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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,039 --> 00:00:52,435 So, what are the most important aspects of being a male model? 2 00:00:52,478 --> 00:00:54,393 I would say: look good. 3 00:00:54,437 --> 00:00:57,353 Yes? And? 4 00:00:57,396 --> 00:00:59,920 - Er, that's it. - And walk! 5 00:00:59,964 --> 00:01:03,359 Look good and walk? But not at the same time, right? 6 00:01:03,402 --> 00:01:07,145 - Most of the times at the same time. - Really? Can you do that? 7 00:01:07,189 --> 00:01:11,367 - Er, sure. - Please show us! Yes, yes, go ahead. 8 00:01:11,410 --> 00:01:13,064 Whoo! Yeah! 9 00:01:19,549 --> 00:01:21,333 Thank you. Next! 10 00:01:22,465 --> 00:01:25,294 Okay... Hello, hello, hello. 11 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:28,906 What do we have here? 12 00:01:28,949 --> 00:01:30,864 - Hey, there. - What's up, man? 13 00:01:30,908 --> 00:01:34,346 So, I want to know, did your parents support you in being a male model? 14 00:01:34,390 --> 00:01:36,305 All the way, right from the start. 15 00:01:36,348 --> 00:01:39,482 - Even your father? - Even my father, yeah. Why? 16 00:01:39,525 --> 00:01:43,355 He wanted you to enter this industry where you earn only 1/3 of the women, 17 00:01:43,399 --> 00:01:45,792 where you constantly have to maneuver homosexual men 18 00:01:45,836 --> 00:01:47,794 who want to sleep with you? 19 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:58,762 'I'm Lewis Taylor, and I'm standing here with my very best friend...' 20 00:01:58,805 --> 00:02:00,459 - What was your name? - Er, Carl. 21 00:02:00,503 --> 00:02:01,808 My best friend Carl! 22 00:02:01,852 --> 00:02:04,550 - How are you today, Carl? - Yeah, good, good. 23 00:02:04,594 --> 00:02:08,946 So, is this runway casting for a grumpy brand or a smiley brand? 24 00:02:08,989 --> 00:02:11,383 Er, I don't know, man. I don't know. 25 00:02:11,427 --> 00:02:14,082 Well, smiley brands are the cheap ones, 26 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:16,519 and the more expensive the brand gets, 27 00:02:16,562 --> 00:02:19,087 you start to look down on your consumer. 28 00:02:19,130 --> 00:02:22,438 Like, if you want to be a part of this "von oben" one-man in-crowd, 29 00:02:22,481 --> 00:02:24,614 you have to show us some serious cash. 30 00:02:24,657 --> 00:02:28,661 - So it's a grumpy brand, yeah? - Congratulations! I'm so happy for you! 31 00:02:28,705 --> 00:02:31,664 And if you get the job, you will get to wear exclusive clothing, 32 00:02:31,708 --> 00:02:33,971 and look down on your consumer. 33 00:02:34,014 --> 00:02:36,104 Okay, Carl. Show us some of that grumpy look. 34 00:02:36,147 --> 00:02:38,758 - No, no... - Yeah, let's go! 35 00:02:38,802 --> 00:02:40,804 Come on, Carl! You can do it. 36 00:02:43,154 --> 00:02:45,113 Yes! "Don't you dare talk to me! 37 00:02:45,156 --> 00:02:48,681 "I'm an Aryan 'Ubermensch', too obsessed with the image of myself 38 00:02:48,725 --> 00:02:53,425 "to be involved with anything that doesn't fit my stylized image of the world." 39 00:02:53,469 --> 00:02:55,079 Wait... 40 00:02:55,123 --> 00:02:58,126 "Suddenly, I'm dressed in something way less expensive. 41 00:02:58,169 --> 00:02:59,866 "It's H&M!" 42 00:02:59,910 --> 00:03:01,868 Everybody, come together! 43 00:03:01,912 --> 00:03:05,568 "You can too be a part of this happy, smiling group of mixed skin colors, 44 00:03:05,611 --> 00:03:09,137 "for not that much money! # friendship, #everyonesequal, 45 00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:12,444 "#happylife, #stopclimatechange." 46 00:03:12,488 --> 00:03:16,448 Oh, no! Oh! I am so sorry, darling. 47 00:03:16,492 --> 00:03:20,452 I didn't see that it was Balenciaga you're wearing. 48 00:03:20,496 --> 00:03:23,455 "We are strong and tough and unapproachable!" 49 00:03:23,499 --> 00:03:25,544 Show me that Balenciaga look! 50 00:03:27,242 --> 00:03:30,245 Oh, I'm sorry, I think it's back to H&M again! 51 00:03:30,288 --> 00:03:33,987 "Yeah! We're just kidding. We're so cheap, we're so happy!" 52 00:03:34,031 --> 00:03:35,989 Everybody, come closer together! 53 00:03:36,033 --> 00:03:39,123 Balenciaga is back! Ooh, fiercer than ever! 54 00:03:39,167 --> 00:03:40,864 "We are stone cold. 55 00:03:40,907 --> 00:03:43,345 "Yes! Oh, my God, get away from us!" 56 00:03:43,388 --> 00:03:45,390 H&M is here again! 57 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:46,696 Balenciaga! 58 00:03:46,739 --> 00:03:47,914 And H&M! 59 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:49,220 Balenciaga! 60 00:03:49,264 --> 00:03:51,135 And H&M! 61 00:03:51,179 --> 00:03:53,485 Oh, everybody, give it up for these guys! 62 00:03:53,529 --> 00:03:56,619 Fabulous! Fabulous, Carl! 63 00:04:03,930 --> 00:04:05,715 Here... 64 00:04:06,933 --> 00:04:08,500 - Hi. - Hello. 65 00:04:08,544 --> 00:04:10,589 How are you guys doing? 66 00:04:21,731 --> 00:04:24,777 - Oh, it's you? - Yeah. 67 00:04:24,821 --> 00:04:26,866 You can hardly tell it's the same guy. 68 00:04:26,910 --> 00:04:28,409 How old is this perfume campaign? 69 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:31,306 When was it? Er, three years ago. 70 00:04:31,349 --> 00:04:35,571 - And then maybe a year after that. - Okay... 71 00:04:35,614 --> 00:04:37,877 So you do castings again, then? 72 00:04:38,748 --> 00:04:40,445 Yeah. 73 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,708 Could you do a little walk for us? 74 00:04:42,752 --> 00:04:46,669 Er... Just quick. No smiling. No stopping. 75 00:04:46,712 --> 00:04:48,061 Yeah. 76 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,247 One more time. 77 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,426 Okay. 78 00:05:07,646 --> 00:05:09,822 Okay... 79 00:05:09,866 --> 00:05:14,740 Today, fashion is not just about surface. It's about the inside. 80 00:05:14,784 --> 00:05:17,917 Think about a tune that you like when you walk. 81 00:05:17,961 --> 00:05:19,571 Look at me. 82 00:05:28,232 --> 00:05:30,495 - Can you do that? - Yeah, so like a rhythm? 83 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:32,367 Yeah. Go! 84 00:05:43,247 --> 00:05:46,729 Can you relax your Triangle of Sadness? 85 00:05:47,817 --> 00:05:50,515 - It's like between your eyebrows here. - Okay. 86 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,691 A little bit more... 87 00:05:52,735 --> 00:05:56,304 Okay. And open your mouth so you look a little bit more available. 88 00:05:58,349 --> 00:06:00,960 Okay, not that much. A little bit less. 89 00:06:02,179 --> 00:06:04,399 Okay. Thank you very much. 90 00:06:06,270 --> 00:06:08,490 - Thank you. - Thanks. 91 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:10,187 Next, please! 92 00:06:17,194 --> 00:06:18,978 - Hi! - Hi. 93 00:06:44,395 --> 00:06:47,180 # Yeah, man-made powers, Stood like a tower # 94 00:06:47,224 --> 00:06:49,705 # Higher and higher, hello # 95 00:06:51,794 --> 00:06:54,971 # And the higher you go, you feel lower, oh # 96 00:06:55,624 --> 00:07:00,933 # I... was born free, born free # 97 00:07:00,977 --> 00:07:02,935 # Born free # 98 00:08:23,973 --> 00:08:26,105 - Where can I sit? - Sorry? 99 00:08:26,149 --> 00:08:29,457 - I don't have a seat now. - Can you just...? There's a seat. 100 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:32,198 Just right up there. Yeah. Just there. 101 00:09:18,506 --> 00:09:21,117 Yaya! Yaya! 102 00:09:26,035 --> 00:09:29,299 Yaya, look here. Look here, Yaya! 103 00:09:31,431 --> 00:09:32,955 Yaya! 104 00:09:34,609 --> 00:09:36,436 Yaya! 105 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,804 Thank you, sir. 106 00:10:09,426 --> 00:10:11,602 Thank you, honey. 107 00:10:11,646 --> 00:10:13,952 That's so sweet of you. 108 00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:28,401 Do you like the place? 109 00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:30,839 - A little stuffy? - A little stuffy. 110 00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:39,587 What? 111 00:10:42,285 --> 00:10:44,940 I don't know, you looked like you were thinking there. 112 00:10:44,983 --> 00:10:46,724 No, I'm not. I'm not. 113 00:10:48,726 --> 00:10:50,162 Cool. 114 00:10:51,990 --> 00:10:55,385 I can tell there's something's wrong. Just talk to me, what is it? 115 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:02,087 No, it's just... 116 00:11:02,131 --> 00:11:03,741 When you say... 117 00:11:05,177 --> 00:11:08,354 When you say, "Thank you, honey" like that... 118 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:10,879 You don't really give me an option but to pay. 119 00:11:12,315 --> 00:11:15,884 It was just an observation. Just something I've noticed. 120 00:11:20,628 --> 00:11:22,804 - We can split the bill if you like. - No, no... 121 00:11:22,847 --> 00:11:26,372 - I can whip out a calculator... - No, no, okay. 122 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,394 - How many glasses of wine did you have? - Oh, sure... 123 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:31,377 - You had, like, three more. - That's not what I mean. 124 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:33,858 Yeah, I think it all evens out, you know. 125 00:11:35,207 --> 00:11:36,644 Hmm... 126 00:11:37,688 --> 00:11:40,256 Don't you remember last night? You said you were gonna... 127 00:11:41,649 --> 00:11:44,347 You said you were gonna pay for food today. 128 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:49,874 At the end of the meal, you said, "Thanks. Tomorrow I'll get it." 129 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:54,270 Sure, but then you picked up the bill, 130 00:11:54,313 --> 00:11:56,770 and I thought you wanted to pay, so I said, "Thank you, honey." 131 00:11:56,794 --> 00:12:00,798 - But it was there for such a long time... - I didn't see it. 132 00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:06,456 - You didn't see it? - I, er... 133 00:12:06,499 --> 00:12:09,154 No, I didn't. I didn't see it. 134 00:12:09,198 --> 00:12:12,592 Or I didn't notice it. We were just having a nice dinner. 135 00:12:14,899 --> 00:12:18,294 You didn't see the bill when it got put on the table? 136 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:20,339 No, I didn't, Carl. 137 00:12:27,782 --> 00:12:30,698 So the waiter came in, and put it in the middle of the table just there. 138 00:12:30,741 --> 00:12:33,526 - And you didn't happen to see it? - Oh, my God! 139 00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:37,661 What? I'm asking you seriously now, because... 140 00:12:37,705 --> 00:12:39,097 Wow... 141 00:12:39,924 --> 00:12:41,839 What's... What's "wow"? 142 00:12:45,930 --> 00:12:48,193 What are you doing? 143 00:12:48,237 --> 00:12:51,762 No, no, no. Just don't... Wait. Can you sit down? Sit down. 144 00:12:51,806 --> 00:12:55,331 I'm just trying to figure out what exactly I did wrong! 145 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:59,901 - Seriously? - Calm down. Please, just sit down. 146 00:12:59,944 --> 00:13:03,687 - You're fighting over money! - No! That's not what's... 147 00:13:03,731 --> 00:13:07,560 - That's literally what's happening. - I'm just pointing out the fact that... 148 00:13:07,604 --> 00:13:09,911 - Why are you so obsessed with money? - I'm not obsessed. 149 00:13:09,954 --> 00:13:13,218 Can you just sit down, please? I'm not obsessed with money. 150 00:13:13,262 --> 00:13:16,744 It was just an observation from yesterday. Can you please sit down? 151 00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:30,540 - No, no, no... What are you doing? - It's fine. 152 00:13:33,064 --> 00:13:35,719 Well, you can't pay now, that's ridiculous. 153 00:13:35,763 --> 00:13:38,243 - Don't, Carl. - What are you doing? 154 00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:41,029 - Let go. - No, no, no... I'm paying the bill. 155 00:13:41,943 --> 00:13:44,728 That's not why I said it. 156 00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:50,865 - Sorry. - Are we enjoying ourselves? 157 00:13:51,779 --> 00:13:54,825 Yes, thanks, yeah. Yaya... 158 00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:57,132 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 159 00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:14,410 Now I feel bad. 160 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:17,021 Why? I make more money than you. 161 00:14:27,858 --> 00:14:31,862 Excuse me. Your card didn't work. 162 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:36,432 - Do you have another one, maybe? - Can you try it again, please? 163 00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:39,652 I tried it twice. 164 00:14:41,959 --> 00:14:44,832 - I'm sorry, we don't accept that one. - Just take this one. 165 00:14:44,875 --> 00:14:47,051 Carl! Just give me a second. Just wait! 166 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:49,140 - Let me pay. - Just wait! 167 00:14:53,841 --> 00:14:56,365 It's fine, you don't have enough cash. Take that. 168 00:14:57,366 --> 00:14:59,498 - You accept that one, yeah? - Yes. 169 00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:02,240 - Thank you. - Thanks so much. 170 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:34,098 Thank you. 171 00:16:16,445 --> 00:16:21,319 I do think it's quite crazy how it's such a hard thing to talk about. 172 00:16:22,538 --> 00:16:23,931 Money. 173 00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:30,415 It's such a touchy subject. Don't you think? 174 00:16:30,459 --> 00:16:33,462 Yeah, I think it's un-sexy to talk about money. 175 00:16:39,207 --> 00:16:42,123 Okay, but then why is that? 176 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,864 I don't know, it's just not sexy. 177 00:16:44,908 --> 00:16:48,172 Well, you don't think it's because it's so tied to gender roles? 178 00:16:49,043 --> 00:16:52,611 Fuckin' hell, the menu in the restaurant didn't even have prices for you. 179 00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:54,700 That's not fair, Carl. 180 00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:58,966 - I'm always paying. - No, no, no, let's take you out of it here. 181 00:16:59,009 --> 00:17:01,577 And just talk about women in general. 182 00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:06,190 I'm a generous person, Carl. Ask any of my friends. 