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Holy crap!
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Holy crap!
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- Holy shit, what are you doing?
- It's good luck.
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Keep still, it bothers me.
What a hurry! I want to eat.
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In a while
a TV show starts.
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They do proton launches,
armor-piercing missiles... Goldrake!
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"Mortacci tui!"
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You always catch me
The eye on the far right!
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Here's what kind of family I got:
An unfortunate wife leaves....
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...and leaves me with a brother-in-law
...a treacherous bread-eater!
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Dad, I told you
he had a brother who was a creep.
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- Nice gratitude! And me
I'm your mother. - As a mother?!
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You know I stayed
because I disapprove of my sister.
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- The truth is, you eat and drink here.
- Am I an asshole? - Guess.
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- Go ahead and open it up.
- It's the phone.
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- Then I'll go.
- Come on!
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- I'll get it.
- Go answer it!
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Damn you!
Why don't you kill yourselves?
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"Hallo?"
This is Presta Laricchiuta residence.
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- I am Nicolino.
- How are you? I didn't think it was you.
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- Everyone okay at home? - Sure.
- How's my appointment going?
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- Walk. - Let's stop her,
she's been walking for three years.
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- Not to shorten the time...
- I'm sending Angela to study at your place.
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Whatever, but there's only one
quarter until the end of school.
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I am sure that in a healthy
healthy environment like yours...
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...Angela, at least in these 3 months,
will find the will to study.
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Here in Rome, you get very distracted.
So?
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- All right. - I was sure of it.
Thank you. Shall I get it started right away?
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- Yes. - I would like to say hello
your wife. - What wife?
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As in "which wife"?
Your second wife, Amalia.
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My brother-in-law's wife's sister
brother-in-law, we are almost related.
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I call her,
I don't know which wing of the house she's in.
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It's in the right wing, there it is.
Amalia, love?
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There is Nicolino who wants to say hello.
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- Are you crazy? - It's the one
from the ministry, my relative.
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- Say you are Amalia. - But there isn't.
- You do a castrato voice.
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Here she is, Nicolino,
she was doing her chores.
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- How are you doing, Commander?
- Fine.
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- How are you?
- I'm fine, thanks.
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- Angela is coming in tomorrow.
- I'm glad. - Is that a bother?
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- No disturbance.
- What happened to your voice?
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I have ups and
lows, loose strings.
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- Your mother's double bass!
- Take care, my dear.
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- Greetings to all. - Thanks a lot
and regards to the lady. "Bye- bye."
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- Dad, who is this Angela?
- A relative, you don't know her.
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In 1754, your great-grandfather Oronzo
emigrated to America...
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...and met Aunt Imelda,
whom he married in Canada.
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- Now she tells you the whole Bible.
- I mean, she's a relative of ours.
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You will sleep in the closet
upstairs and she'll sleep in your room.
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We missed
this pain in the ass Angela!
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If it looks like Nicolino
who knows what kind of scorpion fish he will be.
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But if she looks like mom...
She's a good mom!
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It has two "canopies"
that drive me crazy.
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Not at all! What do I care?
I'm going to Fedora anyway.
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That one's waiting for me...
Four, five... eight!
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Ah! But where... Damn you!
Ah! The heel!
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"Bailate, bailate!"
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"Olé, guapa!"
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"What's wrong with that guy tonight?"
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- What do you have?
- We missed Angela, my cousin.
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She may be a skank!
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Yes, I wish!
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- When will you take me to your house?
- I could use it, love.
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Shall I tell you again
the history of my family?
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My son was a happy orphan,
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then I married that wretch
Amalia and he got jealous.
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Amalia ran away and was offended,
plus my brother-in-law is at our house.
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If I bring you along,
he'll be pissed off for good.
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- You are the father and he is the son.
- But you are not the Holy Spirit.
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Begin! Tac, tac, tac. Who is
the character of the week?
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Tac, tac, tac.
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- Tarzan! - Do you like it?
- Sure. I'm your Jane!
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- Go to the forest, come on!
- Yes, right away...
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- Tarzan, there's a crocodile!
- Do you want to kill my "Jenny"?
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- Help!
- I'm diving into the sea! Ahh!
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I broke my knee.
Give me your belly, you crocodile!
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Tisquarcio. Blood of crocodile,
I become mandrill. Here is the monkey.
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- What are you doing, crocodile?
- Yeah, that's right. - You want to get away from me?
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Do you want to get on top of me?
No, I'm going to get on top of you!
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You wretch,
you want to kill Jenny?
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I'll give you 40 stabs,
57 stabs, 84 stabs!
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- Yes, like that! - 91... How many
stab wounds? I want to give one.
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One and good. What do I care?
Here, crocodile!
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The gentlemen travelers who have
taken the train to Cerignola...
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...please
to get it back on the first track.
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Travelers coming from Rome
have a connection...
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- Here she is! - My niece is a
student, that's a nun.
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I know him
a nun who is always studying.
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- Nicolino is a Christian Democrat. - What the
fuck... - Amen. - Peace and good.
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If he were a Republican, would his daughter
Would she dress in ivy leaves?
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- Is the mail coming? - Here it is.
We finished a hand of tresette.
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- Come on, unload. - Now they put
the mail inside the suitcases?
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No, general, this is my stuff.
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During the trip, the young lady
peeled us off at tresette.
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- This must be it. - "Mortacci,
how good it is"! - That's what I say.
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- Hi, you're Pasquale, right?
- "Bella mia"!
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- No, Uncle Pasquale is me.
- Oh, sorry. - "Bella di zio tuo"!
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- You don't look like a priest,
You look like a chubby kid. - Not so much.
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- "Asshole." - Did you see that?
- What silhouettes! Uh, Bartolomeo!
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Miss, forget the bird.
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I traveled with him to
not leave him alone in the trunk.
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- Is it a crow?
- It's an Indian blackbird and it can talk.
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- Hello, bitches.
- He recognized us.
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Prof. Cacioppo arrives.
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Good morning, guys!
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- Was it you?
- No, it was him. - But I...
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- Did you do that?
- Sorry, Dad... - Dad, my ass!
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- Go to your places, assholes!
You come here. - Me? - Come here.
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We're even.
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Hi, guys!
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Good, good, sit.
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This young lady
is Angela Mancinelli.
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She is my niece and your
classmate for this quarter.
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Thank you. All right, all right, thank you.
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Enough. We are not
the Sanremo Festival!
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Sit here.
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I wanted to tell you something else:
I am very well known...
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- You're a stunner. Welcome.
- What's your name? - Irma.
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I'm known for my calmness,
but if I get pissed, holy shit...
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...I will break you
and I'll break your heads, got it?
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Was it you?
Damned debauches!
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Good thing that today
you didn't pull your usual prank today.
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- They did, professor.
- Mr. Principal, are you here? - Yes.
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Next time, come on time,
so these exchanges don't happen.
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I have been...
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#♪ A little cold ♪ #
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# But I got the shot! #
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If you get pissed, sing along, professor.
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- Goodbye.
- Sorry.
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Why are you laughing?! Quiet!
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I don't want to
to hear a "fly"!
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This is cappuccino time.
Now comes Salvatore.
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Well!
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- A...me... rica...
- We, uh... Him? Me?
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Both.
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Come here, you. Give me the rubber band.
Open your hands... Open your hands!
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- Ouch!
- Go to the post.
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Shut up... that...
I said zi... shut up that he...
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"What, you want to fuck me?"
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Mom!
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Those who are pre--prepared, come.
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- Professor!
- You! Mi... miracle!
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What a miracle! I just wanted to say
that yesterday Gino saw a UFO.
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- Oh, yeah? How was it?
- How was it, Gino?
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Nice, big, round.
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- Was he fe... fe... fe...
- Was he dumb? - No, was he still?
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- Yes, then he sent a beam
of blue light. - And what a light it was!
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Beautiful, and where did you see it?
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- Towards the sea.
- They always fool him with UFOs.
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- The professor is a fixer.
- They're nice kids.
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- Your cousin Marco is cute, isn't he?
- The others aren't bad either.
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He is the cutest,
and I'm his girlfriend.
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- Why don't you stay in the same
desk? - He doesn't know yet.
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Forget about
crap like interrogation.
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I want to explain the ga... ga...
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- The chickens?
- The galaxies!
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# They are called galaxies
those systems in space. #
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# Thousand armies of stars. #
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# A hundred billion in a mass
Of gas and dust too!" #
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Bravo! Bravo!
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- Savior!
- Ah!
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Oh, I'm so sorry!
Now come on up.
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- I hurt myself. - Tell me what the
the fuck you were doing at the door.
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I used to tune it with the choirboy
because it dropped half a tone.
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- I have a sensitive ear. - How come
How come? Did you do Santa Cecilia?
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You're handsome, you're sweet, I like you.
What a great tie, it's striped.
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Let's go to the light,
I am a presbyterian principal.
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- Pure! - I'll get my glasses.
It's a nice tie.
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- Look at that. It has crooked lines,
Now we'll straighten them. - Help!
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Don't react! I am the principal
and you are the janitor, you are a subordinate.
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- If you react, I'll kill you.
- Sure you will. - Look at that.
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- Salvatore, maybe they rang
at the door. - "Beep!" "Beep!"
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Is that you? Did you swallow the choirboy?
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I'm glad!
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Every time you screw up,
I can spot you.
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- Go clean the toilets!
- "Beep, beep, beep!"
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This doesn't sit well with me.
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He has the face of a cruiser, of a
traitor, like Judas "Iscariotola".
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The last dinner we'll have together,
he will kiss me and betray me.
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- Bye, see you tomorrow.
- Don't hit on Marco. - Okay.
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- Hi, we haven't introduced ourselves.
- We have time.
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- Your father wants you to take me.
- He wants to keep his distance.
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- Lucky him!
- I wonder what they're up to tonight.
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- They won't do anything, Marco
has other things to think about. - Bitch.
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It's on its way.
All right. Drop the cigarette!
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Today maybe my dream comes true,
to become a band director.
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Silence. Let me make a good impression
with the mayor. Attention!
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- Morning.
- Commands. Shhh!
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Dear Principal.
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- Sorry. - Thank you for being part
of our city complex.
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- It is a lesson for us
and a source of pride. - Thank you.
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I too am happy to serve
the stave of this band,
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belonged to the late master
Michele Sciasciamocca.
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To him I address a "ladle" remembrance,
we will have 50 minutes of recollection.
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Now let's talk about more cheerful things.
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Now you will tell us the name
Of the new bandmaster...
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Dear friends, I now announce
the name of the new master.
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He is a great talent who works here
and has a diploma as a band master
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obtained at the conservatory
of Naples.
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To him I entrust the direction
of the band. Come, maestro.
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Thank you.
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Morning.
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Here is Judas "Iscariot." He has come
to collect the thirty denarii.
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God, I think I'm dying!
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- Friends, I present the master
Salvatore Pinzarrone. - Thank you.
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Come, Dean. One more word.
