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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,120 Now turn left. I repeat, left. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,600 Yes Boss. I repeat, boss. 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:12,400 -He says you drive well. -If I don't move! 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:17,720 It drives me crazy not being able to hear the engine talking to me. 5 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:26,720 Putting on earplugs? Am I talking too much? 6 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,600 Nein! It is a miniature transmitter. 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,320 New model! I'm on channel 1. 8 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:36,320 But how do we talk? 9 00:00:36,520 --> 00:00:38,800 I know that your French does not incorporate it. 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:42,400 but an order is to be carried out, not to be discussed! 11 00:00:42,600 --> 00:00:46,520 Yes, but if you have problems ... What do I do? 12 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,720 Puedes oirme? 13 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,720 1 hit means yes, 2 no! 14 00:01:01,120 --> 00:01:03,800 Do you mind if we keep chatting? 15 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,600 That's okay, because ... 16 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:11,520 the closed door makes it easier for me to talk to you. 17 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,720 I dare not say some things to your face. 18 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,400 Your eyes mislead me. They're so... 19 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,000 They are so blue! 20 00:01:28,320 --> 00:01:31,120 -What do you mean by "Spring Roll"? -What? 21 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:35,200 It is a code. Now I can't get the translation. 22 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,320 When your eyes look at me ... Wow! It is the best 23 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:41,320 Or have I turned around 24 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:46,120 - Part of the method? -You can swear it! Daniel's method! 25 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:50,400 It's good that I open my heart to you. 26 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:53,920 It doesn't bother you, does it? 27 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,200 �Petra? 28 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:04,200 -Continuous, then? -I don't take it! 29 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:09,400 Have you noticed that I am closer to you now? 30 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,600 �No? 31 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,320 �Bien! 32 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:24,920 Okay, Petra, I'm going to tell you something that might surprise you ... 33 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,520 Ah va ... 34 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,320 He's going to screw it up! 35 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:32,520 Well ... from day one, I've known that ... 36 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,720 I love you! 37 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,720 -Good play! -I told you! 38 00:02:38,920 --> 00:02:40,800 Well, I already said it! 39 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:46,000 Now get me out of my misery: is it mutual? So that... 40 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:51,200 1 hit: yes, 2 no. 41 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:57,520 Change the channel to say dirty things! We are working! 42 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,800 -Daniel? Left here, son. -Yes, daddy. 43 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,520 He is not one of us. 44 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:26,320 That's clear. He is not one of us. 45 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:48,200 What are you playing? Come on! Ninja! 46 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:51,320 Sorry to be so pessimistic: but I smell something. 47 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:55,720 Smell trap? I don't smell anything. What about you, sir? 48 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:03,520 It's weird how those trucks are parked. Fair space for a car! 49 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:10,000 No, it is not a trap. I have checked the map. There is no catch here. 50 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:12,800 -Drive! -If you say so... 51 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,320 I should know. 52 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:27,800 Well, I'm never wrong! A trap! 53 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,400 What is wrong with him? 54 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,400 Which page? 55 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,800 This is not on my list. 56 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,520 To take off his hat! 57 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,920 Luckily it's not my taxi! 58 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,720 �Petra! 59 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:32,920 What has happened? Where is the japo? 60 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,400 Some Ninjas ... came and the secretary left ... 61 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,320 What? Didn't it fly away? 62 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,720 He did it! And at such a speed that he must already be on his way to Mars! 63 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,000 Ask the Atlas. You must have located it! 64 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,520 �Alerta General! 65 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,200 �Alto! �Policia! 66 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,520 �Mierda! 67 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,120 Complicated city, huh? 68 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,720 Small streets! The jails aren't much bigger! 69 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:32,400 Get down! I'm a prime shooter so no tricks! 70 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:36,000 �Hablais franc�s? 71 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,000 Warning: voy to shoot! We separate! 72 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,800 Is that how you want to play? Okay! 73 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:11,400 Where are they now? Didn't they fly off? 74 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,000 Where is Emilien? Emilien? 