183 00:17:08,018 --> 00:17:10,455 Sure you're generous, but... 184 00:17:13,981 --> 00:17:15,243 But? 185 00:17:17,071 --> 00:17:20,161 When it comes to you and me, we're dealing with roles that I hate. 186 00:17:20,204 --> 00:17:22,598 I don't want to be the man, whilst you're the woman, 187 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,600 I want us to be best friends. 188 00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:27,733 - I don't wanna sleep with my best friend. - No, that's not... 189 00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:30,867 You don't understand what I'm trying to say. I mean... 190 00:17:30,910 --> 00:17:33,478 We shouldn't just slip into the stereotypical gender-based roles 191 00:17:33,522 --> 00:17:35,872 that everyone else seems to be doing. 192 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,400 I want us to be equal. 193 00:17:54,586 --> 00:17:56,284 Excuse me? 194 00:17:56,327 --> 00:17:59,243 - You have to fight. - I'm sorry, what? 195 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,116 If you love her, you have to fight for her. 196 00:18:02,159 --> 00:18:04,031 I've been there, I know. 197 00:18:04,074 --> 00:18:06,946 If you don't fight, you're gonna be her slave. 198 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:12,996 The thing is, Yaya, I like to take you for dinner. I enjoy paying for you. 199 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,955 But there comes a point where I do feel used. 200 00:18:16,739 --> 00:18:18,349 I use you? 201 00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:21,004 Well, I'm just referring to my feelings now, but sure, if we... 202 00:18:21,048 --> 00:18:23,659 No, no. Just wait. If we go back the last week or so, 203 00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,965 then, yeah, maybe there is a point... 204 00:18:26,009 --> 00:18:27,663 Are you being serious? 205 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,926 I got you this shirt. I invited you for dinner. 206 00:18:29,969 --> 00:18:33,538 - You're staying at my hotel. - Well, you got this shirt for free. 207 00:18:33,582 --> 00:18:37,803 - And actually you didn't pay for dinner. - That's because my card didn't work. 208 00:18:37,847 --> 00:18:41,111 There's a cash machine in the lobby. I'll pay you back every last cent... 209 00:18:41,155 --> 00:18:43,026 It's okay. 210 00:18:43,070 --> 00:18:44,897 Carl, I always intended to pay you back. 211 00:18:44,941 --> 00:18:49,076 I didn't realize you wanted the money right now before going to bed. 212 00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:53,732 - So your intention was to pay me back? - Yes. 213 00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:56,431 - Really? - Yeah. 214 00:18:56,474 --> 00:18:59,086 So why did you take the 50-euro bill? 215 00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:04,178 Once I realized you didn't have enough cash, I paid the bill. 216 00:19:04,221 --> 00:19:07,964 Instead of giving me the 50-euro bill, you put it back in your purse. 217 00:19:09,226 --> 00:19:11,750 What? I'm just saying what happened, Yaya. 218 00:19:12,751 --> 00:19:14,449 What are you...? Don't! 219 00:19:16,625 --> 00:19:19,149 What the fuck are you doing? 220 00:19:19,193 --> 00:19:21,673 Don't fucking do that to me! 221 00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:24,937 Don't... fucking do that to me, Yaya! 222 00:19:24,981 --> 00:19:27,462 Don't do that to me! 223 00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:30,465 - 'Going down.' - Don't fucking shove things down me! 224 00:19:30,508 --> 00:19:32,075 - You fucking child! - Seriously... 225 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:33,313 You're behaving like a crazy person. 226 00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:35,165 Shut up! Don't do things like that to me! 227 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:36,949 What the hell are you doing with my money? 228 00:19:36,993 --> 00:19:40,605 Your money? Oh, my God! It's not about money, Yaya! 229 00:19:40,649 --> 00:19:42,172 It's not about... 230 00:19:45,262 --> 00:19:47,482 It's not about the fucking money, Yaya! 231 00:19:47,525 --> 00:19:49,353 - Oh! - This is... No, it's not! 232 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,182 You're not understanding the point! It's not about the money! 233 00:19:52,226 --> 00:19:54,880 I'll give you that 50 euros! I'll give you a 100 euros! 234 00:19:54,924 --> 00:19:57,100 - Oh, yeah? - No! I'm serious now! 235 00:19:57,144 --> 00:19:59,885 This is not about the fucking money! Why won't you understand it? 236 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:02,149 Understand my point! 237 00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:05,021 This is not about the money! 238 00:20:05,064 --> 00:20:09,025 - Oh, my God. Okay, okay. - I want it to be equal, Yaya! 239 00:20:10,635 --> 00:20:13,856 Thought he might be dangerous, but he just looked like... 240 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,428 Bullshit feminist. 241 00:21:45,687 --> 00:21:47,602 For fuck's... 242 00:22:17,371 --> 00:22:21,331 - What have you been doing? - Trying to sleep on a chair. 243 00:22:21,375 --> 00:22:24,378 - How'd that go? - Well, I'm back. 244 00:22:26,728 --> 00:22:28,991 What have you been doing? 245 00:22:29,034 --> 00:22:32,255 I was... walking up and down the corridor and... 246 00:22:33,387 --> 00:22:35,998 - Texting you multiple times. - Hmm, a lot... 247 00:22:36,912 --> 00:22:39,218 - You saw them? - Yeah. 248 00:22:44,354 --> 00:22:46,617 - This is so silly. - Yeah. 249 00:22:49,272 --> 00:22:52,101 I'm... so good at being... 250 00:22:52,928 --> 00:22:54,364 ...manipulative. 251 00:22:56,410 --> 00:23:00,239 I don't know, I do it and I don't even realize that I'm doing it. 252 00:23:01,197 --> 00:23:03,373 - Yeah... - I love you. 253 00:23:04,418 --> 00:23:08,378 No, but seriously, it's amazing that you can tell me that. 254 00:23:08,422 --> 00:23:10,424 Now you're a generous person. 255 00:23:12,208 --> 00:23:13,557 Okay. 256 00:23:14,863 --> 00:23:16,212 Alright. 257 00:23:22,871 --> 00:23:24,699 Ask me anything. 258 00:23:24,742 --> 00:23:26,527 You sure? 259 00:23:26,570 --> 00:23:27,876 Uh-huh. 260 00:23:29,921 --> 00:23:33,534 In the restaurant, with the bill... 261 00:23:33,577 --> 00:23:35,492 What about it? 262 00:23:35,536 --> 00:23:38,669 You intentionally didn't pick that up, right? 263 00:23:38,713 --> 00:23:40,367 - Yes. - Of course. 264 00:23:43,979 --> 00:23:46,373 Didn't that embarrass you? 265 00:23:47,417 --> 00:23:48,679 Nope. 266 00:23:50,333 --> 00:23:52,833 - But you make more money than I do. - It's not about the money. 267 00:23:52,857 --> 00:23:54,859 And you said you were gonna pay... 268 00:24:01,388 --> 00:24:04,565 It doesn't really matter who makes more money. 269 00:24:04,608 --> 00:24:06,697 What is it about, then? 270 00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:09,613 What if I... 271 00:24:10,484 --> 00:24:12,442 ...fall pregnant? 272 00:24:12,486 --> 00:24:13,922 With me? 273 00:24:15,402 --> 00:24:20,058 What if I fall pregnant and I can't go on working? 274 00:24:20,102 --> 00:24:23,627 I need to know that the person I'm with intends to take care of me. 275 00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,673 Otherwise I'm wasting my time. 276 00:24:29,807 --> 00:24:32,767 Yeah, I guess you're not the kind to work in... 277 00:24:32,810 --> 00:24:35,247 ...a restaurant or a supermarket, are you? 278 00:24:35,291 --> 00:24:37,424 No offense. 279 00:24:38,207 --> 00:24:40,577 I'm a model, honey, the only way for me to get out of this life 280 00:24:40,601 --> 00:24:43,647 is to become someone's trophy wife. 281 00:24:45,301 --> 00:24:47,956 So, there's nothing else to this for you? 282 00:24:49,305 --> 00:24:50,567 Other than... 283 00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:55,398 ...increasing the followers on our Instagram, and all of that. 284 00:24:55,442 --> 00:24:57,922 - It make sense, doesn't it? - Sure. 285 00:24:57,966 --> 00:25:00,795 I like you. You like me. It's good for business. 286 00:25:00,838 --> 00:25:02,100 Yeah. 287 00:25:03,493 --> 00:25:05,016 - Nothing more? - Uh-hmm. 288 00:25:05,060 --> 00:25:06,888 - Uh-hmm? - Uh-hmm. 289 00:25:09,107 --> 00:25:11,370 I'd like to put a bet on that. 290 00:25:12,459 --> 00:25:13,764 Okay. 291 00:25:14,983 --> 00:25:16,593 - Deal. - Yeah. 292 00:25:20,815 --> 00:25:22,294 We'll see. 293 00:25:23,557 --> 00:25:25,559 I'll make you love me. 294 00:25:27,082 --> 00:25:29,301 - It'll be real love as well. - Oh, yeah? 295 00:25:29,345 --> 00:25:31,565 - Yep. - Okay. 296 00:25:31,608 --> 00:25:34,219 You'll forget about this trophy shit. 297 00:25:34,263 --> 00:25:35,830 And you'll love me. 298 00:26:31,755 --> 00:26:36,412 'The success of a luxury cruise mainly depends on two moments. 299 00:26:37,544 --> 00:26:40,982 'Number one: the first hours the guests are onboard. 300 00:26:41,983 --> 00:26:45,073 'And number two: the last day the guests are onboard. 301 00:26:45,856 --> 00:26:48,729 'And if we can impress them on those two occasions, 302 00:26:48,772 --> 00:26:51,558 'then the cruise will probably be a success.' 303 00:26:52,776 --> 00:26:54,735 And I don't want to hear anybody saying, 304 00:26:54,778 --> 00:26:59,304 "We don't need to uncover the sundeck, they all leave after breakfast." 305 00:26:59,348 --> 00:27:03,439 No. I want full set-up every morning. 306 00:27:03,482 --> 00:27:04,875 No excuses. 307 00:27:05,876 --> 00:27:08,009 Not even for the last hour. 308 00:27:09,227 --> 00:27:13,014 It's always, "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!" 309 00:27:13,057 --> 00:27:15,451 If there is an illegal substance they want, or... 310 00:27:16,452 --> 00:27:18,062 ...a unicorn! 311 00:27:18,106 --> 00:27:20,412 "Yes, sir! Yes, ma'am!" 312 00:27:20,456 --> 00:27:21,979 - Yes! - Whoo! 313 00:27:23,285 --> 00:27:24,547 Yes! 314 00:27:26,331 --> 00:27:28,986 I know, I know what it is to work for service. 315 00:27:29,030 --> 00:27:31,554 I know all the challenges you're facing. 316 00:27:32,599 --> 00:27:36,428 But at these times, I ask of you to keep that chin up. 317 00:27:36,472 --> 00:27:40,171 Stay strong. 318 00:27:40,215 --> 00:27:42,609 And try to remind yourself... 319 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:46,743 ...if everything goes well... 320 00:27:47,614 --> 00:27:50,355 ...at the end of the cruise... 321 00:27:50,399 --> 00:27:52,880 - Money, money, money... - ...you might be getting... 322 00:27:52,923 --> 00:27:57,319 - ...a very generous tip! - Money, money, money... 323 00:28:02,063 --> 00:28:04,892 Money! Money! Money! 324 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:08,504 Money! Money! Money! Money! Money! 325 00:28:16,555 --> 00:28:18,383 - Money! - Yes! 326 00:28:18,427 --> 00:28:20,864 Alicia, who do we have onboard? 327 00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:25,695 No... 328 00:28:29,612 --> 00:28:31,875 - Housekeeping! - No. No, thank you. 329 00:28:34,182 --> 00:28:36,750 - Do you want me to clean the room? - No, thanks. 330 00:28:36,793 --> 00:28:39,013 Okay, I'll come back in 30 minutes? 331 00:28:39,056 --> 00:28:42,016 - No, you can come back a bit later. - Okay, one hour? 332 00:28:42,059 --> 00:28:44,496 Could you just come back later, please? 333 00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:47,630 Okay, I'll come back later. Sorry, ma'am. 334 00:28:56,465 --> 00:28:58,380 Let me change. 335 00:30:11,279 --> 00:30:13,150 What? 336 00:30:13,194 --> 00:30:14,543 Nothing. 337 00:30:19,417 --> 00:30:21,071 - Hey! - Hey. 338 00:30:27,991 --> 00:30:30,167 - What are you doing? - What? 339 00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:35,172 - Are you talking to the crew? - Yeah... 340 00:30:36,217 --> 00:30:39,873 - Why are you talking to the crew? - I said hello. 341 00:30:39,916 --> 00:30:42,266 Yeah, you smiled at him and said hello. 342 00:30:43,354 --> 00:30:45,400 - So? - Ah... 343 00:30:56,890 --> 00:30:59,762 Seriously, Yaya, we're sitting here together, you shouldn't... 344 00:30:59,806 --> 00:31:02,330 - You just don't do that. - Do what? 345 00:31:03,722 --> 00:31:08,162 If I started smiling at the hot stewardess and... 346 00:31:08,205 --> 00:31:10,207 - You know... - You think she's hot? 347 00:31:12,253 --> 00:31:16,474 No, but if she was, and I started smiling at her, 348 00:31:16,518 --> 00:31:19,042 and giggling and saying, "Hey," like you did, 349 00:31:19,086 --> 00:31:21,088 then you wouldn't like it, would you? 350 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:23,960 - Are you jealous? - No. 351 00:31:24,004 --> 00:31:26,833 - No? - No, I'm not. I'm not. It's just like... 352 00:31:28,835 --> 00:31:30,837 I mean, come on, look at you. And then... 353 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:34,536 And then a hot guy turns up. I mean, he shouldn't be... 354 00:31:34,579 --> 00:31:36,407 Do you think he's hot? 355 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:38,932 He's alright. 356 00:31:40,672 --> 00:31:42,283 - Do you? - Yeah! 357 00:31:43,197 --> 00:31:46,374 - What the fuck, man? - You just said you thought he was hot! 358 00:31:46,417 --> 00:31:50,421 But come on, you don't have to... You said it very quickly. Jesus! 359 00:31:52,293 --> 00:31:54,121 Drop it, okay? 360 00:32:45,737 --> 00:32:47,826 Can I help you, sir? 361 00:32:47,870 --> 00:32:49,828 - Sorry, just quickly... - Yes? 362 00:32:49,872 --> 00:32:52,962 I was on the rear deck, and one of your crew members was... 363 00:32:53,006 --> 00:32:54,703 - ...bare-chested. - Really? 364 00:32:54,746 --> 00:32:56,574 Yeah, and like smoking and stuff. 365 00:32:56,618 --> 00:32:58,663 Oh, I'm so sorry. That's so inappropriate. 366 00:32:58,707 --> 00:33:01,536 - Yeah, it did feel a little bit... - No, of course. 367 00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:03,407 I'll take care of that. I'm so sorry. 368 00:33:03,451 --> 00:33:06,106 - Maybe it's not a big issue... - No, but it's not acceptable here. 369 00:33:06,149 --> 00:33:09,259 I thought I'd just let you know, cos... Yeah, I didn't wanna make anything of it. 370 00:33:09,283 --> 00:33:11,415 Well, thank you so much. It won't happen again, sir. 371 00:33:11,459 --> 00:33:13,461 - I promise you that. - Alright, thanks. 