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hey
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so
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wow
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daddy
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who has never dreamed of knowing heaven
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on earth of sailing away to a desert
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island
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well here's a story about such a dream
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come true
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a story that starts in london a tea time
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which is not surprising since it's
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always tea time in london
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on this particular day at the house of
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the honorable mr bramwell
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your tv
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the air from america is waiting outside
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yeah from america oh we can't keep him
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waiting hey gentlemen
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well don't stand there gaping pringle
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show him in immediately
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will you go in now
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it's still laurel i presume oh no i'm
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oliver hardy i'm mr lawrence financial
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exchequer but where is mr laurel oh
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right here mr lowell
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ah mr laurel we've had quite a time
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finding you
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and now gentlemen let me introduce the
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two attorneys who handled your late
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uncles affairs in france and in italy mr
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hardy mr bonfire mr laurel senor patrone
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how do you do senor patroni mr hardy mr
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bonfire mr laurel my name is bremwall
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mr hardy
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well gentlemen
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could we get down to business
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oh thank you steadily
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now just how much was this legacy all
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you americans who never seem to believe
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in formalities do you
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well there's one thing about us
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we always believe in business before
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pleasure
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you see
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so
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thank you very much
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now could we proceed as a matter of fact
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we had better get right to business
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your uncle was quite an eccentric
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he uh didn't believe in banks
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he insisted on keeping his money in cash
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and here it is what is it
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it's money i think
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indeed it is money
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and a very large son italian leader
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french francs and english pounds
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stanley
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uh mr law before we actually turn this
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money over to you there are of course
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some administrative charges these
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include overhead legal charges deflation
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amortization currency fluctuation
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foreign exchange and a few other
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incidentals gentlemen
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here's your receipt mr laurel
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well gentlemen my dear mr hardy there is
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another small item
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what now the taxes
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to save you time we've had them all
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figured out including naturally a slight
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fee for our services these deductions
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represent income taxes estate taxes
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inheritance taxes death taxes and uh
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living taxes and a few other plane taxes
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gentlemen
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wish uncle had left me the taxes
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is that all we get
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oh but you also get an island an island
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and a beautiful yacht
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a yacht yes yes the yacht is tied to a
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dock right here see in marseille france
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and the island is here in the south seas
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gee that sounds wonderful ollie well
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that sounds swell but
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how much of the tax is on that oh none
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the island is absolutely tax-free
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here's your money the papers for the
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boat and this is the deed to the island
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well now that cleans out uh i mean that
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cleans up the estate gentlemen i bid you
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good day
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i'm stanley
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why don't you be careful
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a look here's your little boat gentlemen
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and here's your port clearance
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boy we'll need a crew for this one a
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crew what do we need a crew for i'm
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running this boat let's get on it why
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beg your pardon dog feet uh how much
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nineteen thousand are we
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thank you sir
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and bon
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day long tomorrow thank you
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it's a good thing you didn't take the
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taxes we had nothing left to say
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pardon me thanks a lot for reminding me
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i forgot about it
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thanks
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uh michelle
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thank you it's much too much so much too
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much
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what did you have to open your big mouth
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for well i didn't know he's gonna take
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it come on and let's take a look at the
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actually
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they've got plenty of gas
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let that thing alone
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why don't you watch where you're walking
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well i couldn't help it oh never mind
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that let's see what we've got here
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i didn't know they were living
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underneath well they have moved now
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i wouldn't care to repeat it
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come on
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what happened mind your own business
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oh look
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what is it well that's an emergency life
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raft for four people you can't get four
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people into this thing you don't
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understand inside there's a compressed
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air cylinder when you release the valve
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it fills up large enough to carry four
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people
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well what about me
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you don't have to be insulting
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haven't i always taken care of you
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you're the first one i think of
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didn't mean to hurt your feelings ollie
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holly
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holly
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you
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take that snakeskin off and get that
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cargo aboard
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what about me
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what about me
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don't waste time like that throw them to
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me and i'll put them there
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hey
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good
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hey
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so
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look at that
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what goes on here there's a man in the
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cage
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i bet it's antoine again but the guy
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must be mad i'm a monkey i tell you he's
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a stateless man a what somebody who has
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no nationality oh he's not a bad guy
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really but no country seems to want him
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he'd do anything to get back on land
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let's go antoine
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don't you know it's against the
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lauderland here without a passport
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arrest
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punish
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teach me a lesson put me in prison
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but remember that to put me in prison
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you've got to let me land
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how long has it been on your ship
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captain oh months he tried to get ashore
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at petra kovac nagasaki caracas
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sydney
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brooklyn brooklyn salonika everywhere we
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stopped all i ask for is a country well
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get a passport oh that's easy to say how
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can i get a passport if i have no
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country and how can i get in the country
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if i have no passport sorry i didn't
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make the regulations you're not allowed
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to land in this country that's the law
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fine laws you land monkeys without a
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passport i'm not human beings
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take him back i'm bored
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let's go
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canned foods one crate and foods one
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tray
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six sheets of plywood
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six sheets plywood six sheets of plywood
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sugar one sac sugar one sacred
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won't you ever stop playing hide and
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seek with us go on beat it and quick but
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you two always stopped me
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now see here you're probably a good
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stone mason why don't you go and work in
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italy but i'm an immigrant that's just
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it immigrant in italy you kidding or
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something how can you immigrate to a
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place you've left already well maybe but
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what's your thing you're not going to
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leave marcy without paying your passage
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it's a funny world huh how come well
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here we are catching a man who tries to
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sneak off a boat and catching another
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man who tries to sneak on when they
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could settle it so easily with one
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another
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oh yeah you borrowed that without asking
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me well i wouldn't have minded losing it
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if your trick had finally worked
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it's tougher antoine oh i'll find
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another way out don't worry don't tell
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me about it huh
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good morning boys
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what do you say
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i haven't opened my mouth good morning
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boys
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going on a vacation we're going to the
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south seas oh it's a long trip there and
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a long way back we're not coming back
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you see we own an island out there don't
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really
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see
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how do you start an engine with a
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mechanic of course we can't afford one
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we haven't got any money
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we did have but they took it all for
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taxes well don't worry i'm gonna send
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you a mechanic and he won't cost you a
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cent
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well everything's arranged what is my
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execution
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there are two characters alongside they
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own an island in the south seas you're
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invited
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and you won't need a passport to get
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ashore
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thank you
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thank you
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uh
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good morning sammy good morning
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uh where are we
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we're here
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well we shouldn't be we'll have to
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change our course
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keeper on a course you can eat later
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hold on hungry so am i selfish
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foreign
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when you get
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stanley this is wonderful the sea the
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sky the sun and you and i alone on the
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bounding name what do you mean alone
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he's with us oh of course antoine he's
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our very very good friend yes sir and
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we'll share and share a like
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thank you
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thank you
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stanley open the skylight so we can get
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some of that good sea air
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you know what
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you need glasses
293
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it's already open
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when you get to the island you better
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see an optimist
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hot rolls and butter
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and for the feast de resistance antoine
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presents his specialty the cult devo
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gardening
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sounds good
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i'm going to enjoy that i know
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i love coke
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uh
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antoine
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i suppose in the garni you use a small
306
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touch of garlic oh i hardly use a pinch
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a man that would steal food from a
