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Hey!
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Oh, my! I never thought
I'd live to braid a queen's hair.
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I always thought
you'd be dead in a ditch by now.
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Why is it that every time
you're braiding my hair
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you tell me I'm going to die?
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Braids hurt my brain.
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Okay, let's get this coronation over with.
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Mop Girl, fetch me my royal stompers.
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But what about your glass slippers, ma'am?
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Oh, you're so going to die.
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So, now that you're gonna be queen,
does that mean we all move up a notch?
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I just thought
since the three of us are kind of an item,
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you know, we'd maybe
share the throne? Huh?
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Do they have a crown for best friends?
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As your new royal assassin,
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I can arrange for Elfo
to fall down a flight of stairs
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in a comical yet suspicious manner. Ow!
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Boys, this is serious.
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Being on the throne's
a huge, horrible responsibility.
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But if I'm gonna do this,
I gotta do it right.
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Yes, of course.
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I didn't get an answer
on that best friend crown.
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Oh! You showed up. Okay, showtime.
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Nice dress.
Let's get this circus underway.
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♪ Queen Beanie, chili beanie ♪
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♪ Boo dee bee dee... ♪
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Now, you listen up and you listen good.
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Bean is going to be queen.
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And the queen can no longer associate
with those who are beneath her.
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You are dismissed.
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Did we just get dumped?
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I look to you
as the world's foremost authority.
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The key to getting dumped
is not knowing how to take a hint.
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Aw! Bean reserved a seat for me.
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I mean, it's unreal.
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I can't believe
I'm forced to sit in the back
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with the fops and dandies
and the merchant class.
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I am a royal suck-up, damn it!
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- Sorry, this seat is taken.
- Shut up.
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All rise!
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Hmm.
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So, um, just wondering,
in terms of our relationship, how are we?
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I still don't like you or your eyeball,
but you have valuable experience.
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So we're okay for now.
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Plus, I like to keep my enemies close.
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Well, then,
consider me your number one enemy.
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Ah! The Crown. My favorite show.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, hags and geezers,
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we are gathered here today...
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Just do it!
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And what shall be your first words
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as Queen Tiabeanie the First,
Ruler of the Glorious Dreamland Empire?
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What the hell? This crown can suck it.
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"This crown can suck it."
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Queen Tiabeanie, where are you going?
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I want to address all my subjects,
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not just the snooty ones
with scepters up their butts.
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How did she know?
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- I'm friends with her.
- Really?
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Then perhaps you can tell me why,
for centuries,
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only a male heir can be crowned,
but now this?
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I mean, this kingdom has rules,
and to change them willy-nilly...
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Herman, you're leaning out
the window again.
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Stop tempting fate.
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Who did that?
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All right, thank you.
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Okay, that's enough. Settle down.
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If you're cheering
and clapping while I'm talking,
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that means you're not listening.
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Okay, shut up!
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Thank you. Now listen.
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Although I'm your ruler and that
makes me all superior or whatever,
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I feel like I know
each and every one of you.
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I've shopped at your stores
and peed in your fountains.
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I've gotten high in your drug dens
and I passed out in your barrels.
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So I want you to consider me
more like your friend.
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- Hi, friend.
- Hi, Turbish.
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Hi, friend.
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I beg you, do not respond.
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Hi, Odval.
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Ow, Odval.
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And when a friend might want to
break some unfortunate news to you,
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and not have you panic,
because it's really bad news…
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She's trying not to panic herself.
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As your queen, I command you
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to run for your lives
in an orderly fashion,
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and definitely don't look behind you.
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Huh?
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I said don't look behind you!
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Ew, green.
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Big Jo.
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That's right, Big Jo.
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And Porky.
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Who said that?
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Big Jo? I thought he was dead.
He looks like a cadaver.
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That can still be arranged.
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No, don't shoot.
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Bean, I've had a lot of time to think
since our adventure in Cremorrah,
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when you buried me in sand
and left Porky and me for dead.
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I came to apologize.
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Then what's with
the scary green smoke?
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Oh, well, that's the pork sausages.
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Porky has his own grill
in the back of the wagon
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and I toss him a sausage
every ten miles if he runs fast enough.
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Some people say
that's why he's named "Porky."
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- Is that true?
- No.
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And why should we trust you?
Dude, you tried to kill us multiple times.
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Even demons think you're a dick.
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Perhaps it's because I've spent a lifetime
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exorcising other people's demons,
but never my own.
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He does seem remorseful.
Maybe he's telling the truth.
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What shall we do, Your Majesty?
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I don't know,
he still looks kinda evil to me.
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That's just my appearance.
I have resting sinister face.
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Well, I want this
to be a progressive kingdom,
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not one beholden
to superstition and magic.
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And these days,
there is a modern way to get to the truth
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without having to kill someone.
