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Good morning. Dale Jennings
with the latest news.
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Dire Straits have commenced
their Australian tour amidst...
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(SIGHS) Mate, newsreading -
not for everyone.
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Is it a vocal thing?
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HELEN: You know, I am a disaster.
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But I'm also relentless. I reckon
we can make you a newsreader.
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EVELYN: If you or the network
mistreat my husband in any way,
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the public response
will be utterly devastating.
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But I think we may have reached
the end of the line.
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How about I go to the press
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and detail how I've been treated
by this network after 30 years?!
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Noelene confirmed
the quote was false.
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And you're coming to see me
after the bulletin.
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ROB: You can come back in on Monday.
You're the best one there, Noel.
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Hey, Noelene, would you like
to come out for a drink at the pub?
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Has anything like this happened
since you were a teenager?
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The things that I hid are the things
that I don't want to resist.
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I have these feelings.
They won't go away.
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But neither will my feelings for you.
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I love you just the way you are.
And I'm gonna be right next to you.
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Good evening. I'm Helen Norville.
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And I'm Dale Jennings.
You are watching News At Six.
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(DOOR OPENS)
MAN: This way, please.
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(FOOTSTEPS)
MAN: And big laugh.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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That's it. Keep watching me
for the cues.
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(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
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(1980s SYNTH POP PLAYS)
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MAN: # With an endless desire
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# Oh, I kept on searching
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# Sure in time our eyes would meet
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# Like a bridge that's on fire
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# The hurt is over, baby
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# One touch and you set me free
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# Mmm, I don't regret
a single moment
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# No, I don't
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# Looking back
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# When I think of
all those disappointments
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# Well, I just laugh
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# Ha! I just laugh
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# When the river was deep,
I didn't falter
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# When the mountain was high,
I still believed
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# When the valley was low,
it didn't stop me
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# No, no
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# I knew you were waiting
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# I knew you were waiting for me
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# I didn't falter
# Oh, no
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# When the mountain was high
# I still believed
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# I still believed
# When the valley was low
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# When the valley was low,
it didn't stop me
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# No, I knew you were waiting
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# I knew you were waiting for me. #
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
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Please thank
the Tony Bartuccio Dancers!
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You ready?
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OK, so, just remember,
he's not gonna stick to the script
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and he kind of likes it
if you tease him a little bit.
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What?
(CLEARS THROAT)
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Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo,
whoo, whoo! Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
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Are we lucky? Yes!
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Well done.
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Now, three more sleeps
till election day.
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Are we all exhausted yet?
(AUDIENCE MURMURS)
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I certainly am.
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Hawke and Howard,
Keating and Peacock,
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well, it's all just a blurry sea
of very bushy eyebrows
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at this point, isn't it?
(LAUGHTER)
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Now, my next guests have been there
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for every twist, every turn,
every insult of the campaign,
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and they are, of course,
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News At Six's very own
golden couple of news.
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Please welcome the magnificent Miss
Helen Norville and Mr Dale Jennings.
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(BIG BAND PLAYS LIVELY INTRO)
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Wow. Wow. What can I say?
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You look beautiful.
Thank you.
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Gerry.
Good to see you. Yeah.
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Whoo!
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Now, tell me...
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Oh, is there still anything left
to discuss about this election?
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Well, I think this election might be
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a lot closer than
people think, Gerry.
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Really, Dale?
Yes.
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Well, people are tipping
for a Hawke re-election,
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but I'm not so sure,
and like any election night,
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there might be some...turns,
some twists, some surprises,
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some bad losers,
possibly even some tears.
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Mmm. But all of that
will be coming from me.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Now, now, the pair of you.
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Two newsreaders in a relationship.
Can we talk about that?
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Be careful, Gerry!
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Oh, I don't think you can lecture me
about good behaviour, Miss Norville.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Your voices are always so...
calm and polished.
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What I want to know is what happens
when you have an argument.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, well...
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Well, we don't really have
any arguments, do we?
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Well, I actually find it
quite useful.
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"Crossing now to the kitchen,
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"where Dale has forgotten
to take out the rubbish."
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(LAUGHTER)
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You spend your whole
working day together,
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you read the news together,
you go home together.
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That's right.
Yeah.
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Well, at what point do you
run out of things to say?
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Well, the news never stops, Gerry.
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One always has a lot to talk about,
especially in an election year.
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This is...
Alright, Dale.
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It's not election night yet.
At ease.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Now, in 1986, you delivered us all
a newsroom romance.
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In 1987...
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..can we...expect
a newsroom wedding?
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AUDIENCE: Oooh!
Mmm.
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(CHUCKLES) "Uh, crossing now
to Dale Jennings."
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(LAUGHTER)
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Well, thanks, Helen.
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Look, we're just focusing
on this critical election
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that we have ahead of us,
uh, this year.
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It's also a...
it's a jolly fascinating...
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Who says "jolly"?
(HELEN LAUGHS)
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Dale, I told you not to watch it.
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Who am I, Santa Claus? I've never
used that adjective in my life!
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My favourite was when you referred
to yourself as "the royal one".
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I did not do that!
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Rewind. It's right there
on the tape.
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We sent specific questions
about the election!
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Yeah, but I told you,
he never sticks to the script.
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Hey, there's not a history
between you two, is there?
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What, a history between...
With Gerry?!
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Yeah.
No!
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Are you sure?
'Cause he was very flirtatious.
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Oh, are you a bit jealous?
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No.
You sure?
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Yeah, a little bit, but...
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Correct!
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(GIGGLES) Don't be.
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..on this critical election ahead.
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And it's not only an Australian
election this year, it's also...
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Newsreader Dale Jennings there,
avoiding my question.
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(LAUGHTER)
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(ALARM BEEPS LOUDLY)
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(ALARM CONTINUES BEEPING)
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TV: The issue overshadowed
Mr Howard's campaign
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in marginal Brisbane seats today.
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He was quick to respond
and issued one of his strongest
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campaign attacks yet
against the government.
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JOHN HOWARD: The creator
of the "banana republic"
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is now campaigning like
a treasurer of a banana republic...
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Howard called him
an "economic vandal"
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and Keating fired back and said,
"If the Liberals win government,
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"you'd need a pair of binoculars
to find the Australian dollar."
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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NOELENE: Have you seen it?
Seen what?
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The promo for election night.
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Do we want to?
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Promos just delivered it.
They're very proud of it.
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The new CEO dictated
the copy himself.
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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VOICEOVER: Showdown 87 -
Hawke and Howard.
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And News At Six will give you
the winner first.
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Our state-of-the-art
Datamax computer system
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will deliver the result at 7:45
guaranteed.
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Join Helen Norville
and Dale Jennings...
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Is that confirmed?
Guaranteed?
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..with comic interludes
by Gerry Carroll...
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No.
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..and an Australian exclusive
with federal treasurer Paul Keating.
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The biggest names.
The fastest results.
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Only on the News At Six.
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I mean, that can't...
that can't go on air.
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It's on air. The print version
is a double-page spread.
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Uh...
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Did you sign off on that promo?
Good morning to you too, Helen.
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A 7:45 guaranteed result?
And an Irish comedian?
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Just so you know,
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that's come directly from
little Charlie himself.
