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by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew
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They say that New Yorkers
will attend the opening of an envelope...
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...as long as the champagne
doesn't run dry.
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But tonight's opening at
Charlotte's gallery for Yael...
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...a lesbian painter from Brooklyn Heights...
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...actually transcended the bad wine,
stale cheese routine.
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It was lesbian chic meets art-world cool.
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A surprisingly fabulous combustion
that no one saw coming.
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Charlotte was there
with her latest fling, Gareth Davis.
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A toxic bachelor and the owner of Thorn,
a downtown restaurant...
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...frequented by second-tier models
and the men who buy them salad.
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Miranda brought Ethan Watson...
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...a documentary filmmaker
she had met the week before...
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...at a sparsely attended
Harvard Alumni mixer.
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And my date for the evening
was Samantha.
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Not entirely inappropriate
given the circumstances.
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Here.
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Nobody told me it was B.Y.O. Man.
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What did you expect?
It's a lesbian art show.
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But don't straight guys follow them
around to see what they're going to do?
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Wait a second. You see that guy?
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- Who?
- I know him.
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- Who is he?
- He's a trainer at my gym.
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And you should see his squat thrusts.
I'm just gonna say hello.
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You know what, honey?
I think I'm gonna go home.
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- Relax, I'll be right back.
- I don't feel very well.
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- What's wrong?
- I have a headache. It just hit me.
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- You want a Percodan?
- I'm fine. I just need some sleep.
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Go on, make new friends.
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- I'll call you.
- Okay.
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With Samantha, Miranda and Charlotte
all suitably occupied...
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...I figured there was no better time
to make my escape.
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The truth was, I had another engagement.
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But I didn't dare tell any of my friends
where I was going...
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...or who I was planning to meet.
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- You look sensational.
- You don't look so bad yourself.
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This old thing? I've had it for years.
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I knew it was wrong.
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Seeing an emotionally unavailable man
I had sworn off months earlier.
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But the guilt worked like an aphrodisiac.
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I had never felt sexier or more alive
in my entire life.
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By midnight, Charlotte discovered
Manhattan's latest group...
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...to flaunt their disposable income...
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The power lesbian.
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They seem to have everything.
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Great shoes, killer eyewear
and the secrets to invisible makeup.
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- I want that one. I'm gonna take it.
- Didn't I say I was buying it?
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- I thought you were taking the large one.
- I want both.
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For God's sakes.
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Charlotte had never sold out
a show before in her life.
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She was pleasantly surprised.
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Unfortunately, there was
a not so pleasant surprise in store for her.
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We're out of champagne.
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I'm sure I have an extra case or two
in the back storeroom.
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Excuse me.
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Relax, we're just kissing.
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I'll see you in there.
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I can't believe he had the nerve to kiss her
and still pretend he wasn't cheating.
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Maybe he doesn't consider
kissing cheating.
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Come on. It was only your second date.
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So? Doesn't that guarantee me fidelity
until the end of the evening?
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Remember Ron,
the married guy with kids on Park Avenue?
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He didn't consider fucking
below 23rd Street cheating.
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That's insane.
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Men cheat for the same reason
that dogs lick their balls:
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Because they can.
It's part of their biology.
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Instead of wasting all this energy
condemning it...
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...maybe it's time we all got in line
with the reality of the situation.
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That sounds very empowering,
but you're forgetting one detail.
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I hope so.
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- Women cheat.
- But it's different.
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How?
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We don't go around randomly attacking
any man we're attracted to.
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- Speak for yourself.
- We're not driven by testosterone.
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Then what does drive us according to you?
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- Emotions.
- You mean hormones.
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No. I mean that little voice inside of me
that says, "Mate for life."
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You can't listen to every fucking little voice
that runs through your head.
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It'll drive you nuts.
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The problem is that you two have very
different definitions of cheating.
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I don't tolerate it.
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And I'm more forgiving
and realistic about human nature.
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That's because you cheat.
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I just don't think that you can define
cheating in absolute terms.
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You think it's okay to cheat?
