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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:13,808 What do I say about my brother John? 2 00:02:07,361 --> 00:02:08,695 Hello? 3 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:10,992 Can you just give me a fucking minute here man? 4 00:03:12,226 --> 00:03:14,962 - Please? Thank you. 5 00:03:48,362 --> 00:03:49,562 - Hey, yo, John. 6 00:03:50,865 --> 00:03:53,834 - I had another one of those crazy dreams last night, bro. 7 00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:56,203 - It was fucking crazy. 8 00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,605 - You and me were at some bar, you know 9 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,474 - getting fucked up, taking shots 10 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:03,277 - just having a fucking ball! 11 00:04:03,310 --> 00:04:05,678 - And then, you started some shit with some guys, 12 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,281 - and it got real bad, John. 13 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:09,216 - I mean, it got fucking real bad. Whoa! 14 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:13,054 I mean, fucking bartender hops over the bar, 15 00:04:13,087 --> 00:04:14,355 grabs a bar stool 16 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,490 and fucking wacks someone with it. 17 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:19,026 - And then, you crack some dude's skull open 18 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:20,794 - with a fucking bottle, 19 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,096 - you and me were coated in blood 20 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:24,398 and it looked like some crazy type of war shit, 21 00:04:24,432 --> 00:04:25,698 - You know that type of shit 22 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:27,368 - where you forget where you're at? 23 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:30,337 - And then, when it all finally dies down and stops, 24 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,239 it wasn't the cops that showed up. 25 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:36,210 We turn around and it's Ma sitting there. 26 00:04:36,243 --> 00:04:37,812 She'd been watching us the whole time. 27 00:04:37,845 --> 00:04:40,014 Shut the fuck up, man. 28 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,714 And she looked like, 29 00:04:41,748 --> 00:04:44,085 like she looked like she did when she was sick. Ya know? 30 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:44,919 Yeah. 31 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,521 Barely holding on. 32 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:51,058 Fucking scarf on her head. 33 00:04:51,092 --> 00:04:52,860 Yeah and she was just watching us, man. 34 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:53,693 Like, 35 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:56,629 looking at us. 36 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,568 Yeah. 37 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:04,771 - Take your vitamins yet? 38 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,042 - No, I'm not hungry. 39 00:05:08,075 --> 00:05:09,776 - Come on, buddy, a little Vitamin C 40 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:12,246 - to start your day off right. 41 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:19,220 - Let's get rich. 42 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:21,889 - Think about this, bud. 43 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,924 - We've been surrounded by free money 44 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:25,559 - our whole fucking lives. 45 00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:29,096 - Buddy, they prescribed it to you as a little kid. 46 00:05:29,130 --> 00:05:30,630 - You were a fucking child 47 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,833 - and you were eating this shit. 48 00:05:32,867 --> 00:05:34,468 - Free fucking money, 49 00:05:34,502 --> 00:05:35,668 - it's sitting around. 50 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:39,240 - All we gotta do now is scoop it up, 51 00:05:39,273 --> 00:05:40,673 - and cash it in. 52 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:45,212 Hey. 53 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,365 - I wanna share with you some stuff 54 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,901 that my mind has been marinating on lately. 55 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:11,372 I've been reading and collecting verses 56 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,942 and I just think there's a conversation here. 57 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,345 Do you know that in a race, all the runners run, 58 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:19,980 but only one gets the prize? 59 00:06:21,182 --> 00:06:23,384 That means we all start out equal, 60 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:24,717 in the same place. 61 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,222 Why do some of us strive and thrive? 62 00:06:28,255 --> 00:06:30,024 And why do some of us fall behind? 63 00:06:31,192 --> 00:06:33,494 Do not just shadowbox, I love that. 64 00:06:33,527 --> 00:06:37,064 Shadowbox, dodging, left, right, avoiding. 65 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:40,733 Head-on we go. 66 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,504 We go into it head-on with confidence. 67 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,805 That's how we win this race. 68 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,241 That's how we get the prize. 69 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:52,146 There is so many fucking people on this planet. 70 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,053 Hey, you got a little um ... 71 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,022 A little warning? 72 00:07:02,056 --> 00:07:03,357 A little warning. 73 00:07:03,390 --> 00:07:05,459 Johnny Officer, Johnny Law. 74 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:09,230 โ™ช Mine eyes have seen the glory โ™ช 75 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,664 โ™ช Of the coming of the Lord โ™ช 76 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:14,168 โ™ช He is driving down the highway in a '57 Ford โ™ช 77 00:07:14,201 --> 00:07:15,402 โ™ช With one foot on the throttle โ™ช 78 00:07:15,436 --> 00:07:16,370 โ™ช And another on a bottle โ™ช 79 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,806 โ™ช Of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer โ™ช 80 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:22,576 โ™ช Glory! Glory! Hallelujah โ™ช 81 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:26,413 โ™ช Teacher struck me with the ruler โ™ช 82 00:07:26,447 --> 00:07:28,515 โ™ช So I shot her in her seater โ™ช 83 00:07:28,549 --> 00:07:30,017 โ™ช with a 45 repeater โ™ช 84 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:33,320 โ™ช And she ain't comin' back no more โ™ช 85 00:07:33,354 --> 00:07:34,288 Get the boil goin', huh? 86 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,923 Get that boil goin'! 87 00:07:41,629 --> 00:07:45,132 Put a little hair on your chest, already. 88 00:07:47,434 --> 00:07:49,136 And one for the chef. 89 00:07:50,504 --> 00:07:51,405 Here we fucking go. 90 00:07:51,438 --> 00:07:52,706 Oh, a little bump in the road. 91 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:53,574 Here we go. 92 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:54,675 You know what that means. 93 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,609 A little bump in the road. 94 00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:56,910 - Ready? - All right. 95 00:07:56,944 --> 00:07:58,412 Hold on to your butts. 96 00:07:58,445 --> 00:07:59,246 Ready? 97 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:02,383 Wait for it. Wait for it. 98 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,423 All right, now, put it in reverse. 99 00:08:09,456 --> 00:08:10,491 - I wanna do one. - Hell no, man. 100 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:11,759 - Come on, I wanna do one. - Hell no. 101 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:12,493 That's not fucking fair, come on. 102 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:13,793 We're going north. 103 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:14,395 All right, then turn around and go for it. 104 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:15,562 Nah, man. 105 00:08:15,596 --> 00:08:17,464 Whatever, I'm doing two then. 106 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:26,507 Okay. 107 00:08:40,521 --> 00:08:42,356 Are you sure you wanna go again? 108 00:08:42,389 --> 00:08:43,757 Let's fucking go. 109 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,059 'Cause, you know, last time 110 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:46,327 you barely made it halfway through. 111 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:47,461 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go. 112 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:48,929 All right, one more thing before I start. - Yeah? 113 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,998 You gotta keep tempo with me. - Yeah. 114 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:51,799 I'm not slowing this down 115 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:52,933 to teach it to you. 116 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,101 Okay, all right, all right, all right, all right. 