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He doesn't know the first thing
about news.
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He doesn't see the election
as a news event, Helen.
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He sees it more as being a, um...
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..a network branding event.
What?
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And he has decided that
our network brand is, uh...
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..backyard barbecue.
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What does that mean?
Dennis?
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He reckons that networks are like
different kinds of food.
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Yeah? So, the ABC is like
a plate of vegetables.
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But then you have
your roast chook, right?
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Your Sunday lamb!
Mmm.
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Backyard barbecue.
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He just wants the tone to be relaxed
and irreverent, OK? That's it, so...
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Are you even listening to yourself?
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Um, I can check with the data
analyst, but it was my understanding
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that 7:45 is more of a likelihood
than a guarantee.
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OK, thanks, Noelene, but there's
nothing we can do about that.
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Also, I don't think
Paul Keating's an exclusive.
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I think he's appearing
on several networks.
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OK, thanks again, Noelene!
Nothing we can do about that!
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No other news director
would sign off on that.
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That is not true, OK?
The ABC has comedians!
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You know that guy that does
the impersonations?
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Lindsay, shit, we've got to go.
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Dale, now that she's had
her little showboat,
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I don't want any more hissy fits
about this, because...little, uh...
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..little Chuck has invested
a lot of money in News At Six
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and, mate, he's not happy.
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He always seems upbeat.
(LAUGHS) Yeah, right. To your face.
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Do you know what he called you two
the other night?
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"The silver couple of news".
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Sometimes you're
"the bronze couple of news",
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and sometimes you're dangerously
close to "polished turd" territory.
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But our ratings have been consistent.
Jesus, Dale!
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The amount of money he has spent,
he doesn't want consistent,
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especially on election night, and
especially given the competition!
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MAN: Out of the 10 previous
elections that you've hosted,
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which ones in particular stand out?
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Well, it's hard to go past '69.
Gorton versus Whitlam.
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And you were the first
to call that one, correct?
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Just after 8pm. Over an hour
before the competition.
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Oh. (CHUCKLES)
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Well, over the years, you, uh...
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..you develop an understanding
of the key swing seats.
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It paid off in '69, and I'm sure
it will tomorrow night.
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What about you, Kay?
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Any, uh, childhood memories
of watching Dad on election night?
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Uh, I remember always loving it.
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It's the one night Mum let me eat
sausages and chips for dinner.
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Ah.
(LAUGHS)
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And will it be sausages
this Saturday?
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Oh, of course!
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With Kay back from London,
I'll be doing all the favourites.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Geoff, Saturday's also
the first time
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that you'll be in direct competition
with your former colleagues
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at the News At Six.
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You've had some strong words to say
about the News At Six in the past.
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Well, I've said all
I intend to say, Keith.
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Yeah, well, nothing to add
a year down the track?
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We'd, of course, like
to thank the viewers
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for all their cards and letters
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and to assure them that
Geoff is absolutely thriving.
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00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:22,439
The new network is wonderful
242
00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,559
and we're just loving
living a little closer to the city.
243
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,759
But can I just ask, have you had
any contact with Helen Norville...
244
00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:30,519
Let's move on, Keith.
245
00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,399
Yep. Uh...
246
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,279
(CLEARS THROAT) Well, uh...
247
00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:42,319
Thank you very much. Um, we might
just get a family photo if we could.
248
00:11:42,320 --> 00:11:44,759
Kay, would you mind just
squeezing up a little bit,
249
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,239
we'll get a family shot?
250
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:48,279
That'd be great. Thank you.
251
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,119
Big smiles. (LAUGHS)
252
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,399
Thank you.
253
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,919
We so appreciate it, Cheryl.
254
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,039
Um, are we still on for the 5th?
255
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,759
If that's alright.
256
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,279
I'd hate to get you into trouble
with the News At Six.
257
00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:03,679
Oh, no, no.
I just don't tell 'em. (CHUCKLES)
258
00:12:03,680 --> 00:12:05,879
Oh, thank you.
259
00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:08,799
Truly, no-one does it better.
260
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,719
Thank you. (CLEARS THROAT)
261
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,599
That went well.
262
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,959
Mmm.
263
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:18,799
I do think it'd be worth doing
a little bit of afternoon radio.
264
00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,599
Evvie...
Just a couple of interviews...
265
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,879
Enough!
266
00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,679
Oh, take the dress.
I bought it for you.
267
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,999
I'm OK.
268
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,119
Oh, it looked really lovely, Kay.
Very feminine. Stylish.
269
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,279
Yes. It's the height of '87 style.
270
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,879
You know what they say
about sarcasm, darling.
271
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,319
"It's the lowest form of wit."
It's the lowest form of wit.
272
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,479
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
273
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,839
(DOOR OPENS)
Why isn't Mum going up?
274
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:53,199
Well, Canberra is a touch bleak
in the wintertime, so...
275
00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:54,959
You want to escape her?
No, no, no.
276
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:56,199
I wouldn't blame you.
277
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:57,839
Shh.
(GIGGLES)
278
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,399
Wait.
279
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,559
Drive carefully.
280
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,119
(STARTS ENGINE)
281
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,399
You've got a single.
282
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,519
Dale and Helen are in a full suite.
Mm-hm.
283
00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,199
Per diems.
284
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,719
Um, sorry, if I order room service,
285
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,879
do I use the per diems
or do I charge the room?
286
00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,839
Officially, the per diems.
287
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:47,199
Unofficially, most people
charge the room and pocket the cash.
288
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:53,599
They also tend to save
the taxi vouchers for personal use.
289
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,839
I'm sure Rob could tell you
all about it.
290
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,959
I don't know what
you're talking about there...
291
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,919
(LAUGHS) ..Jean.
292
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,879
Uh, Noels, just before you take off,
293
00:14:01,880 --> 00:14:04,199
could I ask you to have a quick
squiz at that late update script?
294
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,999
Yes, of course.
Alright?
295
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,879
Thanks, Jean.
Have a good time.
296
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,319
Just, the wording is...weird.
297
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,919
Yeah. I'll help you.
298
00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,799
(GIGGLES)
Mmm...
299
00:14:42,080 --> 00:14:43,639
Hey?
Mmm?
300
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,919
How many stars is the hotel?
Four.
301
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,799
Well, should I see
if I can get a flight up?
302
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,639
We don't have to tell your family.
303
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:53,159
Well, it's just that
Helen and Dale will be there.
304
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,239
Yeah. I thought you wanted to start
telling the office post-election.
305
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:59,279
Well, not the very next day.
306
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:02,119
Oh, OK. Mmm.
307
00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:05,759
But...how about when I get back...
Mmm?
308
00:15:05,760 --> 00:15:09,399
..I pick you up, and we use
all my taxi vouchers and per diems
309
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,319
and I take you to Sizzler?
310
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,759
Oh, yes!
(GIGGLES)
311
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,479
Mmm.
Mmm.
312
00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,959
(SIGHS) OK.
313
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,879
Oh. Wait 30 seconds.
314
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:29,079
Last time, you came up two steps
behind me and it was really obvious.
315
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,399
Yeah, roger that.
316
00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,559
Rob.
Oh, shit. Sorry.
317
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,159
You just told me that. Sorry.
