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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Subtitles - Ripped (and Hacked) by RavyDavy - Part of the [RL] Crew 1 00:00:46,603 --> 00:00:48,901 The island of Manhattan is a cozy village... 2 00:00:48,972 --> 00:00:52,567 populated by more than seven million fascinating individuals... 3 00:00:52,642 --> 00:00:55,042 who all behave like they own the sidewalk. 4 00:00:55,111 --> 00:00:58,205 But lately it seemed as if the entire city... 5 00:00:58,281 --> 00:01:01,216 had been magically reduced to only two people... 6 00:01:01,284 --> 00:01:02,512 us. 7 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:06,022 Four-hour conversations flew by in a space of 15 minutes... 8 00:01:06,089 --> 00:01:08,182 and a few days apart felt like weeks. 9 00:01:08,258 --> 00:01:10,385 I realize that Einstein's Law of Relativity... 10 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:13,520 would have to be amended to include a special set of rules... 11 00:01:13,597 --> 00:01:17,124 those to explain the peculiar effects of infatuation. 12 00:01:19,135 --> 00:01:20,329 - Hello? - Hi. 13 00:01:20,403 --> 00:01:23,702 I'm trying to get a hold of a Miss Carrie Bradshaw. 14 00:01:23,773 --> 00:01:26,105 - She used to be a friend of mine. - Good morning. 15 00:01:26,176 --> 00:01:29,168 Wait. I think I recognize that voice. 16 00:01:29,246 --> 00:01:31,942 I can't believe it's been so long. I've been meaning to call you. 17 00:01:32,015 --> 00:01:34,210 - I've just been... - Fucking your brains out? 18 00:01:34,284 --> 00:01:36,514 That's the least of it. You know what? 19 00:01:36,586 --> 00:01:40,317 I don't think that I have been hit this hard since... 20 00:01:40,390 --> 00:01:44,417 I won't compare it to anything, because everything else has always ended. 21 00:01:44,494 --> 00:01:46,394 Will I get to see you sometime? 22 00:01:46,463 --> 00:01:47,930 Absolutely. How about tonight? 23 00:01:47,998 --> 00:01:51,263 - Tonight will work. - I'll call Charlotte and Samantha... 24 00:01:51,334 --> 00:01:55,327 see if they're free, 'cause Big's got this dinner thing, so we had no plans. 25 00:01:55,405 --> 00:01:56,895 God, would you listen to yourself? 26 00:01:56,973 --> 00:02:00,670 Yeah, I know. I've become one of those women we hate. 27 00:02:00,744 --> 00:02:03,804 Yes, you have. I can't talk now. I'll call you later. Okay? 28 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,211 All right. Bye. 29 00:02:05,282 --> 00:02:08,774 As I hung up, I realized I'd committed the cardinal sin... 30 00:02:08,852 --> 00:02:12,015 I'd forsaken my girlfriends for my new boyfriend. 31 00:02:12,956 --> 00:02:15,652 That night I faced the tribunal. 32 00:02:15,725 --> 00:02:17,249 We really weren't that concerned. 33 00:02:17,327 --> 00:02:20,125 Just completely hurt and offended. 34 00:02:20,196 --> 00:02:22,460 Actually, you missed a lot. 35 00:02:22,532 --> 00:02:24,261 I know. I am trying... 36 00:02:24,334 --> 00:02:27,826 Miranda had worked on a big successful merger. 37 00:02:27,904 --> 00:02:31,738 Samantha was obsessed with the idea of a new apartment. 38 00:02:31,808 --> 00:02:33,435 And Charlotte... 39 00:02:33,510 --> 00:02:36,411 Charlotte was practically engaged. 40 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:39,277 They met the day after I dropped off the edge of the earth. 41 00:02:39,349 --> 00:02:42,512 His name was Michael Conway. He was from a good New York family... 42 00:02:42,585 --> 00:02:44,951 and he absolutely adored Charlotte. 43 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:48,989 I think this might be it. I think this might be the one. 44 00:02:49,059 --> 00:02:51,459 We've met him. He's perfect. 45 00:02:51,528 --> 00:02:53,553 Even his fucking dog is perfect. 46 00:02:54,631 --> 00:02:57,327 But there is one thing. 47 00:02:58,101 --> 00:03:01,093 Last night after Michael took Charlotte to the Philharmonic... 48 00:03:01,171 --> 00:03:05,699 they went back to his place and began the classic dating ritual... 49 00:03:05,775 --> 00:03:07,709 the blow job tug of war. 50 00:03:18,321 --> 00:03:20,585 - Come on. - Not tonight. 