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♪
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- Who wants to go to Broadway?
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[all cheering]
I welcome you all...
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to the world...
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of Death Rattle!
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- Well, my friends are
just beside themselves
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that I'm gonna get to work with the CoBro!
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- I'm just the friendly zoologist
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who morphs into a 20-foot cobra
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and helps the cops save the day.
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Hey, you.
- I loved you in Girl Cop.
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♪
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[blows]
Oh!
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OLIVER: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. He's dead.
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He's dead. Ben's dead.
My leading man is dead!
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- At least you had the consideration
to keep the body
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out of the building this time.
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- My first thought when he went down?
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Maybe he was poisoned.
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And a podcast about
the poisoning of a big movie star?
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That could be huge.
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[crowd gasping]
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- Mama's back, bitches!
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That's right. I'm alive!
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- Word is out. Ben is back.
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[liquid dripping]
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[glass cracking]
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[crash]
[Uma screams]
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[quiet heart beating]
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♪
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BEN:
When you're falling...
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[muffled whooshing]
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...all you can hear is your heartbeat.
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It's been beating since
the moment you were born,
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and you never paid it any mind.
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And now,
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the last thought
that pops into your head,
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right before you hit the ground,
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"I should have listened to it
while I still had the chance.
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"Because if I'd listened
to that heartbeat,
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maybe none of this would've happened."
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[rubber stretching, pops]
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I'm sorry.
What did fucking happen in this play?
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This woman got choked with a rattle
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and thrown off the top
of the Pickwick Lighthouse,
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and our audience is supposed to think
a baby is my prime suspect?
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- Well, yes and no because the author--
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- Well, what is it, Oliver?
Because I don't live in the gray.
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CoBro doesn't live in the gray.
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Is he a cobra? Yeah.
Is he a bro? Yeah.
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That's how you gross two bill.
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Not with subtle. Subtle doesn't sell.
[rattling]
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- First of all, do you see
this paisley neckcloth?
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I have never been accused of being subtle.
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And second, Ben, Ben,
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rehearsal's a process.
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This is our first week with this material.
[Ben sighs]
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When the curtain goes up
in three months on opening night,
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trust me.
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You're gonna kill.
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[door slams shut]
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KT:
No, he definitely died the second time.
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Oh shit, gotta go.
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- [grunts] KT. KT. KT! Wait.
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Wait!
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Okay, wh-why are there people
out there striking our sets?
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- Sorry, Oliver. I've got my orders.
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- Well, I'm ordering you to stop.
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This has to stop!
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Thank you.
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Now, I'm gonna call my producer
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and show you that
we are all on the same page.
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[dial tone]
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DONNA DEMEO [on phone]:
You've reached Donna Demeo,
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CEO and founder of Demeo Productions.
Leave your--
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- Okay. Well, I'll try the other producer,
the son.
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CLIFF [on phone]: Hi, it's Cliff Demeo.
I am also a professional now--
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- Okay, the reception here is dogshit.
[hangs up]
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- They're pulling the plug, Oliver.
They just don't wanna say it to your face.
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[construction noise]
- Well, then I need to go to them.
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And she's going with me! Gimme!
- What? No!
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[both struggling, yelling]
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- And you can tell
those workers onstage right now
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that if anyone lays
another finger on my sets,
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I'm gonna wrestle them, too.
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♪
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And Oliver Putnam never taps out!
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♪ lively theme song playing ♪
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♪ vocalizing ♪
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[distant street noise]
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- I don't know, Bruce.
The drug bust is tonight.
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What if I'm not back
in time for homecoming?
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- Guess you just have to speed.
[keys jingling]
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- Your dad's Saab?
If my sergeant finds out,
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he'll take my badge
and my learner's permit.
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- Save you a dance, Girl Cop.
[truck reverse beeping]
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♪ upbeat '80s music playing ♪
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[both blow]
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[video stops]
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♪
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CHARLES:
Lester! Security!
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OLIVER:
Lester!
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[shutter snapping]
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- You took those, didn't you?
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'Sup?
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- God, I had such a crush on you
in middle school.
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- Really?
What are you now? Like, a senior?
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- No, I-I actually
graduated a few years ago.
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I-I'm 29.
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- Tight.
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So, you're, like,
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done with college and working already?
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- I didn't finish college.
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- Tight.
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Tight.
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Hey, at least you landed
this sick apartment.
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- It's my aunt's,
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and I have to be out in a few weeks.
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- Oh. Okay.
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Okay.
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That's, uh--
- The opposite of tight.
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[sighs] I'm almost 30, and I have...
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nothing figured out.
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I should be...
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finding a job or a place to live,
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and, instead, all I can think about is...
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I don't know. I'm just lost.
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- You know, I was your age
when I played this part.
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- Yeah, I know. You were young and rich.
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That makes me feel way better.
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- No, I was a 31-year-old man
playing a high school senior.
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I was lost. And lonely.
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♪
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And they hadn't invented Propecia yet,
so I was also terrified.
