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[opening theme music playing]
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[whimpering]
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Elfo, you're still whimpering.
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What if Dagmar's right?
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If I hadn't died,
she wouldn't be back on the throne,
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and we wouldn't be in this mess.
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Aw! Why'd I have to die? I'm so stupid.
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That really isn't your fault.
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Know how many people are crushed
by vending machines every year?
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I always thought destiny was baloney.
But what if it's not?
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What if it's my destiny
to be a screw-up, and we all die?
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I don't think
I could live with that guilt.
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But you'd be dead too.
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Meh. With me, you never know.
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[sentimental music playing]
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[Bean] I love you, Mora!
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Hey, topless. Can we get
this fish mobile going already?
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Don't worry, squirt.
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Bean teached me everything,
how to drive this thing.
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[whoops]
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All right, grab the rope and pull, Dad.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
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Hey, you know what was a good teamwork?
You and that Mora there.
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I swear, you two are like
the lady army I never had.
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Yeah. I mean, it just sucks
every time we get together
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some jerk comes along and yoinks us apart.
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Jealous mermaids, a freak show owner.
Mora does it. Fate.
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Yeah. I kinda got the same
on and off thing going with Ursula.
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You know what?
Fate is the biggest jerk of all.
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You telling me.
So how do you deal with it?
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Who do you punch?
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Oh! The list goes on and on.
Servants, walls, statues,
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whoever's standing nearby
when I'm feeling that sadness.
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A lot of times it's Odval.
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But I tell you what, Beanie,
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I'd rather miss someone
than never to have had nobody at all.
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Don't worry, Zøg. I'll never leave you.
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-Ta-da!
-Freckles. He'll save the day.
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Freckles will not be saving any days…
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-Why? [groans]
-And that's final.
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The mentally stable people
in this gondola have spoken.
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Ooh! Gondola. Fancy words
from Princess Fancy Pants.
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[yelping]
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Come on, Beanie.
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A possessed little puppet pal
ain't gonna hurt nobody.
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I beg to differ. [chuckles]
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Yeah, it ain't my fault
I'm a little wooden bastard.
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I was carved that way.
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Don't let him sweet talk you, Dad.
This always happens.
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If fairy tales taught us anything,
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it's that puppets
are the number one creepy creation.
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Nah, Bean, you got it all wrong.
It's that we all just wanna be real boys.
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With real hopes, and real feelings,
and real knives!
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[grunts]
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-Dad.
-I have no idea why he has a knife.
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Where'd he go?
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[evil laughing]
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Yeah.
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-[wind whistling]
-[exhales]
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-[gasps]
-[Freckles laughing]
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[grunts]
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One step closer, the balloon gets it.
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Doink, doink.
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Stop it, you'll doink us
all to death, dummy!
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What do I care?
I'm already dead. I was born dead.
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This whole world holds nothing for me.
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I sat motionless in a ventriloquist's
shop window for years.
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Being mocked by passing kids and drunks.
And drunk passing kids.
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Oh. Yeah. That was 100% percent me.
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That was you? [groans]
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I never got no hugs, I never got no love.
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The only time I got attention
was when I was doing annoying little jigs
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and telling hurtful cornball jokes.
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But I ain't no joke!
I got a heart, and I got a soul,
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and I got strange, disturbing dreams.
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I'm alive!
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-I appreciate the vulnerability.
-Thank you.
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But didn't you just say
you were dead, like, five times?
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-Shut up!
-You shut up!
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-You shut up!
-You shut up!
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[yells] I got the knife.
Listen. Now I'm finally king.
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King on the top of the balloon.
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Well, I… I think, then, that this calls
for a little victory dance, right?
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Freckles? Dad?
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I do love dancing. [hums]
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[Bean singing indistinctly]
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-Dance, dummy, dance, dummy.
-Whoa!
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[groans] Nice try, Beanie, baby.
But for once, I'm in control here,
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and now, we're gonna
head back to Dreamland,
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so that I can be with Mom.
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-What?
-Mom.
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That's right. I'm your brother.
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-Are you gaslighting me?
-Yeah!
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Man, this is one screwy family tree.
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Speaking of, what'd Mom do?
Sleep with an oak?
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And Dagmar promised me the throne
when I was a little boy.
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And there's nothing you
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or that foolish father of ours
can do about it.
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You hear that, Zøg?
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Yeah, I hear you. Yank!
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[screaming]
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You'll be sorry!
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Have fun drowning, Freckles!