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I emphasize the dedication and the democratic sense
democratic sense of Prof. Laricchiuta,
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who,
faithful to the musical discipline,
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is happy to humbly place himself
at the orders of his janitor.
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Goodbye and good work to all.
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- Here we go. First of all,
good morning. - Good morning.
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- You go ahead.
- Please.
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- Go, go!
- I'm going, I'm going. - Yes, go.
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Put yourself in your place. I guess
the principal is a little jealous.
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What do you guys have in your repertoire?
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In the refectory,
we have pasta and beans.
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We're off to a good start!
218
00:18:27,566 --> 00:18:31,486
I was saying, what do you have in your repertoire?!
219
00:18:31,526 --> 00:18:36,526
- Everything, even the triumphal march
of Aida. - Let's start with that one.
220
00:18:36,566 --> 00:18:39,966
Take care, guys,
a rigorous entrance.
221
00:18:40,007 --> 00:18:44,967
All together, okay?
Ready? One, two and three!
222
00:19:03,566 --> 00:19:05,627
ALT!
223
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,927
I don't hear the bass in "E."
224
00:19:08,967 --> 00:19:13,607
- Mr. Principal, maybe you don't know it?
- I know it, I know it.
225
00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:16,807
I know
Giuseppe Verdi by heart, maestro!
226
00:19:16,847 --> 00:19:19,248
Teacher and Director.
227
00:19:19,287 --> 00:19:24,527
All right, back to one.
One, two... and go!
228
00:19:28,207 --> 00:19:31,367
The highest bass!
229
00:19:36,768 --> 00:19:38,888
Louder the bass!
230
00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:49,248
So we're out of time.
I love the "pa... ta"...
231
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:52,849
# Pa, ta, pa, ta,
pa, pa, pa, pa, ta, ta... #
232
00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:56,809
- Yes. - Because the "pa"
is the bass note. - Right.
233
00:19:56,849 --> 00:20:02,169
You need to count the down time.
Ready? One, two...go!
234
00:20:11,329 --> 00:20:16,809
- Now that's music.
- Asshole, boor!
235
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,530
- Bravo!
- Asshole, scumbag, cuckold!
236
00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:25,689
Bravo, bravo! That's it!
237
00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:29,849
- Cocky, shitty!
- Bravo, bravo!
238
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,770
Is it possible that it's not there? Mah!
239
00:20:48,530 --> 00:20:51,930
Angela? Angela?
240
00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:55,570
Angela?
241
00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:03,530
Blessed mother, what a "butt"!
242
00:21:13,251 --> 00:21:15,811
What nipples!
243
00:21:27,331 --> 00:21:31,371
Holy shit, a guy comes into the bedroom
to have a conversation...
244
00:21:31,411 --> 00:21:35,611
...and expects to find her
in a fur coat or a coat....
245
00:21:35,651 --> 00:21:38,371
...but this one only has skin.
246
00:21:38,851 --> 00:21:43,051
Why do you always think of that?
You suck, my Pasquale!
247
00:21:43,092 --> 00:21:46,491
You have it here,
the feminists are right.
248
00:21:46,532 --> 00:21:49,771
"Repressed male,
we will cut off your sex!"
249
00:21:49,812 --> 00:21:52,932
"You're ugly, you're mule,
you'll take it in the c... "
250
00:21:52,972 --> 00:21:56,611
What time is it?
I'd better go.
251
00:21:56,652 --> 00:21:59,052
This one is still good, though.
252
00:22:02,452 --> 00:22:06,492
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
Don't escape me, there's time anyway.
253
00:22:06,532 --> 00:22:09,372
Where do you go on those "canopies",
for "canopies"?
254
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:15,933
I'm going to Fedora now. I am sweating
like a New Zealand crocodile.
255
00:22:15,972 --> 00:22:18,813
I go to Fedora and make four.
256
00:22:18,852 --> 00:22:23,092
One dressed as a Red Corsair,
one dressed as Dracula...
257
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,252
Let's leave it at that.
258
00:22:45,053 --> 00:22:48,733
- Thief!
- It wasn't me!
259
00:22:48,773 --> 00:22:54,854
What thief? You wretch!
It's me, don't you recognize me? Shut up!
260
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,893
A double! I killed it.
261
00:23:13,694 --> 00:23:19,054
Angela! Angela! Angela!
262
00:23:29,054 --> 00:23:35,175
Armor-piercing missiles!
Proton beams! Come on!
263
00:23:35,215 --> 00:23:37,095
"But the hell with it... "
264
00:23:58,215 --> 00:24:02,015
Give it a kick
or a bump on the head!
265
00:24:10,495 --> 00:24:11,976
Oh my God, that one wakes up!
266
00:24:12,015 --> 00:24:16,095
- How did you come up with that?
- Never mind, but speak softly.
267
00:24:16,136 --> 00:24:19,096
- Does it hurt?
- A little.
268
00:24:19,136 --> 00:24:22,896
I see the key moving
and it's clear that I get scared.
269
00:24:22,936 --> 00:24:27,416
- It was like a horror movie.
- I'm sorry, but...
270
00:24:27,456 --> 00:24:33,056
- What did you have in mind? Don't you think
...about Irma? - What about her?
271
00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:36,816
You don't have to wrong her
And I don't like subterfuge.
272
00:24:36,856 --> 00:24:40,536
If a guy has intentions,
let him tell me.
273
00:24:40,577 --> 00:24:44,216
I just wanted to
go out the window.
274
00:24:44,256 --> 00:24:46,976
Dad goes out
and locks the front door.
275
00:24:47,017 --> 00:24:50,737
This was my room
and it's easy to get out of here.
276
00:24:50,777 --> 00:24:53,297
Isn't there another window?
277
00:24:53,337 --> 00:24:57,017
No, it's the only one near the grate.
It's like a ladder.
278
00:24:57,057 --> 00:25:01,817
- Did you really just want to come by?
- I swear. - You wanted to hang out with Irma?
279
00:25:01,857 --> 00:25:06,097
What about Irma? I go out every night
to play with friends.
280
00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,458
If my dad knows, he'll kill me.
281
00:25:08,497 --> 00:25:12,578
- Your mother doesn't know?
- She died when I was born.
282
00:25:12,617 --> 00:25:17,017
- So, the one in the mud bath
isn't your mother? - She's the stepmother.
283
00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:22,058
It's not in the mud, it's gone,
but Dad wants to keep up appearances.
284
00:25:22,097 --> 00:25:24,898
- Marco?
- Yes?
285
00:25:26,178 --> 00:25:30,978
- You're a good boy. - I'm going, or
or you'll break another vase over my head.
286
00:25:31,418 --> 00:25:36,418
He didn't even try. This
place where he plays must be cool.
287
00:25:57,259 --> 00:25:59,699
- Did you come to see?
- Hi.
288
00:25:59,739 --> 00:26:03,939
- You are strong, but there is no one
to help you out? - He's at the bar.
289
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:08,019
- That's one deadbeat.
- What time do you play "The Silence"?
290
00:26:08,059 --> 00:26:12,299
- Give us a hand you. - Do you know
"Whatever you want, with whom you want"?
291
00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:16,660
- How not. - Now I'm going to play you
a fantastic song.
292
00:26:16,699 --> 00:26:20,659
It's a dizzying rhythm
of the international disco-music.
293
00:26:20,699 --> 00:26:23,500
It is entitled
"As You Wish, With Whom You Wish."
294
00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:33,300
# Easy to stay out of it,
be tough and say no. #
295
00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:39,420
# Easy to stand by and watch,
for all I know. #
296
00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:45,620
# Lay aside to sleep,
only half laughing. #
297
00:26:45,660 --> 00:26:51,940
# Better make love and go
in search of happiness. #
298
00:26:51,980 --> 00:26:55,260
# When you want, how you want #
299
00:26:55,301 --> 00:26:58,140
# Whatever you want, with whomever you want #
300
00:26:58,181 --> 00:27:01,501
# When you want, how you want #
301
00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:04,420
# Wherever you want, with whomever you want #
302
00:27:04,461 --> 00:27:08,821
# When you want, with whom you want
if you want it, where you want it, how you want it. #
303
00:27:08,861 --> 00:27:12,861
- # Wherever you want, with whomever you want #
- ♪ Where you want, with whom you want #
304
00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:29,861
# I say rather than nothing
better everything and now here. #
305
00:27:29,902 --> 00:27:36,381
# Better an overbearing yes or no,
than a half-and-half "no." #
306
00:27:36,422 --> 00:27:42,701
# Better a risk of a rip-off,
than an identity crisis. #
307
00:27:42,742 --> 00:27:49,022
# As long as you breathe an emotion
pure, without ifs and buts. #
308
00:27:49,062 --> 00:28:01,583
# When you want, how you want
where you want, with whom you want. #
309
00:28:01,622 --> 00:28:06,342
# When you want, with whom you want
if you want it, where you want it, how you want it. #
310
00:28:06,383 --> 00:28:10,542
- # Wherever you want, with whomever you want #
- ♪ Where you want, with whom you want #
311
00:28:25,082 --> 00:28:26,983
Sit down! Quiet!
312
00:28:28,143 --> 00:28:30,703
I see a new student.
313
00:28:30,743 --> 00:28:34,663
- I am Angela Mancinelli and I come
from Rome. - I was already informed.
314
00:28:34,703 --> 00:28:39,063
- Repeat offender? - If he was informed,
he should know. - Witty.
315
00:28:39,103 --> 00:28:42,903
It's also a lot of fun.
Come on in, have a seat.
316
00:28:44,983 --> 00:28:47,384
Let's see what condition it's in.
317
00:28:47,423 --> 00:28:52,584
I'm not referring to the physical ones,
which I think are excellent.
318
00:28:52,623 --> 00:28:55,984
Witty, but not very funny.
319
00:28:56,024 --> 00:28:59,784
Silence.
I see you have your line ready.
320
00:28:59,824 --> 00:29:04,264
- Let's put aside the skirmishes
and get down to business. - Sure.
321
00:29:04,304 --> 00:29:08,945
We are reviewing the program
from the second year. What do you remember?
322
00:29:08,984 --> 00:29:13,224
- It was very boring. - Do you prefer
modern history? - Neither.
323
00:29:13,264 --> 00:29:17,985
It's always the same: People in power
and poor people to the slaughter.
324
00:29:18,024 --> 00:29:23,305
That's why history must be studied,
so as not to repeat the same mistakes.
325
00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:28,825
- Maybe, but so far it hasn't helped.
- Still, the story needs to be studied.
326
00:29:28,864 --> 00:29:34,105
- Next time she will be
questioned. - It's like I told you.
327
00:29:34,145 --> 00:29:38,225
There are people who have power
and people who go to slaughter.
328
00:29:38,265 --> 00:29:40,585
Go to location.
329
00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:48,945
- Well done, Angela, you got him.
- Laricchiuta!
330
00:29:48,986 --> 00:29:53,705
Your approval is not needed,
the young lady is already conceited.