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friend is the smallest thing in the
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world oh i don't know
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all i hope stan is that you enjoyed your
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role
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how could i george when you stole it
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what do you mean i stole it you stole it
314
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i would like you to know how happy i am
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to have you both as my friends i would
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like to give you a toast
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i give you a friendship hey friendship
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here's how
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so
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let's have another
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to friendship to friendship to
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friendship here's to your health
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[Music]
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friendship friendship that's something
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really swell no no definitely no
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oh oh the chops are done sit down my
327
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friends antoine is going to serve you
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his masterpiece
329
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[Applause]
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[Applause]
331
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what's the matter now
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you know what's the matter
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i want my chop
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garnished with garlic
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you've got a lot of nerd you want my
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chop after you've eaten yours
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[Applause]
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i'm sorry well you should be
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just a minute
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where's my potato
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now listen if you think i've eaten your
342
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roll and your potato and drank your wine
343
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weigh me well if you didn't who did
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[Music]
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you can't scare us with that as admiral
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of this ship i'll have stanley put you
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in irons what's all this about
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you stole my potato yeah my roll wine
349
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and chop
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incidentally
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who's steering the boat oh i forgot to
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tell you i tied the wheel on its course
353
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[Applause]
354
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well for once you have used your head
355
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thank you ollie i'll try and do that
356
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more often
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[Applause]
358
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what was that the motors stopped
359
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fix it you're the engineer but to tell
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you the truth i'm not a mechanic the
361
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captain on the boat cooked up that story
362
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just to get rid of me
363
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as usual i have to do everything myself
364
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get up on deck and stand by
365
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stand by what stand up today
366
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we'll take this little matter up later
367
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what do you think's wrong with it
368
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there's no use guessing we'll just have
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to take it apart and find out in other
370
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words use your head what for
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well you could use yours for a bowling
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ball
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you mean one of those with a hole in it
374
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exactly
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now give me a hand
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now let that be a lesson to you
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[Applause]
378
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[Applause]
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put that down
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[Applause]
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ollie
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what the gas tank's empty
383
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why didn't you tell me that before
384
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give me the parts and i'll put them back
385
00:27:02,798 --> 00:27:05,798
together
386
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,759
now we've got nothing left but the sale
387
00:27:27,519 --> 00:27:32,119
now when i give the signal you pull
388
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what are you doing i could have broken
389
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my arm who are you and what are you
390
00:27:41,839 --> 00:27:46,000
doing on this boat you got no right here
391
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i have my rights i am traveling as a
392
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stowaway they didn't tell us a stowaway
393
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came with a boat no listen fellas i
394
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could easily have been a stowaway on any
395
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other boat i happen to pick this one
396
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then you have to find me and spoil
397
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everything well we had to use the sail
398
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because the engine broke well why don't
399
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you try fixing the motor but we tried to
400
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but it fell in the sea
401
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fell in the sea holy mackerel just my
402
00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:11,119
luck to be a stowaway in a boat run by
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two land lovers who managed to drop the
404
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engine in the ocean the ocean
405
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you know i think we've offended him
406
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:19,359
what's happened what goes on here we've
407
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got a stowaway aboard this is antoine
408
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the chef giovanni copini glad to meet
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you sir and this is stanley how'd you do
410
00:28:31,679 --> 00:28:34,240
how'd you do
411
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why don't you be careful
412
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:43,440
come on we can't waste all day just
413
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talking get that rope get the sail out
414
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go ahead you the fat one get on the
415
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other side pull it takes muscle to raise
416
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the sail the fact we're on the other
417
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side oh heather now
418
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[Applause]
419
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hey
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oh come hold on
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[Applause]
422
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hmm
423
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[Applause]
424
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just in time to eat lunch never mind
425
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eating
426
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,240
what happened to my pants
427
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:44,558
i put them right there to dry it's
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00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:47,759
getting to the patient you
429
00:29:44,558 --> 00:29:47,759
hey the boat's moving
430
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you could
431
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[Music]
432
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and i say stanley
433
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:07,200
sure is
434
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just like playing hooky from school
435
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:12,960
we're all playing hooky more or less
436
00:30:09,519 --> 00:30:14,720
giovanni what are you playing hokey from
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00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:17,120
from a world where i'm always being told
438
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,720
what to do and then how to do it
439
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:21,038
one day a rich real estate man in my
440
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village hired me to build a wall
441
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i spent weeks trying to find brick for
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the right shape and kind of color he
443
00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:28,398
wanted i fitted them into place one by
444
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one
445
00:30:28,398 --> 00:30:32,558
as if they were jeweled
446
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,559
when the wall was finished it was
447
00:30:32,558 --> 00:30:36,480
shining in the sun like a real work of
448
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art because it was me giovanni the best
449
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:41,440
mason in italy who'd built it
450
00:30:39,119 --> 00:30:43,278
then the man came to have a look
451
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:44,720
and he ordered me to tear down the wall
452
00:30:43,278 --> 00:30:46,720
he'd suddenly changed his mind he wanted
453
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:49,200
to pick it friends
454
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:51,440
that's when i decided to play hooky we
455
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:54,240
don't blame you and you what are you
456
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:57,200
playing hooky from taxes yeah we don't
457
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:59,278
like taxes
458
00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:00,720
hey antoine what about you
459
00:30:59,278 --> 00:31:02,480
where is your home
460
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:05,120
my home
461
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:06,399
i don't know the whole world ought to be
462
00:31:05,119 --> 00:31:08,319
man's country
463
00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:09,918
but for me
464
00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:11,279
someone seems to have locked all the
465
00:31:09,919 --> 00:31:12,559
doors
466
00:31:11,279 --> 00:31:15,839
[Music]
467
00:31:12,558 --> 00:31:18,960
i can just see our island now
468
00:31:15,839 --> 00:31:21,119
palm trees flowers
469
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:24,730
the sun the warmest
470
00:31:21,119 --> 00:31:33,989
and the gentle rain
471
00:31:24,730 --> 00:31:33,990
[Music]
472
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,640
storm don't you think you better get the
473
00:31:35,599 --> 00:31:38,798
boat ready
474
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:41,519
yes it looks like a fence i never saw
475
00:31:38,798 --> 00:31:44,000
one like this before me either
476
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:47,480
we better pull down the sail i'll go get
477
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,480
the light right
478
00:31:49,329 --> 00:32:04,578
[Music]
479
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:16,660
[Music]
480
00:32:15,599 --> 00:32:19,788
oh
481
00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:19,788
[Applause]
482
00:32:20,609 --> 00:32:27,498
[Music]
483
00:32:32,170 --> 00:32:35,479
[Applause]
484
00:32:38,798 --> 00:32:41,798
right
485
00:32:42,849 --> 00:32:50,038
[Music]
486
00:32:55,609 --> 00:32:59,009
[Applause]
487
00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:11,180
[Music]
488
00:33:09,759 --> 00:33:13,990
foreign
489
00:33:11,180 --> 00:33:20,099
[Music]
490
00:33:13,990 --> 00:33:20,098
[Applause]
491
00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:32,299
[Music]
492
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:43,380
[Music]
493
00:34:01,609 --> 00:34:04,699
[Applause]
494
00:34:06,250 --> 00:34:10,000
[Music]
495
00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:15,159
so
496
00:34:24,079 --> 00:34:27,159
[Music]
497
00:34:33,349 --> 00:34:36,429
[Music]
498
00:34:38,599 --> 00:34:48,598
[Music]
499
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:48,599
oh
500
00:34:48,980 --> 00:35:01,398
[Music]
501
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:10,329
[Music]
502
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:27,590
[Music]
503
00:35:30,309 --> 00:35:34,219
[Music]
504
00:35:33,909 --> 00:35:39,719
[Applause]
505
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:39,718
[Music]
506
00:35:44,150 --> 00:35:56,269
[Music]
507
00:35:53,260 --> 00:36:04,020
[Applause]
508
00:35:56,269 --> 00:36:04,019
[Music]
509
00:36:06,230 --> 00:36:24,010
[Music]
510
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:28,239
ah look at that
511
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:33,880
an island we're on an island
512
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:49,519
we're on an island take a peep
513
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:53,800
take a peep
514
00:36:49,519 --> 00:36:53,800
i'm too pop to peep
515
00:36:55,679 --> 00:36:58,799
look look
516
00:36:57,838 --> 00:37:01,119
oh
517
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,119
boy
518
00:37:01,199 --> 00:37:05,759
it's an antar that's what it is an atoll
519
00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:09,759
come on
520
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:11,680
yes yeah brother easy easy easy it's all
521
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,480
right it's all right let's go fishing
522
00:37:11,679 --> 00:37:14,960
now
523
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:17,679
hand me a basket right away
524
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:19,599
quick a pot some wood fill the fire for
525
00:37:17,679 --> 00:37:21,598
the for your bed don't forget to put
526
00:37:19,599 --> 00:37:25,480
some garlic in it oh without it it
527
00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:25,480
wouldn't be a real puja
528
00:38:01,358 --> 00:38:06,759
well it don't look so bad still in good
529
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,760
condition
530
00:38:09,409 --> 00:38:12,649
[Applause]
531
00:38:23,838 --> 00:38:28,639
and fun what time are you serving dinner
532
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:33,279
if you want to eat you better go build a
533
00:38:28,639 --> 00:38:36,960
fire and you my boy clean the fish
534
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,960
you get the paper and i'll get the wood
535
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:47,480
holly yeah
536
00:38:42,639 --> 00:38:47,480
hold this a minute will you can't bear
537
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:00,720
you know boys there seems to be a lot of
538
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:03,920
room for building houses here yeah it
539
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:05,919
sure is naked around here admiral what
540
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:08,000
do we do on a deserted island here's a
541
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:08,880
man that was shipwrecked and he did all
542
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,559
right
543
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:12,880
listen
544
00:39:10,559 --> 00:39:13,838
robinson crusoe was born in the city of
545
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:16,320
york
546
00:39:13,838 --> 00:39:21,400
his father wanted him to become a lawyer
547
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:21,400
but young crew so long to go to sea
548
00:39:24,889 --> 00:39:28,269
[Music]
549
00:39:28,639 --> 00:39:33,199
our modern robinson crusoes have gotten
550
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:35,039
used to their new life
551
00:39:33,199 --> 00:39:40,118
by using the latest scientific farming
552
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:40,119
methods they obtained the wild land
553
00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:48,739
and mother nature has supplied them with
554
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:55,570
plenty of fresh water
555
00:39:48,739 --> 00:39:55,569
[Music]
556
00:39:57,730 --> 00:40:00,789
[Applause]
557
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:08,000
man has set to work so has nature she
558
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:11,358
has quickly changed a barren rock into
559
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:13,280
an enchanting paradise weeks months
560
00:40:11,358 --> 00:40:15,358
years have passed
561
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:17,519
everything is now improved
562
00:40:15,358 --> 00:40:19,119
at last our castaways have earned the
563
00:40:17,519 --> 00:40:21,599
right to take a little time off from
564
00:40:19,119 --> 00:40:28,350
their hard work
565
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:28,349
[Music]
566
00:40:29,039 --> 00:40:34,119
oscar
567
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,119
i scared
568
00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:47,710
[Applause]
569
00:40:50,750 --> 00:40:53,869
[Applause]
570
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,800
for the animals as well as for the men
571
00:40:56,239 --> 00:41:01,919
this island has become a real paradise
572
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:04,720
yes but a garden of eden without eve
573
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:06,720
and adam is bored
574
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:08,399
but but what's this
575
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:09,279
where are these skipping stones leading
576
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:12,480
us to
577
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:15,680
to papit the capital of tahiti and who
578
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:18,480
do we find eve i beg your pardon cherie
579
00:41:15,679 --> 00:41:19,679
lamoul as you can see she's got plenty
580
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,280
of brains
581
00:41:19,679 --> 00:41:24,159
and culture
582
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:26,400
the most glamorous girl in tahiti and
583
00:41:24,159 --> 00:41:28,879
born in paris of course
584
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:30,960
today is her big day first of all she's
585
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:33,358
taking an audition at the cockatoo the
586
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:35,039
smartest nightclub in town
587
00:41:33,358 --> 00:41:37,519
and also she's expected at the
588
00:41:35,039 --> 00:41:39,519
courthouse for an important occasion
589
00:41:37,519 --> 00:41:42,519
she's going to marry lieutenant jack
590
00:41:39,519 --> 00:41:42,519
fraser
591
00:41:48,559 --> 00:41:53,469
what time is it
592
00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:58,980
12 15.
