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(grunts)
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(typing)
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* I can't fall
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For this again
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I will try till the very end
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* Holy days
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Holy nights
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You shook me once
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* But you won't do it twice
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I should have known
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You wouldn't stick
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* 'Cause you're a habit
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That I just can't kick
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So when you're done
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* Letting me down
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I won't be around, no
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I'm moving on
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* I'm moving on
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I'm moving on
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I'm moving on
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* I'm moving on, baby
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I'm moving on
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I got to keep moving
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On, on, on... *
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(stomach rumbling)
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(panting)
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(stomach rumbling loudly)
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(stomach continues rumbling)
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* I see you walking
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Down the street
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You're picking pockets
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* Of the ones you meet
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You always say
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You never told... *
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(truck creaking rhythmically)
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(panting)
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* I don't think we should
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So when your weight
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Is bringing you down
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* I won't be around, no
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I'm moving on
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I'm moving on
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* I'm moving on
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I'm moving on
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I'm moving on, baby
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I'm moving on... *
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(phone chimes)
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* Got to keep moving
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On, on, on. *
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>> * I'm gonna leave you anyway
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I'm gonna leave you anyway
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Gonna leave you anyway. *
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*
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* Lost and you won't let it up
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Feeling tired... *
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*
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>> BECCA: Excuse me.
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What the hell is Jimmy doing
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here?
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And I thought you promised you
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weren't gonna make your
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disgusting punch.
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>> VERNON: Babe, my boys expect
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the trash juice.
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>> BECCA: Your boys?
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>> VERNON: Yeah. You know I
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never get to see them.
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Dave's got, like, a billion
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stupid kids, and Slider's a
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state senator now. It sucks.
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>> BECCA: Fine, but why did you
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invite Jimmy?
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>> VERNON: Men stop making
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friends at 23. It's science.
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When was the last time I had any
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visitors to my man cave, except
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that zero Paul?
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>> LINDSAY: Hey!
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>> BECCA: Did you bring the
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lemons?
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>> LINDSAY: Ah...
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>> BECCA: I give people one job!
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>> VERNON: Hey, Linds, taste
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this.
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>> BECCA: No, thanks.
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I'm actually not drinking.
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Psst.
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>> BECCA: What?
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>> LINDSAY: Listen, I never told
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Paul about what I told you at
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yoga.
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>> BECCA: You promised!
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>> LINDSAY: I'm snowballing
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here, sis.
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It's like that time you guys had
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that intervention for me right
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after semester at sea.
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>> BECCA: You know what, Linds?
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Your cockaholism may be just
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about the least important thing
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in the world to me right now.
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I need this party to go off
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without a hitch.
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It's a big deal.
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>> VERNON: You sure?
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>> LINDSAY: Maybe just a sip.
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>> VERNON: Just have a sip.
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Here you go.
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>> BECCA: Well...
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I didn't know you'd be coming.
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>> JIMMY: Can we do this later?
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I have to find Gretchen.
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>> BECCA: Oh, did that idiot
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invite her, too?
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I'm actually glad you're here.
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>> JIMMY: Why? You're gonna try
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and have sex with me again?
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>> BECCA: It was a momentary
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lapse of sanity.
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So, thank you for... going
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against your animal instincts
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towards me.
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>> JIMMY: My animal instinct is
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to run into traffic.
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>> BECCA: Oh, come on, Jimmy.
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We both know I could have
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flicked off one shoe...
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>> JIMMY: Your feet are awful,
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Bec.
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Shallow nail beds, pathetic
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arches.
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I only forced myself to
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occasionally finish on the
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abominable things so you
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wouldn't know how repulsive they
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really are.
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>> BECCA: Well, at least my
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heart isn't repulsive, Jimmy!
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>> LINDSAY: Hey, you.
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>> JIMMY: Hey.
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Have-have you seen Gretchen?
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>> LINDSAY: Remember when you
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started dating my sister,
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she and I were still living
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together, and I would listen
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through the wall and scrunch my
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pillow into the perfect shape?
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>> JIMMY: No! Stop. What?!
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>> LINDSAY: I've had that pillow
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since I was 11.
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His name is Brandon
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Pointycorners.
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>> JIMMY: Whoa! Oh! Whoa, whoa!