Shh. Shush.
318
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,919
Shhh-ush.
319
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,039
OK. So...
320
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,439
(JET ENGINES ROAR)
321
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:05,159
(BUSY CHATTER)
322
00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,279
G'day.
323
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,039
Hey, Noelene. How are you?
324
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,559
Hi, guys. How are you doing?
Nice to see you all.
325
00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,839
NOELENE: The statistician is here.
No sign of Gerry yet.
326
00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:26,959
What about Geoff?
327
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,559
His network is here.
They're two booths over.
328
00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:30,119
Well, we should go over
and say hello, you know?
329
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:31,839
Get it over and done with.
No, I'm not talking to him.
330
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,399
This is Trevor, data analyst.
Hello.
331
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,999
Helen. Lovely to meet you. Welcome.
Of course.
332
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,359
Nice to meet you, Trevor.
Thank you.
333
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,759
So, we're looking good for 7:45?
334
00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,839
Well...just between us...
335
00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,479
..I think it'll be more like 7:15.
336
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,239
7:15! Wow.
Yeah.
337
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,279
I ran the results
for '77, '80 and '83,
338
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,559
and in each case, the system
would have the winner by 7:15.
339
00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,319
So it'll be earlier? Great.
340
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,119
GERRY: I made the assumption
there'd be edible food here tonight.
341
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,199
I'm guessing that was foolish.
Hi.
342
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,039
Wow. You honestly expect the viewers
to focus on the politicians?
343
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,919
Welcome, Gerry.
How are you, Dale?
344
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,239
Uh, good. Um...
345
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:05,839
I might go to the...
346
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,759
Hey, Ray, can I grab
a glass of water?
347
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,559
Thank you.
348
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,079
(GATES CLANK, WHIRR)
349
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,279
(WHISPERS) Wow.
350
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,959
Jesus!
351
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,079
Rob, you look like
a bloody Lowes catalogue.
352
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,199
(DENNIS LAUGHS)
Well, I got told it was casual.
353
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,239
Yes, mate. The rich pricks'
version of casual!
354
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,239
Very different.
Well, should I go and get changed?
355
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,999
It'd take me 25 minutes
to duck back, grab a jacket.
356
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,159
No, no, no, mate. Not enough time.
You've got to go as you are.
357
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,719
Don't want to blot the copybook.
I want an invite on that yacht.
358
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,639
What yacht?
He's got a $3 million yacht.
359
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,759
No.
Yeah, he does.
360
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:55,959
Does he?
He does, yeah.
361
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,799
Hello.
Hey. How are you?
362
00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:59,799
Follow me.
Yep. Thank you.
363
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,079
(WHISPERS) Shit.
364
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,879
Wow.
365
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,799
No shit.
366
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,919
Bigger than the bar at
Young & Jackson's, isn't it?
367
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,399
Here he is.
368
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,079
Gentlemen, how are we?
369
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,039
Good, thanks, Charlie. How are you?
Yeah, good, mate.
370
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,559
What, you off to the races
after this?
371
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,559
Sorry?
372
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,479
You look like one of the old man's
bookies there. (LAUGHS)
373
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,639
Oh, right. OK. Yeah.
374
00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,319
Hey, so, I just saw an ad
for the competition.
375
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,559
Their big interview -
some senator I've never heard of.
376
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,359
We got the bloody treasurer!
377
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,959
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
378
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,439
That you, Dermot?
Dennis.
379
00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:41,559
Dennis. Sorry, mate.
It was, uh, Noels.
380
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,119
Do I know Noel?
381
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:45,439
Yeah, Noelene. She's a producer.
Noelene. Producer, yes.
382
00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,959
She's had about 800 calls
to Keating's office.
383
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,279
Wore him down. She's...
384
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:51,399
Yeah, she's...
I made a call too to Paul.
385
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,759
Yeah, people say I'm a bit like
Keating, actually, you know.
386
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,119
Not physically, of course.
387
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,879
Just a sort of a...
certain gravitas or something.
388
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,719
Their words, not...
I see it.
389
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,439
Yeah.
(ALL CHUCKLE)
390
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,839
So...just us tonight, boys. Yeah.
Casual seafood buffet.
391
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,639
Grab yourselves a drink,
make yourselves at home, eh?
392
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:08,919
Beautiful.
Yeah.
393
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:11,559
You, uh...you want to take care
of that, please, love? Beautiful.
394
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,999
Thank you.
395
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:20,799
GEOFF: Young Dale. (CLEARS THROAT)
396
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:23,759
Geoff!
Good to see you.
397
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,559
(CLEARS THROAT) Hello.
398
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,799
Hey, congratulations
on the new network.
399
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,679
My mother's terribly conflicted
on who to watch tonight. (CHUCKLES)
400
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,479
Is Helen with you?
401
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,119
Yep.
402
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:38,999
I gather you'll be delivering
the result by 7:45 guaranteed.
403
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,279
Well. (CHUCKLES)
404
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:46,439
I don't fully understand the computer
technology myself, but...
405
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:48,199
Well, careful what you wish for.
406
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,359
Three hours is
a very long time to fill.
407
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,919
Come on, Paul.
Yep. (SIGHS)
408
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,879
I just saw Geoff.
I don't care.
409
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,359
30 seconds!
410
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:10,639
Hey, Noelene, you got
those teeth pictures?
411
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,239
Teeth pictures?
Yep.
412
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,919
Yep. All four.
Mmm.
413
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,159
Yeah, I thought I could say
414
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,479
what's always stood out to me about
Australian elections is the teeth.
415
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:20,119
And then we'd super up pictures
416
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,759
of Howard, Hawke, Peacock
and Keating's teeth,
417
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,479
and I'd do a comedic
dental assessment of them.
418
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,239
RAY: Positions, please!
(GERRY LAUGHS)
419
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,799
(THEME MUSIC PLAYS)
I'm terrifying you, aren't I?
420
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,999
No.
And here we go.
421
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,639
And in 10.
422
00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:37,399
Nine. Eight. Seven. Six.
423
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,399
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
424
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:49,679
and welcome to the National Tally
Room for Election Night 1987.
425
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,119
I'm Helen Norville.
And I'm Dale Jennings.
426
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,559
It's a freezing night
here in our nation's capital,
427
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,159
and the tally room is filling up
with hundreds of journalists,
428
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,959
party members,
even some members of the public.
429
00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:02,199
All of them are looking
to the boards behind us,
430
00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,719
anxiously waiting
for those first crucial results
431
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,239
to start coming through.
432
00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,119
Polling booths on the east coast
have already closed...
433
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,959
ROB: It's a nice set.
434
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,239
Very nice.
435
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,079
..first votes are counted,
our computer analyst...
436
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,319
Good design.
Yeah.
437
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,199
..Trevor Lehmann,
will be able to see them
438
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,279
on the News At Six
Datamax computer.
439
00:21:18,280 --> 00:21:19,639
Welcome.
440
00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,039
Uh, thank you, Helen.
441
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,679
So, what percentage of votes
need to be counted
442
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,639
before you can convincingly
call for a winner?
443
00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,639
Actually, just 4% or 5%.
444
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,479
Remarkable, isn't it?
445
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:34,519
And we could reach that point
very early, so stay tuned.
