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Oh, why did you stop the car?
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Do you know whose car this is?
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He sees everything.
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You wear a watch around your wrist,
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but time is his slave.
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He's an enigma to you,
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but you're an open book to him.
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Bro!
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It's his entry.
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What's the problem,
Mr. Choutala?
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No.
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-Ahlawat.
-No...
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Puniya?
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Tiwari?
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Devgan?
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Samji? Kemmu?
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Nanavati? Daggubati?
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Eeshwar?
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Grover?
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Grover it is.
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Surprised how I know.
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It's okay.
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Still couldn't fulfil your dreams
of getting promoted
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from constable to inspector?
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Constable?
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I am not even with them.
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I was out grazing my goats
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and was curious to know
what was going on here.
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Goats?
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Anyway...
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I may have missed
giving your introduction,
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but I won't make the same mistake
in my case.
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'Cause you see...
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be it clothes or name,
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it must be a brand.
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Do you know who my father is?
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This interesting guy
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has been bragging about
his father's stories since 1995.
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Good morning, sir!
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Good morning. Sit down.
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Sahil Trivedi.
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In the mood for some mischief?
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Why did you sit down?
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Keep standing.
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Here's a question for you.
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What's the difference
between studying for one hour
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and not studying for one hour?
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Absolutely nothing, sir.
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Recite an essay on "my father."
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Speak up.
What's wrong?
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I prepared an essay
on my true friend.
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I have an idea.
Just say what you prepared
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and swap "friend" with "father."
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Sahil.
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What's wrong? Begin.
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Quickly.
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My fri...
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My father.
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I have many fathers.
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What are you saying?
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Thanks to my mother,
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I can easily make new fathers.
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Are you out of your mind?
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I have a father in every other home
in my neighbourhood.
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My mother says
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fathers can be of all ages.
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And so,
the neighbourhood guard,
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milkman, garbage collector
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and newspaper guy
are all my fathers.
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Poor guy didn't know
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that this essay
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will someday become his reality.
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Generally, one father
can have several children.
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But he was the first child
in history
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who was going to have
several fathers.
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And this bitter truth
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will come as nothing short
of a shock for him.
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Do you know why?
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Because his favourite dialogue
has always been...
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See for yourself.
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Listen, principal sir.
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Don't you know who my father is?
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MP Brij Kishore Trivedi.
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Keep that in mind.
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See you, poor people.
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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♪ Who is my pop? ♪
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♪ Who is my daddy? ♪
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Tittu, did you complete the homework
I gave you yesterday?
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Yes.
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Okay, Tittu. Recite ABC.
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-"ABC."
-What else?
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Well... it's all good.
How about you?
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Rani ma'am,
how's my grandson in academics?
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Sorry to say, sir.
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He's a complete zero in academics.
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To put it simply,
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Aryabhata found zero for him.
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I am very funny.
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Listen, I just got a call.
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Rani's mother just passed away.
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-What?
-Yes.
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My mother!
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Too good. Just too good.
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That's a relief to my soul.
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What behaviour is this?
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-Is he out of his mind?
-Calm down, teacher, calm down.
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You are new around here.
You don't know.
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Let me explain.
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He got hit on the head
in an accident.
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Since then, Father reacts
10 seconds late.
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You just cracked that joke
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-about Aryabhata.
-Yes.
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-This was his reaction to that.
-I see.
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And now?
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-Now he's--
-Sorry, madam.
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There's been
a slight misunderstanding.
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It's the maid's mother
who passed away.
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Why, you...
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-Thank God.
-I got so scared, you know.
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Ms. Rani...
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it's so terrible.
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I was devastated to hear the news.
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You must be brave.
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-Everyone has to die one day.
-Yes.
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It's a very odd condition.
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Imagine if he dies,
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will he realise 10 seconds later
that he's dead?
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Father.
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There was another teacher
who used to tutor Tittu.
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Where is she?
