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♪ You and I are just two

♪ Seven thousand million people

♪ Two of them are me and you

♪ Who are you looking at

♪ Whenever you look at me?

♪ What do I look like
when you see who you see?

♪ Who am I looking at
when my eyes look your way?

♪ Who is it
that I'm speaking to

♪ When I call out
in order to say?

Hello? I just got
to the hotel room.

Well, get over here, man.

I was gonna go
see my sisters tonight

and come see you tomorrow.

Oh, really? We, um... shit.
He... he's coming.

He's coming tomorrow,
not tonight.

Why?
It's OK. Yeah.

I should have clarified that.

Vanessa was planning
on making dinner.

I should have clarified.

Uh, the baby
is waiting to meet you.

I'm waiting to meet the baby.

She's so fucking awesome.
You'll see.

She's gonna blow your mind.

- Uh, OK. What time tomorrow?
- Um, three?

Is three good for tomorrow?

- Four?
- Four?

Five? Four is fine.

- Five?
Four is perfect.

Four it is.
- OK, see you at four.

- Tell Rachel and Maggie hello.
- I will.

All right, dude.

Hello.

- Hi.
- Where are you?

- The hotel room.
- Aren't you coming over here?

No, I was gonna go to Scott's

to see his baby today
and see you tomorrow.

OK. Did you tell Maggie this?

I texted Maggie,
like, three times

but she hasn't
gotten back to me.

I think it's some kind
of digital detox.

She's not using her phone
at the moment.

She was just assuming
you were coming here

so she was gonna show up
at the house if she could.

You should have told me
your plan.

I thought I did.
What does that mean,

she's not using her phone?

Hey, does Dennis
still work here?

- What?
- Is Dennis here?

You gotta speak up, man.
The music's too loud.

- Dennis. Does Dennis work here?
- Who has it?

No. I'm looking for Dennis.

- Dennis, hi.
- Eric.

I saw the light was on
so I thought you weren't asleep.

I would have called, but I don't
have your number anymore.

I got a new phone
and I couldn't figure out

how to get
all my old contacts onto it.

- OK.
- Yeah, uh...

I did leave a message
on your Instagram yesterday.

Hmm, I didn't see the message.

It said
that the message was read,

but maybe
you just skimmed over it.

So you're visiting?

Just for the weekend.
Scott had a baby.

- I'm here to see Scott's baby.
- Who... who's Scott?

- Scott. You don't know Scott?
- Who is he?

I thought you knew him.

Anyway, I came to town
to see his baby,

and I thought
I'd check in with you.

What are you up to tonight?
Busy?

I'm just chilling.
Watching this... documentary.

- Still play poker?
- Not... not very often, no.

Over at Josh's house?

Speaking of babies, Josh
just had a baby, so that's...

You guys play any
spontaneous games anymore?

Could we make that materialize

if you told him I'm in town
and we want to play?

I'm halfway through
the documentary.

After the documentary.

I plan on going to sleep
after the documentary, Eric.

You don't think
you'll get a second wind?

No, not tonight, Eric. No.

What about a game
tomorrow night?

I'll ask Josh
if he's interested.

That'd be fun, wouldn't it?

Thank you.

Hey.

- Hey.
- Where's Maggie?

Uh, she's meeting us
at the diner.

Aren't we running late?

I thought we said breakfast
at ten.

- It's ten now.
- We're not late.

Hey.
Hey.

That's still how you hug people?

Why don't you hug me like you
haven't seen me for three years?

So how was your flight?

Did you watch
any in-flight entertainment?

They didn't have any movies
on the plane.

- Oh, bummer.

You look good.
When did you dye your hair?

A year ago.

Oh. OK. I didn't...
I didn't really know that.

Well, you would have,

if we'd ever Skyped
or FaceTimed or whatever.

I dyed it the day
after Rosie died.

Oh, good old Rosie.
So it was like a symbolic thing?

No, I just did it.

I didn't think
it meant anything.

I think I just needed something
to do that day.

No, I just meant
it could easily be construed

as a symbolic gesture.

- You know, mourning or whatever.
- Hmm.

Well, she was Mom's dog,
not mine.

I wasn't even that sad
when she died.

In fact, I was pretty
fucking happy about it.

Well, I liked Rosie.

Well,
you never lived with her.

Never saw her staring at you

with her beady little soulless
eyes from her doggie bed

like your only worth in life
was being her food dispenser.

But I guess being her inheritor,

it was my cross to bear
and mine alone.

Is Nathan
coming to breakfast?

I told you, like,
the same week that it happened

that Nathan and I broke up.

I remember the last time
you broke up, a year ago,

but you got back together.

And then we broke up
three months ago

and I told you
the same week that it happened.

- I don't think you did.
- I did.

But we didn't talk about it
in detail

because I didn't feel like it.

