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- Patrick, can you please
turn the music down?
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- Dude, you need to
take a hit of this.
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- Thank you, but that's
not going to happen today.
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Finals, remember?
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How is it that you
don't have to study?
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- I major in drama.
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They're like practical exams.
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I probably have to act
like a wolf or some shit.
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It's not like I'm
taking philosophy, dude.
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- Poly-sci.
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- My bad.
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- What am I taking?
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- Is this a trick question?
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- No.
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Patrick?
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What am I taking?
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What am I taking? Tell me!
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- Come on stop it.
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- I'll stop if you tell me,
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- Tell you what?
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- What am I taking?
- Stop violating me,
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I don't know,
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I don't know.
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That was intense.
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- How can you not remember
what your girlfriend
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is studying at school?
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- I'm in a very mellow place.
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Well I think we all need
just to chill the fuck out.
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- Sure, why don't we all
just chill the fuck out.
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Till the Res advisor
comes by at least.
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Maybe this time he
won't guess where all
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the smoke is coming from.
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- I know right?
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He can suck a dick.
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- Why don't we let Rob study.
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Let's got hit up the library.
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- There's plenty of time
to study when we get old,
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I say right now we
live in the moment.
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- Look, Rob, you gotta
learn how to manage
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your time around Patrick.
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You know he eats and
then he gets tired,
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so he takes a nap,
that's your best
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time to get your studying done.
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- Oh, nice, so you're
dating an infant.
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- It's all part of the package.
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- You think anybody gets the
wrong idea about my dong bong?
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Come in!
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- Dude, hair of the dog
kegger at Kappa Alpha, you in?
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- Fuck ya!
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Babe, let's hit this kegger,
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best way to get our mind off
all this studying bullshit.
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- No, babe, look, I think
I really have to study.
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- You sure, babe?
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- Yeah. Go!
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- Let's do this.
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- Love you too!
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So he's totally going to
grow out of this, right?
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- Look at you,
God you look good.
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That's right.
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I love you.
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- I love you too, Ted.
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- Rise and shine, hon.
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- What time is it?
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- It's 5:45, my driver's
picking me up at six.
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- It's 5:45 in the morning?
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- That's funny.
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- I don't have to be
at work till nine.
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- Well it must be nice to
work on a lawyer's clock.
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I've already showered,
had breakfast,
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read all the day's headlines.
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I left some toast for
you downstairs and
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there's some coffee in the pot.
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Don't forget we're having
dinner tonight at eight o'clock.
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- Oh God, I told Sandra
and Becky that I'd
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get together with them tonight.
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Can they come too?
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- Um, no. They can't.
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We're going to Gaston's.
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- Gaston's?
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- That's right.
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And Sandra won't fit in
on account of her dressing
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like a hooker.
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- Hey, Sandra's my friend.
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- Well that's why
we make new friends.
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I don't keep in
touch with anybody
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that I grew up with.
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Besides, I want it to
be just you and me.
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- No investors, no clients?
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To what do I owe the privilege?
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- Let's just say it'll be a
night you'll never forget.
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- I can't wait.
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- Great, I'll have Naz
pick you up at 7:30.
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Oh, there he is now.
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Okay, I'll see you tonight.
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Don't be late.
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Okay.
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- Okay.
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I love you.
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- He's taking you
to Gaston's, the Gaston's.
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- Yeah.
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- He's going to propose.
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- I mean, I don't
know, it's just dinner.
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- I think your pussy's
been committing
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crimes on him for
two years and now
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he wants to sentence it to life.
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- Oh my God, see,
you're disgusting.
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Really, no, you should
have been born a boy.
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- Two words.
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Life experience.
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- Okay, if he does
propose to you tonight,
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what are you going to say?
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- I don't know, I
guess I'd say yes.
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- Good for you, you've
wanted to settle
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down for a while now.
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- What's that's
supposed to mean?
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- Well I just mean after Patrick
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you're looking for that guy.
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- I liked Patrick.
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- What do you mean "that" guy?
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- You know, has his
shit together, mature.
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- Okay, wait, wait,
my dad is mature.
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And he also likes to birdwatch.
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Is that what you want?
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- Okay, no one
likes to birdwatch.
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- Yeah, he does.
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He actually called me today
about this squawking bir--
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- Hey, wait, wait.
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Now you guys for real think
he's going to propose?
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- Yeah I think you're
as good as engaged.
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- Just don't go
ditching us girls now.
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- What? No, never.
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You guys are amazing,
I love you guys.
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- Tell us every detail baby.
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- This is a really
nice restaurant.
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- Yeah. The best.
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- So?
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- So?
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- What's the special occasion?
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I mean I know it's not our
anniversary or anything.
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- No.
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I just thought you'd
like this place.
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- I do, and it's
wonderful, I mean I haven't
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tried the food yet but
I'm sure it's amazing.
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- The food is excellent.
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- Oh, you've been here before.
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- Just once.
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- Not with me.
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- No. Not with you.
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- Good evening, my name is
Sefton, it's a pleasure...
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- Pleasure's all ours.
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- It's a pleasure...
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- Of course it is.
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- It's a pleasure...
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- Why wouldn't it be?
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- Good point.
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- It's a pleasure to have
you dine with us, again.
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Are you celebrating any
special occasion tonight?
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- No, Stephan we are not.
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- Sefton.
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Would you like to start
with some sparkling water?
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- Oh, I would love a...
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- We'll have a bottle
of the rose, 1940.....
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six.
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- Six.
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- Thank you, Stephan.
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- Sefton.
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- Okay, so the suspense
it's killing me,
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it really is.
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- What are you talking about?
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- I know you brought me
here for a reason, Ted,
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and I just, I can't
go the whole dinner
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waiting for you to say it.
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I can't.
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- Wow, you're intuition
is pretty amazing.
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How did you guess?
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- I mean it's a little obvious.
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- Is it?
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- Fancy restaurant, middle of
the week, just the two of us.
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- Is this chilled?
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- Of course, sir.
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- It doesn't taste chilled.
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- It's chilled, sir.
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- It's not chilled enough.
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Go ahead and pour.
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That's enough.
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Thank you, Stephan.
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- Sefton.
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- What did you like,
get into some sort
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of trouble last
time you were here?
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- Actually, the last time
I was here I broke up
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with my ex.
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- Oh, that's a
little morbid, Ted--
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- Actually I brought
you here, Mary because
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I'm breaking up with you.
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- You're breaking, you're
breaking up with me?
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- Yes.
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- Why?
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- Because I don't
love you anymore and
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because I found somebody else.
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- Oh. Okay.
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That's very nice for you.
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After, two years.
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- Mary, for what it's worth,
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I'm really sorry, I really am.
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- You're sorry?
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- Yes.
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- That's bullshit!
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- Mary, could you lower
your voice please?
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You're embarrassing both of us.
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- Am I?
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Am I embarrassing, am
I embarrassing him?
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I gave you two years and
this is how you end it.
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- This is how things
work sometimes, Mary.
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Now come on, let's just
have a nice meal and
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we'll leave it at that.
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Please.
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- You want me to have
a nice meal, Ted?
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- Yes. Order anything you want.
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The duck a l'orange
is fantastic.
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- The duck?
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- A l'orange. That's
French for orange.
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- I'm a fucking vegetarian, Ted!
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- Okay, please sit down.
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- You know what?
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Go fuck yourself!
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- Fucking give me that.
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- Okay, so this one
time when we had sex
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he tried to get me to
play with his asshole.
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And that was really
uncomfortable for me.
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And, I just wanted to
tell somebody else other
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than my therapist.
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So.
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Enjoy your dinner you all
look, really really happy.
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- Never happened.
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- Where are you now?
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- Are you here for the audition?
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- Yeah.
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- What part are you trying for?
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- Same as you.
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- Okay, next up I have Tina
Fung and Patrick Nelson.
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- Excuse me, I thought I
was supposed to be doing
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another scene with a dude?
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- Quickly now, we
don't have all day.
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- Fuck!
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- Okay, Patrick!
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And Tina, how are we?
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- Okay.
- Awesome!
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- I want miracles, babies.
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Basically in this scene
you two are ninjas.
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So I just want you
both to show me some
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martial arts moves
and then we're done.
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And then I'm done.
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With you, I mean.
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- No, no, no, my
agent told me I had a
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scene with a dude, with lines.
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I have the script right here.
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- I don't know what
your agent told you,
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but I've already
cast that scene.
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I just need you to do some
karate moves or something.
264
00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:13,758
Okay?
265
00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:16,726
You do know martial arts, right?
266
00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:18,487
- Yeah, that was
like 10 years ago.
267
00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:21,421
- Good, then we'll
start with Tina.
268
00:13:21,524 --> 00:13:24,251
Anytime you're ready, darling.
269
00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:40,267
Wow, excellent!
270
00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:42,683
That was fucking excellent,
271
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,858
double black belt, right Tina?
272
00:13:44,893 --> 00:13:46,446
- That's right.
273
00:13:46,549 --> 00:13:49,207
- Okay, Patrick.
274
00:13:49,932 --> 00:13:51,209
You're up.
275
00:13:51,244 --> 00:13:52,797
- I'm only like a
blue belt and that was
276
00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:55,041
like 10 years ago.
277
00:13:55,558 --> 00:13:57,595
- Anytime you're ready.
278
00:13:57,906 --> 00:14:00,184
- I'll bring it.
279
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:06,190
Gaa!
280
00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:09,814
Gaw!
281
00:14:11,816 --> 00:14:15,302
Gee-aw!
282
00:14:15,785 --> 00:14:18,374
Haw!
283
00:14:20,273 --> 00:14:22,447
Gee-aw!
284
00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:26,624
Bonsai!
285
00:14:29,213 --> 00:14:32,664
- Okay. Thanks for
coming in Patrick.
286
00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:34,804
We'll be in touch.
287
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,462
- Awesome.
288
00:14:42,605 --> 00:14:44,262
- Did you get
a load of that?
289
00:14:47,783 --> 00:14:49,612
- I said stand still
290
00:14:50,165 --> 00:14:53,651
- laughing
291
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,841
Hey San, what's going on?
292
00:15:11,876 --> 00:15:13,602
- Sounds
like you're crying.
293
00:15:13,636 --> 00:15:14,948
- Nope.
294
00:15:14,983 --> 00:15:17,261
I'm not crying.
295
00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:21,161
Okay, I'm crying, but
it's not because of Ted.
296
00:15:22,128 --> 00:15:24,682
I'm watching The Notepad.
297
00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:27,788
The Notebook. I'm
watching The Notebook.
298
00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:28,962
- Oh, okay.
299
00:15:28,997 --> 00:15:30,791
Well me and Beck
are coming over.
300
00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:32,690
- No, no, no, you really
don't have to do that.
301
00:15:33,691 --> 00:15:35,624
Sandra?
302
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,559
- We've got your keys, bitch.
303
00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:41,147
- We have something to show you.
304
00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:43,390
- What is wrong with you guys?
305
00:15:44,046 --> 00:15:46,290
- Are you balling to
the Three Stooges?
306
00:15:46,324 --> 00:15:49,189
- Jesus, for a hot girl
you look like shit.
307
00:15:50,225 --> 00:15:52,848
- We love you anyway.
308
00:15:55,713 --> 00:15:57,991
- I love you guys too.
309
00:15:58,026 --> 00:16:00,925
- It's okay, come here.
310
00:16:01,684 --> 00:16:03,341
- Fuck men.
311
00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,481
We should be lesbians.
312
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:11,556
- You want to tell
us something Becky?
313
00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:14,663
- No.
314
00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:16,251
- Are you sure?
315
00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:20,082
Because I'm in a really
open place right now.
316
00:16:21,049 --> 00:16:22,774
- No, but...
317
00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:24,707
- Everybody deserves
to be loved.
318
00:16:24,742 --> 00:16:26,192
- Honey,
319
00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:28,090
- I miss Ted.
320
00:16:28,194 --> 00:16:31,093
- Why? He's such a douchebag.
321
00:16:33,613 --> 00:16:36,064
Okay look, look, look.
322
00:16:36,098 --> 00:16:38,790
Psychic Mona Lisa,
spiritual guide,
323
00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:42,001
and she's guaranteed to hook
you back up with your ex.
324
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,866
- No .
325
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:48,766
- Listen babe, everyone
gets their heart broken.
326
00:16:51,182 --> 00:16:53,598
But you can't flush your
life down the toilet,
327
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,567
just because he's
done shitting on you.
328
00:16:56,601 --> 00:16:58,879
- He shit on you?
329
00:16:59,294 --> 00:17:01,192
- Becky has been talking
about this psychic,
330
00:17:01,227 --> 00:17:04,126
all fucking week, so if
you don't want to be happy,
331
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,577
let's let her feel helpful.
332
00:17:06,611 --> 00:17:07,716
- Yeah?
333
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,442
- I don't want to be happy.
334
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,447
- Okay, let's get
you in the shower.
335
00:17:14,964 --> 00:17:19,072
- Oh my God .
336
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:26,804
- Oh my God.
337
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,117
- I can not believe I let
you talk me into this.
338
00:17:29,738 --> 00:17:31,671
- I've been expecting you.
339
00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,086
- Because you're psychic.
340
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:35,571
- No because you said you'd
be here in 15 minutes.
341
00:17:35,606 --> 00:17:36,572
- Awesome.
342
00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,333
- Please, come in.
343
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,853
Now, which one of
you has come to see
344
00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:43,752
Psychic Mona Lisa?
345
00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:45,650
- I thought she was
supposed to be a psychic.
346
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,239
- It's you, isn't it?
347
00:17:48,274 --> 00:17:51,035
I can tell by your
apprehension to be here.
348
00:17:51,139 --> 00:17:54,107
You don't really believe in
the spiritual domain, do you?
349
00:17:54,142 --> 00:17:55,660
- No, not really.
350
00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:59,664
- Well, tonight Psychic Mona
Lisa will make you a believer.
351
00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:01,494
- So bad.
352
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:02,805
- Please child.
353
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:06,119
Cut the deck of
cards, and as you do
354
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,948
think of your ex.
355
00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,123
Concentrate on that
person with whom you
356
00:18:10,158 --> 00:18:13,264
want to spiritually
mend your soul with.
357
00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:14,610
Please!
358
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,060
Don't close your eyes.
359
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:17,958
- What? Will it ruin the effect?
360
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:21,824
- No, I just find
it terribly cliche.
361
00:18:23,274 --> 00:18:25,828
Very good, darling.
362
00:18:29,453 --> 00:18:33,146
Now, turn the cards
over one at a time.
363
00:18:33,181 --> 00:18:35,735
If the card faces
you the correct way,
364
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:39,463
the better chances of you
reconnecting with your ex.
365
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:47,919
Excellent! Positive energy.
366
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,095
- It's bullshit.
367
00:18:51,716 --> 00:18:52,993
Sorry.
368
00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:56,135
- That card weakens the energy.
369
00:18:56,997 --> 00:18:59,828
And now the final card.
370
00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:05,834
Two positive energy cards,
371
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:08,733
two negative energy cards.
372
00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:10,425
- Is that bad?
373
00:19:10,528 --> 00:19:12,910
- I feel that you will
reconnect with your ex.
374
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,257
And I feel that it
will be shortly.
375
00:19:15,361 --> 00:19:17,777
- Wait, what does that mean?
376
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,710
Like how long, like soon?
377
00:19:19,744 --> 00:19:21,229
Or in a week?
378
00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:23,541
- Well this is not a
perfect science, my dear,
379
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:26,579
but, I would say within
the next few days
380
00:19:26,613 --> 00:19:28,960
you should expect
a chance encounter.
381
00:19:29,064 --> 00:19:31,342
Thank you for visiting
Psychic Mona Lisa.
382
00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:34,173
That'll be 50 bucks, cash only.
383
00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:40,593
My dear, your ex is
feeling your vibes
384
00:19:40,627 --> 00:19:42,698
even as we speak.
385
00:19:51,569 --> 00:19:54,296
- God, I told you that
psychic was full of it.
386
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:56,712
I'm never going
to see Ted again.
387
00:19:56,747 --> 00:19:57,748
- She said a few days.
388
00:19:57,782 --> 00:19:59,543
Why don't we give it a few days?
389
00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:00,716
- You know what I
just can't believe
390
00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:02,477
I let you guys talk
me into going there.
391
00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:03,926
- It was just for fun.
392
00:20:03,961 --> 00:20:06,377
- No Sandra, it got my hopes up.
393
00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:10,243
Ugh, sorry, sorry.
394
00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:12,452
Just grab your stupid record
and let's get out of here.
395
00:20:14,661 --> 00:20:17,733
- I predict, you'll kiss my ass.
396
00:20:17,768 --> 00:20:20,288
- Oh, my lips, they're
being inexplicably drawn
397
00:20:20,322 --> 00:20:22,600
toward your buttocks.
398
00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:25,776
- Didn't your mom ever
teach you not to stare?
399
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,743
- I think he still
lives with his mom.
400
00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:34,612
- I got it, let's go.
401
00:20:38,651 --> 00:20:40,100
- Hey!
402
00:20:40,135 --> 00:20:41,861
- Oh my gosh, I'm so
sorry, I was walking
403
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:43,449
and I didn't see you.
404
00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:44,588
Patrick.
405
00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:45,589
- Mary.
406
00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:46,762
- This is weird.
407
00:20:46,797 --> 00:20:48,212
- Tell me about it,
it's been, I don't know
408
00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,213
a billion years.
409
00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:52,251
- Yeah it has been forever.
410
00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:53,976
- You look good.
411
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:56,289
- Thanks. So do you.
412
00:20:57,497 --> 00:21:00,017
Could you just hold
on for one second,
413
00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,536
I'll be right back.
414
00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:04,297
What the fuck is going on
do you see who that is?
415
00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:05,712
- Yeah, it's fucking Patrick.
416
00:21:05,816 --> 00:21:07,300
- Ugh, yeah, it's
fucking Patrick.
417
00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:09,164
I haven't seen him in years.
418
00:21:09,198 --> 00:21:11,684
- I hate to say this, but
he actually looks good.
