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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 0:1:8,318 --> 0:1:10,195 Narrator Since the beginning of time, 2 0:1:11,405 --> 0:1:15,158 Since the first little girl ever existed, 3 0:1:15,242 --> 0:1:18,620 There have been dolls. 4 0:1:20,747 --> 0:1:24,710 But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls. 5 0:1:26,962 --> 0:1:28,460 The girls who played with them 6 0:1:28,130 --> 0:1:31,550 Could only ever play at being mothers. 7 0:1:31,675 --> 0:1:36,305 Which can be fun, at least for a while, anyway. 8 0:1:37,598 --> 0:1:39,570 Ask your mother. 9 0:1:41,602 --> 0:1:43,645 This continued until... Subs/Sync: TheBiscuitMan 10 0:1:45,647 --> 0:1:48,483 "Thus Spake Zarathustra" plays 11 0:1:52,571 --> 0:1:54,720 Warning buzz 12 0:2:3,248 --> 0:2:4,583 ting 13 0:2:50,796 --> 0:2:53,757 Yes, Barbie changed everything. 14 0:2:54,424 --> 0:2:57,302 Then, she changed it all again. 15 0:2:57,386 --> 0:2:59,429 All of these women are Barbie, 16 0:2:59,513 --> 0:3:2,724 and Barbie is all of these women. 17 0:3:3,141 --> 0:3:6,186 She might have started out as just a lady in a bathing suit, 18 0:3:6,269 --> 0:3:9,147 but she became so much more. 19 0:3:9,231 --> 0:3:11,983 She has her own money, her own house, 20 0:3:12,670 --> 0:3:15,237 her own car, her own career. 21 0:3:15,946 --> 0:3:20,617 Because Barbie can be anything, women can be anything. 22 0:3:20,701 --> 0:3:23,360 And this has been reflected back 23 0:3:23,120 --> 0:3:26,540 Onto the little girls of today in the Real World. 24 0:3:27,124 --> 0:3:29,420 Girls can grow into women, 25 0:3:29,126 --> 0:3:30,669 Who can achieve everything 26 0:3:30,794 --> 0:3:33,880 And anything they set their mind to. 27 0:3:33,380 --> 0:3:34,673 Thanks to Barbie, 28 0:3:34,798 --> 0:3:40,345 All problems of feminism and equal rights have been solved. 29 0:3:41,430 --> 0:3:44,266 At least that's what the Barbies think. 30 0:3:44,349 --> 0:3:47,227 After all, they're living in Barbie Land. 31 0:3:47,310 --> 0:3:49,438 Who am i to burst their bubble? 32 0:3:50,647 --> 0:3:52,983 And here is one of those Barbies now, 33 0:3:53,660 --> 0:3:55,819 living her best day every day. 34 0:3:57,404 --> 0:3:59,531 Lizzo When i wake up 35 0:3:59,614 --> 0:4:1,867 In my own pink world 36 0:4:1,950 --> 0:4:5,954 i get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls 37 0:4:6,370 --> 0:4:8,290 Hey, Barbie, hey 38 0:4:8,373 --> 0:4:10,417 She's so cool 39 0:4:10,500 --> 0:4:11,668 All dolled up 40 0:4:11,793 --> 0:4:14,421 Just playing chess by the pool 41 0:4:15,839 --> 0:4:18,550 Come on, we got important things to do 42 0:4:18,633 --> 0:4:22,846 It's her and her and me and you 43 0:4:22,929 --> 0:4:27,100 And pink goes with everything 44 0:4:27,184 --> 0:4:29,102 Beautiful from head to toe 45 0:4:29,186 --> 0:4:31,188 I'm read' to go, you know, you know 46 0:4:31,271 --> 0:4:35,275 It's pink, good enough to drink 47 0:4:35,567 --> 0:4:37,152 We like other colors 48 0:4:37,277 --> 0:4:39,905 But pink just looks so good on us 49 0:4:41,239 --> 0:4:44,659 What you wearing? Dress or suit? 50 0:4:45,350 --> 0:4:48,789 Either way, that power looks SO good on you 51 0:4:48,872 --> 0:4:53,430 Hey, Barbie, i like your style 52 0:4:53,168 --> 0:4:57,380 If that was really a mirror, you'd see a perfect smile 53 0:4:57,464 --> 0:5:1,843 Round and round and round and round and 54 0:5:4,387 --> 0:5:5,931 That's my Barbie 55 0:5:6,140 --> 0:5:8,350 Go Barbie, go Barbie 56 0:5:8,433 --> 0:5:9,976 That's my Barbie 57 0:5:12,687 --> 0:5:14,397 That's my Barbie 58 0:5:14,481 --> 0:5:16,900 Go Barbie, go Barbie 59 0:5:16,983 --> 0:5:18,360 That's my Barbie 60 0:5:21,279 --> 0:5:24,449 Come on, we got important things to do 61 0:5:24,533 --> 0:5:28,537 It's her and her and me and you 62 0:5:28,620 --> 0:5:33,124 And pink goes with everything 63 0:5:33,208 --> 0:5:34,793 Beautiful from head to toe 64 0:5:34,918 --> 0:5:36,920 I'm read' to go, you know, you know 65 0:5:37,30 --> 0:5:39,256 - It's pink - Pretty pink 66 0:5:39,339 --> 0:5:41,258 - Good enough to drink - Oh, yeah 67 0:5:41,341 --> 0:5:43,90 We like other colors 68 0:5:43,930 --> 0:5:45,679 But pink just looks so good on us 69 0:5:45,804 --> 0:5:47,764 P, pretty 70 0:5:47,848 --> 0:5:49,683 i, intelligent 71 0:5:49,766 --> 0:5:51,810 N, never sad 72 0:5:51,893 --> 0:5:53,854 K, cool 73 0:5:53,937 --> 0:5:55,272 narrator When you're playing with Barbies... 74 0:5:55,355 --> 0:5:56,640 Hi, Barbie. 75 0:5:56,147 --> 0:5:57,983 ..nobody bothers to walk them down the stairs 76 0:5:58,660 --> 0:5:59,401 and out the door, et cetera. 77 0:6:0,485 --> 0:6:1,486 You just pick them up 78 0:6:1,570 --> 0:6:3,488 and put them where you want them to go. 79 0:6:3,572 --> 0:6:6,283 You'd better fly, girl, yeah, yeah 80 0:6:6,366 --> 0:6:8,201 narrator You use your imagination. 81 0:6:8,285 --> 0:6:9,786 Lizzo Hey, i was still singin’ 82 0:6:10,871 --> 0:6:11,997 Hi, Barbie. 83 0:6:12,497 --> 0:6:13,999 - Hi, Skipper. - Hi, Barbie. 84 0:6:14,875 --> 0:6:17,252 Midge was Barbie's pregnant friend. 85 0:6:17,419 --> 0:6:19,212 - Hey, Midge - Let's not show Midge, actually. 86 0:6:19,296 --> 0:6:20,839 She was discontinued by Mattel 87 0:6:20,922 --> 0:6:23,383 because a pregnant doll is just too weird. 88 0:6:23,466 --> 0:6:25,343 Anyway, Barbie has another 89 0:6:25,427 --> 0:6:26,511 big day ahead of her. 90 0:6:26,595 --> 0:6:28,263 - Pink - Hi, Barbie! 91 0:6:28,346 --> 0:6:29,639 Goes with everything 92 0:6:29,848 --> 0:6:32,142 - Hi, Barbie. - Morning, Barbie. Hi. 93 0:6:32,225 --> 0:6:33,268 - Good morning. - Good morning. 94 0:6:33,351 --> 0:6:35,270 - Another great day. - Good morning, Barbie. 95 0:6:35,353 --> 0:6:36,229 Hi. 96 0:6:37,230 --> 0:6:39,240 - Hey, ladies. - Good morning! 97 0:6:39,524 --> 0:6:41,776 jackhammer runs 98 0:6:41,860 --> 0:6:43,320 woman Everybody, turn to the Barbie next to you. 99 0:6:43,653 --> 0:6:45,530 Tell her how much you love her. Compliment her. 100 0:6:45,614 --> 0:6:47,490 Reporter Barbie, you can ask me any question you want. 101 0:6:47,616 --> 0:6:49,284 Well, how come you're SO amazing? 102 0:6:49,367 --> 0:6:50,452 No comment. laughs 103 0:6:50,535 --> 0:6:52,662 Black Barbie, President Black Barbie, President 104 0:6:52,829 --> 0:6:54,456 No, seriously, no comment. 105 0:6:54,539 --> 0:6:55,790 laughter 106 0:6:55,916 --> 0:6:57,292 i love you guys. 107 0:6:57,375 --> 0:7:1,338 The Nobel Prize for Journalism goes to... Barbie. 108 0:7:1,796 --> 0:7:4,174 i work very hard, so i deserve it. 109 0:7:4,299 --> 0:7:5,675 And the Nobel Prize for Literature 110 0:7:5,800 --> 0:7:7,427 goes to... Barbie. 111 0:7:7,928 --> 0:7:9,220 You're the voice of a generation. 112 0:7:9,304 --> 0:7:10,388 i Know. 113 0:7:10,513 --> 0:7:12,432 In our assessment, money is not speech, 114 0:7:12,515 --> 0:7:15,393 and corporations have no free speech rights to begin with. 115 0:7:15,477 --> 0:7:17,979 So any claim on their part to be exercising a right 116 0:7:18,630 --> 0:7:21,608 is just their attempt to turn our democracy into a plutocracy. 117 0:7:22,525 --> 0:7:24,861 This makes me emotional, and I'm expressing it. 118 0:7:25,153 --> 0:7:28,239 i have no difficulty holding both logic 119 0:7:28,323 --> 0:7:30,325 and feeling at the same time. 120 0:7:30,408 --> 0:7:33,870 And it does not diminish my powers, it expands them. 121 0:7:40,794 --> 0:7:42,754 Oh, pink 122 0:7:43,129 --> 0:7:44,172 Hi, Barbie. 123 0:7:44,839 --> 0:7:46,466 What can't Barbie do? 124 0:7:47,968 --> 0:7:49,940 Hi, Barbie. 125 0:7:49,678 --> 0:7:50,929 Yay, space! 126 0:7:52,555 --> 0:7:53,765 Gosh. 127 0:7:55,517 --> 0:7:58,190 See you later 128 0:7:59,604 --> 0:8:2,273 Barbie has a great day every day, 129 0:8:2,357 --> 0:8:5,819 but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him. 130 0:8:7,779 --> 0:8:10,281 chatter 131 0:8:12,951 --> 0:8:13,868 Hi, Barbie! 132 0:8:14,661 --> 0:8:15,495 Hi, Ken. 133 0:8:15,578 --> 0:8:16,871 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Barbie! 134 0:8:17,163 --> 0:8:17,956 Hi, Barbie. 135 0:8:18,390 --> 0:8:18,915 groans 136 0:8:18,999 --> 0:8:20,830 - Hi, Ken. - Hi, Ken. 137 0:8:21,420 --> 0:8:21,918 - Hi, Ken. - Hi, Ken. 138 0:8:22,20 --> 0:8:23,545 - Hi, Ken. - i got us both ice creams. 139 0:8:23,628 --> 0:8:25,255 - Cool. - Hi, Barbie. 140 0:8:25,338 --> 0:8:26,673 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Barbie. 141 0:8:26,798 --> 0:8:28,80 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Barbie. 142 0:8:28,842 --> 0:8:30,930 - Hi, Barbie! - Hi, Ken. 143 0:8:30,176 --> 0:8:30,885 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Ken. 144 0:8:30,969 --> 0:8:32,971 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Barbie. 145 0:8:33,540 --> 0:8:34,514 Hi, Barbies. 146 0:8:34,597 --> 0:8:37,308 - Bye, Barbies. - Bye, Barbie. 147 0:8:37,684 --> 0:8:38,476 Hi, Barbie. 148 0:8:39,269 --> 0:8:40,478 Oh, hi, Allan. 149 0:8:40,562 --> 0:8:43,523 There are no multiples of Allan. He's just Allan. 150 0:8:43,606 --> 0:8:46,317 Yeah, I'm, I... confused about that. 151 0:8:47,270 --> 0:8:49,320 Hey, Barbie. Check me out. 152 0:9:7,130 --> 0:9:8,339 Ken! 153 0:9:11,551 --> 0:9:13,678 - Ooh! - No! 154 0:9:13,803 --> 0:9:15,138 Ohh! 155 0:9:15,221 --> 0:9:17,515 - gasps - Whoa! 156 0:9:18,641 --> 0:9:20,769 Oh, no! 157 0:9:21,436 --> 0:9:22,771 clamor 158 0:9:22,854 --> 0:9:23,605 - Oh, my God! - Oh, look! 159 0:9:24,355 --> 0:9:25,440 man That's gotta hurt. 160 0:9:25,523 --> 0:9:27,250 - Ken. - Oh, hey, Barbie. 161 0:9:27,108 --> 0:9:29,611 - Hi. - How much of that did you see? 162 0:9:29,694 --> 0:9:30,904 We saw the whole thing. 163 0:9:30,987 --> 0:9:32,781 Let's get you up on your feet, Ken. There you go. 164 0:9:32,864 --> 0:9:34,824 - You guys are so strong. - Use your legs. There he is. 165 0:9:34,908 --> 0:9:37,285 - You okay? - Yep. Totally. 166 0:9:37,368 --> 0:9:38,495 Looks like this beach was 167 0:9:38,620 --> 0:9:39,913 a little too much beach for you, Ken. 168 0:9:39,996 --> 0:9:41,164 If i wasn't severely injured, 169 0:9:41,247 --> 0:9:43,374 i would beach you off right now, Ken. 170 0:9:43,458 --> 0:9:44,667 I'll beach off with you any day, Ken. 171 0:9:44,876 --> 0:9:46,503 Hold my ice cream, Ken. 172 0:9:47,504 --> 0:9:49,470 All right, Ken, you're on. 173 0:9:50,900 --> 0:9:51,910 Let's beach off. 174 0:9:51,174 --> 0:9:52,217 Anyone who wants to beach him off 175 0:9:52,300 --> 0:9:53,510 has to beach me off first. 176 0:9:53,593 --> 0:9:55,762 i will beach both of you off at the same time. 177 0:9:55,845 --> 0:9:57,388 But you don't even know how to beach yourself off. 178 0:9:57,472 --> 0:9:58,306 How you gonna beach both of us off? 179 0:9:58,389 --> 0:9:59,808 Okay, all right. Kens? 180 0:9:59,891 --> 0:10:1,351 Why are you getting emotional? 181 0:10:1,434 --> 0:10:4,813 Come on, Kens. Nobody's gonna beach anyone off. 182 0:10:5,146 --> 0:10:6,189 Okay? 183 0:10:6,481 --> 0:10:7,398 Let's go. 184 0:10:8,358 --> 0:10:9,609 - Okay, okay. - Okay. 185 0:10:9,692 --> 0:10:11,402 - You did so well. - You still hurt? 186 0:10:11,486 --> 0:10:12,612 We'll get you fixed up. 187 0:10:19,953 --> 0:10:21,121 - Go! - Go! 188 0:10:22,831 --> 0:10:24,958 - Barbie, hold my hand! - You're okay. 189 0:10:25,375 --> 0:10:26,709 Stay with me, Barbie! 190 0:10:27,460 --> 0:10:28,378 shutter flashes 191 0:10:28,461 --> 0:10:29,420 Great. 192 0:10:29,504 --> 0:10:31,464 Not even broken. You'll be fine. 193 0:10:31,548 --> 0:10:34,134 Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize. 194 0:10:34,217 --> 0:10:35,635 You're very brave, Ken. 195 0:10:36,970 --> 0:10:38,805 - Thank you, Barbie. - Yeah. 196 0:10:38,888 --> 0:10:40,181 You know surfer is not even my job. 197 0:10:40,265 --> 0:10:40,932 i Know. 198 0:10:41,150 --> 0:10:44,102 And it is not lifeguard, which is a common misconception. 199 0:10:44,185 --> 0:10:46,396 - Very common. - Because actually my job... 200 0:10:47,689 --> 0:10:49,941 - ...it's just beach. - Right. 201 0:10:50,240 --> 0:10:51,860 And what a good job you do at beach. 202 0:10:51,943 --> 0:10:53,236 You should heal up in no time. 203 0:10:53,319 --> 0:10:54,863 Actually, in the time that it took for me 204 0:10:54,946 --> 0:10:56,406 to say that sentence, you healed. 205 0:10:56,489 --> 0:10:58,116 - Fantastic. - Nice. 206 0:10:58,199 --> 0:10:59,284 - Hey, Barbie. - Yeah? 207 0:10:59,367 --> 0:11:0,410 Can i come to your house tonight? 208 0:11:0,493 --> 0:11:1,369 Sure. 209 0:11:1,452 --> 0:11:2,453 i don't have anything big planned. 210 0:11:2,537 --> 0:11:3,663 Just a giant blowout party 211 0:11:3,746 --> 0:11:6,291 with all the Barbies and planned choreography and a bespoke song. 212 0:11:6,374 --> 0:11:7,667 You should stop by. 213 0:11:7,750 --> 0:11:9,169 - So cool. - Yeah. 214 0:11:9,335 --> 0:11:12,130 - Okay. Bye. - Okay. Bye. Goodbye. 215 0:11:12,213 --> 0:11:16,259 Baby, you can find me under the lights 216 0:11:16,342 --> 0:11:18,303 Diamonds under my eyes 217 0:11:18,386 --> 0:11:19,470 Turn the rhythm up 218 0:11:19,554 --> 0:11:22,765 Don't you wanna just come along for the ride? 219 0:11:22,891 --> 0:11:24,601 Ooh, my outfit so tight 220 0:11:24,684 --> 0:11:27,145 You can see my heartbeat tonight 221 0:11:27,228 --> 0:11:29,355 i can take the heat, baby, best believe 222 0:11:29,439 --> 0:11:31,274 That's the moment i shine 223 0:11:31,357 --> 0:11:33,693 ‘Cause every romance shakes and it bends 224 0:11:33,776 --> 0:11:35,778 Don't give a damn 225 0:11:35,862 --> 0:11:37,864 When the night's here, i don't do tears 226 0:11:37,947 --> 0:11:40,200 Baby, no chance 227 0:11:40,283 --> 0:11:45,790 i can dance, i can dance, i can dance 228 0:11:45,163 --> 0:11:47,957 - Watch me - Dance 229 0:11:48,410 --> 0:11:49,959 Dance the night away 230 0:11:50,840 --> 0:11:51,419 My heart could be burnin’ 231 0:11:51,502 --> 0:11:53,463 But you won't see it on my face 232 0:11:53,546 --> 0:11:54,380 PRESIDENT 233 0:11:54,464 --> 0:11:56,549 Watch me dance 234 0:11:56,633 --> 0:11:58,760 Dance the night away 235 0:11:58,843 --> 0:12:0,803 I'll still Keep the party runnin’ 236 0:12:0,887 --> 0:12:2,347 Not one hair out of place 237 0:12:2,472 --> 0:12:3,181 echo Place, place 238 0:12:3,264 --> 0:12:7,352 Lately I've been movin' close to the edge 239 0:12:7,435 --> 0:12:9,812 Still be lookin' my best 240 0:12:9,896 --> 0:12:11,981 i stay on the beat, you can count on me 241 0:12:12,650 --> 0:12:14,670 i ain't missin’ no steps 242 0:12:14,150 --> 0:12:16,236 ‘Cause every romance shakes and it bends 243 0:12:16,319 --> 0:12:18,404 Don't give a damn 244 0:12:18,488 --> 0:12:19,364 When the night's here... 245 0:12:19,447 --> 0:12:21,574 - Hi, Barbie. - Hi, Ken. 246 0:12:22,742 --> 0:12:27,747 i could dance, i could dance, i could dance 247 0:12:27,830 --> 0:12:28,539 Watch me 248 0:12:28,623 --> 0:12:30,625 - Looking good, Barbie. - Thanks, Ken. 249 0:12:30,708 --> 0:12:32,585 Dance the night away 250 0:12:32,710 --> 0:12:34,170 My heart could be burnin’ 251 0:12:34,254 --> 0:12:36,547 But you won't see it on my face 252 0:12:36,631 --> 0:12:41,469 Watch me dance, dance the night away 253 0:12:41,552 --> 0:12:43,179 I'll still Keep the party runnin’ 254 0:12:43,263 --> 0:12:44,597 Not one hair out of place 255 0:12:44,681 --> 0:12:46,599 - Oh, hi, Ken. - Hi! 256 0:12:46,975 --> 0:12:48,393 - Yes, yes, yes! - Hi, Barbie. 257 0:12:48,476 --> 0:12:49,978 - Hi, Barbie. - Barbies! 258 0:12:50,853 --> 0:12:52,105 What's up, Ken? 259 0:12:53,940 --> 0:12:56,670 i don't play safe 260 0:12:56,150 --> 0:12:58,820 - Don't you know about me? - Uh-huh 261 0:12:58,903 --> 0:13:3,324 i could dance, i could dance, i could dance 262 0:13:5,410 --> 0:13:7,161 Hey, Barbie. Check me out. 263 0:13:7,537 --> 0:13:9,497 I'll still Keep the party runnin’ 264 0:13:9,580 --> 0:13:10,498 Not one hair out of place 265 0:13:10,581 --> 0:13:12,375 Bet you can't do a flip like that, Ken! 266 0:13:14,252 --> 0:13:15,336 What? 267 0:13:15,461 --> 0:13:16,921 This is a real rager, Barbie. 268 0:13:17,50 --> 0:13:20,80 Thanks, Barbie. Gosh, this night is just perfect. 269 0:13:20,910 --> 0:13:21,509 It's perfectly perfect. 270 0:13:21,592 --> 0:13:23,803 And you look so beautiful, Barbie. 271 0:13:23,886 --> 0:13:25,763 Thanks, Barbie. i feel so beautiful. 272 0:13:25,888 --> 0:13:27,682 -Sodol. - This is the best day ever. 273 0:13:27,807 --> 0:13:29,170 It is the best day ever. 274 0:13:29,100 --> 0:13:31,102 And so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, 275 0:13:31,185 --> 0:13:33,313 and so is the day after tomorrow and even Wednesdays 276 0:13:33,396 --> 0:13:34,731 and every day from now until forever. 277 0:13:34,814 --> 0:13:36,316 Yeah, Barbie! 278 0:13:37,358 --> 0:13:38,943 You guys ever think about dying? 279 0:13:39,270 --> 0:13:40,280 needle scratches record 280 0:13:49,579 --> 0:13:50,997 i don't know why i just said that. 281 0:13:52,749 --> 0:13:55,543 I'm just dying to dance. 282 0:13:55,626 --> 0:13:58,129 - music resumes - cheering 283 0:14:4,635 --> 0:14:6,929 i don't play safe 284 0:14:7,130 --> 0:14:9,599 - Don't you know about me? - Uh-huh 285 0:14:9,724 --> 0:14:13,353 i could dance, i could dance, i could dance 286 0:14:13,436 --> 0:14:15,271 Dance the night 287 0:14:34,123 --> 0:14:35,166 Wow. chuckles 288 0:14:35,625 --> 0:14:36,959 You can go now. 289 0:14:37,877 --> 0:14:39,295 i thought i might stay over tonight. 290 0:14:39,379 --> 0:14:40,338 Why? 291 0:14:40,755 --> 0:14:42,480 Because we're girlfriend/boyfriend. 