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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,046 --> 00:00:07,590 PEACEMAKER: Previously in The Suicide Squad... 2 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:10,176 AMANDA WALLER: This is Christopher Smith, known as Peacemaker. 3 00:00:10,260 --> 00:00:11,386 His father was a soldier 4 00:00:11,386 --> 00:00:14,055 who trained his son how to kill from the moment he was born. 5 00:00:14,139 --> 00:00:15,390 You fail to follow my orders 6 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:17,058 and I detonate the explosive device 7 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,184 in the base of your skull. 8 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:19,602 Your mission 9 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,398 is to destroy every trace of Project Starfish. 10 00:00:23,398 --> 00:00:24,983 I cherish peace with all my heart. 11 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:26,693 - (GROANS) - (GRUNTS) 12 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:28,403 I don't care how many men, women, and children 13 00:00:28,403 --> 00:00:29,571 I need to kill to get it. 14 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,197 RATCATCHER: Who are you going to show that to? 15 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:32,574 Press. People deserve to know. 16 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,033 I can't let you do that, Colonel. 17 00:00:34,117 --> 00:00:35,368 Miss Waller charged me with making sure 18 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,703 those records don't level this building. 19 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,913 - (PIPE CLANGS) - (BOTH GRUNT) 20 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,707 (GROANS, CHOKES) 21 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:41,916 (BOTH GRUNT) 22 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:47,505 (WEAKLY) "Peacemaker." What a joke. 23 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,633 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 24 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:51,801 (EXPLOSION) 25 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,722 (GROANS) 26 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,849 Project Starfish. It's headed towards the city, 27 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:00,560 and I think it wants to feed on as many people as it can. 28 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:02,145 WALLER: Not our problem. We've achieved the objective. 29 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,274 What are you doing, Task Force X? 30 00:01:06,274 --> 00:01:08,401 Turn around now, goddamn it! 31 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:10,612 This is your last motherfuckin' warning! 32 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:11,946 - (CONTROLS BEEPING) - (GRUNTS) 33 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:15,784 - (JOHN ECONOMOS EXHALES HEAVILY) - Task Force X. 34 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:18,787 Your clearest path is Calle Aguero. 35 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:21,623 ♪ (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 36 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,374 - (EXHALES SHARPLY) - (HANDCUFFS CLICKING) 37 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,419 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 38 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:29,923 DOCTOR: You're shot and a building falls on you, 39 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:33,593 and all you have to replace is a clavicle? 40 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,053 You're the luckiest man alive. (SIGHS) 41 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,848 - Can I ask you something, Doc? - Sure. 42 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,975 Can you maybe up the contrast on the X-ray a little more 43 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:42,435 to show the definition in my muscles? 44 00:01:42,519 --> 00:01:44,103 This makes me look like one of those guys 45 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:45,188 who works out only thinking about bulk. 46 00:01:45,188 --> 00:01:47,273 I put a lot of time into my small muscle groups, 47 00:01:47,357 --> 00:01:50,652 and according to this, it was just... wasted effort. 48 00:01:51,736 --> 00:01:53,696 It's not for your Tinder profile, Chris. 49 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:55,323 You've healed well, 50 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,825 but you're still gonna have to take it easy. 51 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:59,536 Try to avoid lifting your right elbow 52 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:00,787 - above your shoulder. - Sure. 53 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:02,247 So, as long as you agree 54 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:04,290 to keep up with the physical therapy, 55 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:06,167 I'm discharging you. 56 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:08,253 So, I can leave? 57 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:12,131 Go home. 58 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:14,759 Enjoy life. 59 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:18,972 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 60 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,103 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT) 61 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,522 Psst. 62 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,065 Jamil! 63 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:31,234 I don't have any weed on me, man. 64 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:34,153 - That was a one-time thing-- - It's not that, man. 65 00:02:34,237 --> 00:02:35,655 Doctor said I was free to go. 66 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,286 - Congratulations? - Jamil, you cool? 67 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,496 - What does that mean? - Dude, can I trust you? 68 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,039 - No. - No? 69 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:46,416 Uh, I don't know you, man! 70 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,459 - Dude, I really need somebody I can trust-- - Don't trust me, man. 71 00:02:48,543 --> 00:02:50,670 We smoked weed together, man. I was in a fuckin' wheelchair! 72 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,213 I can't pretend like that wasn't a nice moment, 73 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,548 but that doesn't make me trustworthy. 74 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:54,382 - I ain't trustworthy worth shit. - What? 75 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,342 Why do you think I'm mopping floors, bro? 76 00:02:56,426 --> 00:02:57,760 - I went to MIT. I don't like the responsibility. - (MUTTERS) 77 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,013 - You went to MIT? - Oh, yeah. 78 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,681 - The fuck are you doing here? - That's my fucking point, man! 79 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,057 Why aren't you listening to me? 80 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:04,976 Fine! Fuck it. Don't be trustworthy, 81 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,353 just let me ask you a question, and don't tell anybody about it, okay? 82 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,855 I would never betray a secret. 83 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,065 That is the opposite of everything you've been saying. 84 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,067 Truth is, I'm supposed to be in prison. 85 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,111 - For what? - Superhero shit. 86 00:03:15,111 --> 00:03:18,406 - (CHUCKLES) You're a superhero? - PEACEMAKER: Yeah. 87 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:19,240 You're kinda bulky to be a superhero, aren't you? 88 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,075 Bulky? What the fuck you mean, "bulky"? 89 00:03:21,159 --> 00:03:22,493 Well, most superheroes have a gymnast body. 90 00:03:22,577 --> 00:03:24,412 - They're ready to go. - I'm ready to go! 91 00:03:24,412 --> 00:03:26,748 - What superhero are you? - Peacemaker. 92 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,750 - Get outta here, motherfucker! - You a fan? 93 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:30,919 There's no superhero called Peacemaker. 94 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:32,712 - Dude, I'm fuckin' famous. - Not that famous. 95 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,297 - Aquaman, he's famous. - Fuck Aquaman! 96 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:37,133 No, man, don't say that. Why say that? 97 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,760 He bangs chicks? Good for him. 98 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,511 He fucks dudes? Got no problem with that. 99 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:42,931 He starts fuckin' fish? That's taking it a step too far. 100 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,934 - Aquaman fucks fish? - Yeah. 101 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,477 - I don't believe it. - (SCOFFS) 102 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:48,436 A guy on Twitter works for the aquarium, 103 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:50,647 said for 50 bucks, he brings him in the back 104 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,273 so he can have his way with a sturgeon. 105 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,274 I refuse to believe that. 106 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,777 And I refuse to believe that @PepetheFrog89 107 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,071 is lying to me for no reason. 108 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,740 Fine. If you're a superhero, what were you in prison for? 109 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:01,783 Integrity. 110 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,785 I made a vow to have peace, 111 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,620 no matter how many people I have to kill to get it. 112 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,373 - Oh, Peacemaker! - Yes! 113 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,333 - You're that racist superhero! - No! 114 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,460 - You only kill minorities, man! - (PEACEMAKER CHUCKLING) 115 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,461 I killed a fair amount of white people too! 116 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:16,130 The ratio is suspect, is all I have to say! 117 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,424 - If somebody's committing a crime... - Yes? 118 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,218 ...am I supposed to control what their ethnicity is? 119 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,970 No. But you need to watch white people 120 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,846 as closely as you watch people of color, 121 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,807 so you see more of them committing crimes! 