I said, "Nathan and I broke up
but please, let's move on."

- You want to talk about it now?
- Not really, no.

Is that her?
No.

No.

Hello.

Hi.
Hey.

Where were you last night?

I had to go to Scott's
to see his baby.

I thought you were coming
over to the house.

I think there was a mix-up
in communication.

Well, how was it
seeing Scott's baby?

It was nice.
It's a beautiful baby.

Her name is Sofia.

Why are you even
staying in a hotel?

You know, I thought tonight

we would all sleep
at the house together.

What gave you that idea?

I guess it's just sort of
what I wanted to happen.

I get a good rate
because I travel so much.

And I like hotel rooms.

Why do I feel guilty
about how I organized this trip?

Neither of you have ever
come to visit me in Portland.

- I am planning on visiting you.
When?

I don't know.
Maybe I'll do a whole big trip.

- What about, like, next month?
- What about school?

- I quit school.
- What? When did that happen?

I started to feel like
I was in the wrong place.

So I stopped.

I can't believe you
quit college without telling me.

Why wouldn't you call me?

I didn't want to bother you.

Whoa, she's still here.

Oh, that sweet
and beautiful lady.

God chooses precious few to
rock legs like that at her age.

Yeah, if those legs stepped
into a liquor store,

- you'd ask them for their ID.

If you see your sister

with a body like that
in 40 years,

know that even if her life

appeared to be a total waste
of time,

in her heart,
she's a woman satisfied.

Hey, are those legs on the menu?

Oh, here they are. I see them.

They're under signature
classics. Hot old-woman legs.

Hmm. I was gonna get

the double blueberry pancakes,
my usual, but...

those hot old-woman legs
seem to be calling my name.

So you're going to eat her legs?

Yeah, with the fresh coleslaw.

You want them to saw her legs
off and then cook them for you?

I'm not sure how they do it.

Just whatever they do
for the signature classics here.

Oh, it says here I can have
my choice of fresh coleslaw,

side garden salad,
or rice pilaf if I get the legs.

I do like the coleslaw here.

How far are you gonna take this?

Are you saying that those legs
don't look absolutely delicious?

That's just how I like my
hot old-woman legs to look.

Yummy, yummy.

You like them
to look like a meatloaf

drenched in wet poop.
That's cool.

So what is on
our schedule today?

Whatever you want,
but at four,

I'm going back
to Scott's house,

and then tonight,
I'm meeting up with Dennis.

Who's Dennis?
- He's an old friend.

What about tomorrow?

My flight is in the morning.

Well, that only gives us, like,
five hours to be together today.

Yeah, I told you
it was going to be a fast trip.

So what can I get for you?

I guess I'll just get
your famous triple berry crêpes.

And I'll get the French toast
with whipped cream on top.

Double blueberry pancakes
and hash browns.

Double blueberry and hash. Great.

We've been downstairs
waiting for you for 20 minutes.

Why, what's going on?

- She's making Bloody Marys.
It's, like, two o'clock.

OK. Should I stop her?

Well, I don't know.
Is she, like, an alcoholic now?

What? No. Maybe. I don't know.

Hey, I really wish
that you would have told me

about quitting college.

I just wasn't thriving
in that atmosphere.

The professors
were suffocating my originality.

The very strict policy
that I attend class

and pay attention
to the subject at hand.

- Is that a joke?
- Yes.

- It's really not funny.
- OK.

But seriously,
doesn't Rachel

seem a little off to you?

She seems like
her normal self to me.

She did say a few weeks ago
that she's depressed.

OK, well,
I've never seen her depressed.

What are you talking about?

She was super-depressed
when Mom died.

Wasn't that just, like,
normal grief?

Well, I don't think
she's ever really processed it.

Not, like, completely.
None of us have.

Well, it's...

It's been four and a half years.

Five.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

We don't ever talk about Mom.

OK, so that's why Rachel
is depressed?

Maybe it's more to do
with Nathan.

Yeah, so what happened there?

You mean with Stephanie?

Stephanie, his ex-girlfriend
from high school?

Oh. She didn't tell you.

She probably doesn't want you
to know.

- You basically just told me.
- Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

♪ It's a big old world

♪ With a lot of people

♪ It's a big old city

♪ With a lot of things

♪ You're a busy woman

♪ You're a busy man

♪ If I get in your way

♪ Go around me, buddy

♪ Go around me

♪ Go around me, buddy

♪ If I'm in the way

Eric...

You're here
for half an hour more?

My legs are getting tired.

Nice. Thank you.

♪ How many things
do you have to do?

♪ How many things
are so brand new?

♪ How many people
do you have to meet?

♪ How many minutes
do you have to breathe?

♪ Time is ticking!

♪ The sun is sinking!

♪ You have a lot on your mind!