446
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,999
No, we reach that point at 7:45.
447
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,879
Really got to hammer that,
Lindsay. 7:45.
448
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,399
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got a chyron
that's really gonna punch 7:45.
449
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,559
It is coming. It is coming. Mmm.
450
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,239
You mind if we have a quick flick?
451
00:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,919
Oh, not at all.
452
00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,479
DALE: ..live on the desk...
453
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,679
MAN: It truly wouldn't be
an election night without him.
454
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:55,159
I'm so thrilled to welcome
a television icon -
455
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,239
Mr Geoff Walters.
456
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,959
Good evening to viewers
across this vast and great nation.
457
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:02,359
(DEEP VOICE) "And to you too."
458
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,599
GEOFF: It's an honour to be with you
on this most critical of nights.
459
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,999
They're letting him
write his own script!
460
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,919
Mate, this is gonna end in tears.
(DEEP VOICE) "In tears."
461
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,399
(LAUGHS)
462
00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:13,399
Well, Paddy, I'm happy to confirm
that from August onward,
463
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,599
I will be on screen
five nights a week
464
00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,319
with a brand-new show,
The Walters Report.
465
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:20,559
A half-hour of hard-hitting
current affairs...
466
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,199
Awful name.
..probing analysis...
467
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,519
Terrible.
Oh, are they axing Quizmasters?
468
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:26,879
PADDY: ..very excited to have you
back on their screens.
469
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,679
But right now,
east coast polls have closed,
470
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:33,679
so let's cross to Bankstown,
where federal treasurer Paul Keating
471
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,399
is arriving to watch the results
in his home seat...
472
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:37,679
Wait, Bankstown?
473
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,959
Keating's confirmed
for our desk, isn't he?
474
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,799
Yes. Yes, he is.
475
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,279
Uh...
So?
476
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:48,679
Yeah. Hey, is this live?
This is live.
477
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:51,759
Uh...uh, look, Dennis, do you
want to...want to go call Noelene
478
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,119
just to, uh...to check on her?
479
00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:55,799
Yep, great. Great idea.
(SHOUTS) Marta!
480
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,319
Phone!
481
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,239
Thank you, Marta.
482
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,639
This guy.
Oh, great. Thank you.
483
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,359
You can use it anywhere.
OK. Thank you. (DIALS)
484
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:10,559
(RINGING TONE)
485
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:12,279
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
HELEN: Thank you.
486
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,639
Tally room. Noelene speaking.
487
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,199
Yes! Hi. Yes, it's...it's Dennis.
488
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,199
So, we just flipped
to Geoff's coverage
489
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,359
and there is live footage
of Keating from Bankstown!
490
00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,399
I don't think so.
Bankstown! Sydney!
491
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,119
Five hours from you!
I know where it is.
492
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:27,959
He was always scheduled
to spend the day in Bankstown,
493
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,319
then head to Canberra
in the afternoon.
494
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,479
It can't have been live footage.
495
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:33,199
It WAS live footage, Noelene, OK?
Because it was dark there!
496
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,079
I, er, might call his media adviser.
497
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,759
Give me that thing here!
498
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,919
Listen, you! I've got some notes
for Helen and Dale.
499
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,399
You get a pen
and a shitload of paper!
500
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,599
(LINDSAY RANTS INDISTINCTLY)
501
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:45,719
Mm-hm.
502
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,799
(LINDSAY HANGS UP)
503
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,199
Sorry.
504
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,999
Just a couple of notes from Lindsay.
What?
505
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,119
He doesn't want you to be so vague
about the time of the results.
506
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,839
Keep reiterating the 7:45 guarantee.
507
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:00,639
Yeah, but it could be earlier.
I'm just relaying.
508
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:02,159
Also, the CEO wants a big build-up.
509
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:04,519
"Get your dinners now. Top up your
drinks. The big moment's coming."
510
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,759
And we're back in 20.
511
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:07,519
I am not gonna be dictated to
by little Charlie,
512
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,799
especially not live on air.
513
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,319
We can definitely weave in
a little build-up.
514
00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,479
No, I'm not gonna say,
"Come on, get your dinners, please."
515
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,599
It's not Romper Room.
516
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,159
We don't have to use
those words necessarily.
517
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,679
Wrap it up. 10 seconds.
518
00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:18,479
Charlie's rung my staff
with joke suggestions
519
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,639
before three of my shows -
they were all terrible.
520
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,079
Yeah, so you just
ignored them, right?
521
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,839
Oh, no, I said them.
But I've got no integrity.
522
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,199
You stick to your guns.
523
00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:29,039
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
524
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,439
and welcome back
to Election Night '87.
525
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,959
Where the nation decides.
526
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:37,519
We have 21% of the vote counted
in the seat of Forde
527
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,759
and appear to be seeing
a swing to the opposition.
528
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,519
Is that right, Geoff?
(DOOR OPENS)
529
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,159
KAY: Just me.
GEOFF: That's right, Paddy.
530
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,239
And Forde, as you know,
is in Queensland
531
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,839
and it is, of course, a swing seat.
532
00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:49,279
How's he going?
533
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,279
EVELYN: Uh...it's still early.
534
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,639
I got the sausages.
535
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:56,959
I'm alright.
Oh, are you sure?
536
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,399
It's tradition.
537
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,159
Yeah, I'll just have
a drink, thanks.
538
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,359
Is Scott joining us?
539
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,079
What?
540
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,719
It's over with Scott.
541
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,759
When did that happen?
Last week.
542
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,799
Oh, darling.
543
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,039
Come on, Mum. Don't pretend like
you're not happy about it.
544
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,279
No, of course I'm not.
545
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,719
No, he was a very...
546
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:24,319
He was a pleasant man.
547
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,239
You hated him.
No!
548
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:30,879
No, I just wondered if he had
enough drive for you.
549
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:32,719
Well, he's pissed off
without paying the rent,
550
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,639
so I don't have that $200.
551
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,079
He's a prick.
552
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,039
Well, do you want your father
to call him about that?
553
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,199
No, it's just...it's $200.
554
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,239
Well, technically, your father
is Scott's landlord...
555
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,479
Mum, I've just told you
I've broken up,
556
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,079
and you're chasing rent.
557
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:53,759
Sorry.
558
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,559
Sure you don't want the sausages?
559
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,399
Fine.
560
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,319
TV: The voting booths were open
at eight o'clock this morning,
561
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,639
and there was an early morning
surge to vote.
562
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,999
By lunchtime,
the crowds had thinned to...
563
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,399
Yes, I called his campaign office.
564
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,999
They directed me
to his electorate office.
565
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,279
RAY: Eight. Seven.
566
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,239
He's the treasurer of Australia.
Someone must know where he is.
567
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,559
Can you at least give me the name
of the venue in Bankstown?
568
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,919
Well, we are just a quarter of an
hour away from that crucial moment,
569
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:26,479
so, Australia, clear away the dinner
plates and top up those drinks,
570
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:31,239
because as per the News At Six 7:45
guarantee, the moment is imminent.
571
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,919
HELEN: So, Trevor,
with 4% now counted...
572
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,159
Yeah, that's better.
573
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,919
..is the Datamax system showing
any emerging trend?