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But, worst of all,
I was jealous of everyone else.
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My broke actor friends doing
off-Broadway plays for free?
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They had artistic integrity.
All the people I grew up with?
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They had real jobs,
kids they loved, families.
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But, it didn't do me any good
to compare myself to 'em.
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The people who figure their shit out
right away are boring.
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The late bloomers?
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People like us?
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We make the world go round.
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You can afford to take your time, Mabel.
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What you can't afford to do is waste it.
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♪
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- Thanks.
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This is nice. I haven't spoken
to a dead person since Tim Kono.
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- I'm dead?
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I'm kiddin'. I knew.
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You'll figure it out.
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- My shit or who killed you?
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- I'm bettin' on both.
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- Is it weird if we do the handshake?
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[blows]
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CHARLES:
Mm.
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[door opens, shuts]
OLIVER: Charles? Are you home?
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I'm in desperate need of your help.
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I have these scarves. Do you think
they're too much for a funeral?
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O-Or do you have something I can borrow
from your incredibly bland wardrobe?
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- Huh?
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- I didn't realize you were
going to the funeral.
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- Why would I not go to the funeral?
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- Well, I mean, it's more of a...
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fancy who's who kind of thing.
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A-And, you know, you and Ben--
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- Had a complicated but ultimately
copacetic working relationship.
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- [growls] I hope you gave the police
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a better performance
than whatever that was.
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- I gave them an honest statement,
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not to mention a complete list
of alibi witnesses,
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and a doctor's note saying
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I'm too weak to kill!
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Ow.
- Jesus.
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I do not have time to plumb
the depths of your conscience.
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Donna and Cliff are dodging my calls.
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I have to convince them
not to kill my show.
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- Oh, so now you're the victim here
and not the man in the box.
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- All I need is five minutes.
Give me five minutes in a room,
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and I can convince anyone of anything.
- That is not true.
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- I convinced you to get Paramount Plus.
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- No, I wanted that!
- Did you?
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[sighs]
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Hey!
- Hey!
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- Can I come with you to the funeral?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, please, God, yes! W-We need you!
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You're the glue. You're the Mabel
in the Charles-Oliver sandwich.
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- Without you, we're just two pieces
of stale white bread.
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- Exactly. Come on!
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- Hey, you didn't really know, Ben.
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Are you still crushing on him
or something?
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- No.
- Then, you're sleuthing?
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- Obviously.
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♪
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[quiet chatter]
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♪ muffled choir singing ♪
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- Yes, Oliver Putnam?
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- Yes, welcome.
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♪ choir continues ♪
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[Oliver snorts]
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♪
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CHARLES:
Is that Ben's funeral on the TV?
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USHER:
Closed circuit from upstairs.
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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I-I was sent here by mistake.
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I should be upstairs in the action
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with beloved friends, family,
and showbiz power players,
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not... with this pack of nobodies.
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- Hi, Charles-Haden Savage.
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- No, you're in the right place.
This is overflow three.
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- I'm sorry, overflow three?
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- Why does that sound like
a plumbing emergency?
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Like a very low priority
plumbing emergency.
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- And your name?
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- Mabel Mora.
I-I wouldn't be on the list.
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- Ah, then overflow three.
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- Hold on.
Complete strangers get overflow three?
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- Why don't we take a seat, shall we?
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[quiet chatter]
[Oliver sighs]
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Hurry.
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I'm gonna look around. Behave yourselves.
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♪ choir continues ♪
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- Cliff and Donna have to be
up there somewhere.
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I bet they have prime seats up there
on the main part of the cathedral.
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You know, the whatchamacallit.
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- The transept.
- No, no, no. That's the cross-section.
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I'm talking about the main part.
- The narthex, the antechamber.
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- Who are you,
the Hunchback of Notre Dame?
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I didn't I know was attending a funeral
with famous church architect, Sir...
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- Sir Christopher Wren.
- Okay, okay, okay.
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Congrats on winning Jeopardy!
- Well, for God's sake, do a crossword.
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- [sighs] I gotta get up there!
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- Shh!
- Sorry.
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♪ choir continues ♪
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Okay, okay.
This is gonna be tricky
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but I need you to draw
attention to yourself.
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Now, you won't be able
to do it with charisma,
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but maybe if you make
a loud noise to distract the usher.
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- I'm not doing that.
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- Something's rotten
in the state of Denmark.
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- Hamlet?
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- No, Gregg.
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Oh yeah, Hamlet.
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- I'm Mabel.
- Mabel Mora.
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Your reputation precedes you.
I did security for Ben.
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- Oh. Security.
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I mean, then you must know all about--
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- Threats, crazy fans, restraining orders.
Yeah. [laughs]
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I got a whole filing cabinet
of that stuff.
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When you work security,
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you learn to look at a crowd
and pick out the troublemakers.
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Like the ones from his play.
253
00:12:33,504 --> 00:12:37,424
Kimber. Harmless ingenue,
or a woman scorned?