593
00:41:53,469 --> 00:42:02,038
[Music]
594
00:41:58,980 --> 00:42:02,039
[Applause]
595
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:14,229
[Music]
596
00:42:18,659 --> 00:42:22,259
[Music]
597
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:31,838
why should you let yourself be blue when
598
00:42:26,079 --> 00:42:31,839
i have good cues for you
599
00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:39,440
suppose your heart for lack of love is
600
00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:41,199
fighting and come and get it for coming
601
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:43,200
you'll find the chance for which your
602
00:42:41,199 --> 00:42:44,480
heart
603
00:42:43,199 --> 00:42:46,419
if you is
604
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:50,800
yourself to me
605
00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:55,039
[Music]
606
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:56,980
to love i didn't cut myself completely
607
00:42:55,039 --> 00:43:00,170
so come and get it
608
00:42:56,980 --> 00:43:00,170
[Music]
609
00:43:04,119 --> 00:43:07,199
[Applause]
610
00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,839
i'll give you
611
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:26,599
[Music]
612
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,598
on my words
613
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,640
if love is what you'll only all still
614
00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:32,639
miss
615
00:43:30,639 --> 00:43:34,118
and come and get it
616
00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:38,318
on
617
00:43:34,119 --> 00:43:41,559
once you've made me enjoy the watcher of
618
00:43:38,318 --> 00:43:41,559
my expertise
619
00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:54,600
[Music]
620
00:43:51,679 --> 00:43:57,769
ah
621
00:43:54,599 --> 00:43:57,769
[Music]
622
00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:02,838
we
623
00:44:04,079 --> 00:44:07,318
thank you
624
00:44:08,318 --> 00:44:12,000
can't you stand have a drink on that oh
625
00:44:10,159 --> 00:44:16,318
no no no i'm late there'll be fireworks
626
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:20,960
thank you goodbye thank you goodbye
627
00:44:16,318 --> 00:44:20,960
ah miss lamour this way please
628
00:44:21,039 --> 00:44:26,079
ah oh sweetheart i'm so clean hardly
629
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,358
looks like it you're three quarters of
630
00:44:26,079 --> 00:44:29,280
an hour late you're not going to grumble
631
00:44:27,358 --> 00:44:31,279
about three little quarters of an hour
632
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:33,359
your honor didn't keep you waiting i
633
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:36,160
hope well uh
634
00:44:33,358 --> 00:44:39,358
cherie
635
00:44:36,159 --> 00:44:42,000
oh you're on a look at them aren't they
636
00:44:39,358 --> 00:44:43,598
lovely but you've been so extravagant my
637
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:46,400
dreams
638
00:44:43,599 --> 00:44:48,720
and you sir uh marriage is the most
639
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:50,880
important thing and i should like before
640
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:52,480
proceeding any further
641
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,519
what contracts
642
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,838
we're going to share everything in
643
00:44:53,519 --> 00:44:58,079
common that's not what i'm talking about
644
00:44:55,838 --> 00:44:59,519
my contract with the cockatoo my debuts
645
00:44:58,079 --> 00:45:01,200
tomorrow night so you'll have a chance
646
00:44:59,519 --> 00:45:03,759
to come and see me before you sail miss
647
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:06,078
lamour if you please won't you oh
648
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:08,720
but i'm listening to you your honor
649
00:45:06,079 --> 00:45:12,079
miss lamour lieutenant marriage is a
650
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:13,838
most important thing just a minute
651
00:45:12,079 --> 00:45:15,119
i'm sorry to interrupt you your honor
652
00:45:13,838 --> 00:45:18,159
but i have something to straighten out
653
00:45:15,119 --> 00:45:19,680
with my fiance it's most unusual but if
654
00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:21,279
you try to understand that you intend to
655
00:45:19,679 --> 00:45:23,838
continue your career after we are
656
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:25,599
married but of course my sweetheart you
657
00:45:23,838 --> 00:45:27,519
never suggested that i should give it up
658
00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:28,880
i never broached the subject because i
659
00:45:27,519 --> 00:45:30,559
took for granted that after we were
660
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:32,640
married you'd devote yourself entirely
661
00:45:30,559 --> 00:45:34,318
to me nothing could please me more if
662
00:45:32,639 --> 00:45:36,078
you were here all the time but when you
663
00:45:34,318 --> 00:45:38,719
spent 10 months out of the year sailing
664
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:41,599
the seas what you expect me to do swim
665
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:44,000
behind your little barge well look honey
666
00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:46,480
i'm not going to tolerate that while i'm
667
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,599
out at sea you spend your nights playing
668
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:52,000
come on girl in some clip joint
669
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:54,800
come on girl in some clip joint what you
670
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:56,960
think i am i'm an artist not a bum you
671
00:45:54,800 --> 00:46:00,800
know what people call me the female
672
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:00,800
caruso that's a fat johanna
673
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,199
but i'm not going to submit to this kind
674
00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:12,799
of blackmail in that case i'm not going
675
00:46:11,199 --> 00:46:15,598
to hang around here
676
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:17,920
you think about it but think fast
677
00:46:15,599 --> 00:46:20,079
please sir let him go away your honor i
678
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:22,240
won't run after him you hear me miss
679
00:46:20,079 --> 00:46:23,440
lamour think about it as well and come
680
00:46:22,239 --> 00:46:24,879
and give me your answer tomorrow night
681
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,318
is the cockatoo if you're not in the
682
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,280
audience i'll know what your answer is
683
00:46:26,318 --> 00:46:29,838
jack
684
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,839
sweetheart
685
00:46:30,318 --> 00:46:33,759
he will come won't he
686
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,119
tell him that if he doesn't show up
687
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:37,119
tomorrow night
688
00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:39,200
he'll never see me again
689
00:46:37,119 --> 00:46:41,920
i don't know what i'll do yet
690
00:46:39,199 --> 00:46:44,078
but i'll sit to it he never finds me
691
00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:46,240
okay i'll give him the message but you
692
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:47,280
know him better than i do
693
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:50,399
but then
694
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,400
he'll show up i'm sure
695
00:46:51,849 --> 00:46:56,639
[Music]
696
00:46:53,358 --> 00:46:58,069
can you guess just how much
697
00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:59,199
i adore you
698
00:46:58,070 --> 00:47:02,119
[Music]
699
00:46:59,199 --> 00:47:05,598
how along for you
700
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:09,920
sweetened ways
701
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:11,920
can you guess all the love that i feel
702
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:15,358
for you
703
00:47:11,920 --> 00:47:16,400
here's my heart with such bliss when we
704
00:47:15,358 --> 00:47:21,679
meet
705
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:23,680
any kings can you guess our lord to be
706
00:47:21,679 --> 00:47:25,440
near you
707
00:47:23,679 --> 00:47:30,159
how ours we
708
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:33,519
let each tender coward
709
00:47:30,159 --> 00:47:36,799
all the song that poets sing can
710
00:47:33,519 --> 00:47:39,039
describe that precious fear
711
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,039
and
712
00:47:39,619 --> 00:47:50,838
[Music]
713
00:47:48,559 --> 00:47:54,880
my window looks upon the
714
00:47:50,838 --> 00:47:57,920
square when i'm alone i hear the feet of
715
00:47:54,880 --> 00:48:02,960
people passing in the street
716
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:04,880
but for tonight no sunny day
717
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:07,760
come close to me
718
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:11,838
and hold my hand
719
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:16,480
i can hear your heartbeating
720
00:48:11,838 --> 00:48:20,440
and feel the touch i love so much
721
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:20,440
and how the lord
722
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:35,839
can you guess just how much i adore you
723
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:35,838
how along for your sweet embrace
724
00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:42,480
can you guess all the love
725
00:48:39,358 --> 00:48:44,000
that i feel for you
726
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:47,559
feels not
727
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,559
with such please
728
00:48:49,849 --> 00:49:04,318
[Music]
729
00:49:00,639 --> 00:49:08,639
all the sound that points in can
730
00:49:04,318 --> 00:49:10,318
describe that pleasure thing
731
00:49:08,639 --> 00:49:12,000
and the love
732
00:49:10,318 --> 00:49:13,779
that i want
733
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:18,849
to express
734
