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The heroic moment,
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that pointy fulcrum in time
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that either breaks your seesaw inhalf,
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or puts your ride
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on the playground of justice for good.
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The moment you first grok
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the dangers that lie ahead
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and take a stand
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- against evil.
- Huh.
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Get him on his feet. Lock this down.
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No one in or out.
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Oh, my God.
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You shot me.
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You can't just shoot a person! Twice!
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But look how the bullets flatten
against the suit you stole.
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I didn't take the suit, he did.
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- Who?
- He sa-said
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it was gonna fit me and then
he jumped out the window,
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but then I didn't do
anything for a while.
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- I was just...
- Who?
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Who jumped out the window?
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Him!
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Unhand that precious balloon of hope.
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Arthur.
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You put on the suit.
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You're the one that blew
up my operation and my men.
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I'm pretty sure it was
all that reckless gunfire
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that blew up your operation.
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Yeah, it's like bullet
Christmas with you people.
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What are you?
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I am the wild blue yonder.
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Villain, you face The Tick.
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- Mmm.
- Huh.
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Angry lightning lady.
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The name is Miss Lint.
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I don't get it.
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You get this?
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Great white taser tots.
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Why won't you die?
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I... don't... wanna!
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And that's why you
can't have nice things.
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Watch out! She shoots glass eyes.
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Let's get you somewhere safe, chum.
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What? No, no, no, no, no!
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Turn that off!
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Okay.
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Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
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Okay.
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Here we are.
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I told you that outfit was a winner.
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Two bullets point-blank
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and high voltage,
plus a three-story drop
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and look at you.
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You're as alive as a daisy.
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Ramses wants to see you.
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And I quit.
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I'm on my way.
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Yo, Stick.
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Don't call me "Stick."
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I'm being mean. We're
on the oval right now.
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It's being mean time.
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We're on the same team, it's practice.
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Yeah, practicing being mean.
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Girl, where your game at?
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It's my brother.
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He's not answering my calls.
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He usually responds to
a text, but he's not.
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Look, Dot.
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I know you had to bail your
brother out last night, right?
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Wait. Correction.
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You bailed on taking your
big midterm last night,
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and then you drove across the river,
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and then you bailed your brother out.
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Technically, I didn't
have to bail him out.
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They just signed him over.
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Even they could tell he's a basket case.
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There are so many dead
bodies in my apartment.
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What were you doing bringing Miss Lint
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and-and the entire Pyramid
gang down on my head like that?
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Oh, I'd love to take the credit,
Arthur, but that was all you.
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You did all the legwork,
followed the leads,
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and struck villain gold.
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What?
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Have you ever seen a
more beautiful alley?
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Did you, uh...
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You look kind of, uh, different.
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Thanks.
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You know, you stole their suit
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and practically tricked
me into wearing it.
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What were you thinking, Tick?
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Oh, I always let destiny
do the melon work, friend.
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Thought is not my area of expertise.
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Goodness, no.
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Now, what's the plan?
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- What?
- The plan.
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When you didn't circle back to the fray,
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I figured you must be pulling
some kind of finesse move.
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Well, I'm all ears.
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Give me the skinny.
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I don't have a skinny.
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Okay, what am I doing? What have I done?
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You just had your first
super-villain battle,
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and you look great.
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Okay. I, um...
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I'm wearing their suit.
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Not their suit, your suit.
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No. No, no, no, no.
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No, no, no.
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Whoa, what is that?
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I don't know. You should try it.
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I'm not gonna try it.
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You try it.
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- Hey, kids.
- Wow.
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- It's Superian!
- It's Superian!
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Not everything that glows
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gives you superpowers.
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And no, that glowing ooze is not magic.
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It's probably unstable
industrial effluents,
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or unnatural secretions.
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Or how about plain
old-fashioned radioactive?
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It's probably giving you cancer.
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- Ponchos.
- Shh.
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- Seems an odd turn.
- Shh.
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Just looking for the strategic value
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of helping this establishment to restock
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- Shh.
- its ponchos.
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The city warehouse district was rocked
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this morning by a massive explosion.
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Oh, Arthur.
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Grand theft poncho.
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Tick, I need to cover
this suit immediately.
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But we can't be party to a pilfering.
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It's not pilfering, it's paying later.
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Hey. You are stealing?
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No. This...
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Look, we are not here
to cause any trouble.
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What do you mean, "we"?
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- I need to borrow this poncho.
- What?
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- For, like, half an hour?
- You cannot borrow a poncho.
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- Please. Let me.
- This is not a poncho library.
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- I'm opening the poncho.