Tink, tink!

♪ All you want to do is unwind!

♪ Am I standing in your place?

♪ Am I running in your race?

♪ Am I walking your walk?

- ♪ Am I ticking off your clock?

♪ Go around me, buddy

♪ If I'm in the way

♪ Oh!

♪ Am I the one ruining your
day?

♪ Oh, am I the one
making your clouds gray?

♪ Oh, pardon me
if I walk right into you

♪ Pardon me and go right through

Tap dance!

We never had tap shoes,
yet we still decided to do this.

Oh.

Hey, I thought we
retired "Go Around Me, Buddy".

- Why would you think that?
- Uh, I don't know.

I guess I assumed
our days as a wannabe trio

of singer-songwriters
and child performance artists

were long behind us.

No way.

When was the last time

we actually brought out
the old songbook?

Christmas.

Eight years ago. Like,
a month before Eric left home.

I wish you could stay
for dinner.

You know,
I had a whole plan laid out.

- Sorry about that.
- Oh, it's OK.

Who's this Dennis guy
you're hanging out with tonight?

- You never met Dennis?
- No.

How are your sisters doing?

Yeah, you know.
Rachel is living on her own now.

She's the one who wanted to keep
the house after our mom died.

Is she still working for the,
uh...?

Radio station. Yeah. Maggie...

Maggie went to college
for almost a year

and then she just suddenly quit,
out of nowhere.

Why?

Like, she just follows
her feelings and that's it.

Well, that's it for me.

Good to see you again, Eric.

- Have a safe trip home.
- Thanks. Good game.

- Goodnight, everyone.
- Bye.

All in?

I don't have a great hand,
but I do have something.

Straight draw?

- No.
Tens?

No.
- Oh.

You know, I think
you've been bluffing all night

and you're bluffing now.

I'm not bluffing, I promise you.

But you do what you want,
I'm good.

- So you want me to call you?
- Either way is good for me.

Well, this is probably idiotic,
but, um... yeah, fuck it, call.

Yeah. I thought so.

Why did you... What?

Why are you calling my bet
on the flop?

You thought your sevens
were ahead

after this giant bet I made?

I don't know, man.
It was...

It was stupid.

Dude. Nice!
Shit.

OK.
All right, yeah.

- Fucking A.
Nice.

Wow. Well, I... Hey.

- I'm... I'm really sorry, man.
- That was...

That did not happen.

That was a good game.
It's just luck.

It doesn't make any sense.

Why did you call my bet
on the flop?

I had the sevens
and then I had the feeling

that you were bluffing.

Because I wanted you to think
I was bluffing.

Well, it worked,
and I got lucky.

That's a bad call.

You're not supposed
to make the all-in call.

Josh does stupid shit like that
all the time.

It usually works out for him.

OK.

Tough break, bro.
Sorry about that.

Why was he even in that hand?
With a three and a seven?

Why did he even call
my pre-flop raise?

You placed third
and cashed out.

I never get a chance
to cash out.

You should be happy.

Can we play again
when you're done?

Uh, you know what, man?
We really can't tonight.

I told my wife
it wouldn't be too late.

- Can we play again tomorrow?
- Aren't you leaving tomorrow?

I'll change my flight. I have
elite status with the airline,

so I don't have
to worry about rebooking fees.

Man, you... you're just on tilt.

Yeah, maybe just, you know,
take a moment.

Relax. Rethink it.
Go back to the hotel,

and if you think
you still want to stay,

we can all come
and talk about it.

Do I look like I'm not calm?

You're not even
a little bit upset?

This is just me knowing
that I can win

and wanting to play again.

I don't care about the money.

I just don't have to pay
rebooking fees,

so it's easy for me to stay.

I'd be willing to play again
if everybody else is.

Is Maggie here?
Yeah, she is. Um...

Can I talk to her?
OK.

I just opened the door

and there's a man outside
coming up the steps.

He says he's here for you.

Who was that?

Just someone
my roommate is sleeping with.

Eric!

This is the best.
Why did you stay?

I just re-thought it
and I just decided

that we didn't have enough time,

so I changed my flight
to tomorrow.

I wanted to surprise you.

I'm surprised.

Hey.

OK...

I thought you were gone.

Hmm?

I thought you were gone.

- I'm sorry.
It's OK. I'm just...

- really happy you're here.
- Yeah.

Well, I'm going to...

call into work
and get the day off.

- Still working at that café?

Yes. Gonna quit soon anyways.

Did you tell Rachel
you're still here?

No. I thought we could go
to the house and surprise her.

Perfect.

Oh, and, um...

This is the kitchen. You haven't
seen my place yet. So, um...

Yeah, no. This is, uh...

This is the kitchen.
Living room.

I can show you my upstairs
if you want.

- It's a really nice kitchen.
- It is, isn't it?