574
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,279
Wouldn't say solid, though,
would you?
575
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:40,159
TREVOR: So far, I can confirm
that the vote is down for Labor,
576
00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,999
but not necessarily down evenly.
577
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,079
So there is a negative swing
against the government?
578
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:50,159
In some places, yes. Definitely
New South Wales, but not in others.
579
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,759
In fact, their vote is up
in some surprising places.
580
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,319
So...yeah, i-it may or it may not
be a swing.
581
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,639
Well, Gerry Carroll
thinks he's identified
582
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:02,719
a surprising factor at play
in the 1987 campaign.
583
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,319
Gerry, can you illuminate us?
584
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,039
Why, of course, Dale.
585
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:09,279
Now, for me, this election has
all been about the dental work...
586
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,919
Is there a problem?
What? No, no, no, no, no.
587
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,999
I'm just...I'm just, uh...
I'm just inputting.
588
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,359
You said 7:15.
It's just turned 7:30.
589
00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:17,999
Yeah, well, the program was built
to work off national swing, so...
590
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,799
Is 7:45 at risk, Trevor?
591
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:22,679
OK, the way it processes
is...is...is...is...
592
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:25,639
D-d-d-d... Look...
look, I could explain it to you,
593
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,759
or I could just keep inputting data
and actually get us there,
594
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,119
which is what I think you want.
595
00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,479
..teeth take up most of his face.
596
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,239
With what little space that's left
being dedicated to his eyebrows,
597
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:36,719
it leaves you in a position of not
being sure what brush to reach for.
598
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:38,079
(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...
599
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:41,999
Paul Keating, on the other hand,
rarely if ever reveals a tooth,
600
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,479
for obvious reasoning.
601
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,759
Paul, I'm narrowing my focus to
the eight seats I'm listing here.
602
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,319
Could I ask you to update me as soon
as any of these figures come in?
603
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,479
Yeah.
604
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:53,519
And also, let me know what happens
at 7:45 on News At Six.
605
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,879
(CHUCKLES) OK.
606
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,519
800 calls you made - for what?!
607
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,279
His office said they tried to call.
608
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,959
It was a last-minute change
just this afternoon.
609
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,639
The results were looking tight,
so Keating wanted
610
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,599
to stay in Bankstown
instead of come to Canberra.
611
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,679
Fuck me sideways!
Just give me this.
612
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,199
Send the link truck to Bankstown
and do it as a live cross.
613
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,559
Well, I HAVE sent a link truck,
but there's a technical issue here.
614
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,359
Our OB van isn't getting return
audio. They can't work out why.
615
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:17,079
But right now, Keating wouldn't be
able to hear us. We need a studio.
616
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,679
Give me that thing, will you?
617
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,479
Listen, Noelene,
I want you to tell me this.
618
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,999
I want to hear it from you
619
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,079
that both our relentlessly
advertised features -
620
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:28,039
the 7:45 verdict
and Paul fucking Keating live -
621
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,519
has come a gutser!
622
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:30,799
Y-y...yeah, just...
623
00:28:30,800 --> 00:28:32,399
There's a studio
in Parliament House.
624
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,639
They use it for live crosses
every now and then, OK?
625
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,319
You're gonna have to send
Dale or Helen there.
626
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,119
How far away is it?
I don't know! It's Canberra!
627
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,239
It's a glorified country town.
628
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,079
Look, I'm just gonna make
some phone calls, right? Just...
629
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,439
Is that off?! Have I turned it off?
Er...
630
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,279
BOB HAWKE: I think
we'll win, but, uh...
631
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,519
..it's just silly
to jump in too quickly.
632
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,039
INTERVIEWER: Certainly,
you wouldn't be...
633
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:54,079
So, I hear you're a bit of
a sailing man, Charlie?
634
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:56,679
Not really.
635
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:59,719
HAWKE: ..and John Mildren's got some
ground to make up. That's one...
636
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,919
You've got one minute, Trevor.
637
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,759
Sorry, I presently cannot
focus my left eye.
638
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:05,839
I think...I think...
I think that we just have to...
639
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,999
..we just have to say that the
guarantee's just not gonna happen.
640
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,199
No, we can't put it like that.
641
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,039
We have to say that
we're in uncharted territory,
642
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,519
that we're on a knife's edge.
643
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,559
But it might not actually be
a knife's edge.
644
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,559
OK, we're a ship tossed at sea.
RAY: And in 10!
645
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,879
That doesn't even make any sense.
Just take the CEO out of your head.
646
00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:21,119
I'm not thinking of the CEO.
Jesus Christ!
647
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,839
"The result has defied the most
advanced computer technology,
648
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,559
"and all we can do is sit and wait."
OK.
649
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,839
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
we have hit that crucial time of 7:45
650
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,319
and we have found ourselves
in uncharted territory.
651
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:37,439
HELEN: They say
that the news never stops.
652
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,079
Dale, I think we can add to that.
653
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,399
The news can never truly
deliver a guarantee.
654
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,839
What, is that a sledge at the promo?
655
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:47,959
With 5% of the vote now counted,
the results have defied
656
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:50,479
our state-of-the-art
Datamax computer system.
657
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:51,999
So, ladies and gentlemen...
Jesus Christ!
658
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,439
..you're just gonna
have to keep watching,
659
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,399
'cause it looks like we're in
for a roller-coaster of a night.
660
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,279
There are a million people
changing the channel right now.
661
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,919
I should... Should I go get Lindsay?
662
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,839
Who dropped the ball here, mate?
Was it Noelene?
663
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,119
Uh, no. Absolutely not. But sh...
I'll just see if I can find him.
664
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,879
Do that, get rid of the data bloke,
665
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,719
and tell Lindsay to get Keating
on that fuckin' desk.
666
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:14,319
Alright.
667
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:15,759
(QUIETLY) Hey.
668
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,199
The News At Six didn't call it.
669
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,279
They're still just reading
individual seat results.
670
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,759
(LAUGHS) I would describe it
as very boring.
671
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:24,039
I need you to give me
one more update on Barton
672
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,999
and, uh...one more on Rankin.
(CLEARS THROAT)
673
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,919
Rankin and Barton. OK.
674
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:31,199
And, Paddy?
675
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,399
I'd say five minutes.
676
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,239
(COUGHS)
Five. Four...
677
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,119
PADDY: Well, let's have a look
at some of the ALP seats
678
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:43,879
where the Liberal Party is leading.
679
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,919
First up, Chisholm -
Chisholm is in Victoria,
680
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:51,439
currently held by Helen Mayer
by a margin of 0.2%.
681
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,919
The Liberal Party candidate,
Dr Wooldridge,
682
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,759
has run a very
high-profile campaign.
683
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:01,999
Dr Wooldridge is sitting on
47.6% of the primary vote.
684
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,919
If that trajectory maintains,
685
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,999
Dr Wooldridge will probably be
the new member for Chisholm.
686
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,919
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
687
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:13,839
Mr Walters has been furiously
doing his sums, and...
688
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:17,439
..and, uh, it looks as though he
has something that he wants to say.
689
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,639
Geoff?
690
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,599
GEOFF: Yes, Paddy.
Oh. Kay.
691
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,559
Now, thus far,
we've been focused on the...