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Wood floats, you crumbum!
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[dramatic music playing]
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[singing indistinctly]
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What? I'm back where I started.
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All right, Bad Bean, if you were me,
where would you hide you?
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Nah, too obvious.
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Too subtle.
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Wait a minute, that's a great idea!
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Severed head, you're a genius. [kisses]
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Ew.
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[singing indistinctly]
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[Dagmar] Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
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Okay, that's enough. Mommy's satisfied.
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[groans]
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Okay, go on, go to your throne.
That's it. Go to your throne.
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Now, why can't all of Bean's
little friends be that cooperative?
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Unfortunately, they have brains, darling.
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You and Luci get on like old chums.
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Why don't you work
that pathetic relationship
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and get the location
of Bad Bean's head out of him?
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Might as well get something.
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But, Dag, dear, you know
severed heads give me the willies.
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Ever since that summer
they invented the guillotine.
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This is not a negotiation. Go.
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-[Bad Bean grunts]
-Yeah. Satan, old poop stack, like, scram.
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[Dagmar laughs wickedly]
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Listen to that evil, arousing laughter.
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If I never died, those creeps
would not be occupying the throne room.
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[Scruffles chuckling]
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Well, maybe still Scruffles.
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You gotta stop dwelling on the past, Elfo.
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How about you just learn
from your mistakes and move on?
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Nope, sorry. Uh-uh.
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Elfo does not learn from his mistakes.
Ever. He's a sucker.
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Luci is right, you know. I am a sucker.
I just wish I knew who shot me.
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Everyone who has ever met you
has a motive.
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Well, even if you knew,
it wouldn't change anything.
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You can't undo the past.
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You know my motto. "Undo it!"
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Ugh. If only.
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Follow me, schlimazel.
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I got an idea so crazy,
it just might work.
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Or kill you. I'm not picky.
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[grunts]
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Et voilà, mes petits boneheads.
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The crystal ball?
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Get ready to time travel, baby.
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Time travel?
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No, no, no, boys.
Not a good idea to mess with the past.
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All the books say
time travel is dangerous,
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especially the book by that guy
who hasn't been born yet.
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[scoffs] Please. I'm an elf.
Sucking on lollipops is dangerous,
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but I thought this thing
just shows the past.
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Can it actually take me back in time?
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-Someone's coming!
-[both gasps]
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Continuing our castle tour,
this is the crystal ball room.
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And that girl with the mop is Mop Girl.
She's cleaning up a puddle of Luci.
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And there's pregnant Elfo.
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I had a baby, but it wasn't a baby.
It was a burrito.
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Okay, bye.
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Uh… Where's Elfo?
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Oh, no. Look.
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[Elfo panting]
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How much you wanna bet
he destroys reality?
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Either way, I won't have to pay.
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[both grunts]
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[triumphant music playing]
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Elfo, what are you doing?
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Is that some kind of giant gum ball
you have there?
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Mightn't I have a lick?
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Shh. Please, Merkimer,
keep your voice down.
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So where are you headed?
Let me join you on your quest.
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It's a secret time traveling mission.
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If I pull this off, it will fix
everything that's gone wrong.
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You mean I could be human again?
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Oh, um, no.
Only stuff that happened after--
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Never mind. Not interested.
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[scoffs]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Freaks, please! Okay?
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The good news is, you are no longer
exploited victims of a cruel system.
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But you are also now
officially cargo. So, quiet.
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And now we dive. Next stop, Dreamland.
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-[Odval] Excuse me, Captain Mermaid?
-What?
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Uh, might it be a small problem
if the hatch is still open?
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What's a hatch?
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[Freaks screaming]
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Help! I'm too lazy to swim.
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In an emergency,
I could be used as a flotation device.
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Yeah! Beach party on Derek Island tonight.
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[dramatic music playing]
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[sighs] There it isn't,
the invisible gates of Elfwood.
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Looks so peaceful and quiet now.
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Hard to believe this was the very spot
where I got brutally murdered.
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Now to go back in time and fix everything.
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Oh, magic crystal time ball, take me back
to right before I was murdered.
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-[wind howls]
-[crackling]
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[gasps] It worked. There I am.
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I am the master of time and destiny.
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Elfo's out there
destroying the space-time continuum.
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Some guys have all the fun. [sighs]
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[gasps]
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Oh, how I long for the days
when a horrified shriek would thrill me.
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But I'm married now, so nothing does.
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In fact, the wife seems to
enjoy keeping me on edge.