117 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,102 I hear you, let's go. 118 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,337 - All right? - Let's go. 119 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:58,405 โ™ช Flee โ™ช 120 00:08:58,439 --> 00:09:00,274 โ™ช Flee โ™ช 121 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:01,875 โ™ช Flee fly โ™ช 122 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,477 โ™ช Flee fly โ™ช 123 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,479 โ™ช Flee fly flo โ™ช 124 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:06,815 โ™ช Flee fly flo โ™ช 125 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:10,684 โ™ช Amma lamma kuma lamma amma lamma vista โ™ช 126 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:14,254 โ™ช Amma lamma kuma lamma amma lamma vista โ™ช 127 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:17,624 โ™ช Oh no no no, not the vista โ™ช 128 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:21,128 โ™ช Oh no no no, not the vista โ™ช 129 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:24,331 โ™ช Eenie meanie este meanie ooh wachawanameanie โ™ช 130 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:27,000 โ™ช Eenie meanie este meanie ooh wachawanameanie โ™ช 131 00:09:27,034 --> 00:09:29,870 โ™ช Ahcha meanie oohwachawanameanie wa โ™ช 132 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,506 โ™ช Ahcha meanie oohwachawanameanie wa โ™ช 133 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,007 โ™ช Beatinbellyotindotin โ™ช 134 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:35,442 โ™ช Boboskidditindottin โ™ช 135 00:09:35,476 --> 00:09:36,577 โ™ช Boboquattindottin โ™ช 136 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,112 โ™ช Bottindottinchow! โ™ช 137 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:39,480 โ™ช Beatinbellyotindotin โ™ช 138 00:09:39,513 --> 00:09:40,514 โ™ช Boboskidditindottin โ™ช 139 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:41,850 โ™ช Boboquattindottin โ™ช 140 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:43,317 โ™ช Bottindottinchow! โ™ช 141 00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,551 - Oh shit! - Ciao motherfucker! 142 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:46,220 - Ciao! That's how the. - Hell yeah, dude! 143 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:47,955 - Italians say goodbye, baby. - That shit's what 144 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,289 I'm talking about. Ciao, baby! - Goodbye, baby! 145 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:50,391 Ciao, bella! 146 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,459 - Damn, you finally got it, man. 147 00:09:52,493 --> 00:09:53,394 - I'm learning, I'm learning. 148 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:54,461 - Now you can teach it to people. 149 00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:55,529 That's how it goes. 150 00:09:55,562 --> 00:09:57,664 Ma taught it to me. I taught it to you. 151 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,333 You remember that nursery rhyme? 152 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,267 Yo, how'd it go again? 153 00:10:07,674 --> 00:10:09,910 Which means there's this one little peat mouse. 154 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,146 And he wanted to buy something. 155 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:14,014 So he went to city hall, 156 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,582 but he got lost. 157 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,918 So instead, he sat in the green grass 158 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,486 and completely pissed his pants. 159 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,689 Yo, John, I got some advice for you, man. 160 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,558 - What do you got? - With a haircut like that, 161 00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:25,659 you shouldn't be speaking German. 162 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,396 - Motherfucker! - That's what I'm saying 163 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:32,232 about that! Leather jacket. Skinhead. 164 00:10:32,266 --> 00:10:33,133 Shit man. 165 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:08,288 Jesus Christ on a fucking crutch man. 166 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:11,425 This shit is even more beautiful 167 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,962 than I ever fucking imagined. 168 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:20,167 Shangri-La, Shambala, Xanadu. 169 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,603 Your very own private Hearst Mansion. 170 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:26,773 And kids, the best part is, it comes with a pool. 171 00:13:26,808 --> 00:13:28,076 Ya know when California goes through the ocean, 172 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,877 this will all be beach side estate. 173 00:13:31,612 --> 00:13:33,014 Someone bring me a martini. 174 00:13:34,082 --> 00:13:35,649 I'm gonna do a dive. 175 00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:55,769 Yo John, 176 00:13:57,371 --> 00:13:58,472 I'm not sure the car is gonna make it 177 00:13:58,505 --> 00:13:59,306 all the way, man. 178 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,342 What do you mean? 179 00:14:02,376 --> 00:14:04,778 You feel it over the bumps and shit like that? 180 00:14:04,812 --> 00:14:07,514 The suspension is dropping. It feels rusty. You know? 181 00:14:08,782 --> 00:14:11,318 So we'll take it to a shop once we get up there. 182 00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,589 Yeah, but I'm just saying like, I don't know. 183 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:17,724 We've been on the road for a week already. 184 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,129 Got another 3,000 miles to go. 185 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,563 We gotta drive all the way up the coast 186 00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:25,732 with the salt in the air and all that shit? 187 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:27,969 And the gas too. 188 00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:30,537 We spent $500 on gas just to get this far. 189 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,074 Let me ask you some Jacob, 190 00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:34,741 how much of your fucking grill cost? 191 00:14:34,775 --> 00:14:37,611 Why the fuck you gotta keep bringing that up, man? 192 00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,847 I can spend my money however the fuck I want to. Damn. 193 00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:41,348 Bro, I'm just saying, 194 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,283 what the fuck are you worried about gas for? 195 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,086 But what I'M just saying is like, 196 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,521 listen. 197 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,291 We're in the middle of the fucking desert, right? 198 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,192 Right. 199 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:54,194 We've driven all this way. 200 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,029 Correct. 201 00:14:55,063 --> 00:14:56,496 We're in California. 202 00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:57,798 Yeah. 203 00:14:57,832 --> 00:15:00,367 What's the biggest place in California? 204 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,602 I don't know Jacob, the fucking ocean. 205 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:03,403 No bro. 206 00:15:05,173 --> 00:15:05,940 LA. 207 00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,009 What about it? 208 00:15:08,042 --> 00:15:10,577 LA bro. Hollywood. 209 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,046 It's like the land of the movie stars. 210 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,881 I mean, there's real money there. 211 00:15:13,915 --> 00:15:15,749 People are flying in from all over the country, 212 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,051 all over the world, 213 00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:18,518 similar like they do in Florida. 214 00:15:18,552 --> 00:15:20,154 But, instead it's real money. 215 00:15:20,188 --> 00:15:21,521 Not just Miami trash. 216 00:15:21,555 --> 00:15:23,858 We're talking about rich movie stars 217 00:15:23,891 --> 00:15:25,525 with drug problems kinda money. 218 00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:27,095 Okay, okay. 219 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,696 What is your fucking point? 220 00:15:29,730 --> 00:15:31,231 I'm just saying like 221 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,668 we could sell these pills literally fucking anywhere, man. 222 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:35,837 People are gobbling this shit up 223 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:37,370 in every state in the country 224 00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,739 and we're trying to drive across 225 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,808 two fucking borders to get to Anchorage, 226 00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:43,211 bumble-fuck Alaska for what? 227 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:46,546 Set up a fucking trap house in an igloo? 