75 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:19,000 I think it's in the trash. 76 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:23,120 I was about to catch them, but I was outnumbered. 77 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,400 - They have taken the Secretary! -Which one? 78 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,920 To the Japanese, not to ours. It's a disaster! 79 00:08:29,120 --> 00:08:31,320 Yes, and they also have Petra. 80 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:35,800 Okay. She speaks Japanese, at least she won't feel so lonely. 81 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:06,320 Lilly, I'm coming. Your father made me stay! 82 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:10,120 But it has been for 2 hours. I'm all hot 83 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,720 - Everywhere? -yes, everywhere! 84 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,920 It will start to burn within nothing. 85 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,520 I'm going. Watch a documentary It will calm you down something! 86 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,400 -I'll be there in 5 minutes. -Too long! 87 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:24,720 4 minutes! Emilien! 88 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:40,120 It's my fault for leaving her down the toilet. 89 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:44,320 -You should have walked in with her. -I thought so. I did think about it, but ... 90 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:50,000 Haven't you finished scratching yet? You've been scratching for over an hour. Have you found something? 91 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:53,520 Actually yes. Here were several cars. 3 in total. 92 00:09:53,720 --> 00:09:57,520 Have you read a lot of Sherlock Holmes to deduce that? 93 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:00,720 You don't have any clues we can start with? 94 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:06,120 We will analyze the tire samples in the laboratory. That will tell us more things. 95 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,800 They will have time to swim back to Tokyo! 96 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:17,120 Thanks for everything, but I need my taxi, now. 97 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,800 Are you convertible that? 98 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,800 We are covered in shit! These clowns are shaving the road. 99 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,320 Help us find a clue. 100 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,720 Look. Lilly is on fire. It may end up burning. 101 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,320 They have my girl. Just give me 2 minutes of your time. 102 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:37,000 Take a look, then I'll take care of it. 103 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:45,800 From below, I saw 3 Mitsubishis. 104 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,800 But I am not sure of the model. But it was a new model. 105 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,720 Direct tires from Japan. 106 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:53,400 -How can you know? -I'm smelling it. 107 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,400 - Fish? -What do you mean? 108 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,120 -A restaurant? -Where do you have fish oil? 109 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:02,320 Restaurants and ... ports! They were at the port. Therefore, They were on a ship from Japan. 110 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:06,720 That's why it smells like fish. See? 111 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:11,000 -Now, did they steal the cars? -Easy! Alain! -I'm on it. 112 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,400 Okay, put down your tweezers. 113 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:20,000 On Monday morning, they will blow a whistle and you will be directing traffic! 114 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,600 �Idiotas! 115 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,320 They have not stolen anything at the port. 116 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,600 -Bingo! -What? That means you were wrong. 117 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:34,800 Why was the theft not declared? Why? 118 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:38,320 Because they use the warehouse as a base! 119 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,600 Sometimes you can get really brilliant! 120 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,800 - Allerta General! -No, Emilien 121 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,720 I always say that. 122 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,720 Tell me again. 123 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,920 Lilly, I'm going there! Are you watching TV? 124 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:59,120 No, not anymore. They were running a report on animal sex. Burn the blanket! 125 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,400 -Lilly is worried. -Give me that. 126 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:07,400 Tell your mother that everything is fine but I need to requisition your friend. 127 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,200 They need help. And he has done a great job. Good recruit. 128 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:14,400 He will take me home. You can say good night. Bye, honey. 129 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,600 Come on, let's go. The mission is not over. 130 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,200 What happens to Gibert? 131 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:08,120 No idea. He's been on the toilet for a long time making weird noises. Really! 132 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:28,320 -What's wrong? -I can not tell you. It's ... too horrible! 133 00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:44,600 -No vendr.n, Emilien.-Que? 134 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:49,400 I think this was his first base. They left. 135 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,720 Long ago. 136 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,720 Suspect approaching. Asian male. 137 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,120 They always go back to the crime scene! 138 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:14,400 Police Academy, First Lesson. 139 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,200 To your posts! 