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so
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okay tiger you've made the threshold
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okay tiger you've made the threshold
thing i think you better put me down
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thing i think you better put me down
before you break your back and i'm not
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before you break your back and i'm not
going to spend my wedding night sitting
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going to spend my wedding night sitting
up with you in a fracture ward
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up with you in a fracture ward
not just yet my mouth not until i
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not just yet my mouth not until i
delivered you to this couch of
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delivered you to this couch of
yonder
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you see if i put you down sooner you
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you see if i put you down sooner you
might have made good your escape
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might have made good your escape
not a chance do you think after all the
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not a chance do you think after all the
work i put into catching you i'd let you
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work i put into catching you i'd let you
go now
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go now
well i thought i did all the chasing
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you know better than that
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you know better than that
i know i've got to be the happiest girl
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i know i've got to be the happiest girl
in the world
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in the world
you should be i just made an honest
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you should be i just made an honest
woman out of you
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woman out of you
that's not very nice to say even if it
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that's not very nice to say even if it
is true
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but like they say in the movies i'm
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but like they say in the movies i'm
gonna slip into something more
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gonna slip into something more
comfortable
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comfortable
okay honey while you do i think i'll
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okay honey while you do i think i'll
find some of that bubbly that i hear
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find some of that bubbly that i hear
from all the well-wishers
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from all the well-wishers
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so
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if you need anything just whistle you do
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if you need anything just whistle you do
know how to whistle don't you
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know how to whistle don't you
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just how long do you think a man can
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just how long do you think a man can
stand to see you walking around an
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stand to see you walking around an
outfit like that
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outfit like that
well not long i hope why do you think i
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well not long i hope why do you think i
put it on
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this is ridiculous i mean we do have a
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this is ridiculous i mean we do have a
marriage license don't we
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marriage license don't we
i think it's time that i got into
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i think it's time that i got into
something more comfortable
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something more comfortable
and i couldn't agree more
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you stop staring at me for pete's sake i
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you stop staring at me for pete's sake i
feel like i should be in a
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feel like i should be in a
laboratory jar or something but i like
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laboratory jar or something but i like
to look at you
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to look at you
i think
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and i think you are evil minded
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and i think you are evil minded
and immoral you told me you made an
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and immoral you told me you made an
honest woman of me
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honest woman of me
i guess i did wanton as you may be i
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i guess i did wanton as you may be i
suppose i've stuck with you
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suppose i've stuck with you
lucky you
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well it's nice to know if you do too
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well it's nice to know if you do too
much talking i do have a way to shut you
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much talking i do have a way to shut you
up
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up
oh very funny you turned me to jelly and
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oh very funny you turned me to jelly and
then become a comedian
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then become a comedian
hey what's going on what's the matter
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hey what's going on what's the matter
with you guys it's
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with you guys it's
fun it's fun but this is our wedding
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fun it's fun but this is our wedding
night no gregory you got to come up for
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night no gregory you got to come up for
air sometime
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air sometime
hey you're quite a guy man but you got
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hey you're quite a guy man but you got
to come up for a breather here and there
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to come up for a breather here and there
between rounds
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what's going on how come you guys know
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what's going on how come you guys know
how come your timing is so perfect
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how come your timing is so perfect
we just made a little recording of the
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we just made a little recording of the
festivities greg oh boy i thought you
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festivities greg oh boy i thought you
might like it in your old age
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here honey so you won't be upset here's
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here honey so you won't be upset here's
a recording of it and you'll be able to
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a recording of it and you'll be able to
enjoy it in the years to come
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enjoy it in the years to come
i guess we're stuck with them baby
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i guess we're stuck with them baby
neither of us are in a position to get
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neither of us are in a position to get
up and throw them out
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i guess so let's have a party
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give
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oh i don't know phyllis i knew i'd be
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oh i don't know phyllis i knew i'd be
happy with greg
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happy with greg
but that first year was just beyond my
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but that first year was just beyond my
wildest dreams i know
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wildest dreams i know
remember we've been like this since the
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remember we've been like this since the
year one
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year one
when you two got married everybody was
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when you two got married everybody was
so happy for you
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so happy for you
we all knew you had something great
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we all knew you had something great
going
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that's about the time mine went to worms
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remember
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remember
you just can't figure it you put one
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you just can't figure it you put one
together for a while and it works
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together for a while and it works
at least it seems to you just never
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at least it seems to you just never
really know
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really know
i know when greg and i first got married
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i know when greg and i first got married
he seemed to settle down a bit
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he seemed to settle down a bit
then he got his big promotion with the
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then he got his big promotion with the
company and i guess like all bachelors
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company and i guess like all bachelors
who finally do take the plunge
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who finally do take the plunge
he was maturing to his new
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he was maturing to his new
responsibilities
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responsibilities
i didn't mind the long hours or even the
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i didn't mind the long hours or even the
occasional business trips he had to make
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occasional business trips he had to make
he was happy and i was happy for his
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he was happy and i was happy for his
success
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i was also thinking about that little
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i was also thinking about that little
vacation we've been planning
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vacation we've been planning
the trip started off beautifully then
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the trip started off beautifully then
greg got careless
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greg got careless
fortunately the ticket he got was a good
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fortunately the ticket he got was a good
warning and he was careful from then on
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warning and he was careful from then on
it was really going to be a belated
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it was really going to be a belated
honeymoon
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honeymoon
we just never seem to have been able to
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we just never seem to have been able to
get away for more than
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get away for more than
a weekend since we married and then i
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a weekend since we married and then i
was looking forward to the trip up the
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was looking forward to the trip up the
california coast
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california coast
i've never seen any of those famous
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i've never seen any of those famous
places like big sur
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places like big sur
carmel or monterey
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i just couldn't believe how beautiful it
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i just couldn't believe how beautiful it
was
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was
and with just greg and i to enjoy it
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has its share of losing
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when you deal yourself
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when you deal yourself
a winning hand
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a winning hand
it's your game
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and if you
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the realize of giving
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the realize of giving
you smile again
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knowing you won't dread
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knowing you won't dread
tomorrow
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tomorrow
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don't forsake what's your own
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happiness keep saying
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we spent hours just walking the quaint
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we spent hours just walking the quaint
streets and
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streets and
buying all those silly little things
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buying all those silly little things
that mean so much in later life
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that mean so much in later life
we stayed at a lovely little hotel
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we stayed at a lovely little hotel
it seemed so private sometimes that we
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it seemed so private sometimes that we
felt we were in our own
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felt we were in our own
little castle
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and yet at those times when it was nice
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and yet at those times when it was nice
to have a drink and
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to have a drink and
talk with other people there was always
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talk with other people there was always
someone around to that too
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someone around to that too
when we met natalie and george i guess i
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when we met natalie and george i guess i
should have suspected something
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should have suspected something
but the plain truth of the matter is
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but the plain truth of the matter is
that i was so in love with greg that i
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that i was so in love with greg that i
couldn't see anything else
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couldn't see anything else
oh dum-dum he would probably get stoned
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oh dum-dum he would probably get stoned
and want to fall into bed at 12 o'clock
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and want to fall into bed at 12 o'clock
he's great fun to take along on a
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he's great fun to take along on a