51 00:03:21,658 --> 00:03:23,717 When? 52 00:03:23,793 --> 00:03:25,021 Sometime. 53 00:03:26,096 --> 00:03:27,256 The truth is... 54 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:29,025 I hate doing it. 55 00:03:29,099 --> 00:03:31,033 Honey, you can't be serious. 56 00:03:31,101 --> 00:03:33,092 Are you telling us you never perform this act? 57 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:36,070 She'll juggle, she'll spin plates, but she won't give head. 58 00:03:36,139 --> 00:03:39,631 I don't like putting it in my mouth. I have a very sensitive gag reflex... 59 00:03:39,709 --> 00:03:41,370 and it makes me wanna puke. 60 00:03:41,444 --> 00:03:44,038 - That's one way to say no. - It's not like I haven't tried. 61 00:03:44,114 --> 00:03:46,582 I practiced on a banana. 62 00:03:46,649 --> 00:03:49,777 I pretended it was a popsicle, but I just don't like it. 63 00:03:49,853 --> 00:03:53,254 Personally, I'm loving it up to the point where the guy wants me to swallow. 64 00:03:53,323 --> 00:03:54,915 That's just a judgment call. 65 00:03:54,991 --> 00:03:57,459 Some men just take it so personally if you don't. 66 00:03:57,527 --> 00:03:59,757 Some guys don't give you a choice. 67 00:03:59,829 --> 00:04:02,627 - That's just bad behavior. - You honestly like it? 68 00:04:02,699 --> 00:04:06,692 It's not my favorite thing on the menu, but I'll order it from time to time... 69 00:04:06,770 --> 00:04:08,863 and with the right guy... 70 00:04:08,938 --> 00:04:10,132 it can be nice. 71 00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:15,473 Oral sex is God's gift to women. You can get off without a worry of pregnancy. 72 00:04:15,545 --> 00:04:17,445 Plus, the sense of power is such a turn-on. 73 00:04:17,514 --> 00:04:20,574 Maybe you're on your knees, but you got 'em by the balls. 74 00:04:20,650 --> 00:04:25,019 Now, you see, that is the reason that I don't wanna go down this road. 75 00:04:25,088 --> 00:04:28,148 Sweetheart, if you're gonna get all choked up about it... 76 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:29,919 just don't do it. 77 00:04:29,993 --> 00:04:33,087 But if you don't go down on him, how do you expect him to go down on you? 78 00:04:33,163 --> 00:04:34,596 I don't. 79 00:04:34,664 --> 00:04:37,098 Oh, well, forget it! 80 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:39,328 - I only give head to get head. - Me too. 81 00:04:44,073 --> 00:04:46,906 A few hours and a couple of bottles of Pinot Grigio later... 82 00:04:46,976 --> 00:04:50,343 and vows of friendship renewed, we were almost out the door when... 83 00:04:50,413 --> 00:04:53,177 Hey, isn't that Mr. Big? 84 00:04:55,285 --> 00:04:57,446 Oh, I'm gonna go over and say hi. 85 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,988 Ditching us now would be really bad form. 86 00:05:00,056 --> 00:05:01,785 I'm not gonna ditch you. 87 00:05:06,129 --> 00:05:07,426 Surprise. 88 00:05:07,497 --> 00:05:10,625 Hey, Carrie. How are you? 89 00:05:10,700 --> 00:05:14,033 Good. Good. I was just here with my posse having dinner... 90 00:05:14,103 --> 00:05:15,161 and I saw you. 91 00:05:18,541 --> 00:05:22,068 Carrie, this is Julia Woods. Julia, Carrie Bradshaw. 92 00:05:22,145 --> 00:05:24,045 - Let's go. - Nice to meet you. 93 00:05:26,683 --> 00:05:28,947 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 94 00:05:29,018 --> 00:05:29,950 Excuse me. 95 00:05:33,556 --> 00:05:35,251 Are you on a date? 96 00:05:35,325 --> 00:05:37,054 Sort of. 97 00:05:37,994 --> 00:05:40,485 I thought you said you had a business thing tonight. 98 00:05:40,563 --> 00:05:42,793 I said a "dinner thing." 99 00:05:42,866 --> 00:05:46,427 She's stunning. And I should know, because, frankly, she stunned me. 100 00:05:46,503 --> 00:05:48,596 Well, enjoy your dinner. 101 00:05:48,671 --> 00:05:50,798 Are you okay? 102 00:05:50,874 --> 00:05:53,502 Sure. I was just... 103 00:05:53,576 --> 00:05:56,340 I just didn't realize you were dating other women. 104 00:05:56,412 --> 00:05:58,141 Not a lot of other women. 105 00:05:59,549 --> 00:06:01,881 - Why don't we talk about this Saturday? - Sure, sure, sure. 106 00:06:01,951 --> 00:06:04,852 So, then, enjoy your dinner. 