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Is there a place around here
where I can hide from Dagmar
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and soothe my jangled nerves?
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There's the cafeteria, and--
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The old castle mental ward.
What a wonderful idea.
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Let's go there now.
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[clangs]
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Look, Luci, these prison bars
hold so much pain and anguish.
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Such a lovely sound,
like home away from home.
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[sighs]
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[clanging]
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It is strangely comforting.
Almost hypnotic. Uh-oh.
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Listen to the sound
of my voice, Luci, so smooth.
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Some have even said dulcet.
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You will follow the sound down, down, down
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into the innermost reaches of your mind.
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[Luci] You lost me at dulcet.
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JK, I'm back onboard.
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[dramatic music playing]
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You are lost without my soothing words.
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When I tap again, you will follow my voice
wherever it commands,
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and you will reveal the location
of Bad Bean's head.
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[Satan] You are under my spell.
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Yes, master.
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You'll do anything I say.
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Yes, master.
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Excellent. Now--
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Yes, master.
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Yes, great. I want you--
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Yes, master.
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-Let me finish--
-Yes, master.
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Are you truly hypnotized
or are you just screwing with me?
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Yes, master.
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I command you to stop saying,
"Yes, master."
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[guard] Yes, master.
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-Get out!
-Me or Turbish, master?
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Both of you! No, I need you.
Stay seated. I command--
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Yes, master.
245
00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:59,909
Have you seen my baby burrito?
246
00:12:59,992 --> 00:13:01,076
Get out!
247
00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,119
Okay, bye.
248
00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:08,501
We're all gonna die!
249
00:13:08,584 --> 00:13:10,169
Well, I won't. [chuckles]
250
00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:13,923
But I vow to stay with you all
until the last person drowns.
251
00:13:14,006 --> 00:13:15,508
[cackling]
252
00:13:15,591 --> 00:13:18,260
[woman screaming in distance]
253
00:13:18,344 --> 00:13:21,096
[female voice] Look!
It's hood ornament mommy.
254
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:22,848
[triumphant music playing]
255
00:13:23,474 --> 00:13:25,518
Hurray, we're saved!
256
00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:28,270
There's not a first-class poop deck,
is there?
257
00:13:28,354 --> 00:13:32,775
Ugh! You know this is pirate boat,
not rescue boat.
258
00:13:32,858 --> 00:13:35,277
Can we at least rob them as we save them?
259
00:13:35,361 --> 00:13:37,780
Is wrong to do, so do.
260
00:13:37,863 --> 00:13:39,198
[man grunts]
261
00:13:39,281 --> 00:13:40,950
[laughing maniacally]
262
00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,620
[gasps] I'm about to die.
263
00:13:44,703 --> 00:13:48,165
By order of your father,
you will stand aside, Tiabeanie.
264
00:13:48,249 --> 00:13:50,209
Hey, nobody calls me "Tiabeanie",
265
00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:52,545
except my best friends
and my worst enemies.
266
00:13:52,628 --> 00:13:56,173
Now, to kill the killer
before he or she kills me.
267
00:13:56,257 --> 00:13:58,217
[suspenseful music playing]
268
00:14:03,722 --> 00:14:06,976
This is it. Oh, man, it could be anybody.
269
00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:11,063
Odval? He's hated me ever since
I named his third eyeball "Soul Stealer."
270
00:14:11,146 --> 00:14:13,482
Turbish? He is fiendishly clever.
271
00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:16,694
Is it Pendergast?
Nah, he's just standing there.
272
00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:18,195
We are a team.
273
00:14:18,279 --> 00:14:20,114
-I always thought so.
-Really?
274
00:14:20,197 --> 00:14:22,533
I gotta act fast. I'm about to get shot.
275
00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:26,579
[gasps] It was Pendergast.
He's picking up an arrow.
276
00:14:27,496 --> 00:14:28,497
[groans]
277
00:14:28,581 --> 00:14:32,835
No, Elfo! Elfo, speak to me. Elfo.
278
00:14:33,335 --> 00:14:34,169
Who did that?
279
00:14:34,253 --> 00:14:35,713
I did that.
280
00:14:38,215 --> 00:14:39,133
[gasps]
281
00:14:41,969 --> 00:14:44,471
"Had enough?" [scoffs] What do you think?
282
00:14:44,555 --> 00:14:45,556
Mm-hmm.
283
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:54,398
[sighs] This is my worst screw-up yet.
Stupid bow and arrow.
