All language subtitles for 1944 - Lifeboat

ARE YOU NUMBER TWO BOAT?

FASTER!

HE WAS ON NUMBER
ONE LAST TIME I SAW HIM!

AHOY THERE!

LADY, YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE SOMEBODY
THAT'S JUST BEEN SHIPWRECKED.

MAN, I CERTAINLY FEEL LIKE IT.

DID YOU SEE ANYTHING
OF CHARCOAL?

WHO? JOE, THE STEWARD.

HE HELPED ME INTO THE
LIFEBOAT WITH MY THINGS.

I THOUGHT THIS BOAT
WAS ABANDONED.

NOT BY ME, IT WASN'T. IT
LOOKED PRETTY GOOD TO ME.

WHAT PART OF THE SHIP
ARE YOU FROM, DARLING?

ENGINE ROOM.

I WAS OFF DUTY IN THE
WASHROOM. THANKS.

CAUGHT WITH MY...

I WAS WASHING MY HANDS
WHEN THE TORPEDO SMACKED US.

MOST OF THE CREW
WERE TRAPPED LIKE RATS.

WHEN THEY GOT TO TOPSIDE, IT
WAS A SHAMBLES. QUITE A NIGHT.

REMINDS ME OF AN AIR RAID
ONCE THAT HIT ME IN CHUNGKING.

REMINDED ME OF A SLAUGHTERHOUSE
I ONCE WORKED AT IN CHICAGO.

THOSE NAZI BUZZARDS IN TIN FISH AIN'T
ENOUGH. THEY'VE GOT TO SHELL US TOO.

HA. NOW I CAN
PERFECT MY BACKHAND.

GET THAT. IT MIGHT
COME IN HANDY.

LET'S HAVE THE CAP TOO.

WHAT ARE WE WORRYIN'
ABOUT THIS JUNK FOR?

LET'S TAKE A LOOK FOR THE OTHERS BEFORE
THAT U-BOAT SURFACES AGAIN AND SEES US.

SHE WON'T SURFACE. ONE OF OUR
SHELLS GOT HER. ARE YOU SURE?

SHE WAS KILLED DEAD, DARLING.
WENT DOWN LIKE A ROCK.

DID YOU SEE IT? IT'S
ALL IN HERE, MY PET.

YOU'RE CONSTANCE PORTER.
I HEARD YOU WERE ABOARD.

SO YOU TOOK PICTURES? AND
WHAT PICTURES! PRICELESS!

OH, I CAUGHT SOME
WONDERFUL SHOTS ON DECK.

A LITTLE KNOT OF PEOPLE
AROUND ONE OF THE LIFEBOATS.

THEY LOOK SLOW AND HEAVY AND FAT
WITH THE LIFE BELTS ON, SO LONESOME.

THEN A SHELL HIT THE LIFEBOAT.
THEY ALL JUMPED OVERBOARD.

I GOT A BEAUTIFUL SHOT OF THE
GUN CREW FIRING AT THE SUBMARINE.

BUT THE BEST OF ALL WAS
IN THE BOAT, HERE, WITH JOE.

I GOT THE FREIGHTER
GOING DOWN, ONE OF THE

LIFEBOATS CAUGHT IN THE
SUCTION AND PULLED UNDER!

I GOT SOME OF THE U-BOAT CREW
JUMPING OVERBOARD AND I ALSO GOT...

LOOK! THAT'S A PERFECT TOUCH!

WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?

WHY DON'T YOU WAIT FOR THE BABY
TO FLOAT BY AND PHOTOGRAPH THAT?

HELP!

GANGWAY!

YOU STUPID, CLUMSY, SON-OF-A...

WHY DON'T YOU LOOK
WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

ABSOLUTELY IRREPLACEABLE STUFF.
PRICELESS. THE BEST FILM I EVER TOOK!

GOES TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA. THAT'S
BETTER THAN GOING THERE YOURSELF!

I WOULDN'T HAVE PARTED WITH
THAT FILM FOR A MILLION DOLLARS.

WHEN WILL I EVER GET STUFF LIKE
THAT AGAIN? OF ALL THE STUPID, CLUMSY...

MAYBE WE CAN ARRANGE ANOTHER
SHIPWRECK FOR YOU SOMETIME.

SPARKS, DID YOU HAVE
TIME TO SEND OUT AN S.O.S.?

HARDLY. THE FIRST SHELL FROM
THE U-BOAT DID FOR THE RADIO SHACK.

KEEP GOING, KOVAC. THERE'S
MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE.

WHERE'D THIS COME
FROM? IT WAS FLOATING BY.

MISS MacKENZIE!

STANLEY! SHE'S OUT THERE.

SHE'S ALIVE. COME
ON, KOVAC. COME ON.

THERE'S SOMEBODY, OUT THERE.

TO YOUR RIGHT, KOVAC.

THERE'S THREE OF THEM!
SWING OVER, KOVAC.

HURRY, WE'VE GOT A
WOUNDED MAN! STEP ON IT!

A DAME! NEVER MIND ME.
HELP HIM. HE'S HURT HIS LEG.

WELL, HANG ON, MISS. WELL,
FOLKS, WE'RE IN BUSINESS AGAIN.

SOMEBODY GONNA
GIVE ME A HAND? RITT.

YOU OLD RAT. CONNIE!

DID YOU COME FROM THE
FREIGHTER OR THE STORK CLUB?

- STILL STRIKING OIL, I SEE, EH, RITT?
- ANYBODY GOT ANY LIQUOR?

I'LL HAVE THIS
OFF YOU IN A JIFFY.

I'M OKAY, SPARKS. WHAT
HAPPENED TO NOLAN?

I WAS ON MY WAY FROM THE
BRIDGE TO BRING HIM OUR POSITION,

A SHELL FROM THE U-BOAT
HIT THE RADIO SHACK.

I WAS AT THE WHEEL WAITIN'
FOR HENNESSY TO RELIEVE ME.

JUST SET THE MUG UP
WITH SOME HOT JAVA WHEN...

HOLY SMOKES, LOOK AT THIS MESS.

MAYBE WE'D BETTER
GET THE RAFT BACK.

DO YOU THINK WE'LL STAY AFLOAT? IF THE
BUOYANCY TANKS ARE OKAY, SHE'LL FLOAT,

EVEN IF WE'RE WATERLOGGED.

WELL, I SEE YOU'VE EVEN MANAGED TO
GET SOME OF YOUR LUGGAGE ABOARD.

JUST THE BARE NECESSITIES.
UH, LOOK AT THAT.

SIX FULL BOXES, AND I
HAD TO GRAB THIS ONE.

DON'T CRY, MY PET. IT'LL LAST
UNTIL WE'RE PICKED UP. I HOPE.

FIRST SHELL MUST HAVE DONE FOR THE
SKIPPER. AND MOST OF THE GUN CREW.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
WOMAN WITH THE BABY?

SEE IF YOU CAN
FIND A FIRST-AID KIT.

I THOUGHT EVERYBODY WAS KILLED.
I NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE YOU ALIVE.

YOU KNOW I'M PRACTICALLY
IMMORTAL, RITT.

I... I THOUGHT I WAS DONE FOR. SEE, WE
WERE PLAYING POKER IN THE SALOON...

NOW, HOW DO YOU
GET THIS THING OFF?

HERE'S THE FIRST-AID KIT. IT'S
BEEN PRETTY WELL SMASHED UP.

OH. I NEED SOMETHING
TO COVER HIM UP WITH.

LET ME HAVE THAT
BLANKET, PLEASE.

BANDAGES, PLEASE.

WELL, SHARE AND SHARE
ALIKE, I ALWAYS SAY.

LIE DOWN, PLEASE. WHAT FOR?

YOU'LL BE MORE COMFORTABLE. I
WANNA TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR LEG.

OH, WELL, OKAY, BABE. MAYBE YOU'LL
LET ME RETURN THE COMPLIMENT SOMEDAY.

SHH. LIE DOWN, PLEASE. I THINK
IT'S GOT A HUNK OF SLUG IN IT.

YES, SIR. IT WAS THE
BIGGEST POT OF THE GAME,

BUT BELIEVE YOU ME, I NEVER
EVEN STOPPED TO COLLECT IT.

THAT POT WENT TO DAVY
JONES. WELL, NOT ALL OF IT.

HERE'S 20 BUCKS MR. JONES
DIDN'T GET. WELL, IT'S YOURS.

IT WAS FLOATING IN THE
WATER. WELL, KEEP IT.

NO, GO ON. I INSIST. IT'S
PROBABLY LEGITIMATE AS SALVAGE.

YOU ONE OF THE CREW, SON?
BLACK GANG. OILER. NAME'S KOVAC.

KOVAC, EH? MY NAME'S
RITTENHOUSE. GLAD TO...

RITTENHOUSE? THAT'S RIGHT.

C.J. RITTENHOUSE?
C.J. RITTENHOUSE.

JUNIOR. HERE.

ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NO
SULFANILAMIDE LEFT IN THE KIT? 'FRAID NOT.

HURT? NO.

HERE'S THE SHRAPNEL. THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT LIKE TO KEEP IT AS A SOUVENIR.

NAH. MY HIDE WAS FULL OF
THAT STUFF ON THE LAST TRIP.

HOLD IT STEADY. I OUGHTA
HAVE MY HEAD EXAMINED.

THIS IS THE FOURTH
TIME I'VE SHIPPED OUT

SINCE THE WAR, AND I
AIN'T GOT NO PLACE YET.

GEE, I WISH I COULD MAKE THE
COMPLETE ROUND-TRIP JUST ONCE.

HOW DOES IT LOOK?
IT'S A PRETTY DEEP CUT.

IT'S LEAKIN'. I AIN'T GONNA
WIND UP WITH A GIMPY LEG, AM I?

NO. NOT ENOUGH TO INTERFERE
WITH YOUR JITTERBUGGING.

JIVE, HUH? EH, TELL HER, SPARKS.

WHY HE'S THE CHAMPION HOOFER
OF THE MERCHANT MARINES.

TELL HER WHAT I
DONE IN JERSEY CITY.

LISTEN, I COPPED TWO
PRIZES AT ROSELAND ONE YEAR,

AND ALL THE TIME, I'M SUFFERING SOMETHIN'
TERRIBLE FROM DOUBLE PNEUMONIA.

I CAN OUT-JIVE THE REST OF THOSE
HEPCATS EVEN WITH A BUM GAM.

EVERYTHING UNDER
CONTROL? ANYTHING I CAN DO?

YOU AIN'T GOT SOMETHIN'
TO DRINK ON YA?

SORRY, SON. NOT A DROP. I
HAVE SOME BRANDY, DARLING.

OH, BOY. I COULD SURE
GO FOR SOME OF THAT.

- I'LL GET MY FLASK.
- NO. IN A CASE LIKE THIS,
THE RULE IS TO...

COME ON. WE'RE AMONG
FRIENDS, AIN'T WE?

I DON'T THINK IT'S ADVISABLE. LOOK.
JUST ONE SLUG. IT'LL PICK ME UP.

MAKE UP YOUR
MINDS, DARLINGS. HELP!

HELP!

HELP! IT'S CHARCOAL!

IT'S THE STEWARD!

- THERE'S A WOMAN.
- AND A BABY.

EASY THERE.

GIVE ME THE BABY.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, JOE?

I GOT MY FEET WET A LITTLE BIT.

SHE WAS FIGHTIN' ME ALL
THE TIME IN THE WATER.

SHE TRIED TO DROWN THE
BABY AND HERSELF WITH IT.

HUH, IT'S ALL RIGHT,
SISTER. YOU'RE SAFE.

THE BABY'S SAFE. IT'S ALL
RIGHT. THE DANGER'S OVER.

YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

BEST LET HER HAVE IT.
WE'LL WAIT TILL SHE'S ASLEEP.

HERE.

HEY. THAT'S RIGHT.

HER NAME'S HIGLEY. SHE
WAS BOMBED OUT IN BRISTOL.

ONE OF THEM SHELL SHOCK CASES SENT TO
AMERICA. HER CHILD WAS BORN IN NEW YORK.

SAID TO ME ON THE SHIP, "I'M GOING
HOME TO SHOW MY HUSBAND THE BABY."

