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{1183}{1272}Remind me not to get on your bad side.|How much you win?
{1274}{1379}- We weren't playin' for money.|- You killed yourself like that for nothin'?
{1381}{1466}Must be a guy thing.|So what d'you wanna talk to me about?
{1487}{1576}- Don't worry about it. Changed my mind.|- About what?
{1578}{1658}My cousin's wedding's tomorrow.|I was gonna ask you to be my date.
{1660}{1761}- I'm busy anyway. Have a good time, though.|- Hey!
{1762}{1883}- I'm not goin'. Didn't I just say that?|- Not exactly. Why are you bailin' out?
{1914}{1976}If you knew my father's side of the family...
{1978}{2061}It's not like Bennett can't ask|one of his brothers to be best man.
{2064}{2111}- Best man!|- Yeah.
{2118}{2212}He knows it'll make his father angry.|That's my Uncle Jonas,
{2213}{2329}who regards me as the black sheep|of the family, I guess you could say.
{2341}{2411}- So you really can't come?|- You said you weren't going.
{2412}{2444}How can I not?
{2446}{2531}Are you dehydrated or something?|Cos you're not making much sense.
{2533}{2597}- Think you can get out of your plans?|- My plans?
{2599}{2656}Sure, sounds like fun.
{2658}{2709}I wouldn't go that far.
{2711}{2796}These aren't your peeps.|They pride themselves on being snooty.
{2798}{2864}Don't talk to me about snooty.
{2866}{2973}With my DNA, I'm nearly a blood relative|to everybody who's been anybody - ever.
{2975}{3087}Winston Churchill, Einstein, Pocahontas.
{3089}{3173}I should mention this is|gonna be a formal affair.
{3175}{3225}Not a problem.
{3583}{3661}You hear stories about|places like this, but damn!
{3663}{3727}It's like the Pulse never happened.
{3729}{3800}- What do you think?|- Uh-uh.
{3843}{3900}- I love weddings.|- Never been to one.
{3902}{3943}Seriously?!
{3945}{4059}There is nothing more romantic than two|people pledging their hearts to each other
{4061}{4155}till the day they die.|Makes me incredibly horny.
{4157}{4270}No, thank you. Knocking the boot with|the same person for the rest of your life?
{4272}{4372}- I'm not even tryin' to hear that.|- You are so gonna have a good time.
{4408}{4462}Perfect.
{4464}{4524}I wonder how much cheddar|they want for this bitch.
{4526}{4638}- Logan's paying for this, right?|- It's not like he's my sugar daddy.
{4640}{4697}- Why not?|- Can I help you?
{4722}{4786}- We're just browsing.|- How much is this?
{4803}{4848}- Six.|- Hundred?
{4850}{4933}Thousand. It's an imported|Raphael Banks original.
{4935}{4996}Now, that's just stupid.
{4998}{5089}Could you put this on hold?|I'm gonna come back for it later.
{5091}{5148}- Of course.|- Thank you.
{5366}{5427}Good night.|I'll let myself out when I finish up.
{5429}{5466}OK.
{6105}{6169}What a girl has to go through to look good.
{7871}{7943}I'm still wanted by the cops|on that Makioka thing.
{7945}{8022}No way I'll try to get past|a checkpoint with a hot painting.
{8060}{8120}It'll be there in two hours.
{8134}{8226}Relax. This is me you're talkin' to. Chill.
{8375}{8478}Jam Pony messenger. I got|a package goin' to 435 Bledsoe.
{8480}{8547}Look at me. Are you lookin' at me?
{8555}{8631}- With both eyes.|- This is a very important package.
{8633}{8696}You make sure it gets to|where it's supposed to go.
{8698}{8760}It's what the man pays me to do.
{8840}{8890}Make sure.
{8960}{9006}I'll guard it with my life.
{9089}{9136}Hey, hey, hey! That's enough!
{9138}{9236}How many times I gotta tell you people?|This is a place of business.
{9238}{9313}C'mon, Normal, they're just foolin' around!
{9443}{9545}- All right, idiots. Let's get back to work.|- What did you just call me?
{9547}{9619}I just called you all idiots.|It's from the Greek idiotes.
{9621}{9679}As in "one who is afflicted by idiocy,
{9681}{9772}a feeble-minded person having|a mental age not exceeding three years."
{9774}{9872}- Who do you think you are, talkin' like that?|- Your boss. Now bip-bip-bip.