228 00:15:46,580 --> 00:15:48,782 Bro, let's just run those Los Angeles numbers 229 00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:50,550 real quick here, okay? 230 00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,887 Tell me, what does one pill cost us? 231 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,688 Nothing, we jacked 'em. 232 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:57,892 Absolutely correct. Literally cost us fucking nothing. 233 00:15:57,925 --> 00:16:00,694 Now that one pill in Los Angeles, 234 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:02,262 you know what it's gonna be worth? 235 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,730 15 fucking bucks. 236 00:16:03,764 --> 00:16:04,932 And you know why? 237 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:06,266 'Cause there's clinics all the way 238 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,201 from Beverly Hills down to Skid Row. 239 00:16:07,235 --> 00:16:08,435 We could sell 'em for 25. 240 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,403 I know kids who sold 'em for 25. 241 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,839 All right, let's say 25 then. 242 00:16:11,873 --> 00:16:13,406 So you can do for 25, okay? 243 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,610 Anchorage, Alaska? 10 times the fucking amount. 244 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,046 Okay? 250 dollars a pop. 245 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,948 You keep saying 250 John. 246 00:16:20,982 --> 00:16:23,818 Who the fuck is buying a pill for 250? 247 00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:24,952 That's what fucking Ugly said. 248 00:16:24,986 --> 00:16:27,287 He went up there with a couple few bottles came back. 249 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,422 Oh, so Ugly says that you can sell them for 250 250 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,492 and you believe that shit, but you won't listen to me? 251 00:16:32,526 --> 00:16:33,627 I don't know, bro. 252 00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:34,862 How about a buck 50? 253 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:36,429 Buck 50 is too high, man. 254 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,867 Okay then say 100 dollars a pop Jacob. 255 00:16:39,901 --> 00:16:44,471 Bro, you gotta realize something here, okay. 256 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,340 What we're talking about is Alaska, 257 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,876 okay, 258 00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,644 fucking fishermen. 259 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,815 These goddamn bastards go out on a fucking boat 260 00:16:53,848 --> 00:16:55,082 for three to five months at a time, 261 00:16:55,116 --> 00:16:57,985 and when these crazy assholes come back with their five G's, 262 00:16:58,019 --> 00:16:59,153 guess what they wanna do? 263 00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:00,487 Get fucked up. 264 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,524 All right. So stop me when I'm wrong, Mr. Hollywood. 265 00:17:04,558 --> 00:17:06,426 We got 30 pills to a bag. 266 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,595 We got three bags per teddy bear. 267 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,664 That would be 90 pills per teddy bear. 268 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,301 Now, we got 40 fucking teddy bears in the trunk. 269 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,534 90 times 40, if you do the math, 270 00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:17,939 which I have, is 3,600 pills. 271 00:17:17,972 --> 00:17:19,974 Three-six-zero-zero. 272 00:17:20,007 --> 00:17:23,077 Okay, now your trunk in Los Angeles at $25 a pop 273 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,377 is worth 90 grand. 274 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:28,381 You know what 90 grand is gonna get you bro in Los Angeles? 275 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:30,550 - What John? -It's gonna get you a year worth 276 00:17:30,584 --> 00:17:31,651 of fucking bus rides brother. 277 00:17:31,685 --> 00:17:34,788 Now that same fucking trunk in Anchorage, Alaska? 278 00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:39,526 360 thousand dollars, bro. 279 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,561 That's over a third of a million dollars bro. 280 00:17:41,595 --> 00:17:45,166 And that's if they go for a hundred a pop. 281 00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:47,534 But Jake, if you still believe in the fucking dream 282 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,369 like I still believe in the fucking dream, 283 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:52,206 and you know we can push 'em for 250, 284 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,474 like I know we could push 'em for 250? 285 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,477 Then that little trunk of yours out there brother, 286 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,882 900 thousand dollars. 287 00:18:00,915 --> 00:18:04,986 My brother, you're a millionaire already. 288 00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:07,855 I'm looking at a millionaire right now 289 00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:10,423 and he won't even accept it. 290 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,660 Well, accept Jake. Accept it bro. 291 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:17,832 Because it all becomes very fucking real the second we get 292 00:18:17,865 --> 00:18:19,000 to Anchorage, Alaska. 293 00:18:23,237 --> 00:18:25,840 Shit. - Right? 294 00:18:25,873 --> 00:18:28,242 Damn. - A million dollars bro. 295 00:18:28,276 --> 00:18:29,542 How're you gonna turn down a million dollars 296 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,378 'cause you wanna go see the fucking ocean? 297 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,411 Guess what? 298 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,180 They got the ocean up in Alaska too, bro. 299 00:18:33,214 --> 00:18:34,547 - That's where all these fucking fishermen go 300 00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,583 to catch the little fucking fish. 301 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,952 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 302 00:18:37,985 --> 00:18:39,519 - You know what I'm saying? Movie star what, movie star who? 303 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:41,155 - You wanna go visit the walk of fame? 304 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:41,889 All right, I get it. 305 00:18:41,923 --> 00:18:43,490 - I've been to Los Angeles bro. 306 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,126 Here's an insider tip. 307 00:18:45,159 --> 00:18:47,995 All it is, is a Steely Dan song. 308 00:18:48,029 --> 00:18:49,763 You got seagulls, you got gridlock and that's about it. 309 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,232 John, all right, I get it man. 310 00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:53,401 - You know what I'm saying, let's do it bro. 311 00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,635 Let's keep going to Anchorage. 312 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,437 - No Jake. 313 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:05,379 Let's get fucking rich buddy. It's our fucking turn. 314 00:19:07,781 --> 00:19:08,782 Seriously, man. 315 00:19:10,017 --> 00:19:11,551 I mean it's like, 316 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,520 you know some people are already making some serious money 317 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:16,589 off of this shit. So why not you and me? 318 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,192 A million bucks bro. 319 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,827 A million bucks man? 320 00:19:20,794 --> 00:19:25,132 Yo, I'm tired of being poor, man. 321 00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:26,633 I feel like I fucking smell poor. 322 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,069 Jake, you gotta stop thinking poor buddy. 323 00:19:28,102 --> 00:19:31,439 You gotta stop thinking poor. That's the first move. 324 00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,539 A million bucks? 325 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,707 A million fucking bucks. 326 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,810 Yo, I'm not gonna have eight gold teeth. 327 00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:38,478 I'm gonna have 48 gold teeth. 328 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,814 My brother, I'm gonna buy you extra teeth 329 00:19:39,847 --> 00:19:41,449 so you look like Jaws, like a shark. 330 00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:44,919 - I'm gonna have six sets. Now that's a flex man. 331 00:19:44,952 --> 00:19:46,220 - Don't flex too hard. Don't flex too hard. 332 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,154 - Fucking rose gold, 333 00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:48,755 platinum, diamond studded. 334 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,458 Every kind of K you can think of. 335 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,459 - Now we're talking. 336 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:53,127 See that's what's good. This is what's good. 337 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:54,295 - Yo, I'm gonna have a watch 338 00:19:54,328 --> 00:19:56,496 for every fucking day of the week, man. 339 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,597 - No, fuck that. You're gonna have a watch 340 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,765 - for every day of the month. 