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(frenetic music)

- [Zach] Hey!

- [Cassie] It's Christmas Eve.

We should all be at home
sipping spiced cider

and cooking sweets.

Instead?

Running through the streets

searching for the
love of my life.

He's not at the hotel.

The hospital hasn't seen him.

(groans) Nolan, I just
keep getting his voicemail.

What do you wanna do, Cass?

I don't know.

Universe, okay!

I'm saying it.

And why am I talking
to the universe?

Well, I guess to explain it all

I should really start
at the beginning.

(tape rewinding)

(upbeat electronic music)

# When you're feelin'
like you got it goin' on #

# Hollywood is where
you know you belong #

# Lights are poppin' #

# Everything is goin' your way #

# Get your flip
and spin around #

# Give them a replay #

# Everybody wants to
know about the big star #

# Everybody wants to know
who they really are #

# Feel the frenzy as
you see him walkin' by #

# Hot racin' dreams are
runnin' through your mind #

# You know what you wanna do #

# You know what you gotta do #

# Raise 'em up #

# Na na na na na na #

# Na na na na na na #

# Drop the mic #

# Drop the mic #

# Na na na na na na #

# Na na na na na na #

# Na na #

# Drop the mic #

# Drop the mic #

# Oh stop #

(upbeat Christmas music)

# Christmas season's
all ya see #

# Red and green #

# It's a winter scene #

# Bells are ringin',
people singin' #

# Moms, dads, kids, and
friends all caroling #

# Singin' a song while
they're walkin' along #

# Joy is in the air #

# Love and laughter
goin' everywhere #

# It's here #

# It's here #

# Christmas time is here #

# Candy canes #

# Surround the lane #

# It's time for
Christmas cheer #

# It's here #

# It's here #

# Christmas time is here #

# Gonna have the best
time of the year #

# It's Christmas night #

# We're holdin' tight #

# Presents we can share #

# Sparkling lights
surround us everywhere #

# This all seems
just like a dream #

# But when I open up
my eyes it's clear #

# It's here #

# It's here #

# Christmas time is near #

# Candy canes
surround the lane #

# It's time for
Christmas cheer #

# It's here #

# It's here #
Hey.

# Christmas time is here #

# Gonna have the best
time of the year #

(dog yelping)

Hi.
Hey.

- [Cassie] Why don't I finish...

Here he is.

Hi, little monkey.

Daddy missed you.

(dog whines)

Oh, he missed you, too.

Yeah, it must be hard on him.

You know, breakin'
up his usual routine.

Yeah.

Yeah, it's definitely
difficult for him

with all the
separation between us.

I think he knows
what's going on?

So, he's probably
pretty stressed.

(somber music)

Why don't you just keep an eye
on him while he's adjusting.

Yup.

But you wanna go on
a walk later tonight?

Maybe for coffee?

You know, I can't.

I have a thing.

A thing?

Like, okay.
Couple of the guys

are meeting up.

We're goin' to,
um, I just can't.

Okay, that's fine.

I guess I'll see you

around or whatever.
All right.

Hey, little guy.

(somber music)

Well, see ya.

All right, that is 12
red velvet cupcakes.

$6.95, Miss Daley.

There you are.

Hey, Cassie, do
you happen to have

any of those Santa cupcakes yet?

Summer comes early around here.

I already got one
in the bag for ya.

Great.

I'm glad I missed the rush.

Yeah.

What Christmas rush?

Hi.
Oh, hi.

Oh, sorry, Mrs. Daley.

Nice to see you.

Nice to see you, too.

Bye-bye.

I'm sorry.

I'm here, I'm here.

It's okay, it's okay.

I just was trying out
this new meditation

and I just lost track of time.

So, how did it go with Jared?

Um, it was awful.

I don't know why I thought
I should share custody

of my dog with my
ex-boyfriend because now

we have to see each other and
he doesn't wanna see me, so.

He's just a selfish baby
that's going through

a mid-life crisis 10
years before he should.

He thinks there's
something better out there?

Go, look for it.

Just let him go.

You'll be better off.

Right?

I know, that's what I'm
really tryin' to think,

but I feel like, oh, I
just don't really know

how I'm supposed to
feel about anything.

It's crazy.

Oh, could you just put these

over there?
Embrace all of your feelings

and you totally have to
read this book I'm reading.

Okay.
Yeah.

Hi, I'm Trisha and today is a
great day because I said so.

I say it, I manifest it,
it becomes my reality.

A great day, boom!

Just now.

See?

Can I get you anything?

(ominous music)

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable.

I'm so sorry.

Is there something wrong with--

You are a consummate
confectionary.

That is the best cupcake
I have ever tasted.

Absolutely superlative.

Well, thank you, Mister, um...

Denver, Nolan Denver.

Are you, like, new around here

because I've never
really seen you before.

Am I new?

You haven't heard of my film?

Oh, no.

- [Nolan] We start
shooting December 1st.

I didn't know we had
a movie crew in town.

That's because it's secret.

I don't like people knowing
about my productions.

I'd have paparazzi popping
up all over the place.

I shouldn't be telling you this.

So, can you tell me
something about the movie?

No.
No.

