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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:37,690 长官 2 00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:40,840 你们今天来的任务是什么？ 3 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:42,660 救人质 长官 4 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:44,640 说什么？ 5 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:46,390 救人质 长官 6 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:48,300 杀人质才对吧 7 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:51,770 一位这么天真可爱的小妹妹 8 00:02:52,490 --> 00:02:53,680 就这样被你们给摧残了 9 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:55,840 敌我不分 10 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:58,640 我有没有告诉你们有几个人质？ 11 00:02:59,270 --> 00:02:59,990 没有 长官 12 00:03:00,130 --> 00:03:01,860 那你们心里以为就只有我一个人质？ 13 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,800 你呀 刚才飞身进来开枪 14 00:03:04,980 --> 00:03:05,760 很帅是不是啊？ 15 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:07,160 顾前不顾后 16 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:08,920 你后脑勺镶了钢板啊 17 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:10,410 我啊 18 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:12,510 刚才很想让她坐在这里 19 00:03:12,820 --> 00:03:13,760 我站起来的 20 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:16,420 要是这样的话 我不是让你给打死了 21 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:19,180 到那个时候 你帮我办后事？ 22 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,670 伺候我老爸老妈？ 23 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:22,130 就凭你这个德性 24 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:23,780 你想得起吗你？ 25 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:26,830 骂够了没有？ 26 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:28,210 骂够了 长官 27 00:03:30,590 --> 00:03:32,080 好 以后没得骂了 28 00:03:32,870 --> 00:03:35,260 从明天开始 我就调出去升职加薪 29 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,530 住别墅 想清福了 30 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,210 你们好自为之啊 31 00:03:39,100 --> 00:03:39,870 是 长官 32 00:03:44,460 --> 00:03:45,560 Give me five... 33 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:50,810 我走大家很开心 是不是？ 34 00:03:53,050 --> 00:03:53,850 不妨告诉你们 35 00:03:56,230 --> 00:03:57,100 我更开心 36 00:04:10,130 --> 00:04:11,960 周警官 你们的档案还没有送到 37 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:13,130 局长等一下会见你们 38 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:17,580 没事了 39 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:22,110 我知道你可能以为我很拽 40 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:24,240 但是你想想看 41 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:26,740 等一下我们就可以坐到那个房间 42 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,490 翘着二郎腿 指东画西的 43 00:04:29,790 --> 00:04:31,920 不拽它一拽 怎么对得起自己呢？ 44 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:33,040 我失恋了 45 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,230 升级了 终于轮到我啊 46 00:04:36,780 --> 00:04:37,670 失恋了 47 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:40,320 失恋了 48 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:42,690 你失恋了？ 49 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:44,150 有这可能吗？ 50 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:45,460 你拍过拖吗？ 51 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:46,310 没有 52 00:04:46,860 --> 00:04:47,350 那就对了 53 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:48,690 那是我的笔友啊 54 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:50,290 笔友？ 55 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:51,610 通了三年多的信 56 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:53,670 最近她突然不甩我了 57 00:04:54,090 --> 00:04:54,680 何解啊？ 58 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:56,750 因为我寄了张照片给她 59 00:04:57,060 --> 00:04:58,080 那你就是你自已不对了 60 00:04:59,040 --> 00:04:59,700 你这副尊容 61 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:00,910 怎么能寄照片给人家看呢？ 62 00:05:01,450 --> 00:05:01,850 没错啊 63 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:03,700 所以我把你的照片寄给她 64 00:05:04,770 --> 00:05:05,410 我的照片？ 65 00:05:05,450 --> 00:05:05,840 是啊 66 00:05:06,690 --> 00:05:08,470 她一看你的照片 以后就不再理我了 67 00:05:12,870 --> 00:05:13,290 算了 68 00:05:14,870 --> 00:05:15,790 不关你的事啊 69 00:05:16,990 --> 00:05:18,620 样子衰 也不是罪过啊 70 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,890 问世间 71 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,560 情是何物 72 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:33,410 直教…生死相许 73 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:36,980 乌沙沙兮 74 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,040 乌沙沙 75 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:42,970 莫奈何兮 76 00:05:43,870 --> 00:05:45,400 莫奈何 77 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:48,570 你阿妈兮… 78 00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:54,760 我喝了水了吗？ 79 00:05:56,350 --> 00:05:57,110 你跟我那么久了 80 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:58,510 你看我喝了水吗？ 81 00:05:59,600 --> 00:05:59,970 没有 82 00:06:00,590 --> 00:06:01,760 没有你还倒杯水给我喝啊？ 83 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:03,730 这里是警察局 你别乱来啊 84 00:06:03,830 --> 00:06:04,560 什么警察局啊？ 85 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:05,770 我喜欢打她 86 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:06,880 她也喜欢让我打 87 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,730 你坑我…你坑我？ 88 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:10,490 喜不喜欢我啊？ 89 00:06:11,230 --> 00:06:11,640 大声一点 90 00:06:12,730 --> 00:06:13,230 大声一点 91 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:14,030 喜欢 92 00:06:14,130 --> 00:06:15,420 喜欢就可以倒水给我喝啊 93 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:18,800 爱我的女人都犯贱 94 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:19,570 不服气啊 95 00:06:20,690 --> 00:06:21,080 给我 96 00:06:21,910 --> 00:06:23,230 - 我来 - 是 长官 97 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:24,400 - 过来 - 去哪里？ 98 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,190 - 过来 - 过来就过来嘛 99 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,360 问案而已嘛 100 00:06:30,540 --> 00:06:31,530 干嘛用锤子啊？ 101 00:06:31,730 --> 00:06:33,100 问案 打完再问哪 102 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:34,360 抓好了他 别让他动 103 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:35,060 喂… 104 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,050 - 等一等啊… - 喂… 105 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:37,370 - 你们想怎么样 - 坐好 闭上嘴 106 00:06:38,100 --> 00:06:39,360 阿达… 107 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,600 你这么做 好像不合规矩 108 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:42,880 你审问过犯人没有？ 109 00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:45,840 没有 可是打伤了他不是弄一裤子大便嘛 110 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:46,990 怎么会打伤他呢？ 111 00:06:47,020 --> 00:06:48,730 审问犯当然拿个电话簿垫住他胸部 112 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:49,790 用铁锤一下K下去 113 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:50,800 什么伤都验不出来的 114 00:06:51,330 --> 00:06:53,390 这个时候 没有必要惹这么多麻烦事嘛 115 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:54,390 - 不要啦 - 有没有电话簿啊？ 116 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,810 - 这么大个警察局 连个电话薄也没有啊 - 电话薄好像没有带 117 00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:57,600 又有带了 118 00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,160 好…垫在他胸部… 119 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,240 - 我还是不赞成你这么做嘛… - 你不要怕 120 00:07:02,270 --> 00:07:03,280 把它垫好垫好嘛 121 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,280 不然会把他打伤的 122 00:07:04,940 --> 00:07:06,290 - 我数三下就打啊 - 喂… 123 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:07,360 长官 124 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,230 你电话簿这么小 会打死人的 125 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:11,520 把它掀开 掀开它 126 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:13,020 - 数三下 第三下K下去啊 - 不要啦 127 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:14,530 真的会打死人的噢 我不玩了 128 00:07:14,590 --> 00:07:16,140 - 把手拿开啊 夹住他… - 我才不要 129 00:07:16,880 --> 00:07:17,680 用腿夹住他 130 00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:18,960 不关我的事 我是被逼的啊 131 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:19,910 数三下啊 132 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:21,270 - 被打死了别来找我啊 - 小心点… 133 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:22,810 - 小心点 不要打啊 - 数三下啊 134 00:07:22,880 --> 00:07:23,380 快点 135 00:07:23,430 --> 00:07:24,240 - 小心点 - 一… 136 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:25,950 二 137 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:29,970 想死呀你？ 138 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:32,910 放开他 139 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:34,110 我要跟他单挑 140 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,540 - 挑什么挑啊 - 放开他… 141 00:07:42,250 --> 00:07:43,280 你是K他还是K我啊 142 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,190 K他 143 00:07:53,820 --> 00:07:55,800 阿星啊…阿星… 144 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:56,260 - 来… - 怎么了？ 145 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:57,440 接力… 146 00:07:57,490 --> 00:07:58,370 - 你不是要K他吗？- 接力啊 147 00:07:58,510 --> 00:07:59,520 你K也一样啦 148 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:01,240 - 接力 - 真麻烦你 149 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:02,670 好 换手 150 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,750 想跟我摔跤 好… 151 00:08:21,530 --> 00:08:22,870 阿星阿星啊 接力… 152 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:23,550 接力… 153 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:24,660 换手 154 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,360 阿星啊阿星 快… 155 00:08:34,420 --> 00:08:35,120 接力… 156 00:08:35,220 --> 00:08:36,830 真丢脸哪 真是你 157 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:38,540 不要废话啦 158 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,340 快点哪… 接力 159 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:41,760 接力… 160 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:42,730 换手 161 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:52,720 弄一根烟抽一下嘛 162 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,390 你休想 二块钱… 163 00:08:57,060 --> 00:08:57,730 - 该我… - 干什么？ 164 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:58,560 你还来啊？ 165 00:08:58,850 --> 00:09:00,000 接力… 166 00:09:00,390 --> 00:09:01,030 - 换手啊 - 换手 167 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,490 你们干嘛打原告呢？ 168 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:24,400 人高马大欺负女人 该打 169 00:09:24,980 --> 00:09:26,720 我最看不起 不尊重女性的男人 170 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,110 如果你觉得我不对的话 你往上报啊 171 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,350 我要投诉… 172 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:33,570 条子打人哪 173 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:35,750 你们的档案回来没有啊？ 174 00:09:36,190 --> 00:09:36,630 - 没有 - 没有 175 00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:39,860 这位先生 很对不起呀 176 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:41,420 照程序上来说呢 177 00:09:41,460 --> 00:09:43,240 这两位已经不算是警察了 178 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:45,060 有没有搞错啊 179 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:47,000 不是警察你还打人？ 180 00:09:47,730 --> 00:09:49,080 政府是不会搞错的 181 00:09:49,370 --> 00:09:50,600 我们是讲道理的 182 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:53,130 如果这位先生是要告他们两个人的… 183 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:55,200 我只好说… 184 00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:58,280 你们三位互殴 185 00:09:58,670 --> 00:09:59,490 有没有兴趣啊？ 186 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:00,240 有 187 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,670 你为什么放两只疯狗来打我啊？ 188 00:10:03,620 --> 00:10:04,180 你说啊… 189 00:10:05,010 --> 00:10:06,820 我要告你 告你 190 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:08,930 我还要告你这死肥婆 191 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:11,370 你不要以为黑漆漆的 我就认不出你来了 192 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,570 我最认得的就是你呀 193 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,570 又肥又丑又皱皮 194 00:10:18,270 --> 00:10:19,360 你插我眼啦 195 00:10:19,870 --> 00:10:21,030 这里最大的就是我啦 196 00:10:21,510 --> 00:10:23,070 要告就来我这里告我好了 197 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:24,920 有没有看见我插眼哪？ 198 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:25,420 有 199 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,880 那好 我就多插你一眼 200 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,920 我多揣你一脚 踢下头也可以 201 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:32,140 告我 看谁会相信你 202 00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:33,490 收队 203 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:34,550 - 是 局长 - 是 局长 204 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,800 - 有没有人看见我踢人了？- 有 205 00:10:37,460 --> 00:10:39,650 有没有人看见我 又矮又肥又皱皮了？ 206 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:40,160 没有 207 00:10:40,510 --> 00:10:41,880 很好 非常好 208 00:10:43,290 --> 00:10:45,500 局长 刚才那件事情呢是个误会 209 00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,320 - 不过呢 还是要谢谢… - 我曹达华呢 210 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,180 一人做事一人当 211 00:10:49,670 --> 00:10:50,640 刚才那个杂碎呢 212 00:10:50,880 --> 00:10:51,700 我扁的很Happy 213 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:54,130 如果局长觉得我做的不对呢 214 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,300 随时整死我 215 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,300 你两位在上个月所破获的军火案呢？ 216 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:01,350 做的非常的好 217 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:02,040 是 218 00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,520 - 因为… - 没什么嘛 219 00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:05,850 这是我们应该做的嘛 220 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:06,880 有什么特别啊 221 00:11:07,220 --> 00:11:08,480 你实在太谦虚了 222 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,210 你想调哪里啊？ 223 00:11:10,930 --> 00:11:12,700 警察单位 哪个部门最危险呢？ 224 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:14,220 刑事组 225 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:15,690 我想进刑事组 226 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,460 那你去了刑事组 那我该怎么办？ 