- Do not open the poncho.
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I'm going to call the police.
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- Oh, the police?
- I'm going to speed-dial the police.
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You pay organized crime weekly
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to protect your store
and you say nothing.
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At least the organized
crime is organized.
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This is chaos.
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- This is chaos.
- Do not open the poncho.
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I'm calling them now.
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Oh, do not... Please, don't.
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Okay.
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They're never gonna stop
coming after the suit,
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but maybe I can give it back to them.
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Give it back? To crime?
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Are you insane?
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Oh, shit.
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Shit.
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Hello, Lint.
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What's with the Hazmat guys?
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What's with all the failure?
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This isn't my fault.
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Someone put heroes on
the trail of that shipment
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and I took the hit.
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What do you want with all
that shit anyway, Ramses?
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You don't know the first
thing about super-tech.
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You know I think my issue with you
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is you're just not a team player.
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I mean, everyone else in the gang
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got the tattoo, but not you.
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No, not your crew.
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Jesus. The tattoo again.
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Yes, the tattoo again.
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Kind of got my own eye thing going on.
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Yeah, nobody missed that.
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It's like you're
looking at me with bacon.
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I will never understand your obsession
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with all this ancient Egyptian bullshit.
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Ramses IV? You're
from fucking Minnesota.
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It is not bullshit, it is branding.
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Branding is power. Do you not get that?
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No, I guess you don't get that.
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You get your ass handed to you.
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I've got six other hitters out there.
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I'll get your damn suit back.
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I know you think you're better than us,
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because you were The Terror's
number one circus freak.
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But he's been dead... a long time.
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You work for me now.
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And if you can't handle
your obligations...
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I have options.
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Shit.
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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Shit.
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Just having a little grounding issue.
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Oh, well, fuck off.
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Tell me up is down.
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Tell me left is tidy.
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That makes more sense than this.
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They may kill me, but they might not.
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It's my best shot... I think.
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So, you're willing to
outright steal a poncho
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from the workingman, yet you won't keep
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a super-snazzy supersuit
with wings and goggles
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and armor and everything,
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even when it doesn't belong
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to the gang we're fighting?
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Tick, I'm not a hero.
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I don't think that
heroes solve anything.
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Heroes solve villains.
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This is civilization.
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We have agencies that do that.
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Tick, look, I would... The Terror
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is still alive...
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and people need to know that.
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I was trying to prove
that, and that's it.
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The Terror took something from you...
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didn't he, Arthur?
220
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Yeah.
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We got to pick up the rig in an hour.
222
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You want to get some lunch?
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No, you go ahead. I'll
meet you at dispatch.
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Okay.
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Hey, Dottie.
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Stosh, I'll have the rent to
you on the third like I said.
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We're still collecting
club dues this week.
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Great, but not what I need.
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Could use your help in the back.
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Jesus. What is this?
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- Pyramid.
- Uh-huh.
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Had themselves a misadventure
on the wharf last night.
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I need my little backup stitcher.
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Hey, I am not your backup anything.
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You get that, right?
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I get that. Possessive
pronoun, my mistake.
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Do this for me, no club dues this month.
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Everything we had, it just...
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it just bounced off the bastard.
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Like a... big... blue tank!
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Hey. Hey.
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Follow the light with your eyes.
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Okay?
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The Terror took...
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all of my favorite superheroes,
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and dropped them...
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right onto my dad.
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One second he was there, and then...
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the next second he wasn't.
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Your beloved progenitor
murdered by your nemesis,
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right in front of your
tiny little boy face?
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Yeah.
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The world owes you a hug, small soldier,
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and I'm the one that's gonna give it.
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- Uh, no.
- Oh, yes!
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Tick...
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- Okay, Tick.
- That's it.
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This is the good stuff.
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The raw feed!
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I'm breaking a little bit.
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Oh, yeah!
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- Just feel the hug.
- Okay.
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Let yourself be hugged.
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Uh... Eh, but... that's it. Hug me back.
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Yeah.
266
00:13:55,852 --> 00:13:57,919
- But it's a little hard. I...
- Hug it.
267
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,326
Better?
268
00:14:04,328 --> 00:14:07,564
Yeah, that does feel... pretty good.
269
00:14:08,738 --> 00:14:11,065
- Does it?
- Well, don't...
270
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:14,743
But... thank you, Tick.
271
00:14:14,746 --> 00:14:16,438
You're welcome.
272
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:20,175
Don't you realize, Arthur,
it's all starting to make sense.
273
00:14:20,177 --> 00:14:23,178
This is your life, your saga,
274
00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,481
your origin story.