140 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,120 -Captain? -The suspects are approaching the front door. 141 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,320 Perfect! I am ready to receive them! 142 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,520 Hey Marco, are you sure about all this? 143 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:45,200 What? It is the coup of the century! 144 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:49,600 There is a mountain of videos in their boxes and about to be distributed. 145 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,600 They are about to force entry. 146 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,920 -We got them! Emilien! -Do you force the entrance of your house? 147 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:58,720 -Clear. -Ah, yeah? -In agreement. No. 148 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:05,720 Uh-oh! Are you going to ...? Chief. 149 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,720 I like to be around my men. 150 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:15,120 Some action won't hurt me. Like the old days! 151 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,320 -A long time ago. -The memory is distant, Emilien ... 152 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,720 -but the reflections are still intact! 153 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,400 -Creame... 154 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:29,120 �Gracias! 155 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:39,800 - Are you sure there are no cops? -Relax, Believe it! There is no one here! 156 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:44,720 They're all watching the game, all the cops are in front of the TV. 157 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,600 Ready for the attack? Wait for my signal. 158 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:56,800 -I'm worried about you. There is a lot of distance to the bottom. -No problem. 159 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,400 -You tie a knot. I will do the rest. -Eh-oh ... 160 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,120 See? They are all with the party, just like I said! 161 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,920 On the attack! 162 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,120 Fuck, fuck! 163 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:25,000 -Emilien? -Okay, boss. -Banzai! 164 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,400 Are they stabbing someone? 165 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,400 The knot is fine ... Yes. 166 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,320 Emilien. It may be the rope. 167 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,800 -You took the one that wasn't. -You're right. 168 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:47,200 �Ambulancia! �Ahora! 169 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:09,320 It's all my fault. I should never have left her alone or allowed him to come down. 170 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:15,120 Hey, that's enough. You're crying like a fool! 171 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,720 -That won't bring her back. Think about it! -It's me! 172 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,800 -Also now we have nothing to guide us! -Ask the right questions. 173 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,720 Why didn't the Yakuza kill him directly? 174 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,800 -Why do they need you? -Why? 175 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,600 -Have they asked for a ransom? -No. 176 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,400 Why kidnap him here? Good. 177 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:36,000 They must have a good reason. What was he going to Paris for? 178 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:41,120 To sign contracts. Security, trains, army, nuclear energy ... 179 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,120 There it is! They may want to stop it. 180 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,720 That makes no sense. Why would they want to do that? 181 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:50,200 They are right. Yuki Tsumoto wants to stop him. 182 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,200 I know you. Weren't you a stewardess before? 183 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:59,520 I'm here to protect the Secretary. I'm from counterintelligence. 184 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:03,800 It's funny! I'm also ... Emilien, Marseille Police. 185 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:07,600 -This is Daniel. -Internal. I'm learning how to be stupid! 186 00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,720 Inteligente! Quien es ese tal Yuki Tsumoto? 187 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:15,320 Yakuza. Control the north. Powerful and traditional. 188 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,800 Reject airplanes, trains, nuclear energy ... 189 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:23,920 France is willing to sell, and he takes action. Neither the Secretary nor Japan will ever sign! 190 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,520 Tsumoto has sent 2 masters in hypnosis. 191 00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:33,120 The Secretary, at the appropriate time ... 192 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,400 Will someone shoot maybe the same President. 193 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:41,120 Would France sever all its diplomatic ties for years? 194 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,000 -Exactly. -What madness! 195 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,120 -We have to release your friend and the secretary before 11. -We don't have much time left. 196 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:51,400 Clear. I'd better tell my boss. The cripple or Sleeping Beauty? 197 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,400 Okay. Listen ... you both have things to save. 198 00:18:55,720 --> 00:19:00,720 As we are in a bind, we better not disturb the powers that be. 199 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:02,720 -�No? -�Bien! 200 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,800 No Japo is going to beat us! Excuse me! Where do we start? 201 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,000 First, could you find them in Paris? 202 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:11,800 -There is no way. -It's easy! Child's game! 203 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,000 Thanks, Joe. You saved my life! Goodbye, buddy! 204 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:46,400 I have found them. They hide in the south of Paris. 