372 00:33:14,462 --> 00:33:16,246 - Alicia? - Yeah? 373 00:33:16,290 --> 00:33:19,380 There's a crew member up on deck with no shirt on. 374 00:33:19,423 --> 00:33:20,859 - No shirt on? - Yes. 375 00:33:30,826 --> 00:33:32,697 Sorry. Just, er... 376 00:33:32,741 --> 00:33:34,003 Yes? 377 00:33:34,047 --> 00:33:38,007 Is it possible to look at the engagement rings? 378 00:33:38,051 --> 00:33:40,705 - Yes. Yes, of course! - Is that alright? 379 00:33:40,749 --> 00:33:44,187 Definitely, yes. Okay. 380 00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:47,799 This is a beautiful ring. This is 24-carat gold. 381 00:33:47,843 --> 00:33:50,193 And we have a point nine diamond in the middle, 382 00:33:50,237 --> 00:33:54,023 and we have four brilliants on every side of the band. 383 00:33:54,067 --> 00:33:57,418 - It's a very beautiful ring. - Yes. It's really nice. 384 00:33:57,461 --> 00:34:00,247 Do you want me to try it on so you can see it on a hand? 385 00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:01,813 - Oh, okay, yeah. - Yeah? 386 00:34:01,857 --> 00:34:03,990 - If you don't mind? - No, of course. 387 00:34:07,428 --> 00:34:08,646 Hmm... 388 00:34:13,738 --> 00:34:15,349 Yeah? 389 00:34:15,392 --> 00:34:18,308 It's a very nice diamond, this one. It's a flawless diamond. 390 00:34:19,396 --> 00:34:21,746 What was the price of that one? 391 00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:24,967 This one is... 28,000 euros. 392 00:34:28,144 --> 00:34:29,580 Mm-hmm... 393 00:34:35,978 --> 00:34:38,894 'Can we get an almond latte to foredeck?' 394 00:34:52,821 --> 00:34:54,649 Captain? 395 00:34:57,956 --> 00:35:00,133 Uh, yes? 396 00:35:00,176 --> 00:35:03,788 I just wanted to tell you it's time for the safety drill. 397 00:35:03,832 --> 00:35:05,921 Uh, well, no, I'm... 398 00:35:05,964 --> 00:35:08,054 I'm just not feeling well. 399 00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:12,928 - Should I get the doctor? - No, no, I'll be fine. 400 00:35:12,971 --> 00:35:16,192 Just have the First take care of it, and then... 401 00:35:16,975 --> 00:35:19,065 ...you know, I'll see you later. 402 00:35:20,805 --> 00:35:22,503 Okay! 403 00:35:22,546 --> 00:35:24,287 - Okay. - Okay. 404 00:35:27,856 --> 00:35:31,077 Abigail? Could you get the tray? Thank you. 405 00:35:39,085 --> 00:35:42,262 Honey, Nutella. 406 00:35:42,305 --> 00:35:43,611 Hm-mm... 407 00:35:44,612 --> 00:35:46,222 Another one? 408 00:35:52,141 --> 00:35:53,969 Have a little look. 409 00:35:57,015 --> 00:36:00,367 - Aren't you going to eat the pasta? - Sorry? 410 00:36:02,064 --> 00:36:05,111 Aren't you going to eat the pasta? 411 00:36:06,721 --> 00:36:09,985 Oh, er... No. I'm gluten intolerant. 412 00:36:10,028 --> 00:36:11,378 Oh? 413 00:36:11,421 --> 00:36:14,642 It's just for the pictures. She's an influencer. 414 00:36:14,685 --> 00:36:16,557 - Oh! - Okay. 415 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,036 Wow! 416 00:36:19,473 --> 00:36:21,649 You make money from that? 417 00:36:21,692 --> 00:36:25,696 - Champagne, sir? - Nah... White wine. 418 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:29,744 - Sorry, what? - Yeah... It depends. 419 00:36:29,787 --> 00:36:33,791 It depends. You mostly get free stuff, to be honest. 420 00:36:34,705 --> 00:36:36,751 We got this cruise for free. 421 00:36:38,274 --> 00:36:42,670 Good! Her looks paid for the tickets. Not bad, huh? 422 00:36:44,541 --> 00:36:47,849 - Good, huh? - I guess so, yeah. It did. 423 00:36:47,892 --> 00:36:50,286 - A lovely couple, huh? - Yeah, that's nice. 424 00:36:50,330 --> 00:36:53,376 - Not bad, not bad. - Thank you. 425 00:36:55,857 --> 00:36:58,076 So, what do you do? 426 00:36:59,252 --> 00:37:01,384 I sell shit. 427 00:37:02,516 --> 00:37:04,779 - What, sorry? - I sell shit! 428 00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:11,481 - Fertilizer for agriculture. - Oh, fertilizer... 429 00:37:12,613 --> 00:37:15,485 - Interesting. - In every business it's the right place... 430 00:37:15,529 --> 00:37:18,619 ...in the right moment. My right place: east Europe. 431 00:37:18,662 --> 00:37:22,362 Right place: end of 80s, beginning of 90s. 432 00:37:22,405 --> 00:37:23,928 And, er... 433 00:37:23,972 --> 00:37:26,757 So, business start, yeah? 434 00:37:26,801 --> 00:37:30,239 - In 80s, I was... - Baby? Can I have this one? 435 00:37:30,283 --> 00:37:31,980 - Yeah. - Yeah? 436 00:37:32,023 --> 00:37:33,677 - Yeah. - Thank you. 437 00:37:33,721 --> 00:37:35,244 - Yeah. - Love you. 438 00:37:35,288 --> 00:37:39,074 Yeah, yeah... So, in the beginning of 80s, 439 00:37:39,117 --> 00:37:41,990 I was only CEO 440 00:37:42,033 --> 00:37:46,299 in one agriculture "Kombinat", we called it. 441 00:37:46,342 --> 00:37:50,477 Hundred thousand pigs, two million chickens. 442 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,437 And we're getting some kind of monopoly. 443 00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:57,397 You can call me the King of the Shit! 444 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,921 - It was... - I love him. I love him! 445 00:37:59,964 --> 00:38:02,053 And when you have money, you know, 446 00:38:02,097 --> 00:38:05,361 you don't leave money to sleep, you understand? 447 00:38:05,405 --> 00:38:08,103 - Money must not sleep, you know. - Okay. 448 00:38:08,146 --> 00:38:12,020 So you put this money from this business, 449 00:38:12,063 --> 00:38:16,329 because factories shutting down... 450 00:38:18,374 --> 00:38:20,942 And the desert is tiramisu. 451 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:24,250 Or panna cotta, you like both of those. 452 00:38:27,035 --> 00:38:30,343 - Oh... you choose. - A-ha... 453 00:38:31,518 --> 00:38:34,260 You have the panna cotta, I'll have a tiramisu. 454 00:38:34,303 --> 00:38:35,696 Fine. 455 00:38:40,091 --> 00:38:41,397 Hello! 456 00:38:45,662 --> 00:38:47,011 Cheers. 457 00:38:52,321 --> 00:38:57,152 I'm Clementine. And this is my husband, Winston. 458 00:38:57,195 --> 00:38:59,154 We're from Great Britain. 459 00:39:12,733 --> 00:39:15,605 My name is Clementine. 460 00:39:15,649 --> 00:39:17,781 - And this is my husband, Winston. - Winston. 461 00:39:17,825 --> 00:39:19,566 We're from Great Britain. 462 00:39:23,483 --> 00:39:26,660 Hello. This is my wife, Therese. 463 00:39:26,703 --> 00:39:30,185 She understands you perfectly, but my wife had a stroke. 464 00:39:30,228 --> 00:39:33,580 Since then, she's suffering from a disability of speaking. 465 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,287 "In den... In den..." 466 00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:50,771 In den Wol...? 467 00:39:52,207 --> 00:39:54,122 - Wolken. - Wo... 468 00:39:54,165 --> 00:39:55,993 - Champagne, sir? - No, thank you. 469 00:39:56,037 --> 00:39:59,345 - What does it mean? - "Up in the clouds." 470 00:39:59,388 --> 00:40:01,347 Oh! How beautiful. 471 00:40:08,919 --> 00:40:11,008 - Bye, girls. - Bye. 472 00:40:11,052 --> 00:40:12,445 Take care. 473 00:40:15,361 --> 00:40:19,321 Nice to meet you, my friend. I hope I work with you again. 474 00:40:19,365 --> 00:40:21,367 It was a pleasure, Mario. 475 00:40:23,064 --> 00:40:25,109 - We're going to miss you. - Miss you already. 476 00:40:25,153 --> 00:40:27,155 - Take care. - Take care, you. 477 00:41:07,151 --> 00:41:08,936 Look at that. 478 00:41:11,329 --> 00:41:13,070 Sad, huh? 479 00:41:16,813 --> 00:41:18,728 He's hunting. 480 00:41:18,772 --> 00:41:20,991 - Huh? - He's hunting! 481 00:41:22,732 --> 00:41:24,212 Big dilemma. 482 00:41:25,343 --> 00:41:28,564 Should he take risk, or go to the room, huh? 483 00:41:32,220 --> 00:41:33,482 Come on. 484 00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:38,531 Look, look! 485 00:41:38,574 --> 00:41:41,447 Maybe has a little chance! 486 00:42:05,296 --> 00:42:06,950 Amazing... 487 00:42:10,214 --> 00:42:11,607 Wow. 488 00:42:14,088 --> 00:42:16,482 Sorry if I'm interrupting. 489 00:42:16,525 --> 00:42:19,267 Er... could you just do me a favor? 490 00:42:20,529 --> 00:42:23,097 I have this girl, who should be here with me, 491 00:42:23,140 --> 00:42:25,969 but couldn't come and... 492 00:42:26,013 --> 00:42:29,016 ...I would like to take a picture. Please. 493 00:42:30,191 --> 00:42:33,063 - Can you take my picture? - Oh, yeah, of course. 494 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:36,589 I'll stand over here. 495 00:42:38,025 --> 00:42:39,766 Oh! Sorry, sorry! 496 00:42:49,819 --> 00:42:51,386 Good? 497 00:42:51,429 --> 00:42:54,824 - Thank you very much. - A pleasure... 498 00:42:54,868 --> 00:42:57,435 - Have a nice evening. - Yeah, you, too. 499 00:43:02,484 --> 00:43:04,530 Excuse me? Mister? 500 00:43:05,531 --> 00:43:09,099 Hi! Eh... Can you please come back? 501 00:43:11,754 --> 00:43:13,756 You can leave your beer, it's okay. 502 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,411 - What? - You can leave your beer. 503 00:43:19,588 --> 00:43:21,721 - If you come in the middle... - Yeah? 504 00:43:21,764 --> 00:43:23,829 Then we can take a picture together, the three of us. 505 00:43:23,853 --> 00:43:26,247 Okay, nice! Nice! 506 00:43:26,290 --> 00:43:27,988 Yeah! 507 00:43:28,031 --> 00:43:30,033 - Now we're talking! - Yeah! 508 00:43:32,775 --> 00:43:35,604 More boobs, Yaya! More boobs! 509 00:43:35,648 --> 00:43:37,301 Oh... 510 00:43:38,607 --> 00:43:42,176 Thank you very much! You're very generous! 511 00:43:43,481 --> 00:43:46,180 I would like to do something generous to you. 512 00:43:46,223 --> 00:43:48,269 They have Rolex watches in the reception. 513 00:43:48,312 --> 00:43:50,706 We can go down there now, and I will buy you Rolex watches! 514 00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:53,187 - No, it's okay. Thank you. - No! I would like... 515 00:43:53,230 --> 00:43:55,581 It may sound strange, but I'm... 516 00:43:55,624 --> 00:43:59,367 What you just did here, it meant so much to me. 517 00:43:59,410 --> 00:44:01,499 So I can... 518 00:44:01,543 --> 00:44:03,327 I'm very rich. 519 00:44:03,371 --> 00:44:06,896 Yes, let's not beat around the bush. I'm very rich. 520 00:44:06,940 --> 00:44:08,811 - How rich are you? - Oh, I'm so... 521 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:12,772 I'm so fucking rich! I just sold my company. 522 00:44:12,815 --> 00:44:16,906 Yeah, I'm not drunk! I told you, I'm not feeling well. 523 00:44:16,950 --> 00:44:20,736 Do you have problem with that? 524 00:44:20,780 --> 00:44:23,086 Can't you respect that? 525 00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:24,958 - Good evening, sir. - Good evening. 526 00:44:25,001 --> 00:44:27,569 - Good evening, madam. - Good evening. 527 00:44:28,135 --> 00:44:30,703 Are you still there, Paula? 528 00:44:35,533 --> 00:44:37,710 - Thomas? - What is it? 529 00:44:37,753 --> 00:44:43,150 I just want to ask you when you're able to hold the Captain's Dinner? 530 00:44:43,193 --> 00:44:45,935 Oh, for fuck's sake... 531 00:44:45,979 --> 00:44:49,417 - I can't do the Captain's Dinner now! - No, I'm asking you a question, Thomas. 532 00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:53,726 When are you able to put on your uniform and be there for the guests? 533 00:44:54,552 --> 00:44:59,949 Oh... Okay. Well, what's the forecast? 534 00:44:59,993 --> 00:45:03,387 The weather's fine, Thomas. It's about when you can do it. 535 00:45:04,301 --> 00:45:06,434 Any day but Thursday. 536 00:45:06,477 --> 00:45:09,655 - Thurs... Thursday's good. - No. Thomas. 537 00:45:09,698 --> 00:45:11,395 - Thursday's bad. - Huh? 538 00:45:11,439 --> 00:45:14,355 We have a low-pressure zone moving in. Any day but Thursday. 539 00:45:14,398 --> 00:45:17,837 - Yes, Thursday! Okay! - Okay, Thomas, listen. 540 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:19,795 I'll come back and talk to you about this later. 541 00:45:19,839 --> 00:45:23,233 Paula! Every day, they eat dinner. 542 00:45:23,277 --> 00:45:28,108 And they're going to eat dinner Thursday as well. Right? 543 00:45:28,151 --> 00:45:31,938 Your most expensive champagne, and three glasses. 544 00:45:31,981 --> 00:45:34,027 - Is this your boyfriends? - Yeah. 545 00:45:34,897 --> 00:45:38,205 Guys, you take care of these girls now! 546 00:45:39,815 --> 00:45:43,863 They're really, really nice girls! Generous. Caring. 547 00:45:43,906 --> 00:45:46,082 You treat them right, you know! 548 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:49,216 You think they want some champagne? 549 00:45:49,259 --> 00:45:51,914 Okay, five glasses! Five glasses. 550 00:46:00,096 --> 00:46:01,881 Ludmilla... 551 00:46:01,924 --> 00:46:04,492 - I love you, baby! - Yeah, yeah... 552 00:46:07,625 --> 00:46:10,063 Dance with me! 553 00:46:10,106 --> 00:46:13,588 - I'm terrible at dancing. - What if I go? 554 00:46:14,545 --> 00:46:16,591 - Come on, dance with me! - No, no... 555 00:46:16,634 --> 00:46:18,636 Come on! Just a little bit. 556 00:46:19,855 --> 00:46:22,902 - No, I'm... I'm so... - Come on. Don't be shy! 557 00:46:22,945 --> 00:46:24,730 - No... - Why? I'm dancing. 558 00:46:24,773 --> 00:46:28,429 - No... I never dance. - Come on, dance with me. 559 00:46:28,472 --> 00:46:29,822 - I just don't. - Why not? 560 00:46:29,865 --> 00:46:32,999 - I don't like it. - Okay. 561 00:46:33,042 --> 00:46:36,654 - I feel embarrassed. - Alright, it's okay. Whatever... 562 00:47:19,393 --> 00:47:20,611 Carl? 563 00:47:22,875 --> 00:47:25,529 Carl? Are you jealous? 564 00:47:27,357 --> 00:47:30,317 Hey! Carl? 565 00:47:33,799 --> 00:47:36,584 - Who's Carl? - What? 566 00:47:40,501 --> 00:47:43,765 - You're not Carl? - No, no. I'm the pool guy. 567 00:47:43,809 --> 00:47:45,419 Ooh... 568 00:47:50,728 --> 00:47:54,384 Sorry about coming into the mansion, I just needed to get some tools. 569 00:47:54,428 --> 00:47:56,038 Oh? 570 00:48:00,477 --> 00:48:02,392 Over here... 571 00:48:05,439 --> 00:48:08,094 It's very inappropriate. 572 00:48:11,227 --> 00:48:12,838 What if my, er... 573 00:48:14,535 --> 00:48:16,058 ...husband comes home? 574 00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,843 Where is your husband? 