122 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:26,808 Fine. That's-- That's a good point. 123 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,434 I will trust white people less in the future, 124 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:31,771 and kill a higher percentage of 'em. Are you satisfied? 125 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:36,651 Yes. Thank you. Now, what do you need? 126 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,610 Doctor said I was free to go, 127 00:04:37,694 --> 00:04:39,404 so technically, I should go back to prison. 128 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:42,323 What I need to know is, 129 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,324 on the DL, is there anybody out there looking for me? 130 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,577 JAMIL: Not that I heard of, man. 131 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:49,247 - No cops outside, nothin'? - I ain't seen no cops. 132 00:04:50,039 --> 00:04:52,375 I'm thinkin'... I can just go? 133 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,713 Why not? 134 00:04:56,713 --> 00:05:00,550 ♪ (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 135 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,319 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 136 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,489 - (PHONE RINGING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 137 00:05:27,368 --> 00:05:30,079 (SCOFFS) Guy's a total douchebag. 138 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,666 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 139 00:05:37,336 --> 00:05:40,465 ♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 140 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,308 ♪ (INTENSE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 141 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:51,392 Go. Drive. 142 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:07,158 Yes! (GRUNTS) 143 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:09,118 ♪ ("DO YA WANNA TASTE IT" BY WIG WAM PLAYING) ♪ 144 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,871 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 145 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:24,133 ♪ Get it on, get it on top Make a move extreme ♪ 146 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:26,677 ♪ Make a pose It's a shortcut to your dreams ♪ 147 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:29,430 ♪ I float straight to the stars On that flying thing ♪ 148 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,267 ♪ Getting high, getting brave Getting snow-blind ♪ 149 00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:36,395 ♪ Game set, go Pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪ 150 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:37,688 ♪ In a world beyond ♪ 151 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,941 ♪ Get a beat, got a heat On a phony string ♪ 152 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:45,196 ♪ Tear your world apart Once the magic starts ♪ 153 00:06:45,196 --> 00:06:49,033 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 154 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,201 ♪ What's going up Must come down ♪ 155 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,453 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 156 00:06:54,288 --> 00:06:55,748 ♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪ 157 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,792 ♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪ 158 00:06:57,792 --> 00:07:00,461 ♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪ 159 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,297 ♪ But you Dancing with blinkers on ♪ 160 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,008 ♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪ 161 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:09,554 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 162 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:10,721 ♪ What's going up Must come down ♪ 163 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:15,184 ♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ 164 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,602 ♪ Baby, you're losing ground ♪ 165 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,688 ♪ Blind to what You'll soon become ♪ 166 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,398 ♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪ 167 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:23,401 ♪ But you Dancing with blinkers on ♪ 168 00:07:23,401 --> 00:07:26,320 ♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪ 169 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:27,780 (SCREECHES) 170 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,366 - ♪ (SONG ENDS) ♪ - (SCREECHING CONTINUES) 171 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:37,999 - (TRAFFIC NOISE) - (BIRDSONG) 172 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:45,673 (DOOR OPENING) 173 00:07:45,673 --> 00:07:48,259 - KEEYA ADEBAYO: Oh. - I thought I was gonna be like James Bond now. 174 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:50,303 - We made it. Hey. Come on. - (SIGHS) 175 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,304 Yes. 176 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,015 - (BARKS) - Does this look like James Bond to you? 177 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:57,185 - KEEYA: Come on. - Man, I wanted champagne in the bathtub, 178 00:07:57,185 --> 00:07:58,436 and some Octopussies and shit. 179 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:01,606 Okay, girl, you better not be getting any Octopussies 180 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,024 - while we're up here. - (CHUCKLES) 181 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:04,317 What is an Octopussy anyway? 182 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,403 Uh, that's who Maud Adams played in the movie. 183 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:09,655 KEEYA: Okay, so she had eight pussies? 184 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,199 (CHUCKLES) As far as I know, she only had one pussy. 185 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:13,409 - That's just her name. - (CHUCKLES) Okay. 186 00:08:13,409 --> 00:08:16,412 This might be a good time for me to bring up... 187 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:18,873 I've been thinkin'. 188 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,876 If we have a kid, I'd like to name her Octopussy. 189 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:26,839 - (CHUCKLES) Oh, is that so? Really? - Yes so. And if it's a boy, 190 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,091 - Sharknado. - (CHUCKLES) Oh, okay. 191 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,676 Well, I hope then that it's a boy, 192 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,304 because, um, I don't think my parents would be too happy 193 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,056 with a granddaughter named "Octopussy." 194 00:08:35,056 --> 00:08:36,390 - Really? 'Cause I think... - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 195 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,643 ...Lois and Chuck would love that. (CHUCKLES) 196 00:08:42,271 --> 00:08:44,941 - (EXHALES SHARPLY) - What's wrong? 197 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:45,608 - ♪ (FORLORN MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - Just worried. 198 00:08:47,693 --> 00:08:49,612 This job of yours, it might be dangerous, or-- 199 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:53,074 They got me filing papers and making reservations. 200 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,117 I hope it stays that way. 201 00:08:55,201 --> 00:09:01,207 Keeya, this is just a paycheck. It's just for now. 202 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,417 I know that I'm not made for this shit. 203 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:05,795 I'll save up a little, then we'll go back home. 204 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,672 - Okay. - Okay? 205 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:09,715 - You promise? - I got you. (CHUCKLES) 206 00:09:10,591 --> 00:09:11,676 I got you back. 207 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:14,053 (INHALES DEEPLY) 208 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,013 (PHONE BUZZING) 209 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:20,476 I gotta go. 210 00:09:22,353 --> 00:09:24,522 - Right now? - LEOTA ADEBAYO: Yeah. 211 00:09:24,522 --> 00:09:26,524 - Okay. Love you. - LEOTA: Love you too. 212 00:09:27,358 --> 00:09:31,153 - (DOOR OPENING, CLOSING) - (SIGHS) 213 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:34,615 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 214 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,492 - CAB DRIVER: Here? - Yeah. 215 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,079 Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) 216 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,123 So, uh-- 217 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:45,293 So I have this. It's, uh, it's Corto Maltese money. 218 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,628 But I have no idea how much it is. 219 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:51,507 Come on. You look like a scratch lottery guy. 220 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:54,135 Make a game of it. Take it to the bank. 221 00:09:54,135 --> 00:09:56,345 See how much it's worth. Maybe it's 50 cents, 222 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,888 but maybe it's a million bucks. 223 00:09:58,556 --> 00:10:00,308 It ain't a million bucks. 