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Throw him in the dungeon!
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Hi, you're under arrest.
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Boy, this went
a completely different way in my head.
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Oh, Big Jo, I've heard so much about
your stoic manner and indomitable spirit.
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It'll be an honor breaking them both.
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Do what you will to Porky,
but he will never talk.
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Stan, I need to speak
with the prisoners alone.
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The queen wants me
to press them for information.
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Oh, good idea.
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I'll just be over here,
pressing this guy for information.
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We need to talk. Does he have to be here?
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Porky, I thought I told you not to
embarrass me with your antics today.
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Go sit in a corner.
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When I got your message to come here,
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you didn't say anything
about being locked in the dungeon.
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I had no idea
Bean would be so unforgiving.
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Maybe if your disposition
were a little sunnier…
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I spit on your sunny disposition.
To important matters.
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I thought the dismal end of Zøg
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was to be the grand beginning
for our secret society.
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Bean gaining the crown
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has thrown a Turbish-sized monkey wrench
into the works.
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- Who's Turbish?
- The bane of my existence.
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- The chubby fellow who escorted you?
- Oh, yes.
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Never mind all that.
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I called you here
so you could help us out.
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Indeed. Fortunately, I may have discovered
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a key piece of information
about the Curse.
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The page torn from The Book Of Øgs.
You took it?
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My branch of the society
has been desperate
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for clues to the true meaning
of the Curse.
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I collect them when I have the chance.
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Porky says he's going
to put a scrapbook together,
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but we shall see.
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Anyway, check this out.
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The ancient language of ancients!
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Can you read it?
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Only with my ancient glasses.
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But I must get back to the queen
before she suspects something.
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She's alarmingly more
on top of things than her father.
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Hey, couldn't you take a less bumpy road?
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Yes, I could.
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"Elfo, nothing will tear us apart."
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It's the end of an era.
Bean's real royalty now.
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And for the first time ever,
she's outta my league.
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I guess it's time to finally let you go.
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Plus, I couldn't sell you
at the indoor swap meet.
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What the hell? Ogres?
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Oh, no, Junior.
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Me smell something
me sure me not like.
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Is the new throne
to your liking, Your Majesty?
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You do like it, right?
No, you hate it, don't you?
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No, well… Try that out, yes.
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That's a nice feature, isn't it?
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The beer holders are nice, but honestly,
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shouldn't we be spending
our time and money on the actual kingdom?
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You are so hilarious, Queen.
That was a joke, wasn't it?
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Bean! Bean!
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Ogres are attacking,
and we're all gonna die.
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Also, one of the ogres
destroyed your painting. It wasn't me.
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Sound the ogre alarm!
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We don't have an ogre alarm, Your Majesty.
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We've never been attacked by ogres before.
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Just sound any alarm!
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No, not the raccoon alarm.
Just sound all the alarms!
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Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm!
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What are we going to do?
We have no king to protect us.
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Woah! Woah! Woah!
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I'm right here.
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He just meant, it'd be better
if we had a man to lead us.
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Yeah, I know. Thanks, Bunty.
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You're welcome, ma'am.
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Remember this insult
when the revolution comes.
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We could use
your father's never-fail tactic.
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Just throw servants over the wall
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until the monsters get full
from eating them and go home.
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Great idea. We'll start with Bunty.
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Woah! As much as I'm annoyed with Bunty,
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I'm not throwing valuable servants
over the wall.
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I could fetch some of me children.
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That's sweet, Bunty,
but there's gotta be another way.
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This is the hardest thing
I'm ever going to do.
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Release the kegs!
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Now!
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Give us the one you call Elfo.
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Why? What did Elfo ever do to you?
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Him stab eyeball. Hurt feelings.
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Elfo, is that true?
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Oh, Bean, who knows
what happens in the fog of war?
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You gotta hide yourself right now, dude.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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I'm not your friend. I'm your queen.
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And as your queen, I'm ordering you to go.
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Hmm?
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow!
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Ow, my ass.
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What's wrong, Elfo?
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Look at me, Trixy. Hiding. Like a wimp.
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Meanwhile, my friend, ugh…
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I mean, my queen,
is up there fighting for me
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while I'm just sitting around
with a bunch of spooky weirdos
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who hang on my every word.
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Your every word.
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Because I'm your savior. That's it.
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Trøgs, I know what it's like to be you.
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Misunderstood. Rejected.
Pushed aside and forgotten.
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Nostrils. Weird little hats.
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But if you want saving,
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you need to save your saviors
so we can save you later!
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Big savings ahead!
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- What are they doing?
- They're thinking.
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Where is Elfo? We want him now!
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- Never!
- He's hiding in the Fun Maze!
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Elfo?
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Look! They're going around in circles!
We can't miss!
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We'll see about that!
