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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,498 --> 00:00:35,968 The french, they have it all figured out, right? 2 00:00:35,969 --> 00:00:39,604 I read this article online, actually an in-depth blog, 3 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:42,040 and it was saying how they consistently have better, 4 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,475 more-fulfilling relationships than americans 5 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:47,045 because they aren't so... so goal-oriented 6 00:00:47,048 --> 00:00:48,914 when it comes to love. 7 00:00:48,915 --> 00:00:53,317 They don't judge a relationship based on the final outcome. 8 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:55,920 They value the actual journey. 9 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,560 - Look, dude. You can't keep beating yourself up over what happened. 10 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:02,927 -I broke up with her, jared. 11 00:01:02,929 --> 00:01:04,563 -It's been over a year. 12 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:06,864 I give you permission to knock the dust off your schvantz. 13 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:09,902 And now you speak yiddish? 14 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,637 - Motherfucker, I was bar mitzvahed. 15 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,971 Shit, man. At least you got that ring back. 16 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:15,807 That's pretty key. 17 00:01:18,210 --> 00:01:19,411 You didn't get the ring back. 18 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:20,813 -I don't want to talk about it. 19 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:24,515 - Yeah. - You're a disgrace. 20 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:25,984 - Yeah, I'm just getting warmed up. 21 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,659 Dude, come here. Come here, come here. 22 00:01:34,662 --> 00:01:37,028 Check it out. Right there. 23 00:01:37,031 --> 00:01:39,597 She's checking you out. She's checking you out. 24 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,900 Hey, go over there and ask them to bowl with us. 25 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,435 -I'm... dude, no. 26 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:44,837 -Dude, would you... 27 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,037 s-she's checking you out again a second time. 28 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:47,338 She checked you out again! 29 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:48,606 - She's scanning the room. Just let it go. 30 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,042 - Dude, she is not scanning the room. 31 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,643 Dude, if you don't go over there, I will. 32 00:01:51,645 --> 00:01:52,944 Do it right now. - I'm not... dude, stop it. 33 00:01:52,947 --> 00:01:54,680 Let it go. - No. Here she... here she comes. 34 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,014 - Are you serious? - She's right... 35 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:57,682 - hey. - Hey. 36 00:01:57,685 --> 00:02:00,418 - Um, I was just wondering if you had an extra 12-pounder. 37 00:02:00,421 --> 00:02:03,921 - Um, well, I-I just have this one, 38 00:02:03,924 --> 00:02:05,524 but we can share it if you want. 39 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:06,724 Or you know what? Just take it. 40 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,293 -Oh. No, don't worry about it. 41 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,427 You're kind of on a roll here, so... 42 00:02:09,430 --> 00:02:10,996 - Thank you. 43 00:02:10,997 --> 00:02:12,965 - I'll look for another one. It's fine. 44 00:02:12,967 --> 00:02:14,566 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 45 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:15,700 Sorry. - Thank you. 46 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:16,902 - No, it's okay. - Yeah, sorry. 47 00:02:16,903 --> 00:02:18,537 -Hey, you guys 48 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:20,838 should totally join us for a game of bowling. 49 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,509 We're just by ourselves here in this big lane. 50 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,443 -Oh, yeah, sure. That'd be fun. 51 00:02:25,445 --> 00:02:26,478 - Awesome. - All right. 52 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,746 -Okay, yeah, cool. 53 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:29,080 - Are you gonna buy us a drink if we win? 54 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:30,716 - You know, we'll buy you a drink anyway, 55 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:32,850 because chivalry is still alive, believe it or not. 56 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:34,752 - Oh. All right. - Yeah. I like that. 57 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,222 - Oh! - Yeah! 58 00:02:37,223 --> 00:02:38,623 -Okay, okay! 59 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,158 We can work with that. We can work with that. 60 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:42,360 - All right, take a deep breath. 61 00:02:46,399 --> 00:02:48,533 Aah! 62 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:50,168 Oh! - Oh! 63 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:58,310 -Oh! 64 00:03:01,048 --> 00:03:03,080 -Um, well, this is me. 65 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:04,750 -Nice. 66 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:06,151 - Thank you so much for walking me. 67 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:07,552 -Yeah, no problem. 68 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:09,320 I had fun... Tonight. 69 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,056 - Yeah. 70 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:13,157 - We should definitely hang out again. 71 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:14,793 -Um, yeah. 72 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:16,694 I mean... 73 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,862 Ugh. 74 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:21,165 I should have told you this earlier, but, um... 75 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:23,068 I'm seeing someone. 76 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:27,306 Well, we've only been on two dates, 77 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:29,007 but, um, I did promise him a third. 78 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,841 - I-I think we should go on a date. 79 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:32,911 What's the worst that could happen? 80 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:34,545 Come on. - Just give me your phone. 81 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,647 -Sure. Think about it. 82 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:42,020 -Okay. 83 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:45,289 Okay. 84 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:47,192 Well, bye. - Bye. 85 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:48,259 -Mm. 86 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:50,728 - Good night. - Good night. 87 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:51,862 -Dinner. 88 00:03:52,664 --> 00:03:55,000 - As friends. - Yeah. 89 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,501 - Bye. 90 00:04:04,743 --> 00:04:06,711 - You know, what's funny is a month ago, 91 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,312 this would have been a different story. 92 00:04:08,314 --> 00:04:11,949 She promised this guy a third date. 93 00:04:11,951 --> 00:04:14,151 Ugh. I'm unlucky. 94 00:04:14,153 --> 00:04:15,653 It's like every girl in this town, 95 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,389 they're playing a game, you know? 96 00:04:17,391 --> 00:04:19,324 And the hotter the chick... pbht! 97 00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:21,026 The crazier the game. 98 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,264 I'm good, man. 99 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,932 -This one's on her. 100 00:04:35,307 --> 00:04:37,509 -Thanks. 101 00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:41,178 I, um... 102 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:43,949 I usually don't drink alone. 103 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:46,918 -So don't. 104 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:54,558 -I'm harry. 105 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,762 - I'm maren. - Hi, maren. 106 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,100 So... Maren. 107 00:05:05,172 --> 00:05:06,437 -Do you stay at this hotel? 108 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,740 -Yeah. I'm here for the weekend. 109 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,574 Doing some open houses. 110 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,045 I live in westchester. 111 00:05:14,048 --> 00:05:16,915 - Wow. That's pretty fancy. 112 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,785 - Yeah. 113 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:22,120 But I get to see my kids when I'm in town. 114 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,122 - Your kids? 115 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,891 You don't have kids. 116 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,793 You have three kids. She has three kids. 117 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,026 Wow. 118 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,896 - One's in college here in the city. 119 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:32,930 - Were you pregnant in middle school? 120 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,466 -Oh. Cute. 121 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:38,002 I bet you say that to all the moms. 122 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:42,074 -You divorced? 123 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:47,879 - Hey, you know what? It's his loss. 124 00:05:49,581 --> 00:05:52,617 -So, harry... 125 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:55,220 Why are you drinking alone? 126 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,100 -What? 127 00:06:18,444 --> 00:06:20,245 -Mm. 128 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:22,213 Mm. 129 00:06:26,451 --> 00:06:28,887 - Okay. I have a confession to make. 130 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,589 - Really? What? - Yeah. 131 00:06:33,826 --> 00:06:36,560 It's been a year since I've had sex. 132 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,899 -Whoa. You married? 133 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,600 -What? 134 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,569 No, no. No. 135 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:46,971 Um... 136 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,444 My fianc�e cheated on me. 137 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,713 Awhile back. 138 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:59,384 -Okay. 139 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:01,987 We'll go slow. 140 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:05,891 Mm? 141 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:10,629 Want to hand me that glass? 142 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,968 I have a confession to make, too. 143 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:23,108 -What's that? 144 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,009 -I'm nervous, too. 145 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:27,411 - You're nervous, too? That's good. 146 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:28,980 That's good. Nervous is good. 147 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:31,682 -You want to try something fun? 148 00:07:31,685 --> 00:07:33,617 -Okay. 149 00:07:37,856 --> 00:07:40,125 - It's like in high school. Remember? 150 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,625 - I did not do that in high school. 151 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:43,327 - You didn't? 152 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:45,930 - Well, we went to different schools, probably. 153 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,966 -Yeah. 154 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:51,670 -I went on a date tonight. 155 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:55,639 My first in a really, really long time. 156 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,776 And, um... 157 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:03,814 It was with this guy I hadn't seen since college. 158 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:07,351 You know how things get built up over e-mail and text? 159 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:11,088 And... and we met. It was weird. 160 00:08:12,290 --> 00:08:13,791 -Why was it weird? 161 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:17,661 -Well, let's start with... Size. 162 00:08:21,235 --> 00:08:22,800 -Was he, like... 163 00:08:22,802 --> 00:08:24,336 -50 pounds heavier than... 164 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:26,377 - oh, I was thinking something completely different. 165 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:29,074 - That's when I should have left, right? 166 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,043 But I stayed, 167 00:08:32,044 --> 00:08:37,749 and he started sucking my fingers at dinner. 168 00:08:40,653 --> 00:08:42,821 Who does that? 169 00:08:43,688 --> 00:08:46,457 Hey. 170 00:08:46,460 --> 00:08:47,926 I want you to know 171 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:51,996 that not every guy out there is gonna be like him. 172 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,399 You know, we're not all flabby, dishonest... 173 00:08:55,402 --> 00:08:57,668 Finger sucking at the dinner table weirdos. 174 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:09,114 Let's not put any pressure on tonight. 175 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:12,817 Whatever it is is what it is. 176 00:09:21,826 --> 00:09:24,696 - I'm so confused. I set it all up for you. 177 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:26,163 I just can't believe you didn't nail her. 178 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,966 - I walked her home. I actually liked her. 179 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,200 It's always about nailing somebody. 