275
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,082
Arthur?
276
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,885
Look both ways.
277
00:14:30,887 --> 00:14:34,523
Hey. Hey. Hello? Hi.
278
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:37,259
I want to give it
back. The suit. Please?
279
00:14:37,261 --> 00:14:38,427
You want to what?
280
00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:39,663
He wants to give it back.
281
00:14:40,831 --> 00:14:43,191
I think that's great.
282
00:14:43,194 --> 00:14:45,367
- Hop on in, little guy.
- Okay.
283
00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:48,437
Great, could you please, uh...
284
00:14:48,439 --> 00:14:51,273
If you could not kill
me, that would be awesome.
285
00:14:51,275 --> 00:14:52,774
We can call in and ask.
286
00:14:52,776 --> 00:14:55,777
Okay, well, that's something, I guess.
287
00:15:03,712 --> 00:15:04,953
Tick! Tick! Tick!
288
00:15:04,955 --> 00:15:06,388
Stop! I'm giving up! Okay?
289
00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:08,923
Not to this can of worms.
290
00:15:08,925 --> 00:15:09,924
Don't.
291
00:15:19,069 --> 00:15:20,335
Huh.
292
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,338
You see, chum?
293
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:24,606
We got crime on the run.
294
00:15:24,608 --> 00:15:26,941
Can't turn back, man.
295
00:15:26,943 --> 00:15:29,110
What the world needs now is us.
296
00:15:29,112 --> 00:15:30,945
Sweet us.
297
00:15:30,947 --> 00:15:33,848
- There is no us.
- There's always been us, silly.
298
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,685
Right from the beginning.
Don't you remember?
299
00:15:36,687 --> 00:15:39,554
Arthur? Arthur?
300
00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:41,155
No, no! I started this.
301
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,791
Okay? Alone.
302
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:45,560
I-I opened the jar again,
and the crazy came back out.
303
00:15:45,562 --> 00:15:47,429
- It was, it was me.
- Arthur?
304
00:15:47,431 --> 00:15:48,897
Who are you talking to?
305
00:15:48,899 --> 00:15:50,665
No one.
306
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,901
- Oh, God.
- What?
307
00:15:52,903 --> 00:15:55,770
Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.
308
00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:57,706
But, Arthur, you see things, remember,
309
00:15:57,708 --> 00:15:59,974
sometimes, things that aren't there?
310
00:15:59,976 --> 00:16:03,504
They're there one second, gone the next.
311
00:16:03,507 --> 00:16:05,246
We are not here to cause any trouble.
312
00:16:05,248 --> 00:16:06,448
What do you mean, "we"?
313
00:16:06,450 --> 00:16:07,731
You know me.
314
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,918
I'm the you you always wanted to be.
315
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:12,621
My life, nothing's making sense anymore.
316
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:19,294
Arthur.
317
00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:20,964
What are you wearing?
318
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:23,898
Poncho.
319
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,522
Are you okay?
320
00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:27,793
You have to call me back.
Didn't you get my messages?
321
00:16:27,796 --> 00:16:29,538
Okay. Remember the drill?
322
00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,139
Right, the drill. Right, yeah.
323
00:16:31,142 --> 00:16:32,474
The drill. Normal is what normal does.
324
00:16:32,476 --> 00:16:34,175
Normal takes meds.
325
00:16:34,177 --> 00:16:36,277
Normal returns calls,
326
00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:38,317
dresses appropriately for the weather.
327
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:40,549
Yeah, yeah, I just, I
don't think the normal thing
328
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,116
is really working right now.
329
00:16:42,118 --> 00:16:44,353
Okay. Well, we-we called
you in a sick day, so just...
330
00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:45,854
you just need to rest.
331
00:16:45,856 --> 00:16:47,822
You're just riding out a
little post-episode paranoia,
332
00:16:47,824 --> 00:16:49,724
right on schedule just-just
like last time, remember?
333
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:51,326
It's not like last time, okay?
334
00:16:51,328 --> 00:16:53,094
There's a, there's a giant blue guy
335
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,329
and he's trying to fight crime,
336
00:16:55,332 --> 00:16:56,897
except he's not real! Or he's...
337
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,800
I might be... I think I'm...
338
00:16:58,802 --> 00:17:00,735
Jesus, I'm the blue
guy. I'm the blue guy.
339
00:17:00,737 --> 00:17:02,875
No. Arthur, you're
not fighting anything.
340
00:17:02,878 --> 00:17:04,062
You're just a little unwell.
341
00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:06,808
Yeah, you're right.