It's just the two of you, right?

Yeah, it's just two of us.

Her car's not here.

You wanna text her
and see where she's at?

Let's just see
if she comes back soon.

Play a disco song.

Shh.

Oh. I lost my place.

Play a Bee Gees song.

Play "More Than a Woman"
by the Bee Gees.

Show some respect
for your musical ancestry.

Show some respect, Maggie.

- Disco...

A lot of people

think disco is dead.

But the only thing dead is their
ability to dance to great music.

I wanna ask you
some tough questions.

Some hard-hitting questions now.

What will you do with your life
now you've quit college

and thrown it all away?

How will you ever
pick up the pieces?

- I have a lot of ideas.
- Like what?

A friend of mine said I could
come work with him in Utah.

Southern Utah, in the desert.

He's a river-rafting guide,

so he'd teach me
how to raft down a river

and I can become a guide.

You know, for the tourists
that come into town.

- Have you ever rafted before?
- No.

And who's this friend of yours?

Well, he's more of a friend
of a friend.

Never talked to him in person,
but we've chatted online.

Hmm... I don't like it.

It's as bad an idea
as quitting college.

Even worse.

We came here for nothing.
Complete waste of our time.

What do you want to do now?

- What about the zoo?
- What about the zoo?

- We could go there.
- Why?

- You love the zoo.
- I loved it when I was 12.

I'd be willing to go to
the zoo if you really want to.

Forget it.
It was just a stupid idea.

"Hello, emu,
how are you?

What are things you like to do?

I like to eat big giant bugs.

I like eating slimy slugs.

I like to chase the bees.

I like to pee on trees.

Emu, emu. That is I.

Sadly I cannot fly.

Emu, emu. E-M-U.

I am me and you are you."

Written and first performed

in this very zoo
many, many years ago.

It's a masterpiece, really.

- One for the books, I'd say.
- Well, how can it be denied?

...at the top of the tree

and hang out
in that tree all day

and just munch on bamboo.

They don't have
a lot of predators in the wild,

so their lives are pretty quiet

and they don't have a lot
of things to worry about

when they're out there.

These guys live in Nepal
and in India,

Bhutan, Myanmar and China.

Their main food source
is bamboo.

That's one of the reasons
they're endangered

because those forests
are being cut down.

Jude will eat little treats.

Why would you just wander off

without telling us
where you're going,

especially when you're doing
some kind of digital detox

and you don't have
a phone with you?

Why would you do that?

- Maybe she had a panic attack.
- Does Maggie have panic attacks?

I thought you talked to her
on the phone sometimes.

Yeah, but she never
told me that.

Why is she having panic attacks?

Just normal anxiety.

Do you not...

- have panic attacks?
- No.

Well, since you don't keep up
on the books,

both of your sisters
have panic attacks,

your mother had panic attacks,

maybe even your father
had panic attacks,

although nobody would know that

because he never confessed
to any other living soul

about what was going on
inside his mind or body.

So consider yourself lucky

to have skipped the genetic
chopping block on that one.

You running out of time?
You need to go see your friends?

I have about two hours.

Thank you, Eric, for sacrificing

so much of yourself to us
this weekend.

It's very kind of you.

But next time,
if there is a next time,

you know, another three years
from now or whatever,

would you consider sacrificing
maybe even more of yourself

and spend, like,
actual full days with Maggie?

Like, you come here
and you feed us

minutes and hours at your will,

like giving tiny breadcrumbs
to starving mice,

and it breaks her little heart.

She thinks she needs you
for some reason.

When did this start?
You being like this?

- Being like what?
- Mean.

Haven't I always been like this?

No. You've been funny and witty
and cynical about the world,

but you've never been cruel,
this bitter, not like this.

Maybe I've just been jaded
by age and experience.

Because of what happened
with Nathan?

Fucking seriously?

That is the kind of math
that goes through your head?

Bitter-and-mean woman equals

must-be-scorned-by-cheating-
ex-boyfriend woman? Fuck off.

For what it's worth,
I'm sorry that happened to you.

I didn't know
Nathan was that kind of person.

Yeah, I know you liked him,

so sorry you don't get
to hang out with him anymore.

We can track him down

and I'll beat the shit out
of him if you want.

Like you could.

You don't think I would win
in a fight against Nathan?

You sure
you're feeling OK?

Yeah.

Can we just stay here
for a couple more minutes?

Of course.

Do you want water,
candy, soda or something?

No.

How about a little of the old
"Looking At You Looking At Me"?

Maybe "Bathtub Blues"?

"I've Got Rainbows On My Mind"?

Would that make you feel better?

♪ Rainbows

♪ I've got rainbows on my mind

♪ Shimmering, glorious, colorful

♪ Glittering, stunning rainbows

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ The rain has come

♪ The rain has gone

♪ The clouds say goodbye

♪ And the sun says hello

♪ Where is that? What is that?

