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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,798 [tinny ding] 2 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,210 [loud ding] 3 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,259 good morning, sir. 4 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:39,760 welcome to the majestic. 5 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,036 may I help you? 6 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:50,971 lionel spalding... 7 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,240 and neil. 8 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:55,543 welcome to the majestic, mr. Spalding, neil. 9 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:56,844 thank you. 10 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:58,846 [singing opera] 11 00:03:09,056 --> 00:03:12,526 this is the air shaft to basement. Do you read me? 12 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:14,362 i read you. What's your 20? 13 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:16,930 i'm in position, found our target. 14 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:18,566 he's picking on poor artie. 15 00:03:18,632 --> 00:03:22,135 i don't care how long you've been at this hotel. 16 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,538 you must smile when you greet the guests. 17 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:27,275 you should see this lady who checked in. 18 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,677 she weighs about a thousand pounds. 19 00:03:29,743 --> 00:03:31,044 that's a physical impossibility. 20 00:03:31,111 --> 00:03:33,314 and stay focused. We're on a mission. 21 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:35,516 sorry. 10-4. 22 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,923 one more time like this, and cut. 23 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,725 o.k...go. 24 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,637 is he on the mark? 25 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,605 not yet. 26 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:03,176 what's he doing? 27 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,312 not yet. 28 00:04:06,213 --> 00:04:07,881 ** ** [grrr] 29 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:08,882 [arf] 30 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,255 now! Now! Now! 31 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,224 no! Oh! 32 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:19,860 aah! Aah! Aah! 33 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:22,696 [grrr] 34 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:25,499 aah! 35 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,771 [whimpering] 36 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:36,477 uh-oh. Air shaft to basement. 37 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:38,111 we have a problem. 38 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,913 we hosed some guests. 39 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:40,714 abort mission. 40 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:42,483 repeat-- Abort mission. 41 00:04:42,550 --> 00:04:44,918 here. Come here, baby. 42 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:52,726 neil! 43 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,297 better get out of here. 44 00:04:57,365 --> 00:04:58,466 gotcha. 45 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,902 whoa! 46 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,940 mr. Grant, you might want to step out here a moment. 47 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,309 hey, murray. 48 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:11,078 hey, boys. 49 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,112 [kyle] slow down! 50 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:13,313 what the... 51 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:14,848 wait a minute. 52 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:17,951 brian! Kyle! 53 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,920 better split up, kyle. 54 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,055 what? Aah! 55 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,090 whoa! 56 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,625 slow down! 57 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:26,460 oh! 58 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,964 get your hands off me! 59 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,369 well... 60 00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:38,372 isn't this a pleasant way to start the day? 61 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,144 his name is neil. 62 00:05:44,211 --> 00:05:46,279 after neil armstrong. 63 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,816 [baby talk] the first man on the moon. 64 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:49,817 [arf] 65 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,318 [grrr] 66 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:54,021 and he's very, very sensitive. 67 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,791 i can see that just from looking into his eyes. 68 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,294 i just hope he hasn't suffered any severe trauma. 69 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,763 ahem. 70 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,031 mr. Grant. 71 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,500 yes. Thank you, nancy. 72 00:06:06,567 --> 00:06:07,735 dr. Sultinoff... 73 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:11,171 he's one of the city's finest pet psychologists. 74 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:12,673 please mention my name, 75 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,375 and I'm sure he'll see neil right away. 76 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,144 well, thank you, mr. Grant. 77 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,346 say thank you to Mr. Grant. 78 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,781 [arf] 79 00:06:20,848 --> 00:06:21,982 hmm. 80 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,419 we were aiming for norm. He stole our frisbee. 81 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,920 he didn't steal your frisbee. 82 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:31,158 he dug it out of the smoked salmon, where you threw it. 83 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,226 we didn't mean to soak any guests. 84 00:06:33,293 --> 00:06:34,695 mm-hmm. 85 00:06:38,732 --> 00:06:40,100 kyle, would you hold this? 86 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:43,771 attaboy. Would you put it in right about here? 87 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:44,605 dad. 88 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,206 no, no. I insist. 89 00:06:46,273 --> 00:06:47,641 brian, you, too. 90 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,276 can I have another knife? 91 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:51,745 just push it in. You might as well, 92 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:55,415 because if this week doesn't go perfectly, 93 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:58,786 and if you two do anything to foul things up, 94 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:01,755 i am going to be skewered, roasted, 95 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,757 and served as dead duck flambÉ. 96 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,359 so unless you two prefer moving 97 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,763 from a five-star hotel to a trailer park, 98 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,232 we will have no further disturbances. 99 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:13,634 do you understand? 100 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:16,136 we're sorry, dad. 101 00:07:19,473 --> 00:07:20,574 now... 102 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:22,876 next week... 103 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,279 after this is all over, 104 00:07:26,346 --> 00:07:28,281 we get to go on vacation. 105 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:29,282 yes! 106 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,184 barbados for 10 days, 107 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:33,120 just the three of us. 108 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,221 yes! 109 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:37,190 and we get to be the guests, 110 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,592 and we will nag, 111 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,093 and we will complain, 112 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,663 and we will make other people's lives miserable. 113 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,531 yes! 114 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:46,199 but until that time... 115 00:07:46,266 --> 00:07:47,901 you're both grounded. 116 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,037 what? What? 117 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,678 come on, guys. Let's go. Dinner. 118 00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,682 hey, I was up to $400. 119 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,183 where's your brother? 120 00:08:03,250 --> 00:08:04,217 barbados. 121 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,222 kyle, what are you doing? 122 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:13,694 practicing. 123 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:17,130 i figure we need spear guns for sharks. 124 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:19,867 wouldn't that be cool if we got to shoot a shark? 125 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,501 for everyone but the shark. 126 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,003 will the hotel have spear guns? 127 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:25,539 we'll ask the concierge when we get there. 128 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,874 how's your steak? 129 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,141 it's o.k. 130 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:31,612 o.k.? That's the finest filet in the city. 131 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:35,015 well, maybe we should cook for ourselves one night. 132 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:38,018 why? We have a five-star restaurant 133 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:39,419 at our beck and call. 134 00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:41,321 what if our plane crashes 135 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,624 and we're stranded in the jungle, 136 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,560 and we need spear guns to shoot our food, 137 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,796 but we don't know how to cook it? 138 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,799 you think the same way your mother did. 139 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,635 did I ever tell you that before? 140 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,837 is that good? 141 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:57,871 well... 142 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,975 it was never boring. 143 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:05,879 [speaking french] 144 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,150 if you got to be grounded, 145 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,153 a five-star hotel is the place to be. 146 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:26,667 if you'd like extra towels or ice-- 147 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,669 [speaking french] 148 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,939 enjoy your stay. 149 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,176 [murmuring] 150 00:09:40,213 --> 00:09:41,048 [knock knock] 151 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,985 [knock knock knock] 152 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,521 [knock] 153 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,657 [whack] 154 00:09:50,758 --> 00:09:53,526 terribly sorry. It slipped out of my hand. 155 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,095 i heard something in there. 156 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,765 probably one of my sports coats. 157 00:09:57,831 --> 00:10:00,668 I've been told they're a little bit loud. 158 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,771 don't you think that's funny? 159 00:10:03,837 --> 00:10:06,506 oh. Now I get it. Ha ha ha. 160 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:07,708 that's better. 161 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:11,144 would you like to see a little trick, hmm? 162 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,980 o.k. 163 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:18,752 you know, I know all sorts of tricks. 164 00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:21,588 do you know what my speciality is, hmm? 165 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,023 no. 166 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:26,359 i can make nosy little boys disappear. 167 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:30,063 one more thing-- 168 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,131 my dollar. 169 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,603 good morning. Rutledge. 