227 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:21,570 我干脆支当交通警察算了 228 00:11:36,790 --> 00:11:40,150 忠孝东路西对介寿大路遐 229 00:11:40,730 --> 00:11:43,950 介寿大路公在中正大庙埕 230 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,930 介寿大路口号按作无开声 231 00:11:48,640 --> 00:11:51,870 中正大庙埕内大家免着惊 232 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:55,820 有一个古早门城在铁枝路边企 233 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:59,810 当年隔壁阿本仔侵入着行在这 234 00:12:00,480 --> 00:12:03,720 今仔交通闹热夹甲呒震动 235 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,680 恬恬不敢喘气孤单在眠梦 236 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:11,790 今仔这个古城亲像当在变 237 00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:15,640 爱靠台湾同胞做主来表现 238 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,650 人人拢真认真打拼在赚钱 239 00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:23,570 但是城市甘有机会出头天 240 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,560 忠孝东路西对介寿大路遐 241 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:31,430 介寿大路公在中正大庙埕 242 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:35,360 介寿大路口号按作无开声 243 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,340 中正大庙埕内大家免着惊 244 00:12:40,110 --> 00:12:43,200 有一个现代庙埕在台北市镇路 245 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,720 我究竟做错了什么？ 246 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:47,440 和尚王爷甲阮惜甲花糊糊 247 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:51,410 朋友相招运动做伙来散步 248 00:12:51,900 --> 00:12:55,360 烧香希望保庇万岁好前途 249 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:59,280 今仔这个古城亲像当在变 250 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,960 爱靠台湾同胞做主来表现 251 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:05,980 唉…没前途 252 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,660 惨了… 253 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:34,280 熄火 行照 驾照 254 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,720 这下怎么办呢 255 00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:40,640 是星哥啊 星哥 256 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,390 原来是你们这群小王八蛋 257 00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,800 番薯你怎么越来越矬啦 258 00:13:45,370 --> 00:13:46,150 小歪 你好 259 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,570 星哥 现在我们没事了？ 260 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,980 小乌龟 幸亏是遇上了我 261 00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:52,130 下次没这么幸运了 262 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,450 - 星哥 那我们可走啰 - 开车小心点 263 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:54,370 走啦… 264 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,860 星哥 你怎么这么逊哪 265 00:13:56,050 --> 00:13:57,450 穿这身龟壳到处跑 266 00:13:57,630 --> 00:13:58,350 对啊… 267 00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:02,120 熄火 行照 驾照 268 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:04,370 星哥 别开玩笑了 269 00:14:04,660 --> 00:14:05,250 我们去喝茶 270 00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:06,690 走啦 不要屌他了 271 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,030 绝对不是开玩笑 272 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,020 全部下车 273 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:11,230 双手放在头上 274 00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:13,480 站好 275 00:14:15,150 --> 00:14:15,900 现在控告你 276 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,040 危险驾驶 277 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:17,930 企图谋杀 278 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,130 又不是我开的车 279 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:19,580 闭嘴 280 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:21,160 你 281 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,140 跟未成年少女 发生性行为 282 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,200 - 我都还没抱 - 闭嘴 283 00:14:28,730 --> 00:14:29,880 闭嘴 自己看 284 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:31,040 走啦 285 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:36,320 哇靠 286 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:38,320 我真的那么逊吗？ 287 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:41,860 我这叫犯贱 288 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,070 不减速是吧 289 00:14:58,590 --> 00:14:59,180 阿星啊 星… 290 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:00,230 阿达 291 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,940 这么舒服啊 在这烧烤呢？ 292 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,240 - 当然啦 - 来一串 来 293 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:07,420 那还有 294 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:07,640 喂… 295 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,920 这种制服穿得还习惯吗？ 296 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,010 挺好的 297 00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:13,060 色彩艳丽 298 00:15:13,450 --> 00:15:14,310 - 我挺满意的 - 是吗？ 299 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,300 喜欢呢 就穿得久一点 300 00:15:17,010 --> 00:15:17,810 你也真是的啊 301 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:19,480 一点不会哄上司开心 302 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:21,200 我不气她 就算她走运了 303 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:22,500 我可不像你那么无耻 304 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:23,520 泡那个老妖精 305 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,890 现在可不是我泡她 306 00:15:26,180 --> 00:15:28,610 是她自己投怀送抱 主动勾引我 307 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:30,960 这一次 308 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,460 我非搞定他不可 309 00:15:34,870 --> 00:15:36,000 你看看你这副德性 310 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:37,600 我真搞不懂她看上你哪一点？ 311 00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:38,540 他就是看上我那… 312 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:39,470 哪？ 313 00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:40,500 你可能没戏啦 314 00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,880 你是飞虎队里出了名的头号快枪手啊？ 315 00:15:43,300 --> 00:15:44,430 - 我警告你啊 我跟你说… - 警官 你可以走了 316 00:15:44,470 --> 00:15:46,190 就这样吧 有件大案子要办 就这样 317 00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:46,890 什么大案子啊？ 318 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:48,200 喂… 319 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:50,890 大案子？ 320 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:08,140 是不是有第二组人在这里啊？ 321 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,240 我已收到频率 322 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:12,900 各位注意 有人进来了 323 00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:26,010 那家伙有证件 324 00:17:28,050 --> 00:17:29,470 是不是市政府派来扫垃圾的 325 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,590 - 去收查一下 - 是 326 00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,600 别开枪 自己人… 327 00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:46,710 我知道 我知道啊 328 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,240 我们有一个卧底的在上面 329 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,590 放手啊 你搞什么事情？ 330 00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:01,740 大家安全了吗？ 331 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:06,150 死的卧底啊 332 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:08,210 他在国际学校 333 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:10,090 正在调查一件恐怖份子的案子 334 00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:11,470 这票恐怖份子 335 00:18:11,510 --> 00:18:13,630 在英国已经做了两件学校爆炸案了 336 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,120 这次来香港的目标 是哪一家学校呢？ 337 00:18:17,220 --> 00:18:17,980 我们正在调查 338 00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:18,810 谢谢你Peter 339 00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:21,090 Lydia你说吧 340 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,440 我们没接到政治部任何通知说有卧底的 341 00:18:28,060 --> 00:18:29,670 我们政治部做事都要通知你吗？ 342 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,530 Peter 不要生气 343 00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:33,510 两个部门都没有错 344 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:36,430 小朋友 345 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,320 叫什么名字？ 346 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,200 交通组警员 347 00:18:40,290 --> 00:18:42,290 编号167 周星星 长官 348 00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:43,900 有没有后台？ 349 00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:44,900 后台啊？ 350 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:46,090 没有 351 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:46,910 好 352 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:50,270 那这件事情就由你扛下来 353 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:50,960 好不好？ 354 00:18:55,070 --> 00:18:57,490 - 这亏吃大了 摆明了是吃定我 - 是嘛 355 00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:58,320 太没面子了 356 00:18:58,350 --> 00:18:59,580 没关系 我去扁他一顿 357 00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:00,250 该扁 358 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:01,710 - 该扁是不是 你说该扁是不是？- 该扁 359 00:19:02,110 --> 00:19:03,250 那我现在就去扁他一顿 360 00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,380 意思意思扁几下就好啦 361 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,650 - 不要打死他啊 - 这可难了 362 00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:07,730 拳脚是不长眼的 363 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:08,560 出手轻一点 364 00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:09,460 我每一拳都那么重 365 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,200 说的对啊 366 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,860 当今天下有谁受得了我一拳？ 367 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:13,170 - 实在是没有啊 - 那就行了 368 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,020 我去扁他 369 00:19:14,490 --> 00:19:15,760 不要打到我亲爱的局长啊 370 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:16,870 谁要吃定我 我就扁谁 371 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:17,910 - 对… - 你说对不对？ 372 00:19:17,940 --> 00:19:18,480 说的对啊 373 00:19:18,630 --> 00:19:20,630 没错啊 赶快扁几下 扁完去喝咖啡啊 374 00:19:20,710 --> 00:19:21,460 你想喝咖啡？ 375 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:22,830 - 想喝咖啡啊 - 那先喝杯咖啡吧 376 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:24,800 我告诉你 377 00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:25,840 我周星星今天啊 378 00:19:26,310 --> 00:19:27,150 天不怕 地不怕 379 00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:28,960 谁要敢吃我 我就打 380 00:19:35,590 --> 00:19:37,140 伯母 喝茶 伯母 381 00:19:37,870 --> 00:19:39,110 乖… 382 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:49,720 妈咪啊 你不要逼他了啊 383 00:19:50,300 --> 00:19:51,040 我逼他？ 384 00:19:51,610 --> 00:19:53,130 我什么时候逼过他了 啊？ 385 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,090 你说的啊 386 00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:57,130 我有没有逼过你 啊？ 387 00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:58,540 你说啊 388 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,640 理论上… 389 00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:01,450 没有 390 00:20:02,380 --> 00:20:03,970 你妈咪不会逼他的 391 00:20:05,750 --> 00:20:06,890 我跟人家说话 392 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:08,390 你不要打岔 不好？ 393 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,470 是… 394 00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:12,860 老实说啊 395 00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:14,960 你有没有想过要结婚呢？ 396 00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:18,160 在正常的… 397 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,430 逻辑性… 398 00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:21,530 逻辑性道德观念底下 399 00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:23,000 有 400 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,100 这是什么意思啊？ 401 00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:25,170 就是没有 402 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,530 因为何解呢？ 403 00:20:27,010 --> 00:20:27,690 我没有钱 404 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:28,480 没钱？ 405 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,060 不会吧 406 00:20:30,770 --> 00:20:32,580 当了这么多年的警察 407 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:33,650 会没钱？ 408 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,290 你开玩笑 409 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,690 你诓我是吧？ 410 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,420 结婚要用的礼服 礼饼 聘金 手饰 411 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,160 酒席 渡蜜月 买房子 412 00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:43,500 还有杂七杂八的每一样 413 00:20:43,540 --> 00:20:45,020 我都负担不起 没有 414 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:48,270 人家说 那个…什么有五个亿呢 415 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:49,760 那是以前的事啦 416 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:50,950 又关你什么事啊 417 00:20:52,060 --> 00:20:53,180 五…亿？ 418 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,820 五亿有… 419 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:56,540 五亿 420 00:20:57,050 --> 00:20:57,930 不过可是呢 421 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,570 我已经用来买那堆东西了 422 00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,140 不会吧 423 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,870 这堆破烂东西要五亿 424 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,190 就是这堆啊 425 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,560 这纸糊的 426 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:09,380 是啊… 427 00:21:09,850 --> 00:21:11,430 刚才你戳掉我一亿五了 已经 428 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,800 不会这么贵吧？ 429 00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:16,720 你有钱的 430 00:21:16,780 --> 00:21:17,840 我哪里有钱呢？ 431 00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,830 这个帐户是我们一起开的 432 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,320 我记得啊 每人凑十块钱开户的嘛 433 00:21:22,870 --> 00:21:24,210 现在不止十块啦 434 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:25,620 十万？ 435 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,160 你存那么多啦？ 436 00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:30,250 - 这里面你也有存的 你忘记啦？- 我… 437 00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,970 没办法 女儿像我嘛 438 00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:36,840 你有福了 准备办喜事吧 439 00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,240 妈咪啊 你放心好了 440 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:42,320 他会去筹备的 441 00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:44,390 - 啊？- 哦 442 00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,110 - 啊星呀 - 是你 443 00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:01,610 有件很重要的事情啊 请你帮忙啊 444 00:22:02,110 --> 00:22:04,200 政治部跟刑事组啊 首次携手合作 445 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,140 这下我可以抛头露面啦 446 00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:07,410 派你做鸡啊？ 447 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:08,460 不是啊 448 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:09,510 那你说抛头露面？ 449 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:12,350 我的意思是 好拉风 好神气 450 00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:13,420 那该怎么说啊？ 451 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:14,710 出人头地 452 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:15,970 对… 出人头地 453 00:22:16,030 --> 00:22:17,080 我就说出人头地嘛 454 00:22:17,130 --> 00:22:18,180 - 好…那怎么样？