♪ How did that get made?

♪ I've got rainbows on my mind

♪ Shimmering, glorious, colorful

♪ Glittering, stunning rainbows

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ I have rainbows

♪ On my mind

♪ Hmm

- Here's to the big winner.
- Thank you. Thank you.

- Well played.
- Elite status.

You deserve it.

Yeah, I mean, I couldn't
in my conscience leave

without seeing if I could win
against you all in a tournament.

You're a great player, for sure.

Probably better than any of us.

You think he's as good
as Christina?

- Hmm. That's a tough one.
- Who's Christina?

She's our best player.
She beats us most of the time.

I mean, she usually
slaughters us.

She was out of town
this weekend.

I'd like to see
if you could beat Christina.

She's amazingly good.

Next time you're in town,
let's make it happen.

- Yeah, thanks. Good game.
- Yeah. You too.

When is Christina back in town?

Um, she's just visiting
her parents.

I think tomorrow morning.

Bye.

One hundred and ten years

standing here strong
and sturdy.

But there's nothing now

that can keep this tree alive
another year.

I used to walk
by the hill

on my way to school
every day

and I just loved
looking up at the tree.

Mary isn't the only one
who loves the tree.

There's a growing number
of local residents

who are bonding
over their recollections

of how much the tree has meant
to them over the years,

and the emotion
in some of their voices

hints at what
it might feel like

when the tree is finally
ripped out of the ground

and is gone forever,
once and for all.

Oh, yeah. I think this section,

we don't use
because it's too sentimental.

There's nothing wrong
with sentimentality.

Hmm. I prefer no sentimentality.

But seriously,

just imagine it
without this section.

Everything flows much better.

What if we just trim it?

What if I cut it
right over here, right in half?

Cut the whole thing, please.

I'd really prefer that.

Why do you keep doing that?

I'm sorry. Sorry.

But...
...guilty as charged.

Cut it from here.

Whoo.

Hey, Eric, do you know
about the party

I'm having at my house
tomorrow night?

You should definitely come.

Eric might be leaving tomorrow.

Are you actually leaving
this time?

It's hard to predict. I'm, like,
waiting for some phone calls.

Your turn, Eric. You need
to get a strike, like, right now

if you have any chance
to catch up to Amanda.

Well... Oh. Yeah, sorry.

This is one of those calls
I've been waiting for.

I have to take this.
It's important.

- What about your turn?
- Yeah, there's nothing I can do.

Just use my frames for practice.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Please say you're joking.

OK. When did this occur?

So Maggie says
you work at WBSR?

Yeah, and we're forced to do

these stupid fluff pieces,
you know.

Nothing really human.
Nothing that means anything.

"Child gets trapped
in washing machine.

Man masturbates in a McDonald's.

Child brings giant snake
to school, snake escapes.

Kindergarten class
is scarred for life."

"Folks, have we got a story
for you.

Oh, yes! Big story! Earthquake!

A baby fell out of a building
during the earthquake!

A local man caught the baby
before it hit the ground!

Amazing! What a hero! Full story
after the commercial break."

Why does Rachel hate me?

- She doesn't hate you.
- Yeah, well, why does she?

- I said she doesn't hate you.
- Yeah.

She's nice to everybody else
except for me.

Well?

I'll miss you.

Earlier when we were
with everybody

and I did the, uh, radio voice

about the earthquake
and the baby, you didn't laugh.

Nobody else did either.

Was it because of my delivery?

I don't know.

Or was it in comparison
with what Rachel was saying?

Maybe.

You used to think I was the
funniest person in the world.

You're really not going
to stay another night?

Probably not.

I think I was, like, six.

My mom was cooking dinner

and she sliced her finger open
with a knife.

I saw all the blood and I saw
how freaked out she was.

Like, there was a real look
of terror on her face.

Her finger was dangling
the wrong way.

She went to the hospital,
she got it stitched up,

but I totally thought she was
gonna die while she was there.

- Good hand.
Thank you.

And what about you, Eric?

First time you realized that
death exists and people die.

That's what we're talking about?

Yeah.

Um...

I remember... there was
this father and son I once knew.

And, uh, the father was,
like, pretty high up in status,

like, he had most of the power
in their community.

And the father
was planning on the son

taking over for him,
for the father,

like, taking over what you
could call the family business.

But the son's uncle,
the father's brother,

he wanted the power.

He was jealous and mean,
the uncle, and...

so the evil uncle made a trap

cornering the father in this,
like, canyon, in a canyon,

where there was
a stampede of antelope.

- Antelope?
Yeah.

Like, very strong antelope
or strong deer.

I don't know. But animals
that look like antelope,

and the father was trapped
and he was hurt,

and he tried
to climb up the canyon wall.