Well, I mean, it's
an artistic film.

Oh.

It's an artistic action film.

Cool.

An artistic Christmas
action movie.

Cool.

Starring...
(Cassie gasps)

Ooh, I love those.

Me, too.

I tell you what.

I'll hire you to cater dessert
the first day of filming.

What?

Okay, that's...

Okay, cool.

That's so cool.

So, what do you want?

Cupcakes.

All of them.

Like these, those, those,
mm, those are good.

Sugar. These.

That's tasty. Chocolate.

I want those.

Is that a real cake?

You have cookies? Macadamia nut.

Chocolate chip. That's good.

Peanut butter. Those look good.

Hm, here, talk to my assistant.

You have trouble with
my assistant, you
can call me there.

Great.

I need one-third gluten
free, one-third fat free,

one-third sugar free.

There's more where
that came from, Miss?

Cassie. I'm Cassie.

(electric guitar music)

# Jingle bells, jingle bells #

# Jingle all the way #

# Oh what fun #

We're baking for the movie!

(women squealing)

We're baking for the movie.
I'm so excited.

Go.
Oh my God.

# Oh what fun it is to ride
in a one horse open sleigh #

Ha!

Who knows, maybe we'll
get famous off this thing

and they'll give us, like,
one of those TV cupcake shows.

What is that?

You know, the shows
where they, never mind.

It's just a joke that
anyone with a television

or internet or a
basic understanding

of pop culture would understand.

Great, well, I don't
have a television

so I wouldn't understand that.
I know.

But, oh my God,
this is good right?

This is really good.

Ooh, this is good.

Okay, so you're
gonna help me, right?

Of course I'm gonna help you.

As soon as I get
back from retreat.

Okay, retreat, what?

Where are you going?

The book I'm reading, Let
the Universe Open Your Door,

I'm spending a week immersing
myself in a program.

Positive thinking, positive
action, positive visualization.

I told you about this.

I leave tomorrow,
back in a week.

You did not tell me about this.

You did not tell me about this.

Okay, I'm freaking
out. (exhales)

Okay, I can do this, right?

I can do this.

This is gonna be good.

Look, being busy will be good.

Yes, I can stop
thinking about Jared.

Start focusing on yourself.

Yeah, I need to move on.

Find yourself another man.

Forget about men, I
need to do cupcakes.

This is all about the cupcakes.

That could be good.

Okay, do you think
this is really good?

Are you excited?
This is so good.

Who?

There's a, come here.

Hi there.

Hi.

(sultry music)

You guys open?

Can we help you?

Yeah, I've been
walking around town

and I hear the red velvet
cupcakes are amazing.

Well, they're my mom's recipe.

Mind if I take a look?

(women grunt)

(twinkling music)

(whistles) Good lookin' shop.

So, your mom's recipe, huh?

Yeah.

Now, I've eaten a lot
of these over the years,

so I'm kind of an expert.

Think your mom's recipe's
up for the challenge?

Probably.

You can try one.

It's on the house.

Here ya go.

Thank you.

I'm lovin' this place already.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

Here goes.

You scared?

You should be.

(Cassie inhales)

(sultry funk music)

Wow.

Cassie.

Cassie.

Wow.

You're the most beautiful woman
I've ever seen in my life.

I don't want your cupcakes.

I want you.

(record scratches)
Wow.

Wow.

Wow. Wow is really good.

(women laugh)

I'm gonna have to eat,
like, another dozen of these

just to make sure
everything is, you know,

the final verdict, but I think

it's lookin' good
for you and your mom.

Cool.
Yeah.

I'll take a half dozen.

Do I know you?

Because you look familiar.

I get that all the time.

One of those faces.

Me, too.

People say things
like that to me, too.

I bet.

Well here, so.

I guess I should pay you.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Wow.

It's nice to meet you.

I'm Cassie. Cassie.

A.J.
A.J.

- [A.J.] Yeah, I'll be back.

Cool.

I'm Trisha.

I know nobody cares right
now, but I'm Trisha.

(chuckles) It's nice
to meet you both.

See ya.

(playful music)

Breathe, breathe, breathe.

Who needs to breathe
with that guy around?

(upbeat music)

You should've gotten his number.

Why?

I don't get customers' numbers.

It's bad for business.

All I need right
now is business.

Oh.

(dramatic music)

Zachary!
Yo!

Generous sister,
light of my life.

Friend.

Do you know what
time it is, Zach?

Trisha.

Did you get everything
out of the bathtub?

I was going to.

(horror movie music)

But then I realized it
would junk up this room.

Well, the bathtub
doesn't work anyway.

What's the big deal?

Okay, did you look for a job?

Looking? Yes.

Finding?

(inhales) No.

Haven't you been here for,
like, two months or something?

No sympathy for recent
college graduates

entering the recession?

That's unfair.

No, what's unfair is
you in my space, okay?

So, tomorrow you're working
for me at the cupcake shop.

You and me. It's Christmas rush.

I'm allergic to
sugar and retail.

- [Trisha] Is he adopted?

Yeah, right?

He seems like it.

So, you realize you may
never see A.J. again, right?

Why? Why are you talking
about this stuff?

Hold on.

Here.