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Have you lost your mind?!
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>> LINDSAY: Come on.
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Just kiss me.
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You and Gretchen broke up.
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It doesn't matter.
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We're all gonna die.
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(Jimmy gasps)
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no!
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Gretchen!
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>> TOMMY: Dude.
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>> EDGAR: Oh, hey, Jimmy.
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This is my new roommate Nigel.
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Nigel, this is my old roommate.
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>> JIMMY: Hi.
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Do we know each other?
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>> TOMMY (British accent):
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I don't think so.
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How is it, then, mate?
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>> JIMMY: You just happened to
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find another English roommate?
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>> EDGAR: Yup.
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>> JIMMY: When did you come
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over?
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>> TOMMY: Uh, May 2008.
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I was at university there
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studying design, but it wasn't
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for me.
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>> JIMMY: Dorm or apartment?
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>> TOMMY: Oh, you mean flat.
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Dorm.
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Uh, Scotia Quay.
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Why? Do you know it?
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>> LINDSAY: Gretchen!
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Gretchen.
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Ooh. Gretchen!
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Don't you walk away from me!
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>> GRETCHEN: You were trying to
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kiss my boy... my ex-boyfriend!
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What is wrong with you?
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>> LINDSAY: I have a disease.
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>> GRETCHEN: Your only disease
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is that you don't love your
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husband.
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>> LINDSAY: I'm trying to be
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better.
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>> GRETCHEN: By kissing Jimmy?
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You creep!
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>> * Hello, my honey
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Hello, my ragtime gal... *
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>> LINDSAY: I lost my best
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friend.
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I'm losing my husband.
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I don't know what I want.
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(shouting): Shut up, you fish!
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>> * And you'll be left be alone
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(skipping): Be left alone
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Be left alone
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Be... left... alone... *
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(music stops)
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>> LINDSAY: You left me behind,
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Gretchen, at the rapper party,
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in life.
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You always leave me behind.
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>> GRETCHEN: I had to figure out
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my own shit!
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And I can't do that with you
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sitting on my shoulder like some
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stacked cartoon devil
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whispering, "Take dicks, do more
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coke, help me destroy my
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marriage."
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>> LINDSAY: That is really
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hurtful.
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You think I'm the devil?
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>> GRETCHEN: Jimmy was gonna
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propose to me.
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>> LINDSAY: What?!
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>> GRETCHEN: Yeah.
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I found the ring.
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That's why I stopped seeing him.
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It's why I've been acting so
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weird.
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>> LINDSAY: Oh, my God.
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I can't believe it.
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What is wrong with him?
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>> GRETCHEN: I know!
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Hey.
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>> LINDSAY: Well, at least you
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tried with Jimmy.
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>> GRETCHEN: Did I really,
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though?
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Part of me feels like I had one
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foot out the door the whole
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time.
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But, I mean, marriage?
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How ridiculous is that?
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It's so ordinary.
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>> LINDSAY: I know.
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What's wrong with us?
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Are we feminists?
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Is this feminism?
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>> GRETCHEN: We're just running
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away from stuff.
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I don't think that's feminism.
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It's fear.
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>> LINDSAY: So what are you
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saying?
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That actually trying is the
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brave thing?
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>> GRETCHEN: Maybe.
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Maybe buying in is really the
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punk rock choice.
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Am I considering this?
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Oh, my God.
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>> LINDSAY: Uh-uh, bitch.
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Don't you leave me behind!
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You're not gonna be the only one
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trying things.
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I know.
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I'll have a baby!
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>> GRETCHEN: Ew! With Paul?
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>> LINDSAY: Yes!
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Gretch, we're going to buy in.
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>> GRETCHEN: I think we may be
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growing up.
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>> LINDSAY: I know.
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Isn't it awful?
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>> GRETCHEN: If you ever try to
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kiss Jimmy again, I will punch
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you in the clit.
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>> LINDSAY: Deal.
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>> JIMMY: The Scotland
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situation, huh?
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>> TOMMY: Ugh. "Stay with us,
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Scotland.
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You belong in the UK."
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>> EDGAR: Mm-hmm.
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>> JIMMY: Coronation Street
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finally cancelled.