331
00:29:53,746 --> 00:29:57,866
- Okay. - Have you done your research
on the Hundred Years War?
332
00:29:57,906 --> 00:30:02,305
- I'm making them. Those took
a hundred years. - Quiet!
333
00:30:02,346 --> 00:30:06,106
I expect them tomorrow,
otherwise I'll talk to the principal.
334
00:30:06,145 --> 00:30:10,386
- How naughty! You could give him
more time. - You be quiet!
335
00:30:10,426 --> 00:30:13,826
- In fact, come here.
- Gladly.
336
00:30:16,706 --> 00:30:19,546
- Tell me about Henry VIII.
- With pleasure.
337
00:30:19,586 --> 00:30:22,906
It is the most interesting
representative of the Tudors.
338
00:30:22,946 --> 00:30:28,506
Sadomasochist, romantic, maniacal
sexual, vigorous, intelligent...
339
00:30:28,546 --> 00:30:31,907
He spent his life
in search of the ideal love...
340
00:30:31,946 --> 00:30:37,787
...facing 6 marriages,
excommunications, remorse and mothers-in-law.
341
00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:58,067
- Salvatore!
- Oh my God!
342
00:30:58,108 --> 00:31:02,667
So I like you. You have to say:
"You command, Mr. Principal."
343
00:31:02,707 --> 00:31:04,867
School is a different tune.
344
00:31:04,907 --> 00:31:08,867
Since you became director
of the band and I didn't... You know how it is.
345
00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:13,988
- It's fate that wanted it.
- No, it's the "asshole", the mayor.
346
00:31:14,028 --> 00:31:18,108
- I undo it with a stab.
- You are still the principal.
347
00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:21,748
Since you became
band director and I didn't...
348
00:31:21,788 --> 00:31:25,548
...people may think that between us
there's an atavistic hatred, but no.
349
00:31:25,588 --> 00:31:29,748
- "Ba, ba, ba..."
- What are you hiding behind your back?
350
00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:36,188
- Sketching a new march.
- On Rome? - No, to my band.
351
00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:40,189
Why do you say "my band"?
I play in the band too, don't I?
352
00:31:40,229 --> 00:31:45,348
- Well... - What do you mean? I don't play
well, maybe? - Very well. - Here.
353
00:31:45,389 --> 00:31:47,869
- Let me read.
- Sure.
354
00:31:47,909 --> 00:31:51,429
It's cute.
355
00:31:52,069 --> 00:31:55,709
- It's on the beat.
- It's on the upbeat. - It's on beat.
356
00:31:58,549 --> 00:32:02,229
- It's on the beat.
- Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa... #
357
00:32:02,269 --> 00:32:05,870
- It's in upbeat!
- You missed a "biscromola."
358
00:32:11,470 --> 00:32:17,510
- It's on the upbeat! - The finale
is beautiful, it's more majestic. Here.
359
00:32:17,549 --> 00:32:20,050
- I can already feel that it's good.
- It is.
360
00:32:23,310 --> 00:32:25,109
What is it?
361
00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:27,190
It's the dishes at the end.
362
00:32:27,230 --> 00:32:32,470
Mr. Principal, I heard you
a little wan. Listen to this.
363
00:32:35,710 --> 00:32:37,510
Did you buy the new chorister?
364
00:32:37,550 --> 00:32:41,470
- No, I got it back.
- "To lass, to pass, to cass."
365
00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:44,390
You don't understand shit.
Let me hear it again.
366
00:32:48,231 --> 00:32:51,350
- Did you growl at the choirboy?
- Yes.
367
00:32:51,391 --> 00:32:54,310
It's a cycle
ascending and descending.
368
00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:58,150
You must write the music,
damn you? What do you know?
369
00:32:58,191 --> 00:33:02,471
10,000 lire fine because you write
music during class hours,
370
00:33:02,511 --> 00:33:07,231
10,000 for contempt of Stravinski,
and 40,000 for being obnoxious.
371
00:33:07,271 --> 00:33:11,031
I studied music for a lifetime,
eight years in juvie!
372
00:33:11,071 --> 00:33:15,471
Now clean the toilets. This is
your big orchestra, conduct it.
373
00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:20,831
Excuse me, Mr. Principal.
It's a joke by the kids for me.
374
00:33:20,871 --> 00:33:26,792
Here, what's yours is yours!
Go clean the toilets!
375
00:33:26,831 --> 00:33:31,631
You wretch, damn you!
I never want to see you again!
376
00:33:31,672 --> 00:33:34,212
Get lost, "bitch."
377
00:33:35,952 --> 00:33:37,752
I was kidding!
378
00:33:38,552 --> 00:33:42,912
- Who is it?
- It's Marco. - Come in, it's open.
379
00:33:42,952 --> 00:33:47,793
- Hi. - Hi, do you need to come over?
- I'm supposed to go out, but I'm in trouble.
380
00:33:47,832 --> 00:33:51,872
I have not yet prepared the research
on the Hundred Years' War.
381
00:33:51,913 --> 00:33:55,993
If I don't bring it, Casalotti tells it
to daddy, who beats with the belt.
382
00:33:56,033 --> 00:34:00,152
- Is there anything I can do?
- What do you want to do? It's a mess.
383
00:34:00,192 --> 00:34:03,992
Wait, I should have a book.
384
00:34:04,032 --> 00:34:06,433
Be sure to keep it short.
385
00:34:10,273 --> 00:34:15,073
- I found it. It's a book about
Joan of Arc. - What do I do with it?
386
00:34:15,112 --> 00:34:19,793
In the preface there is a summary
of the Hundred Years' War.
387
00:34:19,833 --> 00:34:23,913
Was Joan of Arc also part
of the Hundred Years' War?
388
00:34:23,953 --> 00:34:27,793
- I just heard about it, too.
- I should copy it down.
389
00:34:27,834 --> 00:34:32,673
- Those are waiting for me, though.
- Do you need full service?
390
00:34:32,713 --> 00:34:37,034
- Give me, for tonight
I give up going with you. - Sorry.
391
00:34:37,073 --> 00:34:41,193
Me, Enzo and Gino are repeaters
just for history and philosophy.
392
00:34:41,234 --> 00:34:45,153
They will fail us again this year,
Casalotti is a beast.
393
00:34:45,194 --> 00:34:49,714
- I noticed.
- Down with Casalotti!
394
00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:54,834
They transferred him here from Milan
and he feels like a boss in exile.
395
00:34:54,874 --> 00:34:59,354
- So he takes it out on us.
- Poor guy. - Poor us!
396
00:34:59,395 --> 00:35:02,154
Marco, I have an idea.
397
00:35:02,194 --> 00:35:06,515
He is also a man of flesh and blood
and he's also very cute.
398
00:35:06,554 --> 00:35:10,875
- What do you want to do? - Get him to have
a good crush and make him soft.
399
00:35:10,915 --> 00:35:15,354
- Do you think I'm not capable of that?
- Sure, I almost got it.
400
00:35:15,395 --> 00:35:18,914
But that one
won't let me get near it, it's a bear.
401
00:35:18,955 --> 00:35:23,875
- If I asked for private lessons?
- That's so cool! You are so cool.
402
00:35:23,915 --> 00:35:29,635
- But I'm a little jealous.
- Marco, don't you dare, understand?
403
00:35:29,675 --> 00:35:32,995
Aren't you going to kiss me tonight?
404
00:35:33,035 --> 00:35:37,035
- Now go.
- All right. - Go play.
405
00:35:41,875 --> 00:35:46,075
- Pasquale? - What is it?
- Wait for me, I'm coming with you.
406
00:35:46,116 --> 00:35:51,116
All right, come with me.
That figures. She's coming with me.
407
00:35:51,955 --> 00:35:56,556
- What are you doing? - I have to disguise myself,
this is a disgraced country.
408
00:35:56,596 --> 00:36:02,636
They already say I have 25 lovers, if they
they see you, you become the 26th.
409
00:36:02,676 --> 00:36:07,596
- I need to talk to you. - Then I put on
the glasses. Is that serious?
410
00:36:07,636 --> 00:36:13,436
- I need to take classes in history
and philosophy. - I am so busy.
411
00:36:13,476 --> 00:36:17,636
I wasn't talking to you, but I would like
that you talk to Casalotti about it.
412
00:36:17,677 --> 00:36:22,156
- So it might be a little more
lenient. - You're "crafty."
413
00:36:22,197 --> 00:36:26,437
- Casalotti is not dumb, he has a
brain that "spins". - How?
414
00:36:26,477 --> 00:36:30,837
- He's smart and educated,
he's not dumb. I can't. - Please.
415
00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:33,117
If you tell me so...I can.
416
00:36:33,997 --> 00:36:38,317
- Good morning, Mr. Principal!
- What did I tell you?
417
00:36:38,357 --> 00:36:42,717
- What are you looking for?
- Merry Christmas, Mr. Principal.
418
00:36:42,757 --> 00:36:46,557
- Merry Christmas? - Christmas has passed.
- Happy Easter.
419
00:36:46,597 --> 00:36:50,638
- Easter must come. - I wanted to
to say hello to this piece of Easter.
420
00:36:50,677 --> 00:36:55,597
- You greet that Lent of
your sister. - I am an only child.
421
00:36:55,637 --> 00:36:59,997
- See you at the rehearsal. - Try
to go fuck yourself. - Thank you.
422
00:37:00,038 --> 00:37:04,198
Did you see that "shithole" country?
Everyone recognizes me.
423
00:37:04,237 --> 00:37:06,437
Let's go to school. You drive.
424
00:37:07,718 --> 00:37:10,718
- Let me see.
- What are you doing?
425
00:37:12,358 --> 00:37:14,158
Did you get in?
426
00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:18,638
Bravo! You didn't call me!
427
00:37:18,678 --> 00:37:21,478
It's Salvatore! Shut up!
428
00:37:32,599 --> 00:37:37,799
You know what he does? He writes music.
Now we give him a catch.
429
00:37:40,079 --> 00:37:44,039
- Have you seen the janitor's "jerk"?
- No.
430
00:37:44,079 --> 00:37:48,999
- If you see it, send it to the
presidency. - Yes, Mr. Principal.
431
00:37:49,939 --> 00:37:52,279
Guys, let's go find him.
432
00:37:52,319 --> 00:37:56,119
Did you see how pissed off he was?
433
00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:05,520
Just now I got
inspiration! How does this one speak?
434
00:38:07,799 --> 00:38:09,799
Oh my God, the calzones!
435
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:18,999
You make me die of "heart attack"!
I suffer from extrasystoles in my heart!
436
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,680
I am the principal!
437
00:38:21,720 --> 00:38:25,800
How do they make me an education
if my mistress comes here?
438
00:38:25,841 --> 00:38:29,960
- Don't change the subject. Who is
that girl? - What girl?
439
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,640
- Do you believe a letter carrier
"bitchy" and cuckolded? - Yes.
440
00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:39,921
She's a student. I'm a principal
and I have 2,000 students, okay?