292 0:14:42,465 --> 0:14:43,633 To do what? 293 0:14:45,90 --> 0:14:46,427 I'm actually not sure. 294 0:14:47,345 --> 0:14:49,806 Oh, but, i don't want you here. 295 0:14:49,889 --> 0:14:50,973 Is it Ken? 296 0:14:51,570 --> 0:14:52,642 Ken's just a really good friend. 297 0:14:52,725 --> 0:14:54,727 And this is my Dreamhouse. It's Barbie's Dreamhouse. 298 0:14:54,852 --> 0:14:56,687 It's not Ken's Dreamhouse. Right? 299 0:14:56,813 --> 0:14:58,564 laughs Right as always. 300 0:14:58,689 --> 0:15:0,400 Okay. And it's girls’ night. 301 0:15:0,483 --> 0:15:2,527 Come on, Barbie! Slumber party! 302 0:15:2,610 --> 0:15:3,986 Hurry up. The President's here. 303 0:15:4,700 --> 0:15:5,488 lam. You're welcome. 304 0:15:6,322 --> 0:15:9,367 - Every night is girls’ night. - Mm-hmm. Every night. Forever. 305 0:15:10,868 --> 0:15:13,162 - Every night. - Forever and ever. 306 0:15:13,621 --> 0:15:14,956 - Good night. - Good night. 307 0:15:17,410 --> 0:15:20,440 Barbies scream and laugh 308 0:15:21,170 --> 0:15:22,255 whispers i love you, too. 309 0:15:22,338 --> 0:15:25,550 Barbies Girls’ night! Girls' night! Girls’ night! 310 0:15:25,633 --> 0:15:27,301 i can't. i gotta go. 311 0:15:27,385 --> 0:15:30,596 Barbies, chanting Girls’ night! Girls' night! Girls’ night! 312 0:15:30,680 --> 0:15:33,766 Girls' night! Girls’ night! Girls’ night! 313 0:15:35,893 --> 0:15:36,727 Good night, Barbies! 314 0:15:36,811 --> 0:15:39,230 I'm definitely not thinking about death anymore. 315 0:15:49,907 --> 0:15:51,534 birds chirping 316 0:16:0,710 --> 0:16:2,295 music blares 317 0:16:2,378 --> 0:16:6,591 When i wake up in my own pink world 318 0:16:6,674 --> 0:16:7,592 Hi, Barbie. 319 0:16:7,675 --> 0:16:10,636 i get up out of bed and wave to my homegirls 320 0:16:10,720 --> 0:16:12,889 - Hey, Barbie - Hey 321 0:16:13,222 --> 0:16:15,141 - Why so stressed? - Hi, Barbie. 322 0:16:15,224 --> 0:16:17,101 Could it be those irrepressible... 323 0:16:17,185 --> 0:16:19,562 - Hi, Barbie. - ...thoughts of death 324 0:16:20,271 --> 0:16:23,399 Come on, we got important things to-- Ooh! 325 0:16:23,483 --> 0:16:27,487 It's her, and her, and me and you 326 0:16:27,570 --> 0:16:30,865 And pink goes with everything 327 0:16:30,948 --> 0:16:32,330 Oh, that's cold 328 0:16:32,116 --> 0:16:33,826 Beautiful from head to toe 329 0:16:33,910 --> 0:16:35,870 I'm read' to go, you know, you know 330 0:16:35,953 --> 0:16:38,206 It's pink, it's gonna be all right 331 0:16:38,289 --> 0:16:40,208 Good enough to drink 332 0:16:40,291 --> 0:16:44,378 We like other colors, but pink just looks so good on us 333 0:16:44,504 --> 0:16:46,589 P, panic 334 0:16:46,672 --> 0:16:48,674 i, I'm scared 335 0:16:48,758 --> 0:16:50,843 N, nauseous 336 0:16:50,927 --> 0:16:52,428 K, death 337 0:16:53,513 --> 0:16:55,223 That's my Barbie 338 0:16:55,306 --> 0:16:57,475 Go Barbie, go Barbie 339 0:16:57,600 --> 0:16:59,894 That's my Barbie, ooh-ooh 340 0:16:59,977 --> 0:17:1,200 Aah! 341 0:17:1,145 --> 0:17:3,189 Oh, girl, you okay? 342 0:17:3,898 --> 0:17:5,660 Hi, Barbie. 343 0:17:6,250 --> 0:17:8,819 I'm fine. A-okay. 344 0:17:9,237 --> 0:17:12,323 - You got it, Barbie. - Let's go, Barbie! 345 0:17:12,406 --> 0:17:13,491 Great cheer, Kens. 346 0:17:13,574 --> 0:17:14,825 High five! 347 0:17:14,909 --> 0:17:16,327 Hey, Barbie. 348 0:17:16,410 --> 0:17:18,496 Come on, Barbie. Let's run towards the water. 349 0:17:18,579 --> 0:17:19,664 Okay. 350 0:17:31,259 --> 0:17:32,260 My feet! 351 0:17:35,304 --> 0:17:36,222 Oh, no. 352 0:17:37,348 --> 0:17:39,141 Yes! So good! 353 0:17:44,105 --> 0:17:45,220 Hey, Barbie. 354 0:17:45,106 --> 0:17:45,940 - Hi. - Are you okay? 355 0:17:46,230 --> 0:17:47,984 - Hey, Barbie. - Yeah, Barbie. i just fell. 356 0:17:48,670 --> 0:17:49,610 - Fell? - I'm so embarrassed. 357 0:17:49,735 --> 0:17:51,279 - Barbie doesn't get embarrassed. - i know. 358 0:17:51,362 --> 0:17:53,406 Barbie, i don't even have context for this, 359 0:17:53,489 --> 0:17:57,285 but my feet... my heels are on the ground. 360 0:17:57,368 --> 0:17:59,120 I'm no longer on tiptoes. 361 0:17:59,203 --> 0:18:0,621 That's okay. Let me see. 362 0:18:2,665 --> 0:18:3,749 gasp 363 0:18:3,874 --> 0:18:6,586 Flat feet! 364 0:18:6,669 --> 0:18:9,547 screaming 365 0:18:9,630 --> 0:18:11,966 retching 366 0:18:15,845 --> 0:18:17,960 Stop it, Ken. 367 0:18:17,179 --> 0:18:18,889 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 368 0:18:18,973 --> 0:18:20,308 i know I'm Stereotypical Barbie 369 0:18:20,391 --> 0:18:22,180 and therefore don't form conjectures 370 0:18:22,101 --> 0:18:24,228 concerning the causality of adjacent unfolding events, 371 0:18:24,312 --> 0:18:26,480 but some things have been happening that might be related. 372 0:18:26,564 --> 0:18:28,733 sighs 373 0:18:28,816 --> 0:18:30,610 Bad breath this morning, a cold shower, 374 0:18:30,693 --> 0:18:32,361 burnt waffle, and falling off my roof. 375 0:18:32,486 --> 0:18:33,404 You're malfunctioning. 376 0:18:33,529 --> 0:18:36,657 What? No, I'm just, I'm-- Am i? 377 0:18:36,741 --> 0:18:38,367 I've never seen this kind of malfunction before. 378 0:18:38,451 --> 0:18:40,536 It's usually just hair-related. 379 0:18:40,620 --> 0:18:43,122 You know, you're gonna have to visit Weird Barbie. 380 0:18:43,497 --> 0:18:46,420 i have never had to visit Weird Barbie. 381 0:18:46,125 --> 0:18:47,793 That's because you've never malfunctioned. 382 0:18:47,918 --> 0:18:49,420 i heard that she used to be 383 0:18:49,503 --> 0:18:51,880 the most beautiful Barbie of all, 384 0:18:51,213 --> 0:18:54,425 but then someone played with her too hard in the Real World. 385 0:19:5,603 --> 0:19:7,271 And now she's fated to an eternity 386 0:19:7,355 --> 0:19:8,814 of making other Barbies perfect 387 0:19:8,939 --> 0:19:11,317 while falling more and more into disrepair herself. 388 0:19:11,942 --> 0:19:13,277 That, and we all call her Weird Barbie 389 0:19:13,361 --> 0:19:15,696 both behind her back and also to her face. 390 0:19:15,780 --> 0:19:17,156 She's so weird. 391 0:19:18,574 --> 0:19:20,826 Why is she always in the splits? 392 0:19:27,917 --> 0:19:32,40 Oh, i would never wear heels if my feet were shaped this way. 393 0:19:35,758 --> 0:19:36,967 Hello? 394 0:19:37,843 --> 0:19:38,552 Oh. 395 0:19:39,387 --> 0:19:40,137 Bark. 396 0:19:42,560 --> 0:19:42,807 Woot. 397 0:19:44,183 --> 0:19:45,226 Bark. 398 0:19:45,851 --> 0:19:49,146 Hey. What's cookin', good-lookin'? 399 0:19:49,647 --> 0:19:51,650 - Hi. - Welcome. 400 0:19:51,357 --> 0:19:53,109 Welcome to my Weirdhouse. 401 0:19:57,154 --> 0:19:59,198 - Hi, how are ya? - Nice to meet you. 402 0:19:59,281 --> 0:20:1,492 Sorry about the dog crap. What can i do ya for? 403 0:20:1,575 --> 0:20:4,870 i just had to come see you about my feet. 404 0:20:4,954 --> 0:20:6,288 They're, um... 405 0:20:12,670 --> 0:20:14,213 Flat. 406 0:20:14,296 --> 0:20:15,214 Yeah. 407 0:20:15,297 --> 0:20:17,216 - Never seen that before. - Really? 408 0:20:17,299 --> 0:20:18,920 Whoa. 409 0:20:18,175 --> 0:20:21,530 Okay. Well, can you, you know, fix them? 410 0:20:21,345 --> 0:20:22,304 You're Stereotypical Barbie, right? 411 0:20:22,388 --> 0:20:23,389 Mm-hmm. 412 0:20:24,306 --> 0:20:28,894 That Ken of yours, he is one nice-looking little protein pot. 413 0:20:29,228 --> 0:20:30,620 i guess. 414 0:20:30,146 --> 0:20:31,439 I'd like to see what kind of nude blob 415 0:20:31,522 --> 0:20:33,899 he's packing under those jeans. 416 0:20:34,191 --> 0:20:36,652 - Anyway, what preceded this? - Oh, nothing. 417 0:20:36,736 --> 0:20:39,572 A really fun game of volleyball. 418 0:20:40,531 --> 0:20:43,750 - That's it? - Thoughts of death. 419 0:20:43,534 --> 0:20:44,535 What is it? 420 0:20:46,704 --> 0:20:48,873 Maybe some thoughts of death? 421 0:20:48,956 --> 0:20:50,666 Thoughts of death! 422 0:20:50,791 --> 0:20:52,835 - Is that a problem? - Oh. 423 0:20:52,960 --> 0:20:54,670 - What? - I've heard of this. 424 0:20:54,754 --> 0:20:57,631 Of course, i didn't think it was possible, but it's real. 425 0:20:59,508 --> 0:21:1,927 Oh, you've done it. You've opened a portal. 426 0:21:2,110 --> 0:21:3,345 i didn't open a portal. 427 0:21:3,971 --> 0:21:7,558 Someone did, and now there is a rip in the continuum 428 0:21:7,641 --> 0:21:10,478 that is the membrane between Barbie Land and the Real World, 429 0:21:10,561 --> 0:21:12,271 and if you wanna be Stereotypical Barbie 430 0:21:12,354 --> 0:21:14,774 perfect again, then, baby girl, you gotta go fix it. 431 0:21:14,857 --> 0:21:16,358 Or you're gonna keep going funny. 432 0:21:16,442 --> 0:21:17,485 Look at your upper thigh. 433 0:21:18,819 --> 0:21:21,197 - gasps What is that? - That's cellulite. 434 0:21:21,280 --> 0:21:22,615 - That's gonna spread everywhere. - What? 435 0:21:22,698 --> 0:21:24,158 And then you're gonna start getting sad 436 0:21:24,241 --> 0:21:25,826 and mushy and complicated. 437 0:21:25,910 --> 0:21:27,203 - No! - hisses 438 0:21:27,286 --> 0:21:28,454 What do i have to do? 439 0:21:29,380 --> 0:21:30,581 You have to go 440 0:21:30,664 --> 0:21:32,820 - to the Real World. - Okay. 441 0:21:32,166 --> 0:21:34,251 And you have to find the girl who's playing with you. 442 0:21:34,376 --> 0:21:35,336 Playing with me? 443 0:21:35,419 --> 0:21:36,587 We're all being played with, babe. 444 0:21:36,670 --> 0:21:39,173 But usually there's some kind of separation. Thanks. 445 0:21:39,256 --> 0:21:43,260 There's the girl and the doll. And never the twain shall cross. 446 0:21:43,344 --> 0:21:44,762 - The twain is crossing? - Yes. 447 0:21:44,845 --> 0:21:46,931 And the girl who's playing with you, she must be sad, 448 0:21:47,140 --> 0:21:48,891 and her thoughts and feelings and humanness 449 0:21:48,974 --> 0:21:51,143 are interfering with your dollness. 450 0:21:51,393 --> 0:21:52,895 Why would she be sad? 451 0:21:52,978 --> 0:21:55,648 We fixed everything so that all women in the Real World 452 0:21:55,815 --> 0:21:57,149 can be happy and powerful. 453 0:21:57,233 --> 0:21:58,400 i don't know, but if you ask me, 454 0:21:58,484 --> 0:21:59,985 you had something to do with this too. 455 0:22:0,690 --> 0:22:0,778 Me? 456 0:22:0,861 --> 0:22:2,488 - Takes two to rip a portal. - i can't have. 457 0:22:2,571 --> 0:22:3,864 I've only ever wanted 458 0:22:3,948 --> 0:22:5,783 for everything to stay exactly as it is. 459 0:22:5,866 --> 0:22:6,826 Well, be that as it may, 460 0:22:6,909 --> 0:22:10,663 the two of you are becoming inextricably intertwined. 461 0:22:10,913 --> 0:22:12,957 And you gotta help her to help yourself. 462 0:22:15,876 --> 0:22:18,254 girls' voices 463 0:22:18,963 --> 0:22:19,839 So, should-- Whoo! 464 0:22:20,297 --> 0:22:21,757 So, what'll it be then? 465 0:22:21,882 --> 0:22:23,300 You can go back to your regular life 466 0:22:23,384 --> 0:22:25,100 and forget any of this ever happened, 467 0:22:25,940 --> 0:22:27,930 or you can know the truth about the universe. 468 0:22:28,931 --> 0:22:31,642 The choice is now yours. 469 0:22:32,309 --> 0:22:33,602 The first one. The high heel. 470 0:22:34,186 --> 0:22:36,355 No. We'll do a re-do. 471 0:22:37,106 --> 0:22:38,524 You're supposed to want to know. 472 0:22:38,607 --> 0:22:39,483 i don't. 473 0:22:39,608 --> 0:22:40,901 Babe, listen. 474 0:22:40,985 --> 0:22:42,945 You have to want to know, okay? Do it again. 475 0:22:43,280 --> 0:22:45,197 I'm not Adventure Barbie. I'm Stereotypical Barbie. 476 0:22:45,281 --> 0:22:46,490 I'm like the Barbie you think of 477 0:22:46,574 --> 0:22:48,367 when someone says, "Think of a Barbie." 478 0:22:49,340 --> 0:22:49,827 That's me. 479 0:22:50,828 --> 0:22:53,873 I'm bummed. You're a bummer. That's a bummer. 480 0:22:53,956 --> 0:22:55,958 Okay, I'm ready to forget now. 481 0:22:56,410 --> 0:22:58,252 No! You're doing this one! 482 0:22:58,419 --> 0:22:59,545 i just gave you a choice 483 0:22:59,628 --> 0:23:1,171 so you could feel some sense of control. 484 0:23:1,255 --> 0:23:3,173 - So there is no option one? - No! 485 0:23:3,257 --> 0:23:6,427 You have to fix the rip yourself. 486 0:23:6,510 --> 0:23:8,804 Don't blame me, blame Mattel. They make the rules. 487 0:23:8,888 --> 0:23:10,306 Oh, i don't want to. 488 0:23:10,389 --> 0:23:12,160 Fine, get cellulite. i don't care. 489 0:23:12,308 --> 0:23:14,560 No! No, no, no. No. Okay. Yeah. 490 0:23:17,396 --> 0:23:19,106 Send me through the portal. 491 0:23:20,232 --> 0:23:21,483 Okay. There's actually no portal. 492 0:23:21,567 --> 0:23:22,943 - Oh. - It's a figure of speech. 493 0:23:23,270 --> 0:23:25,654 It's actually a sports car to a speedboat, 494 0:23:25,738 --> 0:23:28,324 to a rocket ship, to a tandem bike, 495 0:23:28,407 --> 0:23:31,350 to a Camper van, fun, to a snowmobile, brr... 496 0:23:31,118 --> 0:23:32,453 which will take you most of the way 497 0:23:32,536 --> 0:23:34,121 to the state of Los Angeles, 498 0:23:34,204 --> 0:23:36,123 where you will don neon and Rollerblades, 499 0:23:36,206 --> 0:23:38,334 and enter the country of California. 500 0:23:38,834 --> 0:23:40,878 Weird, i know. Best if you don't think about it too much. 501 0:23:40,961 --> 0:23:43,589 And then when i get there, how do i find this girl? 502 0:23:44,548 --> 0:23:45,799 You will know. 503 0:23:46,508 --> 0:23:48,802 Okay. And how do i get back? 504 0:23:48,886 --> 0:23:50,554 The same way you came, but in reverse. 505 0:23:50,638 --> 0:23:53,474 Like i should move forward but do the order backward or go-- 506 0:23:53,599 --> 0:23:55,476 - Don't overthink it. - Oh. Okay. 507 0:23:55,559 --> 0:23:59,855 For you see, if you do not find her and fix things, 508 0:23:59,939 --> 0:24:1,690 what's ugly will become uglier, 509 0:24:1,815 --> 0:24:3,609 and what's weird will become weirder. 510 0:24:3,692 --> 0:24:5,486 And then you'll look like me. 511 0:24:5,569 --> 0:24:6,820 Aah! Oh. 512 0:24:7,947 --> 0:24:8,906 Sorry. 513 0:24:9,740 --> 0:24:11,909 i understand. i set myself up for that. 514 0:24:12,201 --> 0:24:14,203 - Anyway, i believe in you. - Thank you. 515 0:24:14,286 --> 0:24:16,705 Go. Be careful. i love you. 516 0:24:17,122 --> 0:24:19,166 - Bye. - Bye. 517 0:24:19,249 --> 0:24:21,335 crowd Bon voyage to reality, 518 0:24:21,460 --> 0:24:24,254 and good luck restoring the membrane 519 0:24:24,338 --> 0:24:27,490 that separates our world from theirs 520 0:24:27,132 --> 0:24:29,176 so you don't get cellulite! 521 0:24:29,259 --> 0:24:31,110 cheering 522 0:24:31,136 --> 0:24:32,304 i guess she's going without you. 523 0:24:32,388 --> 0:24:33,722 You're so lost, Ken. 524 0:24:33,806 --> 0:24:36,266 - laughs - She literally asked me. 525 0:24:36,350 --> 0:24:38,477 And i was like, "i prefer to stay here." 526 0:24:38,560 --> 0:24:39,853 Why? Are you scared? 527 0:24:39,937 --> 0:24:42,220 - No. - laughs i bet you're scared. 528 0:24:42,106 --> 0:24:44,108 And i bet she doesn't even want you to go. 529 0:24:44,817 --> 0:24:46,276 Well, you bet both those things incorrectly, 530 0:24:46,360 --> 0:24:48,237 and i bet in the opposite direction. 531 0:24:48,320 --> 0:24:49,571 - Yeah? - Yeah. 532 0:24:49,655 --> 0:24:52,908 Which way is that? You don't even know. 533 0:24:53,330 --> 0:24:53,951 i just don't want to leave. 534 0:24:54,760 --> 0:24:55,869 I'm trying to find reasons not to leave. 535 0:24:55,953 --> 0:24:56,787 Please stay. 536 0:24:56,870 --> 0:24:58,330 I'm gonna miss you guys so much. 537 0:24:58,414 --> 0:25:0,958 i just wish someone could come with me, but you can't. 538 0:25:1,410 --> 0:25:1,959 i should do this alone. 539 0:25:2,840 --> 0:25:3,794 - What bird am i thinking of? - Parrot. 540 0:25:3,877 --> 0:25:5,379 Dolphin. i mean, no, a bird. 541 0:25:6,338 --> 0:25:7,214 Pelican. 542 0:25:7,297 --> 0:25:8,424 - Ohh. - Man. 543 0:25:9,490 --> 0:25:10,920 We'll miss you, Barbie. 544 0:25:10,175 --> 0:25:11,635 I'll be back in no time, with perfect feet, 545 0:25:11,802 --> 0:25:13,512 and we'll forget that this ever happened. 546 0:25:13,595 --> 0:25:14,680 And you'll get to see all the good work 547 0:25:14,805 --> 0:25:16,140 we've done to fix the world. 548 0:25:16,223 --> 0:25:17,891 You'll be such a hero to them. 549 0:25:17,975 --> 0:25:19,768 All those grateful, powerful women 550 0:25:19,852 --> 0:25:22,620 who owe their wonderful lives to Barbie. 551 0:25:22,146 --> 0:25:24,189 I'll bet every woman will say thank you 552 0:25:24,314 --> 0:25:25,733 and give you a really big hug. 553 0:25:26,250 --> 0:25:28,944 Yes, you're right. Here i go. 554 0:25:29,695 --> 0:25:30,612 Bye. 555 0:25:31,196 --> 0:25:33,449 - Bye, Barbie. - Bye. 556 0:25:34,992 --> 0:25:37,244 Bye, Barbie. Good luck in reality. 557 0:25:37,327 --> 0:25:39,413 - Watch for cellulite! - horn honks 558 0:25:39,496 --> 0:25:44,168 i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains 559 0:25:44,293 --> 0:25:48,630 i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains 560 0:25:49,890 --> 0:25:53,135 There's more than one answer to these questions 561 0:25:53,218 --> 0:25:56,221 Pointing me in a crooked line 562 0:25:56,305 --> 0:26:0,225 And the less i seek my source for some definitive 563 0:26:0,309 --> 0:26:5,272 Closer i am to fine 564 0:26:5,355 --> 0:26:7,274 - Closer i am to fi-- - Closer i am to fi-- 565 0:26:7,357 --> 0:26:9,526 - Aah! - Aah! 566 0:26:9,610 --> 0:26:13,300 continue screaming 567 0:26:14,865 --> 0:26:16,492 panting What are you doing here? 568 0:26:16,575 --> 0:26:17,576 I'm coming with you. 569 0:26:17,659 --> 0:26:19,953 - No. Please get out. - i can't. 570 0:26:20,370 --> 0:26:21,580 i made a double bet with Ken, 571 0:26:21,705 --> 0:26:24,458 and you can't make me look uncool in front of Ken. 572 0:26:24,541 --> 0:26:25,918 Ken's not cool! 573 0:26:26,430 --> 0:26:27,211 He is to me. 574 0:26:27,294 --> 0:26:28,837 You're just gonna slow me down. 575 0:26:28,962 --> 0:26:30,923 Barbie, what if there's beach? 