vacation
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vacation
i tried to get kerry grant as a
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i tried to get kerry grant as a
replacement but he had too many prior
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replacement but he had too many prior
commitments
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commitments
i'd be happy just with someone who
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i'd be happy just with someone who
didn't turn into a pumpkin at midnight
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didn't turn into a pumpkin at midnight
well he doesn't i can vouch for that
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well he doesn't i can vouch for that
what is this
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what is this
i sound like i'm on the auction block or
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i sound like i'm on the auction block or
something anybody want to check my team
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well come on you party poops let's have
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well come on you party poops let's have
another round of drinks
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another round of drinks
and maybe we'll find some inspiration
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and maybe we'll find some inspiration
way to eat
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way to eat
and you really need inspiration around
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and you really need inspiration around
here i've never
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here i've never
seen so many great restaurants
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seen so many great restaurants
and have i've been taking advantage of
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and have i've been taking advantage of
it i'm going to be afraid to get on the
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it i'm going to be afraid to get on the
scales by the time we get home
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scales by the time we get home
yes we have to be careful of that
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yes we have to be careful of that
darling for those of us who can eat all
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darling for those of us who can eat all
they want and never
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they want and never
gain an ounce
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holy mackerel you're always telling me
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holy mackerel you're always telling me
that i drink too much and then you do
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that i drink too much and then you do
this to me
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this to me
where'd you learn how to make drinks at
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where'd you learn how to make drinks at
a boilermakers convention sorry about
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a boilermakers convention sorry about
that darling
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that darling
i thought for a moment you could hang in
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i thought for a moment you could hang in
there with the big kids
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there with the big kids
here it is julio's i forgot about it
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here it is julio's i forgot about it
until i saw it
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until i saw it
do you remember a friend was telling us
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do you remember a friend was telling us
how great the food was there
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how great the food was there
can we go there to eat tonight please
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can we go there to eat tonight please
sure baby
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sure baby
why not sounds great
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why not sounds great
come on let's drink up
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come on let's drink up
i can't remember when or if i've ever
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i can't remember when or if i've ever
had a better dinner
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had a better dinner
thank you though my pleasure yes sir
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thank you though my pleasure yes sir
a meal like that always makes me think
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a meal like that always makes me think
what a brilliant guy the man was that
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what a brilliant guy the man was that
invented the siesta
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invented the siesta
see what i mean seen your crash and burn
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see what i mean seen your crash and burn
gotcha i actually was just about to ask
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gotcha i actually was just about to ask
marsha if i could have the honor of the
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marsha if i could have the honor of the
next dance
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next dance
how about it marsha should we show this
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how about it marsha should we show this
bunch of old fogies what the younger
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bunch of old fogies what the younger
generation can do
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generation can do
right george we'll show him what about
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right george we'll show him what about
you nat i mean we can't let a challenge
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you nat i mean we can't let a challenge
like that go unanswered now can we
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like that go unanswered now can we
no thanks i'd like to pass i just cut my
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no thanks i'd like to pass i just cut my
foot on the beach and my shoes are
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foot on the beach and my shoes are
rubbing on the sore spot
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rubbing on the sore spot
okay listen i'm gonna sit up with a sick
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okay listen i'm gonna sit up with a sick
friend you guys go on and enjoy yourself
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friend you guys go on and enjoy yourself
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i didn't know about your foot i'm sorry
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i didn't know about your foot i'm sorry
how did it happen
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it hasn't yet what
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it hasn't yet what
oh it's just that i like to take nice
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oh it's just that i like to take nice
long late walks on the beach
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long late walks on the beach
a person does cut their foot sometimes
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a person does cut their foot sometimes
on a piece of shell or stones
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besides i think a man should always have
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besides i think a man should always have
his excuses made in advance don't you
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his excuses made in advance don't you
i sure do how about you greg don't you
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i sure do how about you greg don't you
like to take
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like to take
nice long leg walks especially on the
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nice long leg walks especially on the
beach
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beach
how about tonight 1 30. i'd love to hey
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how about tonight 1 30. i'd love to hey
but wait a minute it's a big ocean
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but wait a minute it's a big ocean
i mean an awful lot of beaches out there
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i mean an awful lot of beaches out there
i know but at the end of the street our
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i know but at the end of the street our
motels on there's a big tree
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motels on there's a big tree
and a little path that runs down to the
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and a little path that runs down to the
beach
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beach
very small beach very nice at 1 30 or
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very small beach very nice at 1 30 or
thereabouts
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thereabouts
it's a deal
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well how about that dance what about
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well how about that dance what about
your foot i just kicked my shoes off
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your foot i just kicked my shoes off
besides dum-dums forgotten about it by
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besides dum-dums forgotten about it by
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now
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now
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what's the matter darling oh nothing
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what's the matter darling oh nothing
baby
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baby
my mouth's just a little dry i think it
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my mouth's just a little dry i think it
must have been a salad dressing
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why don't you go back to sleep baby
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why don't you go back to sleep baby
you've had some long days and some very
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you've had some long days and some very
hard nights
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hard nights
i can't have you getting sick good night
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we just talked about walking you didn't
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we just talked about walking you didn't
talk about this kind of stuff
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talk about this kind of stuff
you know exactly what kind of stuff we
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you know exactly what kind of stuff we
came here for
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came here for
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uh
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um
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um
greg is that you what are you doing
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greg is that you what are you doing
i think honey go back to sleep
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i think honey go back to sleep
what are you doing you forgot your
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what are you doing you forgot your
clothes on uh yeah
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clothes on uh yeah
i was dressed a little while i just went
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i was dressed a little while i just went
out for a little walk that's all
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out for a little walk that's all
oh wow this time of the morning
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oh wow this time of the morning
i had indigestion i got it from that
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i had indigestion i got it from that
gourmet dinner we ate tonight you know
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gourmet dinner we ate tonight you know
and uh i was tossing and turning and
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and uh i was tossing and turning and
everything i just didn't want to bother
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everything i just didn't want to bother
you
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you
oh come on in bed sweetie if i
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oh come on in bed sweetie if i
wake up while you were going i'd have
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wake up while you were going i'd have
been bothered okay baby
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been bothered okay baby
i just wanna i just want to take a quick
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i just wanna i just want to take a quick
shower a shower this time of the morning
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this is gonna sound stupid i know but it
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this is gonna sound stupid i know but it
was such a beautiful night and i was
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was such a beautiful night and i was
walking down by the beach and it was
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walking down by the beach and it was
warm and everything
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warm and everything
i was just kidding oh you're gonna be
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i was just kidding oh you're gonna be
some dirt nuts
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some dirt nuts
skinny dipping at three o'clock in the
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skinny dipping at three o'clock in the
morning you didn't even take me with you
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morning you didn't even take me with you
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you know when you're young and in love
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you know when you're young and in love
you're blind to anything that could
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you're blind to anything that could
possibly burst the bubble
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possibly burst the bubble
must be another gypsy saying at least if
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must be another gypsy saying at least if
i ever find a knowledge if they'll have
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i ever find a knowledge if they'll have
to ask him about it
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but in those early days of our marriage
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but in those early days of our marriage
i never dreamed of doubting anything
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i never dreamed of doubting anything
greg said
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greg said
besides i was happy with my little
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besides i was happy with my little
secret
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honey i'm home stay right by the door
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honey i'm home stay right by the door
greg i have a surprise for you
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hey this is more like it who are we
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hey this is more like it who are we
having for dinner
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having for dinner
jackie and airy nothing that glamorous
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jackie and airy nothing that glamorous
i thought i'd just like to enjoy a last
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i thought i'd just like to enjoy a last
supper
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supper
what do you mean last supper well it's
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what do you mean last supper well it's
going to be the last second for a while
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going to be the last second for a while
because i'm going to stop worrying about
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because i'm going to stop worrying about