180 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:30,735 Why do you always have to nail somebody? 181 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:31,735 -Okay. 182 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,071 Then you went out han solo, 183 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:35,206 nailed a new chick after getting rejected. 184 00:09:35,207 --> 00:09:37,274 - It's different, and I wasn't rejected. 185 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,610 We... you know, we... we parted amicably. 186 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,446 - You at least make out? - No. 187 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:42,780 But... 188 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,249 We're supposed to go out to dinner. 189 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,182 -Mm-hmm. Yeah. 190 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:47,918 And that relationship's dead. 191 00:09:49,154 --> 00:09:50,754 - You think so? Why do you think it's dead? 192 00:09:50,756 --> 00:09:52,256 - Have you ever successfully dated a girl 193 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:54,225 where you didn't get some small kiss 194 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,860 or some inkling of progression by the night's end? 195 00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,530 I got her number. 196 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:01,231 -Meaningless without a make out. 197 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:03,768 But you know what? Tell me about the second one. 198 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,169 -I don't know. 199 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,837 The sec... the second one was a one-night thing. 200 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,072 It was... it was nothing. 201 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,374 - Was she hot? - Yeah. 202 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,908 Older. - Oh? 203 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,309 - Yeah. - Older. Okay. 204 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,245 Now you can reapproach the first girl 205 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,447 with that confidence you were lacking. 206 00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:17,881 -I'm confused. 207 00:10:17,884 --> 00:10:19,149 I thought you just said the first one was dead. 208 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,684 - You can text her something naughty. 209 00:10:20,687 --> 00:10:22,120 Like, what is she, uh... 210 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,388 You know, what kind of panties does she wear? 211 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:24,788 Like, oh, is she loud... 212 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,956 - she's seeing someone else, okay? 213 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,225 -Scratch her off the list. 214 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:28,793 Text the milf something dirty. 215 00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,961 She's totally your strong hand. 216 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,596 -I'm not texting anybody. 217 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:33,331 - You have a golden opportunity 218 00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,734 to have a little fun with zero chance of getting hurt. 219 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:39,370 - Shh. Shh, shh. Hello? - Zero chance. 220 00:10:39,373 --> 00:10:41,306 -Oh, hey. 221 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:45,909 All right, yeah. Bye. 222 00:10:48,213 --> 00:10:50,115 - Who was that? - It was the second one. 223 00:10:50,116 --> 00:10:53,551 She wanted to hang out later, so we might, you know... 224 00:10:53,552 --> 00:10:54,719 jared, stop that. 225 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,053 Don't look at me like that. 226 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,588 I'm just maybe grabbing a coffee with her. 227 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,456 Look at me. That's it. 228 00:11:02,561 --> 00:11:05,764 God. 229 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:06,831 -Oh, god. 230 00:11:12,138 --> 00:11:15,472 Your secret's gonna come out. 231 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,011 -What secret? 232 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,349 - When all the other girls find out how good you are, 233 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:27,719 I'm gonna have to beat them off you with a stick. 234 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,793 I'm just messing with you. 235 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:43,902 I wouldn't want this to be anything more than what it is. 236 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:46,638 Hmm? 237 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:51,543 -Yeah. 238 00:11:58,283 --> 00:12:02,886 Tell me about the girl from yesterday. 239 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:05,255 -What girl from yesterday? 240 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,390 -You know. 241 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,493 - What girl from yesterday? 242 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,964 The one that got you all bent out of shape at the bar. 243 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:15,700 Is she cute? 244 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,369 Come on. 245 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,672 She... 246 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,072 yeah. 247 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:25,143 I thought we had a connection, 248 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:29,713 and then she told me that she was seeing another guy, 249 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,350 and she had, uh, she had promised this guy a third date, 250 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:33,350 so... 251 00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:37,254 Anyway, that was it, you know? 252 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,423 It's over. 253 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,493 -What? 254 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,094 No, it's not over! 255 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:46,697 - It is very much over. - No! 256 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:48,767 Text her. 257 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:52,504 -Right now? 258 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,904 -Yeah. 259 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,706 -She just wants to be friends. 260 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:58,643 -She's playing hard to get. 261 00:12:58,644 --> 00:13:00,245 -You're unbelievable. 262 00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,678 I can't believe you're encouraging this. 263 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,746 -You know what? I'll text her. 264 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,149 -No. You will not. 265 00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,850 You will not text anyone, young lady. 266 00:13:06,852 --> 00:13:08,653 I will text her. 267 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,053 When I get home. 268 00:13:10,056 --> 00:13:11,121 -Text her now. 269 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,590 If she answers right back, 270 00:13:12,591 --> 00:13:14,625 it's because she likes you. 271 00:13:19,164 --> 00:13:21,032 - I'll see if she wants to grab dinner tonight. 272 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,533 - It's too last minute. 273 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:25,202 It's as if you weren't really thinking about her. 274 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,837 Ask her to something more casual, 275 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,841 like coffee or lunch. 276 00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:32,342 - How about I invite her to brunch? 277 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,081 -"Hey. 278 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:44,254 You... Want to grab... Brunch sometime?" 279 00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:46,825 - "Brunch tomorrow" question mark. 280 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,326 Light. 281 00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:57,168 - "Brunch tomorrow" question mark. 282 00:13:57,970 --> 00:14:00,370 -Send. 283 00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,207 - You know what I love about new york city? 284 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,309 - Um, the rats? - Nope. 285 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,277 - Pollution? - Nope. 286 00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:07,544 - Construction? - Yes! 287 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,313 Construction. I was... 288 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:10,480 they're always building stuff. 289 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:11,716 Like, what are they building? 290 00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:12,951 -I don't know. It's new york. 291 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:14,184 - You don't do construction, do you? 292 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,653 - No, I work in I.T. Sales. 293 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,088 - Really? I.T. - Mm-hmm. 294 00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,256 I thought you were gonna say something sexier, 295 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,458 like... Actuarial science. 296 00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:24,562 Well, what do you do? 297 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:27,130 -Uh, I don't do anything. 298 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,767 -Tell me more. 299 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,469 - I don't do nothing. I'm... I'm in school. 300 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:34,838 I'm finishing up a two-year grad program at columbia. 301 00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:36,073 Studying architecture. 302 00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:37,774 - Oh, no way. My dad's an architect. 303 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,177 -Get out of here. 304 00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,011 - Yeah, he's a partner at kenner and boyd. 305 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,147 -K&b? Wow. 306 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,450 I'm supposed to interview with them next week. 307 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:48,552 - Oh, well, I'll make sure he keeps an eye out for you. 308 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,855 So, um... 309 00:14:50,856 --> 00:14:53,658 I need... I need your male advice for something. 310 00:14:53,659 --> 00:14:56,260 -Okay. Shoot. 311 00:14:56,263 --> 00:15:01,432 - I went on the third date with that guy last night. 312 00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:04,369 And I don't know. We just had an okay time. 313 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,639 - Was it... was it good okay? Was it... was it bad okay? 314 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,441 - First of all, he doesn't make any plan for dinner. 315 00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:11,275 Okay? 316 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:12,576 And then he says, 317 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,645 "oh, we'll just go wherever you want to go." 318 00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,282 So we end up just, like, spending an hour 319 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,950 walking the streets of no reservation 320 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,618 looking for a table. - No. 321 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,052 You don't have your date walk the streets in heels 322 00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:23,620 when you can just use an app. 323 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:26,024 - You mean the app for his... Flip phone? 324 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,158 -Are you serious? Ugh. Grace, 325 00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:30,561 grace. No. 326 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:32,529 He has a flip phone? - Yeah. 327 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,164 - What kind of batteries does that thing take? 328 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,933 Is it like aa or aaa? 329 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,568 - Oh, I know. 330 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,071 Oh. It's him. 331 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,538 It's, uh, it's flip phone. 332 00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:46,009 He's apologizing for the restaurant debacle. 333 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,078 Hmm. 334 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,913 - You're... you're gonna see him again? 335 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:54,118 - He says he wants to meet today for coffee. 336 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,788 Why so soon after our last date? 337 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,889 What does that mean? 338 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,124 -I don't know. 339 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,125 I mean, coffee today 340 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,559 just seems really last minute, 341 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,729 it's like he's not even thinking about you. 342 00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:08,399 -You think? 343 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:14,905 - Or he really likes you and he wants to see you again. 344 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:18,643 -You're the best. Thanks. 345 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,578 -No problem. 346 00:16:22,981 --> 00:16:27,217 Well, um, I feel foolish. 347 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:30,488 I mean, there's a part of me that feels naive. 