224 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:02,560 What's in the bag? 225 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:07,356 (ENGINE REVVING) 226 00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:10,985 ♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 227 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:13,571 (DOG BARKING) 228 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:21,162 (DISTANT SHOUTING) 229 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,711 (LOCK CLICKS, RATTLES) 230 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:31,589 (DOG CONTINUES BARKING) 231 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:45,811 (SIGHS) 232 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:51,734 (CHILDREN LAUGHING, SHOUTING) 233 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:01,118 (DOG BARKING) 234 00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,332 (GRUNTS) 235 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:13,547 - (HEAVY THUD) - (GROANS) Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck. 236 00:11:14,423 --> 00:11:15,758 (GROANS) 237 00:11:18,135 --> 00:11:20,054 (EXHALING HEAVILY) 238 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:27,603 (SIGHS) 239 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,566 (EXHALES) 240 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,738 (GROANS) 241 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,413 Dad? 242 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:47,581 Fuck! 243 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,792 (SIGHS) 244 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:53,629 (EXHALES HEAVILY) 245 00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,342 (SIGHS) 246 00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,264 - (PHONE BEEPING) - VIGILANTE: (OVER PHONE) Yo, man, 247 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,932 it's Vigilante, what up? 248 00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:08,102 VIGILANTE: Uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go out on a team-up tonight. 249 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:10,104 - (PHONE BEEPING) - VIGILANTE: Peacemaker! 250 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,022 Uh, It's your BFF Vigilante here. 251 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:13,357 - What's goin' on, man? - (SCOFFS) 252 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,984 VIGILANTE: Uh, what do you say we go cruise 253 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,818 some crime and some bitches, 254 00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,445 whichever comes first? Uh, BFF stands 255 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,072 - for "Best Friends For--" - (PHONE BEEPING) 256 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,073 - (AUDIENCE CHEERING OVER TV) - VIGILANTE: P, it's V! 257 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,410 Are you watching this game, dude? It is so-- 258 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,703 - (PHONE BEEPING) - VIGILANTE: Dude, uh, 259 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,329 I realize in that last message, uh, 260 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,999 I called you P and me V, 261 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,792 as if you were a penis and I was a vagina. 262 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,378 Uh, that, like, definitely was-- It was not my intention-- 263 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,672 - (MUTTERS) - (PHONE BEEPING) 264 00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,715 VIGILANTE: Peacemaker, it's Vigilante. I just got the scoop 265 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:41,218 on a big heroin shipment coming in tonight! 266 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,720 - Let's go down there... - Dude, don't be saying that shit on my phone, man! 267 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,305 - What the fuck? - ...motherfuckers' heads off! 268 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,057 - (PHONE BEEPING) - (SIGHS) 269 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,477 - (GUN COCKING) - Stay where you are, Smith. 270 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:50,895 - ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (GUN COCKING) 271 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:56,901 (DOOR OPENING) 272 00:12:59,236 --> 00:13:00,196 Fuck. 273 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:03,115 Fuck! I knew it was fucking too good to be true! 274 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,744 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! My life fuckin' sucks. 275 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:06,911 I mean... 276 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,663 Ah, fuck! Ah, nah, I'm fu-- 277 00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:13,292 I'm-- I'm-- I'm good. I'm fucking-- I'm good. 278 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:14,835 Fuck! 279 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,837 You only served four years of your 30-year sentence, 280 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,507 and you thought we were just gonna let you go scot-free? 281 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:23,177 Yeah. I killed Rick Flag for you people! 282 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:24,178 No one ever told you to kill Flag. 283 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,680 Waller said do whatever I had to do to make sure 284 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,349 those Project Starfish files didn't get out. 285 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:29,975 - I made the only choice I could. - (BOTTLES CLINKING) 286 00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:33,145 Funny, for you, how often the only choice and killing people coincides. 287 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,688 - (CLANKING CONTINUES) - What the fuck is he doing? 288 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:38,192 I have low blood sugar, okay? So I'm dizzy. 289 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,527 You showed you were loyal. 290 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:42,029 You're a born killer with expertise 291 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,198 in every weapon known to humankind, 292 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,867 and you've had experience in black ops around the globe, 293 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,120 so I'm giving you the chance to stay out of prison 294 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,331 - and work for me. - (SCOFFS) And you are? 295 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,458 Name's Murn. 296 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,502 - Clemson Murn? - That's right. 297 00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,880 I report directly to Amanda Waller. 298 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:02,841 This is Harcourt, who you may know 299 00:14:02,925 --> 00:14:04,718 from Waller's team at Belle Reve. 300 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,179 She'll be your handler in the field. 301 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,973 John Economos, who you may also know, 302 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,224 is tech and tactics. 303 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,850 Hey, dude, you're eating four-year-old olives 304 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,520 - out of my fuckin' fridge. - (GAGS) 305 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,897 And this is our new recruit, Leota Adebayo, 306 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,691 which means she'll be doing most everything else. 307 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,944 Glad to be here. Ready to kick some ass, sir. 308 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,822 And really lookin' forward to gettin' to know all of you. 309 00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,783 Even you, Peacemaker. 310 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,911 Uh, even though you're not the best guy in the world. 311 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:33,872 And Economos, you seem like you're very easy to talk to. 312 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:36,750 - (CHUCKLES) - LEOTA: So I look forward to working with you. 313 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,545 Harcourt, I feel like, because we're the only women here, 314 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,255 we have to have each other's back. 315 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:43,882 Anything you need, I got you. 316 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:48,429 And, Mr. Murn, I have to say your outfits are really dapper. 317 00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,098 I'm really excited to be here, and I promise 318 00:14:51,098 --> 00:14:52,850 you're not gonna regret this. 319 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,560 I know inside my mind 320 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,729 I'm not supposed to be giving a speech, 321 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,940 but sometimes my mouth just does what it wants, so... 322 00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,277 Close mouth. I'm bitin' my tongue right now. 323 00:15:04,820 --> 00:15:06,071 Not gonna talk again. 324 00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:08,240 (WHISPERS) I'm done talking. 325 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:12,286 (SCOFFS) What's the op? 326 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,495 (CLICKS TONGUE) Domestic situation, 327 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,123 known as Project Butterfly. 328 00:15:16,123 --> 00:15:17,791 As I recall, you guys aren't particularly creative 329 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,460 with the case file names. 330 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,129 Project Starfish was a giant walkin' starfish. 331 00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:24,256 So, what, am I fighting a Mothra now? (CHUCKLES) 332 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:27,468 I am? 333 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,511 I'm fightin' a Mothra? What the fuck do I fight a Mothra with? 334 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,138 That's not what it is. 335 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,848 - Can I get a jetpack? - No. 336 00:15:32,848 --> 00:15:34,808 How the fuck am I supposed to fight a Mothra 337 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:35,809 - without a jetpack? - It's not a Mothra. 338 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,936 Still, my desire for a jetpack remains, 339 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,772 'cause you got me all excited about it. 340 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,607 We need you to do contract work. 341 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,818 - Kill people? - Bad people. 342 00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,696 - Whom we call Butterflies. - (EXHALES) What if I say no? 343 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,697 You'll have to return to Belle Reve. 344 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:50,699 What's to keep me from splittin'? 345 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,076 We still have that bomb in your head 346 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,411 to track you with, and if that fails, 347 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,038 we'll blow you the hell up. 348 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,127 (SIGHS) 349 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,131 (INHALES SHARPLY) We'll meet you for dinner tonight. 