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♪ My eyes are gettin' weary ♪
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♪ My back is gettin' tight ♪
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♪ I'm sittin' here in traffic ♪
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♪ On the Queensboro
Bridge tonight ♪
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♪ But I don't care,
'cause all I want to do ♪
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♪ Is cash my check and
drive right home to you ♪
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♪ 'Cause, baby, all my life ♪
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♪ I will be drivin'
home to you ♪
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Whatcha got there?
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A Hungry-Man dinner.
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But I'm making
dinner in half an hour.
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Well, will you be offering
me "over one pound of food"?
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It was my every hope not to.
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And will you be serving your
dinner in little compartments
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'cause food just
tastes better that way?
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I was just gonna stick with
the traditional plate format.
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Well, then you've really made
my decision for me, haven't you?
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All right, electric bill, 75.14.
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Thanks for nothing, Con Ed.
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Why can't we just make
our own electricity, you know?
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Hook your dad up to,
like, a big hamster wheel.
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All right, come on.
Make yourself useful.
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Add up on the calculator
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all the bills I already
paid. OK, you ready?
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Yes'm.
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OK, 150.
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18.95.
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48.01.
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OK.
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And 75.14.
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75.14.
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What do you got?
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6,000,382.
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It seems high.
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What do you want?
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The calculator's
the size of a cracker.
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My finger hits all
the buttons at once.
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All right. So I am
getting 292.10,
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which means we
have enough left over
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to pay our credit card bill.
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For the month?
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No, for good.
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It's been hanging over
our heads for 6 years,
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and it's finally over.
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Let me see that.
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No longer being Master
Card's bitch? Priceless.
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I gotta tell you, honey,
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we're really digging
ourselves out of the hole here.
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I mean, we're paying
off our credit card bill,
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we're paying your parents back.
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We're making headway on the car.
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You know what?
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We may avoid
debtor's prison after all.
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Sweet. Yeah.
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Although, in prison,
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they serve food in
the little compartments.
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No, I'm really proud of us.
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You know, this cutting
back, not eating out,
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not shopping.
It's really helping.
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Told you we could do it.
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I gotta tell you, though.
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The not shopping part
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has been really hard on me.
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I walk 6 blocks out
of my way to work
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to avoid Bloomingdale's.
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That's funny. I cut
through Bloomingdale's
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to avoid Wendy's.
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Hey, crazy thought here.
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Since we've both
been so thrifty lately,
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maybe tomorrow we could
each pick ourselves up
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a little treat?
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What do you mean? I don't know.
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Just a little something to say,
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"Hey, Doug. Hey,
Carrie, you done good."
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I like the way
you think, big guy.
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All right, let's meet here
tomorrow, treats in hand.
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What's the matter?
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5, 4, 3, 2...
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one.
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So close.
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Did that sound like the
beginning of Thunder Road?
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The last time I
heard Thunder Road,
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I didn't wanna kill myself,
so I'm gonna say no.
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Well, I've only had this thing
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about an hour and a
half, so back it down.
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Sorry. I'm stressed.
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I'm having some
girlfriend trouble.
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Really? Why don't you
tell it to the blues man?
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I'm sorry. What's up?
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Denise is terrified of dogs.
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She won't even set
foot in my apartment
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because of Allen here.
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Are you sure it's Allen
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and not the life-sized
Lost In Space robot?
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I'm being serious, man.
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I don't know what to do.
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Well, let's see.
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You haven't had a
girlfriend in 5 years.
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Why don't you take
the dog for a ride?
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OK. Uh, I don't
like that kind of talk
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even in jest, OK? I gotta go.
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Oh, come on! Hey, wait.
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I'll play you a little
Spence's Theme, huh?
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Good-bye.
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Carrie: Hello?
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Hey!
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Hey, honey. What's that?
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Uh, a little treat
I bought myself.
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Listen.
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I call that Carrie's Theme.
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That's your treat? Yeah.
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How much was it?
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It was, like, 28 bucks,
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and they threw
in the neck holder.
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It's great. So now I
can play while I drive
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or while we make love.
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What'd you get?
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Oh, n-nothing special.
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Let me see. What's in the bag?
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Take it out. Come on.
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A leather jacket?
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How much did that cost?
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400.
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What?!
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Well, I was gonna buy
these cute little bath soaps,
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but then I saw this and I
just thought it would be...
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better.
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Well, you said we
should buy ourselves
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something that
says we done good,
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and this says I done good!
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No, that says I done
spent a crapload of money!
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All right, you know
what? You're right.
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You're right. I'm
gonna take it back.
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I can't believe you!
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We just got out of debt,
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and you go out and
do something like this?