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Oops!
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Elfo not there. And that no Fun Maze.
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Now we really mad.
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Hmm? Huh?
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Doink.
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We did it! We got them all!
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And this is my first day on the job.
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Uh-oh!
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Thanks for the help!
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Anything for our saviors!
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You can take that with you if you'd like.
248
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,582
Hmm.
249
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,130
Could it be?
250
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,932
Yoo-hoo!
251
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,059
Anyone here?
252
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:37,811
Hello?
253
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,104
Is that you, Rulo?
254
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,690
King Rulo to you. Who wants to know?
255
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,318
- It's Leavo.
- Leavo?
256
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,487
What took you so long?
257
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:57,081
I wonder what happened
to this poor bastard.
258
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,671
- My hunch was right! It's...
- The thing!
259
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,506
- The very thing!
- Exactly.
260
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:07,341
- The very, very thing.
- Shut up!
261
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:11,845
The legendary ancient seat
of elven power, Candyass.
262
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,306
Hurry, we must re-stack these skulls
263
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,017
before anyone,
even other elves, find out...
264
00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,560
Ooh!
265
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,355
You realize what this means?
266
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:25,317
Dreamland is
the long-lost home of the elves!
267
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,945
Hey, Rulo, find anything neat?
268
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,154
- No.
- Definitely not.
269
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,614
- Scram!
- Ooh!
270
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,830
All we got left is this me-flavored beer.
271
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:42,626
Don't celebrate yet. We have a problem.
272
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,877
Ugh!
273
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,675
Give us Elfo
and we leave rest of you alone.
274
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:53,387
Refuse, and we kill all of you
and take him, anyway.
275
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,638
How you like that?
276
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,558
So if we give them Elfo,
they won't kill anyone.
277
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:58,517
Except for Elfo.
278
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,478
Fantastic. We're going to live, everyone.
279
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,647
Noice!
280
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,274
Uh, excuse me?
281
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:08,610
I feel like we should workshop this
before making any firm decisions.
282
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,406
Bean, don't do this.
I have a family. My people need me.
283
00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:13,365
No, we don't.
284
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:17,494
I'll get the catapult ready.
We can toss him over right now.
285
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,330
No, I'm not giving them Elfo.
286
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,166
- You're not?
- You're not?
287
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:23,709
You're not?
288
00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:27,713
No. There's no way I'm giving
my best friend to those monsters.
289
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,549
I'm not a monster. They're the monsters.
290
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:33,010
Tiabeanie, your loyalty is admirable.
291
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:36,013
But you're the monster now…
I mean, the queen.
292
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,515
You have a duty
to protect the entire kingdom,
293
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,559
not just your tiny fan club.
294
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,687
The needs of the many
outweigh the needs of the Elfo.
295
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:46,023
But I can protect you. All of you.
296
00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,984
Look, I've gotten you this far, okay?
297
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:53,947
I just need you, my loyal subjects,
to trust me as your queen.
298
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,408
Now who's with me?
299
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,328
- Uh, Bean?
- Who's with the queen?
300
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,872
When I say "queen," you say "Bean."
301
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,124
Queen! Queen!
302
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,626
Where's Elfo?
303
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,709
What?
304
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,296
- Bean, help!
- Odval, stop!
305
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,881
Turbish, fire!
306
00:18:10,964 --> 00:18:13,008
I don't know who to disobey.
307
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,593
- Ugh!
- Ooh!
308
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:27,355
Gotcha!
309
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:34,571
Up here!
310
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:44,540
How's a flimsy piece of wood
gonna hold back the ogres?
311
00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,000
Haven't you ever seen
an enchanted broom before?
312
00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,627
What are you, some kinda wizard?
313
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,462
Well, now that you mention it…
314
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,973
The ancient scribblings. Did you find out?
315
00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:05,352
Mmm, those crazy runes tell of a battle
fought in Dreamland long ago,
316
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,438
between Tiabeanie's ancestors
and their foes.
317
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,482
The foes lost but cast a curse
318
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,901
on all subsequent successors
to the throne.
319
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:16,446
Foes? Who were they?
And what of Bean? Is she mentioned?
320
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,073
It's frustratingly vague,
321
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,367
like when people say they'll be in touch.
322
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,496
Here's the plan, Big Jo.
323
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:28,083
And, Porky, I expect
better behavior from you next time.
324
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,044
Don't talk to Porky that way.
He's sensitive.
325
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:31,962
I'll be in touch.
326
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:35,299
Porky, get your ass off the floor.
We're outta here.
327
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:39,386
The journey of a thousand sausages
begins with a single breakfast link.
328
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,114
- We're safe up here. There's no way out.
- Phew!
329
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,284
If we survive, we should really
consider playing more team sports.
330
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,287
Ooh, it's gettin' pretty spooky out here.