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I think maybe there's a cheating curve.
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Someone's definition
of what constitutes cheating...
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...is in direct proportion to how much
they themselves want to cheat.
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That's moral relativism.
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I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.
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The fact is, the act of cheating
is defined by the act of getting caught.
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One doesn't exist without the other.
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I wondered, was Samantha right?
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Is cheating like the proverbial tree
in the forest?
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That it doesn't exist
if there's no one around to catch you?
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In a gravity-free world of anything goes,
what constitutes cheating?
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Everybody cheats.
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That's the great thing
about having a trainer.
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Seven, keep your neck back.
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Eight.
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Pisses me off seeing people
train improperly.
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I guess I better behave then.
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I'm all about form and discipline.
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Do it right or don't bother doing it at all.
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Yes.
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Samantha realized that
while purity of form exacted a price...
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...it also had its own rewards.
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So how do you feel?
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You got me all wet. I mean sweaty.
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Same time on Wednesday?
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It's a date.
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Later that day, Charlotte realized
she was tired of listening...
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????????????????????????????????????????? '???????????????????????????????????????
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You don't understand.
She's a friend of my sister's from college.
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She just moved to the city
and her uncle died last month.
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I was just trying to be supportive.
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Besides...
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...you're the one I want to sleep with.
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When she felt her life
take a fortuitous turn.
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Gareth, I've got to go.
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Wait. What...
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Hi! Nice to see you.
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I just came in to pay for my painting.
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It's her painting for six months
and then she's selling it back to me.
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Excuse me.
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I'm the one with the big loft
and all the empty white walls.
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Look at it. I am so excited.
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Excuse me.
By the way, I love the Prada loafers.
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Thanks.
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Power lesbians and their shoes are like
Wall Street brokers and their cigars.
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Alice told me so many nice things
about you.
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How long have you been
doing the art thing?
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Ten years. No, 12 years. I'm losing track.
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Almost five years at this gallery.
What do you do?
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I'm a V.P. At Warner Music.
Eileen works on Wall Street.
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How long have you been together?
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Used to be together.
Five years. We're just friends now.
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That is so cool.
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Want to join Melissa and Drew
in about an hour for a drink?
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Sure. Would you like to join us for a drink?
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I wish I could, but...
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But what?
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The truth is Charlotte couldn't think
of one really good reason not to go.
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I'd love to.
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One drink at G-Spot,
the hottest new girl bar in town...
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...followed by dinner
and scintillating conversation at Luke's...
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...a hot new French-fusion restaurant
with an even hotter chef...
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...followed by late-night dancing
at Love Tunnel...
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...left Charlotte exhilarated and happy
as she'd been in ages.
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There was something
relaxing and liberating...
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...in traveling in an alternate universe
that contained no thought of men.
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By the end of the night,
Charlotte had truly made...
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...some wonderful new friends.
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That night, Miranda was exhausted
from her own night on the town.
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She had spent the last four hours
in the dark with Ethan...
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...watching the classic
holocaust documentary Shoah.
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Shoah is so much better than
that faky, stagy Schindler's List.
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Narrative film can't begin to touch
the horror of experience.
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Only documentaries can really
begin to capture the truth.
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In fact, the entire concept
of narrative film...
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...is just bogus.
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You know...
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Want to come back to my place?
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Miranda was pleased to discover
that Ethan was as passionate in bed...
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...as he was on the subject
of non-narrative film.
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But just as they were
getting down to business...
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...Miranda realized they were not alone.
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What's that for?
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Just something to get us in the mood.
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I think it's kind of sexy, don't you?
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Yeah, I guess it could be.
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Miranda realized
that Ethan's passion for film...
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...had taken on a new and interesting twist.
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A few nights later, after a late show
of Gimme Shelter at the Waverly...
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...Miranda discovered that Ethan's
new friends were hard to shake.
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- Does that really need to be on?
- No.
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It just really turns me on.
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- Aren't I enough?
- You're great.
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I can turn off the sound if it bugs you.
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Could you move your head
a bit to the right?
