Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:19,200 --> 00:00:21,320
"KITCHEN"
2
00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:29,000
What could be more delicious
than juicy marble beef?
3
00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:34,100
Only a tender rack of young lamb
4
00:00:34,100 --> 00:00:36,220
with pomegranate sauce.
5
00:00:36,980 --> 00:00:40,120
No one can resist
a young lamb's rack.
6
00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:43,180
Well, unless, of course, you are offered
7
00:00:43,180 --> 00:00:45,180
a well-made steak.
8
00:00:45,180 --> 00:00:48,000
Can someone refuse this wonder?
9
00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:51,000
Tell me, do you have
something vegetarian?
10
00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:52,820
Are you a vegetarian?
11
00:00:53,180 --> 00:00:54,580
- Me, too.
- Really?
12
00:00:54,580 --> 00:00:56,100
But there are people...
13
00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:59,460
who will never ever betray meat.
14
00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,900
And where is the meat, granny?
15
00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,720
Meat you'll be eating at home.
16
00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:06,320
And here we have
a healthy and delicious breakfast.
17
00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,440
Pearl barley.
18
00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,940
As in the best houses of Paris.
19
00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:13,480
Enjoy your meal.
20
00:02:25,740 --> 00:02:27,140
Idiots!
21
00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:30,960
Guys!
22
00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:34,120
Imagine, we've got
a vegetarian guest.
23
00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:38,180
And he asks for eggplant roulades
made of beef pâte
24
00:02:38,180 --> 00:02:39,600
but without beef pâté.
25
00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:41,540
Yeah, take it to him,
let him eat.
26
00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,500
Because I'm not going
to do that shit.
27
00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:47,960
Or maybe we should make for him
cutlets out of cucumbers?
28
00:02:49,060 --> 00:02:51,760
Maxim, can you make the roulades?
29
00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:53,300
Oh, please.
30
00:02:53,740 --> 00:02:55,460
And I promise not to wash
31
00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:57,880
homeless people's clothes
in our washing machine.
32
00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,400
You know how to persuade.
Alright.
33
00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,020
I'll put mushroom pate
instead of beef pate.
34
00:03:03,020 --> 00:03:05,020
- Just go.
- Thank you, Maxim.
35
00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:10,640
Look, the pseudo cook
will cook pseudo roulades.
36
00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,560
Okay, I was kidding.
37
00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,840
Are you Barinov?
Did you order pizza?
38
00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,760
Yes, yes, yes, yes, my dear.
39
00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:26,940
- It's 600 rubles.
- Take a thousand.
40
00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,400
You deserve more. Savior.
41
00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:31,580
Thank you. Have a nice day.
42
00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:34,180
Uh, man, where's the pizza?
43
00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,640
Ah, they took it at the entrance.
44
00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,600
They said, you would pay for it.
45
00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:40,200
Thank you for a delicious lunch
46
00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,180
from all the staff, Victor Petrovich.
47
00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:45,340
Because this barley pearl...
I've had enough of it.
48
00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:47,120
This is my pizza,
49
00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:49,940
meat mix, with capers and ham.
50
00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:52,660
- You are not allowed.
- Give it to me.
51
00:03:52,660 --> 00:03:56,120
And if you are going to order
a pizza next time,
52
00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:58,920
ask for chicken and pineapple.
53
00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:00,400
This is my favorite.
54
00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:19,820
What are you doing here?
55
00:04:19,820 --> 00:04:22,600
We decided to feed vegetarian guest
with normal food.
56
00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,520
Meat.
57
00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,400
(Kyrgyz).
58
00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,620
The Chef is not around,
59
00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:28,220
the mess has started right away.
60
00:04:28,220 --> 00:04:29,980
Just like in Kyrgyzstan.
61
00:04:29,980 --> 00:04:31,540
When Bakira was thrown off.
62
00:04:31,540 --> 00:04:33,720
Only we had the opposite,
the meat has disappeared.
63
00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,560
- Ainura, go.
- Yea, go.
64
00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,020
What's all the fuss about?
65
00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:52,040
There's vegetarian will eat meat now.
66
00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,100
What do you mean meat?
67
00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:54,720
What's wrong with you, idiots!
68
00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,920
Why are you panicking?
69
00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,620
These vegetarians
just like to show off.