counting calories
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counting calories
i'm in a little weight because from now
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i'm in a little weight because from now
on
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on
ain't gonna be able to stop it you're
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ain't gonna be able to stop it you're
gonna be able to stop it
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you gotta be kidding i mean it's not a
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you gotta be kidding i mean it's not a
false alarm or anything is it did you
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false alarm or anything is it did you
get
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get
how do you know but you you know what i
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how do you know but you you know what i
need darling i can't have the rabbits in
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need darling i can't have the rabbits in
southern california
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southern california
i'm gonna gain weight and you're gonna
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i'm gonna gain weight and you're gonna
be a daddy let's have a drink why don't
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be a daddy let's have a drink why don't
you touch that drink don't you lift
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you touch that drink don't you lift
anything that's gonna hurt that little
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anything that's gonna hurt that little
baby boy you take care of yourself put
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baby boy you take care of yourself put
that out of the way
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that out of the way
you're just gonna make sweet little fat
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you're just gonna make sweet little fat
babies big greg
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babies big greg
i'll take care of everything honey sit
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i'll take care of everything honey sit
back i think those months while we
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back i think those months while we
waited for the baby were the happiest in
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waited for the baby were the happiest in
my entire life
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my entire life
greg just couldn't seem to do enough for
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greg just couldn't seem to do enough for
me
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me
i thought at the time junior greg might
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i thought at the time junior greg might
become upset with our reduced sexual
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become upset with our reduced sexual
activity
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activity
being as he is a man of such strong
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being as he is a man of such strong
physical needs
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physical needs
he took the whole thing with complete
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he took the whole thing with complete
common understanding
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common understanding
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i've been timing them i think we better
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i've been timing them i think we better
be going
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what do you mean you've been timing them
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what do you mean you've been timing them
how long have they been going on
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how long have they been going on
since early this evening since early
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since early this evening since early
this evening
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this evening
well come on you dangling we've got to
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well come on you dangling we've got to
get started
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get started
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that's exactly what i'm not going to be
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that's exactly what i'm not going to be
into dingling
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into dingling
dashing talk to the hospital the first
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dashing talk to the hospital the first
sign of a gas pain
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sign of a gas pain
we've got plenty of time plenty of time
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we've got plenty of time plenty of time
she says i could see my son being born
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she says i could see my son being born
in the front seat of a police car
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in the front seat of a police car
officer muldoon officiated
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our son that you're so convinced we're
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our son that you're so convinced we're
gonna have
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gonna have
on sony's way we got plenty of time
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on sony's way we got plenty of time
my case
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my case
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so
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what do you mean the drivers are on
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what do you mean the drivers are on
strike i can't help that i want some
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strike i can't help that i want some
diapers and you're my diaper service
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diapers and you're my diaper service
do you have that racket in the
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do you have that racket in the
background i've got a sick baby here
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background i've got a sick baby here
we're both screaming for diapers
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i don't care just get some diapers over
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i don't care just get some diapers over
here
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here
hello baby how's the monster
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hello baby how's the monster
can't you tell by just listening don't
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can't you tell by just listening don't
worry about that
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worry about that
a crying baby's just a healthy baby
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a crying baby's just a healthy baby
listen why don't we have us a couple of
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listen why don't we have us a couple of
martinis sit down and relax and i'm sure
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martinis sit down and relax and i'm sure
the whole world will look a lot better
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the whole world will look a lot better
oh great there's nothing in the house to
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oh great there's nothing in the house to
drink i didn't get a chance to get to
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drink i didn't get a chance to get to
the market today
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the market today
oh what a day you know the damn diaper
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oh what a day you know the damn diaper
service is on strike and little greg's
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service is on strike and little greg's
been burping up everything he ate today
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been burping up everything he ate today
can we just send out for a pizza or
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can we just send out for a pizza or
something just wait
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something just wait
one minute you've been here all day with
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one minute you've been here all day with
a baby that has a little cold
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a baby that has a little cold
and you tell me you can't even send out
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and you tell me you can't even send out
to the liquor store to get some gin
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to the liquor store to get some gin
suppose i ran my office like that one
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suppose i ran my office like that one
secretary gets the flu as the whole
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secretary gets the flu as the whole
place collapses right
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place collapses right
greg i'm too bushed to argue with you
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greg i'm too bushed to argue with you
the baby's been sick all day and i had
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the baby's been sick all day and i had
to stay home with him
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to stay home with him
oh big deal one woman one child
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oh big deal one woman one child
suppose you had you were a broodmare
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suppose you had you were a broodmare
with 10 kids and you didn't have any
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with 10 kids and you didn't have any
modern conveniences
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modern conveniences
what happens then if one of them gets
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what happens then if one of them gets
sick the other nine star today
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sick the other nine star today
if they were as selfish as you they
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if they were as selfish as you they
should hell would
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oh greg let's don't fight i know the
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oh greg let's don't fight i know the
house is a mess and i'm a mess
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house is a mess and i'm a mess
i'm trying to do the right things just
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i'm trying to do the right things just
understand
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understand
i'm sorry baby
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i guess i'm a little strung out myself i
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i guess i'm a little strung out myself i
had a pretty rough week
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you know i suppose you know greg comes
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you know i suppose you know greg comes
home he just wants a little of that
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home he just wants a little of that
tender loving care that you've been
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tender loving care that you've been
giving to little greg all day long
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giving to little greg all day long
well it's my pleasure big greg
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well it's my pleasure big greg
one good thing about this you can't
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one good thing about this you can't
complain about me messing your hair up
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complain about me messing your hair up
oh very funny
450
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listen little greg stopped scatter
451
00:25:02,799 --> 00:25:04,559
listen little greg stopped scatter
walling
452
00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:06,480
walling
i guess he realizes the old master's
453
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,799
i guess he realizes the old master's
home in his rightful place
454
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:12,720
home in his rightful place
hmm maybe he thinks we're gonna make him
455
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,279
hmm maybe he thinks we're gonna make him
a little baby sister
456
00:25:15,279 --> 00:25:17,120
a little baby sister
well as i always say honey anything his
457
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:20,240
well as i always say honey anything his
little heart desires
458
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,440
you see you're a mommy and you're still
459
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,919
you see you're a mommy and you're still
portable
460
00:25:26,799 --> 00:25:29,690
shut up while you're still ahead
461
00:25:29,690 --> 00:25:35,299
shut up while you're still ahead
[Music]
462
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,400
ruth uh give me harp dixon over in sales
463
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,840
ruth uh give me harp dixon over in sales
okay honey bring me back
464
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,260
[Music]
465
00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:58,320
hello harp yeah greg
466
00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,679
hello harp yeah greg
listen i just called to see if you could
467
00:25:59,679 --> 00:26:01,360
listen i just called to see if you could
use that new girl i sent over to fill
468
00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,679
use that new girl i sent over to fill
that in personnel
469
00:26:03,679 --> 00:26:05,279
that in personnel
great i thought she might fit into your
470
00:26:05,279 --> 00:26:06,880
great i thought she might fit into your
operation quite well
471
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:10,080
operation quite well
uh when did she start you've already
472
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,400
uh when did she start you've already
put her to work hey you don't mess
473
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,240
put her to work hey you don't mess
around do you pound
474
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,039
around do you pound
uh harvey speaking of messing around
475
00:26:17,039 --> 00:26:17,919
uh harvey speaking of messing around
hands off
476
00:26:17,919 --> 00:26:21,200
hands off
okay buddy right i don't mess with ruth
477
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,720
okay buddy right i don't mess with ruth
and you don't mess with my new friend
478
00:26:22,720 --> 00:26:24,080
and you don't mess with my new friend
that's right
479
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,720
that's right
too good a deal to blow yeah okay i'll
480
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,560
too good a deal to blow yeah okay i'll
see you later
481
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:35,660
see you later
[Music]
482
00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,000
bye-bye
483
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,559
bye-bye
yes honey oh i'm sorry i didn't bring my
484
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,080
yes honey oh i'm sorry i didn't bring my
watch with me today and i didn't realize
485
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:43,520
watch with me today and i didn't realize
it was so late
486
00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,200
it was so late
okay you go on home have a nice evening
487
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,919
okay you go on home have a nice evening
i'll see you tomorrow
488
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,840
bye
489
00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,159
hello yes this is craig banister
490
00:27:00,159 --> 00:27:03,279
hello yes this is craig banister
oh yes i understand you passed our
491
00:27:03,279 --> 00:27:06,480
oh yes i understand you passed our
practically impassable personnel test
492
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,799