254
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:41,303
And Ty. Strapping heartthrob,
or over-ambitious hothead?
255
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,722
And Bobo? [laughs]
256
00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:47,309
That one writes itself.
[crunching]
257
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,603
- Sounds like you're investigating.
258
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,063
- Aren't you?
259
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:53,148
You should come look at my files.
260
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,775
Bring the old guys if you want.
261
00:12:54,775 --> 00:12:56,193
- Have you shown them to the cops?
262
00:12:56,777 --> 00:12:58,445
- I don't trust the cops.
263
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:04,660
PRIEST [on TV]: And now, a remembrance
from Ben's good friend, Michael Musaleks.
264
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:10,082
- When I think of Ben,
I think of resiliency.
265
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:15,003
He was an actor, after all.
Actors need to be resilient.
266
00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:18,966
Ben was fired from his first TV show.
267
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:22,052
Yep. Eight years old.
268
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,681
[loud ringtone of Charles singing]:
♪ It's a angel in flip-flops ♪
269
00:13:25,681 --> 00:13:28,016
- Silence all phones, please.
270
00:13:28,016 --> 00:13:30,394
- ♪ Angel in flip-flops, short-- ♪
271
00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:37,526
- [exhales] Hey. I think I got a lead.
Are you gonna be okay by yourself?
272
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,570
- No!
- [sighs] Go. Go.
273
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,282
PRIEST [on TV]: Please join me
in welcoming Mr. Harry Styles.
274
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:46,577
[applause, cheering]
275
00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:49,621
♪
276
00:13:51,290 --> 00:13:53,041
[door unlocking]
277
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,169
- Ta-da.
[keys jingling]
278
00:13:55,169 --> 00:13:56,420
[soft laugh]
279
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,674
Um, do you mind taking your shoes off?
280
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,509
- Oh, I have, uh, plantar fasciitis.
281
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:05,888
If I step on a grain of sand,
it feels like a shard of glass.
282
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,183
Oh, okay. Well...
283
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,561
- Whoa.
- I know, I know.
284
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:14,479
It's-- [laughs]
- Amazing!
285
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,856
- Wait, are you a fan?
- Uh-huh.
286
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:17,232
- Oh. Well, then you're gonna love this.
287
00:14:17,232 --> 00:14:20,235
♪
288
00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,405
- Holy shit!
289
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,831
[gasps] Oh, my gosh.
290
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,334
Are these the car keys from Girl Cop?
291
00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:36,460
- Ben gave them to me.
292
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,754
That's the helmet from Chinook Rising.
[sniffs]
293
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:41,924
Those are the sneakers from
Labrador Receiver. [snarls]
294
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,510
- What are these?
- Those are Ben's pants.
295
00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:46,261
- Wow! From...
296
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,638
- Old Navy.
297
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:52,309
- Oh. So, uh, you did security for Ben.
298
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,852
How come I never noticed you before?
299
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,146
- I don't know.
I'm good at my job? [laughs]
300
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,648
[awkward laughter]
301
00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,441
- Uh, Gregg, about those files
you were gonna show us.
302
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:01,860
- Oh, right. Stay here.
[bell jingling]
303
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,278
Oop!
[squeak]
304
00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,739
Ben wants to say hi.
305
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,824
- Oh. That's Ben! He's cute.
306
00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,285
- She.
- Oh.
307
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,456
[Ben snarls]
- [whispers] Okay, we have to go.
308
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,959
- [whispers] No. You can go.
I wanna see what he has to show us.
309
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:19,378
- What, a-an ant farm
with a thousand little Bens?
310
00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,213
The man has an unhealthy vibe.
311
00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:24,132
- He's a fan.
- H-He's a psycho.
312
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,343
- Oh, he's harmless. I mean...
[Ben barking]
313
00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,387
Look, they're friends. They're--
314
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:32,057
♪
315
00:15:32,057 --> 00:15:34,977
Oh shit, that's Photoshopped.
316
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,980
- This is why I should
never take off my shoes.
317
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:41,900
MABEL: What are you-- [muffled]
[body thuds]
318
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,653
- Mabel! Are you okay?
319
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:47,614
[Ben barking]
[grunts]
320
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,617
- I thought you said
it was plantar fasciitis.
321
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,869
♪ suspenseful music swells ♪
322
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,999
[soft chatter]
[church bell tolling]
323
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,626
- Maxine! [laughs]
- Oh!
324
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,921
- Funny running into you here
in the narthex on my way to the nave.
325
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,884
Did your editor send his theater critic
to review a funeral?
326
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:07,926
[laughs]
327
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:11,138
Hey, d-did you happen to see
Donna and Cliff up there?
328
00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:12,389
- I did, in fact.
329
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:13,849
- And how do they seem?
- Hm?
330
00:16:13,849 --> 00:16:16,393
- You know, I mean, grieving, or more...
331
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,938
upbeat and open-minded?
[sighs]
332
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,356
- I'd say grieving.
333
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,901
- Hey, d-do you know what
might cheer them up?