348 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:34,091 I wonder why I ever got my hopes up to begin with. 349 00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,360 Look, I-I-it's not working out. 350 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:39,963 I have to accept that. 351 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,767 I have to accept that 352 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,135 she just... she likes some other clown. 353 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,171 -Take off your pants. 354 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,139 - You know she's with him right now. 355 00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,841 They're out having coffee. 356 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,277 Coffee? Yeah, right. 357 00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,212 -Girls play games, sweetheart. 358 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,614 -You never played any games. 359 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,716 -Mm. I don't have to play games. 360 00:17:03,455 --> 00:17:05,490 - It's her. - Mm-hmm. 361 00:17:07,992 --> 00:17:10,461 -He broke up with her. 362 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,263 -Mm. Sad. 363 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,702 - "I can really use someone to talk to right now. 364 00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,005 Are you free?" 365 00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,440 She wants to see me. 366 00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,308 - Great. 367 00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,582 No, no. She wants to see me. 368 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,750 I mean, you of all people should know 369 00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,385 this is a pretty critical moment. 370 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,888 - I understand. 371 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,026 But I'd really like to have sex before I leave. 372 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:44,461 Hmm? 373 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:50,500 - I-I don't... I don't think this is a good idea. 374 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:54,771 -Why not? 375 00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,808 -Um... 376 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:01,112 'Cause I might be starting something with this girl. 377 00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,547 - Wait. 378 00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:05,249 One minute ago, it was okay to have sex, 379 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,852 and now it's not? 380 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,153 -I mean, technically, 381 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,922 I didn't have a shot with this girl a minute ago, 382 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,023 so now I'm just like, "I can't sleep with you 383 00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,858 and then run off to see her." 384 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,761 -It's not like you're cheating. 385 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,997 -No, I know. It... 386 00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:21,432 it's just dishonest. 387 00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:25,736 I-I don't want to start a new relationship off 388 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,903 on the wrong foot. 389 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,141 -This is new. 390 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,808 -Yeah, this is new. 391 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:37,381 But we both agree that this was gonna be a fun weekend thing. 392 00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,615 - Why would you even come back here 393 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,751 if you think so little of me? 394 00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:47,657 You get one text from that girl and I'm out? 395 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,528 - You were the one that encouraged me to ask her out. 396 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,435 What did she say? 397 00:19:08,779 --> 00:19:09,913 Don't come back. 398 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,019 -Are you serious? 399 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,454 Maren, this is stupid. 400 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,022 Let's just talk about this like adults. 401 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,525 -You are selfish. 402 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,795 You don't care who you hurt. 403 00:19:25,897 --> 00:19:28,298 Please leave. 404 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,567 Go. 405 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,836 -Fine. 406 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,604 I'm sorry. 407 00:19:34,705 --> 00:19:37,141 No, you know what? - No. 408 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,176 Don't talk. 409 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,578 Whatever. 410 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,015 I've done nothing wrong. 411 00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:18,476 -Hey. 412 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,777 Thank you for taking me up to meet your dad. 413 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,011 I really appreciate it. 414 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,846 -Yeah, of course. 415 00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:24,214 You know, I think it's good 416 00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:25,816 that you didn't meet him during your interview, 417 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,184 'cause this is way more relaxed. 418 00:21:28,186 --> 00:21:29,619 -Do I look nervous? 419 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,155 No? 420 00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:34,892 -Don't be nervous. 421 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,162 He's super cool, and he makes a mean barbecue. 422 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:40,263 -I am starving. 423 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,632 -Me, too. 424 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:51,008 I can't walk into my parents' house looking all flushed. 425 00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:56,814 Okay, just make a left into this driveway. 426 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,169 -Well... Here goes nothing. 427 00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,003 - Don't worry. 428 00:22:21,306 --> 00:22:22,839 -There they are! 429 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,773 Oh! 430 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:25,343 Hi, sweetheart. How are you? 431 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,844 Hello. You must be harry. 432 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,746 - Nice to meet you, sir. - No, call me phil. 433 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,513 Call me phil. Come on in. 434 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:31,915 -Where's mom? 435 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,218 - Uh, she's out finishing up some gardening. 436 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,052 So the drive up was okay? 437 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:38,689 - Yeah. We just took 95 all the way. 438 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,624 And we brought wine. 439 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:42,425 -Red. That is perfect. 440 00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:43,493 Let's have some. 441 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,028 - Sounds good. - Okay. 442 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,664 - The interviewer said good things about you, harry. 443 00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:50,067 - Thank you. That's always good to hear. 444 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:52,336 - What other firms are you meeting with? 445 00:22:52,337 --> 00:22:53,570 -A handful of others. 446 00:22:53,573 --> 00:22:56,240 Miller and samuels, design inc., 447 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,041 the marcus company, the foundry. 448 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,477 -Oh. Chicago. 449 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,244 -You'd leave new york? 450 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:03,381 -I don't really want to, but... 451 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,082 -Any offers? 452 00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:07,852 - Not yet, but hopefully, someone will make one soon. 453 00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,920 - Hopefully. 454 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:12,288 - You got your degree at columbia, right? 455 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:14,357 - For grad school, yes. - And undergrad? 456 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,126 - Dartmouth. - Oh. 457 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:18,209 "Animal house" is one of my all-time favorite movies. 458 00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:22,066 Phil, I got to tell you, uh, this house is amazing. 459 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:23,134 Did you build this? 460 00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:25,001 - I just did some major renovations. 461 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,270 The original contractor was a crook. 462 00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:30,807 He used the wrong materials. He cut a lot of corners. 463 00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,343 Part of the foundation was sinking 464 00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,278 four years after it was done. 465 00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:35,645 -That's not good. 466 00:23:35,647 --> 00:23:37,347 - No, I was so busy with work at the firm, 467 00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:40,518 I didn't even know what was happening in my own home. 468 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,353 - That's crazy. 469 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:45,655 - Hi! - Hi! 470 00:23:45,657 --> 00:23:47,657 -Hi, sweetie! You're early. 471 00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,759 I am? I thought I said 5:00. 472 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,161 - Really? - I don't know. 473 00:23:52,329 --> 00:23:53,530 -Want some wine, hon? 474 00:23:57,802 --> 00:23:59,737 -Mom, are you okay? 475 00:23:59,739 --> 00:24:01,505 - Yeah. No. 476 00:24:01,507 --> 00:24:02,972 No, I'm not okay. 477 00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:06,609 I thi... I think I'm overheating. 478 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:07,877 - Well, you were out there for a long time. 479 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,113 That sun's a real killer. 480 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:11,214 - I'm so hot. - I'll get you some water. 481 00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,116 - Thank you. 482 00:24:13,118 --> 00:24:13,951 -You okay? 483 00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,619 -Yeah, I'm fine. Stop fussing. 484 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,255 -We're out of, um, bottles. 485 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:20,790 -In the pantry. 486 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,960 Well, maybe you should go lie down, huh? 487 00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:25,229 -No. Just go start the grill. 488 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,464 -All right. Okay. 489 00:24:32,436 --> 00:24:33,737 The fuck are you doing here?! 490 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,705 -You said you were divorced! 491 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:36,773 - What are you doing with my daughter? 492 00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,375 -Oh, your daughter? 493 00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:40,376 You mean "the one I was all bent out of shape about at the bar"? 494 00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:42,046 -Oh, god. 495 00:24:42,048 --> 00:24:43,413 - I found it. - Hey! 496 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:45,682 -Oh, mom. You look worse. 497 00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:47,250 -I'm just dehydrated. 498 00:24:47,252 --> 00:24:50,453 - Um, hey, I'm gonna go help your dad with the grill. 499 00:24:50,455 --> 00:24:52,088 -No. No. 500 00:24:53,392 --> 00:24:55,025 I want you right here. 501 00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,728 I have so much to ask you about. 502 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:18,848 -So, how'd you two meet? 503 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,852 - Um, we were actually both out bowling one night. 504 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,319 - Oh. 505 00:25:23,321 --> 00:25:26,356 You know, as someone from an older generation, 506 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:29,727 I'm fascinated by how dating works these days. 507 00:25:29,729 --> 00:25:31,261 -What do you mean? 508 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:32,863 - Well, back in the days of your grandparents, 509 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,664 or even back when we met, 510 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:37,166 things just moved a lot slower. 511 00:25:37,169 --> 00:25:42,272 There was no internet, no social media, no texting. 512 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:45,009 - I remember being so nervous when I picked up the phone 513 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,010 to ask your mother out on our first date, 514 00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:49,113 that I must have hung up 10 times 515 00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:51,414 before I actually dialed at last. 516 00:25:52,785 --> 00:25:54,684 Texting has got to be a lot easier than that. 517 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:58,154 And, you know, e-mailing... let me tell you. 518 00:25:58,156 --> 00:26:01,057 That has made coursework so much easier. 519 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,295 - Harry, did you text or call first? 520 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:06,630 - You texted, remember? - I texted? 521 00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:07,765 I texted. 522 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,465 Yes. My mind's a sieve. 