Merry early Christmas.

I know that this is
really helping you,

but I'm really not into the
whole self-help book thing.

You haven't even read it and
it's a national best seller.

How can 20 million
people be wrong, hm?

Didn't they say that
about smoking in the '50s?

Zip it.

Skylar St. Jean says this
book changed her life

and let her finally be the
person she, who is Skylar?

Who cares?

Cass, she's, like,
a major movie star.

- [Cassie] Whatever.

Just read the book and
stop letting opportunity

literally walk out your door.

(upbeat Christmas music)

Anyone here?

Hey.

Hey.

Back for my morning sugar rush.

Any recommendations?

Um, yeah, I really like
the chocolate ones.

They do look good.

(dishes clattering)

- [Zach] Stupid sink!

I'm sorry.

Everything okay back there?

Need a hand?

Well, not unless you fix
sinks, so probably not.

Done my share of handy work.

Really?

Want me to take a look?

Yeah.

Okay.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

Whoa.

This might take a minute.

(upbeat music)

- [Zach] So, the sink.

- [A.J.] Hold on.

- [Zach] Is broken.

Yeah, until you get that fixed

I wouldn't turn that back on.

Ever.

I'm sorry it was
so wet. (laughs)

It's fine.

Dude, you look really familiar.

Okay, A.J. this is
my brother Zach.

(playful music)

Have we met?

Work in timber?

Well, I don't know
how to repay you.

Thank you so much.

All I did was turn
off the water.

But if you had a
toolbox I could do more.

We've been waiting
forever for them to come.

Why don't you let
me take a look.

I used to do plumbing
jobs back in the day.

Okay, well, I heard that
it's really complicated,

so I don't know if--

Hey, I'm all about complicated.

(upbeat orchestral music)

So, is it as bad as I thought?

Actually, no.

We're all clear.

All clear. That's it, huh?

I've been waiting months
to get this thing fixed.

Thank you.

Happy to be of service.

You know, it actually felt good.

It's been awhile since I've
actually done something myself.

Well, I could've
never done it myself,

so call me grateful.

So, what are you doing in town?

Change.
Change?

It's been a busy few years.

So, cool out a
little bit, relax.

Pick up a little side work.

Well, I really need help.

I know you like cupcakes and
you fix sinks, so you're hired.

(soft piano music)

I don't know. (laughs)

No? Well, I know.

I know that I need a working
kitchen before Christmas rush

and you just fixed
my sink without any
plumber crack showing

and my brother is gonna bail.

(pan clattering)

Yeah.

Okay, I really,
really need your help.

Just a little bit.

Just up 'til Christmas, please?

I'll do it as long as I
can stay in the kitchen.

Okay.

I'm not good with
customer service.

Okay. Deal.

You have yourself
a new employee.

So, are you good with stoves?

(upbeat music)

# I wished on a star #

# To know who you are #

# But all my dreams and wishes #

# They just might seem strange #

# But I need a change #

# To make a very
merry Christmas #

# When I look into your eyes #

# I see a love that's true #

# Making Christmas
treats with you #

# Is all I wanna do #

# Be my star for
Christmas, baby #

# Be my, be my shining star #

(twinkling music)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

I'm thinking about
auditioning to be an extra

for that movie here
in town. (grunting)

What is that?

It's me getting shot.

I thought it was
a Christmas movie.

Well, I don't know.

They said they were lookin'
for people to get shot.

Hm, well as long
as you're working.

(upbeat music)

Hi.

Hey, Gonzo.

Okay.

Hi.

So, was he good? How was he?

So listen, I just
wanted to tell you,

I told you that I had a thing.

Yeah.
The other day.

I went to a support group.

It's for inattentive partners.

Oh.
Here.

So, I was supposed
to make a list.

A list?
Of all the ways

that I hurt you.

Number one, I forgot
our anniversary.

Yes, you did.

Number two, I stood you
up on our anniversary

when I finally remembered
it just because I had

a bunch of friends in town
and it was the NBA finals

and I just got carried away.

Number three, I blamed
a lot of arguments

on your menstrual cycle.

I criticized you for your
terrible driving skills

and that's not okay
because some people

just don't know how to drive.

Really?

Number five, I
never paid you back

for that plane ticket you
bought me to Spain, first class.

You must hate me.

I don't, I don't
hate you, Jared.

I would hit me.

I would punch me

in my throat area right here.
I'm not gonna punch you.

I'm not gonna punch you.
'Cause you could kill a man.

I have one more that I wanna
say, and this is the big one.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

You know, Trisha?

Yeah, Trisha.

She's your best friend.

Of course she is.
Yes.

You know, Trisha.

I've always thought that she was

just really, really hot.

(dramatic music)

I deserve that.

Thank you.

(upbeat music)

Okay, gas pipes are
clean and clear.

Should take you about half the
time to warm this bad boy up.

Where have you been all my life?

Sacramento.

No, I'm serious.

What were you doing before this?

Where were you?

Geez, all the questions.

Better be offerin' a
dirty snow ball with this.

I'm serious.

What's your deal?

I was headin' to L.A.

Got a buddy with a
carpentry business

so I was gonna help him out,
but I can go whenever, so.

