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[Fran]
Previously on
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Are we nodding and smiling
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because you're trying to tell me
we're gonna have a baby?
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-[squeals]
-Oh!
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-Hi, Daddy.
-Hello, sweetheart.
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If the deal goes through
and I start producing,
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we are moving to Beverly Hills.
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So, Maggie, will you marry me?
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-Yes!
-No!
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[cheering]
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Uh, Fran, I've decided
I don't wanna go to college.
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You're a... You walk like a...
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Marry me.
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Oh, no.
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You turned him down
because he's not rich?
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Miss Babcock, why do you always
think with your head?
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What does your heart say?
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Don't marry a maid.
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[Maxwell]
Oh, happy anniversary, darling.
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-[Fran] Mmm.
-Oh, you are so beautiful.
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Even though I'm pregnant
and I gained a little weight?
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Oh, sweetheart. You know,
if I hadn't actually
seen the sonogram,
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I wouldn't even know
you were pregnant.
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Really?
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You know, sweetie,
you're just as exquisite as
the day I first met you.
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Why don't you look in my eyes
and say that?
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Because I can't see them
over your tummy.
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Oh, honey.
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I'm disgusting.
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And you know what the worst part
of it all is?
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I could go for
a barbecued beef sandwich.
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Well, sweetheart,
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why don't I just mosey over
to that snack stand, again,
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and see if I can get you
a barbecued beef sandwich.
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Oh, I love you, sweetie.
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On a kaiser roll.
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With Fritos!
Oh, and get me the...
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Oh, you know what?
Let me come too.
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You'll never be able to carry it
all by yourself.
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Wait.
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-Fran, darling,
are you all right?
-Oh.
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Oh, honey.
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You don't find me attractive
anymore because I'm a whale.
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Sweetheart,
you're carrying twins.
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"Sweetheart,
you're not a whale,"
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would have been
the better way to go.
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-Hiya, Fran.
-Oh, hi.
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Uh-oh.
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Are we a little mopey?
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Did she just call me Moby?
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Oh, dear, you don't
have to tell me.
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It sucks being a big, fat cow.
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Oh...
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Doctor, Doctor,
I don't understand.
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My first wife had
three children,
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but she never experienced
these mood swings
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or the bloating
or the huge ankles.
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She gave birth to gentiles.
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Oh, Doc, when am I gonna
have them already?
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I know you don't realize this
because I am not a complainer,
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but I'm very uncomfortable.
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Oh, Franny.
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I know you love those
little angels inside you,
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but I bet you're thinking,
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"When the hell
are you gonna move out?"
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Yeah, just try and get
a Jewish kid
to leave his mother.
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Well, you know,
doing a little light exercise
can help induce labor.
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Oh, I've got
a good idea, sweetheart.
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You know,
Saturday's our anniversary.
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So why don't just the two of us
go for a nice romantic
walk in the country?
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-Okay.
-We can take a picnic.
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Yeah, we could drive up to
Connecticut in the Aston Martin.
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-Oh, I can't.
-Oh, why?
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[tearfully] Because I can't fit
in the Aston Martin.
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♪ She was workingIn a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriendKicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of thoseCrushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridgeFrom Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sellmake-upBut the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style!She had flair!She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessedThat the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactlyWhat the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the fatherFinds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kidsAre actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody elseIs wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girlFrom Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪
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Oh, honey, I'll tell you,
between planning
the anniversary party,
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and packing for California,
I'm exhausted already.
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Well, it looks like
you're almost done here.
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What are you talking about?
These are just my flats.
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Fran, do you think you're doing
too much in your condition?
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I mean, why are you
all of a sudden
planning an anniversary party?
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Well, because I can't fit into
a little English sports car
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but I can fit into
a big French restaurant.
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Aww, look at this dress.
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Oh, do you think I'll ever
be able to fit in this again?
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-You're not saying "yes."
-Yes.
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-When do you think I'll--
-Soon.
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Sweetie, I love you.
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Oh, I just felt a baby kick.
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Oh, I know.
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Does it feel weird to have
something moving around
in your stomach?
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Oh, listen, I was
raised in a home
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where we ate pastrami
and Heinz baked beans.
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I'm used to movement.
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Oh, honey, look at the time.
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Oh, we've gotta fly.
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You don't wanna be late
for your therapy appointment.
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Isn't it exciting?
This is your last one.