HERE, DARLING. YOU
BETTER PUT THIS ON.

HEY, LOOK. ANOTHER CUSTOMER.

- WHERE'D HE COME FROM?
- IS HE A CREW MEMBER?

I NEVER SAW HIM BEFORE.
NOT OFF OUR BOAT.

DANKE SCHÖN.

HE'S VERY GRATEFUL TO US
FOR HAVING SAVED HIS LIFE.

REGRETS VERY MUCH THE U-BOAT
WAS COMPELLED TO SINK OUR SHIP.

ASK HIM WHY THEY
SHELLED OUR LIFEBOATS.

CAPTAIN'S ORDERS. IF YOU ASK
ME, HE'S THE CAPTAIN HIMSELF.

ASK HIM IF HE'S THE CAPTAIN.

HE SAYS HE'S NOT A CAPTAIN OR
OFFICER, JUST A CREW MEMBER.

WELL, CREW MEMBER
OR SKIPPER, HE'S GERMAN.

A GUY CAN'T HELP BEIN' GERMAN
IF HE'S BORN A GERMAN, CAN HE?

NEITHER CAN A SNAKE HELP BEING A
RATTLESNAKE IF HE'S BORN A RATTLESNAKE.

THAT DON'T MAKE HIM A
NIGHTINGALE. GET HIM OUTTA HERE.

DON'T BE SILLY, DARLING.
HE CAN'T VERY WELL

GET OFF IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE OCEAN, CAN HE?

THROW HIM OFF. HAVE YOU
GONE OUT OF YOUR MIND?

THROW THE NAZI BUZZARD OVERBOARD!
THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION!

IT'S AGAINST THE LAW. WHOSE LAW? WE'RE
ON OUR OWN. WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN LAW!

NOW, JUST A MINUTE. HE
WAS ACTING UNDER ORDERS.

OUR FREIGHTER WAS AN ENEMY
SHIP. AFTER ALL, WE'RE AT WAR!

IS THAT WOMAN AT WAR?
IS HER BABY AT WAR?

AND LISTEN, HOW COME YOU
KNOW THE LINGO SO WELL?

HOW COME WHEN I CLIMBED INTO THIS
LIFE BOAT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE IN IT,

DRESSED UP LIKE YOU KNEW
YOU WERE GOING SOMEPLACE?

I WAS GOING SOMEPLACE. I
WAS GOING INTO A LIFEBOAT.

WHAT IS THIS? ARE
YOU INSINUATING?

- YOU SEEM PRETTY ANXIOUS TO
STAND UP FOR YOUR FRIEND HERE.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MY FRIEND?

NOW, CHILDREN, LET'S
KEEP OUR SHIRTS ON.

I HAVEN'T GOT A SHIRT
OR A MINK COAT EITHER.

OH, I GET IT.

A FELLOW TRAVELER. I THOUGHT
THE COMINTERN WAS DISSOLVED.

NOW, WE'RE ALL SORT
OF FELLOW TRAVELERS, IN

A MIGHTY SMALL BOAT,
ON A MIGHTY BIG OCEAN.

AND THE MORE WE QUARREL AND
CRITICIZE AND MISUNDERSTAND EACH OTHER,

THE BIGGER THE OCEAN GETS,
AND THE SMALLER THE BOAT.

THE BOAT'S TOO SMALL
FOR ME AND THIS GERMAN.

ME, I'M PERFECTLY WILLING TO ABIDE
BY THE DECISION OF THE MAJORITY.

THAT'S THE AMERICAN WAY.

IF WE HARM THIS MAN, WE ARE GUILTY
OF THE SAME TACTICS YOU HATE HIM FOR.

ON THE OTHER HAND, IF WE TREAT
HIM WITH KINDNESS AND CONSIDERATION,

WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO CONVERT
HIM TO OUR WAY OF THINKING.

THAT'S THE, UH... THAT'S
THE CHRISTIAN WAY.

OKAY. NOW, ME, I'M AMERICAN
TOO. I WAS BORN ONE IN CHICAGO.

BUT MY PEOPLE ARE FROM
CZECHOSLOVAKIA. EVER HEAR OF THAT PLACE?

I SAY LET'S THROW HIM
OVERBOARD AND WATCH HIM DROWN.

WHEN HE GOES DOWN, I'LL DANCE A JIG
LIKE HITLER DID WHEN FRANCE WENT DOWN.

ME, TOO.

JUST FOR THE RECORD,
I'M AN AMERICAN, MYSELF.

I'M IN A KIND OF A SPOT.

MY NAME IS SCHMIDT,
BUT I CHANGED IT TO SMITH.

THAT'S WHAT I GOT AGAINST THESE
GUYS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

THEY MAKE ME ASHAMED OF
THE NAME I WAS BORN WITH.

I GOT A LOT OF RELATIVES IN GERMANY.
FOR ALL I KNOW THIS GUY MAY BE ONE OF THEM.

I SAY THROW HIM TO THE SHARKS.

NO, GUS. I DON'T SAY IT
WOULDN'T BE A PLEASURE,

MIND YOU, BUT WE
HAVEN'T GOT THE RIGHT.

THE RIGHT? WHAT DO
YOU MEAN THE RIGHT?

WELL, HE'S A PRISONER OF WAR.
GOT TO BE TREATED AS SUCH.

THE WAY IT'S DONE IS TO HANG
ON TO HIM TILL WE'RE PICKED UP,

THEN TURN HIM OVER
TO PROPER AUTHORITIES.

TILL SUCH TIME, WE REPRESENT THE
AUTHORITIES. THAT'S CLEAR, ISN'T IT?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND PEOPLE HURTING
EACH OTHER AND KILLING EACH OTHER.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.

- THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN A UNIFORM?
- I'M DOING THE ONLY THING I CAN.

TRYING TO PUT THEM TOGETHER
AGAIN WHEN THEY GET HURT.

AS FAR AS THE GERMAN'S
CONCERNED, I... I AGREE WITH STANLEY.

SO DO I. I'LL TALK TO THE MAN. MAYBE I
CAN GET SOME INFORMATION FROM HIM.

- MATERIAL FOR YOUR BOOK?
- INCIDENTALLY.

- GEORGE?
- WHAT DO YOU SAY, JOE?

- DO I GET TO VOTE TOO?
- WHY... WHY CERTAINLY!

GUESS I'D RATHER
STAY OUT OF THIS.

HOW ABOUT YOU, SISTER?

MY BABY'S DEAD.

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE
SERVICE FOR BURIAL AT SEA?

WELL, I, UH... I SUPPOSE
ANY PRAYER WOULD DO.

LET ME SEE, NOW.

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD.
UH, I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN
GREEN PASTURES. HE, UH... HE, UH...

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE
THE STILL WATERS.

HE RESTORETH MY SOUL.

HE LEADETH ME IN THE PATHS OF
RIGHTEOUSNESS, FOR HIS NAME'S SAKE.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THROUGH THE
VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH,

I WILL FEAR NO EVIL.

FOR THOU ART WITH ME. THY ROD
AND THY STAFF, THEY COMFORT ME.

SURELY GOODNESS AND MERCY SHALL
FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE.

AND I WILL DWELL IN
THE HOUSE OF THE LORD...

FOREVER.

AMEN.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
OF THIS STUFF IS ANY USE TO US.

ISN'T MUCH WE CAN DO WITH
THESE FOOD COMPARTMENTS.

WELL, AT ANY RATE, THINGS
ARE GETTING SHIPSHAPE.

NONE OF THE BUOYANCY TANKS
SEEM TO HAVE BEEN SMASHED.

THE WATER BREAKER'S
BEEN TAPED UP, AND IN THE

MORNING WE'LL RIG UP
A SAIL AND GET GOING.

AND IN THE MEANTIME, I THINK WE'D
ALL BETTER TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP.

UH, KOVAC, DON'T FORGET
TO WAKE ME FOR MY WATCH.

WE'D BETTER SEND UP
ANOTHER FLARE SOON.

HOW DO YOU FEEL, DARLING?

BETTER, THANK YOU. MUCH BETTER.

HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP
LONG? NOT VERY.

WHAT'S THIS? MRS. PORTER LENT
YOU HER COAT TO HELP KEEP YOU WARM.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL COAT.

IS IT REAL MINK? I HOPE SO.

IT'S LOVELY.

I'VE ALWAYS ADMIRED MINK.

IT'S THE MOST LADYLIKE
FUR THERE IS, I ALWAYS SAID.

SO WARM AND COMFORTABLE.

THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR LETTING ME WEAR IT.

WHERE'S JOHNNY?

WHERE'S MY BABY?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM?

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY BABY?

YOUR BABY'S DEAD.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

YOU KILLED HIM, DIDN'T YOU?

POOR LITTLE THING.

THE SEA, SO BIG AND TERRIBLE.

JOHNNY, IT'S MUM.

WHERE ARE YOU?

WHERE ARE YOU, JOHNNY?

JOHNNY.

LET ME GO. LET ME GO TO HIM.

GET A ROPE, SOMEBODY.
WE'VE GOT TO TIE HER DOWN.

HERE YOU ARE.

LET ME GO TO HIM.

LET ME GO.

GOOD MORNING, SIR. HMM? OH!

GOOD MORNING, SPARKS.
ASLEEP ON WATCH. IT'S

A FINE THING. I OUGHTA
BE COURT-MARTIALED.

I WONDER HOW MUCH WE'VE DRIFTED.
NOT VERY FAR WITH THAT SEA-ANCHOR OUT.

OH, THE SEA-ANCHOR, OF COURSE. YOU KNOW, I
HAD NO IDEA WHAT THOSE THINGS LOOKED LIKE.

I THOUGHT THEY WERE
BIG, HEAVY IRON THINGS

WITH A HOOK TO HOLD
US ONTO THE SEA BOTTOM.

WHEN YOU THREW THAT
THING OUT, I THOUGHT IT

WAS SOME SORT OF A TOY
PARACHUTE OR SOMETHING.

THEY REALLY KEEP THE
BOAT FROM DRIFTING?

LAST TIME I WAS ADRIFT, A SEA ANCHOR
HELD US UP 48 HOURS IN A STORM.

YOU'VE BEEN TORPEDOED
BEFORE? THAT'S RIGHT, TWICE.

HOW LONG BEFORE YOU WERE
PICKED UP? LAST TIME, IT WAS 43 DAYS.

FORTY-THREE... THAT
MUST HAVE BEEN AWFUL!

YEAH. WE DID GET
A BIT SUNBURNED.

THEN, OF COURSE, WE
HAD A GOOD SOUND BOAT,

PLENTY OF FOOD AND
WATER. EVERYTHING INTACT.

WELL, HAVEN'T WE PLENTY TOO? A
GOOD DEAL OF OUR FOOD'S BEEN RUINED.

THREE OUT OF THE FOUR WATER
BREAKERS HAVE BEEN SMASHED.

A LOT OF WATER LEAKED OUT OF THE
FOURTH ONE BEFORE IT WAS TAPED.

WHAT WORRIES ME IS THE COMPASS.

KNOCKED TO PIECES.
THAT'S A BIT AWKWARD.

AND, OF COURSE, THERE'S JERRY.

AH, GOOD MORNING, MRS. PORTER.

WHAT'S GOOD ABOUT IT?

HOW SOON DO WE GET PICKED UP?

GOOD MORNING, CONNIE. WE WERE DISCUSSING
THAT. IT SEEMS THERE'S NO WAY OF TELLING.

DID YOU SLEEP WELL? NOT A WINK.

NOT ONLY THAT, I FROZE.

ONLY HAD MY FUR COAT
TO KEEP ME... WARM.

WHERE'S MISS HIGLEY?

I'M SORRY, FOLKS.
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

IT WAS PITCH BLACK WHEN
I RELIEVED YOU, KOVAC.

I COULDN'T SEE A THING.

FOR ALL I KNOW, IT MIGHT HAVE
HAPPENED DURING YOUR WATCH.

EIGHT BISCUITS.
MINUS EIGHT BISCUITS.

OH, THANKS. KOVAC. HOW'S
THE SAIL COMING ALONG?

COMING ALONG. LIGHT, SIR?