practically impassable personnel test
yeah well listen when you finish why
493
00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:10,320
yeah well listen when you finish why
don't you stop by here and we'll see if
494
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,000
don't you stop by here and we'll see if
we can figure out some appropriate means
495
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,240
we can figure out some appropriate means
and celebration
496
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:18,559
and celebration
oh you're right outside my office door
497
00:27:18,559 --> 00:27:20,000
oh you're right outside my office door
i see they already taught you how to use
498
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,640
i see they already taught you how to use
the intercom phone system here
499
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,559
the intercom phone system here
yeah right i think i just might live to
500
00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:29,200
yeah right i think i just might live to
regret this
501
00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:33,039
my goodness sweetheart you certainly do
502
00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:35,039
my goodness sweetheart you certainly do
seem to swing some weight around here
503
00:27:35,039 --> 00:27:36,480
seem to swing some weight around here
well when you called and said you had to
504
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,399
well when you called and said you had to
have a job desperately
505
00:27:38,399 --> 00:27:40,240
have a job desperately
i had to come to the aid of a damsel in
506
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,520
i had to come to the aid of a damsel in
stress
507
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:44,000
stress
oh you have no idea how difficult it is
508
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,679
oh you have no idea how difficult it is
for a little old divorced girl to get a
509
00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:46,840
for a little old divorced girl to get a
job
510
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:50,080
job
divorced why yes
511
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:51,600
divorced why yes
well i guess i forgot to mention it when
512
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:55,360
well i guess i forgot to mention it when
i called yeah i finally dumped creepo
513
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:59,120
i called yeah i finally dumped creepo
he was getting to be more like stan
514
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,399
there see how defensive we get i didn't
515
00:28:02,399 --> 00:28:04,960
there see how defensive we get i didn't
even want to tell you i was divorced
516
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,559
even want to tell you i was divorced
oh well that's enough of me and my
517
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,039
oh well that's enough of me and my
problems how's your lovely wife
518
00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:12,080
problems how's your lovely wife
don't tell me let me guess right at this
519
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,399
don't tell me let me guess right at this
moment she's chilling the martinis
520
00:28:14,399 --> 00:28:17,279
moment she's chilling the martinis
slipping into something very sexy a
521
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,039
slipping into something very sexy a
table set with candles in the best
522
00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:19,919
table set with candles in the best
silver
523
00:28:19,919 --> 00:28:22,320
silver
all ready for the very nice supper she's
524
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,039
all ready for the very nice supper she's
prepared for you
525
00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:26,559
prepared for you
i think that's about right in almost
526
00:28:26,559 --> 00:28:28,320
i think that's about right in almost
every detail
527
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,399
every detail
i can see her right now cleaning
528
00:28:30,399 --> 00:28:32,320
i can see her right now cleaning
whichever end of the baby is at present
529
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:33,679
whichever end of the baby is at present
malfunctioning
530
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:35,679
malfunctioning
hair still in rollers of course and
531
00:28:35,679 --> 00:28:38,240
hair still in rollers of course and
still in her bathrobe
532
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,559
still in her bathrobe
contemplating what fantastic gourmet
533
00:28:40,559 --> 00:28:41,279
contemplating what fantastic gourmet
delight
534
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:43,360
delight
she's going to select for her enchanted
535
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,320
she's going to select for her enchanted
husband
536
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:46,880
husband
from her vast assortment of frozen tv
537
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:47,840
from her vast assortment of frozen tv
dinners
538
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,720
dinners
oh my the horrible realization that
539
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,000
oh my the horrible realization that
lotus land is air force
540
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000
lotus land is air force
oh well how about that little
541
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,720
oh well how about that little
celebration you mentioned right
542
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,600
celebration you mentioned right
listen i know a place very quiet very
543
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:02,559
listen i know a place very quiet very
cozy
544
00:29:02,559 --> 00:29:05,919
cozy
just a block away not a chance love
545
00:29:05,919 --> 00:29:09,279
just a block away not a chance love
we go to my place where i shall serve
546
00:29:09,279 --> 00:29:09,600
we go to my place where i shall serve
you
547
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,279
you
such delights that no amount of
548
00:29:11,279 --> 00:29:13,360
such delights that no amount of
scientific ingenuity has ever been able
549
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,799
scientific ingenuity has ever been able
to freeze or package
550
00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:17,279
to freeze or package
now that's a beautiful idea but first i
551
00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:27,840
now that's a beautiful idea but first i
must make a very important business call
552
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:31,520
hello honey yes uh-huh
553
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,039
hello honey yes uh-huh
how's the baby that's fine listen honey
554
00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,799
how's the baby that's fine listen honey
mike hargrave from over in the legal
555
00:29:36,799 --> 00:29:38,240
mike hargrave from over in the legal
department just dropped by with all the
556
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,000
department just dropped by with all the
papers from the aristotle account
557
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,399
papers from the aristotle account
and yeah well it's fine but except the
558
00:29:42,399 --> 00:29:44,480
and yeah well it's fine but except the
uh the new costs don't reflect the price
559
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,840
uh the new costs don't reflect the price
schedule
560
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,960
schedule
yeah it's going to take three or four
561
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,039
yeah it's going to take three or four
hours to straighten that mess out
562
00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:51,520
hours to straighten that mess out
oh no i don't think i'll be late but
563
00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:53,120
oh no i don't think i'll be late but
listen baby if i am now don't wait up
564
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:54,640
listen baby if i am now don't wait up
for me
565
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:56,240
for me
yeah when i get home i'm going to give
566
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:00,240
yeah when i get home i'm going to give
you a real nice big sweet juicy kiss
567
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:02,720
you a real nice big sweet juicy kiss
bye bye
568
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:08,000
talk about a pro
569
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,159
talk about a pro
oh baby i'd hate to have you two timing
570
00:30:10,159 --> 00:30:12,559
oh baby i'd hate to have you two timing
on me
571
00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:17,490
what you doing there
572
00:30:17,490 --> 00:30:19,600
what you doing there
[Music]
573
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,320
[Music]
you gonna call daddy you're gonna grow
574
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,520
you gonna call daddy you're gonna grow
daddy on your telephone
575
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:28,960
daddy on your telephone
[Music]
576
00:30:29,279 --> 00:30:32,720
daddy daddy come home
577
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:34,159
daddy daddy come home
when the baby first came i was
578
00:30:34,159 --> 00:30:36,000
when the baby first came i was
definitely happy i knew
579
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,559
definitely happy i knew
greg was a little upset at times because
580
00:30:38,559 --> 00:30:40,320
greg was a little upset at times because
i couldn't seem to run the house like an
581
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,520
i couldn't seem to run the house like an
efficient office
582
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,320
efficient office
but i was learning i also knew that if
583
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:46,640
but i was learning i also knew that if
greg ever resented all the attention
584
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,279
greg ever resented all the attention
and fussing that little greg needed he'd
585
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:50,000
and fussing that little greg needed he'd
get over that
586
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,399
get over that
too as soon as he was able to throw a
587
00:30:52,399 --> 00:30:53,039
too as soon as he was able to throw a
football
588
00:30:53,039 --> 00:30:55,039
football
or whatever fathers want their year old
589
00:30:55,039 --> 00:30:56,559
or whatever fathers want their year old
sons to do
590
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:58,240
sons to do
and as much as i missed him when he had
591
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,720
and as much as i missed him when he had
to work evenings or go off on business
592
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,600
to work evenings or go off on business
trips
593
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:03,279
trips
i knew he was doing it all for a little
594
00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:05,840
i knew he was doing it all for a little
greg and i
595
00:31:06,399 --> 00:31:08,640
you know natalie when i first met you i
596
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,799
you know natalie when i first met you i
said to myself
597
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:12,960
said to myself
now there goes the greatest girl in the
598
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:13,919
now there goes the greatest girl in the
world
599
00:31:13,919 --> 00:31:16,960
world
for late night walks on the beach
600
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,080
for late night walks on the beach
i'm gonna have to amend that you are
601
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:20,960
i'm gonna have to amend that you are
undoubtedly
602
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:24,480
undoubtedly
also the world's greatest remain cook
603
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,960
also the world's greatest remain cook
well i'm glad you appreciate me love it
604
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,159
well i'm glad you appreciate me love it
because you ought to see what i'm
605
00:31:28,159 --> 00:31:30,960
because you ought to see what i'm
cooking up for you
606
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:34,600
i can next wait tell me
607
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,159
i can next wait tell me
[Music]
608
00:31:36,159 --> 00:31:47,840
[Music]
it's not tell it's show time
609
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,840
uh
610
00:32:07,070 --> 00:32:10,480
[Music]
611
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,320
[Music]
well i guess i'm gonna be a widow again
612
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,559
well i guess i'm gonna be a widow again
for a few days
613
00:32:14,559 --> 00:32:16,000
for a few days
you know little greg and i are getting
614
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,600
you know little greg and i are getting
pretty good at holding down the fort
615
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,159
honey what time does your plane leave
616
00:32:24,159 --> 00:32:25,200
honey what time does your plane leave
what time do we have to be at the
617
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,440
what time do we have to be at the
airport
618
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,240
airport
uh i'm glad you're asked baby i i i
619
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,279
uh i'm glad you're asked baby i i i
think i'm going to take that little
620
00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:33,039
think i'm going to take that little
feeder line that goes from van ness over
621
00:32:33,039 --> 00:32:35,440
feeder line that goes from van ness over
to international
622
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,960
to international
list i'll just drive a you know get a
623
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,480
list i'll just drive a you know get a
cab in the morning you sleep in
624
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:41,279
cab in the morning you sleep in
okay baby i understand you have to get
625
00:32:41,279 --> 00:32:42,799
okay baby i understand you have to get
greg ready with all the diapers and
626
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:44,000
greg ready with all the diapers and
everything
627
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,640
everything
oh bless your heart baby you know that
628
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,320
oh bless your heart baby you know that
trip to the airport especially with a
629
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,240
trip to the airport especially with a
baby it's just not my idea of how to
630
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,200
baby it's just not my idea of how to
start a day off
631
00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,640
you know i'm trying to think in some way
632
00:32:56,640 --> 00:33:00,559
you know i'm trying to think in some way
i didn't thank you for being so thankful
633
00:33:03,279 --> 00:33:11,430
let's go to bed
634
00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:17,989
let's go to bed
[Music]
635
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,000
what are you doing in that big boy
636
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,559
what are you doing in that big boy
getting up your nerve putting all my
637
00:33:38,559 --> 00:33:41,120
getting up your nerve putting all my
pajamas
638
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,840
pajamas
639
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:56,399
hey what kind of good night is that for
640
00:33:56,399 --> 00:33:59,760
hey what kind of good night is that for
my husband who's going away for a week
641
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,279
my husband who's going away for a week
not for a week honey just for three days
642
00:34:03,279 --> 00:34:06,000
not for a week honey just for three days
well it's gonna seem like a week i could