576 0:26:31,298 --> 0:26:33,133 You'll need someone who's a professional in that. 577 0:26:35,427 --> 0:26:36,762 Did you bring your Rollerblades? 578 0:26:37,638 --> 0:26:39,473 i literally go nowhere without them. 579 0:26:41,160 --> 0:26:43,102 - Please? - Okay. 580 0:26:43,185 --> 0:26:44,603 Wow. chuckling 581 0:26:44,686 --> 0:26:46,313 Let's do this. 582 0:26:46,396 --> 0:26:47,731 - Can i sit in the front? - No. 583 0:26:49,358 --> 0:26:52,945 narrator And so Barbie and Ken set off on their adventure 584 0:26:53,280 --> 0:26:55,300 to the Real World. 585 0:27:27,729 --> 0:27:30,230 - Barbie. - Wow. laughs 586 0:27:30,107 --> 0:27:31,660 Yes! 587 0:27:39,533 --> 0:27:41,660 Wow. This is the Real World. 588 0:27:41,785 --> 0:27:44,163 Barbie, i told you there'd be beach. 589 0:27:44,246 --> 0:27:44,955 Yeah. 590 0:27:45,873 --> 0:27:48,410 onlookers whistle 591 0:27:51,837 --> 0:27:52,796 Hmm. 592 0:27:52,880 --> 0:27:54,631 Oh, yeah! 593 0:27:56,967 --> 0:27:58,302 - wolf whistle - What's going on? 594 0:27:58,385 --> 0:28:0,345 Give us a smile, blondie. 595 0:28:1,930 --> 0:28:3,348 Why are these men looking at me? 596 0:28:3,432 --> 0:28:5,142 Yeah, they're also staring at me. 597 0:28:5,392 --> 0:28:6,435 Oh, love that! 598 0:28:7,190 --> 0:28:7,769 Wow. 599 0:28:7,853 --> 0:28:10,397 i feel kind of ill at ease, like... 600 0:28:11,230 --> 0:28:12,524 i don't know the word for it, but I'm... 601 0:28:12,608 --> 0:28:13,525 man Nice leotard. 602 0:28:13,609 --> 0:28:17,321 ..conscious, but it's myself that I'm conscious of. 603 0:28:17,446 --> 0:28:18,530 Ken I'm not getting any of that. 604 0:28:18,614 --> 0:28:20,908 i feel what could only be described as admired. 605 0:28:20,991 --> 0:28:23,760 - man Damn, girl! - But not ogled. 606 0:28:23,160 --> 0:28:24,770 man You're hot. 607 0:28:24,161 --> 0:28:25,787 And there's no undertone of violence. 608 0:28:25,871 --> 0:28:28,332 Mine very much has an undertone of violence. 609 0:28:28,916 --> 0:28:30,500 Oh, look, a construction site. 610 0:28:30,626 --> 0:28:32,461 We need that good feminine energy. 611 0:28:32,544 --> 0:28:34,755 - Yeah. - Ladies! Yoo-hoo. 612 0:28:34,838 --> 0:28:36,757 - Oh. - You got fries with that shake? 613 0:28:36,840 --> 0:28:38,717 If i said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me? 614 0:28:38,800 --> 0:28:39,635 Have i died and gone to heaven? 615 0:28:39,718 --> 0:28:40,636 Is that a mirror in your pocket? 616 0:28:40,719 --> 0:28:41,678 Baby, you are an angel. 617 0:28:41,803 --> 0:28:42,846 i can see myself in your shorts. 618 0:28:42,930 --> 0:28:44,348 i don't know exactly what you meant 619 0:28:44,431 --> 0:28:45,849 with all of those little quips, 620 0:28:45,933 --> 0:28:47,809 but I'm picking up on some sort of entendre, 621 0:28:47,893 --> 0:28:49,436 which appears to be double, 622 0:28:49,519 --> 0:28:51,104 and i would just like to inform you, 623 0:28:51,188 --> 0:28:53,565 i do not have a vagina. 624 0:28:54,566 --> 0:28:56,485 And he does not have a penis. 625 0:28:56,568 --> 0:28:58,362 We don't have genitals. 626 0:28:58,445 --> 0:28:59,404 - That's okay. - Yeah. 627 0:28:59,488 --> 0:29:0,948 - Yeah, whatever. Yeah. - It's cool. 628 0:29:1,698 --> 0:29:3,408 i have all the genitals. 629 0:29:4,340 --> 0:29:4,868 Geez, you would think 630 0:29:4,952 --> 0:29:6,411 a construction site at lunch time 631 0:29:6,495 --> 0:29:8,664 would be the perfect place for a little woman power, 632 0:29:8,747 --> 0:29:11,667 but this one was so... male. 633 0:29:12,876 --> 0:29:16,338 Everything is almost like... reversed here. 634 0:29:19,466 --> 0:29:20,384 Oh, look. 635 0:29:20,467 --> 0:29:21,510 The Supreme Court. 636 0:29:21,593 --> 0:29:23,136 - Ken They're so smart. - Yeah. 637 0:29:23,220 --> 0:29:25,389 man Yeah, Brian, do it, bro! 638 0:29:25,472 --> 0:29:26,723 slap 639 0:29:30,644 --> 0:29:32,562 i love me a leotard. 640 0:29:32,646 --> 0:29:34,147 i love the elbow pads. 641 0:29:34,231 --> 0:29:36,233 i think we should get some different clothes. 642 0:29:38,610 --> 0:29:39,987 We look great. 643 0:29:40,700 --> 0:29:41,571 - i love fringe. - i love denim. 644 0:29:41,655 --> 0:29:42,948 - Ha ha ha ha! - laughs 645 0:29:43,532 --> 0:29:44,783 Hey, man. 646 0:29:45,117 --> 0:29:47,119 You guys gotta pay for that stuff. 647 0:29:49,913 --> 0:29:51,415 She looks even better in more clothes. 648 0:29:51,498 --> 0:29:53,0 Because you can imagine more. 649 0:29:53,125 --> 0:29:55,252 You know what? Keep ‘em. 650 0:29:55,794 --> 0:29:58,880 Weird Barbie said i would know how to find this girl, 651 0:29:58,171 --> 0:30:0,70 but i have no idea. 652 0:30:0,900 --> 0:30:1,490 Hmm. 653 0:30:1,133 --> 0:30:2,634 What would a smart Barbie do? 654 0:30:3,176 --> 0:30:5,530 i just need to clear my mind so i can think. 655 0:30:5,429 --> 0:30:7,431 Who is playing with me? 656 0:30:7,514 --> 0:30:9,433 i hate it when people think. i get so bored. 657 0:30:9,516 --> 0:30:11,810 Faster i figure it out, the faster we get to go home. 658 0:30:12,227 --> 0:30:14,620 - What am i supposed to do? - Ken! 659 0:30:14,187 --> 0:30:15,689 - Go for a walk or something. - By myself? 660 0:30:15,772 --> 0:30:16,982 - Yes. - Really? Where? 661 0:30:17,316 --> 0:30:18,358 Anywhere. 662 0:30:18,442 --> 0:30:20,277 - Can i go that way? - Yes. Okay. 663 0:30:26,158 --> 0:30:27,617 - Don't go far. - Okay! 664 0:30:29,369 --> 0:30:31,790 exhales 665 0:30:32,372 --> 0:30:33,457 man Excuse me, sir. 666 0:30:34,499 --> 0:30:35,542 Thanks, man. 667 0:30:46,386 --> 0:30:47,220 What's up, man? 668 0:30:48,550 --> 0:30:48,972 We've got to man up on this one. 669 0:30:49,560 --> 0:30:49,890 Great workout, man. 670 0:30:49,973 --> 0:30:51,141 men Men, men, men. 671 0:30:51,224 --> 0:30:53,810 - You're the man! - No, you're the man! 672 0:30:53,894 --> 0:30:55,228 Men, men, men. 673 0:31:1,610 --> 0:31:3,111 horse neighs 674 0:31:5,322 --> 0:31:8,330 Based on the ROI, we are exceeding expectations. 675 0:31:8,116 --> 0:31:9,201 Good stuff. 676 0:31:9,284 --> 0:31:10,118 I'm not worried about it. 677 0:31:10,202 --> 0:31:11,912 Not now, Margaret. Let's shake on this. 678 0:31:11,995 --> 0:31:12,996 We are gonna make a lot of money. 679 0:31:13,800 --> 0:31:14,390 We are officially important. 680 0:31:14,122 --> 0:31:15,707 - businessmen laugh - Mm-hmm. 681 0:31:29,388 --> 0:31:30,347 gunshot 682 0:31:37,104 --> 0:31:38,397 Yes! 683 0:32:46,60 --> 0:32:47,900 That felt... 684 0:32:48,341 --> 0:32:50,844 ..achy, but good. 685 0:32:52,387 --> 0:32:54,389 chatter 686 0:32:59,478 --> 0:33:1,396 man I'm just trying to make this work. 687 0:33:1,480 --> 0:33:2,856 woman How, by calling me a lunatic? 688 0:33:2,939 --> 0:33:4,524 That's not how you make things work. 689 0:33:4,608 --> 0:33:5,692 i don't know what this is all-- 690 0:33:19,581 --> 0:33:21,917 men conversing indistinctly 691 0:33:45,482 --> 0:33:47,670 You're so beautiful. 692 0:33:48,485 --> 0:33:49,945 i Know it. 693 0:33:54,241 --> 0:33:55,325 chuckles 694 0:33:56,868 --> 0:33:59,790 Barbie! Barbie! 695 0:33:59,162 --> 0:33:59,996 Yes! 696 0:34:0,455 --> 0:34:1,122 both I've got it! 697 0:34:1,206 --> 0:34:2,165 Oh, what do you got? 698 0:34:2,249 --> 0:34:3,667 - You go first. - No, no, you go. 699 0:34:3,833 --> 0:34:5,126 - We'll go at the same time. - Okay. 700 0:34:5,585 --> 0:34:7,337 - She's at school. - Men rule the world! 701 0:34:7,796 --> 0:34:9,172 - What was that? - The kid's at the school? 702 0:34:9,256 --> 0:34:10,215 But what did you say? 703 0:34:10,298 --> 0:34:11,591 - Nothing. - Okay. 704 0:34:11,675 --> 0:34:13,593 - Well, let's go to the school. - Okay! 705 0:34:13,677 --> 0:34:15,136 Now, come on. 706 0:34:30,235 --> 0:34:32,237 phone rings 707 0:34:32,821 --> 0:34:34,698 - Hello. - This is Dan of the FBI. 708 0:34:34,864 --> 0:34:36,241 Oh. This is Aaron at Mattel. 709 0:34:36,324 --> 0:34:37,993 i don't give a flying squirrel who you are, Aaron. 710 0:34:38,760 --> 0:34:39,869 - What are you, like an intern? - No, I'm-- 711 0:34:39,953 --> 0:34:41,538 Two of your dolls have gotten loose. 712 0:34:41,621 --> 0:34:42,622 Impossible. 713 0:34:42,706 --> 0:34:44,820 - How do you know? - Don't sass me, Aaron. 714 0:34:44,165 --> 0:34:46,459 Couple of blondes, answering to Barbie and Ken. 715 0:34:46,585 --> 0:34:48,30 Rollerblading in Santa Monica. 716 0:34:48,860 --> 0:34:50,130 We're gonna need Mattel's help landing the eagle. 717 0:34:50,213 --> 0:34:51,631 Don't crap the bed, Aaron! 718 0:34:51,715 --> 0:34:52,632 i won't. 719 0:34:52,716 --> 0:34:53,717 Dan hangs up 720 0:34:55,302 --> 0:34:56,803 This is bad. This is really bad. 721 0:34:57,345 --> 0:34:59,306 - What? - Th-this happened before. 722 0:34:59,598 --> 0:35:0,515 What? When? 723 0:35:0,599 --> 0:35:2,934 i heard about ten years ago, a woman named Skipper 724 0:35:3,590 --> 0:35:4,811 turned up at some family's home in Key West. 725 0:35:4,894 --> 0:35:6,688 Asked to babysit the kids. 726 0:35:6,813 --> 0:35:8,315 She then tried to take their toddler surfing. 727 0:35:8,398 --> 0:35:9,399 - Geez. - i know. 728 0:35:9,482 --> 0:35:10,984 They were able to straighten it out, keep it under wraps, 729 0:35:11,670 --> 0:35:13,612 but this is serious. 730 0:35:14,154 --> 0:35:16,197 - I'm going all the way up. - No one goes all the way up. 731 0:35:16,281 --> 0:35:18,283 - i have to. - You may never come back. 732 0:35:19,909 --> 0:35:20,910 i Know. 733 0:35:26,499 --> 0:35:28,251 humming 734 0:35:30,879 --> 0:35:34,341 Closer i am to fine 735 0:35:34,424 --> 0:35:36,801 humming Oh. 736 0:35:36,885 --> 0:35:38,637 - Hey. - Oh, hi, Aaron. 737 0:35:38,720 --> 0:35:40,138 - New drawings? - Yeah. 738 0:35:40,221 --> 0:35:43,160 i just started drawing these weird designs. 739 0:35:43,990 --> 0:35:44,392 These are different. 740 0:35:44,476 --> 0:35:46,478 It's Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie. 741 0:35:47,312 --> 0:35:48,897 Full Body Cellulite Barbie. 742 0:35:49,397 --> 0:35:50,815 Crippling Shame Barbie. 743 0:35:51,524 --> 0:35:54,402 Okay. Listen, i have to speak to the top brass. 744 0:35:54,486 --> 0:35:55,570 - No. - i must. 745 0:35:55,654 --> 0:35:56,863 - No. - I'm going to. 746 0:35:56,946 --> 0:35:59,115 Aaron, they're in a big corporate idea sesh. 747 0:35:59,199 --> 0:36:0,241 No one is to be admitted. 748 0:36:0,367 --> 0:36:2,285 - Aaron! Aaron! Aaron, stop! - Always be empowering girls. 749 0:36:2,369 --> 0:36:3,370 Always! 750 0:36:3,495 --> 0:36:5,497 - But what do we really sell? - I'll tell you what. 751 0:36:5,622 --> 0:36:6,915 - receptionist Aaron. - We sell dreams. 752 0:36:7,248 --> 0:36:9,420 And imagination! 753 0:36:9,918 --> 0:36:11,628 And sparkle! 754 0:36:12,30 --> 0:36:13,380 i get excited. I'm passionate. 755 0:36:13,463 --> 0:36:16,132 And when you think of sparkle, what do you think of after that? 756 0:36:16,508 --> 0:36:17,759 Female agency. 757 0:36:18,843 --> 0:36:19,594 Excuse me. 758 0:36:20,887 --> 0:36:23,980 - Who are you? - Aaron Dinkins, sir. 759 0:36:23,181 --> 0:36:25,141 We're in the middle of a major sit-down here, Aaron Dinkins. 760 0:36:25,225 --> 0:36:26,935 i think you're gonna want to hear this, sir. 761 0:36:27,180 --> 0:36:28,269 Can you just e-mail it? 762 0:36:28,353 --> 0:36:29,938 And you can send it me EOD. 763 0:36:30,210 --> 0:36:31,106 whispers End of day. 764 0:36:31,981 --> 0:36:32,857 - That's cool. - Yeah. 765 0:36:32,941 --> 0:36:35,694 May i put it in a whisper, sir? 766 0:36:36,277 --> 0:36:37,362 Fine. Whisper me. 767 0:36:42,701 --> 0:36:44,244 whispers 768 0:36:48,331 --> 0:36:50,291 whispering 769 0:36:53,920 --> 0:36:54,713 Huh. 770 0:36:55,880 --> 0:36:58,70 whispering 771 0:37:0,552 --> 0:37:1,970 No! No! 772 0:37:2,530 --> 0:37:4,130 Aah! Aah! No. 773 0:37:4,970 --> 0:37:5,515 - Get the chair! - Take the cart. 774 0:37:5,598 --> 0:37:6,391 We're okay. 775 0:37:8,590 --> 0:37:9,519 - You all right? - He's okay. 776 0:37:9,602 --> 0:37:10,895 - Okay. - He's okay. 777 0:37:11,604 --> 0:37:12,939 exhales 778 0:37:14,107 --> 0:37:16,670 It's a repeat of Skipper in Key West. 779 0:37:16,151 --> 0:37:19,863 And with all due respect, that was Skipper, sir. 780 0:37:19,946 --> 0:37:22,490 This is... Barbie. 781 0:37:25,326 --> 0:37:26,202 If this got out 782 0:37:26,286 --> 0:37:28,830 that our dolls were coming to Los Angeles from Barbie Land 783 0:37:28,913 --> 0:37:31,458 as life-size versions of themselves... 784 0:37:32,542 --> 0:37:34,294 roaming the Earth... 785 0:37:35,587 --> 0:37:37,630 ...this would be very bad. 786 0:37:37,922 --> 0:37:39,924 Barbie in the Real World? 787 0:37:41,134 --> 0:37:42,135 That's impossible. 788 0:37:42,218 --> 0:37:44,929 We've got a definite situation on our hands. 789 0:37:45,130 --> 0:37:46,848 Catastrophic! 790 0:37:47,182 --> 0:37:49,309 - i can't stress that enough! - What? 791 0:37:50,226 --> 0:37:52,103 - What's your name again? - Aaron Dinkins, sir. 792 0:37:52,187 --> 0:37:53,396 - Aaron Dickinson? - Dinkins. 793 0:37:53,480 --> 0:37:54,314 Yes! Aaron. 794 0:37:54,397 --> 0:37:56,107 Is Barbie Land like an alternate reality 795 0:37:56,191 --> 0:37:58,902 or is it like a place where your imagination-- 796 0:37:58,985 --> 0:38:0,280 all Yes! 797 0:38:0,111 --> 0:38:0,820 Okay. 798 0:38:0,904 --> 0:38:4,157 Think of it as a town in Sweden, Aaron Dinkins. 799 0:38:4,824 --> 0:38:5,742 all Sweden. 800 0:38:6,117 --> 0:38:7,760 Right. 801 0:38:9,370 --> 0:38:10,622 How much do you weigh? 802 0:38:10,747 --> 0:38:11,956 Doesn't matter. 803 0:38:12,832 --> 0:38:14,250 Sounds like a job for the box. 804 0:38:14,542 --> 0:38:18,922 No one rests until this doll is back in a box. 805 0:38:19,255 --> 0:38:20,215 bell rings 806 0:38:20,298 --> 0:38:21,674 Look, Davy Crockett Junior High School, 807 0:38:21,800 --> 0:38:23,920 just like i saw in my vision. 808 0:38:23,218 --> 0:38:24,511 A man on a horse. 809 0:38:24,594 --> 0:38:26,346 i started to get all these weirdo feelings. 810 0:38:26,429 --> 0:38:29,224 Like, i have fear with no specific object. 811 0:38:29,307 --> 0:38:31,184 - What is that? - It's anxiety. 812 0:38:31,267 --> 0:38:33,561 i have it too. They're just awful at this age. 813 0:38:33,686 --> 0:38:35,230 i feel amazing. 814 0:38:35,313 --> 0:38:37,273 That's because kids don't take it out on the dads. 815 0:38:37,565 --> 0:38:39,818 She's gotta be here somewhere. 816 0:38:39,943 --> 0:38:41,152 i need to find her soon. 817 0:38:41,236 --> 0:38:42,487 I'm just gonna pop into the library 818 0:38:42,570 --> 0:38:44,614 and see if i can find any books on trucks. 819 0:38:44,697 --> 0:38:46,740 Okay, just don't get in trouble. 820 0:38:46,199 --> 0:38:47,408 i won't! 821 0:38:54,249 --> 0:38:57,10 no audible dialogue 822 0:38:57,877 --> 0:38:58,920 exhales 823 0:39:1,589 --> 0:39:3,490 What are you doing? 824 0:39:3,132 --> 0:39:5,844 Oh, uh, what's that girl's name? 825 0:39:6,261 --> 0:39:7,303 That's Sasha. 826 0:39:7,512 --> 0:39:9,130 - Hey, Sasha! - Don't talk to her. 827 0:39:9,138 --> 0:39:12,433 Sasha can talk to you, but you can never talk to Sasha. 828 0:39:12,517 --> 0:39:14,769 - She'll crush you. - Don't worry. 829 0:39:14,853 --> 0:39:16,938 Everyone really likes me and thinks I'm cool and pretty. 830 0:39:18,220 --> 0:39:18,898 Huh. 831 0:39:18,982 --> 0:39:19,899 Thank you. 832 0:39:23,152 --> 0:39:27,310 Hey, ladies. Sasha, what's up? 833 0:39:29,492 --> 0:39:30,285 Who are you? 834 0:39:30,368 --> 0:39:31,870 laughs 835 0:39:33,204 --> 0:39:36,499 I'm only your favorite woman of all time. 836 0:39:36,624 --> 0:39:38,10 Barbie! 837 0:39:39,836 --> 0:39:41,546 You really think you're Barbie? 838 0:39:42,338 --> 0:39:43,548 - Yeah. - She's crazy. 839 0:39:43,631 --> 0:39:45,490 Do you think she escaped from like an insane asylum? 840 0:39:45,133 --> 0:39:47,510 So you're like Barbie Barbie? Like a professional bimbo? 841 0:39:47,594 --> 0:39:49,137 No. Barbie's not a bimbo. 842 0:39:49,220 --> 0:39:51,306 Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator 843 0:39:51,389 --> 0:39:53,141 and a Nobel Prize winner. 844 0:39:53,224 --> 0:39:54,767 You're a Nobel Prize winner? 845 0:39:54,851 --> 0:39:58,438 Not me, but Barbie is. 846 0:39:58,521 --> 0:39:59,564 Yeah. 847 0:39:59,647 --> 0:40:2,775 Aren't you guys gonna thank me and give me a big hug? 848 0:40:5,278 --> 0:40:7,300 For being your favorite toy. 849 0:40:7,113 --> 0:40:8,197 We haven't played with Barbie 850 0:40:8,281 --> 0:40:9,866 since we were like five years old. 851 0:40:10,408 --> 0:40:12,760 Yeah, i hated dolls with hair. 852 0:40:12,160 --> 0:40:14,454 i mean, I'd play with Barbie, but it was like the last resort. 853 0:40:14,537 --> 0:40:15,663 i loved Barbie. 854 0:40:15,747 --> 0:40:16,539 clears throat 855 0:40:16,623 --> 0:40:17,665 Oh. 856 0:40:17,749 --> 0:40:20,840 Anyways, even then it was horrible for us. 857 0:40:20,209 --> 0:40:21,210 It was horrible? 858 0:40:22,670 --> 0:40:23,630 Why? 859 0:40:24,880 --> 0:40:25,340 - Come on, Sasha. - Give it to her. 860 0:40:25,423 --> 0:40:26,466 Destroy Barbie. 861 0:40:27,800 --> 0:40:30,803 Okay, Barbie, let's do this. 862 0:40:31,596 --> 0:40:33,598 You've been making women feel bad about themselves 863 0:40:33,681 --> 0:40:34,849 since you were invented. 