- 没错啊 455 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:20,770 这里有很多英文字我全都认识 456 00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:21,670 就是不知道怎么写 457 00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:23,080 - 你告诉我 - 噢 458 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:26,520 他这个里面是说… 459 00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:28,470 啊… 460 00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:29,650 - 说什么？- 啊… 461 00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:30,080 什 462 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,440 - 不会吧 - 啊… 463 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:32,490 - 怎么会呢 - 怎么啦？ 464 00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:34,880 局长我建议你考虑清楚才好 465 00:22:35,330 --> 00:22:36,030 我相信 466 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:37,840 这个案子除了我之外 467 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,480 你不应该找第二个人去做 468 00:22:40,450 --> 00:22:43,070 可是曹达华 是我们刑事组之虎 469 00:22:43,460 --> 00:22:45,430 我相信他一定能够胜任的 470 00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:47,560 你自己说 你行不行？ 471 00:22:47,930 --> 00:22:49,880 那票恐怖份子很疯狂 我告诉你 472 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,120 你不要死要面子啊 你说 473 00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,620 我知道…这份资料写得很详细啊 474 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,680 - 这个案子很危险的 - 嗯 475 00:22:56,660 --> 00:22:58,400 但是我向来是享受危险的 476 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:02,660 你最好不要太高估你自己了 477 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,090 你的上司曾经向我投诉 478 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,680 说你的能力不太适合当交通警察 479 00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,430 所以我考虑调你去 480 00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:10,970 东龙岛 481 00:23:11,710 --> 00:23:12,650 那是个荒岛 482 00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:15,070 是啊 没有马路啊 483 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,070 那可是个闲差啊 恭喜你啦 484 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,660 劳烦那些 阶级低的警务人员出去 485 00:23:23,050 --> 00:23:23,720 我们要开会了 486 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:27,800 对不起 487 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,910 我不是阶级低的警务人员 488 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,400 同时 我也不再是警务人员 489 00:23:34,510 --> 00:23:35,030 我不干了 490 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,760 爸爸回家吃晚饭 491 00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:41,650 现在的年青人哪 492 00:23:41,790 --> 00:23:42,700 真是毫无休养 493 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:44,970 - 达 - 嗯？ 494 00:23:45,660 --> 00:23:47,740 刑事组幸亏有你啊 495 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:49,760 不要这么大声嘛 496 00:23:50,460 --> 00:23:51,240 会惹人注意的 497 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:52,660 对不起 498 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:04,050 阿星啊… 499 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:05,500 帮你找了好几份工作 500 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:06,240 都蛮适合你的 501 00:24:06,390 --> 00:24:06,980 听听看啊 502 00:24:07,630 --> 00:24:09,480 电子厂请熟手 503 00:24:09,910 --> 00:24:11,060 配线员 504 00:24:11,370 --> 00:24:13,160 薪水高 福利好 505 00:24:13,220 --> 00:24:14,400 有专车接送 506 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:16,520 不适合？ 507 00:24:18,050 --> 00:24:18,690 这一份啊… 508 00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:20,900 东华医院请警卫 509 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,650 有鲜明制服… 510 00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:24,600 最适合你了 你最喜欢穿制服的 511 00:24:25,770 --> 00:24:26,470 不适合… 512 00:24:28,990 --> 00:24:30,120 这一份最适合你啦 513 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:32,460 电影公司请男主角一名 514 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,580 无不良嗜好 年青力壮 515 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,880 身手敏捷 气宇轩昂 516 00:24:38,170 --> 00:24:40,680 所有条件跟你都很配合 517 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,180 是吗？ 518 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,020 是… 519 00:24:43,050 --> 00:24:45,220 这里有一丁点跟你不一样啊 520 00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:45,730 哪一点？ 521 00:24:46,010 --> 00:24:47,920 他们是请公狗一只 522 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,830 拍人狗情未了 523 00:24:51,830 --> 00:24:53,530 差一点而已 不妨试试看嘛 524 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,510 你总不会连小狗都比不上吧？ 525 00:25:00,850 --> 00:25:02,010 不过也难说啊 526 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,560 阿星啊 你总要计划一下嘛 527 00:25:05,600 --> 00:25:07,680 这么年青难道不工作 去混小太保啊？ 528 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:09,200 计划怎么样 我已经决定了 529 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:10,970 决定怎么样？做生意我也参加一份 530 00:25:11,180 --> 00:25:12,290 做我最精的那一行 531 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:14,830 我就说嘛 那个狗的角色最适合你啦 532 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,330 做卧底 533 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,290 我要重回学校 做卧底 534 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,150 我要回学校当卧底 535 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:31,680 需要找几个助手跟我一起 536 00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:33,000 扮学生混到里面去 537 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:34,800 这几个人 538 00:25:35,810 --> 00:25:38,500 一定要坚强敏捷 智勇双全 539 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,320 所以我找你们 540 00:25:42,150 --> 00:25:42,550 不干 541 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:44,140 你分明想坑我们 542 00:25:44,590 --> 00:25:45,340 你们怎么知道？ 543 00:25:45,610 --> 00:25:46,300 我们这么猪 544 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,740 怎么会像坚强敏捷 智勇双全 545 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,010 你不要以为我们真的是傻瓜 546 00:25:51,310 --> 00:25:51,920 说的对啊 547 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,570 我们虽然猪 但不真的是猪 548 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,790 没那么容易受你的骗 549 00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:56,000 不干… 550 00:25:56,090 --> 00:25:57,860 - 不干… - 当老大我都不干 551 00:25:57,890 --> 00:25:59,240 - 想要多少钱说嘛？- 跳海我也不干 不干 552 00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:00,190 一万五 553 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:01,280 每个人一万五噢 554 00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:02,320 而且每个月结算 555 00:26:02,410 --> 00:26:03,740 是港币 不是日币噢 556 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:05,690 成交 557 00:26:06,410 --> 00:26:07,600 谢谢老板… 558 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,580 一起去吃饭 走 一起去吃饭 559 00:26:09,710 --> 00:26:11,760 - 一起吃饭 - 真搞不明白 为什么又搞这种飞机噢 560 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:12,320 我不知道啊 561 00:26:12,450 --> 00:26:13,920 因为 我要告诉别人 562 00:26:14,390 --> 00:26:16,240 我是飞虎队的第一号杀手 563 00:26:17,060 --> 00:26:18,250 上次学校失枪案 564 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,640 我一夫当关 万夫莫敌 565 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,840 现在就算不是总警司也该是总督察了 566 00:26:24,290 --> 00:26:26,430 绝对不是交通警察 编号167 567 00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:27,950 你了解吗？ 568 00:26:28,390 --> 00:26:28,890 我了解 569 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:30,080 你在撒谎 570 00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:31,980 你这么猪 571 00:26:32,510 --> 00:26:33,280 怎么会了解 572 00:26:34,890 --> 00:26:35,420 星哥 573 00:26:35,830 --> 00:26:38,980 我很猪 但是我很聪明 574 00:26:40,470 --> 00:26:42,260 英国政府如果在一个星期之内 575 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,690 也就是接着而来的平安夜的凌晨之前 576 00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:47,290 还不释放这个恐怖组织的头子的话 577 00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:48,920 那票恐怖份子 578 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,050 就会在香港其中一所学校搞恐怖活动 579 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:52,080 星哥啊 580 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:54,230 英国政府的事 关香港什么事啊 581 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,480 - 对啊 - 英女皇诞辰 你放不放假呀？ 582 00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:57,050 放啊 583 00:26:57,170 --> 00:26:57,920 那就有关系啦 584 00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:58,510 是啊 585 00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,190 香港这么多学校 586 00:27:00,230 --> 00:27:01,520 我们要进哪一家好啊？ 587 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:03,170 我已经分析过了 588 00:27:03,850 --> 00:27:05,340 挂掉的那个政治部的人 589 00:27:05,460 --> 00:27:08,290 就是卧底在这家阿当史密夫国际学校里面的 590 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,350 而在这个学校里面读书的人哪 591 00:27:11,410 --> 00:27:14,390 全部都是什么 领事 外交官 代表的子子女女 592 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:15,930 所以如果我是恐怖份子 593 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:17,210 我也会选在这里行动的 594 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,450 如果没猜中呢？ 595 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,710 没猜中就扁你一顿哪 596 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:20,810 扁的重不重啊？ 597 00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:22,740 就像999黄金那么重 598 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,410 你们分头准备 我去报名 599 00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,690 星哥 别猜错… 600 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:35,280 请问金校长在不在？ 601 00:27:35,850 --> 00:27:36,700 金经理是吧？ 602 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,190 校长 不是经理 603 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,370 都一样啦 直走左边第一间 604 00:27:43,470 --> 00:27:44,140 金校长是吗？ 605 00:27:44,940 --> 00:27:45,520 进来… 606 00:27:47,350 --> 00:27:48,800 我有客户来了 等一下再聊啊 607 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:50,610 你好… 608 00:27:50,770 --> 00:27:51,760 有什么我可以效劳的？ 609 00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:53,020 我想报名读书 610 00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:54,070 哪一家？ 611 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:56,480 阿当史密夫国际学校 612 00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,220 几年级啊？ 613 00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:00,870 高三 四个人 614 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,510 有位置 我帮你办手续啊 615 00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,780 周星星同学 你几岁啦？ 616 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,320 十八岁 617 00:28:08,980 --> 00:28:11,500 不会吧…我看像二十八岁 618 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:12,880 不会吧 619 00:28:13,810 --> 00:28:16,520 没关系…二十八也好 三十八也好 620 00:28:16,730 --> 00:28:18,080 你千万不要有自卑感 621 00:28:18,550 --> 00:28:20,760 最主要的是你肯学 我们就肯教啦 622 00:28:21,570 --> 00:28:22,270 那太好了 623 00:28:22,930 --> 00:28:25,040 学费呢 每位是四千块钱 624 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,040 四个人呢就是一万六 625 00:28:27,490 --> 00:28:30,070 还有呢 书簿费是每个人三千六 626 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,850 还有运动服装费 每位是二千八 627 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:35,830 总数加起来呢 就是四万一千六 628 00:28:36,460 --> 00:28:37,910 老板 真谢谢你噢 629 00:29:28,020 --> 00:29:28,960 你来这里干什么？ 630 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:31,660 读书 631 00:29:33,530 --> 00:29:34,920 请问教务处在哪里啊 哥哥？ 632 00:29:35,210 --> 00:29:36,380 你有没有搞错啊？ 633 00:29:36,790 --> 00:29:37,960 谢谢 谢人家 634 00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:39,600 谢谢 哥哥 635 00:29:42,830 --> 00:29:44,980 邦先生等一会儿见你们 636 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,680 不知那个训导主任凶不凶啊？ 637 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:52,830 凶得过以前学校那个林主任吗？ 638 00:29:53,230 --> 00:29:53,830 傻瓜 639 00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:56,080 我们是付钱来读书的么 星哥 640 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:19,190 原来是达叔啊 641 00:30:20,670 --> 00:30:22,730 叫我邦 占士邦 642 00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:25,280 你是占士邦 那我不是蝙蝠侠 643 00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:26,340 站好 644 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,910 我就是你们的训导主任 占士邦 645 00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:31,060 我不是蝙蝠侠 不是超人 646 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:32,080 更不是什么达叔 647 00:30:32,150 --> 00:30:34,360 来呀…有种你就打下来 648 00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:37,000 政治部那票大哥在外面盯着看呢 649 00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:40,720 我才不管什么上部下部 我是来念书的 650 00:30:40,950 --> 00:30:42,610 你不过是个训导主任 就可以随便打人？ 651 00:30:42,650 --> 00:30:43,260 不是打人 652 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,870 命令只是打你一个而已 653 00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:47,480 来呀 赶快让我打一顿就收工了 654 00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,150 顶多我请吃宵夜啊 655 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:50,280 当我白痴啊？ 656 00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:51,520 被你打一顿我还能吃宵夜？ 657 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:53,840 放心好啦 我保证轻轻打啦 658 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,240 如果真的把你打痛了 你马上可以还手啊 659 00:30:56,430 --> 00:30:57,300 - 真的吗？- 来啊 660 00:30:57,330 --> 00:30:59,040 宵夜免啦 折现金一千块就好了 661 00:30:59,250 --> 00:30:59,630 五百 662 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:00,400 八百 663 00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:01,130 成交 664 00:31:08,270 --> 00:31:09,190 他们俩是不是有仇啊？ 665 00:31:10,310 --> 00:31:11,250 你赚了我八百块 666 00:31:11,330 --> 00:31:12,580 拿出来请我吃饭行不行啊？ 667 00:31:13,090 --> 00:31:14,290 请你吃根香蕉就可以 668 00:31:15,030 --> 00:31:16,410 你啊 老是这么小气啊 669 00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:19,560 你老是这样左啊右啊的 太单调了 670 00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:20,660 我好累啊 671 00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:22,410 我打你都不累 你累啊？ 672 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,540 你还有没有第二招啊 673 00:31:27,270 --> 00:31:27,540 有 674 00:31:31,910 --> 00:31:33,440 怎么会无缘无故多了根棍子啊？ 675 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,730 星哥 你没事吧？ 676 00:31:38,830 --> 00:31:39,280 没事… 677 00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:40,400 那现在我们怎么办？ 678 00:31:40,670 --> 00:31:42,330 找机会扁回那个王八蛋一顿啊 679 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,560 不是啊 我是问我们下一步的任务是什么啊？ 680 00:31:46,430 --> 00:31:46,880 我看这样 681 00:31:47,830 --> 00:31:49,510 我们要先接通这个学校的天地线 682 00:31:49,850 --> 00:31:50,970 我要知道以前阿麦 683 00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,110 在这个学校的一举一动 684 00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:53,280 明白 685 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,540 那我们先走啦 686 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:55,720 你走哪儿去啊？ 687 00:31:56,490 --> 00:31:57,080 那边啊 688 00:31:57,590 --> 00:31:58,290 到那边去干嘛？ 689 00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,570 你管了太多了吧？ 690 00:32:01,570 --> 00:32:03,190 你看…什么态度啊 你看？ 691 00:32:03,230 --> 00:32:04,960 星哥 我们要去哪边呢？ 