441
00:38:39,961 --> 00:38:43,400
You know
I would never betray you, love.
442
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,561
You put on men's makeup,
but they can tell you're a woman.
443
00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:50,841
This is what the
the Japanese proverb...
444
00:38:50,881 --> 00:38:54,321
... "Zizza prominent,
imminent danger".
445
00:38:54,361 --> 00:38:59,001
- Go, don't make me horny. - No,
until you tell me who that is!
446
00:38:59,041 --> 00:39:04,321
Ah! The hand! How she bites this
cursed, wretched, jealous.
447
00:39:04,361 --> 00:39:08,762
- I'm telling you the truth:
She is a close relative of mine. - Oh!
448
00:39:08,801 --> 00:39:15,241
I'll introduce you to her and tell her
that you're my cousin, okay?
449
00:39:15,281 --> 00:39:18,922
- That's good, love...
- Go away, though.
450
00:39:18,961 --> 00:39:21,802
- Looking for me?
- No!
451
00:39:21,841 --> 00:39:26,042
What do you want? Why don't you knock
before you come in?
452
00:39:26,081 --> 00:39:30,802
Fine! Am I interrupting?
If not, I'm leaving.
453
00:39:30,842 --> 00:39:36,242
No, I was talking to the accountant.
Accountant, we're not kids anymore.
454
00:39:36,282 --> 00:39:41,122
- We are forty years old, while your
son is twenty. - Forty?
455
00:39:41,162 --> 00:39:45,643
- Don't you know how old I am?
- Are we on a first-name basis, accountant?
456
00:39:45,682 --> 00:39:50,323
- Yeah, you cheesy little runt.
Hold this! - What's he doing?
457
00:39:50,362 --> 00:39:53,563
The more queer they are
the more rude they are.
458
00:39:53,603 --> 00:39:58,563
No, it's because... Who's a fag?
Why did you say he was a fag?
459
00:39:58,602 --> 00:40:03,522
- No one is queer! - Ouch!
- Stay out of this and get out!
460
00:40:03,563 --> 00:40:08,883
Excuse me, accountant, but it's better
to leave. We'll talk about it later.
461
00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:14,083
Yes, but the story doesn't end there,
you idiot! Take this other one!
462
00:40:15,564 --> 00:40:21,324
- At home we do the math. - Where?
- She lives in the building across the street.
463
00:40:23,484 --> 00:40:29,043
- Mr. Principal, you may be an accountant,
but you have a nice ass! - It's true.
464
00:40:29,084 --> 00:40:34,604
- Yeah... Did I break the spell?
- No, you broke my balls.
465
00:40:34,884 --> 00:40:38,404
There, it's moving... That's it.
466
00:40:38,444 --> 00:40:41,244
- Close the door.
- Yes.
467
00:40:43,364 --> 00:40:49,445
Asshole! Faggot in disguise!
At the rehearsal I'll kick his ass!
468
00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:54,324
I'm still the master anyway,
and this march is to be played...
469
00:40:54,365 --> 00:40:57,925
In your face
and that son of a bitch!
470
00:40:57,964 --> 00:41:00,044
Call your mom!
471
00:41:00,084 --> 00:41:03,965
- Do you know that I am
in love with you? - Who with?
472
00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:08,765
- About you, but you do not wire me
at all. - I... I'm busy.
473
00:41:08,804 --> 00:41:13,485
Then I have school,
the band, the orchestra and...
474
00:41:14,725 --> 00:41:18,725
- Now excuse me, but I have to go. Bye.
- Bye.
475
00:41:22,725 --> 00:41:25,165
- Hi, Gino.
- Hi.
476
00:41:35,685 --> 00:41:39,486
Don't waste time,
he's cooked anyway.
477
00:41:39,525 --> 00:41:43,606
- He won't even look at me.
- What do you care? I'll look at you.
478
00:41:43,645 --> 00:41:48,725
- You look at me and do not speak.
- Speak, speak! Mount.
479
00:41:48,766 --> 00:41:53,166
- Where are we going to "fav"?
- What do you think? I love Marco.
480
00:41:53,206 --> 00:41:55,606
All right, I'll train you.
481
00:41:56,246 --> 00:41:59,966
His uncle told me
that he needs tutoring.
482
00:42:00,006 --> 00:42:04,286
I wanted to apologize for how
I acted in class.
483
00:42:04,327 --> 00:42:07,327
Never mind, it's water under the bridge.
484
00:42:07,366 --> 00:42:12,007
In response to shyness,
sometimes I put on a brave face.
485
00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:15,886
For being shy,
she defends herself quite well.
486
00:42:15,927 --> 00:42:19,007
Anyway, let's get down to business.
487
00:42:19,046 --> 00:42:24,167
- In which part of the program
do you feel the weakest? - In everything.
488
00:42:24,207 --> 00:42:29,287
Maybe it's because I've never
never managed to get passionate...
489
00:42:29,327 --> 00:42:32,047
...but with her it's a different story.
490
00:42:32,087 --> 00:42:38,088
Best. We will do a general review
general, following the text.
491
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:44,007
Would you like me to read?
492
00:42:45,967 --> 00:42:52,647
Sorry, I didn't know
you were here. Excuse me, miss.
493
00:42:52,688 --> 00:42:58,488
- Do you think so?
- I'll get out of your hair!
494
00:43:03,808 --> 00:43:07,648
He also lives here as a sublet
and I didn't warn him.
495
00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:11,608
It looks very nice
and it must be good too.
496
00:43:11,648 --> 00:43:16,528
He is an excellent friend and an
excellent. We were saying.
497
00:43:16,568 --> 00:43:22,008
- May I? - Come in.
- Professor, here's your tea.
498
00:43:23,209 --> 00:43:27,449
- Just one? Will you take it, miss?
- Yes, please. - Sit down.
499
00:43:27,488 --> 00:43:30,289
Actually,
I made it for you.
500
00:43:30,329 --> 00:43:34,328
- Then make another one,
please. - All right.
501
00:43:36,889 --> 00:43:41,809
She's the hostess of the house. She's a good
woman, but rather primitive.
502
00:43:41,849 --> 00:43:44,769
It's not bad and it's quite young.
503
00:43:44,809 --> 00:43:48,570
- I bet she's
in love with her. - What does she say?
504
00:43:48,609 --> 00:43:53,090
What's the big deal? It is not easy
to find an interesting man.
505
00:43:54,409 --> 00:43:57,529
You let go...
and start reading.
506
00:44:00,890 --> 00:44:04,490
- Here, commander.
How are you feeling? - Better.
507
00:44:04,529 --> 00:44:08,930
- With the tranquilizers,
I don't have the visions anymore. - Good.
508
00:44:21,130 --> 00:44:23,930
You are beautiful!
509
00:44:25,970 --> 00:44:27,970
You are beautiful...
510
00:44:29,691 --> 00:44:34,690
- Tell me something.
- Yes, it's 8:29 p.m.
511
00:44:35,530 --> 00:44:40,811
- What do you say? Tell me if you're happy.
- Sure, but it's 30 seconds away.
512
00:44:40,851 --> 00:44:46,171
- Tell me you love me. - Yes, I love you,
but it's late. - What about it?
513
00:44:47,011 --> 00:44:50,971
Ah! Help! Oh God, the water!
514
00:44:51,011 --> 00:44:55,011
- I tried to tell you, but you never
you never let me finish! - Come on.
515
00:44:55,051 --> 00:44:57,331
The visions begin again!
516
00:45:00,172 --> 00:45:02,171
It feels like the rainy season.
517
00:45:21,132 --> 00:45:24,852
- Miss Mancinelli!
- Good morning.
518
00:45:24,892 --> 00:45:28,692
I thought it would be better
not to see each other at my house.
519
00:45:28,732 --> 00:45:32,452
- You know... the lady of the house is here.
- Where shall we meet?
520
00:45:32,492 --> 00:45:37,773
- Meet me here at the same time,
then we'll decide. - Agreed.
521
00:45:37,812 --> 00:45:42,853
Angela? I can see it working.
How does she act? Does she try?
522
00:45:42,892 --> 00:45:48,333
- No way! He's dead serious. - Then he
he's got a crush, poor guy.
523
00:45:48,372 --> 00:45:51,853
- Why?
- He will suffer, I know something about that.
524
00:45:51,893 --> 00:45:55,773
Ever since you arrived, I...
I don't know how to say this, but...
525
00:45:55,813 --> 00:45:59,213
- Shut up, you clown!
- Why are you telling me this?
526
00:45:59,253 --> 00:46:04,253
- If you get involved with me, I'm going to get
even fail. - Good effort!
527
00:46:05,133 --> 00:46:07,853
Good evening, guys, all set.
528
00:46:07,893 --> 00:46:11,494
Sorry for the delay,
but I had to make some scores.
529
00:46:11,533 --> 00:46:17,494
Hand them out, let's get started.
Come on, now let's have a first reading.
530
00:46:17,534 --> 00:46:23,213
It's a march I've been dreaming about for a long time,
I couldn't sleep at night to do it.
531
00:46:23,254 --> 00:46:26,934
Recommendation,
come on with the cymbals and the bass drum.
532
00:46:26,974 --> 00:46:30,453
Ready? One, two... go!
533
00:46:34,854 --> 00:46:40,374
Does anyone feel like joking?
But I'm a son of a bitch!
534
00:46:40,414 --> 00:46:44,254
Don't worry, everyone has
the mom she deserves. From the top.
535
00:46:44,295 --> 00:46:50,254
- No! I'll say it from the top!
- You say it, da capo. - From the top.
536
00:46:50,295 --> 00:46:55,174
From the top. What are you doing with those dishes?
You look like you're in pain.
537
00:46:55,215 --> 00:46:58,935
They don't come off, maybe someone
put some glue on them.
538
00:46:58,975 --> 00:47:01,655
Let's not waste any more time.
539
00:47:01,695 --> 00:47:04,935
Guys, take care. One, two...
540
00:47:17,295 --> 00:47:19,295
No!
541
00:47:20,935 --> 00:47:25,735
I don't hear that phrasing
of the bass in "E." What is it?
542
00:47:25,775 --> 00:47:32,136
- I don't feel anything. Would you like to
a solo? - Guys, guys!
543
00:47:32,175 --> 00:47:36,536
- Are you sick?
- I'm perfectly fine. You're a witness.
544
00:47:36,575 --> 00:47:40,135
- She's fine... Yes, I can see her.
- Take it easy.
545
00:47:40,176 --> 00:47:45,056
- Does he have a tie too?
- Stop, Salvatore. I'll kill you.
546
00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:49,736
Mr. Principal, at school
you're in charge, but he's in charge here.
547
00:47:49,776 --> 00:47:55,337
- Give me the drum, I'll do
I'll do the tambourine. - Give it to him.
548
00:47:55,376 --> 00:47:59,737
- Calm. - Wipe off your sweat.
- Yes, master. - Sweat!
549
00:47:59,776 --> 00:48:03,137
- Do you have your handkerchief?