341 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,767 Fuck that, I'm gonna have a watch 342 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,969 for every hour of the fucking day. 343 00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:04,171 You're gonna have a watch for every day of the year 344 00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:06,140 so you got an extra watch on leap years, buddy! 345 00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:07,674 Yo, you know what I'm not gonna buy though? 346 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,377 - What's that? - Fucking 20 new suits 347 00:20:09,410 --> 00:20:11,644 - and matching red bottom shoes. Fuck am I wearing suits for? 348 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,147 Bro, you know what I am gonna buy though? 349 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,781 - What? 350 00:20:14,815 --> 00:20:15,749 -Nothing. 351 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,284 - I'm gonna buy fucking nothing. - All right. 352 00:20:17,318 --> 00:20:18,618 - Why, you buy a house 353 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,687 and now you gotta white picket fence and a truck 354 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,189 and some kids and a dog and 2.5 kids, 355 00:20:22,223 --> 00:20:23,991 and there's more kids. I'm not doing that shit! 356 00:20:24,025 --> 00:20:25,625 Where you getting kids from John? 357 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,628 - Bro, I ain't doing it Jacob. 358 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,596 - Who the fuck is giving you kids John? 359 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:30,530 Bro, I'm sitting on a mountain top 360 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,200 and I'm throwing paper airplane $1 bills 361 00:20:33,234 --> 00:20:34,368 into the fucking ocean, bro. 362 00:20:34,402 --> 00:20:35,336 - Hell yeah. - Huh?! 363 00:20:35,369 --> 00:20:36,404 - What? - Tell 'em! 364 00:20:36,437 --> 00:20:40,975 Yo. Yo. I got Oxies and -- and Roxies. 365 00:20:41,008 --> 00:20:43,144 And Xanies and Norcos. 366 00:20:43,177 --> 00:20:45,745 I got a trunk full of pills 367 00:20:45,779 --> 00:20:47,381 that we licked from the East Coast. 368 00:20:47,415 --> 00:20:48,949 I'm driving 'cross the country, 369 00:20:48,983 --> 00:20:51,385 burning rubber like some burnt toast! 370 00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:54,621 He's from Sistrunk. I'm from Chicago. 371 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,490 - What? - We came to get drunk. 372 00:20:56,524 --> 00:21:00,127 Y'all know you can't even fuck with me bitch. 373 00:21:00,161 --> 00:21:01,128 - What? - You know why? 374 00:21:01,162 --> 00:21:03,397 I'm about to fucking be rich. 375 00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:04,331 - And if you're talking shit 376 00:21:04,365 --> 00:21:06,300 I got my bat to bust you some stitches 377 00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:09,370 because you just little bitches and next thing you know, 378 00:21:09,403 --> 00:21:12,206 y'all be swimming with the fishes! 379 00:21:12,239 --> 00:21:14,909 Two brothers getting fucked up rolling fatties. 380 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:18,045 Never let my brother drive because he crashed my Caddy. 381 00:21:18,079 --> 00:21:20,047 That's why I got this busted out whip. 382 00:21:20,081 --> 00:21:21,215 - Haddy! - Fuck yo Daddy! 383 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,418 - Yeah, that's right. That's right. - That's right. 384 00:21:24,452 --> 00:21:25,252 - Fuck you man. 385 00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:30,631 I don't feel.. 386 00:25:47,715 --> 00:25:50,117 You all right buddy? 387 00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:51,485 Walk it off, come on, get up. 388 00:25:51,518 --> 00:25:52,653 Walk it off a little bit. 389 00:25:53,654 --> 00:25:55,189 Walk around a little bit Jake. 390 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:57,791 - Just take a few steps, you'll feel better, buddy. 391 00:25:58,726 --> 00:26:04,164 - Jake, come on! 392 00:26:04,198 --> 00:26:05,966 Help me out. Help me out. Stand up a little. 393 00:26:05,999 --> 00:26:07,601 Stand up with me buddy. 394 00:26:07,634 --> 00:26:08,469 There you go. 395 00:26:08,502 --> 00:26:09,570 No, you're good. You're good. 396 00:26:10,805 --> 00:26:12,506 All right, lets just walk a little bit. 397 00:26:12,539 --> 00:26:13,808 Okay. Okay. Okay. 398 00:26:13,842 --> 00:26:15,376 All right, Let me try this again. 399 00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:17,378 Get up, all right there you go. 400 00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:19,680 Put your left arm around me now, okay. 401 00:26:19,713 --> 00:26:21,115 Here we go. 402 00:26:21,148 --> 00:26:21,882 All right, now listen to me. 403 00:26:21,915 --> 00:26:23,852 Your left foot is George 404 00:26:23,884 --> 00:26:25,386 and your right foot is Washington. 405 00:26:25,419 --> 00:26:26,387 Okay? 406 00:26:26,420 --> 00:26:28,823 George. Washington. 407 00:26:28,857 --> 00:26:30,491 George. Washington. 408 00:26:30,524 --> 00:26:31,592 You're doing it. 409 00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,961 George. Washington. 410 00:26:33,994 --> 00:26:36,397 George. Washington. 411 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,798 George! All right! 412 00:26:37,832 --> 00:26:40,033 All right, okay. 413 00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:42,169 That's all right, man. 414 00:26:42,202 --> 00:26:43,704 We got you buddy. 415 00:26:45,606 --> 00:26:47,241 You're gonna be fine. 416 00:26:48,442 --> 00:26:50,411 You're gonna be fine, man. 417 00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:52,212 Just come back to me. 418 00:26:52,246 --> 00:26:53,347 It's all right. 419 00:26:55,582 --> 00:26:57,518 It's all right. 420 00:26:57,551 --> 00:26:58,318 It's okay. 421 00:27:01,221 --> 00:27:03,624 You're fine man, you're fine. 422 00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:10,063 Just stay here, stay with me. 423 00:27:21,442 --> 00:27:23,444 ] 424 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,321 Hey John? 425 00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:21,194 John! 426 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:26,901 Fuck! 427 00:30:16,750 --> 00:30:20,287 No no no no. -Ok alright, ok, haha.. 428 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:42,509 - Jake, come on! Come on! - Get off me! 429 00:30:42,542 --> 00:30:43,911 - Come on motherfucker! - Get the fuck off me! 430 00:30:43,945 --> 00:30:45,345 Let's go! 431 00:30:45,379 --> 00:30:46,446 Get the fuck off me! 432 00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:48,482 That's right! What son?! 433 00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:50,784 Sistrunk motherfucker! 434 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:55,789 - Let's fucking roll. 435 00:31:03,797 --> 00:31:07,035 - What the fuck did you do that for huh?! 436 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:10,872 What the fuck were you thinking, man? 437 00:31:10,905 --> 00:31:13,074 How did that get started, John? 438 00:31:13,107 --> 00:31:15,575 - I had that shit under control and by the way, 439 00:31:15,609 --> 00:31:16,844 I don't need you coming 440 00:31:16,878 --> 00:31:18,245 in fighting all my fucking battles all the time 441 00:31:18,278 --> 00:31:19,613 neither, thank you very much. 442 00:31:19,646 --> 00:31:22,315 I'm walking down the road, looking for my car, 443 00:31:22,349 --> 00:31:24,518 I see you getting jumped by two fucking assholes. 444 00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:25,652 Here's a solution Jake. 445 00:31:25,686 --> 00:31:27,387 Don't be walking down the fucking road. 446 00:31:27,421 --> 00:31:29,057 You're breathing down my neck, bro. 447 00:31:29,090 --> 00:31:31,425 You are breathing down my fucking neck man. 448 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,393 Who started the fight John? 449 00:31:33,427 --> 00:31:36,630 You! You came in with your little baseball bat, 450 00:31:36,663 --> 00:31:37,832 like a fucking berserker 451 00:31:37,865 --> 00:31:39,466 and you're busting in heads left and right. 452 00:31:39,499 --> 00:31:41,635 Fuck am I supposed to do about that? 453 00:31:41,668 --> 00:31:43,637 Yo, when have I ever let you take my car? 454 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:46,406 What the fuck does that have 455 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:47,574 to do with anything man? 456 00:31:47,607 --> 00:31:48,709 Listen, I was gonna dump 457 00:31:48,742 --> 00:31:50,011 a couple of Roxies to these assholes, 458 00:31:50,044 --> 00:31:51,378 I was gonna get you some champagne, 459 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:53,213 I was trying to do something nice for you fucker. 460 00:31:53,246 --> 00:31:54,614 - Oh yeah, and how did that turn out? 461 00:31:54,648 --> 00:31:56,918 You bashed two fucking fuckers heads in Jake. 462 00:31:56,951 --> 00:31:58,351 You were about to get your ass whooped 463 00:31:58,385 --> 00:31:59,352 on the side of the road. 464 00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:01,521 - Yeah, says you. 465 00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:03,157 The fuck John. 466 00:32:03,191 --> 00:32:05,159 I thought we were trying to lay low, bro. 467 00:32:05,193 --> 00:32:06,727 - Oh fuck you motherfucker. 468 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:07,862 - You know you liked it. 469 00:32:07,895 --> 00:32:08,996 Fuck off. 470 00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,865 - Oh no, no, no, no, no Jakey. 