350 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:07,591 Seven-thirty at-- Where is it? 351 00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,551 Fennel Fields on Manchester Road. 352 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,304 And the mozzarella sticks... (CLICKS FINGERS) ...are dope. 353 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,391 Enjoy my food, Dye-Beard. 354 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,017 - (SCOFFS) It's not dyed. - (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah, sure. 355 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:20,104 Hard edge of two-tone gray and Magic Marker brown, 356 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,523 - that's natural. - (CHUCKLES) No. 357 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,524 I'll be there. 358 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,693 I just gotta swing by my dad's and get Eagly. 359 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:28,070 Who's Eagly? 360 00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:31,031 Don't you do your research? He's my sidekick. 361 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:34,743 ♪ ("WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF ROCK AND ROLL" BY FOXY SHAZAM PLAYING) ♪ 362 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,336 ♪ Welcome to the Church Of rock and roll ♪ 363 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:45,879 ♪ Welcome to the Church Of rock and roll ♪ 364 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:56,390 ♪ Welcome to the Church Of rock and roll ♪ 365 00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,268 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 366 00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:05,232 - ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 367 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,901 (DOG BARKING) 368 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,070 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 369 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,371 You that Peacemaker guy? 370 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,124 - Yeah. - Evil supervillain. 371 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,501 Not a supervillain. That's a misconception. 372 00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,461 - I'm a superhero. - (LAUGHS) 373 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,422 Batman is a superhero. 374 00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,758 Yeah? Joe Blaggadashiocentro is a dude workin' 375 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,259 - in his fuckin' garden. - Joe who? 376 00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:34,261 Point is just 'cause some other dumb motherfucker is out there 377 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:37,931 with shears, clippin' roses, doesn't mean you aren't, huh? 378 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:38,932 If you're gonna make up a person, 379 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,518 why make up a person with such a long name? 380 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,645 I'm so sorry, 381 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,314 I don't spend all my fucking time 382 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,482 thinking of realistic-sounding last names, 383 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,692 you wrinkly old fuck! 384 00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:52,654 Hey, Dad. 385 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,784 (SIGHS) 386 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:58,160 (SCOFFS) Fuck you. 387 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,455 MAN OVER TV: Below their lying, 388 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:04,124 liberal human faces 389 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,085 lurk extraterrestrial beings, 390 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,213 who want nothing other than our civilization to fail! 391 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,132 They are among us. 392 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,842 I don't get enough attention, I gotta have you 393 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,594 chattin' up my fruity neighbors? 394 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,721 Guy was talking to me! He was being a total 'nad. 395 00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:21,683 - Got out of prison. - You don't say? 396 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:22,976 It's been kind of a rough go for me lately, Dad. I was... 397 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:25,979 laid out in the hospital for, like, five months. 398 00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:32,236 ♪ (GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 399 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,030 Somebody shot me. A building fell on me. 400 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,699 AUGGIE SMITH: You let somebody shoot you? 401 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,201 (LAUGHS) It's not like I invited him to come shoot me, Dad. 402 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,037 Pathetic. 403 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,168 (SIGHS) 404 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,673 - New lamp? - AUGGIE: Huh? 405 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:58,345 - The-- The lamp, is it new? - No. It's three months old. 406 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:01,682 - Been in prison for four years. - Don't make it no newer. 407 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,474 You know, I asked you to cancel my phone service. 408 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,643 It was still on. 409 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,603 I've been paying for service for years 'cause you forgot. 410 00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:09,189 Oh, it's my fault now you fucked up 411 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,148 - and went to prison? - That's not what I'm sayin'. 412 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:11,733 - Then what are you sayin'? - It's my service. 413 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,653 - I got no money. - Jesus Christ. 414 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,196 You're a fuckin' pussy. 415 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,242 - You been takin' Eagly out? - Yeah. 416 00:19:21,451 --> 00:19:22,452 Where is he? 417 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:30,711 - (SCREECHES) - Eagly. 418 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,170 - (SCREECHES) - ♪ (TENDER MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 419 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,714 (GASPS) 420 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,133 (EAGLY CHATTERING) 421 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,973 - Who's a good boy? - (SCREECHES) 422 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:48,854 Yeah? Who's Daddy's boy? (CHUCKLES) 423 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,399 Dad, look how excited he is. (CHUCKLING) 424 00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:56,278 - Dad, he's just awesome, right? - (SCREECHING) 425 00:19:57,696 --> 00:19:59,031 - ♪ (MUSIC SWELLS) ♪ - Oh, my God. 426 00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:00,824 He's-- He's hugging me. 427 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:02,910 He's hugging me. 428 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,705 - This is fuckin' amazing. - (EAGLY SQUAWKS) 429 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,750 Dad! Grab my phone, I don't wanna move. 430 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,669 Dad? 431 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,421 - (SUBDUED SCREECH) - Dad? 432 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,340 (METAL CLANGING) 433 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,258 You think it makes this noise all the time? 434 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,635 LEOTA: Yeah, I don't know. 435 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,304 - (DISTANT SIRENS BLARING) - (DOOR OPENING, CLOSING) 436 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:26,725 Hey, new girl, get your shit off there. 437 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,268 LEOTA: Damn. 438 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,938 This is the only desk with sun. Take the one in the middle. 439 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,107 (STEADY DRIPPING) 440 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:36,276 EMILIA HARCOURT: I don't know what you did to piss off Amanda Waller, 441 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,195 but she's definitely fucking me and John with this gig. 442 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,531 What agency did you get transferred from? 443 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,491 "Fucking you" how? 444 00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,577 We helped Task Force X during Project Starfish, 445 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,413 and this is her way of getting back at us. 446 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:49,623 LEOTA: Yeah, I don't think so. 447 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:50,958 Hey, new girl's an expert over here, John. 448 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,961 Well, she's entitled to her opinion. 449 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,713 - Thank you. - Her stupid fuckin' opinion. 450 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:59,216 Oh, sweet, we have a piano. That's useful for black ops. 451 00:21:01,718 --> 00:21:03,679 This is the worst HQ of all time. 452 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,847 (METAL CLANGING) 453 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,975 You guys hear that, right? It's not just me? 454 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,643 - We hear what? - The fuckin' pi-- Oh. 455 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:11,603 Nice gaslighting. 456 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:13,939 (CHUCKLES) 457 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,957 (CHUCKLES) 458 00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,669 - You'll get a kick out of this, Dad. - (EAGLY SQUAWKS) 459 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:36,753 (CLEARS THROAT) 460 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:42,926 Guy I was working with, Bloodsport, big, 461 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:44,386 tough motherfucker, mercenary, all these weapons and shit. 462 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,348 We find out he's got a rat phobia. 