70
00:04:57,620 --> 00:04:59,540
In fact, he'll eat
a roulade with meat pâté
71
00:04:59,540 --> 00:05:00,960
and won't even notice anything.
72
00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:03,180
- And will thank you later.
- Exactly.
73
00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,240
Idiots!
74
00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:05,180
I agree with you.
75
00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,200
Vegetarians are real idiots.
76
00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:11,100
Max, you did so great.
77
00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:14,620
The guest is delighted
with your vegetarian roulades.
78
00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,740
Well, certainly.
79
00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:19,980
After all, any vegetarian dish...
80
00:05:19,980 --> 00:05:21,920
tastes better with meat.
81
00:05:22,460 --> 00:05:23,540
Well done.
82
00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,680
And you know,
if I were that vegetarian,
83
00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,260
I would be really glad.
84
00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,240
I paid for the mushroom roulades,
85
00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:31,480
and they put for me meat there.
86
00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,620
Great!
87
00:05:42,100 --> 00:05:43,640
Hello, Dmitry Vladimirovich.
88
00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,120
And why you are coming
through the backyard?
89
00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,660
- Are you hiding?
- Hello.
90
00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:48,900
Some journo is stalking me.
91
00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:50,580
Yesterday at the corporate party,
92
00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:53,740
they saw me hugging Alice
from "Silver" (russian pop-band).
93
00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:55,260
Here today in every stall,
94
00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:56,900
this image's making
my family happy.
95
00:05:56,900 --> 00:06:00,840
They found out that me and Christina
have problems. Bastards!
96
00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:03,280
From "Silver", cool.
97
00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,900
I mean, they are such freaks.
98
00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:07,280
Hunting you?
99
00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,040
Yea, hunting me.
100
00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:11,360
I'm even willing to pay
people money
101
00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,660
to get the guy out of here.
102
00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,140
I'm saying I'm ready
103
00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:21,240
to give some people
in the same jackets some money
104
00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,160
to get the guy out of here.
105
00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,400
We'll just scare him a bit, right?
106
00:06:33,400 --> 00:06:35,400
Right, don't freak out.
We'll just scare him a bit.
107
00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:36,600
Why the hell did you take a knife?
108
00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:37,840
Just in case.
109
00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:40,180
In case of what? If you suddenly
need to slice some bread?
110
00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:41,400
We agreed,
we'll just scare him a bit.
111
00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:42,460
Stop talking already. Let's go.
112
00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:44,860
- You, go on and I'll keep a lookout.
- What?!
113
00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:46,960
Nothing. Go on.
114
00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,100
Guys, what's happening?
Who are you?
115
00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,260
HELP! PEOPLE!
116
00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,240
Calm down, calm down,
calm down.
117
00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:22,200
What have you done?
118
00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:25,040
Why the hell did you get
your sword out?
119
00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,460
I wanted to scare him a bit.
120
00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:27,620
Why the hell did you
knock him out?
121
00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:29,260
We're screwed.
We will go to jail.
122
00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:30,540
Why did you hit him at all?
123
00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:32,180
Have you seen it?
He got into his pocket.
124
00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:33,680
Maybe he had a gun there.
125
00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:34,740
He would have killed
us both and that's it.
126
00:07:34,740 --> 00:07:36,540
Idiot! I'm such an idiot!
Why did I go with you?
127
00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,100
Where's his pulse?
128
00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,020
Is he alive or not?
129
00:07:40,020 --> 00:07:42,840
No, he's not alive.
Fedya, he's not alive!
130
00:07:43,540 --> 00:07:44,860
No, he's alive apparently.
131
00:07:44,860 --> 00:07:46,920
Okay, I can't do this anymore.
I give up.
132
00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:48,400
Shut up, okay?
133
00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:52,640
Do you want next 10 years
to cook prison food?
134
00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,340
No.
135
00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:55,880
So shut up and sit tight.
136
00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,640
There, you see...
137
00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,340
he has a camera.
138
00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,640
Let's see what's in there.
139
00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:09,800
Are you a moron or something?
It must be deleted.
140
00:08:19,320 --> 00:08:20,320
I deleted it.
141
00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:22,320
Fedenka, what will happen now,
Fedenka?
142
00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:23,500
Stop whining.