{9893}{9940}I want an apology.
{9943}{9986}- Is that right?|- Now.
{10108}{10196}All right, perhaps I was unduly|harsh calling you people idiots.
{10197}{10272}When in fact you're morons.|From the Greek moros.
{10273}{10381}As in "feeble-minded or mental defective|having an age of between eight and twelve,
{10384}{10482}capable of doing menial tasks under|supervision." Now get outta my sight,
{10487}{10537}or you're all fired.
{10557}{10610}It'll be here any minute.
{10612}{10692}Didn't he just tell me it'd be here|any minute a minute ago?
{10694}{10744}Yes, Mr Duvalier. That's what he said.
{10746}{10838}And yet my Rockwell still isn't here.
{10840}{10910}- No, Mr Duvalier.|- Don't worry, you'll have it.
{10912}{10975}I got a plane to catch to Singapore tonight,
{10977}{11069}and if that Rockwell doesn't arrive|in time and I disappoint my buyer,
{11071}{11136}then you is a dead man.
{11385}{11462}Hi. Jam Pony messenger.|Need a signature here...
{11562}{11655}- There you go, baby.|- What'd I tell you?
{11657}{11728}It's what I been waitin' for. My baby.
{11833}{11892}What the hell is this?
{12048}{12100}- Hey.|- Hey. Can I help you?
{12102}{12195}- Yeah. Is Max around?|- Yeah. She's in the, uh...
{12272}{12328}? I suit you the way that 'chu want
{12330}{12389}? Hey, hey, hey, the way that 'chu want
{12391}{12446}? It caught me the way that 'chu want
{12448}{12506}? Hey, hey, hey, the way that 'chu want
{12508}{12566}? I suit you the way that 'chu want
{12568}{12626}? Hey, hey, hey, the way that 'chu want
{12628}{12685}? It got me the way that 'chu want
{12687}{12741}? Hey, hey, hey, the way that 'chu want
{12798}{12844}You clean up nice.
{12846}{12918}- So do you.|- Shall we?
{12957}{12985}Sure.
{12987}{13043}? I suit you the way that 'chu want
{13045}{13104}? Hey, hey, hey, the way that 'chu want
{13106}{13162}? It got me the way that 'chu want
{13164}{13216}? Hey, hey, hey, the way that 'chu want
{13256}{13326}My speech for the toast,|do you mind running through it?
{13328}{13420}- You seem nervous.|- I'm no good with public speaking.
{13422}{13498}You deliver cable hacks|to millions of people.
{13500}{13575}It's different. There's no one|around, just a camera.
{13595}{13681}There's no family waiting for you|to screw up so they can talk about it.
{13683}{13737}- Why do you care?|- I don't.
{13757}{13785}Whatever.
{13846}{13896}- Shoot.|- OK.
{13949}{14007}Marriage is an act of daring,
{14009}{14095}which requires that we be brave|enough to promise ourselves...
{14097}{14208}You see, that's what I don't get. How can you|promise you're gonna love someone forever?
{14211}{14294}Well, it's a declaration of intent, a vow.
{14295}{14359}You took it and look how that turned out.
{14361}{14446}You and Uncle Jonas are|gonna get along famously.
{14448}{14562}Maybe weddings should be held in secret.|That way, when the marriage falls apart,
{14564}{14673}you haven't spent a whole lotta loot on|what was just a big old public humiliation.
{14701}{14806}It requires we entrust our|most secret inner selves to them.
{14832}{14900}- When Bennett first told me about Marion...|- Marianne.
{14902}{14964}- What?|- Marianne. You said Marion.
{14966}{15024}- Which is it?|- It says Marianne.
{15026}{15087}You don't know the bride's name?
{15089}{15134}I've never met her.
{15136}{15165}God!
{15167}{15227}Can I see the ring?
{15329}{15355}Wow!
{15357}{15479}Good clarity, colourless.|I could fence this for ten thou, easy.
{15670}{15768}Hi. Sorry, we're closed. I invite you|to come back during business hours.
{15770}{15867}My boss was expecting a package.|You sent the wrong one.
{15869}{15969}Those are blueprints for|a meat packing plant, not his painting.
{16040}{16125}I don't know what to tell you.|My records show this is your package.
{16127}{16176}Check it again.
{16193}{16318}Listen, if your boss wants to file a complaint,|have him fill this out, OK? Get back to me.
{16411}{16479}Tell him yourself. Tear this place apart.