UH, NO, THANKS. I THINK I'LL HOARD
THIS HEATER TILL WE GET SOMEPLACE.

WELL, FOLKS, I'VE BEEN TAKING
INVENTORY, AND WE'RE IN THE BLACK.

A GOING CONCERN. IT'S NO USE LYING
AROUND WAITING TO BE PICKED UP.

AS WE MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT
AS LONG AS, UH... AS 43 DAYS.

SO WE MIGHT AS WELL
GET ORGANIZED. THE

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS
IS DEPARTMENT HEADS.

UH, SPARKS? YES,
MR. RITTENHOUSE.

CALL ME RITT. WE'RE ALL IN
THE SAME BOAT. YES, SIR. RITT.

SPARKS, YOU ARE, UH, IN
CHARGE OF NAVIGATION.

AYE, AYE, SIR. UH, GEORGE?

CALL ME JOE.

IS YOUR NAME JOE? YES, SIR.

VERY WELL. JOE IT IS. YOU
ARE HEAD OF THE COMMISSARY.

- YES, SIR.
- CONNIE, WILL YOU KEEP
THE SHIP'S LOG, PLEASE?

RIGHTO, RITTO, PROVIDING I CONTROL THE
COPYRIGHT AND ALL PUBLICATION RIGHTS.

INCLUDING THE SCANDINAVIAN.

YES. MISS MacKENZIE.

YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF SICK BAY.

DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT I
THINK WE HAVE A SKIPPER.

WHO ELECTED MR. RITTENHOUSE?
MR. RITTENHOUSE.

RITT, TO YOU. YOU
THINK HE'S CAPABLE?

SURE. TILL THE SAIL GOES UP.

WE NEVER SHOULD'VE
LET HIM STAY ON BOARD.

HE'LL EAT OUR FOOD, DRINK OUR WATER,
AND DOUBLE-CROSS US, FIRST CHANCE HE GETS.

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
HE'S ONE AGAINST SEVEN.

IT WAS EIGHT YESTERDAY.
OR HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN?

THERE'S A PIECE IN HERE...

ABOUT SOME PEOPLE WHO WERE
ADRIFT IN A LIFEBOAT FOR 80 DAYS.

SAY, MAYBE WE CAN
BEAT THAT RECORD.

HEAVEN FORBID.

WE MIGHT EVEN GET
IN THE NEWSREELS.

ROSIE'D GET A BANG OUTTA THAT.

IT'D REMIND HER OF THE FIRST CUP WE
WON AT THE GARDEN FOR MARATHON DANCING.

WE DANCED 80 CONSECUTIVE
HOURS. CONSECUTIVE?

WELL, 10 MINUTES OFF EVERY FOUR
HOURS FOR COFFEE, CAKE, STUFF LIKE THAT.

SO HOW'D YOU FEEL AFTER
80 HOURS OF DANCING?

I HAD A SLIGHT HEADACHE, BUT
ROSIE, SHE WAS JUST GETTIN' WOUND UP.

SHE GRABBED A CAB, WENT
RIGHT OVER TO ROSELAND.

DOES SHE WORK
THERE? SHE LIVES THERE.

HOW DOES THE LEG FEEL
NOW? IT DON'T FEEL AT ALL.

I WISH I COULD WALK AROUND. I SURE
HOPE THAT THING DON'T LEAVE ME GIMPY.

AL'D LOVE THAT. WHO'S AL?

AL MAGAROULIAN. HE'S
AN ARMENIAN RUG-CUTTER.

HE KNEW ROSIE BEFORE I
DID. HE'S GOT FALLEN ARCHES.

KEEPS HIM OUTTA THE DRAFT,
BUT NOT OUTTA ROSELAND.

KOVAC, YOU KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT MACHINERY, DON'T YOU?

A LITTLE. SEE IF YOU
CAN FIX THIS CLASP.

MRS. PORTER, I'VE READ A LOT OF YOUR STUFF.
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH IT?

NO, DO TELL ME.

YOU'VE BEEN ALL OVER THE WORLD.
YOU'VE MET ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE.

BUT YOU NEVER WRITE ABOUT THEM,
YOU ONLY WRITE ABOUT YOURSELF.

YOU THINK THIS WHOLE WAR'S A SHOW PUT
ON FOR YOU TO COVER, LIKE A BROADWAY PLAY.

AND IF ENOUGH PEOPLE DIE BEFORE THE LAST
ACT, MAYBE YOU MIGHT GIVE IT FOUR STARS.

COME ON, SPARKS. ALL RIGHT,
TOVARICH. NOW, LISTEN TO ME.

HEADS UP! JOE, MAN THE
TILLER TILL WE'RE SQUARED AWAY!

WELL, FOLKS, WE'RE UNDER WAY.

- WHERE TO?
- HUH?

WHERE ARE WE GOING? FIRST OPERATOR
SAID WE WERE HEADED FOR BERMUDA.

WELL, GOOD. UH, SPARKS,
YOU BETTER TAKE THE TILLER.

YES, SIR. UH, WHAT
ABOUT THE COURSE?

DOES ANYBODY HERE KNOW
THE COURSE TO BERMUDA?

I WAS AT THE WHEEL WHEN WE GOT PUNCTURED.
THE COURSE WAS 115 EAST-SOUTHEAST.

FINE, THEN,
EAST-SOUTHEAST IT IS.

YES, SIR. BUT, UH, WHAT
IS EAST-SOUTHEAST?

WITHOUT A COMPASS... WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH THE SUN?

WITH THE SUN THIS HIGH, IT'S PRETTY
HARD TO TELL THE POINTS OF THE COMPASS.

I THINK IT'S OUT THAT WAY.

YOU THINK? DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW?

HE SAYS EAST-SOUTHEAST
IS THAT DIRECTION.

HOW'S HE KNOW? WELL,
HE OUGHT TO KNOW.

HIS U-BOAT WAS OPERATING
AROUND HERE, WASN'T IT?

DO YOU SUPPOSE HE'D LEAD US
TO BERMUDA, BRITISH TERRITORY?

HE SAYS HE'D RATHER BE A PRISONER
OF WAR IN BERMUDA THAN HERE.

AT LEAST HE'D HAVE
GOOD FOOD AND A BED.

I WOULDN'T TRUST
ANYTHING HE SAYS.

KOVAC, YOU'RE SO PREJUDICED
YOU CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT.

IF ANYBODY'S IN THE POSITION TO KNOW WHERE
WE ARE AND WHERE BERMUDA IS, HE'S THE ONE.

- WHO SAYS SO?
- WE'LL FOLLOW
THE GERMAN'S COURSE.

WHO ELECTED YOU SKIPPER?

WELL, I... COURSE, IF THERE'S
ANYBODY ELSE YOU'D PREFER...

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT A SHIP?

HE JUST HAPPENS TO OWN
A SHIPYARD, THAT'S ALL.

HAS HE EVER BEEN IN IT? HE
HAS THOUSANDS OF EMPLOYEES.

OF COURSE HE KNOWS
HOW TO HANDLE MEN.

NOT IN A LIFEBOAT. WHAT WE NEED IS
AN ABLE SEAMAN, AND WE'VE GOT ONE.

WHO, ME? I'M A DISABLED SEAMAN.

ANYHOW, I NEVER DID
HAVE NO EXECUTIVE ABILITY.

- I THINK MAYBE SPARKS THERE...
- NO, NOT ME.

I KNOW A BIT ABOUT NAVIGATION, BUT WHEN IT
COMES TO TAKING CHARGE OF A BOAT, WELL...

WHAT ABOUT KOVAC?

THAT CLUNK RUN THIS BOAT?
WITH WHAT? AN OIL CAN?

IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A SKIPPER,
WE HAVE A SKIPPER RIGHT ON THIS BOAT.

HE WASN'T THE
CAPTAIN. WASN'T HE?

- HERR KAPITÄN?
- JA?

WELL, I'M A MONKEY'S UNCLE!

THERE. YOU HAVE A MAN WHO'S
FAMILIAR WITH THESE WATERS.

HE KNOWS SEAMANSHIP AND
NAVIGATION. WHAT ABOUT IT?

YOU WANT TO TURN THE
BOAT OVER TO THE MAN

WHO SUNK OUR SHIP AND
SHELLED OUR LIFEBOATS?

I WANT YOU TO TURN THE BOAT OVER TO
THE MAN OBVIOUSLY BEST QUALIFIED TO RUN IT.

YOU'RE CRAZY.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

THERE ARE TWO SIDES TO EVERYTHING.
LET'S LOOK AT THIS CALMLY AND REASONABLY.

THE GENTLEMAN IS JUST AS
ANXIOUS TO GET TO SAFETY AS WE ARE.

IF HE'S A TRAINED SKIPPER,
WHY SHOULDN'T HE TAKE CHARGE?

- BECAUSE I'M TAKING CHARGE!
- SINCE WHEN?

AS OF NOW, I'M SKIPPER. ANYBODY WHO DON'T
LIKE IT CAN GET OUT AND SWIM TO BERMUDA.

I'LL BUY IT.

SUITS ME. WHAT ABOUT YOU, MISS?

I'M FOR IT.

YES, SIR. WELL, IF
THE REST AGREE...

ALL RIGHT, COMMISSAR,
WHAT'S THE COURSE?

WELL, WE...

WHICH WAY'D YOU SAY,
SPARKS? OUT THERE.

NEIN, NEIN.

HE SAYS IF YOU GO YOUR WAY,
YOU'LL ONLY HEAD FURTHER OUT TO SEA.

HE INSISTS THE COURSE
TO BERMUDA IS THAT WAY.

WE'LL HEAD THIS WAY. TAKE
THE TILLER, SPARKS. AYE, AYE, SIR.

CAREFUL.

INCLUDING THE SCANDINAVIAN.

♪♪

HOW DO YOU FEEL
NOW, CONNIE? AWFUL.

IT ISN'T THE SEA THAT MAKES ME
SICK, IT'S THE LOSS OF MY TYPEWRITER.

THAT TYPEWRITER WENT WITH ME
EVERYWHERE... ROME, BERLIN, PARIS, LONDON.

OH, QUIT GROUSING.

WHY SHOULDN'T I GROUSE?
LITTLE BY LITTLE, I'M

BEING STRIPPED OF ALL
MY EARTHLY POSSESSIONS.

FIRST, MY BEAUTIFUL
STOCKING, THEN MY CAMERA.

I DON'T MIND THE LOSS OF THE
CAMERA SO MUCH, BUT THE FILM IN IT!

I GET POSITIVELY ILL
WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.

HEY, DO YOU REMEMBER THE
BOOM WE HAD AFTER THE LAST WAR?

WELL, THE BOOM WE'RE
GONNA HAVE AFTER THIS

ONE'LL MAKE THE LAST
LOOK LIKE A MILD FLURRY.

THEN MY STEAMER RUG GOES, THEN
MY FUR COAT, AND NOW MY TYPEWRITER.

TAKE CHINA, FOR EXAMPLE.

400 MILLION CUSTOMERS
WAITING TO SIGN ON THE

DOTTED LINE AS SOON
AS PEACE IS DECLARED.

I NEVER SHOULD'VE TAKEN THE
FREIGHTER, SHOULD'VE GONE BY CLIPPER.

ME, TOO. I'D HAVE BEEN
IN SPAIN BY THIS TIME.

SPAIN? WERE YOU GOING
FOR THE STATE DEPARTMENT?

STATE DEPARTMENT? CERTAINLY
NOT. I WAS GOING FOR C.J. RITTENHOUSE.

WHAT FOR? WHAT FOR?
WHY, MY DEAR FELLOW.

PIPE DOWN, RITT.
THE "GAY-PAY-OO."

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WITH MY MEMO PAD?

I BORROWED IT FROM YOU
TO MAKE A DECK OF CARDS.

NEVER HEARD SUCH
IMPERTINENCE, OPENING MY BAG.

IT WAS OPEN. HOW ABOUT
A LITTLE DRAW POKER?

EH, SUITS ME FINE! DEAL YOU IN?

WITH A DECK YOU'VE
MADE, DARLING?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA PLAY FOR?

DOLLAR LIMIT? THAT'LL
DO FOR A STARTER.

CUT FOR DEAL. ALL RIGHT.