Cass, we're really
low on toilet paper.

Hey.

Okay.
Just FYI.

(upbeat music)

Sorry.

So, you're a carpenter?

Uh, used to be.

Now I'm just kinda lookin'.

Lookin' for what?

A dirty snow ball's
a good start.

I'm serious. What do you want?

What do you want in your life?

What do you need
to make you happy?

Um, I don't really know
what I want or need.

Okay.

Maybe I just gotta live
in the moment, you know?

Enjoy what's right
in front of me.

But you know right now
I'm feelin' pretty good.

Yeah?

Although, I could
think of one thing

that could make it better.

What's that?

A dirty snowball.

Oh no.

No.
No?

No.
Oh my gosh.

You don't like it?

What you mean I don't like it?

This is the greatest thing
I've ever tasted in my life.

I knew it!

Okay, why aren't
you selling this?

I don't know, because
the only people

that like anything with
the word dirt in it

is, like, a 12 year-old.

Change the name.

Okay, to what?

What could we call 'em?

Sinful snowballs.

People like to be
bad on the holidays.

Aren't you supposed to decide

if you wanna be naughty or nice?

Nothin' wrong with a little
naughtiness in my opinion.

You're not scared of
coals in your stocking?

No. Thank you.

(fireworks popping)
(romantic music)

(camera clicks)

(suspenseful music)

Alex!
(reporters shouting)

Right here!
(cameras clicking)

Guys, come on.

Cassie!
Over here, Alex!

Can you guys get outta here?

Come on, Cassie.
Right in the camera.

Look right in the camera.
Smile!

How long have you
guys been together?

Show us some teeth!

Smile big! Smile big!
(cameras clicking)

Alex? Who are you?

(reporters shouting)

Cassie, I'm sorry.

(reporters shouting)
Alex, come on now!

Come back.
What?

Look right here.
Alex!

- [Cassie] Alex!

Come on, man.
Come on, Alex!

(reporters shouting)
Cassie!

Cassie, over here.

Strike a pose, man.
(reporters shouting)

- [Trisha] I knew
that I recognized him.

- [Zach] Me, too.

How could you guys
not say anything?

Well, once I got to know him

I sorta forgot that
I knew him, you know?

I leave the retreat, which
was amazing, by the way,

thanks for asking,
and I check my phone

and what do I see but you
making out with Alex Grey.

I just don't really understand

why this is such a big deal.

Because he's, like,
one of the biggest

movie stars in the world.

And he's obviously into you.

He's a movie star.

A famous movie star.

I feel so stupid.

It's like I'm some
small town groupie

that he can just romance
and then take off.

(upbeat rock music)

Who's Skylar St. Jean?

Alex's ex-fiancee, remember?

I told you about her.

She's the one that got all
into the universe book.

Oh, and dumped him.

Oh my God.

Ah, she is a total babe.

She is so pretty.

I would never have a
chance compared to her.

(upbeat music)

(dramatic orchestral music)

# Wish you a merry Christmas #

# We wish you a
merry Christmas #

# We wish you a
merry Christmas #

Merry Christmas, officer.

Christmas?

Let me tell ya somethin'
about Christmas.

You look around, you see
lights, trees, presents,

and all that good cheer crap,

but do you know what I see?

I see past the presents.

I see past the wrapping paper

and I see a world that
is quickly falling apart.

- [Nolan] And cut.

Hey, you okay?

I didn't hurt ya, did I?

That was awesome.

Hey, thanks.

You guys all did great.

Good job.

Turn it around.

Actors take five.
How was that?

I can so do that.

I can carol.

I can get shoved
around by Alex Grey.

So go do it then.

I will.

Really soon.

Yeah.

(upbeat music)

You.

- [Zach] Really?

I want to hire you.

The official dessert caterer
of The Last Christmas Carol.

We wrap Christmas Eve.

That's really great,
but I actually make

all my yearly income
around the Christmas time

and if I am not at the
shop, then it's kind of

setting me up for a
disaster next year,

you know, with everything, so.

- [Nolan] We'll pay you double.

Sure.

You gonna help me?

Of course I'm gonna help you.

(twinkling music)

Hello, Cassie.

(exhales) I can't
do this right now.

I'd really love one
of those cupcakes

and a chance to talk.

No, I really don't
have any time.

I have so much to do.

I've gotta bake these things.

Your director or
whatever you call him,

he just wants me to--
You got time, yeah.

You're good. We can get you.

We got you covered.
Yeah, sure.

Perfect.

Just give me a
chance to explain.

I don't have anything
to talk to you about.

Go in my trailer and
we can talk in private.

It's air conditioned.

You're gonna love it.

- [Cassie] How
could you lie to me?

What exactly did I lie about?

You're a movie star.

I didn't lie about that.

I just left that part out.

That's the same thing.

Everything that you
told me, it's not true.

A.J.? A.J.!

My friends call me A.J.

My dad's name's Alex.

Growin' up I helped him do
plumbing jobs, carpentry stuff.

I thought I wanted
to be an actor

so I moved out to
Hollywood and--

So you found the nobody girl

and just used your
handy work stuff on me.

Cassie.

I came here because I
wanted to get away from L.A.