575 00:48:17,886 --> 00:48:21,237 He really shouldn't be leaving such a beautiful girl on her own. 576 00:48:21,281 --> 00:48:24,066 Because it's very dangerous around here. 577 00:48:27,722 --> 00:48:29,898 - He's working. - Oh... 578 00:48:30,986 --> 00:48:33,206 - Always working... - Is he? 579 00:48:33,249 --> 00:48:35,904 Yeah. It's hot, huh? 580 00:48:35,948 --> 00:48:38,211 - Yeah, I'm very hot. - You should take that off. 581 00:48:38,254 --> 00:48:41,083 - Yeah? - Yeah. Ooh. 582 00:48:41,954 --> 00:48:43,390 Ooh! 583 00:48:47,742 --> 00:48:52,007 The thing is, your husband pays me a lot of money, you see. 584 00:48:52,051 --> 00:48:57,360 So, I do have to just make sure I'm doing my job properly. 585 00:48:57,404 --> 00:48:59,667 - Okay? - You check the pipes. 586 00:48:59,710 --> 00:49:01,495 Yeah, is there any... 587 00:49:02,235 --> 00:49:04,890 ...is there any down here that need to be... 588 00:49:06,413 --> 00:49:10,460 ...unblocked, or... is everything okay? 589 00:49:13,855 --> 00:49:15,944 You're sure you're the right guy for the job? 590 00:49:15,988 --> 00:49:18,860 I am, I am. I'm very qualified. 591 00:49:18,904 --> 00:49:21,036 Hmm... Let me see. 592 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:54,896 Do you know what people regret on their deathbed? 593 00:49:54,940 --> 00:49:56,550 Can you turn the phone? 594 00:49:56,593 --> 00:49:58,204 - No. - No? 595 00:49:58,247 --> 00:50:01,424 That they were working too much, seven out of ten people regret 596 00:50:01,468 --> 00:50:05,733 throwing away their lives on stupid and pointless jobs. 597 00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:11,304 - Can I get you anything to drink? - More champagne, please. 598 00:50:11,347 --> 00:50:15,917 I don't know, I was just born into this life. It was not my fault. 599 00:50:15,961 --> 00:50:20,661 And when this happened, I... I just felt like, "Why? Why?" 600 00:50:20,704 --> 00:50:24,099 - Life is so unfair. - Yeah. 601 00:50:24,143 --> 00:50:26,754 We are all equal. 602 00:50:26,797 --> 00:50:29,626 - That is so true. - Everyone's equal. 603 00:50:38,418 --> 00:50:41,812 Is there anything you wish for? 604 00:50:43,118 --> 00:50:47,601 - Sorry? - Is there anything you... wish for? 605 00:50:48,863 --> 00:50:51,909 Well... Well, I don't know. 606 00:50:53,999 --> 00:50:56,827 That's so sweet of you, madam, but I'm perfectly fine. 607 00:50:56,871 --> 00:51:01,919 But, but, but, but if today was your last day alive... 608 00:51:03,269 --> 00:51:07,229 - ...hmm... what would you wish for? - I have no idea. 609 00:51:08,665 --> 00:51:12,669 - Have you been for a swim today? - No, not today. 610 00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:16,934 Why don't you go for a swim right now? 611 00:51:19,241 --> 00:51:22,244 Because this is exactly what I'm talking about. 612 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:25,856 That's so kind of you, madam, but unfortunately we're not allowed 613 00:51:25,900 --> 00:51:28,772 to go for a swim during working hours, so... 614 00:51:28,816 --> 00:51:31,384 I want all the staff to go for a swim! 615 00:51:31,427 --> 00:51:34,561 I want you all to go for a swim! 616 00:51:34,604 --> 00:51:39,783 I really feel that I've had one of these moments. 617 00:51:39,827 --> 00:51:43,918 Yeah, well, today might be a little bit problematic... 618 00:51:43,961 --> 00:51:45,224 Problematic? 619 00:51:45,267 --> 00:51:47,095 Cos today we have the Captain's Dinner. 620 00:51:47,139 --> 00:51:51,404 Who cares about the Captain's Dinner? This will only take half an hour. 621 00:51:51,447 --> 00:51:53,406 Come on, now. 622 00:51:53,449 --> 00:51:55,712 You work too hard, come on. 623 00:51:57,149 --> 00:52:00,630 - Yeah, well, let me see what I can do. - Merci! 624 00:52:10,858 --> 00:52:14,122 No, no, no! Come back! Come back, please. 625 00:52:14,166 --> 00:52:17,734 Please come back. I have a better idea. 626 00:52:18,605 --> 00:52:20,607 - Sit down. - Okay. 627 00:52:22,174 --> 00:52:25,133 Let's reverse roles. 628 00:52:25,177 --> 00:52:28,354 - Sorry? - Just change roles. 629 00:52:30,182 --> 00:52:34,534 You... chillax in the jacuzzi, and I'll get the captain. 630 00:52:34,577 --> 00:52:36,101 Oh... well... 631 00:52:36,144 --> 00:52:40,061 Come on! Just be in the moment, like I was. Please! 632 00:52:40,105 --> 00:52:42,542 - Yeah, but... - Come, come, I know you want to. 633 00:52:42,585 --> 00:52:44,848 - Come on! - Yes, I do but... 634 00:52:44,892 --> 00:52:47,068 But there might be a problem for me, if I... 635 00:52:47,112 --> 00:52:49,984 Now I have to be the authority. 636 00:52:50,027 --> 00:52:52,726 - Yeah, well, I have my clothes on... - Shut up, shut up, shut up! 637 00:52:52,769 --> 00:52:54,336 Shut up! Now! 638 00:52:56,512 --> 00:53:00,125 I command you, enjoy the moment! 639 00:53:03,302 --> 00:53:05,652 - N-now? - Please. 640 00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,049 - No. - No? 641 00:53:12,093 --> 00:53:14,008 - No. - What? 642 00:53:15,096 --> 00:53:16,967 - You say "no" to me? - No. No! 643 00:53:17,011 --> 00:53:18,665 - So it's "yes"? - Yes... No. 644 00:53:18,708 --> 00:53:21,146 - "Yes" or "no"? - I'm saying... 645 00:53:22,364 --> 00:53:24,236 Sorry, I'm saying, n... 646 00:53:25,062 --> 00:53:26,368 I'm saying... 647 00:53:27,413 --> 00:53:30,981 - Yes. - Yes! Ha-ha! 648 00:53:31,025 --> 00:53:34,202 Don't worry. Dimitrios will buy the yacht. 649 00:53:34,246 --> 00:53:36,335 Come on! Sit down, sit down. 650 00:53:36,378 --> 00:53:39,468 - Okay, I'm going in. - Quick, quick, quick... Yes! 651 00:53:45,257 --> 00:53:47,041 - This wonderful Miss... - Alicia. 652 00:53:58,226 --> 00:54:00,881 Darius? I need your help. 653 00:54:00,924 --> 00:54:05,015 I need you tell one of the guests that the crew can't go for a swim. 654 00:54:05,059 --> 00:54:06,582 Why? 655 00:54:06,626 --> 00:54:08,604 Well, I told them it's not possible because of the dinner, 656 00:54:08,628 --> 00:54:11,544 but they want to hear it from the captain in person. 657 00:54:11,587 --> 00:54:14,286 So I went to Thomas' cabin, I knocked on it, he's not there. 658 00:54:14,329 --> 00:54:17,114 He's not responding. I can't get a hold of him, so... 659 00:54:17,158 --> 00:54:19,310 Could you just please go and tell them it's not possible? 660 00:54:19,334 --> 00:54:22,555 - That would be a big help. - Can't you just go for a swim? 661 00:54:22,598 --> 00:54:24,861 No. I mean, that would be the easiest, 662 00:54:24,905 --> 00:54:27,821 but they want us to go from the water slide and... 663 00:54:27,864 --> 00:54:31,041 It's not even funny. Why are you laughing, Erik? 664 00:54:31,085 --> 00:54:33,435 - Why are you even here? - I'm on my break. 665 00:54:33,479 --> 00:54:36,221 Well, your break is over. Go back to work. 666 00:54:36,264 --> 00:54:39,833 It's not even installed yet, it will take forever, and I don't have that time. 667 00:54:39,876 --> 00:54:42,923 The chef has started the dinner, I need the prep-time. 668 00:54:42,966 --> 00:54:44,806 So please go and tell them it's not possible... 669 00:54:44,838 --> 00:54:47,188 I'm not going to go and talk to some crazy Russians. 670 00:54:47,232 --> 00:54:49,625 It's not crazy Russians, it's very rich Russians. 671 00:54:49,669 --> 00:54:50,887 Same thing. 672 00:54:50,931 --> 00:54:53,020 Go and solve this problem first, and then... 673 00:54:53,063 --> 00:54:55,457 No! We're done. 674 00:54:55,501 --> 00:54:59,548 - Why won't you do this? - Go and take a swim. Jesus... 675 00:54:59,592 --> 00:55:01,333 - Hello, sir! - Hello. 676 00:55:01,376 --> 00:55:05,119 - Can I help you? - I was just looking. 677 00:55:05,162 --> 00:55:07,295 - You want to see the bridge? - If possible. 678 00:55:07,339 --> 00:55:11,256 Of course. I can get the First Officer. He's not doing anything right now. 679 00:55:12,300 --> 00:55:14,737 - Could you show the guest the bridge? - Yes, of course. 680 00:55:14,781 --> 00:55:16,609 Welcome to the bridge. 681 00:55:16,652 --> 00:55:19,786 I'm Darius. Nice to meet you. 682 00:55:32,494 --> 00:55:33,930 Thomas? 683 00:55:37,673 --> 00:55:39,284 Thomas? Hello? 684 00:55:46,378 --> 00:55:48,858 - Good afternoon. - Good afternoon. 685 00:55:48,902 --> 00:55:54,037 - Actually... I have a question. - Yes, of course. 686 00:55:54,081 --> 00:55:57,302 Yesterday, I was up on the sundeck. 687 00:55:57,345 --> 00:56:00,392 And the sun was shining, everything was perfect. 688 00:56:00,435 --> 00:56:02,785 But then I looked at the sails. 689 00:56:02,829 --> 00:56:04,744 - The sails? - Yes. 690 00:56:04,787 --> 00:56:07,399 And they were... a bit dirty. 691 00:56:07,442 --> 00:56:09,792 - Oh! - Yeah. 692 00:56:09,836 --> 00:56:11,664 - Oh... - Yeah. 693 00:56:18,888 --> 00:56:20,325 Hello? 694 00:56:21,630 --> 00:56:22,631 Hi. 695 00:56:26,461 --> 00:56:30,465 Yeah, but do you realize the food down here is going to be bad? 696 00:56:32,119 --> 00:56:33,425 Okay, bye. 697 00:56:34,251 --> 00:56:37,342 Okay, guys, listen up. You are going to swim. 698 00:56:37,385 --> 00:56:40,083 So, bring your swimming pants, and go to the main deck 699 00:56:40,127 --> 00:56:42,521 as quick as possible, okay? 700 00:56:42,564 --> 00:56:46,699 Come on! Chop, chop! You're going to water slide. 701 00:56:46,742 --> 00:56:48,353 Have fun! 702 00:57:30,525 --> 00:57:31,961 Thomas? 703 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:40,056 Thomas? 704 00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:45,758 'Good afternoon. 705 00:57:45,801 --> 00:57:48,456 'I hope that everyone has had a great day so far, 706 00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:52,242 'and that you're looking forward to the Captain's Dinner tonight. 707 00:57:52,286 --> 00:57:56,595 'We would like to inform you that we have a slight change in the schedule. 708 00:57:56,638 --> 00:57:59,772 'The Captain's Dinner will be held at 8:30, 709 00:57:59,815 --> 00:58:03,036 'and not at 8:00, as it says on the daily program. 710 00:58:03,079 --> 00:58:07,127 'I repeat: the Captain's Dinner will be held at 8:30. 711 00:58:07,170 --> 00:58:08,389 'Thank you.' 712 00:58:08,433 --> 00:58:10,391 Why the push? 713 00:58:10,435 --> 00:58:13,133 Cos the crew's going for a... a swim. 714 00:58:13,873 --> 00:58:16,789 It's a request from one of the Russians. 715 00:58:17,659 --> 00:58:22,272 - From the water slide. - Oh, my God! This I gotta see. 716 00:58:22,316 --> 00:58:24,666 Whoa, whoa! Do you want to change first? 717 00:58:24,710 --> 00:58:28,453 - Oh, Alessandra! How are you? - Alicia. 718 00:58:28,496 --> 00:58:31,151 - Al...? - Can you leave us for a bit, please? 719 00:58:31,194 --> 00:58:32,935 Let's go inside, yeah? 720 00:58:32,979 --> 00:58:34,937 I think you need to change if you wanna go up... 721 00:58:34,981 --> 00:58:36,678 Yeah, yeah... 722 00:58:36,722 --> 00:58:38,593 - Let's go inside and talk. - No, no... 723 00:58:39,594 --> 00:58:41,466 Are you okay, man? 724 00:58:42,858 --> 00:58:44,469 - Good. - Yeah? 725 00:58:45,861 --> 00:58:48,734 - Very good. - We have four and a half hours left. 726 00:58:48,777 --> 00:58:50,736 Until the Captain's Dinner. 727 00:58:50,779 --> 00:58:54,087 You chill in your room, have little nap. I'll be back in a couple of hours. 728 00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:56,350 And we'll... go together. 729 00:58:56,393 --> 00:58:58,395 Yeah? 730 00:59:01,877 --> 00:59:03,662 Darius... 731 00:59:03,705 --> 00:59:05,446 Look at you! 732 00:59:05,490 --> 00:59:10,495 What are you all worked up about? I'm fine! Just totally fine. 733 00:59:10,538 --> 00:59:13,976 - Yeah? - Completely, a hundred percent... 734 00:59:15,282 --> 00:59:17,240 ...fine. 735 00:59:19,634 --> 00:59:21,593 - Mohammed! Mohammed! - What? 736 00:59:21,636 --> 00:59:23,551 Come! Let's go! Come, come! 737 00:59:23,595 --> 00:59:26,641 - What? - Let's go! 738 00:59:28,295 --> 00:59:30,340 Oh! Whoo! 739 00:59:32,038 --> 00:59:33,518 Wonderful! 740 00:59:37,391 --> 00:59:39,611 - Some champagne. - Bravo! 741 00:59:48,620 --> 00:59:51,884 Are we enjoying ourselves? Yes! 742 01:00:30,836 --> 01:00:33,926 If you just stand here, and they will be coming to you. 743 01:00:33,969 --> 01:00:37,451 - Okay. - Let me see you. Okay. 744 01:00:39,409 --> 01:00:41,629 - Okay! - Thank you, Paula. 745 01:00:41,673 --> 01:00:44,023 - Just one night, that's all. - Okay. 746 01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:48,854 Darius, could you stand next to him? Just to make sure... 747 01:00:54,381 --> 01:00:56,731 - Okay? You're ready? - Thank you. 748 01:00:56,775 --> 01:00:58,254 - Yep. - Yes. 749 01:00:59,647 --> 01:01:02,215 Okay, let's get ready to open the doors. 750 01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:04,696 Open on my signal, yes? 751 01:01:06,523 --> 01:01:08,003 And... go. 752 01:01:12,704 --> 01:01:14,140 Good evening. 753 01:01:14,183 --> 01:01:16,359 - Welcome to the Captain's Dinner. - Thank you. 754 01:01:16,403 --> 01:01:19,362 - Would you like a glass of champagne? - Thank you very much. 755 01:01:19,406 --> 01:01:22,278 Good evening. Welcome to the Captain's Dinner. 756 01:01:22,322 --> 01:01:23,889 Hi... Hi! 757 01:01:23,932 --> 01:01:26,718 Good evening. Enjoying your cruise? 758 01:01:28,154 --> 01:01:30,373 - Welcome. - Hello, ma'am. 759 01:01:30,417 --> 01:01:32,854 Nice to meet you. Enjoy your dinner. 760 01:01:34,726 --> 01:01:37,380 Oh, hello, ma'am. How are you? 761 01:01:37,424 --> 01:01:39,382 Enjoy your dinner. 762 01:01:39,426 --> 01:01:41,776 Hope the weather's not too rough on you. 763 01:01:43,169 --> 01:01:44,997 - Hello, sir. - Hi. 764 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,607 - Welcome. - Thank you. 765 01:01:46,651 --> 01:01:48,740 Nice to meet you. Enjoy your dinner. 766 01:01:48,783 --> 01:01:51,264 - Hello, sir. - Good evening. Jarmo Bjoorkman... 767 01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:53,658 I have a question. I'm sorry. 768 01:01:55,311 --> 01:01:58,227 - Yesterday, I was up on deck. - Yes. 769 01:01:58,271 --> 01:02:01,883 And it was so beautiful. Everything was fantastic. 770 01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:04,059 But then, I saw the sails. 771 01:02:04,756 --> 01:02:06,714 The sails? 772 01:02:06,758 --> 01:02:08,368 - The sails, yes. - Oh... 773 01:02:08,411 --> 01:02:11,893 Yeah. And they were dirt-gray. 774 01:02:13,416 --> 01:02:15,680 Do you think it's possible to wash them? 775 01:02:15,723 --> 01:02:19,727 Well, I don't think that's possible, ma'am, because, er... 776 01:02:19,771 --> 01:02:23,122 - ...this is a motorized vessel. - Yeah. 777 01:02:23,165 --> 01:02:25,559 So, we don't have any sails. 