- Yes, I do.
550
00:48:03,176 --> 00:48:08,177
Here's the handkerchief. Now we dry
the sweat to our principal.
551
00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:14,617
- Let me kill him. - Take it easy.
- I'll kill him once.
552
00:48:14,657 --> 00:48:19,057
Then I'm off for 400 days.
Now I break his eye and....
553
00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:23,577
- Ahhh! - There you go.
- It's breaking my handkerchief!
554
00:48:23,617 --> 00:48:28,417
- Let me respond. - Better not.
- I'll just break his knee.
555
00:48:28,977 --> 00:48:32,337
- Does he eat it?
- No, I vent.
556
00:48:32,378 --> 00:48:39,058
Our principal makes us listen to
a solo by Judas "Iscariotola."
557
00:48:39,098 --> 00:48:41,457
Crustacean!
558
00:48:41,497 --> 00:48:47,497
- Ready? - Yep.
- Ready? - Yeah! - One, two...
559
00:48:47,858 --> 00:48:50,338
Blow! Blow!
560
00:48:54,978 --> 00:48:59,858
Bravo!!! If it was you three,
this time you got it right!
561
00:49:08,378 --> 00:49:10,339
We can rest easy here.
562
00:49:10,379 --> 00:49:14,698
When I'm waiting for Marco, Gino comes,
when I wait for Gino you come.
563
00:49:14,739 --> 00:49:20,499
- It's not going to be an organized thing?
- No, it's fate. - It will be.
564
00:49:20,538 --> 00:49:24,979
- What would you like to do now?
- I think, therefore I exist.
565
00:49:25,019 --> 00:49:29,219
- Don't think, kiss me!
- How? You mean me?
566
00:49:29,779 --> 00:49:33,859
From this reflection takes
the start of the Cartesian theory.
567
00:49:33,899 --> 00:49:39,419
Descartes poses as the supreme principle
supreme principle of knowledge the certainty...
568
00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:45,939
- Is that him? - Eh... - Through
the world and the existence of God...
569
00:49:45,979 --> 00:49:51,060
- You follow me, miss? - Indeed,
it's a very fascinating conversation.
570
00:49:51,100 --> 00:49:55,580
- I'm all about the chill.
- Are you cold? - No, I feel great.
571
00:49:55,620 --> 00:50:00,380
Let's continue, but be careful,
otherwise we're wasting time.
572
00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:05,700
It may be the suggestion of the moonlight
moonlight, but he's good at it.
573
00:50:05,740 --> 00:50:11,180
- Don't think about him now,
think about me. - Talk to me about philosophy.
574
00:50:11,220 --> 00:50:17,701
- I am a materialist
and a Mazzinian. - Meaning?
575
00:50:17,740 --> 00:50:20,380
That is, thought and action.
576
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:36,221
This is not a robbery,
it's a camouflage for love.
577
00:50:36,260 --> 00:50:40,181
- Hello, beautiful. - What time do you call this?
I was just falling asleep.
578
00:50:40,221 --> 00:50:44,981
- I was late because
there is Angela. - Who? - Angela.
579
00:50:45,021 --> 00:50:49,262
I said you are my cousin
paternal on my mother's side ...
580
00:50:49,301 --> 00:50:52,982
- Fair enough.
- Bella! I'll call her for you now.
581
00:50:53,021 --> 00:50:58,742
- Angela? - The door!
- She and I are related.
582
00:50:58,781 --> 00:51:04,342
- Pleasure. - How nice!
- Darling... - It's delicious.
583
00:51:04,381 --> 00:51:10,542
Here... All right, that's it.
Oh! Oh! "Break, break."
584
00:51:10,582 --> 00:51:15,342
- You're a guy, huh? - I'm just
a guy. - Have a seat. - Thank you.
585
00:51:15,382 --> 00:51:19,782
Long time no see, Pasquale.
How's your wife?
586
00:51:19,822 --> 00:51:23,542
That daughter of a whore
She's gone!
587
00:51:23,582 --> 00:51:28,702
- Sorry! In this carpet
everyone's tripping on it. - Everyone who?
588
00:51:28,742 --> 00:51:33,782
- All... Anyway, sit down.
- Sit down, Angela. - Thank you.
589
00:51:33,823 --> 00:51:38,982
- You make yourself comfortable. - I'm sitting
next to Angela. - Whatever.
590
00:51:39,023 --> 00:51:43,062
- So you told Angela everything.
- What does Angela have to do with it now?
591
00:51:43,103 --> 00:51:48,143
- He said Amalia ran away.
- Angela is me... - It's true!
592
00:51:48,183 --> 00:51:50,583
We messed up the situation.
593
00:51:53,023 --> 00:51:56,583
- Honey, aren't you cold?
- No, why?
594
00:51:56,624 --> 00:52:00,343
I am terribly hot,
this one bothers me.
595
00:52:00,383 --> 00:52:04,183
It's a branded jacket.
Read this women's magazine.
596
00:52:04,223 --> 00:52:08,104
- I don't like it. - Wretch,
read it! - Do you treat your granddaughter like this?
597
00:52:08,144 --> 00:52:13,304
- It's a beast. - You should try
to master that temper.
598
00:52:13,344 --> 00:52:18,863
- After all, we love each other very much.
- I'll buy you a liqueur. - Thank you.
599
00:52:19,344 --> 00:52:23,344
- If you're an asshole, you won't see a dime.
- What did I say?
600
00:52:23,383 --> 00:52:27,544
Nothing, but you looked.
I'll break your cataract!
601
00:52:27,584 --> 00:52:31,784
- Beautiful, sweet!
- Do you need anything, Pasquale? - No, no, no.
602
00:52:31,824 --> 00:52:36,424
- Did you bring two?
- Yes. - Come and talk, dear.
603
00:52:36,464 --> 00:52:41,384
- You know what I was thinking?
- What? - We all three sit down.
604
00:52:41,424 --> 00:52:46,184
I suffer from "solitudinemania"
and I'm better off with company.
605
00:52:46,225 --> 00:52:49,905
- Pasquale, I was talking
with your granddaughter. - Talk to her.
606
00:52:49,945 --> 00:52:54,544
I don't see a girl like Angela
I can't see her in a man's house.
607
00:52:54,585 --> 00:53:00,425
- Why don't you come over here?
Keep me company. - Yeah, I wish!
608
00:53:00,465 --> 00:53:06,385
- I have to stay with Uncle.
I'm fond of him. - What a star.
609
00:53:06,425 --> 00:53:10,105
- You'll see it anyway.
- What about the school?
610
00:53:10,146 --> 00:53:14,585
You'll do as you always do. In the morning
go to school and come here in the evening.
611
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:18,226
Good, then I'll be free
to devote myself completely...
612
00:53:18,265 --> 00:53:24,346
- To what? - To the Japanese
Japanese... - Yes. - In German.
613
00:53:24,386 --> 00:53:28,825
You'll see, we'll be good together.
You can come from tonight if you want.
614
00:53:28,866 --> 00:53:33,906
- Sure. - But no. - Let's start tomorrow.
tomorrow, I have to pack.
615
00:53:33,946 --> 00:53:38,426
- Whatever you say, dear. - Obviously,
will you sleep together? - Of course.
616
00:53:38,466 --> 00:53:40,706
Between women, anyway.
617
00:53:40,746 --> 00:53:45,866
Fedora, can you give me some more?
I feel a weight on my head....
618
00:53:47,906 --> 00:53:51,947
- Look, if you're being an asshole,
I'll have your back. - How?
619
00:53:51,987 --> 00:53:55,947
I'll slice off your balls
and feed them to you in a pan.
620
00:53:55,986 --> 00:53:59,067
But, Uncle! Between women, anyway...
621
00:54:02,187 --> 00:54:04,267
Miss Angela?
622
00:54:07,827 --> 00:54:09,907
Good morning, Professor.
623
00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:14,467
You can come over to my house tonight,
so you won't catch a cold.
624
00:54:14,507 --> 00:54:19,268
My landlady has left
for Naples, so she won't disturb us.
625
00:54:19,307 --> 00:54:22,907
Don't worry, at home
there is always Prof. Cacioppo.
626
00:54:22,947 --> 00:54:28,308
- I would always be quiet though.
- Thank you. See you tonight. - Goodbye.
627
00:54:33,467 --> 00:54:37,028
- Is there any news?
- Yes, he wants you at his place tonight.
628
00:54:37,068 --> 00:54:41,828
- The hostess has left.
- Then it melts! - I don't think so.
629
00:54:41,868 --> 00:54:45,948
- He pointed out that there is Cacioppo.
- Do you feel like risking it?
630
00:54:45,988 --> 00:54:50,228
- Should I be afraid of a man?
- What do we do with Cacioppo?
631
00:54:50,268 --> 00:54:55,308
- It takes a UFO to abduct him.
- Let's invent it. - Are you crazy?
632
00:54:55,349 --> 00:55:00,348
What does it take? My brother's
My brother's bike has a very powerful headlight.
633
00:55:00,389 --> 00:55:04,269
Then you just have to find an asshole
who wants some money.
634
00:55:04,308 --> 00:55:06,348
I have that one.
635
00:55:06,388 --> 00:55:10,109
The professor
sitting at his desk...
636
00:55:10,149 --> 00:55:14,629
...was reading by the light
of a table lamp.
637
00:55:14,669 --> 00:55:19,069
Suddenly, the light went out.
638
00:55:19,109 --> 00:55:23,269
Minchia!
Mrs. Concitto, a candle!
639
00:55:23,989 --> 00:55:26,149
I said a candle!
640
00:55:29,349 --> 00:55:33,709
Oh God! Oh God...
What is it? It's them!
641
00:55:34,430 --> 00:55:37,909
It's the UFOs! UFOs!
642
00:55:48,950 --> 00:55:52,830
UFOs! I don't stutter anymore!
643
00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:57,510
Precipitously...
644
00:55:57,550 --> 00:56:01,350
It's thanks to them.
I knew it, they're friends.
645
00:56:04,190 --> 00:56:07,790
A Close Encounter
of the third kind.
646
00:56:10,590 --> 00:56:16,911
Dickhead, sapien!
Yes, yes, yes, I'm coming...
647
00:56:16,951 --> 00:56:22,231
I come, I am friend.
Friend beautiful, beautiful!
648
00:56:22,871 --> 00:56:29,911
What? I feel like I'm flying!
I fly! I'm not afraid!
649
00:56:31,551 --> 00:56:35,511
- Where are you taking him? - To Ignazio's,
there are ten paid rides.
650
00:56:35,551 --> 00:56:40,111
It's beautiful,
but when do we get to the galaxies?
651
00:56:44,591 --> 00:56:47,832
While the Prussians
invaded France...
652
00:56:47,871 --> 00:56:51,752
...the commune, dominated by Murat,
favored the popular reaction.
653
00:56:51,792 --> 00:56:55,831
In three days, over a thousand people
were massacred.