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Well, actually,
I'm a little conflicted.
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How did you know when you were
ready to stop your therapy?
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Oh, sweetie, that was easy.
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I went to therapy because I was
terrified of being single.
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I mean, I didn't think
you could be a complete woman
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unless you had a man.
I was very sick.
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-How'd you get over it?
-Mmm.
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Your daddy gave me this ring.
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All right, the anniversary party
is a go.
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I've booked the restaurant
reserved the musicians,
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ordered the flowers,
picked out the cake,
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and I'm on my way
to hand-deliver invitations.
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Well, I'll tell you,
if all that work
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doesn't bring on these babies,
I don't know what will.
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[doorbell rings]
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That's Ma
with the exercise tape.
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The doctor also said
a light workout
can help induce labor.
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I'm sorry, but you're too tired
from planning the party
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to have me do a light workout.
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-Hello.
-Hello.
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Oh, Yetta.
I've never seen you in tights.
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How'd you like to see me
out of them?
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Ooh...
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-Darling, I rented
two exercise tapes.
-Oh, good.
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And at the counter,
I picked up peanut butter cups,
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chocolate chips,
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licorice.
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I hope this tape brings
on my labor
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although I really
don't blame them
for wanting to stay in there.
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I mean, all they do is
lie around all day,
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it's 98 degrees,
all-you-can-eat.
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It's Miami in there.
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You know,
when my Sylvia was a baby
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when she was born, she weighed
nine and a half pounds.
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That's not so unusual.
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It is when you're a preemie.
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All right, ladies,
take your positions.
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[woman]
Full circles, all the way.
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Open up the chest area.That's it.
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Muscles of the chesttend to shortenduring pregnancy.
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[Yetta] This isn't so bad.
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-[Val] I could do this all day.
-Stretch it out.
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[Fran] Yeah, but I don't see
how this is gonna induce labor.
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Keep your back straight.Keep your back...
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[all] Happy anniversary! Whoo!
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[man] That's amazing.
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So, Sylvia, what did you
and Morty do
on your first anniversary?
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-We went to Puerto Rico.
-Aww.
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What about you, Yetta?
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We fled Poland.
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Attention. Attention, everybody.
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Ladies, gentlemen.
May I have your
attention, please?
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My daughter has asked me
to sing this song
to her husband, Maxwell,
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in honor of her love for him
and because this is
a special occasion--
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Morty, we lose
the room at midnight.
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Anyway, I just want you all
to know how very proud
I am of my little girl.
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-Well, as you can see,
she's not so little--
-Sing, Daddy.
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Okay.
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[piano music playing]
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♪ Time after time ♪
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♪ I tell myself that I'm ♪
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♪ So lucky to be loving you ♪
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♪ So lucky to be ♪
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♪ The one you run to seeIn the evening ♪
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♪ When the day is through ♪
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♪ I only know what I know ♪
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♪ The passing years will show ♪
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♪ You've kept my loveSo young ♪
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♪ So new ♪
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♪ And time after time ♪
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♪ You'll hear me say that I'm ♪
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♪ So lucky ♪
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♪ To be loving you ♪
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[applause]
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[peppy instrumental
music playing]
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May I cut in?
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[guffaws]
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Daddy.
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I was thinking about that
while I was singing.
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Come on. Very funny.
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Oh, come here, darling.
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-Oh, darling.
-That was so beautiful, Daddy.
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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
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And I know you're gonna
make your husband as happy as
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Mother has made me.
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Darling, I don't know
if I told you
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-how happy I am to have
you as my son-in-law.
-Oh...
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I know it hasn't been easy
for you to have us as in-laws,
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because sometimes,
we can be a pain in the tuchus.
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Oh, Sylvia, that's all right.
I learned to live with it.
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Niles, isn't life strange?
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For 20 years,
we despised each other.
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I mean, every time I looked into
those revolting eyes,
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I wanted to retch, sweetie.
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Dip me.
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Sweetheart, I want to show you
something very special.
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Look right up there.
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[Fran] Oh, honey.
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That is the sweetest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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But did you have to
do it on a blimp?
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Miss Babcock, I was thinking.
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I... I know I shouldn't have
asked you to marry me
when I did.
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-We weren't ready.
-That's why I laughed
in your face, lover.
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But I think we're ready now.
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Will you marry me?
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Niles, what just happened?
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Well, I thought the time
was perfect.