692
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:25,759
Darling?
693
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,919
..percentage of the overall vote,
but in fact, the result...
694
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,199
Kay?
695
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,559
..is always going to be dictated
by the number of seats.
696
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,799
Is he calling it?
I think so.
697
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:37,199
The Labor government came in tonight
with a 16-seat advantage.
698
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:41,159
Their overall vote is clearly down,
but, Paddy, as I see it,
699
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,799
for the Labor government
to lose tonight,
700
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,239
they would need to lose the five
following seats, and they are...
701
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,559
..Hinkler, Barton,
Rankin, Bendigo and...
702
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,839
..Hawker.
703
00:31:54,040 --> 00:31:55,519
As it stands,
704
00:31:55,520 --> 00:32:00,999
I believe Labor can be
very confident holding all five.
705
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,079
So, on the basis of that,
706
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:07,479
I am prepared to declare Labor,
the Hawke government...
707
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,039
(APPLAUSE IN BACKGROUND)
..the winner tonight.
708
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,759
..is Peter Paroulakis...
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
709
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,239
..and the Labor...
710
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:19,759
Well, Dale, it sounds like some good
news has emerged from down there.
711
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:24,319
PADDY: You heard it here first.
Geoff Walters...
712
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:25,999
(LINDSAY LAUGHS)
713
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,519
..veteran of so many federal
elections, has declared that...
714
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,759
Ohh! Live telly, eh? It's like
juggling eggs on a roller-coaster!
715
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,079
But, mate, Charlie, I think we're
definitely well and truly on track.
716
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,559
..a convincing victory.
717
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,399
Walters just called it for Hawke.
718
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,679
..convincing, Paddy.
719
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,839
There's clearly a lot of
voter discontent out there,
720
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,439
frankly, both sides,
but ultimately, it was the...
721
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,039
Lindsay?
Mmm?
722
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,399
..Coalition losses in Queensland...
723
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,959
Where is Paul Keating?
724
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:52,159
Do you think this loss will mark
the end of John Howard...
725
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,039
Dennis, where is Paul Keating?
726
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,119
Certainly not. I don't think so.
John Howard put in a...
727
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,599
(GRUNTS)
728
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,039
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)
729
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,759
We might...
730
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,919
We'll go to a break
and we'll be back with so much more,
731
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,399
including, hopefully, that result
in just a moment.
732
00:33:10,120 --> 00:33:11,679
Geoff just called it for Labor.
733
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,519
What? What? No, hang on, hang on.
734
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:15,759
I-I don't know how you can say that
735
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,799
with so little of
the West Australian vote counted.
736
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,559
Trevor, I'm gonna have to ask you
to step off camera
737
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:20,919
for the rest of the telecast.
738
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,679
Come on, mate. 30 seconds!
739
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,759
I-I-I'm just... 10...10 minutes.
That's all I need.
740
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:26,719
Dale and Helen will call
the result themselves.
741
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,159
Yep. OK.
I'm really sorry.
742
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,479
Um...
743
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,799
I also have a Keating update.
Yeah?
744
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:38,719
I think we still have him,
but not on our desk.
745
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,399
He didn't come to Canberra
this afternoon. I'm so sorry.
746
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,519
There's a link truck already
heading out to him in Bankstown...
747
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:45,039
OK, so then it's just a cross?
748
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:47,359
Yes, but unfortunately not with you.
749
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,239
Our OB van is having issues with
return audio. We need a studio.
750
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:52,279
And the closest studio is
out in Parliament House.
751
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,719
OK, well, that's...that's...
that's 10 minutes. We can do that.
752
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,439
No. No. Hang on, hang on...
I can get us there in 10.
753
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,239
Including leaving here and
setting up is probably more like 20,
754
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,239
and Charlie's demanding
that he be interviewed right now.
755
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,039
You get me Charlie Tate
on the phone right now!
756
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,559
I don't have his number!
RAY: Here we go!
757
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:05,999
I don't care what he thinks.
Helen...
758
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,599
Tell Parliament we're using the
studio. We'll be there right now.
759
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,479
If we don't have a Keating
interview, then all we've got
760
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,359
is a failed guarantee and some
fucking jokes about Hawke's teeth!
761
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,319
Go, go! As fast as you possibly can!
762
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,319
Welcome back to the national
tally room in Canberra,
763
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:24,959
where a sense of jubilation has taken
root amongst the Labor supporters
764
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,319
with the breaking news
765
00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,199
that Bob Hawke will be re-elected
prime minister of Australia
766
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,439
for a historic third term.
767
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:33,719
(ENGINE STARTS)
768
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,559
NOELENE: Um, head out and turn left.
769
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,559
REPORTER: What are
your celebration plans now?
770
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,319
Oh, uh, several cups of tea.
771
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,479
(LAUGHTER)
772
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,199
This is gonna be the highlight
of the telecast, trust me.
773
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:48,519
RAY: 30 seconds!
774
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:51,919
So, um, are you just imagining
more comedic observations or...?
775
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,639
Just ask me the same questions
you'd ask a political analyst
776
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,119
and let me answer.
777
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,719
Don't worry about being funny.
778
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:00,079
Thanks.
779
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,799
Hey.
And here we go.
780
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,079
What's that?
It's straight vodka.
781
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:07,879
I haven't had a sip of water
all night.
782
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,559
Seven! Six!
783
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,759
Uh, my face goes red with spirits.
784
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,439
You're wearing make-up.
785
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,639
A victorious Bob Hawke there
in Melbourne
786
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:17,559
after a third election victory,
787
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:21,879
and with me now is noted political
analyst Mr Gerry Carroll.
788
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,079
So, Gerry...
Mmm?
789
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:26,479
You told me that
Keating was on his way.
790
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,879
Er, Charlie...
it'll be on in a second.
791
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,359
It'll be well worth the wait.
Keating will put on a good show.
792
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:32,919
You just sit tight.
793
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,719
GERRY: Uh, well, Dale,
794
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:38,119
I think Johnny will probably move
towards his natural calling in life,
795
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,279
which has always been
suburban solicitor...
796
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,279
Right.
797
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,999
..and I think we should
be happy for him.
798
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,799
NOELENE: No, no, no, no, no. Sorry,
I meant the next one. The next one.
799
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,279
Sorry!
800
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:56,079
So, ultimately, this result comes
as no surprise to you?
801
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:57,359
Oh, no.
802
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,999
Look, Dale, I have
my very own election barometer,
803
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,319
and it works every time.
804
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,559
What you do is you look at the
number one sportsman in that country
805
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,799
and you ask yourself,
who would they vote for?
806
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,639
Here in 1987, it's clearly
Wimbledon champ Pat Cash,
807
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,079
And if you imagine
Mr Cash sitting there
808
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,359
weighing up Hawke versus Howard...
809
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,119
..well, there's really no question.
810
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,079
I like this. This is a better tone.
811
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:23,439
Yeah, it's not bad, is it?
Yeah. Yeah.
812
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:25,639
Absolutely. (CHUCKLES)
Absolutely agree.
813
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,519
In 1954, he skols
two and a half pints of beer...
814
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,399
OK.
Put that on that shit background.
815
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,119
Beg your pardon?
Can you help me?