419
00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:12,995
- Hey!
420
00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:15,791
Why is it fucking Patrick?
421
00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:18,035
- Oh shit, you think
that the psychic,
422
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,795
I mean that Patrick's here...
423
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:22,798
- This is great, this is
so great, this is great.
424
00:21:22,833 --> 00:21:23,972
- I mean Patrick is your ex.
425
00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:26,457
- So I asked for Ted
and I get Patrick?
426
00:21:26,492 --> 00:21:28,908
- I mean technically
he's your ex ex.
427
00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:32,256
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
428
00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,189
- At least we know she's legit.
429
00:21:34,223 --> 00:21:36,674
- Oh my God, no, I can't
even talk to you right now.
430
00:21:36,709 --> 00:21:39,021
- Good, because he
can probably hear you.
431
00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:41,230
- Hi, Sandra.
432
00:21:41,265 --> 00:21:42,335
- Hey, Patrick.
433
00:21:42,370 --> 00:21:43,543
Long time no see.
434
00:21:43,578 --> 00:21:45,062
You still a loser?
435
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,236
- Yeah, you're
obviously still a bitch.
436
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,238
Still a slut too?
437
00:21:49,273 --> 00:21:50,688
- Pretty much.
438
00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:51,862
- Great, good, I'm so glad
we got that out of the way.
439
00:21:51,896 --> 00:21:52,863
Ha!
440
00:21:53,657 --> 00:21:56,073
- She hasn't changed a bit.
441
00:21:56,763 --> 00:21:58,662
- By the way, nice Anvil shirt.
442
00:21:58,696 --> 00:21:59,732
Looks like the same
one you were wearing
443
00:21:59,766 --> 00:22:01,112
the last time I saw you.
444
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:02,562
10 years ago.
445
00:22:02,597 --> 00:22:04,046
- It's actually not possible.
446
00:22:04,081 --> 00:22:06,290
This is off their new album,
it's called Hope in Hell.
447
00:22:06,394 --> 00:22:08,913
- No one gives a shit.
448
00:22:08,948 --> 00:22:10,432
- What have you been up to?
449
00:22:10,536 --> 00:22:14,091
- Ah, you know, nothing
much, just working away.
450
00:22:15,023 --> 00:22:16,852
- Yeah me too, I got
this corporate gig
451
00:22:16,887 --> 00:22:19,614
I'm in like before
dawn home after dark.
452
00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:22,789
- Wait, are you still
doing that acting thing?
453
00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:24,377
- Yeah, you remembered?
454
00:22:24,412 --> 00:22:26,379
- Yes, I remembered.
455
00:22:26,414 --> 00:22:28,554
I always thought you were
a really great actor.
456
00:22:28,588 --> 00:22:29,624
- Really?
457
00:22:29,727 --> 00:22:30,728
- Yeah.
458
00:22:30,763 --> 00:22:33,041
Maybe I didn't say that enough.
459
00:22:33,075 --> 00:22:36,078
- Well thanks, I
appreciate that.
460
00:22:36,424 --> 00:22:38,943
Listen, I hope this doesn't
come out of left field,
461
00:22:38,978 --> 00:22:41,394
but my buddy's having a
party on Saturday night.
462
00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:43,741
Why don't you come by we'll
have a few drinks, reconnect?
463
00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:45,087
- No, ugh.
464
00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:47,745
- Come on, it'll be fun.
465
00:22:48,228 --> 00:22:49,402
- You know what, okay.
466
00:22:49,437 --> 00:22:51,542
Yeah, yes, I will come.
467
00:22:51,818 --> 00:22:53,406
No strings though.
468
00:22:53,441 --> 00:22:55,270
- Stringless like a maxi pad.
469
00:22:56,754 --> 00:22:57,824
- Oh God.
470
00:22:57,928 --> 00:22:59,481
- Sandra, why don't
you come as well?
471
00:22:59,585 --> 00:23:01,656
- Why don't you sit on this?
472
00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,072
- Okay good, well,
here's my card,
473
00:23:04,452 --> 00:23:06,281
um, that's me, there.
474
00:23:06,661 --> 00:23:08,490
- Attorney, huh?
475
00:23:08,594 --> 00:23:09,664
- Next time I get
arrested I know who's
476
00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:11,286
keeping me out of jail.
477
00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,669
- I'm a prosecutor actually,
I put people in jail.
478
00:23:15,739 --> 00:23:17,672
- In jail, cool.
479
00:23:17,775 --> 00:23:19,467
I have a card too.
480
00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:24,403
- Oh, hey, there you are.
481
00:23:24,782 --> 00:23:25,990
Oh my God, I didn't
know you had your
482
00:23:26,025 --> 00:23:27,923
truck driver's license.
483
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:30,685
- Yeah, well my agent
said it could be useful
484
00:23:30,788 --> 00:23:33,653
if I could drive an
18-wheeler if need be.
485
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:37,036
Anyway, it was good
seeing you again.
486
00:23:37,139 --> 00:23:39,279
- It was really
good to see you too,
487
00:23:39,314 --> 00:23:40,936
- Yeah, okay, hug.
488
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:43,663
See you at the party?
489
00:23:44,664 --> 00:23:45,769
- Good to see you, Sandra.
490
00:23:45,803 --> 00:23:47,460
Keep your legs closed.
491
00:23:49,048 --> 00:23:51,671
- Right? Hello?
492
00:23:51,706 --> 00:23:53,397
- You asked for your ex,
and you got the wrong one.
493
00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:54,812
- Sandra, this is
terrible, I've gotta
494
00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:57,539
go to that party and everything.
495
00:23:57,643 --> 00:23:58,885
- Why would you do that?
496
00:23:58,989 --> 00:24:01,129
- Because I had
nothing to do and he
497
00:24:01,163 --> 00:24:04,477
said no maxi pad,
he said no strings.
498
00:24:04,788 --> 00:24:07,066
- Okay, well the last
time a guy said that to me
499
00:24:07,169 --> 00:24:08,723
I was biting a pillow
for 45 minutes waiting
500
00:24:08,826 --> 00:24:10,725
for him to blow his load.
501
00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:13,348
- Eh-um.
502
00:24:13,382 --> 00:24:15,661
- Are you still here?
503
00:24:17,007 --> 00:24:18,180
You need to go
back to the psychic
504
00:24:18,215 --> 00:24:19,906
and tell her to fix things.
505
00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:21,632
Because somewhere out
there the guy you're
506
00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:22,875
supposed to be with
is just waiting
507
00:24:22,909 --> 00:24:24,739
for you to put a spell on him.
508
00:24:24,842 --> 00:24:26,016
Okay?
509
00:24:26,050 --> 00:24:27,983
Okay.
510
00:24:41,721 --> 00:24:44,379
- No, baby, I
love the 10-inch heels,
511
00:24:44,413 --> 00:24:45,863
especially when you're
standing next to me,
512
00:24:45,898 --> 00:24:47,209
it's fantastic.
513
00:24:47,244 --> 00:24:49,073
I just mean don't you
have the exact same pair
514
00:24:49,108 --> 00:24:50,937
in the exact same color?
515
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:54,872
- Yeah, but darling,
completely different designer.
516
00:24:57,599 --> 00:24:59,705
- Mary?
517
00:25:00,429 --> 00:25:01,879
- Hey, hi.
518
00:25:01,914 --> 00:25:03,743
- Wow, what are doing here?
519
00:25:04,710 --> 00:25:06,297
- Well, Ted, last time I
checked this was a public
520
00:25:06,401 --> 00:25:10,094
place so I was just doing
a little, public shopping.
521
00:25:11,613 --> 00:25:13,442
- So was I.
522
00:25:13,684 --> 00:25:14,789
- Yeah.
523
00:25:14,892 --> 00:25:16,376
- It's good to see you.
524
00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:18,724
- Hm-mmm. Really good
to see you too, Ted.
525
00:25:18,758 --> 00:25:20,553
- Oh, Mary this is Natasha.
526
00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:22,728
Natasha, Mary.
527
00:25:22,762 --> 00:25:24,764
- You work with Ted in office?
528
00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:26,801
- Oh, no, no, no, no, honey, no.
529
00:25:26,904 --> 00:25:29,251
Mary's a great lawyer.
530
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:31,944
Actually she's one of the best.
531
00:25:31,978 --> 00:25:35,050
- This is amazing.
I need lawyer.
532
00:25:35,706 --> 00:25:37,915
- Oh, I'm not that
kind of lawyer,
533
00:25:37,950 --> 00:25:39,779
I don't do immigration.
534
00:25:39,814 --> 00:25:42,955
- I think you've run up my
visas enough already, right?
535
00:25:42,989 --> 00:25:46,510
- Actually, I do know a
guy, he's a bit expensive,
536
00:25:46,614 --> 00:25:48,788
but I am sure that your
sweetheart over there
537
00:25:48,823 --> 00:25:51,135
is going to totally
help you out with that.
538
00:25:51,170 --> 00:25:52,758
- Thank you!
539
00:25:52,792 --> 00:25:53,897
- That's very
generous of you, Mary.
540
00:25:53,931 --> 00:25:56,624
- I'm a kind person,
what can I say?
541
00:25:56,658 --> 00:25:57,901
- I don't have lots
of friend here,
542
00:25:57,935 --> 00:26:00,179
so maybe one day
we could get drunk.
543
00:26:00,282 --> 00:26:01,801
- She
means get a drink.
544
00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:04,114
Get a drink, one
day, right, honey?
545
00:26:04,148 --> 00:26:05,598
- No, we get drunk.
546
00:26:05,633 --> 00:26:06,634
- Okay.
547
00:26:06,668 --> 00:26:07,807
- Is good?
548
00:26:07,842 --> 00:26:09,153
- Yeah, you know what?
549
00:26:09,188 --> 00:26:12,363
You guys just make
the cutest couple,
550
00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:15,919
I have this meeting,
I'm super late.
551
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,818
- You dropped a few
things by the way.
552
00:26:20,648 --> 00:26:23,478
- Skirt's really tight.
553
00:26:24,824 --> 00:26:26,205
Ooo, that's not mine.
554
00:26:26,308 --> 00:26:28,000
Okay, I'm good.
555
00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:31,451
Good luck with the rest
of your awesome life.
556
00:26:31,486 --> 00:26:34,627
Good. Okay. See you later.
557
00:26:36,629 --> 00:26:39,045
- She says we make
the cute couple.
558
00:26:39,563 --> 00:26:40,875
- I know what she said,
559
00:26:40,978 --> 00:26:43,118
no more booze for you.
560
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:47,053
- Wait, you're comparing
Blind Melon to Nirvana?
561
00:26:47,157 --> 00:26:48,537
- Uh, yeah because
Shannon Hoon was way
562
00:26:48,572 --> 00:26:50,850
more talented that Kurt Cobain.
563
00:26:51,126 --> 00:26:52,645
Plus I can't respect a
dude who fucking blows his
564
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:54,785
head off with a shotgun.
565
00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:56,580
- Shannon Hoon died too.
566
00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:59,169
- Accidental OD,
little different.
567
00:26:59,203 --> 00:27:00,722
I can respect that.
568
00:27:00,826 --> 00:27:04,070
- Oh my God, you are
seriously fucked in the head.
569
00:27:04,553 --> 00:27:08,730
Kurt Cobain for a fact,
fact, was amazing.
570
00:27:08,834 --> 00:27:10,663
- Yeah I'm going to have to
agree with Nips on this one.
571
00:27:10,698 --> 00:27:12,872
- Do you have to call
me Nips, seriously?
572
00:27:12,907 --> 00:27:14,218
- Still sensitive about that?
573
00:27:14,253 --> 00:27:15,668
- Yeah, I'm fucking
sensitive about it.
574
00:27:15,703 --> 00:27:16,807
- No shit, have you
seen his nipples?
575
00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:19,603
They're like pepperonis,
like real milkers,
576
00:27:19,707 --> 00:27:21,191
- Yeah, funny.
577
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:23,745
- Totally, you could make a
bucket of yogurt no problem.
578
00:27:23,849 --> 00:27:26,161
You could feed an entire
small country with
579
00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:27,922
his breast milk, for years.
580
00:27:28,025 --> 00:27:29,751
- It's just that he's
sensitive about it.
581
00:27:29,855 --> 00:27:31,166
- At least I can
grow pubic hair.
582
00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:34,376
Least I can grow pubic hair!
583
00:27:34,411 --> 00:27:35,895
- That's a medical
condition, it's
584
00:27:35,930 --> 00:27:37,103
totally different.
585
00:27:37,207 --> 00:27:39,174
- Got the penis of
a nine-year-old boy.
586
00:27:39,209 --> 00:27:40,417
- How would you know
what a nine-year-old
587
00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:41,694
boy's penis looks like?
588
00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:42,384
- That is irrelevant.
589
00:27:42,419 --> 00:27:43,075
- Is it irrelevant?
590
00:27:43,109 --> 00:27:44,076
- Yes.
591
00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:45,456
- Okay.
592
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:46,595
- Call the police.
593
00:27:46,630 --> 00:27:48,597
- On another note, guys,
594
00:27:48,632 --> 00:27:50,669
I actually ran into
Mary yesterday.
595
00:27:51,635 --> 00:27:52,912
- College Mary?
596
00:27:52,947 --> 00:27:55,604
- Yeah. She looked fucking good.
597
00:27:55,639 --> 00:27:57,606
- Sorry, man.
598
00:27:58,055 --> 00:27:59,643
- Dude, that must
have been horrible.
599
00:27:59,747 --> 00:28:01,610
You okay? Do you need a hug?
600
00:28:01,645 --> 00:28:03,405
- I could do it, I
don't usually but...
601
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,648
Last time you saw
her man she just
602
00:28:04,752 --> 00:28:05,960
ripped your heart out.
603
00:28:06,063 --> 00:28:07,202
- Ripped it out.
604
00:28:07,237 --> 00:28:08,790
You were in your
house locked up. days.
605
00:28:08,894 --> 00:28:09,895
- Days
606
00:28:09,929 --> 00:28:11,137
- Days.
607
00:28:11,241 --> 00:28:12,414
- Weeks almost.
608
00:28:12,449 --> 00:28:13,761
- Sat with you, held
you, I held you like
609
00:28:13,795 --> 00:28:15,417
you were my baby.
610
00:28:15,452 --> 00:28:16,625
The tears, do you
remember the tears,
611
00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:17,868
because I remember the tears.
612
00:28:17,903 --> 00:28:19,421
- I remember em now.
613
00:28:19,456 --> 00:28:20,664
- Remember we put
diaper on you at one point.
614
00:28:20,768 --> 00:28:21,769
- Remember that day?
615
00:28:21,803 --> 00:28:22,735
- Yeah, that was so gross.
616
00:28:22,770 --> 00:28:24,219
- It was like suicide watch.
617
00:28:24,254 --> 00:28:25,738
You were crying
and masturbating.
618
00:28:25,773 --> 00:28:26,912
- And we were like,
we're in your room
619
00:28:26,946 --> 00:28:27,947
why are you doing that,
you're masturbating
620
00:28:27,982 --> 00:28:29,155
with us right there.
- Stop, stop!
621
00:28:29,259 --> 00:28:31,433
- She's actually coming
to the frat party.
622
00:28:31,675 --> 00:28:32,400
- Fuck off!
623
00:28:32,434 --> 00:28:33,159
- I'm serious.
624
00:28:33,263 --> 00:28:34,333
- That is awesome.
625
00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:35,748
- Dude, amazing.
626
00:28:35,783 --> 00:28:37,992
Does she have any friends?
627
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:41,996
- I need to see you.
628
00:28:42,099 --> 00:28:43,307
- Do I know you?
629
00:28:43,342 --> 00:28:44,446
- Okay, no, cut the shit.
630
00:28:44,481 --> 00:28:45,689
I'm sorry, excuse me.
631
00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:46,759
I'm Mary. I was in
here the other day
632
00:28:46,794 --> 00:28:48,761
I wished for my ex back?
633
00:28:48,796 --> 00:28:50,798
- Not ringing a bell.
634
00:28:50,832 --> 00:28:53,593
- My ex. Ted.
635
00:28:53,628 --> 00:28:55,837
- Still not hearing it.
636
00:29:00,255 --> 00:29:02,637
Right, Mary.
637
00:29:02,982 --> 00:29:06,192
It's all coming back
to me now, darling.
638
00:29:07,435 --> 00:29:09,333
What can I do you for?
639
00:29:09,368 --> 00:29:10,679
- When I came in here
last time I asked
640
00:29:10,714 --> 00:29:12,302
you to reconnect me
with my ex, right?
641
00:29:12,336 --> 00:29:13,165
- Sure.
642
00:29:13,199 --> 00:29:14,097
- Ted.
643
00:29:14,131 --> 00:29:15,684
- How'd that work out for ya?
644
00:29:15,719 --> 00:29:17,825
- Well, I ran into somebody
but it wasn't my ex,
645
00:29:17,859 --> 00:29:21,760
it was my ex ex.
646
00:29:22,553 --> 00:29:24,210
- What the hell are
you talking about?
647
00:29:24,314 --> 00:29:26,661
- I ran into my old
boyfriend from college.
648
00:29:26,695 --> 00:29:28,697
- That's excellent news.
649
00:29:28,732 --> 00:29:30,320
Tell your friends about me.
650
00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:32,391
- What? No! What
is wrong with you?
651
00:29:32,494 --> 00:29:33,806
This didn't work, okay?
652
00:29:33,841 --> 00:29:36,015
The wrong one asked me out and
653
00:29:36,050 --> 00:29:37,741
the right one is
with another woman,
654
00:29:37,845 --> 00:29:39,812
what is so good about that?
655
00:29:39,847 --> 00:29:42,401
- I don't exactly know
how the universe works,
656
00:29:42,504 --> 00:29:43,540
- Awesome
657
00:29:43,574 --> 00:29:44,990
- but I do know this.
658
00:29:45,024 --> 00:29:46,301
There's a reason
you ran into your
659
00:29:46,336 --> 00:29:48,131
ex ex after all this time.