778 01:02:28,475 --> 01:02:31,130 Maybe it was the sundeck roof? 779 01:02:31,173 --> 01:02:35,917 - Well... Are you sure? - I'm sure. 780 01:02:51,846 --> 01:02:54,153 Yes. He says yes. 781 01:02:54,196 --> 01:02:56,329 - It was sails. - Magnus says yes. 782 01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:57,547 Yes. 783 01:02:58,635 --> 01:03:00,855 Jesus Christ... 784 01:03:00,899 --> 01:03:03,510 Well, then, in that case, 785 01:03:03,553 --> 01:03:05,817 we will clean the sails. 786 01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:08,950 - Yes. - Of course. 787 01:03:08,994 --> 01:03:12,606 I'm sure we can find a solution for you. I'm sure... 788 01:03:12,649 --> 01:03:14,826 - Can I escort you to a table? - Okay. 789 01:03:14,869 --> 01:03:16,958 - Enjoy your dinner. - Thank you. 790 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:20,353 Well... Jarmo Bjoorkman. I'm sitting at your table. 791 01:03:20,396 --> 01:03:22,572 - Oh! Good, good. - Hello, Jarmo. 792 01:03:22,616 --> 01:03:24,357 Are you also sitting at the captain's table? 793 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:25,488 Yes, I am. 794 01:03:25,532 --> 01:03:28,100 - Is it this one? - Yes. Go ahead. 795 01:03:28,143 --> 01:03:29,797 Oh, Lord... 796 01:03:42,375 --> 01:03:44,725 It's not so much apps as code. 797 01:03:44,769 --> 01:03:48,990 I create code for apps. So you can program... 798 01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:54,604 So, I sell my codes and my skills to different tech companies. 799 01:03:56,171 --> 01:04:01,786 And then, the game makers are pitching ideas to me. 800 01:04:01,829 --> 01:04:03,570 Sir. 801 01:04:07,879 --> 01:04:09,315 So, good evening. 802 01:04:09,358 --> 01:04:11,621 For tonight's first meal, we will be serving you 803 01:04:11,665 --> 01:04:14,799 some delicious oysters with some black Russian caviar. 804 01:04:14,842 --> 01:04:17,671 - Please enjoy. - Thank you. 805 01:04:24,286 --> 01:04:27,289 - Are we enjoying the food? - Yes, very much. 806 01:04:35,776 --> 01:04:38,257 So, what business do you have together? 807 01:04:38,300 --> 01:04:40,563 Oh, it's a family business. 808 01:04:40,607 --> 01:04:43,740 Producing products in precision engineering. 809 01:04:45,133 --> 01:04:46,918 What do you manufacture? 810 01:04:46,961 --> 01:04:50,008 Well, our products have been employed in upholding democracy 811 01:04:50,051 --> 01:04:52,227 all over the world. 812 01:04:57,972 --> 01:04:59,844 What product is that? 813 01:04:59,887 --> 01:05:03,412 Basically, our best-selling product is the hand grenade. 814 01:05:05,197 --> 01:05:07,112 Sorry, the what? 815 01:05:07,155 --> 01:05:09,375 The hand grenade, dear. 816 01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:18,079 For a long time, it was the personal exploding device. 817 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:22,779 But then came those UN regulations, and messed everything up. 818 01:05:22,823 --> 01:05:26,087 A personal exploding device... 819 01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:27,741 Excuse me. 820 01:05:27,784 --> 01:05:32,050 ...is a very complicated word for a land mine. 821 01:05:32,093 --> 01:05:34,530 Yeah... 822 01:05:35,836 --> 01:05:40,058 Those regulations trimmed... 25% off on profits. 823 01:05:40,101 --> 01:05:42,887 - Yeah. - It was hard times for us, but... 824 01:05:43,757 --> 01:05:47,543 - We pulled together, didn't we? - Yes, we did, darling. 825 01:05:47,587 --> 01:05:50,111 And we still love each other. 826 01:05:50,155 --> 01:05:51,983 - A toast! - Oh, yeah. 827 01:05:52,897 --> 01:05:55,900 Er... to love! 828 01:05:57,292 --> 01:05:58,554 - To love. - To love. 829 01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:10,436 - Sir. - Madam. 830 01:06:15,267 --> 01:06:18,879 This is our sea urchin, with an emulsion of sea weed. 831 01:06:18,923 --> 01:06:22,927 On top, you've got black truffle, caviar, chili oil, 832 01:06:22,970 --> 01:06:25,668 and a drizzle of yuzu vinaigrette. 833 01:06:25,712 --> 01:06:27,453 - Enjoy! - Thank you. 834 01:06:31,152 --> 01:06:33,589 - Hmm! - Hmm... 835 01:06:40,857 --> 01:06:43,991 - Are you enjoying yourself? - Yes. 836 01:06:44,035 --> 01:06:45,993 Madam. 837 01:07:06,622 --> 01:07:08,102 Sir. 838 01:07:09,103 --> 01:07:10,887 Madam. 839 01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:15,153 - So are you feeling a bit seasick? - Yes, a bit. 840 01:07:15,196 --> 01:07:17,459 Yes, so I think it would be better to eat something, 841 01:07:17,503 --> 01:07:20,201 because seasickness is worse on an empty stomach. 842 01:07:43,050 --> 01:07:44,356 Sir. 843 01:07:52,146 --> 01:07:56,107 So, now we are serving some hamburger with french fries for the captain. 844 01:07:56,150 --> 01:07:58,109 And for you, we have something really special. 845 01:07:58,152 --> 01:08:02,374 We have grilled and smoked octopus along with some caramelized lemon, 846 01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:05,812 and on top, beautiful garden flowers. Please enjoy. 847 01:08:07,118 --> 01:08:09,468 I'm not a fan of fine dining. 848 01:08:12,384 --> 01:08:14,386 Are you okay? 849 01:08:21,088 --> 01:08:24,848 Madam? Dagueneau, French, Sauvignon blanc? 850 01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:28,095 Champagne. 851 01:08:32,447 --> 01:08:33,883 Quick! 852 01:08:39,193 --> 01:08:40,977 Sante! 853 01:08:41,848 --> 01:08:45,547 If you feel seasick, you should try and eat something, ma'am. 854 01:08:45,591 --> 01:08:48,768 Oh, are you okay? 855 01:08:48,811 --> 01:08:52,641 Are you alright, sir? 856 01:08:53,729 --> 01:08:55,862 Sir? 857 01:09:07,482 --> 01:09:09,484 I'm good... 858 01:09:12,444 --> 01:09:14,402 Excuse me. 859 01:09:14,446 --> 01:09:16,622 - Are you okay? - I'm afraid not... 860 01:09:18,754 --> 01:09:20,843 How are you? 861 01:09:22,628 --> 01:09:25,892 Oh, my God! Oh! 862 01:09:25,935 --> 01:09:27,415 Please. 863 01:09:27,459 --> 01:09:29,722 Oh, oh, oh, oh... 864 01:09:29,765 --> 01:09:33,029 - Oh, my darling. - More champagne... 865 01:09:34,161 --> 01:09:36,120 Maybe you should have some water? 866 01:09:36,163 --> 01:09:37,512 Champagne. 867 01:09:37,556 --> 01:09:40,080 Champagne? You should not drink champagne now. 868 01:09:40,124 --> 01:09:41,995 Take some water, please. 869 01:09:44,650 --> 01:09:47,653 Okay. It's helping. She's fine. Yeah... 870 01:09:51,613 --> 01:09:55,661 Okay, the restroom. Let's go, I've got you. 871 01:09:55,704 --> 01:09:58,620 - More wine, sir? - Ludmilla, don't leave me! 872 01:10:10,937 --> 01:10:12,765 You okay? 873 01:10:20,555 --> 01:10:21,991 Darius? 874 01:10:23,863 --> 01:10:27,345 - He doesn't look well. - You okay? Feeling seasick, sir? 875 01:10:27,388 --> 01:10:30,261 Is it your chest? Here, chest pains. 876 01:10:30,304 --> 01:10:32,611 - Grilled octopus... - Ginger candy? 877 01:10:33,916 --> 01:10:36,571 Oh, ma'am. Thank you for tonight. 878 01:10:38,269 --> 01:10:42,795 Everybody, let's try to keep calm. Take your seats. 879 01:10:42,838 --> 01:10:46,015 Er... the next course is going to be wonderful. 880 01:10:46,059 --> 01:10:48,757 Ginger candy? It's good if you're seasick. 881 01:10:48,801 --> 01:10:50,803 Ginger candy? It's good if you're seasick. 882 01:10:51,673 --> 01:10:53,675 Stay calm, everybody, everything is fine. 883 01:10:57,853 --> 01:11:01,814 Excuse us. Excuse me. Make way, please. 884 01:11:01,857 --> 01:11:03,816 Are you okay? 885 01:11:03,859 --> 01:11:06,253 Keep moving, everything is fine. Everything is fine. 886 01:11:06,297 --> 01:11:07,820 I'm gonna open your shirt. 887 01:11:07,863 --> 01:11:09,604 - Is it a stroke? - I don't know. 888 01:11:09,648 --> 01:11:11,084 Everybody, stay calm! 889 01:11:12,955 --> 01:11:15,871 Erik! Erik! The defibrillator right now! 890 01:11:18,874 --> 01:11:22,226 - Careful! Careful! - Thank you for tonight. 891 01:11:22,269 --> 01:11:24,576 Thank you for tonight. Thank you. 892 01:11:24,619 --> 01:11:28,014 - Just clean up now. - Take some deep breaths for me, sir. 893 01:11:44,030 --> 01:11:45,945 Oh, oh! 894 01:11:45,988 --> 01:11:50,341 - That's okay, madam. - Hey... There, there. 895 01:11:50,384 --> 01:11:52,995 I'm glad the hat came in useful. 896 01:11:53,039 --> 01:11:56,477 - So sorry, darling... - No, no. It's nothing at all. 897 01:12:03,919 --> 01:12:06,618 Ha! Okay, here we are. 898 01:12:08,010 --> 01:12:09,360 Thank you. 899 01:12:11,405 --> 01:12:15,844 I have a joke. Do you know how to tell a communist? 900 01:12:17,368 --> 01:12:20,153 It's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. 901 01:12:20,196 --> 01:12:24,070 And do you know how to tell an anti-communist? 902 01:12:24,113 --> 01:12:25,593 Uh-huh. 903 01:12:25,637 --> 01:12:30,381 It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. Ha-ha! 904 01:12:30,424 --> 01:12:33,471 It's Ronald Reagan. Funny guy! 905 01:12:33,514 --> 01:12:38,171 "Never argue with an idiot, they'll only bring you down to their level 906 01:12:38,214 --> 01:12:41,261 "and beat you with experience." Mark Twain. 907 01:12:41,305 --> 01:12:43,698 Oh-oh... Okay. 908 01:12:43,742 --> 01:12:46,266 Ronald Reagan, he said also, 909 01:12:46,310 --> 01:12:51,010 "Socialism works only in heaven where they don't need it, 910 01:12:51,053 --> 01:12:55,101 "and in hell where they already have it." 911 01:12:55,144 --> 01:12:58,365 - That's... that's pretty good. - Yeah? 912 01:12:58,409 --> 01:13:00,672 Okay. Hold on... I've got one here. 913 01:13:01,716 --> 01:13:03,501 Oh, oh, oh, no, I have one! 914 01:13:03,544 --> 01:13:08,549 "Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell." 915 01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:10,682 - Ah... - That's Edward Abbey. 916 01:13:10,725 --> 01:13:15,382 Listen: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually 917 01:13:15,426 --> 01:13:18,516 "run out of other people's money." 918 01:13:18,559 --> 01:13:21,780 - Margaret Thatcher. - You're going to like this one... 919 01:13:21,823 --> 01:13:26,828 "The last capitalist we hang will be the one who sold us the rope." 920 01:13:26,872 --> 01:13:30,354 - Karl Marx. - Oh! Shit! 921 01:13:30,963 --> 01:13:34,140 Okay! Okay, okay, okay... 922 01:13:38,492 --> 01:13:42,148 - Sorry. - Dear God! 923 01:13:45,238 --> 01:13:47,501 Okay. A classic. 924 01:13:47,545 --> 01:13:50,983 "The most powerful single force in the world today 925 01:13:51,026 --> 01:13:55,857 "is man's eternal desire to be free and independent." 926 01:13:55,901 --> 01:13:58,120 - Kennedy. - Okay. 927 01:13:58,164 --> 01:14:01,646 "Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same 928 01:14:01,689 --> 01:14:03,604 "as it was in ancient Greece. 929 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:06,520 "Freedom... for slave owners." 930 01:14:06,564 --> 01:14:08,783 I know. Vladimir Lenin! 931 01:14:10,916 --> 01:14:12,352 - School. - Ah... 932 01:14:15,660 --> 01:14:19,446 A Russian capitalist, and an American communist. 933 01:14:19,490 --> 01:14:23,058 On a $250-million luxury yacht. 934 01:14:45,254 --> 01:14:46,647 Very good! 935 01:14:47,518 --> 01:14:49,345 Drink, my friend! 936 01:14:49,389 --> 01:14:52,044 Drink, you're supposed to drain it. 937 01:14:52,087 --> 01:14:54,176 - Come on. - Okay. 938 01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:55,526 Drink! 939 01:14:57,136 --> 01:15:00,574 - Dimitry, stay focused! Stay focused. - Okay. Okay, okay. 940 01:15:00,618 --> 01:15:02,446 - Drink! - Okay. 941 01:15:04,970 --> 01:15:07,189 - Red or black? - Black. 942 01:15:07,233 --> 01:15:08,495 Very good. 943 01:15:09,453 --> 01:15:12,412 - Red or black? - Er... black. 944 01:15:13,195 --> 01:15:14,806 Have a drink. 945 01:15:20,202 --> 01:15:21,465 Okay... 946 01:15:23,379 --> 01:15:25,120 - Red or black? - Black. 947 01:15:25,164 --> 01:15:27,296 Very good! 948 01:15:27,340 --> 01:15:29,473 - Red. - Take a drink! 949 01:15:30,648 --> 01:15:32,432 Wow... 950 01:15:37,655 --> 01:15:38,873 Red or black? 951 01:15:40,135 --> 01:15:42,050 Er... 952 01:15:47,142 --> 01:15:49,405 - Red. - Drink, my friend! 953 01:15:50,581 --> 01:15:52,496 You... You haven't got a one! 954 01:16:04,682 --> 01:16:07,293 Shh! 955 01:16:25,529 --> 01:16:27,182 'Shit! 956 01:16:29,576 --> 01:16:31,665 'I sell shit.' 957 01:16:31,709 --> 01:16:33,711 I sell shit. 958 01:16:34,668 --> 01:16:36,017 Shit. 959 01:16:49,553 --> 01:16:52,904 The ship is going under. 960 01:16:52,947 --> 01:16:55,080 'The ship is going under!' 961 01:16:58,344 --> 01:17:00,781 'Mayday.' 962 01:17:01,739 --> 01:17:06,526 'Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! The ship is going under! 963 01:17:07,135 --> 01:17:09,834 'This is an emergency call. 964 01:17:10,965 --> 01:17:13,185 'The ship is going under!' 965 01:17:20,671 --> 01:17:23,021 Ma'am? Are you okay, ma'am? 966 01:17:23,064 --> 01:17:25,980 'The ship is not going under. 967 01:17:31,159 --> 01:17:36,251 'This is the new owner of the ship speaking! 968 01:17:36,295 --> 01:17:39,690 'And as the communist captain 969 01:17:39,733 --> 01:17:44,782 'now is setting course for Cuba, 970 01:17:44,825 --> 01:17:47,959 'we want to discuss politics with you!' 971 01:17:48,002 --> 01:17:51,005 Stop! 972 01:17:51,049 --> 01:17:55,357 - Relax. I will buy... - I'm not a communist! 973 01:17:55,401 --> 01:17:58,752 I am not a communist. I'm a Marxist. 974 01:17:58,796 --> 01:18:01,668 Or actually, you don't have a choice. 975 01:18:01,712 --> 01:18:07,195 Just like in a communist dictatorship, you have to listen. 976 01:18:07,239 --> 01:18:09,937 - 'You can't even turn off the volume!' - Thomas? 977 01:18:09,981 --> 01:18:12,113 - 'But I can.' - Thomas? 978 01:18:12,157 --> 01:18:17,858 'Turn it down, and I can turn it up! 979 01:18:17,902 --> 01:18:20,165 'Up! Up! Up! 980 01:18:21,688 --> 01:18:25,997 'New owner of the ship is speaking!' 981 01:18:27,738 --> 01:18:29,827 - 'Dimitri!' - 'Oh, okay! 982 01:18:29,870 --> 01:18:34,092 - 'But you, you are communist, huh?' - 'I'm not, no!' 983 01:18:34,745 --> 01:18:38,270 'Karl Marx wrote "The Communist Manifesto". 984 01:18:38,313 --> 01:18:41,839 - 'So you are a communist.' - 'No! No! There's a difference.' 985 01:18:41,882 --> 01:18:46,017 'In materialism, you... you believe in theory. You are idealist.' 986 01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:49,977 'This thing is... This thing is on. Sorry. 