643
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,120
well it's gonna seem like a week i could
have told you it wouldn't do you any
644
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:10,000
have told you it wouldn't do you any
good to put these on
645
00:34:15,839 --> 00:34:18,879
marsha baby i really do love you but i'm
646
00:34:18,879 --> 00:34:20,320
marsha baby i really do love you but i'm
just so bushed
647
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,240
just so bushed
my mind is churning with everything i
648
00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:24,399
my mind is churning with everything i
have to remember for tomorrow and
649
00:34:24,399 --> 00:34:28,079
have to remember for tomorrow and
i just can't keep it on anything else
650
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:35,599
not tonight honey i'm too tired
651
00:34:35,599 --> 00:34:49,839
not tonight honey i'm too tired
that's my line
652
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,960
honey your calves here listen i'm not
653
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,240
honey your calves here listen i'm not
going to go down with you i look upright
654
00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,720
going to go down with you i look upright
you have a nice trip and call me tonight
655
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,720
you have a nice trip and call me tonight
let me know you got this safe
656
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:05,440
let me know you got this safe
okay okay honey i'll do all those things
657
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:06,880
okay okay honey i'll do all those things
i always do don't i
658
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,200
i always do don't i
well usually but i don't know about that
659
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,079
well usually but i don't know about that
behavior part
660
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,400
my chariot driver grows restless
661
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:31,839
my chariot driver grows restless
i'll call you every night
662
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:45,839
oh wow
663
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,839
i'm going to have to go to the airport
664
00:35:47,839 --> 00:35:58,420
i'm going to have to go to the airport
after all
665
00:35:58,420 --> 00:36:05,210
after all
[Music]
666
00:36:08,350 --> 00:36:36,769
[Music]
667
00:36:38,839 --> 00:36:41,839
me
668
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:49,489
[Music]
669
00:36:52,839 --> 00:36:55,839
um
670
00:36:59,119 --> 00:37:02,160
when the hurt wore off it was replaced
671
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,760
when the hurt wore off it was replaced
by anger
672
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,720
by anger
angry greg for abusing all the love and
673
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,880
angry greg for abusing all the love and
confidence i showered on him
674
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:10,560
confidence i showered on him
and anger at myself for being so
675
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:12,720
and anger at myself for being so
stupidly in love with him
676
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,800
stupidly in love with him
i couldn't see what a two-timing hill he
677
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,800
i couldn't see what a two-timing hill he
was
678
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:20,320
was
then my next emotion was revenge
679
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,040
then my next emotion was revenge
just for an opportunity for me to
680
00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:26,560
just for an opportunity for me to
degrade our marriage the way he had done
681
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,640
degrade our marriage the way he had done
and i didn't waste any time getting
682
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,320
and i didn't waste any time getting
started
683
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,400
started
my social life with my girlfriends took
684
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,079
my social life with my girlfriends took
a giant leap forward
685
00:37:34,079 --> 00:37:35,760
a giant leap forward
whenever greg was gone on one of his
686
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,440
whenever greg was gone on one of his
urgent business trips
687
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,440
urgent business trips
i had this wonderful elderly lady to
688
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:41,280
i had this wonderful elderly lady to
look after little greg
689
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,359
look after little greg
and i was already using greg's upcoming
690
00:37:43,359 --> 00:37:44,400
and i was already using greg's upcoming
race for
691
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,079
race for
when i insisted that she come to live
692
00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:48,960
when i insisted that she come to live
with us i decided he would move the day
693
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,720
with us i decided he would move the day
he traded in marcia
694
00:37:50,720 --> 00:38:05,839
he traded in marcia
for that low-grade nymphomaniac
695
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,680
i'd like a double stinger in the rock
696
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:09,119
i'd like a double stinger in the rock
please
697
00:38:09,119 --> 00:38:11,920
please
double stingray let's ride a double
698
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:19,839
double stingray let's ride a double
stinger in the roof
699
00:38:25,060 --> 00:38:28,250
[Music]
700
00:38:30,839 --> 00:38:33,839
here
701
00:38:36,140 --> 00:38:38,960
[Music]
702
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,480
[Music]
very tasty oh the gentleman there wishes
703
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,880
very tasty oh the gentleman there wishes
to pay for it
704
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,760
to pay for it
i wonder why he said if any lady would
705
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,520
i wonder why he said if any lady would
order one of those you'd be only too
706
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,760
order one of those you'd be only too
happy to pay to watch your drinkage
707
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,359
happy to pay to watch your drinkage
well tell him you can't see from way
708
00:38:53,359 --> 00:38:56,880
well tell him you can't see from way
down there i won't buy him
709
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:03,200
hi hi i
710
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:05,359
hi hi i
hope you don't mind of course i don't
711
00:39:05,359 --> 00:39:06,240
hope you don't mind of course i don't
mind
712
00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:09,680
mind
thanks for the drink you're welcome
713
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,839
thanks for the drink you're welcome
uh the name's frank frank turner i'm
714
00:39:12,839 --> 00:39:14,079
uh the name's frank frank turner i'm
marcia
715
00:39:14,079 --> 00:39:18,160
marcia
marsha marsha that's right martian
716
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:22,079
marsha marsha that's right martian
marshall okay no more questions
717
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:24,560
marshall okay no more questions
well i have one what was the big deal
718
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:25,440
well i have one what was the big deal
about the stinger
719
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:28,640
about the stinger
oh uh no big deal it was
720
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:31,280
oh uh no big deal it was
just the way you ordered it that's a
721
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:34,400
just the way you ordered it that's a
man-sized drink you know
722
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,920
man-sized drink you know
maybe i'm a man size girl
723
00:39:38,720 --> 00:39:42,240
in that case uh harry
724
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,280
in that case uh harry
uh yeah give me uh two more and
725
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:57,839
uh yeah give me uh two more and
make them both double stringers
726
00:40:00,110 --> 00:40:04,540
[Music]
727
00:40:08,839 --> 00:40:11,839
so
728
00:40:14,360 --> 00:41:02,489
[Music]
729
00:41:04,839 --> 00:41:07,839
so
730
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,319
well here's two man-sized drinks and
731
00:41:12,319 --> 00:41:21,599
well here's two man-sized drinks and
fan-sized girls
732
00:41:21,599 --> 00:41:26,079
fan-sized girls
hey let's stop messing around
733
00:41:26,079 --> 00:41:35,839
hey let's stop messing around
and start messing around
734
00:41:42,319 --> 00:41:45,839
why don't we get out of these clothes
735
00:41:46,839 --> 00:41:49,839
first
736
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,440
and i loved it i loved every minute with
737
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:55,440
and i loved it i loved every minute with
every man
738
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,200
every man
i loved it because that's the way we
739
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:58,560
i loved it because that's the way we
used each other
740
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,599
used each other
it's men and women i never had to
741
00:42:01,599 --> 00:42:03,760
it's men and women i never had to
apologize if the martinis weren't just
742
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,800
apologize if the martinis weren't just
perfect
743
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,400
perfect
but it'd be nervous wrecked because the
744
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,800
but it'd be nervous wrecked because the
house wasn't in perfect order
745
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,400
house wasn't in perfect order
or if they picked up the baby at the
746
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,200
or if they picked up the baby at the
exact moment the baby needed changing
747
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,119
exact moment the baby needed changing
and then put up with him lambasting me
748
00:42:15,119 --> 00:42:17,839
and then put up with him lambasting me
like i hadn't checked all day
749
00:42:17,839 --> 00:42:19,599
like i hadn't checked all day
and i loved it because i didn't have to
750
00:42:19,599 --> 00:42:22,400
and i loved it because i didn't have to
practically beg for five minutes of love
751
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,880
practically beg for five minutes of love
because he was saving it but that little
752
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,000
because he was saving it but that little
[ __ ] spread across his desk every night
753
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,560
[ __ ] spread across his desk every night
and i loved it most of all because he
754
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:32,640
and i loved it most of all because he
thought he was putting something over on
755
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:33,359
thought he was putting something over on
me
756
00:42:33,359 --> 00:42:36,480
me
very often he was just the sweetest
757
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,440
very often he was just the sweetest
lovingest man you ever saw and i was
758
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,640
lovingest man you ever saw and i was
supposed to appreciate how much
759
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,920
supposed to appreciate how much
hey honey honey here i am working myself
760
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,200
hey honey honey here i am working myself
for death and you're sitting there
761
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,520
for death and you're sitting there
reading and watching the boob tube
762
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:50,880
reading and watching the boob tube
whatever happened to all those projects
763
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:53,680
whatever happened to all those projects
you were working on
764
00:42:53,839 --> 00:42:55,680
oh i don't know honey everything just
765
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:58,000
oh i don't know honey everything just
gets so boring the same thing day
766
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,960
gets so boring the same thing day
in and day out i guess i just have the
767
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:02,400
in and day out i guess i just have the
old housewife
768
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,119
old housewife
yeah well i could understand that it's
769
00:43:05,119 --> 00:43:06,720
yeah well i could understand that it's
the same way for us business dips you
770
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:08,160
the same way for us business dips you
know
771
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,760
know
everybody thinks we everybody thinks
772
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,119
everybody thinks we everybody thinks
it's so exciting because we jump on
773
00:43:11,119 --> 00:43:12,640
it's so exciting because we jump on
airplanes and fly halfway around the
774
00:43:12,640 --> 00:43:14,079
airplanes and fly halfway around the
world making big deals
775
00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:17,280
world making big deals
it isn't true in order to make a deal
776
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,640
it isn't true in order to make a deal
you've got to bid so low
777
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,079
you've got to bid so low
that you outbid your competitors you
778
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:21,760
that you outbid your competitors you
can't even make a dollar out of it
779
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:23,119
can't even make a dollar out of it
then if you don't make the deal you got
780
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:24,480
then if you don't make the deal you got
to break your neck trying to make the
781
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,000
to break your neck trying to make the
next deal
782
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,359
next deal
what do you do all night you sit in a
783
00:43:27,359 --> 00:43:29,680
what do you do all night you sit in a
hotel room reading reports
784
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,319
hotel room reading reports
blueprints specifications for the next
785
00:43:32,319 --> 00:43:34,640
blueprints specifications for the next
job
786
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,800
now come to the conclusion it's just as
787
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,839
now come to the conclusion it's just as
dull being in business as it is being a
788
00:43:38,839 --> 00:43:41,280
dull being in business as it is being a
housewife
789
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:42,800
housewife
the only difference between being in a
790
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,319
the only difference between being in a
groove and being in a rut
791
00:43:44,319 --> 00:43:47,440
groove and being in a rut
is about ten years i know what uh well
792
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,160
is about ten years i know what uh well
let's see have your passport out again
793
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,000
let's see have your passport out again
where's your great sacrifice for the
794
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,400
where's your great sacrifice for the
company gonna take you this time
795
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:58,079
company gonna take you this time
paris rome are you going to have to
796
00:43:58,079 --> 00:43:59,839
paris rome are you going to have to
settle for some dull place like
797
00:43:59,839 --> 00:44:05,760
settle for some dull place like
london or tokyo oh baby don't be cruel
798
00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,839