523 00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:12,368 Must have been some other floozy you were calling. 524 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,771 - Oh, no. 525 00:26:14,773 --> 00:26:17,340 - I believe that the best relationships 526 00:26:17,343 --> 00:26:18,776 start as friendships. 527 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:20,911 - Yeah, dad. I've heard this one before. 528 00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,445 -Well, I'll say it again. 529 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:25,615 It's what makes the relationship I have with your mother 530 00:26:25,617 --> 00:26:26,849 that much stronger. 531 00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,852 - So you two are more like friends? 532 00:26:30,955 --> 00:26:32,722 -Of course we're friends. 533 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:35,526 -So, it's platonic? 534 00:26:35,528 --> 00:26:38,862 -Well, like phil so wisely said, 535 00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:42,432 um, you know, the best relationships 536 00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,234 are... Founded on friendship. 537 00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,804 -Oh. 538 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:50,441 So you two are just friends? - We're dating. 539 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,710 - Wait, I'm... I'm confused. Which... which is it? 540 00:26:52,711 --> 00:26:56,346 - Maren, I don't think we need to label every little detail. 541 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:59,316 - No, I don't see this as every little detail. 542 00:26:59,317 --> 00:27:01,785 I'd like to know what kind of relationship our daughter is in. 543 00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:04,788 - Mom, please. We're dating. The end. 544 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,123 -Yeah, you say that, 545 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,125 but it seems as if harry is saying one thing 546 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,027 and you're saying another thing. 547 00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:12,895 Back when your dad and I were going out, 548 00:27:12,897 --> 00:27:14,897 it wasn't until we were physically intimate 549 00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:16,099 that we both agreed that we were dating. 550 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,534 -Mom! 551 00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:19,803 If you want to know if harry and I have had sex, just ask. 552 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:20,971 -We haven't had sex. 553 00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:22,640 - Harry! - I'm sorry. 554 00:27:22,642 --> 00:27:24,040 Can we please change the subject? 555 00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:25,776 - Yes. Please. Let's just change the subject. 556 00:27:25,778 --> 00:27:27,310 - I'd like some more wine, please. 557 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,979 -In a bit, maren. 558 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,381 -I'd like some more wine now. 559 00:27:30,383 --> 00:27:33,616 - I think you've had enough for now. 560 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:36,086 -Jesus christ! 561 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,291 Excuse me. 562 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:47,163 Did somebody say something to piss you off? 563 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,866 - Have you seen the mustard? 564 00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:51,801 - I don't know. Maybe it's on the table. 565 00:27:51,804 --> 00:27:53,971 You are being so rude to harry. 566 00:27:53,972 --> 00:27:56,339 Uh, we're considering him for a position, 567 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,342 and grace seems to really like him. 568 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,678 -I don't like him. 569 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:01,778 He's a phony. 570 00:28:01,780 --> 00:28:03,313 -Maren, if this is about me 571 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,048 and whatever problem you have with me, 572 00:28:05,050 --> 00:28:06,884 you don't need to take it out on our daughter's friend. 573 00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:09,353 - Oh. I'm guilty for your indiscretions? 574 00:28:09,355 --> 00:28:10,953 - My... 575 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:13,022 my past whatever you want to call them 576 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,458 and you being rude to harry 577 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,660 have absolutely nothing to do with each other. 578 00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:18,494 Nothing. 579 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:19,696 -Oh, really? 580 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:22,098 -Yes. Yes. Really. 581 00:28:27,771 --> 00:28:29,306 -What? 582 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,375 -What? 583 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,377 -Nothing. 584 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,246 - You know what? You've been drinking. 585 00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:37,914 And I don't want to argue with you when you're in this state, 586 00:28:37,916 --> 00:28:38,981 especially when we have company. 587 00:28:38,983 --> 00:28:41,117 - I love it. 588 00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:43,519 I say what's on my mind, 589 00:28:43,521 --> 00:28:45,388 and you say it's because I've been drinking, 590 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,125 because we can't have a conversation. 591 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:49,792 - Well, sweetheart, you are drinking, 592 00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:50,827 and we're having a conversation. 593 00:28:50,829 --> 00:28:52,195 -I'm gonna ask you to have 594 00:28:52,198 --> 00:28:54,397 this exact same conversation tomorrow morning, 595 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,334 and I will be stone-fucking-cold sober. 596 00:28:57,336 --> 00:28:59,169 And guess what? - I'm sure you will be. 597 00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:01,204 - I will say the exact same things 598 00:29:01,207 --> 00:29:02,772 and they will have had nothing... 599 00:29:02,775 --> 00:29:05,976 - my mom is driving me nuts. 600 00:29:05,978 --> 00:29:08,311 She's acting really weird. 601 00:29:08,314 --> 00:29:11,414 - I-I just... I don't know what she acts like normally, 602 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,851 so I don't have a scale. 603 00:29:25,864 --> 00:29:27,597 -What's wrong? 604 00:29:29,134 --> 00:29:31,234 -Maybe it's best if I leave 605 00:29:31,237 --> 00:29:33,770 and give your parents some space. 606 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,205 -You think? 607 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,207 -Yeah. 608 00:29:37,209 --> 00:29:38,509 Um... 609 00:29:45,182 --> 00:29:47,884 Yeah. You know what? 610 00:29:49,186 --> 00:29:51,154 I'm not feeling very well. 611 00:29:51,156 --> 00:29:53,056 - Oh? - Uh... 612 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,459 I think I need to get some air. 613 00:29:55,461 --> 00:29:57,294 - We're outside. - I think it's the food. 614 00:29:57,296 --> 00:29:59,229 It's the food. - Oh, no. It's the food? 615 00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:01,164 - It's not the food. It's my... it's me. 616 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:03,066 It's my ibs. I think my ibs is acting up. 617 00:30:03,067 --> 00:30:04,968 - Irritable bowel syndrome? - Mm-hmm. 618 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:06,336 -You were just talking about 619 00:30:06,337 --> 00:30:07,871 your cast-iron stomach the other day. 620 00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,105 -I know. It's weird. 621 00:30:09,107 --> 00:30:10,307 Aside from a mild lactose intolerance, 622 00:30:10,308 --> 00:30:13,277 I'm usually ironclad, but, uh... Oh, man. 623 00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:14,545 You know, I'm gonna go to the pharmacy. 624 00:30:14,547 --> 00:30:15,746 - No, no, no. It's around the corner. 625 00:30:15,748 --> 00:30:17,748 I'll go. It's fine. 626 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:19,048 Harry needs lactose pills. 627 00:30:19,050 --> 00:30:20,116 -Yeah. Ugh. 628 00:30:20,118 --> 00:30:21,585 - You do? - Mm-hmm. 629 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:25,021 Uh, my stomach's not in the best of moods right now. 630 00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:27,990 So I told... I was gonna go to the pharmacy. 631 00:30:27,992 --> 00:30:29,593 -I'll drive you. 632 00:30:29,595 --> 00:30:30,594 -Grace just offered. 633 00:30:30,596 --> 00:30:32,229 - It'll give us some time to chat. 634 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:33,564 - Honestly, I don't want to inconvenience you. 635 00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:34,832 -I insist. 636 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,599 -I think it's a good idea. 637 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:39,336 - Grace and I can catch up on a few things. 638 00:30:43,576 --> 00:30:47,009 Um... You know, I'm thinking it might be just best 639 00:30:47,011 --> 00:30:48,612 if I head out a little early, 640 00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:50,547 'cause I'm gonna be spending the night at my buddy jared's place, 641 00:30:50,548 --> 00:30:53,250 so if I get... - Just get in the car. 642 00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:05,061 - I'm... I'm sorry I'm not feeling well. 643 00:31:05,064 --> 00:31:06,930 -You can tell me the truth. 644 00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:08,731 I can handle it. 645 00:31:11,336 --> 00:31:12,903 -Your food is really good. 646 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:14,438 It's delicious. 647 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:15,905 And my stomach pains are in no way 648 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,273 meant to impugn your cooking. 649 00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,675 - It's not about my cooking. It's about maren. 650 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:28,018 I know you're uncomfortable. 651 00:31:28,019 --> 00:31:29,519 But think about how I feel. 652 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:34,857 - I have to live with this every day. 653 00:31:38,896 --> 00:31:41,565 I'm sorry. 654 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,367 I'm so sorry, phil. 655 00:31:44,369 --> 00:31:47,770 When I agreed to meet grace's parents 656 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:51,141 nothing could have prepared me to see maren face-to-face. 657 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,578 I want to apologize for my behavior. 658 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,447 I feel awful. 659 00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,586 - You want to apologize? - Yes. 660 00:32:03,788 --> 00:32:05,588 -You feel awful? 661 00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:09,292 -I do. 662 00:32:10,494 --> 00:32:12,695 - What'd you do? You were invited to dinner. 663 00:32:12,698 --> 00:32:16,465 You had no idea you were gonna walk into all that tension. 664 00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,734 Maren and I, 665 00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:20,537 we've been having struggles for awhile now, 666 00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:24,240 and it's... I feel really badly 667 00:32:24,242 --> 00:32:27,109 that you got dragged into the middle of it. 668 00:32:28,579 --> 00:32:31,248 I'm embarrassed. 669 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:33,517 And I know you're uncomfortable. 670 00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:34,851 -Little bit. 671 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:37,520 -I-I-I want to apologize. 672 00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:39,789 I'm sorry. 673 00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:43,693 -Hey. 674 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,363 Apology accepted. 675 00:32:47,597 --> 00:32:48,898 -Good. 676 00:32:48,901 --> 00:32:50,534 Thanks. 677 00:32:51,368 --> 00:32:53,569 Well, I'm glad we cleared the air. 678 00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:57,406 I feel better. 679 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,445 -Oof. 680 00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:04,280 I'm not washing anything by hand tonight. 681 00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,016 - No, just put everything in here. 682 00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:09,553 Get rid of it. - Yeah. Put it in. 683 00:33:13,557 --> 00:33:14,825 Honey... 684 00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:17,160 You really like this guy, huh? 685 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,662 -Yeah, I think I do. 686 00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:20,163 -Mm. 687 00:33:22,299 --> 00:33:24,166 But he is a little old for you, isn't he? 688 00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,701 - Mom. 689 00:33:25,703 --> 00:33:26,737 We're just dating, okay? 690 00:33:26,739 --> 00:33:28,105 We're not getting married or anything. 691 00:33:28,106 --> 00:33:29,506 We're just... 692 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:30,807 you know, we're getting to know each other. 693 00:33:30,808 --> 00:33:31,842 We're figuring it out. 694 00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:33,276 -Yeah. 695 00:33:33,278 --> 00:33:35,244 I just don't want you rushing into situations 696 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,114 before you're emotionally ready. 697 00:33:38,148 --> 00:33:39,415 -Oh. 698 00:33:39,417 --> 00:33:41,218 You mean like how you and dad had me 699 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,652 before you were prepared? 700 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,657 -Okay. 701 00:33:48,660 --> 00:33:50,559 We did initially rush into things, 702 00:33:50,561 --> 00:33:54,463 but that was then, and look at us now. 703 00:33:57,134 --> 00:33:58,934 -I need to ask you something. 704 00:33:58,936 --> 00:34:01,872 - Okay. 705 00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:04,141 -Is dad having an affair? 706 00:34:05,675 --> 00:34:06,609 -No. 707 00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:08,512 No. Of course not. 708 00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:10,347 -I don't... I don't know. 709 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:12,681 What is it? Are you having an affair? 