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Sahil is mine.
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I hate kids.
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But I love Sahil.
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Lost my job, lost my girl,
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but I cannot let go of this edge.
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I cannot. I cannot.
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I cannot!
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What do you mean you cannot?
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You can.
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Understand?
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Why are you so negative?
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-What is your name?
-Naushad.
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First things first,
we have got to change your name.
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Your name will be Yes-shad.
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Say it.
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-Yes-shad.
-Good.
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So, Yes-shad, do you want to die?
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Yes.
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Then no power in the world
can stop you from dying, my friend.
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Anyway, life is short,
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and you are living in overtime.
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Come on. Close your eyes
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and jump without a care
in the world.
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Take a deep breath and jump.
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Jump. You can do it.
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See, it's also written
on that board. "Yes."
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That's a sign. Come on, do it.
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Yes. Yes. Jump. Jump.
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Come on, Yes-shad, you can do it.
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Jump, jump, yes, jump.
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Jump, jump, yes...
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Stop!
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What are you doing, Pihu?
Are you out of your mind?
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Giving him some motivation.
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You are supposed to motivate them
to live, not die.
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Sorry, sorry.
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You know I get carried away
with my motivational speeches.
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-Sorry.
-Okay.
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What sorry?
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It's a good thing I arrived
in the nick of time.
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Come on.
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Why do you feel so light?
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Did anyone lose a shoe?
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Hurry up. I am stressed.
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Sharma, are my fritters ready?
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Yes. They are ready.
Do you need a bag?
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No, I have a pen drive.
Make a folder,
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and copy your fritters on it.
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Of course, I need a bag,
and hurry up.
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-Yes, of course.
-They taste amazing.
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Here.
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Hold this.
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Thank you. Let's go.
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-My money?
-There you go.
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-A shoe?
-Pihu, I have a confession to make.
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-Go ahead.
-You know,
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every time I see you,
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I fall deeper in love with you.
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Aww...
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But I have a question.
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Why do they say
"falling in love"?
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Because "arising in love"
would sound odd.
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You have a point.
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So, what was so important?
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Yeah...
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Listen, Popsi was talking to Grandpa
yesterday
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about my marriage.
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If you don't act fast,
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someone else will swoop me away.
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I can't act now, Pihu.
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Elections are around the corner.
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I'll be busy with Pops, you know.
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Say "yes," Sahil.
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You know I hate the word "no."
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Okay, calm down.
Hold my arm,
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and talk to your popsi.
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And tell your father that his future
son-in-law is a very positive guy.
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Sahil may have managed
to convince Pihu.
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But the gravity of the situation
will set in
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when you meet Pihu's father.
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According to him,
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even if a person has a name,
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he's known by his father's.
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Welcome, Malik Ashraf Siddique.
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Sit.
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A man must always use
his father's name
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because the father plays
an important role in a man's wife.
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Sir, you're mixing up words again.
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You mean father plays
an important role in a man's "life."
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It's "life" not "wife."
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But we use life to slit throats.
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That's "knife," sir.
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"Knife" is when boys
and girls bump hands.
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That's "high-five," sir.
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Don't high-five
entertain in brothels?
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What are you saying, sir?
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That's "concubine," sir.
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But I married a concubine.
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She... was your "wife."
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-My bad.
-Yes.
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My bad, my bad, my bad.
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Anyway, what can we do for you?
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There's a bone stuck in my throat.
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This is Brij.
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Which bridge? Howrah?
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Give his proper introduction.
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Brij Kishore Trivedi.
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He is a politician.
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And my arch-enemy.
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So, Malik, you wanted to talk?
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Aadmi sniffed out
what you were up to.
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Who?
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His name is Aadmi.
(aadmi = man)
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You are paying money to my men
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and luring them over to your side.
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I don't play games like you.
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I blow my competition away!
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Hey!
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How dare you?
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How dare you
intimidate my father?