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>> TOMMY: Jimmy, if it had been,
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my mum would have rung me
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crying, so I think that you're
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wrong about that one.
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(laughter)
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>> JIMMY: All right.
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So where are you guys living?
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>> EDGAR: Uh, we're over, uh...
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>> TOMMY: Uh, west, uh... No.
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>> EDGAR: N-Nicaragua.
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>> TOMMY: Little. Little.
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Little. Little...
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>> EDGAR: L-Little...
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>> BOTH: Little Nicaragua.
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>> JIMMY: I knew it!
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You rubbish liars.
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>> TOMMY (no accent): Sorry,
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Edgar.
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I studied as hard as I could.
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>> JIMMY: Talk.
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>> EDGAR: He's an actor I met a
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while back.
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>> JIMMY: NCIS: L.A.?
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>> TOMMY: Yes!
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(laughs) Thank you!
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Thanks. I love my fans.
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Well, uh, I'm gonna go mingle.
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>> EDGAR: I'll-I'll come with
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you.
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>> TOMMY: Keep watching, dude.
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>> JIMMY: Oh, of course.
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(chuckles)
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>> BECCA: Hey, hey.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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No, no one can leave yet.
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No, actually, guys, you...
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>> VERNON: You want a juice?
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Do you want a trash juice?
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Trash juice.
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Are you ready for your trash
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juice?
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Here's the rest of the vodka.
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I'm putting it in.
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Trash juice! Trash juice!
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Trash juice.
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I made so much trash juice.
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You guys should have some.
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Do I have to drink all this
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trash juice by myself?!
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Ah!
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Drink your juice, boys!
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*
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>> * Brooklyn, Brooklyn
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Brooklyn, Brooklyn, hey *
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>> * C'est si bon
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She love to get it on
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Every time I see her
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* I cut like coupons
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Yeah, Kovas is the beast
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Do the rap in the track
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Triple-double, no assists... *
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>> LINDSAY: There you are.
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Doing dishes at someone else's
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house.
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I saw this and thought of you,
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because you're so sweet.
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And because you love raisins.
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Even though they're disgusting
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failed grapes.
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Sorry what I said about raisins.
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>> PAUL: I saw you trying to
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kiss Jimmy.
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>> LINDSAY: What? What?!
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What are... what are you...
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>> PAUL: I'm not stupid.
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I saw you.
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>> LINDSAY: Come on.
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You're my Paullywog.
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>> PAUL: Stop it.
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You respect me so little that
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you...
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>> LINDSAY: Honey.
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Okay, honey, I know.
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I'm sorry, but that was before.
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>> PAUL: That was half an hour
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ago.
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>> LINDSAY: Right, before now.
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I...
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(Paul sighs)
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I'm so messed up.
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>> PAUL: You don't need a
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telescope to see that.
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(quiet chatter)
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>> JIMMY: There you are.
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Hey. Right, listen...
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>> GRETCHEN: You listen.
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I know that I have issues, but
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it is not up to you to fix them.
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>> JIMMY: You're right.
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Okay, look, I massively
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overstepped with your parents,
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and nothing like that will ever
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happen again.
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>> GRETCHEN: Okay.
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>> JIMMY: Okay?
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>> GRETCHEN: I did not expect
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you to apologize so quickly.
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Look, I appreciate that we have
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a strong connection, but right
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now, that?
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That's crazytown. (chuckles)
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Have I thought about it?
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Maybe in some abstract way way
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down the line, but clearly now
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would be bonkers.
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But...
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then I started thinking about
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it, and maybe we're like two pit
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bulls, you know?
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You put either with another dog,
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and that dog's toast.
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But, together, they're couch
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buds.
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They nullify the threat through
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mutually assured destruction.
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So, uh... I don't know.
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I mean, it's bananas, Jimmy.
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But, um...
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What I mean is, uh...
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Whew!
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I mean, the punk rock choice,
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Jimmy, is yes.
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So screw it. Why not?
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Yes, Jimmy.
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Yes.
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>> JIMMY: What are you talking
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about?
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>> GRETCHEN: I found the
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engagement ring in your drawer.
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That is why I freaked out.
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>> JIMMY: Oh...
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>> GRETCHEN: But then I started
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thinking about it, and-and the
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thing about pit bulls, how...