334
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,694
If you shared your review
of Death Rattle with them.
335
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,196
[chuckles]
336
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,156
- You're not serious.
337
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,533
- [stammering] M-Maybe just give them
a taste, you know?
338
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:34,077
I mean, "S-sure,
your lead died on opening night,
339
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,663
"but, lucky for you, we don't review
opening night in this business.
340
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,249
"We review press previews
that happened days before.
341
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:41,668
And the one I saw was a tour de force."
342
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:43,128
You know, something like that.
343
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,339
Maybe... exactly like that.
344
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,466
- Take care, Oliver.
345
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,468
- Please. Please. Please! Ple--
346
00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,637
Please, Maxine.
347
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:56,016
They're taking down my sets, okay?
348
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:59,561
After Splash,
I spent 15 years in Broadway jail
349
00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:02,564
thinking about what I'd do if I ever
got another shot, and now this.
350
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,359
Just my luck.
351
00:17:06,527 --> 00:17:07,778
- Come sit.
352
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,658
I am sorry, Oliver,
353
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:15,869
but I don't think my review
will change anything.
354
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,371
- But I know you liked it.
355
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,916
You have a tell. Do you know that?
356
00:17:20,916 --> 00:17:23,627
You close your notebook
when you love a show you're watching.
357
00:17:23,627 --> 00:17:25,170
I had a spy at the previews.
358
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,881
He said you closed it
halfway through act one.
359
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,716
Are you telling me I'm wrong?
360
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,593
- My pen ran out of ink.
361
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,804
That's why I stopped taking notes.
362
00:17:34,388 --> 00:17:35,639
- Oh.
363
00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,391
Well, what does that mean?
364
00:17:37,391 --> 00:17:39,434
- My review was going to be a pan.
365
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,687
- Was it?
366
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,401
Well, what about the performances?
[sad chuckle]
367
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,946
- Oh, I hate to say it, especially here,
368
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:53,407
but I'm afraid your leading man is giving
369
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:56,660
a better performance today
than he did the night that I saw him.
370
00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,497
- [shocked exhale] Okay...
371
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,876
[sniffs] What about the staging?
372
00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:06,086
- Bland. Bleak.
373
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,089
- You know, Jesus, Maxine!
What are you talking about?
374
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:12,092
Death Rattle is, is a classic
haunting murder mystery.
375
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,720
It's not supposed to be fun.
- I haven't always been a fan of yours,
376
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,557
but even your worst productions sing!
Somehow.
377
00:18:18,557 --> 00:18:21,852
This one... just didn't sing.
378
00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:23,937
- I mean, I was trying something new.
I was trying--
379
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,982
- Well, it felt stodgy.
And a little scared.
380
00:18:27,733 --> 00:18:29,109
Yes.
381
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:31,403
[sighs] But don't worry.
382
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:35,032
Nobody saw my review,
and nobody ever will.
383
00:18:35,032 --> 00:18:38,243
Which... is a shame.
384
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:41,496
It was some of
my most vitriolic writing. [chuckles]
385
00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,332
Peak Maxine.
386
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,417
I never hold back, Oliver.
387
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,211
And neither should you.
388
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:52,382
♪ melancholy music playing ♪
389
00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:54,760
OLIVER: Come on, Ben.
I can feel you holding back.
390
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,596
J-Just go for it.
- Sorry, but this... [sighs]
391
00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,848
This whole falling, heartbeat, heartbeat,
392
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,934
it just sounds weird, right?
393
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,644
Could we lose it?
OLIVER: Well, no.
394
00:19:03,644 --> 00:19:06,021
Just say it how you would say it.
395
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,022
[sighs]
396
00:19:08,065 --> 00:19:09,358
[exhales]
397
00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:12,319
- [affected voice] When you're falling--
When you're fall--
398
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,738
[raspy]
When you're falling, all you can--
399
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:16,573
[less raspy] When you're falling--
- What's the matter?
400
00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,283
- I mean, d-- Come on, don't you hear it?
401
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:20,953
I s-sound so fucking phony!
402
00:19:20,953 --> 00:19:23,330
- Oh, phony, d-don't say that.
Don't say phony.
403
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,790
- I hate my voice.
404
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:27,459
OLIVER: Well, I hate to shock you,
all you have is your voice.
405
00:19:28,502 --> 00:19:30,295
You're only a phony if you don't use it.
406
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:31,588
What's scaring you?
407
00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,591
♪ dramatic music playing ♪
408
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,136
- I was Girl Cop. I was CoBro.
409
00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,224
What if I can't just be me?
410
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,810
What if I need a ridiculous premise
just to be any good?
411
00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,395
- Well, you are doing a play
412
00:19:46,395 --> 00:19:48,689
where a baby is suspected of murder.
413
00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,360
Look, Benjamin. Benjamin.
414
00:19:54,486 --> 00:19:57,281
I want you to know it is okay
415
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,366
to just be you.
416
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:00,993
Look, I'm scared, too.