471 00:32:10,898 --> 00:32:12,666 We don't get to skip that part 472 00:32:12,699 --> 00:32:14,102 'cause see there's this little smile 473 00:32:14,135 --> 00:32:15,235 on the corner of your lip, 474 00:32:15,268 --> 00:32:16,403 when you come in and you bash in 475 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,405 Mr. Rotten Pumpkin Head, bam! 476 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:20,273 And then this fucker's teeth go flying 477 00:32:20,307 --> 00:32:23,543 like the 4th of July fireworks, come on buddy. 478 00:32:23,577 --> 00:32:24,611 Come on. 479 00:32:25,545 --> 00:32:27,681 You can't tell me that you didn't like it 480 00:32:27,714 --> 00:32:28,715 just a little bit. 481 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,522 That's not the point man. 482 00:32:35,555 --> 00:32:37,591 The point is I gotta keep sticking my neck out 483 00:32:37,624 --> 00:32:39,160 every time you decide to start a fight. 484 00:32:39,193 --> 00:32:41,929 - Why are we even talking about this still. 485 00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:43,231 - Okay, it's done. 486 00:32:43,263 --> 00:32:45,099 - We had a fun time. Put it behind us. 487 00:32:45,133 --> 00:32:46,533 Had a fun fucking time? 488 00:32:46,566 --> 00:32:47,869 Fucking, I don't know what you want. 489 00:32:47,902 --> 00:32:49,503 What the fuck do you want me to say, all right? 490 00:32:49,536 --> 00:32:51,105 I try do something nice for you, 491 00:32:51,139 --> 00:32:53,074 I fucked up, I'm sorry. 492 00:32:53,107 --> 00:32:54,474 Then you come in on a rampage 493 00:32:54,508 --> 00:32:56,177 and now that's supposed to be my fault? 494 00:32:56,210 --> 00:32:57,444 Sorry buddy, not doing it. 495 00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:58,512 Yo, shut your mouth John. 496 00:32:58,545 --> 00:32:59,613 - Whatever you say bro. 497 00:32:59,646 --> 00:33:01,048 Shut your fucking mouth John! 498 00:33:01,082 --> 00:33:02,216 You didn't think this one through did you? 499 00:33:02,250 --> 00:33:04,051 Neither did you! 500 00:33:12,726 --> 00:33:14,561 You left me John. 501 00:33:14,594 --> 00:33:16,663 - What the fuck ever man. 502 00:33:16,898 --> 00:33:18,933 Bottom line, you fucking left me in that house 503 00:33:18,966 --> 00:33:19,934 all by myself. 504 00:33:19,967 --> 00:33:21,803 - Oh fuck dude. - And you took my fucking car. 505 00:33:21,836 --> 00:33:24,337 No, the bottom line Jacob, 506 00:33:24,371 --> 00:33:26,274 is I was fucking fine without you. 507 00:33:26,306 --> 00:33:27,108 - Oh you were fine? 508 00:33:27,141 --> 00:33:28,475 Yeah. 509 00:33:28,508 --> 00:33:29,811 - Then I should have just let you stay there then. 510 00:33:29,844 --> 00:33:30,978 - You would've been fine getting jumped 511 00:33:31,012 --> 00:33:31,913 - by those two fucking assholes huh! 512 00:33:31,946 --> 00:33:32,914 Jake. 513 00:33:32,947 --> 00:33:34,447 I was working it out with them. 514 00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:35,950 I was talking to 'em. 515 00:33:35,983 --> 00:33:37,417 I almost had their fucking money in my hand. 516 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:38,986 What the fuck are you trying 517 00:33:39,020 --> 00:33:40,787 to flip a couple Roxies for on the side of the road? 518 00:33:40,822 --> 00:33:42,389 We got a million fucking dollars in the trunk! 519 00:33:42,422 --> 00:33:44,292 - Not till we get to Anchorage. 520 00:33:44,324 --> 00:33:46,027 Exactly! 521 00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:47,929 So quit fucking around, man. 522 00:33:47,962 --> 00:33:49,263 Just shut the fuck up and sit there, 523 00:33:49,297 --> 00:33:50,530 I'm trying to fucking drive. 524 00:33:50,564 --> 00:33:53,034 - All right. All right. All right. 525 00:33:55,036 --> 00:33:56,570 - Just let me smoke a cigarette 526 00:33:56,603 --> 00:33:58,672 and figure this shit out. 527 00:34:00,842 --> 00:34:04,544 Something is seriously fucking wrong with you. 528 00:34:07,315 --> 00:34:10,684 Damn, that was fun though, come on! 529 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:12,586 You can't tell me you didn't get your blood going. 530 00:34:12,619 --> 00:34:14,055 That was a little buh buh buh buh buh buh. 531 00:34:14,088 --> 00:34:15,589 Get me bubbling, baby. 532 00:34:15,622 --> 00:34:16,891 Woo! 533 00:34:16,924 --> 00:34:18,491 Fuck, are you hungry? I'm hungry. 534 00:34:18,525 --> 00:34:20,560 - No, John. I'm not hungry. 535 00:34:20,594 --> 00:34:23,998 All right, liquid lunch it is then. 536 00:34:25,398 --> 00:34:27,634 - Cut that shit out, man. 537 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:30,171 It's out. Here, I got you. 538 00:34:38,913 --> 00:34:40,747 And so it is written, 539 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:42,682 no sooner are seeds planted, 540 00:34:42,716 --> 00:34:44,352 no sooner are they sown, 541 00:34:44,384 --> 00:34:47,855 than the whirlwind sweeps them away like chaff. 542 00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:50,358 The store houses are in ruins. 543 00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:52,459 The granaries have been torn down, 544 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:54,896 for the grains have dried up. 545 00:34:55,329 --> 00:34:58,199 Both high and low will die in this land. 546 00:34:58,232 --> 00:35:01,035 They will not be buried nor mourned. 547 00:35:01,068 --> 00:35:02,502 No one will cut themselves 548 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:04,738 or shave their head for the dead. 549 00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:06,439 The dead bodies of men will lie 550 00:35:06,473 --> 00:35:08,408 like refuse on the open field, 551 00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:10,211 like cut grain behind the Reaper 552 00:35:10,244 --> 00:35:11,645 with no one to gather them. 553 00:35:12,612 --> 00:35:14,248 Wherever the corpses are, 554 00:35:14,282 --> 00:35:16,583 there the vultures will gather. 555 00:35:16,616 --> 00:35:19,387 For we are considered as sheep to be slaughtered. 556 00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:20,855 And it is for your sake 557 00:35:20,888 --> 00:35:23,523 we face death all day long. 558 00:35:23,556 --> 00:35:24,591 Amen. 559 00:35:50,184 --> 00:35:51,419 - What was it? 560 00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:00,493 Okay. 561 00:36:12,472 --> 00:36:14,308 - That's a home run. 562 00:36:23,351 --> 00:36:27,288 - Strike one, foul ball. Nothing but a whiff baby. 563 00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:30,657 Let's see if he's got anything in him folks. 564 00:36:31,859 --> 00:36:35,930 Oh, another foul ball. Strike two. 565 00:36:35,963 --> 00:36:36,964 Come on batter. 566 00:36:36,998 --> 00:36:38,765 Hit it like you love it batter. 567 00:36:38,798 --> 00:36:41,601 Hit it like you love it. 568 00:36:41,634 --> 00:36:43,971 Oh, and he sends one out to center field, 569 00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:45,272 he's going around first, 570 00:36:45,306 --> 00:36:46,639 he's coming up to second, 571 00:36:46,673 --> 00:36:48,575 and the kid's gonna stay at second! 572 00:36:48,608 --> 00:36:50,378 Folks, can we give him a round of applause? 573 00:36:50,411 --> 00:36:51,846 That's not easy work for a rookie. 574 00:36:53,114 --> 00:36:55,082 - Now the moment we've all been waiting for. 575 00:36:55,116 --> 00:36:57,385 - The real swinging fucking dick 576 00:36:57,418 --> 00:36:59,652 comes up to plate. 577 00:36:59,686 --> 00:37:02,156 And the crowd goes goddamn wild 578 00:37:02,189 --> 00:37:04,657 like it's the fucking Colosseum baby. 579 00:37:05,493 --> 00:37:08,195 Next up to bat, John Schmidt. 580 00:37:08,229 --> 00:37:09,796 This boy tall and lanky. 581 00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:11,798 - Not a single ounce of muscle on his whole body. 582 00:37:11,832 --> 00:37:14,468 - Hasn't hit a ball since the day he was born. 583 00:37:14,502 --> 00:37:16,003 - Pitcher winds up for a pitch, 584 00:37:16,037 --> 00:37:18,605 spits his wad of dip into the pitcher's mound. 585 00:37:18,638 --> 00:37:19,639 - The pitch comes in. 586 00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:22,510 - Oh strike! John thinks he connects, 587 00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:23,511 but he didn't. 588 00:37:23,543 --> 00:37:26,047 And the crowd is laughing and booing. 589 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,548 Boo! 590 00:37:28,581 --> 00:37:30,384 Boo! 591 00:37:30,418 --> 00:37:31,485 - The wind took it! 592 00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:35,289 - All right. Pitcher's ready for another one. 593 00:37:35,322 --> 00:37:38,092 His leg is so high in the air he might fall over. 594 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,360 - He throws a hot pitch in, 595 00:37:39,393 --> 00:37:41,462 - it's a curve ball and John misses. 596 00:37:41,495 --> 00:37:44,131 Oh, that is strike two. 597 00:37:44,165 --> 00:37:44,999 I didn't know you can count 598 00:37:45,032 --> 00:37:46,834 that high motherfucker. 599 00:37:46,867 --> 00:37:49,203 - Third pitch, ninth inning, man on second base. 600 00:37:49,236 --> 00:37:51,405 Two outs and a tied game. 601 00:37:51,439 --> 00:37:52,807 - John's got a look in his eyes 602 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,842 - like he's ready to hit this one out of the park. 603 00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:57,411 - The pitcher throws his pitch in. 604 00:37:57,445 --> 00:38:00,481 Oh, and he connects! He makes it! 605 00:38:00,514 --> 00:38:03,583 - John rounds first base, he's coming around second! 606 00:38:03,616 --> 00:38:06,586 - Jacob is coming in to the home plate! 