143
00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:25,420
As our captain got used to say,
144
00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:29,160
it's too late to run away
when sharks finish eating your feet. So...
145
00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,520
get out of the car.
146
00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,080
Let's hide him for now.
147
00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:33,080
And then we will decide.
148
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,980
Fedya, Fedya, Fedya, can I go home?
149
00:08:34,980 --> 00:08:37,140
- Get out of the car.
- Please.
150
00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:39,080
- I'll hit you now!
- I understood.
151
00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,380
Hello, Lyova?
152
00:09:01,380 --> 00:09:03,080
Lyovushka, dear...
153
00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,080
bring me some normal food,
154
00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,820
or I'll die here.
155
00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:10,160
Something... a steak,
a bigger one and a fatter one.
156
00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:11,420
Viktor Petrovich,
157
00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:14,180
even though you said to me
more kind words in this minute
158
00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:15,940
than in the past 3 years,
159
00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:17,500
you can't have steak anyway.
160
00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:18,980
I called the doctor and I know
161
00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:21,900
that you have milk soup
and barley porridge for lunch today.
162
00:09:21,900 --> 00:09:24,360
And believe me,
this kind of food is better for you.
163
00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,420
That's it, I have a lot to do,
I can't talk.
164
00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,540
Judas.
165
00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:30,920
Traitor.
166
00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:32,520
Brutus.
167
00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:34,700
Bystroff.
168
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,780
Hello, Fedya,
169
00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:38,300
urgently get me steak to the hospital
170
00:09:38,300 --> 00:09:42,320
the biggest and fattest steak
that we only have in the restaurant.
171
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,240
Chef,
172
00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,480
I can't talk.
173
00:09:45,660 --> 00:09:46,900
Very busy.
174
00:09:46,900 --> 00:09:48,760
I unload... veal.
175
00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:54,280
Everyone betrayed me.
176
00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,420
Well, at least it's the first floor.
177
00:10:14,220 --> 00:10:16,300
- Hello, everyone.
- Hello.
178
00:10:17,180 --> 00:10:18,460
- Dmitry Vladimirovich.
- Yea?
179
00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,320
Well, in short,
we have solved your problem.
180
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,060
Oh. Well done.
What kind of problem?
181
00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:24,660
Remember the journalist
who was following you?
182
00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:26,940
You won't see him again.
183
00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,920
Well done. Thank you, guys.
184
00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,560
But another problem has come up.
185
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:32,900
A small problem...
186
00:10:32,980 --> 00:10:33,980
A tiny one.
187
00:10:51,420 --> 00:10:52,860
Are you morons?
188
00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,660
Dmitry Vladimirovich,
don't get so nervous,
189
00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:55,880
because I'm getting
even more nervous.
190
00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:58,140
Really? You fools, why did you
bring him here, huh?
191
00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,140
He will write about it.
192
00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:02,520
Аnd then he will write again,
only to the police.
193
00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:06,100
We wanted to think here
what to do with him.
194
00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:09,440
Really, thinkers? So now we're gonna
get him out of there
195
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,000
and both of you
are gonna come back.
196
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,300
If someone asks, then you tell
we have nothing to do with it,
197
00:11:13,300 --> 00:11:15,720
we have no idea
where he was walking around. Right?
198
00:11:15,720 --> 00:11:18,160
He just slipped, fell down,
cracked his head
199
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,260
and made up this story,
to promote himself
200
00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:23,100
at the expense of our restaurant,
201
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:26,440
to write an article
in his stinking newspaper.
202
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,120
Is that clear?
203
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,320
Dmitry Vladimirovich,
just let me keep a lookout
204
00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:31,660
- while you and Fedya are there...
- No.
205
00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:32,440
No.
206
00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:33,840
We will go together.
207
00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:35,780
Because you will pack
someone else there,
208
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:38,140
and then I'll be responsible.
209
00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,000
Max,...
210
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,120
Andrei Fyodorovich has come again.
211
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,240
The vegetarian guest.
212
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,240
He ordered the same
roulades as last time.
213
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,380
So the order is on you.
214
00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,840
Good, that these two
idiots aren't here.
215
00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,220
So I'll cook
a normal vegetarian dish.
216
00:11:54,220 --> 00:11:56,740
Yes, it's good that these two idiots
aren't here.
217
00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:59,360
No more free meat for this man.