463 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:50,350 And not just-- 464 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,185 not just any phobia. I mean like pure terror, 465 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,397 screamin' like a little girl. (CHUCKLES) 466 00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,816 And this other member of the team, Ratcatcher, 467 00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,943 - she controls rats! - (EAGLY SCREECHING) 468 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,195 PEACEMAKER: And, Dad, Dad, you know how he got the phobia? 469 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,197 Of course I don't fuckin' know how he got it. 470 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:07,200 He was tortured! His own father tortured him 471 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:08,702 by lockin' him in a crate 472 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,704 for 24 hours with nothing but starving rats! 473 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:14,666 - (LAUGHS) - Right? 474 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:16,209 - (LAUGHS) - PEACEMAKER: We-- 475 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:19,629 (CHUCKLING) He had these horrible acne scars. 476 00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,631 - Scars! (LAUGHS) - PEACEMAKER: Yeah! Yeah, but they weren't! 477 00:22:21,715 --> 00:22:25,135 They were rat bites from when the rats 478 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,763 - would gnaw at his flesh when he was a little kid! - (EAGLY SCREECHES) 479 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:29,264 That's-- It's funny, right? 480 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:33,226 - (CACKLES, COUGHS) - Dad? 481 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,729 - (COUGHS) - I'll get-- I'll get water. 482 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:39,816 - (COUGHS) - (SCREECHES) 483 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:44,571 - (COUGHS, CHUCKLES) - Here, here, here. 484 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:45,447 - (CHUCKLES) - (SIGHS) 485 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:51,119 - (CHUCKLES) Hmm. - (SIGHS) 486 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,412 - This fag that was afraid of the rats... - Yeah. 487 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:55,874 Please God don't tell me he was the one who shot you. 488 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,627 (CLEARS THROAT) 489 00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:02,339 (SQUAWKS) 490 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,053 You know, a lot of what happened in Corto Maltese 491 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:08,261 is confidential. 492 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,435 How did my fucking sperm... 493 00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:20,190 grow into a nancy boy like you? 494 00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,111 - ♪ (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ - (EXHALES DEEPLY) 495 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,779 Look, I just came by to get Eagly 496 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:27,280 and see if you had another helmet for me. 497 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,707 (DEVICE BEEPING) 498 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:38,375 (THRUMMING) 499 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:40,502 (MACHINERY WHIRRING) 500 00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:44,673 (SIGHS) 501 00:23:46,216 --> 00:23:48,301 This one has full-body force field. 502 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,180 This has sonic blast capabilities. 503 00:23:54,015 --> 00:23:56,726 You need to breathe underwater, then this is the one for you. 504 00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:59,062 And, uh, this one has X-ray vision. 505 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:05,443 I didn't make these things while you were in prison. 506 00:24:05,527 --> 00:24:06,945 These are all from before. 507 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:09,072 I know. 508 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:10,949 I never gave you a second thought 509 00:24:10,949 --> 00:24:12,576 - while you were in there. - (EXHALES) Fine. 510 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:15,162 Just tell me which one you think is best? 511 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,330 I hesitate giving you any helmet, 512 00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:20,333 as big a simp as you turned out to be. 513 00:24:21,459 --> 00:24:23,503 But what the fuck? If you can do some good with it, 514 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:27,048 maybe take out a couple of commies, some Blacks, 515 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,300 or papists, or a kike, or something. 516 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:31,178 Better than sittin' in this fuckin' closet. 517 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,306 Dad, that's not my thing. Um... 518 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,850 I do what I do to st-- stop criminals, 519 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,602 - not a specific-- - (CHUCKLES) Yeah, sure. 520 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:42,230 (SIGHS) 521 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:46,109 ♪ (CALM MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 522 00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:48,862 So I forgot to close the balcony door, 523 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:49,654 and when I came home, 524 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,865 my living room was full of pigeons. 525 00:24:51,865 --> 00:24:53,074 - (LEOTA CHUCKLING) - Are you kidding me? 526 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,869 No. There was like ten of 'em, and they shit all over my couch. 527 00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:56,578 No. This guy. 528 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:01,875 (CHUCKLING) Did this dipshit really show up 529 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,377 in full cosplay mode? 530 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:05,545 This is the guy Waller's giving us? 531 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,632 - I told you she's fucking us. - She's not fucking us. 532 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,300 - Is that an eagle in his back seat? - (MUFFLED SCREECH) 533 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:11,885 - (CHUCKLES) - She's fucking us. 534 00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:14,179 (BELL CHIMING) 535 00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,389 HOST: Hi, sir, welcome in. 536 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:19,476 Oh, I'm with them. Can I just grab a menu, please? 537 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:21,061 - HOST: Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 538 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,980 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (SIGHS) 539 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,569 Hey. Scooch. (GRUNTS) 540 00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:33,657 - Why are you in your costume? - (SCOFFS) 541 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:36,785 Costume? This is a uniform. And it's brand new, 542 00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:37,827 so I gotta stretch it out, 543 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:40,163 make it more comfortable before I go on a mission. 544 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,582 Maybe I'm stupid, but why would you even wanna wear that 545 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:43,750 on a mission? 546 00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,460 A bright red shirt and white pants 547 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:48,421 aren't exactly conducive to lurking in the shadows. 548 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,590 People see this uniform, it strikes fear in their hearts. 549 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:53,176 What people? The other people at the Village People tryouts? 550 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,427 (CHUCKLES) 551 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:57,097 Why is there a bald eagle in your car? 552 00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,266 That's Eagly. You guys ordered without me? 553 00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,019 - "Eagly" is your pet eagle? - Yeah. 554 00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:05,563 - Is your dog named Doggy? - (JOHN CHUCKLING) 555 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:08,525 - All right. - Do you have a daughter named Daughtery? (CHUCKLES) 556 00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:10,986 Jealous of a guy's pet eagle much? 557 00:26:10,986 --> 00:26:13,947 - (HARCOURT CHUCKLING) - Hey, sweet-cheeks! 558 00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:14,906 Can you take my order real quick? 559 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,658 - Sorry-- - Hi. Sure thing. What can I get you? 560 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:20,829 Uh, mixed green salad, and we'll do the garlic zoodles. 561 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,206 - Zoodles. Good choice. - Thank you. 562 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:26,042 (INHALES DEEPLY) "Good choice." 563 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:29,838 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 564 00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:34,843 - Zoodles are zucchini noodles. - "Sweet cheeks"? 565 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:35,760 Seriously, dude? 566 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:37,137 She had cherubic cheeks. It's a compliment. 567 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,431 "Sweet cheeks" is your butt. 568 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:40,765 - No, it's not. - It is. 569 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:43,101 It's like calling somebody, I don't know, "sugar tits." 570 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,437 That's totally inappropriate. 571 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,856 (SCOFFS) Her tits are way too big to be sugar tits. 572 00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:50,650 Sugar tits are, like, smaller, perkier tits. Like... 573 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:53,611 yours. Uh, technically, I think you may have sugar tits, too... 574 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,280 - Oh, yeah? - ...but somehow that also feels inappropriate. 