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Those who raise their voice
in front of my father will...
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So, I came to hire you
to kill Brij Kishore.
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(chanting in Sanskrit)
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God bless you.
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-The car has been blessed.
-Thank you very much.
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Mr. Chaupala.
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Greetings, Mr. Chaupala.
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God bless you, pandit.
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Bro, what's wrong with uncle?
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Him.
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He was a dreaded don of his time.
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One day he went to
the toilet with his gun.
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After he finished his business,
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when he went to clean up,
271
00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:51,500
instead of the jet spray, he...
272
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,333
4G, let's go.
273
00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:00,667
Okay.
274
00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,542
Come on.
275
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:20,542
I couldn't control
my laughter anymore.
276
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:22,000
Did you see him?
277
00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,042
Seemed like someone asked him
to smile for a picture.
278
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:27,083
The photographer left
and he froze in this expression.
279
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:32,292
I was confused
between father and son.
280
00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:34,542
And uncle seemed like
someone screamed "statue!"
281
00:14:34,667 --> 00:14:35,750
And the father...
282
00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:39,333
Sir, sir...
283
00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,583
Let go of my hand.
284
00:14:40,708 --> 00:14:42,125
Let it go, sir. It's wrong.
285
00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:43,292
Let it be.
286
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,125
We're outside the temple.
It's a sin here. Please.
287
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:46,583
-Yes.
-Fine.
288
00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:48,708
It's okay.
289
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:51,333
Find out who those scoundrels are.
290
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,917
We'll deal with them later.
291
00:14:55,042 --> 00:14:57,500
No, no, he always mixes up
his words.
292
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,708
He means we'll distribute
the meals later.
293
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,667
Popsi, I already know a boy.
294
00:15:03,042 --> 00:15:05,000
What is his father's name?
295
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:06,375
Yeah...
296
00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,083
Brij Kishore Trivedi.
297
00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,500
-Him?
-Yes.
298
00:15:11,042 --> 00:15:12,042
Do you know him?
299
00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:14,500
I love you, my child!
300
00:15:15,042 --> 00:15:16,625
You know what,
301
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,792
go meet up with the boy.
302
00:15:18,917 --> 00:15:21,042
Sing songs, go on dates,
do whatever you like.
303
00:15:21,125 --> 00:15:22,375
-Go on.
-Love you, Popsi.
304
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,083
Go on.
305
00:15:24,583 --> 00:15:27,542
Look at this.
We are screwed.
306
00:15:27,667 --> 00:15:31,000
Is Brij Kishore's killer on his way?
307
00:15:31,083 --> 00:15:32,708
He's already on his way.
308
00:15:33,708 --> 00:15:35,917
Bro, his car is approaching.
309
00:15:36,042 --> 00:15:37,458
We'll run him off the road.
310
00:15:47,667 --> 00:15:49,208
Thank you, sir, for dropping me off.
311
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,625
Forget it. Keep going.
312
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,417
Pick up.
313
00:16:04,792 --> 00:16:07,208
Hello? Pick up, you fool!
314
00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:14,958
-Pick up. Pick up.
-What's wrong?
315
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,083
He isn't picking up, sir.
316
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:19,000
If he doesn't pick up,
I will kill you.
317
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,250
Grandpa, you're not ticklish at all.
318
00:16:44,542 --> 00:16:46,083
Stop, stop!
319
00:16:53,250 --> 00:16:54,208
Stop, stop...
320
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,792
What happened, sir?
321
00:16:56,042 --> 00:16:57,792
Not you, I was talking to him.
He's tickling me.
322
00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:01,208
-You fool! He's safe.
-Why, you...
323
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,125
He's safe, sir. He's safe.
324
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:08,542
We are safe too.
325
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,833
Hello, Sahil.
326
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:15,958
Pops.
327
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:19,375
I'm planning another celebration
before celebrating your victory.
328
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:22,792
You know girls are crazy about me.