170 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,239 welcome to the majestic, mr. Rutledge. 171 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,141 lord rutledge. 172 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:42,509 i beg your pardon. 173 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,011 quite all right. 174 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:47,547 the rutledges don't stand on the ceremony. 175 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,683 lord rutledge. 176 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,151 what are you doing here? 177 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,019 mrs. Dellacroce... 178 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,154 are you here for the ball? 179 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,122 of course. 180 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:57,958 where is poor mr. Dellacroce? 181 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,326 not here. 182 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:00,327 oh? 183 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:01,628 how--ahem-- 184 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,830 sad. 185 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,676 let's get to work. 186 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,514 300 rooms, dunston, equals 600 earrings, 187 00:11:21,581 --> 00:11:23,416 if my math serves me right. 188 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,854 here we are... 189 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,989 the majestic hotel. 190 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,759 and it's ours for the taking. 191 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,226 where better to begin 192 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:36,563 than with the lovely Mrs. Dellacroce? 193 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,198 room 812. 194 00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:40,067 remember her? 195 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,936 i hope she hasn't pawned all her best jewelry 196 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,471 to finance those facelifts. 197 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,406 ha ha ha. 198 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,708 i thought you'd given up. 199 00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:49,810 [sighs] 200 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,644 it will stunt your growth. 201 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,213 now give it back. 202 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,515 uh-uh. Uh-uh. 203 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,584 i'm a little too busy 204 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,619 for your amusing little games. 205 00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,755 will you please give it back? 206 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,456 hee hee hee. 207 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,825 monkey spit. 208 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:07,961 how delicious. 209 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:12,499 very good. 210 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,068 yeah. Very good. 211 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,839 dunston, have you seen the ice bucket? 212 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:24,611 i have two words to say to you... 213 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,413 medical...experiments. 214 00:12:28,615 --> 00:12:30,017 thank you. 215 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:30,851 now... 216 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,419 go to your room. 217 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,822 [pfft pfft] 218 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,256 i'm not debating this. 219 00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:37,224 you move! 220 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:39,860 i'm a liberal parent. 221 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:42,162 have it your own way. 222 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,898 god forbid I should spoil your fun. 223 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,934 go to your room! 224 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,470 [whimpering] 225 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:55,408 spare the rod, and spoil the monkey. 226 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,645 [whimpering] 227 00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,213 [traffic noises] 228 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,759 dubrow alert. 229 00:13:12,826 --> 00:13:13,760 dubrow alert? 230 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,761 dubrow alert! 231 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,762 dubrow alert. 232 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,297 dubrow alert. 233 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:19,199 dubrow alert! 234 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,167 dubrow alert! 235 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,168 dubrow al... 236 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,879 lobby 3 degrees too cold. 237 00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,914 doorman slow to open car door. 238 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,950 two crushed butts in ashtray number one. 239 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:41,088 make that 4 degrees too cold. 240 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,122 brr. 241 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,756 victor... 242 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,258 come along, darling. 243 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:51,431 you look beautiful, don't you? 244 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,900 [gasps] 245 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:53,967 mrs. Dubrow! 246 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,336 i'm sorry. I didn't mean to-- 247 00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:58,071 shh. Quite all right. 248 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,006 [arf] 249 00:13:59,072 --> 00:14:00,740 i'm taking him to his analyst. 250 00:14:00,807 --> 00:14:03,443 don't let me keep you... 251 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,213 "consuelo." 252 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,447 [arf arf] 253 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,882 i'm sorry. 254 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,919 consuelo. 255 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,821 so I knocked on the trunk, and he knocked back-- 256 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,523 [ring] 257 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,557 hello. 258 00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,426 dubrow alert. 259 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:20,427 dubrow alert. 260 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,728 wait. I'm not done. 261 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,730 yes, you are. She doesn't like kids. 262 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,966 she once kicked big bird in the nuts. 263 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,572 dad! 264 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,007 dad, put me down! 265 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,542 dad, put me down! 266 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:36,609 dad! 267 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,611 under the desk! 268 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:39,746 robert. 269 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,914 mrs. Dubrow. 270 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:43,216 ooh! Little roll in the carpet. 271 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:44,884 what a pleasant surprise! 272 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,387 mr. Dubrow, nice to see you, sir. 273 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,388 fluffy towels. 274 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:49,756 i beg your pardon? 275 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,191 read the cards, robert. 276 00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,360 got to keep up on the cards 277 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,495 so you know what our guests want. 278 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,629 know what they want? 279 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:57,797 know what they want? 280 00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,366 fluffy towels? 281 00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,234 that's right. Nice, fluffy towels. 282 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,702 talk to the laundry immediately. 283 00:15:02,769 --> 00:15:06,273 victor, darling, sit down and work on your cards. 284 00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:09,309 robert, we have some very exciting news. 285 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:11,711 uh... 286 00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:13,146 ha ha ha ha! 287 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,948 doesn't it look great? 288 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,416 what do you think? 289 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,518 well, it's wonderful, mrs. Dubrow. 290 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,554 i was just thinking that the le monde people 291 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,724 might not appreciate us just adding a sixth star. 292 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,693 no, no. The le monde people 293 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,997 have decided to award a sixth star 294 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,166 to the most elite hotels in the world. 295 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,735 i have it on good authority 296 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,905 they have a person here now. 297 00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:42,775 th-the le monde people have a representative here now...this week? 298 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,111 of course! This week! 299 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:47,014 the crystal ball is the social event of the season. 300 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:48,481 why shouldn't they be here? 301 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,051 i want that sixth star, robert. Are we clear? 302 00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,953 i will be very upset if I don't get it. 303 00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:54,954 i understand. 304 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:56,823 good. 305 00:15:56,889 --> 00:16:00,727 next week when every travel section in the country interviews us, 306 00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,430 i want you in the picture with me. 307 00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,298 next week. 308 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,301 could you excuse me for...just a second? 309 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,602 ahem. 310 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,603 uh, ah... 311 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:11,838 oh! Um... 312 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,173 oh, yes, yes. 313 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,010 i--I am scheduled for a vacation next week. 314 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,078 no, no, no, no! 315 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,180 ow! [thunk] 316 00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:22,882 uh...banged my knee. Trick knee. 317 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:24,817 robert, I need you here. 318 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,054 dad, you promised! 319 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,256 if you want to kill me, just kill me. 320 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,425 pick something up and beat me over the head. 321 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,927 why is he talking to his crotch? 322 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,863 is there a problem... Robert? 323 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,466 no. No. 324 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:40,567 dad! 325 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:45,272 uh, well, yes, um... Actually, mrs. Dubrow, 326 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,774 this is the second time that I've had to cancel-- 327 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,975 no, the third! 328 00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:51,311 word. What's the word i'm looking for? 329 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,912 i hate when that happens. 330 00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:55,648 the words fly out of your head. 331 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,550 it makes me insane when... 332 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,551 paper? 333 00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,486 huh? 334 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,989 robert, I know it's an inconvenience. 