But the uncle was there.

Uh, he didn't let the father
climb up.

He, uh... And the father fell.

He fell back down
into the canyon.

And, um...

He, uh... That's how he died.

And the son, he went down there
wondering what happened,

and he found his father dead.

The son was so sad,
he was trying to understand

what happened to his father.

And understand
why his father wasn't moving.

Um, and his father
was indeed dead.

And that was the first time
I realized

that sometimes, lions die.

Oh, my God, Eric,
you're crazy.

Ooh!

Wait. I... I don't get it.

What's going on? What?

The son that found
the father dead, that was Simba

from The Lion King.

Like, the Disney movie?

Yeah.
All right. OK, I get it.

Like, you got us, man.
You got us pretty good there.

That's really the first time
you realized people die?

Yeah, that tore me apart,
that scene.

Basically traumatized me.

I guess you could say
it scarred me for life.

Scar is the name
of the evil uncle.

Eric was scarred for life.

- I got you. All right.
- Yeah.

- Why were you crying?
- I was trying to sell it to you.

I was trying to sell the story
to you.

Well, you sold it.
I almost cried too.

Hilarious.
Wow.

Eric, I don't think
you'd do half bad

in another game I play in.

It's a bigger game.
Cash game, good players.

Three times a week, and there's
a game tomorrow night.

I probably play twice a month,
if I feel like I can afford it.

What's the buy-in?

I don't think it'd be wise

to start with anything less
than a hundred.

But you're better off
with, like, two or three.

I should be going home, finally.
But that's tempting, for sure.

All right. If you
change your mind,

Megan's got my number.

- Bye, Megan.
- All right, Megan.

Thanks for coming.

Hi. Just checking out of 426. Thanks.

Hello?

Knock-knock.

Is Moopie-Moopie home?

Hello? Moopie-Moopie?

Are you home?

Yes.

Do you know who this is?

Yes.

Who is it?
- It's Wug-Wug.

Yes.

It is me, Wug-Wug. Good morning
to you, Moopie-Moopie.

Good morning, Wug-Wug.

I have not seen you
in long time.

Whoosh.

Oh.

Do you want to get a coffee?

Maggie?

Where did Moopie-Moopie go?

Moopie-Moopie crawled back

inside her warm
little hiding place.

She is very tired.

If there's any chance
of her coming back out to play,

she needs a 16-ounce coffee

and perhaps a delicious pastry
of some sort.

Where did Charles go?

- Charles went home.
Oh, did he?

Hm-hmm.

Charles went home
because he doesn't want to play.

But Charles said
he was going home before,

and he didn't do it.

Well, I think this time,
Charles has left us far behind.

Sorry about that but, you know,
Charles is an adult.

Charles can do what he wants.

Are you totally sure
he went home?

Yes.

Knock-knock. Anybody home?

Wug-Wug? Are you there?
Moopie-Moopie?

It's me, Charles. Hello.

Oh. Hello, Charles.
- Hello, Wug-Wug.

Moopie-Moopie
said you went home.

No, I'm still here.

Hello, Moopie-Moopie.

Darling, why, I...

What's wrong with Moopie-Moopie?

She said she crawled back inside
her warm little hiding place.

Oh, my.

Hey, Moopie-Moopie.

Can Charles stay over?

He brought his bag with him.

Charles can do
whatever he wants.

Oh, good!

Ta. Thanks.

Rather good. Ha!

Lovely. Very fine.

Rather. Well.

Jolly good.

Can you do that another time?

This is the day when I do it.

But you don't have
to vacuum in here, do you?

I always vacuum in here.

Why?
How does it even get dirty?

I just like to do it anyway.

Well, how about this time,
you skip it?

I'd rather not.

How about you leave
the vacuum there,

and I'll do it when I can?

How do I know
you'll actually do it?

You know what?

Why don't you
go ahead and fucking do it

if that's what you
really want to do?

- I do.

How's this?
Is this how you like it?

Is this clean enough for you?

Oh, is this good? Is this good?

You don't have to be
this way toward me.

I just like a clean house.

- No, you're fucking eating me!
I'm eating you?

Yeah, you're doing it to eat me!

It's my house.

I can vacuum my house
how I want to vacuum my house.

Yeah, I know
it's your house.

You're making that
very, very clear.

I was the one
who was left alone

to figure out how to get
a fucking mortgage on it.

Yes, I fucking know!
- Pay the taxes.

- You hate me for it!
No!

It's the other way around.

- What do you mean?
- The other way around.

The other way around.

- You hate me for it.
Not true!

Yes, true!

No!
- You don't like me for it. Yes!

You don't...

You do not like me for it.

You do not like me as a person.

Hey.

What's going on, man? Welcome.

- How much d'you want in?
- I'll start with 200.