654
00:56:55,872 --> 00:57:01,711
- You seem upset, does the subject
Does it bother you? - No, go ahead.
655
00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:07,512
- Is she worried about something?
- Cacioppo didn't show up.
656
00:57:07,552 --> 00:57:12,352
- It doesn't usually come out, but there's no
reason to worry. - Maybe.
657
00:57:12,392 --> 00:57:16,592
But to be alone with a man
as young and handsome as you are...
658
00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:20,033
...and who speaks
in such a fascinating way...
659
00:57:20,072 --> 00:57:24,872
Let go, young lady.
If anything, you're charming.
660
00:57:24,912 --> 00:57:30,073
Respecting the students is for me
a point of honor, don't be afraid.
661
00:57:30,112 --> 00:57:36,233
I'm afraid of myself... and then
a woman in love is fragile.
662
00:57:42,353 --> 00:57:46,033
Professor, take me
Get me out of here, I want to digress.
663
00:57:46,073 --> 00:57:48,753
You're right, it's probably for the best.
664
00:57:48,793 --> 00:57:52,714
- Who is it?
- It's me, Angela.
665
00:57:54,993 --> 00:57:57,993
- Good evening, dear.
- Hi.
666
00:57:59,073 --> 00:58:04,474
- How did the class go?
- Which one? - The philosophy class.
667
00:58:04,513 --> 00:58:08,954
Ah, yes! Oh my!
How tired I am...nay, tired.
668
00:58:09,554 --> 00:58:14,434
- Tell me, cutie, did you have dinner?
- Yes, before the UFOs. - The UFOs?
669
00:58:14,474 --> 00:58:18,874
The "Ufonotti"... In class
we talked about the "Ufonotti".
670
00:58:18,914 --> 00:58:26,435
- Don't they say Huguenots? - It's true,
how ignorant I am in geography.
671
00:58:26,474 --> 00:58:32,274
- So, if you've had dinner...
...it's straight to bed. - Yes, yes.
672
00:59:32,876 --> 00:59:38,356
- I'll help you undress now.
- Never mind, I'll do it myself.
673
00:59:38,396 --> 00:59:42,756
Yes that matters, I like you so much!
674
00:59:42,796 --> 00:59:45,356
Do you like women?
675
00:59:48,916 --> 00:59:50,917
No.
676
00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:57,757
- Oh my God, did you find it?
- Seek and ye shall find!
677
00:59:57,797 --> 01:00:03,717
Sorry, but it was a secret. Do not tell
anyone, not even Pasqualino.
678
01:00:03,757 --> 01:00:09,837
- I don't even think about it. - So,
what are we waiting for? Let's get it on!
679
01:00:14,238 --> 01:00:19,878
- We wanted two orange sodas.
- It's compliments of the orchestra.
680
01:00:19,917 --> 01:00:22,198
What about the orchestra?
681
01:00:23,917 --> 01:00:27,238
See.
Pacini, Fusecchia and Laricchiuta.
682
01:00:27,278 --> 01:00:31,998
They're good guys,
they earn their keep. Hi!
683
01:00:33,598 --> 01:00:36,838
We hope they don't gossip.
684
01:00:39,838 --> 01:00:43,558
Hi, Angela, can you give us a hand?
685
01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:47,478
- I'm busy, can't you see?
- Is he your boyfriend?
686
01:00:48,838 --> 01:00:53,678
- Yes, his name is Carlo.
- Lucky you, Carlo, buena suerte.
687
01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:58,119
- Do you mind if I said that?
- No.
688
01:00:59,158 --> 01:01:01,559
Carlo, I have to tell you the truth.
689
01:01:01,598 --> 01:01:05,598
Something
wonderful, you know?
690
01:01:07,238 --> 01:01:12,439
- Sure. - Do you still care
about gossip anymore?
691
01:01:12,479 --> 01:01:14,479
I don't give a damn!
692
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:29,079
# I went through another day
with my usual problems. #
693
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:35,720
# And I...and then...who knows? #
694
01:01:38,519 --> 01:01:45,040
# An imprecise sense
disappointed longing. #
695
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:54,040
# The sudden encounter,
a gesture, an excuse... #
696
01:01:55,120 --> 01:02:02,280
# lo, regularly,
I will do as I always do. #
697
01:02:02,321 --> 01:02:05,800
# A bit of a mess... #
698
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:17,721
# But you stay close to me # #
699
01:02:19,081 --> 01:02:23,041
# ♪ Stay close to me #
700
01:02:25,961 --> 01:02:29,681
# ♪ I found you on time #
701
01:02:29,721 --> 01:02:40,842
# It's my daily crisis
With yes, with no, who knows? #
702
01:02:43,121 --> 01:02:49,882
# Total surrender,
the myth destroyed... #
703
01:02:49,922 --> 01:02:58,842
#... of me good for nothing,
capable of anything. #
704
01:02:59,322 --> 01:03:06,442
# He who sows the wind
reaps storms. #
705
01:03:06,482 --> 01:03:09,882
# This is my destiny #
706
01:03:12,042 --> 01:03:21,962
# But you stay close to me # #
707
01:03:23,562 --> 01:03:27,962
# ♪ Stay close to me #
708
01:03:29,763 --> 01:03:38,203
# I'll be a little bourgeois,
a little out there, a little decadent. #
709
01:03:38,243 --> 01:03:44,244
# And we, and then... I don't know. #
710
01:03:46,243 --> 01:03:53,243
# It's the possessive self
that's been lurking. #
711
01:03:53,284 --> 01:04:02,164
# An elective fact,
outdated. #
712
01:04:02,564 --> 01:04:12,764
# And I'll probably be
starting another mess. #
713
01:04:15,044 --> 01:04:24,884
# But you stay close to me # #
714
01:04:24,924 --> 01:04:29,404
# You stay close! #
715
01:04:34,005 --> 01:04:39,325
So, Laricchiuta, do you remember
where Joan of Arc was born?
716
01:04:39,365 --> 01:04:41,125
Where.
717
01:04:41,165 --> 01:04:46,005
- Domrémy.
- Do-re-mi. - What the hell are you saying?
718
01:04:46,045 --> 01:04:49,605
What the hell are you talking about?
719
01:04:49,645 --> 01:04:53,285
It's Domrémy, son, Domrémy.
720
01:04:53,325 --> 01:04:57,486
I understand that for a musician
it's an excused slip of the tongue.
721
01:04:57,525 --> 01:04:59,966
After all, this is notionism.
722
01:05:00,005 --> 01:05:04,685
Do you remember whose voices
that Joan of Arc heard?
723
01:05:04,726 --> 01:05:08,286
They were...the voices of consciousness.
724
01:05:08,326 --> 01:05:14,566
She said they were from St.
Catherine or St. Margaret's....
725
01:05:14,606 --> 01:05:17,846
In a bit, she even kisses him.
726
01:05:17,886 --> 01:05:21,406
- How long until the end?
- Two minutes.
727
01:05:21,446 --> 01:05:23,446
Watch out for the bell.
728
01:05:25,966 --> 01:05:33,246
But what is it? Yet there is nothing.
What did they do up here?
729
01:05:33,287 --> 01:05:35,526
If I catch them, I make them....
730
01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:40,046
- Oh, sorry.
- Salvatore? - Yes?
731
01:05:40,086 --> 01:05:43,007
What do you do
always attached to the doorbell?
732
01:05:43,047 --> 01:05:47,247
- The kids messed with me.
- You tampered with me too, here.
733
01:05:47,287 --> 01:05:52,567
Today is St. Boniface and I am good.
734
01:05:52,607 --> 01:05:55,287
Ring the bell, which is now.
735
01:05:55,327 --> 01:05:59,687
- Here you are in charge, but there it is a different
music. - Do you see the difference?
736
01:05:59,727 --> 01:06:03,327
I am democratic
and you're "bitchy." I play it.
737
01:06:03,367 --> 01:06:05,808
Today is St. Boniface and I'm doing it.
738
01:06:11,448 --> 01:06:14,328
Let's say they tampered with it.
739
01:06:14,367 --> 01:06:19,208
They didn't know I'd play it
I, the fart was not for me.
740
01:06:19,248 --> 01:06:20,768
Mah!
741
01:06:20,807 --> 01:06:23,448
In a circuit
direct current...
742
01:06:23,488 --> 01:06:27,648
...between driving force "V",
current "I" and resistance "R"...
743
01:06:27,688 --> 01:06:30,008
...there is equality...
744
01:06:30,048 --> 01:06:34,568
- I told him not to come in
during class. - Get off!
745
01:06:34,608 --> 01:06:39,168
- This carabiniere... - Do you see
your scion? - Whose dog is it?
746
01:06:39,208 --> 01:06:42,128
Your little boy
Picked him up off the street...
747
01:06:42,169 --> 01:06:46,689
...and made a leash with the
ties of your husband, my son.
748
01:06:46,728 --> 01:06:51,248
- He's a child at heart.
- Thank you. Looks like it to me too.
749
01:06:51,289 --> 01:06:56,969
Then you take it home with you
with the dog. I don't want the dog.
750
01:06:57,008 --> 01:06:59,289
I salute you, beautiful!
751
01:07:00,409 --> 01:07:04,969
- Still here?
- Where should I go? - Go away!
752
01:07:05,009 --> 01:07:08,089
Get it through your head that this
is a school, not a barracks!
753
01:07:09,629 --> 01:07:12,369
Don't mind her, Mom, she's crazy.
754
01:07:12,409 --> 01:07:17,649
- Now, Paoletto, shut him up.
- Shall I take him out? - Yes, honey.
755
01:07:17,690 --> 01:07:20,810
Come on... bravo.
756
01:07:23,329 --> 01:07:26,890
Where were we?
We were talking about...
757
01:07:27,629 --> 01:07:29,490
Oh my!
758
01:07:32,650 --> 01:07:35,530
You've been mauled!
I'm already reading the news.
759
01:07:35,570 --> 01:07:39,650
"A master dog was killed
By a master dog."
760
01:07:39,690 --> 01:07:46,091
- Salvatore, I'm so sorry.
- Don't worry, I'm fine!
761
01:07:46,130 --> 01:07:51,370
In fact, I take this opportunity
to invite you to my concert.
762
01:07:51,411 --> 01:07:55,210
- I really care about her.
- Thank you, I will come with pleasure.
763
01:08:02,891 --> 01:08:06,690
- I can't hear the bass in "E"!
- Megalomaniac of a "crap"!
764
01:08:06,731 --> 01:08:11,051
- Mr. Principal, did you put
the sardine? - Your sister's!
765
01:08:11,091 --> 01:08:13,091
Come on, all together!
766
01:08:14,731 --> 01:08:17,651
Louder! The strongest bass!
767
01:08:17,691 --> 01:08:23,491
Never mind, let's do without
the bass. We'll do it without the bass.
768
01:08:26,491 --> 01:08:30,492
- What? - Mr. Principal,
are you a magician?
769
01:08:34,752 --> 01:08:39,852
- Keep playing!
- Oh my God, save the kitten!