335 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,091 uh, yes... 336 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:06,259 let me just put it this way. 337 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,261 when we get the sixth star, 338 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,763 you are in for a big bonus, 339 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:14,467 and you can take them someplace fabulous... Eventually. 340 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,804 but if we don't get the sixth star, 341 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,306 well--ha ha ha-- 342 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,209 time off just won't be a problem, will it? 343 00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,711 any other problems? 344 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,745 no. 345 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,347 good. Oh, one more thing. 346 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:30,283 since this is such an important time for the hotel, 347 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:31,818 you should fire somebody. 348 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,586 yes, Mrs. Dubrow-- 349 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,623 i haven't asked you to fire anybody since... 350 00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:37,590 christmas. 351 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,891 yes. 352 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,993 well, there's a clumsy clerk 353 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,763 with a foreign-sounding name. 354 00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:44,731 consuelo. 355 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,898 she'll do. 356 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,734 come along, victor, darling! 357 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,069 really, Mrs. Dubrow, i'm not sure that's-- 358 00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:52,004 robert, now, just do it! 359 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,506 by the way, 360 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,075 there's a small boy under your desk. 361 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,216 that's not fair, dad! 362 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:04,851 you promised us. 363 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,719 let me work on it, kyle. 364 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,857 i need to see consuelo. 365 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,859 oh, all right. Send her in. 366 00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,827 you can't fire consuelo. 367 00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,296 i have a system, kyle. 368 00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,298 fortunately, Mrs. Dubrow never remembers 369 00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,667 who it is she wants me to fire. 370 00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,602 yes, Mr. Grant? 371 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,804 consuelo, consuelo... 372 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,206 mm-hmm. 373 00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:28,107 i'm giving you 374 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:31,611 a week's paid vacation, starting right now. 375 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,380 on one condition-- 376 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:37,784 you have to run out of this office right now, crying. 377 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,286 o.k. 378 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:57,970 bueno. 379 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,372 [sobs] 380 00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:14,254 zoom in on eight. 381 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,323 he's a big, scary guy 382 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:19,259 with a huge trunk and lots of stickers. 383 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,328 right. Scary guy. Huge trunk. Got it. 384 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,129 keep an eye out, o.k.? 385 00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:24,831 you bet, kid. 386 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,766 this one really liked me. 387 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,167 what do you think? 388 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:29,636 mmm...they're o.k. 389 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,605 i have a bad feeling about this guy. 390 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,241 kyle, we're preoccupied here. 391 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,243 i have a sense about these things. 392 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,844 i know you do. 393 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,346 he's up to no good! 394 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,782 keep an eye out. He could be anywhere! 395 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,572 i'm going to schmooze the guests. 396 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,541 do what your brother says... Within reason. 397 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,681 the human body can only stand 398 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,249 so many centuries of inbreeding. 399 00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:17,684 [titters] 400 00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:20,820 i beg your pardon. Are you the manager? 401 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:22,922 yes, I am. Robert grant. 402 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:25,525 lord rutledge. Tell me... 403 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:29,228 where do you keep the champagne, near the furnace? 404 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:33,666 is there a problem, lord rutledge? 405 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,102 no. It's just that your room service 406 00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:37,904 brought me a bottle of champagne 407 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,940 that I could have quite comfortably bathed in, 408 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,576 had there been any soap. 409 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:45,111 well, I'm terribly sorry. 410 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,447 yes. You should be. 411 00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:53,920 good evening, mrs. Dellacroce. 412 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,288 good evening. 413 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,356 thank you. 414 00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:58,325 have a nice evening, ma'am. 415 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,867 [gunshots] 416 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,572 [singing] 417 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:15,274 i still say you're making a mistake. 418 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:19,879 doctor, I'd like to kiss you good-bye. 419 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,414 all right. 420 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:24,551 but...you're so damned ugly! 421 00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,788 [beep beep beep] 422 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,623 [beep beep beep beep] 423 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:53,780 so, brian, what are we going to do tonight? 424 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,882 whoa, what is this "we" stuff? 425 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,985 remember, mr. Spalding in 612 needs his dog walked. 426 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,387 don't forget to thank him 427 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:02,422 if he gives you a tip. 428 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,724 his name is neil, 429 00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:41,293 after neil armstrong, the first man on the moon. 430 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,295 i love the astronauts, don't you? 431 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,764 yeah, sure. 432 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:47,934 i want you to be very, very careful with him. 433 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,936 'cause he's my pride 434 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,838 and joy, joy, joy! 435 00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:52,905 back in 10. 436 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,669 [arr-arr] 437 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:11,450 [telephone rings] 438 00:24:11,518 --> 00:24:13,285 dunston, it's daddy. 439 00:24:13,352 --> 00:24:15,755 is everything going according to plan? 440 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:16,656 [pfft] 441 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,290 don't forget. Jewels, not junk! 442 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:19,325 [pfft] 443 00:24:19,391 --> 00:24:20,359 [pfft pfft pfft] 444 00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:21,994 [shouting] listen to me-- 445 00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,205 mmm. 446 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,188 ahh! 447 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:52,625 [crash] 448 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:30,162 [kissing sounds] 449 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,930 come on, neil. Let's go! 450 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:41,768 come on. Come on! 451 00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:44,704 let's go, neil. Come and get me. 452 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,305 come on, boy. Faster! 453 00:26:46,372 --> 00:26:47,674 come on. Once around. 454 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,308 come on, neil! Run. 455 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,377 1, 2, 3, 4. 1, 2, 3, 4. 456 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,245 come on! Left, right, left, right. 457 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:56,382 left paw, right paw. Left paw, right paw. 458 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,350 one more lap. 459 00:26:58,417 --> 00:26:59,786 [ruff ruff ruff] 460 00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,253 what's the matter? 461 00:27:02,655 --> 00:27:03,555 [ruff ruff] 462 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:04,991 what do you smell, boy? 463 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:07,159 whoa! 464 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:09,729 neil! 465 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,832 [whines] 466 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,967 [ruff ruff ruff ruff] 467 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:17,837 [tha-dump] 468 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:21,340 neil! 469 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:23,009 neil. 470 00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:25,211 neil! 471 00:27:25,277 --> 00:27:26,612 [ruff ruff] 472 00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:28,881 [ruff ruff ruff] 473 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:36,022 aah! 474 00:27:49,401 --> 00:27:51,103 my god! 475 00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:52,338 what happened? 476 00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:53,339 well, uh... 477 00:27:53,405 --> 00:27:55,007 neil! 478 00:27:55,074 --> 00:27:58,244 and what are you waiting for? 479 00:27:58,310 --> 00:28:01,013 uh... 480 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,915 a tip? 481 00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:06,685 kyle, I know you're upset about the vacation, 482 00:28:06,753 --> 00:28:08,620 but that is really no excuse 483 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,791 to throw a guest's dog into the garbage! 484 00:28:11,858 --> 00:28:13,592 i didn't throw him in the garbage. 485 00:28:13,659 --> 00:28:15,728 then what happened? No, don't tell me. 486 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:19,799 i'll guess. You gave him a coffee-ground bath to improve his coat. 487 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,868 he jumped off the dog walk! 488 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:24,871 the dog is suicidal? Is that what you're trying to say? 489 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:27,206 he smelled the monster on the ledge and jumped over. 490 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:31,177 oh, he smelled the monster. It makes sense now. 491 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:33,479 he smelled the monster on the ledge! 492 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:35,414 it was the smelly ledge monster! 493 00:28:35,481 --> 00:28:36,983 way to blow the tip, psycho. 494 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:47,359 aah! 495 00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:49,796 listen, because i'm about to pass sentence. 496 00:28:49,862 --> 00:28:51,597 you are both grounded! 497 00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:52,765 we're already grounded. 498 00:28:52,832 --> 00:28:54,466 you're double grounded! 