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Oh, God.
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>> JIMMY: Th-The ring was for
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Becca.
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Almost three years ago.
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I was... I was just too
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embarrassed to return it.
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D-Did you...
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Oh, Gretchen, don't be
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embarrassed.
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>> GRETCHEN: I shit myself
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earlier, and that is only the
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second most embarrassing thing
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that has happened to me today.
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>> JIMMY: Oh...
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>> LINDSAY: (gasps) Are you
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leaving?
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>> GRETCHEN: Yes, I cannot stay
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here anymore.
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>> LINDSAY: You can't leave me
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again.
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I'm seriously gonna lose it.
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Gretchen, you have to stay.
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Or... I'm gonna suck that guy's
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dick.
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And that guy's dick.
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And definitely that guy's dick.
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>> GRETCHEN: Okay, okay.
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I'll stay. I'll stay.
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Why do you smell like shrimp?
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>> BECCA: Hello.
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Hello. (chuckles)
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Hello? Quiet.
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Shut that goddamn music off.
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(music stops)
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Okay, well, whew, first of all,
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how hashtag blessed are we to
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have you, our dearest friends,
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gathered with us tonight?
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As a society, we go through
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nothing alone.
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We are a family.
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A family of friends, coworkers,
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neighbors we don't know very
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well...
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>> JIMMY: Listen, I had a
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momentary lapse of sanity with
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Becca.
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>> GRETCHEN: The worst thing is
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this means you wanted to marry
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Becca, but you can't even let me
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spend the night without it
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becoming a goddamn traumatic
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event.
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>> BECCA: Shh!
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29 years ago, a baby girl was
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born.
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>> VERNON: 29?
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>> BECCA: And all she wanted,
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ever since she was pretending to
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breast-feed her Baby All Gone,
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was to have her own baby.
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There is a quote from one of my
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favorite books, The Little
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Prince by Antoine de...
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>> VERNON: I pregged her up, you
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guys!
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>> BECCA: I'm pregnant!
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I'm having a baby!
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(crowd cheering)
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(laughs)
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Thank you.
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>> LINDSAY: Hello, everybody!
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(laughs)
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Um, we're having a baby, too!
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(scattered applause)
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Well, not yet, but we're gonna
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start trying to have one.
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Yay!
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>> BECCA: What is wrong with
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you?
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How dare you try to ruin my
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moment.
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>> LINDSAY: It's always your
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moment!
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When's my moment?
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>> BECCA: You had your moment
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when you got married before your
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older sister, which is an
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aggressive and hateful act in
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any culture!
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>> LINDSAY: This isn't about
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you.
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This is about me and Paul
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and-and our...
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>> PAUL: Stop it!
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I'm not having a baby with you.
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>> LINDSAY: Paul?
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>> PAUL: Because I'm having a
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baby with someone else.
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(crowd gasping)
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At some point.
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In the future.
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Because I'm involved with
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someone else.
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00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:39,672
(crowd gasping)
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Though, to be fair, it's purely
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emotional at this point.
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I'm having an emotional affair.
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>> LINDSAY: What are you talking
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about?
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>> PAUL: Her name is Amy.
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We met on a homebrew chat room.
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>> VERNON: (laughs) What a
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loser.
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>> PAUL: Amy...
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She's excited about me.
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She's... nice to me.
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>> LINDSAY: Bear.
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>> PAUL: Lindsay, I want to
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begin the process of conscious
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uncoupling with you.
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>> LINDSAY: No.
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>> PAUL: Yes, Lindsay.
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I want a divorce.
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>> BECCA: Oh. Well.
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Ooh. (groans)
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Mom is gonna be so disappointed.
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Guess you'd better give us the
566
00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:25,818
good china.
567
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:26,819
>> LINDSAY: Like your marriage
568
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:27,820
is so perfect.
569
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:28,988
You nearly banged Jimmy last
570
00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,057
week.
571
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,224
>> GRETCHEN: What?!
572
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,326
>> JIMMY: Okay, just to clarify,
573
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,961
she tried to bang me.
574
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,129
I turned her down.
575
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,830
Marvelously satisfying, really.
576
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:38,831
>> LINDSAY: You tried to sleep
577
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:39,832
with him?