692 00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:07,350 - 随便啦 那边 - 噢 693 00:32:08,050 --> 00:32:09,110 你还玩哪你 694 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:12,800 喂…好了没有啊 695 00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:15,120 马上好了 星哥 有点耐性嘛 696 00:32:15,470 --> 00:32:15,960 快点啊 697 00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:24,490 对不起啊大哥哥 698 00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:25,870 是姐姐 699 00:32:27,350 --> 00:32:28,400 你不说我怎么知道啊 700 00:32:28,690 --> 00:32:29,400 你现在知道啦 701 00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:31,010 看不出来 702 00:32:32,390 --> 00:32:32,910 道歉 703 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:45,590 道歉… 704 00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:47,690 道歉呢 705 00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:49,950 快道歉 706 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,270 对不起啊 大姐姐 707 00:32:58,050 --> 00:32:58,330 好了没有？ 708 00:32:58,830 --> 00:32:59,550 - 星哥… - 走啦 709 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,950 星哥 天快黑了 710 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,610 还没找到教室啊？ 711 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:07,940 还不快问问人 712 00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:08,640 噢 713 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:13,060 这应该是姐姐了吧？ 714 00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:15,060 姐姐 教室在哪里？ 715 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:19,470 妹妹 请问507教室在哪里啊？ 716 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,620 - 楼下 - 谢谢 717 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,160 《浪》这本小说 不很适合你 718 00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:29,380 男女主角萍水相逢 719 00:33:29,510 --> 00:33:30,550 惊得起起惊涛孩浪 720 00:33:30,690 --> 00:33:31,930 可惜最后全家都死光了 721 00:33:31,940 --> 00:33:32,640 以悲剧收场 722 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:33,630 太惨了 723 00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:35,480 应该挑一点开心少少的来看 724 00:33:35,830 --> 00:33:36,330 开心？ 725 00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:37,080 开心啊 726 00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:39,560 比如亦舒的《春之梦幻》 727 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,230 北条司的《城市猎人》 728 00:33:41,490 --> 00:33:42,860 鸟山鸣的《lQ博士》 729 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,600 黄玉郎的《龙虎门》 730 00:33:45,790 --> 00:33:47,520 我相信…最适合你了 731 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:50,380 哇…星哥 732 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,330 想不到你的文学根基这么深厚啊 733 00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:53,800 真是太有内涵了 734 00:33:54,260 --> 00:33:55,910 我不了解别人为什么说你无厘头 735 00:33:55,950 --> 00:33:56,610 说的也是啊 736 00:33:56,780 --> 00:33:58,200 - 太划不来了 - 对啊 737 00:33:58,740 --> 00:33:59,430 星哥… 738 00:34:00,470 --> 00:34:01,240 我收了个小弟 739 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,040 凭你 740 00:34:02,340 --> 00:34:03,350 我也觉得惊讶啊 741 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:04,510 快叫老大啊 742 00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:05,530 老大 743 00:34:05,870 --> 00:34:06,480 你好吗？ 744 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,090 要多少钱啊 老大？ 745 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,050 什么多少钱？ 746 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,600 每个老大都要钱的嘛 747 00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:12,050 什么意思啊？ 748 00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,180 亚伯他在学校里面 749 00:34:14,190 --> 00:34:15,520 什么会他都有加入的噢 750 00:34:15,570 --> 00:34:17,160 是啊 从班会到黑社会 751 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:18,600 所有会费他都交齐了 752 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:22,720 这里有黑社会吗？ 753 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,120 有 754 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:24,980 那两个就是黑字头的 755 00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:27,090 那是黑人而已嘛 756 00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:28,230 不一定是黑社会啊 757 00:34:28,470 --> 00:34:29,650 黑人也有黑社会的 758 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:32,020 那边的两个 他们就是白字头的 759 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:33,190 白？ 760 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:35,200 白日依山尽 761 00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,630 黄河入海流 762 00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:37,710 噢…戴老师 763 00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:39,260 其实我呢… 764 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:40,870 只想跟你打听一个人 765 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:41,690 跟我来 766 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,320 给钱… 767 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:46,700 噢…才三十块 768 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,530 少算一点嘛 大家都是好朋友啊 769 00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:49,920 好啊 算了… 770 00:34:50,050 --> 00:34:50,990 以后要拜托你了 771 00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:52,670 - 番薯 - Hi 772 00:34:53,370 --> 00:34:54,000 搞定了没有啊？ 773 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,080 我已经搭通这里的天地线了 星哥 774 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:56,880 绝对没问题 775 00:34:57,780 --> 00:34:58,230 这边 776 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,030 买好位置了 在那边 777 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,560 你看 这里…对 就是这里… 778 00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,370 付过钱了吧 779 00:35:05,050 --> 00:35:05,370 坐啊 780 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,000 姐姐 781 00:35:17,210 --> 00:35:17,890 妹妹 782 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:27,950 你要不要？ 783 00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:30,950 十块钱一根 784 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,700 很棒 要不要？ 785 00:35:34,810 --> 00:35:35,930 无法无天呢 786 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:37,660 无法无天不是挺好嘛 787 00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:38,570 干什么都行 788 00:35:38,590 --> 00:35:39,760 难道像监狱那样吗？ 789 00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:40,460 靠 790 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,280 - 真是2号？- 什么2号啊？ 791 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:42,980 第五场2号啊 792 00:35:43,230 --> 00:35:44,230 喂 第六场快开了 793 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,280 我这卖外围有九折 794 00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:45,810 有没有兴趣啊？ 795 00:35:46,390 --> 00:35:46,740 没有啊？ 796 00:35:46,950 --> 00:35:48,150 股票 金融 期货 外币 797 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,210 日元在升了 怎么样？ 798 00:35:50,030 --> 00:35:50,470 没兴趣 799 00:35:50,630 --> 00:35:51,050 女人啊 800 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:51,920 中 英 美 法 苏 801 00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:52,540 十八岁全套 802 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:54,050 没兴趣？ 803 00:35:54,230 --> 00:35:54,590 男人？ 804 00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:55,790 畜牲？ 805 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:56,560 狗？ 806 00:35:57,540 --> 00:35:57,870 老鼠？ 807 00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:10,560 对不起 808 00:36:12,830 --> 00:36:13,380 老师啊 809 00:36:13,970 --> 00:36:15,490 你今天发型很帅噢 810 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,370 谢谢… 811 00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:20,330 老师啊 桌上那本书正不正点哪？ 812 00:36:21,250 --> 00:36:21,980 对啊老师 813 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:22,820 好看的噢 814 00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,630 可以让你爽一爽 815 00:36:27,710 --> 00:36:29,780 - 怎么样？- 我很少看波的 真的？ 816 00:36:31,810 --> 00:36:32,590 我看这样好了 817 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:34,920 我们先点个名 好不好啊？ 818 00:36:35,770 --> 00:36:37,620 - 塞蒙·李 - 到 819 00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,750 - 布鲁斯·陆 - 到 820 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,510 - 麦克·王 - 在这边 821 00:36:45,540 --> 00:36:46,370 朱迪·兰迪斯 822 00:36:47,310 --> 00:36:47,920 朱迪… 823 00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,570 哪位同学帮她举下手好不好？ 824 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:51,550 噢…来了 825 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,360 辛迪·莱 826 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:57,640 辛迪？ 827 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:00,450 在这里 828 00:37:02,490 --> 00:37:03,700 接下的这个呢？ 829 00:37:04,220 --> 00:37:06,030 噢…新同学啊 830 00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,730 - 史帝芬 - 周 831 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:09,960 在这里 832 00:37:10,510 --> 00:37:12,220 周啊 是叫周 833 00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:13,030 是我 834 00:37:13,610 --> 00:37:15,030 周先生 欢迎你 835 00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:17,840 马太福音第27章 836 00:37:18,430 --> 00:37:19,560 这时候 837 00:37:20,190 --> 00:37:22,120 出卖耶稣的犹大 838 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,460 看见耶稣已经定了罪 839 00:37:26,340 --> 00:37:27,760 就后悔… 840 00:37:37,510 --> 00:37:37,900 打牌啦… 841 00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:38,860 好啊 打多大？ 842 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,920 你干什么呢？ 843 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:42,620 再见老师 打牌 844 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:43,920 你… 845 00:37:44,650 --> 00:37:46,040 罚抄圣经旧约 846 00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:48,300 加新约 一次 847 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:50,010 怎么了？ 848 00:37:50,980 --> 00:37:51,900 干嘛那么认真呢？ 849 00:37:53,740 --> 00:37:54,650 你不说打牌么？ 850 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,800 再过几年吧 851 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:57,230 这玩样这么厚 852 00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:59,110 这两年你都没时间打牌啦 853 00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:00,690 打手枪都没时间 854 00:38:01,350 --> 00:38:01,930 那怎么行啊 855 00:38:02,910 --> 00:38:05,130 说回后悔的犹大… 856 00:38:05,890 --> 00:38:07,520 他把三十块钱 857 00:38:07,720 --> 00:38:09,280 扔在圣殿那里 858 00:38:10,150 --> 00:38:12,620 走出去 就吊死了 859 00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:14,880 什么事那么看不开 非要去死呢？ 860 00:38:17,530 --> 00:38:18,240 难道？ 861 00:38:18,810 --> 00:38:21,320 你认为出卖耶稣的犹大是个好人么？ 862 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:22,540 犹大？ 863 00:38:23,970 --> 00:38:25,150 还行吧 不错 864 00:38:25,910 --> 00:38:27,070 那如果他不出卖耶稣 865 00:38:27,100 --> 00:38:28,390 耶稣就不会钉十字架 866 00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:30,110 耶稣如果不钉十字架的话 867 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,160 那你也没有十字架带了啊 868 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:34,320 喂 那你没得混了 你不怕啊 869 00:38:36,290 --> 00:38:38,920 犹大出卖耶稣是神的安排 870 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:39,710 噢…对 对 871 00:38:39,730 --> 00:38:41,710 就是神故意捉弄犹大意思 是不是啊？ 872 00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:45,200 神 873 00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:47,290 请你原谅我的暴力 874 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:48,930 请你启示我 875 00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:50,760 怎样打救这个学生 876 00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:56,560 星哥 这儿没人管的 877 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,080 你想怎么做就怎么做 878 00:39:01,370 --> 00:39:01,770 怎么？ 879 00:39:02,430 --> 00:39:03,330 你也想抄圣经啊 880 00:39:03,390 --> 00:39:04,340 那…这些都是小事 881 00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:05,640 至于神打不打救我呢 882 00:39:05,690 --> 00:39:06,460 那迟一步再说 883 00:39:06,570 --> 00:39:08,140 但是我现在就想立刻打救你 884 00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:14,070 星哥太棒了 885 00:39:14,230 --> 00:39:15,600 星哥你这拳打的真准哪 886 00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:17,750 不过我有点不祥预感 887 00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:23,640 南无阿弥陀佛… 888 00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:31,960 阿里路亚… 889 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:33,120 你也真是的啊 890 00:39:33,490 --> 00:39:36,100 得罪谁不好 你非得罪黄牧师 891 00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:37,910 黄牧师是全校最大的啊 892 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,540 比我跟校长还大呢 893 00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:41,300 他随时可以把你开除的 894 00:39:41,810 --> 00:39:42,460 你不早说 895 00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:44,240 我忘记了 896 00:39:49,210 --> 00:39:51,760 我看你 怎么样打救我 897 00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,190 有你的啊 训导主任 898 00:39:55,970 --> 00:39:57,720 这还用说 别走啊 899 00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:00,150 训导主任 900 00:40:02,050 --> 00:40:02,480 什么事啊？ 901 00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:03,290 没有 902 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:06,000 有点小事想到厕所里请教你一下 903 00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:07,630 不需要到厕所吧？ 904 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,890 就耽误你一下子嘛 905 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:09,880 在这里就行了嘛？ 906 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:11,070 还是到厕所比较好 907 00:40:11,890 --> 00:40:13,110 不要跑 训导主任 908 00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:17,120 对不起啊 大哥 909 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,810 我真的不晓得怎么会 910 00:40:18,870 --> 00:40:20,390 无缘无故多了根棍子出来 911 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:21,800 傻瓜 912 00:40:22,490 --> 00:40:24,290 我阿星什么时候跟你计较过了嘛 913 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:25,980 现在不是什么事都没了嘛 914 00:40:26,190 --> 00:40:26,960 你放心吧 915 00:40:28,130 --> 00:40:30,270 那 我那个八百块钱还要不要给？ 916 00:40:30,910 --> 00:40:32,560 你说过要给 当然要给啦 917 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:34,440 我们是大人又不是小孩子了 918 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,880 - 是啊… - 拿来 919 00:40:37,210 --> 00:40:38,190 欠人钱呢 920 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:40,000 - 总是觉得浑身不舒服 - 是啊 921 00:40:40,940 --> 00:40:41,930 - 谢了 - 嘘 922 00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:44,000 那混小子神经兮兮的 923 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,290 不知道进来搞些什么 924 00:40:45,690 --> 00:40:46,640 我才不管他那么多呢 925 00:40:47,650 --> 00:40:49,280 反正他不要来妨碍我们工作就行了 926 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:51,790 最重要的是啊 927 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,020 不要让他接近辛迪 928 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:54,880 辛迪？ 929 00:41:02,330 --> 00:41:04,340 主任 我下次我真的不敢啦 930 00:41:04,990 --> 00:41:05,660 是啊… 931 00:41:06,270 --> 00:41:07,760 看你下次还敢不敢？ 932 00:41:07,820 --> 00:41:08,680 当然不敢啦 933 00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,780 不过下次你可不可以别打这么重啊？ 934 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,670 不打重点你怎么会怕呢 935 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:13,360 你说的对 936 00:41:13,470 --> 00:41:14,120 回教室 937 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:14,850 谢主任 938 00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:53,430 这个辛迪到底是什么人？ 