499 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:55,968 and, brian, no poker, 500 00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,838 no videos, and no using the security room 501 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,639 for your own voyeuristic pleasures. 502 00:29:00,706 --> 00:29:02,474 and, kyle, no... 503 00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:03,709 [telephone rings] 504 00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:04,844 no... 505 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:06,245 [ring ring] 506 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:09,581 i'll get back to you on the punishment thing. 507 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:13,119 mr. Grant, sorry to disturb you. There's been a robbery. 508 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:15,087 all right. I'll be right there. 509 00:29:15,154 --> 00:29:17,456 what about his punishment? 510 00:29:19,291 --> 00:29:21,327 think of something you really like. 511 00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:22,728 you got it? 512 00:29:22,795 --> 00:29:24,163 yeah. 513 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:26,065 no that! 514 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,381 good evening, lord rutledge. 515 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:43,749 how was the play? 516 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:45,251 delightful. 517 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:48,220 haven't said that word in months. 518 00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:49,822 now... 519 00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:51,891 show daddy what you got, hmm? 520 00:29:56,829 --> 00:29:58,030 [titters] 521 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,268 i'm not amused. 522 00:30:05,938 --> 00:30:08,307 i'm in no mood for this, dunston. 523 00:30:12,478 --> 00:30:14,280 don't do this, dunston. 524 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:17,783 you remember what happened to your brother... 525 00:30:17,850 --> 00:30:20,386 don't you? 526 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:24,623 samson liked to play games, didn't he? 527 00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:26,325 hmm? 528 00:30:26,392 --> 00:30:29,361 and we all remember what happened to samson, 529 00:30:29,428 --> 00:30:30,429 hmm? 530 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:37,436 well... [mumbling] 531 00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:38,971 for heaven's sake! 532 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:40,839 god, you blithering idiot! 533 00:30:40,907 --> 00:30:42,308 aah! [thunk] 534 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:43,242 [screeches] 535 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,815 dunston, you're behaving like a wild animal! 536 00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,050 dunston! 537 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:53,252 dunston, come back here. 538 00:30:54,887 --> 00:30:56,855 this job is not over. 539 00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:59,025 the pie is only just beginning! 540 00:30:59,091 --> 00:31:01,260 dunston, daddy's sorry. 541 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:03,395 [titters] 542 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:06,332 dunston, I've got some lovely bananas here. 543 00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:07,934 [titters] 544 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,869 don't wave your hairy bottom at me! 545 00:31:10,937 --> 00:31:13,072 dunston, remember, we're partners! 546 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:15,807 this is business straight down the line. 547 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,776 come back here! 548 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:19,211 dunston! 549 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:21,480 dunston! 550 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,172 leave it on, please. 551 00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,585 good night, buddy. 552 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,392 good night, mom. 553 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:11,497 you still say good night to mom? 554 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:13,265 yeah. 555 00:32:13,332 --> 00:32:15,367 that's not stupid or anything... 556 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,435 is it? 557 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,271 no, kyle. 558 00:32:19,338 --> 00:32:21,340 it's not stupid at all. 559 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:27,713 8 p.m., mrs. Dellacroce leaves for dinner. 560 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,315 jewels are still there. 561 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:32,451 three hours later, mrs. Dellacroce returns. 562 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:33,852 the jewels are gone. 563 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:35,521 during that time, 564 00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:39,025 nobody else went through that door, mrs. Dubrow. 565 00:32:41,827 --> 00:32:43,129 who is that? 566 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,564 that's lord rutledge. 567 00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:52,638 i wonder what he's doing. 568 00:32:54,540 --> 00:32:56,208 that's very odd. 569 00:32:57,376 --> 00:32:58,310 dunston? 570 00:32:58,377 --> 00:32:59,345 dunston! 571 00:33:02,014 --> 00:33:03,749 dunny... 572 00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:10,289 the man from le monde. 573 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,414 my hand. 574 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,316 stop it. 575 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:39,385 stop it! 576 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:41,120 my hand. 577 00:33:58,704 --> 00:33:59,938 dad! 578 00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:02,341 there's a gorilla in the bathroom! 579 00:34:02,408 --> 00:34:05,344 kyle, there is no gorilla in the bathroom. 580 00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:06,145 but, dad-- 581 00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:08,214 go back to sleep. 582 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,416 i can't sleep now! 583 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,818 then watch tv. 584 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,354 nice black and white movie. 585 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,356 you'll be out in no time. 586 00:34:17,423 --> 00:34:20,126 send the riot squad. Kong has escaped! 587 00:34:20,192 --> 00:34:21,760 [rrr] 588 00:34:57,763 --> 00:34:59,498 [slurps] 589 00:35:22,321 --> 00:35:24,190 kyle, go to sleep. 590 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:27,893 all right. All right. 591 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,362 you can sleep with me tonight 592 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:32,764 if you're still scared, but just tonight. 593 00:35:40,071 --> 00:35:41,106 [coughs] 594 00:35:41,173 --> 00:35:43,141 did you brush your teeth? 595 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,947 what are you... Are you wearing your flannels? 596 00:35:49,014 --> 00:35:51,783 [ring] 597 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:14,740 well, you slept all over the place. 598 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,808 the bathroom! 599 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,878 guess he really has to go. 600 00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:24,383 the camcorder! 601 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,257 no! 602 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,761 dad's going to kill you 603 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:38,330 when he finds out you lost his camcorder. 604 00:36:38,397 --> 00:36:40,899 i didn't lose it. The gorilla did. 605 00:36:40,966 --> 00:36:42,334 oh, right. The gorilla. 606 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:45,404 when we get it back, you'll see. 607 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:52,578 [whistles] 608 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,346 make that three months' allowance 609 00:36:54,413 --> 00:36:57,449 and six months of making my bed. 610 00:36:57,516 --> 00:36:58,684 deal. 611 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:08,527 oh, boy. 612 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,995 hold on. 613 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:11,597 if anything happens to me, 614 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:14,466 there's a box of magazines under my bed. 615 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,167 get rid of them, o.k.? 616 00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:17,669 gotcha. 617 00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:34,853 [hums] 618 00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:43,094 brian, you o.k.? 619 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:44,930 yeah, fine, kyle. 620 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:57,275 hold on! 621 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:00,646 i found something! 622 00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,881 kyle! 623 00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:07,853 what are you doing? 624 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:09,321 excuse me, but, uh, 625 00:38:09,388 --> 00:38:11,323 can you stop doing that? 626 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:13,124 you trying to kill me? 627 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,893 see, my brother's down there, 628 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,329 and, he, uh, he gets... 629 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:20,231 kyle, what the hell are you doing? 630 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,500 oof! 631 00:38:26,104 --> 00:38:27,005 uh... 632 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,444 h-hello. 633 00:38:38,216 --> 00:38:39,851 dunston, stop that! 634 00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:52,998 aah! 635 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:54,332 oof! 636 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,235 i'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him! 637 00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:58,904 daddy's very angry, dunston, 638 00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:01,707 very angry, indeed. 639 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,577 oh! Ow! Ow! 640 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,419 ah ha ha ha ha! 641 00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:21,326 aah! 642 00:39:21,393 --> 00:39:22,293 damn! 643 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:32,671 aah! 644 00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,810 whoa! 645 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:44,382 where are we going? 646 00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:06,037 shoot. 647 00:40:06,104 --> 00:40:07,939 dad's going to kill me! 648 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,321 gee... 649 00:40:23,388 --> 00:40:24,890 thanks... 650 00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:25,991 dunston? 651 00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,096 that guy always mean to you? 652 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,934 don't worry. No one's going to hurt you. 653 00:40:36,001 --> 00:40:37,135 i promise. 654 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:47,979 robert! 655 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,482 robert. 656 00:40:52,984 --> 00:40:54,085 robert! 657 00:40:57,489 --> 00:41:00,892 the le monde spy is named rutledge. 658 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,327 lord rutledge? 659 00:41:02,393 --> 00:41:03,762 you've met him? 660 00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:06,331 well, I--we passed in the hall. 661 00:41:06,397 --> 00:41:08,500 what did he say? 662 00:41:08,567 --> 00:41:11,402 just that the champagne... 663 00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:13,605 that--that we are the-- 664 00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,841 the champagne of hotels. 665 00:41:15,907 --> 00:41:18,810 that bodes well for you, doesn't it? 666 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,915 almost there. 667 00:41:24,983 --> 00:41:26,151 hey, kyle! 668 00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:27,118 hi. 669 00:41:31,422 --> 00:41:32,958 get back in there! 670 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:40,198 oh... 671 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,835 what have we here, 672 00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:44,770 hmm? 673 00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:51,810 room service? 674 00:41:57,916 --> 00:42:01,319 we must have a little talk later. 675 00:42:01,386 --> 00:42:02,754 [elevator dings] 676 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,123 dunston, get back here! 677 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,596 dunston? 