864 0:40:34,933 --> 0:40:36,601 i think you have that the wrong way around. 865 0:40:36,726 --> 0:40:39,270 You represent everything wrong with our culture. 866 0:40:39,354 --> 0:40:42,565 Sexualized capitalism, unrealistic physical ideals... 867 0:40:42,649 --> 0:40:45,902 No, no, no. You're describing something stereotypical. 868 0:40:45,985 --> 0:40:48,863 Barbie is so much more than that. 869 0:40:48,947 --> 0:40:50,406 Look at yourself. 870 0:40:51,282 --> 0:40:54,118 Well, i am technically Stereotypical Barbie. 871 0:40:54,202 --> 0:40:56,829 You set the feminist movement back 50 years. 872 0:40:56,913 --> 0:40:58,790 You destroyed girls' innate sense of worth 873 0:40:58,873 --> 0:40:59,916 and you are killing the planet 874 0:41:0,410 --> 0:41:2,293 with your glorification of rampant consumerism. 875 0:41:2,377 --> 0:41:6,756 No, I'm supposed to help you and make you happy and powerful. 876 0:41:6,839 --> 0:41:8,383 Oh, i am powerful. 877 0:41:8,466 --> 0:41:10,677 And until you showed up here and declared yourself Barbie, 878 0:41:10,802 --> 0:41:13,221 i hadn't thought about you in years, you fascist! 879 0:41:17,433 --> 0:41:19,185 Oh. Um... 880 0:41:20,610 --> 0:41:21,620 Okay. 881 0:41:21,521 --> 0:41:24,230 It's happening again. laughing i have to-- 882 0:41:24,107 --> 0:41:25,900 Will you excuse me? 883 0:41:25,984 --> 0:41:28,236 It was really nice talking to you. 884 0:41:35,576 --> 0:41:36,995 They never listen. 885 0:41:50,883 --> 0:41:52,510 Excuse me, Sir, do you have the time? 886 0:41:53,428 --> 0:41:54,679 You respect me. 887 0:41:54,804 --> 0:41:56,848 Sorry, no, do you know what time it is? 888 0:41:57,598 --> 0:41:59,183 No, i do not. 889 0:41:59,267 --> 0:42:0,601 laughs 890 0:42:0,685 --> 0:42:1,561 Okay. 891 0:42:1,644 --> 0:42:3,521 Why didn't Barbie tell me about patriarchy, 892 0:42:3,604 --> 0:42:4,981 which, to my understanding, 893 0:42:5,640 --> 0:42:7,275 is where men and horses run everything? 894 0:42:7,692 --> 0:42:9,270 Sure. 895 0:42:9,110 --> 0:42:10,903 i shall seek my fortune there. 896 0:42:10,987 --> 0:42:13,906 All right. So... 897 0:42:13,990 --> 0:42:15,491 I'll take a high-level, high-paying job 898 0:42:15,575 --> 0:42:16,534 with influence, please. 899 0:42:16,617 --> 0:42:17,952 Okay, you'll need at least a MBA. 900 0:42:18,360 --> 0:42:19,454 And a lot of our people have PhDs. 901 0:42:19,537 --> 0:42:20,538 Isn't being a man enough? 902 0:42:20,621 --> 0:42:22,582 Actually, right now, it's kind of the opposite. 903 0:42:22,665 --> 0:42:25,626 You guys are clearly not doing patriarchy very well. 904 0:42:25,793 --> 0:42:27,837 laughing No! No. We're... 905 0:42:28,880 --> 0:42:32,300 We're doing it well, yeah. We just... hide it better now. 906 0:42:32,425 --> 0:42:33,593 Oh. 907 0:42:34,302 --> 0:42:37,680 No, i won't let you do just one appendectomy. 908 0:42:37,805 --> 0:42:39,182 - But I'm aman. - But not a doctor. 909 0:42:39,265 --> 0:42:40,266 - Please? - No. 910 0:42:40,349 --> 0:42:42,351 - Can i talk to a doctor? - You are talking to a doctor. 911 0:42:42,435 --> 0:42:43,895 - Can you get me a coffee? - No. 912 0:42:43,978 --> 0:42:44,979 - And i need a clicky pen. - No. 913 0:42:45,630 --> 0:42:46,640 - And a white coat. - No. 914 0:42:46,147 --> 0:42:46,939 - And a sharp thing. - No. 915 0:42:47,650 --> 0:42:49,250 - There he is. Doctor! - Somebody get security. 916 0:42:49,108 --> 0:42:51,277 I'd like to apply for your job of beach. 917 0:42:51,360 --> 0:42:52,862 So, you want to be a lifeguard? 918 0:42:52,945 --> 0:42:55,615 Oh. I'm not trained to go over there. 919 0:42:55,698 --> 0:42:57,617 I'm trained to stand confidently right here. 920 0:42:57,700 --> 0:42:59,368 There's nobody in danger here. 921 0:42:59,452 --> 0:43:1,954 And even if there were, I'm not trained to save them. 922 0:43:2,380 --> 0:43:3,810 Then i can't hire you. 923 0:43:3,164 --> 0:43:5,249 i can't even beach here! 924 0:43:7,335 --> 0:43:9,295 sobbing 925 0:43:9,378 --> 0:43:11,589 She thinks I'm a fascist? 926 0:43:11,672 --> 0:43:16,385 i don't control the railways or the flow of commerce. 927 0:43:18,471 --> 0:43:19,555 - There you are. - Oh, no. 928 0:43:19,639 --> 0:43:20,807 That went terrible. 929 0:43:20,890 --> 0:43:24,936 i need to find somewhere where i can start patriarchy fresh. 930 0:43:28,606 --> 0:43:29,649 Miss Barbie? 931 0:43:29,816 --> 0:43:31,150 It's just Barbie. 932 0:43:31,234 --> 0:43:32,902 We're gonna need you to come with us. 933 0:43:32,985 --> 0:43:33,986 Oh. 934 0:43:34,904 --> 0:43:36,572 - Who are you? - We're Mattel. 935 0:43:36,656 --> 0:43:38,491 - Mattel? - Mattel. 936 0:43:38,574 --> 0:43:40,243 Oh, thank goodness! 937 0:43:40,326 --> 0:43:42,286 I've gotta talk to somebody in charge. 938 0:43:42,370 --> 0:43:43,746 Everything is backwards here. 939 0:43:43,830 --> 0:43:45,623 Men look at me like I'm an object. 940 0:43:45,706 --> 0:43:47,830 Girls hate me. 941 0:43:47,208 --> 0:43:49,544 Everyone thinks I'm crazy, and i keep getting arrested. 942 0:43:49,627 --> 0:43:50,920 Need you to step this way, ma'am. 943 0:43:51,30 --> 0:43:52,338 i also just learned to cry. 944 0:43:52,421 --> 0:43:54,674 First, i got one tear and then i got a whole bunch. 945 0:43:54,841 --> 0:43:56,425 What do i do? Do i follow Barbie 946 0:43:56,509 --> 0:43:58,427 into that scary unmarked black truck car? 947 0:43:59,303 --> 0:44:1,556 A truck car I'd like to have, actually. 948 0:44:2,265 --> 0:44:5,351 You're right, she's fine. It's Mattel. 949 0:44:5,434 --> 0:44:6,394 - Yeah. - i know. 950 0:44:6,686 --> 0:44:7,687 I'll go to Barbie Land, 951 0:44:7,812 --> 0:44:9,105 and I'll tell the Kens what I've learned. 952 0:44:9,188 --> 0:44:10,439 Oh, it's going to be beautiful! 953 0:44:10,523 --> 0:44:11,399 Ha ha ha! 954 0:44:11,524 --> 0:44:12,358 Okay. 955 0:44:12,441 --> 0:44:14,235 - Back to Barbie Land. - Let's go that way. 956 0:44:15,695 --> 0:44:17,530 - Hi, Bunny Boo-Boo. - Don't call me that. 957 0:44:17,613 --> 0:44:20,366 Sorry. I'm off early because of a crisis at work, 958 0:44:20,449 --> 0:44:23,202 but i thought we could go get some soft serve. 959 0:44:23,286 --> 0:44:25,580 Thank God they arrested that nutjob. 960 0:44:25,663 --> 0:44:26,831 Um, um... 961 0:44:26,914 --> 0:44:29,830 that reality-challenged woman. 962 0:44:29,250 --> 0:44:30,418 She thinks she's Barbie. 963 0:44:30,501 --> 0:44:31,586 Wait, what did you say? 964 0:44:31,919 --> 0:44:34,881 She thinks she's Barbie. She's like fully convinced. 965 0:44:36,900 --> 0:44:38,217 What are you doing? What are you doing? 966 0:44:38,301 --> 0:44:39,927 Mom. Mom! 967 0:44:40,887 --> 0:44:42,847 Mom, get back in the car! 968 0:44:44,640 --> 0:44:46,100 Sasha Are you kidding me? 969 0:44:47,852 --> 0:44:48,853 Mom! 970 0:44:50,938 --> 0:44:54,525 Mattel! Of course it was you guys that brought me here. 971 0:44:54,609 --> 0:44:56,569 Because it definitely wasn't that Sasha girl. 972 0:44:57,945 --> 0:45:0,720 Thanks for the ride. This has been so much fun. 973 0:45:0,156 --> 0:45:3,409 gasps Wow, the mothership! 974 0:45:7,955 --> 0:45:10,333 - Barbie! - We're so happy to see you. 975 0:45:10,416 --> 0:45:11,209 Hi! 976 0:45:11,292 --> 0:45:12,585 Would you like some mineral water? 977 0:45:12,668 --> 0:45:13,878 Yes, thank you. 978 0:45:13,961 --> 0:45:15,296 Oh, thanks. 979 0:45:17,882 --> 0:45:19,842 I'm not used to that having anything in it. 980 0:45:19,926 --> 0:45:21,928 laughter 981 0:45:24,130 --> 0:45:24,680 Thank you. 982 0:45:24,972 --> 0:45:26,474 So, we've been very anxious 983 0:45:26,599 --> 0:45:28,170 to get some quality face-time with you. 984 0:45:28,100 --> 0:45:29,518 Of course. So what can i do 985 0:45:29,602 --> 0:45:31,896 to repair the rift in the space-time continuum, 986 0:45:31,979 --> 0:45:33,689 get my feet back, and that one cellulite gone, 987 0:45:33,856 --> 0:45:36,359 and just generally not turn into Weird Barbie? 988 0:45:36,442 --> 0:45:38,819 We have been discussing that very topic. 989 0:45:38,903 --> 0:45:39,654 snap 990 0:45:39,779 --> 0:45:42,323 If you're agreeable to it, we would love it 991 0:45:42,406 --> 0:45:46,118 if you could just get into that giant box. 992 0:45:49,380 --> 0:45:50,873 Get into the box and you'll go back to Barbie Land. 993 0:45:50,957 --> 0:45:53,376 And everything will be as it was. 994 0:45:53,834 --> 0:45:55,920 You know what? We should probably get Ken first. 995 0:45:56,30 --> 0:45:58,130 - Ken? - Ken. 996 0:45:58,214 --> 0:45:59,590 You know, Ken. Barbie and Ken. 997 0:46:1,217 --> 0:46:3,427 - Yes, Ken. Yeah. - Get the guy. Yeah. 998 0:46:5,388 --> 0:46:8,557 Back to Barbie Land! Ha ha ha ha! 999 0:46:8,641 --> 0:46:10,226 I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick. retches 1000 0:46:11,102 --> 0:46:14,210 Ken isn't something we're worried about. 1001 0:46:14,939 --> 0:46:15,856 Ever. 1002 0:46:16,274 --> 0:46:18,442 Okay, I'll just, um, I'll get in the box then. 1003 0:46:18,526 --> 0:46:19,860 All right. Yes. 1004 0:46:21,404 --> 0:46:23,447 Oh. But since i came all this way, 1005 0:46:23,531 --> 0:46:25,449 could i just meet the woman in charge, 1006 0:46:25,533 --> 0:46:27,340 your CEO? 1007 0:46:27,785 --> 0:46:28,995 That would be me. 1008 0:46:29,120 --> 0:46:30,413 - Oh. Your CFO. - Me. 1009 0:46:30,496 --> 0:46:31,789 - Your COO. - Here. 1010 0:46:31,872 --> 0:46:32,832 President of the Barbie division. 1011 0:46:32,915 --> 0:46:34,375 - Present. - I'm aman with no power. 1012 0:46:34,500 --> 0:46:36,20 Does that make me a woman? 1013 0:46:36,627 --> 0:46:38,337 Are any women in charge? 1014 0:46:39,880 --> 0:46:42,425 Listen, i know exactly where you're going with this, 1015 0:46:42,508 --> 0:46:45,136 and i have to say i really resent it. 1016 0:46:45,219 --> 0:46:47,972 We are a company literally made of women. 1017 0:46:48,550 --> 0:46:50,141 We had a woman CEO in the '90s. 1018 0:46:50,599 --> 0:46:52,768 And there was another one... 1019 0:46:53,602 --> 0:46:56,314 ...at some other time. 1020 0:46:57,857 --> 0:47:0,401 So that's-- that's two right there. 1021 0:47:0,693 --> 0:47:4,739 Women are the freaking foundation of this very long 1022 0:47:4,864 --> 0:47:6,324 phallic building. 1023 0:47:6,407 --> 0:47:9,118 We have gender neutral bathrooms up the wazoo. 1024 0:47:9,201 --> 0:47:12,380 Every single one of these men love women. 1025 0:47:12,121 --> 0:47:13,664 I'm ason of a mother. 1026 0:47:14,123 --> 0:47:15,624 I'm the mother of a son. 1027 0:47:16,584 --> 0:47:19,211 I'm... I'm the nephew of a woman aunt. 1028 0:47:20,379 --> 0:47:21,839 Some of my best friends are Jewish. 1029 0:47:23,841 --> 0:47:25,468 What I'm trying to Say is... 1030 0:47:26,177 --> 0:47:27,970 Get in the box, you Jezebel! 1031 0:47:28,540 --> 0:47:29,550 gasping 1032 0:47:29,138 --> 0:47:30,681 What? i can't say Jezebel now? 1033 0:47:30,806 --> 0:47:33,184 i haven't been in a box in ages. 1034 0:47:33,476 --> 0:47:34,977 See? It's easy. 1035 0:47:36,520 --> 0:47:37,480 Oh, okay. 1036 0:47:39,106 --> 0:47:42,109 Oh, my gosh. i remember this smell. 1037 0:47:42,193 --> 0:47:44,278 I'm having a real Proustian flashback. 1038 0:47:44,362 --> 0:47:47,531 Remember Proust Barbie? That did not sell very well. 1039 0:47:54,872 --> 0:47:55,706 Oh, hi. 1040 0:47:55,831 --> 0:47:58,292 You know what? Um, before i get in the box, 1041 0:47:58,417 --> 0:47:59,502 could i just run to the restroom 1042 0:47:59,585 --> 0:48:1,295 and make sure my hair is perfect? 1043 0:48:1,379 --> 0:48:2,588 Fine. Can you be speedy about it? 1044 0:48:2,671 --> 0:48:3,464 Mm-hmm. 1045 0:48:4,882 --> 0:48:6,550 - Down this way? - It's just down the hallway. 1046 0:48:6,842 --> 0:48:8,761 - Thank you. - On the right. 1047 0:48:12,807 --> 0:48:14,600 Mattel CEO i guess she really had to go to the bathroom. 1048 0:48:14,683 --> 0:48:15,893 alarm blares 1049 0:48:15,976 --> 0:48:17,144 Get that Barbie! 1050 0:48:19,438 --> 0:48:21,649 Don't you dare push that button. Let me push it. 1051 0:48:22,983 --> 0:48:25,403 alarm continues 1052 0:48:26,529 --> 0:48:28,239 i said get that Barbie! 1053 0:48:30,282 --> 0:48:31,784 Where's Barbie? 1054 0:48:32,576 --> 0:48:33,744 I'm gaining on you. 1055 0:48:35,704 --> 0:48:36,705 I'll capture you. 1056 0:48:38,290 --> 0:48:39,458 both scream 1057 0:48:41,627 --> 0:48:42,336 Barbie! 1058 0:48:42,420 --> 0:48:44,213 It's quicker to go over the cubicles. 1059 0:48:45,297 --> 0:48:46,841 - It's quicker. - Sure. 1060 0:48:49,343 --> 0:48:50,386 Aah! 1061 0:48:52,179 --> 0:48:53,472 Get that Barbie! 1062 0:48:54,223 --> 0:48:55,641 - Barbie! - Damn it, Barbie! 1063 0:48:55,975 --> 0:48:56,976 Barbie! 1064 0:48:57,268 --> 0:48:59,145 I'm gonna get you! Barbie! 1065 0:49:8,904 --> 0:49:9,864 Oh! 1066 0:49:15,453 --> 0:49:17,496 footsteps 1067 0:49:29,425 --> 0:49:31,469 Don't worry. You're safe here. 1068 0:49:32,970 --> 0:49:34,472 What is this place? 1069 0:49:35,140 --> 0:49:39,226 chuckles i always find i think best at kitchen tables. 1070 0:49:42,438 --> 0:49:43,481 Tea? 1071 0:49:44,398 --> 0:49:46,192 Uh, yes, please. 1072 0:49:51,300 --> 0:49:52,740 So a woman does work here. 1073 0:49:53,491 --> 0:49:56,368 Oh, sweetie, we do more than work here. 1074 0:50:4,10 --> 0:50:5,252 Thank you. 1075 0:50:25,481 --> 0:50:26,607 What? 1076 0:50:27,525 --> 0:50:29,151 It's because i don't know how to drink tea? 1077 0:50:29,527 --> 0:50:32,363 No. You look different. 1078 0:50:33,155 --> 0:50:37,760 It's not how i normally look. i usually look perfect. 1079 0:50:38,202 --> 0:50:39,161 i don't know. 1080 0:50:39,995 --> 0:50:42,390 i think you're just right. 1081 0:50:49,797 --> 0:50:52,490 The Real World isn't what i thought it was. 1082 0:50:53,259 --> 0:50:54,385 It never is. 1083 0:50:54,468 --> 0:50:56,345 And isn't that marvelous? 1084 0:50:58,550 --> 0:50:59,848 Who are you? 1085 0:51:1,100 --> 0:51:3,102 Mattel CEO Which way did she go? Who saw her last? 1086 0:51:3,185 --> 0:51:5,271 If you go through that closet, 1087 0:51:5,354 --> 0:51:8,230 you'll find a stairwell down to the lobby. 1088 0:51:8,399 --> 0:51:9,358 Okay. 1089 0:51:12,403 --> 0:51:14,405 Thank you, um... 1090 0:51:15,614 --> 0:51:16,907 Ruth. 1091 0:51:17,783 --> 0:51:19,702 Ruth. Thank you, Ruth. 1092 0:51:20,578 --> 0:51:22,246 You're welcome, Barbie. 1093 0:51:27,876 --> 0:51:29,920 alarm blares 1094 0:51:36,260 --> 0:51:37,219 elevator door dings 1095 0:51:39,130 --> 0:51:40,347 Oh, we got her! There she is! 1096 0:51:43,267 --> 0:51:44,768 - Key card! - Key card. 1097 0:51:44,852 --> 0:51:46,145 i don't have my key card. 1098 0:51:48,314 --> 0:51:49,607 Get in! 1099 0:51:54,737 --> 0:51:57,156 Now! Get in now! 1100 0:51:57,239 --> 0:51:57,990 door opens 1101 0:51:58,730 --> 0:51:59,330 - Come on. - Oh. 1102 0:52:0,159 --> 0:52:0,993 Aah! 1103 0:52:3,287 --> 0:52:5,998 Oh, no! Now we're never gonna get Barbie! 1104 0:52:6,810 --> 0:52:7,291 Oh, we didn't need it! 1105 0:52:7,416 --> 0:52:8,542 Barbie! 1106 0:52:9,293 --> 0:52:10,544 Let's form a plan here. 1107 0:52:11,629 --> 0:52:14,882 i would normally have shotgun. I'll go in the first one. 1108 0:52:15,466 --> 0:52:16,133 Hang on. 1109 0:52:18,344 --> 0:52:19,345 Aah! 1110 0:52:19,470 --> 0:52:20,679 God, i hope nobody from school saw us 1111 0:52:20,804 --> 0:52:22,348 put a life-size Barbie in Our car. 1112 0:52:22,431 --> 0:52:24,183 - How did this even happen? - i don't know. 1113 0:52:24,266 --> 0:52:26,143 How are you here? You're like an idea. 1114 0:52:26,226 --> 0:52:27,311 A great idea. 1115 0:52:27,394 --> 0:52:30,397 So, I've been a little lonely lately. 1116 0:52:30,481 --> 0:52:31,690 And i found those Barbies we used to play with... 1117 0:52:31,815 --> 0:52:33,984 - i thought we gave those away. - i started playing with them. 1118 0:52:34,680 --> 0:52:36,362 And making drawings like we used to do. Remember? 1119 0:52:36,445 --> 0:52:37,821 Because i thought it would be joyful. 1120 0:52:37,905 --> 0:52:39,198 - Was it? - No, it wasn't. 1121 0:52:39,323 --> 0:52:40,741 i got sad and weird, 1122 0:52:40,824 --> 0:52:42,660 and then the drawings got sad and weird, 1123 0:52:42,743 --> 0:52:45,370 and maybe because i couldn't be like you, 1124 0:52:45,120 --> 0:52:46,664 i ended up making you like me. 1125 0:52:48,415 --> 0:52:50,840 Did any of these drawings by chance 1126 0:52:50,167 --> 0:52:52,211 have thoughts of death and cellulite? 1127 0:52:52,878 --> 0:52:55,673 Yes! Irrepressible Thoughts of Death Barbie. 1128 0:52:55,798 --> 0:52:58,133 - Oh, my God! - And Cellulite! 1129 0:52:58,258 --> 0:53:0,302 both gasp 1130 0:53:1,804 --> 0:53:3,889 - i came for you! - You came for me! 1131 0:53:4,431 --> 0:53:6,433 Those were your memories. 1132 0:53:32,501 --> 0:53:35,963 Sasha, echoing Hello. Hello? 1133 0:53:36,213 --> 0:53:38,340 Hello! Are you two, like, shining? 1134 0:53:38,841 --> 0:53:40,426 No! No, it's nothing like that. 1135 0:53:40,509 --> 0:53:42,940 Are you shining with a real Barbie? 1136 0:53:42,177 --> 0:53:43,220 No! 1137 0:53:43,512 --> 0:53:45,639 i mean, maybe. Like a little, yes. 1138 0:53:45,764 --> 0:53:47,141 i don't even know where to start 1139 0:53:47,224 --> 0:53:49,170 with this wishing a Barbie to life crap. 1140 0:53:49,143 --> 0:53:50,185 Oh, Sasha, listen. 1141 0:53:50,269 --> 0:53:52,312 I'm just a boring mom with a boring job 1142 0:53:52,396 --> 0:53:53,522 and a daughter who hates me. 1143 0:53:53,605 --> 0:53:55,858 Can you blame me for wanting to have a little fun? 1144 0:53:57,151 --> 0:53:58,402 i gotta lose these chuckleheads. 