I wanted to get away
from the paparazzi.

I wasn't planning
on meeting anybody.

(soft orchestral music)

And Denver tells me, "Check
out this cupcake place."

I walk in and there you are.

And for some reason
you're the one person

on the planet who
doesn't know who I am.

You must think
I'm such an idiot.

No, I thought you were amazing.

It's great.

I can be the guy I used to be.

The one who fixes gas
pipes and water stripping.

So, you came here just for
your movie and then, what?

You were just never
gonna come back?

No.

I guess I hadn't really
thought that part through.

Well, I need
somebody that thinks

those kind of things through.

Somebody that is honest with me.

Somebody that I can trust.

Hey, wait a second.

I'm not Jared.

What about Jared?

I asked Trisha and I
may have seen you guys

trading off your
dog in the alley.

That sounds really weird.

Yeah, it's a little weird.

I really like you and I
wanna get to know you better.

Well, you can just
know that I'm nobody

and you're somebody and this
is just never gonna work.

(twinkling music)

(upbeat funk music)

(gasps) What?

No, don't!

I don't wanna know anything.

He was dating
three girls at once

and none of them knew
about each other?

He used to get into
fights, lots of them.

Oh, he was arrested
multiple times

and he knocked out
his parole officer.

It really doesn't matter, okay?

It's over. I told you.

Oh, but wait.

He's trying to clean up his act.

He's volunteering at
a children's hospital

and he says that he is
hoping for a second chance.

Dudes, guess who got
a job as an extra

on The Last Christmas Carol?

I visualized a job
on set and I got it.

Say hello to victim number two.

Right, cool, move out now.

Baby steps.

Wait, this is perfect.

Now Zach can spy on Alex.

No.
Whoa. Whoa.

Only if it doesn't
interfere with my method.

No, nobody is spying on anyone.

You guys, he has
Twitter account.

This is great.
Don't do it.

Don't do it, Trisha!

Feelin' kinda blue.

Didn't mean to hurt anybody,

but I lost somebody
important to me anyway.

The timestamp is 3:17 p.m.

Isn't that when you
left his trailer?

Oh my God, he's
talking about you.

Why?

Why is he doing this to me?

- [Trisha] Because he likes you.

And?

Sometimes there is no and, Cass.

Hey!
Whoa.

Dude, I'm reading that.

Seriously?

Guys?

- [Zach] Cass, give it here.

Zach, this is my life.

(jaunty music)

All right, the kitchen
is on the fritz

and we are understaffed.

So, what do you want, a cupcake?

Yes.
Thank you, thank you.

All right.

Chocolate, chocolate, sorry.

Chocolate. Is that cool?

Here.

Where's Zach and Trisha?

I don't know.

Zach has some job and Trisha's
doing morning visualization.

Ooh, gas valve's
on the fritz again?

Yeah.

Okay, take 10 people.

We'll be right back.
10, we'll be right back.

Hey, we'll be...

Cassie.
What?

Let me help you.

No, I don't need your help.

Look, I know I have
some baggage, okay.

I'm sure you've read some stuff.

Yeah, ya do.

Not everything
they write is true.

Okay, so you didn't get
written up for probation for,

I don't know, fighting
an Australian rugby team?

Okay, that one's true.

Yeah.
But some of the others are,

okay, that's not the point.

Look, I'm sorry, okay.

I didn't mean to deceive you.

You need help here,
so let me help you.

Okay fine.

I need you to look at the sink.

I need you to look at the oven.

I need you to look
at the fridge.

It's acting up again.

And I really, really,
really need help

with the Christmas
wreaths on the cupcakes.

Wreaths, I love wreaths.

Perfect. I will do it.

Abuse me. I like it.

Go.
Okay.

Okay.
Fine, okay.

I have to go.
Okay.

She's so hot.

You don't get tired of
cupcakes all the time?

No.

It's the name of the store
and it's what sells, so.

I don't know.

I think you should
try sinful snowball.

Never know, it
could be a huge hit.

I don't know about that.

We'll see.

Hey, Cass. Sorry I'm late.

I had a dream about
this guy last night.

He was wearing a beret
and he was painting

snow capped forests
with Bob Ross.

I missed that little underbite.

Gimme a kiss. (kissing smacks)

Alex Grey.

(playful orchestral music)

(laughs) Wha?

Yeah, so, Alex this is Jared.

Jared, heard a lot
about you, buddy.

Yeah.

I've, I, I...

Good job on your last film.

That was a cool vampire movie.

Thank you, appreciate that.

No, my friend saw it and said

that the girl was
really good in it.

- [Alex] Thank you.

Question, though, for an actor.

You know when you have the abs?

Did they really paint those on?

Serious question.

Well, I can't speak for,
mine are real, yes, but...

I'll let you guys--

I'm just asking a
lot of questions.

I've never met a
celebrity before.

It's crazy that you're here.

Yeah.
(Jared laughs)

That's funny.

Hey, come here.

What's Alex Grey
doing in your kitchen?

He's--
Because I can help

you get him outta
here if you want.

No, that's weird.

He's my friend.

So, what kind of friend?

Like a friend.

Well, yeah he's like

a friend.
A friend with benefits?