107 00:06:04,921 --> 00:06:07,151 I already said that. Well, enjoy it twice. 108 00:06:07,223 --> 00:06:08,520 Here we go. 109 00:06:13,463 --> 00:06:15,624 I can't believe it. He's seeing other women. 110 00:06:15,698 --> 00:06:17,290 Prick. 111 00:06:18,835 --> 00:06:21,929 True, we had never discussed exclusivity. 112 00:06:22,005 --> 00:06:24,565 But while for me the idea of seeing another man would be like... 113 00:06:24,641 --> 00:06:28,202 trying to fit another outfit into an already overstuffed suitcase... 114 00:06:28,278 --> 00:06:30,337 Big was happily dating another woman... 115 00:06:30,413 --> 00:06:33,007 like it was the most natural thing in the world. 116 00:06:33,082 --> 00:06:36,108 Is it that men have an innate aversion to monogamy... 117 00:06:36,185 --> 00:06:38,119 or is it more than that? 118 00:06:38,187 --> 00:06:39,814 I wondered. 119 00:06:39,889 --> 00:06:43,256 In a city like New York with its infinite possibilities... 120 00:06:43,326 --> 00:06:46,557 has monogamy become too much to expect? 121 00:06:46,629 --> 00:06:49,757 I've been involved in a monogamous relationship for over a year now. 122 00:06:49,832 --> 00:06:52,130 It's been wonderfully fulfilling. 123 00:06:52,201 --> 00:06:55,898 Of course, my definition of monogamy includes sex with prostitutes. 124 00:06:55,972 --> 00:06:59,931 The problem with monogamy, it's just so incredibly dull. 125 00:07:00,009 --> 00:07:02,239 My lover and I have a kind of '90s monogamy. 126 00:07:02,312 --> 00:07:06,408 We have sex with other people, but we don't exchange fluids or phone numbers. 127 00:07:08,151 --> 00:07:09,140 Hello. 128 00:07:09,218 --> 00:07:12,779 Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection... 129 00:07:12,855 --> 00:07:16,188 to another human being and you don't have to shave your legs as much. 130 00:07:17,427 --> 00:07:19,361 Of course, I'm monogamous. 131 00:07:19,429 --> 00:07:21,226 Why? What have you heard? 132 00:07:21,898 --> 00:07:24,560 This is the C-line. This is the best in the building. 133 00:07:24,634 --> 00:07:27,467 Have you ever seen any place like this? Is this to die? 134 00:07:27,537 --> 00:07:29,402 It's nice. 135 00:07:29,472 --> 00:07:31,167 Hold this. 136 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,832 Just a second. 137 00:07:35,244 --> 00:07:37,337 Excuse me. Excuse me. 138 00:07:37,413 --> 00:07:39,347 Was someone looking for a view? 139 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:41,940 Pamela, it's beautiful, but it's a little out of my price... 140 00:07:42,018 --> 00:07:44,213 I know, I know, so sue me. 141 00:07:44,287 --> 00:07:46,278 I just love to show the creme de la creme. 142 00:07:46,356 --> 00:07:48,347 I will break my ass for you, sweetheart. 143 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,949 I just wanna ask you for one small favor in return. 144 00:07:51,027 --> 00:07:52,289 My first born? 145 00:07:55,098 --> 00:07:57,794 No, sweetheart. I don't even want my own kids. 146 00:07:57,867 --> 00:08:00,267 Promise me that you won't work with any other broker. 147 00:08:00,336 --> 00:08:02,099 Of course. 148 00:08:02,171 --> 00:08:04,605 Samantha didn't believe in monogamy... 149 00:08:04,674 --> 00:08:07,108 especially when it came to real estate agents. 150 00:08:07,176 --> 00:08:10,771 This is a prewar 6. Notice the classic lines. 151 00:08:10,847 --> 00:08:12,508 Very solidly built. 152 00:08:12,582 --> 00:08:15,676 Although Pamela had the hottest contacts in town... 153 00:08:15,752 --> 00:08:18,721 Rick did have a slight competitive edge. 154 00:08:18,788 --> 00:08:22,383 He gave Samantha the opportunity to combine her two greatest loves... 155 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,585 sex and real estate. 156 00:08:24,661 --> 00:08:27,653 That afternoon I dragged my poor tortured soul... 157 00:08:27,730 --> 00:08:29,823 out to lunch with Stanford Blatch... 158 00:08:29,899 --> 00:08:32,891 and attempted to stun it senseless with cosmopolitans. 159 00:08:32,969 --> 00:08:35,460 Monogamy is on the way out again. 160 00:08:35,538 --> 00:08:39,634 It had a brief comeback in the 90s, but as the millennium approaches... 