575 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,406 CLEMSON MURN: All right, Peacemaker. That's enough. 576 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:59,117 You don't have to be happy with this detail, 577 00:26:59,117 --> 00:27:00,660 but you do have to treat your fellow soldiers 578 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:03,121 - with respect. - Yeah? Heard plenty of stories 579 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,664 about how you treat people with respect, Murn. 580 00:27:05,206 --> 00:27:06,666 Plenty. 581 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:08,626 Why is that busboy staring at you? 582 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:14,090 I think that's my friend Gut Chase's younger brother. 583 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:17,135 (WHISPERING) He has mental issues. 584 00:27:23,641 --> 00:27:25,477 Thank you. Just the old shell game. (EXHALES) 585 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:27,395 - Take this home. Study it. - What is it? 586 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,773 It's the dossier on the first target. 587 00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:33,902 - U.S. Senator? - Don't look at it here. 588 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,820 Take our word for it, the man's a serious threat 589 00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:36,613 to the safety of American citizens. 590 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:41,368 Oh, my God, could you at least take you helmet off? 591 00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:42,869 You're gonna get dressing all over it. 592 00:27:42,869 --> 00:27:44,996 Dressing is easier to get off this helmet than a human lip. 593 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,539 That's a fuckin' fact. 594 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,084 You want to have a dressing-getting-off contest right now, Dye-Beard? 595 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,502 Okay, I don't dye my beard. 596 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:52,712 I've always had unusually colored hair. 597 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:54,756 - Smith, just... - (EXHALES) Jesus... 598 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:55,757 Fine. Fuck. 599 00:27:58,259 --> 00:27:59,594 Are you always gonna be this difficult? 600 00:28:00,261 --> 00:28:01,221 Yep. 601 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,059 ♪ (HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 602 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,645 Fuck yeah! Peacemaker's back, baby! 603 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:12,190 ♪ Twerk it, and twerk it Get my little tush out ♪ 604 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,443 ♪ It's my famous butt dance My butt dance, my butt dance ♪ 605 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:16,778 ♪ It's my famous b... ♪ 606 00:28:16,778 --> 00:28:18,571 - ♪ (MUSIC STOPS) ♪ - Oh. Hey, man, what's up? 607 00:28:20,156 --> 00:28:21,741 - Sup, Adrian? - ADRIAN CHASE: Hey, the-- the reason 608 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,243 I'm excited, it is normal. 609 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:26,496 Uh, I just found out this girl that I'm seeing, 610 00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,373 she's pregnant, you know? 611 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,292 You got a girlfriend? 612 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:35,922 Yeah. Uh, her name is Sharon, uh, Osbourne. Uh, not-- 613 00:28:35,922 --> 00:28:37,382 not the one that you may know. 614 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,300 She's, uh, a different one. The-- yeah. 615 00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:42,262 Why are you always trying to get me to set you up with my cousin then? 616 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,680 Well, I wouldn't-- I wouldn't say, like, 617 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,265 - "girlfriend," you know? - But you're happy 618 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:47,559 - she's pregnant? - Yeah. 619 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:50,687 Because we are going to have an abortion. 620 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:55,775 - DISHWASHER: Well, yeah, good luck. - Thank you. Yeah. 621 00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:58,570 Hey, you're invited if you-- 622 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:02,365 I don't wanna come to your abortion, man. 623 00:29:03,658 --> 00:29:03,700 ADRIAN: That's cool. 624 00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,541 - Fuck yeah! - ♪ (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 625 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,625 Peacemaker, baby. 626 00:29:19,048 --> 00:29:22,177 - (EAGLY SCREECHES) - PEACEMAKER: Aw, you missed? 627 00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:23,887 Hey, bud. Learning to drive now? 628 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,472 - You gonna drive us home? Yeah? - (EAGLY SCREECHES) 629 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:25,680 LEOTA: It's friendly? 630 00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:30,226 Oh, yeah. 631 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:32,645 - (CHUCKLES) I love animals. - Yeah. Eagly is amazing. 632 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,944 - Hey. - (SCREECHES) 633 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:40,528 - Hey, bud. - (SCREECHES) 634 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,571 (SCREAMS) Just-- Oh, shit! 635 00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:43,781 Man, I thought you said it was friendly. 636 00:29:43,865 --> 00:29:45,325 Oh, I thought you meant friendly to me. 637 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:49,037 Yeah, I know it's friendly to you. I saw you pet it. 638 00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:50,663 You know, he was so happy to see me today, 639 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:52,290 he wrapped his wings around me and hugged me. 640 00:29:52,290 --> 00:29:54,209 - An eagle hugged you? - Oh, yeah. 641 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,293 Yeah, I call bullshit on that. 642 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:57,837 You don't wanna believe in miracles, that's on you. 643 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,506 - You're the new girl, huh? - Yeah. 644 00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:01,841 But I know my shit, don't worry about that. I've done a lot of, 645 00:30:01,925 --> 00:30:04,928 - you know, notable things. - That's super vague. 646 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:08,056 Yeah, 'cause if I told you any more, I'd have to, you know... 647 00:30:08,598 --> 00:30:10,266 (IMITATES GUNSHOT) 648 00:30:11,434 --> 00:30:14,562 - Kill me? - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 649 00:30:14,646 --> 00:30:16,731 (CHUCKLING) Oh, you hubbed up? 650 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,276 LEOTA: What? 651 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,737 - Married, yeah. - PEACEMAKER: Hmm. That's cool. 652 00:30:22,737 --> 00:30:24,656 I'm into old-fashioned stuff too, you know, 653 00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,491 Hummel figurines and capital punishment... 654 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,868 - (CHUCKLES) - ...and Garbage Pail Kids and stuff. 655 00:30:28,952 --> 00:30:29,994 - You know? - (BOTH CHUCKLE) 656 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:32,205 Hey, what'd you mean 657 00:30:32,205 --> 00:30:34,707 when you said you heard stories about Mr. Murn? 658 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:35,917 I know he's a mercenary. 659 00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,253 I know he killed a lot of people, 660 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,546 and not always for the right side. 661 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,756 I know I don't trust his ass. 662 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:46,302 Well, good night, Smith. 663 00:30:46,386 --> 00:30:49,722 - 'Night, Arbysmola. - (CHUCKLING) It's Adebayo. 664 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,558 - (EAGLY SCREECHING) - Adebayo. 665 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,726 (CHUCKLING) Although I do appreciate 666 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:54,978 the confidence with which you said 667 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,813 something so wrong. (CHUCKLES) 668 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,731 Oh, that's my thing. That and having a big dick. 669 00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:01,859 LEOTA: Yep, information I had no need for. 670 00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:03,570 - (KEYS JANGLING) - No, I'm-- I'm serious. 671 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:05,363 - (CAR DOOR OPENING) - It's too big, actually. It... 672 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,240 - causes people pain. - Okay. 673 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,784 Kids in junior high, they called me "Chimp-Arm." 674 00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:12,829 - Good night, sweet-cheeks. - (CHUCKLES) 675 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,247 - "Sweet-cheeks." - (CAR DOOR SHUTTING) 676 00:31:14,247 --> 00:31:15,999 ♪ ("COME ON COME ON" BY NASHVILLE PUSSY PLAYING) ♪ 677 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,625 That wasn't inappropriate, was it, Eagly? 678 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,918 (SCREECHES) 679 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:22,589 ♪ Baby woke me up this morning ♪ 680 00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,299 ♪ She said Hey, man, we are through ♪ 681 00:31:24,299 --> 00:31:28,720 - (SCREECHING) -♪ She said, if you ain't gonna Go to heaven with me ♪ 682 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,431 ♪ Then I ain't goin' To hell with you ♪ 683 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,682 ♪ Well, that's all right Now baby ♪ 684 00:31:32,682 --> 00:31:35,768 ♪ Just one last thing On my mind ♪ 685 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:39,731 ♪ I'm just trying To find a place ♪ 686 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:41,816 ♪ In a world Gone mean and blind ♪ 687 00:31:43,318 --> 00:31:46,904 ♪ So I say, come on Come on, come on, fuck yeah ♪ 688 00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:53,286 ♪ Come on, come on, come on Come on, come on, come on ♪ 689 00:31:53,286 --> 00:31:54,954 ♪ Fuck yeah, come on Come on... ♪ 690 00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:55,997 (CAR HORN HONKING) 691 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:59,459 ♪ I said, come on, come on Come on, fuck yeah! ♪ 692 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:02,378 ♪ Come on, come on, come on ♪ 693 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:05,423 - (LAUGHTER) - ♪ ("SUMMERTIME GIRLS" BY Y&T PLAYING) ♪ 694 00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:09,218 ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪ 695 00:32:09,844 --> 00:32:11,804 CUSTOMER 1: Oh, woo-hoo. 696 00:32:14,474 --> 00:32:15,808 (CHUCKLING) 697 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,894 - CUSTOMER 2: She's a babe. -♪ Oh, yeah, I... ♪ 698 00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:24,984 Hey, Goldilocks, can I ask you a question? 