1145 0:54:1,238 --> 0:54:2,197 Mom! 1146 0:54:4,533 --> 0:54:6,160 i think i owe you ladies an apology. 1147 0:54:6,243 --> 0:54:8,954 i thought that Barbie had made the Real World better, 1148 0:54:9,370 --> 0:54:11,665 but the Real World is forever and irrevocably messed up! 1149 0:54:11,832 --> 0:54:14,793 Well, the Real World is not perfect, but you inspired me. 1150 0:54:16,962 --> 0:54:19,214 i love women. i want to help women. 1151 0:54:19,298 --> 0:54:20,841 Oh, come off it, everybody hates women. 1152 0:54:20,924 --> 0:54:22,90 Women hate women, and men hate women. 1153 0:54:22,920 --> 0:54:23,427 It's the one thing we Can all agree on. 1154 0:54:23,552 --> 0:54:25,950 - Is that true? - It's complicated. 1155 0:54:25,179 --> 0:54:27,970 - Hate is a strong word. - Wake up, Mom! 1156 0:54:27,181 --> 0:54:28,307 brakes screech 1157 0:54:28,390 --> 0:54:30,350 i! am wide awake, Sasha! 1158 0:54:34,146 --> 0:54:36,148 Mom, where did you learn to drive like this? 1159 0:54:36,815 --> 0:54:38,567 - There was this guy. - Was it Dad? 1160 0:54:39,276 --> 0:54:41,361 Yeah, yeah, it was... it was Dad. 1161 0:54:53,832 --> 0:54:55,793 tires screech 1162 0:55:0,839 --> 0:55:1,673 Okay, duck. 1163 0:55:2,674 --> 0:55:4,134 - You look so pretty. - Don't look at me. 1164 0:55:4,259 --> 0:55:5,260 Okay, sorry. 1165 0:55:9,890 --> 0:55:12,643 i can't hold them off forever. Where can we go? 1166 0:55:13,185 --> 0:55:15,854 Wait, i have an idea. Can you get us to Venice Beach? 1167 0:55:16,146 --> 0:55:17,272 Sure can. 1168 0:55:17,898 --> 0:55:20,234 i love Rollerblades. Where are we going? 1169 0:55:20,484 --> 0:55:22,270 - Barbie Land. - What? Mom! 1170 0:55:22,110 --> 0:55:23,695 Are you really gonna let Barbie 1171 0:55:23,821 --> 0:55:26,490 take you and your tween daughter to an imaginary land? 1172 0:55:26,573 --> 0:55:27,491 Yes, and you wanna know why? 1173 0:55:27,574 --> 0:55:28,784 Because i never get to do anything. 1174 0:55:28,867 --> 0:55:30,702 i didn't even go on that cruise i won at your school raffle 1175 0:55:30,786 --> 0:55:31,829 because i didn't have enough vacation days 1176 0:55:31,912 --> 0:55:33,380 and your dad's allergic to sun. 1177 0:55:33,121 --> 0:55:34,331 - Oh. - What about Dad? 1178 0:55:34,456 --> 0:55:35,290 We can't just leave him! 1179 0:55:35,415 --> 0:55:36,583 He'll be fine. 1180 0:55:37,420 --> 0:55:38,377 Boligrafos. 1181 0:55:38,460 --> 0:55:39,419 woman on recording Boligrafos. 1182 0:55:39,503 --> 0:55:41,171 Boligrafos. 1183 0:55:42,840 --> 0:55:43,757 Yeah, yeah. He'll be fine. 1184 0:55:43,882 --> 0:55:45,175 Ready for fun? 1185 0:55:45,259 --> 0:55:46,343 - Yes! - Great! 1186 0:55:46,426 --> 0:55:50,180 Here we go. Come on and feel the magic. 1187 0:55:51,557 --> 0:55:52,891 Sasha Where are we? 1188 0:55:52,975 --> 0:55:54,101 How did we get into these clothes? 1189 0:55:54,184 --> 0:55:55,561 How did we get into this vehicle? 1190 0:55:55,644 --> 0:55:57,229 When i was a kid, i lost these boots 1191 0:55:57,312 --> 0:55:59,273 and my mom wouldn't let me buy a whole new Barbie 1192 0:55:59,356 --> 0:56:0,399 just to replace the boots. 1193 0:56:0,524 --> 0:56:1,483 They look so good on you. 1194 0:56:1,608 --> 0:56:2,943 - Why, thank you. - Hey, you! 1195 0:56:3,260 --> 0:56:4,570 She was always my favorite Barbie. 1196 0:56:4,695 --> 0:56:5,988 You're my favorite human. 1197 0:56:6,710 --> 0:56:8,699 Don't tell him, but i never got a Ken. 1198 0:56:8,866 --> 0:56:10,868 That's because Ken is totally superfluous. 1199 0:56:10,993 --> 0:56:12,202 Ha ha ha! 1200 0:56:12,286 --> 0:56:14,997 i didn't say that. Women hold all major positions of power, 1201 0:56:15,122 --> 0:56:15,831 control all the money. 1202 0:56:15,914 --> 0:56:17,624 Basically, everything that men do in your world, 1203 0:56:17,708 --> 0:56:18,876 - women do in ours. - gasps 1204 0:56:18,959 --> 0:56:20,430 i mean, that sounds kind of cool. 1205 0:56:20,127 --> 0:56:22,296 Sasha, look, dolphins! 1206 0:56:23,50 --> 0:56:26,508 Closer i am to fine 1207 0:56:26,633 --> 0:56:27,843 Yeah 1208 0:56:27,926 --> 0:56:29,845 Closer i am to fine 1209 0:56:29,928 --> 0:56:31,346 What is this song? 1210 0:56:31,430 --> 0:56:32,973 Oh, and we have a female president 1211 0:56:33,560 --> 0:56:36,101 and it's fun and work and friendship and female 24/7. 1212 0:56:36,184 --> 0:56:38,103 Sasha Do giant hands come in and play with you? 1213 0:56:38,186 --> 0:56:39,354 Barbie No, that's crazy. 1214 0:56:39,438 --> 0:56:42,232 Excuse me. Have you seen a group of women on wheels? 1215 0:56:42,316 --> 0:56:43,275 Actually, yeah, 1216 0:56:43,358 --> 0:56:44,651 there was a blonde, a brunette and a tween. 1217 0:56:44,735 --> 0:56:46,690 They rollerbladed in that direction. 1218 0:56:46,153 --> 0:56:47,863 Oh, no. 1219 0:56:47,946 --> 0:56:49,990 First step is always Rollerblading. 1220 0:56:50,730 --> 0:56:51,116 Excuse me, sir? 1221 0:56:51,199 --> 0:56:52,743 They've gone to Barbie Land. 1222 0:56:52,826 --> 0:56:53,869 - murmuring - Oh, no. 1223 0:56:53,952 --> 0:56:55,203 And she's brought humans there with her. 1224 0:56:55,287 --> 0:56:57,247 This could mean extremely weird things for our world. 1225 0:56:57,331 --> 0:56:58,415 Like what? 1226 0:56:58,540 --> 0:57:0,375 Nothing any of our collective imaginations 1227 0:57:0,459 --> 0:57:1,543 could ever dream up. 1228 0:57:1,627 --> 0:57:5,297 A podcast hosted by two wise trees. 1229 0:57:5,380 --> 0:57:8,467 Or a choir of 2,000 young fathers. 1230 0:57:8,550 --> 0:57:11,261 Not even close. We've got to get to Barbie Land. 1231 0:57:11,345 --> 0:57:14,556 Go! Find some blades now! Just pick a direction and run! 1232 0:57:15,724 --> 0:57:19,394 i can practically feel my heels lifting already. Yes! 1233 0:57:19,478 --> 0:57:22,272 This is what i was supposed to do. Bring you back here. 1234 0:57:22,356 --> 0:57:24,240 - It feels right. - It does. 1235 0:57:24,441 --> 0:57:25,484 Okay, this is... 1236 0:57:27,527 --> 0:57:28,528 That's strange. 1237 0:57:37,704 --> 0:57:41,124 Incoming brewski beer. Ohh... 1238 0:57:41,208 --> 0:57:43,168 So, that's our president, with the beer. 1239 0:57:43,251 --> 0:57:46,129 And the cheering squad is the Supreme Court. 1240 0:57:46,213 --> 0:57:48,548 This is so much better than being president. 1241 0:57:49,341 --> 0:57:51,259 Something's weird today. 1242 0:57:51,843 --> 0:57:53,345 Hi, Barbie! 1243 0:57:54,960 --> 0:57:55,973 Oh, okay. Hi, Ken. 1244 0:57:56,560 --> 0:58:0,560 Have a brewski beer. My big guy is thirsty. 1245 0:58:1,645 --> 0:58:2,854 Anyway... 1246 0:58:3,730 --> 0:58:4,815 ...wait until you see my Dreamhouse. 1247 0:58:4,898 --> 0:58:7,901 Everything I've bought and own will totally inspire you. 1248 0:58:7,985 --> 0:58:9,361 And we can change clothes again! 1249 0:58:12,531 --> 0:58:14,241 - That's the Capitol. - Ah! 1250 0:58:14,324 --> 0:58:15,867 - It's pink? - Pink! 1251 0:58:15,951 --> 0:58:17,202 And that's-- 1252 0:58:17,285 --> 0:58:18,829 horses neigh 1253 0:58:21,498 --> 0:58:24,292 These are the Dreamhouses. This is where i live. 1254 0:58:24,418 --> 0:58:26,378 You can see through the houses. 1255 0:58:26,503 --> 0:58:28,505 So does each Barbie, like, have their own house? 1256 0:58:28,630 --> 0:58:30,340 - Mm-hmm. - That's cool. 1257 0:58:30,424 --> 0:58:31,925 Where do the Kens stay? 1258 0:58:32,801 --> 0:58:34,386 i don't know. 1259 0:58:34,469 --> 0:58:37,970 At first i thought the Real World was run by men. 1260 0:58:37,180 --> 0:58:38,390 And then there was a minute 1261 0:58:38,473 --> 0:58:40,225 where i thought it was run by horses. 1262 0:58:41,309 --> 0:58:44,271 But then i realized that horses are just men extenders. 1263 0:58:44,354 --> 0:58:46,640 - Oh. - Whoo. 1264 0:58:46,815 --> 0:58:48,650 Oh. i had that treehouse. 1265 0:58:48,734 --> 0:58:50,485 i saved up my allowance to buy it. 1266 0:58:50,569 --> 0:58:54,406 I've never seen a car like that before. What happened here? 1267 0:58:55,449 --> 0:58:58,118 Everything, basically everything exists 1268 0:58:58,201 --> 0:59:0,954 to expand and elevate the presence of men. 1269 0:59:1,380 --> 0:59:2,831 - That's amazing. - That's beautiful. 1270 0:59:2,914 --> 0:59:4,249 - i know. - Barbie's here. 1271 0:59:4,374 --> 0:59:5,250 Uh-oh. 1272 0:59:5,333 --> 0:59:7,20 - Ken? - Look who's here. 1273 0:59:8,754 --> 0:59:9,921 What have you done? 1274 0:59:10,839 --> 0:59:11,882 What are you wearing? 1275 0:59:13,425 --> 0:59:16,136 Don't question it. Just roll with it, tiny baby. 1276 0:59:16,219 --> 0:59:18,960 - Tiny baby. - Don't call me baby. 1277 0:59:18,180 --> 0:59:20,980 What about mini-baby? Like this mini-fridge. 1278 0:59:20,182 --> 0:59:21,580 kens laugh 1279 0:59:21,141 --> 0:59:22,267 No, Ken. 1280 0:59:22,350 --> 0:59:26,146 This is my Dreamhouse. It is my Dreamhouse! It's mine! 1281 0:59:26,229 --> 0:59:28,231 No, this is no longer Barbie's Dreamhouse. 1282 0:59:28,315 --> 0:59:33,528 This shall henceforth be known as Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1283 0:59:33,904 --> 0:59:35,781 You don't have to say dojo and house. 1284 0:59:35,864 --> 0:59:36,948 And casa... 1285 0:59:37,320 --> 0:59:39,284 But you do because it feels good. Try it. 1286 0:59:39,367 --> 0:59:41,578 - Mojo Dojo Casa-- - No, girls. Don't say it. 1287 0:59:41,661 --> 0:59:43,622 Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1288 0:59:43,705 --> 0:59:45,373 laughs 1289 0:59:45,499 --> 0:59:47,840 Give it to me straight. How weird is it? 1290 0:59:47,167 --> 0:59:50,870 Whoa, boss, these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses 1291 0:59:50,170 --> 0:59:52,422 are literally flying off the shelves. 1292 0:59:52,631 --> 0:59:56,551 The kids are clamoring for them. Ken is on T-shirts, mugs. 1293 0:59:56,635 --> 0:59:58,678 - It's the number one tattoo. - Oh, no. 1294 0:59:58,762 --> 1:0:1,681 Warner Bros. have started auditions for the Ken movie, 1295 1:0:1,807 --> 1:0:5,143 which is already a blockbuster hit. laughs 1296 1:0:5,685 --> 1:0:7,395 It's happening. That thing we could never imagine. 1297 1:0:7,479 --> 1:0:8,939 If we don't get my words lady... 1298 1:0:9,220 --> 1:0:9,689 Executive Assistant. 1299 1:0:9,773 --> 1:0:10,941 My Executive Words Lady 1300 1:0:11,240 --> 1:0:12,234 and someone who's probably her daughter 1301 1:0:12,317 --> 1:0:13,652 back here and close the portal, 1302 1:0:13,777 --> 1:0:15,237 our worlds could be altered forever. 1303 1:0:15,320 --> 1:0:17,114 Well, what does it matter if it's Barbie or Ken? 1304 1:0:17,197 --> 1:0:18,281 The money is pouring in. 1305 1:0:18,573 --> 1:0:20,700 Shame on you, Executive Number Two. 1306 1:0:20,784 --> 1:0:22,828 You think i spent my entire life in boardrooms 1307 1:0:22,911 --> 1:0:24,370 because of a bottom line? 1308 1:0:24,412 --> 1:0:25,539 No! i got into this business 1309 1:0:25,622 --> 1:0:27,833 because of little girls and their dreams. 1310 1:0:27,958 --> 1:0:29,793 In the least creepy way possible. 1311 1:0:30,377 --> 1:0:33,213 Now, blade faster. Time is running out. 1312 1:0:33,296 --> 1:0:35,674 Look, I'm just having some brewski beers 1313 1:0:35,841 --> 1:0:38,90 at my Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1314 1:0:38,552 --> 1:0:39,636 - gaspin g - Ken! 1315 1:0:39,761 --> 1:0:41,388 You can stay if you want, 1316 1:0:41,471 --> 1:0:42,806 as my bride wife, 1317 1:0:42,889 --> 1:0:45,934 or my long-term-low- commitment-distance girlfriend. 1318 1:0:46,170 --> 1:0:47,352 What do you say? 1319 1:0:48,610 --> 1:0:49,437 Brewski beer me? 1320 1:0:49,813 --> 1:0:52,190 i will not brewski beer you. 1321 1:0:52,274 --> 1:0:54,359 Ha ha ha! That's fine. 1322 1:0:55,680 --> 1:0:56,695 You know, now that you Barbies aren't around to run everything, 1323 1:0:56,820 --> 1:0:58,113 we can do our hair however we like. 1324 1:0:58,196 --> 1:0:59,156 i have hats. 1325 1:0:59,239 --> 1:1:2,909 Where are my hungry boys? Who wants snacks? 1326 1:1:3,493 --> 1:1:4,828 Barbie, iam so happy to see you. 1327 1:1:4,911 --> 1:1:6,121 Can you believe what is happening? 1328 1:1:6,204 --> 1:1:7,747 i Know. Isn't it great? 1329 1:1:8,373 --> 1:1:10,375 Anyone need a brewski beer? 1330 1:1:10,458 --> 1:1:13,170 What are you doing? You're a doctor. 1331 1:1:13,253 --> 1:1:14,796 i like being a helpful decoration. 1332 1:1:14,880 --> 1:1:17,799 And Allan likes to help me give all the Kens foot massages. 1333 1:1:17,883 --> 1:1:19,500 No, i don't like that. 1334 1:1:19,134 --> 1:1:20,135 We love it. 1335 1:1:20,552 --> 1:1:23,305 I'm so blotto-faced day-drunk right now. 1336 1:1:23,388 --> 1:1:24,639 Ditto same-same that. 1337 1:1:24,806 --> 1:1:26,433 i like not having to make any decisions. 1338 1:1:26,516 --> 1:1:29,269 It's like a spa day for my brain. Forever. 1339 1:1:29,811 --> 1:1:31,620 What is wrong with them? 1340 1:1:31,146 --> 1:1:32,522 We just explained to them the immaculate, 1341 1:1:32,606 --> 1:1:34,650 impeccable seamless garment of logic 1342 1:1:34,191 --> 1:1:35,650 that is patriarchy, and they crumbled. 1343 1:1:35,734 --> 1:1:36,651 Oh, my God. 1344 1:1:36,735 --> 1:1:37,861 This is like in the 1500s 1345 1:1:37,944 --> 1:1:39,696 with the indigenous people and smallpox. 1346 1:1:39,821 --> 1:1:41,198 They had no defenses against it. 1347 1:1:41,281 --> 1:1:44,750 Yeah. Buckle up, babe. chuckles 1348 1:1:44,534 --> 1:1:47,829 Because Barbie Land is now Ken Land. 1349 1:1:47,913 --> 1:1:50,415 And it's gonna be just like Century City in Los Angeles, 1350 1:1:50,540 --> 1:1:53,668 because they had it all figured out in Century City. 1351 1:1:53,793 --> 1:1:56,171 The minute you get out of your car, you're like, 1352 1:1:56,254 --> 1:1:58,465 "i can't believe how great this place is!" 1353 1:1:58,840 --> 1:2:1,301 No, no, no. They don't have it figured out in Century City 1354 1:2:1,384 --> 1:2:3,386 because we failed them. 1355 1:2:3,470 --> 1:2:5,555 No! You failed me! 1356 1:2:11,603 --> 1:2:14,105 Out there i was somebody. 1357 1:2:16,660 --> 1:2:17,817 And when i walked down the street... 1358 1:2:19,945 --> 1:2:22,697 ...people respected me just for who i am. 1359 1:2:26,451 --> 1:2:29,663 One lady, she even asked me for the time. 1360 1:2:29,746 --> 1:2:30,622 No way! 1361 1:2:30,705 --> 1:2:32,123 Way. chuckles 1362 1:2:34,918 --> 1:2:36,378 And if it weren't for these technicalities 1363 1:2:36,461 --> 1:2:38,880 like MBAs, medical degrees, 1364 1:2:38,964 --> 1:2:43,927 and i don't know, swim lessons, i could have ruled that world. 1365 1:2:44,520 --> 1:2:45,845 But i don't need any of those things here. 1366 1:2:51,643 --> 1:2:55,105 Here I'm just a dude. And you know what? 1367 1:2:59,442 --> 1:3:0,443 That's enough. 1368 1:3:0,944 --> 1:3:1,903 TV remote? 1369 1:3:6,283 --> 1:3:7,450 Which one is it? 1370 1:3:7,534 --> 1:3:8,618 whispers It's that one right there. 1371 1:3:10,370 --> 1:3:12,706 Call me Mister Ken President Prime Minister, ma'am. 1372 1:3:12,789 --> 1:3:13,915 Let's recap all the amazing changes 1373 1:3:14,400 --> 1:3:15,542 and innovations thanks to the Kens. 1374 1:3:15,625 --> 1:3:16,293 The Nobel Prize 1375 1:3:16,418 --> 1:3:18,336 in horses goes to-- 1376 1:3:18,461 --> 1:3:19,504 Ken! 1377 1:3:19,587 --> 1:3:22,132 audience, chanting Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! Ken! 1378 1:3:23,341 --> 1:3:25,844 Wow. And now you're making it permanent 1379 1:3:25,927 --> 1:3:29,431 with a special election to change the Constitution. 1380 1:3:29,514 --> 1:3:30,849 That's right. In just 48 hours, 1381 1:3:30,974 --> 1:3:32,580 all the Kens will head to the polls 1382 1:3:32,142 --> 1:3:33,685 and vote to change the Constitution 1383 1:3:33,810 --> 1:3:34,519 to a government 1384 1:3:34,602 --> 1:3:36,938 for the Kens, of the Kens, and by the Kens! 1385 1:3:37,220 --> 1:3:38,648 cymbals crash 1386 1:3:38,732 --> 1:3:41,901 synthesizer beat 1387 1:3:41,985 --> 1:3:43,737 You can't do this. 1388 1:3:44,290 --> 1:3:44,988 This is Barbie Land. 1389 1:3:45,710 --> 1:3:47,574 The Barbies worked hard and they dreamed hard 1390 1:3:47,699 --> 1:3:49,909 to make it everything that it is. You-- 1391 1:3:50,535 --> 1:3:53,788 You can't just undo it in a day. 1392 1:3:53,913 --> 1:3:56,166 Literally and figuratively, watch me. 1393 1:3:57,584 --> 1:4:0,503 Now, if you'll excuse me... 1394 1:4:1,504 --> 1:4:4,966 ...this is my Mojo Dojo Casa House, it's not... 1395 1:4:5,675 --> 1:4:8,887 ...Barbie's Mojo Dojo Casa House. 1396 1:4:10,180 --> 1:4:11,181 Right? 1397 1:4:15,560 --> 1:4:16,978 How's that feel? 1398 1:4:20,523 --> 1:4:23,234 It is not fun, is it? 1399 1:4:24,611 --> 1:4:26,905 all It's boys’ night! 1400 1:4:26,988 --> 1:4:29,616 cheering 1401 1:4:42,379 --> 1:4:44,422 Every night is boys' night. 1402 1:4:48,385 --> 1:4:51,262 Kens, chanting Go, Ken! Go, Ken! Go, Ken! 1403 1:4:51,346 --> 1:4:53,264 cheering 1404 1:4:56,851 --> 1:5:0,814 Barbie! Take your lady fashions with you. 1405 1:5:0,897 --> 1:5:4,234 Take your "Celebrate Disco" Bell Bottoms... 1406 1:5:4,984 --> 1:5:5,652 Barbie Oh! 1407 1:5:5,735 --> 1:5:8,363 ...and your Ice Capades Pretty Practice Suit 1408 1:5:8,446 --> 1:5:10,730 and Dazzling Show Skirt. 1409 1:5:10,156 --> 1:5:11,783 - gasps - These are archival. 1410 1:5:11,866 --> 1:5:14,702 Your Pajama Jam in Amsterdam sets. 1411 1:5:15,120 --> 1:5:15,870 No! 1412 1:5:15,954 --> 1:5:18,498 And your Pretty Paisley Palazzo Pants! 1413 1:5:19,916 --> 1:5:22,794 - Not the Palazzos! - And get out! 1414 1:5:22,877 --> 1:5:25,880 wailing 1415 1:5:25,964 --> 1:5:27,424 Maybe this could fit me. 1416 1:5:27,507 --> 1:5:30,552 sobbing 1417 1:5:30,635 --> 1:5:31,511 Honey. 