660
00:29:48,165 --> 00:29:50,512
- Yeah. Because you fucked up.
661
00:29:50,547 --> 00:29:51,893
- Maybe.
662
00:29:51,997 --> 00:29:53,826
But maybe that's your destiny,
663
00:29:53,861 --> 00:29:56,311
and maybe my fuckup
wasn't a fuckup at all.
664
00:29:56,346 --> 00:29:59,176
- I know which guy I love, okay?
665
00:29:59,418 --> 00:30:01,178
- That's my Harvey.
666
00:30:01,213 --> 00:30:03,077
He's no fucking
prize, I'll tell 'ya.
667
00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:05,769
There's no guarantees in life,
668
00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:08,876
but if you're meant to
be with Ted it'll happen.
669
00:30:09,186 --> 00:30:10,532
- What about Patrick?
670
00:30:10,567 --> 00:30:11,671
- Who?
671
00:30:11,706 --> 00:30:13,673
- My ex ex, Patrick.
672
00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:15,158
- Ah, just ignore him.
673
00:30:15,192 --> 00:30:16,676
I'm sure he'll let it go.
674
00:30:16,711 --> 00:30:19,679
- He invited me to a party
675
00:30:19,714 --> 00:30:22,441
- You sent the
universe mixed signals,
676
00:30:22,544 --> 00:30:25,168
and you come here telling
me I fucked this up?
677
00:30:25,202 --> 00:30:27,066
- Okay, I had nothing to do,
it was on a Saturday night,
678
00:30:27,101 --> 00:30:29,586
- Oh this is no
good, no good at all.
679
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:31,415
- I don't know what
to do, what do I do?
680
00:30:31,450 --> 00:30:32,934
- If you're absolutely
certain you want
681
00:30:33,038 --> 00:30:35,247
this man out of
your life forever,
682
00:30:35,281 --> 00:30:37,559
there's only one way
to break the spell.
683
00:30:37,594 --> 00:30:39,596
You've gotta break his heart.
684
00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:40,700
- Patrick?
685
00:30:40,735 --> 00:30:42,702
- Let him move on.
686
00:30:42,737 --> 00:30:45,222
It's the only way.
687
00:30:45,257 --> 00:30:48,605
- I just don't think I
can do that to him again.
688
00:30:48,639 --> 00:30:49,571
- Want a beer?
689
00:30:49,606 --> 00:30:50,952
- Do you have some?
690
00:30:51,056 --> 00:30:53,610
- Here, it's on me.
691
00:31:02,584 --> 00:31:04,863
- Sweet right?
692
00:31:06,312 --> 00:31:08,452
- Um, hi, hello.
693
00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:10,282
- What do you think?
694
00:31:10,834 --> 00:31:12,146
- Um, it's cozy.
695
00:31:12,249 --> 00:31:13,802
- Yeah, totally.
696
00:31:13,837 --> 00:31:15,287
- Yeah.
697
00:31:15,321 --> 00:31:17,806
- Dude, you made it.
698
00:31:18,048 --> 00:31:19,739
- Of course, man.
699
00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:20,844
- How's it going, man?
700
00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:21,638
- Good. This is Mary.
701
00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:22,777
- Hi.
702
00:31:22,811 --> 00:31:24,675
- Hi, welcome, get in here.
703
00:31:24,779 --> 00:31:26,781
- Thank you, hi.
704
00:31:27,126 --> 00:31:29,508
I baked these for you.
705
00:31:29,611 --> 00:31:31,441
- Dude, did you
make hash brownies?
706
00:31:31,475 --> 00:31:32,683
- No.
707
00:31:32,787 --> 00:31:34,651
- Guys, Patrick's bitch
made hash brownies!
708
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,758
- No, no, there's
no drugs in them.
709
00:31:38,793 --> 00:31:41,589
I'm an attorney, I wouldn't
bake anything with drugs.
710
00:31:42,141 --> 00:31:44,523
- All right so listen, there
are kegs in the kitchen,
711
00:31:44,626 --> 00:31:45,869
weed on the table and
we still have at least
712
00:31:45,973 --> 00:31:49,114
eight hours to get
supremely fucked up!
713
00:31:49,769 --> 00:31:51,012
- Sounds
like a plan to me bro.
714
00:31:51,116 --> 00:31:52,703
- Okay, I'll see
you guys out there.
715
00:31:52,807 --> 00:31:54,671
- So how do you
know these guys again?
716
00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:56,811
- Actually
honorary frat member.
717
00:31:56,845 --> 00:31:59,434
Too old to become a real one.
718
00:31:59,469 --> 00:32:00,608
Sucks.
719
00:32:00,642 --> 00:32:01,781
- I see.
720
00:32:01,816 --> 00:32:02,817
- Let's grab some drinks.
721
00:32:02,851 --> 00:32:04,025
Kegs are in the back.
722
00:32:04,129 --> 00:32:05,647
- Good, yeah.
723
00:32:05,682 --> 00:32:07,995
Think I'm going to need one.
724
00:32:08,857 --> 00:32:10,204
Sorry.
725
00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:15,692
- Keg party is generally
reserved for college kids,
726
00:32:15,726 --> 00:32:18,005
but it shouldn't be, I mean
from a cost standpoint,
727
00:32:18,039 --> 00:32:21,491
it's actually really
a cheap way to party.
728
00:32:21,905 --> 00:32:24,873
- Yeah, I'm just going to
trust your math on that one.
729
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,360
- Oh, here's a brew for
you and one for your bitch.
730
00:32:28,394 --> 00:32:30,396
- She's not my bitch.
731
00:32:30,810 --> 00:32:32,640
- You're here with
someone else's bitch?
732
00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:35,712
- I'm trying to impress
this girl, okay?
733
00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:36,989
She's not like us.
734
00:32:37,024 --> 00:32:38,887
She's like high class.
735
00:32:39,716 --> 00:32:41,062
- Shit, yeah, I got you.
736
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,581
Yo, Mary.
737
00:32:42,684 --> 00:32:45,549
See that freshman, he just
got circumcised today.
738
00:32:46,033 --> 00:32:47,827
Yeah, he got this rash
from these skeezy chick
739
00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:49,829
and they had to
top his cheese off.
740
00:32:49,864 --> 00:32:51,590
What up?
741
00:32:54,593 --> 00:32:56,560
Yo Mary, you should
know that we all really
742
00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:58,528
look up to Pattycake over here.
743
00:32:58,562 --> 00:33:00,564
You know he could drive an
18-wheeler if he had to.
744
00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:01,531
- Yeah, I know.
745
00:33:01,565 --> 00:33:02,670
I saw it on his business card.
746
00:33:02,704 --> 00:33:04,327
- Oh, that card is so dope!
747
00:33:04,361 --> 00:33:05,569
- I like that card.
748
00:33:05,604 --> 00:33:07,606
- Card's so dope. Yeah.
749
00:33:08,227 --> 00:33:10,436
Um, so Jim, what are
you studying in school?
750
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:13,336
- Pre-law, but rapping's
my real passion,
751
00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:14,613
whichever one comes first.
752
00:33:14,716 --> 00:33:16,753
Actually you know what?
753
00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:18,410
Here, check this floor
right here all right.
754
00:33:18,444 --> 00:33:19,204
- I'll kick it with you.
755
00:33:19,238 --> 00:33:20,929
- Yeah, cool man.
756
00:33:21,171 --> 00:33:25,589
- Yo yo yo Mary
made me hash brownies
757
00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,798
I'm gonna eat them when
I smoke those trees
758
00:33:27,902 --> 00:33:29,593
Hopefully this shit will
bring me to my knees
759
00:33:29,628 --> 00:33:31,388
Because my flow is
dangerous like some
760
00:33:31,423 --> 00:33:32,700
What what?
761
00:33:32,734 --> 00:33:34,460
Disease!
762
00:33:35,461 --> 00:33:36,807
Yeah, that's what I'm
talking about man.
763
00:33:36,911 --> 00:33:37,705
- You're great.
764
00:33:37,739 --> 00:33:38,878
- Thanks.
765
00:33:38,913 --> 00:33:40,087
- Mary's a very
successful attorney.
766
00:33:40,121 --> 00:33:41,778
- Oh, no not really.
767
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:42,882
- No shit?
768
00:33:42,917 --> 00:33:44,263
Can I ask you something?
769
00:33:44,298 --> 00:33:45,609
- Sure.
770
00:33:45,644 --> 00:33:47,784
- So if I was traveling
like tomorrow and I got
771
00:33:47,818 --> 00:33:49,648
like three hits
of Ecstasy on me,
772
00:33:49,751 --> 00:33:52,651
would I got to jail
if I got caught?
773
00:33:52,754 --> 00:33:54,618
- Are you going
somewhere tomorrow, Jim?
774
00:33:54,653 --> 00:33:56,310
- How'd you know that?
775
00:33:56,413 --> 00:34:00,245
- Yeah, 100% you will
go to jail and I would
776
00:34:00,279 --> 00:34:02,454
be the first to prosecute you.
777
00:34:02,488 --> 00:34:03,834
- Fuck.
778
00:34:03,938 --> 00:34:05,077
Okay, cool.
779
00:34:05,112 --> 00:34:06,941
Well, hey, thank
you, nice meeting you
780
00:34:06,975 --> 00:34:08,667
holy shit.
781
00:34:08,770 --> 00:34:10,082
- Travel safe.
782
00:34:10,117 --> 00:34:12,843
- Yo, dude, ixnay
on the extasnay.
783
00:34:12,947 --> 00:34:14,811
- Oh man, he's a charmer.
784
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:16,571
- Think you
scared him straight.
785
00:34:16,606 --> 00:34:20,230
- Damn girl, what'd you
put in these brownies B?
786
00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:24,579
- Cocoa, sugar, flour, why?
787
00:34:24,614 --> 00:34:27,065
- Because we're so fucked up!
788
00:34:27,789 --> 00:34:30,344
Yo me and my boys are
trippin' on this shit.
789
00:34:31,034 --> 00:34:33,243
Yo I'm seein' lights, dog.
790
00:34:33,278 --> 00:34:35,280
- Those hash brownies
contain a high-powered
791
00:34:35,314 --> 00:34:37,661
LSD called purple haze.
792
00:34:38,006 --> 00:34:40,423
You're going to be up for
like three or four nights.
793
00:34:40,457 --> 00:34:42,632
- Yo everything's
so clear to me,
794
00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:45,013
like I'm surrounded
by clarity, you know,
795
00:34:45,048 --> 00:34:47,050
like it all makes sense, dog.
796
00:34:47,154 --> 00:34:49,639
- That is the power
of the purple haze.
797
00:34:49,673 --> 00:34:51,779
- What up!
798
00:34:51,813 --> 00:34:53,125
Yo yo yo, this shit's laced
799
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:56,715
with purple glaze mother fucker!
800
00:34:56,818 --> 00:34:58,165
Purple glaze!
801
00:34:58,199 --> 00:34:58,993
- Bottom's up!
802
00:34:59,027 --> 00:35:00,374
- Bottom's up!
803
00:35:09,831 --> 00:35:12,144
- What do you say?
804
00:35:13,697 --> 00:35:16,631
- Make love to me my wolf man?
805
00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:21,084
- Yes, that's my girl.
806
00:35:22,982 --> 00:35:25,053
That's my girl.
807
00:35:26,296 --> 00:35:29,989
Oh. Oh yeah.
808
00:35:32,751 --> 00:35:34,925
Oh yeah.
809
00:35:35,857 --> 00:35:38,066
Howl at that moon.
810
00:35:38,826 --> 00:35:40,759
That's right.
811
00:35:41,069 --> 00:35:42,864
Come on.
812
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,384
Hmm.
813
00:35:45,833 --> 00:35:46,765
Ha.
814
00:35:47,317 --> 00:35:48,594
Ho.
815
00:35:49,181 --> 00:35:50,838
Mmm.
816
00:35:51,079 --> 00:35:52,702
Ah.
817
00:35:54,842 --> 00:35:56,740
Oh.
818
00:36:00,399 --> 00:36:02,746
Oh!
819
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,695
- You good?
820
00:36:20,730 --> 00:36:22,594
- Is good.
821
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,150
- Back pocket, you ready?
822
00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:28,393
- The furthest one?
823
00:36:28,427 --> 00:36:29,635
- Are you ready for
this? Because I'm good.
824
00:36:29,739 --> 00:36:31,050
- I don't think you're
going to get it.
825
00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:33,191
- I'm so good I'm closing
my eyes, ready, one two
826
00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:35,089
Did it go? I heard it.
827
00:36:35,123 --> 00:36:36,297
- Not even close.
828
00:36:36,401 --> 00:36:38,196
- Woo!
829
00:36:38,437 --> 00:36:41,268
I am a married man,
I am a married man.
830
00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:45,133
- I am a single man,
I am a single man.
831
00:36:46,065 --> 00:36:48,240
- Is it bad that I took Viagra?
832
00:36:48,723 --> 00:36:50,725
- Yes! What?
833
00:36:51,174 --> 00:36:52,727
Way too early,
what are you doing?
834
00:36:52,762 --> 00:36:54,453
Way too early for that.
835
00:36:54,488 --> 00:36:55,385
- I didn't know.
836
00:36:55,420 --> 00:36:56,662
- You gotta time it right, man.
837
00:36:56,766 --> 00:36:57,939
What are you doing?
838
00:36:57,974 --> 00:36:59,251
You do it right before.
839
00:36:59,286 --> 00:37:00,977
- I thought you meant
right before the party.
840
00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:02,599
- No, no, right
before you do it.
841
00:37:02,634 --> 00:37:04,601
What are you thinking?
842
00:37:04,636 --> 00:37:06,741
You're going to walk around
here with a huge tent.
843
00:37:06,776 --> 00:37:07,915
- Hopefully.
844
00:37:07,949 --> 00:37:08,778
- No!
845
00:37:08,812 --> 00:37:09,606
Ah!
846
00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:10,642
Do you have anymore?
847
00:37:10,676 --> 00:37:12,333
- Yeah.
848
00:37:14,922 --> 00:37:16,786
Shit dude, I'm on the clock.
849
00:37:16,820 --> 00:37:18,028
- Yeah, go go.
850
00:37:18,132 --> 00:37:21,100
- Hey, we used to party here.
851
00:37:21,515 --> 00:37:24,345
What's the difference between
a boner and a Ferrari?
852
00:37:24,690 --> 00:37:27,659
I don't have a Ferrari!
853
00:37:29,316 --> 00:37:31,490
- Dude, you gotta play it cool.
854
00:37:32,319 --> 00:37:34,700
- What is wrong with you?
855
00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:37,013
Panoramic man.
856
00:37:37,047 --> 00:37:38,221
You shooting a whole video or
857
00:37:38,325 --> 00:37:39,360
spank bank here?
858
00:37:39,464 --> 00:37:41,466
- Yeah ABSB, always
be spankbanking.
859
00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,536
- Always be spankbanking.
860
00:37:42,639 --> 00:37:43,468
- Down and up.
861
00:37:43,502 --> 00:37:44,434
- Yeah, you're right.
862
00:37:44,469 --> 00:37:46,367
- Panther show. Selfie!
863
00:37:46,471 --> 00:37:49,232
We're just taking a
selfie, konnichiwa!
864
00:37:49,336 --> 00:37:50,682
- Of you.
865
00:37:51,027 --> 00:37:53,512
- We'll see you later.
866
00:37:54,306 --> 00:37:55,997
- What are you two
perverts doing here?
867
00:37:56,032 --> 00:37:57,551
- That's real nice, Sandra.
868
00:37:57,654 --> 00:37:59,173
It's been what
three, four years?
869
00:37:59,207 --> 00:38:00,726
Maybe a little, hey,
how you guys doing?
870
00:38:00,830 --> 00:38:02,314
Nice to see you.
871
00:38:02,349 --> 00:38:03,522
- You think we're perverts
just cause we're filming
872
00:38:03,557 --> 00:38:05,628
someone for masturbation?
873
00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:07,077
That's stupid.
874
00:38:07,181 --> 00:38:09,079
- Okay, yeah. Well I'm just
here to support my friend
875
00:38:09,183 --> 00:38:10,736
because I really
don't trust her around
876
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,738
these little college
grease balls.
877
00:38:12,842 --> 00:38:13,877
- Ease up, man. She's
here with Patrick.
878
00:38:13,912 --> 00:38:15,362
- Yeah, she's with
fucking Patrick.
879
00:38:15,396 --> 00:38:16,570
- Yeah I trust him
even less than the
880
00:38:16,673 --> 00:38:17,881
frat house grease balls.
881
00:38:17,916 --> 00:38:19,573
- Funny you mention that
because all I remember
882
00:38:19,676 --> 00:38:23,266
you doing for four years
was greasing college balls.
883
00:38:24,371 --> 00:38:25,889
- That's what I'm talking about.
884
00:38:25,924 --> 00:38:28,340
What was your name in college
again, do you remember?
885
00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:29,341
- I remember.
886
00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:30,066
- Yeah, what?
887
00:38:30,100 --> 00:38:30,860
- Football gobbler.
888
00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:32,240
- Football gobbler!
889
00:38:32,689 --> 00:38:34,691
- Just like the Cookie
Monster with testicles
890
00:38:34,726 --> 00:38:35,727
instead of cookies.
891
00:38:35,761 --> 00:38:38,074
Crumbs of testicles.
892
00:38:38,523 --> 00:38:39,662
- Yeah.
893
00:38:39,696 --> 00:38:41,940
- Oh that reminds me,
the university called
894
00:38:42,043 --> 00:38:44,563
they want all their sperm back.
895
00:38:45,392 --> 00:38:47,359
- Because you sucked it
out of all the balls.
896
00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:48,498
- Yeah.
897
00:38:48,533 --> 00:38:50,362
- It's funnier
when I explain it.
898
00:38:50,397 --> 00:38:52,088
- T is for testicles
and testicles are...
899
00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:55,022
- Are you here looking
for your kids or?
900
00:38:55,056 --> 00:38:56,575
- Are you looking
for your kids balls?
