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I didn't really want children
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too heavily
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until my dad died
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when my dad died
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I felt like my period of being a student was over
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and it was time to become a teacher
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and then I understood that if I'm gonna teach people
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that's important
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but even better to teach my own lineage and bloodline
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guess who it is
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you miss me
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yeah oh you miss me
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yeah have you been good
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yeah are you lying
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are you lying or telling the truth
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no you're not lying
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you've been good
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give me a kiss
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the degree of patience
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that a mother has with a toddler is incredible
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they will sit there for 12 hours
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and listen to garbage music
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and play garbage iPad games
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and deal with the endless demands of this little human
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that doesn't understand other people have feelings
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so this little toddlers
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effectively a psychopath
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only thinks about itself
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and the level of patience they show is incredible
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I I don't think men can do it
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I don't think a man can show that much endless patients
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and I don't think we should
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cause we should be the disciplinarians
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I was always the one who said no enough
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no more Peppa Pig
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it's been six hours no
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and if you wanna cry
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you can cry
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but it ain't going back on
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I don't care
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I was that guy
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but the mothers will just tolerate and tolerate
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which is why our jobs are so different
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but also so equally important
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because patience is important
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and just witnessing the level of patience
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was mindblind bending to me
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I was like I don't know how you
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and and the woman's still happy and still smiling
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truly incredible
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you wanna learn
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yeah okay let's go
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you ready to learn to play jazz
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yeah okay you listen
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pay attention yeah
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turn around
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say what is this
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palm palm this is what most people in life are paws
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this is called a night night like a horse you see
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this is a bishop bishop
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ready we're gonna test you
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so you better be paying attention
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you're gonna be tested
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this is a queen
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you know what a queen is don't you good
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this is a king
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king like daddy
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daddy pig daddy pig okay daddy pig and
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okay Daddy Pig and Peppa Pig
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you're right okay
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I think a father needs to be a superhero
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I think a father needs to be
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to a degree emulated
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I think a father needs to be absolutely notly respected
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I don't think a father should be a second mother
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mothers can change diapers and make bottles
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I've never changed a diaper in my life
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never made a bottle in my life
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and any of them things I don't get up at night
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it's not my job
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my job is to be
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somebody who the entire family
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both the mother and the child looks at and really
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truly believes as a superhero
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and I feel like I do that fantastically
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and I think
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to a degree
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you have to sacrifice part of your time with your kids
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to be a superhero
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you can't be a superhero of your home all day
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changing diapers and playing with the baby
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you have to go out
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do something epic
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and come home and tell that story
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you have to go away to war
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and come back with stories of war
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and there's been times where I've missed my children
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desperately
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and I haven't been with them
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as much as I would have liked to have been
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but I've always come back with a story worthwhile
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I've always come back with gold for the family
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I've always come back with
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a carcass for everyone to eat from
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so I feel like
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as soon as you're a father
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you have a responsibility to be a better person
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but also be a more interesting and more capable person
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there's a lot of fathers out here
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who are very boring people
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very uninteresting
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average mundane people
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and I don't see how you can raise a child to be
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exceptional unless they look at you
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and understand that you're exceptional
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what is your powers
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it's it's it's
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it's just me
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yeah your superhero powers
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put it on okay
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are you stronger than daddy now or no
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I I am stronger
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are you yeah
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can I can I
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can I can I can just
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stuff mom I can
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I can just mommy
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who told you do that
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you got robot
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who told you to do that
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Tristan Tristan yeah go get him go get Tristan
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what do you mean go
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go get Tristan why not
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but you you hit daddy you won't be interested why
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I'll also say that having children made me understand
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how heinous abortion is
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you'll always find a way
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you'll find food
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no one starving to death
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not in the western world
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you'll find food
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and you'll never regret having the child
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when the child is there
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and I think everyone who has kids
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wish they started earlier
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but God has a plan
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and God decides when the best time is
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but it's never too early to have children
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I actually think
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I used to be super against teenage pregnancy
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I think you're an idiot if you got
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pregnant as a teenager
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but depending on the particular circumstance
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I mean if you're financially secure
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if you're fiscally secure
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if you're from a rich family or
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or the man who got you pregnant is particularly rich
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and you don't have to worry about money
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a woman should have kids as early as she wants I think
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it's the most beautiful thing a woman can possibly do
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in fact only a few generations ago
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I think everyone had kids before they were 22
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23 it was pretty normal
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so I would encourage everyone to strongly understand
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that abortion is never the answer
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and children are truly beautiful
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and they're innocent
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and that
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the best way to be a good parents
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is to be a good person
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it's a great way to level up
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there's a lot of things
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if you can't do them for yourself
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at least do them for your kids
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and that you take a vested interest in the world
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in your community
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more when you have children which are growing up in it
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but all in all
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it's been a beautiful experience
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bestowed upon me by god
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and truly children are a miracle
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I really believe children are a miracle
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