161 00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:41,973 everyone's leaving their options open. 162 00:08:42,045 --> 00:08:44,343 You wouldn't commit to a nice guy given the option? 163 00:08:44,414 --> 00:08:46,712 I can't even commit to a long distance carrier. 164 00:08:46,783 --> 00:08:49,411 You know what you are? You're a whore. 165 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,680 I wish that were true. 166 00:08:53,022 --> 00:08:55,115 Jared, how are you? 167 00:08:55,191 --> 00:08:57,523 My book just got a kick-ass review in Entertainment Weekly. 168 00:08:57,593 --> 00:08:58,651 How marvelous. 169 00:08:58,728 --> 00:09:01,720 Jared, have you met Carrie Bradshaw? 170 00:09:01,798 --> 00:09:04,824 No, but I've read your column. Nice shit. 171 00:09:04,901 --> 00:09:06,061 Thanks. 172 00:09:06,135 --> 00:09:08,797 You should write about me. My life is so fucked up right now. 173 00:09:08,871 --> 00:09:12,329 Carrie, Jared is the writer of the book Avenue B. 174 00:09:12,408 --> 00:09:16,037 And New York magazine just named him one of the 30 coolest people... 175 00:09:16,112 --> 00:09:17,773 under 30 in the city. 176 00:09:17,847 --> 00:09:19,872 Wow. What an honor. 177 00:09:19,949 --> 00:09:22,213 If they were doing the 30 sexiest women under 30... 178 00:09:22,285 --> 00:09:24,253 I'm sure you'd go right to the top of the list. 179 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,015 You're quite the storyteller. 180 00:09:26,689 --> 00:09:27,986 That's no lie. 181 00:09:28,057 --> 00:09:30,719 The magazine's throwing us a party tomorrow night at Luna. 182 00:09:30,793 --> 00:09:33,284 - I'll put your names at the door. - Thanks. 183 00:09:33,362 --> 00:09:35,956 - So you'll be there? - I'll do my best. 184 00:09:36,032 --> 00:09:37,556 Groovy. 185 00:09:43,940 --> 00:09:46,875 What was happening to me? I used to get a secret rush... 186 00:09:46,943 --> 00:09:50,037 from men who hit on me during their 15 minutes of fame. 187 00:09:50,113 --> 00:09:53,412 In this case, it merely felt exhausting. 188 00:10:04,694 --> 00:10:07,390 I'm just calling to confirm tomorrow night. Are we still on? 189 00:10:07,463 --> 00:10:10,091 Yeah, of course we are. Why wouldn't we be? 190 00:10:10,166 --> 00:10:14,569 I was striving for noncommittal, but I was worried I had bordered on shrill. 191 00:10:14,637 --> 00:10:15,763 I'll pick you up at 8:00. 192 00:10:17,173 --> 00:10:18,731 Yeah, 8:00's fine. 193 00:10:19,475 --> 00:10:20,874 I miss you, baby. 194 00:10:22,378 --> 00:10:23,743 Yeah, me too. 195 00:10:23,813 --> 00:10:27,374 There were so many questions I wanted him to answer, but would not ask. 196 00:10:27,450 --> 00:10:29,213 Not tonight at least. Nope. 197 00:10:29,285 --> 00:10:31,549 Tonight I would ask Miranda. 198 00:10:31,621 --> 00:10:33,111 He said, "I miss you, baby." 199 00:10:33,189 --> 00:10:36,590 Do you think that was meant to be some kind of coded mea culpa? 200 00:10:37,627 --> 00:10:40,118 You mean like what he really meant was, "I've been a complete idiot. 201 00:10:40,196 --> 00:10:42,289 Please forgive me for having dinner with that other woman,,? 202 00:10:42,365 --> 00:10:44,424 - Exactly. - Could be. 203 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:46,798 No, 'cause that would mean everything he ever said... 204 00:10:46,869 --> 00:10:49,463 that I interpreted as sincere is subject to interpretation. 205 00:10:49,539 --> 00:10:52,235 In that case, what I perceive as his feelings for me may only be... 206 00:10:52,308 --> 00:10:55,243 reflected projections of my feelings for him. 207 00:10:55,311 --> 00:10:56,471 What? 208 00:10:57,413 --> 00:11:00,246 Oh, God. I'm freaking. I got to stop. 209 00:11:04,554 --> 00:11:07,955 Hey, you guys. Great to see you. What are you up to? 210 00:11:08,024 --> 00:11:09,150 Just hanging. 211 00:11:09,225 --> 00:11:12,820 Allison, this is Miranda and Carrie. Miranda and Carrie, this is Allison. 212 00:11:12,895 --> 00:11:16,092 Hi. Nice to meet you. I've heard so much about you. 213 00:11:16,165 --> 00:11:20,261 Me too. We're all such big fans of your column over at Vogue. 214 00:11:20,336 --> 00:11:22,930 - You work at Vogue? - Designer relations. 