00:49:13,780 --> 00:49:18,850
[Music]
735
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:26,200
magnificent and to think that pig head
736
00:49:22,639 --> 00:49:26,199
didn't show up
737
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:41,119
[Applause]
738
00:49:31,570 --> 00:49:41,119
[Music]
739
00:49:41,510 --> 00:49:45,040
[Applause]
740
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:47,199
it didn't show up he didn't show up
741
00:49:45,039 --> 00:49:49,679
doing everything
742
00:49:47,199 --> 00:49:51,519
where is he he's still this morning
743
00:49:49,679 --> 00:49:54,639
i wouldn't even listen said he wouldn't
744
00:49:51,519 --> 00:49:56,159
give in i won't give an email
745
00:49:54,639 --> 00:49:58,400
did you tell him he might lose me
746
00:49:56,159 --> 00:50:02,318
forever
747
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,318
i did uncle encore
748
00:50:03,710 --> 00:50:08,480
[Applause]
749
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:10,240
they won an encore hurry up quick yes
750
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,838
yes but jack will be back in two weeks
751
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:13,838
you'll see him again what do i care i
752
00:50:11,838 --> 00:50:16,400
won't be here what when is your ship
753
00:50:13,838 --> 00:50:18,558
sailing captain next friday why
754
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:20,559
take me as a passenger but my tub's no
755
00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:23,200
luxury liner understand it makes no
756
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:27,079
difference all i want is to leave hey
757
00:50:23,199 --> 00:50:27,078
there's also my wife
758
00:50:28,329 --> 00:50:49,788
[Music]
759
00:50:46,610 --> 00:50:49,789
[Applause]
760
00:50:50,159 --> 00:50:57,389
[Music]
761
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,200
ah
762
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:12,639
the hunting season now get out of that
763
00:51:11,199 --> 00:51:14,480
bed your husband should have warned me
764
00:51:12,639 --> 00:51:16,480
you're coming on this boyage i wouldn't
765
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,838
have sailed on the slave ship i never
766
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:20,079
believed that story of your marriage
767
00:51:17,838 --> 00:51:22,400
with fraser being off i had a hunch you
768
00:51:20,079 --> 00:51:23,760
were going to make a play for my husband
769
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,119
get up
770
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,640
and start your packing you're going to
771
00:51:25,119 --> 00:51:27,760
throw me of a bow
772
00:51:26,639 --> 00:51:30,239
no
773
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:31,680
we're going to land you on an island an
774
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:34,078
island
775
00:51:31,679 --> 00:51:36,159
unknown are there people on it you'll
776
00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:37,680
find out about that as soon as you land
777
00:51:36,159 --> 00:51:40,099
wherever you appear in no time you're
778
00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:44,078
surrounded by men
779
00:51:40,099 --> 00:51:45,679
[Music]
780
00:51:44,079 --> 00:51:47,119
no i tell you it isn't fair to put this
781
00:51:45,679 --> 00:51:49,118
poor girl up in a deserted island there
782
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:51,519
are houses i saw them well there are
783
00:51:49,119 --> 00:51:53,680
houses there are people it suits get
784
00:51:51,519 --> 00:51:55,759
moving but i keep telling you she only
785
00:51:53,679 --> 00:51:57,679
came aboard on account of frasier just
786
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:59,359
to make him jealous you blow his top if
787
00:51:57,679 --> 00:52:02,639
i tell him i put you off on an island
788
00:51:59,358 --> 00:52:02,639
you don't have to tell him about
789
00:52:02,838 --> 00:52:08,318
it tell him i can be just as stubborn as
790
00:52:05,838 --> 00:52:08,318
he can
791
00:52:09,119 --> 00:52:12,800
i'll roll you off no you don't
792
00:52:11,119 --> 00:52:15,358
you stay right here
793
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:18,318
she knows how to roll and if she can't
794
00:52:15,358 --> 00:52:20,480
she'll have to swim so long sweetheart
795
00:52:18,318 --> 00:52:20,480
no
796
00:52:23,838 --> 00:52:26,400
i'm glad you boys are here and i want to
797
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,559
talk to you
798
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:30,000
that was you fellas a while ago but i
799
00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:32,079
was down at the beach getting these fish
800
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:33,599
for dinner see i was working in the
801
00:52:32,079 --> 00:52:36,240
garden
802
00:52:33,599 --> 00:52:39,519
did you see or hear anything
803
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:41,838
just the waves why i'll tell you why
804
00:52:39,519 --> 00:52:43,599
because i was down by the lagoon and i
805
00:52:41,838 --> 00:52:46,400
thought i heard the engines of a big
806
00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:48,400
boat then it whistled by the time i
807
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,240
climbed up to sea
808
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,519
there was nothing there that's because
809
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,679
it had gone
810
00:52:51,519 --> 00:52:58,199
oh
811
00:52:53,679 --> 00:52:58,199
what had gone the boat
812
00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,640
do you mean to tell me that you saw a
813
00:53:02,639 --> 00:53:07,039
boat and didn't let us know
814
00:53:04,639 --> 00:53:09,279
well i saw it and i waved to it but it
815
00:53:07,039 --> 00:53:10,880
didn't weigh back so i
816
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:14,280
get us something to drink before i
817
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:14,280
forget myself
818
00:53:15,760 --> 00:53:19,760
stan has certainly received more than
819
00:53:17,199 --> 00:53:23,838
his share of stupidity yeah no one
820
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:23,839
person could be really such a blockhead
821
00:53:25,199 --> 00:53:28,598
pardon me
822
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:43,280
what's the matter with you
823
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:44,959
i think i saw something what are you
824
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:48,319
talking about
825
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:51,679
there's a girl in the kitchen
826
00:53:48,318 --> 00:53:53,679
you are absolutely right
827
00:53:51,679 --> 00:53:56,629
there she is
828
00:53:53,679 --> 00:54:04,399
hello
829
00:53:56,630 --> 00:54:05,440
[Music]
830
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:07,119
well
831
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:09,760
hello fellas
832
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:11,519
how how did you get here well
833
00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:13,200
i guess you might say
834
00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:16,480
i was dropped by a wheat like the one
835
00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:18,480
that rides on a broom oh no
836
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:20,400
this one used a shotgun
837
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:22,318
i'm sorry for this intrusion but you'll
838
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:24,639
have to take me as a guest i'm afraid it
839
00:54:22,318 --> 00:54:27,679
will be a pleasure i knew i should have
840
00:54:24,639 --> 00:54:29,679
built a guesthouse a long time ago oh
841
00:54:27,679 --> 00:54:31,039
there's no place for me to stay oh don't
842
00:54:29,679 --> 00:54:33,199
you worry you're pretty little head
843
00:54:31,039 --> 00:54:35,199
about that giovanni and antoine will
844
00:54:33,199 --> 00:54:37,598
move in with stanley and me
845
00:54:35,199 --> 00:54:39,439
and you can stay right here you're very
846
00:54:37,599 --> 00:54:41,280
kind come my little princess and i'll
847
00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,960
show you to your boudoir
848
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:44,079
you know i think i'm going to like this
849
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:46,400
place
850
00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:49,400
it's swell you don't have to shave or
851
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:49,400
anything
852
00:54:55,199 --> 00:54:59,039
i left my taxi down at the beach with
853
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,720
all my things uh
854
00:54:59,039 --> 00:55:02,558
uh gentlemen get the lady's luggage and
855
00:55:00,719 --> 00:55:04,719
bring it to her chateau
856
00:55:02,559 --> 00:55:06,559
thank you
857
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:08,239
what's that funny thing up there that my
858
00:55:06,559 --> 00:55:10,640
dear is a wreckage of the good ship
859
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:13,279
moment ah i shall never forget the day
860
00:55:10,639 --> 00:55:16,719
that i found this island it was a
861
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:18,640
terrible night dark ass pitch it was so
862
00:55:16,719 --> 00:55:21,439
pitch you couldn't see your hand behind
863
00:55:18,639 --> 00:55:24,000
your back exactly sandy
864
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:25,200
then all of a sudden i spotted that
865
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:28,239
harbor
866
00:55:25,199 --> 00:55:31,039
i put her bow into the teeth of the gale
867
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:34,399
lashed myself to the wheel and beached
868
00:55:31,039 --> 00:55:35,679
her on that pinnacle and it's been there
869
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:37,119
ever since
870
00:55:35,679 --> 00:55:39,440
well boys you must have had trouble
871
00:55:37,119 --> 00:55:41,838
getting it up so high he read it in the
872
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:43,838
book oh come my dear
873
00:55:41,838 --> 00:55:45,759
look
874
00:55:43,838 --> 00:55:48,759
one two three yes it's all there thank
875
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,760
you