you know what it is on these short trips
799
00:44:07,839 --> 00:44:09,520
you know what it is on these short trips
my body doesn't even get adjusted to the
800
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:10,000
my body doesn't even get adjusted to the
climate
801
00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:11,440
climate
by the time i get there it's time to
802
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:14,560
by the time i get there it's time to
come home they're not glamour trips baby
803
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,520
come home they're not glamour trips baby
okay you'd set me up where are you going
804
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,000
okay you'd set me up where are you going
three
805
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,040
three
wonderful days in stuttgart the detroit
806
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,400
wonderful days in stuttgart the detroit
of germany
807
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,680
of germany
right in the middle of their slush
808
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:26,400
right in the middle of their slush
season oh it sounds marvelous
809
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,599
season oh it sounds marvelous
can i go with you honey i've told you a
810
00:44:29,599 --> 00:44:31,599
can i go with you honey i've told you a
million times that this chintzy company
811
00:44:31,599 --> 00:44:33,280
million times that this chintzy company
i worked for will not pick up the tab
812
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,480
i worked for will not pick up the tab
for wives
813
00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,680
for wives
and we don't have fifteen hundred
814
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,599
and we don't have fifteen hundred
dollars so you can sit in some some
815
00:44:37,599 --> 00:44:39,520
dollars so you can sit in some some
crummy hotel room looking out the window
816
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,200
crummy hotel room looking out the window
with the freezing rain and the melting
817
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,520
with the freezing rain and the melting
snow
818
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,839
baby i realize that it's like stir crazy
819
00:44:49,839 --> 00:44:50,880
baby i realize that it's like stir crazy
around here for you
820
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,800
around here for you
hey why don't you take little greg over
821
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:54,319
hey why don't you take little greg over
to mrs garners and leave him for a
822
00:44:54,319 --> 00:44:56,079
to mrs garners and leave him for a
couple of days and you go up to vegas
823
00:44:56,079 --> 00:44:57,760
couple of days and you go up to vegas
you know spend a few dollars lay around
824
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,359
you know spend a few dollars lay around
the sun drop a few on the tables or
825
00:44:59,359 --> 00:45:00,240
the sun drop a few on the tables or
whatever
826
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:05,359
whatever
i understand i think i will honey
827
00:45:05,359 --> 00:45:08,480
i understand i think i will honey
i think i'll just do that sweet old
828
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,040
i think i'll just do that sweet old
greg's ego would never let him admit it
829
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,880
greg's ego would never let him admit it
but i had no intention of going to
830
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:15,839
but i had no intention of going to
stuttgart even if he had begged me
831
00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:18,000
stuttgart even if he had begged me
and las vegas was exactly where i would
832
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:18,960
and las vegas was exactly where i would
have gone
833
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,760
have gone
even if he had forbidden because to put
834
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:22,480
even if he had forbidden because to put
it bluntly
835
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,520
it bluntly
las vegas was becoming my town
836
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:28,640
las vegas was becoming my town
i just craved the excitement the casinos
837
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:30,319
i just craved the excitement the casinos
were a gas i didn't care whether i
838
00:45:30,319 --> 00:45:32,000
were a gas i didn't care whether i
gambled or not
839
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,839
gambled or not
just excitement enough but crazy as it
840
00:45:35,839 --> 00:45:37,040
just excitement enough but crazy as it
sounds
841
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,079
sounds
i love the signs and the lights
842
00:45:40,079 --> 00:45:42,960
i love the signs and the lights
every one of them was a trip i'd spend
843
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,200
every one of them was a trip i'd spend
an
844
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:46,160
an
hour turning on with a light then i'd go
845
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,920
hour turning on with a light then i'd go
see what was happening
846
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,240
see what was happening
with the kind of gambling i was
847
00:45:50,240 --> 00:46:01,839
with the kind of gambling i was
interested in
848
00:46:05,710 --> 00:46:09,119
[Music]
849
00:46:09,119 --> 00:46:11,200
[Music]
i don't know about you other people but
850
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:12,720
i don't know about you other people but
i think it's kind of touching when
851
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:15,680
i think it's kind of touching when
someone names the song
852
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:18,800
someone names the song
not after you marsha for you whichever
853
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,390
not after you marsha for you whichever
it's not
854
00:46:19,390 --> 00:46:20,720
it's not
[Music]
855
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:22,640
[Music]
i don't know about you but i feel my
856
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:24,400
i don't know about you but i feel my
luck returning
857
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,839
luck returning
you want to come along right there who
858
00:46:25,839 --> 00:46:29,839
you want to come along right there who
missed for the world
859
00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:33,280
hey thanks pete my pleasure i'll be
860
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:34,640
hey thanks pete my pleasure i'll be
right back
861
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,040
right back
yeah lady luck's still mad uh not
862
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,480
yeah lady luck's still mad uh not
tonight pete you better stay lucky i'm
863
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:39,440
tonight pete you better stay lucky i'm
gonna close it up soon
864
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,760
gonna close it up soon
it's kind of slow and i'm pushed okay
865
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,000
it's kind of slow and i'm pushed okay
pal you don't want our money
866
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:45,920
pal you don't want our money
we'll probably see you tomorrow good
867
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:47,839
we'll probably see you tomorrow good
night marty
868
00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:50,960
night marty
right here you're right already
869
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,280
that's right the times are frost this
870
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,640
that's right the times are frost this
week we're not even making the light
871
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,680
week we're not even making the light
bill
872
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,440
bill
joe makes a couple more drinks would you
873
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,200
joe makes a couple more drinks would you
and then you can take off
874
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,080
and then you can take off
marsha and i can lock up
875
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:06,079
marsha and i can lock up
[Music]
876
00:47:06,079 --> 00:47:11,839
[Music]
thanks pal bye
877
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:20,160
[Music]
878
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,839
[Music]
go and lock the door behind you see you
879
00:47:22,839 --> 00:47:24,800
go and lock the door behind you see you
tomorrow
880
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:29,040
tomorrow
alone at last behind a locked door
881
00:47:34,559 --> 00:47:36,000
what's that for you're supposed to be
882
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:37,599
what's that for you're supposed to be
scared
883
00:47:37,599 --> 00:47:39,040
scared
see that i can't even stage my big
884
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,160
see that i can't even stage my big
seduction scene you sure can
885
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,920
seduction scene you sure can
it's just that that prospect doesn't
886
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:45,359
it's just that that prospect doesn't
frighten me
887
00:47:45,359 --> 00:47:46,880
frighten me
as a matter of fact i think it's a good
888
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:50,000
as a matter of fact i think it's a good
idea come on you're putting me on
889
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,960
idea come on you're putting me on
who's putting you on marty what do you
890
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,440
who's putting you on marty what do you
want
891
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,920
want
you want it in riding i think i've been
892
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:58,319
you want it in riding i think i've been
hanging around this place for all night
893
00:47:58,319 --> 00:48:06,430
hanging around this place for all night
outweighing all the other citizens
894
00:48:06,430 --> 00:48:10,690
outweighing all the other citizens
[Music]
895
00:48:13,780 --> 00:48:17,059
[Music]
896
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,559
there must be some way of saying thanks
897
00:48:22,559 --> 00:48:26,400
there must be some way of saying thanks
to the guy who writes me my very own
898
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:32,839
to the guy who writes me my very own
[Music]
899
00:48:32,839 --> 00:48:35,839
[Music]
song
900
00:48:37,130 --> 00:48:42,960
[Music]
901
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:47,440
[Music]
what are you up to now i'm gonna satisfy
902
00:48:47,440 --> 00:49:03,839
what are you up to now i'm gonna satisfy
two action urges
903
00:49:05,119 --> 00:49:07,599
come on over boy let's do a duet on the
904
00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:10,160
come on over boy let's do a duet on the
piano
905
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,760
yes i took one down
906
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:20,240
yes i took one down
but as my casual affairs with an almost
907
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:22,480
but as my casual affairs with an almost
endless parade of strangers increased in
908
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,680
endless parade of strangers increased in
number
909
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:26,559
number
so did my awareness as much as i tried
910
00:49:26,559 --> 00:49:27,680
so did my awareness as much as i tried
to fight it
911
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,800
to fight it
and i wasn't really punishing greg
912
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:33,440
and i wasn't really punishing greg
or even getting even with him i was
913
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,200
or even getting even with him i was
punishing myself
914
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,000
punishing myself
letting man after man use my body and
915
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,559
letting man after man use my body and
discard it without any of the love
916
00:49:40,559 --> 00:49:43,599
discard it without any of the love
or tenderness that makes a real act was
917
00:49:43,599 --> 00:49:45,520
or tenderness that makes a real act was
so meaningful
918
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,520
so meaningful
that's when i decided that life should
919
00:49:47,520 --> 00:49:48,640
that's when i decided that life should
be more
920
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,720
be more
than an all-night session of drinking
921
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:52,559
than an all-night session of drinking
and sex
922
00:49:52,559 --> 00:49:54,400
and sex
something else happened about that time
923
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,079
something else happened about that time
that made me wonder where we were all
924
00:49:56,079 --> 00:49:57,280
that made me wonder where we were all
headed
925
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,200
headed
the whole thing was an accident and
926
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:00,640
the whole thing was an accident and
should have been played for him laughs
927
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,040
should have been played for him laughs
but it wasn't
928
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,960
but it wasn't
i had the feeling that i was the only
929
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,480
i had the feeling that i was the only
one who didn't really know what was
930
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,480
one who didn't really know what was
going on
931
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,480
going on
like everything else it began simple
932
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,880
like everything else it began simple
enough i was baking a cake for little
933
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,319
enough i was baking a cake for little
greg's birthday
934
00:50:14,319 --> 00:50:16,240
greg's birthday
and as usual i ran short of one of the
935
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:19,119
and as usual i ran short of one of the
key ingredients
936
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:26,400
oh you scared me what are you doing home
937
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,440
oh you scared me what are you doing home
i've come home for a nooner honey
938
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:33,119
i've come home for a nooner honey
you're kidding me you're not kidding are
939
00:50:33,119 --> 00:50:34,079
you're kidding me you're not kidding are
you
940
00:50:34,079 --> 00:50:41,839
you
i don't believe it
941
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:45,359
you are crazy i never heard a thing
942
00:50:45,359 --> 00:50:47,440
you are crazy i never heard a thing
you come home at lunch to rape your own
943
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,640
you come home at lunch to rape your own
wife in the kitchen
944
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:52,319
wife in the kitchen
and whose wife would you suggest that
945
00:50:52,839 --> 00:50:55,839
right
946
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,000
come on dum-dum at least take me to bed
947
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,920
come on dum-dum at least take me to bed
we are married you know look you missed
948
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,680
we are married you know look you missed
the point honey if i'm gonna make love
949
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,760
the point honey if i'm gonna make love
to you doing working hours
950
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:13,440
to you doing working hours
it's gonna be your place of business
951
00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:23,839
you're stark raving mad but i love you
952
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:48,519
[Music]