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You're right. You're
right. I mean, $400,
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that's gonna put us
right back in the hole.
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I just said I will take it back.
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Well, you gave in
too soon! I'm still mad!
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That's our new Yves
Saint Laurent summer suit.
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Isn't it fun?
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Oh, yes.
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It's beautiful.
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You know, it's 20% off.
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It normally goes for 1,800.
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Oh, great.
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Uh, no. No. I'm just here
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to return a leather jacket.
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I bought it yesterday.
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Oh. Was there
some problem with it?
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Uh, no. Actually, uh,
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when I got home last night,
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it turns out my husband
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already bought
me a leather jacket.
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He does that kind
of stuff all the time.
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He's a doctor.
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No problem. We have
a 7-day return policy.
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In fact, you could've
enjoyed this for 6 more days.
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Check it out.
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♪ Scaring me ♪
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You know what this is?
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This is the new Yves
Saint Laurent suit.
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What? You went shopping?
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I thought we just
talked about this.
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Yeah. Guess how much it cost me.
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I'm guessing more than $20.
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Well, it sells for $1,800,
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but for me, it was nothing.
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Nada. Zip.
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What?
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That's right, I found a
loophole in the system!
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I could still go shopping.
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If I see something
I like, I just buy it,
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I tuck in the tags
when I wear it,
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and then I keep it really clean.
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And then in 7 to 30 days,
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depending on the store,
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I take it back
for a full refund.
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Slap it high! Come on!
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No, I ain't slapping it high.
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Why not?
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Because what
you're doing is wrong.
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It's not wrong.
I'm being thrifty.
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No, you're being shoplifty.
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The only reason
stores let you return stuff
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is if there's a problem with it.
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There is a problem
with it, Doug.
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It cost $1,800.
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Oh, slap it high,
buddy! Come on!
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That's gotta stop right there.
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Come on. Look, I know I'm
not being Mother Theresa,
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but we can't afford to
buy clothes right now,
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and you know that I
love to have nice clothes.
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So, if I do this once in a while
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to make myself feel
good, is that so wrong?
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You're nuts, you know that?
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All right. Whatever.
Knock yourself out.
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Thank you. Hey, you
want me to buy you
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a Sony Playstation
for 7 to 30 days?
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No. I want no part of this.
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All right.
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Hey, so, um, what do
you want for dinner...
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In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Damn, I'm good.
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Spence: OK, we're
coming out. You ready?
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Sure.
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OK. Hey, Allen.
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This is Denise. You
remember Denise.
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Don't worry. She does not
have a fire extinguisher today.
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Say hi, Denise.
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H-H-Hi, Allen.
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I'm gonna set him
down here nice and slow.
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There you go.
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Now...
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you can pet him.
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Nice doggie.
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Come on, touch him. He's
like a little brown pillow.
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Aah! I did it! I did it!
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We're making some real progress.
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Now, I'm gonna go into the
kitchen and get us some beverages.
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What? What?
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I'll be right back.
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I'm just gonna let you
two get acquainted.
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Allen, Denise was
born in Michigan.
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It's true.
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See? You two did great.
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How are you feeling?
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OK, I guess.
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I think the three of us are
gonna get along just fine.
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Aah!
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Aaaaah!
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How could anyone be
scared of that little dog?
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He's so cute.
His little bug eyes.
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His little tail. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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He's cute, right?
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I've actually never
looked directly at him.
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Hey, Spence, I got you down
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for chicken lo mein
and an egg roll.
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Deac, you got spare ribs
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and beef and broccoli, right?
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Actually, I think I
ordered too much meat.
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Really? I think you
ordered too much broccoli.
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Hello, guys.
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Hey, Car.
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Doug: Hey, babe.
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Whoa! Smokin' outfit!
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Oh, this? Just
a little something
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I picked up at a little
store called Prada.
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But you're sweet.
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Honey, we're
ordering Chinese food.
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Do you want me to
hang on to the receipt
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in case you wanna
return it when we're done?
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Ha ha ha.
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Listen, you can
make your little jokes,
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but I gotta tell you, honey.
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Ever since I've been
wearing these clothes to work,
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it's like they don't look at me
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like I'm just a
secretary anymore.
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As a matter of fact, you
know what happened today?
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00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:21,979
Mr. Kaplan invited us to his
annual bash out in the Hamptons.
262
00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,081
Things just keep gettin' better.
263
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,560
Come on, it'll be fun.
264
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,997
Oh! Oh. Little favor. What?
265
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,933
Um, this dress and these
shoes need to go back tomorrow
266
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,001
to 2 different stores.