YOU DEAL.

WHAT ARE THOSE LETTERS
ON YOUR DIAPHRAGM?

LOVE LETTERS. OH, YOU
BELIEVE IN ADVERTISING?

OPEN.

NEVER COULD UNDERSTAND THIS QUAINT HABIT
OF MAKING A BILLBOARD OUT OF ONE'S TORSO.

STAY. THREE CARDS.

I MUST SAY YOU'VE SHOWN
THE MOST COMMENDABLE

DELICACY IN JUST
TATTOOING THE INITIAL,

NOT PRINTING THE NAMES,
ADDRESSES, AND TELEPHONE NUMBERS.

OPEN.

NINES? QUEENS.

SEE, HOW MANY ARE THERE?
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.

REMIND ME TO SHOW YOU THE REST
OF THEM SOMETIME. YOUR DEAL, MY BOY.

AND SEE YOU DEAL
THEM OFF THE TOP.

YOU MEAN, YOU'RE USED TO PEOPLE
DEALING OFF THE BOTTOM? I WAS JUST JOKING.

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GO INTO IT. I
USED TO FAINT AT THE SIGHT OF BLOOD.

WHAT MADE YOU JOIN
THE MERCHANT MARINE?

I DON'T KNOW. NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT IT.

I SUPPOSE IT WAS 'CAUSE
I LIVED IN GREENWICH.

MAYBE IT WAS THE RIVER
THERE, AND THE SHIPS.

IT'S THE FIRST TIME
I'VE EVER BEEN TO SEA.

I WAS BORN AND RAISED
IN THE WHEAT COUNTRY.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES WHEN
THE WIND BLOWS THROUGH

THE WHEAT, IT LOOKS
SOMETHING LIKE THE SEA.

WELL, IT'S NOT A BAD LIFE, THE MERCHANT
MARINE, EXCEPT FOR THE U-BOATS.

AFTER A WHILE, YOU GET TO
TAKING EVEN THEM IN YOUR STRIDE.

IT'S RATHER SCARY THE
FIRST TIME, THOUGH, ISN'T IT?

I'M GLAD THE FREIGHTER
WAS TORPEDOED.

MY DEAR YOUNG LADY, WHAT
AN EXTRAORDINARY THING TO SAY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR? IT'S THE
BANDAGE, LOOT, IT'S TOO TIGHT OR SOMETHING.

OH, WAIT. LET ME.

HOLY MACKEREL.

AIN'T IT A LULU?
WHAT ABOUT IT, MISS?

I DON'T KNOW. I'M AFRAID IT... LOOKS
MORE LIKE A LEG OF LAMB, DON'T IT?

GET AWAY FROM HERE.

TELL HIM TO GET BACK TO HIS PLACE
BEFORE I THROW HIM OVERBOARD.

WHAT DID HE SAY?

GUS, I'M AFRAID
YOUR LEG'S VERY BAD.

GANGRENE?

JA, GANGRENE.

IT'LL HAVE TO BE
AMPUTATED AT ONCE.

I'VE NEVER EVEN ASSISTED
IN AN AMPUTATION.

HE SAYS, BEING AN ENEMY AND,
TECHNICALLY, OUR PRISONER,

PERHAPS YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO TRUST HIM WITH
THE OPERATION, BUT HE'S WILLING TO DO IT.

WHAT THE DEVIL DOES
HE KNOW ABOUT IT?

HE SAYS HE WAS A SURGEON IN CIVILIAN
LIFE. HE'S DONE MANY OPERATIONS.

IF HE DID, THEY WERE
PROBABLY ILLEGAL. IF HE'S

A MEDICAL MAN, WHY ISN'T
HE IN MEDICAL SERVICE?

I DON'T KNOW AND I DON'T CARE.

PERHAPS THE GANGRENE ISN'T
LEGAL, EITHER, BUT IT'S THERE.

THE LEG HAS TO COME OFF.

NO DICE. I DON'T
WANT NO OPERATION.

DARLING, YOU WANT TO LIVE,
DON'T YOU? NOT WITH ONE LEG.

DON'T BE A SAP, GUS.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

SURE, I DO. ROSIE. WHAT'S
ROSIE GOT TO DO WITH IT?

EVERYTHING. IF I LOSE MY LEG, I LOSE
ROSIE. OF COURSE, I DON'T KNOW ROSIE.

SHE LOVES TO DANCE. IT'S
HER HOBBY. IT'S HER WHOLE LIFE.

PUT YOURSELF IN HER PLACE. DO
YOU LIKE TO DANCE? MAD ABOUT IT.

WELL, THEN, WHAT GOOD'S A HEPCAT WITH ONE
GAM MISSIN'? IF MY LEG GOES, ROSIE GOES.

- IF SHE'S THAT KIND OF A...
- DON'T YOU CALL ROSIE
THAT KIND OF A...

I OUGHTA KNOW. I INTRODUCED
YOU TO HER, DIDN'T I?

NO, YOU DIDN'T. AL MAGAROULIAN
INTRODUCED ME TO HER.

I KNEW HER BEFORE AL
MAGAROULIAN DID. AL MAGAROULIAN...

THE HECK WITH AL MAGAROULIAN.
WHAT'S HE GOT TO DO WITH IT?

ROSIE'S AS GOOD AS ANYBODY.
AND A DARN SIGHT BETTER.

- IF SHE WAS THE RIGHT
KIND OF A WOMAN...
- KOVAC, YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

DARLING, DON'T YOU PAY ANY
ATTENTION TO THIS HUMAN 24-SHEET.

NOW, YOU LISTEN TO ME. I DON'T
KNOW ROSIE, BUT I KNOW WOMEN.

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE WOMEN.
AND ONE OF 'EM'S "THAT KIND OF A..."

- WHAT KIND OF A?
- WELL, AN INDEPENDENT CREATURE
WHO LIVES HER OWN LIFE.

THAT'S ROSIE ALL OVER. WITH A
HEART OF GOLD. AND SHE GIVES IT AWAY.

ROSIE'D GIVE THE
SHIRT OFF HER BACK TO

ANYBODY. SHE'S GOT A
HEART AS BIG AS HER HEAD.

AND YOU WANNA BREAK IT. WHO, ME?

WELL, YOU'D RATHER
DIE THAN TRUST HER.

WHO SAYS I DON'T TRUST HER?
IT'S AL MAGAROULIAN I DON'T TRUST.

HE KNEW HER BEFORE I DID.

SHE SWORE TO ME THERE WAS
NOTHING BETWEEN THEM, BUT...

MAYBE THERE WASN'T. BUT ROSIE'S
HUMAN LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE,

AND IT AIN'T LIKE WE WAS
MARRIED, OR HAD A HOME AND ALL.

MAYBE WE SHOULDA GOT HITCHED
BEFORE I LEFT ON THAT LAST TRIP.

I SHOULDA TOOK CARE
OF THAT INSURANCE.

ROSIE KEPT ASKIN' ME ABOUT IT.
THE KID'S ALWAYS THINKIN' OF ME.

THAT'S WHY YOU'VE GOT TO THINK OF
HER, BACK HOME, PUTTING ON A BIG SHOW,

LAUGHING AND DANCING,
PRETENDING TO BE HAVING A GOOD TIME.

AND ALL THE WHILE, HER HEART'S ACHING,
TORN WITH LONELINESS AND UNCERTAINTY.

NOT KNOWING WHETHER
YOU'RE DEAD OR ALIVE.

THEN, AT LAST, TO FIND OUT
THAT YOU RISKED YOUR LIFE,

PERHAPS EVEN DIED, JUST
BECAUSE YOU HAD NO FAITH IN HER?

GOD, FORGIVE ME.

POOR KID, SHE'D BE
BROKENHEARTED WHEN SHE...

WELL, LET'S GO. WHAT
ARE WE ALL WAITIN' FOR?

HE'LL NEED A PAIL OF WATER, JOE.

IS THERE ANY SORT OF
ANESTHETIC? NOTHING.

NEIN. YOU HAVE SOME
BRANDY, HAVEN'T YOU?

HE SAYS BRANDY'S
BETTER THAN NOTHING.

DID I HEAR BRANDY?

LET ME GET IT FOR
YOU. OH, THANKS, JOE.

CAN YOU OPEN IT FOR ME?
THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S JUST HERE.

HERE, DARLING. HI-YO, SILVER!

HE'LL NEED A TOURNIQUET,
A BELT OR SOMETHING.

I'LL LOSE MY PANTS
IF I TAKE MINE OFF.

HOW 'BOUT YOUR BELT,
SPARKS? HERE IT IS.

GET IT, JOE. IT WAS
NICE KNOWIN' YA.

UM, OH, JOE. HE WANTS A NEEDLE AND
TWINE FROM THE, UH, BOAT KIT OR SOMETHING.

IT'S IN A DITTY BAG, JOE.

AAH!

AM I GONNA FEEL
GOOD PRETTY SOON.

KOVAC, WHY'D YOU WANT
TO SAY THAT ABOUT ROSIE?

- SAY WHAT?
- WHAT YOU SAID.

- I'M SORRY, GUS.
- TAKE IT BACK.

OKAY, I TAKE IT BACK.

WHAT CAN WE USE FOR
FORCEPS? YOU HAVE TWEEZERS?

I'VE GOT TWEEZERS. YES, JOE,
YOU'LL FIND THEM IN MY BAG.

THE LITTLE BOX
ON THE TOP. RIGHT.

ASK HIM HOW MUCH OF
THAT STUFF HE CAN DRINK.

GO AHEAD, GUS. THE
WORKS. DOWN THE HATCH.

I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.

JOE, CLEAR AWAY
SOME OF THAT STUFF.

WE'LL LAY HIM OUT HERE. WE'LL NEED
SOMETHING FOR WEIGHTS TO HOLD IT DOWN.

KOVAC,

YOU KNOW WHAT I
THINK OF THAT NO-GOOD,

SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS FRIEND
OF YOURS, AL MAGAROULIAN?

MAGAROULIAN'S NO FRIEND OF MINE.

MAGAROULIAN'S A SKUNK.

TWO-LEGGED SKUNK.

- I HATE HIS GUTS.
- YOU'RE OKAY, PAL.

HI, LOOT.

HIYA, GUS.

WELL, ANYWAY,
IT'S AN EXPERIENCE.

I OUGHTA HAVE MY HEAD EXAMINED.

I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO SEA.

I COULDA GOT A JOB IN A DEFENSE
PLANT MAKING GOOD DOUGH.

I COULDA JOINED THE
ARMY, OR EVEN THE NAVY.

'STEAD OF THAT, I GOT ASSIGNED
ON A STINKING OL' RUST BUCKET.

MR. RITTENHOUSE?

YES, SON?

CALL ME GUS.

HIYA, BABE.

HI, TOOTS. GIVE
US A KISS, WILL YA?

HEY, JOE.

WHAT'D YA STOP PLAYIN' FOR?
COME ON. GIVE US A LITTLE MUSIC.

NO, NO. NONE OF THAT SLICKER MUSIC. COME
ON. COME ON. BOOGIE IT UP. BOOGIE IT UP.

♪ DON'T SIT UNDER THE APPLE
TREE WITH ANYONE ELSE BUT ME ♪

TELL HIM TO HOLD THE
BOAT AS STEADY AS POSSIBLE.

- STEADY AS YOU GO, SPARKS.
- RIGHTO.

♪ ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
ANYONE ELSE BUT ME ♪ ♪♪

♪ ANYONE ELSE BUT ME
ANYONE ELSE BUT ME ♪

♪ ANYONE ELSE BUT ME ♪♪

SAYING A THING LIKE THAT. JUST BECAUSE
SHE LIKES TO DANCE AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.

NOBODY'S GONNA CALL ROSIE...

HEY, KOVAC. YOU'RE
A NO-GOOD HEEL.

TAKE HIS BACKREST AWAY.

ALL RIGHT. LOOK
ALIVE NOW, SPARKS.

RIGHTO.

BRING MORE BANDAGES.

JOE.

MR. KOVAC.

KEEP HER STEADY, YOU FOOL!

OPEN.

STAY. THREE CARDS.

BET ONE.

CALL. NINES.

QUEENS.