215 00:11:23,005 --> 00:11:25,769 Skipper and I just had the most incredible meal. 216 00:11:25,842 --> 00:11:27,776 This little hole in the wall. 217 00:11:27,844 --> 00:11:30,642 This darling French bistro that I am telling you... 218 00:11:30,713 --> 00:11:34,012 I lived a year in Paris and never ate so well, and cheap. 219 00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,175 Really? 220 00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:38,049 Go quick before the Times destroys it with a rave. 221 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,953 - It was great to see you guys. - Great meeting you. 222 00:11:41,023 --> 00:11:43,048 - You too. - Good night. 223 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,924 Who was that self-important bitch? 224 00:11:46,996 --> 00:11:49,294 I think that was Skipper's new girlfriend. 225 00:11:49,365 --> 00:11:51,299 She seemed all right. 226 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:54,234 I didn't think that was his type. 227 00:11:54,303 --> 00:11:57,898 That's true. You're his type, but you broke up with him, remember? 228 00:11:57,974 --> 00:12:00,238 Something looks different. 229 00:12:00,309 --> 00:12:03,039 Has he been working out? 230 00:12:18,561 --> 00:12:21,587 Hey, Skipper here. Leave me a message. 231 00:12:21,664 --> 00:12:24,531 Hi, Skipper, it's Miranda. 232 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,797 I just wanted to say it was great running into you today. 233 00:12:27,870 --> 00:12:28,928 And... 234 00:12:29,005 --> 00:12:30,438 you looked great. 235 00:12:30,506 --> 00:12:33,475 Did you do something different to your hair? 236 00:12:33,542 --> 00:12:34,975 Hello, Miranda. 237 00:12:36,579 --> 00:12:38,809 I can't talk right now. 238 00:12:38,881 --> 00:12:42,408 That's okay. I just wanted to say... 239 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:45,386 maybe, you know, I thought we could have dinner some night. 240 00:12:45,454 --> 00:12:46,785 Seriously? 241 00:12:47,857 --> 00:12:49,256 I miss you. 242 00:12:49,992 --> 00:12:52,085 I'll call you later. 243 00:12:53,796 --> 00:12:55,593 Is everything okay? 244 00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:58,259 Allison, I think you're great... 245 00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:02,333 but I've gotta be totally honest with you. 246 00:13:02,405 --> 00:13:06,774 The woman who I think I love just called and asked me back. 247 00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:12,271 You're breaking up with me while you're still inside of me? 248 00:13:13,282 --> 00:13:16,774 As Skipper rededicated his singular affection for Miranda... 249 00:13:16,852 --> 00:13:19,753 Charlotte was receiving her own declaration of monogamy. 250 00:13:19,822 --> 00:13:24,259 What do you think about not seeing anyone else but each other? 251 00:13:24,327 --> 00:13:26,795 - Really? - Yeah. 252 00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:28,853 That might be a good idea. 253 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:31,866 I think it's the best idea I ever had in my life. 254 00:13:31,934 --> 00:13:34,960 Well, in that case, absolutely. 255 00:13:36,305 --> 00:13:38,899 And while Charlotte embraced fidelity... 256 00:13:38,975 --> 00:13:41,603 and Samantha flaunted her infidelity... 257 00:13:42,912 --> 00:13:46,507 I found myself caught somewhere in between. 258 00:13:46,582 --> 00:13:49,278 So, whose very crowded apartment are we in? 259 00:13:49,352 --> 00:13:52,378 Max. He's an old friend of mine. Remember, Becky's his second wife. 260 00:13:52,455 --> 00:13:55,913 - She's a doll. You'll love her. - Hey, there, stranger. 261 00:13:55,992 --> 00:13:57,289 Melissa. 262 00:13:57,360 --> 00:13:59,157 This is Carrie Bradshaw. 263 00:13:59,228 --> 00:14:02,493 - Hi. Love your column. Never miss it. - Wow. Thanks. 264 00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:06,331 I've been trying to call you. You still have my passport. 265 00:14:08,504 --> 00:14:10,802 She's a friend I once traveled with. 266 00:14:10,873 --> 00:14:12,841 Internationally, I would imagine. 