710 00:34:12,684 --> 00:34:14,583 -Honey! 711 00:34:14,585 --> 00:34:17,387 Sweetheart, please. 712 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:20,556 - It just... it just feels really weird in this house. 713 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,159 I don't know. Am I imagining it? 714 00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:25,461 - There's nothing going on, sweetie. 715 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,097 -Here. 716 00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:29,266 Room for this? 717 00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,802 - Yeah. 718 00:34:44,481 --> 00:34:46,282 Uh, I'll meet you at the register. 719 00:34:46,284 --> 00:34:48,351 -Okay. 720 00:34:50,987 --> 00:34:52,856 -Hi, sweetheart. 721 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:53,889 Hi. 722 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,257 Those are your eyes, baby. 723 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,427 - That nose... the nose is definitely yours. 724 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,362 - Okay, maybe it's my nose, but those are your eyes. 725 00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:00,563 -You think so? 726 00:35:00,565 --> 00:35:01,697 - Yeah, that's what you look like. 727 00:35:01,699 --> 00:35:03,266 - Yo. 728 00:35:03,268 --> 00:35:06,802 - I am in some serious shit right now, man. 729 00:35:06,804 --> 00:35:08,672 The mom that I slept with a month ago? 730 00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:10,139 -Uh-huh. 731 00:35:10,141 --> 00:35:11,440 -Grace's mother! 732 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,076 - No fudging way. - What? 733 00:35:13,077 --> 00:35:14,577 -Yeah, fudging way. 734 00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:16,545 Now I'm stuck in a house with her and grace. 735 00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:19,615 - That is incredible. 736 00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,650 - I d... I'm freaking out, man. I got to bail. 737 00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:24,420 - No, no, no, no, no. Bad move. - Wait. What? 738 00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:26,356 - The most important thing in this situation right now, 739 00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,257 you are one step away 740 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:30,927 from having a mother/daughter threesome. 741 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,697 Oh, my god. He's about to have a mother-daughter threesome. 742 00:35:33,699 --> 00:35:34,764 -Ew! Ew! 743 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,333 - I never did this when I was single. Jesus! 744 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,268 - I'm not having a mother/daughter threesome! 745 00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,940 Dude, I need you to be serious right now. 746 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,043 The husband has no idea I had sex with his wife. 747 00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:49,411 - There's a husband? - Yes! 748 00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,847 -Don't worry about it. 749 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:52,014 She is not gonna want 750 00:35:52,016 --> 00:35:54,117 to reveal the affair any more than you do. 751 00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:55,652 You'll be completely fine. 752 00:35:55,653 --> 00:35:58,722 - Are you kidding? I think she wants a divorce. 753 00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,056 -Play it cool. 754 00:36:00,057 --> 00:36:02,358 No open affection toward her in front of the mother. 755 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,793 -I'm just coming over to you. 756 00:36:03,795 --> 00:36:05,628 - Don't feed her at the dinner table. Do not... 757 00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,898 - you all set? - Yeah. 758 00:36:10,568 --> 00:36:13,036 -We have leftovers, sweetie. 759 00:36:13,038 --> 00:36:14,603 -No, thanks. 760 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,474 I saw a documentary at school on the food industry. 761 00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,842 I am done with meat. 762 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:23,380 - Well, 60 minutes of sugar is toxic. 763 00:36:23,382 --> 00:36:24,813 - Better than mad cow. 764 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:26,849 -We're back! 765 00:36:34,891 --> 00:36:36,425 -How did it go? 766 00:36:36,427 --> 00:36:38,061 -I made it. 767 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,362 Yay! 768 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,498 - How's things here? - Good. 769 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,365 -Harry, this is my sister, liz. 770 00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,969 -Hey. Hey, liz. 771 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,903 So, uh... You know, 772 00:36:47,905 --> 00:36:50,106 I-I-I think I'm actually gonna head out. 773 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:51,641 -No! Already? 774 00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:52,876 -Well, jared's expecting me, 775 00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,543 and I don't want to keep him waiting. 776 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,112 - Oh, well, you know, you really don't look 100%. 777 00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:57,547 I think that maybe you should, like, lie down or rest. 778 00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:58,981 - Really? Well, that's... I feel great. 779 00:36:58,983 --> 00:37:00,317 -Harry, do you play golf? 780 00:37:00,318 --> 00:37:01,617 - Who doesn't? 781 00:37:01,619 --> 00:37:04,086 - That's good. 782 00:37:04,088 --> 00:37:05,355 I have an 8:47 tee time 783 00:37:05,356 --> 00:37:06,556 with a managing partner at the firm. 784 00:37:06,557 --> 00:37:09,192 You should join us. 785 00:37:09,193 --> 00:37:11,360 - Really? - Yeah. 786 00:37:11,362 --> 00:37:13,829 - That sounds amazing. Yeah. - Good. 787 00:37:13,831 --> 00:37:15,599 - Well, you should just spend the night, then. 788 00:37:15,601 --> 00:37:16,865 Yeah, you can sleep in kate's bedroom. 789 00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:18,601 She's still at nyu, so... - It's empty. 790 00:37:18,603 --> 00:37:20,603 -I-I could sleep in kate's room. 791 00:37:20,606 --> 00:37:23,873 Yeah, you know, or, you know what I'll do? 792 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:27,577 - No, no. The golf course is literally around the corner. 793 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,577 - It's not a big issue. - Just stay the night. 794 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,012 - Listen. - Grace. 795 00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:32,349 I think harry is saying he has plans. 796 00:37:32,351 --> 00:37:34,050 - It's absolutely no inconvenience 797 00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:35,818 if you want to stay in kate's room. 798 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,786 - Ugh, phil, look at me. I'm not in the proper attire. 799 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,822 - Well, we're about the same size. 800 00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:42,425 Figure something out for you. 801 00:37:43,693 --> 00:37:46,161 -Um... 802 00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:48,565 Well, I guess. 803 00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:49,599 -It's a done deal. 804 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,833 You're golfing in the morning, 805 00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:52,101 and you're staying in kate's room. 806 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,135 - Yay! - Good. 807 00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:54,704 -Yay. Staying in kate's room. 808 00:37:54,706 --> 00:37:57,907 - I'll let the partner know. - All right. 809 00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,876 I'll get my bag. 810 00:38:18,362 --> 00:38:20,429 -What the fuck are you doing?! 811 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:22,197 -What? He made me stay! 812 00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:23,699 -I could have burned your ass 813 00:38:23,702 --> 00:38:25,501 when you took your fake sick to... to the pharmacy. 814 00:38:25,503 --> 00:38:27,836 And you chose to stay?! - Give me a break. 815 00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:29,318 Burn my ass, and your ass gets burned. 816 00:38:31,443 --> 00:38:32,742 I've decided to tell my husband. 817 00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:35,344 - Okay. 818 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,583 Are you out of your mind?! - Mm-hmm. 819 00:38:41,585 --> 00:38:42,918 You shouldn't have a problem with that, 820 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,653 since, according to you, relationships need 821 00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:46,121 to be founded on a bedrock of honesty. 822 00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:47,724 - Do not throw my words into my face! 823 00:38:47,726 --> 00:38:49,192 You know there are exceptions to that rule. 824 00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:51,193 I am not prepared to tell grace. 825 00:38:51,195 --> 00:38:52,628 I owe it to her to tell her what happened. 826 00:38:52,630 --> 00:38:53,996 -Oh, bullshit! 827 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,331 You're the one that lied about being divorced. 828 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,465 -I never said I was divorced. 829 00:38:56,467 --> 00:38:59,202 - Yes, you did. - No! You assumed. 830 00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:02,472 -I think you're just jealous. 831 00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:03,840 You're jealous of me and grace. 832 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,041 - Oh, please. - Admit it. 833 00:39:05,043 --> 00:39:06,643 - What we had was purely physical. 834 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:09,512 It was only about sex. 835 00:39:16,152 --> 00:39:18,054 -What are you going to do? 836 00:39:39,143 --> 00:39:42,211 - Why'd you make harry stay when you know I'm not a fan? 837 00:39:44,547 --> 00:39:47,550 - W-w-what do you have against him? 838 00:39:48,652 --> 00:39:50,186 - I shouldn't have to justify my feelings 839 00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:52,355 about who gets to stay in this house. 840 00:39:52,356 --> 00:39:53,889 It's my house, too. 841 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:57,092 -You're right. 842 00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:58,795 I'm sorry. 843 00:40:03,668 --> 00:40:06,603 I don't want to fight tonight. 844 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:12,208 I haven't had a drink in two hours. 845 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:13,409 I'd really like to talk. 846 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:17,947 - I really want to be fresh for my golf game tomorrow morning. 847 00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,282 Can we just talk about this tomorrow? 848 00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:21,784 -No. No. 849 00:40:26,222 --> 00:40:28,291 I want to talk now. 850 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,364 Fine. 851 00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:36,932 What do you want to talk about? 852 00:40:38,869 --> 00:40:41,804 -I want to talk about harry. 853 00:40:44,574 --> 00:40:46,309 - I just thought that it would be easier 854 00:40:46,311 --> 00:40:49,579 if we all left together in the morning. 855 00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:52,282 What is the big deal? 856 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,625 You knew how I felt. 857 00:41:02,626 --> 00:41:05,061 And you didn't care. 858 00:41:06,463 --> 00:41:09,532 - Well, what do you want me to do? 859 00:41:09,534 --> 00:41:11,534 Should I have him go sleep in his car? 860 00:41:12,938 --> 00:41:15,371 He was leaving to stay at a friend's house, 861 00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:18,106 but you insisted he stay just to contradict me. 862 00:41:18,108 --> 00:41:20,275 -No, I didn't. 863 00:41:20,277 --> 00:41:23,213 I just want him to meet my partner on the golf course. 864 00:41:23,215 --> 00:41:25,481 - He was gonna meet you in the morning at the golf course! 865 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,949 -I already told you. I'm sorry. 866 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:28,016 - Yes, because you'll say anything 867 00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:29,385 not to have this conversation. 868 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:31,753 - Then why don't you just tell our daughter 869 00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:33,422 who she can and cannot date? 870 00:41:33,425 --> 00:41:36,059 That way we can all disregard each other's feelings. 871 00:41:37,094 --> 00:41:39,762 That's rich, coming from you. 872 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:42,498 You're an asshole. 873 00:41:42,501 --> 00:41:45,534 Besides, grace is too young for him. 874 00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:48,838 He's got bags under his eyes and a thin upper lip. 875 00:42:30,547 --> 00:42:31,947 -Maren? 876 00:42:31,949 --> 00:42:33,516 -No. 877 00:42:33,518 --> 00:42:35,318 -Grace. 878 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,052 -You thought I was my mom? 879 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:38,387 -No, no. 880 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,956 Uh, hey. Is everything okay? 881 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:46,128 - I don't know. Is everything okay? 882 00:42:46,130 --> 00:42:48,097 -Holy shit. 883 00:42:48,099 --> 00:42:50,300 - I've always wanted to have sex in the house I grew up in. 884 00:42:50,302 --> 00:42:52,501 - I know, but I don't want to wake your mom and dad up. 885 00:42:52,503 --> 00:42:53,769 -You've been very patient. 886 00:42:53,771 --> 00:42:55,204 - I know, but your parents are right here. 887 00:42:55,206 --> 00:42:57,539 - So what? It's not like we're in high school. 888 00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:59,474 -Yeah. 889 00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:01,177 Okay. 890 00:43:02,278 --> 00:43:06,215 Grace, I really don't feel comfortable pressuring you. 891 00:43:08,418 --> 00:43:09,985 -Is it my outfit? 