417
00:20:00,993 --> 00:20:02,244
[gasps]
418
00:20:03,287 --> 00:20:05,831
Scared, but exhilarated.
419
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:08,125
We're onto something here, Ben.
420
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,210
Come on! Take it again.
421
00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:12,546
[winces]
422
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,591
- [natural voice]
When you're falling...
423
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:18,844
all you can hear is your heartbeat.
424
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:21,763
It's been beating since the moment
you were born,
425
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:24,975
and you never paid it any mind.
Now...
426
00:20:24,975 --> 00:20:27,436
♪ music builds ♪
427
00:20:27,436 --> 00:20:31,231
the last thought that pops in your head,
428
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,774
right before you hit the ground...
429
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,776
[gasping]
430
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:38,572
"I should have listened to it
while I still had the chance."
431
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,743
[gasping, whimpering]
432
00:20:42,743 --> 00:20:44,786
♪ music crescendos ♪
433
00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:48,540
[straining]
[chain clanging]
434
00:20:48,540 --> 00:20:51,627
- Motherfucker! Motherfucker!
435
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:54,338
- Hey, you're not gonna rip
this pillar out of the ground.
436
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:58,091
This is a pre-war building.
If fascism couldn't tear it down...
437
00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:00,344
- Must... get... free!
438
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,095
[restraints clanging]
[sighs]
439
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,097
Fuck! [sighs]
440
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:07,851
[sighs] What do you think is gonna happen?
441
00:21:07,851 --> 00:21:09,520
- Well,
442
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,480
he killed Ben,
443
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,149
and we know too much, so...
444
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,655
Hey, at least we found the killer.
445
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:21,532
And in record time.
446
00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:24,117
Usually, it takes us
at least eight episodes.
447
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,703
- Yeah, I guess we did get better.
448
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:31,416
We managed to solve it
without falsely accusing anyone.
449
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:34,503
- Or recording people
without their consent.
450
00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:36,505
- Or interrogating a bird.
451
00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:41,009
I'm so sorry I brought us here.
452
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:44,471
If you die, and it's my fault, I--
453
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,765
- This is not your fault.
454
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:48,559
I don't blame you
for trying to solve a murder.
455
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:51,478
You have a strong sense of justice.
456
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,980
And a huge crush on Ben.
457
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,523
- It's not that!
458
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,359
It's not just that.
459
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,113
After my dad died,
460
00:22:01,113 --> 00:22:04,116
my mom wouldn't leave
her bedroom for six months.
461
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:07,452
I ate a lot of scrambled eggs that year.
462
00:22:08,412 --> 00:22:10,622
I also watched a lot of Girl Cop.
463
00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:13,750
Ben's character on the show was...
464
00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,295
sweet and...
465
00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:19,047
I used to dream that
he'd pull up in his dad's Saab
466
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:21,133
and take me away from that place.
467
00:22:21,592 --> 00:22:23,802
- In a Saab?
- What, it was a cool car.
468
00:22:23,802 --> 00:22:25,804
It looked like a Porsche.
469
00:22:25,804 --> 00:22:26,972
♪
470
00:22:26,972 --> 00:22:29,766
He got me through that time. Us...
471
00:22:29,766 --> 00:22:30,809
through that.
472
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,312
One day, I was watching Girl Cop
473
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:35,522
and my mom was laughing in her room,
474
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:37,524
and I thought that was weird.
475
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:41,069
Then, a few minutes later,
476
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:44,573
there's a joke on the show,
and we both laughed.
477
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:49,119
And I realized that we were
watching the same thing.
478
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:51,622
For 30 minutes a week,
479
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:54,124
I was laughing with my mom again.
480
00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,211
Even if we were in different rooms.
481
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:01,632
I know he was a dick to you, Charles,
482
00:23:01,632 --> 00:23:03,884
and I didn't really know him...
483
00:23:03,884 --> 00:23:06,261
♪
484
00:23:06,261 --> 00:23:08,472
but, in a weird way,
485
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,140
he meant a lot to me.
486
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,268
- Ben wasn't the dick.
487
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,770
I was.
488
00:23:16,605 --> 00:23:17,856
- What?
489
00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:20,359
- Because if I'd listened
to that heartbeat...
490
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:24,571
[sighs] maybe none
of this would've happened.
491
00:23:25,614 --> 00:23:27,824
[Oliver clapping]
- That was it. Did you feel it?
492
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,202
Did you feel it, Ben? Okay,
493
00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:32,204
let that sink in.
494
00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:34,540
[sighs] Bravo.
495
00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:41,463
- Hey.
496
00:23:42,339 --> 00:23:43,632
That was great.
497
00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:47,094
- [mocking]
"That was great."
498
00:23:47,094 --> 00:23:48,720
[scoffs]
- What is your problem?
499
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,223
You've been nothing but rude
to me since the table read.
500
00:23:52,307 --> 00:23:55,310
- You seriously don't remember?
- Remember what?
501
00:23:58,564 --> 00:23:59,565
- Brazzos?