329
00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:25,042
I am thinking about
making one of them lucky.
330
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,167
Her name is Pihu.
331
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,208
We have to go meet her parents.
332
00:17:29,333 --> 00:17:31,708
Great. That's a good thing.
333
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:34,042
If you like her,
then let's go meet her tomorrow.
334
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,083
I am Kanta, sister of Shantaram.
335
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:46,083
He slipped and fell into a well.
336
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,417
And I realised
that I am the perfect candidate
337
00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:51,708
to deep clean, sweep
and swab this luxurious property.
338
00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,042
Mister, I need this job.
339
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,750
I have little children.
340
00:17:57,333 --> 00:17:58,333
Can I?
341
00:17:59,458 --> 00:18:02,167
Sahil will join us
after he's parked the car.
342
00:18:02,417 --> 00:18:04,083
You have a splendid house.
343
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,292
Mr. KBC...
344
00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:12,917
Hello?
345
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:18,458
I think he doesn't like us.
346
00:18:18,583 --> 00:18:19,708
That's a good thing.
End of this relationship.
347
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,792
Yes, let's go.
348
00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:23,625
Very glad to meet you.
349
00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,833
Very glad.
350
00:18:25,958 --> 00:18:28,792
Sahil was absolutely right
about Pihu.
351
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,708
You have a very beautiful daughter.
352
00:18:32,458 --> 00:18:33,625
Not like you.
353
00:18:33,750 --> 00:18:35,333
Don't be confused.
354
00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:39,875
She will look exactly like me
with a moustache.
355
00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:43,375
Look, Sahil is here.
356
00:18:50,125 --> 00:18:51,667
Hello. Hello.
357
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,167
Uncle...
358
00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,667
we met at the temple.
359
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,458
Seemed like someone asked him
to smile for a picture.
360
00:19:04,583 --> 00:19:07,167
The photographer left
and he froze in this expression.
361
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,667
Smile, please.
362
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:14,083
That's what you said
about my father.
363
00:19:17,875 --> 00:19:20,667
-Is he your boyfriend?
-Yes.
364
00:19:21,042 --> 00:19:23,250
Okay, guys.
This relationship is cancelled.
365
00:19:23,375 --> 00:19:24,917
-What?
-Yes, cancelled.
366
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,417
"Will look exactly like you
with a moustache."
367
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:33,833
-I just love that.
-Hold on a minute, man.
368
00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:36,292
Popsi, what's wrong with Sahil?
369
00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:39,792
-What has he done?
-Ask him what he has done.
370
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:42,292
He was making fun of my father.
371
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:43,792
Weren't you?
372
00:19:43,917 --> 00:19:47,292
Look, uncle.
I know I made a mistake.
373
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:52,042
I beg you
and your father for forgiveness.
374
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:53,167
Really?
375
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:57,208
Well, I will forgive you.
376
00:19:58,042 --> 00:19:59,500
But here's an idea.
377
00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:01,542
Apologise to my father.
378
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,458
If he forgives you,
379
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:05,292
then your wedding is fixed.
380
00:20:05,417 --> 00:20:06,542
Of course.
381
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:16,833
But how will I know
if he's forgiven me?
382
00:20:17,458 --> 00:20:19,000
Popsi, this is not fair.
383
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,958
How is it not fair?
384
00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:22,542
He said it himself
385
00:20:22,708 --> 00:20:24,083
that he will apologise to my father.
386
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:25,750
So, let him apologise.
387
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:27,000
If my father forgives him,
388
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,958
you two can get married.
Come on.
389
00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,083
-Go on. Go on.
-I will. I will.
390
00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:00,250
Mr. Chaupala... Grandpa.
391
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:03,500
I know I made a huge mistake.
392
00:21:04,292 --> 00:21:06,125
I unknowingly made fun of you.
393
00:21:06,667 --> 00:21:09,833
But please
find the heart to forgive me
394
00:21:10,292 --> 00:21:12,250
so that I can marry Pihu.