901
00:38:56,610 --> 00:38:58,888
- Oh, no! What are you doing?
902
00:38:58,922 --> 00:39:01,373
Stop talking about
kids balls ever!
903
00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:02,616
- It just came out.
904
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:03,720
- I'm worried about you.
905
00:39:03,755 --> 00:39:04,618
Seriously.
906
00:39:04,721 --> 00:39:05,619
- I'm sorry, it came out.
907
00:39:05,722 --> 00:39:06,861
- Don't say that, ever.
908
00:39:06,896 --> 00:39:09,312
What is it with you
and kid's balls.
909
00:39:09,692 --> 00:39:10,382
- Okay.
910
00:39:10,417 --> 00:39:11,901
- We'll drink later.
911
00:39:12,591 --> 00:39:13,523
I like her.
912
00:39:13,558 --> 00:39:14,697
- She's great.
- Yeah.
913
00:39:14,731 --> 00:39:17,216
- Sandra. Total whore.
914
00:39:19,874 --> 00:39:21,393
- Oh see, it was good.
915
00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:23,395
See she's good, she's
better than you.
916
00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:26,053
Oh my God, you made it, hi!
917
00:39:26,709 --> 00:39:28,124
- Yeah, hi.
918
00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:30,091
- Oh my God, look who it is.
919
00:39:30,126 --> 00:39:32,300
- Sandra, I didn't
think you'd show.
920
00:39:33,163 --> 00:39:34,441
- She's like a
little cherub because
921
00:39:34,475 --> 00:39:35,994
she's so cute with her cheeks.
922
00:39:36,097 --> 00:39:37,754
- Okay, yeah.
923
00:39:38,928 --> 00:39:40,619
Okay this party fucking blows,
924
00:39:40,654 --> 00:39:41,965
we need to go.
925
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,967
- But I'm having such a
good time, you will too.
926
00:39:44,002 --> 00:39:44,658
- Are you serious?
927
00:39:44,761 --> 00:39:45,797
- What?
928
00:39:45,831 --> 00:39:46,763
- These kids blow
in like two minutes,
929
00:39:46,798 --> 00:39:47,833
it's not worth my time.
930
00:39:47,937 --> 00:39:49,490
- Nathan and Rob are coming.
931
00:39:49,594 --> 00:39:51,837
- The pedophiles? In the foyer?
932
00:39:51,941 --> 00:39:54,081
- Sandra, okay, just
come for one hour
933
00:39:54,115 --> 00:39:55,979
and have one drink and
if you're not having
934
00:39:56,014 --> 00:39:58,361
a really really good
time in an hour then
935
00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:00,432
we'll totally go
home, I promise.
936
00:40:00,915 --> 00:40:03,090
- Did someone say shots?
937
00:40:03,124 --> 00:40:03,953
- Hey bro.
938
00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:05,575
- Finally, some service.
939
00:40:05,610 --> 00:40:08,164
- Jim, I see you met
the cock juggler.
940
00:40:09,441 --> 00:40:12,444
- Sorry, my friend,
he meant thunder cunt.
941
00:40:13,583 --> 00:40:15,654
- I'm sure there's a happy
medium there somewhere.
942
00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:17,449
- Cock
juggling thunder cunt!
943
00:40:18,692 --> 00:40:19,831
- Rob, I see your
Viagra's kicked in,
944
00:40:19,865 --> 00:40:21,798
did you pass by an
elementary school?
945
00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:22,489
- That's not funny!
946
00:40:23,662 --> 00:40:25,043
Dude, Patrick, that's
not fucking funny.
947
00:40:25,146 --> 00:40:26,596
- I told you not to
bring up the kid's balls.
948
00:40:26,631 --> 00:40:27,873
- Why would you have to, did
you say something to her?
949
00:40:27,977 --> 00:40:30,220
- Stop talking
about kid's balls.
950
00:40:30,324 --> 00:40:32,706
- Yo, yo, guys get in here,
grab a shot, let's go.
951
00:40:33,638 --> 00:40:35,156
- To the 30-somethings!
952
00:40:35,191 --> 00:40:37,642
- To
the 30-somethings!
953
00:40:37,676 --> 00:40:38,781
- I'm 21.
954
00:40:40,023 --> 00:40:41,784
- Seriously? Question for you,
955
00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:43,855
what are you watching
for porn these days?
956
00:40:43,889 --> 00:40:45,201
- Oh yeah, weirdest thing.
957
00:40:45,235 --> 00:40:47,237
I masturbate so much
I ran out of jizz.
958
00:40:47,341 --> 00:40:48,549
I just, I can't finish, yeah.
959
00:40:48,653 --> 00:40:50,309
- What the fuck
you talking, what?
960
00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:53,002
- Yeah I finish and my
dick just goes .
961
00:40:53,036 --> 00:40:53,727
- It coughs.
962
00:40:53,830 --> 00:40:54,693
- What?
963
00:40:54,728 --> 00:40:56,799
- It's like a turtle gagging.
964
00:40:56,833 --> 00:40:58,628
- It's like a
broken, I don't know.
965
00:41:15,024 --> 00:41:17,923
making it hotter
966
00:42:23,610 --> 00:42:25,888
- Look what we got here?
967
00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:28,338
- Good.
968
00:42:28,787 --> 00:42:30,996
- Here we go.
969
00:42:40,350 --> 00:42:41,282
- Hello.
970
00:42:41,317 --> 00:42:42,767
- We should play a game.
971
00:42:42,801 --> 00:42:44,941
- Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
972
00:42:44,976 --> 00:42:47,288
- Charades!
973
00:42:47,737 --> 00:42:50,671
- Hit us with something
good, not too easy.
974
00:42:50,775 --> 00:42:53,812
Oh shit, I've seen this.
975
00:42:54,744 --> 00:42:56,677
Striptease.
976
00:42:57,678 --> 00:42:59,749
- Showgirls?
977
00:42:59,784 --> 00:43:01,613
- It is Showgirls!
978
00:43:11,174 --> 00:43:14,557
Get the fuck out,
get the fuck out
979
00:43:15,006 --> 00:43:16,973
get the fuck out!
980
00:43:17,664 --> 00:43:19,873
Gimme a second.
981
00:43:20,632 --> 00:43:23,014
Get the fuck out.
982
00:43:23,566 --> 00:43:25,775
- Is this still charades?
983
00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:27,777
- Yeah, get the fuck out.
984
00:43:30,677 --> 00:43:32,679
Get the fuck out!
985
00:43:32,713 --> 00:43:34,853
- I don't understand
what's happening.
986
00:43:44,138 --> 00:43:45,588
- Get outta here!
987
00:43:45,692 --> 00:43:47,590
- I should go.
988
00:43:48,418 --> 00:43:51,732
- Oh yeah.
989
00:43:58,739 --> 00:44:01,984
Okay, okay.
990
00:44:10,233 --> 00:44:12,442
What are you doing?
991
00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:14,686
- Relax, I got this.
992
00:44:14,721 --> 00:44:16,861
- Get off, get out of here!
993
00:44:17,585 --> 00:44:18,863
- No, you get the fuck out.
994
00:44:18,897 --> 00:44:20,036
- Fucking get outta here!
995
00:44:20,071 --> 00:44:21,762
- Sorry.
996
00:44:27,837 --> 00:44:32,670
- I feel you, I feel
you, I feel you.
997
00:44:33,740 --> 00:44:36,087
- Don't look at me!
998
00:44:36,708 --> 00:44:38,848
You look that way.
999
00:45:20,925 --> 00:45:22,305
- Oh God.
1000
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:24,135
Oh God.
1001
00:45:24,687 --> 00:45:27,794
- I'm okay, I'm okay.
1002
00:45:35,802 --> 00:45:38,425
- Okay, we can do this.
1003
00:45:39,529 --> 00:45:42,670
Okay, yeah, that will work.
1004
00:45:43,913 --> 00:45:46,088
Oh that smells.
1005
00:45:48,504 --> 00:45:52,301
Keep going, I can fight
it, I can fight it.
1006
00:45:56,788 --> 00:45:59,653
- Oh shit.
1007
00:46:15,738 --> 00:46:18,327
- Patrick Nelson
investor relations.
1008
00:46:18,361 --> 00:46:20,743
Huh-uh, I don't know
about an amazing job
1009
00:46:20,847 --> 00:46:23,366
but I'm definitely getting
that stock to climb.
1010
00:46:23,401 --> 00:46:25,368
I'm pumping it, it's like
a roller coaster ride,
1011
00:46:25,403 --> 00:46:26,645
you gotta go up
before you go down.
1012
00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:29,717
Then you go down, what
are you doing dad?
1013
00:46:30,373 --> 00:46:31,754
- At the office it's Mr. Nelson.
1014
00:46:31,858 --> 00:46:33,031
- Nice to meet you Mr. Nelson.
1015
00:46:33,066 --> 00:46:35,033
My name is also Mr. Nelson.
1016
00:46:35,068 --> 00:46:37,518
- No, you'll go by your
first and middle name
1017
00:46:37,553 --> 00:46:38,899
around here.
1018
00:46:39,003 --> 00:46:40,038
I don't want everyone to
think I hired you because
1019
00:46:40,073 --> 00:46:42,523
of our familial relationship.
1020
00:46:42,558 --> 00:46:44,215
You got that, Patrick Michael?
1021
00:46:44,249 --> 00:46:45,699
- Mr. Nelson, don't you
think that big picture
1022
00:46:45,733 --> 00:46:47,494
of me behind your
desk gives it away?
1023
00:46:47,528 --> 00:46:48,909
- Don't be a smart ass,
I have to treat you
1024
00:46:49,013 --> 00:46:50,773
like all the other employees.
1025
00:46:50,877 --> 00:46:52,430
Mind you, if I treated
you like all the other
1026
00:46:52,533 --> 00:46:54,570
employees you
would have been out
1027
00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:56,365
on your ass three months ago.
1028
00:46:56,399 --> 00:46:57,780
- I get it.
1029
00:46:57,884 --> 00:46:59,195
- Probably wouldn't have
hired you in the first place.
1030
00:46:59,230 --> 00:47:00,610
- Said I got it.
1031
00:47:00,714 --> 00:47:02,267
- You gotta pump
those phone calls.
1032
00:47:02,371 --> 00:47:03,682
- Look, I gotta a
lot of work to do,
1033
00:47:03,717 --> 00:47:05,201
so if you don't mind?
1034
00:47:05,236 --> 00:47:07,617
- Did you get that life
insurance policy done yet?
1035
00:47:07,721 --> 00:47:08,860
- Yeah, I got it but
I don't know why.
1036
00:47:08,895 --> 00:47:10,344
I have no wife, no kids.
1037
00:47:10,379 --> 00:47:11,587
It's a three million dollar
policy and you've got
1038
00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:13,589
me as a beneficiary.
1039
00:47:13,623 --> 00:47:15,763
I said I got it, are you
trying to kill me or something?
1040
00:47:15,798 --> 00:47:16,903
- The way you've
been drinking I'm
1041
00:47:16,937 --> 00:47:18,387
going to cash in within a year,
1042
00:47:18,421 --> 00:47:21,183
no I'm not trying to
kill you, I love you kid,
1043
00:47:21,217 --> 00:47:24,117
just get some fucking work done.
1044
00:47:24,220 --> 00:47:25,428
Mr. Michael.
1045
00:47:25,463 --> 00:47:27,361
- Mr. Nelson, will do.
1046
00:47:29,363 --> 00:47:31,469
- I'm loving this place.
1047
00:47:31,572 --> 00:47:33,057
So romantic.
1048
00:47:33,402 --> 00:47:34,403
- Hmm.
1049
00:47:34,437 --> 00:47:36,646
- You take many girlfriend here?
1050
00:47:36,750 --> 00:47:38,614
- Every one.
1051
00:47:38,648 --> 00:47:40,961
- So I am girlfriend now!
1052
00:47:41,548 --> 00:47:43,757
- Natasha,
we've only been
1053
00:47:43,791 --> 00:47:46,656
together for two weeks.
1054
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,796
- What is point?
1055
00:47:48,831 --> 00:47:50,143
- That's 14 days.
1056
00:47:51,903 --> 00:47:54,630
Never mind. It's fine.
1057
00:47:55,044 --> 00:47:56,494
Have some bread.
1058
00:48:01,223 --> 00:48:03,156
- Excuses me.
1059
00:48:04,743 --> 00:48:06,745
- It's fine.
1060
00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:13,476
- I'll come back once
you've had a chance
1061
00:48:13,511 --> 00:48:15,754
to look over the menus.
1062
00:48:15,789 --> 00:48:18,309
Or whatever it is
that you do here, sir.
1063
00:48:18,343 --> 00:48:19,517
- Thank you, Gustavo.
1064
00:48:19,620 --> 00:48:21,001
- Sefton.
1065
00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:23,452
- He's rude.
1066
00:48:23,486 --> 00:48:25,523
- There's a lot of
issues going on there.
1067
00:48:25,626 --> 00:48:27,594
- Cheersies!
1068
00:48:27,628 --> 00:48:30,010
- It's cheers.
1069
00:48:30,873 --> 00:48:32,633
Cheers.
1070
00:48:32,668 --> 00:48:34,497
Before we do that, there's
something I'd like to tell you.
1071
00:48:34,532 --> 00:48:36,327
Put the glass down.
1072
00:48:36,361 --> 00:48:38,191
- I do something wrong again.
1073
00:48:38,294 --> 00:48:41,125
- Well, yes, but
that's not the point.
1074
00:48:42,609 --> 00:48:44,300
It really doesn't matter.
1075
00:48:44,335 --> 00:48:46,026
The reason I asked
you out here has to
1076
00:48:46,130 --> 00:48:49,892
do with our relationship.
1077
00:48:49,996 --> 00:48:53,344
- Oh, Ted! You asking
me to marry you?
1078
00:48:54,034 --> 00:48:55,311
- Excuse me?
1079
00:48:55,346 --> 00:48:57,313
- Because I say da, da, da!
1080
00:48:57,348 --> 00:48:58,728
I mean, I'm sorry, darling,
1081
00:48:58,832 --> 00:49:02,387
I say yes, yes, yes,
a thousand times yes!
1082
00:49:04,044 --> 00:49:06,667
- It's not a proposal,
she's making a mistake.
1083
00:49:06,702 --> 00:49:09,325
It's not a proposal,
stop clapping.
1084
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:11,396
It's not a proposal.
1085
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:12,880
What is wrong with you?
1086
00:49:12,915 --> 00:49:14,744
- I thought you want marry me.
1087
00:49:14,848 --> 00:49:16,298
- Natasha, I wouldn't
marry you if you were
1088
00:49:16,332 --> 00:49:19,025
the last woman on this planet.
1089
00:49:19,059 --> 00:49:21,993
You're as dumb as a brick
and have zero opinions.
1090
00:49:22,028 --> 00:49:24,202
It took me meeting
someone as painful to
1091
00:49:24,237 --> 00:49:27,516
be with as you to
realize what I had.
1092
00:49:27,550 --> 00:49:29,207
Because Mary was smart.
1093
00:49:29,242 --> 00:49:31,416
She could communicate.
1094
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:33,177
Can you spell that?
1095
00:49:33,211 --> 00:49:34,592
Not many people can.
1096
00:49:34,695 --> 00:49:36,180
Two m's.
1097
00:49:36,214 --> 00:49:39,735
What I'm trying to say is,
I'm breaking up with you.
1098
00:49:40,425 --> 00:49:42,565
No, no no, Natasha.
1099
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,671
We are different people.
1100
00:49:44,705 --> 00:49:46,362
I'm a fifth generation Rosen.
1101
00:49:46,397 --> 00:49:48,019
I'm a legacy.
1102
00:49:48,054 --> 00:49:50,953
You know, Donald
Trump, Ted Rosen.
1103
00:49:51,057 --> 00:49:52,713
You're a cocktail waitress,
1104
00:49:52,748 --> 00:49:55,199
you get tips for
having great tits.
1105
00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:01,170
Jesus.
1106
00:50:03,517 --> 00:50:05,174
Oh wow, perfect timing.
1107
00:50:05,209 --> 00:50:06,244
- Thank you, sir.
1108
00:50:06,279 --> 00:50:06,969
- You're enjoying this,
aren't you?
1109
00:50:07,073 --> 00:50:08,108
- No sir.
1110
00:50:08,212 --> 00:50:09,040
- You sure about that?
1111
00:50:09,075 --> 00:50:10,248
- Yes sir.
1112
00:50:10,283 --> 00:50:12,354
- Give me the fucking
thing, I'll do it.
1113
00:50:15,253 --> 00:50:17,704
Could you bring
me the check too?
1114
00:50:18,774 --> 00:50:20,362
Oh good, there's more.
1115
00:50:20,396 --> 00:50:22,743
- When we have sex, he only have
1116
00:50:22,778 --> 00:50:27,783
sl-ow sex on top of me.
1117
00:50:28,784 --> 00:50:30,958
And he has small penis.
1118
00:50:30,993 --> 00:50:32,788
So small.
1119
00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:36,205
- Okay, none of that is true.
1120
00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:38,000
Stop laughing, sir.
1121
00:50:38,311 --> 00:50:41,452
- Okay, so did you
break his heart yet?
1122
00:50:42,108 --> 00:50:44,662
- Okay, wait, so
how late are you?
1123
00:50:45,594 --> 00:50:47,285
- I told you, like four days.
1124
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,597
- What? Oh my God, Sandra.
1125
00:50:48,631 --> 00:50:51,220
Four days is
nothing, you're fine.
1126
00:50:51,255 --> 00:50:52,601
- I'm never late.
1127
00:50:52,635 --> 00:50:54,775
- Who did you do?
1128
00:50:54,810 --> 00:50:56,674
- Nathan.
1129
00:50:56,777 --> 00:50:58,503
And Rob.
1130
00:50:58,607 --> 00:51:00,229
- I thought you
hated Nathan and Rob.
1131
00:51:00,264 --> 00:51:01,748
- I do, I can't stand them.
1132
00:51:01,782 --> 00:51:03,232
- So you have a
threesome with them.