Two hundred?

What do you have?

- I have a hand.
- Yeah?

- Any good?
- I think it's good.

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

Hmm.

Yeah, I have a hand, but I don't
have the nuts or anything.

Yeah.

You paired up? You have a king?

Maybe.

Yeah. You're probably
ahead of me at the moment.

Do you want me to call you?

If you have a king, no.
But, uh...

I can't tell if he's lying.
I don't know who this guy is.

I'm not lying, I swear.
Do you wanna know what I have?

- Yes.
I want another club.

- And that's the truth.
- Hmm.

I still think
you're ahead of me,

but, you know,
I want a flush, so...

That's it.

Really?
- Hm-hmm.

All right, well. Let's just...

We're doing this, so...

All right, well, you're even
more ahead than I thought.

- There you go. Nice one.
Classic.

- All right, ready?
Yep.

- Fuck off!
Hey!

- Fuck.
Hey.

Yo, Bobby, man,
you had the best hand.

You made the right call.

- I would have called that too.
Don't say that!

If it had been the right call,
I would have won!

Forget about it, man.
It happens to everybody.

Ooh!

OK.

What?

Hm-hmm.

I think I should... fold?

- What is it?
- Just 50.

Uh-huh.

All right.
Just get it all in there.

Wow.

Wow.

I figured it's the last hand
of the night, so... why not?

No, no, no, no, no.

No. You must have something.

Did you really make a straight?

Did you flop a set?

Hang on. You are ahead of me.

Then why would you
make that bet?

I mean,
I could just walk away now

and be very happy
about what I've won.

That's probably
the smart thing to do.

You did say
at the beginning of the night

that it wasn't about the money.

- You just wanted to play.
- I want to win.

Hmm... I just wanna win.

I wanna win.

That's what I want.

That's what I want.

I think
you're just better than me.

You're just better than I am.

Mmm! Yeah!

Oh! Oh. Sorry.

Oh, man.

I didn't mean
to make that sound.

I've never made
that sound before.

You have every right
to celebrate. You cleaned house.

Yeah, that was close.
Wow, I almost folded.

- Sorry about that.
No, it was stupid of me.

- I found that call.
Nice call. Nice call.

- That was so good.
Hmm.

That was so good.

- Nice call.
Wow.

What have you been doing, man,
standing out here for two hours?

About that, yeah.
- OK.

- OK what?
- OK, cool.

- How much you win?
- I don't know.

I...

You look like you're
pretty happy with the night.

I'm just waiting
for the car I called.

Should be here any minute.

Yeah, you're in
the wrong fucking place, man.

Why are you here?

What do you mean, like, in town?

Like, here.

In front of me.

Taking my money.

That's the game.
That's how it goes.

You're in the wrong place, man.

What does that mean, exactly?

I have a gun.

OK.

So look, what do you think
it means?

My car should be here
any minute.

Then you better hurry up.

How about I give you back
the money you came with?

I'm not the one
who sat down at the table

at the beginning of the night

and said
that money doesn't matter.

I only meant that winning
is my ultimate priority.

Money definitely matters,
of course it does.

It's like the...
You know... What...

You can't even...
It doesn't even... It...

Huh?

Take... You know, it's not...
Like, every...

You don't... You can't even...
It's like running the world.

And... anyway, I won this money
fair and square,

and it's not fair that you just
want to take it away from me.

- I'm getting very impatient.
- I'm happy to give you half.

Please take half, sir,

and let's call it a day,
shall we?

Come on, man.

What are you looking for?

I don't know.

- Can I get you a drink?
- Um...

Vodka?

Yeah, what do you drink
with vodka?

- You could have a vodka soda.
- Great. Fine.

Your sisters
are in the backyard.

Oh. OK.

Do you, like,
not remember me?

- What?
- Amanda.

Yeah. No, of course.

- From bowling.
- I know.

You're, like,
a very good bowler.

Yeah, you're very good.

I don't know what you ended up
with on that last game, but...

One seventy-two.

Yeah. That's serious.
It's very serious.

- Are you OK?
What do you mean?

Do you wanna go outside?

Yeah, I'll be out there
in a minute.

OK.

There he is. We thought
maybe you'd just never show up.

I just, uh...

I've just been doing

a bit of the old
painting the town,

seeing my friends,
getting business done.

Uh, Eric, we were talking about
binge-watching The Sopranos.

Have you ever watched
The Sopranos?

All due respect,

you got no fucking idea
what it's like being Number One.

Every decision you make

affects every facet
of every other fucking thing.

I'm Tony Soprano. Of course
I've seen my autobiography.

I wrote the thing.

I wrote it by living
my fucking life!

What is wrong with you?

I got, uh...

I got
robbed at gunpoint tonight.

A man had a gun.
He took all my money.

That's funny to you?