He's a friend, friend,
like, of a friend.

So, I don't know.
I've been thinking.

I think that maybe
I made a mistake.

Are you kidding?

I don't have time for this.

Hold on, wait.

Then we'll talk tomorrow.

It's a date.

It's not a date.

(both laugh)

It's definitely a date.

No it's not.

That's so weird.

Good seein' ya.

Oh my God, that's so funny.

You know how to make me laugh.

There's just so much
history that we have.

I'll see ya tomorrow.

See ya.
See ya.

Good luck with stuff.

You, too, Jared.

Wow, that guy's a tool.

Well, at least he doesn't
fall asleep at dog parks.

Really are lookin' up
everything on me, huh?

Search away.

Just means you're interested.

Whatever, no I'm not.

I have to go to set.

Hold it.

It wasn't a dog park.

It was my neighbor's front lawn.

Fine.

(twinkling music)

Hello, little child.

You will be next to
sit on Santa's lap.

Are you excited?

No, of course not.

You think it's my first
time, freckle face?

- [Alex] Ho, ho, ho.

And what do you want for
Christmas, little man?

I want code death and
operation annihilation.

Everybody get down!

I'm police.

- [Nolan] Cut.

- [Alex] Hey, nice job.

(boy chuckles)

So, Alex Grey helped
me change my tire

in the parking lot today.

Not afraid to get
his hands dirty.

So, Mandy was hitting
on Alex at that bar

the other night.

He totally shut her down.

I mean, I hear he's
interested in somebody else.

Lucky her.

He's so cute.

Oh, he is, he is.

Thank you.

Universe if this is you,
you are so not subtle.

No.

Delivery for ya.

Thank you.

I never thought about that.

Here ya go.

Thanks.

Oh, hands off!

Whatever.

All right, thanks.

See ya.

Okay, what is this?

You deserve some
sparkle in your life.

(women gasp)

Okay.

So, what are you gonna do?

Well, I don't know.

What am I gonna do?

What am I gonna do?

I'm gonna give it back.

Come on, at least
give it to charity.

Give it to me.

I'm not giving it to you.

I'm giving it back.

You are no fun at
all, I tell ya what.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

- [Cassie] Hello?

Hey.

What the hell is this?

Why would you get me this?

Because girls like diamonds.

No, I am not a movie star
walking on any red carpet.

I'm a baker.

I have flour and sugar
all over me 24-7.

The last time I wore a dress
was at my aunt's wedding

a year ago and I'm...

I'm gonna bake them.

They're diamond earrings.

I'm gonna bake them.

Why do I feel like
you're about to hit me?

I'm sorry.

This is really nice, it's
just too nice for me.

You're amazing.

I just threatened you
physically with jewelry.

Other women I've dated
have been impressed

by diamonds, expensive things,

but you are not
like other women.

And I'm sorry.

I should've known better.

Ooh. I'm sorry.

I went totally crazy
on you just now.

Hey, it's okay, but
just know that it's okay

to let someone else do
something nice for you.

You deserve it.

Okay, well if you wanna
do something nice for me,

get me, like, a
plumber or comfy shoes.

The sink from the
shop backing up again?

No, it's at my house
and I wanna take a bath

and my brother's crap's
always in the tub

because he doesn't do
anything and my feet hurt.

And you're charming
and gorgeous.

You think I'm gorgeous?

Yes, and you stress me out.

Stress you out?

Okay, what can I do?

How can I help you?

You could stop being awesome.

And I have to go.

I have to go.

(soft music)

Thank you.

Oh my gosh, I'm on a movie set.

This is crazy.

Hi.

I had to show them my ID.

It's crazy. (laughs)

I feel fancy.

So, Cassie, I've been thinking.

We should be creative
with our gifts this year.

Let's do arts and crafts.

Let's do something different.

Uh, I don't think we should
do anything this year.

Nothing?

Gonzo, who wants a tummy rub?

Who wants a tummy rub.

Oh ho ho, he loves tummy rubs.

It's so funny that I know
that because he's my dog.

He's Cassie's dog isn't he?

I mean, you broke up with her.

I was just curious how you have

any claim over the little guy.

I'm still attached
to the dog, okay?

We go way back.

We have history and
he has feelings, too,

and I'm not just gonna run away.

I get it.

How you feel stupid about
breaking up with Cassie

and using the dog as a way
to try and get her back.

Wow, you don't even know me

and you're assuming
all this stuff.

What are you, my shrink?

Just callin' it like I see it.

Okay, Alex.

I've known Cassie
for four years.

I've known Gonzo
since he was a puppy.

You've been here for, what?

A week and, like, three days?

How many weeks and three
days are there in four years?

Okay, guys?

Please stop.

Probably like 200 and 30ish.

True.
Do the math.

Never been my strong suit.

Hey, there's a basketball court.

You wanna play some
basketball with me?

I'd love to play.

Really?
Yeah.

All right, man.

I'll take you down, superstar.

All right. You ready?

(laughs) Am I ready?

What do you think?

I always come ready.

Idiot.

Yeah, that's right, I
just called you an idiot.

I don't care if there's people
on this set that like you.