331
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:08,290
How 'bout a little song
to lighten the mood? Any requests?
332
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,584
You got it!
333
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,337
♪ The king in the cart goes
Honk, honk, honk ♪
334
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,547
♪ Honk, honk, honk
Honk, honk, honk ♪
335
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,217
♪ The king in the cart goes
Honk, honk, honk ♪
336
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,344
♪ All night long ♪
337
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,678
Please, no more.
338
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,097
♪ The driver of the cart
Goes stab, stab, stab ♪
339
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,099
♪ Stab, stab, stab
Stab, stab, stab ♪
340
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,434
♪ The driver of the cart goes ♪
341
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:31,021
♪ All night long ♪
342
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:36,944
Come on! No more beating around bush!
343
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,655
I'll never give up Elfo!
We can give you a jester?
344
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:42,991
No, he too hacky, even for us.
345
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,959
Wow. You made 'em even madder.
346
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,045
I'm queen for a day,
and I ruin everything.
347
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,881
We're being invaded,
everyone wants to kill us,
348
00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,800
and my crown doesn't even fit.
349
00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:03,262
Yeah, that was a shocker.
You and your dad have such big, fat heads.
350
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,430
I thought
your buck teeth would've caught it.
351
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,684
My teeth are prominent,
but they don't stick out sideways.
352
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,185
- Do they?
- A little bit.
353
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,021
Wow. Brutal honesty.
That's true friendship.
354
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,940
I never had a true friend before.
355
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,692
What're you talkin' about, ya numbnuts?
356
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,903
I didn't even know what the word
"friend" meant before I met you two.
357
00:21:19,987 --> 00:21:23,156
Every time I said, "Hi, I'm Elfo,"
I was crying on the inside.
358
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,040
If we don't make it out of this together,
359
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,835
I want you both to know
I'm gonna miss you.
360
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,754
I'm so sorry I got you guys into this.
361
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,256
You didn't get us into this, Bean.
362
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,967
But I can get us out of this.
363
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:43,593
Elfo, no!
364
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,595
Ow!
365
00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:49,182
Me got him. Let's go.
366
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,810
I'll find you, Elfo! I'll get you back!
367
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:53,103
Don't bother, Bean.
368
00:21:53,186 --> 00:21:56,106
I'm sure they'll skin me,
roast me, and eat me quickly.
369
00:21:57,441 --> 00:22:01,111
Oh, if you touch one hair on his head…
370
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:02,904
At least, I think that that's hair.
371
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,658
I swear I'm gonna kill
every last one of you!
372
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:11,038
I will wipe all traces
of the ogre nation from the land!
373
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:14,583
And if you've got
any colonies or territories
374
00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:18,128
or dependencies under your jurisdiction,
375
00:22:18,211 --> 00:22:20,547
you can forget about those, too!
376
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:23,300
Now that's the way
a queen threatens her enemies.
377
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,052
Bravo, Bean.
378
00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,970
Oh. Hello, Luci.
379
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,972
Mom? Wait… How did you…
380
00:22:29,765 --> 00:22:31,349
You brought the ogres here.
381
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:33,393
Oh, I had nothing to do with that, dear.
382
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,438
But I did enjoy the show.
You handled yourself well.
383
00:22:36,521 --> 00:22:39,024
You shouldn't have come back.
I'm queen now.
384
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:41,276
Queen of what? There's no one here.
385
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:45,197
They all abandoned you.
Just like you abandoned your father.
386
00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,491
I didn't… I tried to help him.
387
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,951
You know what?
That is none of your business.
388
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,162
You do not get to talk about my dad.
389
00:22:52,245 --> 00:22:54,581
Oh? And what are you going to do about it?
390
00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:57,626
I'll smash your face in.
And Luci will bite your ankles!
391
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:00,754
Luci! Ugh.
392
00:23:00,837 --> 00:23:01,837
Luci?
393
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,841
She blindsided me.
While I was looking right at her.
394
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:12,599
Whoa!
395
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:28,281
I don't know why you always
bring out the good half in me, Bean.
396
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:41,837
No. No, Luci!
397
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:46,466
What's happening?
Where is this bookcase taking us?
398
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:48,260
Down, down, down.
399
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:49,553
Stop saying "down."
400
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:52,639
All the way down. To your destiny.
401
00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,727
- And here we are.
- Where are we?
402
00:24:00,522 --> 00:24:03,775
Twinkletown Insane Asylum. Your new home.
403
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,824
Don't push those buttons.
It won't do any good.
404
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:12,617
This is an express elevator.
405
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,011
The bride has arrived.
406
00:24:36,391 --> 00:24:37,809
Where am I?
407
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:40,061
Welcome to Heaven, Luci.
408
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,523
Hell no!
409
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:46,609
Hell yes.
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