678 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:14,099 * ow, ow * 679 00:42:14,165 --> 00:42:16,034 * all aboard that funk boat * 680 00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:19,204 * that I'm about to start sailin' now * 681 00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,972 * all you riggers and all you party trickers * 682 00:42:21,039 --> 00:42:23,909 * everybody's in the funky blowout * 683 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,911 * you know where to set sail from * 684 00:42:25,977 --> 00:42:29,147 * just around the corner from the portobello road * 685 00:42:29,214 --> 00:42:31,416 * downtown, w-10, you're my best, baby * 686 00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:32,884 * baby, do what you done told * 687 00:42:32,951 --> 00:42:35,954 * I got bottles of beer and a deck or two * 688 00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,790 * all my friends are now coming in * 689 00:42:38,857 --> 00:42:40,992 * lucy and jules lookin' good, girls * 690 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:43,261 * so all aboard, let the party begin * 691 00:42:43,328 --> 00:42:45,230 * I'm on the mike, I make you dance * 692 00:42:45,296 --> 00:42:46,765 * I make you funk, I make you sweat * 693 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:48,233 * from now till the break of dawn * 694 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:51,903 * so get up the wall, let's have a ball * 695 00:42:51,970 --> 00:42:53,839 * till the morning comes, and I said * 696 00:42:53,905 --> 00:42:55,607 * have fun, go mad * 697 00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:56,608 * do what I say * 698 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:57,643 * have fun, go mad * 699 00:42:57,709 --> 00:42:58,810 * don't do what I do * 700 00:42:58,877 --> 00:43:00,411 * have fun, go mad * 701 00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:02,313 * come on, have fun * 702 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,381 * livin' in the city * 703 00:43:03,448 --> 00:43:04,582 * here we go... ** 704 00:43:06,384 --> 00:43:07,318 dunston. 705 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:10,055 dunston. 706 00:43:10,121 --> 00:43:12,658 [sighs] ohh... 707 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:16,728 so far it's been a ghastly trip. 708 00:43:16,795 --> 00:43:18,697 except for one thing... 709 00:43:20,031 --> 00:43:23,168 mr. Dellacroce didn't come with me. 710 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,602 oh, ha ha. 711 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:26,071 i'll be right back. 712 00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:29,174 i'm going to go get that special oil. 713 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:30,642 don't be long. 714 00:43:39,985 --> 00:43:40,952 ooh! 715 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:43,722 ah ha ha. 716 00:43:43,789 --> 00:43:46,057 i didn't hear you come in. 717 00:43:46,124 --> 00:43:48,226 oh, that's just how I like it. 718 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:49,227 [titters] 719 00:43:49,294 --> 00:43:51,730 [laughs] yes! 720 00:43:51,797 --> 00:43:53,732 oh, william! 721 00:43:53,799 --> 00:43:55,934 you are amazing! 722 00:43:57,035 --> 00:43:58,336 hoo hoo! 723 00:43:59,404 --> 00:44:00,305 oh! 724 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:02,507 william! 725 00:44:02,573 --> 00:44:04,275 oh, you are astounding! 726 00:44:04,342 --> 00:44:07,645 i don't know what you're doing, but it's fabulous! 727 00:44:08,579 --> 00:44:10,215 william. 728 00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:11,249 oh! 729 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:12,317 ah ha! 730 00:44:12,383 --> 00:44:13,584 ooh! 731 00:44:13,651 --> 00:44:14,552 ouch! 732 00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:16,021 oh! 733 00:44:16,087 --> 00:44:17,388 ha ha ha! 734 00:44:17,455 --> 00:44:19,691 ouch! Ha ha! 735 00:44:19,758 --> 00:44:22,694 oh! More! More, william, more! 736 00:44:22,761 --> 00:44:24,763 ha ha ha ha! 737 00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:26,698 oh, william! 738 00:44:27,833 --> 00:44:29,534 don't stop, william. 739 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:31,369 william? 740 00:44:31,436 --> 00:44:33,739 [laughs] william... 741 00:44:33,805 --> 00:44:36,207 oh, william! 742 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:52,991 [pfft] 743 00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:57,095 dunston! Come on, we got to get out of here fast! 744 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:11,642 o.k. You stay here and be very quiet. 745 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,779 my dad's going to help us. 746 00:45:13,845 --> 00:45:15,380 don't worry, dunston. 747 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,382 i'll be right back. 748 00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:32,931 mmm. 749 00:45:32,998 --> 00:45:34,565 is that a loofah? 750 00:45:34,632 --> 00:45:35,967 that feels great, helaine. 751 00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,370 mmm. That's interesting perfume. 752 00:45:39,437 --> 00:45:41,039 is that...musk? 753 00:45:59,925 --> 00:46:01,626 helaine, what are you do-- 754 00:46:01,692 --> 00:46:03,028 aah! Pervert! 755 00:46:12,804 --> 00:46:14,739 ouch. 756 00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:17,375 but, dad, kyle tried to kill me! 757 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:18,243 [cell phone rings] 758 00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:21,246 you should put him in a special school. 759 00:46:21,312 --> 00:46:24,715 they'll take care of him, cook for him. 760 00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:25,851 what? 761 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:28,253 what is your brother doing in the spa? 762 00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:30,788 dad! 763 00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:32,290 it wasn't a monster. 764 00:46:32,357 --> 00:46:35,293 it's a monkey, and his name is dunston! 765 00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,696 and this guy wants to hurt him, and he's hiding! 766 00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,498 what's going on here? 767 00:46:40,565 --> 00:46:41,933 where is he? 768 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,534 terribly sorry, ladies. 769 00:46:43,601 --> 00:46:44,836 but, dad, he was here-- 770 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:46,404 what is wrong with you? 771 00:46:46,471 --> 00:46:50,241 how many times have I told you not to come down here? 772 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:52,543 what language do you speak? 773 00:46:52,610 --> 00:46:53,945 it's him, the guy! 774 00:46:54,012 --> 00:46:55,580 told you, dad. Crazy. 775 00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:57,916 brian! 776 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,751 that's him! That's the guy! 777 00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,220 this is him, dad. 778 00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:05,023 he's got a monkey named dunston, 779 00:47:05,090 --> 00:47:07,592 and he tried to hurt him. 780 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,927 you're in trouble now! 781 00:47:08,994 --> 00:47:10,428 my dad's here! 782 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,130 well... 783 00:47:12,197 --> 00:47:13,731 lord rutledge, I am... 784 00:47:13,798 --> 00:47:16,134 terribly, terribly sorry. 785 00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:19,037 it's no wonder this hotel is so shoddily run. 786 00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:22,640 you can't even control one small boy, can you? 787 00:47:22,707 --> 00:47:24,742 well... 788 00:47:24,809 --> 00:47:28,546 he's very...very sorry, aren't you, kyle? 789 00:47:28,613 --> 00:47:30,949 no! He tried to hurt dunston! 790 00:47:31,016 --> 00:47:33,952 your son, sir, is behaving like a lunatic. 791 00:47:34,019 --> 00:47:34,852 no, I'm not! 792 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,155 enough! 793 00:47:37,222 --> 00:47:40,091 apologize to lord rutledge. 794 00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:42,127 but, dad-- 795 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:43,995 now. 796 00:47:46,331 --> 00:47:48,599 i'm sorry. 797 00:47:48,666 --> 00:47:50,601 now get upstairs. 798 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:54,005 and stay there. 799 00:47:57,742 --> 00:47:59,277 ah...uh... 800 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:02,547 lord rutledge, uh, I would, um, 801 00:48:02,613 --> 00:48:06,517 very much like you to be my guest at dinner this evening. 802 00:48:06,584 --> 00:48:09,320 oh, how thrilling. 803 00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,855 well, excellent. 804 00:48:10,922 --> 00:48:14,125 i'm sure you will enjoy the cuisine here. 805 00:48:14,192 --> 00:48:17,362 i doubt that the city offers any dining experience... 806 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:49,827 ah. Ladies. 807 00:48:49,894 --> 00:48:51,796 please forgive me for being 808 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:53,231 quite so detained. 809 00:48:53,298 --> 00:48:55,800 mrs. Feldman, mrs. Winthrop. 810 00:48:55,866 --> 00:48:56,767 mrs. Winthrop... 811 00:48:56,834 --> 00:48:58,503 mrs. Feldman. 812 00:48:58,569 --> 00:49:00,371 yes. Yes, of course. 813 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:01,139 obviously. 814 00:49:01,206 --> 00:49:02,807 well, first of all, 815 00:49:02,873 --> 00:49:05,176 let me say how grateful we all are 816 00:49:05,243 --> 00:49:06,944 for the wonderful work 817 00:49:07,012 --> 00:49:09,580 that your organization has been doing 818 00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:11,716 in its fight against, uh... 819 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:13,084 ahem. 820 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:16,988 tineaversicola. 821 00:49:17,055 --> 00:49:18,389 it's a skin disease. 822 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:21,226 not deadly, just... Unsightly. 823 00:49:21,292 --> 00:49:24,862 all the good diseases were taken. 824 00:49:24,929 --> 00:49:26,964 yes. Yes, they were. 825 00:49:36,341 --> 00:49:38,209 now, I know that your organization 826 00:49:38,276 --> 00:49:40,345 has been to the four seasons. 827 00:49:40,411 --> 00:49:44,349 i would be loath to ever speak ill of a competitor, but-- 828 00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:45,683 holy shit! 829 00:49:46,884 --> 00:49:49,420 he must really hate the four seasons. 830 00:49:49,487 --> 00:49:51,356 no! No! No! 831 00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:52,423 i'm sorry. 832 00:49:52,490 --> 00:49:55,293 i just wasn't prepared to speak about monkeys--money! 833 00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:58,229 would you excuse me? I'll be right back. 834 00:49:58,296 --> 00:50:00,231 i will be...right back. 835 00:50:00,298 --> 00:50:01,799 ha ha! With the doorknob-- 836 00:50:01,866 --> 00:50:04,402 ha ha. Oh, gosh! 837 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:06,804 call security. 838 00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:07,772 everybody, everybody, everybody! 839 00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:11,142 call the best animal control person in the city. 840 00:50:11,209 --> 00:50:13,644 nancy, nancy... Call kyle, and, uh, 841 00:50:13,711 --> 00:50:15,580 apologize for me. 842 00:50:18,316 --> 00:50:21,186 i got a monkey in my hotel. 843 00:50:24,122 --> 00:50:25,990 monkey! 844 00:50:26,057 --> 00:50:29,060 [singsong] oh...monkey! 845 00:50:31,929 --> 00:50:34,099 i wonder where he is. 846 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:38,269 * yoo-hoo! * 847 00:50:38,336 --> 00:50:40,805 * here, here ** 848 00:50:40,871 --> 00:50:42,073 aah-- 849 00:50:43,108 --> 00:50:44,942 mr. Grant seems very competent. 850 00:50:45,009 --> 00:50:46,377 yes. 851 00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:49,414 until he ran screaming from the room, of course. 852 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,648 of course. 853 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:52,783 aah! 854 00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:58,089 aah! 855 00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,426 [horn honks] 856 00:51:19,009 --> 00:51:20,111 ahem. 857 00:51:23,314 --> 00:51:25,483 [cell phone rings] 858 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,455 mm-hmm. 859 00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:31,389 okey-doke. 860 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,235 all these monkeys 861 00:51:44,302 --> 00:51:46,171 are...criminals? 862 00:51:47,905 --> 00:51:49,507 well... 863 00:51:49,574 --> 00:51:52,076 that kind of looks like him. 864 00:51:52,143 --> 00:51:54,779 pongo pygmaeus. 865 00:51:54,845 --> 00:51:58,883 you've got an orangutan problem, Mr. Grant. 866 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:01,152 where did he come from? 867 00:52:01,219 --> 00:52:02,687 well, ma'am, 868 00:52:02,753 --> 00:52:05,390 when two orangutans fall in love... 869 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:06,824 i...think she means 870 00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:08,793 how did he get in the hotel? 871 00:52:08,859 --> 00:52:10,195 oh. 872 00:52:10,261 --> 00:52:12,797 my guess... 873 00:52:12,863 --> 00:52:14,699 the sewers. 874 00:52:14,765 --> 00:52:16,201 i beg your pardon? 875 00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:18,469 hypothetical situation. 876 00:52:20,238 --> 00:52:22,273 it's easter. 877 00:52:22,340 --> 00:52:24,342 you think it might be cute 878 00:52:24,409 --> 00:52:27,545 to put a baby orangutan in your kid's basket. 879 00:52:27,612 --> 00:52:29,747 well, at first it is cute. 880 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,682 then it gets bigger. 881 00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:33,218 the kids lose interest. 882 00:52:33,284 --> 00:52:35,886 and then one night... 883 00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:38,256 you flush it down the toilet. 