1418 1:5:31,594 --> 1:5:34,264 Why did you wish me to your messed-up world 1419 1:5:34,347 --> 1:5:38,393 using your complicated human thoughts and feelings? 1420 1:5:38,768 --> 1:5:41,604 - What? - Barbie Land was perfect before. 1421 1:5:42,605 --> 1:5:44,649 i was perfect before. 1422 1:5:45,316 --> 1:5:48,903 I'm so sorry. i wasn't trying to do anything. 1423 1:5:48,987 --> 1:5:50,280 Don't apologize. 1424 1:5:51,300 --> 1:5:52,532 Don't blame my mom. 1425 1:5:52,615 --> 1:5:54,284 Sasha, that's sweet. 1426 1:5:54,367 --> 1:5:57,370 Maybe you wished us. Maybe it's your fault, Barbie. 1427 1:5:57,454 --> 1:5:58,663 No, i didn't wish anything. 1428 1:5:58,788 --> 1:6:1,541 I've never wanted anything to change. 1429 1:6:2,0 --> 1:6:7,380 Oh, honey, that's life. It's all change. 1430 1:6:8,298 --> 1:6:9,340 That's... 1431 1:6:9,799 --> 1:6:11,384 That's terrifying. 1432 1:6:15,805 --> 1:6:16,639 i don't want that. 1433 1:6:18,141 --> 1:6:20,768 Not my life. No, thank you. 1434 1:6:20,852 --> 1:6:24,189 Just, no, i don't want this. 1435 1:6:30,695 --> 1:6:33,114 I'm just gonna sit here and wait and hope 1436 1:6:33,198 --> 1:6:35,950 that one of the more leadership-oriented Barbies 1437 1:6:36,340 --> 1:6:37,952 just snaps out of it 1438 1:6:38,360 --> 1:6:40,121 and does something about this whole mess. 1439 1:6:40,205 --> 1:6:42,582 i really understand this feeling. 1440 1:6:42,665 --> 1:6:45,752 It's basically, like, being a human person all the time-- 1441 1:6:45,835 --> 1:6:47,921 Please just leave me here. Just leave me. 1442 1:6:48,460 --> 1:6:51,299 Go back to your messed-up world and just leave me to mine. 1443 1:6:51,966 --> 1:6:54,930 - So, you're just gonna give up? - Yes. 1444 1:6:59,150 --> 1:7:0,183 Okay. 1445 1:7:0,683 --> 1:7:2,600 You know, i almost feel bad for you, 1446 1:7:2,143 --> 1:7:4,646 but you are exactly what i thought you were. 1447 1:7:5,897 --> 1:7:6,940 Um... 1448 1:7:8,233 --> 1:7:9,859 Let's go, honey. Let's just... 1449 1:7:9,984 --> 1:7:11,152 Okay, how do we-- how do you expect-- 1450 1:7:11,236 --> 1:7:12,820 Do everything we did in reverse. 1451 1:7:14,948 --> 1:7:18,576 Unbelievable. Come on, Mom. She doesn't deserve you. 1452 1:7:23,665 --> 1:7:26,459 This is the lowest I've ever been. 1453 1:7:26,543 --> 1:7:29,462 Emotionally and physically. 1454 1:7:31,50 --> 1:7:33,910 girl Okay, kids, it's time to run out 1455 1:7:33,174 --> 1:7:34,884 and get the new Depression Barbie. 1456 1:7:35,90 --> 1:7:36,803 She wears sweatpants all day and night. 1457 1:7:37,136 --> 1:7:39,264 She spent seven hours today on Instagram, 1458 1:7:39,347 --> 1:7:41,474 looking at her estranged best friend's engagement photos, 1459 1:7:41,558 --> 1:7:43,518 while eating a family-size bag of Starbursts. 1460 1:7:43,601 --> 1:7:45,687 And now her jaw is killing her. 1461 1:7:45,812 --> 1:7:48,606 And she's going to watch the BBC's Pride and Prejudice 1462 1:7:48,690 --> 1:7:50,942 for the seventh time until she falls asleep. 1463 1:7:51,250 --> 1:7:52,443 Situation of our families is such 1464 1:7:52,527 --> 1:7:53,570 that any alliance between us 1465 1:7:53,653 --> 1:7:56,239 must be regarded as a highly reprehensible connection. 1466 1:7:56,322 --> 1:7:59,325 girl Anxiety, panic attacks, and OCD sold separately. 1467 1:8:0,159 --> 1:8:2,537 Barbie. Barbie, wake up. 1468 1:8:2,829 --> 1:8:4,455 - Hey. - Weird. 1469 1:8:5,248 --> 1:8:6,958 I'm like you now. 1470 1:8:7,410 --> 1:8:9,127 Ugly and unwanted. 1471 1:8:10,440 --> 1:8:10,920 Thanks. 1472 1:8:11,963 --> 1:8:13,381 Let's get her in the back. Come on. 1473 1:8:13,464 --> 1:8:14,340 One, two... 1474 1:8:15,133 --> 1:8:16,843 - Isn't this great? - Yes. 1475 1:8:16,926 --> 1:8:18,469 Wait until you see the boat. 1476 1:8:18,553 --> 1:8:19,679 The boat. 1477 1:8:21,347 --> 1:8:23,160 Beautiful countryside. 1478 1:8:24,350 --> 1:8:26,311 He said he could see through me 1479 1:8:26,394 --> 1:8:30,230 i spent four years prostrate To the higher mind 1480 1:8:30,106 --> 1:8:32,942 Got my paper and i was free 1481 1:8:34,193 --> 1:8:38,906 i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains 1482 1:8:38,990 --> 1:8:43,494 i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains 1483 1:8:43,578 --> 1:8:45,455 We interrupt this broadcast to bring you 1484 1:8:45,538 --> 1:8:48,458 our new radio station only playing Ken's favorite song. 1485 1:8:48,541 --> 1:8:51,586 i want to push you around 1486 1:8:51,669 --> 1:8:54,422 Well, i will, well, i will 1487 1:8:54,505 --> 1:8:56,382 Turn this song off, for Chrissake! 1488 1:8:56,466 --> 1:8:58,176 screaming 1489 1:9:3,222 --> 1:9:4,682 - Who are you? - I'm Allan. 1490 1:9:4,807 --> 1:9:6,643 Oh, you are Allan. That's great. 1491 1:9:6,809 --> 1:9:8,519 Don't tell the Kens. I'm trying to escape. 1492 1:9:8,603 --> 1:9:10,313 i cannot sit on one more leather couch. 1493 1:9:10,396 --> 1:9:11,773 It's gonna break my spirit. 1494 1:9:12,106 --> 1:9:13,691 As soon as they figure out how to build that wall sideways 1495 1:9:13,816 --> 1:9:15,680 and not just up, 1496 1:9:15,777 --> 1:9:17,862 no one is gonna be able to get in or out. 1497 1:9:17,945 --> 1:9:19,614 So if we want to leave, we better make a run for it. 1498 1:9:19,697 --> 1:9:22,200 No, Allan. You can't go. Having a Barbie in the Real World 1499 1:9:22,283 --> 1:9:24,202 is what caused all these problems in the first place. 1500 1:9:24,285 --> 1:9:26,329 Not one person would care if Allan was in the Real World. 1501 1:9:26,412 --> 1:9:29,415 In fact, it's happened before. All of N'SYNC, Allan. 1502 1:9:30,830 --> 1:9:31,959 Yes, even him, so come on! 1503 1:9:32,430 --> 1:9:32,919 Hey, you there. 1504 1:9:34,212 --> 1:9:35,755 - What do we do? - Just get in the car 1505 1:9:35,838 --> 1:9:37,382 and keep it singing. Hey, man. 1506 1:9:37,465 --> 1:9:38,758 - Be ready for anything. - What? 1507 1:9:39,217 --> 1:9:40,218 Who are you? 1508 1:9:40,301 --> 1:9:42,303 I'm Allan. I'm Ken's buddy. 1509 1:9:43,221 --> 1:9:44,305 All of his clothes fit me. 1510 1:9:47,517 --> 1:9:48,559 Get in the car! 1511 1:9:52,397 --> 1:9:53,356 Allan You want a piece? 1512 1:9:53,439 --> 1:9:54,816 Wait, you don't have a driver's license. 1513 1:9:54,899 --> 1:9:56,150 This car doesn't have an engine. 1514 1:9:56,234 --> 1:9:56,984 groans Fine. 1515 1:10:1,364 --> 1:10:2,782 What are you doing? We gotta go. 1516 1:10:2,865 --> 1:10:5,326 We have to go back. Barbie Land needs saving. 1517 1:10:5,410 --> 1:10:6,786 Barbie needs saving. 1518 1:10:7,203 --> 1:10:8,454 What? You hate Barbie! 1519 1:10:8,538 --> 1:10:10,790 But you don't. You've always believed in what she could be. 1520 1:10:10,873 --> 1:10:14,293 Yeah, well, i was wrong. Barbie gave up. The Kens won. 1521 1:10:15,20 --> 1:10:16,295 You have to try. 1522 1:10:16,379 --> 1:10:18,131 Even if you can't make it perfect, 1523 1:10:18,214 --> 1:10:20,299 - you can make it better. - i can't make anything better. 1524 1:10:20,383 --> 1:10:21,592 I'm the one who ruined Barbie Land 1525 1:10:21,676 --> 1:10:23,136 with my stupid drawings in the first place. 1526 1:10:23,219 --> 1:10:25,540 They're not stupid! They're amazing! 1527 1:10:27,557 --> 1:10:29,308 You like my drawings? 1528 1:10:29,392 --> 1:10:32,103 They're weird and dark and crazy. 1529 1:10:32,687 --> 1:10:34,439 Everything you pretend not to be. 1530 1:10:36,399 --> 1:10:40,153 lam, i am. I'm weird and I'm dark and I'm crazy. 1531 1:10:40,570 --> 1:10:42,363 Allan, men fighting 1532 1:10:42,947 --> 1:10:45,408 Easy. Easy... 1533 1:10:47,118 --> 1:10:49,495 Okay. You want some more Allan? 1534 1:10:49,579 --> 1:10:50,580 No! 1535 1:10:51,914 --> 1:10:53,207 We have to get out of here right now. 1536 1:10:53,291 --> 1:10:55,209 Shut up, Allan! We're going back. 1537 1:10:55,918 --> 1:10:57,253 Let's go get my doll. 1538 1:11:1,507 --> 1:11:3,134 I'll never get out of here. 1539 1:11:3,676 --> 1:11:4,802 Where do we find Barbie? 1540 1:11:4,886 --> 1:11:6,304 There's only one place she'd be. 1541 1:11:8,598 --> 1:11:9,807 You're a writer. 1542 1:11:9,891 --> 1:11:13,190 This is your Nobel Prize. Remember winning it? 1543 1:11:13,102 --> 1:11:14,437 It's useless trying to deprogram her. 1544 1:11:14,520 --> 1:11:15,813 i already did everything i could. 1545 1:11:15,897 --> 1:11:19,150 Oh, my God. i don't even know how i got here. 1546 1:11:19,233 --> 1:11:20,693 i don't deserve this. 1547 1:11:20,818 --> 1:11:23,488 Um, I'd like to thank Ken. 1548 1:11:24,447 --> 1:11:25,823 Thank you, Ken. 1549 1:11:26,324 --> 1:11:28,201 i love you, Ken. 1550 1:11:28,284 --> 1:11:29,827 The fork in my soup is this, Barb. 1551 1:11:29,911 --> 1:11:32,789 Why didn't the brainwashing work on you? 1552 1:11:32,872 --> 1:11:36,420 My exposure to the Real World must have made me immune. 1553 1:11:36,167 --> 1:11:38,586 Either you're brainwashed, or you're weird and ugly. 1554 1:11:38,669 --> 1:11:39,879 There is no in between. 1555 1:11:40,40 --> 1:11:41,297 Sing it, sister. 1556 1:11:41,380 --> 1:11:42,298 Well, get ready, kids. 1557 1:11:42,381 --> 1:11:45,920 Because in forty-eight hours, Barbie Land becomes Ken Land. 1558 1:11:45,176 --> 1:11:45,885 Allan Come on, gang. 1559 1:11:45,968 --> 1:11:47,595 We'll find Barbie at the top of these stairs. 1560 1:11:47,678 --> 1:11:49,639 The Kens. They've found us. 1561 1:11:51,390 --> 1:11:52,809 No, no, no! 1562 1:11:53,142 --> 1:11:54,143 Ken! 1563 1:11:54,435 --> 1:11:55,686 Ken? 1564 1:11:59,190 --> 1:12:1,150 - Hello? - Hmm? 1565 1:12:1,234 --> 1:12:2,860 - Humans. We're fine. - Barbies Ah. 1566 1:12:3,361 --> 1:12:5,112 - And Allan. - Barbies Eh. 1567 1:12:5,196 --> 1:12:8,157 Come into my Weirdhouse. Hi! I'm Weird Barbie. 1568 1:12:8,241 --> 1:12:9,867 I'm in the splits, i have a funky haircut, 1569 1:12:9,951 --> 1:12:11,350 and i smell like basement. 1570 1:12:11,118 --> 1:12:13,830 Oh, my God. i had a Weird Barbie. 1571 1:12:13,913 --> 1:12:14,705 Yeah, you did. 1572 1:12:14,872 --> 1:12:17,410 You make them weird by playing too hard. 1573 1:12:17,124 --> 1:12:18,840 That's cool. 1574 1:12:18,459 --> 1:12:20,711 That's Sugar Daddy Ken. And Earring Magic Ken. 1575 1:12:20,837 --> 1:12:22,255 Mattel discontinued them. 1576 1:12:22,338 --> 1:12:23,464 - Sugar Daddy? - No, no, no. 1577 1:12:23,548 --> 1:12:24,882 I'm not a sugar daddy. 1578 1:12:24,966 --> 1:12:27,426 This is Sugar, and I'm her daddy. 1579 1:12:27,760 --> 1:12:29,428 And i have an earring. A magic earring. 1580 1:12:29,512 --> 1:12:31,597 These were actual Kens. 1581 1:12:32,223 --> 1:12:34,183 More discontinued Barbies. 1582 1:12:34,267 --> 1:12:36,727 Growing Up Skipper? May 1? 1583 1:12:36,811 --> 1:12:37,895 - Okay. - Watch this. 1584 1:12:39,605 --> 1:12:41,691 - Her boobs grow. - Why would they do that? 1585 1:12:41,816 --> 1:12:43,651 And Barbie Video Girl. 1586 1:12:43,734 --> 1:12:46,821 i have a TV in my back. You know whose dream that is? 1587 1:12:46,904 --> 1:12:49,156 Nobody. Nobody's dream. 1588 1:12:49,240 --> 1:12:51,750 And that's Barbie Barbie, of course. 1589 1:12:51,158 --> 1:12:53,327 She's not dead. She's just having an existential crisis. 1590 1:12:53,578 --> 1:12:55,162 Okay, come on. 1591 1:12:56,414 --> 1:12:57,290 Hey. 1592 1:12:58,332 --> 1:12:59,625 What's wrong? 1593 1:13:3,296 --> 1:13:7,80 I'm not pretty anymore. 1594 1:13:8,676 --> 1:13:10,428 What? You're so pretty. 1595 1:13:10,887 --> 1:13:14,140 I'm not Stereotypical Barbie pretty. 1596 1:13:14,223 --> 1:13:15,141 narrator Note to the filmmakers, 1597 1:13:15,224 --> 1:13:17,180 Margot Robbie is the wrong person to cast 1598 1:13:17,101 --> 1:13:18,102 if you want to make this point. 1599 1:13:18,185 --> 1:13:19,770 But you're beautiful. 1600 1:13:20,563 --> 1:13:25,818 It's not just that. I'm not... smart enough to be interesting. 1601 1:13:26,152 --> 1:13:26,944 You're so smart. 1602 1:13:27,280 --> 1:13:29,697 i can't do brain surgery, I've never flown a plane. 1603 1:13:31,616 --> 1:13:33,750 I'm not the president. 1604 1:13:34,577 --> 1:13:36,996 No one on the Supreme Court is me. 1605 1:13:38,748 --> 1:13:43,628 I'm not good enough for anything. 1606 1:13:49,967 --> 1:13:52,929 It is literally impossible to be a woman. 1607 1:13:54,597 --> 1:13:58,100 You are so beautiful and so smart, 1608 1:13:58,184 --> 1:14:1,646 and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. 1609 1:14:1,812 --> 1:14:5,900 Like we have to always be extraordinary. 1610 1:14:6,943 --> 1:14:11,238 But somehow we're always doing it wrong. 1611 1:14:13,699 --> 1:14:15,618 You have to be thin but not too thin, 1612 1:14:15,701 --> 1:14:17,745 and you can never say you want to be thin. 1613 1:14:17,828 --> 1:14:19,997 You have to say you want to be healthy, 1614 1:14:20,810 --> 1:14:23,250 but also you have to be thin. 1615 1:14:23,709 --> 1:14:26,462 You have to have money, but you can't ask for money 1616 1:14:26,545 --> 1:14:28,255 because that's crass. 1617 1:14:29,423 --> 1:14:30,132 sighs 1618 1:14:30,216 --> 1:14:32,259 You have to be a boss but you can't be mean. 1619 1:14:32,343 --> 1:14:35,471 You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas. 1620 1:14:35,554 --> 1:14:37,980 You're supposed to love being a mother, 1621 1:14:37,181 --> 1:14:39,350 but don't talk about your kids all the damn time. 1622 1:14:39,433 --> 1:14:41,180 You have to be a career woman 1623 1:14:41,102 --> 1:14:43,854 but also always be looking out for other people. 1624 1:14:44,438 --> 1:14:47,441 You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is insane, 1625 1:14:47,525 --> 1:14:50,486 but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining. 1626 1:14:50,569 --> 1:14:53,114 You're supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty 1627 1:14:53,197 --> 1:14:54,448 that you tempt them too much 1628 1:14:54,532 --> 1:14:55,825 or that you threaten other women 1629 1:14:55,908 --> 1:14:57,827 because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood 1630 1:14:57,910 --> 1:14:59,578 but always stand out. 1631 1:14:59,662 --> 1:15:2,289 And always be grateful. 1632 1:15:2,415 --> 1:15:4,166 But never forget that the system is rigged, 1633 1:15:4,250 --> 1:15:5,710 so find a way to acknowledge that 1634 1:15:5,835 --> 1:15:7,420 but also always be grateful. 1635 1:15:7,878 --> 1:15:9,839 You have to never get old, 1636 1:15:9,922 --> 1:15:12,717 never be rude, never show off, 1637 1:15:12,842 --> 1:15:15,520 never be selfish, never fall down, 1638 1:15:15,136 --> 1:15:17,540 never fail, never show fear, 1639 1:15:17,138 --> 1:15:18,889 never get out of line. 1640 1:15:19,150 --> 1:15:21,475 It's too hard, it's too contradictory, 1641 1:15:21,559 --> 1:15:24,610 and nobody gives you a medal or says thank you. 1642 1:15:24,353 --> 1:15:25,479 And it turns out, in fact, 1643 1:15:25,563 --> 1:15:27,356 that not only are you doing everything wrong 1644 1:15:27,440 --> 1:15:29,900 but also everything is your fault. 1645 1:15:31,680 --> 1:15:32,987 sighs 1646 1:15:34,989 --> 1:15:38,492 I'm just so tired of watching myself 1647 1:15:38,576 --> 1:15:42,413 and every single other woman 1648 1:15:42,496 --> 1:15:46,876 tie herself into knots so that people will like us. 1649 1:15:50,421 --> 1:15:53,132 And if all of that... 1650 1:15:53,215 --> 1:15:55,968 is also true for a doll... 1651 1:15:57,303 --> 1:16:1,265 just representing a woman... 1652 1:16:3,893 --> 1:16:6,604 ...then i don't even know. 1653 1:16:12,651 --> 1:16:13,527 Wait. 1654 1:16:14,904 --> 1:16:16,530 i did write a book. 1655 1:16:17,198 --> 1:16:18,866 It's like I've been in a dream, 1656 1:16:19,325 --> 1:16:22,286 where i was somehow really invested 1657 1:16:22,369 --> 1:16:25,289 in the Zack Snyder cut of Justice League. 1658 1:16:27,410 --> 1:16:30,20 But what you said broke me out of it. 1659 1:16:30,836 --> 1:16:31,754 Really? 1660 1:16:32,171 --> 1:16:32,880 Yeah. 1661 1:16:33,50 --> 1:16:34,840 You're back. She's back. 1662 1:16:34,924 --> 1:16:37,218 By giving voice to the cognitive dissonance required 1663 1:16:37,301 --> 1:16:38,803 to be a woman under the patriarchy, 1664 1:16:38,886 --> 1:16:40,179 you robbed it of its power. 1665 1:16:40,304 --> 1:16:41,130 Yes. 1666 1:16:42,598 --> 1:16:43,933 Wow, i just said all of that. 1667 1:16:44,160 --> 1:16:46,560 Hell, yes, White Savior Barbie! 1668 1:16:46,894 --> 1:16:49,897 No, it was your mom. Your mom did the saving. 1669 1:16:49,980 --> 1:16:51,524 We have to stop the Kens. 1670 1:16:51,607 --> 1:16:54,276 And you need to Say all of those things to the other Barbies. 1671 1:16:54,360 --> 1:16:55,486 - That's the key. - Got it. 1672 1:16:55,569 --> 1:16:56,987 But, how are we gonna get the Barbies 1673 1:16:57,710 --> 1:16:58,300 away from their Kens? 1674 1:16:58,114 --> 1:17:0,116 We have experience with a world like this one. 1675 1:17:0,199 --> 1:17:1,659 Do you have a map of Barbie Land? 1676 1:17:1,992 --> 1:17:3,744 What do you think? 1677 1:17:6,622 --> 1:17:8,124 - Wow. - Thanks. i built it. 1678 1:17:8,207 --> 1:17:9,208 Okay, here's the deal. 1679 1:17:9,291 --> 1:17:11,430 It's not just about how they see us, 1680 1:17:11,127 --> 1:17:12,837 it's about how they see themselves. 1681 1:17:12,920 --> 1:17:15,798 Ken Land contains the seeds of its own destruction. 1682 1:17:15,881 --> 1:17:18,384 First we have to get the Barbies away from their Kens. 1683 1:17:18,467 --> 1:17:22,540 We could use a decoy Barbie who pretends to be brainwashed. 