892 00:43:09,987 --> 00:43:11,820 Is it too much? - No. No, hey. 893 00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:15,692 You look amazing. Like, amazing amazing. 894 00:43:15,693 --> 00:43:17,059 It's just I'm... I'm here, 895 00:43:17,061 --> 00:43:18,327 and it's... it's a strange house. 896 00:43:18,329 --> 00:43:19,862 It's... like, the house isn't that st... 897 00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:20,963 what the fuck was that? 898 00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:22,998 - What? What? - Listen. Shh. 899 00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:25,601 I heard something. 900 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:26,702 -You need to relax. 901 00:43:26,704 --> 00:43:28,137 -Oh, my god. Okay. 902 00:43:28,139 --> 00:43:29,606 You know what I'm gonna do? Hey. Hey, babe. 903 00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:31,106 You know what I'm gonna do? - Mm? 904 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,275 - I'm just gonna go... I'm gonna go and brush my teeth. 905 00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:36,980 And then I'm... I'm gonna come back here after... 906 00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:38,114 after I brush them, 907 00:43:38,115 --> 00:43:39,648 so you don't go anywhere, okay? 908 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,918 - Okay. - All right. 909 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,753 Be right back. - Okay. 910 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,061 You're gonna go back in there. 911 00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:53,429 You're gonna tell her you're tired. 912 00:43:53,431 --> 00:43:55,398 You're gonna tell her you're very, very tired. 913 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,965 You need to get a good night's sleep 914 00:43:56,967 --> 00:43:58,601 so you can impress her dad and his partner 915 00:43:58,603 --> 00:43:59,902 at the golf course tomorrow, 916 00:43:59,903 --> 00:44:01,070 and you're gonna be out of this house, 917 00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,070 you're gonna be home free. 918 00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:03,373 It's all you got to do. 919 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:11,713 -No, no, no, no. 920 00:44:11,715 --> 00:44:13,115 Hey! Psst! Psst! Psst! 921 00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:15,885 Come... come here. In here. 922 00:44:15,887 --> 00:44:20,456 I hav... I have to brush my teeth. 923 00:44:35,407 --> 00:44:38,675 - I'm really sorry for getting worked up earlier. 924 00:44:38,677 --> 00:44:40,842 I'm sorry for yelling at you. 925 00:44:43,114 --> 00:44:44,847 Look, I promise I'll be out of your hair 926 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,114 first thing in the morning. 927 00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:48,751 -You're not the problem. 928 00:44:48,753 --> 00:44:51,320 It's my marriage. 929 00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:53,489 My marriage is so screwed up. 930 00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:57,393 I'll probably get divorced and I'll die alone. 931 00:44:58,663 --> 00:45:01,364 And that asshole can just move on to someone new, 932 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:04,266 but what about me? 933 00:45:04,268 --> 00:45:06,302 I'm 45. 934 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:08,371 Soon, I'll be 50. 935 00:45:08,373 --> 00:45:10,172 Nobody takes 50-year-olds seriously 936 00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:11,773 because they're not a threat. 937 00:45:11,775 --> 00:45:14,309 -You're very threatening, okay? 938 00:45:14,311 --> 00:45:15,378 And, hey. 939 00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:19,414 You can easily pass for 37. 940 00:45:21,251 --> 00:45:22,885 -37? 941 00:45:22,887 --> 00:45:24,454 -37. 942 00:45:25,755 --> 00:45:27,657 See? 943 00:45:27,659 --> 00:45:29,525 It's not all that bad. 944 00:45:29,527 --> 00:45:31,059 -It's bad. 945 00:45:31,061 --> 00:45:34,130 He doesn't touch me anymore. 946 00:45:34,132 --> 00:45:37,233 I can't remember the last time that he kissed me. 947 00:45:38,835 --> 00:45:40,402 And I need that. 948 00:45:40,405 --> 00:45:42,771 I need to be kissed, and I need to be touched, 949 00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:44,139 and I need to be appreciated 950 00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:46,108 after everything I've given up for this family. 951 00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:48,710 - You've done a lot. Yes, it's awful. It's unfair. 952 00:45:48,713 --> 00:45:51,547 But you have to trust me. You have to... look at me. 953 00:45:51,548 --> 00:45:52,782 Y-you're gonna be fine. 954 00:45:54,085 --> 00:45:55,585 He never even admitted it, 955 00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:56,853 even though I knew 956 00:45:56,855 --> 00:45:58,621 that he was going outside our marriage. 957 00:45:58,623 --> 00:46:00,155 You know, time goes on. 958 00:46:00,157 --> 00:46:01,590 I stop bringing it up because after a little while, 959 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,925 I start feeling like I'm the bad person 960 00:46:03,927 --> 00:46:05,695 for harping on something he never confessed to. 961 00:46:05,697 --> 00:46:06,996 -So tell phil how you feel. 962 00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:08,563 I mean, tell him how you really feel. 963 00:46:08,565 --> 00:46:09,599 And who knows? 964 00:46:09,601 --> 00:46:10,833 Maybe you guys work things out 965 00:46:10,835 --> 00:46:12,101 and you move on together, or you don't 966 00:46:12,103 --> 00:46:13,503 and you move on separately. 967 00:46:13,505 --> 00:46:14,871 But at least you have closure, and... and... 968 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,304 and in any case, you move on. 969 00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:18,807 - Maybe none of this is meant to be. 970 00:46:18,809 --> 00:46:22,577 You, me, phil... 971 00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:25,380 Grace. 972 00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:30,219 -Or maybe it's a sign 973 00:46:30,221 --> 00:46:33,121 that things just need fixing. 974 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:51,541 -Hey. 975 00:46:59,817 --> 00:47:02,351 Everything okay? 976 00:47:02,353 --> 00:47:04,085 -Yeah. 977 00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:09,391 Just had to floss and... Those hard-to-reach places. 978 00:47:12,230 --> 00:47:15,331 - I'm really happy you're staying the night. 979 00:47:20,637 --> 00:47:23,039 -I'm happy, too. 980 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,186 -Nice shot. 981 00:48:11,188 --> 00:48:12,554 -Thank you. 982 00:48:31,275 --> 00:48:33,242 -Sometimes, I think simon sleeps 983 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:34,777 with a nine iron under his pillow. 984 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,016 - Yeah, he takes his golf pretty seriously. 985 00:48:40,018 --> 00:48:41,583 -Yeah. 986 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,385 It's just a game. 987 00:48:48,324 --> 00:48:51,726 Seems like grace really likes you. 988 00:48:51,728 --> 00:48:53,663 You like her? 989 00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:57,733 -Confidentially? 990 00:48:57,735 --> 00:48:58,733 -Absolutely. 991 00:48:58,735 --> 00:49:00,735 - I like her. - Good. 992 00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:04,407 - I like her more than I've liked any other girl before. 993 00:49:04,409 --> 00:49:07,143 - Think it's love? - Oh. 994 00:49:07,144 --> 00:49:08,744 I've only told one other girl that I loved her, 995 00:49:08,746 --> 00:49:11,880 and that did not end the way that I expected it to, so... 996 00:49:11,882 --> 00:49:14,483 - Yeah, they don't always. 997 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:16,217 Ah. 998 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:19,322 - Do you think your relationship with maren... 999 00:49:19,324 --> 00:49:20,755 -do I think it's gonna end? 1000 00:49:20,757 --> 00:49:23,559 - I was gonna say, "do you think it's gonna last?" 1001 00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:27,730 I'm... all this... all this tension 1002 00:49:27,731 --> 00:49:29,898 you're feeling between you and maren, 1003 00:49:29,900 --> 00:49:31,099 I think if you really talk to her, 1004 00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:33,101 like, really listened, it'd be good. 1005 00:49:33,103 --> 00:49:35,137 - Well, I talk. 1006 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,405 I talk. 1007 00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:38,574 The problem is that she doesn't listen. 1008 00:49:38,576 --> 00:49:43,346 - Have you thought about... Just letting her talk? 1009 00:49:45,414 --> 00:49:47,817 -How's that a conversation? 1010 00:49:51,253 --> 00:49:53,088 -Phil, I... I honestly think 1011 00:49:53,090 --> 00:49:54,523 that women sometimes don't want us 1012 00:49:54,525 --> 00:49:56,592 to have all the answers, you know? 1013 00:49:56,594 --> 00:50:00,161 It's... it's like doing nothing for them 1014 00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,264 is better than just saying anything 1015 00:50:02,266 --> 00:50:04,233 to say something to them. 1016 00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,570 Think about it. What do they... what do they really want? 1017 00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:11,039 They want us... To pay attention to them, 1018 00:50:11,041 --> 00:50:12,942 to... to touch them 1019 00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:15,177 and to show them affection 1020 00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:19,148 and... Kiss them. 1021 00:50:19,882 --> 00:50:22,385 -Yes! Yes! 1022 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:24,320 Okay, harry. You're up. 1023 00:50:24,322 --> 00:50:26,789 - I don't know. I'm just speaking out loud. 1024 00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:52,248 -What's wrong? 1025 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,150 -What do you mean? 1026 00:50:54,885 --> 00:50:57,318 -You never buy me flowers. 1027 00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,590 -Oh, well, I... I... Thought 1028 00:51:01,592 --> 00:51:03,958 maybe the house could use a little color. 1029 00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:07,730 -They're nice. 1030 00:51:07,731 --> 00:51:09,931 -No flowers for me? 1031 00:51:11,434 --> 00:51:14,436 - I thought the flowers were for the whole house. 1032 00:51:14,438 --> 00:51:17,306 - Oh. It's okay. 1033 00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:23,244 - I got to take this call. I'll be right back. 1034 00:51:32,588 --> 00:51:36,358 - How deep are you in mother/daughter ass right now? 1035 00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:37,893 - I-I... dude, I can't do this anymore, man. 1036 00:51:37,894 --> 00:51:39,327 I got to tell grace what happened. 1037 00:51:39,329 --> 00:51:40,628 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down, amigo. 1038 00:51:40,630 --> 00:51:41,664 Bad idea. 1039 00:51:41,666 --> 00:51:43,132 - I feel like a complete hypocrite. 1040 00:51:43,134 --> 00:51:45,434 - Here I am, I'm... I'm dishing out marital advice 1041 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,936 to maren and her... and her husband 1042 00:51:46,938 --> 00:51:48,603 about how they should communicate openly and honestly, 1043 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,905 and I can't even look grace in the face 1044 00:51:49,907 --> 00:51:51,440 and tell her what happened. 1045 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,708 - Dude, you don't know what the mom or will not say, 1046 00:51:53,710 --> 00:51:55,510 but you're definitely gonna sabotage 1047 00:51:55,512 --> 00:51:58,447 any chance with this girl if you tell her the truth. 1048 00:51:58,449 --> 00:52:00,215 - I cannot be in a relationship based on dishonesty. 1049 00:52:00,217 --> 00:52:01,884 It's against my principles. 1050 00:52:01,885 --> 00:52:04,652 - That is totally your fear of commitment talking right now. 1051 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:08,157 - Jared, if I don't tell her, I need to end things with her. 1052 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:10,259 That's where I'm at right now. 1053 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:12,293 - Have you guys noticed anything... 1054 00:52:12,295 --> 00:52:14,028 Strange about harry? 1055 00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:16,798 -Harry? No. 1056 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:18,099 -I've noticed. 1057 00:52:18,101 --> 00:52:19,135 - You have? - You have? 1058 00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:20,902 -Well, yeah, 1059 00:52:20,905 --> 00:52:22,670 but that's because he told me that, um... 1060 00:52:22,672 --> 00:52:25,039 -Well, what did he tell you? 1061 00:52:25,041 --> 00:52:27,076 -Oh, well, it's just... 1062 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:29,144 just guy talk, you know? 1063 00:52:29,146 --> 00:52:31,579 Man-to-man. Mano a mano. 1064 00:52:31,581 --> 00:52:34,416 - I think I put too much pressure on him by having him meet you. 1065 00:52:34,418 --> 00:52:36,284 - Well, he was gonna meet me, anyway. 1066 00:52:36,286 --> 00:52:38,253 - I think he's gonna break up with me. 1067 00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:40,922 - What? No! No, he really likes you. 1068 00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:42,958 - Maybe he's pretending to like you 1069 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,092 so dad will hire him. 1070 00:52:44,094 --> 00:52:46,594 - Liz. - No, that makes sense. 1071 00:52:46,597 --> 00:52:49,364 He's been acting really weird and distant. 1072 00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:53,501 - I probably shouldn't tell you this 1073 00:52:53,503 --> 00:52:55,371 because he said it in confidence, 1074 00:52:55,373 --> 00:52:58,106 but he told me he's never felt about anyone 1075 00:52:58,108 --> 00:52:59,875 the way he feels about you. 1076 00:52:59,876 --> 00:53:01,177 - He said that? - He said that? 1077 00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:02,911 -Yeah. 1078 00:53:02,914 --> 00:53:06,414 He said he's never liked any girl as much as he likes you. 1079 00:53:11,487 --> 00:53:13,922 - Sweetheart, why don't you take liz dress shopping 1080 00:53:13,925 --> 00:53:15,157 for kate's party? 1081 00:53:15,159 --> 00:53:16,458 -Okay. 1082 00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,927 I'll see if harry wants to go. 1083 00:53:19,896 --> 00:53:21,396 Come on. Shopping. 