1133
00:51:03,267 --> 00:51:04,785
- All right listen bitch.
1134
00:51:04,820 --> 00:51:06,477
I was at a shitty
frat house party,
1135
00:51:06,511 --> 00:51:07,823
they were the only
ones even close
1136
00:51:07,857 --> 00:51:09,169
to my age and I was
completely fucking wasted,
1137
00:51:09,273 --> 00:51:11,033
I really don't see
what the big deal is.
1138
00:51:11,137 --> 00:51:14,795
- Ever heard of a condom?
1139
00:51:14,830 --> 00:51:16,176
- Shut up.
1140
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,108
- You know you two are
supposed to be my friends,
1141
00:51:17,143 --> 00:51:18,316
how about some fucking advice?
1142
00:51:18,351 --> 00:51:19,628
- Okay, sorry.
1143
00:51:19,662 --> 00:51:22,320
It's a lot to take in, okay?
1144
00:51:22,803 --> 00:51:26,497
- Like literally, it
is a lot to take in.
1145
00:51:26,807 --> 00:51:28,119
Two penises.
1146
00:51:28,154 --> 00:51:30,294
Two.
1147
00:51:30,328 --> 00:51:33,814
- What you've never been DP'd?
1148
00:51:33,849 --> 00:51:35,437
- That's you.
1149
00:51:35,471 --> 00:51:37,680
- Double penetration?
1150
00:51:37,715 --> 00:51:38,716
- No.
1151
00:51:38,819 --> 00:51:39,682
- What about a threesome?
1152
00:51:39,717 --> 00:51:40,890
- No.
1153
00:51:40,994 --> 00:51:42,616
- I mean I've never,
1154
00:51:42,651 --> 00:51:43,790
I haven't had a threesome.
1155
00:51:43,824 --> 00:51:45,550
- Are you fucking kidding me?
1156
00:51:45,654 --> 00:51:47,725
Okay, everyone has
had a threesome.
1157
00:51:47,828 --> 00:51:49,727
- No, not me, you're a freak.
1158
00:51:49,830 --> 00:51:51,625
- Whatever.
1159
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:53,351
Until you take one in the
pink and one in the stink,
1160
00:51:53,386 --> 00:51:55,008
don't judge me.
1161
00:51:55,042 --> 00:51:58,356
- Okay, so just assuming
that you're pregnant,
1162
00:51:58,391 --> 00:51:59,875
which you are totally not,
1163
00:51:59,909 --> 00:52:02,464
do you know who's it is?
1164
00:52:08,849 --> 00:52:10,541
Sandra?
1165
00:52:14,338 --> 00:52:17,168
- Okay, if she's pregnant
it's definitely yours, Nips.
1166
00:52:17,203 --> 00:52:18,687
- Bullshit!
1167
00:52:18,721 --> 00:52:20,999
- How do you know she's preggos?
1168
00:52:21,034 --> 00:52:22,518
- She called me.
1169
00:52:22,553 --> 00:52:24,244
- Yeah, she called me too, K?
1170
00:52:24,348 --> 00:52:25,694
My fucking wife
answered the phone.
1171
00:52:25,728 --> 00:52:28,869
This chick is going to
ruin my whole marriage.
1172
00:52:29,215 --> 00:52:30,664
- And, why are we here?
1173
00:52:30,699 --> 00:52:32,563
- Because Rob and
I are stressed.
1174
00:52:32,597 --> 00:52:33,598
I come here all
the time anyways,
1175
00:52:33,702 --> 00:52:34,875
but I thought you two could
1176
00:52:34,910 --> 00:52:36,670
use a little yoga.
1177
00:52:36,705 --> 00:52:38,534
And Ludwig's the best
instructor in town.
1178
00:52:38,569 --> 00:52:39,225
- Great call.
1179
00:52:39,259 --> 00:52:40,916
- Thank you.
- Respect.
1180
00:52:40,950 --> 00:52:42,262
- Why do you think it's Rob's?
1181
00:52:42,366 --> 00:52:44,885
- Because I only
fucked her in the ass!
1182
00:52:45,679 --> 00:52:46,956
Sorry.
1183
00:52:47,371 --> 00:52:48,510
- Rob fucked her in the pussy,
1184
00:52:48,544 --> 00:52:49,683
I didn't even touch the front.
1185
00:52:49,718 --> 00:52:51,202
- That is bullshit!
1186
00:52:51,237 --> 00:52:52,548
- No, it's not bullshit.
1187
00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:53,894
- Guess what, Einstein,
1188
00:52:53,929 --> 00:52:55,137
everybody knows that
when you're DP-ing a girl
1189
00:52:55,241 --> 00:52:57,381
sometimes the jizz
comes out of the ass
1190
00:52:57,415 --> 00:52:58,727
and goes into the pussy.
1191
00:52:58,761 --> 00:52:59,728
- What?
1192
00:52:59,762 --> 00:53:00,522
- That is a fact.
1193
00:53:00,556 --> 00:53:01,592
Look it up, look it up.
1194
00:53:01,626 --> 00:53:02,627
No, it's science.
1195
00:53:02,731 --> 00:53:03,594
- That is not science.
1196
00:53:03,628 --> 00:53:04,871
- Yeah, gravity, Isaac Newton.
1197
00:53:04,905 --> 00:53:06,459
- A jizz didn't fall on
his head, an apple did.
1198
00:53:06,562 --> 00:53:07,529
- Yeah, you're an idiot.
1199
00:53:07,563 --> 00:53:08,702
Google, asshole!
1200
00:53:08,737 --> 00:53:09,910
- The only way it
could possible happen
1201
00:53:09,945 --> 00:53:11,360
is if we were in space.
1202
00:53:11,395 --> 00:53:12,119
And then there's no
gravity so it floated up.
1203
00:53:12,154 --> 00:53:13,569
There's no fracking way.
1204
00:53:13,604 --> 00:53:14,950
It's too viscous, it doesn't
float down the taint.
1205
00:53:14,984 --> 00:53:16,607
- Isaac Newton.
1206
00:53:16,641 --> 00:53:17,815
- Yeah Isaac Newton
never did a DP
1207
00:53:17,918 --> 00:53:20,231
and if he did he would
say science proves a DP
1208
00:53:20,266 --> 00:53:22,613
can't make you
pregnant. In the ass.
1209
00:53:22,647 --> 00:53:24,753
- You guys Dp'd her?
1210
00:53:24,787 --> 00:53:26,651
That's awesome, man.
1211
00:53:27,652 --> 00:53:28,757
- Who cares? We're in the middle
1212
00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:30,552
of a fucking
pregnancy scare here.
1213
00:53:30,586 --> 00:53:32,450
- She's going to
have her period dude,
1214
00:53:32,485 --> 00:53:33,900
this happens all the time.
1215
00:53:33,934 --> 00:53:38,663
- No, no, I saw this
exact thing on Springer.
1216
00:53:39,181 --> 00:53:41,183
She's going to sue
me for child support,
1217
00:53:41,287 --> 00:53:42,598
my wife is going to divorce me,
1218
00:53:42,633 --> 00:53:43,910
and then guess what?
1219
00:53:43,944 --> 00:53:46,153
I get to pay for three
of these little fuckers!
1220
00:53:46,188 --> 00:53:47,776
- You are a monster.
1221
00:53:47,810 --> 00:53:49,950
- I love my babies, they
mean everything to me.
1222
00:53:49,985 --> 00:53:52,263
I will fucking break you!
1223
00:53:52,298 --> 00:53:53,989
Yeah, you sit on your
little fucking mat.
1224
00:53:54,023 --> 00:53:54,955
- He's very charming.
1225
00:53:54,990 --> 00:53:57,786
- Namaste everyone!
1226
00:53:58,131 --> 00:54:02,653
I would like us all to look
into our centers today.
1227
00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:07,485
I see we have a few
new faces with us.
1228
00:54:08,486 --> 00:54:10,350
What are your names?
1229
00:54:10,454 --> 00:54:13,353
- My name's Rob, sorry
about the outburst.
1230
00:54:13,698 --> 00:54:15,666
- And I'm Patrick.
1231
00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,806
- Well, Patrick I take
it from your t-shirt
1232
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,430
you are referring to
having a large endowment.
1233
00:54:21,706 --> 00:54:22,845
- Yeah.
1234
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:24,778
It's just a t-shirt.
1235
00:54:24,813 --> 00:54:28,817
- There is plenty of false
advertising in this world.
1236
00:54:29,127 --> 00:54:32,648
Proof is in the vision.
1237
00:54:32,890 --> 00:54:36,065
As demonstrated
beautifully by Nathan's
1238
00:54:36,169 --> 00:54:39,621
impressive girth
in those shorts.
1239
00:54:39,862 --> 00:54:41,623
Congratulations, Nathan.
1240
00:54:41,657 --> 00:54:42,693
- Thank you.
1241
00:54:42,727 --> 00:54:44,039
- Let us continue.
1242
00:54:44,073 --> 00:54:48,043
We are all creatures
of toxins, so let us
1243
00:54:48,077 --> 00:54:52,185
relieve those poisons today!
1244
00:54:52,634 --> 00:54:53,704
Ya?
1245
00:54:53,738 --> 00:54:55,464
- Ya.
1246
00:54:55,637 --> 00:54:56,327
- Ah, hear the footsteps?
1247
00:54:56,362 --> 00:54:57,086
- Yeah.
1248
00:54:57,397 --> 00:54:58,916
- Jenny, Jenny, Jenny,
1249
00:54:59,019 --> 00:55:02,333
I would like to help
you with your chakra.
1250
00:55:03,196 --> 00:55:06,475
Yes, yes, yes, yeah, yeah
1251
00:55:06,820 --> 00:55:11,169
oh yeah, okay Jenny.
1252
00:55:12,723 --> 00:55:15,035
- Is he supposed
to be doing that?
1253
00:55:15,070 --> 00:55:17,348
- Oh yeah, he's a real yoga.
1254
00:55:17,762 --> 00:55:21,697
- You're
doing fantastic!
1255
00:55:21,939 --> 00:55:25,011
I can feel your center
from across the room
1256
00:55:25,045 --> 00:55:27,531
when I watch you.
1257
00:55:29,947 --> 00:55:31,742
- Pretty sure that's illegal.
1258
00:55:31,776 --> 00:55:33,882
- He did it to me last
week, it was great.
1259
00:55:35,124 --> 00:55:40,129
- Ah, good good good good.
1260
00:55:41,855 --> 00:55:43,754
- Thank you master Ludwig.
1261
00:55:44,064 --> 00:55:46,584
- I would like to
continue the glimpse
1262
00:55:46,619 --> 00:55:51,624
I gave you last week into
the tantric art of mugashi.
1263
00:55:53,798 --> 00:55:55,697
- Dude, you're
going to love this.
1264
00:55:55,973 --> 00:55:59,148
- Gentlemen, into your
mugashi positions please.
1265
00:55:59,425 --> 00:56:01,772
- First timers
here, Master Ludwig.
1266
00:56:01,806 --> 00:56:03,601
What is mugashi?
1267
00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:08,157
- Mugashi is the tantric
art of performing
1268
00:56:08,261 --> 00:56:11,298
fellatio on one's self.
1269
00:56:12,438 --> 00:56:15,061
- You mean, sucking
your own dick?
1270
00:56:15,613 --> 00:56:19,721
- If you must use such
a vulgar term, yes.
1271
00:56:20,446 --> 00:56:23,449
Just try to follow
along with an open mind.
1272
00:56:23,759 --> 00:56:25,382
- Okay.
1273
00:56:26,313 --> 00:56:27,901
You're actually doing it?
1274
00:56:27,936 --> 00:56:29,558
- Yeah, why the hell not?
1275
00:56:29,593 --> 00:56:31,422
It's not like I'm
getting laid at home.
1276
00:56:31,457 --> 00:56:34,252
Shit might come in handy.
1277
00:56:39,188 --> 00:56:40,811
- I just wish I was
a squirter so I could
1278
00:56:40,845 --> 00:56:42,468
come right back in his face.
1279
00:56:42,502 --> 00:56:44,193
I tell him all the
time, neck down.
1280
00:56:44,297 --> 00:56:47,127
- Jesus Christ, Becky
this is a public space.
1281
00:56:47,162 --> 00:56:49,267
- Remember the guy
who came in my eye?
1282
00:56:49,302 --> 00:56:50,476
Squirt!
1283
00:56:50,510 --> 00:56:51,649
- See you're a
squirter, do you squirt?
1284
00:56:51,684 --> 00:56:52,857
Are you a squirter?
1285
00:56:52,961 --> 00:56:54,445
- Oh my God, I need
some new friends.
1286
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,585
I really do, you guys are
like a bunch of frat boys.
1287
00:56:56,620 --> 00:56:58,829
- Okay could you know
talk about frat boys?
1288
00:56:58,863 --> 00:57:01,452
Or frat parties?
Or frat anything?
1289
00:57:01,487 --> 00:57:03,972
- Sandra, are you
jerking a frataccino?
1290
00:57:05,836 --> 00:57:07,976
- Mary!
1291
00:57:08,010 --> 00:57:09,322
Hey.
1292
00:57:09,356 --> 00:57:10,392
- Oh my God, what do I do?
1293
00:57:10,496 --> 00:57:11,704
- Go talk to him.
1294
00:57:11,807 --> 00:57:13,291
- No, you need to walk
away, you gotta walk,
1295
00:57:13,326 --> 00:57:14,638
like this, he won't see us.
1296
00:57:14,672 --> 00:57:15,604
- I can't do that.
1297
00:57:15,639 --> 00:57:16,812
- Yes, you can.
- No--
1298
00:57:16,847 --> 00:57:18,193
Go talk to him.
1299
00:57:18,227 --> 00:57:19,470
- No!
1300
00:57:19,505 --> 00:57:20,229
- I'm just going to
go see what he wants.
1301
00:57:20,333 --> 00:57:21,368
- No! No!
1302
00:57:21,403 --> 00:57:23,060
- Go, go!
1303
00:57:31,309 --> 00:57:33,380
- How've you been?
1304
00:57:33,415 --> 00:57:35,348
- Good, I guess.
1305
00:57:35,555 --> 00:57:37,902
Good as I can be.
1306
00:57:39,041 --> 00:57:41,906
- I'm really sorry
about that, Mary.
1307
00:57:42,010 --> 00:57:43,632
I never meant to hurt you.
1308
00:57:43,667 --> 00:57:47,049
- God, Ted, such
bullshit and you know it.
1309
00:57:47,084 --> 00:57:50,259
- Look I was going through
some of my own stuff, you know?
1310
00:57:50,363 --> 00:57:52,814
Work was getting to me.
1311
00:57:52,848 --> 00:57:57,991
And to be honest, I was worried
that I didn't deserve you.
1312
00:57:58,026 --> 00:57:59,648
Okay and look, things
are going so well
1313
00:57:59,683 --> 00:58:01,512
and it scared me.
1314
00:58:01,547 --> 00:58:03,583
- You were scared that
things were going so well.
1315
00:58:03,687 --> 00:58:05,827
- Look you're not a guy, you
don't understand how we think.
1316
00:58:05,861 --> 00:58:07,173
We think that if
things are perfect
1317
00:58:07,207 --> 00:58:09,002
then there's got to
be something wrong.
1318
00:58:09,037 --> 00:58:10,210
- It's so random
that they just ran
1319
00:58:10,245 --> 00:58:12,074
into each other
like this, right?
1320
00:58:13,662 --> 00:58:16,389
- Yeah, totally random.
1321
00:58:18,115 --> 00:58:19,910
- Wait a minute.
1322
00:58:20,358 --> 00:58:22,395
Did you set this up?
1323
00:58:22,429 --> 00:58:24,708
- Of course I set this up.
1324
00:58:24,742 --> 00:58:26,468
Do you want our best
friend to end up
1325
00:58:26,572 --> 00:58:28,435
with a loser like Patrick?
1326
00:58:28,470 --> 00:58:29,540
- You know what, Sandra?
1327
00:58:29,575 --> 00:58:30,955
You are a bitch.
1328
00:58:31,059 --> 00:58:34,752
And just because you're
all dark and lonely inside,
1329
00:58:34,787 --> 00:58:37,859
doesn't mean everyone
else has to be, okay?
1330
00:58:37,893 --> 00:58:39,585
Go fuck yourself.
1331
00:58:41,932 --> 00:58:44,555
And kiss my ass.
1332
00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:47,731
- What about that other woman?
1333
00:58:47,765 --> 00:58:50,423
- Who? Natasha?
1334
00:58:50,457 --> 00:58:52,563
- I don't know if
Natasha's her name
1335
00:58:52,598 --> 00:58:55,152
- Babe, that's history.
1336
00:58:56,325 --> 00:58:58,569
You're my soulmate.
1337
00:58:58,604 --> 00:58:59,605
The one person that
I'm meant to spend
1338
00:58:59,639 --> 00:59:01,641
the rest of my life with.
1339
00:59:01,745 --> 00:59:02,884
Sometimes it takes
a while for a guy
1340
00:59:02,918 --> 00:59:05,576
to realize who he's
meant to be with.
1341
00:59:05,611 --> 00:59:07,820
But I'm meant to
be with you, honey.
1342
00:59:07,923 --> 00:59:09,476
Come here.
1343
00:59:09,511 --> 00:59:12,169
I love you, baby,
I've always loved you.
1344
00:59:12,272 --> 00:59:14,585
I made a mistake.
1345
00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:16,587
Okay, I made a huge mistake.
1346
00:59:16,622 --> 00:59:19,072
- You made a colossal mistake.
1347
00:59:19,107 --> 00:59:22,835
- But I want to spend
forever making up for it.
1348
00:59:39,368 --> 00:59:40,922
- What the
hell is wrong with you?
1349
00:59:40,956 --> 00:59:42,786
- What kind of answer
are you looking for here?
1350
00:59:42,820 --> 00:59:45,651
- I just can't believe you
failed so spectacularly.
1351
00:59:45,685 --> 00:59:48,550
I mean who gets
rejected for alcoholism?