I don't. Let's play, man.

You're getting ridiculously
close to me right now.

How close can I get?

It's kind of uncomfortable.
Until it gets weird, huh?

Yeah.
You feelin' weirded out

right now?

It's definitely weird.
Yeah.

Let's take it out
on the court, buddy.

Let's do it, but we
won't get that close.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(rhythmic music)

Wanna stretch first?

Let's be safe.

You know, just
'cause you're famous

you think you're untouchable.

I'm about to touch
you all over, fool.

What?
Shut up.

Alex. Alex.

What are you doing?
Just give me five minutes.

Who is this guy?
I say we go one on one.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

Yeah, how 'bout that, huh?

You want some muscle?

Ready for this?

A little body pump.

Pump. How 'bout a hook?

(crowd applauds)

- [Spectator] Come
on, Alex. Yeah.

(crowd applauds)

(hip hop music)

(crowd applauds)

(crowd applauds)
(crowd cheers)

(Jared shouts)

- [Spectator] Aw, man.

(crowd applauds)
(crowd cheers)

- [Jared] Unh. How
do you like that?

(soft music)

(crowd applauds)

Where's Cassie?

You have no chance
with her, man.

You might be right.

But I'm not the
one who dumped her.

Nice goin', buddy.

You got lucky.

Home court advantage.

(upbeat music)

You have two guys trying
to show off for you.

Sounds kinda hot.

Yeah, I guess it was kinda hot.

(Trisha laughs)

Cassie Drake?

I'm Monique and I'm here
to make you feel unique,

to soothe those tired
toes and show you

some fabulous options
in footwear, girl.

Oh, um...

What is this?

Oh, almost forgot.

From someone special.

(twinkling music)

You better not think about
giving this one back.

I'm gonna take
advantage of this.

Well, come on, girl.

(Cassie laughing)

# Sleigh bells are ringing #

# Your feet are singing #

# Happy holidays #

# Happy holidays #

# Uh uh #

# Happy holidays
to you my friend #

# Happy holidays to you #

Keep your eyes open
for opportunities

and open doors will follow.

- [Alex] Don't buy
into that junk, Zach.

Oh, I'm not.

It's just stupid.

So, hey.

So, I was thinkin'.

Christmas is just
around the corner

and I know we don't know
each other that well,

but is there something you
think Cassie might like?

Cassie's a really difficult
person to shop for.

Yeah, I know.

Everyone needs something.

Zach, what does Cassie need?

An off button.

Come on, dude, think.

No, for real.

She's always so
busy running around

helping everybody
else but herself,

she never really gives herself
time to relax, you know?

I can see that.

But, getting back to
me, what I really need

is a bigger closet because
Cassie's bathtub is too small.

Bathtub?

Yeah, I got a lot of junk.

Huh. Hey.

Wanna join us?

No.

Sorry, excuse me.

I actually can't.

I just wanna say thank you
for the whole mani pedi

and the shoe gal things.

- [Alex] Pick out a good pair?

I did, thank you.

My feet feel fabulous, so.

Well, you look
fabulous as always.

Thanks.

I really, really appreciate it.

I'm just really glad that this
didn't upset you this time.

No, no.

It was really thoughtful.

Hi, Zach.

Yo.

All right, well, I'm gonna
go back to the cupcake shop.

See ya.
See ya.

So...

I might be able to help you,

but I'd need another
line in the movie.

Done.

I might need two.

Done.

I might need a
little love scene.

Don't push it.

Five lines, you
help me with Cassie?

Deal.

Did you get that?

Give him five lines.

And maybe a kiss.

(Zach chuckles)

(upbeat music)

(doorbell rings)

- [Trisha] Hello there.

Hello.

What's goin' on.

Are you going on
another retreat?

What? No.

Not going on a retreat.

This is Zach's stuff.

Is Zach going on a retreat?

Are you ready?

- [Zach] Send her up, I'm ready!

Why don't you just come with me.

(Trisha laughs)

And open.

What?

What, is this real?

Yup, this is your
new bathroom now.

It's so girly in here.

I don't know where
I'm gonna pee.

You sneaky girl.

Alex.

This is your day off.

Excuse us.

Yup, thank you.

How are you?

Yeah, I love it.

Good.

So, is it true
that you met Skylar

by showing up drunk
at her birthday party

and then face planting
into her birthday cake?

- [Cassie] Trisha.

No, it's okay.

Only 70% of those
online stories are true.

That one is 100% true.

I was drinking a lot back then
and thinking things through

was kind of always
a problem for me.

Dude, so been there.

So, after a few rounds of
court appointed counseling

I guess you start
asking yourself,

do they like me for
me or do they like me

because I'm famous?

You're a cool dude.

And hey, everyone
goes on a bender

and does dumb things
at least once.

Yeah?

Well, let's hear it guys,

because every one of my bad days

is splashed all
over the internet.

Come on, dish up the dirt.

What have you guys done?

What's the worst thing
that's ever happened to you?

I tell ya what,
if you guys spill,

the reward is the newly
famous sinful snowball.

- [Trisha And Zach] I was
arrested for streaking!

(Alex and Cassie chuckle)

What about you.

I don't know.