1684 1:17:22,138 --> 1:17:23,430 - That should be you. - Cool. 1685 1:17:30,396 --> 1:17:32,857 Sasha Distract them by appearing helpless and confused. 1686 1:17:32,940 --> 1:17:34,900 Kens cannot resist a damsel in distress. 1687 1:17:34,984 --> 1:17:37,695 You have to make them believe that you're complacent. 1688 1:17:37,820 --> 1:17:39,710 That they have the power. 1689 1:17:39,155 --> 1:17:42,283 And when their guard is down, you take the power back. 1690 1:17:45,244 --> 1:17:47,288 The influence that Porsche 356 1691 1:17:47,371 --> 1:17:49,456 has had on the motoring world as a whole, 1692 1:17:49,582 --> 1:17:50,666 it can't be overstated. 1693 1:17:50,791 --> 1:17:53,20 Oh! Photoshop is so hard! 1694 1:17:53,850 --> 1:17:55,379 i just don't understand how to use the Select tool. 1695 1:17:55,462 --> 1:17:57,214 Honey, you can only use the Select tool 1696 1:17:57,298 --> 1:17:58,716 if the layer is highlighted. 1697 1:17:58,841 --> 1:17:59,633 Let me show you. 1698 1:17:59,717 --> 1:18:1,100 My tiny head is just swimming 1699 1:18:1,930 --> 1:18:3,304 with technical jargon like color bands 1700 1:18:3,387 --> 1:18:6,980 and magnetic lassos and bit maps. 1701 1:18:6,182 --> 1:18:8,267 Do you think that you and your strong arms can explain... 1702 1:18:8,350 --> 1:18:10,352 - Oh! What's happening? - Allan, go around! 1703 1:18:10,436 --> 1:18:11,395 President Barbie Aah! 1704 1:18:12,646 --> 1:18:13,939 - Oh, but what about Ken? - No, no, no! 1705 1:18:14,230 --> 1:18:16,660 - No, but i love him! - Come on, Allan! 1706 1:18:16,942 --> 1:18:19,361 Hey! What's gonna happen to Ken? 1707 1:18:19,445 --> 1:18:20,863 Just listen. 1708 1:18:21,710 --> 1:18:22,156 You have to be their mommies 1709 1:18:22,239 --> 1:18:23,616 but not remind them of their mommy. 1710 1:18:23,699 --> 1:18:25,993 Any power you have must be masked under a giggle. 1711 1:18:26,760 --> 1:18:27,453 bell rings 1712 1:18:28,662 --> 1:18:29,663 What happened? 1713 1:18:29,830 --> 1:18:30,998 One minute i was president, 1714 1:18:31,810 --> 1:18:34,168 and the next i was cutting a Ken steak for him. 1715 1:18:34,251 --> 1:18:36,253 Welcome back, Madam President. 1716 1:18:36,337 --> 1:18:38,923 Then we'll recruit the now unbrainwashed Barbies 1717 1:18:39,60 --> 1:18:39,673 to our cause. 1718 1:18:39,757 --> 1:18:41,634 They can be the new decoys. 1719 1:18:41,717 --> 1:18:43,928 You can tell him that you've never seen The Godfather. 1720 1:18:44,220 --> 1:18:46,555 And that you'd love them to explain it to you. 1721 1:18:46,639 --> 1:18:49,183 Ooh, are you guys watching The God Father? 1722 1:18:49,266 --> 1:18:50,476 The Godfather. 1723 1:18:50,559 --> 1:18:51,477 I've never seen it. 1724 1:18:51,560 --> 1:18:53,395 Oh, my God. You've never seen The Godfather? 1725 1:18:53,479 --> 1:18:56,650 This movie is a rich blend of Coppola's aesthetic genius 1726 1:18:56,148 --> 1:18:57,524 and a triumph for Robert Evans 1727 1:18:57,608 --> 1:18:59,401 and the architecture of the '70s studio system. 1728 1:18:59,485 --> 1:19:0,486 Can you start the movie over 1729 1:19:0,569 --> 1:19:1,904 and just talk through the whole thing? 1730 1:19:1,987 --> 1:19:4,730 You have to find a way to reject men's advances 1731 1:19:4,198 --> 1:19:5,491 without damaging their egos. 1732 1:19:5,574 --> 1:19:7,117 Because if you say yes to them, you're a tramp, 1733 1:19:7,201 --> 1:19:9,161 but if you say no to them, you're a prude. 1734 1:19:9,245 --> 1:19:10,246 bell rings 1735 1:19:10,913 --> 1:19:12,331 i don't wanna touch a foot. 1736 1:19:12,456 --> 1:19:13,540 No, you don't. 1737 1:19:13,624 --> 1:19:16,430 Another one, be confused about money. 1738 1:19:16,126 --> 1:19:18,504 i just have all my money in a savings account. 1739 1:19:18,587 --> 1:19:20,890 That's totally wrong. You need treasury bonds, 1740 1:19:20,172 --> 1:19:21,423 corporate bonds, CDs. 1741 1:19:21,507 --> 1:19:23,300 No one has CDs anymore. 1742 1:19:23,384 --> 1:19:26,110 Oh, sweetheart, you are so cute when you're confused. 1743 1:19:26,136 --> 1:19:27,805 But no, not music. 1744 1:19:27,888 --> 1:19:30,307 CD stands for Certificate of Deposit. 1745 1:19:30,391 --> 1:19:32,851 Stephen Malkmus really harnessed the acerbic talk-singing 1746 1:19:32,935 --> 1:19:34,520 of Lou Reed with post-punk influences 1747 1:19:34,603 --> 1:19:36,522 - such as Wire and The Fall. - bell rings 1748 1:19:36,605 --> 1:19:38,399 What am i wearing? i would never choose this. 1749 1:19:38,482 --> 1:19:40,943 Because you're a physicist. Do you want some pants? 1750 1:19:41,260 --> 1:19:42,270 Yeah. 1751 1:19:42,111 --> 1:19:43,862 bell rings 1752 1:19:43,946 --> 1:19:45,155 Welcome back, Barbie. 1753 1:19:45,239 --> 1:19:48,367 Gee, i am so awkward and don't feel pretty at all, 1754 1:19:48,450 --> 1:19:50,286 and will anyone ever like me? 1755 1:19:50,369 --> 1:19:51,662 Sasha Or distract them with the old standby. 1756 1:19:51,787 --> 1:19:53,956 Wearing glasses so they can discover that you're pretty. 1757 1:19:54,331 --> 1:19:56,542 - May i? - Sure. Go ahead. 1758 1:20:0,671 --> 1:20:3,382 There. Now we can see your beautiful face. 1759 1:20:4,466 --> 1:20:6,593 And then there's pretending to be terrible 1760 1:20:6,677 --> 1:20:8,178 at every sport ever. 1761 1:20:8,262 --> 1:20:10,180 Here, let me show you. 1762 1:20:10,264 --> 1:20:12,160 Here, let me show you. 1763 1:20:12,990 --> 1:20:14,268 - Here, let me show you. - Here, let me show you. 1764 1:20:14,351 --> 1:20:16,270 Here, let us show you. 1765 1:20:16,353 --> 1:20:18,856 We'll do this until every single Barbie 1766 1:20:18,939 --> 1:20:21,608 is deprogrammed and ready to take back Barbie Land. 1767 1:20:21,692 --> 1:20:22,735 - Yes! - Yes! 1768 1:20:23,152 --> 1:20:23,986 Yeah! 1769 1:20:26,363 --> 1:20:27,614 whistles 1770 1:20:28,365 --> 1:20:32,828 Hey! Tomorrow the Kens vote to change the Constitution, 1771 1:20:32,911 --> 1:20:34,288 so we have to get there first. 1772 1:20:34,371 --> 1:20:35,831 The final stage of our plan. 1773 1:20:35,998 --> 1:20:38,250 To turn the Kens against each other. 1774 1:20:38,334 --> 1:20:40,544 Now that they think they have power over you, 1775 1:20:40,627 --> 1:20:42,796 you make them question whether they have enough power 1776 1:20:42,880 --> 1:20:43,839 over each other. 1777 1:20:44,423 --> 1:20:46,592 What if this doesn't work? 1778 1:20:46,675 --> 1:20:51,130 What if he doesn''t... like me anymore? 1779 1:20:52,264 --> 1:20:55,225 - He likes you. - He was really upset. 1780 1:20:56,435 --> 1:20:58,270 Because he likes you. 1781 1:20:58,354 --> 1:20:59,980 And because he knows deep down 1782 1:21:0,640 --> 1:21:2,149 that you don't like him the same way. 1783 1:21:2,232 --> 1:21:3,942 It still doesn't mean i want to hurt him. 1784 1:21:5,361 --> 1:21:7,112 He took your house. 1785 1:21:7,237 --> 1:21:8,364 He brainwashed your friends. 1786 1:21:8,447 --> 1:21:10,491 He wants to control the government. 1787 1:21:10,574 --> 1:21:11,867 True. 1788 1:21:11,950 --> 1:21:13,786 - Girl. - Yeah. 1789 1:21:14,203 --> 1:21:15,621 - Wow. - Yeah. 1790 1:21:16,121 --> 1:21:18,820 It's like I'm a woman already. 1791 1:21:18,457 --> 1:21:20,0 Welcome. 1792 1:21:20,840 --> 1:21:22,544 Is this what it's like? Wow. 1793 1:21:22,628 --> 1:21:23,462 Sasha's mother It's time. 1794 1:21:24,460 --> 1:21:25,130 I'm ready. 1795 1:21:26,480 --> 1:21:27,910 Thank you. 1796 1:21:27,591 --> 1:21:28,967 Here i go. 1797 1:21:35,307 --> 1:21:36,580 Hi. 1798 1:21:36,141 --> 1:21:38,185 clatter 1799 1:21:38,977 --> 1:21:40,396 - bottles clink - clunk 1800 1:21:40,479 --> 1:21:41,188 Ken Ah! 1801 1:21:41,271 --> 1:21:43,107 clatter 1802 1:21:46,527 --> 1:21:49,290 Oh, hey. You've caught me reading. 1803 1:21:49,113 --> 1:21:51,730 Oh. 1804 1:21:51,156 --> 1:21:52,491 - I've been thinking. - Mm-hmm. 1805 1:21:52,574 --> 1:21:53,826 - Ken Land. - Kendom. 1806 1:21:54,576 --> 1:21:55,661 - Kendom. - Kendom Land. 1807 1:21:55,744 --> 1:21:57,454 - Land of the... - Land of the free and the men. 1808 1:21:57,538 --> 1:21:59,123 Right. Well, this place is... 1809 1:21:59,248 --> 1:22:0,541 Kendom Land. 1810 1:22:0,624 --> 1:22:1,625 .. really great. 1811 1:22:2,0 --> 1:22:4,503 And the Kens really are just better at ruling 1812 1:22:4,586 --> 1:22:6,213 than the Barbies ever were. 1813 1:22:6,296 --> 1:22:9,490 Well, we just took patriarchy and you know, made a patriarchy. 1814 1:22:9,133 --> 1:22:11,301 - Yeah, well, i was thinking... - Yes? 1815 1:22:11,385 --> 1:22:15,180 I'm ready to be your long-term-distance 1816 1:22:15,264 --> 1:22:17,266 low-commitment casual girlfriend, 1817 1:22:17,349 --> 1:22:18,767 if you'll still have me. 1818 1:22:20,727 --> 1:22:21,937 Would you just hold on for one second? 1819 1:22:22,200 --> 1:22:23,630 Oh, okay. 1820 1:22:28,485 --> 1:22:29,653 Ken Sublime! 1821 1:22:33,907 --> 1:22:35,868 i don't know. I'm gonna have to think about that. 1822 1:22:35,951 --> 1:22:36,910 Oh. 1823 1:22:38,454 --> 1:22:39,246 Please? 1824 1:22:42,207 --> 1:22:43,167 Okay. 1825 1:22:43,500 --> 1:22:45,461 Come on in. I'll play the guitar at you. 1826 1:22:45,544 --> 1:22:46,587 Oh, yay! 1827 1:22:48,255 --> 1:22:50,382 guitar strums 1828 1:22:58,223 --> 1:23:1,977 Said i don't know if I've ever been good enough 1829 1:23:2,519 --> 1:23:4,396 I'm a little bit rusty 1830 1:23:4,480 --> 1:23:7,649 And i think my head is cavin' in 1831 1:23:9,693 --> 1:23:13,822 And i don't know if I've ever been really loved 1832 1:23:13,906 --> 1:23:15,741 By a hand that's touched me 1833 1:23:15,824 --> 1:23:19,770 And i feel like something's got to give 1834 1:23:19,578 --> 1:23:22,831 And I'm alittle bit angry, well 1835 1:23:23,290 --> 1:23:28,253 This ain't over, no, not here, no 1836 1:23:30,422 --> 1:23:33,300 Not while i still need you around 1837 1:23:34,760 --> 1:23:36,637 You don't owe me 1838 1:23:37,638 --> 1:23:39,848 We might change, yeah 1839 1:23:41,990 --> 1:23:44,603 Yeah, we just might feel good 1840 1:23:44,728 --> 1:23:47,439 i wanna push you around 1841 1:23:47,523 --> 1:23:50,192 Well, i will, well, i will 1842 1:23:50,275 --> 1:23:53,280 i wanna push you down 1843 1:23:53,111 --> 1:23:55,447 Well, i will, well, i will 1844 1:23:55,531 --> 1:23:58,659 Sasha's mother This is the final stage of our plan. 1845 1:23:59,159 --> 1:24:1,537 Give them their dream come true. 1846 1:24:1,912 --> 1:24:3,956 And at the peak of their happiness, 1847 1:24:4,390 --> 1:24:7,543 when they think you actually care about this song... 1848 1:24:10,254 --> 1:24:11,421 ... you take it all away. 1849 1:24:12,339 --> 1:24:14,633 i will 1850 1:24:17,928 --> 1:24:19,471 texting signal rings 1851 1:24:21,557 --> 1:24:22,933 Barbie laughs 1852 1:24:25,180 --> 1:24:26,186 - Who are you texting? - Huh? 1853 1:24:26,645 --> 1:24:27,938 Who are you texting? 1854 1:24:28,897 --> 1:24:31,942 - No one. - Let me just... chuckles 1855 1:24:32,250 --> 1:24:33,110 Ken! 1856 1:24:33,443 --> 1:24:34,820 Sorry. One sec. 1857 1:24:36,613 --> 1:24:39,533 That's a beautiful song that you're playing. 1858 1:24:39,616 --> 1:24:40,909 Did you write it? 1859 1:24:41,340 --> 1:24:42,995 Yes. You want to sit here and watch me do it, 1860 1:24:43,120 --> 1:24:44,580 while i stare uncomfortably into your eyes 1861 1:24:44,663 --> 1:24:45,455 for four and a half minutes? 1862 1:24:45,581 --> 1:24:46,623 i would love that. 1863 1:24:46,707 --> 1:24:47,499 Baby 1864 1:24:47,583 --> 1:24:48,500 Sorry, one sec. 1865 1:24:48,584 --> 1:24:50,586 i wanna push you around 1866 1:24:50,669 --> 1:24:51,420 Be right back. 1867 1:24:51,503 --> 1:24:55,257 Well, i will, well, i will, i wanna push... 1868 1:24:55,340 --> 1:24:56,925 Sasha's mother You play on their egos 1869 1:24:57,90 --> 1:24:58,260 and their petty jealousies, 1870 1:24:58,343 --> 1:25:0,220 and you turn them against each other. 1871 1:25:0,304 --> 1:25:1,960 One sec. 1872 1:25:1,179 --> 1:25:3,265 i wanna take you for granted 1873 1:25:3,390 --> 1:25:4,433 ting 1874 1:25:5,601 --> 1:25:6,602 Sorry. 1875 1:25:7,144 --> 1:25:10,897 While they're fighting, we take back Barbie Land. 1876 1:25:12,983 --> 1:25:15,402 Does the title of long-term-distance casual 1877 1:25:15,485 --> 1:25:17,696 low-commitment girlfriend mean nothing? 1878 1:25:17,821 --> 1:25:18,739 What do we do? 1879 1:25:18,864 --> 1:25:21,867 We beach every individual one of them off. 1880 1:25:21,950 --> 1:25:24,953 No. We go to war. 1881 1:25:26,121 --> 1:25:27,914 - Against the Barbies? - No, against the Kens. 1882 1:25:28,400 --> 1:25:29,374 - But we are the Kens. - The other Kens. 1883 1:25:29,458 --> 1:25:30,834 We should probably call them something else 1884 1:25:30,917 --> 1:25:31,877 so it doesn't get confusing. 1885 1:25:31,960 --> 1:25:33,450 No, because we'll know what we mean. 1886 1:25:33,170 --> 1:25:34,171 But when we're on the battlefield 1887 1:25:34,254 --> 1:25:35,297 and you say "Ken at four o'clock," 1888 1:25:35,380 --> 1:25:36,965 how will i Know if you mean us Kens or the other Kens? 1889 1:25:37,490 --> 1:25:39,718 Because, my dudes, we attack at ten o'clock 1890 1:25:39,843 --> 1:25:42,120 and take advantage of the morning waves. 1891 1:25:42,950 --> 1:25:44,598 But not so early 'cause we're gonna want to sleep in. 1892 1:25:44,681 --> 1:25:45,515 Right. 1893 1:25:45,641 --> 1:25:47,309 But what will we fight with? We have no guns. 1894 1:25:47,392 --> 1:25:49,519 Tennis rackets and volleyballs. 1895 1:25:49,603 --> 1:25:51,146 And slap fights. 1896 1:25:51,229 --> 1:25:52,230 And beach offs. 1897 1:25:52,314 --> 1:25:54,149 - Yes. - Oh, yeah. 1898 1:25:54,232 --> 1:25:56,151 Ken laughs 1899 1:25:59,988 --> 1:26:3,825 Doesn't seem to matter what i do 1900 1:26:4,868 --> 1:26:7,287 I'm always number two 1901 1:26:8,455 --> 1:26:12,0 No one knows how hard i tried 1902 1:26:12,876 --> 1:26:17,589 i, i have feelings that i can't explain 1903 1:26:18,757 --> 1:26:21,218 Driving me insane 1904 1:26:22,260 --> 1:26:25,514 All my life been so polite 1905 1:26:25,597 --> 1:26:28,558 But I'll sleep alone tonight 1906 1:26:28,975 --> 1:26:30,811 ‘Cause I'm just Ken 1907 1:26:30,894 --> 1:26:33,939 Anywhere else I'd be a ten 1908 1:26:34,231 --> 1:26:38,193 Is it my destiny to live and die 1909 1:26:38,276 --> 1:26:41,988 A life of blonde fragility 1910 1:26:42,823 --> 1:26:44,449 I'm just Ken 1911 1:26:44,533 --> 1:26:47,828 Where i see love she sees a friend 1912 1:26:47,911 --> 1:26:49,913 What will it take for her 1913 1:26:50,380 --> 1:26:53,458 To see the man behind the tan 1914 1:26:53,542 --> 1:26:55,419 And fight for me? 1915 1:27:2,843 --> 1:27:5,345 Kens roar 1916 1:27:5,429 --> 1:27:7,347 groans 1917 1:27:7,431 --> 1:27:8,932 shouts 1918 1:27:9,570 --> 1:27:10,642 wails 1919 1:27:10,767 --> 1:27:14,438 I'll see you on the Malibu beach! 1920 1:27:14,521 --> 1:27:17,899 Charge! 1921 1:27:19,234 --> 1:27:20,652 Aah! 1922 1:27:28,744 --> 1:27:31,496 You can't, Ken, you can't, Ken 1923 1:27:31,621 --> 1:27:32,748 You can't, Ken 1924 1:27:46,845 --> 1:27:48,221 Hah! 1925 1:27:59,441 --> 1:28:1,610 And now they destroy themselves. 1926 1:28:1,693 --> 1:28:2,486 You know what i think? 1927 1:28:2,569 --> 1:28:5,280 i think we should put our freaking Constitution back. 1928 1:28:5,405 --> 1:28:6,823 - Yes. - That's a great idea. 1929 1:28:13,163 --> 1:28:15,457 This is a real hornet's nest in here. 1930 1:28:15,791 --> 1:28:17,167 Watch your flank. 1931 1:28:19,377 --> 1:28:21,254 - i got shot. - That's impossible. 1932 1:28:21,880 --> 1:28:23,256 Are there real weapons here? 1933 1:28:23,340 --> 1:28:24,70 Nope. 1934 1:28:24,549 --> 1:28:27,552 i wanna know what it's like to love 1935 1:28:27,636 --> 1:28:29,596 To be the real thing 1936 1:28:30,889 --> 1:28:32,265 Is it a crime? 1937 1:28:32,349 --> 1:28:37,620 Am i not hot when I'm in my feelings? 1938 1:28:37,145 --> 1:28:43,568 And is my moment finally here, or am i dreaming? 1939 1:28:44,694 --> 1:28:47,989 I'm no dreamer 1940 1:29:29,573 --> 1:29:30,699 Ken 1941 1:29:35,412 --> 1:29:36,329 Ken 1942 1:29:40,959 --> 1:29:44,40 Can you feel Ken-ergy? 1943 1:29:46,381 --> 1:29:47,591 Ken 1944 1:29:51,636 --> 1:29:54,973 They are, you are, we are 1945 1:29:55,307 --> 1:29:57,100 I'm just Ken 1946 1:29:57,183 --> 1:30:0,610 Anywhere else I'd be a ten 1947 1:30:0,478 --> 1:30:4,274 Is it my destiny to live and die 1948 1:30:4,357 --> 1:30:8,280 A life of blonde fragility 1949 1:30:8,945 --> 1:30:10,739 I'm just Ken 1950 1:30:10,864 --> 1:30:14,159 Where i see love she sees a friend 1951 1:30:14,242 --> 1:30:16,202 What will it take for her 1952 1:30:16,286 --> 1:30:19,789 To see the man behind the tan 1953 1:30:19,956 --> 1:30:22,459 And fight for me? 1954 1:30:22,876 --> 1:30:23,919 I'm just Ken 1955 1:30:24,252 --> 1:30:26,171 And I'm enough 1956 1:30:26,254 --> 1:30:29,424 And I'm great at doing stuff 1957 1:30:30,175 --> 1:30:32,469 So, hey, check me out 1958 1:30:32,552 --> 1:30:34,679 Yeah, I'm just Ken 1959 1:30:36,598 --> 1:30:37,933 My name's Ken 1960 1:30:38,160 --> 1:30:39,935 And so am i 1961 1:30:40,180 --> 1:30:43,688 Put that manly hand in mine 1962 1:30:43,855 --> 1:30:46,660 So hey, world, check me out 1963 1:30:46,149 --> 1:30:48,610 Yeah, I'm just Ken 1964 1:30:50,612 --> 1:30:53,907 - Baby, I'm... - Nobody else, nobody else 1965 1:30:53,990 --> 1:30:56,993 - ...just Ken - I'm just Ken 1966 1:30:57,994 --> 1:31:0,121 - Ken! Ken. - Yeah? 1967 1:31:0,246 --> 1:31:1,706 Weren't we supposed to vote today? 1968 1:31:1,831 --> 1:31:4,334 - What? - To change the Constitution. 