876
00:55:50,159 --> 00:55:53,159
huh
877
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,400
ah
878
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,480
uh
879
00:56:26,619 --> 00:56:29,699
[Music]
880
00:56:39,599 --> 00:56:45,079
stanley have you forgotten that we have
881
00:56:42,079 --> 00:56:45,079
company
882
00:56:48,639 --> 00:56:53,318
gentlemen make yourselves comfortable
883
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:03,239
gentlemen
884
00:57:28,719 --> 00:57:32,798
stanley
885
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:35,199
this is my side
886
00:57:32,798 --> 00:57:37,440
well there's no room on my side
887
00:57:35,199 --> 00:57:40,798
well the fair thing to do is to take
888
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:42,639
turns while one sits up the other sleeps
889
00:57:40,798 --> 00:57:44,400
and when he wakes up
890
00:57:42,639 --> 00:57:47,440
we change
891
00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:49,358
now that's what i call a sport
892
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:51,119
thank you ollie
893
00:57:49,358 --> 00:57:54,239
that's a good idea
894
00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:56,400
i sleep and then when you wake up i
895
00:57:54,239 --> 00:57:59,838
sleep again
896
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:00,639
haven't you forgotten something
897
00:57:59,838 --> 00:58:04,159
huh
898
00:58:00,639 --> 00:58:04,159
haven't you forgotten something
899
00:58:04,239 --> 00:58:08,959
oh good night ollie
900
00:58:06,079 --> 00:58:14,440
i'm sorry i get up and put that candle
901
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:14,440
out but you said that i go ahead selfish
902
00:58:27,519 --> 00:58:29,920
ollie
903
00:58:30,159 --> 00:58:32,719
ollie
904
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:36,720
ollie
905
00:58:34,798 --> 00:58:39,719
are you awake yet
906
00:58:36,719 --> 00:58:39,719
no
907
00:59:02,079 --> 00:59:05,079
hmm
908
00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:13,000
pardon me
909
00:59:30,079 --> 00:59:33,079
um
910
00:59:58,960 --> 01:00:01,960
oh
911
01:00:10,559 --> 01:00:13,828
[Applause]
912
01:00:20,050 --> 01:00:23,579
[Music]
913
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:27,400
oh
914
01:00:32,239 --> 01:00:35,558
what is it
915
01:00:41,170 --> 01:00:45,929
[Applause]
916
01:00:49,039 --> 01:00:53,400
open the window and drive him out
917
01:00:56,400 --> 01:00:59,200
[Music]
918
01:00:56,500 --> 01:01:14,849
[Applause]
919
01:00:59,199 --> 01:01:14,849
[Music]
920
01:01:17,519 --> 01:01:21,039
[Music]
921
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:23,280
this morning i'm going to prepare a
922
01:01:21,039 --> 01:01:25,519
magnificent seagull egg omelette with
923
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,960
fine herbs omelet
924
01:01:25,519 --> 01:01:28,960
well today i'm going to draw the plans
925
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:31,119
for a splendid villa with a big roman
926
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:33,199
bath what are you going to do ollie i'm
927
01:01:31,119 --> 01:01:35,838
going to give you fellas a piece of my
928
01:01:33,199 --> 01:01:38,719
mind sherry's a nice girl isn't she
929
01:01:35,838 --> 01:01:40,960
ex-charming pretty too and we're all
930
01:01:38,719 --> 01:01:43,039
friends aren't we of course naturally
931
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:45,838
well i make a motion that we never let a
932
01:01:43,039 --> 01:01:46,719
woman come between us agreed of course i
933
01:01:45,838 --> 01:01:49,920
agree
934
01:01:46,719 --> 01:01:49,919
now let's all get dressed
935
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:56,159
say ollie where's the sandpaper
936
01:01:53,760 --> 01:02:00,280
sandpaper
937
01:01:56,159 --> 01:02:00,279
in that locker thank you
938
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:10,639
oh
939
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,798
pardon me
940
01:02:16,559 --> 01:02:21,280
thank you
941
01:02:18,798 --> 01:02:23,679
pardon me
942
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:23,680
thank you
943
01:02:27,679 --> 01:02:30,159
pardon me
944
01:02:33,199 --> 01:02:37,759
thanks a lot
945
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,760
pardon me
946
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,960
thank you
947
01:02:43,838 --> 01:02:47,159
pardon me
948
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:58,860
[Music]
949
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,838
hmm
950
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:38,750
hey
951
01:03:26,099 --> 01:03:38,750
[Music]
952
01:03:40,079 --> 01:03:43,079
hello
953
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:49,039
what's the matter
954
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:49,039
the cat got your time
955
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,599
how nice you look this morning
956
01:03:54,079 --> 01:03:58,440
come on come on i want you to sit down
957
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:03,590
i'll have the food on the table in two
958
01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:11,849
seconds
959
01:04:03,590 --> 01:04:11,849
[Music]
960
01:04:18,159 --> 01:04:22,399
look she's put on clean plates even a
961
01:04:20,239 --> 01:04:26,679
tablecloth and clean napkins
962
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:26,680
yeah she didn't sweat the floors
963
01:04:27,289 --> 01:04:36,519
[Music]
964
01:04:40,239 --> 01:04:47,118
does this belong to anybody
965
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:47,119
never saw that guy before nobody i know
966
01:04:50,639 --> 01:04:55,279
it's mine
967
01:04:52,719 --> 01:04:59,719
it's a friend
968
01:04:55,280 --> 01:04:59,720
it's just someone i knew once
969
01:05:11,039 --> 01:05:15,359
i have a little surprise which i hope
970
01:05:12,639 --> 01:05:17,920
you're going to like what another one
971
01:05:15,358 --> 01:05:17,920
what is it
972
01:05:20,239 --> 01:05:23,679
tell me was your boyfriend fond of
973
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:27,559
bouillabaisse
974
01:05:23,679 --> 01:05:27,558
oh he loved it
975
01:05:31,489 --> 01:05:34,939
[Music]
976
01:05:47,920 --> 01:06:16,559
[Music]
977
01:06:15,119 --> 01:06:17,519
is this the warehouse you've been
978
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:21,269
building
979
01:06:17,519 --> 01:06:25,199
as warehouses go it's a funny warehouse
980
01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:28,179
[Music]
981
01:06:25,199 --> 01:06:37,619
this is no warehouse
982
01:06:28,179 --> 01:06:37,940
[Music]
983
01:06:37,619 --> 01:06:44,639
[Applause]
984
01:06:37,940 --> 01:06:47,039
[Music]
985
01:06:44,639 --> 01:06:49,519
[Applause]
986
01:06:47,039 --> 01:06:52,000
it's for you
987
01:06:49,519 --> 01:06:53,199
for me yes for you it sure is easy to
988
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,798
fool you
989
01:06:53,199 --> 01:06:57,358
did you really think we were building a
990
01:06:54,798 --> 01:06:59,599
refrigerator we were afraid to find out
991
01:06:57,358 --> 01:07:01,838
so we put on all the decorations last
992
01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:01,838
night
993
01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:22,068
[Music]
994
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:40,250
come on in
995
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:40,250
[Music]
996
01:07:41,039 --> 01:07:43,839
oh
997
01:07:46,179 --> 01:08:02,639
[Music]
998
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:02,639
it's just lovely
999
01:08:05,920 --> 01:08:09,280
you've all been such wonderful friends
1000
01:08:07,679 --> 01:08:12,799
this is the first real home i've ever
1001
01:08:09,280 --> 01:08:14,000
had i'm so happy i
1002
01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:16,400
[Music]
1003
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:20,520
you're not content just to be a singer
1004
01:08:16,399 --> 01:08:20,519
you've also got to be the comedian
1005
01:08:28,079 --> 01:08:33,519
what are you playing now
1006
01:08:29,679 --> 01:08:33,520
snow white and the seven dwarves
1007
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:39,679
that's the filler in the picture that
1008
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:41,039
she carries around with it
1009
01:08:39,679 --> 01:08:42,640
all height
1010
01:08:41,039 --> 01:08:44,719
you take me down
1011
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:47,199
now what you're wrong baby i never tried
1012
01:08:44,719 --> 01:08:49,520
tracking you down our old friend dolan
1013
01:08:47,198 --> 01:08:51,599
reported he'd seen an uncharted island
1014
01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:54,560
my business here is to chart it my men
1015
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:55,838
are out there working at it now
1016
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:57,120
look here
1017
01:08:55,838 --> 01:08:58,960
i suppose i ought to have my head
1018
01:08:57,119 --> 01:09:01,519
examined but i'm going to give you one
1019
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:03,439
more chance
1020
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:06,799
go and pack your things and be down at
1021
01:09:03,439 --> 01:09:08,798
the beach in 15 minutes
1022
01:09:06,798 --> 01:09:11,119
what for well i suppose you want to be
1023
01:09:08,798 --> 01:09:13,838
rescued don't you
1024
01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:13,838
not by you
1025
01:09:15,119 --> 01:09:17,599
lieutenant come right away we found
1026
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:21,279
something
1027
01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:23,120
okay i'll be right with you
1028
01:09:21,279 --> 01:09:25,679
this is your last chance
1029
01:09:23,119 --> 01:09:25,679
are you coming
1030
01:09:25,759 --> 01:09:28,759
no
1031
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:38,319
we'd better keep an eye on that guy he
1032
01:09:36,798 --> 01:09:41,319
looks like a man that would steal our
1033
01:09:38,319 --> 01:09:41,319
island
1034
01:09:54,800 --> 01:10:00,090
it's uranium the place is loaded with it
1035
01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:03,198
uranium
1036
01:10:00,090 --> 01:10:03,199
[Applause]
1037
01:10:04,158 --> 01:10:07,839
which one of you fellas happened to land
1038
01:10:05,760 --> 01:10:08,800