578
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:41,000
I thought he tried to kiss you
579
00:16:41,034 --> 00:16:42,469
at your house.
580
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,137
>> JIMMY: (clears throat) Okay,
581
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,472
that happened also.
582
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,473
But it was... it was part of
583
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,640
this thing where we were
584
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,042
competing to bang our exes.
585
00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,043
>> BECCA: What is wrong with you
586
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:51,044
two?!
587
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:52,045
>> VERNON: You tried to bang my
588
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:53,046
wife?
589
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,047
>> JIMMY: She tried to sleep
590
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:55,048
with me.
591
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,049
>> VERNON: I let you be my
592
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,050
forever-friend.
593
00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,051
I was gonna invite you into the
594
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,052
man cave.
595
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,053
>> JIMMY: I barely even know
596
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,054
you!
597
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,055
>> VERNON: Well, now you're
598
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,391
gonna know... my fists and feet
599
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,392
and stuff!
600
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,493
>> JIMMY: Oh, shit.
601
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,429
(grunting)
602
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,431
>> VERNON: You British prick!
603
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:16,436
>> BECCA: Vernon, get him!
604
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,672
>> EDGAR: Go to sleep, Vernon.
605
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,074
>> BECCA: Edgar, stop it!
606
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,910
>> EDGAR: Go... to... sleep.
607
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,279
>> VERNON: But I'm not sleepy.
608
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,350
>> BECCA: Oh, God.
609
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,352
Get away from him.
610
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,187
Vernon. Vernon.
611
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,555
>> GUEST: Okay, bye, Becca.
612
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,090
Congratulations.
613
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,091
>> BECCA: Wouldn't it...
614
00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,092
No, no, no.
615
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,360
No, you c... you can't go.
616
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:41,694
Hey, no, no.
617
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:42,729
Where are you going?
618
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,131
Hey, no, no.
619
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,065
No, no, no, no, no. No, no.
620
00:17:46,099 --> 00:17:47,534
You...
621
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,402
This is my night!
622
00:17:53,005 --> 00:17:53,973
>> JIMMY: Has anyone seen
623
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:54,807
Gretchen?
624
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:55,742
>> BRIANNA: Oh, sorry, Jimmy,
625
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,877
but I think she left.
626
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,612
(Jimmy sighs)
627
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,080
>> TOMMY: Hey, Jimmy.
628
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,315
You want in on this?
629
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,284
>> JIMMY: Uh, no, but have fun.
630
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,053
Listen.
631
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,054
I will kill you if you tell him
632
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,922
I said so, but Edgar is one of
633
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:11,158
the few genuinely decent people
634
00:18:11,191 --> 00:18:12,225
on this planet.
635
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,393
You're lucky to be his friend.
636
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,427
>> TOMMY: Oh, I'm not his
637
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,228
friend.
638
00:18:15,262 --> 00:18:16,429
He cleans toilets at my gym.
639
00:18:16,463 --> 00:18:17,630
>> JIMMY: Edgar got a job?
640
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:18,898
>> TOMMY: I felt really bad
641
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,066
about lying to him when we first
642
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:21,268
met, so I agreed to help him out
643
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:22,469
today.
644
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,470
(Scottish accent): Plus,
645
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,737
I'm great at accent work.
646
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,273
>> JIMMY: Are you?
647
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,274
>> TOMMY: Anyway, like I could
648
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,075
really be friends with someone
649
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,043
who lives in their car.
650
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,188
>> JIMMY: Hey.
651
00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:44,757
>> EDGAR: Hey.
652
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,992
Uh, so, uh, uh, h-how have
653
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:46,993
you been?
654
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,295
>> JIMMY: Not well.
655
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:49,296
I haven't been feeding myself
656
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:50,297
properly.
657
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,498
>> EDGAR: I told you before I
658
00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:52,499
left, the menus are in a blue
659
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,766
binder in the bottom drawer.
660
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:54,934
>> JIMMY: Listen, maybe...
661
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,636
Could you move back in?
662
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,837
I...
663
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,606
You'd be doing me a favor.
664
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:00,607
>> EDGAR: I have a job now,
665
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,608
Jimmy.
666
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,775
I'm making great progress.
667
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,943
I can't go backwards.