987 01:18:50,021 --> 01:18:53,981 'But while I have you, let me just say that, er... 988 01:18:54,025 --> 01:18:59,291 'we are not on our way to tax paradise, that's for sure.' 989 01:19:01,902 --> 01:19:06,037 'We all know about your tax planning, your tax avoidance, 990 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:09,040 'you don't pay your fair share...' 991 01:19:09,083 --> 01:19:12,304 'Stop bullshit and pay taxes!' 992 01:19:12,347 --> 01:19:16,700 Pay taxes! Stop the bullshit and pay taxes! 993 01:19:16,743 --> 01:19:21,226 Yes, that is from your resident Russian capitalist pig. 994 01:19:22,531 --> 01:19:26,318 'I'm not angry with you, it's like Karl Marx said: 995 01:19:26,361 --> 01:19:30,061 '"Anything human is not alien to me." 996 01:19:30,104 --> 01:19:35,893 'And I understand that your greedy behavior is just the result 997 01:19:35,936 --> 01:19:39,331 'of your position in a financial hierarchy. 998 01:19:39,374 --> 01:19:42,726 'That you're rich. That you're filthy rich. 999 01:19:45,250 --> 01:19:50,037 'But you can't be rich, and expect the rest of the world to be poor.' 1000 01:19:50,081 --> 01:19:52,518 And while you're swimming in abundance, 1001 01:19:52,561 --> 01:19:56,217 the rest of the world is drowning in misery. 1002 01:19:57,262 --> 01:19:59,699 That's not the way it's meant to be. 1003 01:20:02,397 --> 01:20:05,618 And I know you have a good heart in there, somewhere. 1004 01:20:06,532 --> 01:20:10,318 You filthy, capitalist, Russian pig. 1005 01:20:11,450 --> 01:20:13,887 You have a good heart. 1006 01:20:13,931 --> 01:20:18,326 You're not just a crazy Russian... shit seller. 1007 01:20:20,154 --> 01:20:23,201 I'm not a great... Hey! I'm not a great... 1008 01:20:23,244 --> 01:20:24,942 Sosh... I'm a shit sho... 1009 01:20:24,985 --> 01:20:29,773 I'm a shit sho... I'm a shit socialist. 1010 01:20:29,816 --> 01:20:32,906 Because I have too much. 1011 01:20:32,950 --> 01:20:36,823 I have too much abundance in my life. I'm not... I'm not even... 1012 01:20:36,867 --> 01:20:40,392 I... I'm not a worthy socialist. 1013 01:20:42,176 --> 01:20:44,483 I'm a shit shoshialist. 1014 01:20:45,876 --> 01:20:47,834 - Open the door. - Hey! 1015 01:20:47,878 --> 01:20:50,184 - Is it locked? - Yeah. 1016 01:20:50,228 --> 01:20:52,796 - Thomas? - Open the door. 1017 01:20:55,146 --> 01:20:58,845 - Open the door, Thomas. - I'm so sorry, that was irresponsible. 1018 01:20:58,889 --> 01:21:01,761 - Let us talk. - Where's he going? 1019 01:21:02,936 --> 01:21:06,810 Open the door! Let us talk. Open the door. 1020 01:21:07,854 --> 01:21:09,508 Thomas? 1021 01:22:40,338 --> 01:22:43,732 'We had a discussion, and it's very important.' 1022 01:22:43,776 --> 01:22:47,998 And it was stupid. But it was a technical problem. 1023 01:22:48,041 --> 01:22:52,567 - I have scared passengers... - We didn't know. 1024 01:22:52,611 --> 01:22:57,050 Now you go in your cabin. Relax, and we have discuss... 1025 01:22:57,094 --> 01:22:59,966 - Stop talking! - Relax, Paula, it was okay. 1026 01:23:00,010 --> 01:23:04,275 Well, thank you for all your work. I really appreciate it. 1027 01:23:04,318 --> 01:23:07,843 - Thomas! Thomas! Thomas? - You are great. You are not fired. 1028 01:23:07,887 --> 01:23:13,023 - I am the new owner of the ship. - Open this door! 1029 01:23:24,425 --> 01:23:29,343 'How people perceive themselves is nothing that interests me. 1030 01:23:29,387 --> 01:23:32,259 'There are very few that are gonna look in the mirror and say: 1031 01:23:32,303 --> 01:23:35,697 '"The person I see is a savage monster."' 1032 01:23:35,741 --> 01:23:41,965 Instead, they make up some construction that justifies what they do. 1033 01:23:43,618 --> 01:23:45,533 And there it is. 1034 01:23:45,577 --> 01:23:50,190 You're rich, so you're a philanthropist, so you can cure your conscience 1035 01:23:50,234 --> 01:23:53,585 for not paying enough in tax. 1036 01:23:53,628 --> 01:23:56,544 'Not contributing enough to society.' 1037 01:24:02,550 --> 01:24:05,205 Mama! Mama! 1038 01:24:12,908 --> 01:24:15,259 Ow! Shit! 1039 01:24:15,302 --> 01:24:18,349 - Oh, it hit me in the face! Oh, my God! - I have a flash light. 1040 01:24:18,392 --> 01:24:21,004 - Fuck! - Was that everything? 1041 01:24:21,047 --> 01:24:22,875 How about... How about this one? 1042 01:24:22,918 --> 01:24:27,010 - Oh! That... That! - Ow! Shit! Goddamn it! 1043 01:24:29,055 --> 01:24:31,362 I want to read you something that I wrote. 1044 01:24:32,841 --> 01:24:35,931 - Come over here. Bring the light. - Okay. 1045 01:24:41,763 --> 01:24:44,636 And I recall, I was seven years old walking into the kitchen 1046 01:24:44,679 --> 01:24:47,726 to find my mother crying inconsolably. 1047 01:24:47,769 --> 01:24:50,642 Martin Luther King had been shot. 1048 01:24:50,685 --> 01:24:55,038 Two months later, she was crying again. Bobby Kennedy was killed. 1049 01:24:55,081 --> 01:24:58,519 I couldn't know then what I know now, that the invisible thread 1050 01:24:58,563 --> 01:25:02,654 connecting Martin Luther King, the Kennedy brothers, and Malcolm X, 1051 01:25:02,697 --> 01:25:07,224 was that in each case, my government had their finger on the trigger. 1052 01:25:07,267 --> 01:25:09,313 - Wait. Wait! - But every... 1053 01:25:17,060 --> 01:25:19,062 Say it again. 1054 01:25:21,151 --> 01:25:26,112 My government murdered Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, 1055 01:25:26,156 --> 01:25:29,376 Bobby Kennedy, and John F. Kennedy. 1056 01:25:29,420 --> 01:25:32,945 'My government overthrew good, honest, democratic leaders 1057 01:25:32,988 --> 01:25:36,818 'of the people in Chile, Venezuela, Argentina, Peru, 1058 01:25:36,862 --> 01:25:39,952 'El Salvador, Nicaragua, Panama, and Bolivia. 1059 01:25:39,995 --> 01:25:43,173 'Along with Britain, we carved up the Middle East, 1060 01:25:43,216 --> 01:25:46,263 'creating artificial geographical boundaries 1061 01:25:46,306 --> 01:25:48,874 'and installing puppet dictators.' 1062 01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:52,921 War itself became our most lucrative industry. 1063 01:25:52,965 --> 01:25:56,969 Every bomb that's dropped, somebody makes a million dollars. 1064 01:25:57,012 --> 01:26:00,146 You don't have to know where those bombs are exploding. 1065 01:26:00,190 --> 01:26:02,453 You don't have to see the grieving mothers 1066 01:26:02,496 --> 01:26:04,803 and the mangled bodies of their children. 1067 01:26:04,846 --> 01:26:09,547 'Eugene Debs gave this speech in Canton, Ohio, in 1918: 1068 01:26:09,590 --> 01:26:13,942 '"Throughout history wars have been waged for conquest and plunder. 1069 01:26:13,986 --> 01:26:16,989 '"The master class has always declared the wars. 1070 01:26:17,032 --> 01:26:19,992 - '"The subject class has always fought...' - Hey, hand grenade. 1071 01:26:20,035 --> 01:26:24,692 '"They've taught you to believe it to be your patriotic duty to go to war 1072 01:26:24,736 --> 01:26:27,826 '"and to have yourselves slaughtered at their command. 1073 01:26:27,869 --> 01:26:30,959 '"When Wall Street says war, the press says war..."' 1074 01:26:38,141 --> 01:26:39,707 Oh! 1075 01:26:41,753 --> 01:26:43,146 Winston... 1076 01:26:44,364 --> 01:26:46,061 Look. 1077 01:26:46,105 --> 01:26:48,803 - Isn't this one of ours? - Oh, no! 1078 01:27:52,606 --> 01:27:54,042 Hey! 1079 01:28:01,485 --> 01:28:03,617 Hey! Help me! 1080 01:28:32,037 --> 01:28:33,604 Are you okay? 1081 01:28:40,350 --> 01:28:42,134 Who are you? 1082 01:28:46,007 --> 01:28:48,836 Hey! Hey, you! 1083 01:28:51,230 --> 01:28:52,623 Wait. 1084 01:28:54,755 --> 01:28:56,104 Wait. 1085 01:28:58,019 --> 01:29:00,631 - Hey, I'm talking to you. - Me? 1086 01:29:00,674 --> 01:29:02,676 Yeah. Who are you? 1087 01:29:04,461 --> 01:29:06,506 I work on the boat. 1088 01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:08,987 - You work on the boat? - Yeah. 1089 01:29:09,030 --> 01:29:11,119 In T-shirt and shorts? 1090 01:29:11,163 --> 01:29:14,949 No, no, it's because, er... I was off duty. 1091 01:29:16,777 --> 01:29:19,214 I was sleeping, and then... 1092 01:29:19,258 --> 01:29:21,782 - You were off duty, yeah? - Yeah. 1093 01:29:22,957 --> 01:29:26,439 - Is there a problem? - Strange, I've never seen you. 1094 01:29:26,483 --> 01:29:28,789 - Stay calm. - I work in the engine room. 1095 01:29:28,833 --> 01:29:31,139 - In engine room? - Yeah, yeah. 1096 01:29:31,183 --> 01:29:33,707 I'm sorry, I've never seen you before. 1097 01:29:33,751 --> 01:29:36,449 - He works in the engine room? - It doesn't matter where he works. 1098 01:29:36,493 --> 01:29:40,453 Settle down now. Stay calm in this situation. 1099 01:29:40,497 --> 01:29:43,151 I'm calm, I'm calm. What's the problem with you, man? 1100 01:29:43,195 --> 01:29:44,979 No one else? 1101 01:29:45,023 --> 01:29:46,720 You think I'm a pirate? 1102 01:29:46,764 --> 01:29:48,505 Are you okay? 1103 01:29:48,548 --> 01:29:51,769 Just because I'm black, you think that I'm a pirate. That's it! 1104 01:29:51,812 --> 01:29:53,901 - Ah! Okay, okay. - Don't go there... 1105 01:29:53,945 --> 01:29:56,426 - Don't say that I'm... - Don't go there. 1106 01:29:56,469 --> 01:29:58,558 You can cry on my shoulder! 1107 01:29:58,602 --> 01:30:02,562 He comes to me with his big watch and says I'm a pirate just because I'm black! 1108 01:30:02,606 --> 01:30:04,042 What's the problem with you, man? 1109 01:30:04,085 --> 01:30:06,218 He hasn't said anything about you being black. 1110 01:30:06,261 --> 01:30:11,049 - You're calling him a racist. - In the eyes, I can see it in his eyes... 1111 01:30:11,092 --> 01:30:13,486 - Who are you? Who are you? - Sir! 1112 01:30:13,530 --> 01:30:16,794 - I work in the engine room, man! - Sir! 1113 01:30:16,837 --> 01:30:18,926 - What? - Excuse me. 1114 01:30:18,970 --> 01:30:21,233 I think you should just calm down now. 1115 01:30:21,276 --> 01:30:23,844 It's not a good time to step up the situation. 1116 01:30:23,888 --> 01:30:26,891 - Just stay calm and stay positive. - He works in the engine room? 1117 01:30:26,934 --> 01:30:30,547 There's a lot of people on the boat. We can't see each other all the time. 1118 01:30:30,590 --> 01:30:34,681 - So what's the problem? - Please don't go there. 1119 01:30:34,725 --> 01:30:36,553 I'm sorry. I just have to get that. 1120 01:30:38,076 --> 01:30:40,948 - Just say what you have to say. - Stop. 1121 01:30:40,992 --> 01:30:42,689 Say it to me. 1122 01:30:42,733 --> 01:30:45,083 Yes, I know. I'll get back to you. I know. 1123 01:30:45,126 --> 01:30:47,651 Sir. Sir! 1124 01:31:32,435 --> 01:31:34,785 Oh! Ah! 1125 01:31:34,828 --> 01:31:36,003 Easy, easy! 1126 01:31:50,757 --> 01:31:52,063 Oh... 1127 01:31:52,106 --> 01:31:55,066 - Ow! Ow! - Shh, shh! 1128 01:31:57,677 --> 01:31:59,505 Be quiet. 1129 01:32:13,519 --> 01:32:16,304 No, don't use the flares! 1130 01:32:16,348 --> 01:32:19,264 It's our last flare! Don't use the flare! 1131 01:33:45,089 --> 01:33:47,918 - Hey! - What? 1132 01:33:47,961 --> 01:33:49,484 Look! 1133 01:33:49,528 --> 01:33:51,095 Oh, shit... 1134 01:33:52,444 --> 01:33:54,577 Yaya, wake up, wake up. 1135 01:33:58,450 --> 01:33:59,756 Look! 1136 01:34:12,246 --> 01:34:14,466 There's water in there. 1137 01:34:14,509 --> 01:34:16,729 - There's water in there. - Yes! 1138 01:34:17,861 --> 01:34:20,037 - Is it closed? - It's closed. It's closed. 1139 01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:23,475 - Paula, we need water! - Be patient. 1140 01:34:23,518 --> 01:34:27,087 - Is somebody in there? - Yeah, there's someone in there. 1141 01:34:27,131 --> 01:34:29,220 Calm down, calm down. 1142 01:34:29,263 --> 01:34:31,352 - Does she have water? - Yes. 1143 01:34:31,396 --> 01:34:35,661 Open up! Open up! 1144 01:34:35,705 --> 01:34:40,013 Open up! Open up! Open up! 1145 01:34:41,145 --> 01:34:44,844 - It's Abigail. Abigail! Come out! - Ma'am Paula? 1146 01:34:44,888 --> 01:34:47,194 - Are you okay? - What? 1147 01:34:47,238 --> 01:34:49,129 - Open the hatch! - Water! Water! 1148 01:34:49,153 --> 01:34:51,503 - Okay! - Paula, we need water... 1149 01:34:53,897 --> 01:34:56,856 - Hey, ma'am Paula! - What do you have? 1150 01:34:57,422 --> 01:35:00,294 We need all of these boxes out. Okay? 1151 01:35:00,338 --> 01:35:03,254 So, everybody, just calm down. We'll get water now. 1152 01:35:03,297 --> 01:35:05,256 Yes! 1153 01:35:05,299 --> 01:35:07,538 There's some chips in there as well. So, everybody will get some. 1154 01:35:07,562 --> 01:35:09,477 - And chips? - And chips. 1155 01:35:16,267 --> 01:35:18,835 What's she doing? 1156 01:35:18,878 --> 01:35:21,707 What are you doing? What's taking so long? Come on. 1157 01:35:24,667 --> 01:35:27,757 Just wait a minute. Just back up. Back up a bit. 1158 01:35:28,758 --> 01:35:31,499 And the chips, Abigail. Come on, everything out. 1159 01:35:31,543 --> 01:35:34,154 Paula, ask for food, yeah? 1160 01:35:37,331 --> 01:35:39,769 - And the Evian. - Yes, ma'am Paula. 1161 01:35:42,206 --> 01:35:44,469 Thank you. And how many are you? 1162 01:35:44,512 --> 01:35:47,994 You're five? Just be patient. Everyone will get... 1163 01:35:48,952 --> 01:35:50,388 Here you go. 1164 01:35:51,911 --> 01:35:53,391 There you go. 1165 01:35:54,435 --> 01:35:55,959 Please save it. 1166 01:36:05,664 --> 01:36:08,928 - Are there more boxes with water? - No, this is it. 1167 01:36:08,972 --> 01:36:11,191 - What's this? - It's a facial spray. 1168 01:36:11,235 --> 01:36:13,890 But you can drink it, it's just water in a can. 1169 01:36:15,021 --> 01:36:18,285 Keep it close to your mouth, so you won't waste it. 1170 01:36:22,768 --> 01:36:24,161 Here you go. 1171 01:36:49,534 --> 01:36:50,927 Okay? 1172 01:37:28,051 --> 01:37:31,184 Bravo! 1173 01:37:31,228 --> 01:37:34,100 - Bravo! - Whoo! 1174 01:37:35,841 --> 01:37:37,190 Crazy. 1175 01:37:41,891 --> 01:37:46,330 - Did she catch that with her hands? - Good job, Abigail! 1176 01:37:47,897 --> 01:37:51,814 Good job! What is that? An octopus? 1177 01:37:51,857 --> 01:37:53,990 - Octopus. - Good! 1178 01:37:54,033 --> 01:37:57,123 - What do you think we should do now? - Fucking impressive. 1179 01:37:57,167 --> 01:38:02,128 - We need to make a fire. - Of course we need to make a fire. 1180 01:38:02,172 --> 01:38:03,477 Yes... 1181 01:38:05,175 --> 01:38:08,091 Do any of you know how to make a fire? 1182 01:38:08,134 --> 01:38:09,353 What? 1183 01:38:09,396 --> 01:38:13,226 Do any of you know how to make a fire? 1184 01:38:16,360 --> 01:38:17,840 - No? - No! 1185 01:38:18,753 --> 01:38:20,494 - What? - No! 1186 01:38:22,453 --> 01:38:25,214 Then you'll make the fire after you're done fishing, and then we should... 