284
00:14:55,232 --> 00:14:57,443
No one can ever know about any of this.
285
00:14:57,526 --> 00:15:01,405
I gotta take this shame to my grave.
Well, my next grave.
286
00:15:03,866 --> 00:15:06,952
[indistinct chatter]
287
00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,496
I will have you back home in no time.
288
00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,916
That's great. I can't tell time anyway.
289
00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:14,877
Oona, I hope it's not awkward,
me being here.
290
00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,796
You know, 'cause you're Zøg's ex
and I'm Zøg's now.
291
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:21,133
And he and I make love
like, well, wild bears.
292
00:15:21,216 --> 00:15:23,969
It was not awkward until you brag.
293
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,555
Uh, Zøg is more like friend to me now.
294
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:28,432
And I have many of those.
295
00:15:28,515 --> 00:15:31,602
-There's one. Bonjour, Annabelle.
-[Annabelle grunts]
296
00:15:31,685 --> 00:15:34,146
Can I ask you a question about Zøg?
297
00:15:34,229 --> 00:15:36,774
If about Zøg farting in bed, no.
298
00:15:36,857 --> 00:15:38,275
No way to stop it.
299
00:15:38,359 --> 00:15:40,027
Why you think I sleep on ceiling?
300
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:42,488
I don't know what will happen
when we get back.
301
00:15:42,571 --> 00:15:44,406
You'll figure it out.
302
00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:48,744
Zøggie may be a king,
but we both know he is wild at heart.
303
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:49,662
[chuckles] Yeah.
304
00:15:50,537 --> 00:15:52,665
Can't get the crazy lug out of my head.
305
00:15:52,748 --> 00:15:56,502
You know what I do when I need
to get insanity out of my head?
306
00:15:57,920 --> 00:16:00,631
[screaming]
307
00:16:00,714 --> 00:16:02,508
You're right. I feel great.
308
00:16:04,218 --> 00:16:06,095
[both screaming]
309
00:16:21,986 --> 00:16:23,028
[gasps]
310
00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:25,364
So, how was your ill-advised time trip
311
00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:27,700
with the crystal ball
I warned you not to take?
312
00:16:27,783 --> 00:16:33,205
I didn't take anything anywhere.
My arms naturally bend backwards this way.
313
00:16:38,836 --> 00:16:40,045
[sighs]
314
00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:42,965
You can't run from the past, Elfo.
315
00:16:43,048 --> 00:16:44,091
Watch me.
316
00:16:49,388 --> 00:16:50,514
[chuckles and gasps]
317
00:16:50,597 --> 00:16:53,684
Hiding under a bridge
ain't gonna solve your problem.
318
00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,436
Unless you're part Troll, are ya?
319
00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:57,563
Trolls are sneaky and cunning.
320
00:16:57,646 --> 00:17:00,858
Does that sound like me?
I didn't think so.
321
00:17:06,113 --> 00:17:08,115
-[Mop Girl] I just wanna talk.
-[groans]
322
00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:09,616
Leave me alone, will you?
323
00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:12,953
You're just gonna tell me,
"I told you so," and I feel bad enough.
324
00:17:13,037 --> 00:17:16,915
Hey. Friends don't make friends
feel worse, unless you're Luci.
325
00:17:16,999 --> 00:17:20,627
He thinks he's being so naughty,
but don't you wanna hug him like a baby?
326
00:17:21,211 --> 00:17:24,673
So, what happened to make you so upset?
Did you find out who shot you?
327
00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:27,760
[stutters] It was Pendergast.
But don't worry.
328
00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:31,638
I killed him first and fixed everything,
so we don't have to talk about it.
329
00:17:31,722 --> 00:17:35,184
Elfo, you can lie to me,
but don't lie to yourself.
330
00:17:35,267 --> 00:17:36,602
How do you know I'm lying?
331
00:17:36,685 --> 00:17:40,522
Because, duh, you and I
still exist in the same timeline.
332
00:17:40,606 --> 00:17:42,691
If you changed things, I would know.
333
00:17:42,775 --> 00:17:45,903
[sighs] Fine. But can we talk inside?
334
00:17:45,986 --> 00:17:49,364
I don't feel like being humiliated
in front of a bunch of gophers.
335
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:51,033
We're chipmunks, you idiot.
336
00:17:51,116 --> 00:17:52,743
[laughing]
337
00:17:52,826 --> 00:17:54,078
Oh, shut up.
338
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,665
Good evening, Stanley, Touchy.