218
00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,920
No, no, no...
219
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,880
I want to eat myself.
220
00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,440
All right, all right. Here.
221
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,640
It's a compliment from Chef.
222
00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,440
And thank you?
223
00:12:22,540 --> 00:12:25,240
Here are vegetarian roulades.
224
00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,680
But if you see Senya and Fedya,
225
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:27,900
don't let them near the plate.
226
00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,020
Why them?
It's me you have to be afraid of.
227
00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:32,540
Such yummy roulades...
I would eat them myself.
228
00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:33,560
I'm not afraid of anything.
229
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,780
On the contrary, I am glad
that we've got one more regular client.
230
00:12:35,780 --> 00:12:36,700
Moreover, a vegetarian.
231
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,394
- Are you serious?
- Of course.
232
00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:40,330
As long as
he pays with real money,
233
00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:42,360
not vegetarian money
from "Monopoly".
234
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:43,600
Very funny.
235
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,400
- Hello.
- Hi.
236
00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:47,900
Police officer, sergeant Mastich.
237
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,040
May I see your documents?
238
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,500
Police officers,
239
00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:53,640
I don't have
any documents with me.
240
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,800
If there are no documents,
241
00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,340
we'll have to go
to the police station for identification.
242
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:58,460
What are you, police officers,
are talking about?
243
00:12:58,460 --> 00:12:59,680
What identification?
244
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:01,800
I am the Chef
of the restaurant "Claude Monet".
245
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,780
Viktor Barinov.
246
00:13:03,860 --> 00:13:06,060
Chef eats a hot dog
and wears slippers.
247
00:13:06,060 --> 00:13:08,780
Tell me about the mayor of Moscow
in sandals in the subway.
248
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,580
All right, let's go to the station,
we'll find out.
249
00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:16,400
- Dmitry Vladimirovich...
- What's wrong with you?
250
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,480
He can hear everything!
251
00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:21,740
Tamara Petrovna,
maybe I should knock him out?
252
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,400
Tamara Petrovna!
253
00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,320
He recognized me!
254
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,000
He recognized me!
255
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:31,000
Oh, my God! He recognized me!
256
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,420
We cannot leave him here.
257
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,580
Take him, Tamara Petrovna.
258
00:13:38,040 --> 00:13:40,300
Hey, hey, wait a minute,
police officers!
259
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,000
I have a right
to make a phone call.
260
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,520
Call Dmitriy Nagiev.
261
00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,260
He is the owner of my restaurant.
262
00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:47,060
And he will confirm that I am me.
263
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,360
What do you think, Sergei?
264
00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,000
Do you think this tramp,
knows Nagiev?
265
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,920
Well, let's call for fun, shall we?
266
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,100
For fun.
267
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,320
Dictate the phone number.
268
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,680
All sevens.
269
00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:00,540
- Come on.
- Yes!
270
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:03,620
Maybe he's with singer
from "Silver" now.
271
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:04,860
Come on.
272
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,200
Hello, baby.
273
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:15,380
This is a police officer Mastich.
274
00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:19,440
- Is it Dmitri Nagiyev?
- No, it's not me.
275
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,920
No, it's not him.
You are mistaken.
276
00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,380
That's it! That's it!
277
00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:25,980
Police!
278
00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:27,760
Apparently,
in the newspaper-office,
279
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,760
they knew that he was following me
280
00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:32,160
and now they noticed
that he's gone for a long time.
281
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,000
Mommy!
282
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,020
And what to do now?
283
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,640
Wait, wait, wait! Hello!
284
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:38,720
Hello?
285
00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,640
Yes, baby!
286
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,180
Dima, where are you?
287
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,180
Where am I, where am I...?
288
00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,200
I'm in this...
289
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,980
I'm sitting in the restaurant...
290
00:14:44,980 --> 00:14:46,780
a coffee, drinking coffee.
291
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:48,180
I'll call you back.
292
00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,660
Leva, do you know where...
Dmitry Vladimirovich?
293
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,860
He was here recently,
but he has left somewhere.
294
00:14:58,540 --> 00:14:59,620
Somewhere...
295
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,880
Well, I guess tomorrow we will find out
from the newspapers where.
296
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,000
Well, well, well.
297
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,448
We have to take him....