770
01:08:44,012 --> 01:08:46,852
There you are! Ahhh!
771
01:08:52,372 --> 01:08:56,932
- Good dog. - Are you crazy?
That's the band director.
772
01:08:56,972 --> 01:09:01,212
- Thank you, Salvatore.
Did the dog hurt you? - No.
773
01:09:01,253 --> 01:09:04,133
- He's nice Salvatore, isn't he?
- He's sweet.
774
01:09:04,172 --> 01:09:07,732
You know what's nice about him, naked?
Nothing, it's disgusting.
775
01:09:12,252 --> 01:09:16,853
- Well? Are you coming?
- It's Marco's turn tonight.
776
01:09:16,893 --> 01:09:20,773
He doesn't want me, but I
I'm so in love with him.
777
01:09:20,813 --> 01:09:23,573
Irma, I have a confession to make.
778
01:09:23,613 --> 01:09:28,173
It's not true that he's hooking up with Angela.
It was on purpose... Sorry.
779
01:09:28,213 --> 01:09:33,293
- Assholes! - Irma, where are you going?
Wait! Irma!
780
01:09:34,294 --> 01:09:40,133
- Are you crying? - I came with you
to take revenge, and he is innocent.
781
01:09:40,174 --> 01:09:47,014
What do you care? What do you want
is one more little make-out session?
782
01:09:47,054 --> 01:09:52,934
- If I give you a ticket, will you give it to him?
- Sure, in fact, I have an idea.
783
01:09:52,974 --> 01:09:57,214
His room is on the mezzanine floor
and the window is always open.
784
01:09:57,254 --> 01:10:01,774
If I were you, I'd go into his room...
and crawl into bed.
785
01:10:01,814 --> 01:10:06,454
- Awesome! - You are so smitten.
I'm so jealous.
786
01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:15,175
Angela! Angela!
787
01:10:15,214 --> 01:10:19,295
Honey, ever since you got here,
we've all been messing around.
788
01:10:19,334 --> 01:10:22,935
Relative or not relative,
let's get this tooth out of the way.
789
01:10:24,414 --> 01:10:29,735
- Mr. Principal, what an honor!
- What are you doing here?!
790
01:10:29,775 --> 01:10:34,495
Am I at home or at school?
With these two "feeding bottles," what do you do?
791
01:10:34,535 --> 01:10:37,855
After all
I'm not so "acci"...
792
01:10:37,895 --> 01:10:42,175
Yours and your grandfather's "ayes".
You are good as hell, Irma.
793
01:10:42,216 --> 01:10:45,935
- You came to see Angela?
- I was waiting for her to study.
794
01:10:45,975 --> 01:10:50,335
Do you study in bed? With these
two tits... I'll give you a punch!
795
01:10:50,375 --> 01:10:52,856
Let's make a deal, you and me.
796
01:10:52,896 --> 01:10:56,816
Let's make a deal between me...and you.
797
01:10:56,856 --> 01:11:01,216
In fact, let's make two deals,
between you and me. Ahh!
798
01:11:01,776 --> 01:11:06,336
- Madonna, what a bite! From where
did you enter? - Through the window.
799
01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:11,096
- And out the window you go.
- Faggot! Faggot!
800
01:11:11,136 --> 01:11:14,656
You are going to die a bad death.
Wait.
801
01:11:14,696 --> 01:11:19,976
- Go away. Did you hear the blackbird?
- Too bad, while we were at it!
802
01:11:20,016 --> 01:11:24,977
Don't "whizz" me, I'll jump on you.
on you! Aren't you ashamed?
803
01:11:25,016 --> 01:11:29,016
- Close your eyes while
I get dressed. - I closed them.
804
01:11:29,056 --> 01:11:32,657
In fact, barred. Ah...
805
01:11:32,697 --> 01:11:38,056
Hurry up! I'm not made of "cast iron"
nor of iron.
806
01:11:38,097 --> 01:11:42,897
Go away, go away!
What a figure! What a figure!
807
01:11:42,937 --> 01:11:47,417
- From "asshole."
- It's true, that's why I'm going to kill you.
808
01:11:47,457 --> 01:11:51,338
I take your tongue, I
"rip it out... sparrow tongue.
809
01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:05,657
- Bye, see you tomorrow.
- Bye.
810
01:12:12,658 --> 01:12:16,378
I'll make you
The bird with crystal feathers.
811
01:12:16,418 --> 01:12:20,178
I'll make a blackbird juice!
Where are you going? Come here.
812
01:12:20,218 --> 01:12:24,018
- Come here, you wretch!
- Pasquale? - Who is it?
813
01:12:24,058 --> 01:12:27,898
- What are you doing to Bartholomew?
- I was squeezing...
814
01:12:27,938 --> 01:12:32,059
This bird is sick, it's yellow.
Maybe it has viral hepatitis.
815
01:12:32,098 --> 01:12:35,059
What hepatitis! What are you doing here?
816
01:12:35,099 --> 01:12:39,059
- What was Miss De Pettis doing in your bed?
De Pettis doing in your bed? - Irma?
817
01:12:39,098 --> 01:12:43,579
- She was as naked as a tapeworm.
- She must be pretty, naked.
818
01:12:43,618 --> 01:12:47,299
- She has a nice little personality.
- Undoubtedly, it's good.
819
01:12:47,338 --> 01:12:51,859
She's a nice girl... but there's...
...too much weird stuff going on.
820
01:12:51,899 --> 01:12:54,899
So, what were you doing here?
821
01:12:54,939 --> 01:12:59,579
I came because I heard
my cock whistling...
822
01:12:59,619 --> 01:13:02,739
...as if to say, "I can't breathe!"
823
01:13:02,779 --> 01:13:06,500
I understand you, Pasquale.
Come here, let's sit down.
824
01:13:06,539 --> 01:13:11,659
- Let's talk about this passion of yours
for me. - Really? - Yes.
825
01:13:11,700 --> 01:13:18,059
Pasquale, you are nice,
brilliant and full of life.
826
01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:23,180
- You'd be the ideal man for me.
- Would l? - Yes, you would.
827
01:13:23,220 --> 01:13:30,900
I've thought about this so many times.
You are so beautiful, fresh, robust.
828
01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:36,980
With this sensual mouth,
you make me want to give you...
829
01:13:37,020 --> 01:13:39,820
...lots of little kisses.
830
01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:47,820
I've noticed how you look at me.
I like men that strong.
831
01:13:47,860 --> 01:13:53,060
- "Thank you." - It must be nice
To be held by your arms.
832
01:13:53,101 --> 01:13:55,061
I feel overwrought and upside down.
833
01:13:55,100 --> 01:14:01,141
- But... I like women.
- I didn't catch that.
834
01:14:01,181 --> 01:14:05,261
- I'm sorry for you, but I don't know
what to do about it. - Are you serious?
835
01:14:05,301 --> 01:14:09,181
Do you like women?
Blessed Mother, it can't be.
836
01:14:09,221 --> 01:14:14,981
A piece of "bernardola" like you!
Why are you stroking me, groping me?
837
01:14:15,021 --> 01:14:20,582
What should people say? That the
the principal's niece likes to...
838
01:14:20,621 --> 01:14:24,382
I'm going to kill myself, I'm going to break my ears.
I can't believe it.
839
01:14:25,222 --> 01:14:27,061
- Who is it?
- It's Marco.
840
01:14:27,102 --> 01:14:32,141
- Screw you. - Under the bed.
- Yes, like lovers. - Go.
841
01:14:32,182 --> 01:14:36,542
- We'll talk about it later.
- Shut up! - Maybe you were wrong.
842
01:14:36,582 --> 01:14:39,482
I don't come in here...
843
01:14:41,062 --> 01:14:46,103
- Next. - Sorry, Angela,
I'm already late. - Sch...
844
01:14:46,142 --> 01:14:49,742
Late...doing what?
845
01:14:50,102 --> 01:14:53,542
Latin version,
I forgot the vocabulary.
846
01:14:53,582 --> 01:14:56,982
I've got the dictionary.
I'll give it to you.
847
01:15:02,702 --> 01:15:06,663
- It sounded like a little scream to me.
- It must have been Bartholomew.
848
01:15:06,702 --> 01:15:09,702
Of course it's an incredible blackbird.
849
01:15:09,743 --> 01:15:14,903
- Now go finish the version.
- Thank you, bye. - Bye.
850
01:15:19,704 --> 01:15:23,944
Ah! Blessed mother!
She has an iron on her feet.
851
01:15:23,983 --> 01:15:28,663
- Are you hurt? Shall I make you
a compress? - No, thanks.
852
01:15:28,703 --> 01:15:32,503
This is not where it hurts,
nor here.
853
01:15:32,544 --> 01:15:35,943
This is where it hurts me,
you hurt me.
854
01:15:35,984 --> 01:15:39,544
With a revolver,
I would have felt less pain.
855
01:15:39,584 --> 01:15:44,504
I am 43 years old, I am not a boy
15-year-old boy to be made fun of.
856
01:15:44,543 --> 01:15:48,704
I understood everything about you
and my asshole son.
857
01:15:48,744 --> 01:15:53,824
You make up a lot of nonsense....
"I like women..."
858
01:15:53,864 --> 01:15:59,184
You should have said, "You disgust me,
you're ugly and you're obese."
859
01:15:59,224 --> 01:16:04,984
I would have liked more.
Now don't say anything... What?
860
01:16:05,024 --> 01:16:11,345
Don't worry,
I'm a real man and I know how to lose.
861
01:16:11,385 --> 01:16:15,185
Hi... Ahh!
862
01:16:27,665 --> 01:16:32,065
When I interviewed them, I realized
that they don't study and they don't care.
863
01:16:32,105 --> 01:16:36,465
They're also being arrogant!
I can't stand them anymore.
864
01:16:37,145 --> 01:16:41,306
- They're kids, you could be more
lenient. - I'm doing this for them.
865
01:16:41,345 --> 01:16:45,426
- In exams, with the commission
don't mess around. - You're right.
866
01:16:45,465 --> 01:16:49,226
- I'll see you as usual.
- Hold on, I'll give you a ride.
867
01:16:49,266 --> 01:16:53,265
- Not afraid of small talk?
- Who cares!
868
01:16:59,866 --> 01:17:04,106
Son of a bitch!
Started again today with the 2.
869
01:17:04,146 --> 01:17:08,506
- That flunks us again.
- We can block it. - How?
870
01:17:08,546 --> 01:17:11,306
I steal Dad
the camera with the flash...
871
01:17:11,347 --> 01:17:15,587
...and as soon as he's with Angela, we'll take...
we'll take some compromising photos.
872
01:17:15,626 --> 01:17:20,746
- We're blackmailing him! - Angela
she'll never go for it, she's cooked too.
873
01:17:20,787 --> 01:17:23,627
We don't tell Angela anything.
874
01:17:23,667 --> 01:17:27,867
At the first opportunity,
we'll sneak in some photos.