205 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,120 Are you sure that is her? hey, they! 206 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:53,600 3 black Mitsubishis with a blonde. Ok? 207 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:58,520 OK OK. There is not much time left. To the airport! There are no flights in the next 3 hours. 208 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,400 We can not wait. We must get there at once! Think! 209 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,320 Get up! It's war! 210 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,920 -The men! -It's me, Daniel! 211 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,400 Daniel! What about the troops? 212 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:17,000 They have gone! It's only us left to save the day. You are in my debt. 213 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,400 - Afirmative! -I need your help. 214 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,800 Fuck! What are they doing? 215 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,400 Great! Free way! 216 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:52,800 I really hope you know what you are doing. Because I don't! 217 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:55,720 -Do you have a better idea? - Right now? No. 218 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,520 Well, think fast! 219 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:22,520 -I got it! Let me out. -Too late! 220 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,600 -Are you fresh? - You can swear it! Cool as ice! 221 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,120 You just have to yell, okay? 222 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:53,720 Okay, I'm screaming! We have lost a parachute! 223 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:58,000 There are 3. 1 or 2 They always break down! Ah good! 224 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,600 -Emilien. Did you get your license? -Yes. 225 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:08,120 -Then, get here. -Come on, move! 226 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:19,400 -I will direct. -Where am I going? 227 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,320 All straight! 228 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,600 -All straight? Okay! -Okay! Whatever you say. 229 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:28,720 Venga, relajate. Se m�s "zen". 230 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:34,400 That's OK. Really good. 231 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,720 Oh, Lilly, are you okay? 232 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,400 -Who is the one that gurgles? -Stewardess. - Stewardess? 233 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:46,600 -No, a nurse! -Are you in a massage parlor? 234 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:51,520 No way, Lilly! We are in heaven. Your father is leading us. 235 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,400 Emilien is at the wheel. I am fixing a parachute 236 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,320 and the nurse is singing to reassure us. That's it! 237 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,120 Have you smoked a tree?!? 238 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:03,320 Lilly, listen to me. I'm trying to save Petra and the Secretary of Japan! 239 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,520 I'll call you as soon as we land! Damn it! 240 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:11,000 -Are you okay, honey? -Perfectly 241 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,920 What a mess! 242 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:19,320 Try turning a bit to the left. 243 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:23,120 Now turn left. I repeat, to the left. 244 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,320 �Hola! 245 00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:43,520 Nothing happens! Tranquilicense! Marseille Police! On the go! 246 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,320 -Do you know them? -Yes. 247 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,400 An old student. Well, I'm walking home. 248 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,600 - Que tal ?, Lionel. -Jacques. 249 00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:03,800 -Mr Coutta. Hello. -How are you? 250 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,400 -All ready, Coutta? -The only thing missing is the Secretary of Japan. 251 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:38,600 I see it! God, she's gorgeous! 252 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,600 -I mean, it looks good. -And the Secretary? 253 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,520 Good. He is doing exercise. 254 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,800 Now we know where they are. 255 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,800 -Maybe we should get them out. -I have an idea. But we should let your friend know. 256 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:01,400 -It won't be easy! What an asshole I am! -You see? 257 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,000 Your mini-transmitter! 258 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,920 �Petra! 259 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,800 Are you ready to kill? 260 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,520 Do you hear me? Petra? 261 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,720 We are not that far. 262 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:26,600 Get up, and take a turn. 263 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:32,800 Show me your hands. 264 00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,800 -What is happening? -It's not me. 265 00:25:40,120 --> 00:25:42,520 -�Idiota! 266 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,720 Sit down. We're going over there. 267 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,320 -That is said quickly! -I have a plan. 268 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,200 That is what worries me! 269 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:54,600 You will only hear what I tell you ... 270 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,320 Me obedecer�s. 271 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:05,600 You will only do what I tell you. 272 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:17,720 I want to go home... 273 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:31,120 You are going to fall asleep. 274 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,200 Raise your hands. 275 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:47,000 Con-nichon-a! Hey, now it's my turn! Come on! 276 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,720 I'm not bad at hypnosis! 