816
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,559
What? Oh. Yes.
Go on the other side.
817
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,039
Um...Keating's eyeline is to
the screen, not to the camera, so...
818
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,159
Just match that?
Uh-huh.
819
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,599
MAN: Trig, could you get
in Keating's position, please?
820
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,039
What time is it now?
Uh, 20:13.
821
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:01,519
20:13. OK.
It's still good. It's still good.
822
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,759
OK.
823
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:04,839
Now, did you say he lost votes
in his own electorate?
824
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:06,359
Uh, yes. 5%.
825
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:08,359
5%. OK, great. Um, good.
826
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:09,719
(CLEARS THROAT)
827
00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:13,639
And, Gerry, if you had to name
one highlight from tonight?
828
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,559
Well, apart from the biscuits, Dale,
829
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,599
I think my highlight was learning
a few brand-new words.
830
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,199
My favourite being 'scrutineer'.
831
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,279
Well, a potential new career
for you, Gerry?
832
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,839
Well, look, all I know about it,
Dale, is that they scrute,
833
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,799
and God knows...I've always been
partial to a quick scrute.
834
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,599
Well, famously so.
835
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:34,359
Right now, ladies and gentlemen,
we have a News At Six exclusive.
836
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,519
We are going to cross
to Helen Norville,
837
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,839
who will be speaking
to our re-elected treasurer...
838
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:40,439
You alright?
Yeah, I'm standing by.
839
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,079
OK. You're on in five.
840
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,639
Four.
841
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,959
Three.
842
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,679
(CLEARS THROAT)
843
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,159
He's one of the most bold
and influential men in the country
844
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:57,759
and, at 43, many predict
our next prime minister.
845
00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:00,039
Joining me from Bankstown in Sydney,
846
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:02,319
please welcome
Treasurer Paul Keating.
847
00:38:03,720 --> 00:38:05,319
Yeah! Yes!
(ALL LAUGH, CHEER)
848
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,879
Yes!
You beauty.
849
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,639
Bob Hawke thinks that he'll be here
for the next three years at least.
850
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,159
Are you happy to wait?
851
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,799
Oh, yes, I... When...when Bob
is good and ready to go...
852
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,279
All those phone calls.
Yeah.
853
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,639
They paid off, mate.
Yeah.
854
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,159
..those who fancy ourselves
as his successor
855
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,359
then get an opportunity
to propose ourselves
856
00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,199
to the government, to the caucus.
857
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,839
But that's a matter for our party
and, uh, it'll all occur in its time.
858
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,439
Opposition Leader John Howard had to
contend with a lot of disunity.
859
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:36,399
You enjoy total party unity,
but your personal vote was down 5%.
860
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,679
She is grilling him.
861
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:39,439
Do you feel that you won tonight
by default?
862
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,679
KEATING: I think there's a lot of
rewriting history going on today.
863
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,839
She looks great.
The government won this election.
864
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,839
I think Mr Howard debased
the political currency.
865
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,119
I mean, I think he ran
866
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:52,119
on the most disreputable
and irresponsible financial policy
867
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,559
of any leader in this country
in the last 20 years
868
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,959
and he deserved the loss
that he's taken.
869
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,999
And so I'd guess that
you would prefer John Howard
870
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,439
to stay on as Opposition Leader
871
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,919
as opposed to returning
the leadership to Andrew Peacock?
872
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,959
Oh, she's going for it.
She's going for it. Good girl.
873
00:39:06,960 --> 00:39:09,079
But as far as Peacock's concerned,
874
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:11,599
I mean, let me put
the rhetorical question,
875
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,519
can a souffle rise twice?
876
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,559
(LAUGHS)
877
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,319
That's the quote! That's our quote!
878
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:19,279
Yeah, I don't know, boys,
is it just me
879
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,719
or is...she just a hair too...
uh...aggressive?
880
00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:25,439
Yeah. Just a hair.
881
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,759
Maybe. (CHUCKLES)
882
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:28,079
..some substantial good news.
883
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,919
We're gonna see inflation
continuing to abate.
884
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,199
KAY: Alright.
885
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,679
TV: A disappointed but stoic
John Howard conceded that his...
886
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:36,239
I'll see you soon?
887
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:37,399
Yes.
Mwah.
888
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,959
Drive safely.
Yep. Always do.
889
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,079
Bye.
Bye.
890
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,719
HOWARD: And whatever differences
that divide us politically,
891
00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,439
and they are important differences
892
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:53,319
and they will remain
important differences,
893
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,879
those things that unite us
as Australians
894
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:59,599
are much greater and more enduring
than those things that divide us.
895
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,079
Mr Howard congratulated Mr Hawke...
896
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,959
(PIANO PLAYS SOFT CABARET)
897
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:43,799
GERRY: Can I let you in
on something?
898
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:44,799
DALE: (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
899
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,519
I'm not registered to vote
in this country.
900
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,079
(LAUGHS) Really?
(LAUGHS)
901
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,119
No... No, no, seriously.
902
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,799
(CHUCKLES) I've just hosted
your national election
903
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:55,439
and I can't even vote.
904
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,199
(LAUGHS) I don't know whether I
should be ashamed or proud of that.
905
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,759
You did, obviously.
906
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,079
Yeah.
Mmm.
907
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:04,719
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
908
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,479
You and Helen are living together.
Yeah.
909
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:12,239
Yeah, living in sin, as my mother
likes to point out. (CHUCKLES)
910
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,439
Are you thinking of changing that?
911
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,679
Um...we haven't really
discussed it yet.
912
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,159
You've been together a while.
Yeah. A year.
913
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,719
Maybe you're not the marrying type.
914
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,719
Well...
915
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,559
Wait, what does that mean?
916
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:35,919
I don't know,
you strike me as a bit...
917
00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,919
..open to possibilities.
918
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,119
Uh, it's a compliment.
919
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,319
The best people are.
920
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,119
I am.
921
00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,879
Mmm.
922
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,799
(CHUCKLES)
923
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,959
Sorry, maybe I am...
Alright.
924
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:15,199
I am a pretty boring person.
925
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,399
I don't think so.
926
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:19,919
HELEN: Hi.
927
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,919
Ah. Here she is!
Hello, hello!
928
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,239
Oh!
Oh!
929
00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,079
God, I'm glad that's over.
Hey. You were brilliant.
930
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,559
Thank you.
Brilliant.
931
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,479
He talked so much that I only got
through a third of my questions.
932
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,519
Was it OK really?
You were great. Yeah.
933
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:34,199
Mwah. Drink?
934
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,639
Um...
You must be tired.
935
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,119
Uh, no, I'll take a double.
Yeah?
936
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,159
Yeah. Uh, vodka soda, please.
937
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:41,079
Sure.
Hoo!
938
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:54,719
Oh, my God!
939
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,559
What time is, um...is checkout?
940
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,319
Uh...10, I think.
941
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,919
Hey, I think Gerry just tried
to proposition me.
942
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,119
(CHUCKLES)
What?
943
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:14,199
Well, I could be wrong,
but it definitely...seemed like it.
944
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,679
(CHUCKLES)
945
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,199
What...what, um...what happened?
946
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,599
Nothing.
947
00:43:39,360 --> 00:43:40,759
Were you interested?