1352
00:59:48,654 --> 00:59:50,759
What are you a
full-blown drunk now?
1353
00:59:50,794 --> 00:59:52,519
- I had a few drinks
the night before.
1354
00:59:52,554 --> 00:59:54,383
- You can't go out
drinking the night before.
1355
00:59:54,487 --> 00:59:55,557
- I only had a few.
1356
00:59:55,661 --> 00:59:56,627
- A few?
1357
00:59:56,662 --> 01:00:00,182
Your blood alcohol level was .4
1358
01:00:00,458 --> 01:00:02,495
- They were doubled.
1359
01:00:02,529 --> 01:00:06,395
- And your sample was
a deep yellow color
1360
01:00:06,499 --> 01:00:09,502
and had almost lost
its liquid form.
1361
01:00:09,536 --> 01:00:11,159
- It was like honey
in the piss cup.
1362
01:00:11,193 --> 01:00:12,470
It was really weird, actually.
1363
01:00:12,505 --> 01:00:15,232
- They were surprised
you were alive.
1364
01:00:15,335 --> 01:00:19,788
- Okay, Mr. Nelson, I'm sorry.
1365
01:00:20,962 --> 01:00:23,481
What can I do to
make it up to you?
1366
01:00:23,516 --> 01:00:25,691
- You know you sit around
here, dicking around,
1367
01:00:25,725 --> 01:00:27,589
all day long.
1368
01:00:27,693 --> 01:00:31,248
I ask you to do one
thing. One thing.
1369
01:00:31,869 --> 01:00:34,803
And as much as it
pains me to do this,
1370
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:38,358
you're fired.
1371
01:00:38,842 --> 01:00:41,672
- Yeah.
1372
01:00:42,915 --> 01:00:45,227
- You're fired.
1373
01:00:54,098 --> 01:00:58,827
- Check the flow, check the flow
1374
01:01:03,901 --> 01:01:06,524
- We'll just need a few minutes.
1375
01:01:06,766 --> 01:01:08,526
- Sorry.
1376
01:01:10,390 --> 01:01:13,221
Some fancy place.
1377
01:01:13,255 --> 01:01:14,463
Check out all the suits,
1378
01:01:14,567 --> 01:01:16,258
looks like my dad's
office or some shit.
1379
01:01:16,293 --> 01:01:19,745
- Yeah, lot of, finance
people come here.
1380
01:01:22,230 --> 01:01:25,716
- I forgot to tell you,
you look beautiful.
1381
01:01:25,751 --> 01:01:27,718
- Thank you.
1382
01:01:27,753 --> 01:01:29,755
You look really nice.
1383
01:01:29,789 --> 01:01:30,721
- Really?
1384
01:01:30,756 --> 01:01:31,722
- Hmm-mm.
1385
01:01:31,757 --> 01:01:33,620
- Cause I feel like a nerd.
1386
01:01:33,655 --> 01:01:34,760
I can't remember the
last time I wore a shirt
1387
01:01:34,794 --> 01:01:36,313
with an actual collar.
1388
01:01:36,416 --> 01:01:37,901
You know you can
put a blazer over
1389
01:01:37,935 --> 01:01:39,799
almost anything and
people actually think
you're dressed up.
1390
01:01:39,903 --> 01:01:42,768
- Oh yeah, even
an Anvil t-shirt?
1391
01:01:44,045 --> 01:01:46,772
Sorry, I didn't
mean it like that.
1392
01:01:46,806 --> 01:01:48,739
- No, I understand.
1393
01:01:48,774 --> 01:01:52,778
I mean that well but why
does that define a person?
1394
01:01:52,812 --> 01:01:55,056
You're not your fucking khakis!
1395
01:01:55,090 --> 01:01:58,507
It's straight from Fight Club.
1396
01:01:58,611 --> 01:02:00,440
Awesome flick.
1397
01:02:01,579 --> 01:02:04,444
- I don't know what to say.
1398
01:02:04,479 --> 01:02:06,584
- Patrick I have
really, really enjoyed
1399
01:02:06,619 --> 01:02:09,311
spending time with you again.
1400
01:02:09,346 --> 01:02:11,624
- Me too.
1401
01:02:12,418 --> 01:02:15,801
I actually think I'm falling
for you all over again.
1402
01:02:17,664 --> 01:02:20,944
- That's actually what I
wanted to talk to you about.
1403
01:02:21,461 --> 01:02:25,776
I ran into my ex-boyfriend, Ted.
1404
01:02:26,156 --> 01:02:27,951
- The guy who broke your heart?
1405
01:02:27,985 --> 01:02:30,643
- Yeah, that guy.
1406
01:02:30,677 --> 01:02:32,265
It was really weird,
we just kinda bumped
1407
01:02:32,300 --> 01:02:33,508
into each other on
the street, and...
1408
01:02:33,542 --> 01:02:34,716
- Cool story.
1409
01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:36,614
- He said he wanted me back.
1410
01:02:36,649 --> 01:02:40,480
He said he'd made a
huge, huge mistake.
1411
01:02:40,722 --> 01:02:42,793
- Sounds like he's lonely
and needs to get laid.
1412
01:02:42,828 --> 01:02:44,346
- I think he really loves me.
1413
01:02:44,381 --> 01:02:45,692
- He dumped your ass
cold after two years,
1414
01:02:45,727 --> 01:02:47,694
how can you possibly
think he still loves you?
1415
01:02:47,729 --> 01:02:50,145
- Because he gave me this.
1416
01:02:53,839 --> 01:02:55,564
- That's on your finger.
1417
01:02:55,668 --> 01:02:58,050
- We're going to get married.
1418
01:02:58,153 --> 01:03:01,156
- Fuck.
1419
01:03:01,191 --> 01:03:03,193
I didn't think this
was going to happen,
1420
01:03:03,227 --> 01:03:04,642
but you broke my heart again.
1421
01:03:04,677 --> 01:03:08,232
- Patrick, I never
meant to hurt you.
1422
01:03:08,336 --> 01:03:09,544
- You know there's
a difference between
1423
01:03:09,578 --> 01:03:11,235
saying that and doing it?
1424
01:03:11,339 --> 01:03:13,755
- Look you are a great guy.
1425
01:03:13,859 --> 01:03:17,724
It's just Ted and I
have so much in common.
1426
01:03:17,759 --> 01:03:20,210
- And I'm just a lazy kid
who works for his dad, right?
1427
01:03:20,244 --> 01:03:21,694
Maybe I am.
1428
01:03:21,728 --> 01:03:23,834
So what?
1429
01:03:23,869 --> 01:03:26,388
I can improve.
1430
01:03:26,423 --> 01:03:28,597
But Ted will always
be an asshole.
1431
01:03:28,701 --> 01:03:30,841
- Patrick
1432
01:03:30,876 --> 01:03:34,603
- I want you to be
happy, I mean that.
1433
01:03:50,378 --> 01:03:51,862
refusing to grow up
1434
01:03:51,897 --> 01:03:54,347
about finding love
1435
01:03:54,382 --> 01:03:56,729
fucked up in his ways
1436
01:03:56,763 --> 01:03:59,180
there'll be better days
1437
01:03:59,214 --> 01:04:01,803
cause he's a fucking prick
1438
01:04:01,907 --> 01:04:04,288
and hides a tiny dick
1439
01:04:04,392 --> 01:04:06,773
gotta go your own way
1440
01:04:06,808 --> 01:04:09,224
going to lead you astray
1441
01:04:11,813 --> 01:04:15,575
- Yo, marry a girl named
Mary, that's trippy dog.
1442
01:04:15,610 --> 01:04:17,094
- Yah
1443
01:04:17,129 --> 01:04:18,751
- Shit.
1444
01:04:22,479 --> 01:04:25,654
- What do you think about
the first day of spring?
1445
01:04:25,758 --> 01:04:28,865
I mean the leaves are
out, birds are chirping.
1446
01:04:30,418 --> 01:04:31,798
Ted?
1447
01:04:32,627 --> 01:04:34,215
Ted?
1448
01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:35,423
Ted?
1449
01:04:35,768 --> 01:04:37,321
- What?
1450
01:04:37,632 --> 01:04:40,946
Jesus Christ, Mary,
I'm working here.
1451
01:04:40,980 --> 01:04:42,119
- First day of spring?
1452
01:04:42,154 --> 01:04:44,742
- What about it?
1453
01:04:44,777 --> 01:04:46,468
- To get married.
1454
01:04:46,503 --> 01:04:48,056
- It's not going to work for me.
1455
01:04:48,091 --> 01:04:49,264
I have a huge
conference around then,
1456
01:04:49,299 --> 01:04:51,094
I can't miss it, sorry.
1457
01:04:51,473 --> 01:04:54,062
- Ted, this is really
important to me.
1458
01:04:56,064 --> 01:04:57,583
- What?
1459
01:04:57,617 --> 01:05:00,068
- I said this is
important to me.
1460
01:05:00,655 --> 01:05:02,760
I want our wedding
day to be special.
1461
01:05:02,795 --> 01:05:05,142
- Baby, I love you.
1462
01:05:05,177 --> 01:05:06,972
But I really don't
have time to deal
1463
01:05:07,006 --> 01:05:08,352
with this right now, okay?
1464
01:05:08,456 --> 01:05:10,768
I've gotta prep for tomorrow.
1465
01:05:13,357 --> 01:05:16,015
- Don't you want
it to be special?
1466
01:05:16,119 --> 01:05:18,776
- Of course I want
it to be special.
1467
01:05:18,984 --> 01:05:21,503
But honey, this wedding
stuff is your area.
1468
01:05:21,538 --> 01:05:24,127
Just clear the cost with
me and I'll be good.
1469
01:05:24,161 --> 01:05:26,646
But I can't do spring,
even with the birds
1470
01:05:26,681 --> 01:05:28,545
chirping and everything else.
1471
01:05:28,648 --> 01:05:31,789
Tell you what, why
don't we do it sooner?
1472
01:05:32,825 --> 01:05:33,722
I mean there's no
point in waiting any
1473
01:05:33,826 --> 01:05:36,035
longer than we have to, right?
1474
01:05:36,139 --> 01:05:37,416
- Okay.
1475
01:05:37,450 --> 01:05:38,106
- Yeah?
1476
01:05:38,141 --> 01:05:38,900
- Yeah.
1477
01:05:39,004 --> 01:05:40,729
Okay, sooner.
1478
01:05:40,833 --> 01:05:41,558
- Good.
1479
01:05:41,661 --> 01:05:42,869
We'll do it sooner.
1480
01:05:42,904 --> 01:05:44,492
Look how happy you are.
1481
01:05:44,526 --> 01:05:46,804
Eh? That didn't take a lot.
1482
01:07:10,647 --> 01:07:11,786
- They go
really well together.
1483
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:12,580
- Together?
1484
01:07:12,614 --> 01:07:14,754
- Hey, yo Mary!
1485
01:07:14,789 --> 01:07:17,826
- Hey! Jim, right?
1486
01:07:17,930 --> 01:07:19,621
- Yeah.
1487
01:07:20,588 --> 01:07:22,728
This is my girl, Tracy.
1488
01:07:22,762 --> 01:07:24,143
- Hi, nice to meet you.
1489
01:07:24,247 --> 01:07:27,112
- This is Ted,
Ted is my fiancee.
1490
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,667
- Oh yo, that's why
Patrick's so bummed.
1491
01:07:30,770 --> 01:07:32,462
- Who's Patrick?
1492
01:07:32,496 --> 01:07:34,981
- Oh, Patrick he's,
he's just a friend.
1493
01:07:35,016 --> 01:07:36,431
- Oh, great.
1494
01:07:36,466 --> 01:07:39,779
So real, real nice
place you got here.
1495
01:07:39,814 --> 01:07:41,678
Right?
1496
01:07:42,127 --> 01:07:43,818
So tell me some
things, Jim, right?
1497
01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:45,095
- Yeah.
1498
01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:46,545
- What do you want to
do with your life, Jim?
1499
01:07:46,579 --> 01:07:47,235
I mean other than sitting
on the front porch
1500
01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:49,582
and you know.
1501
01:07:49,617 --> 01:07:50,411
Right?
1502
01:07:51,481 --> 01:07:52,861
I saw that.
1503
01:07:52,965 --> 01:07:55,001
- As I told Mary earlier,
I'm actually in pre-law,
1504
01:07:55,036 --> 01:07:57,625
but you know, rapping's
my real passion.
1505
01:07:57,659 --> 01:07:58,660
You know dropping a beat?
1506
01:07:58,695 --> 01:07:59,765
- No shit?
1507
01:07:59,799 --> 01:08:00,766
For real?
1508
01:08:00,800 --> 01:08:02,008
- Yeah he's good.
1509
01:08:02,043 --> 01:08:03,113
- Break it down for
me Marshall Mathers,
1510
01:08:03,148 --> 01:08:04,597
what do you got?
How's your flow?
1511
01:08:04,632 --> 01:08:05,702
- Should I do it?
1512
01:08:05,805 --> 01:08:06,979
- Should you do it?
1513
01:08:07,013 --> 01:08:08,463
Of course he should, Mary?
1514
01:08:08,498 --> 01:08:09,637
- I've got a little thing
I've been working on.
1515
01:08:09,671 --> 01:08:12,122
- Give us some Flavor Flav.
1516
01:08:12,157 --> 01:08:13,710
room my gun on my hip
1517
01:08:13,813 --> 01:08:15,781
hard, starting to trip
1518
01:08:15,815 --> 01:08:17,679
bang bang boom
1519
01:08:17,714 --> 01:08:19,681
lights up the room
1520
01:08:19,716 --> 01:08:20,958
And then yo, check
it, the chorus is real
1521
01:08:20,993 --> 01:08:22,788
- Bring it, bring it, yeah yeah.
1522
01:08:28,621 --> 01:08:30,347
nothing else to say
1523
01:08:30,382 --> 01:08:31,693
- Yeah!
1524
01:08:34,489 --> 01:08:35,801
- You're very good.
1525
01:08:35,835 --> 01:08:37,354
- It's kinda like
a work in progress.
1526
01:08:37,389 --> 01:08:39,080
- Yeah. I can tell.
1527
01:08:39,632 --> 01:08:41,013
Can I be honest with you bro?
1528
01:08:41,047 --> 01:08:42,808
- Yeah, please man.
1529
01:08:42,842 --> 01:08:44,810
- That was terrible.
1530
01:08:44,844 --> 01:08:46,915
- Seriously, Ted?
1531
01:08:47,019 --> 01:08:49,159
- Yeah I haven't really
been at it that long.
1532
01:08:49,194 --> 01:08:50,850
- Just keeping it real,
I'm just keeping it real.
1533
01:08:50,885 --> 01:08:52,404
I gotta tell you something, bro.
1534
01:08:52,507 --> 01:08:53,646
Stick to school, honestly.
1535
01:08:53,681 --> 01:08:56,028
Because this rap thing,
it's not your forte.
1536
01:08:56,718 --> 01:08:58,996
Even with Nicki Minaj?
1537
01:08:59,031 --> 01:09:00,239
- That's enough.
1538
01:09:00,343 --> 01:09:01,723
- No, no, Mary.
1539
01:09:01,758 --> 01:09:03,173
Oh shit, Mary if you
want to stick around with
1540
01:09:03,208 --> 01:09:04,588
this high school musical
that's your prerogative, but uh
1541
01:09:04,692 --> 01:09:05,727
- Yo, Mary.
1542
01:09:05,762 --> 01:09:06,832
Can I talk to you
alone for a second?
1543
01:09:06,866 --> 01:09:08,074
- Sure.
1544
01:09:08,109 --> 01:09:09,904
- Hey, yo biggie,
peace out, right?
1545
01:09:09,938 --> 01:09:11,388
Keeping it real, in the hood,
1546
01:09:11,423 --> 01:09:12,838
Bloods and Crips.
- Great, thank you.
1547
01:09:12,872 --> 01:09:15,530
- Actually I've got a little
rap for you, all right?
1548
01:09:15,565 --> 01:09:17,049
Here we go I'm going
to drop it for you.
1549
01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:18,775
that Mary shouldn't follow
1550
01:09:18,878 --> 01:09:21,087
load his mom shoulda swallowed
1551
01:09:21,122 --> 01:09:22,019
- Oh!
1552
01:09:22,054 --> 01:09:23,331
- How do you like those beats?
1553
01:09:23,366 --> 01:09:24,781
- That's pretty
good, that's not bad.
1554
01:09:24,884 --> 01:09:26,748
Wait a second.
1555
01:09:26,783 --> 01:09:28,198
Oh, what is that?
1556
01:09:28,233 --> 01:09:30,027
That's the sound of your
career, which is non-existent.
1557
01:09:30,062 --> 01:09:31,132
- Get out of here!
1558
01:09:31,236 --> 01:09:31,891
- I'm going to get the car
1559
01:09:31,926 --> 01:09:33,203
- See you later big man.
1560
01:09:33,238 --> 01:09:34,722
- I am so sorry about
Ted, he has been under
1561
01:09:34,756 --> 01:09:35,861
a lot of stress.
1562
01:09:35,895 --> 01:09:37,587
- You should respect
your neighbors and
1563
01:09:37,621 --> 01:09:39,278
clean this shit up, just saying.
1564
01:09:39,382 --> 01:09:40,624
- You know what,
he's so nervous when
1565
01:09:40,728 --> 01:09:43,213
he meets new
people, and it looks
1566
01:09:43,248 --> 01:09:45,595
like arrogance but
he's just being funny.
1567
01:09:45,629 --> 01:09:47,079
- It's about Patrick, okay.
1568
01:09:47,113 --> 01:09:48,770
Like we haven't
seen him in weeks.
1569
01:09:48,805 --> 01:09:49,944
I mean he says he's
improving his life but
1570
01:09:49,978 --> 01:09:52,464
- Mary, where
are we parked?
1571
01:09:52,567 --> 01:09:54,224
- It's around the
block, remember we walked?
1572
01:09:54,259 --> 01:09:56,295
- Like any day now.