502
00:23:59,565 --> 00:24:01,859
- I mean, I remember Brazzos.
503
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:05,070
[sighs]
What? What?
504
00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:07,281
What, what, what? Were you a fan?
505
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,908
- No, I was an actor!
506
00:24:10,534 --> 00:24:14,162
I-I was cast as a series regular.
Boy genius Timothy Bush?
507
00:24:15,998 --> 00:24:17,124
- Doesn't ring a bell.
508
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,377
- I'd just done
my very first table read ever.
509
00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:21,837
You went over to the director,
510
00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:24,840
told him I was a phony, and got me fired.
511
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:27,593
I was 8 years old.
512
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:30,971
- Did you act a lot with your hands?
513
00:24:30,971 --> 00:24:33,223
- Do you have any idea
what that did to me?
514
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:34,683
It means that every job I go to,
515
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:37,686
I'm still that little boy
who can't hack it. Even now.
516
00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:39,980
And that insecurity?
I can't walk into a room
517
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:41,982
without acting like a total jackass.
518
00:24:41,982 --> 00:24:43,400
- Oh, and that's my fault?
519
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,069
- I was a kid!
I was supporting my mom and my brother,
520
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,487
and you fired me.
521
00:24:47,487 --> 00:24:50,032
You know,
I could get you fired off this play.
522
00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:53,827
I could bring things full circle,
but I won't.
523
00:24:54,703 --> 00:24:56,705
I'd rather make it hell for you.
524
00:24:57,289 --> 00:25:00,626
♪
525
00:25:06,465 --> 00:25:08,175
This is my-- You get out.
- Okay, okay, okay!
526
00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,969
So, when he showed up to do the play,
527
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:12,971
I could have made things right,
528
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,682
but I didn't.
529
00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,643
And now, it's too late.
530
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:19,061
[door slams]
531
00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:24,650
[cart creaking]
532
00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,985
GREGG: Alrighty, now!
[rattling]
533
00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:30,906
- You can kill me any way you want,
but make hers quick and painless.
534
00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:32,241
[clanging]
535
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,785
Actually,
we'll take two quick and painless.
536
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:37,079
[rummaging]
- What the fuck is that?
537
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,747
- It's a kitchen torch.
538
00:25:38,747 --> 00:25:40,541
I stole it from the pastry chef at work.
539
00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:42,501
- I thought you said
you were a security guard.
540
00:25:42,501 --> 00:25:45,629
- I lied. I work at Lulu's Steakhouse
on 51st and 7th.
541
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:49,132
Chef Bobby doesn't think
I'm "sous-chef" material.
542
00:25:49,132 --> 00:25:51,510
Punk-ass bitch.
He should see me now.
543
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:52,511
[click]
544
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:54,513
[click]
545
00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:55,806
Come on.
546
00:25:55,806 --> 00:25:57,724
- They usually have a safety.
- Charles!
547
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,227
- Huh. Thanks, Charles.
That's cool of you. You're right.
548
00:26:00,853 --> 00:26:02,688
- Gregg,
you're not gonna get away with this!
549
00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:03,730
- No, you aren't!
550
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,816
♪
551
00:26:05,816 --> 00:26:08,402
I saw how you squirmed at the service.
552
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:10,571
How uncomfortable you were.
553
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:12,072
You hated Ben!
554
00:26:12,990 --> 00:26:14,616
So much so that you killed him!
555
00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:15,617
- No!
- Wait, what?
556
00:26:15,617 --> 00:26:17,703
Charles didn't kill him. You did.
557
00:26:17,703 --> 00:26:21,081
- Me? No, I loved him,
and you took him from me! Confess!
558
00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:22,916
Confess!
- Help! Help!
559
00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,752
[muffled yelling]
560
00:26:25,752 --> 00:26:28,005
- What?
- Where'd you get that hankie?
561
00:26:30,966 --> 00:26:33,093
- I stole it from Ben's the night he died
562
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,970
when I was looking for clues
and collectibles.
563
00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:37,890
- Wait, you broke into-- [muffled yelling]
564
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:39,641
- Admit it! You killed him!
565
00:26:39,641 --> 00:26:41,977
- Kill!? I wouldn't kill-- [blowing]
- Say it!
566
00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,103
[door slams]
Say it--
567
00:26:43,103 --> 00:26:44,980
OFFICER 1: Hands up!
OFFICER 2: Drop the blowtorch!
568
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:46,690
Let me see your hands!
- I didn't do anything.
569
00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:48,692
OFFICER 2:
Take him! Gimme your hands.
570
00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:51,028
[panting]
[police radio chatter]
571
00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:52,613
Got him?
572
00:26:52,613 --> 00:26:54,823
Check his pockets.
GREGG: I didn't do anything!
573
00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,034
[handcuffs clicking]
- I'm Detective Biswas.
574
00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:59,286
[Gregg groans]
You must be the podcasters.
575
00:26:59,286 --> 00:27:00,621
Williams told me about you guys.
576
00:27:00,621 --> 00:27:02,706
- Detective Williams
told you we were down here?