first on this island let me handle this
1039
01:10:07,840 --> 01:10:10,640
fellas
1040
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:12,960
why do you ask that because it will
1041
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:16,000
determine which nation owns the island
1042
01:10:12,960 --> 01:10:17,679
we all own it of course of course you
1043
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:20,079
own the island you're the real
1044
01:10:17,679 --> 01:10:22,800
proprietors but some country has got to
1045
01:10:20,079 --> 01:10:25,039
claim sovereignty the international law
1046
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:26,960
specifies that an island belongs to the
1047
01:10:25,039 --> 01:10:29,119
country whose citizen was first to set
1048
01:10:26,960 --> 01:10:30,880
foot on it so some country can take our
1049
01:10:29,119 --> 01:10:33,198
island that's right
1050
01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:34,960
and if that country has immigration laws
1051
01:10:33,198 --> 01:10:38,319
you will have to abide by those laws
1052
01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:40,800
even income tax laws income tax laws or
1053
01:10:38,319 --> 01:10:42,319
inheritance taxes and sales tax you know
1054
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:45,760
what they're trying to do they're trying
1055
01:10:42,319 --> 01:10:50,679
to take our geraniums that's it exactly
1056
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:50,679
pardon us for just one moment
1057
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:03,520
let's tell him that we all landed on the
1058
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:06,719
island at the same time yeah we can't
1059
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:09,360
tell a lie antoine was the first to land
1060
01:11:06,719 --> 01:11:12,359
it was a terrible night all right all
1061
01:11:09,359 --> 01:11:12,359
right
1062
01:11:16,238 --> 01:11:20,718
here's how it is i was the first man to
1063
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:22,559
set foot on this island okay what's your
1064
01:11:20,719 --> 01:11:26,480
name antoine
1065
01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:29,679
antoine what antoine master of cooking
1066
01:11:26,479 --> 01:11:32,399
nationality i haven't any you see he's
1067
01:11:29,679 --> 01:11:35,440
what is known as a stateless man or in
1068
01:11:32,399 --> 01:11:38,158
other words a misplaced person you see
1069
01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:39,759
he's lost and he can't find himself
1070
01:11:38,158 --> 01:11:41,759
listen you've got to have a nationality
1071
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:43,760
telling me i explained that in every
1072
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:46,320
port wherever i tried to land but no
1073
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:48,800
country wanted to have me every country
1074
01:11:46,319 --> 01:11:50,479
now will want to have you
1075
01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:52,840
i'll go and radio the authorities and
1076
01:11:50,479 --> 01:11:56,639
dump it in somebody's lap so long
1077
01:11:52,840 --> 01:11:56,640
gentlemen bye sir so long again
1078
01:12:02,238 --> 01:12:06,198
joe and the gentleman of the press
1079
01:12:10,238 --> 01:12:12,959
is it true a new island's been
1080
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:15,520
discovered can you give us the fact who
1081
01:12:12,960 --> 01:12:17,119
does it belong to not so fast gentlemen
1082
01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:18,960
not so fast
1083
01:12:17,119 --> 01:12:20,319
the island belongs to no one for the
1084
01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:22,079
time being
1085
01:12:20,319 --> 01:12:23,840
four shipwrecked men have settled down
1086
01:12:22,079 --> 01:12:26,238
there but the first man who stepped on
1087
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:28,880
the island is a stateless person a
1088
01:12:26,238 --> 01:12:31,039
citizen of no nationality
1089
01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:33,039
consequently no country is in a position
1090
01:12:31,039 --> 01:12:35,198
to lay claim to sovereignty on the is it
1091
01:12:33,039 --> 01:12:36,960
an important island important
1092
01:12:35,198 --> 01:12:38,879
it is loaded with the biggest deposits
1093
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:41,439
of uranium discovered to this day
1094
01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:43,440
uranium
1095
01:12:41,439 --> 01:12:47,079
here's a complete file gentlemen you can
1096
01:12:43,439 --> 01:12:47,079
go through it as you please
1097
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:55,520
every hour around the hour this station
1098
01:12:52,079 --> 01:12:55,519
has given you up to the minute reports
1099
01:12:58,319 --> 01:13:02,880
the recent discovery in the pacific of
1100
01:12:59,920 --> 01:13:05,359
an island which will be known henceforth
1101
01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:09,359
as atol h
1102
01:13:05,359 --> 01:13:11,519
i beg your pardon at all k
1103
01:13:09,359 --> 01:13:13,519
after a fourth night of conferences the
1104
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:15,440
great powers in a joint state initiated
1105
01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:17,920
today announced the appointment of an
1106
01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:19,439
international commission to decide which
1107
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:21,440
nation will be awarded sovereignty
1108
01:13:19,439 --> 01:13:23,599
rights over the island which has emerged
1109
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:26,158
from the ocean only a short time ago and
1110
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:27,760
will be known as atoll k
1111
01:13:26,158 --> 01:13:29,920
this statement was welcomed with relief
1112
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:31,920
in the world capitals now it has become
1113
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:35,520
only a question of time before some
1114
01:13:31,920 --> 01:13:38,239
government raises its flag over at all k
1115
01:13:35,520 --> 01:13:41,199
some government's flag they say
1116
01:13:38,238 --> 01:13:46,198
do you hear that well why don't we make
1117
01:13:41,198 --> 01:13:46,198
a government of our own sherry's right
1118
01:13:47,198 --> 01:13:52,479
i'll write a constitutional like has
1119
01:13:49,279 --> 01:13:53,599
never been written before
1120
01:13:52,479 --> 01:13:57,000
ah
1121
01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:57,000
sharpen this
1122
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:11,199
this will have to be a short
1123
01:14:08,319 --> 01:14:11,198
constitution
1124
01:14:11,520 --> 01:14:14,719
now
1125
01:14:13,359 --> 01:14:17,279
we
1126
01:14:14,719 --> 01:14:19,679
dear people
1127
01:14:17,279 --> 01:14:19,679
of
1128
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:26,119
of
1129
01:14:22,238 --> 01:14:26,119
crusoe land
1130
01:14:28,158 --> 01:14:33,279
in order to save our island
1131
01:14:31,279 --> 01:14:34,639
do hereby
1132
01:14:33,279 --> 01:14:36,238
form
1133
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:38,560
a
1134
01:14:36,238 --> 01:14:40,238
government
1135
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:42,320
now what kind of government do we want
1136
01:14:40,238 --> 01:14:45,198
very little government be good i think
1137
01:14:42,319 --> 01:14:46,399
without too many laws and no passports
1138
01:14:45,198 --> 01:14:49,198
no
1139
01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:50,238
passport and no prisons no
1140
01:14:49,198 --> 01:14:53,198
prisons
1141
01:14:50,238 --> 01:14:53,198
no darkness
1142
01:14:54,238 --> 01:14:57,238
what
1143
01:14:57,359 --> 01:15:02,880
no taxes no taxes
1144
01:15:01,119 --> 01:15:06,719
say this is getting to be a perfect
1145
01:15:02,880 --> 01:15:08,400
government and i will add no laws and no
1146
01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:10,560
money
1147
01:15:08,399 --> 01:15:12,000
and that's all we have room for
1148
01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:15,039
now the next thing is to hold an
1149
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:17,439
election i vote for myself as president
1150
01:15:15,039 --> 01:15:20,158
and stanley seconds a motion but i'm the
1151
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:22,879
discoverer of our island i vote for me
1152
01:15:20,158 --> 01:15:25,198
you vote for me too no no no no giovanni
1153
01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:28,480
votes only for giovanni
1154
01:15:25,198 --> 01:15:28,479
the election airing is over
1155
01:15:32,158 --> 01:15:35,759
cherry
1156
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:38,719
count the votes
1157
01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:40,640
one vote for giovanni one vote for
1158
01:15:38,719 --> 01:15:41,600
matuan
1159
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,360
one
1160
01:15:41,600 --> 01:15:45,440
two three
1161
01:15:43,359 --> 01:15:47,439
three votes for oliver crusoe the
1162
01:15:45,439 --> 01:15:50,439
president selected by a comfortable
1163
01:15:47,439 --> 01:15:50,439
majority
1164
01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:57,279
as president of crusoe land i will now
1165
01:15:55,439 --> 01:16:01,119
choose my cabinet
1166
01:15:57,279 --> 01:16:03,119
uh cherie you are my vice president oh
1167
01:16:01,119 --> 01:16:04,479
thank you mr president
1168
01:16:03,119 --> 01:16:07,119
and one
1169
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:08,879
and you are my foreign minister i am
1170
01:16:07,119 --> 01:16:11,359
very proud
1171
01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:13,440
uh giovanni you are the minister of
1172
01:16:11,359 --> 01:16:15,599
construction you couldn't have made a
1173
01:16:13,439 --> 01:16:19,238
better choice
1174
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:19,239
well that's that
1175
01:16:21,039 --> 01:16:25,840
what about me
1176
01:16:22,719 --> 01:16:28,000
stanley you are the people
1177
01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:29,440
i don't want to be the people
1178
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:31,359
what do you mean you don't want to be
1179