953
00:51:48,839 --> 00:51:51,839
so
954
00:52:02,839 --> 00:52:05,839
hmm
955
00:52:07,810 --> 00:52:18,640
[Music]
956
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,880
[Music]
i haven't got my trusty little tape
957
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,319
i haven't got my trusty little tape
recorder with me
958
00:52:22,319 --> 00:52:25,680
recorder with me
but my eye is a camera and you two were
959
00:52:25,680 --> 00:52:27,680
but my eye is a camera and you two were
putting on a hell of a show
960
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:31,119
putting on a hell of a show
that's a dirty trick didn't seem to
961
00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:32,000
that's a dirty trick didn't seem to
bother you on my
962
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,319
bother you on my
wedding night i'm afraid of the great
963
00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:36,720
wedding night i'm afraid of the great
gotcha
964
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,800
gotcha
hey you don't have to have greg handy do
965
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,960
hey you don't have to have greg handy do
you i've got one hell of an offer to
966
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,800
you i've got one hell of an offer to
make you
967
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,119
make you
so you've got to be kidding you don't
968
00:52:45,119 --> 00:52:46,240
so you've got to be kidding you don't
mean you
969
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:49,200
mean you
that's what's the big deal harry's been
970
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:50,800
that's what's the big deal harry's been
wanting to get in your bloomers since
971
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:51,760
wanting to get in your bloomers since
grammar school
972
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,839
grammar school
that's no secret i just thought there
973
00:52:53,839 --> 00:52:57,440
that's no secret i just thought there
might be a little something in it for me
974
00:52:58,839 --> 00:53:00,300
too
975
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:01,460
too
[Laughter]
976
00:53:01,460 --> 00:53:05,969
[Laughter]
[Music]
977
00:53:06,319 --> 00:53:08,160
phyllis i don't know what's happening to
978
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:11,359
phyllis i don't know what's happening to
me making love to total strangers
979
00:53:11,359 --> 00:53:14,640
me making love to total strangers
in even hotels of cars
980
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,240
in even hotels of cars
tops of pianos oh well it's not funny
981
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,280
tops of pianos oh well it's not funny
i need help not wisecrack i'm on your
982
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:21,680
i need help not wisecrack i'm on your
side
983
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:24,079
side
remember i've been through the mill but
984
00:53:24,079 --> 00:53:27,040
remember i've been through the mill but
that is funny
985
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,640
now listen dead serious the first thing
986
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,480
now listen dead serious the first thing
you've got to do is cut out all this
987
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:34,559
you've got to do is cut out all this
extracurricular activity
988
00:53:34,559 --> 00:53:37,119
extracurricular activity
if greg finds out and he is looking for
989
00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:37,839
if greg finds out and he is looking for
a way out
990
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:40,720
a way out
he's got it lock stock bank book house
991
00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,559
he's got it lock stock bank book house
and little greg too
992
00:53:42,559 --> 00:53:44,400
and little greg too
right now the way it is things are in
993
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,720
right now the way it is things are in
your favor that's just it i don't want
994
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:47,920
your favor that's just it i don't want
out
995
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,000
out
you know if a shrink got inside my head
996
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,839
you know if a shrink got inside my head
he'd probably say the reason
997
00:53:51,839 --> 00:53:53,760
he'd probably say the reason
i took up with all the strangers is
998
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,319
i took up with all the strangers is
because i don't want to form a permanent
999
00:53:56,319 --> 00:53:57,680
because i don't want to form a permanent
attachment
1000
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,680
attachment
i'm just waiting for greg to come to his
1001
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:01,280
i'm just waiting for greg to come to his
senses and you're sure
1002
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,599
senses and you're sure
greg doesn't know you know about natalie
1003
00:54:03,599 --> 00:54:06,319
greg doesn't know you know about natalie
no as far as greg's concerned
1004
00:54:06,319 --> 00:54:09,599
no as far as greg's concerned
i think he's a totally devoted
1005
00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:12,880
i think he's a totally devoted
hard-working husband the truth of the
1006
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:15,599
hard-working husband the truth of the
matter is i'm afraid to
1007
00:54:15,599 --> 00:54:18,240
matter is i'm afraid to
if greg knew that i knew he'd feel
1008
00:54:18,240 --> 00:54:19,680
if greg knew that i knew he'd feel
obligated to
1009
00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:22,319
obligated to
make a choice and i couldn't take it if
1010
00:54:22,319 --> 00:54:23,680
make a choice and i couldn't take it if
the choice wasn't me
1011
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,559
the choice wasn't me
that's the trouble it's been too easy
1012
00:54:26,559 --> 00:54:27,680
that's the trouble it's been too easy
for him
1013
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,480
for him
if he had any idea you knew what was up
1014
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:33,200
if he had any idea you knew what was up
he'd have to be a lot more careful
1015
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,359
he'd have to be a lot more careful
sneaking up and down back stairways
1016
00:54:35,359 --> 00:54:37,440
sneaking up and down back stairways
meeting in shoddy little bars afraid to
1017
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,280
meeting in shoddy little bars afraid to
be seen wears on a man
1018
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,280
be seen wears on a man
especially a basically straight-up guy
1019
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:43,040
especially a basically straight-up guy
like greg
1020
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,440
like greg
suddenly this romantic dashing love
1021
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,760
suddenly this romantic dashing love
affair with the beautiful sexy secretary
1022
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:49,920
affair with the beautiful sexy secretary
shows up for what it really is
1023
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,480
shows up for what it really is
a tordry dirty ugly affair with an
1024
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,079
a tordry dirty ugly affair with an
executive slot
1025
00:54:54,079 --> 00:54:56,880
executive slot
yes yes but nothing oh screw your head
1026
00:54:56,880 --> 00:54:58,720
yes yes but nothing oh screw your head
back on straight marsha
1027
00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:02,799
back on straight marsha
you've got all the trumps he dumps you
1028
00:55:02,799 --> 00:55:05,920
you've got all the trumps he dumps you
what has he got an executive secretary
1029
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,520
what has he got an executive secretary
that wants to get married and have
1030
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:08,720
that wants to get married and have
babies
1031
00:55:08,720 --> 00:55:12,160
babies
he's right back where he started from
1032
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:13,839
he's right back where he started from
we've been best of friends since we were
1033
00:55:13,839 --> 00:55:17,760
we've been best of friends since we were
kids and i know greg pretty well too
1034
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:19,680
kids and i know greg pretty well too
he's not about to dump you or that
1035
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,680
he's not about to dump you or that
magnificent kitty worships for some
1036
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:23,839
magnificent kitty worships for some
chick he knows is an opportunist [ __ ]
1037
00:55:23,839 --> 00:55:25,440
chick he knows is an opportunist [ __ ]
well that's fine for you to say well
1038
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:26,640
well that's fine for you to say well
what about me
1039
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,720
what about me
you know wears out pretty fast being a
1040
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:30,319
you know wears out pretty fast being a
part-time wife
1041
00:55:30,319 --> 00:55:34,799
part-time wife
right and i have the answer
1042
00:55:34,799 --> 00:55:37,200
right and i have the answer
that charming hostess phyllis paxton
1043
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:38,480
that charming hostess phyllis paxton
hasn't had one of her
1044
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,720
hasn't had one of her
intimate garden parties in absolutely
1045
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,480
intimate garden parties in absolutely
ages
1046
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:44,319
ages
now listen carefully while mother
1047
00:55:44,319 --> 00:55:49,839
now listen carefully while mother
phyllis unleashes her magnificent plan
1048
00:55:53,890 --> 00:55:55,839
[Music]
1049
00:55:55,839 --> 00:55:57,760
[Music]
no kidding phyllis you're missing a good
1050
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,200
no kidding phyllis you're missing a good
deal
1051
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,680
deal
you know you're out to marry me just for
1052
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,599
you know you're out to marry me just for
my cooking
1053
00:56:03,599 --> 00:56:06,799
my cooking
if not my outstanding manliness and cool
1054
00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:08,079
if not my outstanding manliness and cool
sensuality
1055
00:56:08,079 --> 00:56:10,880
sensuality
not a chance loverboy if we were married
1056
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:11,680
not a chance loverboy if we were married
you'd have me
1057
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:14,720
you'd have me
doing the cooking besides i know all you
1058
00:56:14,720 --> 00:56:17,760
doing the cooking besides i know all you
amateur amorous chefs you only perform
1059
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,040
amateur amorous chefs you only perform
when you're looking
1060
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,359
when you're looking
once you get what you want she does all
1061
00:56:21,359 --> 00:56:22,880
once you get what you want she does all
the work
1062
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:24,400
the work
besides that what's going to happen to
1063
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,040
besides that what's going to happen to
you when you become old and gray
1064
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,359
you when you become old and gray
you know you'll only do so much with a
1065
00:56:29,359 --> 00:56:30,319
you know you'll only do so much with a
hot water bottle
1066
00:56:30,319 --> 00:56:32,640
hot water bottle
when i'm old and gray a hot water bottle
1067
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,359
when i'm old and gray a hot water bottle
will probably be more than adequate
1068
00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:37,520
will probably be more than adequate
and besides i'll face that problem when
1069
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:39,119
and besides i'll face that problem when
the time comes
1070
00:56:39,119 --> 00:56:42,000
the time comes
well you may be sorry offers like i just
1071
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,040
well you may be sorry offers like i just
made
1072
00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:46,720
made
do not come every day i'll risk it
1073
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:49,440
do not come every day i'll risk it
what are you looking for i'm out of my
1074
00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,680
what are you looking for i'm out of my
superstars
1075
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:54,240
superstars
it seems that my assistant managed to
1076
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,599
it seems that my assistant managed to
spill most of it
1077
00:56:55,599 --> 00:56:58,319
spill most of it
i'm sorry i just seem to be our thumbs
1078
00:56:58,319 --> 00:57:00,000
i'm sorry i just seem to be our thumbs
today
1079
00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,640
today
i'll whip up another batch of this i'm
1080
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:03,760
i'll whip up another batch of this i'm
going to increase
1081
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:07,440
going to increase
the dosage of my secret ingredient
1082
00:57:07,440 --> 00:57:11,359
the dosage of my secret ingredient
very strong after this year
1083
00:57:11,359 --> 00:57:14,319
very strong after this year
huh you may have to change your mind my
1084
00:57:14,319 --> 00:57:15,680
huh you may have to change your mind my
proud beauty
1085
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:19,200
proud beauty
just to save your reputation
1086
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,480
just to save your reputation
damn it i'm all out of it
1087
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,240
damn it i'm all out of it
really got any rosemary in the house
1088
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:28,240
really got any rosemary in the house
not a drop the leaf or grain or whatever
1089
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,440
not a drop the leaf or grain or whatever
it comes in
1090
00:57:29,440 --> 00:57:32,079
it comes in
that's the base of my whole concoction
1091
00:57:32,079 --> 00:57:33,359
that's the base of my whole concoction
well don't panic
1092
00:57:33,359 --> 00:57:35,200
well don't panic
i'll get harry or somebody to run down
1093
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,520
i'll get harry or somebody to run down
to the deli and get some
1094
00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:40,079
to the deli and get some
marsha why don't you grab harry or
1095
00:57:40,079 --> 00:57:41,839
marsha why don't you grab harry or
somebody and run down to the deli
1096
00:57:41,839 --> 00:57:44,000
somebody and run down to the deli
our master chef is coming unglued he's
1097
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,599
our master chef is coming unglued he's
run out of rosemary
1098
00:57:45,599 --> 00:57:47,599
run out of rosemary
i'll be glad to uh do you need anything
1099
00:57:47,599 --> 00:57:49,200
i'll be glad to uh do you need anything
else going on
1100
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:55,040
else going on
not a thing
1101
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:56,720
not a thing
but what if they have some rosemary at
1102
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,480
but what if they have some rosemary at
the store how am i gonna be able to keep
1103
00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:59,839
the store how am i gonna be able to keep
harry away
1104
00:57:59,839 --> 00:58:02,160
harry away
to make it look possible don't worry
1105
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,440
to make it look possible don't worry
about a thing
1106
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,280
about a thing