267 00:14:14,076 --> 00:14:16,374 Let's find Max. 268 00:14:23,786 --> 00:14:25,219 Excuse me. 269 00:14:25,287 --> 00:14:27,221 Glad you could make it. How are you? 270 00:14:27,289 --> 00:14:30,281 I want you to meet someone very special. 271 00:14:31,093 --> 00:14:32,958 Julia. 272 00:14:33,029 --> 00:14:34,792 Actually, it's Carrie. 273 00:14:35,698 --> 00:14:37,791 Carrie. Well, welcome. 274 00:14:37,867 --> 00:14:40,597 Carrie writes this fantastic column in the New York Star. 275 00:14:40,669 --> 00:14:43,467 It's called "Sex and the City." 276 00:14:43,539 --> 00:14:46,599 If you're looking for material, you're dating the right man. 277 00:14:46,675 --> 00:14:48,575 Thank you, Max. 278 00:14:48,644 --> 00:14:50,271 Thank you very much. 279 00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:53,315 Are we dating? I thought we were just sleeping together. 280 00:14:53,382 --> 00:14:56,943 Well, I'm sure after tonight we won't be doing much of either. 281 00:14:57,019 --> 00:14:58,646 Excuse me. 282 00:14:58,721 --> 00:15:00,655 I'll be right back. 283 00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:06,018 You've got to be kidding. 284 00:15:06,095 --> 00:15:07,653 How many women are you dating? 285 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:09,459 In the tristate area? 286 00:15:09,532 --> 00:15:12,831 Let's see, there's me, Julia... 287 00:15:12,902 --> 00:15:15,564 and let's not forget "International Melissa." 288 00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:18,505 - I'm not doing this here. - Fine. 289 00:15:18,574 --> 00:15:20,599 Can't we just enjoy the party? 290 00:15:20,676 --> 00:15:22,610 I don't know. 291 00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:27,207 Come on. I mean, what do you want from me? 292 00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:29,046 What do I want from you? 293 00:15:32,488 --> 00:15:34,479 Nothing. 294 00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:36,752 I don't want anything from you. 295 00:15:36,826 --> 00:15:38,760 I have to go. I'm sorry. 296 00:15:38,828 --> 00:15:42,491 I felt like a fool. I had gone so far out on a limb with my feelings... 297 00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:45,557 that I didn't realize I was standing out there alone. 298 00:15:46,635 --> 00:15:51,038 When life gets this confusing, sometimes there's only one thing to do... 299 00:15:51,107 --> 00:15:53,098 attend a fabulous party. 300 00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:01,482 Hey, Stanford. 301 00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:04,883 Carrie! What a surprise. 302 00:16:04,954 --> 00:16:06,717 - Where's... - Don't ask. 303 00:16:06,789 --> 00:16:08,120 What happened? 304 00:16:08,190 --> 00:16:10,920 - He became predictable. - How predictable. 305 00:16:10,993 --> 00:16:13,791 - Hey, you made it. - Hey, Jared. 306 00:16:13,863 --> 00:16:17,663 - I'll get you a drink. - Cosmopolitan. Thanks. 307 00:16:17,733 --> 00:16:21,169 In a room where everyone was gorgeous, cool and under 30... 308 00:16:21,237 --> 00:16:24,604 monogamy suddenly began to seem like a quaint notion. 309 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,407 That was, like, so great. 310 00:16:30,212 --> 00:16:32,840 Don't you just wanna lie like this forever? 311 00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:35,179 Well, for a few minutes anyway. 312 00:16:36,252 --> 00:16:38,083 I missed you. 313 00:16:38,154 --> 00:16:41,089 I want you to know that that other woman doesn't mean a thing to me. 314 00:16:41,157 --> 00:16:44,490 That's all right. I don't mind if you keep seeing her. 315 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:48,394 Oh, God, no. I broke up with her the second that you called. 316 00:16:49,165 --> 00:16:51,929 Skipper, you didn't have to do that. 317 00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:53,195 Of course I did. 318 00:16:53,269 --> 00:16:56,261 I was so happy to hear from you, that we were still doing it... 319 00:16:56,338 --> 00:16:59,671 while I was talking to you and I didn't even realize it. 320 00:16:59,742 --> 00:17:01,403 You're kidding, right? 