GIVE 'EM A GOOD
SHUFFLE. OKAY, CUT 'EM.

FILL ANOTHER INSIDE
STRAIGHT, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT!

IT'S LUCKY FOR GUS WE
HAD SOMEBODY ABOARD

WHO KNEW HOW TO MEET
AN EMERGENCY LIKE THIS.

TWO MORE CARDS, DARLING.

YOU KNOW, BY GOLLY,
THE THING THAT GOT ME...

PLAY CARDS, RITT.

SAY, WHAT ARE YOU
TWO GABBING ABOUT?

CURRENTS. NOT THE PIE
KIND, DARLING, THE OCEAN KIND.

FASCINATING SUBJECT, CURRENTS.
THEY'RE EITHER FOR YOU OR AGIN YOU.

CONNIE, DARLING, DO
YOU STAY OR DO YOU PASS?

RITT, DARLING, I'VE
ALREADY STAYED.

YEAH, WELL, IT'LL COST
YOU TWO BUCKS MORE. OH.

CONNIE!

HOLD YOUR HORSES, DARLING.
I'M IN A CONFERENCE. MM-HMM.

WOMEN AND POKER!

I'LL STAY. FORTUNATELY,
KAPITÄN SEEMS TO THINK

WE'RE ON A FAVORING
CURRENT, QUITE SWIFT.

WE GOT A FAVORING BREEZE, TOO. GOOD.
THEN WE OUGHT TO BE IN BERMUDA IN NO TIME.

I HOPE SO, FOR GUS'S SAKE. THAT
IS, IF WE'RE ON THE RIGHT COURSE.

WELL, DOES HE STILL THINK WE'RE
NOT? HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

WELL, ASK HIM.

ONE CAN'T BE SURE
WITHOUT A COMPASS.

HE WAS PRETTY CERTAIN
A FEW HOURS AGO.

YEAH. I WONDER WHAT
MADE HIM CHANGE HIS MIND.

WE PROBABLY DRIFTED SOMEWHAT
ON ACCOUNT OF THE CURRENT.

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THAT. WHAT'S HE
DOING IN THIS PART OF THE BOAT, ANYWAY?

WHY? IS HE IN QUARANTINE? TELL HIM TO
GET BACK TO THE BOW, WHERE HE BELONGS.

I'LL DO NOTHING OF THE SORT.

YOU MAY BE SKIPPER OF THIS LIFEBOAT,
BUT YOU'RE NOT DICTATOR. OR ARE YOU?

WAIT A MINUTE, KOVAC. THERE'S NO
SENSE TREATING THE MAN LIKE A LEPER.

HE DID SAVE GUS'S
LIFE, YOU KNOW.

FOR THE TIME BEING. AFTER ALL,
IT WAS AN EMERGENCY OPERATION.

DON'T YOU REALIZE
THAT IT'S IMPERATIVE THAT

WE GET GUS TO A HOSPITAL
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?

SURE, I DO. THEN, WHY NOT
LISTEN TO SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS?

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? NOW HE ISN'T
SURE. SAYS HE WON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.

BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. THE
POINT IS, ARE WE HEADED FOR BERMUDA?

WHAT'S COME OVER THE MAN? ALL
YOU GOT TO DO IS ANSWER YES OR NO.

HE ADMITS WE'RE ON
THE WRONG COURSE.

ADMITS? HE'S ONLY SAYING
WHAT HE SAID BEFORE.

I HAD TO DRAG IT OUT OF HIM. HE
SAYS... I DON'T CARE WHAT HE SAYS.

YEAH, BUT SUPPOSE HE'S
RIGHT. THAT'S MY FUNERAL.

NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S
GUS'S FUNERAL.

WHOSE FUNERAL?

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT IS THIS?

WELL, FELLA, HOW DO
YOU FEEL NOW, HUH?

IN THE PINK.

OUTSIDE OF A LITTLE HANGOVER.

RIGHT NOW I'D GIVE THE
OTHER LEG FOR A CIGARETTE.

HERE, DARLING.

GUESS MAYBE I LOST
A LITTLE WEIGHT, HUH?

YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT,
GUS. HE DID A SWELL JOB.

DANKE SCHÖN.

WELL, SKIPPER, HOW SOON
DO WE GET TO BERMUDA?

PRETTY SOON, GUS. WE'VE GOT A
GOOD BREEZE AND A FAVORING CURRENT.

THERE'S A LITTLE DIFFERENCE OF OPINION
ABOUT THE DIRECTION WE'RE HEADED.

TROUBLE IS, I'M NOT
SURE ABOUT OUR COURSE.

I'M ONLY SURE OF ONE THING.
I DON'T TRUST THAT NAZI.

THERE MUST BE OTHER
SUBMARINES AROUND AND HE

KNOWS WHERE THEY ARE,
OR MAYBE A SUPPLY SHIP.

HE KNOWS WHERE THAT IS TOO.

ON GENERAL PRINCIPLE, I'D
COPPER ANYTHING HE SAYS.

THAT'S HOW I STAND. YOU
AGREE WITH ME, SPARKS?

WELL...

DOES ANYBODY AGREE WITH ME?

YOU'RE THE SKIPPER.

ALL RIGHT, SPARKS. FOLLOW
THE GERMAN'S COURSE.

I, UH, WAS ADMIRING
YOUR BRACELET.

GIFT FROM A HUSBAND.
IT'S GORGEOUS.

MY FIRST HUSBAND.

GLAD THE FREIGHTER
WAS TORPEDOED.

WHAT? THAT'S WHAT
YOU SAID YESTERDAY.

THAT WAS A STUPID THING TO
SAY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT, EXACTLY.

WHAT DID YOU MEAN, EXACTLY?

I ONLY MEANT I WAS
RATHER GLAD THAT WE...

WELL, I WASN'T PARTICULARLY
ANXIOUS TO GET TO LONDON.

WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID
OF IN LONDON? MYSELF.

I MEAN, UH, IT'S A PERSONAL
PROBLEM. IN OTHER WORDS, I...

I KNOW, DARLING. I
KNOW. GENUS HOMO. MALE.

AND MARRIED, BUT NOT TO ME.

YOU CALL THAT A
PROBLEM? IT IS TO ME.

FIDDLESTICKS.

I DON'T WANT TO PRY INTO YOUR
PERSONAL AFFAIRS, DARLING,

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?

YOU'VE BEEN READING KIPLING.
"THE SINS YE DO BY TWO AND TWO,

YOU MUST PAY FOR ONE BY ONE."

'COURSE I DON'T
KNOW WHO THE GUY IS.

BUT I KNOW MEN,
ESPECIALLY MARRIED MEN.

SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS...

DON'T LET HER UPSET YOU.

SHE CERTAINLY HAS A WAY OF
GETTING AT THINGS. THAT'S RIGHT.

I DIDN'T MIND HER PRYING,
REALLY. I WANTED TO TALK.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'M ALL MIXED UP,
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYBODY.

I THINK I'D RATHER TELL
YOU THAN ANYBODY.

HIS NAME IS STEPHEN.

HE'S A DOCTOR. WE WORKED
IN THE SAME HOSPITAL.

ALL THE TIME, I KNEW
HE WAS MARRIED.

HIS WIFE'S A FINE WOMAN, AND
THEY HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.

SO, YOU SEE, IT WAS HOPELESS.
IT WAS QUITE HOPELESS.

YES, OF COURSE. I-I SEE.

WELL, WE BOTH DECIDED
TO FORGET ABOUT IT.

AND WHEN HE ENLISTED AND
WAS SENT TO LONDON, I WAS GLAD.

I WAS REALLY GLAD.

I TRIED TO FORGET
HIM, BUT I COULDN'T.

HE WROTE SEVERAL
TIMES. I NEVER ANSWERED.

AND THEN WHEN I WAS
ASSIGNED TO LONDON MYSELF...

WELL, I KNEW IF WE MET THERE
AWAY FROM HOME, AWAY FROM EVERY...

I'M SORRY.

MAYBE I BETTER WAIT
TILL I GET HOME AND TAKE

IT UP WITH MR. WHOSITS
ON THE GOODWILL HOUR.

SOMETIMES THAT PROGRAM'S FUNNY.

SOMETIMES IT ISN'T A BIT.

WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN TROUBLE,
THEY TURN THEMSELVES INSIDE-OUT.

SEEM TO FEEL BETTER WHEN THEY
GET SOME SORT OF AN ANSWER.

WHETHER THEY GET AN ANSWER
OR NOT, THEY FEEL BETTER.

THANK YOU, STANLEY.

LOVELY NIGHT WE'RE HAVING.

LOTS OF STARS OUT TONIGHT.

I REMEMBER THE NIGHT BEFORE WE WAS
TORPEDOED. NOLAN WAS... HE WAS MY FIRST.

YES, I MET HIM ON THE
BOAT. THAT'S RIGHT. YES.

HE WAS TELLING ME ALL ABOUT HIS WIFE
GOING TO STAY WITH HER FAMILY IN BERMUDA.

AND HOW IT'S CHANGED
SINCE THE WAR.

HE TOLD ME THAT...

I REMEMBER AS HE POINTED
OUT OUR COURSE OVER THE BOWS,

I SAW THE PLANET MARS
LOW ON THE HORIZON.

THAT'S MARS OVER
THERE, TO THE RIGHT.

AND THAT'S VENUS.

WE'RE HEADED FOR
VENUS. WE'RE GOING EAST.

WE'RE NOT HEADING FOR BERMUDA.
WE'RE HEADING TO MISS BERMUDA.

WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.

AFTER ALL, WE DID
HAVE TO DRAG IT OUT OF...

THAT'S PART OF THE TRICK. HE
MADE SUCKERS OUT OF ALL OF US.

KOVAC, I STILL SAY WE HAVE NO RIGHT
TO CONDEMN THE MAN WITHOUT A HEARING.

PERHAPS THE COURSE HE GAVE US WAS
WRONG, BUT THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN.

WHEN I QUESTIONED HIM YESTERDAY,
HE DIDN'T WANT TO COMMIT HIMSELF.

HE SAID WE COULDN'T BE
SURE WITHOUT A COMPASS.

THE THING TO DO IS TO WAKE
HIM UP AND QUESTION HIM.

WE'LL GET NOTHING BUT LIES.
THAT'S WHAT HE WAS BROUGHT UP ON.

AND I WAS BROUGHT UP UNDER THE IDEA THAT
A MAN IS INNOCENT UNTIL HE'S PROVED GUILTY.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
APPOINT ONE OF US TO BE HIS LAWYER?

BUT DON'T YOU SEE,
WITHOUT A COMPASS...

MRS. PORTER, REMEMBER
YESTERDAY YOU LOOKED

AT YOUR WATCH AND TOLD
THE GERMAN THE TIME?

YES. DID HE ASK YOU THE TIME?

OF COURSE HE DID.

THAT'S FUNNY. WHAT'S
FUNNY ABOUT IT?

HE HAD A WATCH OF HIS
OWN. WELL, WHAT OF IT?

IF HE HAD A WATCH, WHY WOULD HE
HAVE TO ASK MRS. PORTER FOR THE TIME?

THAT DOESN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

LOTS OF TIMES I HAVE MY OWN WATCH IN
MY POCKET AND I ASK SOMEBODY THE TIME.

LOTS OF PEOPLE DO THAT. IT,
UH... IT JUST SAVES TIME, THAT'S ALL.

BUT HE LOOKED AT HIS OWN WATCH
JUST BEFORE HE ASKED MRS. PORTER.

PERHAPS HIS OWN WATCH STOPPED.

I REMEMBER WHEN HE ASKED FOR
THE TIME, HE TOOK A SQUINT AT THE SUN.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, CONVICT
A MAN BECAUSE HE LOOKS AT THE SUN?

IS IT A CRIME TO ASK FOR
THE TIME? CERTAINLY NOT.

- WHAT TIME IS IT?
- TEN PAST 7:00.

- I THINK YOU'RE SLOW.
- SLOW? THAT'S A PHILIPPE PATEK!

I WANNA KNOW WHAT TIME IT
IS BY THE GERMAN'S WATCH.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
WAKE HIM UP AND ASK HIM?

DON'T HAVE TO WAKE HIM
UP. NOT WITH JOE AROUND.