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Yeah. That's great.
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That night, in Mr. Big's kitchen,
I performed an unnatural act of my own.
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I cooked.
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Voila. Fondue.
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You didn't cook.
You just heated up cheese.
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And tore up little pieces of bread.
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- I'm touched by your effort.
- Okay.
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It's the only recipe I could ever master.
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All righty.
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Now...
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...tell me you love it.
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Tasty.
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Now you tell me.
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It's horrible.
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Can we go to a restaurant now?
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I take it back. You're an excellent cook.
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I haven't told my friends
we're seeing each other.
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Neither have I.
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- That doesn't count. You have no friends.
- I have interested parties.
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- Why haven't you told them?
- I sensed you didn't want me to.
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Bullshit.
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What do you want me to tell people?
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- Nothing.
- Good idea. Let's keep it quiet.
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- Why do you want to keep it quiet?
- I just want to be agreeable.
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The truth is, I wasn't sure why
I wanted to keep the fact...
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...that I was seeing Big again
so under wraps.
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???????????????? '??????????????????????????????????????????? '?????
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I didn't even want
to be caught waking up there.
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That morning at 7... 00 a. M...
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...as I walked the Walk of Shame
back to my apartment...
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My god!
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- What are you doing up here?
- Teeth cleaning.
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- At 7:00 a.m.?
- I like to get it over with. How's Ethan?
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- Aside from his porn addiction?
- Still?
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It was kind of sexy at first,
but it's getting borderline humiliating.
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"Move your head here.
Move your head there."
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Isn't the real thing more exciting
than a tape?
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Maybe it's a force of habit.
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I get the feeling he's more interested
in the video than me.
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Like he's cheating on me with them
while we're having sex. I don't know.
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Am I expecting too much?
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No, you deserve his undivided attention.
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Thank you. I have to go.
I have a breakfast meeting.
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- You're dressed up for the dentist!
- Laundry day.
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- Got it.
- Bye, sweetie.
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I felt horrible.
I had never lied to Miranda before.
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But I was embarrassed to admit
that I was seeing Big again.
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The truth was, I was cheating
on her and all my friends with Mr. Big.
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That afternoon, Samantha got
very personal with her new trainer, Thor.
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I feel like such a clich�.
I bet you sleep with all your clients.
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I really don't, but it's always been
kind of a fantasy for me.
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- Maybe I could train you.
- Why don't we take a shower first?
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You got great legs.
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If I knew we were going to be doing this,
I'd have shaved them.
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That's all right. I'll shave them for you.
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Are you a dirty girl?
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I guess that depends
on your definition of dirty.
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00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:22,134
And then to Samantha's
surprise and delight...
238
00:14:23,075 --> 00:14:24,838
...Thor kept right on shaving.
239
00:14:32,752 --> 00:14:37,189
What is this thing guys have these days
about wanting to shave your pubic hair?
240
00:14:37,323 --> 00:14:39,655
It's obvious. They want a little girl.
241
00:14:39,725 --> 00:14:43,821
Actually, in Thor's case,
it was more like being branded.
242
00:14:44,163 --> 00:14:45,721
What are you talking about?
243
00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:49,991
He shaved me in a shape: A lightning bolt.
244
00:14:50,336 --> 00:14:54,295
Where do you find these guys?
Carrie, are you listening to this?
245
00:14:54,373 --> 00:14:56,773
That very personal trainer of Samantha's...
246
00:14:56,842 --> 00:15:00,039
...shaved her crotch
in the shape of a lightening bolt.
247
00:15:00,146 --> 00:15:04,173
Really. It's very creative.
Sort of like X marks the spot.
248
00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:06,877
You know, it's a very neglected area.
249
00:15:06,953 --> 00:15:09,478
But people are really starting
to pay attention.
250
00:15:09,622 --> 00:15:11,283
You can't just let it grow wild.
251
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:13,759
There's an entire business...
252
00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:16,417
...devoted to the upkeep
and management of pubic hair.
253
00:15:16,495 --> 00:15:18,122
It says as much about you as shoes.