884 00:52:39,357 --> 00:52:40,758 that's ridiculous! 885 00:52:40,825 --> 00:52:43,828 you ever been in the sewers of this city, 886 00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,029 mr. Grant? 887 00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:46,431 well, I have! 888 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:48,833 i could tell you stories... 889 00:52:48,899 --> 00:52:50,268 ooh! 890 00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:54,372 i saw a turtle one time... 891 00:52:54,439 --> 00:52:58,276 looked like a volkswagen with a tail. 892 00:52:58,343 --> 00:53:01,212 it was 1967... 893 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:02,813 summer of love. 894 00:53:05,350 --> 00:53:07,285 i haven't felt comfortable 895 00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:09,387 sitting on the john since. 896 00:53:10,321 --> 00:53:12,923 since...1967? 897 00:53:14,392 --> 00:53:17,295 now, if he's contained... 898 00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:19,397 it should be easy. 899 00:53:19,464 --> 00:53:20,731 dad! 900 00:53:20,798 --> 00:53:21,999 no! 901 00:53:22,066 --> 00:53:23,234 dad, what's going on? 902 00:53:23,301 --> 00:53:24,269 not now, son. 903 00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:25,670 excuse--aah! 904 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,407 dad, why does he have a gun? 905 00:53:29,474 --> 00:53:31,175 i'll tell you later. 906 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:32,443 hey... 907 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:35,313 sorry I didn't believe you. 908 00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:37,582 now take off, o.k.? 909 00:53:39,149 --> 00:53:40,485 this tranquilizer dart 910 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:43,488 will knock a human out for 18 hours. 911 00:53:43,554 --> 00:53:45,890 and its effect on an orangutan? 912 00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,459 kill him, most likely. 913 00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:53,831 i don't want anyone to say 914 00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:57,067 that this monkey made a monkey out of us. 915 00:53:57,134 --> 00:53:58,836 don't move unless I say so! 916 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:01,839 if you see the monkey, yell out loudly. 917 00:54:01,906 --> 00:54:04,208 murray! Murray, quick! 918 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:06,744 he got out! He's in the kitchen! 919 00:54:06,811 --> 00:54:09,280 you'd better get there fast. Dad's pretty mad! 920 00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:10,281 let's go! 921 00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:11,349 let's go! 922 00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:13,318 let's go. Move. Move! 923 00:54:20,291 --> 00:54:21,459 dunston? 924 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,263 dunston, it's me! 925 00:54:26,331 --> 00:54:27,698 [snores] 926 00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:28,999 mmm. 927 00:54:31,302 --> 00:54:32,470 dunston! 928 00:54:33,438 --> 00:54:34,839 where have you been? 929 00:54:34,905 --> 00:54:36,173 did you get lost? 930 00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,675 [door opens] 931 00:54:57,762 --> 00:54:58,463 shh. 932 00:54:58,529 --> 00:54:59,730 be quiet, o.k.? 933 00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:20,084 pongo pygmaeus. 934 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,085 [kissing sounds] 935 00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:24,154 get off. 936 00:55:24,221 --> 00:55:26,090 [pfft pfft pfft] 937 00:55:27,291 --> 00:55:28,325 [pfft] 938 00:55:28,393 --> 00:55:30,094 [pfft] [pfft] 939 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,329 [pfft] [pf-f-f-ft] 940 00:55:32,397 --> 00:55:33,931 [kissing sounds] 941 00:55:33,998 --> 00:55:36,200 go on, get off. 942 00:55:36,266 --> 00:55:37,101 all right. 943 00:55:38,503 --> 00:55:40,771 don't get off. 944 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:42,773 ooh, ooh, ooh! 945 00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:43,741 [gunshot] 946 00:55:43,808 --> 00:55:44,842 oh. 947 00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,346 let's try the plaza. 948 00:55:49,414 --> 00:55:52,016 ab-absolutely. 949 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,357 are you crazy? 950 00:56:00,425 --> 00:56:01,926 did you get him? 951 00:56:01,992 --> 00:56:03,961 no. I did not. 952 00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:07,364 we're dealing with a very smart animal here. 953 00:56:07,432 --> 00:56:08,833 he's a psycho. 954 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:10,701 but I like obsessive people. 955 00:56:10,768 --> 00:56:12,336 they get things done! 956 00:56:12,403 --> 00:56:13,904 he's still here! 957 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,106 i can feel it. 958 00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:21,546 dunston! 959 00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:24,682 dunston, are you here? It's me. 960 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,401 dunston. 961 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,777 he's incredible, kyle. 962 00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:55,980 he's absolutely incredible. 963 00:56:57,448 --> 00:56:59,517 whoa. 964 00:56:59,584 --> 00:57:01,318 let's take a look. 965 00:57:01,385 --> 00:57:03,053 it's a piece of glass. 966 00:57:05,055 --> 00:57:06,557 [shrieks] 967 00:57:06,624 --> 00:57:08,158 if I'm going to do this, 968 00:57:08,225 --> 00:57:09,460 you'll have to hold him. 969 00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:10,561 he's scared. 970 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:12,930 well, do what dad does. 971 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:14,164 sing to him. 972 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:16,901 o.k. 973 00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:21,772 * happy birthday to you * 974 00:57:21,839 --> 00:57:25,743 * happy birthday to you * 975 00:57:25,810 --> 00:57:28,746 * you look like a monkey * 976 00:57:28,813 --> 00:57:32,416 * and you act like one, too ** 977 00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:34,151 [whimpers] 978 00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:35,553 dunston, I know it hurts, 979 00:57:35,620 --> 00:57:37,855 but it's for your own good. 980 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:40,991 it's like when you get a shot 981 00:57:41,058 --> 00:57:41,992 or broccoli. 982 00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:44,595 it's better if you don't look at it. 983 00:57:44,662 --> 00:57:46,531 look at me, dunston. 984 00:57:46,597 --> 00:57:48,165 look at me. 985 00:57:48,232 --> 00:57:50,167 it's going to be o.k. 986 00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:53,237 got it. 987 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:54,805 we got it, dunston. 988 00:57:56,073 --> 00:57:57,508 isn't he cool? 989 00:57:57,575 --> 00:57:58,709 sure, he's cool, kyle, 990 00:57:58,776 --> 00:58:00,745 but what will we do with him? 991 00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:02,547 he can stay in my room. 992 00:58:02,613 --> 00:58:05,516 come on. Dad might be a little preoccupied, 993 00:58:05,583 --> 00:58:09,019 but I think he'll notice an orangutan in your room. 994 00:58:09,086 --> 00:58:12,389 wait a minute. We have lots of rooms. 995 00:58:12,456 --> 00:58:14,859 o.k., name? 996 00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:20,430 "lam binh ngoc." 997 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:21,799 what? 998 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:23,200 l-a-m... 999 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:24,969 b-i-n-h... 1000 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:26,436 n-g-o-c. 1001 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,839 got it. Lam binh ngoc. Dr. Lam binh ngoc. 1002 00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:30,575 hotel thinks you're a doctor, 1003 00:58:30,641 --> 00:58:32,509 you can get away with anything. 1004 00:58:32,577 --> 00:58:33,678 [elevator dings] 1005 00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:43,754 let's go, Dr. Ngoc. 1006 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,501 whoa. 1007 00:58:57,568 --> 00:58:58,535 cool. 1008 00:58:58,603 --> 00:59:00,137 impressive. 1009 00:59:00,204 --> 00:59:01,772 the royal suite. 1010 00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:05,375 how do you like it, dunston? 1011 00:59:05,442 --> 00:59:07,011 uh-oh. 1012 00:59:07,077 --> 00:59:08,779 whoa! 1013 00:59:12,416 --> 00:59:13,784 [burps] 1014 00:59:22,359 --> 00:59:23,560 damn! 1015 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:27,832 you've ruined my retirement fund. 1016 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:30,300 treacherous little hairball. 1017 00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:48,552 lord rutledge. 1018 00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:50,020 how was your meal? 1019 00:59:50,087 --> 00:59:52,657 well, from the look of the soup, 1020 00:59:52,723 --> 00:59:55,025 my guess is that someone in your kitchen 1021 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,094 has a serious hair-loss problem. 1022 00:59:57,161 --> 01:00:00,130 other than that, it was absolutely delightful. 1023 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:01,632 good night. 1024 01:00:07,204 --> 01:00:08,538 well... 1025 01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,074 how was his meal? 1026 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:12,810 well, I believe he used the words "absolutely delightful." 1027 01:00:12,877 --> 01:00:14,879 i hope so, you know, 1028 01:00:14,945 --> 01:00:16,814 especially after that little incident 1029 01:00:16,881 --> 01:00:18,515 with your son today. 1030 01:00:18,582 --> 01:00:20,951 oh, Mrs. Dubrow, that was totally-- 1031 01:00:21,018 --> 01:00:23,587 robert, I like children, I really do, 1032 01:00:23,654 --> 01:00:26,590 but let me just ask you this. 1033 01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:28,659 do you think there's a way 1034 01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:31,028 we can keep your boys locked in their rooms 1035 01:00:31,095 --> 01:00:33,463 just until the crystal ball is over? 1036 01:00:33,530 --> 01:00:35,733 we can make a game out of it. 1037 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,768 we could call it quarantine. 1038 01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:39,837 mrs. Dubrow, I can assure you 1039 01:00:39,904 --> 01:00:42,740 that there will be no further incidents. 1040 01:00:42,807 --> 01:00:44,208 as of this moment, 1041 01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:47,277 they are both on their best behavior. 1042 01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:49,814 [crash] 1043 01:00:52,182 --> 01:00:53,183 whoo! 1044 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:54,685 yeah! What a catch! 1045 01:00:58,322 --> 01:00:59,656 incoming! 1046 01:00:59,724 --> 01:01:00,825 whoo-hoo! 1047 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,295 i'd like to order two banana splits, 1048 01:01:05,362 --> 01:01:06,797 extra bananas on each, 1049 01:01:06,864 --> 01:01:09,099 and a caesar salad with extra bananas as well. 1050 01:01:09,166 --> 01:01:10,200 roll! Roll! 1051 01:01:10,267 --> 01:01:12,136 roll! Roll! Roll! Roll! 1052 01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:13,537 roll! Roll! Roll! 1053 01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:14,671 yeah! 1054 01:01:14,739 --> 01:01:16,874 all right! All right! 1055 01:01:16,941 --> 01:01:18,709 you heard me. More bananas. 1056 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:20,177 that's right. Bananas. 1057 01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:23,013 mmm... 1058 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,949 * hey, come on and have a ball * 1059 01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:29,987 * you're doin' too much thievin'... ** 1060 01:01:30,054 --> 01:01:31,155 whoa! 1061 01:01:31,221 --> 01:01:32,222 got it! 1062 01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:33,357 whoo-hoo! 1063 01:01:48,105 --> 01:01:52,142 well, dunston, frisbee may not be your game. 1064 01:01:52,209 --> 01:01:53,677 don't worry. 1065 01:01:53,744 --> 01:01:56,613 that rutledge guy will never find you here. 1066 01:01:56,680 --> 01:01:59,216 come on, kyle. We'd better go. 1067 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,184 i'm coming. 1068 01:02:02,252 --> 01:02:03,720 good night, dunston. 1069 01:02:07,624 --> 01:02:08,759 thanks, brian. 1070 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:09,760 for what? 1071 01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:10,861 helping. 1072 01:02:10,928 --> 01:02:13,430 hey, what the hell? I'm grounded. 1073 01:02:13,497 --> 01:02:15,032 i got to do something. 1074 01:02:15,099 --> 01:02:17,101 boy, if dad ever finds out 1075 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:19,036 that we checked dunston into the hotel, 1076 01:02:19,103 --> 01:02:20,470 we'd be in big trouble. 1077 01:02:20,537 --> 01:02:23,573 well, I wouldn't worry about that if I were you. 1078 01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:25,009 for the next 24 hours, 1079 01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:27,311 dad's going to have his hands full. 1080 01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:34,118 terrible. 1081 01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:56,306 [people moan] 1082 01:03:11,856 --> 01:03:12,756 absolutely. 