JOE, OPERATE. YEAH?

HUH? DO YOUR STUFF.

WHAT STUFF? I DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.

- FRISK HIM FOR HIS TURNIP.
- YOU KNOW I CUT THAT STUFF OUT
A LONG TIME AGO.

BUT THIS IS AN EMERGENCY. THE
FOLKS'LL UNDERSTAND. UNDERSTAND WHAT?

- JOE USED TO BE ONE
OF THE BEST ALL-AROUND...
- NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, GUS.

YOU AIN'T GOT NO RIGHT
BRINGIN' UP WHAT USED TO BE.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT, JOE. SOME
OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE...

I KNOW, BUT I MADE A
PLEDGE, A SOLEMN PLEDGE.

DO YOU WANNA COMMIT MUTINY?

- IS IT AN ORDER?
- IT'S AN ORDER.

OH, I CAN'T. THE GUY'S ASLEEP.

THAT'S A BREAK, ISN'T IT?

YEAH, BUT IT'S LIKE... IT'S
LIKE SHOOTIN' A SITTIN' DUCK.

QUIT STALLING. IF YOUR CONSCIENCE BOTHERS
YOU, WAKE HIM UP. ONLY, GET THE TICKER.

♪♪ KOVAC.

LOOKS LIKE QUITE A BLOW.

PARDON ME. I'M... SORRY.

NOW, YOU KNOW THE RIGHT TIME,

DIRTY DOUBLE-CROSSING RAT.

KOVAC, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE
GONNA DO? DON'T SAY "WE."

I'LL NOT CONSENT TO A THING
LIKE THIS. I'M NOT CONSULTING YOU.

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
TO DO WITH THE GUY.

BUT, KOVAC, IT'S... IT'S MURDER!

IT'S EXECUTION. NO,
WE CAN'T. WE MUSTN'T.

- THERE MUST BE SOME OTHER WAY.
- WHY CAN'T WE TIE HIM UP,

KEEP A WATCH ON HIM?
LET HIM HAVE IT, KOVAC!

- RIGHT NOW!
- I'M NOT DEFENDING THE MAN.

BUT WHY CAN'T WE WAIT TILL IT'S
NIGHT? THEN, IN THE MORNING...

WHAT ARE YOU SO SQUEAMISH
ABOUT? WE'RE AT WAR!

YOU'VE SEEN 'EM
KILLED, HAVEN'T YOU?

IN BATTLE, YES. BUT NOT
IN COLD BLOOD LIKE THIS.

LOOK OUT! - STANLEY!

YOU FOOLS! STOP THINKING OF
YOURSELVES! THINK OF THE BOAT!

JOE, TAKE THE
SHEET! MAKE IT FAST!

KOVAC, MAN THE PUMP!

THE REST OF YOU BAIL!

WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
WE GOT A FÜHRER.

NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT
BAGGAGE! START BAILING!

- YOU SPEAK ENGLISH!
- OF COURSE I SPEAK ENGLISH!

CAN WE STAY AFLOAT? THOSE
BUOYANCY TANKS'LL HOLD US UP.

- OHHH! MY SUITCASE!
- GET THAT, SOMEBODY!

RITTENHOUSE! LASH
DOWN THAT FOOD!

THERE GO OUR RATIONS!

THERE GOES OUR WATER SUPPLY!

LOOK OUT!

WE MIGHT AS WELL GO
DOWN TOGETHER, EH, CONNIE?

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

HOW AM I DOIN',
WILLI? FINE, RITT. FINE.

YOU'RE A BORN ACCOMPANIST.

YOU DIDN'T MAKE A
SINGLE MISTAKE, HARDLY.

YEAH, I KNOW WHAT
YOU MEAN. RIGHT IN HERE.

YEAH, THAT'S IT.

RITT, YOU'RE A BORN ACCOMPANIST.

WE'RE ALL BORN ACCOMPANISTS.

"HOW'D I DO, WILLI?"

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING
AT, YOU SILLY GOON?

THAT'S ONE FOR THE
BOOK... YOUR BOOK.

ONLY, WHEN YOU WRITE
IT, THEY WON'T BELIEVE IT.

OUR ENEMY... OUR
PRISONER OF WAR.

NOW, WE'RE HIS PRISONERS,
AND HE'S GAULEITER OF THE BOAT,

SINGIN' GERMAN LULLABIES TO US,

WHILE HE ROWS US
TO HIS SUPPLY SHIP...

AND A CONCENTRATION CAMP.

TELL 'EM, WILLI. TELL
'EM HOW FUNNY IT IS.

THAT ISN'T FUNNY. IT'S LOGICAL.

NOW THAT WE'VE BEEN BLOWN OFF OUR COURSE,
IT WOULD TAKE US WEEKS TO GET TO BERMUDA.

CERTAINLY. IT'S PERFECTLY LOGICAL.
THE SUPPLY SHIP WAS OUR ONLY CHANCE.

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT. I'D
RATHER TAKE MY CHANCES WITH THE SHARKS.

BUT HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER, HOW LONG DO
YOU THINK HE CAN KEEP ON ROWING LIKE THIS?

LONG ENOUGH, MR. KOVAC,
TO REACH MY OBJECTIVE.

ARE YOU SURE, WILLI?

MAYBE ONE OF US SHOULD HAD
BETTER TRY TO RELIEVE HIM AT THE OARS.

THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. MAYBE
I CAN TAKE OVER FOR A WHILE.

NEVER MIND, I'LL ROW.

HOW CAN YOU KEEP ON
ROWING, WILLI, HOUR AFTER HOUR?

THE REST OF US CAN
HARDLY LIFT AN OAR.

IT'S THE MASTER
RACE... THE HERRENVOLK.

- DIDN'T YOU KNOW
THEY CAN DO ANYTHING?
- I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE IT.

RIGHT LIVING IS WHAT DOES
IT. OR, AS THE FRENCH SAY,

QUI TOT SO COUCHE BIEN SE PORTE.

SACRE BLEU! YOU
SPEAK FRENCH, ALSO.

- YES. I SPENT SOME TIME IN PARIS.
- OH, YES.

TELL ME, WILLI. WHY DIDN'T YOU SPEAK
ENGLISH WHEN YOU FIRST GOT ON THE BOAT?

WELL, YOU SEE, I DIDN'T KNOW THEN
WHETHER I COULD TRUST YOU OR NOT.

WIE GEHTS, HERR SCHMIDT?

NAME IS SMITH.

ALL RIGHT, MR. SMITH.
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

SAME AS YESTERDAY... THIRSTY.

WELL, STEWARD, ANYTHING
FROM THE COMMISSARY YET?

- NOT EVEN A NIBBLE.
- WELL, KEEP ON TRYING.

IF YOU CATCH SOME FISH, YOU'LL
NOT ONLY HAVE FOOD, BUT DRINK.

WHEN YOU CHEW RAW FISH, THERE'S
ALWAYS A LITTLE FRESH WATER.

WATER.

THERE'S THAT CLOUD.

WHAT A DAY FOR A BALL GAME.

ST. LOUIS'S THE TEAM
TO WATCH THIS YEAR.

IF WE ONLY HAD SOME BAIT.

- ST. LOUIS'S GOT HITTERS.
- IT'S BEEN THERE ALL DAY.

STAN MUSIAL'S BEEN
CLOUTIN' 'EM OUT.

SOMETIME THEY END UP A
NIMBUS. HOW ABOUT TY COBB?

GOT SOME A-1 PITCHERS. YEAH.

IF THE DODGERS ONLY HAD A GUY LIKE
ERNIE BONHAM, OR EVEN JOHNNIE HUMPHRIES.

PITTSBURGH'S THE TEAM TO WATCH.

ONLY 17 POINTS BELOW ST. LOUIS.

IF WE BEAT THE PIRATES AND
ST. LOUIS LOSES TO BOSTON...

- HEY, KOVAC.
- YEAH.

WHO DO YOU THINK'LL PITCH
FOR PITTSBURGH TODAY?

I DON'T KNOW. I HAVEN'T BEEN
FOLLOWING THE GAMES MUCH THIS SEASON.

PROBABLY WYATT FOR THE
DODGERS, SEWELL FOR THE PIRATES.

YEAH. PROBABLY SEWELL, GUS.

I THINK I'LL TAKE
ROSIE. WHERE TO, GUS?

EBBETS FIELD.

IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD
GAME THIS AFTERNOON.

RITT.

HE'S OFF THE BEAM AGAIN.

WELL, WILLI, HOW ABOUT
ANOTHER SONG, EH?

CERTAINLY, MY FRIEND. WHAT
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR?

YOU THINK YOU CAN REMEMBER
"ROSLEIN AUF DER HEIDE"?

SURE, SURE. WHICH ONE WAS
THAT? ♪ DADA-DI-DADI-DADA ♪

OH, YEAH. I KNOW THAT ONE,
ALL RIGHT. NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

ALL RIGHT. I GOT IT.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ ROSLEIN AUF DER HEIDE ♪

♪ DA-DA-DA BA-BUM BARUMP ♪

♪ BUM BARUMP BUM
BARUMP BA DI DA-DA ♪♪

RITT? HUH?

DO YOU KNOW "DREI LIEBE"? YOU
MEAN, UH, ♪ HOW CAN I LEAVE... ♪

THAT'S RIGHT. SURE!

♪♪ ♪♪

♪♪

STANLEY, WHY DO
YOU LIKE TO DO THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I CAN'T SING ANYMORE.
MAKES ME DRY.

DOESN'T IT LOOK TO YOU AS IF
THOSE CLOUDS ARE DARKENING UP?

AT THE CENTER, A BIT.

THOSE REALLY ARE
RAIN CLOUDS THIS TIME.

I HOPE SO. FOR GUS'S
SAKE. THAT'S RIGHT.

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE
ME A BREAK, LOOT?

THE SALT'LL ONLY
MAKE YOU THIRSTIER.

YOU MIGHT JUST
AS WELL SIP POISON.

"B.M." HER INITIALS ARE
LARGER THAN THE OTHERS.

WAS SHE THE
LAST... OR THE FIRST?

WHAT WAS HER NAME?

SO YOU WON'T TALK, HUH? WHERE'D
YOU GET THE HANDCUFF, MRS. PORTER?

YOU MAY CALL ME CONNIE.

YOU DID ONCE DURING
THE STORM, REMEMBER?

YOU SAID, UH,

"WE MIGHT AS WELL GO
DOWN TOGETHER, EH, CONNIE?"

I LIKED THE WAY YOU SAID CONNIE.

IT WAS LIKE A SOCK IN THE JAW.

TELL ME ABOUT THE BRACELET.

THAT WAS A DEAD GIVEAWAY,
YOU KNOW, DARLING,

WANTING US TO DIE
TOGETHER LIKE THAT.

DYING TOGETHER IS EVEN MORE
PERSONAL THAN LIVING TOGETHER.

WHAT'D YOU PAY FOR
THE BRACELET? NOTHING.

BARTER? YOU'RE A
LOW PERSON, DARLING,

OBVIOUSLY OUT OF THE GUTTER.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY
I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
ATTRACTED TO ME. QUIT SLUMMING.

FUNNY PART OF IT IS, I'M
FROM THE SAME GUTTER.

REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIRST GOT ON
THE BOAT, YOU SAID YOU USED TO WORK...

IN THE, UH... THE PACKING
HOUSE SECTION IN CHICAGO?

WELL, I CAME FROM THERE TOO.

- SOUTH SIDE?
- ASHLAND AVENUE...

BACK OF THE YARDS.

AND I LIVED THERE
UNTIL I GOT THIS.

IT WORKED MIRACLES FOR ME.

IT TOOK ME FROM THE, UH,

SOUTH SIDE TO THE NORTH SIDE.

IT WAS MY PASSPORT...

FROM THE STOCKYARDS
TO THE GOLD COAST.

IT GOT ME EVERYTHING I WANTED,

UP TO NOW.

QUIT SLUMMING!

HOW ABOUT A FEW HANDS,
RITT? HUH? SUITS ME FINE.

DO THIS UP FOR ME.
CONNIE, I'LL FIX IT FOR YOU.

COME ON, RITT.