267
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,202
I'm not gonna have the time,
268
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,536
so if you could just
return the shoes for me,
269
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:35,838
that would be great.
270
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,096
Oh, no. I'm not getting
sucked into your web of...
271
00:11:39,165 --> 00:11:41,065
bringing things back.
272
00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,445
But, Doug, you have to.
273
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:45,803
If not, then we just bought
a pair of $350 shoes.
274
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,806
Well, what do I even say?
275
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:49,985
OK, it's simple.
276
00:11:50,009 --> 00:11:52,155
All you have to say
is these are a size 6.
277
00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:53,856
Turns out I needed 6 1/2,
278
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:56,091
and they don't have half
sizes, so you're home free.
279
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:58,449
Fine, but I'm
building that go-cart.
280
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,692
I'm returning these
shoes. It's a return.
281
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,103
Can I help you?
282
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,065
Yes, I'd like to,
uh, return these.
283
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,634
Oh. Pity.
284
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:17,635
Yeah.
285
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,114
Uh, they're a little
on the small side.
286
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,838
My wife's a 6 1/2,
287
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,840
and those there, they're a 6.
288
00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:25,443
But these are 6 1/2.
289
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:28,212
No, they're 6. See? See the 6?
290
00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,494
Yeah, but there's
an umlaut over the 6.
291
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:33,751
In Europe, that means 6 1/2.
292
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,600
Why don't I get you a size 7,
293
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:39,634
and those should be right.
294
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:42,427
No. No. No 7s. She'd
be swimming in a 7.
295
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,773
But you just said
these were tight on her.
296
00:12:44,797 --> 00:12:47,331
Yes. Um, you know, it's
not really a length issue.
297
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,968
Uh, her feet are more roundish.
298
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,938
They're like hooves, actually.
299
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,007
Uh-huh.
300
00:12:56,075 --> 00:12:58,776
Would you excuse me one second?
301
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,177
Yeah.
302
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,178
Heindrich?
303
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,513
Ja?
304
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,245
Hey.
305
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:38,682
What do you think of my
Dolce and Ga-borrowed?
306
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,418
That's great. Here you go.
307
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,587
Are those the shoes?
308
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,367
I told you to return those!
309
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,323
I couldn't do it.
310
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,257
What happened?!
311
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,803
I told you exactly what to say!
312
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,759
You weren't there.
313
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,127
It was like going
through customs
314
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,630
with a suitcase full of heroin.
315
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,566
This screws up everything.
316
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,450
All right, the belt has to
go back to Gucci tomorrow,
317
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,620
so if I go during lunch, I can
take the shoes back in the morning.
318
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,077
Oh, crap. They
don't open till 10:00.
319
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,780
Don't these people
understand I have a job?
320
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,460
OK, the belt.
The belt. The belt.
321
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,484
Where's the belt?
Where's the belt?
322
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,320
Oh, my God.
323
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:17,754
Here's the belt.
324
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,790
Honey, oh, don't touch that.
325
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,658
That hasn't been processed.
326
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,295
OK. So, if I take the
shoes back at lunch,
327
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,163
they're a day
late, but I'll cry.
328
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,265
I think I could push it through.
329
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:31,202
But the belt. The belt. OK.
330
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:34,350
Oh, all right. I'll take it
when I take the sweater back.
331
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,251
They've got a Gucci
counter at Saks.
332
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:37,475
OK, everything's fine!
333
00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,143
Mmm.
334
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,178
Everything not fine.
335
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:42,713
What's going on here?
336
00:14:42,781 --> 00:14:44,893
You said you were only gonna
do this with a couple of things.
337
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:45,961
What difference does it make?
338
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,429
Everything's gonna
get returned on time.
339
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,830
Carrie, there's, like,
100 things in here.
340
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,132
What if you mess up?
What if we get stuck
341
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,400
having to pay for something?
342
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,190
Everything is under control, OK?
343
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:56,260
Everything gets tagged,
bagged, and returned on time.
344
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,762
The system works!
345
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:02,551
Yeah, it works great if you're
the guy in A Beautiful Mind.
346
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,881
It's not a system.
It's a disease.
347
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:06,937
Oh, come on.
348
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:08,850
No, it is. You buy
a bunch of stuff.
349
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:10,352
You get a big buzz off that.
350
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:11,920
Then you turn around,
you bring it back.
351
00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,844
It's like...
352
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,273
it's like you have
shopping bulimia.
353
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,617
All right. You know, you
are way over the top here.
354
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:20,718
It's not a disease.
355
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,431
It's just something that
makes me feel good.
356
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,221
End of story.
357
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,222
What are you doing?
358
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,424
Nothing. I have an itch.
359
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:28,803
Your arm's all red here.