577
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:05,125
- No, she told me
you're a pain in the ass.
578
00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:08,128
We've been on this guy
for the past 48 hours.
579
00:27:08,128 --> 00:27:09,755
Someone saw him book it out of the Arconia
580
00:27:09,755 --> 00:27:11,798
two minutes after Ben Glenroy died.
581
00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:14,426
You know he's a stalker, right?
582
00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,721
What the fuck were you thinking?
583
00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:18,722
[Mabel grunts]
584
00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,516
- Thank you.
BISWAS: Wait.
585
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:25,562
Aren't there's supposed
to be three of you?
586
00:27:26,939 --> 00:27:29,691
- We have his address, if you need it.
587
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,152
[sighs]
[Velcro ripping]
588
00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:33,820
[sighs]
589
00:27:35,697 --> 00:27:37,866
- [sighs] You've had a minor heart attack.
590
00:27:37,866 --> 00:27:39,576
- Oh, my God, Dad.
591
00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:42,079
- He said minor, Willie. I mean...
592
00:27:43,330 --> 00:27:45,999
Plus, that's just a rite of passage
in the theater, you know.
593
00:27:45,999 --> 00:27:48,252
Bob Fosse had, like, five.
594
00:27:48,252 --> 00:27:49,503
- Yeah, you know the last one
killed him, right?
595
00:27:49,503 --> 00:27:51,588
- Aw, you did read his biography.
596
00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:53,173
[sighs]
597
00:27:53,173 --> 00:27:56,468
- Uh, there are a few things
we need to talk about.
598
00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:59,221
First is your blood pressure.
599
00:27:59,221 --> 00:28:00,597
It's 160 over 100.
600
00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,015
- And is that high?
601
00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:02,933
- Yes.
- Yes.
602
00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:05,519
- And is high good?
603
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:06,770
- No!
DOCTOR: No.
604
00:28:07,896 --> 00:28:10,315
- Uh, I'm going to prescribe
you some medications,
605
00:28:10,315 --> 00:28:13,861
but you need to change your diet, too.
Cut out dips.
606
00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:15,571
- Doctor, are you trying to kill me?
607
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:18,240
- You also have an arrhythmia,
608
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,450
so I'm giving you this Holter monitor.
609
00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:23,704
It sits right here across your chest.
610
00:28:23,704 --> 00:28:25,706
And when you feel an irregular heartbeat,
611
00:28:25,706 --> 00:28:27,749
you press the button, like that.
[beeps]
612
00:28:27,749 --> 00:28:29,585
That way, we can keep track of them.
613
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:32,254
- B-But I'm healthy enough
to still direct a play, right?
614
00:28:32,254 --> 00:28:33,630
DOCTOR:
Only if you think it's healthy
615
00:28:33,630 --> 00:28:36,175
to pretend you didn't
just have a heart attack.
616
00:28:36,175 --> 00:28:38,969
You need to reduce stress.
617
00:28:38,969 --> 00:28:41,180
Hm? Because if there's a next time,
618
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,890
it might not be so small.
619
00:28:46,768 --> 00:28:48,604
- PTSD check.
620
00:28:48,604 --> 00:28:50,814
How are we holding up?
- Okay.
621
00:28:50,814 --> 00:28:52,608
I've already repressed it.
622
00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:53,984
- That's good.
623
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,028
So...
624
00:28:56,945 --> 00:28:59,072
I think the police have the wrong guy.
625
00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:01,283
- Mabel--
- Please, just hear me out!
626
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:03,952
Gregg didn't hate Ben.
He loved him.
627
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:07,039
- You're splitting psychopathic hairs!
He kidnapped us!
628
00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:10,000
- But only because he wanted
to find the killer.
629
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:13,003
I mean, he wanted to find
the killer so badly
630
00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:15,130
that he was willing to
commit multiple felonies.
631
00:29:15,130 --> 00:29:16,423
[presses button]
632
00:29:16,423 --> 00:29:19,426
Come on, you know I'm right.
Plus, there's this.
633
00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:22,763
If Gregg had Ben's handkerchief,
634
00:29:22,763 --> 00:29:26,141
then whose handkerchief
was Ben holding when he died?
635
00:29:26,141 --> 00:29:29,144
♪
636
00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:31,396
- Where'd you get these?
637
00:29:32,731 --> 00:29:34,942
- Well, I...
[shutter snapping]
638
00:29:34,942 --> 00:29:38,153
CHARLES: You tampered with a crime scene
and took photos?!
639
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:40,155
I find this highly concerning.
640
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:44,159
And, at the same time,
I am very impressed.
641
00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:46,411
[bell dings, doors open]
642
00:29:47,246 --> 00:29:51,166
So, why was Ben holding that handkerchief?
643
00:29:51,166 --> 00:29:53,085
- So what if...
[heartbeat thumping]
644
00:29:53,085 --> 00:29:55,879
What if Ben, before he fell...
645
00:29:57,214 --> 00:29:59,508
what if he tried to grab onto something?