1083 01:03:12,823 --> 01:03:13,958 no. 1084 01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:18,528 in about half an hour. 1085 01:03:20,597 --> 01:03:21,565 excellent. 1086 01:03:22,833 --> 01:03:23,901 bravo. 1087 01:03:40,384 --> 01:03:42,519 majestic... 1088 01:03:42,586 --> 01:03:44,254 hotel. 1089 01:03:44,321 --> 01:03:45,990 room service. 1090 01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:49,126 word search--banana. 1091 01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:53,497 one banana. 1092 01:03:55,565 --> 01:03:57,101 two bananas. 1093 01:03:59,636 --> 01:04:01,805 well, Dr. Ngoc, 1094 01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:04,674 either you've got a potassium deficiency 1095 01:04:04,741 --> 01:04:08,512 or I think we might be in business. 1096 01:04:08,578 --> 01:04:09,947 there it is. 1097 01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:11,581 it's just a zoo. 1098 01:04:11,648 --> 01:04:13,083 it's not great, 1099 01:04:13,150 --> 01:04:15,652 but at least they'll be nice to you, 1100 01:04:15,719 --> 01:04:17,521 and you won't steal or anything. 1101 01:04:17,587 --> 01:04:20,624 you see, everyone will be at that stupid ball, 1102 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:22,559 so I can sneak you out the back. 1103 01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:23,961 [knock on door] 1104 01:04:24,028 --> 01:04:25,195 that's brian. 1105 01:04:27,597 --> 01:04:29,366 [gasp] 1106 01:04:29,433 --> 01:04:32,903 dr. Ngoc, I presume. 1107 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,582 robert, gorgeous. 1108 01:04:45,649 --> 01:04:47,985 we have done... 1109 01:04:48,052 --> 01:04:50,988 a spectacular job. 1110 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,489 [speaking french] 1111 01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:57,161 hey. 1112 01:04:57,227 --> 01:04:58,562 hi. 1113 01:04:58,628 --> 01:05:00,965 hello. How are you doing? 1114 01:05:01,031 --> 01:05:02,933 hi. How are you doing? 1115 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,269 he brought a dog. 1116 01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:09,206 would you do me a favor? 1117 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,211 could you lose the dog? 1118 01:05:17,114 --> 01:05:20,050 say goodbye to your friend. 1119 01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:23,053 he just became an even more 1120 01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,421 endangered species. 1121 01:05:24,488 --> 01:05:25,990 [muffled screams] 1122 01:05:33,630 --> 01:05:34,965 time to check out. 1123 01:05:35,032 --> 01:05:36,500 get in that trunk. 1124 01:05:41,105 --> 01:05:45,175 oh, so now you're ready to go to work, are you? 1125 01:05:45,242 --> 01:05:47,344 well, forget it. Get in the trunk. 1126 01:05:47,411 --> 01:05:48,645 oh... 1127 01:05:48,712 --> 01:05:51,681 so now we're feeling repentant. 1128 01:05:51,748 --> 01:05:53,517 [whimpers] 1129 01:05:54,518 --> 01:05:58,088 go on, then. Give daddy a big hug. 1130 01:05:58,155 --> 01:06:00,090 look on the bright side. 1131 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:03,260 you'll be joining your brother very soon. 1132 01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:07,231 aah! Aah! 1133 01:06:21,778 --> 01:06:22,879 [muffled] dunston, help me. 1134 01:06:22,946 --> 01:06:25,382 help me, dunston. Get it off. 1135 01:06:25,449 --> 01:06:26,616 ow. 1136 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:38,662 lord rutledge... 1137 01:06:38,728 --> 01:06:40,030 the ball is this way. 1138 01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:41,031 no, but-- 1139 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:42,532 no, no, no buts. 1140 01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:45,602 you are my special guest this evening. 1141 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:46,503 really? 1142 01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:48,638 mrs. Dubrow, i'm lionel spalding. 1143 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,507 of course you are. 1144 01:06:50,574 --> 01:06:52,642 lord rutledge, i'm elena dubrow. 1145 01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:54,244 i own this hotel. 1146 01:06:54,311 --> 01:06:56,713 this is the social event of the season. 1147 01:06:56,780 --> 01:06:58,582 you wouldn't want to Miss it. 1148 01:07:00,117 --> 01:07:01,685 do come in. Look. 1149 01:07:01,751 --> 01:07:03,587 hello. How are you? 1150 01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:10,026 come on, dunston. 1151 01:07:10,094 --> 01:07:12,296 i know a great way out of here. 1152 01:07:13,563 --> 01:07:14,464 come on. 1153 01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:33,750 oh, I don't believe I know your name. 1154 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:35,119 buck lafarge, animal security. 1155 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:36,720 how's it hanging? 1156 01:07:36,786 --> 01:07:37,754 oh, well... 1157 01:07:37,821 --> 01:07:40,324 mustela armenia-- 1158 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:42,726 member of the weasel family. 1159 01:07:42,792 --> 01:07:44,461 oh! 1160 01:07:44,528 --> 01:07:45,462 champagne? 1161 01:07:45,529 --> 01:07:46,863 is it free? 1162 01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:47,831 yes. 1163 01:07:57,707 --> 01:07:58,808 dog. 1164 01:07:58,875 --> 01:08:01,345 dog, we're going to sit here. 1165 01:08:01,411 --> 01:08:03,813 sit. 1166 01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,882 [barks] 1167 01:08:05,949 --> 01:08:07,684 aah! 1168 01:08:07,751 --> 01:08:08,785 heel, dog. 1169 01:08:08,852 --> 01:08:10,487 please heel. 1170 01:08:15,725 --> 01:08:17,261 oh, no. 1171 01:08:21,531 --> 01:08:24,067 lord rutledge. 1172 01:08:24,134 --> 01:08:26,136 see? 1173 01:08:32,075 --> 01:08:34,178 [speaking german] 1174 01:08:41,151 --> 01:08:43,587 brian, we got a big problem. 1175 01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:46,022 kyle, I'm a little busy here. 1176 01:08:46,089 --> 01:08:48,392 dunston's in this room right now. 1177 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,395 great move. You were supposed to keep him upstairs. 1178 01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,597 you won't believe what just happened. 1179 01:08:53,663 --> 01:08:57,066 rutledge got me, and I found this in his room. 1180 01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,602 look at it. 1181 01:09:02,105 --> 01:09:03,240 all right. 1182 01:09:03,307 --> 01:09:05,041 let's find dad. 1183 01:09:05,108 --> 01:09:07,211 [dog barks] 1184 01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:11,548 i saw a turtle one time, 1185 01:09:11,615 --> 01:09:14,651 looked like a volkswagen with a tail. 1186 01:09:14,718 --> 01:09:15,652 excuse me. 1187 01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:16,620 i'm sorry. 1188 01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:19,923 could you do something about the dog? 1189 01:09:22,492 --> 01:09:24,194 what are you doing here? 1190 01:09:24,261 --> 01:09:26,830 dad, you better take a look at this. 1191 01:09:26,896 --> 01:09:30,166 it's a picture of lord rutledge and two monkeys. 1192 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,579 i was just telling lord rutledge 1193 01:09:42,646 --> 01:09:45,081 he should visit one of our other fine hotels. 1194 01:09:45,148 --> 01:09:46,650 how are the mints? 1195 01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:48,117 beg your pardon? 1196 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,919 on your pillow at night, 1197 01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:51,355 you like the mints? 1198 01:09:53,089 --> 01:09:54,057 why, you... 1199 01:09:54,123 --> 01:09:55,859 really? No mints? 1200 01:09:58,528 --> 01:10:00,330 my god. 1201 01:10:00,397 --> 01:10:01,931 he is thorough. 1202 01:10:01,998 --> 01:10:03,933 hello, dunston. 1203 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,302 will you please-- 1204 01:10:05,369 --> 01:10:06,903 lord rutledge. 1205 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:09,873 mrs. Dellacroce. 1206 01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:11,508 looking for something? 1207 01:10:13,343 --> 01:10:14,544 lost youth. 1208 01:10:15,779 --> 01:10:17,881 i'm in room 812. 1209 01:10:19,283 --> 01:10:20,517 bye, darling. 1210 01:10:25,188 --> 01:10:26,456 he tied you up? 1211 01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:28,792 he's going to hurt dunston if he finds him. 1212 01:10:28,858 --> 01:10:31,828 please, dad. You've got to help him. 1213 01:10:33,096 --> 01:10:34,030 o.k. 1214 01:10:34,097 --> 01:10:35,499 o.k. 1215 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:37,467 you guys, you split up, 1216 01:10:37,534 --> 01:10:38,968 you find the monkey, 1217 01:10:39,035 --> 01:10:41,571 and you take him upstairs to the apartment. 1218 01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,973 i'm going to take care of lord rutledge. 1219 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,074 [arf] 1220 01:10:45,141 --> 01:10:46,643 he's in there, fang? 1221 01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:47,644 [arf] 1222 01:10:47,711 --> 01:10:48,645 all right. 1223 01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:50,314 as you were. 1224 01:10:57,754 --> 01:10:58,988 it was wonderful. 1225 01:11:01,224 --> 01:11:03,293 how can these women wear fur? 1226 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:04,628 i think everyone should know 1227 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:06,396 how they bludgeoned and tortured 1228 01:11:06,463 --> 01:11:08,064 the poor little animals. 1229 01:11:08,131 --> 01:11:11,000 that is why I always carry pictures 1230 01:11:11,067 --> 01:11:12,636 of the process. 1231 01:11:15,171 --> 01:11:17,140 that is how they do it 1232 01:11:17,206 --> 01:11:19,142 to poor little bunny rabbits. 1233 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:20,510 oh, this is horrifying. 1234 01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:23,112 why can't we treat all creatures 1235 01:11:23,179 --> 01:11:24,981 with kindness and respect? 1236 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:29,052 pig! 1237 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:35,659 can I help you with something, son? 1238 01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:38,094 i'm looking for a pongo pygmaeus. 1239 01:11:38,161 --> 01:11:39,596 i catch you looking 1240 01:11:39,663 --> 01:11:42,131 at my wife's pongo pygmaeus once more, 1241 01:11:42,198 --> 01:11:44,167 i'm going to break you in half. 1242 01:11:44,233 --> 01:11:45,802 right. 1243 01:11:48,705 --> 01:11:49,473 [gasp] 1244 01:11:49,539 --> 01:11:51,074 hi. How you doing? 1245 01:11:57,681 --> 01:11:58,682 ah... 1246 01:12:01,184 --> 01:12:02,686 oh, the baby quiche. 1247 01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,287 i love these. 1248 01:12:04,354 --> 01:12:07,624 lovely. My mother used to make these. 1249 01:12:07,691 --> 01:12:09,125 she did. 1250 01:12:09,192 --> 01:12:10,594 they're incredible. 1251 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,095 ah... 1252 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,698 shrimp boat. 1253 01:12:14,764 --> 01:12:15,765 thank you. 1254 01:12:20,103 --> 01:12:21,405 [hee hee hee] 1255 01:12:21,471 --> 01:12:24,841 there's a monkey head in my lap! 1256 01:12:24,908 --> 01:12:26,943 a big, hairy monkey! 1257 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:28,745 monkey head! Monkey head! 1258 01:12:28,812 --> 01:12:31,748 what are all you people staring at me for? 1259 01:12:31,815 --> 01:12:33,517 you think I'm crazy, don't you? 1260 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:35,785 well, I swear it was a monkey head. 1261 01:12:35,852 --> 01:12:38,422 i know a monkey head when I see one. 1262 01:12:38,488 --> 01:12:40,957 there's a monkey head in there. 1263 01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,959 god, it's happening again. 1264 01:12:44,894 --> 01:12:45,995 olÉ. 1265 01:12:46,062 --> 01:12:47,163 monkey head! 1266 01:12:47,230 --> 01:12:48,532 monkey head! 1267 01:12:50,333 --> 01:12:52,502 why is everyone in this hotel 1268 01:12:52,569 --> 01:12:53,937 always slapping me? 1269 01:13:01,611 --> 01:13:04,614 the party's over, dunston. 1270 01:13:11,154 --> 01:13:12,121 do something. 1271 01:13:12,188 --> 01:13:13,623 do it yourself. 1272 01:13:15,391 --> 01:13:16,493 aah! Aah! 1273 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:18,027 [glass breaks] 1274 01:13:21,931 --> 01:13:22,832 sorry. 1275 01:13:25,835 --> 01:13:28,538 i'm going to give you a sporting chance. 1276 01:13:28,605 --> 01:13:30,574 i'm going to count to three. 1277 01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,676 i think you are slightly outnumbered. 1278 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:34,177 1... 1279 01:13:39,382 --> 01:13:40,484 2... 1280 01:13:42,852 --> 01:13:44,020 3. 1281 01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:45,188 dunston, run! 1282 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,928 dunston, let's get out of here. 1283 01:13:51,995 --> 01:13:54,631 come on, let's go, go, go, go, go! 1284 01:14:02,305 --> 01:14:03,439 dunston? 1285 01:14:03,507 --> 01:14:04,974 [ninja shouts] 1286 01:14:10,914 --> 01:14:12,115 no, no, no! 1287 01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:13,316 that's the chateau lafitte. 