607 00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:08,355 - John is taking his glory run 608 00:38:08,389 --> 00:38:09,857 - around the bases, 609 00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:12,493 - and he's coming into the home team. 610 00:38:12,526 --> 00:38:15,429 - John's coming in! And, they've done it! 611 00:38:15,463 --> 00:38:16,763 They've won the game! 612 00:38:18,132 --> 00:38:20,101 Let's go to the post-game interview folks. 613 00:38:20,134 --> 00:38:21,502 John, how did you do it? 614 00:38:21,535 --> 00:38:22,536 Well, I'm so glad you asked, but 615 00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:24,438 really I just, uh, I went to the practices. 616 00:38:24,472 --> 00:38:25,506 I really wanna thank 617 00:38:25,539 --> 00:38:27,108 everyone out there in the crowd. 618 00:38:27,141 --> 00:38:28,476 I wanna thank the whole administration behind us. 619 00:38:28,509 --> 00:38:29,709 - Yeah. - Ya know, you go to practice. 620 00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:30,845 You do what you gotta do. 621 00:38:30,878 --> 00:38:32,513 Hey Jacob, what about you? 622 00:38:32,546 --> 00:38:34,148 Yo I couldn't have done it without my brother, John! 623 00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:37,184 - That's right. - Hell yeah. 624 00:38:37,218 --> 00:38:38,751 - Hey, how about a little 625 00:38:38,785 --> 00:38:40,588 post-game celebration here? 626 00:38:40,620 --> 00:38:42,156 Huh? 627 00:38:42,189 --> 00:38:43,424 - You wanna get high? - Nah man. I'm already high. 628 00:38:43,457 --> 00:38:46,360 Here come on. Here comes Mr. Choo Choo. 629 00:38:46,393 --> 00:38:47,595 - Choo Choo! - Man, come on, dude. 630 00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:48,628 You don't wanna cause a crash. 631 00:38:48,661 --> 00:38:50,564 Those lives are on your fucking head, buddy. 632 00:38:50,598 --> 00:38:51,532 - All right. - Choo Choo! 633 00:38:51,565 --> 00:38:52,765 Into the station. 634 00:38:52,799 --> 00:38:54,602 Chugga chugga chugga chugga. 635 00:38:57,637 --> 00:39:00,007 They leave that taste in your mouth. 636 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:00,941 Yeah. 637 00:39:23,497 --> 00:39:24,532 First of all, 638 00:39:24,565 --> 00:39:26,167 I just wanna thank you all for coming today, 639 00:39:27,935 --> 00:39:29,570 I know nobody wants to be at a church 640 00:39:29,603 --> 00:39:30,504 on a weekday. 641 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:37,777 What do I say about my brother, John? 642 00:39:37,811 --> 00:39:39,380 He was fucking beautiful. 643 00:39:41,515 --> 00:39:42,416 A lot of you in here 644 00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:43,884 have had some run-ins with John. 645 00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:46,686 I see you back there Big Chris. 646 00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:52,459 I don't think he meant anything by it. 647 00:39:53,527 --> 00:39:54,562 He was just, um -- 648 00:39:55,829 --> 00:39:57,598 he was just so full of energy. 649 00:39:57,631 --> 00:40:00,000 So full of life. 650 00:40:00,034 --> 00:40:02,102 He had to lash out, 651 00:40:02,136 --> 00:40:03,270 punch a wall, 652 00:40:05,639 --> 00:40:07,374 dive into the ocean at night. 653 00:40:12,745 --> 00:40:14,215 I'm used to people leaving. 654 00:40:16,749 --> 00:40:18,219 People dying. 655 00:40:20,988 --> 00:40:22,623 It's been happening my whole life. 656 00:40:27,494 --> 00:40:29,597 Yeah, and that's it. 657 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:30,730 - Nice job. 658 00:40:30,763 --> 00:40:31,665 - Very nice. Very sweet of you. - What've you got? 659 00:40:31,699 --> 00:40:33,400 - I saw you crying back there. 660 00:40:33,434 --> 00:40:34,401 Yeah, that's what you thought. 661 00:40:34,435 --> 00:40:35,436 You wanna see some crying? 662 00:40:35,469 --> 00:40:37,438 Watch this motherfucker. 663 00:40:39,073 --> 00:40:40,407 I'm gonna keep this real short 664 00:40:40,441 --> 00:40:42,042 and fucking sweet here. 665 00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:45,579 Jacob was my brother. 666 00:40:45,613 --> 00:40:47,815 My little brother. 667 00:40:50,050 --> 00:40:51,784 My only brother. 668 00:40:53,387 --> 00:40:54,555 And -- 669 00:40:55,489 --> 00:40:57,558 If you knew him, 670 00:40:57,591 --> 00:40:59,393 you knew how fucking powerful he was. 671 00:40:59,426 --> 00:41:00,861 And I'm not just talking 672 00:41:00,894 --> 00:41:01,761 about the fights and shit, 673 00:41:01,794 --> 00:41:04,064 I mean, he was fucking great. 674 00:41:04,098 --> 00:41:07,800 And he was gonna do great things. 675 00:41:09,536 --> 00:41:12,606 And if you knew him, you knew that. 676 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,708 And if you didn't, 677 00:41:14,908 --> 00:41:18,679 I fucking feel sorry for you. 678 00:41:19,647 --> 00:41:21,582 I feel fucking sorry for you pal, 679 00:41:21,615 --> 00:41:23,817 'cause it's your fucking loss. 680 00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:28,255 Yeah, that's it. 681 00:41:32,792 --> 00:41:35,696 - Yo, you -- - I almost fucking had you. 682 00:41:35,729 --> 00:41:39,066 - You almost got me. - Bro, I almost fucking had you. 683 00:41:39,099 --> 00:41:40,467 - All right, I got one. 684 00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:09,830 - Damn. 685 00:42:11,465 --> 00:42:12,833 Look at this shit. 686 00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:17,838 Hey Bill, I'm coming by tomorrow 687 00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:19,273 to mow your lawn. 688 00:42:19,306 --> 00:42:21,275 All right man, I forgot. 689 00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:24,511 - I forgot yesterday, I'll come tomorrow! 690 00:42:24,545 --> 00:42:27,348 Shit man, he's always on me. 691 00:42:27,381 --> 00:42:28,515 Hey, get off that! 692 00:42:28,549 --> 00:42:29,616 And get that out of your mouth. 693 00:42:29,650 --> 00:42:31,318 That's caca. 694 00:42:31,352 --> 00:42:32,586 Don't make me tell your mother. 695 00:42:32,619 --> 00:42:33,620 - We know your mother. 696 00:42:33,654 --> 00:42:35,289 We know your father too motherfucker. 697 00:42:35,322 --> 00:42:36,790 - We know where you live. 698 00:42:36,825 --> 00:42:38,292 Fucking kids man. 699 00:42:39,493 --> 00:42:41,061 I'm telling you, no future for 'em. 700 00:42:43,564 --> 00:42:46,467 Ya know, they got great schools around here, John. 701 00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:47,568 Great schools. 702 00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:50,637 Go Timberwolves! 703 00:42:51,806 --> 00:42:53,307 - Nice work out there Wednesday boys! 704 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:54,809 - Nice work! 705 00:42:54,843 --> 00:42:56,377 - Party at my place. 706 00:42:57,411 --> 00:42:59,814 Hey, party at my place. 707 00:43:02,716 --> 00:43:04,518 Whatever. 708 00:43:06,687 --> 00:43:08,122 - Yo, remember when they used to tell us, 709 00:43:08,155 --> 00:43:10,624 - you know, not to smoke out of aluminum cans. 710 00:43:10,657 --> 00:43:11,959 Who said that? 711 00:43:11,992 --> 00:43:13,494 Those kids. 712 00:43:13,527 --> 00:43:15,295 Man, what the fuck was that? 713 00:43:15,329 --> 00:43:17,197 Fuck man, I'm trying to forget stuff. 714 00:43:17,231 --> 00:43:18,499 Yeah, I think that's all bullshit anyways. 715 00:43:18,532 --> 00:43:21,502 I think -- what were you just talking about? 716 00:43:21,535 --> 00:43:22,569 Wait a second, 717 00:43:22,603 --> 00:43:24,271 were we supposed to turn off somewhere? 718 00:43:25,506 --> 00:43:26,808 This isn't a good idea. We'll find it. 719 00:43:26,841 --> 00:43:28,609 It's up here man. I swear. 720 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:33,247 Fucking North is North, right? 721 00:43:36,016 --> 00:43:37,751 Dig this shit bro. 722 00:43:37,785 --> 00:43:40,654 Six piece, dark meat fried chicken. Okay. 723 00:43:41,890 --> 00:43:43,123 You get two sides of your choice. 724 00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:44,725 I'm gonna do corn bread and macaroni cheese, 725 00:43:44,758 --> 00:43:47,094 but you can do whatever you want. That's just me. 726 00:43:47,127 --> 00:43:49,229 You got a free liter of soda too. 727 00:43:49,263 --> 00:43:53,100 And, a chocolate chip cookie, $7.99. 728 00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,268 - Damn. - Right? 729 00:43:54,301 --> 00:43:55,402 What you got. 730 00:43:56,905 --> 00:43:58,939 Ooh, one of those grocery store 731 00:43:58,972 --> 00:44:01,375 rotisserie chickens, lemon pepper. 732 00:44:01,408 --> 00:44:02,409 - Boy. 733 00:44:02,443 --> 00:44:04,711 - Get there fresh after they make it at noon. 734 00:44:05,814 --> 00:44:07,514 Bag of salt and vinegar potato chips. 735 00:44:07,548 --> 00:44:08,415 - Yes, sir. 736 00:44:08,449 --> 00:44:09,783 - Bottle of brown liquor. 737 00:44:09,818 --> 00:44:11,185 - Mmmm! Yeah. Oh wait, wait, wait. 738 00:44:11,218 --> 00:44:12,586 - What about for the dessert though? 739 00:44:12,619 --> 00:44:14,555 Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. 740 00:44:14,588 --> 00:44:15,389 For dessert? 741 00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,927 What're those yellow things filled with cream? 742 00:44:18,959 --> 00:44:20,227 Not lady fingers? 743 00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:21,995 - Nah nah nah. Scratch that. Scratch that. 744 00:44:22,029 --> 00:44:24,899 I'm thinking ice cream sandwiches. 745 00:44:24,933 --> 00:44:25,966 Classic bro. 746 00:44:25,999 --> 00:44:27,902 - $2.99 a box for 12. 747 00:44:27,936 --> 00:44:29,436 Mmm! That's fucking good. 748 00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:30,939 - Okay. - What you got. 749 00:44:30,971 --> 00:44:32,306 - Dig this little hustle. 