1187 01:38:25,238 --> 01:38:28,502 - We need to clean the octopus. - Of course we do. 1188 01:38:32,637 --> 01:38:36,162 Do any of you know how to clean an octopus? 1189 01:38:36,206 --> 01:38:40,471 - Huh? - To clean an octopus! 1190 01:38:40,514 --> 01:38:42,516 Do you know how to do it? 1191 01:38:51,090 --> 01:38:53,136 Uh-huh... 1192 01:39:03,363 --> 01:39:05,148 One for you. 1193 01:39:06,149 --> 01:39:08,020 One for me. 1194 01:39:08,064 --> 01:39:09,500 One for you. 1195 01:39:10,283 --> 01:39:12,155 One for me. 1196 01:39:12,198 --> 01:39:14,026 One for you. 1197 01:39:14,070 --> 01:39:15,941 One for me. 1198 01:39:15,985 --> 01:39:17,725 One for you. 1199 01:39:17,769 --> 01:39:19,162 One for me. 1200 01:39:20,032 --> 01:39:21,120 One for you. 1201 01:39:21,904 --> 01:39:23,688 One for me. 1202 01:39:23,731 --> 01:39:26,996 One for you. One for me. 1203 01:39:27,518 --> 01:39:29,476 One for you. 1204 01:39:29,520 --> 01:39:31,087 For me. 1205 01:39:31,130 --> 01:39:33,132 For you. For me. 1206 01:39:33,176 --> 01:39:35,743 For you. For me. 1207 01:39:37,223 --> 01:39:39,486 - Uh-huh! - What? 1208 01:39:42,011 --> 01:39:43,664 What's that? 1209 01:39:45,623 --> 01:39:47,538 That's mine. 1210 01:39:47,581 --> 01:39:49,670 No, the big pile there? What's that? 1211 01:39:49,714 --> 01:39:52,064 Mine. It's mine. 1212 01:39:52,108 --> 01:39:55,067 - All of this? - Yes. 1213 01:39:56,068 --> 01:40:00,029 No. No, no, no... Why do you get so much food? 1214 01:40:01,813 --> 01:40:02,988 Why? 1215 01:40:06,992 --> 01:40:08,863 I caught the fish. 1216 01:40:09,603 --> 01:40:11,779 - Yes? - I made the fire. 1217 01:40:11,823 --> 01:40:13,694 - And? - I cooked. 1218 01:40:13,738 --> 01:40:17,785 I did all the work. And everybody got something. 1219 01:40:20,832 --> 01:40:22,138 Hmm... 1220 01:40:23,052 --> 01:40:26,272 No. No, we all... we all worked. 1221 01:40:26,316 --> 01:40:28,448 What did you do? 1222 01:40:29,449 --> 01:40:33,062 We... gathered all the wood for the fire. 1223 01:40:33,105 --> 01:40:35,716 I moved the log. 1224 01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:39,285 Yeah, this big log was over there, and we moved it over here. 1225 01:40:39,329 --> 01:40:40,983 Not enough. 1226 01:40:42,158 --> 01:40:45,378 No, maybe not enough, but we need to work together. 1227 01:40:45,422 --> 01:40:49,513 - They don't know how to do that. - Exactly. 1228 01:40:51,384 --> 01:40:55,388 And maybe that's why you should not be so lazy and dependent on me. 1229 01:40:55,432 --> 01:40:58,130 Uh-huh! 1230 01:41:17,193 --> 01:41:20,805 Abigail... I think you're forgetting 1231 01:41:20,848 --> 01:41:24,548 that you and I are employees of a big shipping company. 1232 01:41:24,591 --> 01:41:26,463 Remember? 1233 01:41:26,506 --> 01:41:30,075 In the end, I'm responsible for the safety of the guests. 1234 01:41:30,119 --> 01:41:32,034 You have to do what I say. 1235 01:41:33,122 --> 01:41:36,821 We work on a yacht. You are a toilet manager. 1236 01:41:36,864 --> 01:41:39,693 - You don't know how to handle... - What yacht? 1237 01:41:39,737 --> 01:41:41,826 Where's the yacht? 1238 01:41:41,869 --> 01:41:44,916 You know this, Abigail, I am a very rich man. 1239 01:41:44,959 --> 01:41:48,572 When we get back, I can do good things for you. 1240 01:41:48,615 --> 01:41:51,053 I can make your life easy and nice. 1241 01:41:51,096 --> 01:41:53,533 - When we get back? - Yeah. 1242 01:41:53,577 --> 01:41:55,883 When we get back. People are looking for us. 1243 01:41:55,927 --> 01:41:59,017 What, you think that we'll stay here forever? What? 1244 01:41:59,061 --> 01:42:01,759 You're funny. 1245 01:42:01,802 --> 01:42:05,154 This is not how you were trained, Abigail. Please give... 1246 01:42:05,197 --> 01:42:07,243 Whoa! 1247 01:42:09,549 --> 01:42:12,030 Come on, this is ridiculous. 1248 01:42:13,684 --> 01:42:16,904 You're scaring people. Put the stick down. 1249 01:42:18,167 --> 01:42:19,646 Hey! 1250 01:42:24,869 --> 01:42:26,479 Who am I? 1251 01:42:27,915 --> 01:42:30,396 - Who are you? - Who am I? 1252 01:42:30,440 --> 01:42:34,661 - You're the toilet manager. - No. 1253 01:42:34,705 --> 01:42:39,275 On the yacht, toilet manager. Here... captain. Who am I? 1254 01:42:43,496 --> 01:42:45,498 You're the captain. 1255 01:42:47,239 --> 01:42:48,414 Yes. 1256 01:42:51,461 --> 01:42:54,116 - Who am I? - Captain. 1257 01:42:54,159 --> 01:42:57,162 - Very good. Cutie pie? - Captain. 1258 01:42:58,076 --> 01:43:00,513 - Who am I? - Captain. 1259 01:43:00,557 --> 01:43:02,385 - Who am I? - The captain. 1260 01:43:03,255 --> 01:43:05,388 Who am I? 1261 01:43:09,348 --> 01:43:10,654 Who am I? 1262 01:43:12,873 --> 01:43:14,484 Who am I? 1263 01:43:23,928 --> 01:43:26,931 In the yacht, cleaning lady. Here, captain. 1264 01:43:27,888 --> 01:43:29,281 Okay? 1265 01:43:43,556 --> 01:43:45,602 Have one more. 1266 01:43:45,645 --> 01:43:47,081 Thank you. 1267 01:43:48,213 --> 01:43:50,259 I would say, I agree. 1268 01:43:50,302 --> 01:43:54,132 I mean, er... we have to work together. 1269 01:43:55,220 --> 01:43:58,658 And... create a good group. 1270 01:43:58,702 --> 01:44:00,269 Good society. 1271 01:44:00,312 --> 01:44:02,923 Do you know the saying, 1272 01:44:02,967 --> 01:44:06,275 "From each according to his ability, 1273 01:44:06,318 --> 01:44:09,191 "to each according to his needs"? 1274 01:44:12,237 --> 01:44:14,326 You don't know this? 1275 01:44:15,545 --> 01:44:17,199 Ma'am Paula... 1276 01:44:20,158 --> 01:44:25,555 With respect to your expertise in this situation... 1277 01:44:27,252 --> 01:44:30,951 ...I would like to make a suggestion, if that's okay? 1278 01:44:32,344 --> 01:44:33,780 Sure. 1279 01:44:36,348 --> 01:44:39,351 My suggestion is that the boys... 1280 01:44:40,744 --> 01:44:45,618 stay here and watch the fire, and take care of madame. 1281 01:44:45,662 --> 01:44:51,233 While you, ma'am Paula, and you sleep with me in the lifeboat. 1282 01:45:18,434 --> 01:45:19,783 Thank you. 1283 01:45:26,833 --> 01:45:29,140 Hey, Abigail, look this... 1284 01:45:30,141 --> 01:45:32,448 I would give you my Patek Philippe. 1285 01:45:32,491 --> 01:45:34,972 For one night in the boat. Hey, Abigail... 1286 01:45:35,015 --> 01:45:37,453 150 thousand euros! 1287 01:45:38,671 --> 01:45:42,545 - Let us in. - For you... original Rolex. 1288 01:45:49,465 --> 01:45:52,990 Nelson... she left the bag. 1289 01:45:53,947 --> 01:45:56,254 - What? - She left the bag. 1290 01:45:59,475 --> 01:46:01,738 What's in it? 1291 01:46:12,401 --> 01:46:14,577 Pretzel sticks. 1292 01:46:19,364 --> 01:46:23,412 - No, we can't have it. - I'm just gonna have a look. Alright? 1293 01:46:29,331 --> 01:46:32,464 - Nice! - We can't. No. 1294 01:46:40,516 --> 01:46:42,256 - Wait... - What are you doing? 1295 01:46:42,300 --> 01:46:43,736 Wait, wait, wait... 1296 01:46:50,482 --> 01:46:51,918 Maybe... 1297 01:46:54,878 --> 01:46:57,576 ...if we just make a little hole here... 1298 01:46:58,447 --> 01:47:03,800 Take two out. One each. They'll never notice it. 1299 01:47:03,843 --> 01:47:05,758 Okay, let me try. 1300 01:47:09,501 --> 01:47:11,764 - Stop it, stop it, stop it... - Now? 1301 01:47:24,473 --> 01:47:26,518 That was perfect! 1302 01:47:28,999 --> 01:47:32,132 - I don't wanna eat it! I wanna save it! - So good! 1303 01:47:34,178 --> 01:47:35,919 Put it back. 1304 01:47:53,023 --> 01:47:54,328 Hmm... 1305 01:48:00,726 --> 01:48:03,033 - Shall we just have one more? - Yeah. 1306 01:48:03,076 --> 01:48:04,295 Yeah! 1307 01:48:16,176 --> 01:48:17,569 Vera! 1308 01:49:22,329 --> 01:49:24,636 So, what happened here? 1309 01:49:24,680 --> 01:49:27,465 Er... we made a mistake with... 1310 01:49:29,119 --> 01:49:31,077 Why? 1311 01:49:31,121 --> 01:49:33,253 We just fell asleep. 1312 01:49:33,297 --> 01:49:37,562 Now I won't have enough time to go fish, because I have to make another fire. 1313 01:49:38,998 --> 01:49:41,958 It takes a lot of work to make a fire, you know. 1314 01:49:42,001 --> 01:49:43,742 Yeah, yeah. We know. 1315 01:50:00,280 --> 01:50:01,934 Okay. 1316 01:50:03,849 --> 01:50:07,157 Okay. Okay, okay. Let's get this day started. 1317 01:50:07,200 --> 01:50:09,333 Come on, everybody. Let's go. 1318 01:50:11,161 --> 01:50:12,858 - Okay. - Cool. 1319 01:50:12,902 --> 01:50:15,905 Wait, wait, wait. There's one more thing. 1320 01:50:17,646 --> 01:50:21,911 Because, last night, we left our backpack here, 1321 01:50:21,954 --> 01:50:25,262 and, well, we're not very sure, but... 1322 01:50:25,305 --> 01:50:28,744 ...we think we're missing a pack of pretzel sticks. 1323 01:50:29,962 --> 01:50:32,486 - You didn't take it, did you? - No. 1324 01:50:32,530 --> 01:50:33,923 No. 1325 01:50:36,273 --> 01:50:38,449 - Are you sure? - Yeah, we're sure! Come on. 1326 01:50:38,492 --> 01:50:41,931 - Why are we being accused? - Oh, no, I'm not accusing you. 1327 01:50:41,974 --> 01:50:44,150 I'm just making sure, because... 1328 01:50:50,635 --> 01:50:51,897 What's this? 1329 01:50:53,986 --> 01:50:55,771 - Well, we didn't... - You didn't? 1330 01:50:55,814 --> 01:50:57,250 - No. - No, we didn't. 1331 01:50:57,294 --> 01:51:00,079 - And you're sure you didn't? - We are sure we didn't. 1332 01:51:00,123 --> 01:51:01,951 - Very sure? - Yes. 1333 01:51:05,258 --> 01:51:08,827 - I think they need to be punished. - Yes, ma'am Paula. 1334 01:51:11,743 --> 01:51:14,137 This is really bad. 1335 01:51:14,180 --> 01:51:16,530 This is really, really bad. 1336 01:51:17,619 --> 01:51:19,533 Oh, come on... 1337 01:51:19,577 --> 01:51:21,666 I mean, you didn't watch the fire. 1338 01:51:21,710 --> 01:51:24,190 And then you steal a pack of pretzel sticks? 1339 01:51:24,234 --> 01:51:27,063 - Yeah, and lie about it. - We deserved it. 1340 01:51:27,106 --> 01:51:30,153 And not just to me, to everybody here. 1341 01:51:32,024 --> 01:51:34,244 How can we trust you, after what you did? 1342 01:51:34,287 --> 01:51:36,701 I need to say something now, because this is becoming ridiculous. 1343 01:51:36,725 --> 01:51:41,077 - No, let me say something, Abigail. - Did you see that? 1344 01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:42,905 What? 1345 01:51:42,948 --> 01:51:45,995 Don't point at her. Put your hands down. 1346 01:51:47,431 --> 01:51:50,913 - Okay, alright, Just let me say, though... - Put your hands down! 1347 01:51:51,653 --> 01:51:53,089 What? 1348 01:51:53,132 --> 01:51:55,961 Your body language is so aggressive, Carl! 1349 01:51:56,005 --> 01:51:59,138 - What? - I'm not getting any food for you. 1350 01:51:59,182 --> 01:52:02,751 - You find your own food. - What? Come on, man... 1351 01:52:02,794 --> 01:52:06,189 - No, Abigail, that's so unfair! - Put your hands down. 1352 01:52:06,232 --> 01:52:09,583 You seriously don't get it. Put your hands down! 1353 01:52:09,627 --> 01:52:13,326 - I'm trying to defend myself. - Don't defend yourself! 1354 01:52:13,370 --> 01:52:17,287 You are inflicting pain on her by defending yourself. 1355 01:52:35,218 --> 01:52:37,829 Shut the fuck up! No... 1356 01:52:40,353 --> 01:52:41,746 No! 1357 01:53:09,382 --> 01:53:11,689 Hey! Ha-ha! 1358 01:53:12,995 --> 01:53:15,867 Oh... hey. 1359 01:53:16,868 --> 01:53:19,784 - What a nice fish, huh? - Yes. 1360 01:53:19,828 --> 01:53:21,917 - Wow! - We have a lot. 1361 01:53:22,961 --> 01:53:25,485 So it's dinner, huh? Great. 1362 01:53:27,270 --> 01:53:30,752 - Where did you get it? - There, at the back of the rock. 1363 01:53:32,144 --> 01:53:34,886 - You're good at that. - Thank you. 1364 01:53:38,672 --> 01:53:40,152 You need help? 1365 01:53:40,196 --> 01:53:43,460 Yeah, sure, get some Nutella. 1366 01:54:05,787 --> 01:54:07,614 Oh, thank you! 1367 01:55:27,390 --> 01:55:29,218 What? 1368 01:55:40,751 --> 01:55:44,233 - Yaya? Wait, wait! - Dickhead! Piss off! 1369 01:56:06,037 --> 01:56:09,388 Okay, I'm going to the lifeboat now. 1370 01:56:09,432 --> 01:56:12,522 Ma'am Paula, can you stay here and watch the fire? 1371 01:56:12,565 --> 01:56:13,958 Sure. 1372 01:56:16,918 --> 01:56:21,705 And since Carl didn't eat anything today, he can sleep with me in the lifeboat. 1373 01:56:23,837 --> 01:56:25,317 Okay. Yeah. 1374 01:56:30,932 --> 01:56:34,805 - Can I come? - Abigail, can we both come or...? 1375 01:56:34,848 --> 01:56:37,068 No, just you. 1376 01:56:40,289 --> 01:56:44,032 - Fine, I'll take the pretzels! - Eh? 1377 01:56:48,601 --> 01:56:50,516 You're making this into an issue. 1378 01:56:50,560 --> 01:56:52,779 Are you going to take them? Yes, take them. Good. 1379 01:56:52,823 --> 01:56:56,044 Why are you making this into an issue? 1380 01:56:56,087 --> 01:56:58,176 I'm coming! One second! 1381 01:57:04,356 --> 01:57:08,012 - What are you gonna do on the boat? - I don't know. 1382 01:57:09,840 --> 01:57:11,581 Don't act naive, seriously! 1383 01:57:11,624 --> 01:57:13,820 I don't know why she asked me, but I'm gonna do it, of course... 1384 01:57:13,844 --> 01:57:15,324 - Really? - Yes. 1385 01:57:15,367 --> 01:57:17,891 What do you think she wants with you? 1386 01:57:17,935 --> 01:57:20,696 You're a young, hot guy. What do you think she's going to do with you? 1387 01:57:22,244 --> 01:57:24,594 - Okay, then give them back... - No. No! 1388 01:57:24,637 --> 01:57:27,597 - Let me take them back. - No. And they're mine, okay? 1389 01:57:27,640 --> 01:57:30,165 Take a few, and I'll take them back, cos I don't wanna do this. 1390 01:57:30,208 --> 01:57:32,123 - It's not a good idea. - I want these! 1391 01:57:32,167 --> 01:57:36,606 You need to tell me what to do! You need to tell me how to navigate this. 1392 01:57:42,351 --> 01:57:43,700 Yaya? 1393 01:57:47,486 --> 01:57:50,054 You just have to stroke her ego. 1394 01:57:53,188 --> 01:57:56,582 Just... laugh at her jokes. 1395 01:57:56,626 --> 01:57:59,020 - And... and smile. - Mm-hmm... 1396 01:58:00,195 --> 01:58:01,544 Okay. 1397 01:58:01,587 --> 01:58:04,503 - Make sure to set up boundaries. - Yeah. 1398 01:58:04,547 --> 01:58:08,420 - And nothing sexual, okay? - No, I won't do anything sexual. 1399 01:58:09,117 --> 01:58:10,509 Mm-hmm... 1400 01:58:10,553 --> 01:58:12,270 And don't do anything you wouldn't want me to do. 1401 01:58:12,294 --> 01:58:14,513 No, I won't do anything you're not comfortable with. 1402 01:58:14,557 --> 01:58:17,473 No kissing. Nothing like that! 1403 01:58:21,825 --> 01:58:23,914 Yaya, I think she's probably expecting something. 