395
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:14,792
Give us a sign
so they know you forgave me.
396
00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:17,583
Anything.
397
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:19,042
Even a small one...
398
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:21,083
Anything at all, Grandpa.
399
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,708
Got it! I got it!
400
00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,875
I got a sign from him.
401
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
I got it.
402
00:21:45,125 --> 00:21:48,125
That gust of wind
has brought good news.
403
00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,500
Grandpa has forgiven me.
404
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:51,167
Grandpa has forgiven me.
405
00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:54,083
-How do you know?
-How do you think I know?
406
00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,333
The whole of Delhi knows by now.
407
00:21:55,458 --> 00:21:57,875
Grandpa had radish for breakfast,
didn't he?
408
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,458
Even a COVID patient
could have smelled that.
409
00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:00,708
-You don't believe me?
-No.
410
00:22:00,833 --> 00:22:02,917
-Come, smell it yourself.
-No, no, I agree! I agree!
411
00:22:03,042 --> 00:22:04,667
How can you agree?
412
00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,167
This is cheating.
413
00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,042
This is cheating.
It's cheating. No, no!
414
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,792
Look, you are wise.
415
00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:13,542
Focus on the mango
and not the seed.
416
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,250
I mean, focus on the father,
not the son.
417
00:22:17,083 --> 00:22:18,708
For this father's sake,
418
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:22,042
please say yes.
419
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:26,167
Okay.
420
00:22:26,292 --> 00:22:27,583
Congratulations.
421
00:22:27,708 --> 00:22:29,208
Congratulations.
422
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:31,083
Let's prepare for the engagement.
423
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,542
Congratulations.
424
00:22:53,667 --> 00:22:55,292
God bless you.
425
00:22:55,417 --> 00:22:57,042
Music!
426
00:23:14,583 --> 00:23:20,042
♪ Can't stop dancing
When the beat kicks in ♪
427
00:23:21,625 --> 00:23:24,500
♪ Can't stop dancing
When the beat kicks in ♪
428
00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:28,625
♪ With your moves... ♪
429
00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:33,042
♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪
430
00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:36,417
♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪
431
00:23:36,542 --> 00:23:39,667
♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪
432
00:23:39,792 --> 00:23:43,625
♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪
433
00:23:44,625 --> 00:23:47,875
♪ Let's get drunk ♪
434
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,208
♪ And celebrate
This beautiful friendship ♪
435
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:54,417
♪ Let's get drunk ♪
436
00:23:54,542 --> 00:23:57,833
♪ And celebrate
This beautiful friendship ♪
437
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:00,958
♪ Let's dance the night away today ♪
438
00:24:01,042 --> 00:24:04,250
♪ With your moves... ♪
439
00:24:04,375 --> 00:24:07,833
♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪
440
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:10,833
♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪
441
00:24:10,958 --> 00:24:13,000
♪ Rock the floor with your moves ♪
442
00:24:13,083 --> 00:24:14,958
Hey, wait a minute.
443
00:24:15,042 --> 00:24:16,542
Pop... Pop!
444
00:24:16,667 --> 00:24:17,708
Stop the music!
445
00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,000
Stop the music!
446
00:24:19,292 --> 00:24:20,958
Pops! Call someone!
447
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,708
Waiter!
448
00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:23,917
Not the waiter, you fool.
449
00:24:24,042 --> 00:24:25,208
Call an ambulance.
450
00:24:25,333 --> 00:24:27,333
Ambulance!
451
00:24:27,458 --> 00:24:28,833
Pops, hold on.
452
00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:31,292
The ambulance has arrived.
453
00:24:32,042 --> 00:24:33,250
Are you guys high?
454
00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:35,083
Over here.
455
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,083
What do you think you're doing?
456
00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:40,042
Lay a finger on my father
and you will regret it!
457
00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:41,375
Take him away.