750 00:44:32,339 --> 00:44:33,574 - Okay- - This is a good 751 00:44:33,607 --> 00:44:34,843 little hustle- - I love a hustle. 752 00:44:34,876 --> 00:44:36,143 - It's a good little once-over I'm telling you. 753 00:44:36,176 --> 00:44:38,111 You go to a fancy ass fucking restaurant. 754 00:44:38,145 --> 00:44:39,213 - Okay. - Fancy ass 755 00:44:39,246 --> 00:44:40,113 fucking restaurant- - Okay. 756 00:44:40,147 --> 00:44:41,348 - You gotta make a reservation. 757 00:44:41,381 --> 00:44:42,416 - Okay- - You know what I'm saying? 758 00:44:42,449 --> 00:44:43,784 You gotta rent a fucking tuxedo just to get in 759 00:44:43,818 --> 00:44:45,652 - the motherfucker. - Shit. 760 00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:47,488 You show up nice and early, 761 00:44:47,521 --> 00:44:49,256 you sit at your table, 762 00:44:49,289 --> 00:44:51,425 and when the waiter comes over and says, 763 00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:52,961 "What would you like to drink?" 764 00:44:52,993 --> 00:44:53,794 You say, 765 00:44:54,695 --> 00:44:56,230 "Banana split." 766 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:00,767 Damn. 767 00:45:00,801 --> 00:45:01,768 You know what I mean? 768 00:45:01,802 --> 00:45:02,871 Banana split please. 769 00:45:04,271 --> 00:45:05,506 Dude, can you do that to go? 770 00:45:05,539 --> 00:45:06,507 - And we're gonna split -- 771 00:45:06,540 --> 00:45:07,909 we're actually gonna split the split. 772 00:45:07,942 --> 00:45:10,711 Yeah, we're gonna split the split. 773 00:45:12,546 --> 00:45:14,681 And one for the gums. 774 00:45:15,649 --> 00:45:17,451 Just put it in the mouth. 775 00:45:17,484 --> 00:45:20,487 You got it. 776 00:45:20,521 --> 00:45:21,655 Yo. Yo. You got a little bit -- 777 00:45:22,689 --> 00:45:26,126 You got a little bit of that shit on you. 778 00:45:27,461 --> 00:45:30,030 Now we're cooking with gas baby. 779 00:45:31,465 --> 00:45:33,467 I feel like I can see through my eyelids right now. 780 00:45:33,500 --> 00:45:34,701 This shit is good. 781 00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:37,037 I don't think, this might be a little methy. 782 00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:57,624 Start the car Jake! 783 00:45:57,658 --> 00:45:58,725 Start the fucking car! Start the car! Let's go! 784 00:45:58,759 --> 00:45:59,928 Come on, come on. 785 00:45:59,961 --> 00:46:03,096 Fuck.. -Come on, come on. 786 00:47:42,162 --> 00:47:44,731 Buddy, come on. 787 00:48:03,985 --> 00:48:06,954 Do you believe this fucking shit bro? 788 00:48:08,122 --> 00:48:11,159 Sittin' out here smokin' a doink man? 789 00:48:12,659 --> 00:48:14,661 Feels like Christmas fucking morning. 790 00:48:16,229 --> 00:48:18,833 โ™ช Merry Christmas. โ™ช 791 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:22,837 - What the fuck man. 792 00:48:22,870 --> 00:48:25,605 - This is like the goddamn Taj Mahal. 793 00:48:25,639 --> 00:48:27,274 We can each have a our own fucking wing. 794 00:48:27,307 --> 00:48:28,608 Or you can take the downstairs 795 00:48:28,642 --> 00:48:29,710 and I'll take the fucking upstairs. 796 00:48:29,743 --> 00:48:30,912 You know what I mean? 797 00:48:30,945 --> 00:48:32,046 Oh my God, bro. 798 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,714 You wanna grab the beers for us? 799 00:48:33,747 --> 00:48:34,748 - Nah, I'm good. 800 00:48:34,781 --> 00:48:36,017 Dude, I'll grab 'em in a second. 801 00:48:36,050 --> 00:48:37,852 Just let me set up my fucking dojo, 802 00:48:37,885 --> 00:48:39,553 let me get settled in. 803 00:48:39,586 --> 00:48:40,822 Dude. 804 00:48:40,855 --> 00:48:41,989 I feel like.. 805 00:48:42,023 --> 00:48:43,657 we should take a couple of few fucking days here. 806 00:48:43,690 --> 00:48:45,927 Get comfy. This is lovely, man. 807 00:48:47,728 --> 00:48:49,097 You sure about this bro? 808 00:48:51,531 --> 00:48:52,499 - What do you mean Jake? 809 00:48:56,871 --> 00:48:59,272 I'm just saying man, we've been driving 810 00:48:59,306 --> 00:49:00,507 and driving and driving 811 00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:02,442 and we're barely even halfway there. 812 00:49:03,610 --> 00:49:05,847 Ya know? I just don't feel, 813 00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,582 fuck man, I don't feel good about this. 814 00:49:11,651 --> 00:49:13,286 Then what do you feel Jacob? 815 00:49:14,421 --> 00:49:15,823 'Cause you don't feel this 816 00:49:15,857 --> 00:49:17,390 and you don't feel that. 817 00:49:17,424 --> 00:49:19,659 So what the fuck do you actually feel? 818 00:49:19,693 --> 00:49:21,528 I just don't feel -- 819 00:49:21,561 --> 00:49:22,429 Man I don't feel like -- 820 00:49:23,563 --> 00:49:25,499 I don't feel the same as when we left. 821 00:49:25,532 --> 00:49:27,367 I don't feel good about this bro. 822 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,070 - I don't feel safe. 823 00:49:34,474 --> 00:49:36,077 - All right motherfucker. 824 00:49:36,110 --> 00:49:38,246 All right. Then just tell me what you want. Okay. 825 00:49:38,278 --> 00:49:40,380 'Cause I'm done playing these little baby 826 00:49:40,413 --> 00:49:42,282 fucking guessing games with you. 827 00:49:42,315 --> 00:49:44,551 Just tell me what you actually want Jakey. 828 00:49:44,584 --> 00:49:48,421 This isn't a fucking vacation. All right. 829 00:49:48,455 --> 00:49:49,523 We got a long way to go 830 00:49:49,556 --> 00:49:50,757 and we need to get where we're going 831 00:49:50,791 --> 00:49:52,960 without drawing anymore attention to us. 832 00:49:54,996 --> 00:49:56,563 Oh, are you finished? 833 00:49:56,596 --> 00:49:57,731 No, I'm not. 834 00:49:57,764 --> 00:49:58,665 I need to know that you're not 835 00:49:58,698 --> 00:50:00,134 gonna be taking my car, 836 00:50:00,168 --> 00:50:01,401 you're not gonna be starting shit 837 00:50:01,434 --> 00:50:03,303 in every fucking state we drive through. 838 00:50:03,336 --> 00:50:04,906 Robbing fucking gas stations, man? 839 00:50:04,939 --> 00:50:06,406 What if they got our license plate? 840 00:50:06,439 --> 00:50:08,542 We got a million fucking dollars in the trunk! 841 00:50:08,575 --> 00:50:09,576 - I feel-- 842 00:50:09,609 --> 00:50:10,477 I heard 843 00:50:10,510 --> 00:50:12,814 how you feel Jacob. 844 00:50:12,847 --> 00:50:14,481 Now, here's how I feel. 845 00:50:14,514 --> 00:50:17,551 I feel like we take a night off. 846 00:50:17,584 --> 00:50:19,319 I feel like we start again 847 00:50:19,352 --> 00:50:20,520 in the fucking morning. 848 00:50:20,554 --> 00:50:23,891 I feel the blood right behind us bud! 849 00:50:23,925 --> 00:50:26,493 And I feel like we're running out of fucking options here! 850 00:50:26,526 --> 00:50:28,461 Yeah, and whose fault is that huh? 851 00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:30,597 I feel tired. 852 00:50:30,630 --> 00:50:31,665 How about that? 853 00:50:31,698 --> 00:50:33,600 Man, I am so tired of being stuck in the car 854 00:50:33,633 --> 00:50:35,535 with you man, listening to you gabbin' away. 855 00:50:35,569 --> 00:50:37,071 - Well guess what Jakey? 856 00:50:37,104 --> 00:50:38,806 - It's your lucky fucking day then. 857 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,473 - We're inside. 858 00:50:40,507 --> 00:50:43,010 - We're out of the elements. We're safe. 859 00:50:43,044 --> 00:50:43,811 Bro. 860 00:50:43,845 --> 00:50:45,980 No! No, no, no, no, no. 861 00:50:46,013 --> 00:50:48,348 I'm done doing this shit with you, okay. 862 00:50:48,381 --> 00:50:50,383 Everybody finish your last fucking beer. 863 00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:52,485 Everybody go the fuck to sleep, 864 00:50:52,519 --> 00:50:54,088 and tomorrow's Anchorage. 865 00:50:54,989 --> 00:50:57,657 Let's leave tonight. 866 00:50:57,691 --> 00:50:59,160 That's great idea, Jacob. 867 00:50:59,193 --> 00:51:00,493 Let's leave tonight. 868 00:51:00,527 --> 00:51:02,562 All right everybody, first thing tomorrow, 869 00:51:02,596 --> 00:51:04,464 - we're leaving tonight. Everyone hear that? 870 00:51:04,497 --> 00:51:05,699 Bro, I'm just saying 871 00:51:05,732 --> 00:51:07,235 let's drive through the night, man. 872 00:51:08,401 --> 00:51:09,871 Let's just get the fuck out of this zone. 873 00:51:09,904 --> 00:51:11,172 That would make me feel better. 874 00:51:11,205 --> 00:51:13,373 If we can just get up the coast a bit. 875 00:51:14,641 --> 00:51:18,813 Why don't you get in the fucking car! Then! 876 00:51:18,846 --> 00:51:21,983 And drive your ass up the coast motherfucker. 877 00:51:22,016 --> 00:51:24,118 Who's driving, you're driving? 878 00:51:24,151 --> 00:51:25,019 Yeah, I'm driving. 879 00:51:25,052 --> 00:51:26,287 - Okay. Then load up the shit 880 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,889 - 'cause I don't get one flying fuck 881 00:51:27,922 --> 00:51:29,190 - where the fuck we're at. 882 00:51:29,223 --> 00:51:31,158 - I could eat here. I can sleep there. 883 00:51:31,192 --> 00:51:34,728 I can shit on this whole fucking world motherfucker! 884 00:51:34,761 --> 00:51:36,030 - I'm just saying those guys know 885 00:51:36,063 --> 00:51:38,332 what our car looks like, man. 886 00:51:38,366 --> 00:51:40,067 They know what you look like 887 00:51:40,101 --> 00:51:41,501 and they know some blue hair dude came in 888 00:51:41,534 --> 00:51:43,536 and whacked them with a fucking bat. 889 00:51:44,671 --> 00:51:46,673 - You know what Jacob? 890 00:51:48,109 --> 00:51:51,879 I feel like we should drive through the night. 891 00:51:51,913 --> 00:51:56,083 I feel like that's a great fucking idea. 892 00:51:56,117 --> 00:51:57,051 - Okay. 893 00:51:57,084 --> 00:51:58,785 I feel fucking great about it. 894 00:51:58,819 --> 00:51:59,753 - Great. 895 00:51:59,786 --> 00:52:00,988 How the fuck do you feel? 896 00:52:01,022 --> 00:52:01,956 Fucking great. 