699 00:32:25,068 --> 00:32:26,903 As long as it's a question about how to cure 700 00:32:26,903 --> 00:32:30,281 - rotting fish breath, sure. - Fuck you, bitch! 701 00:32:32,075 --> 00:32:35,495 ♪ I'm in love, yeah, yeah ♪ 702 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:37,997 ♪ At least Every minute or two ♪ 703 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:40,833 - CUSTOMER 3: Easy, buddy. -♪ Until the next time ♪ 704 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:44,253 -♪ A girl walks by ♪ - (EXHALES DEEPLY) 705 00:32:44,337 --> 00:32:49,050 ♪ I think I love her too Oh, I ♪ 706 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:52,428 - Hey! -♪ I can't help myself ♪ 707 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,556 - Crazy coincidence, right? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 708 00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,267 - Uncanny. - Right? (CHUCKLES) 709 00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:01,354 - What can I get you? - PEACEMAKER: I'll just-- I'll have the same. 710 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:04,732 - So... Harcourt, right? - HARCOURT: Yeah. 711 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:07,068 PEACEMAKER: Thank you. 712 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:09,946 - What's your first name? - Why? 713 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,534 Just curious. I mean... (CHUCKLES) 714 00:33:16,285 --> 00:33:17,578 You know, you don't have to call me Peacemaker, 715 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,330 you can call me Chris. 716 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:21,833 I'll call you Peacemaker. You call me Harcourt. 717 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:22,083 How's that? 718 00:33:24,627 --> 00:33:26,087 Okay. 719 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:27,130 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - CUSTOMER 1: You fucking kidding me? She said what? 720 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:29,257 - PEACEMAKER: I'm just trying to say... - Hey. 721 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:30,508 ...it doesn't always have to be about work-- 722 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:31,718 - Hold on. - Okay. 723 00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:33,511 What the fuck did you say to my friend, 724 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,054 - you ugly fuckin cu-- (GROANS) - (GRUNTS) 725 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:38,516 (BONES CRACKING) 726 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,435 Jesus fuck, lady. (GROANS) 727 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,437 - What was that next word? "You ugly fucking" what? - Oh, God! 728 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:45,857 (GRUNTS, SCREAMS) 729 00:33:45,857 --> 00:33:48,276 Any of the rest of you wanna finish it for him? 730 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,112 (GRUNTS, GROANS) 731 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:55,908 ♪ Summertime girls ♪ 732 00:33:55,992 --> 00:34:00,747 ♪ You make my whole world Go around ♪ 733 00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:03,875 - What were you saying? - Get off me! (WHIMPERS) 734 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:08,087 - (APPLAUSE) - WOMAN: Aw, poor baby! 735 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,422 That was so fuckin' hot. 736 00:34:10,631 --> 00:34:12,008 I clocked you driving by 737 00:34:12,008 --> 00:34:14,969 and then making a U-turn to follow me in here. 738 00:34:17,513 --> 00:34:19,640 Come on, the way you say it makes it sound all stalkery. 739 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,351 No, the way that you did it 740 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,687 made it stalkery. I just described it. 741 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,940 Look, I have no interest in you 742 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:29,942 other than your ability to fight for us. 743 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:33,279 Just because you're handsome doesn't mean you're not a piece-of-shit murderer. 744 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:35,948 - You think I'm handsome? - Oh, my God, please fuck off. 745 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:40,119 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 746 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:43,623 Okay, look, I-- I've been in prison 747 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,957 the last four years, okay? 748 00:34:46,417 --> 00:34:48,294 I haven't been with anyone-- I-- I haven't been 749 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:51,130 with any woman in a long time. 750 00:34:51,214 --> 00:34:52,882 I'm not asking for emotional connection here. 751 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,717 I'm just asking for fun. 752 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:57,178 Genital-to-genital contact, no touching above here. 753 00:34:59,347 --> 00:35:00,598 No. Fuck it, it's gotta be here. 754 00:35:00,598 --> 00:35:03,810 I gotta touch your boobs. Sorry. Just trying to, 755 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,019 I don't know, relieve some of the stress 756 00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,062 that's been building up over the years. I mean... 757 00:35:06,062 --> 00:35:08,981 Cool! And I'm just trying to fuckin' have a beer, 758 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,024 but whether it's those douchebags or you, 759 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:13,027 I guess that's just something that I can't have 760 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:16,489 in my life because, I don't know, I wear makeup? 761 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,074 ♪ ("NIGHT OF PASSION" BY THE POODLES PLAYING) ♪ 762 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:20,827 You know what? 763 00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:22,787 Go fuck yourself... 764 00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:26,624 - Chris. -♪ I feel your desire ♪ 765 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:27,834 ♪ As the moonlight lingers ♪ 766 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:30,253 -♪ In the sky ♪ - (SCOFFS) 767 00:35:30,253 --> 00:35:32,672 ♪ I'm walking through fire ♪ 768 00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:37,844 ♪ Can't you hear me when I cry ♪ 769 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:41,430 ♪ One night of passion One night of hunger ♪ 770 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:45,143 ♪ And my attraction Is getting stronger... ♪ 771 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:50,147 (BOTH MOAN, SCREAM) 772 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:54,527 - (SCREAMING) Freedom! -♪ My heart is Screaming out your name ♪ 773 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:55,027 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 774 00:35:58,614 --> 00:35:59,782 WALLER: How's the team? 775 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:03,995 Okay, I guess. Murn, I hear, is not such a great guy. 776 00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:04,704 WALLER: I don't care about the quality of the knife, 777 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:07,206 as long as the blade is sharp. 778 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,709 - John seems okay. - WALLER: He's pliable. 779 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:12,253 Harcourt is hard. 780 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,255 WALLER: Barbie's ambitious. Watch out for her. 781 00:36:14,255 --> 00:36:16,424 Shouldn't we just loop them in on the whole plan? 782 00:36:16,424 --> 00:36:20,136 No. You're my eyes and ears, Leota, while you're there. 783 00:36:20,136 --> 00:36:22,597 And the only one I trust with the big picture. 784 00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,515 Did my forger get you the diary? 785 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:29,228 LEOTA: This goofy shit? Yeah. 786 00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:31,397 Hide it in his trailer the first chance you get, 787 00:36:31,397 --> 00:36:32,064 somewhere he won't find it. 788 00:36:33,649 --> 00:36:34,901 How's Peacemaker? 789 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:39,614 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. He's his own thing. 790 00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,490 - Sexist. - WALLER: Yeah. 791 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:44,535 - Probably racist. - Oh, you know who his father is. 792 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:45,828 LEOTA: Oh, yeah. 793 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,332 But there's something else about him that's... 794 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:51,375 WALLER: What? 795 00:36:51,459 --> 00:36:53,586 ♪ (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 796 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:56,255 - ...sad. - Empathy? 797 00:36:56,339 --> 00:36:59,258 In this business, Leota, that will get you killed. 798 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:02,637 Yeah, well, it doesn't really matter, does it? 799 00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:05,097 I appreciate the work, but after this job is done, 800 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,933 Keeya and I will be back on our feet 801 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,810 and I'll find a job I actually like. 802 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:11,103 Sure. 803 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,564 Ignore your God-given, natural talent. 804 00:37:13,648 --> 00:37:17,568 Yeah, I don't think so. I'm not like these people. 805 00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:20,321 All right. I have an early morning. 