{16806}{16853}Are you OK?
{16855}{16915}I'm so happy for them.
{17337}{17462}Poor thing. Reminds me of the look on|Jondy's face during live ordnance drills.
{17466}{17587}I wonder if that's terror or grim determination.|Oh, well, it's her life.
{17622}{17753}I, Bennett, take you, Marianne,|to be my lawfully wedded wife.
{17759}{17834}You are my one true love, my light.
{17835}{17924}When I was afraid, you were always there.
{17927}{17981}You were brave enough for the both of us.
{17982}{18058}- He sounds sincere enough.|- And when I couldn't see,
{18059}{18141}you were always there|to guide me home again.
{18144}{18246}I, Marianne, take you, Bennett,|to be my lawfully wedded husband.
{18259}{18358}We come from different worlds, but|our love is strong enough to build a bridge.
{18360}{18456}- Her too.|- I promise to cherish you always, without...
{18458}{18574}- They look so... happy.|- All the angels in heaven witness my vow.
{18576}{18690}By the power vested in me by the military|command of the State of Washington,
{18700}{18753}I now pronounce you husband and wife.
{18755}{18846}- Oh, that is so sweet!|- You may kiss the bride.
{18966}{19026}There you go, dear.
{19316}{19397}Your uncle's got a nice spread.|Where'd he make all his dough?
{19399}{19450}Off the misery of others.
{19452}{19554}Every Hoverdrone in North America|requires this one chip in order to fly.
{19556}{19657}- My uncle manufactures that chip.|- So in other words, we're in enemy territory.
{19659}{19730}- Mm.|- When do we get the cake?
{19782}{19897}In a wheelchair, you can't turn your back on|someone and hope they won't recognise you.
{19899}{19935}- Junior!|- Hello, dear.
{19937}{19979}Hi.
{19981}{20069}Uncle Jonas, Aunt Margo. This is Max.
{20078}{20136}- Max...?|- Guevara.
{20159}{20213}Guevara?
{20230}{20281}Of the Greenwich Guevaras.
{20283}{20358}I don't recall there being|any Guevaras in Greenwich.
{20360}{20456}But the world's goin' to hell|in a handbasket, so who knows?
{20565}{20642}One thing you can say about Normal|is at least he knows who he is.
{20644}{20749}A constipated, crusty, angry,|rhythm-free, Republican white man.
{20794}{20853}No, I myself struggle with self-identity.
{20855}{20901}Wiggy, you trippin'.
{20903}{20953}No, I'm serious.
{20978}{21041}- It's Normal.|- Speak of the devil.
{21043}{21097}He's asking for you.
{21099}{21177}He sounds upset. Talk. Go.
{21206}{21331}Herbal, drop some of that I and I science|on Wiggy. Don't let him have no more beer.
{21399}{21494}You callin' durin' personal time,|you better be callin' to apologise.
{21496}{21547}Otherwise, I'm hangin' up on your ass.
{21549}{21603}There's a gun pointed at my head.
{21605}{21700}You do what you gotta do, but if you|askin' my advice on how to end it all,
{21702}{21774}put your head in the oven|or go the sleepin' pill route.
{21775}{21828}Maybe I'm not making myself clear.
{21831}{21965}There are men here with guns - boom, boom -|who intend to kill me if I don't...
{21967}{22091}if we don't find their package, which has|apparently been misplaced. I need your help.
{22107}{22185}- What's in it for me?|- Money. Lots of it.
{22210}{22266}Ten bucks.
{22278}{22321}All right, make it 20.
{22323}{22408}I want an apology to every|messenger at Jam Pony.
{22439}{22518}- Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure.|- And I want it in writing.
{22520}{22620}And I don't ever wanna hear|the words "bip-bip-bip" again.
{22622}{22735}That's... You'll never hear another "bip"|out of my cakehole as long as I live.
{22737}{22802}OK. What's the dealio with the package?
{22816}{22894}Still writing those little articles of yours?
{22896}{22971}- Yes, as a matter of fact.|- Any plans in getting a real job,
{22973}{23095}or are you content to dine at the family|money trough for the rest of your life?
{23109}{23188}- I enjoy my work.|- Since Junior here won't listen to me,
{23190}{23294}maybe you can use your charms to|persuade him to do something with his life.
{23296}{23366}Junior's doing just fine.
{23368}{23467}If you're shacked up with him, you're|probably one of those freethinkers, too,
{23469}{23530}and think I'm talking through my hat.