939 00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:55,020 为什么那么重要 940 00:42:56,270 --> 00:42:58,400 星哥…刚才你真有够拉风 941 00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:59,890 真人表演把球打爆 942 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,590 简直出神入化 叹为观止 943 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:03,230 - 我刚才帅不帅 - 简直帅极了 944 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:03,960 帅呆了 945 00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:05,640 有没有美女尖叫啊？ 946 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,330 何止呀 呻吟的都有 947 00:43:07,430 --> 00:43:08,370 - 谁啊… - 他啊 948 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,160 星哥啊 想当初你的功力 949 00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:13,460 只能够在空中接板擦 950 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:15,560 想不到现在已经提升到把球打爆 951 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,850 而且还打的那么帅 952 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,070 你真是厉害呀…星哥 953 00:43:19,810 --> 00:43:21,000 接板擦小把戏 现在 954 00:43:21,070 --> 00:43:21,560 接什么啊？ 955 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:22,780 子弹都接得住啦 956 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,760 哗 这么厉害啊 957 00:43:23,820 --> 00:43:24,800 那表演来看看噢 958 00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:26,300 有机会的 给点耐心 959 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:28,110 那我等你啊 星哥 我等你啊 960 00:43:29,330 --> 00:43:31,390 原来政治部已经布置了重兵在里面 961 00:43:31,530 --> 00:43:32,780 这证明我的估计没有错 962 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,740 这间学校的的确确有问题 963 00:43:35,290 --> 00:43:37,290 好了…这下子不用被扁一顿重的了 964 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:37,780 喂 965 00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:39,550 - 喂 - 怎么？有消息啊？ 966 00:43:40,210 --> 00:43:41,380 我想约女朋友吃饭 967 00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:42,160 我也啊… 968 00:43:42,190 --> 00:43:43,410 怎么？现在到时间了啊？ 969 00:43:44,050 --> 00:43:44,990 回家做功课去 970 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:45,960 周星星 971 00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:48,010 我们政治部想请你回去喝咖啡 972 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,270 老大… 973 00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,230 喝咖啡啊 我也去 974 00:43:52,770 --> 00:43:53,680 你们在学校做什么啊？ 975 00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:56,880 你有失忆症啊 我说过好多次了 976 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:57,920 念书啊 老师 977 00:43:58,170 --> 00:43:58,940 叫长官 978 00:43:59,510 --> 00:44:00,560 我们的长官就是老师啊 979 00:44:00,790 --> 00:44:01,750 老师你教什么的？ 980 00:44:02,770 --> 00:44:04,710 看你的样子 一定是教拉屎 981 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:05,870 不…历史 982 00:44:07,570 --> 00:44:08,190 我警告你们 983 00:44:08,230 --> 00:44:09,510 以后不要再跟他上学了 984 00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:10,680 要不然我就逮捕你们 985 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:12,180 什么事啊？ 986 00:44:12,690 --> 00:44:13,960 我不念书就没事做啦 987 00:44:14,090 --> 00:44:14,960 我是个学生嘛 988 00:44:15,550 --> 00:44:16,480 说的也是啊 989 00:44:16,750 --> 00:44:18,250 没理由不让人念书啊 990 00:44:18,970 --> 00:44:20,850 周星星也不是我们警察人员了 991 00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:22,040 对不对 阿达？ 992 00:44:22,550 --> 00:44:24,790 是啊 你们怕他是吗？ 993 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,400 我一点也不怕他 994 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:27,680 你们听好啊 995 00:44:28,070 --> 00:44:29,010 以后要专心念书 996 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:29,780 不许查案 997 00:44:30,210 --> 00:44:30,880 不许泡妞 998 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,410 不许打训导主任 知道吗？ 999 00:44:33,770 --> 00:44:34,460 是 主任 1000 00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:35,280 好 回去吧 1001 00:44:37,340 --> 00:44:41,040 谢…谢…老…师… 1002 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,090 老…师…再…见… 1003 00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,140 好啦 收队 1004 00:44:50,510 --> 00:44:53,110 这件案子有什么差错 由你负责 1005 00:44:56,230 --> 00:44:56,530 走 1006 00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:01,980 是不是你安排的？ 1007 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:04,160 我怎么做 1008 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,310 你不要过问行不行啊？ 1009 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:07,060 好 1010 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,110 我全相信你嘛 1011 00:45:10,650 --> 00:45:11,680 你的脸没事了吧？ 1012 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:13,360 鸡婆 1013 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:27,710 收到 1014 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:29,740 怎没反应啊？ 1015 00:45:30,150 --> 00:45:30,750 别管那么多了 1016 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:32,130 情报说在里面 攻进去 1017 00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:41,580 怎么没人啊？ 1018 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,500 小心一点 他们一定在的 1019 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,850 我们依照原定计划进行 1020 00:46:05,940 --> 00:46:07,790 目标是阿当史密夫国际学校 1021 00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,060 但是警方已在该校部署 1022 00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:09,920 警察？ 1023 00:46:10,290 --> 00:46:11,290 难道你害怕？ 1024 00:46:12,100 --> 00:46:12,800 教训他们一顿吧 1025 00:46:14,180 --> 00:46:14,700 喂 星哥 1026 00:46:15,070 --> 00:46:16,600 让这个人知道我们的身份 1027 00:46:16,980 --> 00:46:18,220 我们会很危险的 1028 00:46:19,140 --> 00:46:20,080 不如… 1029 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,460 老大 你们不要杀我灭口啊 1030 00:46:23,260 --> 00:46:25,640 总之我们的秘密如果被别人说出去的话 1031 00:46:30,630 --> 00:46:31,230 我怎么敢呢？ 1032 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:32,910 我已经加入你们的会啦 1033 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,130 想没事的话 就赶快把功课给我们做完 1034 00:46:36,450 --> 00:46:37,120 做好了… 1035 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,210 星哥 你的音响呢？ 1036 00:46:41,410 --> 00:46:41,880 卖掉了 1037 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:42,940 换新的？ 1038 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:44,600 没钱 1039 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,780 我10万块 你们几个王八蛋几下就弄光了 1040 00:46:48,420 --> 00:46:48,960 不卖行吗？ 1041 00:46:53,700 --> 00:46:55,130 星哥 脸色不用发青 1042 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,760 我介绍个高利贷给你认识 1043 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,160 谁呀？ 1044 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,070 星哥 6点啦 1045 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:02,880 再不收工我们要跟你算加班费啦 1046 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,020 收…收工 1047 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:10,800 何老师 1048 00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,930 - 好久不见 - 好久不见啦 1049 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,550 不跟你多说了 我们收工了 1050 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,110 下班？ 1051 00:47:15,150 --> 00:47:15,610 拜拜 1052 00:47:15,630 --> 00:47:16,040 拜拜 1053 00:47:17,430 --> 00:47:18,480 - 收工？- 拜拜 1054 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:19,360 拜拜 1055 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:20,920 拜拜 1056 00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:21,560 阿敏 1057 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:24,780 他们说什么收工啊？ 1058 00:47:25,030 --> 00:47:26,160 他们刚才来修水管哪 1059 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:27,080 水管？ 1060 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,390 这们这帮家伙 1061 00:47:28,510 --> 00:47:29,880 学人家当什么水电工啊 1062 00:47:30,810 --> 00:47:33,020 - 我后面头发又长了 你帮我剪剪 - 没问题 1063 00:47:33,100 --> 00:47:33,370 坐啊 1064 00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:34,080 好 1065 00:47:34,510 --> 00:47:35,200 先生 几位呀？ 1066 00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:36,840 一位啊 1067 00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,260 你订了酒席没有？ 1068 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,700 订好了… 1069 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:44,980 你的音响怎么都不见了？ 1070 00:47:46,370 --> 00:47:47,460 不用音响 1071 00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:50,320 如果有你的响应？ 1072 00:47:50,590 --> 00:47:51,980 我还要听什么音响？ 1073 00:47:52,540 --> 00:47:53,740 你在说些什么啊？ 1074 00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:55,780 听你唱歌总比听音响好啊 1075 00:47:57,390 --> 00:47:59,660 明天啊 我约了个房地产经纪人 1076 00:47:59,900 --> 00:48:01,160 记得带支票本 啊？ 1077 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,060 你想付定金啊 不用那么急吧？ 1078 00:48:04,860 --> 00:48:05,970 干什么 你没钱哪？ 1079 00:48:06,140 --> 00:48:06,940 有 都还在 1080 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:08,480 你上次给我的全都还在啊 1081 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,040 但是如果你付定金先 1082 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:12,570 马上就要付分期付款了 1083 00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,810 付就付啊 1084 00:48:15,090 --> 00:48:16,920 你不是有那个房屋津贴的吗？ 1085 00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:18,300 现在哪里还有啊？ 1086 00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:19,830 为什么没有啊？ 1087 00:48:21,250 --> 00:48:22,220 因为我是卧底的 1088 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,950 卧底？你不是说升级啦 1089 00:48:25,490 --> 00:48:26,190 我是升了级啦 1090 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:27,600 不过还是卧底的 1091 00:48:28,310 --> 00:48:30,590 但是现在已经是卧底之中的 指挥官 1092 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,490 这个位子不是人人都可以坐的 1093 00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:34,500 那你应该替我开心啊 1094 00:48:35,140 --> 00:48:35,700 你开不开心啊？ 1095 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,260 笑一个 1096 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:40,870 这样会不会耽误我们的婚礼啊？ 1097 00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:43,850 不要啊 千万不要啊 大哥 1098 00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,160 耽误了我还有命哪？ 1099 00:48:47,890 --> 00:48:48,300 怎么啦 1100 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:50,480 没有 1101 00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:52,160 继续啊 1102 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:53,170 还要啊？ 1103 00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:55,460 这你说的噢 1104 00:48:56,290 --> 00:48:57,300 快点 谢谢啊 1105 00:48:59,670 --> 00:49:02,220 今天 我来教大家打柔道 1106 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:09,070 柔道要练得好呢 1107 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,730 腰力是最重要的 1108 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:18,780 除了腰力之外 1109 00:49:18,930 --> 00:49:21,090 脚力也是非常重要的 1110 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:21,630 来 1111 00:49:25,790 --> 00:49:26,370 看见没有？ 1112 00:49:26,940 --> 00:49:29,520 其实柔道是千变万化的 1113 00:49:29,980 --> 00:49:30,640 譬如… 1114 00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,920 辛迪 你出来跟他比试一下 1115 00:49:41,970 --> 00:49:42,310 是 1116 00:49:42,750 --> 00:49:44,270 教练 她是女生啊？ 1117 00:49:44,610 --> 00:49:46,990 我特地挑个最瘦小的来跟你比试 1118 00:49:47,390 --> 00:49:49,240 找别人的话 我怕会打死了你噢 1119 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:53,070 预备 1120 00:49:54,540 --> 00:49:54,880 开始 1121 00:50:23,930 --> 00:50:24,440 停 1122 00:50:24,630 --> 00:50:26,450 你们干嘛跳洽洽？打 1123 00:50:50,870 --> 00:50:51,570 承让… 1124 00:51:00,100 --> 00:51:01,220 好啦 算打成平手 1125 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:07,920 那么快洗好了？ 1126 00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:09,840 你也有练打柔道啊 1127 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:10,590 没有啊 1128 00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:11,760 那你干嘛洗澡？ 1129 00:51:13,970 --> 00:51:15,040 我们两个是拍挡嘛 1130 00:51:31,010 --> 00:51:33,490 辛迪跟这件案子是无关的 1131 00:51:34,490 --> 00:51:35,030 辛迪？ 1132 00:51:36,170 --> 00:51:36,470 不懂 1133 00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:38,080 我是来这念书的 1134 00:51:38,490 --> 00:51:39,980 如果你是来念书的话 1135 00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:41,510 就更不可以泡妞 1136 00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:42,870 没有 1137 00:51:43,150 --> 00:51:44,270 难道是她泡你啊？ 1138 00:51:44,770 --> 00:51:45,900 你看看你自已的模样 1139 00:51:46,330 --> 00:51:47,870 你看看侧面 看看你头顶 1140 00:51:48,030 --> 00:51:49,670 有哪一个地方会让女人喜欢的？ 1141 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,570 你说…有没有 你说 1142 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:53,750 没有 1143 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,120 这就对了 1144 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,080 你终于明白了 1145 00:51:56,260 --> 00:51:57,210 - Give me five - 这就对啦 1146 00:51:57,590 --> 00:51:58,690 我终于明白啦 1147 00:51:58,920 --> 00:51:59,720 Give me five 1148 00:52:00,810 --> 00:52:02,140 如果有我也只泡辛迪啊 1149 00:52:12,230 --> 00:52:12,880 为什么打kiss啊？ 1150 00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:17,240 打kiss为什么不让我参一份？ 1151 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,600 下次… 1152 00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,270 不要再碰她啊 1153 00:52:29,050 --> 00:52:29,890 有没有润湿巾啊 1154 00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:31,230 给我一点润湿巾啊 1155 00:52:33,490 --> 00:52:33,870 谢谢 1156 00:52:34,010 --> 00:52:36,200 不用说Thank you 说谢谢就可以了 1157 00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:38,070 谢谢 1158 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:39,600 老大… 1159 00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:50,510 你认不认识那个短头发的女孩？ 1160 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:51,490 哪个短头发的啊？ 1161 00:52:52,650 --> 00:52:55,130 拿着一本低级无聊的漫画书在看的那个女孩 1162 00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:56,940 那个是杰克 1163 00:52:57,330 --> 00:52:58,330 是辛迪的姐姐 1164 00:52:59,270 --> 00:53:00,710 是人都很怕她的 1165 00:53:01,570 --> 00:53:01,990 怎么样？ 1166 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,360 有什么大计？ 1167 00:53:03,900 --> 00:53:04,550 太好了 1168 00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:06,300 你现在的任务是 1169 00:53:06,710 --> 00:53:07,720 负责帮我引开 1170 00:53:07,750 --> 00:53:10,100 拿着本低级漫画在看的那个女孩 1171 00:53:11,430 --> 00:53:13,040 那个 不要吧 1172 00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,080 不如我负责引开隔壁那个 1173 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,490 隔壁的那个由我搞定 1174 00:53:16,550 --> 00:53:17,710 你负责低级漫画 1175 00:53:18,990 --> 00:53:19,980 这是命令 1176 00:53:38,010 --> 00:53:39,680 姐姐 你…到… 1177 00:53:39,710 --> 00:53:40,640 你到底有没有… 1178 00:53:41,610 --> 00:53:42,460 你说什么啊？ 1179 00:53:43,150 --> 00:53:44,240 一点点就够了 1180 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:47,530 我胸部小 关你个屁事啊？ 1181 00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:48,900 我是说时间 1182 00:53:49,090 --> 00:53:49,670 没有 1183 00:53:50,340 --> 00:53:50,980 神经 1184 00:53:56,990 --> 00:53:57,820 你个臭小子 1185 00:53:58,630 --> 00:53:59,240 你别跑 1186 00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:00,560 不要让我追到你啊 1187 00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:03,120 姐姐 1188 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:31,540 怎么这么巧啊？ 