806 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,158 - Night, baby girl. - Good night, Mom. 807 00:37:28,704 --> 00:37:30,289 Waller's still trying to pull you in, huh? 808 00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:33,459 - Always. - (SCOFFS) 809 00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:37,129 (WATER RUNNING) 810 00:37:45,554 --> 00:37:47,348 PEACEMAKER: Hmm. 811 00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:49,517 Cool. 812 00:37:50,935 --> 00:37:51,936 (GRUNTS) 813 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:56,190 Oh! 814 00:37:56,899 --> 00:38:00,945 Oh, this-- this is my jam. 815 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:03,072 You know, this was back when men were real men, 816 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:04,532 'cause they weren't afraid to be women. 817 00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:06,617 None of this 818 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,661 auto-tune, robots-dry-humping that passes for music bullshit, 819 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,788 right? (CHUCKLES) 820 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:19,046 No way. Quireboys? Went to see these guys when I was a kid. 821 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,631 God. I'd go to all the shows 822 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:22,091 when they came through Evergreen. 823 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,193 ♪ (“I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE" BY QUIREBOYS PLAYING) ♪ 824 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:44,613 -♪ I went to see her Just this morning ♪ - (SINGS ALONG) 825 00:38:48,576 --> 00:38:51,495 ♪ To see how The child might be ♪ 826 00:38:53,873 --> 00:38:59,879 ♪ She sat there Smoking all my cigarettes ♪ 827 00:39:00,796 --> 00:39:02,298 ♪ At a table ♪ 828 00:39:02,923 --> 00:39:05,217 ♪ Set for three ♪ 829 00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,265 ♪ I could have cried I could have cried ♪ 830 00:39:14,351 --> 00:39:16,020 ♪ When she said ♪ 831 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:19,732 ♪ I don't love you anymore ♪ 832 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,901 Hey, I gotta thank you for tonight. 833 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:23,486 I was having a crazy, fucked-up day, 834 00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:24,445 but when I was in your pussy back there, 835 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:28,491 I felt, I don't know, fuckin' hope! (CHUCKLES) 836 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:29,992 That sound stupid? I just-- 837 00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:32,078 Maybe it's the big man in the sky's way of saying, 838 00:39:32,078 --> 00:39:34,330 "Chris, there's something more for you out there, 839 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:35,581 you and Eagly, 840 00:39:35,581 --> 00:39:38,250 other than all this rancid shit life's thrown at you so far." 841 00:39:44,673 --> 00:39:49,595 -♪ So I went to see my friends ♪ - (SINGING ALONG) 842 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:56,018 ♪ I tried to turn To them for help ♪ 843 00:39:58,854 --> 00:39:59,897 ♪ And all that ♪ 844 00:39:59,897 --> 00:40:02,274 -♪ Any of them said ♪ - ♪ All any of them said ♪ 845 00:40:06,445 --> 00:40:09,782 ♪ You gotta look out For yourself ♪ 846 00:40:09,782 --> 00:40:11,242 Well, fuck them! 847 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:15,496 ♪ I could've cried I could've cried ♪ 848 00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:20,126 ♪ When she said ♪ 849 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:26,257 ♪ I don't love you anymore I was slain and shown the... ♪ 850 00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,467 - (PIERCING SCREAM) - What the fuck? Hey! 851 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:30,928 - (KNIFE SLASHING) - (GRUNTS) Hold on. Hey. Hey! 852 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:32,388 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 853 00:40:34,473 --> 00:40:34,557 (BOTH GRUNT) 854 00:40:36,809 --> 00:40:38,602 (GRUNTS) 855 00:40:38,686 --> 00:40:41,981 -♪ All the pain Is with yourself ♪ - (GRUNTS) 856 00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:44,900 - ♪ All the blame Is with yourself ♪ - (SCREAMS) 857 00:40:44,984 --> 00:40:46,318 (BLADE CLANGS) 858 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,070 - (GRUNTS) - (CLATTERING) 859 00:40:50,197 --> 00:40:54,118 - (GRUNTS) What the fuck? - (INHUMAN ROAR) 860 00:40:55,077 --> 00:40:57,288 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 861 00:40:58,205 --> 00:40:59,373 (CRASHING, SPLINTERING) 862 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:03,335 (GRUNTS) 863 00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:08,215 - (GROWLS) - (GROANS) 864 00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:13,095 ♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪ 865 00:41:13,762 --> 00:41:15,347 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 866 00:41:15,431 --> 00:41:17,850 - (GRUNTS) - (VERTEBRAE CLICKING) 867 00:41:17,850 --> 00:41:21,896 ♪ Every time I see your face Reminds me baby of what we had ♪ 868 00:41:21,896 --> 00:41:24,231 - (GRUNTS) - (ROARS) 869 00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:25,900 (GRUNTS) 870 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,027 (SMASHING, CLATTERING) 871 00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:32,323 - (GRUNTS) - (SCREAMS) 872 00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:38,120 ♪ Always seemed in emptiness ♪ 873 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:40,080 - (GRUNTS) - (ATOMIZER HISSES) 874 00:41:41,248 --> 00:41:42,625 (GRUNTS) 875 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,711 ♪ I say my prayers every night ♪ 876 00:41:45,711 --> 00:41:48,589 - (GRUNTS) - (GROANS) 877 00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:50,090 (GRUNTS) 878 00:41:50,174 --> 00:41:53,427 ♪ But even God don't care less ♪ 879 00:41:53,427 --> 00:41:56,555 - (BLOWS LANDING) - (PEACEMAKER SCREAMING) 880 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:59,099 ♪ I could've cried I could've cried ♪ 881 00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,601 (GROANS) Fuck! 882 00:42:01,685 --> 00:42:07,441 ♪ When she said I don't love you anymore ♪ 883 00:42:07,441 --> 00:42:11,195 ♪ I was slain And shown the door ♪ 884 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,989 ♪ Ain't no room here anymore ♪ 885 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,869 -♪ Please don't... ♪ - (PEACEMAKER SCREAMING) 886 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,580 - (FABRIC TEARS) - (GRUNTS, GROANS) 887 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,749 ♪ (DISTANTLY) All the pain Is with yourself... ♪ 888 00:42:23,749 --> 00:42:24,959 (EXHALES HEAVILY) "Take it easy," Doc said. Fuck. 889 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,753 (INHALES DEEPLY) 890 00:42:27,753 --> 00:42:31,840 ♪ (MENACING ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 891 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:38,305 (ROARS) 892 00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:44,812 (PANTS) 893 00:43:16,844 --> 00:43:20,222 - (CAR DOOR OPENING) - (SCREECHES) 894 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:24,685 ♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪ 895 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:33,068 (ROARS) 896 00:43:35,154 --> 00:43:37,323 Activate sonic boom! 897 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:39,616 - (SCREAMS) - (ENERGY PULSES, BOOMS) 898 00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:40,659 (ENERGY FIELD BUZZING) 899 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:49,126 - (BUZZING STOPS) - (PANTS) 900 00:43:52,921 --> 00:43:57,259 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 901 00:44:02,097 --> 00:44:04,183 (SIZZLING) 902 00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:12,191 - (WINGS FLAPPING) - (EAGLY SCREECHING) 903 00:44:12,524 --> 00:44:14,068 (THUDS) 904 00:44:15,027 --> 00:44:15,694 (CHUCKLES) 905 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,409 (EAGLY SCREECHING) 906 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:28,207 Thanks, Eagly. 907 00:44:28,207 --> 00:44:29,291 ♪ ("LOVE BOMB BABY" BY TIGERTAILZ PLAYING) ♪ 908 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,919 ♪ You're not a lady You're a love bomb, baby ♪ 909 00:44:31,919 --> 00:44:35,547 ♪ Love bomb, baby Come on, blow me away ♪ 910 00:44:35,631 --> 00:44:38,258 ♪ Can't get enough Of your sweet, sweet lovin' ♪ 911 00:44:38,342 --> 00:44:40,010 - (CHUCKLES) - (SCREECHES) 912 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:43,305 ♪ Keep it coming Oh, baby, fire away ♪ 913 00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:46,016 ♪ Ah ha-ah, oh yeah ♪ 914 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:51,355 (SIRENS WAILING) 915 00:44:51,355 --> 00:44:53,399 ♪ Well, I've been Waiting so long ♪ 916 00:44:53,399 --> 00:44:57,861 ♪ For a girl like you A time bomb ready to blow ♪ 917 00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:00,781 ♪ I know it can't be wrong ♪ 918 00:45:00,781 --> 00:45:04,827 ♪ 'Cause, baby When I get you home ♪ 919 00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:08,205 ♪ You're not a lady You're a love bomb, baby ♪ 920 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:11,708 ♪ Love bomb, baby Come on, blow me away ♪ 921 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:16,088 ♪ Can't get enough Of your sweet, sweet lovin' ♪ 922 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:19,049 ♪ Keep it coming Oh, baby, fire away ♪ 923 00:45:19,133 --> 00:45:22,719 ♪ Love bomb, baby Love bomb, baby ♪ 924 00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:26,849 ♪ Love bomb, baby Fire away, whoa! ♪ 925 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:30,686 ♪ You're everything I need You're dangerous ♪ 926 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:37,067 ♪ You're blue-eyed dynamite Sister TNT ♪ 927 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,570 ♪ You're the kinda love I need tonight ♪ 928 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,613 ♪ Three, two one ♪ 929 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:43,657 ♪ You're not a lady You're a love bomb, baby ♪ 930 00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:48,162 ♪ Love bomb, baby Come on, blow me away ♪ 931 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:52,458 ♪ Can't get enough Of your sweet, sweet lovin' ♪ 932 00:45:52,458 --> 00:45:54,543 ♪ Keep it coming Oh, baby fire away ♪ 933 00:45:54,543 --> 00:46:00,007 ♪ Love bomb, baby Ah, ha-ah, oh, yeah ♪ 934 00:46:04,803 --> 00:46:06,638 ♪ Direct hit Target destroyed ♪ 935 00:46:07,306 --> 00:46:10,392 ♪ (MUSIC FADES) ♪ 936 00:46:14,271 --> 00:46:15,564 This one will give you scabies. 937 00:46:16,565 --> 00:46:18,275 Give me scab-- Why would I want scabies? 938 00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:20,861 Challenge yourself. 939 00:46:20,861 --> 00:46:22,654 Every man should have scabies once in his life. 940 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,283 Okay. 73184

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