339
00:17:58,749 --> 00:18:03,587
I am merely showing my friend, Satan,
something I hid that I must now reveal.
340
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:07,341
I am not hypnotized.
I just like talking this way.
341
00:18:07,424 --> 00:18:10,260
Go right ahead, gents.
Mi dungeon es su dungeon.
342
00:18:10,344 --> 00:18:12,346
[grunting]
343
00:18:12,429 --> 00:18:18,268
I'm sensing a million screaming souls
and the most wonderful aftershave.
344
00:18:18,352 --> 00:18:19,186
[chuckles]
345
00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:21,522
[chirping]
346
00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:29,154
Here, after you, my sweet Dark Lord.
347
00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,366
Inka binka, dinka, binka, boohoo.
348
00:18:32,950 --> 00:18:35,702
It's hundreds of severed heads.
349
00:18:36,745 --> 00:18:39,456
Well, I suppose
it is the perfect place to hide one.
350
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:42,334
Thank you for the compliment,
Your hen-pecked Highness.
351
00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:43,877
This way, please.
352
00:18:45,838 --> 00:18:46,672
[Satan sighs]
353
00:18:46,755 --> 00:18:53,220
Up there, at the top of these rickety,
rotting shelves, Bad Bean's head.
354
00:18:53,303 --> 00:18:55,639
Well, aren't you
going to go fetch it for me?
355
00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:58,475
Too hypnotized to climb.
356
00:18:58,559 --> 00:18:59,560
[sighs]
357
00:19:00,435 --> 00:19:03,188
I hope Dagmar appreciates this. [grunts]
358
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:06,108
The things I do for love
and not being yelled at.
359
00:19:07,776 --> 00:19:10,529
Mmm. Higher, master.
360
00:19:10,612 --> 00:19:12,698
-That's too high.
-[grunts]
361
00:19:12,781 --> 00:19:16,243
-Down. To the left.
-The left.
362
00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:17,411
I mean right.
363
00:19:17,494 --> 00:19:21,165
-[groans]
-Diagonal to the west. Almost there.
364
00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:23,125
-Uh-huh. Like this?
-Perfect.
365
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:24,585
-[exclaims]
-[screaming]
366
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:29,756
[grunting and groaning]
367
00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:30,966
[sighs]
368
00:19:31,049 --> 00:19:33,510
Bad Bean's head was never here,
was it, Luci?
369
00:19:33,594 --> 00:19:36,555
[laughing] You chump!
I can't believe you thought
370
00:19:36,638 --> 00:19:39,057
you'd get away
with your tired, old hypnotism routine.
371
00:19:39,141 --> 00:19:42,019
Go back to Vaudeville, you loser.
Hunka-hunka.
372
00:19:42,102 --> 00:19:44,938
[scatting]
373
00:19:45,022 --> 00:19:47,316
[Luci laughing]
374
00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:54,114
And then my arrow missed,
and I hit myself.
375
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:58,493
Ugh. I promised if I ever died,
I'd have this really big death,
376
00:19:58,577 --> 00:20:01,121
but instead, I just looked like a fool.
377
00:20:01,205 --> 00:20:03,749
No, you didn't.
When they brought you back,
378
00:20:03,832 --> 00:20:06,585
you looked like
a very peaceful little corpse.
379
00:20:06,668 --> 00:20:10,005
I thought you were so handsome
in your tiny glass coffin.
380
00:20:10,088 --> 00:20:13,300
All my life I've been
a screw-diddly-doo-up,
381
00:20:13,383 --> 00:20:16,136
and now I have proof. That's my destiny.
382
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:18,555
Elfo, destiny isn't real.
383
00:20:18,639 --> 00:20:22,976
It's just a word humans made up
to explain anything beyond their control.
384
00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:25,979
We don't have to live that way.
We're not human.
385
00:20:26,563 --> 00:20:28,148
What do you mean, "We're not--"
386
00:20:28,232 --> 00:20:30,984
Just be in charge of your life right now.
387
00:20:31,068 --> 00:20:35,364
The past is done,
and the future, it has yet to be created.
388
00:20:35,447 --> 00:20:39,785
You can make it whatever you want.
Be whoever you want.
389
00:20:39,868 --> 00:20:40,994
Wow.
390
00:20:41,078 --> 00:20:44,206
Wait, then how come
you're nothing but a, you know…
391
00:20:44,289 --> 00:20:45,791
Member of the custodial staff?
392
00:20:45,874 --> 00:20:49,795
I'm biding my time,
studying, reading, scheming.