1084 00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,436 We need to talk. 1085 00:53:31,675 --> 00:53:33,943 - "Grace, I want to tell you something 1086 00:53:33,945 --> 00:53:35,945 and I don't want you to get mad." 1087 00:53:35,947 --> 00:53:37,612 That's awful. 1088 00:53:37,614 --> 00:53:39,315 "Grace, I got to tell you something. 1089 00:53:39,317 --> 00:53:40,916 "Please don't judge me. 1090 00:53:40,918 --> 00:53:43,219 "Look, I'm just gonna be honest with you. 1091 00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:44,786 "I need to tell you something. 1092 00:53:44,789 --> 00:53:46,487 -Harry? 1093 00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:48,289 Are you okay? 1094 00:53:48,291 --> 00:53:51,460 -Yeah. 1095 00:53:51,461 --> 00:53:53,829 I need to tell you something. 1096 00:53:55,498 --> 00:53:56,998 And what I'm gonna say 1097 00:53:57,001 --> 00:54:01,336 is going to change our relationship significantly. 1098 00:54:01,338 --> 00:54:03,972 -I know. 1099 00:54:03,974 --> 00:54:05,574 I'm ready. 1100 00:54:10,246 --> 00:54:15,351 - Why don't you tell me what you think it is I'm gonna say? 1101 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,119 -It's okay. 1102 00:54:17,121 --> 00:54:20,889 I'm scared to verbalize it, too. 1103 00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:24,994 I love you, too. 1104 00:54:26,630 --> 00:54:28,864 There. I said it. 1105 00:54:30,733 --> 00:54:32,701 -Me, too. 1106 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,605 -I mean, I'm game to... 1107 00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:40,342 to have an honest, uh, discussion with you. 1108 00:54:40,344 --> 00:54:43,112 About us. 1109 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:45,414 -Oh. 1110 00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:47,148 Okay. 1111 00:54:50,786 --> 00:54:52,554 Well... 1112 00:54:59,561 --> 00:55:03,465 I still haven't recovered from your affair. 1113 00:55:05,101 --> 00:55:10,572 Honey, I thought we got through this. 1114 00:55:10,574 --> 00:55:12,206 - No, because you never admitted to it. 1115 00:55:12,208 --> 00:55:15,177 - Well, it's because nothing ever happened. 1116 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:19,181 Here we go again. 1117 00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:20,548 -Why are we talking 1118 00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:22,483 about stuff from two years ago? 1119 00:55:22,485 --> 00:55:24,987 -19 months. 1120 00:55:24,989 --> 00:55:28,590 And I thought you said nothing happened. 1121 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,460 What's wrong with you? 1122 00:55:32,463 --> 00:55:34,762 Is it... is it... is it because you think 1123 00:55:34,764 --> 00:55:36,965 I'm gonna pack my bags and leave 1124 00:55:36,967 --> 00:55:39,668 if you tell me what I already know? 1125 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:42,036 - All right, we kissed once. 1126 00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:43,972 - But I think I already told you that. 1127 00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:47,809 - Yeah, who kisses someone once at our age? 1128 00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:50,545 - Well, that's... that's what we did. 1129 00:55:50,547 --> 00:55:52,114 Just once. 1130 00:55:52,115 --> 00:55:53,815 -For the love of christ. 1131 00:55:55,385 --> 00:55:57,452 Please. 1132 00:55:57,454 --> 00:55:59,688 Just tell me the truth. 1133 00:56:04,126 --> 00:56:05,893 -Okay. 1134 00:56:08,164 --> 00:56:10,365 I had an affair. 1135 00:56:10,367 --> 00:56:14,536 And it was a horrible mistake. 1136 00:56:14,538 --> 00:56:18,773 And I promise you that nothing like that has happened since. 1137 00:56:32,021 --> 00:56:34,255 Did you have sex with her in our bedroom? 1138 00:56:34,257 --> 00:56:35,891 -No. Never. 1139 00:56:37,427 --> 00:56:38,927 -Did you tell her you loved her? 1140 00:56:38,929 --> 00:56:40,561 -No. No way. 1141 00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:48,137 Did she give you blow jobs? 1142 00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:51,840 - That's ridiculous. 1143 00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:52,641 -No. 1144 00:56:52,643 --> 00:56:54,175 - Yeah. - No, no. 1145 00:56:54,177 --> 00:56:56,677 You don't get to do that. 1146 00:56:56,679 --> 00:56:58,447 It's my right to know this shit, 1147 00:56:58,449 --> 00:56:59,782 and you're gonna sit there, 1148 00:56:59,784 --> 00:57:02,384 and you're gonna answer my ridiculous questions. 1149 00:57:06,922 --> 00:57:09,123 Did she give you blow jobs? 1150 00:57:12,228 --> 00:57:14,862 - Yes. 1151 00:57:14,864 --> 00:57:17,599 -Did you like them? 1152 00:57:17,601 --> 00:57:19,668 -Yeah, I liked them. 1153 00:57:21,304 --> 00:57:23,405 -More than mine? 1154 00:57:23,407 --> 00:57:24,873 -No. 1155 00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:28,143 But they were more frequent. 1156 00:57:31,581 --> 00:57:33,614 -Why did it end? 1157 00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:34,983 -Because she was pressuring me, 1158 00:57:34,985 --> 00:57:36,684 and there was no way in hell 1159 00:57:36,686 --> 00:57:38,853 that I was gonna leave you for her. 1160 00:57:38,856 --> 00:57:40,054 -So she broke it off. 1161 00:57:40,056 --> 00:57:41,657 - No, I broke it off. - Mm. 1162 00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:44,092 You kept it going. - No. I broke it off. 1163 00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:45,893 Look, I told you that I liked her blow jobs. 1164 00:57:45,896 --> 00:57:47,596 Why would I lie about this? 1165 00:57:47,597 --> 00:57:49,965 I swear to you, I broke it off. 1166 00:57:54,737 --> 00:57:57,072 I slept with someone in new york. 1167 00:57:57,074 --> 00:57:59,273 Last month. 1168 00:58:05,449 --> 00:58:07,382 Why can't you get angry? 1169 00:58:08,786 --> 00:58:11,018 I hate it when you don't show your feelings. 1170 00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:16,592 -Who was he? 1171 00:58:27,170 --> 00:58:29,371 -It was a guy I met. 1172 00:58:30,806 --> 00:58:33,108 It lasted a weekend. 1173 00:58:36,411 --> 00:58:38,280 And I have to tell you, 1174 00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:40,648 I feel like... 1175 00:58:40,650 --> 00:58:43,885 I feel like I want to do that again. 1176 00:58:48,557 --> 00:58:50,458 -I don't want that. 1177 00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:51,659 -Why not? 1178 00:58:53,163 --> 00:58:56,398 There's no need to keep up appearances here. 1179 00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,766 It's an empty house. 1180 00:58:57,768 --> 00:58:58,934 Kids are gone. 1181 00:58:58,936 --> 00:59:01,903 -I know this is just... 1182 00:59:01,905 --> 00:59:06,141 Some sort of delayed reaction because of what I did. 1183 00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:08,943 I get it. 1184 00:59:09,878 --> 00:59:12,280 But I-I believe we can fix this. 1185 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,855 Because I still love you. 1186 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:24,358 You're the only person that I want to see 1187 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,695 before I close my eyes at night. 1188 00:59:27,998 --> 00:59:30,132 - And I'm not looking for anybody else. 1189 00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:35,137 -I want to grow old with you. 1190 00:59:39,275 --> 00:59:42,411 Where's this coming from? 1191 00:59:42,413 --> 00:59:44,679 -My heart. 1192 00:59:47,182 --> 00:59:50,385 And I-I did have some time on the couch 1193 00:59:50,387 --> 00:59:52,487 to think about this sort of stuff. 1194 01:00:47,610 --> 01:00:50,846 I'm sorry about that little freak out last night. 1195 01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:53,148 But I took your advice. 1196 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:54,782 -And? 1197 01:00:54,784 --> 01:00:57,351 -Well, I, um... 1198 01:00:58,621 --> 01:01:02,858 I think phil and I just had an honest conversation, 1199 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,793 and that was really unexpected. 1200 01:01:04,795 --> 01:01:07,829 - I'm gonna tell grace what happened. 1201 01:01:07,831 --> 01:01:10,798 -What? 1202 01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:13,735 -I can't do this anymore, maren. 1203 01:01:13,737 --> 01:01:17,405 I can't hide this from her. It's eating away at me inside. 1204 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:18,407 -W-why would you do that? 1205 01:01:18,409 --> 01:01:20,074 Why would you deliberately hurt her? 1206 01:01:20,077 --> 01:01:21,996 - I feel like I'm hurting her by not telling her. 1207 01:01:22,913 --> 01:01:24,880 - This is something I can't not be honest about. 1208 01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:27,215 -Oh, screw honesty! 1209 01:01:28,184 --> 01:01:30,552 What is the point of telling her? 1210 01:01:30,554 --> 01:01:33,954 -She told me she loves me. 1211 01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:39,494 - And I feel guilty that I'm pretending this didn't happen 1212 01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:41,963 and walking around under the cloud of this mistake. 1213 01:01:44,101 --> 01:01:47,536 You cannot tell her. 1214 01:01:47,538 --> 01:01:50,938 You cannot tell grace. 1215 01:01:53,376 --> 01:01:57,045 - This would have been so much easier if we hadn't met. 1216 01:02:00,717 --> 01:02:02,050 I'm sorry. 1217 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:31,039 Oh, shit. 1218 01:03:31,041 --> 01:03:32,373 Oh, shit, shit, shit. 1219 01:03:46,688 --> 01:03:48,956 -Ooh, I like them both. 1220 01:03:49,858 --> 01:03:52,460 -Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. 1221 01:04:01,438 --> 01:04:05,072 Let me take a picture and send it to mom. 1222 01:04:10,278 --> 01:04:14,282 - � Talk to me, you talk to me � 1223 01:04:14,284 --> 01:04:16,016 - mom? What are you doing here? - Hi, girls. 1224 01:04:16,018 --> 01:04:17,552 Well, I just thought I'd come by 1225 01:04:17,554 --> 01:04:19,521 so we can do some shopping and have some fun. 1226 01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:22,356 - Harry just broke up with me. - What? 1227 01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:24,025 - Yeah, he couldn't even do it in person. 1228 01:04:24,027 --> 01:04:25,860 He just did it through an e-mail. 1229 01:04:26,864 --> 01:04:27,862 It... it doesn't say 1230 01:04:27,864 --> 01:04:29,231 he's breaking up with you. 1231 01:04:29,233 --> 01:04:31,967 I-I-I... this e-mail is very vague. 1232 01:04:31,969 --> 01:04:33,268 -Mom, are you crazy? 1233 01:04:33,269 --> 01:04:35,237 He says he doesn't feel the same way. 1234 01:04:35,239 --> 01:04:37,938 - It says... it says he wants to remain friends, 1235 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:38,940 and that's positive. 1236 01:04:38,942 --> 01:04:40,742 -Just stop. 1237 01:04:40,744 --> 01:04:42,110 I'm an idiot. 1238 01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:43,344 -No, no, no, sweetie. 1239 01:04:43,347 --> 01:04:44,545 Don't cry. Don't... please don't cry. 1240 01:04:44,547 --> 01:04:45,746 - I should have just listened to you. 1241 01:04:45,748 --> 01:04:46,981 -You know what? 1242 01:04:46,983 --> 01:04:48,583 I'm actually starting to like him now, 1243 01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:50,885 and I think this is just a little bit of healthy dialog. 1244 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:52,721 - Dialog? - Yes. 1245 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,155 -He couldn't even call me! 1246 01:04:54,157 --> 01:04:55,923 - He dumped you. Why would he call you? 1247 01:04:55,925 --> 01:04:57,025 -Liz, please. No. 1248 01:04:57,027 --> 01:04:58,393 He didn't call you because... 1249 01:04:58,394 --> 01:05:00,228 because... because he didn't mean it. 1250 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,563 - Oh, he didn't mean it? - He didn't mean it. 1251 01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:03,764 - He didn't mean it? - He didn't mean it. 1252 01:05:03,766 --> 01:05:05,766 -Wait a minute. 1253 01:05:05,768 --> 01:05:07,302 He didn't mean it. 1254 01:05:07,304 --> 01:05:08,369 -He didn't mean it. 1255 01:05:08,371 --> 01:05:10,672 -No, he didn't even say it. 1256 01:05:10,673 --> 01:05:15,409 I said, "I love you," and he said, "I do, too." 1257 01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:17,778 I am so stupid. 1258 01:05:17,780 --> 01:05:19,179 -No, no, no, sweetie. 1259 01:05:19,181 --> 01:05:20,981 I'm sure this is just one big misunderstanding. 1260 01:05:20,983 --> 01:05:23,018 That's all it is. - No, it's not. 1261 01:05:23,019 --> 01:05:24,418 I can't even be here right now. 1262 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:27,121 - No, grace. - I'm going back to the city. 1263 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,248 -Asshole. 1264 01:05:58,353 --> 01:06:00,422 - Did you tell grace what happened? 1265 01:06:01,289 --> 01:06:03,090 -Why would I tell grace? 1266 01:06:03,092 --> 01:06:05,793 - Maren, she just sent me a text calling me a manipulative liar. 1267 01:06:05,795 --> 01:06:07,394 She won't take any of my phone calls. Please. 1268 01:06:07,396 --> 01:06:09,297 - Well, I just talked to her, and... 1269 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:14,268 she was, um, shaken 1270 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:17,137 by your emotional indifference earlier today. 1271 01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:19,641 - Everything was fine with us an hour ago. 1272 01:06:19,643 --> 01:06:21,809 -Was it? 1273 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,711 She didn't feel you were being genuine. 1274 01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:26,047 -About what? 1275 01:06:26,048 --> 01:06:28,215 -About being in love. 1276 01:06:31,086 --> 01:06:33,989 If you don't love her, just let her go. 1277 01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:37,659 At least you don't have to hurt her feelings with the truth. 1278 01:06:57,179 --> 01:06:59,146 -Harry! 1279 01:06:59,148 --> 01:07:01,615 Hey, you leaving already? 1280 01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:05,487 - I just got off the phone with simon. 1281 01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:09,456 I figured you'd want to know he made a decision. 1282 01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:11,992 We'd love to have you on our team. 1283 01:07:13,128 --> 01:07:15,663 H.R. Is gonna be sending you some paperwork to look over, 1284 01:07:15,664 --> 01:07:16,797 okay? 1285 01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:19,134 Congratulations. 1286 01:07:19,135 --> 01:07:20,534 -Thank you. 1287 01:08:38,849 --> 01:08:40,981 - She... she likes peaches. - Is that right? 