298
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:08,500
we have to take him
to the restaurant,
299
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,540
and there we'll sort it out.
300
00:15:10,540 --> 00:15:12,460
Take him, Tamara Petrovna.
301
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:15,340
I am a star. Oh, I'm a star.
302
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,440
Why don't we go straight
to Nagiev's house?
303
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:18,800
Let me call him myself.
304
00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,780
Yeah, call Pugacheva or Lady Gaga.
305
00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:22,020
Come on, let's go.
306
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,380
- Hey, hey.
- Let's go.
307
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,980
Ah, policemen!
308
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:26,440
Stop right there!
309
00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:34,000
That is the shortest escape
in the world.
310
00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:37,320
Lyova...
311
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:38,840
Maxim,
312
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,880
I don't know what happened,
313
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,840
but Andrey Fedorovich didn't like
your vegetarian roulades this time.
314
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,900
No way! I did as he asked:
roulades without meat.
315
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,920
Maxim, he asked to do the same
like in the morning!
316
00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:49,700
Maybe you didn't put
some seasoning in or...
317
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,280
Remember, please.
318
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:53,160
And he calls himself
a vegetarian.
319
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,260
If he wants it like in the morning...
Please, I'll do it with beef.
320
00:15:56,260 --> 00:15:58,000
Oh, (in Kyrgyz),
how can you do that?
321
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,260
Well, then,
I will also pay for the carrots,
322
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,580
and you will bring me beef.
323
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:04,500
Speaking Kyrgyz.
324
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,260
It's very good that you
brought him right here.
325
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,660
I would have never thought
326
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:15,080
that he was a real chef
at a French restaurant.
327
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,500
And I told you!
328
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,080
A tramp at the Kiev railway station
329
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,660
told us that he was
the Minister of Finance.
330
00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:21,740
You have to carry
documents with you!
331
00:16:21,740 --> 00:16:23,820
- Goodbye.
- Have a nice day.
332
00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,880
And put the bars on the windows.
333
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:26,860
It helps us.
334
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:28,860
Absolutely. Have a nice day.
335
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:31,820
All right, have a rest.
336
00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,500
- Albert Igorevich!
- Yes?
337
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,240
When will I finally
be discharged?
338
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:35,980
Well...
339
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:39,680
Dear, after your run you should stay here
for at least a week.
340
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,780
Your blood pressure
has to be to be stabilized.
341
00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:44,100
Because it jumps,
like you are out of the window.
342
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,320
That's it, that's it. I'm asking you...
just relax, have rest. Okay?
343
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,740
I'll stop by in the evening.
They'll get you some tea now.
344
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,260
- Yes.
- Hey, Victor? Hello, it's Elena.
345
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,600
How are you doing?
346
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,800
Great!
347
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,980
I was stopped
during an attempt to escape.
348
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,240
I already know everything.
I will come to you.
349
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,460
What can I get for you?
350
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:11,400
Everything that flies, runs and jumps,
but fried and with sauce.
351
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,000
He's eating with such an appetite,
352
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,760
there's cracking behind his cheeks.
353
00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,760
Learn Russian language...
354
00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,580
there's cracking
not behind the cheeks,
355
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,040
but behind the ears.
356
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,180
What is happening there?
357
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:43,160
Vegetarian is lapping meat up!
358
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,900
What do you mean "meat"?
359
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,900
Maxim, did you put
meat in his dish?
360
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,620
But he is glad, don't be upset!
361
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:50,500
How could you do it!
362
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,440
Nooooooooo!
363
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,340
There's meat in there!
364
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,400
Noooo!
365
00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:18,460
Maxim, how could you...
366
00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,300
serve meat to a vegetarian?
367
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,800
Yes, Max,
what's wrong with you?
368
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:25,120
- It's just meat, not poison.
- Nastya, but it's just meat...
369
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:26,260
Just meat?
370
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:27,760
Kostya, think what you're saying.
371
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,560
Actually, Max, Nastia is right.
372
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,600
You think what you're saying.
373
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,960
He wanted it.
He didn't like it without meat.
374
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,180
But if so, you see,
Nastia, he wanted it himself...
375
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,220
And if he asks you to stab him,
376
00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,960
you will go and stab him too, right?
377
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,280
Nastia, I think you're overreacting.
378
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:42,540
Nastia, I think you're a little bit...