254
00:15:18,364 --> 00:15:22,130
Congratulations, it sounds like you found
yourself a very talented stylist.
255
00:15:23,302 --> 00:15:25,532
What are you doing in there?
256
00:15:25,905 --> 00:15:29,272
You know what? Can somebody get that?
I'll be out in a sec.
257
00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:30,866
Sorry I'm late.
258
00:15:32,011 --> 00:15:34,275
You didn't have to get
all dressed up for us.
259
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,007
Why not? You did your hair.
260
00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:41,946
It's not for you guys.
I'm meeting Lydia and her friends tonight.
261
00:15:42,021 --> 00:15:45,388
- Who's Lydia?
- Haven't you heard? Charlotte's a lesbian.
262
00:15:45,758 --> 00:15:48,989
I am not a lesbian.
I just have some new lesbian friends.
263
00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:51,686
She's been out with them
three times this past week.
264
00:15:51,964 --> 00:15:52,953
So?
265
00:15:53,566 --> 00:15:57,229
They're cool and they buy art
and their lives aren't complicated by men.
266
00:15:57,503 --> 00:16:00,131
I was a major lesbian in the fourth grade.
267
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:03,004
Wendy Kirsten. We kissed. It was nice.
268
00:16:03,075 --> 00:16:05,100
They know you're straight, right?
269
00:16:05,311 --> 00:16:09,577
I'm sure they do, but we don't even talk
about sex. It's a non-issue.
270
00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:14,547
You have to tell them,
otherwise you're just leading them on.
271
00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,020
You're nothing but a big clit tease.
272
00:16:17,089 --> 00:16:20,684
Are you saying that a straight woman
and a gay woman can't be friends?
273
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:25,823
Of course, but you can't expect to move to
Wonder Woman's island and not go native.
274
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:28,927
Where's Carrie?
275
00:16:29,001 --> 00:16:31,993
If she doesn't get out of the bathroom,
we'll miss the movie.
276
00:16:32,071 --> 00:16:34,232
Is everything okay in there?
277
00:16:37,843 --> 00:16:39,071
Actually, no.
278
00:16:39,578 --> 00:16:41,011
I need help.
279
00:16:42,682 --> 00:16:45,947
This is embarrassing.
I got a new diaphragm and it's stuck.
280
00:16:46,752 --> 00:16:48,879
How long has it been in there?
281
00:16:48,954 --> 00:16:50,319
Since last night.
282
00:16:50,523 --> 00:16:52,855
While you were getting
your teeth cleaned...
283
00:16:54,593 --> 00:16:58,290
I'm either gonna have to make an
emergency visit to my gynecologist...
284
00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:00,365
...or someone's gonna have to help me.
285
00:17:00,433 --> 00:17:02,458
I'd help you, but I'm not very dexterous.
286
00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:05,228
You're the lesbian, go in there.
287
00:17:06,305 --> 00:17:07,431
No.
288
00:17:09,709 --> 00:17:10,698
Go.
289
00:17:13,546 --> 00:17:15,810
And I just had my nails done.
290
00:17:19,051 --> 00:17:21,246
You are so buying me dinner.
291
00:17:21,487 --> 00:17:23,455
Wait. Aren't we skipping a beat here?
292
00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:25,615
Who are you sleeping with?
293
00:17:26,559 --> 00:17:28,857
It's something that started again
a few weeks ago.
294
00:17:28,928 --> 00:17:32,887
I don't know if it's real
so I didn't want to say anything.
295
00:17:33,165 --> 00:17:34,427
It's Big.
296
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,792
You're sleeping with Big?
He was such an asshole to you.
297
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:41,169
Not really. Maybe sometimes.
298
00:17:41,574 --> 00:17:43,872
Why do you think
it'll be different this time?
299
00:17:44,009 --> 00:17:47,911
I don't know. I'm not sure they are,
but it kind of feels okay.
300
00:17:48,681 --> 00:17:51,172
If it feels okay,
why are you sneaking around?
301
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:54,545
We've got this physical, chemical...