897 00:52:01,989 --> 00:52:03,124 Good! 898 00:52:06,127 --> 00:52:07,494 - Fucking asshole. 899 00:52:07,527 --> 00:52:09,696 God. Fuck. 900 00:53:29,477 --> 00:53:30,610 Fuck. 901 00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:01,842 Fuck. 902 00:54:34,674 --> 00:54:35,443 Evening sir. 903 00:54:36,576 --> 00:54:37,644 - License, registration, 904 00:54:37,677 --> 00:54:39,080 - proof of insurance. 905 00:54:39,113 --> 00:54:42,649 Yeah. I'm just gonna reach for my wallet. 906 00:54:47,922 --> 00:54:49,490 Hey John? 907 00:54:49,523 --> 00:54:50,925 - Yeah. 10-4. 908 00:54:57,331 --> 00:54:58,466 Here you go officer. 909 00:55:01,435 --> 00:55:03,104 - I'm a Deputy Sheriff, son. 910 00:55:03,137 --> 00:55:05,106 - Not a police officer. 911 00:55:05,139 --> 00:55:08,608 Oh, uh, sorry about that, Deputy Sheriff sir. 912 00:55:09,443 --> 00:55:10,710 - I suppose you boys 913 00:55:10,743 --> 00:55:12,113 - are wondering why I pulled you over. 914 00:55:13,713 --> 00:55:15,883 Maybe I was driving a little fast. 915 00:55:15,916 --> 00:55:17,318 - Maybe you were. 916 00:55:18,119 --> 00:55:18,919 - Maybe. 917 00:55:20,955 --> 00:55:22,223 Sorry about that, um -- 918 00:55:22,256 --> 00:55:23,424 Me and my brother, 919 00:55:23,457 --> 00:55:25,559 we were just driving, and um, 920 00:55:25,593 --> 00:55:28,429 and the radio came on and some scriptures 921 00:55:28,462 --> 00:55:30,131 and I guess I just got a little distracted 922 00:55:30,164 --> 00:55:32,099 and lost track of my speed. You know? 923 00:55:32,133 --> 00:55:33,134 - Mhmm. 924 00:55:33,167 --> 00:55:34,435 What do they say? 925 00:55:34,468 --> 00:55:38,005 The Lord has a -- um, he's mysteriously -- 926 00:55:38,038 --> 00:55:40,141 The Lord is a mysterious -- uh working, 927 00:55:40,174 --> 00:55:42,076 always working mysteriously. 928 00:55:42,109 --> 00:55:44,245 - The Lord works in mysterious ways? 929 00:55:44,278 --> 00:55:45,446 Yeah. 930 00:55:45,479 --> 00:55:46,480 That's what I was trying to say. 931 00:55:46,514 --> 00:55:48,415 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 932 00:55:48,449 --> 00:55:49,250 - Mhmm. 933 00:55:50,451 --> 00:55:53,521 - You boys just hang here for a minute. 934 00:55:56,190 --> 00:55:58,259 Hey, do you go to church around here? 935 00:56:00,494 --> 00:56:01,362 - Yeah. 936 00:56:04,632 --> 00:56:06,500 - Just up the other side of the mountain there. 937 00:56:07,635 --> 00:56:09,270 You know, If my brother and I were staying 938 00:56:09,303 --> 00:56:10,304 for a little longer, 939 00:56:11,505 --> 00:56:13,340 we'd love to come by for a sermon sometime. 940 00:56:14,909 --> 00:56:16,709 We'd love to have you. 941 00:56:16,743 --> 00:56:18,112 We're a very friendly congregation. 942 00:56:18,145 --> 00:56:19,547 We love meeting new people. 943 00:56:20,514 --> 00:56:21,549 Cool. 944 00:56:22,782 --> 00:56:23,551 You, uh -- 945 00:56:25,186 --> 00:56:26,387 Boys are a long way from home. 946 00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:28,489 Where're you headed anyway? 947 00:56:28,522 --> 00:56:29,323 - Anchorage. 948 00:56:30,257 --> 00:56:31,025 - No kidding. 949 00:56:32,226 --> 00:56:34,195 You know, I never made it up to Alaska myself. 950 00:56:34,228 --> 00:56:35,529 Yeah, uh, 951 00:56:35,563 --> 00:56:37,398 me neither. 952 00:56:37,431 --> 00:56:40,434 My brother and I are from Florida originally. 953 00:56:40,467 --> 00:56:41,669 And our grandparents, 954 00:56:41,701 --> 00:56:43,003 when they first got married, 955 00:56:43,037 --> 00:56:44,405 they took a trip from Pompano all the way up 956 00:56:44,438 --> 00:56:46,473 to Anchorage, Alaska. 957 00:56:46,507 --> 00:56:48,342 And our Ma's been up there a couple of times too. 958 00:56:48,375 --> 00:56:50,211 So we figured it was time, you know, 959 00:56:50,244 --> 00:56:51,545 for us to make a trip. 960 00:56:51,579 --> 00:56:52,913 Like a family thing. 961 00:56:52,947 --> 00:56:54,181 Hm. 962 00:56:54,215 --> 00:56:55,216 Mhmm. 963 00:56:55,249 --> 00:56:56,050 Mmhmm. 964 00:56:56,884 --> 00:56:58,352 Well, I'll tell you what. 965 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,855 I'm gonna let you off with a warning, 966 00:57:01,889 --> 00:57:03,457 but, 967 00:57:03,490 --> 00:57:04,658 you gonna keep your speed down, right? 968 00:57:04,692 --> 00:57:05,459 Yes, sir. 969 00:57:05,492 --> 00:57:06,694 - And you're gonna drive 970 00:57:06,726 --> 00:57:07,962 - up to Alaska safe and sound right? 971 00:57:07,995 --> 00:57:09,597 Yes sir. We promise sir. Right John? 972 00:57:10,497 --> 00:57:12,032 - All right then. 973 00:57:13,934 --> 00:57:15,802 - You boys be good now. 974 00:57:15,836 --> 00:57:16,704 - God bless you. 975 00:57:16,736 --> 00:57:18,906 Hey God bless you too, sir. 976 00:57:48,435 --> 00:57:50,938 You gonna drive or what Jake? 977 00:57:56,377 --> 00:57:57,811 Oh I know what you're gonna say. 978 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:03,417 He was such a sweet man, wasn't he? 979 00:58:03,450 --> 00:58:05,085 He was such a nice guy, 980 00:58:06,587 --> 00:58:08,489 and a son of God. 981 00:58:11,525 --> 00:58:14,561 - Brainless, fucking brainless. 982 00:58:14,595 --> 00:58:16,630 - "This is my brother, John." 983 00:58:16,664 --> 00:58:20,000 "We're going to Anchorage. Here's my license." 984 00:58:20,034 --> 00:58:23,604 Why don't you just open up the fucking trunk for him Jake? 985 00:58:24,638 --> 00:58:25,773 - Huh? Why don't you do a little bump with him? 986 00:58:25,806 --> 00:58:27,474 - Give him a Roxie for the road. 987 00:58:27,508 --> 00:58:29,910 - Fucking moron. 988 00:58:32,079 --> 00:58:33,414 - You know what Jake? 989 00:58:33,447 --> 00:58:35,316 Let me tell you something. 990 00:58:35,349 --> 00:58:37,418 If I split this wrist, 991 00:58:37,451 --> 00:58:41,755 from here all the way down to the elbow 992 00:58:41,789 --> 00:58:44,792 and the blood of the Everlasting flows, 993 00:58:44,858 --> 00:58:48,028 half of its yours fucker. You get that? 994 00:58:49,263 --> 00:58:53,233 - 50% of that body back there is yours fucker. 995 00:58:53,267 --> 00:58:55,269 Do you understand? 996 00:58:58,205 --> 00:59:00,007 I'll put you in the box Jake. 997 00:59:01,608 --> 00:59:03,610 I'll put us both in the box. 998 00:59:04,813 --> 00:59:08,982 I'll put us in a box with our fucking mother! 999 00:59:10,551 --> 00:59:14,221 And I'll send us down the fucking river, you get me? 1000 00:59:14,655 --> 00:59:15,656 I'll send us down the river 1001 00:59:15,689 --> 00:59:18,158 for the fucking crocodiles to eat. 1002 00:59:18,192 --> 00:59:21,228 - Do you understand me? 1003 00:59:23,697 --> 00:59:25,834 - Jesus Christ boy. 1004 00:59:25,866 --> 00:59:28,936 What were you fucking thinking man? 1005 00:59:29,703 --> 00:59:32,005 You think you get to decide 1006 00:59:32,039 --> 00:59:34,541 when forever comes to an end? 1007 00:59:35,209 --> 00:59:36,744 - You think you get to decide 1008 00:59:36,777 --> 00:59:38,946 when you're my brother? 1009 00:59:38,979 --> 00:59:40,547 No man. 1010 00:59:40,748 --> 00:59:43,384 You're my brother forever, 1011 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:46,186 or you're fucking worm shit. 1012 00:59:49,723 --> 00:59:51,725 Worm shit. 1013 01:03:39,252 --> 01:03:40,621 What the fuck man? 1014 01:03:51,765 --> 01:03:54,635 What the fuck are you doing John? 1015 01:03:56,169 --> 01:03:58,138 Yo, I'm not fucking around man. 1016 01:03:59,941 --> 01:04:01,274 What the fuck bro? 1017 01:04:02,442 --> 01:04:03,443 The fuck is wrong with you? 1018 01:04:03,477 --> 01:04:04,912 Fuck you motherfucker! 1019 01:04:06,480 --> 01:04:10,183 Done playing fucking games with you. 1020 01:04:10,217 --> 01:04:12,586 Stupid son of a fucking bitch. 1021 01:04:16,858 --> 01:04:18,458 - You fucker. 1022 01:04:18,492 --> 01:04:19,861 Fuck you. 1023 01:04:26,667 --> 01:04:29,803 - Get off. 1024 01:04:31,171 --> 01:04:32,472 Get off me. 1025 01:04:35,409 --> 01:04:38,112 That's it motherfucker. That's it. 1026 01:04:38,146 --> 01:04:40,580 That's it for you, fucker! 1027 01:05:55,555 --> 01:05:56,523 Fuck. 1028 01:15:20,688 --> 01:15:21,755 Hi mom. 1029 01:15:31,665 --> 01:15:34,301 I wish you were here for this. 1030 01:15:37,371 --> 01:15:38,672 - I need you right now. 1031 01:15:40,908 --> 01:15:41,675 - Because I don't know what to do 1032 01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:42,910 - without my brother. 1033 01:15:46,613 --> 01:15:48,582 - And I don't know what to do without you. 1034 01:15:50,951 --> 01:15:51,685 - I just, 1035 01:15:53,787 --> 01:15:55,989 - I just wanted to come here and say, 1036 01:16:01,595 --> 01:16:03,530 - I miss you, and 1037 01:16:03,564 --> 01:16:05,632 - I wish you could be here today. 1038 01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:10,371 - Because John is the quietest he's ever been. 1039 01:16:12,072 --> 01:16:15,609 - Yeah, he's the quietest he's ever been. 1040 01:17:05,459 --> 01:17:07,060 - Our Father 1041 01:17:07,094 --> 01:17:08,595 - Who art in Heaven 1042 01:17:09,563 --> 01:17:11,432 - Hallowed be thy name 1043 01:17:12,332 --> 01:17:13,868 - Thy Kingdom come 1044 01:17:13,902 --> 01:17:15,469 - Thy Will be done 1045 01:17:15,502 --> 01:17:18,105 - On Earth as it is in Heaven 1046 01:17:19,573 --> 01:17:22,075 - Give us this day our daily bread 1047 01:17:22,109 --> 01:17:24,678 - And forgive us our trespasses 1048 01:17:24,711 --> 01:17:28,015 - As we forgive those who trespass against us 1049 01:17:29,249 --> 01:17:31,285 - And lead us not into Temptation 1050 01:17:31,318 --> 01:17:33,487 - But deliver us from Evil 1051 01:17:34,755 --> 01:17:38,425 - For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory 1052 01:17:38,459 --> 01:17:39,493 - Now and forever 1053 01:17:42,029 --> 01:17:42,864 - Amen 73664

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