{23532}{23604}Not unless you wear your hat on your ass.
{23722}{23789}Oh, there's Bennett and Marianne. Excuse me.
{23797}{23847}Enjoy the party.
{23879}{23939}- Sorry. I had to do that.|- It's fine.
{23941}{24030}Another highball and he won't|even remember meeting you.
{24032}{24108}- Did you notice the locket Aunt Margo had?|- Yeah.
{24110}{24163}Hm. That was my mother's.
{24172}{24269}My father gave it to her the day|I was born. She never took it off.
{24271}{24370}Before she died she told me that she|wanted me to have it, to remember her by,
{24372}{24500}but... when I went looking for it|in her jewellery box, it was gone.
{24507}{24607}- You're gonna ask for it back.|- No. It'll just cause too big a deal.
{24609}{24705}And with all the denials and|excuses and lies and recriminations,
{24707}{24779}it's easier to let it slide.
{24781}{24927}The great and powerful Eyes Only is gonna|let himself get crapped over by his family?
{24945}{25024}- I need another drink.|- Knock yourself out.
{25156}{25201}Logan.
{25256}{25285}Daphne!
{25425}{25507}Are you sure you brought it|back here after you picked it up?
{25509}{25561}- I don't remember.|- Don't make me smack you.
{25563}{25694}The only thing that I know for sure is|that I can be relied upon to be unreliable.
{25696}{25779}In many respects, Normal's right. I'm an idiot.
{25795}{25916}He's the idiot. Normal switched the contents|of the packages after the sword fight.
{25918}{25981}- It's the only explanation.|- You mean I'm not an idiot?
{25983}{26087}Let's not go that far. Now, who|delivered the other mail tube?
{26200}{26342}Max, say hi to Daphne, my, uh...|old friend. We went to Yale together.
{26352}{26393}- Oh.|- Hi.
{26395}{26450}She's an amazing artist.
{26452}{26506}- Really?|- Mm-hm.
{26531}{26622}I've been meaning to tell you|how lovely that dress looks on you.
{26624}{26686}- Thank you.|- I lusted after it myself,
{26688}{26767}but saw the price tag and got sticker shock.
{26798}{26880}I'll have to stick with my|Allegra Versace for another decade.
{26920}{26965}Excuse me.
{27077}{27207}That's the dealio. Packages got switched.|I'm outside the place you made the drop at.
{27209}{27304}Can I ask you one question?|Why exactly are we helping Normal?
{27306}{27421}Original Cindy don't like the man neither,|but that don't mean she wanna see him shot.
{27423}{27460}Yeah, I suppose.
{27462}{27580}You remember anything about this|Angelo Biondello you made the drop to?
{27582}{27624}No clue. Why?
{27626}{27693}Cos the building's locked,|ain't nobody to let me in.
{27695}{27766}- So break in.|- Break into the building?
{27768}{27849}Yeah. If Biondello's office is closed,|slim-jimmy your way in.
{27851}{27963}I am not committing felony breaking|and entering, even to save Normal's life.
{27965}{28048}Besides, even if I could,|probably just get lost anyway.
{28072}{28132}I'm on my way.
{28150}{28243}- You went to Billy's prom? You never said.|- Yeah. Was I supposed to?
{28245}{28277}- Yeah.|- Logan?
{28279}{28348}If it's any consolation,|I wore a different dress.
{28350}{28413}I have to deal with some gangsters|trying to kill my boss.
{28415}{28515}OK. Lucky Billy. As I recall,|that dress was impossible to unzip.
{28541}{28588}You bad boy!
{28688}{28750}- Can I help you?|- Oh, found 'em.
{29134}{29196}Sorry to pull you away from your do, boo.
{29261}{29298}No problem.
{29306}{29395}Look at you flossin' in a dope riz-ide.
{29403}{29467}All right. Stay here and keep an eye out.
{29469}{29539}- What are you gonna do?|- Try not to wrinkle this dress.
{29541}{29603}Cinderella's gotta return it in the morning.
{30946}{31005}- Hey.|- Argh!
{31403}{31500}- What do you think you're doing?|- Listening to The Lion King for the last time.
{31502}{31606}- You almost got yourself killed!|- Well, that's kinda the point.
{31617}{31723}This was supposed to be my big break,|but the plans never got here.
{31725}{31785}Client left in a huff. I got fired.
{31787}{31867}Now I'm gonna lose|my house, my wife, my little girl.