302
00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,088
...kind of connection that's hard to shake.
303
00:17:57,156 --> 00:17:58,487
So lay off, okay?
304
00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:01,253
- Now it's gonna be a casual sex thing?
- Maybe.
305
00:18:01,327 --> 00:18:03,921
- That's gonna work.
- Even I am not that naive.
306
00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:06,859
I'm really not in the mood
to see a movie anymore.
307
00:18:10,403 --> 00:18:11,665
Come on!
308
00:18:12,938 --> 00:18:15,532
I couldn't sleep at all that night.
309
00:18:16,308 --> 00:18:18,299
The problem was, my friends were right.
310
00:18:18,377 --> 00:18:22,143
Falling into this casual thing with Big,
without a sense of what happened...
311
00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:26,082
...or where it was going,
suddenly felt like a huge mistake.
312
00:18:30,222 --> 00:18:33,851
The next morning, Charlotte attended
brunch at the home of Patty Aston...
313
00:18:33,926 --> 00:18:36,724
...the ex-wife of a Hollywood
television producer.
314
00:18:36,796 --> 00:18:40,425
If power lesbians represented
Manhattan's chicest new social hive...
315
00:18:40,699 --> 00:18:43,259
...Charlotte was about to meet
their queen bee.
316
00:18:43,335 --> 00:18:44,825
Patty is an amazing lady.
317
00:18:44,904 --> 00:18:48,533
She's on the board of 100 charities
and now she's taking flying lessons.
318
00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:51,973
She's got a house in Telluride.
We're all going there for Easter.
319
00:18:52,044 --> 00:18:53,671
- You should come.
- I'd love to.
320
00:18:55,047 --> 00:18:58,448
She also has some very interesting art.
321
00:18:59,185 --> 00:19:01,085
Diana the Huntress.
322
00:19:01,754 --> 00:19:03,517
I got her on sale.
323
00:19:03,823 --> 00:19:05,450
This is Charlotte.
324
00:19:05,724 --> 00:19:09,592
A pleasure. I've heard so many
wonderful things about you.
325
00:19:09,795 --> 00:19:10,784
Likewise.
326
00:19:10,863 --> 00:19:14,299
I was telling Charlotte
about your amazing house in Telluride.
327
00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:15,697
Sounds wonderful.
328
00:19:15,768 --> 00:19:17,292
I'm gonna get us some drinks.
329
00:19:17,403 --> 00:19:19,200
- Champagne?
- Sure.
330
00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:20,498
Do you ski?
331
00:19:20,706 --> 00:19:24,369
Yes, but not well.
I guess I'm what you'd call a snow bunny.
332
00:19:24,443 --> 00:19:26,673
I just kind of hop down the bunny trail.
333
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:30,248
It's not a prerequisite, believe me.
334
00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:32,978
It's wonderful to leave the city
and be in the mountains.
335
00:19:33,185 --> 00:19:34,812
Absolutely.
336
00:19:35,187 --> 00:19:39,419
You should plan to join us the next time.
I know Lydia would love it if you could.
337
00:19:39,492 --> 00:19:41,084
That's very generous of you.
338
00:19:41,227 --> 00:19:45,493
But before we get on a plane together,
there's something we all want to know.
339
00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,096
Are you gay?
340
00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:50,800
No, I'm not.
341
00:19:50,870 --> 00:19:53,896
But I do so enjoy
the company of all these women.
342
00:19:54,173 --> 00:19:57,006
Everyone's so smart and funny.
343
00:19:57,409 --> 00:20:00,003
After spending too much time
and attention on men...
344
00:20:00,079 --> 00:20:03,173
...it feels like such a safe,
warm environment.
345
00:20:03,249 --> 00:20:06,275
And while sexually,
I feel that I am straight...
346
00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:11,547
...there's a very powerful part of me
that connects to the female spirit.
347
00:20:11,891 --> 00:20:14,416
Sweetheart, that's all very nice...
348
00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:18,327
...but if you're not going to eat pussy,
you're not a dyke.