277 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,400 �Sentaos! �Bien! 278 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:56,600 Now face down! 279 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,720 Good very good. Now go to sleep! 280 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:05,000 Quietecitos or you will sleep too! 281 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,320 Perfect, I cover them. 282 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,320 Hey girls, what are you doing? 283 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,600 Needless. I've already covered them. 284 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,720 -It's not loaded. -What is this? 285 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,920 How has it happened? 286 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:13,000 It was me. Empty the magazine yesterday. 287 00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,600 So ... has it never been charged? 288 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:22,120 That way you wouldn't hurt yourself. 289 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,520 I'm late. Help me! 290 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,120 No problem, I'll figure it out. 291 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,120 -Jump there! -Are you sure? -I don't want to fall! 292 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,720 Get those clowns! 293 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,600 Fancy some sushi? 294 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,200 There is no way out, Daniel! 295 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,320 The Japs are closing in! 296 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,320 One less! 297 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,120 We will go out here. 298 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,720 We carry too much weight. They are good! 299 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,120 Ask your colleagues for help. 300 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,600 Forget it. The Paris police hate us. 301 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:10,600 Never help us. 302 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:12,920 - Never asked politely! -What the...? 303 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:26,200 Hey, fagots, aren't you at the parade? Soldiers weren't your thing? 304 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:31,320 Wouldn't you be better off in a little house gobbling like pigs? 305 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:36,120 Would you like to go to a "parade of love"? Fuck me if you can! 306 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,200 -You've gone a bit far! -Don't worry! They love it! 307 00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,400 Catch him alive! I'm going to kill him in person! 308 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Where are you? 309 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,400 Where is Trocadero? 310 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,400 You have to change at Chatelet! 311 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,400 A bus! 312 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,320 Oh, the Eiffel tower! 313 00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,800 Off the grass! 314 00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,320 -�Adelante! -�OK! 315 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:24,000 -There's one! -Catch the taxi! 316 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,320 -Kamikaze! -Kami ... what? 317 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,200 �Kamikaze! �Banzai! 318 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,320 I can't get them off me! We carry too much weight! 319 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,720 -I'll go out! -No, I'll try again! -I can not. 320 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,120 -Call the general. -General! 321 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,400 Loud and clear! How is your trip going? 322 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,120 Passing as we can! 323 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:09,800 You have to block the Dauphine tunnel. We will catch them! 324 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,600 Give me 5 minutes. 325 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,320 -�Hola? -�Picard? 326 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,520 -This is Bertineau speaking. -Sir! 327 00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:22,120 -Do you have 1 or 2 reserve tanks? -Of course I do. 328 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,400 You better hurry! 329 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,600 We are already there. What are you waiting for? 330 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,800 That's it, sir, the tunnel is blocked. 331 00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:47,600 -4 mins, 32. -Well done sir! 332 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:49,720 Hold on tight! 333 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,400 -I'm tired of this game! -Do you prefer to be shot? 334 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,720 I don't want to crash into a tank! 335 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,920 Daniel I would like to spend some time with Petra before I die! 336 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:08,320 Do not worry. I'm going to take you to heaven! 337 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,120 I prefer to stay here, on earth. 338 00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,600 You scared me again! 339 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,520 Maybe one day you'll trust me! 340 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,600 You are wonderful. He wants you to be his driver in Japan. 341 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,800 Right now, I just want to go home. 342 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,800 Yes, let's go home. Do you want us to drop you off somewhere? 343 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,400 -Not the TV! -only five minutes 344 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:23,720 I want to see your father. 345 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,920 It looks like Daniel's taxi. It's great. 346 00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,120 �Emilien? 347 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,320 Well ... it's a new model. 348 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,920 A ... camouflage taxi 349 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,200 I will leave you at the booth. 350 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,000 This place gets on my nerves. 25668

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