01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:32,719
the people they're more of you than they
1180
01:16:31,359 --> 01:16:35,439
are of us
1181
01:16:32,719 --> 01:16:39,198
you mean there's a lot of me certainly
1182
01:16:35,439 --> 01:16:40,719
oh why didn't you tell me i didn't know
1183
01:16:39,198 --> 01:16:42,879
mr president
1184
01:16:40,719 --> 01:16:44,480
but now we will have to have a flag
1185
01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:48,279
giovanna is right we can't have a
1186
01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:48,279
government without a flag
1187
01:16:48,399 --> 01:16:52,319
can't we use this as a flag that will be
1188
01:16:51,039 --> 01:16:54,800
perfect
1189
01:16:52,319 --> 01:16:57,979
yes but we'll need an emblem
1190
01:16:54,800 --> 01:17:11,869
wait a second i have an idea
1191
01:16:57,979 --> 01:17:12,409
[Music]
1192
01:17:11,869 --> 01:17:24,409
[Applause]
1193
01:17:12,409 --> 01:17:28,039
[Music]
1194
01:17:24,409 --> 01:17:28,039
[Applause]
1195
01:17:28,770 --> 01:17:39,069
[Music]
1196
01:17:41,520 --> 01:17:48,320
impossible to keep this house clean
1197
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:48,320
look at that
1198
01:17:53,198 --> 01:17:57,399
see the dust did that
1199
01:18:08,449 --> 01:18:21,898
[Music]
1200
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:27,760
stan ollie what happened looks like
1201
01:18:26,238 --> 01:18:30,969
we're being invaded
1202
01:18:27,760 --> 01:18:41,979
take a look at the beach
1203
01:18:30,970 --> 01:18:41,979
[Music]
1204
01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:46,960
under the principle of
1205
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,640
self-determination the constitution
1206
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:51,359
proposed by the government has been
1207
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:53,280
ratified by a unanimous vote
1208
01:18:51,359 --> 01:18:55,839
we have no other alternative but to
1209
01:18:53,279 --> 01:18:59,479
recognize this new sovereign state the
1210
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:59,480
caruso land
1211
01:19:29,119 --> 01:19:32,119
me
1212
01:19:39,430 --> 01:19:42,749
[Music]
1213
01:19:47,198 --> 01:19:54,728
me
1214
01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:54,729
[Music]
1215
01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:03,560
[Music]
1216
01:20:00,560 --> 01:20:03,560
is
1217
01:20:04,420 --> 01:20:09,440
[Music]
1218
01:20:07,039 --> 01:20:12,000
how much do i owe you buddy nothing
1219
01:20:09,439 --> 01:20:13,678
nothing at all absolutely nothing this
1220
01:20:12,000 --> 01:20:15,679
is a free country
1221
01:20:13,679 --> 01:20:18,800
oh boy if i'd known that i've taken a
1222
01:20:15,679 --> 01:20:21,119
bottle here take one uh give him another
1223
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:23,440
one stanley quite certainly
1224
01:20:21,119 --> 01:20:25,359
oh gee thanks mister thanks a million
1225
01:20:23,439 --> 01:20:28,029
mister
1226
01:20:25,359 --> 01:20:31,130
give me that
1227
01:20:28,029 --> 01:20:31,130
[Music]
1228
01:20:34,158 --> 01:20:37,679
it's the idea of giving that stuff away
1229
01:20:36,238 --> 01:20:40,238
brought this liquor out here so i could
1230
01:20:37,679 --> 01:20:42,399
sell it i want cash but money is against
1231
01:20:40,238 --> 01:20:45,678
the rules of our constitution yeah we
1232
01:20:42,399 --> 01:20:47,759
have no taxes either well
1233
01:20:45,679 --> 01:20:50,399
taxes i don't care about
1234
01:20:47,760 --> 01:20:53,039
you gotta make money for me or else out
1235
01:20:50,399 --> 01:20:57,158
of my way fatty
1236
01:20:53,039 --> 01:20:57,158
give me a bottle of cognac
1237
01:21:00,238 --> 01:21:02,879
which one
1238
01:21:06,399 --> 01:21:08,960
that one
1239
01:21:13,198 --> 01:21:17,839
i'm sorry but you'll have to pay for
1240
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:21,079
that who said so
1241
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:21,079
he did
1242
01:21:32,319 --> 01:21:35,439
what are you having
1243
01:21:34,560 --> 01:21:38,000
you
1244
01:21:35,439 --> 01:21:40,000
let me go you can't do that
1245
01:21:38,000 --> 01:21:41,920
they say it's a free country here as
1246
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:44,800
president of this island i demand that
1247
01:21:41,920 --> 01:21:44,800
you desist
1248
01:21:51,880 --> 01:21:56,520
[Applause]
1249
01:21:53,039 --> 01:21:56,519
do that again
1250
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:03,120
you keep out of this nitwit i'll have
1251
01:22:01,198 --> 01:22:05,119
you thrown over this island for that
1252
01:22:03,119 --> 01:22:07,119
yeah we'll have you important if i were
1253
01:22:05,119 --> 01:22:10,079
you my fine friends i wouldn't be too
1254
01:22:07,119 --> 01:22:12,800
sure
1255
01:22:10,079 --> 01:22:12,800
see you later
1256
01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:17,840
gentlemen i'll have him thrown over this
1257
01:22:15,520 --> 01:22:20,239
island if it's the last thing i do
1258
01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:21,920
that's not possible why not because we
1259
01:22:20,238 --> 01:22:23,519
have no such laws yes that would be
1260
01:22:21,920 --> 01:22:25,520
pretty difficult we'd be forced to
1261
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:27,280
change the constitution if you want my
1262
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:28,800
advice mr president
1263
01:22:27,279 --> 01:22:30,479
call a meeting of the cabinet that's a
1264
01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:34,000
good idea come on
1265
01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:34,000
we'll attend to that right now
1266
01:22:34,319 --> 01:22:39,469
enjoy yourself folks we'll be right back
1267
01:22:37,569 --> 01:22:41,119
[Music]
1268
01:22:39,470 --> 01:22:43,440
[Applause]
1269
01:22:41,119 --> 01:22:44,719
this island is a paradise governed by
1270
01:22:43,439 --> 01:22:46,719
idiots
1271
01:22:44,719 --> 01:22:49,119
a man like me
1272
01:22:46,719 --> 01:22:51,679
could put himself in power and lay his
1273
01:22:49,119 --> 01:22:52,960
hands on a chunk of money just take of
1274
01:22:51,679 --> 01:22:54,480
it
1275
01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:56,079
do you want to come in on it with me
1276
01:22:54,479 --> 01:22:57,678
sounds all right but what are the people
1277
01:22:56,079 --> 01:23:00,880
going to say they are happy with things
1278
01:22:57,679 --> 01:23:02,960
the way they are the people
1279
01:23:00,880 --> 01:23:04,960
we'll just tell them they are not happy
1280
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:06,319
they are always ready to believe that
1281
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:09,198
we'll have to organize a few
1282
01:23:06,319 --> 01:23:11,198
demonstrations just to show them how
1283
01:23:09,198 --> 01:23:13,198
dangerous it is to live without it i'm
1284
01:23:11,198 --> 01:23:14,879
afraid you're late the president has
1285
01:23:13,198 --> 01:23:16,719
just put up a proclamation declaring
1286
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:19,880
that from now on law and order will be
1287
01:23:16,719 --> 01:23:19,880
the rule
1288
01:23:21,119 --> 01:23:24,119
oh
1289
01:23:40,639 --> 01:23:44,960
it sure is quiet out there that's
1290
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:47,350
because i showed a firm hand with our
1291
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:50,479
proclamation
1292
01:23:47,350 --> 01:23:50,479
[Music]
1293
01:24:00,399 --> 01:24:05,679
now i'll make a tour around the island
1294
01:24:02,079 --> 01:24:05,679
and test the public's reaction
1295
01:24:06,479 --> 01:24:12,399
you don't have to they're coming to
1296
01:24:08,319 --> 01:24:14,399
visit you they're coming to apologize
1297
01:24:12,399 --> 01:24:17,399
i knew that would bring them to their
1298
01:24:14,399 --> 01:24:17,399
sexes
1299
01:24:29,198 --> 01:24:33,839
but he's the president he certainly is
1300
01:24:35,359 --> 01:24:40,719
why don't you hang him
1301
01:24:37,359 --> 01:24:43,359
you have just given me an excellent idea
1302
01:24:40,719 --> 01:24:45,198
as defender of law and order i can
1303
01:24:43,359 --> 01:24:48,559
guarantee you will have a fair and
1304
01:24:45,198 --> 01:24:50,079
honest child you will confess everything
1305
01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:54,880
and then you will be hanged like
1306
01:24:50,079 --> 01:24:54,880
gentlemen at sunrise thank you very much
1307
01:24:57,119 --> 01:25:01,679
what do you say
1308
01:24:58,719 --> 01:25:03,760
why don't you keep your big mouth shut
1309
01:25:01,679 --> 01:25:05,600
are you going to hang out too
1310
01:25:03,760 --> 01:25:07,920
of course not
1311
01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:10,800
she is much too beautiful
1312
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:13,760
if you will consent my dear
1313
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:16,719
i will take you under my personal
1314
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:19,360
protection what can i say but thank you
1315
01:25:16,719 --> 01:25:21,600
i can't believe my ears
1316
01:25:19,359 --> 01:25:24,158
well if you can't believe those ears you
1317
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:26,320
can't believe anything put some guards
1318
01:25:24,158 --> 01:25:28,719
around the house i'll immediately go and
1319
01:25:26,319 --> 01:25:31,279
start a crew building a gallows
1320
01:25:28,719 --> 01:25:34,239
oh by the way now that i'm going to be
1321
01:25:31,279 --> 01:25:36,479
president i'll need that outfit
1322
01:25:34,238 --> 01:25:39,879
will you accompany me my dear
1323
01:25:36,479 --> 01:25:39,879
but of course
1324
01:25:44,569 --> 01:25:51,299
[Applause]
1325
01:25:46,719 --> 01:25:58,829
i still can't believe oh shut up
1326
01:25:51,300 --> 01:26:02,250
[Music]
1327
01:25:58,829 --> 01:26:02,250
[Applause]
1328
01:26:02,719 --> 01:26:19,600
see if the gardens are still out there
1329
01:26:05,460 --> 01:26:19,600
[Music]
1330
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:23,400
he missed me
1331
01:26:26,680 --> 01:26:31,279
[Music]
1332
01:26:28,079 --> 01:26:31,278
[Applause]
1333
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:36,639
attention attention commander-in-chief
1334
01:26:34,399 --> 01:26:39,599
geographic station tahiti calling
1335
01:26:36,639 --> 01:26:43,119
lieutenant fraser ss area report your
1336