393
00:20:49,878 --> 00:20:53,423
I'm gonna be a wizard someday.
Maybe the next Sorcerio.
394
00:20:53,507 --> 00:20:56,843
Oh. [scoffs] Please. You have
way more talent in your little pinky
395
00:20:56,927 --> 00:20:59,638
than Sorcerio has
in his whole fleshy, sagging body.
396
00:20:59,721 --> 00:21:02,808
And, well, you've definitely
cast a spell on me, Mop Girl.
397
00:21:02,891 --> 00:21:07,271
Oh, thanks. And I like who you are. A lot.
398
00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:09,022
But I know you could be much better.
399
00:21:09,106 --> 00:21:11,525
You have it in you
to become a great fighter,
400
00:21:11,608 --> 00:21:15,070
or maybe even a leader
of, you know, wee folk.
401
00:21:15,153 --> 00:21:16,571
I believe in you, Elfo.
402
00:21:16,655 --> 00:21:22,494
Gee, thanks. You're right.
I can do anything I want. Starting now.
403
00:21:27,749 --> 00:21:28,625
[thuds]
404
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:30,168
-Elfo, the ball.
-[gasps]
405
00:21:31,628 --> 00:21:37,301
Screw destiny and this stupid ball.
Here's to a totally blank future.
406
00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,511
[grunts]
407
00:21:41,763 --> 00:21:44,558
You could have used
the crystal ball to go back in time
408
00:21:44,641 --> 00:21:47,477
even earlier and stop yourself
from killing yourself.
409
00:21:47,561 --> 00:21:50,772
-What?
-I'm kidding. Maybe. Probably.
410
00:21:50,856 --> 00:21:53,108
Who knows? What the hell.
Does it matter now?
411
00:21:53,191 --> 00:21:54,526
[chuckles]
412
00:21:54,609 --> 00:22:00,073
You know what? I feel free.
Free to do anything, go anywhere.
413
00:22:00,157 --> 00:22:03,827
[Dagmar] I know a shattering crystal ball
when I hear one. Guards!
414
00:22:05,787 --> 00:22:08,206
[gasps] But we better hide here tonight.
415
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:11,126
Honestly, a hayloft with you is a step up
416
00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:13,628
from the sack of turnips
I usually sleep on.
417
00:22:24,306 --> 00:22:26,058
[groans]
418
00:22:26,141 --> 00:22:29,019
Good work. You managed
to find every head in the kingdom
419
00:22:29,102 --> 00:22:30,479
except the one I'm looking for.
420
00:22:30,562 --> 00:22:33,398
Luci and dry rot conspired against me.
421
00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:37,736
Ugh! So wimpy. Come, headless Bean.
Looks like it's up to us now.
422
00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:42,032
[grunting]
423
00:22:42,115 --> 00:22:43,075
[sighs]
424
00:22:47,037 --> 00:22:48,580
Is this my future?
425
00:22:48,663 --> 00:22:52,626
I mean, we could spruce this place up
and make a pretty nice B and B.
426
00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:55,587
Or maybe when we wake up,
Bean will be back.
427
00:22:55,670 --> 00:22:57,672
And we'll finally beat Dagmar.
428
00:22:57,756 --> 00:23:00,342
And then we can all hang out forever
and be happy.
429
00:23:00,425 --> 00:23:04,971
Whoa, happiness.
That'll take some getting used to.
430
00:23:05,055 --> 00:23:08,809
Or maybe we'll all go off
and do new things with new people
431
00:23:08,892 --> 00:23:10,727
because none of us should be alone.
432
00:23:10,811 --> 00:23:15,398
Maybe I'll have scary adventures
and have to overcome my deepest fears.
433
00:23:15,482 --> 00:23:21,071
And after that, maybe I'll finally finish
my epic novel full of flaming passion
434
00:23:21,154 --> 00:23:23,990
and mysteries hiding in plain sight.
435
00:23:24,074 --> 00:23:29,621
I hope it has a happy ending.
Anything can happen, starting tomorrow.
436
00:23:29,704 --> 00:23:31,790
[snoring]
437
00:23:34,084 --> 00:23:34,918
[gasps]
438
00:23:35,961 --> 00:23:37,129
What the…
439
00:23:39,005 --> 00:23:39,840
Doink.
440
00:23:40,882 --> 00:23:42,884
Touch my ear again and I'll kill you.
441
00:23:44,219 --> 00:23:46,304
[closing theme music playing]
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