Who said
it was funny? There was a gun.

And I lost all my money.

How could that be funny?
Do you think it's funny?

Well, I'm... I'm gonna go
inside. I'll see you soon.

Well, she doesn't
like me very much, does she?

Actually, Eric,
she has a little crush on you

for some sick, demented reason.

Well, I'd tell you to fuck off,

but I, Charles,
do not use profanity.

Well, Moopie-Moopie

has never even uttered
the word intercourse,

but I'll be happy
to say to you right now,

"Fuck you hard, Charles.
Fuck you right to the moon."

Peek-a-boo! That's right.

Buster Keaton lover

and classic-movie enthusiast
Randy Roundabout here,

pumped up and absolutely
prepared to deliver

a full decade's worth
of steaming vomit

into your open mouths.

See, I've been eating
tons of cheese

and a whole bunch of spinach
and other rotten greens,

so crank open
that throat passage

and get ready for a powerful
cargo dump of sickly hot puke.

Also, I must take this moment

to opine that the 1926 film
The General

is a tour de force
of physical masterwork

by the one and only silent film
movie star Buster Keaton,

whose altar I worship at.

This has been Randy Roundabout
himself, signing off.

The Hoagie Sandwich Lady is back

after a long hiatus in Florida,

where I've been almost too busy

chilling on the beach
in the day,

eating delicious hoagie
sandwiches in the afternoon,

and partying my ass off at night
to plot my revenge.

Yet, what have we here?

A bucket full
of my own human hair,

my fingernail
and toenail clippings,

and oh, the blood
of a diseased cow,

and I've blended it
all together.

So now's the time to go ahead

and dunk your head
into the bucket

until you're dead drunk

from the poisonous
chemical reaction

to all the piss and shit

and blood and shit
and puke and skin and blood.

No matter
how many shits I have to shit,

how many fucks I have to fuck,

victory shall bear
only one name,

and that glorious name
shall be Randy Roundabout.

Buster Keaton lover

and overall classic-movie
enthusiast Randy Roundabout.

Hello, this Wug-Wug.

Would it be possible
to please stop fighting?

You're hurting my little ears.

He will never give up

because he cannot accept defeat.

If you think about it
hard enough,

it's the very reason
why you exist, Wug-Wug.

And why I do. Moopie-Moopie.

I was born
because Charles thought

he was the smartest man
on the face of the earth.

You and I, Wug-Wug,
we brought ourselves forth

to show him that there were
other flavors in the universe,

that it wasn't all Charleses
and Randy Roundabouts.

That there were other creatures

even more awesome
and more hilarious

than that which existed
in his limited imagination.

Speaking of limited,

Moopie-Moopie's story
is simply very one-sided

and... and not very true.

'Tis Moopie-Moopie who decided

that she was more awesome
and hilarious than anybody else,

and it was she who decided
to make you, Wug-Wug, know

that she was
that much more awesome

and hilarious than me, Charles.

Hey,
this is Tina from the Valley.

We're at a party right now,
so maybe we should just party.

Please?

Oh, wow, this is, like,
a furry blanket, isn't it?

- It's so furry.
Yeah, I like it.

- That's why I bought it.
Yeah. What is it, sheep?

I think it's fake.

It's incredible.

I think I'm gonna go
back downstairs.

What am I doing here?

Are you asking yourself that
question, or are you asking me?

If you have an answer,
I'd love to hear.

♪ I'm looking
at you, looking at me

♪ You're simply very much
who I like to see

♪ I'm looking at you
looking at me

♪ You're exactly looking like

Hmm?

Should I go make sure
she gets into the bed all right?

Yeah.

Good night.

Hey. You asleep?

Hmm.

I just wanted to say goodbye,

in case you're not awake
when I leave in the morning.

Thank you.

Yeah, OK. Well...

Mom loved you.
- What?

Well, I just wanted to say
it was good to see you, and...

I'm definitely leaving
in the morning, so...

Mom loved you.

- I know that.
- She loved you a lot.

I know that. Yeah.

She even thought you were funny.

- Thanks. That's...
- I'm being serious.

I'm taking off pretty early
in the morning, so...

Do you think about me
sometimes?

Yeah, of course
I think about you sometimes.

Do you really?

Do you think I don't love you?

- Yeah.
Yeah what?

Huh?

Yeah, you think I don't love you
or yeah, you think I love you?

I don't know. I think
you loved me a long time ago.

Come on. You know I do.

- You never say it.
- I do. I do.

Now what?

I love you so much.

Even if I'm not here.

I could never stop loving you.

That's just not even
a possibility.

Where's Eric?

- I think he's still asleep.
- Hmm.

Isn't he going
to be late for his flight?

When is it?

- It's in an hour, I think.
- Oh.

His alarm
must have not gone off.

Iyuno