1573
01:09:56,399 --> 01:09:57,745
- So Patrick,
1574
01:09:57,779 --> 01:09:58,815
- Yeah.
1575
01:09:58,918 --> 01:10:02,301
- Maybe you kinda
broke his heart?
1576
01:10:02,405 --> 01:10:05,062
- Yes, that might have been me.
1577
01:10:06,581 --> 01:10:09,066
- Where the fuck did we park?
1578
01:10:09,101 --> 01:10:10,309
- Ted, shut up!
1579
01:10:10,413 --> 01:10:12,311
- Well where is it?
1580
01:10:13,312 --> 01:10:16,177
- He's not the kind of guy
to ever talk about chicks,
1581
01:10:16,281 --> 01:10:18,973
but after he bumped
into you he would not
1582
01:10:19,007 --> 01:10:20,768
stop talking about you.
1583
01:10:20,802 --> 01:10:22,079
- Really?
1584
01:10:22,114 --> 01:10:23,288
- I thought you should
know that before you
1585
01:10:23,322 --> 01:10:24,289
go get hitched to Johnny
Pinstripe over there
1586
01:10:24,323 --> 01:10:26,429
who's using you as a slam piece.
1587
01:10:26,463 --> 01:10:29,777
- Ted and I are really in
love, it's just our rapport
1588
01:10:29,811 --> 01:10:33,263
with each other, we're
actually getting married,
1589
01:10:33,298 --> 01:10:35,334
on the weekend.
1590
01:10:35,921 --> 01:10:38,682
So, we're excited about that.
1591
01:10:40,166 --> 01:10:41,754
- All right then.
1592
01:10:42,617 --> 01:10:46,000
- Hey, look, it was
really nice to see you,
1593
01:10:46,034 --> 01:10:50,004
and good luck with
school, I'm so happy.
1594
01:10:54,526 --> 01:10:56,700
- We're actually
getting married on the weekend
1595
01:10:56,804 --> 01:10:58,323
on the weekend
1596
01:10:58,357 --> 01:10:59,979
on the weekend
1597
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,227
- Fuck!
1598
01:11:09,472 --> 01:11:12,060
- Oh yeah, just
sitting on the stairs,
1599
01:11:12,164 --> 01:11:13,545
nothing's going on
1600
01:11:15,995 --> 01:11:19,033
Oh, yeah, you don't
like the look of me.
1601
01:11:20,828 --> 01:11:22,830
Come on, Jesus Christ.
1602
01:11:27,179 --> 01:11:28,629
What?
1603
01:11:29,664 --> 01:11:31,459
Fuck!
1604
01:11:32,322 --> 01:11:34,669
Okay, look, I'll
get there soon I'm
1605
01:11:35,256 --> 01:11:37,362
doing something.
1606
01:11:37,672 --> 01:11:39,156
Okay, bye.
1607
01:11:39,847 --> 01:11:42,021
All right, ooo.
1608
01:11:46,371 --> 01:11:48,683
- Can you get that please, Anna?
1609
01:11:48,718 --> 01:11:50,685
- Ay ya, you get it!
1610
01:11:50,996 --> 01:11:52,998
- Anna I am trying
to make a soup here,
1611
01:11:53,032 --> 01:11:54,862
can you please get that?
1612
01:11:54,896 --> 01:11:56,726
- Hah! Hello?
1613
01:11:57,105 --> 01:11:58,003
What?
1614
01:11:58,037 --> 01:11:59,245
He's a busy Jim.
1615
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:01,109
- Hang on a
second, I'll get it.
1616
01:12:01,213 --> 01:12:02,421
I'll get it.
1617
01:12:02,525 --> 01:12:04,596
- You can talk
on the phone after!
1618
01:12:05,424 --> 01:12:07,115
- What?
1619
01:12:07,219 --> 01:12:08,772
- Fuck!
1620
01:12:10,084 --> 01:12:11,568
- Yeah I can be there in 20.
1621
01:12:11,603 --> 01:12:12,880
- Where
do you think you're going?
1622
01:12:12,914 --> 01:12:14,433
- I was just joking,
I was just joking
1623
01:12:14,537 --> 01:12:16,401
I've got soup, I
wouldn't go anywhere.
1624
01:12:16,435 --> 01:12:18,092
I won't go.
1625
01:12:18,126 --> 01:12:19,611
- Ugh.
1626
01:12:21,406 --> 01:12:23,131
- I'll be there in 20.
1627
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:27,273
- Master Ludwig?
1628
01:12:27,688 --> 01:12:29,068
Master Ludwig?
1629
01:12:33,590 --> 01:12:37,801
Master Ludwig!
1630
01:12:39,527 --> 01:12:41,736
Master Ludwig!
1631
01:12:45,602 --> 01:12:48,950
- Nathan, my son, relax!
1632
01:12:48,985 --> 01:12:50,642
What troubles you?
1633
01:12:50,745 --> 01:12:53,472
- Come with me please,
Patrick needs us.
1634
01:12:53,576 --> 01:12:55,543
- Oh, well if my
finest pupil needs me,
1635
01:12:55,578 --> 01:12:57,580
of course I will be there.
1636
01:12:57,614 --> 01:13:00,065
Just, help me to clean up.
1637
01:13:00,548 --> 01:13:02,964
Will you pass me a towel?
1638
01:13:03,655 --> 01:13:06,071
- Seems like you could
probably just grab it yourself.
1639
01:13:06,105 --> 01:13:07,624
It's right there.
1640
01:13:07,659 --> 01:13:10,765
- Nathan, come on
after all this time
1641
01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,836
come on, come on.
1642
01:13:13,596 --> 01:13:14,942
Nathan.
1643
01:13:14,976 --> 01:13:16,253
- Sure.
1644
01:13:16,288 --> 01:13:17,772
- Nathan.
1645
01:13:17,807 --> 01:13:19,636
Good boy.
1646
01:13:20,775 --> 01:13:22,812
Let's go shall we?
1647
01:13:25,090 --> 01:13:26,747
- You want to put some pants on?
1648
01:13:26,781 --> 01:13:28,818
- Nei, nei, nei.
1649
01:13:32,925 --> 01:13:34,444
- What?
1650
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:35,583
She can't be getting
married today
1651
01:13:35,618 --> 01:13:37,033
she just got engaged.
1652
01:13:37,136 --> 01:13:38,517
- You were so close
to climbing back
1653
01:13:38,621 --> 01:13:40,657
in Mary's pussy man.
1654
01:13:40,692 --> 01:13:42,141
- Aw, she's a sweet ass.
1655
01:13:42,176 --> 01:13:43,349
- Yeah that's right.
1656
01:13:43,384 --> 01:13:44,765
- What the fuck is
wrong with you two?
1657
01:13:44,799 --> 01:13:46,111
- I'm just trying
to encourage him.
1658
01:13:46,145 --> 01:13:48,700
- Encourage him to what?
1659
01:13:50,115 --> 01:13:51,461
- This is the plan.
1660
01:13:51,496 --> 01:13:53,981
We're all going to crash
Mary's fucking wedding.
1661
01:13:54,015 --> 01:13:55,051
- Yeah.
1662
01:13:55,154 --> 01:13:56,604
- We?
1663
01:13:56,639 --> 01:13:59,504
- We have about four hours
to kill before the ceremony.
1664
01:13:59,538 --> 01:14:01,540
Go hit a pub, get up
some liquid courage.
1665
01:14:01,644 --> 01:14:03,335
Crash that fucking church.
1666
01:14:03,369 --> 01:14:04,612
- Fucking A, I'm
your soldier man.
1667
01:14:04,647 --> 01:14:06,614
Gotta drive till we die.
1668
01:14:06,649 --> 01:14:08,547
- Have you lost your mind?
1669
01:14:08,651 --> 01:14:10,687
I can't just go crash a wedding.
1670
01:14:10,722 --> 01:14:13,345
My wife thinks I'm still in
the washroom taking a shit.
1671
01:14:14,829 --> 01:14:15,968
It's only a matter of time
before she picks the lock
1672
01:14:16,003 --> 01:14:18,005
and sees I've climbed
out the back window.
1673
01:14:18,039 --> 01:14:19,420
- No.
1674
01:14:19,524 --> 01:14:21,560
You sure as hell can go.
1675
01:14:21,664 --> 01:14:23,976
Look our boy Patrick is
in love with this woman.
1676
01:14:24,011 --> 01:14:25,806
Doesn't matter that he
procrastinated until
1677
01:14:25,840 --> 01:14:29,499
the very end to try and
stop Mary's wedding.
1678
01:14:29,534 --> 01:14:31,052
He's putting his
heart out there.
1679
01:14:31,087 --> 01:14:32,813
He's going to do something
usually reserved just
1680
01:14:32,847 --> 01:14:36,402
for shitty movies, he's going
to crash a fucking wedding.
1681
01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:38,094
And all of us are going
to do everything we can
1682
01:14:38,197 --> 01:14:40,821
to back this guy up, okay?
1683
01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:41,925
- Thanks buddy.
1684
01:14:42,029 --> 01:14:42,754
- Yeah.
1685
01:14:42,857 --> 01:14:44,549
- I appreciate that.
1686
01:14:44,583 --> 01:14:46,551
- Whatever, because if we
go now we have time for
1687
01:14:46,585 --> 01:14:48,553
six, maybe seven, eight
1688
01:14:48,587 --> 01:14:49,899
- Ten?
1689
01:14:49,933 --> 01:14:51,452
- Ten beers before we
leave for the church.
1690
01:14:51,556 --> 01:14:53,523
- Maybe we can just buy a
keg or something, you know.
1691
01:14:53,558 --> 01:14:54,662
- 20 bucks each.
1692
01:14:54,697 --> 01:14:55,732
- Yeah, I feel that.
1693
01:14:55,767 --> 01:14:57,078
- Economically feasible.
1694
01:14:57,113 --> 01:14:59,529
- Okay. Yeah.
1695
01:14:59,564 --> 01:15:02,912
What if Mary hates you
for the rest of her life
1696
01:15:02,946 --> 01:15:05,777
for ruining her wedding day?
1697
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:07,364
- Fuck.
1698
01:15:07,399 --> 01:15:10,402
- I don't know, but I know
if I don't do this today
1699
01:15:10,436 --> 01:15:13,681
I'm going to regret this
for the rest of my life.
1700
01:15:17,443 --> 01:15:20,136
- I support you my brother.
1701
01:15:20,930 --> 01:15:23,242
- Tight, thanks Ludwig.
1702
01:15:23,277 --> 01:15:24,865
- I'm in.
1703
01:15:24,899 --> 01:15:26,901
I'm not going to do
that thing, but I'm in.
1704
01:15:26,936 --> 01:15:28,558
- Got your back, buddy.
1705
01:15:28,593 --> 01:15:30,560
- Thanks, I know you do.
1706
01:15:34,426 --> 01:15:36,083
- Rob?
1707
01:15:37,463 --> 01:15:39,258
I've known you my whole life.
1708
01:15:39,293 --> 01:15:40,432
Remember the time on
the school bus when
1709
01:15:40,466 --> 01:15:41,985
you had that wet fart?
1710
01:15:42,089 --> 01:15:43,159
And I didn't tell
anybody even though
1711
01:15:43,262 --> 01:15:46,231
you smelled like
pure and utter shit?
1712
01:15:46,265 --> 01:15:47,612
And do you remember
how I even let you
1713
01:15:47,646 --> 01:15:49,061
borrow my sweater to
wrap around your waist
1714
01:15:49,096 --> 01:15:51,892
to cover up the shit stain?
1715
01:15:52,513 --> 01:15:53,618
- Yeah.
1716
01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:55,723
I do.
1717
01:15:56,655 --> 01:15:58,105
Obviously I wish you
hadn't shared that with
1718
01:15:58,139 --> 01:15:59,658
the whole group right now.
1719
01:15:59,762 --> 01:16:02,592
But I'll never forget what
you did for me that day.
1720
01:16:02,627 --> 01:16:05,077
Covered up my shit.
1721
01:16:05,112 --> 01:16:06,734
- Yeah, and I would again.
1722
01:16:06,769 --> 01:16:09,288
Because you're my
brother and I love you.
1723
01:16:09,323 --> 01:16:11,670
This is my wet fart.
1724
01:16:11,774 --> 01:16:13,120
Can you cover up my shit for me?
1725
01:16:13,154 --> 01:16:16,088
Can you do that for me,
can you cover up my shit?
1726
01:16:16,813 --> 01:16:19,471
- My brother, it
would be an honor.
1727
01:16:23,095 --> 01:16:25,960
My wife can't just
tell me what to do.
1728
01:16:25,995 --> 01:16:27,824
I'm going to tell her
she can kiss my ass.
1729
01:16:29,999 --> 01:16:33,002
Shit! She must have heard me!
1730
01:16:33,036 --> 01:16:34,659
Shut the fuck up.
1731
01:16:36,108 --> 01:16:37,662
Hey, honey.
1732
01:16:38,835 --> 01:16:40,837
Yeah everything's fine in here,
1733
01:16:40,872 --> 01:16:43,012
just a little backed up.
1734
01:16:45,670 --> 01:16:47,706
See, nothing's coming out.
1735
01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:50,364
Okay.
1736
01:16:50,398 --> 01:16:51,710
I love you.
1737
01:16:52,573 --> 01:16:54,126
Okay.
1738
01:16:54,644 --> 01:16:56,612
Holy shit.
1739
01:16:58,579 --> 01:17:00,892
Guess what boys,
looks like we got
1740
01:17:00,995 --> 01:17:03,515
a mother fucking
wedding to crash!
1741
01:17:05,655 --> 01:17:06,656
- Let's roll.
1742
01:17:06,691 --> 01:17:08,416
- Woo!
1743
01:17:08,865 --> 01:17:12,248
- Ladies, guess what time it is?
1744
01:17:12,351 --> 01:17:14,181
- I have to make it does
the aisle, remember?
1745
01:17:14,215 --> 01:17:15,976
- Most women wait until
after their married
1746
01:17:16,010 --> 01:17:19,358
to let themselves go,
but I say why wait?
1747
01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:32,509
Cheers to that!
1748
01:17:38,757 --> 01:17:41,691
- Well, at least
you're not pregnant.
1749
01:17:45,246 --> 01:17:46,869
- Nathan] Can this
car go any faster?
1750
01:17:46,903 --> 01:17:48,594
The gas pedal's on the right.
1751
01:17:48,629 --> 01:17:50,182
- The car is
starting to shake,
1752
01:17:50,217 --> 01:17:52,529
I'm pretty sure this
is as fast as it goes.
1753
01:17:52,564 --> 01:17:54,531
- This car is
old but it's reliable.
1754
01:17:54,566 --> 01:17:57,707
- It may be reliable,
but it still needs gas.
1755
01:17:57,742 --> 01:17:59,467
- Are you trying
to blame this on me?
1756
01:17:59,571 --> 01:18:00,917
This was your idea.
1757
01:18:00,952 --> 01:18:02,919
- No, this
car's a piece of shit.
1758
01:18:03,748 --> 01:18:06,405
- Fuck!
1759
01:18:07,199 --> 01:18:08,787
- I can't believe
you're getting married.
1760
01:18:10,064 --> 01:18:10,789
Who is it?
1761
01:18:10,893 --> 01:18:12,446
- It's me, Ted.
1762
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:15,587
- Oh my God, what are
you doing here, sweetie?
1763
01:18:15,621 --> 01:18:16,864
What's going on?
1764
01:18:16,899 --> 01:18:18,107
- Something wrong?
1765
01:18:18,141 --> 01:18:19,280
- Yeah, something's
wrong it's bad luck
1766
01:18:19,315 --> 01:18:20,592
to see the bride
before the wedding!
1767
01:18:20,626 --> 01:18:21,731
- Shit come on, please please,
1768
01:18:21,766 --> 01:18:22,767
if I believed in luck
I wouldn't be doing
1769
01:18:22,801 --> 01:18:23,940
so well in the market.
1770
01:18:23,975 --> 01:18:24,907
- Oh my God, can you
just go five minutes
1771
01:18:24,941 --> 01:18:26,736
without talking business?
1772
01:18:26,771 --> 01:18:28,289
- No.
1773
01:18:28,324 --> 01:18:29,946
Ladies, can I have a minute
alone with the bride to be?
1774
01:18:29,981 --> 01:18:31,672
Please?
1775
01:18:32,155 --> 01:18:34,606
- Yeah, she's all yours.
1776
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:35,641
- Oh, hold that for you?
1777
01:18:35,676 --> 01:18:37,713
Okay, okay, okay.
1778
01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:41,958
Woo, shabbat shalom.
1779
01:18:42,510 --> 01:18:44,754
Look, I may talk
business all the time,
1780
01:18:44,789 --> 01:18:45,962
but that's just who I am.
1781
01:18:45,997 --> 01:18:47,239
Okay?
1782
01:18:47,274 --> 01:18:48,689
There's car guys,
there's music guys,
1783
01:18:48,793 --> 01:18:50,691
I just happen to be a money guy.
1784
01:18:50,795 --> 01:18:53,729
Besides, I think it
complements your flakiness.
1785
01:18:55,109 --> 01:18:56,593
- Excuse me?
1786
01:18:56,628 --> 01:18:58,181
- Well you can be
a little bit flaky.
1787
01:18:58,285 --> 01:19:01,633
Nothing against you,
it's just who you are.
1788
01:19:01,667 --> 01:19:03,462
Which is why I came in
here to remind you of a few
1789
01:19:03,497 --> 01:19:05,292
things from the rehearsal.
1790
01:19:05,326 --> 01:19:06,707
- I'm not flaky.
1791
01:19:06,811 --> 01:19:08,813
- Honey, no offense.
1792
01:19:08,847 --> 01:19:11,298
- You came in here to
remind me of the rehearsal
1793
01:19:11,332 --> 01:19:13,852
that I organized?
1794
01:19:13,956 --> 01:19:18,719
Oh, and not to be flaky, and
your response is no offense.
1795
01:19:19,547 --> 01:19:23,759
- Yeah. Did I do
something wrong?