1189 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,560 - 怎么这么巧啊？- 没错 1190 00:54:37,770 --> 00:54:38,810 你在这里做什么啊？ 1191 00:54:39,660 --> 00:54:40,330 在晒太阳 1192 00:54:46,660 --> 00:54:47,290 好啊 1193 00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:51,510 那走吧 1194 00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:57,210 我觉得 我们好像认识很久了 1195 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:58,980 是啊 我也有这种感觉 1196 00:55:00,780 --> 00:55:02,070 我不妨坦白告诉你 1197 00:55:02,890 --> 00:55:03,950 我蛮喜欢你的 1198 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:06,020 我知道 1199 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,400 我也不妨坦白告诉你 1200 00:55:09,460 --> 00:55:10,420 其实我没有近视 1201 00:55:11,930 --> 00:55:13,280 - 会暗示… - 是啊 1202 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:26,540 言归正传… 1203 00:55:29,540 --> 00:55:30,490 我刚刚说到哪里啊？ 1204 00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:32,890 - 言归正传 - 对 1205 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,550 我是想问你认不认识一个叫… 1206 00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:36,740 卖菜的人 1207 00:55:39,060 --> 00:55:39,990 你认不认识卖菜？ 1208 00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:42,850 - 不认识 - 你说什么？ 1209 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,200 - 不认识 - 卖菜 1210 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:46,640 我不认识 1211 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,640 卖…菜… 1212 00:55:51,230 --> 00:55:53,720 卖鱼我认识 卖肉的我也认识 1213 00:55:54,190 --> 00:55:55,500 我就是不认识卖菜 1214 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:57,400 有没有搞错啊 1215 00:55:57,970 --> 00:55:59,790 你是不是不记得了 你想清楚 1216 00:56:00,100 --> 00:56:01,150 因为这对我很重要 1217 00:56:01,930 --> 00:56:03,210 也许我姐姐知道吧 1218 00:56:03,330 --> 00:56:03,920 那我们去找她 1219 00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,310 我看你能忍多久？ 1220 00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,500 要玩吗？一起玩 1221 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:51,540 不客气 请便 1222 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:52,880 起来 1223 00:56:54,140 --> 00:56:55,120 - 没事吧 - 没事 1224 00:56:56,110 --> 00:56:58,490 姐姐 你认不认识一个叫卖菜的人 1225 00:56:59,260 --> 00:57:00,630 - 卖菜？- 你快说啊 1226 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,110 哪个卖菜的？ 1227 00:57:02,230 --> 00:57:02,950 这个卖菜 1228 00:57:05,730 --> 00:57:06,700 缩骨伞哪 1229 00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,180 缩骨伞？ 1230 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,560 就是他呀 老是畏畏缩缩 1231 00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:12,720 一个礼拜呢有四天不上课 1232 00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,340 一上课就睡觉的那个 1233 00:57:14,370 --> 00:57:15,080 是吗？ 1234 00:57:15,550 --> 00:57:15,880 是 1235 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,920 那他平常有什么活动你清不清楚啊？ 1236 00:57:18,510 --> 00:57:20,340 有活动那还叫缩骨伞哪 1237 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,210 缩骨伞就是折起来的嘛 1238 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:23,860 打球啊？ 1239 00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:25,120 走啦 1240 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,110 他们？ 1241 00:57:28,190 --> 00:57:28,890 打球？ 1242 00:57:29,290 --> 00:57:31,490 无论如何 这次怎么我都要试一试 1243 00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:33,940 我看不如算了 1244 00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:36,390 因为这种事不是我们这种小孩子玩的 1245 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,030 姐姐都不怕了 怎么你这么老土啊 1246 00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:40,190 你没试过吗？ 1247 00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:43,110 是啊 我没试过啊 1248 00:57:43,410 --> 00:57:44,360 我也没试过 1249 00:57:44,490 --> 00:57:44,880 是吗？ 1250 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:45,980 我们试试嘛 1251 00:57:46,260 --> 00:57:47,980 试过就不是小孩子啦 1252 00:57:48,750 --> 00:57:50,090 好嘛 试一次嘛 1253 00:57:50,170 --> 00:57:50,940 我看算了吧 1254 00:57:51,100 --> 00:57:52,620 不要怕嘛 这里又没有人 1255 00:57:52,660 --> 00:57:53,110 确定？ 1256 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,220 - 一次嘛 - 好… 1257 00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:55,300 快点啊 1258 00:57:55,390 --> 00:57:55,980 你顶得住？ 1259 00:57:56,610 --> 00:57:56,880 好 1260 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,340 - 快点啊 - 来了… 1261 00:58:01,210 --> 00:58:02,320 - 你不会后悔吧？- 不后悔 1262 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,430 - 你给我闭眼睛先 - 不闭 1263 00:58:03,620 --> 00:58:03,950 那来了 1264 00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:04,650 - 来 - 来 1265 00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:16,290 你怎么了？ 1266 00:58:20,670 --> 00:58:21,700 你有气喘啊？ 1267 00:58:22,530 --> 00:58:23,840 不是…我是黑咕… 1268 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:24,860 擦黑咕？ 1269 00:58:26,690 --> 00:58:28,260 我…我怎么看不见 1270 00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:29,750 - 怎么会看不见 - 我眼镜… 1271 00:58:29,780 --> 00:58:30,850 - 我的眼镜 - 在这里啊 1272 00:58:31,430 --> 00:58:31,840 谢谢 1273 00:58:32,750 --> 00:58:33,210 OK… 1274 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:35,510 你觉得怎么样？ 1275 00:58:36,030 --> 00:58:37,250 蛮好的 你呢？ 1276 00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:37,940 很好 1277 00:58:38,660 --> 00:58:41,110 不过 小女孩真的不应随便试这种事的 1278 00:58:41,530 --> 00:58:43,240 如果你下次想试呢 记得找我啊 1279 00:58:43,850 --> 00:58:45,430 - 你不怕黑咕啊？- 怕啊 1280 00:58:45,740 --> 00:58:47,130 不过为了你 我也没办法啊 1281 00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:49,360 周星星 1282 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:51,290 等一下… 1283 00:58:51,780 --> 00:58:52,830 我有事情想请教你 1284 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,560 不要怕… 1285 00:58:54,790 --> 00:58:55,520 什么事… 1286 00:58:56,190 --> 00:58:58,640 我想了很久 你可不可以教我… 1287 00:58:58,680 --> 00:58:59,440 好…什么事啊？ 1288 00:58:59,900 --> 00:59:00,620 怎么样泡妞啊？ 1289 00:59:01,490 --> 00:59:03,200 泡妞 为什么问我啊？ 1290 00:59:03,890 --> 00:59:05,070 因为我刚刚看到你们两个… 1291 00:59:06,850 --> 00:59:08,190 技术好像很纯熟啊 1292 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,000 基本动作而已啊 你有对象吗？ 1293 00:59:11,450 --> 00:59:12,450 有…但是… 1294 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:14,780 不知道为什么 总是那么胆小 1295 00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:16,150 泡妞这种事情啊 1296 00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,460 先亲了再说 1297 00:59:17,630 --> 00:59:18,980 无所谓胆大胆小的 1298 00:59:19,390 --> 00:59:20,430 不过当务之急呢 1299 00:59:20,580 --> 00:59:22,310 我看你应该换一换发型先 1300 00:59:22,390 --> 00:59:22,900 噢… 1301 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,840 白费心机 瞎忙一场 1302 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:29,730 结果一点收获都没有 1303 00:59:31,690 --> 00:59:32,350 你怎么了 小龟？ 1304 00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:33,460 小龟… 1305 00:59:34,060 --> 00:59:34,730 太厉害了 1306 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,480 为什么一张嘴加另外一张嘴 1307 00:59:36,610 --> 00:59:37,710 会有这么大的威力啊？ 1308 00:59:38,290 --> 00:59:39,940 这一定是爱情的威力 星哥 1309 00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:41,710 那你什么时候结婚呢？ 1310 00:59:42,610 --> 00:59:45,020 她说等她有经济基础以后再说 1311 00:59:47,950 --> 00:59:48,790 总比我好 1312 00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,060 现在最无辜的 就是我啦？ 1313 00:59:51,310 --> 00:59:52,800 无端端的粘上了一个小妞 1314 00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:53,810 也不知道怎么收场 1315 00:59:54,020 --> 00:59:56,050 我说星哥啊 你有女朋友了 1316 00:59:56,350 --> 00:59:57,420 你会不会把持不住啊？ 1317 01:00:00,420 --> 01:00:00,920 不如这样 1318 01:00:01,740 --> 01:00:03,270 我吃点亏 你过户给我好了 1319 01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:04,470 好啊 来呀 1320 01:00:05,510 --> 01:00:06,790 别傻了 开玩笑的 1321 01:00:07,670 --> 01:00:10,080 你们看我 我长得这样的头 1322 01:00:10,540 --> 01:00:11,230 叫我怎么… 1323 01:00:12,300 --> 01:00:13,200 你知就好了 1324 01:00:14,610 --> 01:00:17,390 总之这次 糗大就是啦 1325 01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:21,090 有消息了 老大 1326 01:00:21,150 --> 01:00:21,690 什么消息啊？ 1327 01:00:22,210 --> 01:00:23,550 那边 卖钱啊 1328 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:25,000 跟那两个妞出去过了 1329 01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,020 那两个妞啊？ 1330 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,410 现在这样啊… 1331 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:31,850 你们两个负责去跟她们沟通沟通先 1332 01:00:33,460 --> 01:00:35,450 星哥 你老是叫我们做这些事情 1333 01:00:35,520 --> 01:00:37,040 我们感觉好像舞男一样啊？ 1334 01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:39,930 - 你们上不上哪？- 上… 1335 01:00:43,010 --> 01:00:44,690 年青人就是年青人 1336 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:45,660 你看 1337 01:00:46,430 --> 01:00:47,580 一点定力都没有 1338 01:00:48,130 --> 01:00:49,920 怎么做大事嘛 真的？ 1339 01:00:50,530 --> 01:00:50,880 喂 1340 01:00:51,970 --> 01:00:53,450 喂… 1341 01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:54,570 陪我买汽水 1342 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:56,020 光买汽水吗？ 1343 01:00:56,450 --> 01:00:58,150 不如…一起吃晚饭吧？ 1344 01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:02,710 你还赖 居然还想偷跑 1345 01:01:03,310 --> 01:01:04,000 兜什么街啊？ 1346 01:01:04,610 --> 01:01:05,410 我问你们三个 1347 01:01:05,770 --> 01:01:07,290 周星星是不是真的有女朋友？ 1348 01:01:07,970 --> 01:01:09,810 那当然有啦 不知道有多漂亮 1349 01:01:10,050 --> 01:01:11,040 - 真的 - 哪像你啊 1350 01:01:11,100 --> 01:01:11,690 是啊… 1351 01:01:11,970 --> 01:01:13,770 这样好了 你叫辛迪考虑我一下啊 1352 01:01:14,010 --> 01:01:14,960 我也不错 对不对？ 1353 01:01:15,270 --> 01:01:16,810 我的头土 但是有气质啊 1354 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,160 你这个衰样 1355 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:20,800 你… 1356 01:01:21,730 --> 01:01:22,820 是不是有第二个女朋友 1357 01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:24,220 是不是有第二个女朋友 你说 1358 01:01:24,310 --> 01:01:24,710 没有啊 1359 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:26,800 没有 耳朵怎么会红呢？ 1360 01:01:27,520 --> 01:01:28,060 不知道 1361 01:01:28,830 --> 01:01:31,280 你呀 认识了这种朋友 1362 01:01:31,810 --> 01:01:33,530 连我也会倒霉啊 1363 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:34,870 我告诉你说啊 1364 01:01:35,070 --> 01:01:36,640 你不要再让我见到周星星啊 1365 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,220 你要是再让我见到他的话… 1366 01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:40,270 我就把他给分尸了 听到没有？ 1367 01:01:45,490 --> 01:01:47,240 你是不是很不想跟我出来啊？ 1368 01:01:48,010 --> 01:01:49,380 也不是 也是啊 1369 01:01:50,380 --> 01:01:52,480 如果你不想跟我出来 就不要出来 1370 01:01:53,010 --> 01:01:54,290 如果你想跟我出来的话 1371 01:01:54,390 --> 01:01:55,610 就应该让我抓你的手 1372 01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:57,030 不要让人家抓书包 1373 01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:58,810 所以我才刚刚这么说啊 1374 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,170 买东西吃 1375 01:02:04,670 --> 01:02:05,610 你刚刚说什么啊？ 1376 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:06,980 我再问你一次 1377 01:02:07,070 --> 01:02:07,960 我漂不漂亮？ 1378 01:02:08,080 --> 01:02:09,100 我漂不漂亮？ 1379 01:02:09,350 --> 01:02:10,910 - 说啊 - 漂… 1380 01:02:11,030 --> 01:02:12,080 不如我们到别的地方吃 1381 01:02:17,690 --> 01:02:19,090 - 干什么？- 我要上厕所尿尿 1382 01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,830 - 我等你啊 - 跟我一起去 1383 01:02:21,220 --> 01:02:21,680 我？ 1384 01:02:22,310 --> 01:02:23,510 不要 不要进厕所啊 1385 01:02:23,590 --> 01:02:25,610 - 有事在这谈嘛 干嘛进厕所呢？- 你不是要上厕所吗？ 1386 01:02:26,590 --> 01:02:27,420 我想忍忍先 1387 01:02:27,970 --> 01:02:28,830 你忍得住吗？ 1388 01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:31,150 天下无难事 就看你有没有诚意了 1389 01:02:31,590 --> 01:02:32,310 你先买东西吃啊 1390 01:02:33,300 --> 01:02:34,460 - 那你先忍忍啊 - 好… 1391 01:02:37,750 --> 01:02:39,960 能当卧底的 这种情况我早有准备 1392 01:02:57,920 --> 01:02:59,350 - 你怎么这个模样啊？- 走吧 走啦 1393 01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:00,880 不行…碰到熟人啦？ 1394 01:03:01,550 --> 01:03:03,090 伯父 伯母 1395 01:03:03,420 --> 01:03:04,160 那么巧啊？ 1396 01:03:04,290 --> 01:03:05,340 是啊 怎么这么巧？ 1397 01:03:05,810 --> 01:03:06,800 这位是何老师 1398 01:03:06,890 --> 01:03:08,310 是我以前的家教老师 1399 01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:11,530 何老师 你没有帮我补习以后啊 1400 01:03:11,770 --> 01:03:13,160 我的成绩差了好多噢 1401 01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:15,200 那你有空就到我们家来啊 1402 01:03:16,090 --> 01:03:17,280 不过我就快搬家了 1403 01:03:17,490 --> 01:03:17,800 真的啊？ 1404 01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:18,730 我结婚了 1405 01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,320 你结婚啊？恭喜你 1406 01:03:21,390 --> 01:03:22,010 谢谢你 1407 01:03:22,570 --> 01:03:23,520 恭喜… 1408 01:03:25,130 --> 01:03:26,360 我也在拍拖 1409 01:03:26,830 --> 01:03:28,230 噢 是你男朋友啊？ 1410 01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,150 Hello 你好啊 1411 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:32,750 不过啊他好调皮噢 1412 01:03:32,830 --> 01:03:33,800 常常这个样子 1413 01:03:34,010 --> 01:03:35,260 这样也蛮有趣的啊 1414 01:03:36,260 --> 01:03:36,840 走吧 走啦 1415 01:03:37,520 --> 01:03:39,040 - 东西还没吃啊？- 我不舒服啊 1416 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,680 - 走啦… - 不好意思啊 我们先走了 1417 01:03:42,090 --> 01:03:43,210 - 何老师 拜拜 - 拜拜 1418 01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:44,390 - 拜拜 - 再见啊 1419 01:03:45,050 --> 01:03:45,520 走啦 1420 01:03:45,860 --> 01:03:47,990 - 拜拜你的尾巴 又过一关 - 阿星啊 1421 01:03:48,180 --> 01:03:49,260 - 哪位啊？- 我啊 1422 01:03:49,300 --> 01:03:50,460 认错人了 大哥 1423 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:51,170 认什么错啊？ 1424 01:03:53,560 --> 01:03:54,320 不是知道你声音 1425 01:03:54,330 --> 01:03:55,830 我几乎认不出是你啊 1426 01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,330 来 坐… 1427 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,840 怎么原来是你呀 1428 01:03:59,150 --> 01:04:00,150 坐… 1429 01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,770 这种情况 我帮你搞定它 1430 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,820 何老师 你不要生气啊 1431 01:04:05,180 --> 01:04:07,610 阿星最近为什么常常跟辛迪在一起呢？ 1432 01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:09,050 主要是为了公事 1433 01:04:09,550 --> 01:04:11,210 那么中间他们两个有没有点私事呢？ 1434 01:04:11,240 --> 01:04:12,080 那就很难说啰 1435 01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:13,470 不要吵啊 1436 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,090 这种事 千万不能当真的 1437 01:04:15,210 --> 01:04:16,240 你也不要认真 啊 1438 01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:18,640 其实阿星这个人哪 很有上进心的 1439 01:04:19,100 --> 01:04:20,720 这次警务部炒他鱿鱼啊 1440 01:04:21,110 --> 01:04:22,240 他还拼死回来当卧底 1441 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:22,670 还有啊 1442 01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:24,230 他为了回来卧底啊 1443 01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:26,570 连你们两个准备结婚的十几万都花光啦 1444 01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:27,440 - 好惨哪 - 啊？ 1445 01:04:27,470 --> 01:04:28,320 你说有多难得啊 1446 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:29,840 所以他现在很忧郁啊 1447 01:04:30,030 --> 01:04:31,110 你看他的样子多忧郁 对不对啊？ 