{31869}{31975}You have a wife and a kid and you're about|to take a header into the No Parking zone?!
{31992}{32056}- My job!|- It's just a job. Get over it.
{32058}{32182}- Now tell me where the painting is.|- I threw it out. It's probably in the Dumpster.
{32184}{32214}Wait!
{32258}{32329}You're a messenger, aren't you?
{32331}{32374}Yeah.
{32376}{32490}Well, I've never been a believer, but you|coming here personally to straighten me out,
{32492}{32537}thank you.
{32560}{32619}I'll see about getting you those plans back.
{33119}{33225}Logan, um, should I be worried|about this toast you're giving?
{33270}{33345}Details of your bachelor|party are safe with me.
{34061}{34098}Hey.
{34101}{34150}Zip me up.
{34280}{34354}Logan. His speech!
{34360}{34393}Attention!
{34450}{34517}Logan's gonna give the first toast.
{34716}{34777}Got a 911 delivery from Jam Pony.
{34779}{34817}Upstairs.
{34875}{34978}- I can't believe they came through for me.|- You thought they were gonna let you die?
{34980}{35052}Yes. Actually, they don't like me too much.
{35054}{35112}I can understand that.
{35134}{35184}It's about time. Bip...
{35220}{35281}Never mind. OK. Can I go?
{35661}{35766}You actually thought you could|lay a phoney off on me, huh?
{35768}{35849}Well, if that's a forgery,|then I'm a victim here too, OK?
{35895}{35960}Look, I had the original, OK?
{35962}{36093}I swear. Either my partner stabbed me|in the back, or these guys are players.
{36187}{36282}Hey, I'm just the messenger. We found|your package. Now let my boy go.
{36284}{36345}Cos believe me, he ain't no playa playa.
{36446}{36509}Know what the word|"defenestration" mean?
{36511}{36579}lsn't that when you cut all the trees down?
{36581}{36622}Nah.
{36786}{36838}Oh, no. No, no.
{36857}{36894}Argh!
{37019}{37085}Now, that's defenestration.
{37099}{37157}I don't care what you do to get that paintin',
{37159}{37261}but if it's not in my hands|in the next two hours, then he next.
{37509}{37554}Uh...
{37556}{37618}marriage is an act of desperation.
{37627}{37669}Uh...
{37671}{37766}daring. It's an act of daring.
{37769}{37881}And, uh, it-it requires, really...
{37883}{38000}that we be foolish enough|to promise ourselves to another.
{38001}{38075}Brave enough. Not foolish.
{38077}{38130}It's brave. Brave.
{38194}{38260}When Bennett first told me that, uh...
{38262}{38322}that he'd fallen in love with...
{38349}{38441}the beautiful, wonderful woman, uh...
{38502}{38581}Marianne,
{38583}{38653}I told him that...
{38688}{38800}he was lucky to have found|someone to share his life with.
{38891}{38946}They crossed paths by fate,
{38948}{39016}but became partners by choice.
{39060}{39107}And together,
{39109}{39220}they are embarking on the greatest|adventure two people can share.
{39379}{39468}I was kinda worried there|but it was really good. Thanks.
{39614}{39689}- Nice speech.|- Thanks for comin' to the rescue.
{39698}{39747}Better late than never.
{39749}{39832}- Where were you anyway?|- Long story.
{39834}{39902}- So about Daphne...|- So about the dress...
{39917}{39981}- You stole it?|- I borrowed it. An old girlfriend?
{39983}{40095}- Yes, actually. Borrowed it from whom?|- Store downtown. Were you guys serious?
{40097}{40156}We were engaged. You gonna return it?
{40158}{40211}None of your business.|Why'd you break up?
{40213}{40261}- None of your business.|- Junior!
{40424}{40511}No. I'm not familiar with|the term "defenestration".
{40562}{40599}Ouch.
{40632}{40716}Forgery, huh? And where'd|Sketchy make the pick-up?
{40718}{40810}I always wondered why Daphne and|Logan broke off their engagement.
{40812}{40875}He double-crossed the guy|who was defenestrated.
{40877}{40971}Logan certainly needs a woman|to take care of him. Poor thing.
{40973}{41033}Handsome as ever, though.
{41035}{41114}And Daphne looks like she's|finally ready to settle down.
{41116}{41220}- 7B. I'll meet you there.|- lnteresting to see who catches the bouquet.