458
00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,708
Quickly.
459
00:24:45,125 --> 00:24:46,417
Everything will be all right.
460
00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,208
Doctor.
461
00:24:52,583 --> 00:24:54,625
You are too late.
I am sorry.
462
00:24:55,917 --> 00:24:57,292
No, no, this is not possible.
463
00:24:57,417 --> 00:24:58,542
Pops cannot leave us.
464
00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:01,042
Oh, no!
Your father is absolutely fine.
465
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,792
We were giving a 70% discount
until yesterday
466
00:25:02,958 --> 00:25:05,542
to our prime members
for a heart attack.
467
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,042
You would have benefitted
468
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,583
if he had had
a heart attack yesterday.
469
00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:10,958
So, you are late.
470
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,125
You missed it, bro.
471
00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:16,667
-Why, you bloody--
-No, no, brother!
472
00:25:16,792 --> 00:25:18,125
Let's go see Pops.
473
00:25:18,958 --> 00:25:20,542
Why, you...
474
00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:23,000
Sorry, Papa.
475
00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:25,250
We mistook your heart attack
for dance.
476
00:25:25,500 --> 00:25:27,250
It's okay.
477
00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,292
Now, listen to me.
478
00:25:29,417 --> 00:25:31,125
You have to complete
479
00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,833
all the pre-wedding rituals
and ceremonies.
480
00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:39,250
-Hello, Brij Kishore.
-Hello, sir.
481
00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:41,000
Hello, Sahil.
482
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:43,125
Hello, Balwan.
483
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,667
Sahil, I just spoke with the doctor.
484
00:25:47,375 --> 00:25:51,000
The senior leaders of the party
have decided
485
00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,333
to give Brij Kishore some rest.
486
00:25:53,625 --> 00:25:56,208
So, one of you must be the candidate
487
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:58,542
in the upcoming elections.
488
00:25:59,833 --> 00:26:03,250
The party has taken
the right decision.
489
00:26:03,875 --> 00:26:06,500
My son will be a candidate
in the elections.
490
00:26:07,042 --> 00:26:11,208
And I request the party
491
00:26:11,708 --> 00:26:13,042
to let my son...
492
00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:35,083
Sahil take my place
in the elections.
493
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,583
Me?
494
00:26:40,208 --> 00:26:42,333
-Sahil.
-Thank you, Pops.
495
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,458
What bullshit is this?
496
00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:46,250
Brother, what are you saying?
497
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,458
It's Pops. Show some respect.
498
00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:49,750
Respect.
499
00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,833
Respect. Right.
500
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
You are right.
501
00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:54,500
-I'll show him respect.
-Yes.
502
00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:55,833
Please shut up!
503
00:26:56,583 --> 00:26:58,583
-Please shut up!
-Balwan--
504
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,667
Since childhood...
505
00:27:06,792 --> 00:27:09,625
you have given all my things to him,
but did I object?
506
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,083
But now...
507
00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:16,042
-Move. Move.
-Yes. This.
508
00:27:17,167 --> 00:27:19,667
He has always pushed me aside.
509
00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,417
Sidelined me.
510
00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:25,250
You gave him my share of clothes,
toys and love.
511
00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:27,375
But did I object? No.
512
00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,833
But now...
513
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:33,083
Look down. Look down.
514
00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:35,833
I have always been looked down upon
all my life.
515
00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:39,375
I never looked you in the eye,
but now...
516
00:27:41,083 --> 00:27:42,458
Lift your leg.
517
00:27:42,583 --> 00:27:44,208
-Lift your leg!
-I won't. I won't.
518
00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:48,167
I fed you these apples, pears,
519
00:27:48,292 --> 00:27:49,750
and took care of you.
520
00:27:49,917 --> 00:27:51,208
But now...
521
00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:54,833
Balwan, what is this?
522
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,500
Have you lost your mind?
523
00:27:56,625 --> 00:27:57,917
Let me explain to you, son.