1448 01:04:31,290 --> 01:04:33,450 所以大家想想办法 帮他想通它 1449 01:04:33,550 --> 01:04:34,410 来…大家想想办法 1450 01:04:36,410 --> 01:04:37,290 那就是不用结婚了 1451 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:39,680 好办法啊 1452 01:04:40,490 --> 01:04:42,110 这就搞定了 一想就想到啦 1453 01:04:42,310 --> 01:04:42,980 不结婚就行啦 1454 01:04:43,240 --> 01:04:44,540 这次我被你害死了 1455 01:04:44,570 --> 01:04:46,740 你这猪八戒 1456 01:04:49,390 --> 01:04:50,560 干嘛侮辱我啊？ 1457 01:04:51,450 --> 01:04:52,450 我是帮你啊 1458 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,170 幸好我们政治部啊 1459 01:04:56,380 --> 01:04:57,610 没有你这种人 1460 01:04:58,130 --> 01:04:59,590 猪八戒 1461 01:05:00,190 --> 01:05:01,090 猪八戒是你叫的吗？ 1462 01:05:01,510 --> 01:05:01,840 怎么样？ 1463 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,410 猪八戒不能叫啊？ 1464 01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,000 再叫一次 1465 01:05:04,070 --> 01:05:04,830 猪八… 1466 01:05:08,190 --> 01:05:08,840 你干嘛打他啊？ 1467 01:05:09,060 --> 01:05:10,000 谁叫他损我 1468 01:05:10,350 --> 01:05:11,670 我也损你了 你为什么不打我啊？ 1469 01:05:13,260 --> 01:05:14,080 我打不过你啊 1470 01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,280 你知道就好 1471 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:25,790 喝茶 1472 01:05:30,090 --> 01:05:31,250 你不要生气啦 1473 01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:34,240 政治部在背后打你的小报告 1474 01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:35,670 是因为他们嫉妒你 1475 01:05:37,060 --> 01:05:38,780 你用不着害怕 有我呢 1476 01:05:38,950 --> 01:05:39,840 我挺得住的 1477 01:05:40,490 --> 01:05:42,440 但是这个案子就得要靠你啦 1478 01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:46,110 其实问题不是出在你的身上 1479 01:05:47,060 --> 01:05:48,320 是那个周星星 1480 01:05:49,060 --> 01:05:51,000 这个小朋友真是太过份了 1481 01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,480 迟早会出事的 1482 01:05:53,130 --> 01:05:54,310 你也得小心点啊 1483 01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:57,780 去开心一下 1484 01:05:59,810 --> 01:06:01,210 我给你我的附属金卡 1485 01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:04,780 你在教我做事啊？ 1486 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:06,220 不是啦 1487 01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:07,850 以后在我面前 1488 01:06:07,910 --> 01:06:09,080 不准说我朋友坏话 1489 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:13,120 我就是最欣赏你这个人 1490 01:06:13,210 --> 01:06:14,140 这么有骨气 1491 01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:15,770 你知道吗？ 1492 01:06:16,330 --> 01:06:18,910 警局上上下下的人都对你好钦佩啊 1493 01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:21,990 都说你为人正直 办事够力 1494 01:06:22,630 --> 01:06:23,630 乐善好施 1495 01:06:24,760 --> 01:06:25,890 如果这个世界上 1496 01:06:26,110 --> 01:06:27,320 多几个你这样的人？ 1497 01:06:27,550 --> 01:06:28,720 就世界和平了 1498 01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:32,350 吃水果吗？ 1499 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,680 - 我想吃香蕉 - 好啊 1500 01:06:42,850 --> 01:06:43,910 我就快要结婚了 1501 01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:45,530 你跟着我也没用 1502 01:06:45,910 --> 01:06:46,590 我喜欢 1503 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:48,600 你这样没有前途的 1504 01:06:48,750 --> 01:06:49,740 我不要前途 1505 01:06:50,270 --> 01:06:51,680 你不要可以给别人哪 1506 01:06:52,070 --> 01:06:53,280 你不要来烦我 好不好？ 1507 01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:55,310 那我怎么办啊？ 1508 01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:57,840 你怎么办 该去问你妈啊 1509 01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,170 你不该来问我啊 1510 01:07:01,290 --> 01:07:02,680 你到底有没有喜欢过我？ 1511 01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,750 大家逢场作戏的嘛 1512 01:07:10,340 --> 01:07:11,330 心照了 1513 01:07:21,910 --> 01:07:22,250 怎么了？ 1514 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,090 我现在带菌哪 1515 01:07:24,910 --> 01:07:26,540 杰克说你这个人无情无义 1516 01:07:26,890 --> 01:07:27,950 叫我不要接近你 1517 01:07:54,940 --> 01:07:55,460 各位同学 1518 01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,260 今天我们来测验 1519 01:07:58,800 --> 01:07:59,460 好不好啊？ 1520 01:08:16,340 --> 01:08:17,410 王八蛋 1521 01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,440 在我面前丢板擦？ 1522 01:08:24,050 --> 01:08:25,120 我丢板擦的时候 1523 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,060 冰棒才卖一毛钱一根呢 1524 01:08:28,580 --> 01:08:29,130 叫他们上课 1525 01:08:30,670 --> 01:08:31,320 你叫 1526 01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:32,740 我叫？ 1527 01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:34,950 好像你才是老师啊你 1528 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:36,510 你尊严在哪里啊你？ 1529 01:08:36,860 --> 01:08:37,920 你怎么教学生啊你？ 1530 01:08:38,230 --> 01:08:38,620 你叫 1531 01:08:39,940 --> 01:08:40,590 上课 1532 01:08:40,770 --> 01:08:41,500 大声点 1533 01:08:43,240 --> 01:08:43,770 上课 1534 01:08:44,080 --> 01:08:45,050 整句说 1535 01:08:45,530 --> 01:08:46,400 现在上课 1536 01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:47,180 今天 1537 01:08:48,660 --> 01:08:49,560 测验 1538 01:08:51,740 --> 01:08:52,490 现在上课 1539 01:08:53,290 --> 01:08:54,120 今天测验 1540 01:08:55,690 --> 01:08:56,330 好不好？ 1541 01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:00,880 测验 测验 1542 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,120 周星星同学 你出来 1543 01:09:07,240 --> 01:09:08,100 今天我心情不好 1544 01:09:08,130 --> 01:09:09,740 - 你少说点废话 - 我申明的 我可是身不由己啊 1545 01:09:10,030 --> 01:09:11,520 身什么不由己 你松手啊 1546 01:09:12,100 --> 01:09:12,420 校长 1547 01:09:13,070 --> 01:09:13,610 喂 校长 1548 01:09:13,910 --> 01:09:14,740 周星星同学 1549 01:09:14,870 --> 01:09:16,140 - 好久不见了 - 怎么没看你上学啊 1550 01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:17,280 最近身体怎么样啊？ 1551 01:09:17,390 --> 01:09:18,720 全靠那些同学给面子啊 1552 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:20,230 最近在哪发财啊？ 1553 01:09:20,900 --> 01:09:22,670 发什么财啊？都靠你关照 1554 01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:24,850 我在庙街啊顶了个摊子 1555 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:25,610 有没有兴趣啊？ 1556 01:09:26,560 --> 01:09:28,080 摆摊子啊 那我很感兴趣啊 1557 01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:29,200 那我算上你一份了 1558 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:29,960 谢谢了 1559 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:31,620 你家长来这找我什么事啊？ 1560 01:09:31,950 --> 01:09:32,510 什么家长？ 1561 01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:32,990 你老妈 1562 01:09:33,380 --> 01:09:34,270 - 你老妈 - 你老妈 1563 01:09:34,360 --> 01:09:34,790 你老妈 1564 01:09:34,860 --> 01:09:36,020 她来啦 伯母 1565 01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:36,670 有 1566 01:09:41,900 --> 01:09:43,880 你个臭小子 我现在帮你退学 1567 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,230 校长是吧？我要帮我的儿子退学 1568 01:09:46,270 --> 01:09:46,820 欢迎… 1569 01:09:47,390 --> 01:09:48,940 小朋友没书读 好可怜的 1570 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,060 谁说的？ 1571 01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:50,650 先等等 1572 01:09:50,900 --> 01:09:52,270 - 谁说要退学的？- 我说的 1573 01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:53,550 - 干嘛 长官 - 长什么官哪？ 1574 01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:54,000 叫老妈 1575 01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:56,400 有没有搞错 你让我老爸爽过吗？ 1576 01:09:57,010 --> 01:09:58,220 当然和你老爸爽过了 1577 01:09:58,350 --> 01:09:59,310 要不然 哪来的你啊 1578 01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:02,320 - 你现在不认我啦 是不是？- 她说她… 1579 01:10:02,380 --> 01:10:03,710 - 她跟我老爸爽过 - 我都爽过 1580 01:10:03,780 --> 01:10:04,230 你看看 1581 01:10:04,380 --> 01:10:05,930 出生证明我都带来了 你看 1582 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,970 他老妈于素秋 我啊 1583 01:10:09,450 --> 01:10:10,050 - 啊？- 是啊 1584 01:10:10,130 --> 01:10:10,950 你是于素秋？ 1585 01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:11,280 对 1586 01:10:11,630 --> 01:10:13,520 我最有资格证明他是于素秋了 1587 01:10:14,380 --> 01:10:15,380 大家不要吵 先静一静 1588 01:10:15,610 --> 01:10:18,050 - 让我有一点点的时间去想想到底发生了什么事情 - 好啊 1589 01:10:18,890 --> 01:10:20,600 这小孩子要是不念书的话… 1590 01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,260 放什么屁啊 你说什么鬼话 1591 01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:24,900 你看看 我像什么？ 1592 01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:26,590 你看 我像什么？ 1593 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,070 哎什么哎呀？ 1594 01:10:28,350 --> 01:10:30,410 对呀 你猜对了 我就是鸡 1595 01:10:30,830 --> 01:10:32,400 没错 我就是砵兰街 1596 01:10:32,460 --> 01:10:35,300 167号C座黄色光管照牌 1597 01:10:35,580 --> 01:10:37,070 写着青春玉女波后 1598 01:10:38,670 --> 01:10:40,270 做了25年的老鸡 1599 01:10:40,370 --> 01:10:41,760 有时间较量较量 1600 01:10:42,070 --> 01:10:42,860 那你收多少钱啊？ 1601 01:10:43,290 --> 01:10:43,670 你？ 1602 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:44,840 我只是问问 1603 01:10:45,550 --> 01:10:48,360 一百块钱 还能买一送一 1604 01:10:48,390 --> 01:10:49,610 真惨哪 1605 01:10:49,930 --> 01:10:51,440 一晚干足十次 1606 01:10:51,850 --> 01:10:53,410 才有那么五百块钱 1607 01:10:53,530 --> 01:10:55,580 我不管你是整个月的躺着睡着 1608 01:10:55,650 --> 01:10:58,380 还是纹丝不动 也就是刚刚够用 1609 01:10:58,740 --> 01:11:00,160 你帮我拿着 我要骂那臭小子 1610 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:01,240 你这个臭小子 1611 01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:03,520 你说要念英文学校 1612 01:11:03,670 --> 01:11:05,460 帮我拽几个洋炮回来 1613 01:11:05,670 --> 01:11:07,760 谁知道你跑来风流快活 1614 01:11:07,940 --> 01:11:11,070 不认我 真是没天理啊 1615 01:11:12,940 --> 01:11:13,960 怎么做鸡还带着枪？ 1616 01:11:14,920 --> 01:11:15,670 - 啊？- 啊？ 1617 01:11:19,340 --> 01:11:22,770 我做妓女还想着帮儿子买把玩具枪 1618 01:11:22,820 --> 01:11:24,080 知道他喜欢玩 1619 01:11:24,690 --> 01:11:26,010 - 你说我 - 谢谢老妈 1620 01:11:27,740 --> 01:11:28,970 你…还给我 1621 01:11:29,310 --> 01:11:30,790 - 这把枪你不是买给我玩的吗？- 是啊 1622 01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:32,230 - 我是买给你…是我… - 你不是买给我玩的吗？ 1623 01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:33,790 买给你的 你还给我 1624 01:11:33,850 --> 01:11:34,640 那就是我的啦 1625 01:11:34,910 --> 01:11:36,980 我想现在就玩 我想现在马上就玩 1626 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:38,460 你抬头看看 我在玩哪 1627 01:11:39,390 --> 01:11:39,960 你这么疼我 1628 01:11:39,980 --> 01:11:41,170 还买把枪给我玩是吧？ 1629 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:42,470 来啊… 1630 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,000 你…你玩…别用枪指着我啊 1631 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:47,000 她叫我别指她 1632 01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:48,590 那… 1633 01:11:48,820 --> 01:11:50,360 - 该指谁就指谁啊 - 你就让他玩玩嘛 1634 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:51,660 周同学啊 1635 01:11:51,950 --> 01:11:53,260 在学校范围内玩枪 1636 01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:54,840 那可是很严重的问题啊 1637 01:11:55,990 --> 01:11:56,760 - 我要念书 - 不行 1638 01:11:57,060 --> 01:11:57,840 你把枪放下 1639 01:11:57,980 --> 01:11:59,440 - 不念书的话我现在就要玩枪 - 不行 把枪… 1640 01:11:59,470 --> 01:12:00,650 - 放下 - 我现在就要玩 来呀 1641 01:12:06,250 --> 01:12:07,650 你没事吧… 1642 01:12:07,710 --> 01:12:08,260 没事… 1643 01:12:08,650 --> 01:12:10,420 那支玩具枪 真的好响啊 1644 01:12:13,520 --> 01:12:15,340 - 别打 - 别…别抢啊 1645 01:12:15,570 --> 01:12:16,120 别抢 1646 01:12:16,830 --> 01:12:17,960 在这抢什么呀 1647 01:12:18,600 --> 01:12:19,710 这把枪挺像真的啊 1648 01:12:21,820 --> 01:12:23,630 那…别玩枪啊 1649 01:12:23,710 --> 01:12:25,150 - 别…别指我啊- 这可是很严重的问题 1650 01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,400 - 别指着我 - 怕什么呢？ 1651 01:12:26,650 --> 01:12:27,690 这是由我管的嘛 1652 01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:33,780 哇…连声音都这么像啊 1653 01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:38,190 这声音真的很像真的一样 1654 01:12:39,100 --> 01:12:39,600 哇 周太太 1655 01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:41,080 这么好的玩具枪从哪买的？ 1656 01:12:41,380 --> 01:12:42,270 买你老妈 1657 01:12:43,390 --> 01:12:44,560 - 我训导一下你的儿子啊 - 好 1658 01:12:46,910 --> 01:12:49,690 老大呀 你是不是想搞坏我的事 1659 01:12:49,870 --> 01:12:51,220 现在是你在搞坏我的事 1660 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:52,640 你干嘛非逼着我退学啊 1661 01:12:52,860 --> 01:12:53,580 什么意思啊？ 1662 01:12:53,790 --> 01:12:55,880 你在这干什么？这里我拿主意嘛 1663 01:12:56,190 --> 01:12:57,030 你不要没良心啊 1664 01:12:57,560 --> 01:12:58,490 我一直以来都是想 1665 01:12:58,600 --> 01:12:59,720 - 帮你而已 你知道吗？- 你帮我？ 1666 01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:00,900 你是帮你自己吧 1667 01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:01,720 你自私 1668 01:13:02,870 --> 01:13:03,990 你让我试一下好不好？ 1669 01:13:04,170 --> 01:13:06,120 赢也好输也好 我负责 1670 01:13:07,010 --> 01:13:09,200 老大 现在事业 爱情 前途 1671 01:13:09,330 --> 01:13:10,630 可全都在你手上 1672 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,480 要是帮我现在就走 1673 01:13:13,740 --> 01:13:15,160 - 你不说话我当你答应啦 - 玩具枪嘛 1674 01:13:15,430 --> 01:13:16,230 这么紧张干什么？ 1675 01:13:17,300 --> 01:13:18,270 就是因为是玩具枪 1676 01:13:18,310 --> 01:13:19,910 小孩子玩的嘛 你大人玩什么？ 1677 01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:21,940 - 打光了我的子弹 我怎么报销啊？- 周太太？ 1678 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:23,180 - 真是… - 你可以带你儿子走啦 1679 01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:25,190 噢 好…来… 1680 01:13:26,450 --> 01:13:27,720 现在你又走的那么快了啊？ 1681 01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:29,520 我先走啦 1682 01:13:30,430 --> 01:13:31,880 跟她闹著玩嘛 她居然骂我 1683 01:13:31,950 --> 01:13:33,370 看人家做鸡 就不尊重人家 1684 01:13:33,520 --> 01:13:34,330 难怪她骂你 1685 01:13:34,780 --> 01:13:35,530 回去看摊子吧 1686 01:13:45,670 --> 01:13:45,970 老大 1687 01:13:48,830 --> 01:13:49,280 走啦？ 1688 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:51,930 我把我的电话写给你 1689 01:13:52,450 --> 01:13:53,230 改天喝杯咖啡 1690 01:13:58,560 --> 01:13:59,090 这是什么啊？ 1691 01:14:00,340 --> 01:14:01,280 这是学校的地图 1692 01:14:01,790 --> 01:14:02,660 逃学蛮好用的 1693 01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:04,060 你画的啊？ 1694 01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:05,180 不是 是捡的 1695 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,550 有谁会画这种地图啊？ 1696 01:14:14,740 --> 01:14:15,820 天知地知我不知 1697 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,990 这些地图从哪得来的？ 1698 01:14:22,240 --> 01:14:23,190 周星星给我的 1699 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,540 那周星星是怎么弄来得呢？ 1700 01:14:26,970 --> 01:14:28,450 我不知道啊 我怎么知道 1701 01:14:30,190 --> 01:14:30,730 王局长 1702 01:14:31,370 --> 01:14:32,580 那你相不相信周星星？ 1703 01:14:33,990 --> 01:14:34,720 我相信阿达 1704 01:14:35,980 --> 01:14:36,840 我信周星星啊 1705 01:14:37,750 --> 01:14:38,410 我信阿星啊 1706 01:14:38,650 --> 01:14:39,990 那你叫我怎么相信你们呢？ 1707 01:14:43,090 --> 01:14:44,710 - 我相信你… - 我信阿星啊 1708 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:46,250 他说行的 他说真的行的 他… 1709 01:14:47,470 --> 01:14:47,800 局长 1710 01:14:49,260 --> 01:14:50,450 我跟保安司谈好啦 1711 01:14:50,690 --> 01:14:52,540 这件案子不必你们刑事组插手 1712 01:14:52,930 --> 01:14:54,210 我们政治部会解决 1713 01:14:55,940 --> 01:14:58,230 你们继续相信你们那只 小 "猩猩" 好啦 1714 01:15:01,850 --> 01:15:02,690 对不起啊 莲妹 1715 01:15:04,200 --> 01:15:04,560 达哥 1716 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:06,880 我相信你… 1717 01:15:17,170 --> 01:15:17,730 辛迪呢？ 1718 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:19,040 不知道啊 1719 01:15:19,580 --> 01:15:20,830 你没见我正在忙吗？ 