{41399}{41467}So what's the dealio with|this catching the bouquet?
{41469}{41543}Whoever gets it's supposed|to marry the man of her dreams.
{41545}{41606}Some kinda bent heterosexual thing.
{41747}{41827}D'you know where the guy is that lives here?
{41829}{41887}- He moved out.|- You know where he went?
{41888}{41952}No. Must've hit it big|at the track or somethin'.
{41953}{42068}Took off for the airport in a limo, with|three girls who weren't wearin' much at all.
{42185}{42262}I said "You gotta do me first."|Know what I'm sayin'?
{42263}{42309}Yeah.
{42345}{42446}I need your attention cos I got somewhere|else I gotta be. What did you do with it?
{42448}{42507}Do I know you girls?
{42532}{42636}I didn't know he was into scenarios.|How much is he paying you for this?
{42677}{42768}- Where's the real painting?|- I don't know what you're talkin' about.
{42770}{42871}Let me fill in the blanks. You went up for|auction and double-crossed your partner.
{42873}{42947}You're skipping town with the cash,|only your flight was delayed,
{42949}{43056}so here you are in a mo-mo with your|little playmates, waiting for the fog to lift.
{43058}{43124}Look, whoever you are,|you got it all wrong.
{43126}{43211}Here, let me do this, boo,|so you don't mess up your dress.
{43301}{43340}Hey! OK.
{43342}{43400}Where's the real painting?
{43402}{43462}I sold it to this Korean ship captain.
{43464}{43532}The big guy over there,|Kim Somebody, is a connoisseur.
{43534}{43608}- Wanted it for the presidential palace.|- Let's go.
{43825}{43950}Nothin' like a room full of flat-assed white|girls to get your mind off of defenestration.
{44024}{44099}- Nice locket.|- Oh, thank you.
{44122}{44194}Logan, we gotta talk. It's important.
{44196}{44232}Excuse us.
{44240}{44335}- You're sure Runyon sold it to the Koreans?|- That's what he said.
{44371}{44465}People are carvin' up the culture|and shipping it to the highest bidder.
{44467}{44571}It's what thieves do, it's commerce.|Don't take it personally.
{44573}{44643}Well, I remember when|that Rockwell was stolen,
{44645}{44716}along with a Jackson Pollock|and a Nancy Kintisch.
{44718}{44835}The Pollock wound up in Johannesburg,|the Kintisch in Riyadh.
{44837}{44922}Normal's gonna wind up|dead if you don't hurry up.
{45091}{45217}I got a military transport, Republic of Korea,|docked in Elliot Bay, sailing in about an hour.
{45219}{45304}Is it OK if Original Cindy|hangs out with you and your peeps?
{45306}{45404}- I guess. Why?|- If I take out a bunch of military personnel,
{45406}{45491}she might catch on that I'm|a genetically enhanced killing machine.
{45493}{45578}We can't let this guy|take off with that painting.
{45580}{45639}Gimme a call when you...
{45718}{45794}- Find out where's it's at?|- I got it covered. I need a favour.
{45796}{45843}- See that girl over there?|- Uh-huh.
{45844}{45898}That's Logan's ex.
{45901}{45962}- I got your bag.|- Thanks, boo.
{46102}{46161}You got smooth moves, boo.
{48647}{48705}Me love you long time?
{50540}{50590}Where's my boss?
{50699}{50764}I hope he hasn't been too much trouble.
{50998}{51060}My Rockwell. They can go.
{51086}{51154}Wait. I want the other package.
{51163}{51230}- The one that was delivered by mistake.|- Uh, Max?
{51232}{51294}We're professionals, right?
{51364}{51416}Thank you for usin' Jam Pony.
{51538}{51599}I know you kids aren't particularly fond of me,
{51601}{51721}which is why it was especially touching that|you'd go out on a limb for me like you did,
{51723}{51808}- and I just wanna say, I thank you.|- Normal?
{51810}{51876}- Yes, Max?|- Get outta the car.
{51905}{51967}And drop this off on your way home.
{52038}{52075}OK.
{52447}{52527}- Mission accomplished.|- Where's the painting?
{52529}{52594}- I gave it to Duvalier.|- You did what?
{52596}{52674}What was I supposed to do?|He was gonna kill Normal.
{52676}{52803}Fine, but we can't just let this guy swing with|a Rockwell. It's a piece of American culture.
{52805}{52884}Why does everything always|have to turn into a cause with you?