948
00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:44,799
No.
949
00:43:46,560 --> 00:43:47,799
Are you sure?
950
00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:50,759
Yes.
951
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,879
'Cause he would make sense.
952
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,879
I mean, he...he'd be, um...
953
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:09,719
..he'd be discreet and...
954
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:12,879
..and private, and...
955
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:16,519
..his wife's a very
powerful woman, so...
956
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,999
..he...he would be...
957
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,279
..a logical option.
958
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,439
I don't want that option.
959
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:31,119
Do you?
960
00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,199
No.
961
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,599
No, I...I don't.
962
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,879
I want...
963
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:43,959
I want just us. I want just...
964
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:45,559
..just you and me.
965
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,479
So do I.
966
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,199
But I want you to keep
talking to me about it.
967
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,679
I don't need to.
But if anything changes...
968
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,279
It's not gonna change.
But if it...if it does...
969
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,839
It won't.
970
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,399
(SIGHS)
971
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,079
(SNIFFLES)
972
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,039
(LIQUID POURS)
973
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:47,559
(GEOFF CLEARS THROAT)
974
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,079
I'm expecting the call
in the next couple of minutes.
975
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,759
Do not touch the phones.
976
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,279
We got numbers?
977
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:05,439
Not yet.
Should be any minute.
978
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,239
(SIGHS) Ah.
979
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,079
Are the numbers in?
Should be soon.
980
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,399
We don't have to sit around
just waiting for them.
981
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,319
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
982
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:18,879
LINDSAY: Yep.
983
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,999
Yep.
984
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,559
(CLEARS THROAT)
985
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,679
Yep. Good. Right. Yep.
986
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,959
Thank you.
987
00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:32,479
Lindsay?
988
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:36,479
No, it was bloody Wardrobe going on
about those bloody sports jackets!
989
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,639
What's wrong with them?
They're great.
990
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,319
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
991
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:57,799
Geoff Walters speaking.
992
00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,919
Yes.
993
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,639
Yes. Right.
994
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:05,679
Of course. Yes.
995
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:09,359
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
996
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,519
Yes?
997
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,519
(SIGHS)
998
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,559
Right.
999
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,239
Yep. Good-o.
1000
00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:25,599
Yep.
1001
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,399
Yeah, thank you! (CLEARS THROAT)
1002
00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:35,039
Hey.
1003
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,399
Well, it, uh...
1004
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:47,959
Uh...
1005
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,719
1.9 million.
1006
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:54,639
We won. We thrashed Geoff!
(ALL CHEER WILDLY)
1007
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:57,119
(LAUGHS) Get about it!
1008
00:47:57,120 --> 00:47:59,079
(ALL LAUGH, CHEER)
1009
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,519
Jean, you crack open the piss!
The special stuff!
1010
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:06,719
Come on, hey? Get about it!
Well done, you! Well done...
1011
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:09,679
Huzzah! (LAUGHS)
1012
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,559
Hey, Noels. Hey.
Could I ask you to help me with a...
1013
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,119
Yeah, of course.
..bit? Yep?
1014
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,639
DENNIS: Ha! Yes!
1015
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:19,559
OK. Whoo, whoo, whoo.
1016
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,079
They said we...collapsed at 7:45.
1017
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:27,919
Never recovered.
1018
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,759
That stupid bloody
News At Six guarantee.
1019
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,199
A cheap trick.
1020
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,239
Maybe that's what people want
these days.
1021
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,879
Cheap tricks.
1022
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,399
Clowns.
1023
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,919
And that network has spent
an absolute fortune
1024
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,759
on utterly false advertising.
1025
00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:52,079
Helen's being promoted as this...
woman of gravitas.
1026
00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,839
She's far from that.
Think what we know about her.
1027
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,999
Huh!
1028
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,119
And from what I hear,
that's the tip of the iceberg.
1029
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:05,199
You've maintained
a dignified silence.
1030
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:08,319
It's time
the truth about her emerged.
1031
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,799
You know...you know...you know...
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
1032
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:19,439
Wh-what it was
was it was the guarantee.
1033
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,359
(LAUGHS) Mate, we didn't
even have to deliver!
1034
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:22,719
It was just the promise of it.
1035
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:24,719
It was a stroke of genius, mate.
Well done, you.
1036
00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:26,759
Yeah, I actually think
Gerry was the main drawcard.
1037
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:30,239
He was good. He was good, wasn't he?
Surprisingly to some people.
1038
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:32,839
But, you know, I like to think
the, um...the whole team...
1039
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:36,519
You were right about Dale.
He's getting there.
1040
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,279
It's just, uh...
1041
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,479
..Helen.
1042
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:42,839
Yes?
1043
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:46,359
Mate, she was great under Geoff.
It's just, as a headliner...
1044
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,519
I don't know what it is.
I think she's just sort of...
1045
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,119
..too dominant over Dale
and she's really aggressive and...
1046
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,119
I reckon we give her
a couple of months to pull it in.
1047
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,039
If she can't...
1048
00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:59,319
..we talk replacements.
1049
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:00,759
Sure.
1050
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,519
Sure. No complaints this end
on that.
1051
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,199
But, you know, it could be
a little bit tricky.
1052
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:05,959
They, uh...
1053
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,279
..they are a couple.
1054
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,919
Yeah, it's not my problem.
1055
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,359
No. Of course it's not. It's theirs.
1056
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,559
Good plan. Very good plan.
1057
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,239
Well, happy days.
And well done...well done again...
1058
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:19,599
(HANGS UP)
1059
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,199
I mean, did he show
any humility at all, or...?
1060
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,519
Well, you know, he was...
he was Charlie. (CHUCKLES)
1061
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:42,559
But, um, he did say
congratulations. So...
1062
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,199
Ah.
Well, that was nice of him.
1063
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:47,159
I think...I think
a toast is called for. Uh...
1064
00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:51,039
To the person who will appreciate
our victory the most.
1065
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,239
Here's to Geoff Walters.
1066
00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:55,679
(LAUGHTER)
He can blow it out his arse!
1067
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,039
(ALL CHEER, APPLAUD)
1068
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,399
Dennis asked me today
if we were a couple.
1069
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,959
What did you say?
1070
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:45,799
If you don't see us having
a future together, just tell me.
1071
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,279
You know what's at stake for me
if we tell the office!
1072
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,359
Breaking news from
the heart of Melbourne
1073
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,879
as terror unfolds
on a Clifton Hill street.
1074
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,359
The whole country is on the brink
of a colossal change
1075
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:57,959
and it is our job to report it.
1076
00:51:57,960 --> 00:52:00,759
A civilian was able
to walk into a shop...
1077
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:02,799
Ohh!
..on High Street and walk out
1078
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:05,839
with a military-grade weapon
made for war zones!
1079
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,719
Am I cutting around that or...?
No. I mean, we should keep it.
1080
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:10,679
Run the bloody things, then.
With a big graphic.
1081
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,119
"First on the scene."
Oh!
1082
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,959
If it bleeds, it leads.
1083
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:15,959
And the approach taken
by the network in question
1084
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:17,999
represents a troubling new low.
1085
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,719
Mostly they're complaints about you!
1086
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:24,279
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1087
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:25,959
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