1796
01:19:24,104 --> 01:19:26,831
- What did you want to
tell me again, sweetheart?
1797
01:19:27,521 --> 01:19:30,110
- Okay, basically I have to
lower the veil to symbolize
1798
01:19:30,144 --> 01:19:32,802
you're no longer
approachable, it's you know,
1799
01:19:32,837 --> 01:19:34,942
Jewish tradition.
1800
01:19:34,977 --> 01:19:36,357
- Yes, Ted, I know.
1801
01:19:36,392 --> 01:19:38,532
I remember, and I totally will.
1802
01:19:38,566 --> 01:19:39,809
- Good.
1803
01:19:40,292 --> 01:19:42,950
Oh, hello handsome.
1804
01:19:42,985 --> 01:19:44,849
Oh, and don't forget to
just make sure that you
1805
01:19:44,883 --> 01:19:46,160
come out on time, okay?
1806
01:19:46,195 --> 01:19:48,335
I don't want the
guests to be offended.
1807
01:19:48,369 --> 01:19:49,957
- Oh, don't worry
honey, I wouldn't dream
1808
01:19:49,992 --> 01:19:53,823
of offending our guests
on our wedding day.
1809
01:19:54,755 --> 01:19:56,653
- Is that sarcasm?
1810
01:19:56,688 --> 01:19:58,517
- Is there anything else?
1811
01:19:58,552 --> 01:20:00,968
- There's some serious
players out there.
1812
01:20:01,417 --> 01:20:05,352
- I'm sorry, Ted what was the
thing about the veil again?
1813
01:20:05,386 --> 01:20:07,733
I forget!
1814
01:20:08,873 --> 01:20:10,736
- Please don't
embarrass me today.
1815
01:20:10,771 --> 01:20:11,841
Okay?
1816
01:20:12,704 --> 01:20:14,671
- No, Ted, it's not okay.
1817
01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:17,053
I have been waiting a really
long time for this day
1818
01:20:17,088 --> 01:20:19,021
and I am not going to
spend it playing politics
1819
01:20:19,055 --> 01:20:20,574
with your associates.
1820
01:20:20,608 --> 01:20:22,507
- Mary. You're
acting like a brat.
1821
01:20:22,541 --> 01:20:23,577
- Oh is that how you treat
your soulmate on your
1822
01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:25,096
wedding day, Ted?
1823
01:20:25,199 --> 01:20:26,407
- Mary, come on.
1824
01:20:26,442 --> 01:20:28,754
- Seriously, when you
first told me that I was
1825
01:20:28,789 --> 01:20:33,242
your soulmate, I
thought it was cheesy.
1826
01:20:33,587 --> 01:20:35,002
And I know it took you a
really long time to realize
1827
01:20:35,037 --> 01:20:36,866
what you finally wanted with me,
1828
01:20:36,901 --> 01:20:38,903
but I totally get it now.
1829
01:20:39,386 --> 01:20:40,905
- You do?
1830
01:20:40,939 --> 01:20:42,734
- I do.
1831
01:20:42,768 --> 01:20:45,012
- Great. Perfect.
1832
01:20:45,254 --> 01:20:46,876
I'll see you out there then.
1833
01:20:46,911 --> 01:20:48,740
On time.
1834
01:20:49,775 --> 01:20:51,191
Perfect. Bye!
1835
01:20:55,643 --> 01:20:57,922
- What do we do now?
1836
01:20:57,956 --> 01:21:00,372
- Dude, I'm way
too stoned to walk.
1837
01:21:01,753 --> 01:21:04,376
- The church is only
five miles away.
1838
01:21:04,411 --> 01:21:07,793
- Have you ever
actually run five miles?
1839
01:21:07,828 --> 01:21:09,209
- I'm up to three
miles on the treadmill.
1840
01:21:09,243 --> 01:21:12,212
- Hey that's a treadmill
this is a highway in the sun
1841
01:21:12,246 --> 01:21:13,903
wearing a suit.
1842
01:21:13,938 --> 01:21:15,594
- Yeah, don't forget
the dress shoes.
1843
01:21:15,629 --> 01:21:16,802
- There is no support in those.
1844
01:21:16,837 --> 01:21:17,665
- It's the hard heels.
1845
01:21:17,769 --> 01:21:19,150
- The arch will collapse.
1846
01:21:19,253 --> 01:21:19,978
- Tendonitis in the knees,
I've had it for years
1847
01:21:20,082 --> 01:21:21,255
because of dress shoes.
1848
01:21:21,290 --> 01:21:23,257
- Okay we can all
focus on the negative,
1849
01:21:23,292 --> 01:21:24,810
but I'm going to do this.
1850
01:21:24,845 --> 01:21:26,847
Right, Ludwig?
1851
01:21:27,952 --> 01:21:31,610
- Dude,
you got no shot.
1852
01:21:33,302 --> 01:21:36,443
- Okay, I love you all,
but I have to leave.
1853
01:21:36,477 --> 01:21:37,685
Like right now.
1854
01:21:37,789 --> 01:21:38,686
- Go get her, buddy.
1855
01:21:38,790 --> 01:21:39,929
- Go for it buddy.
1856
01:21:41,137 --> 01:21:42,207
- Clap him out
boys, clap him out
1857
01:21:42,242 --> 01:21:42,932
- You got this
man, you got this.
1858
01:21:42,967 --> 01:21:43,691
For love
1859
01:21:43,795 --> 01:21:45,107
- Respect that.
1860
01:21:45,141 --> 01:21:46,073
He is so fucked.
1861
01:21:46,108 --> 01:21:47,350
- He's going to die.
1862
01:21:47,454 --> 01:21:48,593
- Oh yeah, that ain't
gonna work, at all.
1863
01:21:48,627 --> 01:21:49,490
- He's going to get
run over by a car
1864
01:21:49,525 --> 01:21:50,181
is what's going to happen.
1865
01:21:50,284 --> 01:21:51,492
- A hundy P.
1866
01:21:51,527 --> 01:21:52,459
The worst part about
this is that we're going
1867
01:21:52,493 --> 01:21:53,701
to have to now plan his funeral.
1868
01:21:53,805 --> 01:21:54,633
I hate it.
1869
01:21:54,668 --> 01:21:55,807
- I have such a busy week.
1870
01:21:55,841 --> 01:21:57,084
- He's going to die.
1871
01:21:57,119 --> 01:21:58,603
- Actually, this is
a little awkward,
1872
01:21:58,637 --> 01:21:59,811
can I borrow your shirt?
1873
01:21:59,845 --> 01:22:01,088
- What?
1874
01:22:01,123 --> 01:22:02,641
- I'm about to give
birth to a cornback
1875
01:22:02,676 --> 01:22:03,780
rattler over here, all
right, I'm touching cloth
1876
01:22:03,815 --> 01:22:04,954
I need to lay the
cable, can I please just
1877
01:22:04,989 --> 01:22:06,197
borrow your shirt?
1878
01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:08,164
- You want to shit on my shirt?
1879
01:22:08,199 --> 01:22:10,649
- No dude, I don't want
to shit on your shirt,
1880
01:22:10,684 --> 01:22:13,825
that's stupid, I need
it to floss, you know?
1881
01:22:13,859 --> 01:22:16,276
- Oh, well in that case, no!
1882
01:22:16,310 --> 01:22:19,486
You can't use my
shirt as toilet paper.
1883
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:21,729
- Come on, I teach
you wipe-less method.
1884
01:22:23,110 --> 01:22:26,734
- Is this strange that I
kind of want to watch this?
1885
01:22:26,838 --> 01:22:28,736
- I've gotta phone.
1886
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:29,806
- Sideways, sideways.
1887
01:22:29,841 --> 01:22:31,705
- Sideways.
1888
01:22:38,401 --> 01:22:42,681
for a girl like you
1889
01:22:47,514 --> 01:22:51,828
a girl like you
1890
01:23:00,872 --> 01:23:05,842
into the darkest day
1891
01:23:14,713 --> 01:23:18,924
into eyes so true
1892
01:23:23,895 --> 01:23:28,762
with a girl like you
1893
01:23:51,095 --> 01:23:53,994
- Hey Patrick!
1894
01:23:54,098 --> 01:23:56,721
Patrick!
1895
01:23:56,755 --> 01:23:58,585
- Mary?
1896
01:23:58,619 --> 01:24:00,449
- What are you doing?
1897
01:24:00,483 --> 01:24:02,761
- I was jogging.
1898
01:24:02,796 --> 01:24:05,281
- Oh.
1899
01:24:05,730 --> 01:24:08,008
Come over here for a sec.
1900
01:24:08,733 --> 01:24:10,838
- Think you can come here?
1901
01:24:10,942 --> 01:24:12,978
I'm just a little tired.
1902
01:24:13,013 --> 01:24:15,222
- Okay.
1903
01:24:19,744 --> 01:24:21,608
Hey.
1904
01:24:21,642 --> 01:24:23,610
You okay?
1905
01:24:23,644 --> 01:24:25,784
- Too much cardio.
1906
01:24:26,164 --> 01:24:29,857
- Look, Patrick I gotta
tell you something okay?
1907
01:24:29,961 --> 01:24:31,790
- Don't say anything.
1908
01:24:31,825 --> 01:24:33,827
Just let me catch my breath.
1909
01:24:35,622 --> 01:24:38,245
Look, I know you're in love,
1910
01:24:38,280 --> 01:24:41,421
but I know he can't love
you as much as I do.
1911
01:24:41,455 --> 01:24:42,939
And he know he
won't care for you
1912
01:24:42,974 --> 01:24:44,527
the way that I will.
1913
01:24:44,631 --> 01:24:46,771
Look, I'm growing up Mary.
1914
01:24:46,805 --> 01:24:48,980
Look at this.
1915
01:24:49,463 --> 01:24:51,293
This is from my
real estate course.
1916
01:24:51,327 --> 01:24:52,708
Now granted I've
only passed stage one
1917
01:24:52,811 --> 01:24:54,606
and it's by far
the easiest stage,
1918
01:24:54,641 --> 01:24:56,988
but I'm really trying.
1919
01:24:57,022 --> 01:25:00,509
I know crashing a
wedding's really cliche
1920
01:25:00,543 --> 01:25:02,683
and I didn't even
make it there on time,
1921
01:25:02,718 --> 01:25:05,134
but if you take me back,
1922
01:25:05,169 --> 01:25:07,826
I'll make you the happiest
woman in the world.
1923
01:25:09,173 --> 01:25:11,209
- Patrick I said no.
1924
01:25:12,279 --> 01:25:14,799
- I know you did.
1925
01:25:16,628 --> 01:25:18,665
I just thought I'd
give it another shot.
1926
01:25:20,011 --> 01:25:22,634
Have a great life.
1927
01:25:28,192 --> 01:25:31,333
- Said no, to Ted.
1928
01:25:31,367 --> 01:25:32,920
- What?
1929
01:25:33,024 --> 01:25:35,682
- We didn't get married.
1930
01:25:35,716 --> 01:25:37,097
- I don't understand.
1931
01:25:37,201 --> 01:25:42,033
- I was just so consumed with
living this fantasy life,
1932
01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:46,762
I never saw who he really was.
1933
01:25:46,865 --> 01:25:48,591
And then you came
back and I felt things
1934
01:25:48,695 --> 01:25:52,423
that I haven't felt in years.
1935
01:25:54,114 --> 01:25:56,737
I felt like me again.
1936
01:25:58,705 --> 01:26:01,777
And i know I broke your heart.
1937
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:03,088
- Twice.
1938
01:26:03,123 --> 01:26:05,884
- But I can't stop
thinking about that
1939
01:26:05,919 --> 01:26:09,578
rock and roll guy
who's young at heart
1940
01:26:09,612 --> 01:26:13,685
and never stopped loving me.
1941
01:26:14,445 --> 01:26:16,412
- I want to be a rock
and roll guy, maybe,
1942
01:26:16,447 --> 01:26:19,174
otherwise it sounds
just like me.
1943
01:26:20,865 --> 01:26:23,143
I missed you.
1944
01:26:23,868 --> 01:26:26,215
- I missed you too.
1945
01:26:26,250 --> 01:26:28,252
You want a ride?
1946
01:26:28,286 --> 01:26:30,702
- I don't think I can jog.
1947
01:26:30,944 --> 01:26:33,049
- Come on.
1948
01:26:35,431 --> 01:26:38,262
- Woo! Yo, bro!
1949
01:26:38,296 --> 01:26:41,989
Can't say I didn't cover
up your wet fart now!
1950
01:26:42,093 --> 01:26:44,233
Ha ha! He's sucking
his own dick!
1951
01:26:44,268 --> 01:26:45,407
- What was that about?
1952
01:26:45,441 --> 01:26:46,718
- It's a long story.
1953
01:26:46,753 --> 01:26:48,755
We got plenty of
time to catch up.
1954
01:26:48,789 --> 01:26:50,481
- Oh God, please don't
say something lame
1955
01:26:50,584 --> 01:26:52,897
like for the rest of our lives.
1956
01:26:52,931 --> 01:26:55,175
- Fuck no, I'm hungry.
1957
01:26:55,279 --> 01:26:56,832
Let's go eat.
1958
01:26:56,935 --> 01:26:57,660
- Get on.
1959
01:26:57,764 --> 01:26:58,592
- All right.
1960
01:27:02,320 --> 01:27:03,390
All right.
1961
01:27:05,185 --> 01:27:09,396
for a girl like you
1962
01:27:15,299 --> 01:27:16,645
story of Pat and Mary
1963
01:27:16,679 --> 01:27:18,750
undiscovered but meant to be
1964
01:27:18,785 --> 01:27:21,132
deny that love was so wrong
1965
01:27:21,166 --> 01:27:23,652
all sing the same song
1966
01:27:23,686 --> 01:27:25,688
there'll be better days
1967
01:27:25,792 --> 01:27:28,622
in all that purple glaze
1968
01:27:28,657 --> 01:27:30,762
shoot and be true to you
1969
01:27:33,696 --> 01:27:36,596
- Yo, in the end, we're all
just looking for the real thing.
1970
01:27:36,630 --> 01:27:37,666
- Hmm-mm.
1971
01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:39,012
- All that glitters ain't gold.
1972
01:27:39,046 --> 01:27:40,289
Just look at our fucking bling.
1973
01:27:40,324 --> 01:27:41,601
- Yah
1974
01:27:41,635 --> 01:27:44,535
about a rapper named Jim
1975
01:27:44,638 --> 01:27:46,226
- Yo, whoa, hold up
a second, all right?
1976
01:27:46,778 --> 01:27:48,366
All right.
1977
01:27:48,470 --> 01:27:49,885
You know I set them up.
1978
01:27:49,988 --> 01:27:51,473
- Yeah
1979
01:27:51,507 --> 01:27:52,681
- You know i guess I did that,
you know what I'm sayin'?
1980
01:27:52,715 --> 01:27:54,441
Yeah yeah
1981
01:27:54,476 --> 01:27:56,685
Okay good, we done now?
1982
01:27:56,719 --> 01:27:57,858
Fuck.
1983
01:27:57,893 --> 01:28:00,309
No, don't be like that B.
1984
01:28:09,629 --> 01:28:11,907
back, I never did that
1985
01:28:12,010 --> 01:28:14,530
crack, I never did that
1986
01:28:14,565 --> 01:28:17,015
stacks, I never did that
1987
01:28:17,050 --> 01:28:19,673
yeah I guess I did that
1988
01:28:19,708 --> 01:28:22,366
back, I never did that
1989
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:24,920
rules, I never did that
1990
01:28:25,023 --> 01:28:27,750
game, I never did that
1991
01:28:27,854 --> 01:28:30,408
breeze, I guess I did that
1992
01:28:30,512 --> 01:28:32,824
game, I never did that
1993
01:28:32,859 --> 01:28:35,551
flame, I never did that
1994
01:28:35,586 --> 01:28:38,278
game, I never did that
1995
01:28:38,382 --> 01:28:41,281
I guess I did that
1996
01:28:41,385 --> 01:28:43,525
defeat, I never did that
1997
01:28:43,559 --> 01:28:45,906
restraint, I never did that
1998
01:28:45,941 --> 01:28:48,564
deny, I never did that
1999
01:28:48,599 --> 01:28:51,429
yeah I guess I did that
2000
01:28:54,398 --> 01:28:57,021
if there's no amends
2001
01:28:57,055 --> 01:28:59,679
we never did that
2002
01:28:59,713 --> 01:29:02,854
Let's bring him back.
2003
01:29:12,726 --> 01:29:15,211
cry, I never did that
2004
01:29:15,246 --> 01:29:17,697
no thing, I never did that
2005
01:29:17,731 --> 01:29:20,596
shit, I never did that
2006
01:29:20,631 --> 01:29:23,392
clutch, yeah I fucking did that
2007
01:29:23,427 --> 01:29:25,912
lash, I never did that
2008
01:29:25,946 --> 01:29:28,432
dopin', I never did that
2009
01:29:28,466 --> 01:29:30,917
space, I never did that
2010
01:29:30,951 --> 01:29:33,782
yeah I guess I do that
2011
01:29:33,816 --> 01:29:36,232
most, I never did that
2012
01:29:36,267 --> 01:29:38,649
fit, I never did that
2013
01:29:38,752 --> 01:29:41,755
go, I never do that
2014
01:29:41,790 --> 01:29:44,655
spade, of course I do that
2015
01:29:47,278 --> 01:29:49,763
if there's no amends
2016
01:29:49,798 --> 01:29:52,317
we never did that
2017
01:29:52,352 --> 01:29:55,251
let's bring him back
2018
01:30:00,187 --> 01:30:02,673
creep, I never do that
2019
01:30:02,776 --> 01:30:05,192
I never been that
2020
01:30:05,296 --> 01:30:07,781
it can never be that
2021
01:30:07,816 --> 01:30:10,750
I never want that
2022
01:30:10,784 --> 01:30:12,855
thing, I never do that
2023
01:30:12,959 --> 01:30:15,996
I never want that
2024
01:30:16,031 --> 01:30:18,792
think about that
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