{52886}{53029}Look, I stood there and watched them|ship the Baseball Hall of Fame to Kyoto.
{53031}{53109}The Sultan of Brunei crated up|the Statue of Liberty and took it.
{53111}{53200}- Girls, are you ready?|- One day this depression will be over...
{53470}{53528}You were saying?
{53645}{53735}I was saying, one day this|depression will be over, and when it is,
{53737}{53797}it would be nice if there was something left.
{53799}{53903}Normal heard Duvalier talkin' about|flippin' it over to some dude in Singapore.
{53905}{53957}Tonight, except the airport's closed.
{53958}{54057}Just reopened. I need you to get|out to the international terminal.
{54058}{54139}I haven't even had my cake yet.
{54140}{54253}- Where are you going?|- I'll meet you there. I gotta run an errand.
{54291}{54411}Waste of good mojo, if you ask me.|Original Cindy ain't lookin' for no husband.
{54489}{54570}What do you say we go shoot some pool?
{54572}{54639}- All right with me, girl.|- All right.
{54785}{54887}I just wanted to say goodbye.|I had an absolutely divine time.
{54889}{54939}Oh, goodbye, dear.
{54987}{55074}She's a Guevara. Of the Greenwich Guevaras.
{55184}{55284}Please tell him when you see him.|Always happy to help Eyes Only.
{55318}{55376}Hm. Arrived an hour ago.
{55378}{55435}Apparent suicide.
{55437}{55522}Yeah. Actually, he was murdered.
{55628}{55749}I'm guessing the autopsy report is|going to conclude the cause of death
{55751}{55826}was a single gunshot wound to the head.
{56072}{56098}I'm sorry.
{56100}{56195}Man, watch where you're goin',|or I'll break both of your arms.
{56599}{56656}Would you gentlemen step over here, please?
{56658}{56723}I got a plane to catch to|Singapore in 20 minutes.
{56725}{56802}- Please, step aside.|- What's the problem, Officer?
{56804}{56853}What you lookin' for?
{56855}{56915}Man, that ain't mine.
{56978}{57071}Not bad. You framed him for|a murder he actually did commit.
{57197}{57319}While your uncle was sloshed, you brought|a killer to justice and saved an art treasure.
{57321}{57417}Maybe it's time you brought him up|to speed that you're not the family failure.
{57419}{57485}I could be the Messiah and walk on water,
{57487}{57562}and he'd still say "Why can't you fly?"
{57600}{57674}For whatever reason,|he needs to see me as a loser.
{57676}{57720}Shame.
{57721}{57761}Well...
{57789}{57901}I'm lucky to have him. He's a good|reminder of what I don't want to become.
{57931}{58006}- So about Daphne...|- So about the dress...
{58030}{58090}You first.
{58119}{58194}She dumped me, outta the blue.
{58230}{58298}And I guess I didn't want you to know.
{58328}{58459}She never gave me a reason. Maybe that's|why I was talking to her, to find out why.
{58497}{58553}Did you find out?
{58555}{58668}Not really. Though I gotta say, the way|she was hangin' with Original Cindy,
{58670}{58745}- that might be a clue.|- It's a large life.
{58747}{58803}Yes, it is.
{58868}{58923}So about the dress.
{58925}{59015}I knew you were all bent out of|shape about going to this thing.
{59017}{59089}I didn't want you to worry|about a date that didn't fit in.
{59091}{59160}I wouldn't want you to fit in with that crowd.
{59162}{59206}Anyway...
{59208}{59268}Still, I'm returning it.
{59274}{59356}Don't do that. I want you to keep it.
{59387}{59481}Logan Cale, protector of all that is|good and true, advocating larceny?
{59483}{59563}No. I'll call the store and|have them charge it to me.
{59565}{59641}- Forget it. It's a waste of money.|- No, it's not.
{59656}{59768}You look beautiful in it. In fact, you|were the most beautiful woman there.
{59840}{59906}And you're absolutely|right about Aunt Margo.
{59908}{60005}I'm gonna get in her face about that locket.|After all, it was my mom's.
{60134}{60227}- How did you...?|- Genetically engineered pickpocket.
{60292}{60338}Thank you.
{60340}{60398}Cinderella better get home.
{60456}{60501}Don't make any plans for Easter.
{60503}{60598}You don't wanna miss|Uncle Jonas in his giant bunny outfit.
{60838}{60866}Ow!
{61023}{61059}Ow!
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