1288 01:08:40,984 --> 01:08:43,885 - Happy graduation! I'm so proud of you. 1289 01:08:43,886 --> 01:08:45,153 -Thank you. 1290 01:08:45,154 --> 01:08:46,186 Thanks, guys. 1291 01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:49,623 - They're the exact, same thing. It would be, like... 1292 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:51,626 -hold on one second. Sorry. 1293 01:08:56,731 --> 01:08:57,998 -Yeah. 1294 01:08:58,001 --> 01:08:59,868 Are we still going on his boat? 1295 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:02,737 - I'm not sure this is a good idea. 1296 01:09:02,738 --> 01:09:06,006 You know, grace hasn't returned my phone calls. 1297 01:09:06,009 --> 01:09:08,408 -What's he doing here? 1298 01:09:08,411 --> 01:09:11,412 - Well, I-I invited harry, sweetheart. 1299 01:09:11,413 --> 01:09:13,148 I-I thought it might be a good idea 1300 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:15,382 for him to talk to grace. 1301 01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:19,087 What if grace doesn't want to talk to him? 1302 01:09:19,088 --> 01:09:20,587 -Phil. You got a second? 1303 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,457 - Oh, hey, mario. - Somebody I want you to meet. 1304 01:09:22,458 --> 01:09:24,324 - All right, hold on a second, harry. 1305 01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:27,595 - I just want to talk to grace. That's all. 1306 01:09:27,596 --> 01:09:29,697 - Yeah. And tell her about us. 1307 01:09:29,698 --> 01:09:31,099 - I'm not gonna tell her about us, maren. 1308 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:32,533 - Really? - Yes. 1309 01:09:33,702 --> 01:09:35,904 Maren, this has been the worst week of my life. 1310 01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:41,509 Please. I'm not gonna cause any problems. 1311 01:09:56,292 --> 01:09:59,527 Look... 1312 01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:01,762 I know you don't want to talk to me right now, 1313 01:10:01,765 --> 01:10:05,432 but I just wanted to say that... 1314 01:10:05,435 --> 01:10:06,768 I was scared to say how I truly felt 1315 01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:08,269 back at your parents' house. 1316 01:10:08,270 --> 01:10:11,639 I was afraid of getting too close and getting hurt 1317 01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:13,207 and I was a coward, 1318 01:10:13,210 --> 01:10:15,376 but that's why I'm here now, 1319 01:10:15,377 --> 01:10:17,779 to tell you how I really feel. 1320 01:10:20,282 --> 01:10:22,550 Grace, I love you, 1321 01:10:22,551 --> 01:10:24,118 and I know this is real 1322 01:10:24,119 --> 01:10:25,953 because the thought of losing you hurts me so much 1323 01:10:25,956 --> 01:10:30,190 that I can't sleep, I can't eat, I can't even think straight. 1324 01:10:30,193 --> 01:10:31,693 I know you're mad at me, 1325 01:10:31,694 --> 01:10:34,395 and I'm sorry for showing up unannounced, 1326 01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:37,465 but I really wanted to come here and talk to you. 1327 01:10:47,109 --> 01:10:48,876 -I'm so happy that you came. 1328 01:10:59,788 --> 01:11:01,421 - I feel so close to you right now. 1329 01:11:01,423 --> 01:11:02,657 - I feel like I've never been closer 1330 01:11:02,658 --> 01:11:04,292 to anybody else in my entire life. 1331 01:11:04,293 --> 01:11:07,828 I-I feel like I always want us to just share how we feel and... 1332 01:11:07,831 --> 01:11:10,198 and just be open so that we never get hurt. 1333 01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:12,332 - Yes! Grace, I don't ever want to hurt you again. 1334 01:11:12,335 --> 01:11:15,036 - Yeah, no more secrets. - I want to tell you everything. 1335 01:11:15,037 --> 01:11:16,938 - And... and never keep anything from each other. 1336 01:11:16,939 --> 01:11:18,939 - No more secrets. - Yeah, no more secrets. 1337 01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:21,643 - Before we started dating, I slept with your mother. 1338 01:11:23,679 --> 01:11:25,145 - What? - I know. 1339 01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:27,715 That night that I met you, after I walked you home, 1340 01:11:27,716 --> 01:11:29,050 I went to a hotel bar, 1341 01:11:29,051 --> 01:11:30,585 and she was there, and that's how we met. 1342 01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:31,886 And I'm just... 1343 01:11:31,887 --> 01:11:33,154 I want to lay this all out there now 1344 01:11:33,155 --> 01:11:34,389 so that we can just get past it 1345 01:11:34,390 --> 01:11:35,756 and it won't come back to haunt us. 1346 01:11:35,759 --> 01:11:37,992 We can just move forward and be happy together. 1347 01:11:40,061 --> 01:11:42,430 -You had sex with my mom? 1348 01:11:42,431 --> 01:11:43,797 -It was a-a tiny mistake that... 1349 01:11:43,800 --> 01:11:45,233 that just happened that one weekend. 1350 01:11:45,234 --> 01:11:46,501 But... but I'm glad I'm telling you this now. 1351 01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:48,202 -You had sex with my mom. 1352 01:11:48,203 --> 01:11:50,003 - I'm... I'm glad I'm getting this off my chest, 1353 01:11:50,006 --> 01:11:51,672 'cause I don't want to hide this from you anymore and... 1354 01:11:51,675 --> 01:11:53,841 -you sex with my mom?! 1355 01:11:53,842 --> 01:11:55,443 Why are you telling me this?! 1356 01:11:55,444 --> 01:11:57,011 -I was under the assumption 1357 01:11:57,012 --> 01:11:58,479 that we are going to be honest with each other. 1358 01:11:58,480 --> 01:12:00,547 - Not about this! - About everything. 1359 01:12:10,626 --> 01:12:13,127 -Sweetheart, what's going on? 1360 01:12:17,099 --> 01:12:18,466 -Oh. 1361 01:12:23,805 --> 01:12:24,671 -Grace. 1362 01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:26,841 Don't leave! Grace! 1363 01:12:34,783 --> 01:12:37,085 No, I know, sweetie. 1364 01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:38,552 I know. 1365 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:41,088 Well, why don't you try to talk to her? 1366 01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:44,257 Okay. 1367 01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:46,293 No, I understand. 1368 01:12:47,229 --> 01:12:49,430 Well, try to get some rest tonight, 1369 01:12:49,431 --> 01:12:52,632 and we'll talk in the morning, okay? 1370 01:12:53,902 --> 01:12:55,603 I love you, too. 1371 01:12:55,604 --> 01:12:57,070 All right, good night. 1372 01:12:58,608 --> 01:13:01,042 -I've made up the couch. 1373 01:13:02,176 --> 01:13:03,978 -You're kidding. 1374 01:13:04,947 --> 01:13:06,247 -It's for me. 1375 01:13:06,248 --> 01:13:08,048 I'll sleep downstairs. 1376 01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:09,684 -Maren. 1377 01:13:09,685 --> 01:13:11,886 Wait a minute. 1378 01:13:22,331 --> 01:13:24,265 -How is she? 1379 01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:27,835 -Well, she is very upset. 1380 01:13:33,408 --> 01:13:35,676 -Does she hate me? 1381 01:13:47,756 --> 01:13:49,289 I've been saving the good stuff 1382 01:13:49,292 --> 01:13:52,793 for a, uh, special occasion. 1383 01:14:04,605 --> 01:14:06,239 You fucked harry. 1384 01:14:09,179 --> 01:14:11,479 -Truly sorry. 1385 01:14:20,288 --> 01:14:25,659 - You fucked your daughter's boyfriend. 1386 01:14:34,069 --> 01:14:36,337 You fucked your daughter's boyfriend. 1387 01:14:36,338 --> 01:14:38,238 That's... 1388 01:15:02,898 --> 01:15:03,698 stop it. 1389 01:15:03,699 --> 01:15:04,698 -I can't help it. 1390 01:15:05,768 --> 01:15:08,469 - It's amazing. 1391 01:15:08,470 --> 01:15:10,238 -That's just... 1392 01:16:21,777 --> 01:16:23,543 -how could you do that to dad? 1393 01:16:23,546 --> 01:16:25,880 -You're right. I'm sorry. 1394 01:16:25,881 --> 01:16:27,347 Dad's perfect. 1395 01:16:29,051 --> 01:16:31,051 -What are you saying? 1396 01:16:38,292 --> 01:16:39,493 I knew it. 1397 01:16:40,429 --> 01:16:43,530 I knew something was going on with you guys. 1398 01:16:43,533 --> 01:16:46,000 -We screwed up, sweetie. 1399 01:16:46,002 --> 01:16:48,034 We both screwed up. 1400 01:16:49,637 --> 01:16:52,038 We took each other for granted. 1401 01:16:53,074 --> 01:16:56,310 You know, people think just because you have kids, 1402 01:16:56,311 --> 01:16:58,445 you somehow know what you're doing. 1403 01:16:58,448 --> 01:17:03,551 As if having a family makes you perfect, right? 1404 01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:06,453 It doesn't. 1405 01:17:06,456 --> 01:17:07,822 It's hard. 1406 01:17:07,823 --> 01:17:10,824 It's hard work. 1407 01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:13,894 And I'm not saying having an affair is the answer, 1408 01:17:13,895 --> 01:17:15,997 because it's not. 1409 01:17:17,532 --> 01:17:21,135 Sometimes it takes almost losing something 1410 01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:24,771 to make you remember why you left it in the first place. 1411 01:17:28,909 --> 01:17:31,845 Sweetie, I know you care about him. 1412 01:17:31,847 --> 01:17:34,314 All he did was tell you the truth. 1413 01:17:36,051 --> 01:17:40,387 - Every time I open myself up to him, he hurts me. 1414 01:17:40,390 --> 01:17:44,625 Whether it's him... Telling me about you 1415 01:17:44,627 --> 01:17:47,293 or writing me an e-mail to break up with me. 1416 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:48,863 -I wrote that. 1417 01:17:50,164 --> 01:17:51,297 It wasn't supposed to get sent. 1418 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:52,766 That... that part was an accident, 1419 01:17:52,769 --> 01:17:55,101 but... but I wrote it. 1420 01:17:55,104 --> 01:17:57,505 He was gonna tell you everything. 1421 01:17:57,506 --> 01:18:00,408 And I... I-I-I panicked. 1422 01:18:00,409 --> 01:18:02,376 I love you so much. 1423 01:18:02,377 --> 01:18:05,046 And I-I-I couldn't bear the thought of hurting you, 1424 01:18:05,047 --> 01:18:09,649 and, of course, then I ended up hurting you, and... 1425 01:18:09,652 --> 01:18:11,385 I am so sorry. 1426 01:18:13,921 --> 01:18:17,792 -That is so fucked up. 1427 01:18:17,793 --> 01:18:19,926 -So fucked up. 1428 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,301 Look. 1429 01:18:28,304 --> 01:18:30,171 He wanted to be with you so bad 1430 01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:32,539 that he was willing to risk losing you. 1431 01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:35,141 -So? 1432 01:18:35,144 --> 01:18:38,345 I... what do you want me to do? 1433 01:18:39,148 --> 01:18:41,481 I don't know what to do. 1434 01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:44,085 - I'm saying do what makes you happy. 1435 01:18:58,966 --> 01:19:02,203 - Whoo! 1436 01:19:05,740 --> 01:19:08,509 -It's okay. It's okay. 1437 01:19:09,877 --> 01:19:11,177 Just getting warmed up. 1438 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,279 You are just getting warmed up. 1439 01:19:17,652 --> 01:19:19,587 -Whoo! Yes! 1440 01:19:19,588 --> 01:19:21,521 Whoo! Yeah! 1441 01:19:22,992 --> 01:19:24,057 That's how you do it! 1442 01:19:24,060 --> 01:19:26,627 You're the man! Whoo! Yeah! 1443 01:19:26,628 --> 01:19:29,563 - Hey, you ready to make it happen, harry? 1444 01:20:08,603 --> 01:20:10,136 - Okay, look, before you close the door in my face, 1445 01:20:10,139 --> 01:20:11,505 'cause I know you're mad 1446 01:20:11,506 --> 01:20:13,439 and you probably don't want me here right now, 1447 01:20:13,442 --> 01:20:15,208 just let me get this off my chest. 1448 01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:18,145 I've been thinking a lot about you and me and... 1449 01:20:42,237 --> 01:20:45,038 I can't believe we haven't had sex. 1450 01:20:45,041 --> 01:20:47,640 -Well, what are you waiting for? 1451 01:20:54,850 --> 01:20:58,385 -� All that I ask from you � 1452 01:20:58,386 --> 01:21:03,990 � oh, baby, is the truth � 1453 01:21:03,993 --> 01:21:05,993 � cruel to be kind, baby � 1454 01:21:05,994 --> 01:21:09,162 � I ain't afraid of the blues � 1455 01:21:09,164 --> 01:21:13,300 � 'cause I've been down this road before � 1456 01:21:13,301 --> 01:21:18,771 � and I'd rather less than more of nothin' � 1457 01:21:18,774 --> 01:21:22,743 - � nothin', nothin', nothin', nothin' � 1458 01:21:23,979 --> 01:21:27,747 -� oh, baby, are you blind? � 1459 01:21:27,750 --> 01:21:31,685 � don't you know that it's a crime � 1460 01:21:31,686 --> 01:21:34,721 � in this more-of-nothin' world we live � 1461 01:21:34,724 --> 01:21:38,559 � to have a more-of-nothin' love to give? � 1462 01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:42,662 � I'm out fightin' it every day � 1463 01:21:42,664 --> 01:21:45,565 � and, honey, there's just no way � 1464 01:21:45,568 --> 01:21:49,235 � I'm comin' home to more of nothin' � 1465 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:51,838 � nothin', nothin', nothin' � 1466 01:21:51,841 --> 01:21:53,306 � no, no, no, no, no � 1467 01:21:53,309 --> 01:21:56,210 � and I think you confused me � 1468 01:21:56,212 --> 01:21:57,344 -� confused me � 1469 01:21:57,345 --> 01:21:59,880 -� with one of those girls � 1470 01:21:59,881 --> 01:22:01,448 � you run around with � 1471 01:22:01,449 --> 01:22:04,118 � baby, I ain't trying to be � 1472 01:22:04,119 --> 01:22:05,551 -� trying to be � 1473 01:22:05,554 --> 01:22:08,889 - � your next little thing, starlet � 1474 01:22:08,890 --> 01:22:12,225 � I want a love that's deep � 1475 01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:15,395 � and you keep buyin' cheap � 1476 01:22:15,398 --> 01:22:18,032 � you're buyin' more of nothin' � 1477 01:22:18,033 --> 01:22:20,833 -� nothin', nothin', nothin' � 1478 01:22:20,836 --> 01:22:24,771 -� nothin' � 1479 01:23:04,311 --> 01:23:08,782 - � yes, well, the years have all gone by � 1480 01:23:10,185 --> 01:23:12,386 � and they've taken us � 1481 01:23:12,387 --> 01:23:17,024 � they've taken us for a very long ride � 1482 01:23:17,025 --> 01:23:21,395 � some of us have come and gone � 1483 01:23:21,396 --> 01:23:26,766 � the rest of us have tried to carry on � 1484 01:23:28,569 --> 01:23:29,903 -� ooh � 1485 01:23:29,904 --> 01:23:34,375 - � yeah, well, the years have come and gone � 1486 01:23:36,344 --> 01:23:38,545 � and what have we � 1487 01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:42,582 � what have we all really done, babe? � 1488 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:46,854 � some of us have come and gone � 1489 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:53,527 - � the rest of us will try to carry on � 1490 01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:57,096 - � and silently, the years go by � 1491 01:23:57,099 --> 01:24:00,734 � and they take you for a ride � 1492 01:24:00,735 --> 01:24:03,604 � you were there, now you're not there � 1493 01:24:03,605 --> 01:24:07,274 � you're no longer by my side � 1494 01:24:07,275 --> 01:24:12,078 -� and I, I don't know � 1495 01:24:12,081 --> 01:24:15,748 � if this ride is still for me � 1496 01:24:22,623 --> 01:24:27,728 - � I remember some time long ago � 1497 01:24:29,130 --> 01:24:31,465 � when I saw your hair � 1498 01:24:31,466 --> 01:24:35,569 � it was glistening all aglow � 104580