668
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,613
If I move back in, I'm paying
669
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:07,614
rent, and I'm not cooking for
670
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,615
you anymore.
671
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:09,616
>> JIMMY: Market value for your
672
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,783
bedroom is $1,200 a month.
673
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:11,951
>> EDGAR: I will do some light
674
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,119
housework.
675
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,321
>> JIMMY: Thanks.
676
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:15,522
>> EDGAR: Oh, hey, uh...
677
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,456
>> JIMMY: Hey, coming up.
678
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,425
>> EDGAR: Oh.
679
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,043
(knocking)
680
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,813
>> GRETCHEN: Why can't you just
681
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,814
let this be over?
682
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,082
>> JIMMY: Because I can't.
683
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,517
Look, I don't know why I
684
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:45,652
proposed to Becca.
685
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,019
It is a giant mystery, fueled
686
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:48,655
mostly by my desire to make up
687
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,490
for my wretched family and the
688
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,491
fact that she gives spectacular
689
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:52,492
blow jobs.
690
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:53,660
>> GRETCHEN: Really?
691
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,827
>> JIMMY: Yeah, I do not know
692
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:55,995
what's going on with that mouth.
693
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,196
She's like a human Brookstone
694
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,398
massage chair.
695
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,666
>> GRETCHEN: I am completely
696
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:00,833
stunned by this information.
697
00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,502
>> JIMMY: Maybe the sour face
698
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,003
creates extra suction.
699
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,406
Look, Becca was a choice.
700
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,008
A dumb choice, but a choice.
701
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,177
You and I-- we're inevitable.
702
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,178
>> GRETCHEN: Words, man.
703
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,179
You got a lot of pretty words,
704
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,180
but that doesn't mean...
705
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,382
>> JIMMY: Shut up.
706
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,583
I'm not done.
707
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:19,085
Let's be those pit bulls.
708
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,688
I want to be your couch bud.
709
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,956
Move in with me.
710
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,091
(Gretchen groans)
711
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,092
(key clinks on floor)
712
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,093
>> JIMMY: Sorry. Why'd you do
713
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,094
that?
714
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,095
>> GRETCHEN: I just humiliated
715
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,363
myself by accepting your
716
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,364
non-marriage proposal.
717
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,865
I cannot now move in with you.
718
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,200
>> JIMMY: Yeah, but I'm... I'm
719
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,868
actually asking you this time.
720
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,036
>> GRETCHEN: Bullshit.
721
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,538
You're just doing this as a Hail
722
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,539
Mary because you know you're
723
00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:40,540
about to lose me for good.
724
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,541
>> JIMMY: No, no, no! I was...
725
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,542
I was going to ask you at the
726
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,543
party.
727
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,077
I had the key made yesterday.
728
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,781
Look, my entire life, I've been
729
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:50,417
obsessed with trying to live the
730
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,719
life of a writer-- just full of
731
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,288
loneliness and suffering.
732
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,557
But over the last two weeks,
733
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:01,227
what I have finally realized is
734
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,730
that the worst possible draft of
735
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,833
my life is the one without you
736
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,301
in it.
737
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:11,904
I hate it, Gretchen Cutler, but
738
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,707
you goddamn floor me.
739
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,688
>> GRETCHEN: No.
740
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,225
Not yet.
741
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,697
>> JIMMY: Okay.
742
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,934
Okay.
743
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:45,372
(Gretchen sighs)
744
00:21:45,405 --> 00:21:47,540
>> GRETCHEN: Oh, shit.
745
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:49,108
We're gonna do this.
746
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,276
>> JIMMY: Yeah.
747
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,444
Shit.
748
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:52,445
>> GRETCHEN: We're gonna do
749
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,680
this, even though we know there
750
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,848
is only one way this ends.
751
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,984
Whether in a week or 20 years.
752
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,118
There is horrible sadness and
753
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,787
pain coming, and we're inviting
754
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,655
it.
755
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:04,290
>> JIMMY: God, I love the way
756
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,258
you think.