342
00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:08,076
Arthur?
343
00:17:08,078 --> 00:17:10,101
Yeah, I just need to,
I need to figure out
344
00:17:10,104 --> 00:17:11,803
where my mind is and it's all okay.
345
00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,140
You doing all right?
346
00:17:13,143 --> 00:17:15,917
Tick, she can't see you, okay?
347
00:17:15,919 --> 00:17:18,119
I can see him.
348
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:19,554
Uh, yeah.
349
00:17:19,556 --> 00:17:21,513
What are... are you?
350
00:17:21,516 --> 00:17:22,615
I am The Tick.
351
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,271
I am a superhero.
352
00:17:24,274 --> 00:17:27,161
I'll be defending the
defenseless in the area
353
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:28,363
henceforth.
354
00:17:28,365 --> 00:17:30,131
Huh.
355
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,541
Okay. Um... just...
356
00:17:33,544 --> 00:17:35,937
Beck? Uh, yeah, I'll
be there in ten minutes.
357
00:17:35,939 --> 00:17:37,238
Telephone call.
358
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,362
So, you're real?
359
00:17:38,365 --> 00:17:40,298
Of course I'm real. Who's not real?
360
00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:41,676
I will meet you at dispatch, yes.
361
00:17:41,678 --> 00:17:44,746
Ten minutes, please. Thank you.
362
00:17:44,748 --> 00:17:47,516
So, uh, Dot, how do you know Arthur?
363
00:17:47,518 --> 00:17:48,914
Excuse me?
364
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:51,986
Uh, D-Dot-Dot is my sister,
actually, so we go way back.
365
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,155
Uh, I do want to thank
you for everything,
366
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:55,490
helping me get home safely...
367
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:57,058
- Oh.
- And the general protection
368
00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:00,567
of the innocent kind of thing,
but, unfortunately, this is...
369
00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,833
I got to say good-bye forever now.
370
00:18:02,836 --> 00:18:04,736
This is the end of our thing
371
00:18:04,739 --> 00:18:06,638
- and, uh, Dot, I-I...
- "Good-bye forever"?
372
00:18:06,641 --> 00:18:08,405
I'm feeling much better
now, actually, suddenly.
373
00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:09,907
So, I'm just gonna go
upstairs, go straight into bed,
374
00:18:09,909 --> 00:18:12,232
so I would say you don't
even need to worry about me.
375
00:18:12,242 --> 00:18:14,843
You should just go on to
your shift and that I'm good.
376
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:16,144
Are you sure? Because I can call in
377
00:18:16,146 --> 00:18:17,546
if you want me to come
up with you. It's...
378
00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:19,147
No, no, no, no. I don't
want you to do that.
379
00:18:19,149 --> 00:18:21,382
I want you to... I'd say get far
away, like a safe distance away.
380
00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,418
And I'm just gonna go straight
up into bed and I'm g...
381
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:24,753
I'm really, I'm very good.
382
00:18:24,755 --> 00:18:26,823
I'm very good, Dot.
383
00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:38,124
So, you're a... superhero?
384
00:18:38,149 --> 00:18:42,888
I... I'm sorry, I just need a minute.
385
00:19:46,903 --> 00:19:51,573
You handled this mission beautifully.
386
00:19:51,575 --> 00:19:54,275
I mean it.
387
00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:59,213
That kick-murder party you
threw in Lima, perfect diversion.
388
00:19:59,215 --> 00:20:00,749
Those nuns had it coming.
389
00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:04,553
You're, uh... better than a Swiffer.
390
00:20:04,555 --> 00:20:09,190
Aren't you, Miss Lint?
391
00:20:09,192 --> 00:20:12,961
That's what the men call you,
I'm told, behind your back.
392
00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:14,596
I know what they call me.
393
00:20:14,598 --> 00:20:19,300
Is that why you fried two of my
flamethrower guys in the field?
394
00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,069
They weren't your best men.
395
00:20:21,071 --> 00:20:25,807
True. We don't put our best
people on the flamethrowers.
396
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:29,110
But a nickname shouldn't
be costing me henchmen.
397
00:20:29,112 --> 00:20:30,779
You want my advice?
398
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:35,349
You take that dumbass name
and make it a strength!
399
00:20:35,351 --> 00:20:40,121
You don't kill people
'cause they call you names.
400
00:20:40,123 --> 00:20:43,259
You kill people because it's fun.
401
00:20:45,929 --> 00:20:48,298
Got you a little something.
402
00:20:50,867 --> 00:20:53,334
Had my science guys make it up.
403
00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:55,436
Cost a mint.