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I mean, the music, the blimp.
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-You mean that one.
-Oh.
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Why would she run out
after I proposed to her?
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Oh, you proposed?
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And she ran away?
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Well, maybe she just needed time
to think before she said yes.
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You didn't need time to think.
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Well, that's because you told me
the night before,
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so I had time to prepare.
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-Perhaps I should go after her.
-Oh, no, no, no, old man.
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-Have patience.
You-you'll get your answer.
-When?
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Oh, just as soon as Fran,
who I'm sure is
no longer behind me,
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reports back from Yenta Central.
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Miss Babcock! Miss Babcock!
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-Do you wanna be alone?
-Yes.
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Okay, we're alone.
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So, what happened?
Niles proposed to you.
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You didn't know what to say,
so you just ran out?
Just guessing.
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I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
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Why does he have to
ruin everything?
247
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:16,293
What the hell
does he wanna marry me for?
248
00:13:16,326 --> 00:13:18,443
Because he loves you.
249
00:13:18,476 --> 00:13:20,443
And why don't you
wanna marry Niles?
250
00:13:20,476 --> 00:13:23,159
Do you have any idea
how wonderful he is?
251
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,426
You know, it's not so easy
finding a guy like him.
252
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:28,159
The man irons rags.
253
00:13:28,193 --> 00:13:30,209
-[rumbling]
-Oh...
254
00:13:31,373 --> 00:13:32,376
Oy...
255
00:13:32,409 --> 00:13:35,373
That can't be good.
256
00:13:35,703 --> 00:13:38,293
Relax, relax.
Just-just press
the, uh, the emergency button.
257
00:13:38,326 --> 00:13:39,459
Yeah. Okay, okay.
258
00:13:44,343 --> 00:13:47,193
-Nothing's happening.
-Oy, that can't be good.
259
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:48,493
[Fran gasps]
260
00:13:48,526 --> 00:13:51,226
Okay, don't panic. Don't panic.
261
00:13:51,259 --> 00:13:54,493
Eventually, they'll notice
we're missing
and they'll come and find us.
262
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,509
Oh, my God,
what happens if I go into labor?
263
00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:00,326
Well, that isn't gonna happen.
264
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:02,459
Yeah, it is.
265
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,393
-What?
-[screaming]
266
00:14:11,509 --> 00:14:15,203
What are you doing with that?
It says no smoking.
267
00:14:15,543 --> 00:14:17,476
Yeah, well, it says door open
and that ain't happening.
268
00:14:19,543 --> 00:14:20,376
[rumbling]
269
00:14:20,409 --> 00:14:23,409
-Oh, my God.
-God.
270
00:14:23,443 --> 00:14:26,393
Put that away.
It's not good for the babies.
271
00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:29,243
What does it matter?
We're gonna die anyway.
272
00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:31,143
What?
273
00:14:31,176 --> 00:14:33,543
What would you have
named the kids?
274
00:14:34,176 --> 00:14:37,276
You know, I don't know
what Niles sees in you.
275
00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:40,373
Yeah, well, neither do I.
276
00:14:40,703 --> 00:14:41,359
Oh, deep.
277
00:14:45,276 --> 00:14:47,159
You know what your problem is,
Miss Babcock?
278
00:14:47,193 --> 00:14:50,703
You're just afraid
and I don't know why.
279
00:14:50,143 --> 00:14:53,043
Marriage is a beautiful,
wonderful institution.
280
00:14:53,373 --> 00:14:56,509
Look how happy it's made me!
[groaning in pain]
281
00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:59,543
Oh, you are such a drama queen.
282
00:15:01,343 --> 00:15:03,176
Why don't you come down here
283
00:15:03,209 --> 00:15:07,043
and let me explain to you
the source of these
horrific screams?
284
00:15:08,203 --> 00:15:10,309
Imagine, if you will...
285
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:14,343
squeezing out
two 40-pound matzo balls...
286
00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:16,393
through your nostril!
287
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,373
Oh. Oh.
288
00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,703
They're coming. They're coming.
289
00:15:23,143 --> 00:15:24,326
Do you see a head?
290
00:15:24,359 --> 00:15:27,209
You don't actually want me
to look down there, do you?
291
00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:32,226
This is it. This is it.
292
00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:33,326
Cross your legs.
293
00:15:36,193 --> 00:15:38,426
[Fran exhaling rapidly]
294
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:42,276
Oh, good.
You took that out so you could
sterilize your hands?
295
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,426
Uh... Yeah.
296
00:15:46,393 --> 00:15:48,359
Oh, God.
297
00:15:48,393 --> 00:15:51,426
Oh. It's gone. The pain stopped.
298
00:15:51,459 --> 00:15:54,209
Oh, praise the Lord.
299
00:15:57,326 --> 00:16:00,293
-Are you okay?
-I've been better.
300
00:16:00,326 --> 00:16:02,209
Okay, then, well,
let's get back to me.
301
00:16:03,476 --> 00:16:05,526
How do I know that
Niles is the one?
302
00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:09,873
How do I know
that I'm not making a mistake?
303
00:16:09,159 --> 00:16:10,376
You don't.
304
00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:14,276
But unless you take a chance,
you're never gonna find out.
305
00:16:14,309 --> 00:16:18,373
And, believe me,
that's harder to live with.
306
00:16:24,309 --> 00:16:27,703
Do you think I have
what it takes
to make a good wife?
307
00:16:27,493 --> 00:16:29,043
No.
308
00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:33,259
But he does.
309
00:16:37,259 --> 00:16:39,176
Oh, sir.
310
00:16:39,209 --> 00:16:43,373
Perhaps I'm destined to spend
my life as an old maid.
311
00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:48,226
Literally. [chuckles]
312
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:53,176
You're not supporting
my hurt, sir.
313
00:16:54,526 --> 00:16:57,293
Come on, Niles,
you'd make a wonderful catch.
314
00:16:57,326 --> 00:17:00,209
Where is she gonna find
a man like you, hmm?
315
00:17:00,243 --> 00:17:01,376
You know, you're right.
316
00:17:01,409 --> 00:17:04,393
I live in a lovely home,
I drive an expensive car.
317
00:17:04,426 --> 00:17:08,543
I'm a successful Broadway pro...
Oops. Sad again.
318
00:17:09,509 --> 00:17:12,476
Well, you've certainly kept me
happy these 25 years.
319
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,459
Oh, thank you, sir.
320
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:18,193
Would you like to buy
your partner a rose?
321
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,359
Um... He's not my...
322
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:27,376
Uh...
323
00:17:28,226 --> 00:17:29,326
Give me a red one.
324
00:17:32,193 --> 00:17:35,293
Dad, there's a woman stuck
in an elevator
and I think it's Fran.
325
00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:36,443
What makes you think it's Fran?
326
00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:39,293
Well, because it's stuck
like 30 floors below us
327
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,276
and you could still hear
a woman talking.
328
00:17:43,043 --> 00:17:44,343
Oh, yeah, that's my Fran.
329
00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:46,259
Oh, my God, that's Fran!
330
00:17:48,376 --> 00:17:50,373
[breathing rapidly]
331
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:52,393
Now, Nanny Fine, breathe slowly.
332
00:17:52,426 --> 00:17:55,373
-In...
-[exhales]
333
00:17:55,703 --> 00:17:57,043
-And out.
-[inhales]
334
00:17:57,373 --> 00:17:59,209
-And in...
-[exhales]
335
00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:01,443
-And out.
-[inhales]
336
00:18:01,476 --> 00:18:03,276
Good girl.
337
00:18:03,309 --> 00:18:07,043
♪ Don't tell meWhat it's all about ♪
338
00:18:08,243 --> 00:18:10,343
♪ 'Cause I've been thereAnd I'm glad... ♪
339
00:18:10,376 --> 00:18:12,043
Everybody.
340
00:18:12,373 --> 00:18:13,293
[both]♪ Out of those chains ♪
341
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,509
♪ Those chains that bind you ♪
342
00:18:16,043 --> 00:18:17,359
-♪ That is why... ♪
-Just the pregnant girl.
343
00:18:17,393 --> 00:18:19,426
♪ I'm here to remind you ♪
344
00:18:19,459 --> 00:18:23,209
♪ What do you getWhen you fall in love? ♪
345
00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:27,259
♪ You only get liesAnd pain, and sorrows ♪
346
00:18:27,293 --> 00:18:30,443
♪ So far at leastUntil tomorrow... ♪
347
00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,209
[screaming]
348
00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:37,409
♪ Never fall in love again ♪
349
00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:41,203
-♪ Don't you know that-- ♪
-[screaming]
350
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:43,359
♪ Never fall in love a-- ♪
351
00:18:43,393 --> 00:18:46,326
This is it.