757
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,503
(fire crackling)
758
00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:18,505
(smoke alarm beeping)
759
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,548
*
760
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:32,351
>> LINDSAY: * Oh, oh-ooh
761
00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:34,353
Ooh *
762
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:41,260
* Pray God you can cope
763
00:22:41,293 --> 00:22:45,231
I stand outside
764
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,567
This woman's work
765
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,703
* This woman's world
766
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:54,206
Ooh, it's hard on the man
767
00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:57,910
Now his part is over
768
00:22:57,944 --> 00:23:02,048
* Now starts the craft
769
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:07,019
Of the father
770
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,388
I know you have a little life
771
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,257
* In you yet
772
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,759
I know you have a lot
773
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,894
Of strength left
774
00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:17,363
* I know you have a little life
775
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,898
In you yet
776
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,700
I know you have a lot
777
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,602
* Of strength left
778
00:23:22,635 --> 00:23:23,736
I should be crying
779
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,372
But I just can't let it show
780
00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,874
* I should be hoping
781
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,876
But I can't stop thinking
782
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,043
Of all the things
783
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:32,244
* I should have said
784
00:23:32,278 --> 00:23:33,412
That I never said
785
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:34,614
All the things
786
00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:35,882
* I should have done
787
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,049
That we never did
788
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,250
All the things
789
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:39,251
* I should have given
790
00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:40,252
But I didn't... *
791
00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:41,387
>> BECCA: We're gonna have a
792
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,254
baby.
793
00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:46,125
(Vernon snorts, snores)
794
00:23:46,158 --> 00:23:47,293
(sirens wailing)
795
00:23:47,326 --> 00:23:49,295
>> GRETCHEN: Still got that key?
796
00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:53,933
>> LINDSAY: * I should be crying
797
00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:56,803
But I just can't let it show
798
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:57,937
I should be hoping
799
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,740
* But I can't stop thinking
800
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:01,741
Of all the things
801
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:02,909
I should have said
802
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,310
* That I never said
803
00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:05,411
All the things
804
00:24:05,444 --> 00:24:06,613
I should have done
805
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:07,780
* That we never did
806
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:08,948
All the things
807
00:24:08,981 --> 00:24:10,149
I should have given
808
00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:11,784
* But I didn't
809
00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,953
Oh, darling
810
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:17,289
Make it go
811
00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:21,227
Make it go away... *
812
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,433
(cat meows)
813
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:28,635
>> MANAGER: Oh, my God.
814
00:24:28,668 --> 00:24:29,836
Come on.
815
00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:31,003
Who's that?
816
00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:32,271
Oh, my God.
817
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,141
Oh! I'm gonna get you...
818
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,644
>> EDGAR: Roomie.
819
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:38,811
>> GRETCHEN: Roomie.
820
00:24:38,845 --> 00:24:40,479
>> LINDSAY: Mm, thanks.
821
00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:43,349
(chuckles)
822
00:24:43,382 --> 00:24:45,151
(Edgar sniffs)
823
00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:46,152
>> KILLIAN: Hi.
824
00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,153
>> JIMMY: Quick. I need that
825
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:48,154
copy of my house key that I gave
826
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:49,155
you. Got it?
827
00:24:49,188 --> 00:24:50,156
>> KILLIAN: I thought you needed
828
00:24:50,189 --> 00:24:51,157
me to water your plants next
829
00:24:51,190 --> 00:24:51,958
week.
830
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:52,892
>> JIMMY: I'll get you another
831
00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:53,560
key.
832
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:54,493
>> KILLIAN: Where's your key?
833
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,662
>> JIMMY: Hurry. Just grab a
834
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:56,462
box.
835
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:59,832
Nice. Thanks.
836
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:00,833
What's that?
837
00:25:00,867 --> 00:25:01,834
>> GRETCHEN: Food processor.
838
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:02,835
>> JIMMY: Ah.
839
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:04,036
>> GRETCHEN: You having second
840
00:25:04,070 --> 00:25:05,304
thoughts about me moving in?
841
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,639
>> JIMMY: No, no. Of course not.
842
00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:07,807
You?
843
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,008
>> GRETCHEN: No.
844
00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:11,010
>> JIMMY: Good.
845
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,003
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846
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,004
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* I'm gonna leave you anyway
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I'm gonna leave you anyway
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Gonna leave you anyway
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* You're gonna walk
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Right out that door
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You're gonna walk
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* Right out that door
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You're gonna walk
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And walk away. *
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