1288 01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:14,518 oh. 1289 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,153 good year. 1290 01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:18,755 oh! 1291 01:14:18,822 --> 01:14:21,290 no, no. Let me assure you, 1292 01:14:21,357 --> 01:14:23,059 everything is just fine. 1293 01:14:23,126 --> 01:14:25,061 [crash] 1294 01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:26,095 [yelling] 1295 01:14:26,162 --> 01:14:27,831 just fine. 1296 01:14:29,165 --> 01:14:30,500 we take great pride 1297 01:14:30,567 --> 01:14:31,935 in our beverage selection, 1298 01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:35,271 and it seems one of our guests 1299 01:14:35,338 --> 01:14:36,873 selected one too many beverages. 1300 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:42,612 aah! 1301 01:14:46,382 --> 01:14:47,851 aah! 1302 01:14:57,126 --> 01:14:58,027 heh heh heh. 1303 01:15:00,764 --> 01:15:02,331 let's not let, you know, 1304 01:15:02,398 --> 01:15:03,800 such a tiny little incident 1305 01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:06,335 spoil such a wonderful evening. 1306 01:15:06,402 --> 01:15:08,572 and let me assure you 1307 01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:11,908 there is no monkey in this hotel. 1308 01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,246 a monkey! 1309 01:15:20,449 --> 01:15:22,185 shoot him. 1310 01:15:25,755 --> 01:15:27,924 no! Don't shoot him! 1311 01:15:29,759 --> 01:15:31,961 that's coming out of your check. 1312 01:15:32,028 --> 01:15:35,732 now, come on. I want him dead. 1313 01:15:36,900 --> 01:15:40,069 teach him to come into my hotel. 1314 01:15:40,136 --> 01:15:42,505 come on. Shoot him. 1315 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:44,107 hyah! 1316 01:15:44,173 --> 01:15:45,141 aah! 1317 01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:55,952 whoa. 1318 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:00,690 ha ha ha! 1319 01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:12,769 you! 1320 01:16:14,037 --> 01:16:14,938 aah! 1321 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:22,045 good show. Thank you. 1322 01:16:22,111 --> 01:16:23,579 watch the birdie. 1323 01:16:31,855 --> 01:16:33,556 so, am I still grounded? 1324 01:16:33,623 --> 01:16:34,924 [strained voice] that's my boy. 1325 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:40,930 this is for tying up my kid. 1326 01:16:42,031 --> 01:16:44,834 aah! 1327 01:16:46,269 --> 01:16:47,971 all right, dad. 1328 01:16:48,037 --> 01:16:48,972 very well. 1329 01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:52,676 you did this. 1330 01:16:52,742 --> 01:16:54,944 you brought that monkey into my hotel. 1331 01:16:55,011 --> 01:16:56,680 there's been nothing but trouble 1332 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,682 since your daddy started working here. 1333 01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:02,351 you little spoiled brat! 1334 01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:10,727 aah! 1335 01:17:13,096 --> 01:17:14,664 aah! 1336 01:17:23,172 --> 01:17:24,841 ooh! 1337 01:17:24,908 --> 01:17:25,842 ah! 1338 01:17:26,810 --> 01:17:29,979 this is your fault, 1339 01:17:30,046 --> 01:17:32,215 you and those children. 1340 01:17:32,281 --> 01:17:33,750 mrs. Dubrow. What? 1341 01:17:34,718 --> 01:17:36,119 have you tried the cake? 1342 01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:41,124 you're... 1343 01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:42,125 fired! 1344 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:47,997 just go home and burn your rÉsumÉs 1345 01:17:48,064 --> 01:17:49,565 because you'll never work 1346 01:17:49,632 --> 01:17:50,900 in the hotel business-- 1347 01:17:50,967 --> 01:17:52,869 don't you walk away from me. 1348 01:17:52,936 --> 01:17:55,371 i'm still firing you! 1349 01:17:58,942 --> 01:18:01,677 mrs. Dubrow, i'm lionel spalding 1350 01:18:01,745 --> 01:18:03,780 from the le monde traveler organization. 1351 01:18:03,847 --> 01:18:05,281 congratulations. 1352 01:18:05,348 --> 01:18:06,682 you've managed to go 1353 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:09,218 from a five-star hotel 1354 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:13,089 to a one-star hotel. 1355 01:18:13,156 --> 01:18:15,959 good night. 1356 01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:17,026 aah! 1357 01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:26,069 get your hands off me. 1358 01:18:26,135 --> 01:18:27,636 terrible misunderstanding. I'm utterly innocent. 1359 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:30,039 this will be revealed by my lawyers 1360 01:18:30,106 --> 01:18:32,842 as soon as I get to a pay phone. 1361 01:18:35,111 --> 01:18:36,379 dunston... 1362 01:18:36,445 --> 01:18:37,747 how could you? 1363 01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:39,282 [pfft] [pfft] 1364 01:18:39,348 --> 01:18:40,216 dunston! 1365 01:18:41,650 --> 01:18:43,719 may I call you dunston? 1366 01:18:43,787 --> 01:18:46,655 i'm really, really sorry. 1367 01:18:46,722 --> 01:18:49,592 i was just trying to do my job. 1368 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:51,594 it was nothing personal. 1369 01:18:51,660 --> 01:18:53,229 do you believe me? 1370 01:18:56,499 --> 01:18:58,101 i deserved that. 1371 01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:00,136 [snoring] 1372 01:19:00,203 --> 01:19:03,206 you know, I've never attacked another human being 1373 01:19:03,272 --> 01:19:04,673 in my entire life. 1374 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:07,610 now I've dropped two in the same day. 1375 01:19:07,676 --> 01:19:09,578 so how did it feel? 1376 01:19:09,645 --> 01:19:11,114 great. 1377 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,582 you do realize we'll probably end up living 1378 01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:15,084 in a motel 6. 1379 01:19:17,753 --> 01:19:19,355 yep. 1380 01:19:25,061 --> 01:19:26,830 sounds pretty good to me. 1381 01:19:50,653 --> 01:19:51,720 hello, dunston. 1382 01:19:51,787 --> 01:19:54,257 nice to officially meet you. 1383 01:19:58,594 --> 01:19:59,762 dad, can we? 1384 01:19:59,829 --> 01:20:02,398 no, we can't. 1385 01:20:02,465 --> 01:20:03,299 we can't. 1386 01:20:03,366 --> 01:20:06,069 please. He can stay in my room. 1387 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,971 i'll take good care of him. 1388 01:20:08,037 --> 01:20:10,940 kyle, listen to me. 1389 01:20:12,741 --> 01:20:15,411 dunston can stay with us tonight, 1390 01:20:15,478 --> 01:20:19,415 but tomorrow we've got to find another place for him. 1391 01:20:22,218 --> 01:20:24,287 [whimpers] 1392 01:20:29,192 --> 01:20:31,060 it's a really nice zoo. 1393 01:20:31,127 --> 01:20:34,597 no one will be mean to you or anything, 1394 01:20:34,663 --> 01:20:36,499 and you'll have friends. 1395 01:20:39,368 --> 01:20:40,569 no. 1396 01:20:40,636 --> 01:20:42,038 monkey friends. 1397 01:20:42,105 --> 01:20:44,073 i'm not sure where I'll be, 1398 01:20:44,140 --> 01:20:46,976 but I'll try to come and visit you 1399 01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:48,844 whenever I can. 1400 01:20:48,912 --> 01:20:51,180 [knock on door] 1401 01:20:51,247 --> 01:20:52,581 it's them. 1402 01:20:55,651 --> 01:20:56,752 mr. Dubrow? 1403 01:20:56,819 --> 01:20:57,987 good morning, kyle. 1404 01:20:58,054 --> 01:20:59,822 where's Mrs. Dubrow? 1405 01:20:59,889 --> 01:21:02,691 scouting hotel sites in alaska. 1406 01:21:02,758 --> 01:21:05,028 we've come to see your father. 1407 01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:06,762 so, what do you think? 1408 01:21:06,829 --> 01:21:08,932 i want you to stay. 1409 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:11,600 this is the finest hotel in the entire chain. 1410 01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,136 yes, it is. 1411 01:21:13,202 --> 01:21:15,638 this is everything I've ever dreamed of doing, 1412 01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,073 and now I've done it. 1413 01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:19,542 i think i'd like a position... 1414 01:21:22,078 --> 01:21:24,680 that's a little less demanding on my time. 1415 01:21:24,747 --> 01:21:26,916 hmm. 1416 01:21:28,684 --> 01:21:30,853 let me see what I can do. 1417 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:34,590 mr. Dubrow, you know lots of people, right? 1418 01:21:34,657 --> 01:21:35,891 why do you ask? 1419 01:21:35,959 --> 01:21:37,360 i have this friend 1420 01:21:37,426 --> 01:21:40,596 who's sort of in need of a favor. 1421 01:21:40,663 --> 01:21:42,165 uh-huh. 1422 01:21:58,814 --> 01:22:00,516 [speaking japanese] 1423 01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:04,587 lionel spalding... 1424 01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:05,921 and neil. 1425 01:22:05,989 --> 01:22:08,291 welcome to the bali majestic, mr. Spalding. 1426 01:22:08,357 --> 01:22:10,193 the manager has been expecting you. 1427 01:22:10,259 --> 01:22:13,129 mr. Spalding, I can't tell you how pleased I am 1428 01:22:13,196 --> 01:22:15,598 that you decided to accept our invitation, 1429 01:22:15,664 --> 01:22:17,633 particularly after those rather unfortunate circumstances 1430 01:22:17,700 --> 01:22:18,934 back in new york. 1431 01:22:19,002 --> 01:22:20,469 but as you can see, 1432 01:22:20,536 --> 01:22:22,771 we are far, far away from there right now. 1433 01:22:22,838 --> 01:22:25,074 and my family and I are dedicated 1434 01:22:25,141 --> 01:22:28,544 to making your stay here at the bali majestic 1435 01:22:28,611 --> 01:22:31,080 as uneventful and trouble-free as is humanly possible. 1436 01:22:31,147 --> 01:22:32,948 your room and meals are complimentary. 1437 01:22:33,016 --> 01:22:37,020 if you'd like me to arrange a line of credit in the casino, 1438 01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:38,454 i'd be happy to do so. 1439 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:41,157 you may hear some of our native islanders 1440 01:22:41,224 --> 01:22:42,458 out and around the bushes. 1441 01:22:42,525 --> 01:22:44,027 there's nothing to worry about. 1442 01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:45,528 i can guarantee you 1443 01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:49,098 there will be no further incidents to deal with. 1444 01:22:49,165 --> 01:22:51,600 anytime you need anything, pick up the phone-- 1445 01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:52,635 dad, uh-- 1446 01:22:52,701 --> 01:22:54,170 just a moment, kyle. 1447 01:22:54,237 --> 01:22:56,639 one of things I want to tell you about 1448 01:22:56,705 --> 01:22:58,074 is the bali-hai buffet, 1449 01:22:58,141 --> 01:23:01,644 which we offer every day at breakfast and lunch. 1450 01:23:01,710 --> 01:23:04,580 no! 1451 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:07,316 * ow, ow * 1452 01:23:07,383 --> 01:23:08,684 * all aboard that funk boat * 1453 01:23:08,751 --> 01:23:12,155 * that I'm about to start sailin' now * 1454 01:23:12,221 --> 01:23:14,290 * all you riggers and all you party trickers * 1455 01:23:14,357 --> 01:23:17,126 * everybody's in the funky blowout * 1456 01:23:17,193 --> 01:23:18,494 * you know where to set sail from * 1457 01:23:18,561 --> 01:23:21,630 * just around the corner from the portobello road * 1458 01:23:21,697 --> 01:23:24,200 * downtown, w-10, you're my best baby * 1459 01:23:24,267 --> 01:23:26,102 * baby, do what you're done told * 1460 01:23:26,169 --> 01:23:29,105 * I got bottles of beer and a deck or two * 1461 01:23:29,172 --> 01:23:31,974 * all my friends are now coming in * 1462 01:23:32,041 --> 01:23:33,709 * lucy and jules lookin' good, girls * 1463 01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:36,112 * so, all aboard, let the party begin * 1464 01:23:36,179 --> 01:23:37,513 * I'm on the mike, I make you dance * 1465 01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:38,981 * I make you funk, I make you sweat * 1466 01:23:39,048 --> 01:23:41,250 * from now till the break of dawn * 1467 01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:43,719 * so get up the wall, let's have a ball * 1468 01:23:43,786 --> 01:23:45,754 * rummin' out till the morning comes * 1469 01:23:45,821 --> 01:23:47,056 * and I said * 1470 01:23:47,123 --> 01:23:48,291 * have fun, go mad * 1471 01:23:48,357 --> 01:23:49,658 * do what I say * 1472 01:23:49,725 --> 01:23:50,626 * have fun, go mad * 1473 01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,061 * don't do what I do * 1474 01:23:52,128 --> 01:23:53,096 * have fun, go mad * 1475 01:23:53,162 --> 01:23:54,197 * come on * 1476 01:23:54,263 --> 01:23:56,832 * have fun livin' in the city * 1477 01:23:56,899 --> 01:23:58,167 * have fun, go mad * 1478 01:23:58,234 --> 01:23:59,168 * do what I say * 1479 01:23:59,235 --> 01:24:00,669 * have fun, go mad * 1480 01:24:00,736 --> 01:24:01,904 * don't do what I do * 1481 01:24:01,970 --> 01:24:03,005 * have fun, go mad * 1482 01:24:03,072 --> 01:24:04,173 * so, come on * 1483 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,509 * have fun livin' in the city * 1484 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:07,543 * here we go * 1485 01:24:21,724 --> 01:24:23,592 * have, have, have * 1486 01:24:23,659 --> 01:24:24,527 * have fun * 1487 01:24:26,462 --> 01:24:29,132 * so, let it be, let it be my * 1488 01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:30,833 * my turn to dance * 1489 01:24:30,899 --> 01:24:33,536 * so makin' the space up and on the floor * 1490 01:24:33,602 --> 01:24:36,205 * 'cause I really want to take this chance * 1491 01:24:36,272 --> 01:24:38,374 * to bust a move, thrust a move * 1492 01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:41,144 * just to move, you know I got no shame * 1493 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:43,546 * I wanna do it again, I wanna do it again * 1494 01:24:43,612 --> 01:24:45,481 * I wanna do it, do it, do it, do it, do it * 1495 01:24:45,548 --> 01:24:46,815 * do it, do it again ** 87643