646
00:29:59,508 --> 00:30:01,718
CHARLES:
Right, and all he could reach
647
00:30:01,718 --> 00:30:03,762
was the killer's pocket square.
648
00:30:05,055 --> 00:30:06,807
MABEL:
Or...
649
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:09,560
the killer had it in their hair
or around their neck.
650
00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:12,187
CHARLES:
Or, I don't know,
651
00:30:12,187 --> 00:30:15,148
maybe he ripped it
right out of the killer's hand.
652
00:30:15,148 --> 00:30:17,067
MABEL: Okay, so,
653
00:30:17,067 --> 00:30:18,694
are you in?
654
00:30:19,528 --> 00:30:20,571
- Yeah.
655
00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:25,826
[blows]
656
00:30:26,535 --> 00:30:27,536
Yeah...
657
00:30:27,536 --> 00:30:28,787
- Oh, we'll get there.
658
00:30:29,788 --> 00:30:32,791
[heartbeat thumping]
659
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:35,419
DOCTOR [echoing]:
You need to reduce stress.
660
00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:38,297
[sighs]
MAXINE [echoing]: Bland. Bleak.
661
00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:42,843
[quiet snapping]
This one... just didn't sing.
662
00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:44,845
Just didn't sing.
663
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:47,890
I never hold back, Oliver.
[stage lights click]
664
00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:49,516
And neither should you.
[lights sparkling]
665
00:30:49,516 --> 00:30:51,226
[jazzy heartbeat]
666
00:30:51,226 --> 00:30:52,644
[drum roll]
[Oliver snorts]
667
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:56,023
- Ladies and gentlemen,
let's take it from the top.
668
00:30:56,023 --> 00:30:59,276
♪ Fosse-style jazz music playing ♪
669
00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:01,278
[snapping continues]
670
00:31:01,278 --> 00:31:04,031
♪ music crescendos ♪
671
00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:06,867
♪
672
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:11,496
- Relax, Putnam.
You know I'm not into this musical shit.
673
00:31:11,496 --> 00:31:13,373
♪ dramatic sting ♪
674
00:31:14,374 --> 00:31:15,834
♪
675
00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:18,086
You're making a mess of things, Oliver.
676
00:31:18,086 --> 00:31:20,339
- She's right. You better listen.
677
00:31:20,339 --> 00:31:21,757
- Listen, up, Daddy.
678
00:31:21,757 --> 00:31:23,008
- ♪ You've got too much stress ♪
679
00:31:23,008 --> 00:31:24,885
- ♪ Uh-huh ♪
- ♪ Let it go ♪
680
00:31:24,885 --> 00:31:25,802
- ♪ Yeah ♪
681
00:31:25,802 --> 00:31:27,179
- ♪ You're a mess ♪
682
00:31:27,763 --> 00:31:29,431
♪ Too much stress ♪
- ♪ Ah ♪
683
00:31:29,431 --> 00:31:30,641
- ♪ The show, the show, the show ♪
684
00:31:30,641 --> 00:31:32,518
♪ The show, the show can't go on ♪
685
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,146
♪ Stop, stop, stop ♪
686
00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:37,731
♪ Please stop ♪
687
00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:38,649
♪ finale sting ♪
688
00:31:39,525 --> 00:31:42,361
[ding, ringing]
689
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:45,364
♪ whimsical music playing ♪
690
00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:49,785
- Donna, Cliff, trust me.
You'll love it!
691
00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:52,037
You'll hear me out?
692
00:31:53,539 --> 00:31:56,625
I love you both. Give each other
a big kiss on the lips for me.
693
00:31:56,625 --> 00:31:59,628
Big news, people!
First of all, Charles,
694
00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:02,256
you should consider sequins,
and a lot of them.
695
00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:03,882
- Uh, no thanks, and let's move on.
696
00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:05,133
- Second, I'm listening to my heart
697
00:32:05,133 --> 00:32:07,135
and re-imagining Death Rattle
698
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:09,263
in the most Oliver Putnam way.
699
00:32:09,263 --> 00:32:10,472
[panting]
700
00:32:10,472 --> 00:32:13,308
I'm gonna make it sing, goddamn it!
701
00:32:13,308 --> 00:32:14,810
That's right, folks.
702
00:32:15,602 --> 00:32:17,479
It's a musical. [snorts]
703
00:32:17,479 --> 00:32:20,357
Get ready for Death Rattle dazzle!
704
00:32:21,358 --> 00:32:22,860
What are you doing with that?
705
00:32:23,735 --> 00:32:25,362
- The cops got it wrong.
706
00:32:25,362 --> 00:32:28,615
We think that Ben's killer
is someone in your show.
707
00:32:28,615 --> 00:32:30,742
- Which means...
[beep]
708
00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:32,244
- We're back.
709
00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:35,122
[panting]
710
00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:38,166
[monitor beeps]
[snorts, whimpers]
711
00:32:39,877 --> 00:32:42,880
♪
51932
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