321 00:17:01,477 --> 00:17:03,274 No. Isn't that crazy? 322 00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:07,008 Yeah, that's exactly what it is, crazy. 323 00:17:07,082 --> 00:17:08,640 Listen, Skipper... 324 00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:12,175 I'm not ready for a full-blown relationship thing. 325 00:17:12,922 --> 00:17:14,287 What? 326 00:17:14,356 --> 00:17:18,486 I mean, we can see each other and still see other people. 327 00:17:18,561 --> 00:17:19,960 Right? 328 00:17:20,029 --> 00:17:21,792 No, we can't. 329 00:17:21,864 --> 00:17:23,263 At least I can't. 330 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,130 Why did you call me back anyway? 331 00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:29,831 I'm sorry. I thought... 332 00:17:29,905 --> 00:17:34,205 I'm not your private stud horse, Miss Dial A Fuck. 333 00:17:35,511 --> 00:17:37,376 Come here. Come back. 334 00:17:37,446 --> 00:17:39,380 I'm tired of being jerked around. 335 00:17:39,448 --> 00:17:42,417 I hope you find what you're looking for. 336 00:17:43,953 --> 00:17:47,354 While Miranda misjudged the intensity of Skipper's feelings... 337 00:17:47,423 --> 00:17:50,483 Michael left Charlotte no doubt about his. 338 00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:52,550 You're amazing. 339 00:17:52,628 --> 00:17:55,654 You've got everything I'm looking for... 340 00:17:55,731 --> 00:17:58,825 and I've never found before in one woman... 341 00:17:58,901 --> 00:18:01,495 brains, taste, class... 342 00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:08,972 and you're very, very sexy. 343 00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:10,636 Thank you. 344 00:18:26,262 --> 00:18:27,923 What's the problem? 345 00:18:27,997 --> 00:18:29,464 I hate doing it. 346 00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:32,826 You hate giving blow jobs? 347 00:18:34,103 --> 00:18:36,765 It's not that big of a deal, is it? 348 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:39,774 Well, sort of. 349 00:18:39,842 --> 00:18:41,969 Can't you just do it for me? 350 00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:45,138 Would you really want me to do something I didn't wanna do? 351 00:18:45,214 --> 00:18:47,409 You'll get used to it. 352 00:18:48,384 --> 00:18:51,353 No, I won't. 353 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:54,082 I never have. Sorry. 354 00:18:54,156 --> 00:18:58,684 Well, I plan on getting a lot of blow jobs in the future... 355 00:18:58,761 --> 00:19:00,854 and I'm hoping that you're around when I get them. 356 00:19:00,929 --> 00:19:03,261 What's that supposed to mean? 357 00:19:03,332 --> 00:19:05,823 It means I'll have to find them somewhere else. 358 00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:09,804 You're telling me... 359 00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:12,534 that you would give up a woman who really cares for you... 360 00:19:12,608 --> 00:19:15,941 who would share your hopes and your fears and your dreams... 361 00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:18,479 the future possible mother of your children... 362 00:19:18,547 --> 00:19:20,208 all for a blow job? 363 00:19:22,384 --> 00:19:23,544 You're right. 364 00:19:25,154 --> 00:19:27,782 Will you at least lick my balls? 365 00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:29,084 Good-bye, Michael. 366 00:19:32,394 --> 00:19:35,625 Michael was upset, but Butterscotch seemed pleased. 367 00:19:35,698 --> 00:19:39,190 She was finally back in her monogamous relationship. 368 00:19:40,102 --> 00:19:43,265 Half-past midnight in a city that never sleeps... 369 00:19:43,339 --> 00:19:45,637 neither did the real estate market. 370 00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:47,505 It's beautiful. 371 00:19:47,576 --> 00:19:48,975 Isn't it? 372 00:19:49,044 --> 00:19:50,978 It went on the market at midnight... 373 00:19:51,046 --> 00:19:53,810 and you're the first one to see it. 374 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:56,146 Two bedrooms, prewar... 375 00:19:56,218 --> 00:19:58,448 fireplace and views. 