KOVAC, HOW MUCH DO I OWE
YOU? TWELVE THOUSAND BUCKS.

MERELY TEMPORARY, MY
FRIEND. I'LL GET IT BACK.

DEAL 'EM. LOOKS
LIKE BITS OF ICE.

I WISH THEY WERE. THEY'RE REALLY
NOTHING BUT A FEW PIECES OF CARBON...

CRYSTALLIZED UNDER HIGH
PRESSURE AT GREAT HEAT.

QUITE SO, IF YOU WANT
TO BE SCIENTIFIC ABOUT IT.

I'M A GREAT BELIEVER IN SCIENCE.

LIKE TEARS, FOR INSTANCE.
THEY'RE NOTHING BUT H2O...

WITH A TRACE OF SODIUM CHLORIDE.

HE LIKES YOU, BUT HE
HATES THE BRACELET.

YOU WILL HAVE TO GET
RID OF IT. BRACELET?

MM-HMM. I'VE WORN
IT FOR 15 YEARS.

IT'S BROUGHT ME NOTHING
BUT GOOD LUCK. HE HATES IT.

I WOULDN'T TAKE IT OFF FOR
ANYTHING OR ANYBODY IN THE WORLD.

IN THE OLD DAYS, THERE WAS A
PLACE IN BOSTON, YOUNG'S HOTEL,

HAD THE BEST
RESTAURANT IN THE WORLD.

BET IT WASN'T ANY BETTER THAN
HENRICI'S COFFEE HOUSE IN CHICAGO...

OR BOOKBINDER'S IN PHILLY.
THAT WAS FOOD FOR YOU.

THERE, IT'S FIXED. IN MUNICH,
THERE IS A PLACE CALLED LORBER'S.

- THEIR SPECIALTY
IS POT ROAST.
- POT ROAST.

YOUNG'S USED TO HAVE
A MENU 150 PAGES LONG.

YES, SIR, 150 SOLID
PAGES OF EATMENTS.

AND, OH, BOY, WHAT EATMENTS.

EVER EAT IN ANTOINE'S
IN NEW ORLEANS?

CAN'T COMPARE WITH YOUNG'S. YOU
NEVER TASTED SUCH FOOD IN YOUR LIFE,

'SPECIALLY SEAFOOD...

STEAMED CLAMS DRIPPING
WITH MELTED BUTTER,

LOBSTERS, LOBSTERS A LA NEWBURG
WITH A SPECIAL WHITE WINE SAUCE.

- RITT, SHUT UP!
- WHAT'S WRONG?

STOP JABBERING ABOUT FOOD!

ISN'T IT ENOUGH WE'VE LOST ALL OUR
SUPPLIES THROUGH YOUR CARELESSNESS?

CARELESSNESS? YES, STUPID,
CRIMINAL CARELESSNESS!

BUT IT WASN'T ME. I WASN'T IN CHARGE OF
THE FOOD. THE COMMISSARY WAS JOE'S JOB.

NO, IT WASN'T! IF YOU'D HAD BRAINS,
YOU'D HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THEM...

- WHEN YOU SAW THE STORM COMING.
- MY DEAR CONNIE,
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

SHE'S ALL RIGHT, JUST
A LITTLE BIT HUNGRY.

WHAT ARE YOU SQUAWKING
ABOUT? IT'LL MAKE A SWELL CHAPTER.

"HOW IT FEELS TO BE STARVING,"
FIRST-PERSON, SINGULAR.

THOSE ARE GOOD THINGS TO
WRITE ABOUT, HUNGER AND THIRST.

IF YOU REALLY COME
FROM BACK OF THE YARD...

KOVAC, WHY DON'T YOU KILL WILLI?

WHY DON'T YOU CUT HIS THROAT,
LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY. YOU'RE
NOT STRONG ENOUGH!

HE'S MADE OF IRON! THE REST
OF US ARE JUST FLESH AND BLOOD,

HUNGRY FLESH AND
BLOOD, AND THIRSTY.

FOR THE LOVE OF MIKE, WILL YOU
THROW THAT RATTY CIGAR STUB AWAY?

- WHY SHOULD I? DOES IT ANNOY YOU?
- YES, IT MAKES ME NERVOUS...

WATCHING YOU CHEW ON IT ALL THE
TIME. WELL, IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD.

OH, YOU FEEL GOOD, DO
YOU? THAT'S FINE. FINE.

RITT, HOW MUCH
MONEY ARE YOU WORTH?

ENOUGH TO BUY AND SELL YOU A MILLION
TIMES. HOW ABOUT RAISING THE ANTE?

ANYTHING YOU SAY. FROM
NOW ON, EACH STICK IS $100.

ANYTHING YOU SAY. DEAL 'EM.

ANYTHING YOU...

HOW MANY FACTORIES DO YOU OWN,
RITT? WHAT BUSINESS IS THAT OF YOURS?

I WAS JUST THINKING. BY THE TIME WE
GET HOME, I MIGHT OWN ONE OF THEM.

BET A HUNDRED.

RAISE A HUNDRED.

STAY. HOW MANY
CARDS DO YOU WANT?

THREE. THREE TO YOU.
THREE TO THE DEALER.

THINK I'LL GO FOR ONE
OF YOUR AIRPLANE PLANTS.

I'VE GOT IDEAS OF MY OWN ABOUT HOW TO
RUN A FACTORY. YEAH, INTO THE GROUND.

I'LL HAVE A
LABOR-MANAGEMENT COMMITTEE.

WE'LL HOLD A MEETING
EVERY WEEK. AND FIRST...

ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
HOW TO RUN MY OWN FACTORIES?

NOT ALL OF THEM, JUST
THE ONE I'M GONNA OWN.

BET A HUNDRED. I'LL
SEE YOU. QUEENS.

KINGS.

YOU KNOW, IT'S MIGHTY FUNNY
HOW YOU KEEP WINNING ALL THE POTS.

I'M A LUCKY GUY.
WELL, JUST THE SAME,

I WISH WE HAD A
NEW DECK OF CARDS.

GIVE ME ANOTHER STACK OF CHIPS.

THAT'S ANOTHER
THOUSAND. YOUR DEAL.

SORRY, RITT. CUT YOU IN?

MY CREDIT STILL GOOD?

WELL, UH, YOUR
BRACELET. NO, THANKS.

WHAT'S THE SCORE? 13,500.

HOW ABOUT RAISING THE
ANTE? IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.

THOUSAND DOLLARS APIECE? RIGHT.

OKAY.

I'LL OPEN FOR A THOUSAND.

RAISE YA TWO.

I'LL RAISE YOU TWO.

CALL.

- HOW MANY?
- TWO CARDS.

SOMEDAY YOU'LL LEARN IT
DOESN'T PAY TO HOLD A KICKER,

IF YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH.

JUST TO KEEP THE PIKERS OUT,

- I'LL BET FIVE.
- MATCHED YOUR KICKER, HUH?

FIVE'S THE BET. PUT UP...

- OR SHUT UP.
- AND RAISE YOU FIVE.

KOVAC, NOW YOU'RE
TALKING MY LANGUAGE.

THIS IS THE MOMENT
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.

I HAVE GOT YOU OVER A BARREL.

WE'LL DO THE BOOKKEEPING LATER.

I'LL SEE YOUR FIVE,

AND I'LL RAISE YOU...

ALL THE CHIPS
YOU'VE GOT, PLUS...

ALL THE MONEY I OWE YOU.

KOVAC, LOOKS AS IF YOU'VE
STEPPED OUT OF YOUR CLASS THIS TIME.

SEE YOU, RITTENHOUSE.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

I'VE GOT...

THAT WAS MY POT. YOU
COULDN'T POSSIBLY BEAT ME.

I HAVE A FULL HOUSE.
AND I HAD FOUR DEUCES.

HOW DO I KNOW YOU HAD FOUR
DEUCES? YOU OUGHT TO KNOW.

YOU MADE THE CARDS, DIDN'T YOU?

AND YOU MARKED 'EM TOO!

THEY ARE CROOKED,
AND YOU ARE CROOKED!

IT'S RAINING.

- IT'S RAINING!
- IT'S RAINING!

GET THE SAIL!

HERE. THAT'S RIGHT.

I WAS AT THE WHEEL WHEN SHE HIT.

MY WATCH WAS JUST ABOUT OVER,

AND I WAS GOIN' DOWN
FOR SOME HOT JAVA.

WHEN SHE KEELED OVER,

THE SIREN WAS SCREAMIN'...

LIKE A HUMAN BEING
SHE WAS SCREAMIN',

RIGHT TO THE END.

OH, YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD
THE SOUND OF THE RAIN...

DRUMMIN' ON THE CANVAS.

MOST BEAUTIFUL SOUND
YOU EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE.

I LOOKED UP,

A COUPLE OF DROPS...

FELL RIGHT ON MY LIPS.

HEY, JOE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WHY HAVE YOU STOPPED PLAYIN'?

COME ON. HEAT IT UP.

GIVE IT THE HARRY JAMES.

GEE, ROSIE.

YOU'RE AN ARMFUL. AN ARMFUL
OF HONEY, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

SAY, ROSIE, I'M THIRSTY.

HOW ABOUT A DRINK?

SET 'EM UP, PETE.
NICE TALL ONES,

PLENTY OF ICE.

HERE'S TO YOU, ROSIE BABY.

WHAT IS IT, GUS?

WILLI'S GOT SOME WATER.

THAT'S RIGHT, GUS.

I JUST HAD A TALL
ONE, PLENTY OF ICE.

SURE, GUS. SURE.

BUT WILLI ONLY HAD
WATER. THAT'S RIGHT.

UH, I GUESS I'LL
GET BACK TO ROSIE.

WILLI, WHERE'D
YOU GET THE WATER?

- YOU'VE BEEN HOLDIN' OUT ON US.
- YOU MUSTN'T WAKE UP THE OTHERS.

THEY ARE TIRED.

WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU?

AIN'T YOU TIRED? NO.

ME NEITHER.

I FEEL FINE,

EXCEPT MY RIGHT FOOT'S ASLEEP.

I CAN HARDLY FEEL IT.

WILLI, TELL ME.

DO YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE
TO ROSIE, TELL HER ABOUT IT?

OR SHOULD I WAIT TILL I SEE HER?

- WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER.
- YEAH, BUT...

I CAN'T WALK IN ON HER
GIMPY AND ALL LIKE THIS...

WITHOUT NO... WARNING, CAN I?

I GOT TO FIND SOME WAY TO...

- TO BREAK IT TO HER GENTLE.
- IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

OKAY.

SO LONG, WILLI. GOOD-BYE, GUS.

I'LL NEVER FORGET
WHAT YOU DONE FOR ME.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN EVER
DO FOR YOU, JUST LET ME KNOW.

THERE IS SOMETHING
YOU CAN DO FOR ME.

REMEMBER YOUR NAME IS SCHMIDT.

UH, YOU LIKE IT
BETTER THAN SMITH?

MUCH BETTER.

- YOU'D BETTER HURRY, GUS. SHE'S WAITING.
- OKAY.

- THAT WATER YOU WAS DRINKIN'...
- ROSIE'S WAITING FOR YOU.

WHY DIDN'T YOU SHARE IT
WITH THE REST OF US? SHH!

YOU MUSTN'T WAKE THEM.

- OKAY, WILLI.
- WHY DON'T YOU GO AFTER ROSIE?

SHE'S WAITING FOR YOU AT ROSELAND.
THERE. DO YOU SEE THE LIGHTS?

HELP!

STANLEY!

HELP!

STANLEY?

STANLEY!

WILLI, HE'S GOT...

HELP!

H-H-HELP!

- WHERE'S GUS?
- HE'S GONE OVER.

- NO USE, STAN...
- GUS!

HE WENT UNDER. GUS!

WILLI, WHAT IS IT?
WHAT'S HAPPENED?

- SCHMIDT WENT OVER THE SIDE.
- HE WAS CALLING MY NAME.

- THAT'S WHAT WOKE ME.
- YOU CAN'T IMAGINE
HOW PAINFUL IT WAS TO ME.

ALL NIGHT LONG, TO WATCH HIM...

TURNING AND SUFFERING AND
NOTHING I COULD DO FOR HIM.

- WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ROWING?
- WHY SHOULD I?

- TO HELP HIM!
- THE BEST WAY TO HELP HIM
WAS TO LET HIM GO.

I HAD NO RIGHT TO STOP
HIM, EVEN IF I WANTED TO.

A POOR CRIPPLE DYING
OF HUNGER AND THIRST,

WHAT GOOD COULD LIFE
BE TO A MAN LIKE THAT?

HE WAS TRYING TO TELL ME
SOMETHING. IF I COULD ONLY REMEMBER.

HE'S BETTER OFF NOW,
OUT OF HIS TROUBLE.

SOMETHING ABOUT WATER.
HE WAS IN AGONY FROM THIRST.

I WANTED TO CRY, BUT
THE TEARS WOULDN'T COME.

NO, HOW COULD THEY?

IF I REMEMBER RIGHTLY,
TEARS ARE WATER...

WITH A TRACE OF SODIUM CHLORIDE.

ISN'T THAT SO, WILLI? JA.

WHAT ABOUT SWEAT?

WHAT'S THE CHEMICAL
COMPOSITION OF SWEAT?

WATER... WITH A TRACE
OF SOMETHING OR OTHER.

NOW, I REMEMBER.

GUS SAID WILLI HAD SOME WATER.

YEAH. RIGHT UNDER HIS SHIRT!

QUITE SO.

I TOOK THE PRECAUTION OF FILLING
THE FLASK FROM THE WATER BREAKERS...

BEFORE THE STORM, JUST
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY.

AND I HAD FOOD TABLETS
AND ENERGY PILLS TOO.

EVERYBODY ON THE
U-BOAT HAS THEM.

YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO ME FOR
HAVING THE FORESIGHT TO THINK AHEAD.

TO SURVIVE, ONE
MUST HAVE A PLAN.

BUT THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.

SOON WE'LL REACH
THE SUPPLY SHIP,

AND THEN WE'LL ALL
HAVE FOOD AND WATER.

TOO BAD SCHMIDT
COULDN'T HAVE WAITED. YOU!

PLEASE, DON'T...
PLEASE, MISS ALICE!

TO MY DYING DAY, I'LL
NEVER UNDERSTAND WILLI...

OR WHAT HE DID.

FIRST, HE TRIED TO KILL
US ALL WITH HIS TORPEDOES.

NEVERTHELESS, WE
FISHED HIM OUT OF THE SEA,

TOOK HIM ABOARD, SHARED
EVERYTHING WE HAD WITH HIM.

YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT
HE'D BEEN GRATEFUL.

ALL HE COULD DO WAS
TO PLOT AGAINST US.

THEN HE...

HE LET POOR OLD
GUS DIE OF THIRST.

WHAT DO YOU DO
WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

MAYBE ONE OF US
OUGHT TO TRY TO ROW.

WHERE TO?

WHAT FOR?

NAH.

WHEN WE KILLED THE
GERMAN, WE KILLED OUR MOTOR.

NO. WE STILL GOT A MOTOR.

EH? WHO?

NAH.

WE'RE THROUGH.

ARE YOU AFRAID?

NO. I DON'T THINK SO.

IF WE HAD GOT OUT OF IT, I...

I WAS GOING TO ASK
YOU TO MARRY ME.

WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'D HAVE SAID?

I THINK I WOULD'VE SAID YES.

WELL, THEN, WHATEVER HAPPENS,

I'D LIKE YOU TO MARRY ME.

CONGRATULATIONS.

WELL, THAT'S SETTLED.

AND WHAT NOW, LITTLE MEN?

I'VE BEEN A WIDOWER
FOR 18 YEARS.

WE NEVER HAD ANY CHILDREN.

ALL I LEAVE BEHIND ME...

IS A GREAT MANY
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

I HOPE THEY DO
SOMEBODY SOME GOOD.

SO, WE'RE ALL GOING
TO FOLD UP AND DIE...

JUST BECAUSE THAT
ERSATZ SUPERMAN IS GONE.

MY ONLY REGRET IS...

THAT IN THE END,

I JOINED A MOB.

BALONEY.

WE WEREN'T A MOB
WHEN WE KILLED HIM.

WE WERE A MOB
WHEN WE SAT AROUND,

PRISONERS OF THE
MAN WE'D SAVED...

KOWTOWING TO HIM, OBEYING HIM,

PRACTICALLY HEILING HIM...

BECAUSE HE WAS KIND ENOUGH AND STRONG
ENOUGH TO TAKE US TO A CONCENTRATION CAMP!

GOOD GRIEF, LOOK AT YOU.

RITTENHOUSE, C.J. RITTENHOUSE,

SELF-MADE MAN.

MADE OF WHAT?

AS LONG AS YOU'RE SITTING THERE,
THINKING OF YOUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT,

I'LL WRITE YOUR
EPITAPH FOR YOU NOW.

"RITT, HE QUIT."

THAT GOES FOR
YOU TOO, NARCISSUS.

IT'S A GOOD THING THERE'S ROOM ON THAT
CHEST OF YOURS FOR ANOTHER LETTER...

"Q" FOR QUITTER!

AND YOU, JOE,

IT'S ALL RIGHT FOR YOU TO
LOOK UP AND TRUST IN SOMEBODY.

HOW ABOUT GIVING HIM A HAND?

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH US?

WE NOT ONLY LET THE NAZI DO OUR
ROWING FOR US, BUT OUR THINKING!

YE GODS AND LITTLE FISHES.

FISHES.

YE GODS.

WE HAVEN'T GOT ENERGY PILLS,

BUT THE OCEAN'S FULL OF THEM...
MILLIONS OF FISH SWIMMING AROUND.

WELL, WHY DON'T WE
CATCH SOME? WE TRIED THAT.

WE HAVE NO BAIT.
SURE, WE HAVE... BAIT...

BY CARTIER. ARE YOU KIDDING?

KIDDING, MY FOOT. I'M STARVING.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING AROUND FOR?

WHERE'S THE FISH LINE?

BAIT YOUR LINE, CHUM.

NOT ONLY FOOD, BUT OIL.

WE CAN SQUEEZE THE FISH
FOR OIL. IT'S BETTER THAN WATER.

I CAN RECOMMEND THE BAIT. I
OUGHT TO KNOW. I BIT ON IT MYSELF.

I'VE NEVER EATEN
RAW FISH BEFORE.

I HAVE. IT'S NOT BAD.

WE'D BETTER NOT COUNT OUR
CHICKENS BEFORE THEY'RE HATCHED.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "CHICKENS"?

THERE NEVER YET WAS A POOR FISH
THAT WOULDN'T BITE ON ONE OF THOSE.

STRIKE!

IT'S A GOOD ONE! CAREFUL!

EASY. EASY DOES IT.

DON'T LET HIM HAVE SLACK. EASY.

- THERE'S A SHIP.
- HUH?

GANGWAY!

WHY, YOU... MY BRACELET!

IT'S THE SUPPLY SHIP, ALL RIGHT.

- YEAH.
- - WILLI'S HAD THE LAST WORD AT THAT.

WELL, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS
ARE IN CONCENTRATION CAMPS.

DO YOU SUPPOSE THEY'LL
HAVE ANY COFFEE ABOARD...

REAL COFFEE?

- HELLO!
- WHAT'D HE SAY?

HE SAYS, YES, THEY
HAVE SOME COFFEE...

AND WIENER SCHNITZEL
AND PIG'S KNUCKLES...

AND SAUERKRAUT
AND... APPLE STRUDEL...

HOT. LOOK.

THE SUPPLY SHIP'S SIGNALING.

WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHY
ARE THEY TURNING AROUND?

MAYBE THEY FORGOT THE
CREAM FOR THE COFFEE.

THEY'RE NOT GOING
TO PICK US UP. HEY!

WELL, THAT'S...
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

THEY CAN'T LEAVE US HERE LIKE
THIS. WHY... WHY, THAT'S INHUMAN.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT'S A
VIOLATION OF INTERNATIONAL LAW.

AND NOW, THERE'S
A STORM COMING UP.

NO, THAT'S GUNFIRE!

I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD
IDEA TO GET OUT OF HERE!

DO YOU KNOW I...

YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE THAT WE'RE
BEING SHELLED BY OUR OWN SIDE.

THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US! WHAT'S THE
MATTER WITH THEM? CAN'T THEY SEE US?

WHY CAN'T WE SIGNAL 'EM
OR SOMETHING? WITH WHAT?

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

WHAT'S THE BEST PLACE TO GO?

SHE'S MOVING TOWARDS
US. HURRY UP, KOVAC!

CAN'T YOU BOYS ROW ANY FASTER?

IN A WORD, WOW!

RELAX, MR. RITTENHOUSE.

THEY'VE GOT HER!

WATCH YOUR HEAD!

SHE'S GOING DOWN. AND FAST TOO.

FAST ENOUGH FOR ME.

WELL, THAT SETTLES THE SCORE.

HERE COMES OUR SHIP. SHE OUGHT
TO BE HERE IN ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

WHAT CAN WE USE TO SIGNAL WITH?

WAIT'LL SHE GETS
A LITTLE NEARER.

WELL, FOLKS, WE'RE
IN BUSINESS AGAI...

THERE I GO AGAIN.

WELL, I ONLY HOPE MRS. SPENCER
HASN'T BEEN WORRYING TOO MUCH.

WHO'S MRS. SPENCER? MY WIFE.

- GEORGE, YOU'RE MARRIED?
- THOSE THINGS HAPPEN
TO EVERYBODY, YOU KNOW.

TWENTY MINUTES? GOOD HEAVENS!

MY NAILS, MY HAIR, MY FACE.

OH, I MUST LOOK A FRIGHT.

OH.

- OH, HERE, DARLING.
- NO, DARLING. YOU FIRST.

YES, DARLING. YES. 'CAUSE ONE
OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS IN THE NAVY.

HMM, NICE. MIGHTY NICE. THE
BOY GOES TO HIGH SCHOOL.

REALLY? WHAT'S HIS NAME? GEORGE.

- OH.
- GEORGE CHARLES SPENCER.

LOVELY FAMILY, GEORGE.
LOVELY FAMILY. OH, THANKS.

STANLEY, DO YOU REALIZE I DON'T
EVEN KNOW YOUR LAST NAME?

G-A-DOUBLE R-E-DOUBLE T.

"GARRETT." GARRETT.

AM I PRESENTABLE,
DARLING? HOW DO I LOOK?

A MILLION. FIFTY GRAND...

KOVAC, MY BOY. I
OWE YOU FIFTY GRAND.

- FORGET THAT LAST HAND, RITT.
- I WILL NEVER FORGET...

- THAT LAST HAND.
- DON'T BE SILLY, DARLING.

HE'LL FIND A WAY TO TAKE
IT OFF HIS INCOME TAX.

NOT AT ALL. NOT AT
ALL. AND DON'T FORGET,

YOU OWE ME A BRACELET. YOWS'M.

AND A TYPEWRITER. SURE.

AND A CAMERA. YOU BET.

AND... LOOK!

- DANKE SCHÖN.
- IT'S HIS ARM. LET'S GET HIS COAT OFF.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. HAVE YOU
FORGOTTEN ABOUT WILLI ALREADY?

RITT, THIS IS DIFFERENT.
THE KID'S WOUNDED.

- THROW HIM BACK.
- DON'T BE SILLY, - DARLING. HE'S...

HE'S HELPLESS. HE'S ONLY A BABY.

THE BABY HAS A TOY.

I SHOULD'VE FRISKED
HIM. YOU SEE?

YOU CAN'T TREAT THEM AS HUMAN
BEINGS. YOU'VE GOT TO EXTERMINATE THEM.

EASY, RITT. HE'LL
BE TAKEN CARE OF.

HE'S SAYS, "AREN'T
YOU GOING TO KILL ME?"

I'LL HAVE TO TIE THIS UP TILL THE
SHIP'S DOCTOR TAKES CARE OF IT.

"AREN'T YOU GOING TO KILL ME?"

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO WITH PEOPLE LIKE THAT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I WAS THINKING OF MRS.
HIGLEY AND HER BABY...

AND GUS.

WELL, MAYBE THEY
CAN ANSWER THAT.