349
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:25,930
Later that afternoon, following
a particularly grueling workout with Thor...
350
00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:29,304
...Samantha decided to take
a relaxing steam.
351
00:20:40,252 --> 00:20:41,583
That asshole!
352
00:20:43,556 --> 00:20:44,921
That day at the gym...
353
00:20:44,990 --> 00:20:48,551
...Samantha discovered
that lightning does indeed strike twice.
354
00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:55,058
That evening,
Miranda was treated to a double bill.
355
00:20:55,367 --> 00:20:57,801
Nanook of the North at Alice Tully Hall...
356
00:20:58,070 --> 00:21:01,699
...and Steady as She Blows
at Ethan Watson's Porn Palace.
357
00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:03,604
Hold it right there.
358
00:21:08,681 --> 00:21:10,740
All right, that's enough!
359
00:21:10,816 --> 00:21:13,250
This is not a synchronized event.
360
00:21:14,687 --> 00:21:16,655
Look, I like you.
361
00:21:16,822 --> 00:21:20,314
But this is ridiculous.
It's either the women in the video or me.
362
00:21:20,392 --> 00:21:22,917
Your choice, but you can't have both.
363
00:21:23,762 --> 00:21:25,320
It's not that simple.
364
00:21:25,798 --> 00:21:28,130
I've only known you for a few weeks.
365
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,196
But I've been involved
with these women for years.
366
00:21:32,004 --> 00:21:34,029
I am so out of here.
367
00:21:41,647 --> 00:21:45,811
That night, for the first time ever,
Big took me out dancing.
368
00:21:45,918 --> 00:21:48,045
It was like he knew
I needed to talk to him...
369
00:21:48,153 --> 00:21:51,452
...and decided to make it
as difficult as possible.
370
00:21:51,557 --> 00:21:54,583
Our attraction, or addiction,
or whatever, was strong.
371
00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,287
But I knew I had to be stronger.
372
00:21:56,362 --> 00:22:00,128
Does this mean we're
seeing each other again? Officially?
373
00:22:00,699 --> 00:22:02,257
If you say so.
374
00:22:02,468 --> 00:22:04,698
That is an infuriating response.
375
00:22:06,338 --> 00:22:08,932
I don't know what "officially" means.
376
00:22:09,008 --> 00:22:11,306
"Officially" means officially.
377
00:22:15,114 --> 00:22:16,911
You know, for real.
378
00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:20,951
Every moment of my life is for real, baby.
379
00:22:23,188 --> 00:22:26,954
Just answer me this:
Why did we break up?
380
00:22:29,728 --> 00:22:30,956
You tell me.
381
00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:34,625
You're the one who left me high and dry
with two tickets to St. Barts.
382
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,294
You didn't say what I wanted to hear.
383
00:22:41,273 --> 00:22:42,604
Is that it?
384
00:22:43,542 --> 00:22:45,100
No, not just that.
385
00:22:45,377 --> 00:22:48,244
I wanted to tell him
I was afraid he could never love me...
386
00:22:48,313 --> 00:22:50,008
...the way I wanted to be loved.
387
00:22:50,082 --> 00:22:52,573
I was afraid that he didn't
really have the capacity...
388
00:22:52,651 --> 00:22:54,551
...to love anyone but himself.
389
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:57,851
I was afraid that, given the chance,
he'd break my heart again.
390
00:22:57,923 --> 00:22:59,982
But I cheated and just said...
391
00:23:00,059 --> 00:23:01,959
I guess I was afraid.
392
00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:09,825
I can tell you one thing.
393
00:23:11,036 --> 00:23:15,132
I sure did miss you officially.
394
00:23:18,177 --> 00:23:19,644
Did you cry?
395
00:23:22,548 --> 00:23:23,640
No.
396
00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:28,577
But I did listen to a hell of a lot of Sinatra.
397
00:23:29,388 --> 00:23:33,586
And there it was. I guess we were
back together officially.
398
00:23:34,426 --> 00:23:36,223
Whatever that means.
399
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:50,000
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