01:26:39,600 --> 01:26:44,960
position 8 30 a.m wavelength 15 meters
1337
01:26:43,119 --> 01:26:46,559
over it's lucky i was hired to come here
1338
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:48,560
as a radio operator
1339
01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:50,320
without a lecture i'd be so which
1340
01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:53,120
reminds me he was just looking for your
1341
01:26:50,319 --> 01:26:54,238
electo huh
1342
01:26:53,119 --> 01:26:57,439
where is he
1343
01:26:54,238 --> 01:26:57,439
oh over there
1344
01:27:01,039 --> 01:27:04,039
hello
1345
01:27:09,039 --> 01:27:12,319
lieutenant it's for you
1346
01:27:14,560 --> 01:27:20,239
sounds like a dane lieutenant fraser
1347
01:27:17,039 --> 01:27:21,679
lieutenant fraser hello snow white
1348
01:27:20,238 --> 01:27:23,678
don't tell me the dwarves are annoying
1349
01:27:21,679 --> 01:27:25,359
you hello jacques oh listen to me you've
1350
01:27:23,679 --> 01:27:26,800
got to come hide away they've started a
1351
01:27:25,359 --> 01:27:28,639
revolution they've built the gallows
1352
01:27:26,800 --> 01:27:31,039
they're going to hang everyone i need
1353
01:27:28,639 --> 01:27:34,880
you do you hear me
1354
01:27:31,039 --> 01:27:34,880
danger caused 20 points to starboard
1355
01:27:36,639 --> 01:27:40,719
of course i can hear you
1356
01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:42,480
but you don't really need me oh jack
1357
01:27:40,719 --> 01:27:44,960
don't kid me there isn't a minute to
1358
01:27:42,479 --> 01:27:46,959
lose if you love me you two
1359
01:27:44,960 --> 01:27:48,639
round up everybody and tell them the
1360
01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:51,600
traitors to the government of crusoe
1361
01:27:48,639 --> 01:27:53,520
land will be hanged within the hour and
1362
01:27:51,600 --> 01:27:56,840
now let's get the principal actors for
1363
01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:56,840
the opera
1364
01:27:57,510 --> 01:28:05,600
[Music]
1365
01:28:04,560 --> 01:28:06,480
one
1366
01:28:05,600 --> 01:28:07,360
two
1367
01:28:06,479 --> 01:28:11,009
three
1368
01:28:07,359 --> 01:28:11,670
four let's go
1369
01:28:11,010 --> 01:28:33,079
[Applause]
1370
01:28:11,670 --> 01:28:33,078
[Music]
1371
01:28:34,079 --> 01:28:37,079
so
1372
01:28:44,760 --> 01:29:02,420
[Music]
1373
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:27,770
hmm
1374
01:29:04,779 --> 01:29:27,769
[Music]
1375
01:29:35,119 --> 01:29:39,359
get away quick is this another one of
1376
01:29:36,960 --> 01:29:41,520
your tricks what you mean tricks tricks
1377
01:29:39,359 --> 01:29:43,759
sure she's full of them we go outside
1378
01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:46,080
and the guards shoot us you're wrong
1379
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:48,320
i've just got rid of the guards outside
1380
01:29:46,079 --> 01:29:49,679
i put a stone in my purse
1381
01:29:48,319 --> 01:29:51,439
oh
1382
01:29:49,679 --> 01:29:53,760
i went with alecto only because one of
1383
01:29:51,439 --> 01:29:57,279
us had to remain free to save the others
1384
01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:57,280
what are we waiting for come on
1385
01:29:57,439 --> 01:30:01,678
no i'm staying here but we can't leave
1386
01:29:59,679 --> 01:30:03,039
you here i've got to stay here and send
1387
01:30:01,679 --> 01:30:06,359
them in the other direction thank you
1388
01:30:03,039 --> 01:30:06,359
very much
1389
01:30:32,238 --> 01:30:35,599
how did it happen i haven't got time to
1390
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:37,119
explain you've got to run until i catch
1391
01:30:35,600 --> 01:30:40,000
those truths
1392
01:30:37,119 --> 01:30:41,359
but did you notice which way they were
1393
01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:44,600
that way
1394
01:30:41,359 --> 01:30:44,599
follow me
1395
01:30:45,170 --> 01:31:03,708
[Music]
1396
01:31:00,390 --> 01:31:03,709
[Applause]
1397
01:31:03,909 --> 01:31:11,479
[Music]
1398
01:31:08,479 --> 01:31:11,479
mommy
1399
01:31:12,189 --> 01:31:29,399
[Music]
1400
01:31:25,198 --> 01:31:29,399
hurry up they went this way
1401
01:31:31,170 --> 01:31:34,550
[Applause]
1402
01:31:31,479 --> 01:31:34,549
[Music]
1403
01:31:38,319 --> 01:31:57,359
hey look at that
1404
01:31:41,380 --> 01:31:58,670
[Music]
1405
01:31:57,359 --> 01:32:00,000
i think we're safe here
1406
01:31:58,670 --> 01:32:01,899
[Music]
1407
01:32:00,000 --> 01:32:12,949
don't you
1408
01:32:01,899 --> 01:32:12,949
[Music]
1409
01:32:13,359 --> 01:32:26,130
he must have fainted
1410
01:32:16,359 --> 01:32:26,130
[Music]
1411
01:32:29,679 --> 01:32:33,958
what
1412
01:32:30,890 --> 01:32:33,959
[Music]
1413
01:32:37,140 --> 01:32:41,520
[Applause]
1414
01:32:38,840 --> 01:32:42,560
happened cherry
1415
01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:43,700
oh
1416
01:32:42,560 --> 01:32:48,550
it's sherry
1417
01:32:43,699 --> 01:32:48,550
[Music]
1418
01:32:49,520 --> 01:32:53,280
stan
1419
01:32:50,479 --> 01:32:56,238
answer me forgive me i did not withdraw
1420
01:32:53,279 --> 01:32:56,238
please look at me
1421
01:32:56,639 --> 01:33:00,880
how did you manage to catch them but i
1422
01:32:59,039 --> 01:33:03,279
i
1423
01:33:00,880 --> 01:33:06,400
this girl is absolutely wonderful she
1424
01:33:03,279 --> 01:33:06,399
has a stone in her bag
1425
01:33:06,800 --> 01:33:09,039
quick
1426
01:33:07,760 --> 01:33:11,440
get them up and we're going to give the
1427
01:33:09,039 --> 01:33:13,840
signal for the show to begin
1428
01:33:11,439 --> 01:33:15,439
as a token of thanks for your help
1429
01:33:13,840 --> 01:33:18,480
without which i could never have
1430
01:33:15,439 --> 01:33:21,039
succeeded i am giving you the honor of
1431
01:33:18,479 --> 01:33:25,039
pulling the level that will drop these
1432
01:33:21,039 --> 01:33:25,039
plethoras into eternity
1433
01:33:26,199 --> 01:33:34,809
[Music]
1434
01:33:33,679 --> 01:33:38,939
election
1435
01:33:34,810 --> 01:33:38,939
[Music]
1436
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:44,640
what are you talking about overpower
1437
01:33:41,279 --> 01:33:51,198
this and let them escape
1438
01:33:44,640 --> 01:33:51,199
[Music]
1439
01:33:54,859 --> 01:34:14,119
[Music]
1440
01:34:11,119 --> 01:34:14,119
so
1441
01:34:14,470 --> 01:34:17,560
[Music]
1442
01:34:20,060 --> 01:34:29,920
[Music]
1443
01:34:26,529 --> 01:34:35,148
[Applause]
1444
01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:35,149
[Music]
1445
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:52,020
[Music]
1446
01:34:54,079 --> 01:34:57,198
i don't get it i've just been checking
1447
01:34:55,600 --> 01:35:00,520
we're exactly on the position where the
1448
01:34:57,198 --> 01:35:00,519
island stood
1449
01:35:01,679 --> 01:35:05,600
this is what you'd call a lucky break
1450
01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:08,960
oh
1451
01:35:08,158 --> 01:35:11,039
no
1452
01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:13,760
what do you mean no i don't want to be
1453
01:35:11,039 --> 01:35:16,319
rescued by him why not he was too long
1454
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:16,320
getting here
1455
01:35:17,439 --> 01:35:22,319
but people go on living just the same
1456
01:35:20,319 --> 01:35:24,639
cherie lamour is finally marrying her
1457
01:35:22,319 --> 01:35:29,000
lieutenant and they look forward to many
1458
01:35:24,639 --> 01:35:29,000
years of happily married life
1459
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:40,880
giovanni has gone back to his native
1460
01:35:38,238 --> 01:35:44,559
italy instead of building marble palaces
1461
01:35:40,880 --> 01:35:46,000
he'll go on forever building fences
1462
01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:47,760
antoine has been brought back to the
1463
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:49,600
boat from which he ran away
1464
01:35:47,760 --> 01:35:52,159
still anxious to give up this life of
1465
01:35:49,600 --> 01:35:53,520
wandering he tries once more his usual
1466
01:35:52,158 --> 01:35:56,000
means of escape
1467
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:57,670
but this time he's gotten into the wrong
1468
01:35:56,000 --> 01:36:04,389
sort of cage
1469
01:35:57,670 --> 01:36:04,389
[Music]
1470
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:10,159
as for our two heroes after all their
1471
01:36:08,238 --> 01:36:13,519
mishaps they've finally gotten their
1472
01:36:10,158 --> 01:36:15,920
inheritance their own south sea island
1473
01:36:13,520 --> 01:36:18,400
and they're far away from all the cares
1474
01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:21,359
of the world they settle down to a
1475
01:36:18,399 --> 01:36:23,920
well-earned rest gee that sure was nice
1476
01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:25,839
of fraser and sheree to let us here on
1477
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:28,800
our own real island
1478
01:36:25,840 --> 01:36:31,360
give us all this food and everything
1479
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:33,119
just like a fresh start in life it
1480
01:36:31,359 --> 01:36:36,000
certainly is and they're going to bring
1481
01:36:33,118 --> 01:36:39,359
us new supplies every six months
1482
01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:43,118
at last all of our troubles are over yes
1483
01:36:39,359 --> 01:36:46,238
sir nothing to do from now on but eat
1484
01:36:43,118 --> 01:36:48,479
and sleep and nobody to tell us what to
1485
01:36:46,238 --> 01:36:48,479
do
1486
01:36:49,920 --> 01:36:55,039
what are you doing here what are we
1487
01:36:51,920 --> 01:36:56,880
doing here well this is our island
1488
01:36:55,039 --> 01:36:58,319
there must be some mistake this island
1489
01:36:56,880 --> 01:37:00,159
has been taken over by the government
1490
01:36:58,319 --> 01:37:02,319
for insufficient payment of inheritance
1491
01:37:00,158 --> 01:37:03,679
taxes moreover you've also been fined
1492
01:37:02,319 --> 01:37:05,519
for the delay
1493
01:37:03,679 --> 01:37:08,880
it's my duty to seize your supplies and
1494
01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:08,880
food take it away
1495
01:37:15,439 --> 01:37:19,759
well here's another nice mess you've
1496
01:37:17,439 --> 01:37:22,759
gotten me
1497
01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:22,760
well
1498
01:37:32,739 --> 01:37:47,519
[Music]
1499
01:37:45,439 --> 01:37:47,519
you
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