875
01:17:27,907 --> 01:17:31,707
By now the pear is ripe.
Sooner or later, those... "vaffete"!
876
01:17:57,428 --> 01:18:02,468
- That's nice.
- Let's sit here. - Yeah, sure.
877
01:18:02,508 --> 01:18:06,748
- Wait, there's a little sand.
- Never mind.
878
01:18:06,787 --> 01:18:10,748
- Aren't you cold?
- With you it's impossible.
879
01:18:13,388 --> 01:18:17,988
- I hope you're not going to talk to me about history
or philosophy. - If anything, theology.
880
01:18:18,028 --> 01:18:20,028
Oh, no!
881
01:18:20,629 --> 01:18:26,509
- Don't be afraid, now
you have succeeded. - What?
882
01:18:26,548 --> 01:18:30,948
To make me fall in love. Isn't this what
you promised yourself you'd do?
883
01:18:30,989 --> 01:18:34,628
In the beginning
it was like a game, a challenge.
884
01:18:34,668 --> 01:18:37,469
You used to bother me
with your smart-ass attitude.
885
01:18:37,508 --> 01:18:40,229
I wish I could have made you...whatever!
886
01:18:42,269 --> 01:18:45,789
Come... Sch!
887
01:18:45,829 --> 01:18:51,069
- "Quack, quack. - Get down,
if they see us, we're screwed.
888
01:18:51,109 --> 01:18:55,749
Let's leave it at that. I don't want to "hold
the snot," that's just mean.
889
01:18:55,789 --> 01:19:00,670
Come, come.
Madonna... and what is it?
890
01:19:07,670 --> 01:19:11,269
Now what do you think of me?
891
01:19:12,229 --> 01:19:16,830
Now I don't think anymore, I'm in love.
892
01:19:31,150 --> 01:19:36,550
- Do you really love me?
- Of course, I love you.
893
01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:17,233
- Give me that car.
- Give it to him, give it to him!
894
01:21:19,754 --> 01:21:22,194
You're not even rogues.
895
01:21:24,873 --> 01:21:27,073
You are just a bunch of idiots!
896
01:21:27,114 --> 01:21:31,154
Carlo, listen, I swear...
I didn't know anything about it!
897
01:21:31,193 --> 01:21:33,994
You are worth even less than them!
898
01:21:36,314 --> 01:21:39,034
What the fuck did you do
with this little car?
899
01:21:39,514 --> 01:21:43,354
Dear Fellow Citizens
I bring you my greetings.
900
01:21:43,394 --> 01:21:47,154
In this solemn moment we let
nature envelop us...
901
01:21:47,195 --> 01:21:50,634
...in her embrace
of a loving mother.
902
01:21:51,035 --> 01:21:56,714
Let us pay homage to her by placing in the
earth this tender sapling...
903
01:21:56,755 --> 01:21:59,635
...symbol of our love
and our hope.
904
01:21:59,675 --> 01:22:03,995
This little tree will grow
and become a big tree...
905
01:22:04,035 --> 01:22:07,915
...reaching towards the sky
to thank the Lord.
906
01:22:10,235 --> 01:22:13,954
- Dean, to you.
- Me?
907
01:22:13,995 --> 01:22:22,316
Italians, fellow citizens, policemen
urban, suburban, interurban.
908
01:22:22,355 --> 01:22:27,075
- The solemn hour is about to strike.
- It is late. - In fact, it has struck.
909
01:22:27,116 --> 01:22:31,876
Since it is late, I want to thank
our first citizen,
910
01:22:31,916 --> 01:22:34,595
Who gave this short speech.
911
01:22:34,636 --> 01:22:39,596
- But if he's been talking for three hours.
- Short as in "brevi manu".
912
01:22:39,635 --> 01:22:42,676
- You're fine.
- What did you say? - Go on.
913
01:22:42,716 --> 01:22:47,116
Don't call me "sir" or I'll break your...
your knees! Give me that.
914
01:22:47,455 --> 01:22:49,396
Here, damn you!
915
01:22:49,436 --> 01:22:54,156
- Professors, let's continue.
- Look what he did to me!
916
01:22:54,476 --> 01:22:56,556
One, two...go!
917
01:23:04,036 --> 01:23:06,037
Up, up!
918
01:23:06,997 --> 01:23:08,996
Come on, come on!
919
01:23:17,557 --> 01:23:20,397
Bravo, you have made "bora-bora"!
920
01:23:32,277 --> 01:23:35,278
Stro...stro...assholes!
921
01:23:35,317 --> 01:23:40,198
- Irma, have you seen Paoletto? - No, I haven't.
- Professor, have you seen him?
922
01:23:40,237 --> 01:23:44,838
- Who is Paoletto? That head
of f... f... - What does he mean?
923
01:23:44,878 --> 01:23:51,278
Of dear child ... I haven't seen him.
I'm busy. Get off, get off!
924
01:24:04,158 --> 01:24:07,838
- Do you want to take over?
- I have to keep the tree.
925
01:24:07,878 --> 01:24:09,958
Did they take me for the Duce?
926
01:24:15,879 --> 01:24:20,399
Friends, I tell you
with sincerity, it was hard....
927
01:24:20,438 --> 01:24:23,758
...But I feel proud and happy.
928
01:24:23,799 --> 01:24:28,199
From today, thanks to me, in this
garden, in this city...
929
01:24:28,238 --> 01:24:30,239
...there's an extra tree.
930
01:24:32,239 --> 01:24:35,119
Mom, did you see that? It was me.
931
01:24:35,159 --> 01:24:38,999
I can't put you through,
Nicolino, he's taking the orals.
932
01:24:39,039 --> 01:24:42,079
- Morning.
- What do you want, "crustacean"? - To whom?
933
01:24:42,119 --> 01:24:46,480
Not to you, Nicolino, to a cursed
janitor who haunts me.
934
01:24:46,519 --> 01:24:51,039
- If you want, I'll have him transferred.
- No, why get him transferred?
935
01:24:51,079 --> 01:24:56,320
Salvatore is a good person.
If not, who do I vent to?
936
01:24:56,359 --> 01:25:01,400
- Do you think Angela will do well
in the exams? - Of course!
937
01:25:01,439 --> 01:25:06,000
- Then, with the arguments you have....
- If anything, mention my name.
938
01:25:06,040 --> 01:25:08,600
They wipe their asses with it. Hi.
939
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:13,080
Thank you, Mr. Principal,
for not making me transfer.
940
01:25:13,120 --> 01:25:16,840
When I become a band director
of band, who do I take it out on?
941
01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:21,600
You will play in my band
a little triangle this small.
942
01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:26,081
Every time you make a mistake, I'll say:
"Savior, you hit the wrong note!"
943
01:25:26,121 --> 01:25:30,160
Then I will spit in your eye.
You just have to obey me.
944
01:25:30,201 --> 01:25:34,080
- If I say stay, stay. If I say
to go, go. Now go. - Where?
945
01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:38,521
- Usual place. - Doing
cleaning? - To fuck off.
946
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:43,401
- Hi.
- Mr. Principal... - Go away!
947
01:25:43,441 --> 01:25:47,241
- I wanted to say.
- Go away, damn you! - But...
948
01:25:47,721 --> 01:25:53,761
D'Annunzio is the Boccaccio part
of Yung's ideal man...
949
01:25:53,801 --> 01:25:57,681
...also because, besides being
a whoremonger, he was also a fag.
950
01:25:57,721 --> 01:26:01,362
- Really? Active or passive?
- I'll tell you.
951
01:26:01,401 --> 01:26:05,281
If you prefer,
active, passive, and deponent.
952
01:26:05,322 --> 01:26:09,722
- It has a particular development.
- Yes, on two parallel fronts.
953
01:26:10,321 --> 01:26:17,802
So, Leibniz was saying....
So, Leibniz said that...
954
01:26:18,962 --> 01:26:23,282
- So do you remember what it said?
- It said.
955
01:26:23,322 --> 01:26:26,562
- "Monads don't have windows. "
- He said.
956
01:26:26,602 --> 01:26:28,602
"Nuns don't have windows."
957
01:26:29,562 --> 01:26:34,362
- Of course, they are cloistered nuns.
Go. - Dad, what the fuck are you talking about?
958
01:26:34,403 --> 01:26:38,322
- See you next year.
- I'm sorry, but I had to do it.
959
01:26:38,363 --> 01:26:40,882
For goodness sake, if it takes it takes it.
960
01:26:42,402 --> 01:26:46,402
I'm sorry, but I wanted to.
I'll break your feet at home.
961
01:26:49,723 --> 01:26:55,763
- So? - They screwed me too.
- Thank God, I thought you were cheating on us!
962
01:26:58,043 --> 01:27:00,923
Do you feel prepared, young lady?
963
01:27:01,603 --> 01:27:06,883
- Not too much. - She's my granddaughter.
- Let's talk a little history?
964
01:27:06,924 --> 01:27:12,124
- Whatever. - We ask you
something very simple.
965
01:27:12,404 --> 01:27:15,804
Let's talk about the figure of Napoleon.
966
01:27:17,484 --> 01:27:22,323
- What was Napoleon like?
- He was mean and stubborn.
967
01:27:23,163 --> 01:27:27,684
- He had two big green eyes,
he was handsome and very tall. - Excuse me?
968
01:27:27,724 --> 01:27:34,084
It refers to the photos we have
seen of Napoleon as a child.
969
01:27:34,124 --> 01:27:39,124
It was super tall and slender,
then over time it got shorter.
970
01:27:39,165 --> 01:27:43,364
In Corsica he trotted. Twice
in the dust, then in the earth...
971
01:27:43,405 --> 01:27:46,484
- That's a cute one!
- Yes, it's good.
972
01:27:46,524 --> 01:27:50,764
- Miss, what do you know about philosophy?
- That I think, therefore I exist.
973
01:27:50,805 --> 01:27:56,525
Thinking is not enough,
you also have to think and want.
974
01:27:56,565 --> 01:28:00,805
- You have to plan for the future.
- Have you planned yours?
975
01:28:00,845 --> 01:28:03,285
Miss, I'll ask the questions.
976
01:28:03,324 --> 01:28:07,925
Does it proceed or does it withdraw? In that case
see you next year.
977
01:28:07,965 --> 01:28:12,245
- It will be difficult, because I'm already
two months pregnant. - Huh?!
978
01:28:12,285 --> 01:28:14,805
Professor!
979
01:28:14,845 --> 01:28:19,486
- You mean that time,
at the sea... - Yes, Dad.
980
01:28:21,126 --> 01:28:25,086
Tombola, quaterna and cinquina.
Now that's some serious shit.
981
01:28:25,125 --> 01:28:30,566
Mr. Principal, this gives me the
cue to make the new march....
982
01:28:32,606 --> 01:28:36,245
Damn you, walk! Sorry.
See if you like this one.
983
01:28:40,286 --> 01:28:44,406
Go, damn you! He's a wretch
who wants to run the band.
984
01:28:46,106 --> 01:28:48,006
Get out!
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