1404 01:58:25,742 --> 01:58:28,832 - Like what? - I don't know... I, er... 1405 01:58:30,094 --> 01:58:31,922 - A massage, or... - A massage? 1406 01:58:31,965 --> 01:58:34,925 - I don't know. She might want something. - Definitely not a massage! 1407 01:58:34,968 --> 01:58:37,408 She just gave me a whole fucking packet of pretzels for you... 1408 01:58:37,449 --> 01:58:39,886 I don't know what to say... I can't do anything? 1409 01:58:39,930 --> 01:58:41,627 - No! - Okay, but... 1410 01:58:41,671 --> 01:58:44,500 - Massage her neck. Okay? - I can massage her neck? 1411 01:58:44,543 --> 01:58:46,937 - Her neck, that's it! - Okay, okay, okay... 1412 01:58:49,331 --> 01:58:51,072 Okay. 1413 01:58:53,204 --> 01:58:55,641 - I love you so much. - Well, I hate you. 1414 01:58:55,685 --> 01:58:58,079 I understand! Fuck... 1415 01:58:58,862 --> 01:59:01,430 Yeah... Coming! 1416 01:59:19,361 --> 01:59:21,363 - See you in a bit. - Morning. 1417 01:59:22,451 --> 01:59:24,801 - Oh, morning. - Asshole. 1418 01:59:26,324 --> 01:59:29,110 Yaya! Yaya, wait. Wait. 1419 01:59:36,247 --> 01:59:39,120 Hey, you! 1420 02:00:12,283 --> 02:00:14,590 - See you later. - Okay. 1421 02:00:14,633 --> 02:00:18,115 Pirate! Pirate! He's coming! He got caught! 1422 02:00:23,120 --> 02:00:24,817 Disgusting. 1423 02:00:24,861 --> 02:00:26,819 What? 1424 02:00:38,527 --> 02:00:40,572 What the fuck? 1425 02:00:41,704 --> 02:00:43,662 Oh, fucking hell... 1426 02:01:01,419 --> 02:01:04,292 - Pretty boy! - We can see you! 1427 02:01:15,651 --> 02:01:19,045 Have you ever used your... when you were young? 1428 02:01:21,918 --> 02:01:24,181 Oh, you slept with somebody to get a job? 1429 02:01:35,366 --> 02:01:37,368 No, you didn't? 1430 02:01:37,412 --> 02:01:40,110 Really? Once? 1431 02:01:45,463 --> 02:01:48,205 Therese... Wow! 1432 02:01:53,297 --> 02:01:55,430 Where is it? 1433 02:01:55,473 --> 02:01:58,650 - Give it to me! - Take it! Take it. 1434 02:02:01,958 --> 02:02:04,874 You're acting like children. Give me the whistle! 1435 02:02:04,917 --> 02:02:06,919 Give me the whistle now! 1436 02:02:09,574 --> 02:02:11,315 So childish! 1437 02:02:41,258 --> 02:02:42,825 Hey... 1438 02:02:42,868 --> 02:02:45,393 - Pirate? What was it? - Did you see it? 1439 02:02:45,436 --> 02:02:48,004 - What was it? - I don't know what it is. 1440 02:02:51,790 --> 02:02:55,316 - What's going on? - They're hunting something. 1441 02:02:59,711 --> 02:03:03,933 No. We don't go there. What? 1442 02:03:03,976 --> 02:03:06,065 - Come on, guys! - Shh! 1443 02:03:12,724 --> 02:03:14,857 Nelson, give me that. 1444 02:03:16,859 --> 02:03:19,122 Are you sure? 1445 02:03:37,009 --> 02:03:38,402 Fuck... 1446 02:03:45,235 --> 02:03:46,976 It's a female. 1447 02:03:48,151 --> 02:03:49,674 Kill it. 1448 02:04:06,952 --> 02:04:09,346 - Whoo! - Ya! 1449 02:04:15,004 --> 02:04:17,876 It's moving. It's moving. 1450 02:04:17,920 --> 02:04:20,618 - What? - It's not dead. It's not dead. 1451 02:04:20,662 --> 02:04:23,839 - It's moving. - It's not dead. 1452 02:04:26,972 --> 02:04:29,061 - What's he doing? - No, no, no. 1453 02:04:30,628 --> 02:04:32,587 Ah, again! Do it again! 1454 02:04:43,424 --> 02:04:46,644 Jarmo! Jarmo... la tempe. 1455 02:04:54,609 --> 02:04:56,524 Hey, you did it! 1456 02:05:06,882 --> 02:05:11,713 Hunter Jarmo! Big hunter! Come on! 1457 02:05:11,756 --> 02:05:16,369 - Give him applause! Hey! - Jarmo! Jarmo! Jarmo... 1458 02:05:18,633 --> 02:05:22,550 - Big donkey hunt! - Come on, speech! 1459 02:05:22,593 --> 02:05:25,944 - Okay, okay! - The donkey fairytale... 1460 02:05:25,988 --> 02:05:28,947 - Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Thank you very much. 1461 02:05:28,991 --> 02:05:34,910 Okay... To kill a donkey, it may be a great achievement. 1462 02:05:34,953 --> 02:05:37,956 But there's one thing that's so much greater. 1463 02:05:38,000 --> 02:05:41,394 - To paint! - To paint, yes! 1464 02:05:42,134 --> 02:05:45,181 To paint a donkey! 1465 02:05:45,224 --> 02:05:47,966 Yes! 1466 02:05:51,230 --> 02:05:53,406 Let's take a look at the expression. 1467 02:05:53,450 --> 02:05:55,974 - Who did this one? - Me. 1468 02:05:56,018 --> 02:05:59,369 Okay, the feet are close, close together. 1469 02:05:59,412 --> 02:06:02,764 This donkey wants to be in control. 1470 02:06:02,807 --> 02:06:06,202 But it looks almost scared. 1471 02:06:07,072 --> 02:06:09,335 You want to tell this donkey to... 1472 02:06:10,423 --> 02:06:12,251 ...to not be so scared. 1473 02:06:12,295 --> 02:06:17,300 To lose control and bound away across the fields, 1474 02:06:17,343 --> 02:06:20,172 wildly waving its tail! 1475 02:06:21,260 --> 02:06:24,655 - Sure, it will make mistakes... - Carl, what are you doing? 1476 02:06:28,616 --> 02:06:29,834 Huh? 1477 02:06:31,401 --> 02:06:33,446 - Carl? - Yeah. 1478 02:06:36,058 --> 02:06:38,277 What are you doing with your hand? 1479 02:06:41,063 --> 02:06:44,022 - Which one? - Seriously? 1480 02:06:48,679 --> 02:06:50,899 I'm just resting it on the chair. 1481 02:06:53,118 --> 02:06:56,339 Why is your hand under her jacket on a chair? 1482 02:06:58,080 --> 02:06:59,560 What...? 1483 02:07:00,604 --> 02:07:02,780 It was just... I don't know, it was there, 1484 02:07:02,824 --> 02:07:05,566 resting on the side of... the chair. 1485 02:07:28,676 --> 02:07:31,592 I'm coming. I'm coming! 1486 02:07:33,028 --> 02:07:34,682 I'm coming... 1487 02:07:34,725 --> 02:07:37,467 - Oh, I can't concentrate... - Oh, God! 1488 02:07:53,570 --> 02:07:55,528 Okay, you know... 1489 02:07:55,572 --> 02:07:59,141 ...if you can't handle it, just tell me, nobody's forcing you to do anything. 1490 02:07:59,184 --> 02:08:03,232 It's just all this fucking sneaking around and hiding things from everyone. 1491 02:08:03,275 --> 02:08:06,539 It's too much. It's... it's becoming unbearable. 1492 02:08:06,583 --> 02:08:10,326 I mean, they're obviously not happy with what we're doing in here. 1493 02:08:12,850 --> 02:08:17,202 Okay, so... Let's just... tell them the truth. 1494 02:08:20,641 --> 02:08:25,863 You give me something, and I give you something in return. 1495 02:08:31,042 --> 02:08:33,654 You realize what position that puts me in? 1496 02:08:34,785 --> 02:08:36,004 No. 1497 02:08:37,788 --> 02:08:41,879 Well, just because it's more open that you're a flesh peddler, 1498 02:08:41,923 --> 02:08:43,751 it doesn't mean they're gonna accept the fact 1499 02:08:43,794 --> 02:08:46,449 that you're buying sex with the common food. 1500 02:08:47,189 --> 02:08:48,973 Wow... 1501 02:08:50,148 --> 02:08:51,715 Oh, come on, I didn't... 1502 02:08:51,759 --> 02:08:54,152 Do you know the amount of work I put into this island? 1503 02:08:54,196 --> 02:08:57,329 - I go fishing every day, I make fire... - I know, I know. 1504 02:08:57,373 --> 02:08:59,917 - I'm responsible for everybody here! - I know, I'm sorry, I know. 1505 02:08:59,941 --> 02:09:04,032 - Shouldn't that give me an advantage? - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1506 02:09:04,075 --> 02:09:07,731 - Okay! - You deserve to do what you want, I know. 1507 02:09:15,783 --> 02:09:18,742 The absurd thing is that, if we were a couple, 1508 02:09:18,786 --> 02:09:21,614 they wouldn't care what we did in here. 1509 02:09:24,530 --> 02:09:28,360 But, really, maybe we should just do that, maybe we should just get on with it. 1510 02:09:28,404 --> 02:09:31,320 I don't know, kiss a little bit in public and hold hands. 1511 02:09:31,363 --> 02:09:34,062 - Surely that would be easier? - What about Yaya? 1512 02:09:34,105 --> 02:09:38,196 I would have a conversation with Yaya. I would have to be an adult about it. 1513 02:09:38,240 --> 02:09:42,940 And figure it out, but... I think it would be easier for her, probably. 1514 02:09:42,984 --> 02:09:45,726 I mean, she's having to deal with all this gossip as well. 1515 02:09:45,769 --> 02:09:47,989 Carl, I... I don't know. 1516 02:09:56,649 --> 02:09:59,000 Do you want me to break up with Yaya? 1517 02:09:59,043 --> 02:10:00,697 - No. - No? 1518 02:10:02,873 --> 02:10:05,397 That's your decision, not mine. 1519 02:10:08,270 --> 02:10:12,361 I'm not asking you to do it, I'm just seeing what you think about it. 1520 02:10:12,404 --> 02:10:16,017 I know, but that doesn't mean that you can put me in-between the two of you. 1521 02:10:16,060 --> 02:10:17,540 Okay, okay. 1522 02:10:25,896 --> 02:10:28,420 It's kind of a perfect scenario for you, I mean... 1523 02:10:30,031 --> 02:10:32,294 You get what you want, you have no obligations, 1524 02:10:32,337 --> 02:10:34,644 no responsibilities, you know. 1525 02:10:34,687 --> 02:10:36,820 Why do you have to make everything so complicated? 1526 02:10:36,864 --> 02:10:40,302 Because I feel like I need to know where this is going, Abigail. 1527 02:10:42,826 --> 02:10:44,828 Let's just have fun. 1528 02:10:44,872 --> 02:10:47,135 No, but I need to try to deal with this situation. 1529 02:10:47,178 --> 02:10:49,180 I... I don't wanna piss off... 1530 02:10:51,530 --> 02:10:53,794 I don't wanna annoy anyone anymore. 1531 02:10:56,100 --> 02:10:59,887 Do you remember what you said the first night you were here? 1532 02:10:59,930 --> 02:11:01,714 What did you say? 1533 02:11:03,847 --> 02:11:06,632 "I love you, you give me fish." 1534 02:11:06,676 --> 02:11:08,286 Exactly. 1535 02:11:08,330 --> 02:11:11,681 And do you know why that is so beautiful? 1536 02:11:11,724 --> 02:11:13,248 - No. - Like you... 1537 02:11:13,291 --> 02:11:15,685 - Why? - Because it's the truth. 1538 02:11:20,908 --> 02:11:23,824 So, Nelson... you're a pirate, huh? 1539 02:11:25,390 --> 02:11:27,131 Come on, stop it. 1540 02:11:29,307 --> 02:11:32,571 Okay. If I was a pirate, what would you ask me? 1541 02:11:32,615 --> 02:11:34,965 How much money do you make? 1542 02:11:36,358 --> 02:11:38,186 Yeah, of course. 1543 02:11:38,229 --> 02:11:41,580 I don't know, like... 3,000 euros. 1544 02:11:41,624 --> 02:11:43,844 - On one attack? - Yeah, one attack. 1545 02:11:44,801 --> 02:11:46,455 If we succeed. 1546 02:11:47,499 --> 02:11:50,589 So, you work on commission, huh? 1547 02:11:50,633 --> 02:11:52,591 - Yeah. - Shit! 1548 02:11:52,635 --> 02:11:54,855 The client is making all money? 1549 02:11:55,768 --> 02:11:59,033 Yeah, but you can make more if you have your own boat. 1550 02:12:01,513 --> 02:12:04,995 3,000 euros... Come on, you're crazy. 1551 02:12:06,040 --> 02:12:08,477 My girlfriend is expensive. 1552 02:12:08,520 --> 02:12:11,219 What? You invest in your girlfriend? 1553 02:12:11,262 --> 02:12:13,308 - Yeah. - Ah... 1554 02:12:13,351 --> 02:12:15,963 You should do it the other way around. 1555 02:12:16,006 --> 02:12:19,357 Invest in business, buy a boat, and the girls will come to you. 1556 02:12:19,401 --> 02:12:20,489 Yeah? 1557 02:12:21,229 --> 02:12:23,535 Sure, I know. Ha-ha! 1558 02:12:39,334 --> 02:12:41,162 Hey. 1559 02:12:41,205 --> 02:12:44,121 I was just wondering if I could borrow the backpack. 1560 02:12:44,165 --> 02:12:46,863 - Abigail? - Yeah, I know. 1561 02:12:46,907 --> 02:12:50,214 - What are you going to do, Yaya? - Go for a hike over the mountain. 1562 02:12:50,258 --> 02:12:52,434 See if I can find something. 1563 02:12:55,698 --> 02:12:59,528 - I'll go with you. - It's okay, I can go by myself. 1564 02:12:59,571 --> 02:13:03,401 No, Yaya, it's not safe for you to go alone. I'll go with you. 1565 02:13:04,881 --> 02:13:06,274 Okay. 1566 02:13:10,756 --> 02:13:14,847 - Do you want me to come? - No. You stay here. 1567 02:13:14,891 --> 02:13:16,937 I need some time alone with her. 1568 02:13:16,980 --> 02:13:18,460 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1569 02:13:24,553 --> 02:13:26,294 I'll take it. 1570 02:13:54,235 --> 02:13:56,454 I'm glad we're doing this together, Yaya. 1571 02:13:58,500 --> 02:13:59,936 Me, too. 1572 02:14:00,806 --> 02:14:03,331 I actually wanted to tell you that I'm... 1573 02:14:03,374 --> 02:14:06,203 ...really impressed by everything you're doing here. 1574 02:14:07,117 --> 02:14:10,947 I mean, you managed to run a fucking matriarchy, Abigail. 1575 02:14:18,694 --> 02:14:21,827 You domesticated all the old alpha males. 1576 02:14:21,871 --> 02:14:23,264 Yeah! 1577 02:14:26,136 --> 02:14:27,485 Thank you. 1578 02:14:31,402 --> 02:14:33,404 No, it's really impressive. 1579 02:14:41,543 --> 02:14:43,980 We should stick together, huh? 1580 02:15:09,788 --> 02:15:11,442 Oh, my God... 1581 02:15:14,445 --> 02:15:17,187 I think it should be a little easier from here. 1582 02:16:54,502 --> 02:16:56,547 Nein, nein. 1583 02:16:58,680 --> 02:17:00,160 Huh? 1584 02:17:46,728 --> 02:17:48,686 Abigail! 1585 02:17:48,730 --> 02:17:50,166 Yeah? 1586 02:17:51,298 --> 02:17:53,213 I see something! 1587 02:17:56,868 --> 02:17:59,871 A what? 1588 02:18:01,743 --> 02:18:04,659 I can't hear you! 1589 02:18:07,879 --> 02:18:11,013 - Abigail! Hurry up! - I'm coming! 1590 02:18:12,232 --> 02:18:14,495 - Abigail! - Yaya! 1591 02:18:16,758 --> 02:18:20,240 Yaya! 1592 02:18:20,283 --> 02:18:21,676 Abigail! 1593 02:18:23,373 --> 02:18:26,855 Abigail! Abigail, there's an elevator! 1594 02:18:29,597 --> 02:18:31,990 - It's a resort, Abigail! - A what? 1595 02:18:32,034 --> 02:18:33,688 It's a resort! 1596 02:18:37,344 --> 02:18:41,348 Come, look! It's a luxury resort! 1597 02:18:45,787 --> 02:18:48,137 It's been there the whole time! 1598 02:18:48,180 --> 02:18:51,358 It's been there the whole fucking time, Abigail! 1599 02:19:05,328 --> 02:19:06,634 Come. 1600 02:19:09,811 --> 02:19:12,988 Come, Abigail. Come. 1601 02:19:20,561 --> 02:19:21,953 Abigail? 1602 02:19:24,260 --> 02:19:26,436 Let's enjoy this moment. 1603 02:20:01,471 --> 02:20:03,908 - It's surreal, huh? - Yeah. 1604 02:20:18,445 --> 02:20:20,838 You must be excited to see your kids, huh? 1605 02:20:22,449 --> 02:20:25,365 - I don't have kids. - Ah... 1606 02:20:27,062 --> 02:20:28,455 Sorry. 1607 02:20:39,248 --> 02:20:40,641 Let's go. 1608 02:20:42,686 --> 02:20:44,296 I need to wee-wee. 1609 02:20:45,080 --> 02:20:47,169 - Yeah. - And then we will go. 1610 02:20:47,212 --> 02:20:48,518 Okay. 1611 02:21:56,107 --> 02:21:57,500 Abigail? 1612 02:22:01,983 --> 02:22:04,246 Abigail, I can try and help you. 1613 02:22:06,378 --> 02:22:08,598 I don't know how, but... 1614 02:22:13,037 --> 02:22:17,477 Abigail... maybe you can come and work for me? 1615 02:22:18,129 --> 02:22:20,131 You could be my assistant. 1616 02:22:27,399 --> 02:22:28,792 Aargh! 1617 02:22:43,067 --> 02:22:44,286 Fuck! 1618 02:22:46,506 --> 02:22:47,681 Aargh! 120513