1720 01:15:21,870 --> 01:15:22,660 有没有搞错啊 1721 01:15:22,870 --> 01:15:24,070 我不是叫你看著他的吗？ 1722 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,480 她好像到楼下去了噢 1723 01:15:26,550 --> 01:15:27,950 你为什么不早说啊？ 1724 01:15:30,490 --> 01:15:31,320 还有点在这 1725 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:32,920 吞了它 1726 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:38,720 来…对表 1727 01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:41,760 我没带表啊 1728 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:43,070 行动 1729 01:15:48,210 --> 01:15:49,930 李长官 我们各就各位了 1730 01:15:54,460 --> 01:15:54,810 完毕 1731 01:15:56,320 --> 01:15:56,510 喂 1732 01:15:57,250 --> 01:15:58,420 - 去喝杯东西啊 - 好 1733 01:16:30,940 --> 01:16:32,080 确定他们的位置 1734 01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:32,750 知道 1735 01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:35,770 他们真是业余水准 1736 01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:45,430 昨天英国首相梅杰声明 1737 01:16:45,980 --> 01:16:48,810 不意向恐怖分子的任何要求屈服 1738 01:16:49,820 --> 01:16:50,920 还有再三否认 1739 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:55,090 英国政府曾经与恐怖分子组织进行任何谈判 1740 01:16:55,960 --> 01:16:57,200 看他们如何反应 1741 01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:59,480 当他们知道我手上有三百学童 1742 01:16:59,920 --> 01:17:00,680 开始行动 1743 01:17:03,370 --> 01:17:04,080 迟点见 1744 01:17:04,560 --> 01:17:05,120 喂… 1745 01:17:05,820 --> 01:17:06,610 怎么接收不到啊 1746 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:07,580 我到外面试试 1747 01:17:23,250 --> 01:17:24,640 讲告诉你们一个秘密噢 1748 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:26,540 - 什么秘密啊？- 在香港啊 1749 01:17:27,010 --> 01:17:28,570 有恐怖份子 1750 01:17:28,610 --> 01:17:29,920 我看你是神经病啊 1751 01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:40,240 圣诞快乐 1752 01:17:51,550 --> 01:17:52,080 站住 1753 01:17:52,760 --> 01:17:54,010 我不想伤害人 1754 01:18:09,350 --> 01:18:10,560 这边一切准备妥当 1755 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:21,580 快点啊 1756 01:18:38,120 --> 01:18:38,630 喂 1757 01:18:39,530 --> 01:18:40,000 星哥 1758 01:18:40,180 --> 01:18:41,360 大声点 1759 01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:42,750 星哥 1760 01:18:48,430 --> 01:18:48,750 什么？ 1761 01:18:50,000 --> 01:18:51,430 政治部的人呢 达叔呢？ 1762 01:18:56,540 --> 01:18:58,560 你们立刻报警 立即报警 1763 01:18:58,620 --> 01:18:59,120 我马上到 1764 01:19:05,270 --> 01:19:05,480 喂 1765 01:19:05,850 --> 01:19:06,480 我是周星星 1766 01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:08,160 喂… 1767 01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,560 喂… 1768 01:19:13,340 --> 01:19:15,360 报警要拨什么号码啊？ 1769 01:19:15,780 --> 01:19:17,790 999啊 快打啊你 1770 01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:22,900 有人在附近用别种频率 1771 01:19:23,110 --> 01:19:24,030 想截断讯号 1772 01:19:24,210 --> 01:19:26,570 我不能确定讯号位置 因为变换太快 1773 01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,260 出去看看 1774 01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:47,600 死相啊… 1775 01:19:52,370 --> 01:19:52,750 小心 1776 01:19:57,020 --> 01:19:57,680 救命啊 1777 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:27,360 跟我来 1778 01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:41,510 等等…这个让我来 1779 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:46,820 出什么事了？ 1780 01:20:47,260 --> 01:20:48,120 有人闯了进来？ 1781 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:49,590 该死的 1782 01:20:50,530 --> 01:20:51,480 带他们到地牢 1783 01:20:51,500 --> 01:20:54,140 起来 走… 1784 01:20:55,980 --> 01:20:59,750 走… 1785 01:21:07,810 --> 01:21:08,150 长官 1786 01:21:08,510 --> 01:21:09,480 周星星 你回来干什么？ 1787 01:21:09,930 --> 01:21:11,770 现在有一批火力很强的恐怖份子 1788 01:21:11,830 --> 01:21:12,640 胁持了一批人质 1789 01:21:13,100 --> 01:21:14,990 我想请你马上带一队SDU去救他们 1790 01:21:15,650 --> 01:21:16,730 我们没有接到上级的命令 1791 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:17,550 不会有命令的 1792 01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:19,650 因为这件事情暂时只有我一个人知道 1793 01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:21,740 你以前也是这里的队长 1794 01:21:22,420 --> 01:21:23,540 我们没有接到上级的命令 1795 01:21:23,810 --> 01:21:24,850 我们是绝对不会出发的 1796 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:26,860 我知道 但是人命关天 1797 01:21:27,060 --> 01:21:28,020 同时十万火急 1798 01:21:28,180 --> 01:21:28,720 没时间了 1799 01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:29,960 对不起 帮不上忙 1800 01:21:30,800 --> 01:21:32,040 那我只有借你的密码卡啦 1801 01:21:32,090 --> 01:21:32,980 你干什么 不可以 1802 01:21:35,590 --> 01:21:37,120 周星星 你是不是想坐牢？ 1803 01:21:37,250 --> 01:21:37,940 是 长官 1804 01:21:44,130 --> 01:21:46,800 第三中队 ABC小组 立刻出发 1805 01:21:48,430 --> 01:21:50,250 现在由我带队 跟大家去救人 1806 01:21:50,650 --> 01:21:51,970 有十几条人命在你们手上 1807 01:21:52,550 --> 01:21:53,360 跟不跟我去救人？ 1808 01:21:56,560 --> 01:21:57,430 是 长官 1809 01:21:57,550 --> 01:21:57,910 出发 1810 01:22:07,390 --> 01:22:09,020 走 快走 1811 01:22:34,300 --> 01:22:34,630 拿着 1812 01:22:37,250 --> 01:22:39,250 游泳池下面有个防空洞 可以出去 1813 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:40,790 大家跟我来 1814 01:22:51,130 --> 01:22:51,460 那边 1815 01:22:54,020 --> 01:22:54,360 快 1816 01:22:59,510 --> 01:23:00,040 大家让开 1817 01:23:10,050 --> 01:23:10,380 走 1818 01:23:14,970 --> 01:23:15,360 走 1819 01:23:21,950 --> 01:23:23,250 怎么突然间变这么亮啦？ 1820 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:25,270 我的墨镜呢？ 1821 01:23:26,160 --> 01:23:27,660 没有墨镜 我浑身觉得不对劲啊 1822 01:23:28,360 --> 01:23:28,880 在那里啊 1823 01:24:07,630 --> 01:24:09,230 混蛋 出口被炸垮了 1824 01:24:26,670 --> 01:24:27,960 炸死你们这些王八蛋 1825 01:24:37,180 --> 01:24:38,370 怎么变成热狗了？ 1826 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:47,900 快点啦 1827 01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:49,940 来…小心啊 1828 01:24:50,990 --> 01:24:52,220 - 快点… - 别动 警察 1829 01:24:53,270 --> 01:24:54,390 不要开枪 自己人 1830 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:56,640 周警官 我在隧道口碰到他们 1831 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,160 - 蹲下… - 星哥 好恐怖啊 1832 01:24:58,340 --> 01:24:59,920 有恐怖分子 好恐怖啊 1833 01:24:59,960 --> 01:25:00,810 - 我知道 安静 - 好恐怖啊 1834 01:25:01,640 --> 01:25:02,280 你们怎样出来的？ 1835 01:25:02,510 --> 01:25:04,160 我们从学校地下室的防空洞出来的 1836 01:25:04,630 --> 01:25:05,450 不过已经被炸了 1837 01:25:05,980 --> 01:25:06,650 不能再进去了 1838 01:25:06,790 --> 01:25:07,360 有没有人受伤？ 1839 01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,490 没有 大家都很安全 1840 01:25:09,910 --> 01:25:10,440 除了我之外 1841 01:25:11,550 --> 01:25:12,320 还是你最行啊 1842 01:25:12,610 --> 01:25:15,000 是呀 他真的很行耶 幸亏有他 1843 01:25:20,670 --> 01:25:21,470 还有没有学生在里面？ 1844 01:25:21,780 --> 01:25:23,660 - 没有学生 不过达叔还在里面 - 达叔？ 1845 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:24,590 是他救了我们 1846 01:25:25,060 --> 01:25:25,570 他救你们？ 1847 01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:27,040 穿得跟魔鬼终结者一样 1848 01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:28,250 魔鬼终结者一样？ 1849 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:29,600 不知道现在死了没有？ 1850 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:31,800 立即攻进去 1851 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:32,430 是 长官 1852 01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:38,540 糟了 1853 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:39,880 先等一下… 1854 01:25:49,610 --> 01:25:51,180 不玩啦 你们耍赖 1855 01:25:51,430 --> 01:25:52,150 二个打一个 1856 01:25:52,660 --> 01:25:54,480 等我的拍档来了叫你们知道厉害 1857 01:25:58,420 --> 01:25:58,830 开火 1858 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:22,650 外面有很多警察 1859 01:26:22,660 --> 01:26:24,100 我们要求援助 1860 01:26:24,950 --> 01:26:25,790 糟了 1861 01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:35,050 进去 1862 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:46,000 大家小心 里面一定还有学生呢 1863 01:26:48,780 --> 01:26:49,170 快 1864 01:27:01,630 --> 01:27:02,170 带他们走 1865 01:27:02,460 --> 01:27:03,040 走 快走 1866 01:27:37,120 --> 01:27:37,600 大家记住 1867 01:27:38,220 --> 01:27:39,230 我们这次要救的人是个 1868 01:27:39,260 --> 01:27:40,470 胖胖留小胡子的中国人 1869 01:27:40,890 --> 01:27:41,350 有没有发现？ 1870 01:27:42,350 --> 01:27:43,120 没有发现 长官 1871 01:27:45,580 --> 01:27:47,070 长官 他有什么特征啊？ 1872 01:27:49,030 --> 01:27:49,500 特征？ 1873 01:27:52,860 --> 01:27:54,500 恶心 非常恶心 1874 01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:58,540 他的人品怎么样？ 1875 01:27:59,750 --> 01:28:01,310 叫你相亲哪 人品怎么样？ 1876 01:28:01,710 --> 01:28:02,920 哪个白痴乱发问？ 1877 01:28:15,340 --> 01:28:15,700 走 1878 01:28:30,790 --> 01:28:31,490 有没有发现？ 1879 01:28:32,170 --> 01:28:32,750 快继续找 1880 01:28:51,550 --> 01:28:53,180 外面有成队军队 1881 01:28:53,300 --> 01:28:54,000 这次死啦 1882 01:28:54,110 --> 01:28:54,770 走 1883 01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:00,130 等等 1884 01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:01,740 周星星？ 1885 01:29:01,930 --> 01:29:02,380 周警官 1886 01:29:02,740 --> 01:29:04,000 周警官 有没看见未来战士？ 1887 01:29:04,140 --> 01:29:04,700 什么未来战士？ 1888 01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:06,160 - 占士邦 - 什么占士邦？ 1889 01:29:06,390 --> 01:29:07,160 训导主任哪 1890 01:29:07,590 --> 01:29:08,400 哪个训导主任训到啦？ 1891 01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:10,420 - 拖出去打 - 是 长官 1892 01:29:10,710 --> 01:29:11,240 拉出去打 1893 01:29:12,450 --> 01:29:12,900 喂… 1894 01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:41,010 这边 1895 01:29:50,720 --> 01:29:51,320 闪光弹 1896 01:30:32,280 --> 01:30:33,320 长官 现在怎么办？ 1897 01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:34,220 拖他出去急救 1898 01:30:35,040 --> 01:30:35,370 你呢？ 1899 01:30:35,550 --> 01:30:36,320 救人要紧 快点 1900 01:30:41,140 --> 01:30:41,480 长官 1901 01:30:42,340 --> 01:30:42,860 我掩护你 1902 01:30:43,440 --> 01:30:44,640 预备 走 1903 01:31:25,790 --> 01:31:26,860 蒸熟你们这些王八蛋 1904 01:32:03,150 --> 01:32:04,500 有没有人还没死啊？ 1905 01:32:05,960 --> 01:32:07,430 有没有人还没死啊？ 1906 01:32:09,910 --> 01:32:11,310 有的话请回答我 大哥 1907 01:32:13,790 --> 01:32:15,440 我现在到了最后一个机房了 完毕 1908 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:18,720 有没有人收到我？完毕… 1909 01:32:20,060 --> 01:32:20,850 喂… 1910 01:32:24,050 --> 01:32:25,130 别动… 1911 01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,320 阿星…接力 接力… 1912 01:32:40,730 --> 01:32:41,910 放下武器 1913 01:32:48,730 --> 01:32:49,530 还有手枪 1914 01:32:52,980 --> 01:32:53,700 慢慢来 1915 01:33:00,600 --> 01:33:01,760 十分好 1916 01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:03,640 转身 1917 01:33:08,240 --> 01:33:08,640 为什么？ 1918 01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:13,440 因为我想你转身 1919 01:33:29,860 --> 01:33:30,560 什么？ 1920 01:33:45,580 --> 01:33:46,460 你个混蛋… 1921 01:33:54,390 --> 01:33:55,190 拜拜 1922 01:34:04,930 --> 01:34:05,810 - 你没事吧？- 没事 1923 01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:07,550 你那颗子弹呢？ 1924 01:34:08,490 --> 01:34:09,160 你藏哪里了？ 1925 01:34:09,390 --> 01:34:10,160 在背上 1926 01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:10,980 是吗？ 1927 01:34:12,800 --> 01:34:13,930 在身体里面啦 1928 01:34:16,500 --> 01:34:17,130 你中了枪啦？ 1929 01:34:18,730 --> 01:34:20,070 你刚才是骗人的 1930 01:34:21,360 --> 01:34:22,020 年青人 1931 01:34:22,400 --> 01:34:24,000 做事最要紧是脚踏实地 1932 01:34:24,190 --> 01:34:25,200 不要老是骗人骗鬼的 1933 01:34:25,220 --> 01:34:26,840 别说那么多废话 我很痛呢 1934 01:34:26,870 --> 01:34:27,590 我去叫救护车 1935 01:34:27,760 --> 01:34:28,220 慢着… 1936 01:34:29,230 --> 01:34:30,390 现在大队人马都来了 1937 01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:31,400 等我邀了功先 1938 01:34:32,460 --> 01:34:33,640 你又贪慕虚荣啦？ 1939 01:34:34,870 --> 01:34:36,170 看什么啊？不是吗？ 1940 01:34:38,460 --> 01:34:39,680 他不是警察 我要抓他 1941 01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:42,920 周星星一切的行动 1942 01:34:43,350 --> 01:34:45,680 是由我刑事组之虎 曹达华… 1943 01:34:46,870 --> 01:34:47,460 不要丢人啊 1944 01:34:48,410 --> 01:34:49,070 一手安排的 1945 01:34:49,570 --> 01:34:50,560 有什么事 我负责 1946 01:34:51,060 --> 01:34:52,670 这一次你们做得很好 1947 01:34:52,820 --> 01:34:54,320 一个学生都没有受伤 1948 01:34:54,530 --> 01:34:55,060 谢谢 长官 1949 01:34:55,280 --> 01:34:56,530 长官你答应我 刑事组 1950 01:34:56,570 --> 01:34:57,680 不插手管这个案子 1951 01:34:58,500 --> 01:34:59,160 没有呀 1952 01:34:59,370 --> 01:34:59,900 有 1953 01:35:01,130 --> 01:35:02,560 连命令也出来了 你看 1954 01:35:03,370 --> 01:35:04,710 你越来越讨人嫌 1955 01:35:14,030 --> 01:35:14,550 手榴弹 1956 01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,540 混蛋 打断老姐讲话 1957 01:35:24,710 --> 01:35:25,810 别以为死了就不抓你 1958 01:35:26,010 --> 01:35:26,710 铐起来 拉回 1959 01:35:31,860 --> 01:35:33,380 哪个王八蛋推我到前面？ 1960 01:35:34,140 --> 01:35:35,200 回去慢慢跟我解释 1961 01:35:36,170 --> 01:35:36,600 谢啦 1962 01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:41,230 你这次把我害惨啦 1963 01:35:42,330 --> 01:35:42,700 长官 1964 01:35:46,510 --> 01:35:48,060 我这次有没有丢脸哪？ 1965 01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:50,800 跟了我这么久 1966 01:35:51,070 --> 01:35:52,540 总算学到一点点了 1967 01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:53,240 谢谢 1968 01:35:54,770 --> 01:35:55,430 周星星 1969 01:35:57,710 --> 01:35:58,210 是 局长 1970 01:35:59,050 --> 01:36:00,380 你这次立了大功 1971 01:36:00,700 --> 01:36:02,270 我们欢迎你复职 1972 01:36:03,260 --> 01:36:03,850 不过 1973 01:36:04,430 --> 01:36:06,000 交通警察 我没什么兴趣 1974 01:36:06,340 --> 01:36:07,230 你不必担心 1975 01:36:07,740 --> 01:36:09,840 这次 你就算不是总警司 1976 01:36:09,890 --> 01:36:11,200 也一定是个总督察啦 1977 01:36:13,730 --> 01:36:14,280 谢谢 局长 1978 01:36:15,110 --> 01:36:16,750 听说 你中了枪 是吧？ 1979 01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:17,480 是 1980 01:36:18,550 --> 01:36:20,450 不过这些 对我来说 1981 01:36:20,960 --> 01:36:22,010 只不过是皮外伤 1982 01:36:22,560 --> 01:36:23,900 我完全 不放在眼里 1983 01:36:25,100 --> 01:36:25,880 非常好 1984 01:36:27,360 --> 01:36:28,050 有什么要求吗？ 1985 01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:29,150 我要叫救护车 1986 01:36:30,870 --> 01:36:32,740 - 救护车 - 救护车… 1987 01:36:52,940 --> 01:36:54,150 我也有别人追求啊 1988 01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:55,680 你要追赢他才行 1989 01:36:57,050 --> 01:36:57,600 好不好？ 1990 01:36:59,290 --> 01:37:00,700 我胆子比以前大好多了 1991 01:37:04,150 --> 01:37:05,180 我有说来追你吗？ 1992 01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:08,040 我是来学插花而已啊 1993 01:37:10,960 --> 01:37:12,210 你这混蛋敢泡我的妞 1994 01:37:12,550 --> 01:37:14,160 谁敢泡我就打谁 1995 01:37:15,510 --> 01:37:16,720 打… 1996 01:37:24,210 --> 01:37:27,720 忠孝东路西对介寿大路遐 1997 01:37:28,480 --> 01:37:32,060 介寿大路公在中正大庙埕 1998 01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:36,330 介寿大路口号按作无开声 1999 01:37:37,010 --> 01:37:40,440 中正大庙埕内大家免着惊 2000 01:37:41,290 --> 01:37:44,760 有一个古早门城在铁枝路边企 2001 01:37:45,540 --> 01:37:49,120 当年隔壁阿本仔侵入着行在这 2002 01:37:49,790 --> 01:37:53,340 今仔交通闹热夹甲呒震动 2003 01:37:54,050 --> 01:37:57,460 恬恬不敢喘气孤单在眠梦 2004 01:37:58,300 --> 01:38:01,870 今仔这个古城亲像当在变 2005 01:38:02,550 --> 01:38:06,030 爱靠台湾同胞做主来表现 2006 01:38:06,840 --> 01:38:10,460 人人拢真认真打拼在赚钱 2007 01:38:11,080 --> 01:38:14,520 但是城市甘有机会出头天 2008 01:38:15,330 --> 01:38:18,860 忠孝东路西对介寿大路遐 2009 01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:23,120 介寿大路公在中正大庙埕 126770

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