i went on a little shopping spree
1107
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,359
i went on a little shopping spree
yesterday and there isn't
1108
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:10,720
yesterday and there isn't
a drop of rosemary left in this town
1109
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:12,079
a drop of rosemary left in this town
you and i are gonna have to come up with
1110
00:58:12,079 --> 00:58:14,559
you and i are gonna have to come up with
some recipes we're loaded with the stuff
1111
00:58:14,559 --> 00:58:17,119
some recipes we're loaded with the stuff
am i glad you're on my side hey how are
1112
00:58:17,119 --> 00:58:18,170
am i glad you're on my side hey how are
you buddy
1113
00:58:18,170 --> 00:58:21,280
you buddy
[Music]
1114
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:22,960
[Music]
hey do me a favor and take me down to
1115
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:24,880
hey do me a favor and take me down to
the deli i've got to pick up some secret
1116
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,559
the deli i've got to pick up some secret
ingredients for the chef
1117
00:58:26,559 --> 00:58:28,240
ingredients for the chef
sure sweetheart you know i do anything
1118
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,160
sure sweetheart you know i do anything
to be alone with you besides a lot can
1119
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,040
to be alone with you besides a lot can
happen in the back of the belly
1120
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:37,119
happen in the back of the belly
honey we're gonna run down to the deli
1121
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,460
and don't come back without the rosemary
1122
00:58:40,460 --> 00:58:47,440
and don't come back without the rosemary
[Music]
1123
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,960
[Music]
hey greg it's starting to rain
1124
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,359
hey greg it's starting to rain
can we move the party over to your place
1125
00:58:53,359 --> 00:58:55,440
can we move the party over to your place
my house is a mess the decorator hasn't
1126
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:56,319
my house is a mess the decorator hasn't
finished yet
1127
00:58:56,319 --> 00:58:58,480
finished yet
sure honey listen we better write a note
1128
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,079
sure honey listen we better write a note
for marsha and harry i'll write the
1129
00:59:00,079 --> 00:59:01,040
for marsha and harry i'll write the
notes okay
1130
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,880
notes okay
come on everybody we're moving the party
1131
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,079
come on everybody we're moving the party
over to greg
1132
00:59:04,079 --> 00:59:07,720
over to greg
hey what about my bird bring it along
1133
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,890
hey what about my bird bring it along
[Music]
1134
00:59:14,770 --> 00:59:16,480
[Music]
1135
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:17,839
[Music]
where the hell did they go for that
1136
00:59:17,839 --> 00:59:19,760
where the hell did they go for that
stuff persia
1137
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:23,040
stuff persia
all i wanted was some rosemary
1138
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:25,040
all i wanted was some rosemary
hey greg baby they've been gone over two
1139
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:26,240
hey greg baby they've been gone over two
hours now
1140
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,760
hours now
i know harry's had the hearts for
1141
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,599
i know harry's had the hearts for
marshall since year one
1142
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:32,079
marshall since year one
but that ain't no excuse for him to take
1143
00:59:32,079 --> 00:59:33,520
but that ain't no excuse for him to take
advantage of not let me have the
1144
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:35,280
advantage of not let me have the
greatest meal of the century
1145
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,520
greatest meal of the century
why don't you shut up big mouth you and
1146
00:59:37,520 --> 00:59:38,960
why don't you shut up big mouth you and
your gourmet meals
1147
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,319
your gourmet meals
who in the hell ever heard of putting
1148
00:59:40,319 --> 00:59:42,640
who in the hell ever heard of putting
rosemary on a turkey in the first place
1149
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,440
rosemary on a turkey in the first place
you're right nobody pal except baby
1150
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:46,640
you're right nobody pal except baby
scoffie
1151
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:50,160
scoffie
the rule britain save on andy farmer
1152
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,839
the rule britain save on andy farmer
hunts your mama hey powell what's marcia
1153
00:59:53,839 --> 00:59:55,119
hunts your mama hey powell what's marcia
doing with that guy
1154
00:59:55,119 --> 00:59:57,760
doing with that guy
they've been gone over two hours my
1155
00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,200
they've been gone over two hours my
birth's gonna be ruined
1156
00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:00,720
birth's gonna be ruined
keep your yak flapping like that and
1157
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:02,559
keep your yak flapping like that and
more than your bird's gonna be ruined
1158
01:00:02,559 --> 01:00:03,839
more than your bird's gonna be ruined
harry could have had an accident you
1159
01:00:03,839 --> 01:00:06,559
harry could have had an accident you
know did i hold your strength
1160
01:00:06,559 --> 01:00:10,480
know did i hold your strength
don't answer or answer
1161
01:00:10,559 --> 01:00:12,079
hey we finally got back with the
1162
01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:14,240
hey we finally got back with the
rosemary thanks for leaving a note for
1163
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,359
rosemary thanks for leaving a note for
us
1164
01:00:15,359 --> 01:00:17,599
us
there you go guy boy you don't know what
1165
01:00:17,599 --> 01:00:19,599
there you go guy boy you don't know what
trouble we had finding that
1166
01:00:19,599 --> 01:00:22,400
trouble we had finding that
i think every store in town was sold out
1167
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:24,160
i think every store in town was sold out
you know we had to drive all the way to
1168
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,160
you know we had to drive all the way to
westwood to that little gourmet deli
1169
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:29,520
westwood to that little gourmet deli
hmm how'd i miss that one where in the
1170
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:30,559
hmm how'd i miss that one where in the
hell have you been
1171
01:00:30,559 --> 01:00:32,000
hell have you been
i told you we had to drive all the way
1172
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,920
i told you we had to drive all the way
to westwood and the traffic was just
1173
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:34,559
to westwood and the traffic was just
terrible
1174
01:00:34,559 --> 01:00:35,920
terrible
you had to go all the way out there for
1175
01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:38,319
you had to go all the way out there for
a lousy jar of spice well you heard what
1176
01:00:38,319 --> 01:00:39,200
a lousy jar of spice well you heard what
the chef said
1177
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,359
the chef said
don't come back without rosemary oh come
1178
01:00:41,359 --> 01:00:42,799
don't come back without rosemary oh come
on greg just because i've been in love
1179
01:00:42,799 --> 01:00:44,240
on greg just because i've been in love
with marcia since junior high school
1180
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:45,920
with marcia since junior high school
that doesn't mean she finally let me get
1181
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,200
that doesn't mean she finally let me get
lucky
1182
01:00:47,200 --> 01:00:50,480
lucky
very funny big mouth you did it again
1183
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,680
very funny big mouth you did it again
wrong words at the right time
1184
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,359
wrong words at the right time
greg i'm just trying to calm you down
1185
01:00:55,359 --> 01:00:57,599
greg i'm just trying to calm you down
man you're so far off base and it's
1186
01:00:57,599 --> 01:00:59,920
man you're so far off base and it's
my face what's so off-base about a guy
1187
01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:01,520
my face what's so off-base about a guy
getting mad because his wife takes off
1188
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:02,960
getting mad because his wife takes off
for two hours from a party with the
1189
01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,880
for two hours from a party with the
village lecture
1190
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:07,359
village lecture
we weren't gone that long doesn't make
1191
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:08,799
we weren't gone that long doesn't make
any difference how long it was you went
1192
01:01:08,799 --> 01:01:10,240
any difference how long it was you went
off with another guy didn't you
1193
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,160
off with another guy didn't you
well i don't get upset when you take off
1194
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:15,520
well i don't get upset when you take off
with your secretary for days at a time
1195
01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:18,319
with your secretary for days at a time
the fat's in the fire i told you guy
1196
01:01:18,319 --> 01:01:19,440
the fat's in the fire i told you guy
knock it off
1197
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:21,760
knock it off
honey that's ridiculous i never even
1198
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:23,920
honey that's ridiculous i never even
took my secretary to lunch except in the
1199
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:25,200
took my secretary to lunch except in the
company cafeteria
1200
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:28,000
company cafeteria
for a birthday well i'll concede that
1201
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,680
for a birthday well i'll concede that
point on a technicality
1202
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:31,599
point on a technicality
you don't take your secretary away on
1203
01:01:31,599 --> 01:01:34,240
you don't take your secretary away on
trips you take harvey dixon's
1204
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:36,079
trips you take harvey dixon's
judging from the times your secretary's
1205
01:01:36,079 --> 01:01:37,280
judging from the times your secretary's
gone i'd say
1206
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:40,640
gone i'd say
harvey takes her on his trips like greg
1207
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,640
harvey takes her on his trips like greg
baby pretty quick
1208
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,040
baby pretty quick
the party ceases to be amusing well i'll
1209
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:46,000
the party ceases to be amusing well i'll
talk to you about that
1210
01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:49,119
talk to you about that
later yeah well i still think it was a
1211
01:01:49,119 --> 01:01:50,319
later yeah well i still think it was a
damn dirty trick
1212
01:01:50,319 --> 01:01:51,839
damn dirty trick
you laying it out in front of everybody
1213
01:01:51,839 --> 01:01:54,400
you laying it out in front of everybody
like that by now the whole world knows
1214
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:56,799
like that by now the whole world knows
about it
1215
01:01:57,920 --> 01:02:01,200
oh the male ego is something else
1216
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,039
oh the male ego is something else
you chased all over the world with that
1217
01:02:03,039 --> 01:02:04,319
you chased all over the world with that
[ __ ]
1218
01:02:04,319 --> 01:02:07,520
[ __ ]
stuttgart in the slush season my foot
1219
01:02:07,520 --> 01:02:09,520
stuttgart in the slush season my foot
you make a mockery of our marriage and
1220
01:02:09,520 --> 01:02:11,119
you make a mockery of our marriage and
then make a fool of me with all your
1221
01:02:11,119 --> 01:02:12,640
then make a fool of me with all your
friends and associates
1222
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:15,839
friends and associates
who cover up for you
1223
01:02:16,079 --> 01:02:19,039
now you got the nerve to be mad at me no
1224
01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:20,000
now you got the nerve to be mad at me no
i'm not mad with you
1225
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:23,440
i'm not mad with you
baby i'm well i don't know what i am
1226
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:27,760
baby i'm well i don't know what i am
i'm ashamed and embarrassed
1227
01:02:27,839 --> 01:02:29,440
and i'm grateful to you for not throwing
1228
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,440
and i'm grateful to you for not throwing
me out on my ear when you found out
1229
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,480
me out on my ear when you found out
as i justly deserved and
1230
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:38,480
as i justly deserved and
well i i just don't know what to do
1231
01:02:38,480 --> 01:02:40,000
well i i just don't know what to do
well i'll tell you what you're going to
1232
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:42,720
well i'll tell you what you're going to
do you're going to make a choice between
1233
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:45,440
do you're going to make a choice between
natalie and marsha i'm fed up to here
1234
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:47,359
natalie and marsha i'm fed up to here
with being a part-time wife
1235
01:02:47,359 --> 01:02:50,640
with being a part-time wife
it's gonna be all or nothing
1236
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,880
it's gonna be all or nothing
well there never has been a choice baby
1237
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,880
well there never has been a choice baby
that's why i feel so stupid
1238
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,440
that's why i feel so stupid
risking losing you and little greg and
1239
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:59,280
risking losing you and little greg and
you know what it was for don't you
1240
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:01,119
you know what it was for don't you
just an ego build up so i could prove to
1241
01:03:01,119 --> 01:03:02,720
just an ego build up so i could prove to
myself i could still handle a little
1242
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:05,119
myself i could still handle a little
action
1243
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,960
when all the time all the action and all
1244
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:10,880
when all the time all the action and all
the ego building a man needs is right
1245
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:17,039
the ego building a man needs is right
here with you
1246
01:03:17,039 --> 01:03:20,319
here with you
oh greg i love you so much
1247
01:03:20,319 --> 01:03:23,839
oh greg i love you so much
promise me no more natalies
1248
01:03:26,079 --> 01:03:31,760
okay no more natalies hmm
1249
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,960
okay no more natalies hmm
and as for you no more disappearing with
1250
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,599
and as for you no more disappearing with
the hairs of this world
1251
01:03:37,599 --> 01:03:42,079
the hairs of this world
hey now that it is confession hour did
1252
01:03:42,839 --> 01:03:45,839
you
1253
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:59,280
you don't know do you
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