524
00:27:58,042 --> 00:27:59,292
Let me explain.
525
00:27:59,542 --> 00:28:00,750
The election ticket
should be offered
526
00:28:00,917 --> 00:28:02,958
to his real son, right?
527
00:28:03,417 --> 00:28:05,500
-Balwan!
-I am going to say it, Father.
528
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,458
Listen to me carefully.
529
00:28:07,583 --> 00:28:09,375
You were lied to, boy.
530
00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:12,083
You have been lied to all your life.
531
00:28:12,208 --> 00:28:17,708
The truth is you are... not his son!
532
00:28:17,833 --> 00:28:20,542
Not his son!
533
00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:21,958
Not his son!
534
00:28:22,042 --> 00:28:23,792
Not his son!
535
00:28:49,792 --> 00:28:51,792
Do you know who my pop is?
536
00:28:54,458 --> 00:28:57,000
Do you know who my pop is?
537
00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,667
Do you know who my pop is?
538
00:29:09,542 --> 00:29:11,708
It's terrible what happened to you.
539
00:29:12,042 --> 00:29:17,250
Well, I am going to make you
mix up words today.
540
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,083
Say "pencil."
541
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:22,250
Pencil.
542
00:29:22,375 --> 00:29:24,125
This wedding is cancelled.
543
00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:26,833
Popsi, why are you doing this?
544
00:29:26,958 --> 00:29:28,833
I am doing the right thing.
545
00:29:29,250 --> 00:29:31,167
A man is known by his father's seed,
546
00:29:31,292 --> 00:29:33,917
not his deeds.
547
00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:36,417
A surname is important.
548
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,833
This is not done, uncle.
549
00:29:37,958 --> 00:29:39,583
Tell him, Pihu.
What's in a name?
550
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,292
My childhood friend is named Khushi,
551
00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:43,042
but I have never seen her happy.
552
00:29:43,125 --> 00:29:44,125
The other is Pratham,
553
00:29:44,250 --> 00:29:46,542
who has never come first
in anything in life.
554
00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:47,792
The third one is Aakash,
555
00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:49,542
but he lives on the ground floor.
556
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:53,000
And not just them.
That opposition leader, Malik,
557
00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,417
his dog's name means "man."
558
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,750
Listen to me.
559
00:29:57,042 --> 00:30:00,500
I fixed my daughter's wedding
with you,
560
00:30:00,667 --> 00:30:05,000
because you were
Brij Kishore Bhawani Trivedi's son.
561
00:30:05,083 --> 00:30:07,292
You are no more "Bhawani Trivedi."
562
00:30:07,417 --> 00:30:10,042
So you're not even worth
a penny now.
563
00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:12,708
Popsi, but we love each other.
564
00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,708
Listen to me, girl!
565
00:30:14,833 --> 00:30:17,250
Remember to keep your hands away.
566
00:30:17,875 --> 00:30:19,875
And listen.
567
00:30:20,500 --> 00:30:23,250
If you want to marry my daughter,
568
00:30:23,750 --> 00:30:27,625
then go find who that cad is.
569
00:30:27,750 --> 00:30:29,000
You mean "dad."
570
00:30:29,083 --> 00:30:31,583
-That's when you smack someone.
-That's "slap."
571
00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,042
-That's what singers do.
-That's "sing."
572
00:30:34,167 --> 00:30:36,250
-It's what tailors do.
-That's "sew."
573
00:30:36,375 --> 00:30:39,875
That's a mother's husband.
574
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,500
That's "dad!"
575
00:30:41,667 --> 00:30:43,375
Okay, my bad.
576
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,542
Listen, boy.
577
00:30:45,833 --> 00:30:49,417
If you want to marry my daughter,
578
00:30:49,542 --> 00:30:52,833
go find out...
579
00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:56,833
who your dad is.
580
00:31:08,250 --> 00:31:10,458
Yes!
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