404
00:20:55,438 --> 00:20:58,573
Tuned specifically to your charge,
405
00:20:58,575 --> 00:21:02,911
they should ground you
without weakening your attack.
406
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:06,347
I...
407
00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,316
don't know what to say.
408
00:21:08,318 --> 00:21:11,519
You want to learn it all.
409
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,988
I'm gonna teach you.
410
00:21:13,990 --> 00:21:18,161
But first, you need to
be able to wear black.
411
00:21:30,774 --> 00:21:32,242
Okay.
412
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,180
You can't let your sister talk
you into this normal thing.
413
00:21:39,182 --> 00:21:40,615
Please, just stay away from me, okay?
414
00:21:40,617 --> 00:21:41,750
Stay away from me.
415
00:21:41,752 --> 00:21:43,689
- Oh, come on, chum.
- Chum?
416
00:21:43,692 --> 00:21:47,355
Chum is the meat that they
chop up and throw to the sharks.
417
00:21:47,357 --> 00:21:50,524
And also a good, good friend.
418
00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,205
What's wrong with you?
419
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:53,107
What is it?
420
00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:54,863
Are-are you dumb?
Are you brain-injured?
421
00:21:54,865 --> 00:21:56,330
Did you escape from a
mental hospital? What?
422
00:21:56,332 --> 00:21:58,700
What? I mean, because if
you were a real superhero,
423
00:21:58,702 --> 00:22:01,135
you wouldn't spend a
single moment with me.
424
00:22:01,137 --> 00:22:02,904
I'm a nobody.
425
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:04,973
I'm a victim. I'm...
426
00:22:04,975 --> 00:22:08,209
I'm a bystander in a
long line of bystanders.
427
00:22:08,211 --> 00:22:10,211
Arthur, you're hurting our feelings.
428
00:22:10,213 --> 00:22:13,181
I don't have any sort
of special destiny, okay?
429
00:22:13,183 --> 00:22:16,723
Oh, but you do, and you're
already at stage three.
430
00:22:16,726 --> 00:22:19,187
"The hero rejects the call."
431
00:22:19,189 --> 00:22:21,522
But destiny is on the line, Arthur,
432
00:22:21,524 --> 00:22:23,057
and she's calling collect.
433
00:22:23,059 --> 00:22:25,359
Accept the charges, Arthur.
434
00:22:25,361 --> 00:22:27,528
Accept them.
435
00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:29,898
You're crazy, Tick.
436
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:31,299
You're the crazy one.
437
00:22:31,301 --> 00:22:34,771
Just leave me alone. You're crazy.
438
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,808
The crosshairs of adversity
439
00:22:39,810 --> 00:22:42,043
fall on their hapless target.
440
00:22:42,045 --> 00:22:45,558
And even though our
valiant fledgling has scored
441
00:22:45,561 --> 00:22:49,550
a cool, blue guide with a map
and a compass and everything,
442
00:22:49,552 --> 00:22:53,822
he still must cross his
first threshold alone.
443
00:22:59,162 --> 00:23:03,932
The story now rests on Arthur.
444
00:23:03,935 --> 00:23:07,916
Arthur and destiny.
445
00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,836
Hey. Hey, guys.
446
00:23:15,839 --> 00:23:18,913
Uh, I'm sorry about the-the
throwing stuff earlier.
447
00:23:18,915 --> 00:23:20,915
I really just want
to give the suit back.
448
00:23:20,917 --> 00:23:22,717
Sure. We know.
449
00:23:22,719 --> 00:23:23,617
Oh, okay.
450
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:25,028
Great.
451
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,896
Who the hell are you supposed to be?
452
00:23:50,881 --> 00:23:52,546
Take off the suit.
453
00:23:52,548 --> 00:23:53,681
Wh... okay.
454
00:23:57,453 --> 00:23:58,853
It might take a second.
455
00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:02,056
Just 'cause the zipper...
456
00:24:03,626 --> 00:24:05,526
Eat me.
457
00:24:09,032 --> 00:24:11,322
- Get that helmet off.
- 28th Amendment!
458
00:24:11,325 --> 00:24:13,247
- I'm taking the 28th!
- How's that?
459
00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:15,736
Murphy's Law, the 28th. I'm
t... I'm taking the 28th.
460
00:24:15,738 --> 00:24:18,973
Jesus Chr... hey, dispatch.
461
00:24:18,975 --> 00:24:21,955
We, uh...
462
00:24:21,958 --> 00:24:24,026
we got a superhero.
463
00:24:27,268 --> 00:24:32,513
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