379
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:50,440
Meat for a vegetarian?
380
00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,780
Oh, there you are!
381
00:19:01,780 --> 00:19:02,820
Well, where have you been?
382
00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:04,080
I've been waiting for you for an hour.
383
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,420
Yes, right, right.
384
00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,700
I'm in this...
385
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,400
I'm sitting in the fridge,
386
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,680
I have to check the storage of food.
387
00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,420
Oh, and there's
such a stench there, guys!
388
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:13,600
Dima, do I look like a fool?
389
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:15,600
Let's go and check
the storage of food together.
390
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,609
Don't do it. Baby, don't.
It stinks there... And it's cold.
391
00:19:18,609 --> 00:19:20,980
You'll catch something and then
have snots all over.Don't do it.
392
00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,440
Well, who is she?
Which waitress?
393
00:19:23,440 --> 00:19:24,460
The dark-haired one?
394
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:28,080
The dark one with the nostrils?
Ah! Let me go!
395
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,440
What are you doing here?
396
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,940
You know what,
Kristina Semenovna,
397
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:41,100
that's not what we agreed to.
398
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,500
I thought your husband
was a showman,
399
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,400
and he turned out a real thug.
400
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,880
I didn't understand.
401
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,380
- Do you know this weirdo?
- I'm...
402
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,440
I'm a private detective.
403
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,700
Oh, that's what it is!
404
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,360
It turns out you, Kristina Semenovna,
405
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,660
hired a private investigator
to follow me, right?
406
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,000
I thought it was a journalist.
407
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,440
Do you understand
with your stupid head
408
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:02,420
that he could have been killed
easily!
409
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:05,300
I wouldn't do it, of course,
but these beautiful guys would.
410
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:06,500
I didn't think this would happen.
411
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,140
I'll sort everything out now.
412
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:11,060
Please tell me, I hope, a double...
413
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:14,240
a triple fee will help me
to make it up to you?
414
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:15,040
No.
415
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,620
You see! You see!
416
00:20:16,620 --> 00:20:18,060
A five times more will help.
417
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:19,580
Here, here, Dimochka,
418
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,300
I told you,
I'll sort everything out.
419
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:22,900
Can you give me
your credit card?
420
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,020
Really?
421
00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:27,580
Can you give me
your credit card?
422
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,260
Andrei Fyodorovich,
good afternoon.
423
00:20:42,260 --> 00:20:43,060
Hello.
424
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,960
Come in, please, have a seat.
425
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:49,880
Once again
I want to apologize to you
426
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,920
from the whole restaurant.
427
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,520
If you give us a second chance,
428
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,763
I will personally make sure
429
00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:56,420
you don't get
a single gram of meat.
430
00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:57,900
No, no, no, thank you.
431
00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:04,160
I was just stopping by
to try some juicy...
432
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,100
fried...
433
00:21:06,740 --> 00:21:08,340
steak.
434
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:12,120
- Steak?
- Steak.
435
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,560
Very funny joke.
436
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,320
I'm pretty serious.
437
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,020
After yesterday's meat roulades,
438
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:21,600
I felt more vigorous and energetic.
439
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:24,940
I've reconsidered
my nutritional choices.
440
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:27,180
Why deny myself pleasure?
441
00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,100
There isn't much joy in life.
442
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,680
What is a human being?
443
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,520
A human being is a set of habits,
444
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,480
stereotypes, values,
personal convictions,
445
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,520
which he or she
has been developing for years.
446
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:54,260
But suddenly something
stupid happens and habits change.
447
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:59,360
I think that this is the moment
when a new person is born.
448
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:12,020
Sometimes we change
because of our loved ones...
449
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,560
Hello, my chicken,
450
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:20,140
how are you, bunny?
451
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:21,600
I'll come now.
452
00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:22,700
I miss you.
453
00:22:24,580 --> 00:22:27,000
Sometimes a person
can be changed even by people
454
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,280
that he hasn't noticed before.
455
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:35,580
And sometimes it also happens
that someone changes you,
456
00:22:35,580 --> 00:22:37,180
and you change someone.
457
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:40,200
And that's when
two new people are born,
458
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,260
who will be changing
for each other now.
459
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:55,920
SUBTITLES : OLGA Y
32528
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Uighur
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof