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[Fran]
Previously on The Nanny...
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He's a heavy sleeper.
Sometimes, 3 a.m., 4 a.m.
in the morning,
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I'll ring him up
for a diet soda,
I get no answer.
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[music playing]
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, this is worse than
when I walked in on my parents.
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At least they had the decency
to be covered in crumbs.
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[stammers] I don't ever want
to see that again.
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I just don't understand.
What happened?
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Five hours ago, they were at
each other's throats.
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Well, apparently,
they've decided
to move downward.
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What are we going to do?
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What are we gonna say to them
when we see them?
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Oh, darling, I think
the best course of action
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is to exercise self-control
and say nothing.
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And what about for me?
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♪I'm too sexy for my apron
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♪Too sexyFor my bagel cutter
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♪Too sexy for my Sub-Zero
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♪Too sexy...
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I, uh....
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I couldn't sleep. I was, uh...
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Too sexy?
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Oh, Niles,
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I know what's troubling you.
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You're probably all torn up.
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You know, about resigning.
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But judging from the smile
on your banana,
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I'm guessing you
decided to stay.
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Uh... Yeah.
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Niles, you've got an arm
full of toppings there.
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Don't you need something
to put all that on?
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I have something in my room.
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[theme song playing]
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♪She was workingIn a bridal shopIn Flushing, Queens
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♪Till her boyfriendKicked her out
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♪In one of thoseCrushing scenes
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♪What was she to do?Where was she to go?
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♪She was out on her fanny
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♪So over the bridgeFrom FlushingTo the Sheffield's door
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♪She was there to sell make-upBut the father saw more
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♪She had style! She hadflair!She was there!
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♪That's how she becameThe Nanny
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♪Who would have guessedThat the girl we described
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♪Was just exactlyWhat the doctor prescribed?
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♪Now, the fatherFinds her beguiling
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♪Watch out C.C.!
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♪And the kidsAre actually smiling
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♪Such joie de vivre
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♪She's the lady in red
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♪When everybody elseIs wearing tan
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♪The flashy girlFrom Flushing
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♪The Nanny named Fran!
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[music playing]
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Honey, I made you some tea.
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I hope you don't mind sugar.
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If you want honey,
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you're gonna have to scrape it
off of Miss Babcock.
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What's the matter, sweetie?
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Well, my play closed,
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so it's not gonna open
on Broadway.
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Aw.
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You know, I was so sure
this was the year
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I was gonna beat out
Andrew Lloyd Webber for a Tony.
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Sweetie, Andrew Lloyd Webber
didn't have a show
opening this season.
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I know. I really had a chance.
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I've already rented
the 49th Street Theater.
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It's gonna cost me a fortune.
Money I'm never gonna see again.
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Oh, sweetie, you can always
get your money back.
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You know, Ma once got a refund
on a chicken carcass
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that she claimed the meat
fell off on the way home.
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Good morning, Max.
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Franny, don't you look
pretty today.
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Babies! Babies! Babies! Babies!
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Oh, Miss Babcock,
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aren't you in a good mood.
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What got into you?
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Hello, hello.
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C.C., I, uh...
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I thought, uh...
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I thought you resigned
last night.
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Oh, can't a girl
have a change of heart?
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I think a change of clothes
would do you better.
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Aren't you wearing the same
thing you wore yesterday?
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Um, yes.
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Whenever I find
something I love,
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I always buy two
and wear it the next day.
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-Haven't you ever noticed?
-No.
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Well, get used to it.
It's gonna start
happening a lot.
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Anyway....
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Maxwell, I have fabulous news.
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Someone wants to rent
49th Street Theater
to open their new play.
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Oh, that's fantastic.
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That completely lets us
off the hook.
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-So who's opening a new show?
-Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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What? No. Absolutely not.
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I don't care
if I lose a fortune.
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That man is not having
my theater.
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Oh, honey, stop it.
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Just remember,
it doesn't matter what he does.
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His hits, his Tonys,
his knighthood.
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You better be building
to a big finish.
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You'll always be the pretty one.
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Well, he can forget it.
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And you can call the newspapers
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and tell them Maxwell Sheffield
is opening his own new show.
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Oh, and, uh, have them print
our pictures side-by-side.
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I want everyone to see
I'm the pretty one.
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Oh, hey, did either of you guys
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happen to seeDiagnosis Murder
last night? I fell asleep.
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-No.
-No.
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Oh, that's so too bad.
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I was so hoping to find out
if the butler did it.
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[music playing]
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[man on TV]The gestation periodfor the female elephant
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is up to two years.
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Oh, my God.
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What I don't get, Fran,
is elephants are always so big.
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How can you tell
when they're pregnant?
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[elephant trumpets]
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That's how.
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-[bell dings]
-Oh, I'll get it.
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What happened to Niles? How come
he doesn't get the door anymore?
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Oh, sweetie, he's been getting
the door for years.
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Now he's finally getting
something
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he hasn't gotten for years.
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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Oh, what a gorgeous chest.
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Oh, thank you.
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Sammy says I've got the boobs
of a 73-year-old.
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Darling, I brought Yetta's
hope chest.
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It's antique.
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I thought it would be perfect
for the nursery.
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Oh, yeah. Yetta, you've got
everything in here.
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Wow.
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Look at this picture.
He's gorgeous.
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Who is that? Grandpa?
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Uh... Yeah.
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-Oh!
-Oh, look how cute that is.
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-Was this yours?
-Yeah, that was
my first baby dress.
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Your mother's first one
is in there, too.
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[squeals]
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-Ooh!
-Oh.
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Those are my old love letters
that I wrote.
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Aw! To Grandpa?
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Uh... Yeah.
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It says, "Dear Richard."
Daddy's name was Joe.
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Would you believe Richard
is short for Joe?
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-No.
-All right.
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I'm busted.
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I never told anyone this
to anyone,
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but I was in love once
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before your father.
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Wow, Yetta.
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You have like a whole
Dawson's shtetl thing
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going on back then.
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We met on the boat
coming over from Romania.
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My marriage to your grandfather
was already planned
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and he was waiting for me
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but once I saw Richard...
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[music playing]
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[Yetta]He was so handsomein his captain's uniform.
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[Fran]
He was a captain in the Navy?
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[Yetta]No.In the first class dining room.
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[Fran and Sylvia]Ooh.
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[Fran]And when our eyes met...
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[music continues]
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[music continues]
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Did anything intimate happen
between you and Richard?
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Of course not.
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I was on my way
to meet my future husband.
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[music playing]
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We got separated
on Ellis Island.
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Your grandfather was there
waiting for me
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but I told him
I couldn't marry him
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because I wasn't sure
of my feelings.
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So I looked for Richard
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for five years.
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I wrote him a letter every day.
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How did you know
where to send the letters?
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I guess that's why
I still have them.
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So, Yetta,
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you're keeping us all
in suspense.
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Who did you end up marrying?
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Richard or Fran's grandfather?
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[music playing]
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Hi, sweetie.
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Did you get a play
for your theater yet?
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Well, you tell me.
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Here's a hip-hop musical
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calledBooty and the Beast.
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Oh, and yes,
someone had the brilliant idea
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of writing the musical version
of the filmWitness.
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Get this.Amish Behavin'.
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Well, I've got your next hit
right over here.
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Oh, no. God,
please don't tell me
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it's a boring three-act play
about a butler's life
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which mysteriously
keeps creeping its way
to the top of my pile.
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Then I guess
you wouldn't be interested
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in reading Yetta's Letters
for a play.
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-Nope.
-Then I'll read them to you.
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Sweetheart, I'm a producer.
I know what makes good theater.
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Trust me, Yetta's Letters won't.
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-Fine, fine.
-[phone rings]
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Hello, Mr. Thinks-He-Knows-
Everything Productions.
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Hold on.
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Andrew Lloyd Webber's secretary.
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Pretend you work for me.
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Oh, I could do that.
Did it for five years.
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Uh, yes, this is
Mr. Sheffield's secretary.
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With what may I help you
with doing, please?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh.
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He wants to talk to you.
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He doesn't understand
why you won't rent him
your theater.
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Tell him I'm not in
and I'll explain everything
in a letter.
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He says he's not in.
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And he will explain everything
in a letter.
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What's your address?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, that's a lovely
neighborhood.
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Mm. The entire floor, you say?
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He's got the entire...
Oh, you're not
interested in this.
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Okay. I've got it.
Thanks, honey.
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-[Fran] Yeah, goodbye.
-Excuse me, sir.
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The messenger's here to pick up
all the scripts you've rejected.
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-Well, that'll be all of them.
-Including mine,
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Love, Valet, Compassion?
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Particularly.
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Oh, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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You know I don't like
ranch dressing.
Where's my Italian?
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It seems we're
all out of olive oil.
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[music playing]
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-Oh, hi, B.
-Oh, hey, Fran.
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-Hey, do you know
if Dad saw this?
-What?
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"Andrew Lloyd Webber announces
plans to mount new musical."
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Oh, my God, let me see that.
He always gets so upset
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when Webber's doing
a Broadway musical.
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"Based on the love letters
of a young immigrant woman...
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Yetta Rosenberg"?
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What's Andrew Lloyd Webber doing
with your grandmother's letters?
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Oh, my God.
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I must've written his address
down on Yetta's envelope.
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Your father can't find out
about this,
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because you know
who he's gonna blame, don't you?
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-[Maxwell] C.C.!
-Oh, thank God, thank God.
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-[Maxwell] Where's Fran?
-[gasps]
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How did Andrew Lloyd Webber
get Yetta's Letters?
250
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Now, I don't know exactly how,
I don't know exactly why,
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but I do know that
this is somehow your fault.
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I had nothing to do with it.
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00:12:53,703 --> 00:12:57,873
But I'd fire that
idiot secretary you hired.
I think she steals.
254
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How could you do this to me?
255
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How could she do this to me?
256
00:13:01,203 --> 00:13:03,209
I'm mishpachah.
257
00:13:03,243 --> 00:13:07,043
Well, excuse me,
but as I recall,
I offered them to you
258
00:13:07,373 --> 00:13:09,359
and your exact words were,
"No, no, no."
259
00:13:09,393 --> 00:13:12,493
And since when did you take
"no, no, no" for an answer?
260
00:13:14,159 --> 00:13:17,143
You know what, lady?
Married life has made you soft.
261
00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:18,476
Oh, stop it.
262
00:13:18,509 --> 00:13:20,409
You're getting
all worked up over nothing.
263
00:13:20,443 --> 00:13:23,143
Come over here. Look at this.
264
00:13:23,176 --> 00:13:26,493
It says that
he's only negotiating.
Negotiating.
265
00:13:26,526 --> 00:13:28,243
Now, you're her favorite
grandson.
266
00:13:28,276 --> 00:13:30,176
Trust me. I know what
I'm talking about here.
267
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:34,203
Why is she gonna go
pick a perfect stranger
over you, huh?
268
00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:37,226
Paris is lovely,
Mr. Lloyd Webber.
269
00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:42,476
We could have gone to Epcot
and seen all of Europe.
270
00:13:44,343 --> 00:13:46,203
Where do I sign?
271
00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:53,459
[music playing]
272
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:59,476
Hello, hello.
273
00:14:01,873 --> 00:14:04,326
There's spring in the air.
274
00:14:04,359 --> 00:14:09,373
Yetta signed the rights
to her letters over
to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
275
00:14:09,703 --> 00:14:11,373
-What do you have to say
about that?
276
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,359
Why are these doors closed?
277
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:17,509
It's such a beautiful day.
278
00:14:18,043 --> 00:14:19,543
[inhales]
279
00:14:19,873 --> 00:14:21,293
Smell that breeze.
280
00:14:22,276 --> 00:14:25,373
Well, hello, little birdie.
281
00:14:25,703 --> 00:14:27,309
Aren't you beautiful?
282
00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:29,293
[whistling]
283
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,393
[bird chirps]
284
00:14:33,409 --> 00:14:38,176
♪I'm as restlessAs a willow in a windstorm
285
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:42,373
♪I'm as giddyAs a baby on a...
286
00:14:45,309 --> 00:14:47,493
Sweetie, I brought...
287
00:14:52,209 --> 00:14:54,476
I brought you some ice cream
to make you feel better.
288
00:14:54,509 --> 00:14:58,543
Oh, you know, I'd really love
some chocolate syrup.
289
00:14:58,873 --> 00:14:59,476
Yeah, well, who wouldn't?
290
00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:03,243
You know, darling,
I've been thinking.
291
00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:06,143
There's no way this contract
292
00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:08,376
between Yetta and Webber
could possibly be valid.
293
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:11,526
I mean, let's face it,
Yetta isn't exactly
in her right mind.
294
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,343
Sweetie, just because she thinks
we're Rob and Laura Petrie
295
00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:15,526
and she's our neighbor Millie,
296
00:15:16,203 --> 00:15:18,359
only means
she's occasionally confused.
297
00:15:18,393 --> 00:15:20,143
Occasionally?
298
00:15:20,176 --> 00:15:23,703
Oh, sweet doggie.
299
00:15:23,143 --> 00:15:25,409
Nice, puppy.
300
00:15:29,873 --> 00:15:32,543
Wow, she don't feed him enough.
301
00:15:32,873 --> 00:15:35,159
-[banging keys on piano]
-[clapping]
302
00:15:36,159 --> 00:15:38,359
Beautiful.
303
00:15:40,393 --> 00:15:42,476
Thank you.
304
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:45,409
Why doesn't anyone
ever eat these fruits?
305
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:48,293
Because they're wax.
306
00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,543
Even the grapes?
307
00:15:52,176 --> 00:15:54,176
Yetta.
308
00:15:57,159 --> 00:15:58,443
[Yetta] What?
309
00:15:58,476 --> 00:16:01,043
When you coming out of there?
310
00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:06,359
[Yetta] I can't decide
whether to vote for
Nixon or Kennedy.
311
00:16:06,393 --> 00:16:10,309
Something terrible happened.
I just heard it on the news.
312
00:16:10,343 --> 00:16:12,493
What happened, Yetta?
313
00:16:12,526 --> 00:16:14,309
Wait a minute.
314
00:16:14,343 --> 00:16:15,443
I lost it.
315
00:16:18,176 --> 00:16:20,526
Don't worry, Yetta.
You told me in case you forgot.
316
00:16:21,426 --> 00:16:22,459
Who are you?
317
00:16:24,243 --> 00:16:28,143
Oh, you're right.
That contract is so not valid.
318
00:16:28,176 --> 00:16:31,143
What the hell is my mother
doing in Paris
319
00:16:31,176 --> 00:16:34,309
posing next to
Jim Morrison's grave?
320
00:16:34,343 --> 00:16:38,203
Ma, you know,
Andrew Lloyd Webber
is trying to schmooze Yetta
321
00:16:38,543 --> 00:16:40,226
into signing the rights
to her letters.
322
00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:43,243
Well, he's schmoozing
the wrong lady.
323
00:16:43,276 --> 00:16:46,703
I got power of attorney
years ago.
324
00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:47,443
What? Thank God.
325
00:16:47,476 --> 00:16:50,159
So you could just
sign the rights over to us.
326
00:16:50,193 --> 00:16:52,703
-Sure.
-Well, that's great.
327
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:54,209
So, what do we have to do
to get things started?
328
00:16:55,193 --> 00:16:57,276
This wasn't really necessary,
329
00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,159
but we better get our check
330
00:16:59,193 --> 00:17:02,193
because our flight to London
leaves in an hour.
331
00:17:04,226 --> 00:17:06,226
Frère Jacques!
332
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,509
Frère Jacques!
333
00:17:08,043 --> 00:17:09,243
Dormez-vous.
334
00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:19,426
[music playing]
335
00:17:29,459 --> 00:17:32,409
♪I'm torn betweenThe man I love
336
00:17:32,443 --> 00:17:35,176
♪And the manWhose name is Joe
337
00:17:35,209 --> 00:17:37,409
♪I fear he is a furrier
338
00:17:37,443 --> 00:17:40,293
♪So we know he isn't po'
339
00:17:41,476 --> 00:17:44,443
♪On the island
340
00:17:44,476 --> 00:17:48,143
♪Ellis Island
341
00:17:48,176 --> 00:17:51,043
♪A new life will begin
342
00:17:51,373 --> 00:17:53,476
♪If they'll only let us in
343
00:17:56,476 --> 00:18:01,276
♪I'm in love with a waiter
344
00:18:01,309 --> 00:18:06,203
♪Who cannot affordTo date her
345
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:10,703
♪On the bright sideHe can cater
346
00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:14,459
♪Oy, his folksAre gonna hate her
347
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:17,476
♪On the island
348
00:18:17,509 --> 00:18:20,493
♪Ellis Island
349
00:18:23,243 --> 00:18:26,703
♪If I say yes to a waiter
350
00:18:26,143 --> 00:18:28,326
♪Am I totally meshuga?
351
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:31,043
♪Stick with your intended
352
00:18:31,373 --> 00:18:33,259
♪You'll have champagneAnd beluga
353
00:18:34,493 --> 00:18:37,476
♪On the island
354
00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:40,459
♪Ellis Island
355
00:18:40,493 --> 00:18:43,476
♪On the island
356
00:18:43,509 --> 00:18:46,476
♪Ellis Island
357
00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:52,509
♪On the island
358
00:19:01,293 --> 00:19:04,393
"Sheffield has the hit
of the Broadway season."
359
00:19:04,426 --> 00:19:07,326
"A surefire Tony contender."
360
00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:10,203
"The feel-good
sing-along of the year."
361
00:19:10,543 --> 00:19:13,293
Marble rye, 49 cents
at D'Agostino's?
362
00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:19,259
Oh, wasn't that some story?
363
00:19:19,293 --> 00:19:22,543
The way she gave up
the handsome waiter
364
00:19:22,873 --> 00:19:24,276
for the simple furrier.
365
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:28,209
What a schmuck.
366
00:19:30,426 --> 00:19:33,703
Well, I'm feeling
a little tired.
367
00:19:33,143 --> 00:19:35,209
I, uh, I think I'll retire.
368
00:19:35,243 --> 00:19:37,259
-Congratulations again, sir.
-Thank you.
369
00:19:37,293 --> 00:19:40,143
Well, I've had a long day, too
370
00:19:40,176 --> 00:19:43,159
and I have all that publicity
to get rolling tomorrow.
371
00:19:43,193 --> 00:19:46,703
-I'll see you in the morning.
-Good night.
372
00:19:51,309 --> 00:19:53,409
-You know what, sweetheart?
-Yeah?
373
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:58,476
After all these years,
I finally beat out
Andrew Lloyd Webber
374
00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:01,209
and it doesn't feel as good
as I thought it would.
375
00:20:03,043 --> 00:20:05,176
Which is why
I'm gonna send him these.
376
00:20:07,043 --> 00:20:11,209
You know, honey,Yetta's Letters
would make a great movie.
377
00:20:11,243 --> 00:20:13,509
Oh, I know, that's exactly
why first thing in the morning
378
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:17,043
my lawyer is gonna get in touch
with Sylvia for the film rights.
379
00:20:17,373 --> 00:20:19,426
Yeah. I'm not gonna let
an opportunity like this
380
00:20:19,459 --> 00:20:21,309
slip through my fingers.
381
00:20:22,276 --> 00:20:24,193
So, Steven,
382
00:20:24,226 --> 00:20:27,426
are you of the Rego Park
Spielbergs
383
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:31,226
or theJurassic Park
384
00:20:34,243 --> 00:20:36,526
Sonny Lamatino!
385
00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,259
Sonny Lamatino!
386
00:20:39,293 --> 00:20:41,409
Ding! Dang! Dong!
387
00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:52,176
Maxwell, I just read Niles' play
and it is genius.
388
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,376
-Oh, well, I don't see it.
-How about now?
389
00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:58,376
[music playing]
390
00:20:58,409 --> 00:21:01,326
♪I scrub and I dustAnd I do what I must
391
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:04,509
♪For a millionaireWith a full head of hair
392
00:21:06,293 --> 00:21:09,376
♪But it doesn't matterWhat I'm paid
393
00:21:09,409 --> 00:21:12,203
♪'Cause I'm finally getting
394
00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:15,373
♪Six bucks an hour
395
00:21:15,703 --> 00:21:18,159
♪Includes a room and shower
396
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:21,226
♪Which I myself must scour
397
00:21:21,259 --> 00:21:25,243
♪No wonder he's so dour
398
00:21:25,276 --> 00:21:30,359
♪He's a six-bucks-An-hour man
399
00:21:30,393 --> 00:21:34,459
♪We don't mean seven
400
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:36,376
♪And I'm in heaven
401
00:21:37,493 --> 00:21:43,526
♪He's a six-bucks-An-hour man
402
00:21:45,509 --> 00:21:48,526
[vocalizing]
403
00:22:06,509 --> 00:22:09,526
[theme music playing]
404
00:22:24,143 --> 00:22:25,509
[theme music ends]
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