360
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,528
Why is it... all red?
361
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:33,297
It's just where I
tuck in the tags.
362
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,145
Oh, my God. You've
given yourself a rash.
363
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,402
You have tag rash!
364
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:41,272
Would you stop? It's nothing!
365
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,285
It's not nothing!
You're killing yourself.
366
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:47,278
Or at least irritating yourself
quite a bit on one arm.
367
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,825
Now this is getting
way out of control.
368
00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:53,417
Carrie, it's taken
over your life.
369
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,520
But I can't take this
stuff back, Doug.
370
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,156
It's the nicest
wardrobe I've ever had.
371
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:01,892
It's not yours.
372
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,228
Now end this. For me.
373
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,264
Fine.
374
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:08,966
I'll take it back.
375
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,469
I may need to borrow your truck.
376
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:18,542
Hey, buddy. You're
gonna love the Freibergers.
377
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,879
They've got a big yard and kids.
378
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,949
And I'll be there to
see you every weekend.
379
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,185
You know, it'll
be just like old...
380
00:16:28,254 --> 00:16:30,822
times. I'm sorry.
381
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,023
I said that I wasn't
gonna do this.
382
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,493
Can we, um, move
this along, please?
383
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,529
Yeah. I'll just, uh...
384
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,931
I'll just get my coat
and get him out of here.
385
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:13,564
He saved me!
386
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,502
I think we're gonna make it.
387
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,044
Wow.
388
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:30,181
My boss has really done
good for himself, huh?
389
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:34,151
Yeah, if you're into the
sprawling beach estate thing.
390
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,720
Carrie!
391
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,555
Oh, speak of the
devil. Mr. Kaplan, hi.
392
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,122
Thank you so
much for inviting us.
393
00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,391
You remember my husband Doug.
394
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:42,493
Oh, sure. Glad
you could make it.
395
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,897
Oh, and that must
be little Harrison.
396
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:46,831
Yeah.
397
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,343
I got a wife, 3 nannies,
398
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,879
and something
they call an au pair,
399
00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,637
and yet I'm stuck
holding the damn thing.
400
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:53,949
Could you hold him for a second?
401
00:17:53,973 --> 00:17:55,384
I wanna go find Tiffany.
402
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,141
Oh, you know, I really
shouldn't, you know?
403
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,176
I've always been a
bit of a butterfingers.
404
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,177
You know, even as a kid,
405
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:02,279
all my dolls just... splat!
406
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,649
I trust you.
407
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:12,656
OK.
408
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:13,725
Thank you.
409
00:18:18,063 --> 00:18:19,407
What is wrong with you?
410
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,731
Nothing.
411
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,078
Carrie, he's a baby.
He's not a badger.
412
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,368
Hold him.
413
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,737
I just... I really shouldn't
be holding him, that's all.
414
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:29,166
What do you mean?
What... why do you...
415
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:34,378
Wait a second.
416
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,358
Is that one of those
expensive designer things?
417
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,049
I don't know. I don't think so.
418
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,396
I thought you told me you
were bringing them all back.
419
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,720
I couldn't.
420
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,987
Why not?
421
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,967
I went through the room
this morning. It was empty.
422
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,070
Yes, because I brought 'em
all down to my dad's room.
423
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,927
I told him I won them
all in a game show.
424
00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:52,429
I can't believe you.
425
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,876
How much did this
thing cost, anyway?
426
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:54,832
I don't know.
427
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:55,833
Shominy!
428
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,034
Stop.
429
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,936
I couldn't drag Tiffany
away from her friends.
430
00:19:00,005 --> 00:19:02,172
She's busy showing
off her new lips.
431
00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:03,974
Anyway, big favor to ask.
432
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,510
Apparently this little
guy needs to be fed.
433
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:09,346
Would you mind doing the honors?
434
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:10,347
Oh. Uh...
435
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:13,417
Boy, uh, what you got there?
436
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,386
It's very, uh... very blue.
437
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,155
Fresh mashed blueberries.
438
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,191
Come on, Carrie. Get in there.
439
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:23,661
OK. Here you go.
440
00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,407
Make sure you get it
all in your mouth, buddy.
441
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:28,265
Careful there, honey. You're
losing a little on the left side there.
442
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,601
You know what? I'm just
gonna run and get you a napkin.
443
00:19:32,204 --> 00:19:34,764
Kaplan: Uh-oh. I've
seen that look before.
444
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:13,277
Oh, Doug, I'm so sorry.
445
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,713
I'll go get someone
to get you a wet towel.
446
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,489
Well, at least we own that.
447
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:35,666
Doug, you coming?
448
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:40,437
Let's get it on.
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