376 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,181 Everything you wanted. 377 00:20:00,255 --> 00:20:03,281 I love it. I really love it. 378 00:20:03,359 --> 00:20:04,587 I knew you would. 379 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,321 Let's celebrate. 380 00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:34,582 Oh, my God! 381 00:20:34,656 --> 00:20:37,853 I can't believe that you are working with another broker. 382 00:20:37,926 --> 00:20:41,089 I can't believe you weren't gonna show me this apartment. 383 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:55,068 2:00 a.m. And I already had a new man in my life. 384 00:20:55,144 --> 00:20:57,510 You know the greatest thing about writing a successful book? 385 00:20:57,579 --> 00:20:59,570 Besides the validation and acclaim. 386 00:20:59,648 --> 00:21:02,617 Knowing that I'm pumping my ideas into the world. 387 00:21:02,684 --> 00:21:05,414 I thought it was the fact that you could behave like an utter asshole... 388 00:21:05,487 --> 00:21:07,819 and people would find you amusing. 389 00:21:07,890 --> 00:21:10,654 I'm, like, in love with you, you know that? 390 00:21:10,726 --> 00:21:13,354 I'm, like, fucking in love with you. 391 00:21:14,863 --> 00:21:17,354 Will you go home with me tonight? 392 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,135 Give me a minute. I just have to make a call. 393 00:21:28,510 --> 00:21:31,104 I just wanted to let you know I'm at this very cool party... 394 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:35,207 for very cool people under 30 and this very cool writer wants to take me home. 395 00:21:35,284 --> 00:21:38,481 - What? What the hell happened to you? - His name is Jared. 396 00:21:38,554 --> 00:21:42,422 He's really cute and really successful... 397 00:21:43,959 --> 00:21:45,984 and he just put his arms around me. 398 00:21:46,061 --> 00:21:48,552 Here. Say hello, Jared. 399 00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:51,360 - Hello, Jared. - That was Jared. 400 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:53,663 Carrie, just get over here. 401 00:21:53,735 --> 00:21:54,929 You get over here. 402 00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:57,494 I can't. I don't know where you are. 403 00:21:57,573 --> 00:22:01,669 I am the Luna Park Cafe. Meet me out front. Your name's not on the list. 404 00:22:03,979 --> 00:22:05,913 Forty-five minutes later... 405 00:22:05,981 --> 00:22:09,075 I realized I was alone in a park at 3:00 a.m... 406 00:22:09,151 --> 00:22:11,642 and that it was time to call it a night. 407 00:22:12,721 --> 00:22:15,952 What are you doing back here? You said to meet out front. 408 00:22:16,024 --> 00:22:17,753 This is the front. 409 00:22:17,826 --> 00:22:21,353 This isn't the front. This is the back. 410 00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:24,263 I've been waiting out front for 30 goddamn minutes. 411 00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:29,069 You see those doors? That's the front. You were waiting at the street entrance. 412 00:22:29,137 --> 00:22:31,697 The street entrance is the front entrance. 413 00:22:31,773 --> 00:22:33,707 Depending on where you're coming from. 414 00:22:38,347 --> 00:22:41,748 I'm here. Now, what's going on? 415 00:22:44,353 --> 00:22:47,345 I've done the merry-go-round. I've been through the revolving door. 416 00:22:47,422 --> 00:22:51,916 I feel like I met somebody I can stand still with for a minute and... 417 00:22:53,929 --> 00:22:56,022 Don't you wanna stand still with me? 418 00:22:59,134 --> 00:23:03,230 You drag me out here at 3:00 a.m. To ask me if I wanna stand still with you? 419 00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:20,981 In a city of infinite options... 420 00:23:21,056 --> 00:23:25,186 sometimes there's no better feeling than knowing you only have one. 421 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Translation And Subtitles By Captions, Inc. Los Angeles 422 00:23:46,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Ripped by RavyDavy part of the [RL] Crew33367

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