1969 1:31:4,417 --> 1:31:6,503 - It was today, wasn't it? - Yeah. 1970 1:31:6,586 --> 1:31:9,470 chatter 1971 1:31:11,508 --> 1:31:13,510 President Barbie Okay, ladies, let's do this. 1972 1:31:13,593 --> 1:31:17,263 All those in favor of letting Barbie Land be Barbie Land, 1973 1:31:17,347 --> 1:31:18,598 say "Aye." 1974 1:31:18,932 --> 1:31:20,100 all Aye! 1975 1:31:20,183 --> 1:31:22,519 cheering 1976 1:31:33,947 --> 1:31:35,730 I'm so happy. 1977 1:31:35,156 --> 1:31:39,202 Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! 1978 1:31:39,285 --> 1:31:42,998 Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! Go, Barbie! 1979 1:31:54,634 --> 1:31:56,261 Is it just my imagination, 1980 1:31:56,344 --> 1:32:0,265 or did these Mojo Dojo Casa Houses just get dreamier? 1981 1:32:1,433 --> 1:32:3,977 That's because they're Dreamhouses, motherbleep-- 1982 1:32:4,600 --> 1:32:4,936 - gasping - That's right. 1983 1:32:5,200 --> 1:32:7,564 We've reinstated the Barbie Land Constitution 1984 1:32:7,647 --> 1:32:8,481 to what it should be. 1985 1:32:8,565 --> 1:32:11,985 And restored all the Barbies’ brains and autonomy. 1986 1:32:12,680 --> 1:32:13,280 Yes! 1987 1:32:15,864 --> 1:32:18,408 And we seriously disinfected those houses. 1988 1:32:18,491 --> 1:32:19,534 What do we do? 1989 1:32:21,619 --> 1:32:22,662 Kens! 1990 1:32:24,748 --> 1:32:26,124 Who are we attacking, sir? 1991 1:32:26,207 --> 1:32:26,875 No-- 1992 1:32:29,850 --> 1:32:30,211 No-- 1993 1:32:32,130 --> 1:32:33,590 Baah! 1994 1:32:33,673 --> 1:32:35,467 Don't look at me! 1995 1:32:36,718 --> 1:32:37,552 whispering Is he crying? 1996 1:32:38,261 --> 1:32:39,929 Just give us a minute. 1997 1:32:40,130 --> 1:32:41,890 Ken sobbing 1998 1:32:45,185 --> 1:32:48,480 - Ken. - sobbing 1999 1:32:49,439 --> 1:32:50,607 Are you okay? 2000 1:32:50,690 --> 1:32:52,317 Yeah. Totally. 2001 1:32:52,400 --> 1:32:54,110 It's okay if you're crying. 2002 1:32:54,235 --> 1:32:56,571 You know, i cried, too. It's actually kind of amazing. 2003 1:32:56,654 --> 1:32:58,990 I'm a liberated man. i know crying is not weak. 2004 1:32:59,740 --> 1:33:0,200 Okay. 2005 1:33:2,744 --> 1:33:3,703 You wanna sit up for a minute? 2006 1:33:4,704 --> 1:33:6,623 Ah. coughs, sniffles 2007 1:33:7,207 --> 1:33:8,333 exhales 2008 1:33:9,292 --> 1:33:10,335 This... 2009 1:33:11,294 --> 1:33:13,880 It was hard running stuff. 2010 1:33:14,255 --> 1:33:15,423 i didn't love it. 2011 1:33:17,258 --> 1:33:18,343 i get it. 2012 1:33:21,513 --> 1:33:22,639 sputters 2013 1:33:22,722 --> 1:33:24,849 And those mini-fridges are So small. 2014 1:33:24,933 --> 1:33:25,600 Mm-hmm. 2015 1:33:25,683 --> 1:33:26,851 You could only fit a six pack in them. 2016 1:33:26,935 --> 1:33:30,230 And the freezers are basically useless. 2017 1:33:32,650 --> 1:33:33,566 To be honest, when i found out 2018 1:33:33,650 --> 1:33:35,276 that patriarchy wasn't about horses, 2019 1:33:35,360 --> 1:33:36,820 i lost interest anyway. 2020 1:33:38,113 --> 1:33:39,405 That's okay. 2021 1:33:44,577 --> 1:33:46,830 i always thought this would be our house. 2022 1:33:50,830 --> 1:33:51,209 Oh. 2023 1:33:51,292 --> 1:33:53,920 sobs, sniffles 2024 1:33:54,337 --> 1:33:56,923 - Ken. - whimpering 2025 1:33:57,632 --> 1:34:0,301 - i think i owe you an apology. - Huh? 2026 1:34:0,385 --> 1:34:2,303 I'm really sorry i took you for granted. 2027 1:34:2,387 --> 1:34:3,513 Oh. 2028 1:34:5,181 --> 1:34:7,392 Not every night had to be girls’ night. 2029 1:34:11,104 --> 1:34:12,605 Thank you for saying that. 2030 1:34:14,232 --> 1:34:15,150 Thank you. 2031 1:34:17,277 --> 1:34:20,488 Oh. i didn't mean to suggest, uh... 2032 1:34:20,572 --> 1:34:23,116 i just don't know who i am without you. 2033 1:34:24,450 --> 1:34:26,770 You're Ken. 2034 1:34:27,360 --> 1:34:30,165 But it's "Barbie and Ken." 2035 1:34:31,875 --> 1:34:34,460 There is no just "Ken." 2036 1:34:35,503 --> 1:34:37,380 That's why i was created. 2037 1:34:37,463 --> 1:34:42,886 i only exist within the warmth of your gaze. 2038 1:34:44,262 --> 1:34:50,310 Without it, I'm just another blond guy who can't do flips. 2039 1:34:56,691 --> 1:34:57,942 gasping 2040 1:34:59,235 --> 1:35:4,730 Maybe it's time to discover who Ken is. 2041 1:35:4,699 --> 1:35:7,350 - Okay. i think i get it now. - Okay. 2042 1:35:7,118 --> 1:35:9,537 No, no, no! This isn't the answer. 2043 1:35:11,623 --> 1:35:12,999 - gasp - Ouch. 2044 1:35:13,820 --> 1:35:14,830 Ken i feel so stupid. 2045 1:35:14,167 --> 1:35:15,418 - No. - No. 2046 1:35:15,501 --> 1:35:17,420 i look so stupid. 2047 1:35:17,503 --> 1:35:20,673 - Well, yeah. - i look so stupid! 2048 1:35:20,798 --> 1:35:23,176 - No! - So cool. You look so cool. 2049 1:35:24,135 --> 1:35:26,554 Okay. Ken, you have to figure out 2050 1:35:26,638 --> 1:35:28,389 who you are without me. 2051 1:35:30,990 --> 1:35:31,590 Why? 2052 1:35:31,142 --> 1:35:32,936 You're not your girlfriend. 2053 1:35:33,190 --> 1:35:35,855 You're not your house, you're not your mink. 2054 1:35:36,105 --> 1:35:37,690 - Beach? - Nope. 2055 1:35:37,815 --> 1:35:39,817 You're not even beach. 2056 1:35:40,193 --> 1:35:43,863 Maybe all the things that you thought made you you 2057 1:35:43,947 --> 1:35:47,909 aren't... really... you. 2058 1:35:52,789 --> 1:35:55,166 Maybe it's Barbie and... 2059 1:35:57,335 --> 1:35:59,128 ...It's Ken. 2060 1:36:2,131 --> 1:36:5,260 Ken... iS... 2061 1:36:7,110 --> 1:36:7,845 ...me? 2062 1:36:7,929 --> 1:36:9,970 Yes. 2063 1:36:9,222 --> 1:36:11,683 Ken... is me! 2064 1:36:13,184 --> 1:36:14,727 And I'm Barbie. 2065 1:36:17,814 --> 1:36:18,898 Ken... 2066 1:36:20,566 --> 1:36:21,567 ...1S me! 2067 1:36:21,943 --> 1:36:22,652 Ken is me! 2068 1:36:22,819 --> 1:36:24,153 - Ken is me! - Ken is me! 2069 1:36:24,821 --> 1:36:26,364 i don't even care about being Ken anymore. 2070 1:36:26,447 --> 1:36:27,699 i just miss my friend Barbie! 2071 1:36:27,782 --> 1:36:29,409 - That's cool! - Barbie! 2072 1:36:29,492 --> 1:36:31,119 whispers I'm right here. 2073 1:36:31,202 --> 1:36:32,203 Ken! 2074 1:36:36,624 --> 1:36:38,793 i want you to have it. 2075 1:36:39,168 --> 1:36:41,337 Oh. That's nice. 2076 1:36:48,845 --> 1:36:51,556 We were only fighting because we didn't know who we were. 2077 1:36:53,891 --> 1:36:58,563 Ken is... me! 2078 1:37:1,441 --> 1:37:3,443 laughing 2079 1:37:7,113 --> 1:37:8,197 Ken is right. 2080 1:37:8,865 --> 1:37:11,367 It's just so hard to be a leader. 2081 1:37:11,451 --> 1:37:13,244 - You know? - That's my boss. 2082 1:37:13,328 --> 1:37:15,538 It's-- Aah! Oh. 2083 1:37:15,621 --> 1:37:17,540 Midge, gosh. 2084 1:37:17,623 --> 1:37:19,375 i thought we discontinued her. 2085 1:37:19,459 --> 1:37:21,461 panting 2086 1:37:21,544 --> 1:37:24,297 Look, do you know how many times 2087 1:37:24,380 --> 1:37:27,508 I've wanted to stand up in a board meeting and just say, 2088 1:37:27,592 --> 1:37:29,520 "Can we just tickle each other?" 2089 1:37:29,677 --> 1:37:30,970 - Really? - Let's have a company retreat 2090 1:37:31,540 --> 1:37:32,472 and just tickle each other. 2091 1:37:32,597 --> 1:37:34,557 Someone get me. Someone get me. 2092 1:37:36,809 --> 1:37:38,519 i love being tickled. 2093 1:37:38,603 --> 1:37:41,647 No, no, no. Don't hug me. Don't hug me. 2094 1:37:44,442 --> 1:37:45,902 But thanks to the Barbies, 2095 1:37:45,985 --> 1:37:49,822 i, too, can now relieve myself of this heavy existential burden 2096 1:37:49,906 --> 1:37:53,117 while holding on to the very real title of CEO. 2097 1:37:53,951 --> 1:37:56,496 And we can restore everything in Barbie Land 2098 1:37:56,662 --> 1:37:58,247 to exactly the way it was. 2099 1:37:58,331 --> 1:38:1,376 - Mister Mattel, i just-- - Please. Call me Mother. 2100 1:38:2,10 --> 1:38:3,252 No, thank you. 2101 1:38:3,336 --> 1:38:5,129 i don't think that things should go back 2102 1:38:5,213 --> 1:38:6,297 to the way that they were. 2103 1:38:6,381 --> 1:38:10,635 No Barbie or Ken should be living in the shadows. 2104 1:38:10,760 --> 1:38:11,677 Or Allan. 2105 1:38:12,637 --> 1:38:13,846 - Hey. - Me? 2106 1:38:13,930 --> 1:38:15,723 - Yeah. - Hello. 2107 1:38:15,848 --> 1:38:16,808 i just want to say, 2108 1:38:16,891 --> 1:38:18,351 I'm sorry we called you Weird Barbie 2109 1:38:18,476 --> 1:38:19,977 behind your back and also to your face. 2110 1:38:20,610 --> 1:38:22,271 That's okay. I'm owning it. 2111 1:38:22,355 --> 1:38:24,148 Would you like a job in my cabinet? 2112 1:38:24,232 --> 1:38:26,359 May i please have sanitation? 2113 1:38:27,485 --> 1:38:28,319 It's yours. 2114 1:38:28,569 --> 1:38:30,571 - Yeah, thank you. - All right. 2115 1:38:30,655 --> 1:38:31,906 - Madam President. - Oh. 2116 1:38:32,573 --> 1:38:35,243 Please, may the Kens have one Supreme Court Justice? 2117 1:38:35,326 --> 1:38:39,372 i can't do that. But maybe a lower circuit court judgeship. 2118 1:38:39,497 --> 1:38:41,332 We accept. As long aS we can wear robes. 2119 1:38:41,457 --> 1:38:43,626 narrator Well, the Kens have to start somewhere. 2120 1:38:43,709 --> 1:38:45,586 And one day the Kens will have 2121 1:38:45,670 --> 1:38:48,50 as much power and influence in Barbie Land 2122 1:38:48,890 --> 1:38:50,925 as women have in the Real World. 2123 1:38:51,80 --> 1:38:52,135 No, i don't want to. 2124 1:38:52,218 --> 1:38:53,428 - Just go! - i can't. 2125 1:38:53,511 --> 1:38:55,555 - Grow up and go. - i have an idea. 2126 1:38:56,514 --> 1:38:58,266 Tell me your secret dream, child. 2127 1:38:58,349 --> 1:39:0,476 Okay, what about Ordinary Barbie? 2128 1:39:1,727 --> 1:39:4,689 She's not extraordinary. She's not president of anything, 2129 1:39:4,814 --> 1:39:5,565 or maybe she is. 2130 1:39:5,648 --> 1:39:7,900 Maybe she's a mom. Maybe she's not. 2131 1:39:7,984 --> 1:39:11,237 Because it's okay to just want to be a mom, 2132 1:39:11,320 --> 1:39:13,614 or to wanna be president or amom who is president. 2133 1:39:13,739 --> 1:39:15,366 Or not amom who's also not president. 2134 1:39:15,450 --> 1:39:17,535 She just has a flattering top, 2135 1:39:17,618 --> 1:39:18,995 and she wants to get through the day 2136 1:39:19,780 --> 1:39:21,664 feeling kinda good about herself. 2137 1:39:24,0 --> 1:39:26,294 That's a... terrible idea. 2138 1:39:26,377 --> 1:39:27,920 Yeah, that's going to make money. 2139 1:39:28,40 --> 1:39:31,382 Oh. Ordinary Barbie. i love it. Fantastic. 2140 1:39:31,507 --> 1:39:32,633 Okay, great. 2141 1:39:32,717 --> 1:39:34,135 - Great. - Cool. 2142 1:39:34,218 --> 1:39:35,303 - Yes. - We good? 2143 1:39:35,386 --> 1:39:36,721 i think we're good, right? 2144 1:39:37,221 --> 1:39:38,556 All right, let's begin the work 2145 1:39:38,639 --> 1:39:40,933 to close the portal between our two worlds. 2146 1:39:41,476 --> 1:39:43,436 Hey, what about Barbie? 2147 1:39:43,519 --> 1:39:44,437 What do you mean? 2148 1:39:44,520 --> 1:39:46,272 Yeah, what about Barbie? 2149 1:39:46,355 --> 1:39:49,192 What's her ending? What does she get? 2150 1:39:50,485 --> 1:39:53,154 Well, that's easy. She's in love with Ken. 2151 1:39:53,237 --> 1:39:54,238 Barbies Aw. 2152 1:39:54,322 --> 1:39:55,781 That is not her ending. 2153 1:39:55,865 --> 1:39:57,200 grunts 2154 1:39:57,992 --> 1:39:59,994 - I'm not in love with Ken. - Barbies Oh. 2155 1:40:0,770 --> 1:40:1,120 What do you want? 2156 1:40:3,164 --> 1:40:4,582 i don't know. I'm... 2157 1:40:6,751 --> 1:40:9,504 I'm not really sure where i belong anymore. 2158 1:40:14,383 --> 1:40:16,135 i don't think i have an ending. 2159 1:40:16,219 --> 1:40:18,179 Ruth That was always the point. 2160 1:40:18,262 --> 1:40:21,516 i created you so wouldn't have an ending. 2161 1:40:23,590 --> 1:40:24,268 It's you. 2162 1:40:26,812 --> 1:40:28,523 You're Ruth from Mattel. 2163 1:40:29,230 --> 1:40:31,359 Baby, i am Mattel. 2164 1:40:31,442 --> 1:40:34,237 Until the IRS got to me, but that's another movie. 2165 1:40:34,320 --> 1:40:35,279 So, you're... 2166 1:40:35,363 --> 1:40:38,616 Ruth Handler. Inventor of Barbie. 2167 1:40:38,699 --> 1:40:39,825 - gasping - What? 2168 1:40:39,909 --> 1:40:40,910 That's so cool. 2169 1:40:40,993 --> 1:40:43,579 Her ghost keeps an office on the 17th floor. 2170 1:40:43,663 --> 1:40:44,580 - What? - What? 2171 1:40:44,664 --> 1:40:45,540 You guys, 2172 1:40:45,623 --> 1:40:49,210 you think the lady who invented Barbie looks like Barbie? 2173 1:40:49,293 --> 1:40:51,379 Ha! I'm a five-foot-nothing grandma 2174 1:40:51,462 --> 1:40:53,890 with a double mastectomy 2175 1:40:53,172 --> 1:40:55,299 laughing and tax evasion issues. 2176 1:40:55,383 --> 1:40:57,176 Nobody looks like Barbie, 2177 1:40:57,927 --> 1:41:1,389 except, of course, Barbie. Take a bow, honey. 2178 1:41:3,432 --> 1:41:6,102 i don't really feel like Barbie anymore. 2179 1:41:10,231 --> 1:41:12,660 Come, walk with me. 2180 1:41:32,211 --> 1:41:33,254 Thank you. 2181 1:41:35,256 --> 1:41:36,424 Thank you, Barbie. 2182 1:41:38,551 --> 1:41:39,885 Thank you. 2183 1:41:49,478 --> 1:41:51,439 I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to do now. 2184 1:41:51,522 --> 1:41:54,250 I've always been Stereotypical Barbie, 2185 1:41:54,108 --> 1:41:57,486 and i don't think I'm really good at anything else. 2186 1:41:57,570 --> 1:41:59,572 You saved Barbie Land from patriarchy. 2187 1:41:59,655 --> 1:42:2,158 That was very much a group effort. 2188 1:42:2,533 --> 1:42:5,360 And you helped that mother and daughter connect. 2189 1:42:5,494 --> 1:42:7,790 They really helped each other. 2190 1:42:8,539 --> 1:42:11,0 Maybe you're Self-Effacing Barbie? 2191 1:42:12,877 --> 1:42:14,837 Maybe I'm not Barbie anymore. 2192 1:42:24,550 --> 1:42:27,850 You understand that humans only have one ending. 2193 1:42:27,933 --> 1:42:32,104 Ideas live forever, humans not so much. 2194 1:42:32,188 --> 1:42:33,522 You know that, right? 2195 1:42:33,606 --> 1:42:34,565 i do. 2196 1:42:34,649 --> 1:42:37,818 Being a human can be pretty uncomfortable. 2197 1:42:39,153 --> 1:42:40,363 i Know. 2198 1:42:40,446 --> 1:42:44,784 Humans make things up, like patriarchy and Barbie 2199 1:42:44,867 --> 1:42:47,662 just to deal with how uncomfortable it is. 2200 1:42:48,454 --> 1:42:50,164 i understand that. 2201 1:42:50,247 --> 1:42:51,582 And then you die. 2202 1:42:53,959 --> 1:42:55,20 Yeah. 2203 1:42:56,796 --> 1:42:58,130 Yeah. 2204 1:43:4,553 --> 1:43:8,683 i want to be a part of the people 2205 1:43:8,808 --> 1:43:10,685 that make meaning. 2206 1:43:12,610 --> 1:43:14,630 Not the thing that's made. 2207 1:43:16,565 --> 1:43:19,443 i want to do the imagining. i don't wanna be the idea. 2208 1:43:19,527 --> 1:43:21,280 Does that make sense? 2209 1:43:21,779 --> 1:43:23,906 i always knew that Barbie would surprise me, 2210 1:43:24,310 --> 1:43:26,951 but i never expected this. 2211 1:43:27,340 --> 1:43:30,705 Do you give me permission to become human? 2212 1:43:31,580 --> 1:43:33,541 You don't need my permission. 2213 1:43:33,624 --> 1:43:37,294 But you're the creator. You... Don't you control me? 2214 1:43:37,378 --> 1:43:38,921 i can't control you 2215 1:43:39,40 --> 1:43:42,258 any more than i can control my own daughter. 2216 1:43:42,341 --> 1:43:44,760 i named you after her, Barbara. 2217 1:43:45,940 --> 1:43:48,681 And i always hoped for you like i hoped for her. 2218 1:43:49,765 --> 1:43:51,142 We mothers stand still 2219 1:43:51,225 --> 1:43:55,730 so our daughters can look back to see how far they've come. 2220 1:44:0,985 --> 1:44:3,237 So, being human's not something i need to... 2221 1:44:4,238 --> 1:44:8,367 ask for or even want? i can just... 2222 1:44:10,327 --> 1:44:12,580 It's something that i just discover i am? 2223 1:44:14,749 --> 1:44:17,334 i can't in good conscience let you take this leap 2224 1:44:17,418 --> 1:44:19,503 without you knowing what it means. 2225 1:44:23,299 --> 1:44:24,592 Take my hands. 2226 1:44:31,474 --> 1:44:33,100 Now close your eyes. 2227 1:44:43,527 --> 1:44:44,945 Now feel. 2228 1:44:52,286 --> 1:44:55,414 heart beating 2229 1:46:2,606 --> 1:46:3,983 Yes. 2230 1:46:13,742 --> 1:46:15,494 sea gull screeches 2231 1:46:16,912 --> 1:46:18,497 narrator So, Barbie left behind 2232 1:46:18,581 --> 1:46:21,500 the pastels and plastics of Barbie Land 2233 1:46:21,584 --> 1:46:24,211 for the pastels and plastics of Los Angeles. 2234 1:46:24,628 --> 1:46:27,470 Okay. Thanks for the lift. 2235 1:46:27,840 --> 1:46:28,799 You got this. 2236 1:46:28,883 --> 1:46:30,217 I'm really proud of you. 2237 1:46:30,301 --> 1:46:33,846 Estoy muy orguoso de ti. 2238 1:46:33,929 --> 1:46:35,431 Orgulloso. 2239 1:46:35,514 --> 1:46:38,684 Orgulloso... Orgulloso de ti. 2240 1:46:38,809 --> 1:46:40,769 There you go. Close enough. 2241 1:46:40,853 --> 1:46:42,897 You guys are the best. Thank you. Thank you. 2242 1:46:42,980 --> 1:46:45,566 Okay. Let's do this. 2243 1:46:45,649 --> 1:46:46,442 Si se puede. 2244 1:46:46,525 --> 1:46:47,735 That's a political statement. 2245 1:46:47,818 --> 1:46:49,690 That's appropriation, Dad. 2246 1:46:49,153 --> 1:46:50,321 dad Whoo-hoo! 2247 1:46:50,738 --> 1:46:52,197 mom We'll be here when you're done. 2248 1:46:52,281 --> 1:46:53,320 - We love you! - You got this! 2249 1:46:53,115 --> 1:46:53,824 Bye! 2250 1:46:53,908 --> 1:46:55,993 - Okay. - We love you! 2251 1:47:4,501 --> 1:47:5,377 Hi. 2252 1:47:6,170 --> 1:47:6,962 Name? 2253 1:47:7,460 --> 1:47:10,799 Oh, uh, Handler, comma, Barbara. 2254 1:47:12,718 --> 1:47:14,261 And what are you here for today, Barbara? 2255 1:47:16,347 --> 1:47:18,515 I'm here to see my gynecologist. 2256 1:47:19,892 --> 1:47:21,894 "Barbie World" by Ice Spice and Nicki Minaj plays 2257 1:49:27,190 --> 1:49:29,210 "What Was i Made For?" by Billie Eilish plays © 143424