They're coming! They're coming!
352
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,376
Come on, Nanny Fine,
you can hold them in
a little longer.
353
00:18:49,409 --> 00:18:51,226
Please.
354
00:18:51,259 --> 00:18:56,373
I don't know nothing
about birthing no babies!
355
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,209
Well, frankly, Miss Babcock,
I don't give a damn.
356
00:19:00,143 --> 00:19:01,493
Help! Help me!
357
00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:03,359
-[knocking]
-[Maxwell] Darling? Darling,
are you in there?
358
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,043
Honey! Honey!
359
00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:07,159
Oh, my God,
that's my wife's voice.
360
00:19:07,193 --> 00:19:10,543
Oh, I'm so sorry.
361
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:12,476
No, she's pregnant, you idiot.
Just get her out of there.
362
00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:14,326
-[C.C.] Niles!
-Miss Babcock?
363
00:19:15,193 --> 00:19:16,459
Yes, it's Niles.
364
00:19:18,543 --> 00:19:19,493
I have an answer
to your question.
365
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,276
I thought long and hard about it
and my answer is...
366
00:19:22,309 --> 00:19:24,276
[Fran screaming loudly]
367
00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:26,276
-Oh, crap.
-[C.C.] What I said was--
368
00:19:26,309 --> 00:19:28,359
-Are you all right?
-Of course, she's fine.
369
00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:30,526
Miss Babcock,
could you say it one more time?
370
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,309
Niles...
371
00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:34,209
I would love to marry you.
372
00:19:34,243 --> 00:19:37,373
Yes! Get out of the way!
373
00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:44,873
Oh, Miss Babcock, I love you.
374
00:19:44,159 --> 00:19:46,376
Mmm.
375
00:19:48,259 --> 00:19:49,459
Call me C.C.
376
00:19:52,243 --> 00:19:54,393
-Oh, thank you. Thank you.
-Congratulations.
377
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,326
-This is so wonderful.
-Hey. Hello.
378
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,193
Down here. Babies popping out.
379
00:19:58,226 --> 00:20:01,343
Oh, my God.
God, you're in labor?
She's in labor.
380
00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:03,873
Oh, my sweet darling.
381
00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:05,243
Oh, I can only imagine
what kind of pain
you must be in.
382
00:20:05,276 --> 00:20:08,203
I so very much don't think so.
383
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,703
Listen, darling,
you just stay right there.
384
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:11,459
Oh, okay.
385
00:20:11,493 --> 00:20:14,476
I'm gonna call an ambulance.
Everything's gonna be fine.
386
00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:17,343
All right, everybody,
now listen up.
Niles, go hail us a cab.
387
00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:20,159
C.C., you and Margaret,
go to the hospital, check us in.
388
00:20:20,193 --> 00:20:22,426
Brighton, you take Grace home,
pack an overnight bag for Fran.
389
00:20:22,459 --> 00:20:25,143
Meet us at the hospital.
Everyone, stay calm.
390
00:20:25,176 --> 00:20:28,293
-I don't want any added stress
put on Fran.
-[elevator bell dings]
391
00:20:32,476 --> 00:20:36,476
[Fran]
Stress has just been added.
392
00:20:45,159 --> 00:20:48,459
Epidural. Epi-damn-dural!
393
00:20:48,493 --> 00:20:51,703
[Val]
Oy, where does the time go?
394
00:20:51,143 --> 00:20:54,143
It was just yesterday
she was a spinster.
395
00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:59,543
I love Vegas.
396
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:03,043
Come on, lemon, lemon, lemon.
397
00:21:04,873 --> 00:21:05,476
I still can't believe it.
398
00:21:05,509 --> 00:21:09,309
Miss Fine got the man
of her dreams, and now
I got the man of mine.
399
00:21:09,343 --> 00:21:12,309
Sorry. Old dog, new tricks.
400
00:21:12,343 --> 00:21:15,326
-Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
-Well, I was just kidding.
401
00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:17,409
You're not having
second thoughts, are you?
402
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,493
No. No.
403
00:21:19,526 --> 00:21:23,343
Would I have said yes to the man
I love if I weren't sure?
404
00:21:28,043 --> 00:21:30,203
[theme music playing]
405
00:21:44,509 --> 00:21:46,526
[theme music ends]
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