How about the time
Jared dumped you.

You were pretty upset.

You threw all his clothes
on the front lawn.

Yeah, well most breakups
are pretty traumatic.

When I got dumped I felt
like someone kicked me

in the stomach and poured
gasoline down my throat.

Couldn't eat for weeks.

Yeah, I don't know.

I think the mornings
were the hardest for me.

I had to go through feeling
really bitter and angry

and, you know, feeling
like it was all my fault.

That I wasn't good enough.

That is exactly what
it was like for me.

Did you delete all the
photos off the computer, too?

I did, yes.

I did.

And then four months later
they are in the trash.

Right?

They don't delete.
Still there.

Yeah, you gotta do it twice.

What's up with that?

They're still there.

But good riddance, right?

Mm-hm, indeed.

Movin' on, movin' forward.

(piano music)

# I'm breathless you see #

# You leave me
breathless as can be #

# Oh oh #

# Oh oh #

# Oh oh #

# Can someone tell me why #

You're good at dishes,
too, aren't you?

So?

It was amazing.

Seriously amazing. Thank you.

I just...

You what?

I shouldn't have assumed
anything with you.

I just thought that
you were something else

and that this could never work

and you made that so hard
because you're really nice

and you didn't run.

And, I don't know, you
kinda fixed my bathtub

and, like, my entire house.

Sinful snowballs are
huge at my store.

Dude, I told ya.

I might wanna start
offering new things

and that's good of you.

Okay.

Why are you doing this?

Because I really like you.

Oh, okay, well, I
really like you, too.

I don't really know why people

are putting my photos
on the internet.

I have a really
boring life. (laughs)

But thank you, because
nobody's ever done this

for me before, so
it's really nice.

I like doing things for you.

I know it hasn't been that long,

but I haven't been this
happy in a long, long time.

Me, too.

(soft romantic music)

Okay, I'm gonna leave.

Okay.
Because I want to,

but I wanna be a gentlemen.

(Cassie giggles)
Okay?

I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay, see ya.

(suspenseful music)

(Trisha gasps)

(Trisha giggles)

- [Alex] It's all good, guys.

'Night.

Bye. You leaving?

Oh.
You're here

and now you're not here.
Leave so quick.

See you.

(soft orchestral music)

Alex.

Skylar.

(giggles) Hi, baby.

Surprise.

What are you doing here?

I'm your new co-star.

What?

Oh, don't be mad.

I made Nolan
promise not to spill

because I wanted
to tell you myself.

What happened to--

Oh, she decided to go dig
wells in Haiti for Christmas.

She's so outreach minded.

I love her.

Is this sugar free?

You can't stay here.

What do you mean?

I have to stay here.

It was part of my deal.

Plus the rest of the
hotel is sold out

because they're
housing the crew.

But you and I have
so much that we need

to catch up on anyway
and I promise...

(upbeat rock music)

# Dashing through the snow #

# In a one horse open sleigh #

# O'er the fields we go #

# Laughing all the way #

# Bells on bobtails ring #

# Making spirits bright #

# What fun it is
to laugh and sing #

# A sleighing song tonight #

# Jingle bells, jingle bells #

(electronic music)

(dramatic music)

- [Nolan] Cut. Brilliant.

(tense music)

Oh, let me help you up there.

This is so much cooler

than anything I
could've visualized.

You did great.

Thanks.

Oh, thank you.

Hi!

Hi.
How are you?

- [Girl] Good.

What's your name?

Hey.

You okay?

Look, I was gonna call you,

but you don't really
have a cell phone.

Skylar's here.

- [Alex] Yeah, I know.

They cast her last night.

I didn't even know.

Skylar St. Jean,
your ex-girlfriend
movie star is here.

Cassie, Skylar dumped me
when I proposed to her, okay?

When you pro, oh my God.

I'm gonna be sick.

(exhales) Just breathe.

Miss Skylar, can I
have your autograph?

Of course you can.

Watch the present. Jump!

Woo!

(Cassie grunts)
Breathe.

(angelic music)

Hi there.

Hi.

Lexi was wondering if she
could have a cookie, please.

Yeah, of course.

Thank you.

And you must be Cassie.

Yeah.

Amazing gluten free
chocolate peppermint bark.

Seriously.
Thanks.

Honestly, I would love
to sit down with you

and talk about some
branding opportunities.

There is a huge market
for your kind of goodies.

Skylar.

What?

You'd be our first
investor, right?

And with me on board
we could attract

all kinds of money.

I'm just saying, we should talk.

I don't know, that'd
probably be kind of weird.

Yes, definitely.

What's weird about making money?

Oh, have you met Sarah yet?

I hired her for everyone
for the rest of the shoot

and I am sure that
you have been working

your little buns
off behind the oven,

so you should definitely
take advantage.

Let her work her magic.

She's amazing.

And it's probably time for
us to go make the magic.

It's just movie talk.

Cassie.

So nice to meet you.

Ready Lexi?

Let's skip.

Here we go.

# La la la la la #

# La la la la la #

# La la la la la #

# La la la la la #

She's really nice.

Yeah, kinda.

In her own way.

Look, can we go out tonight?

No, I have so much to do.

I'm really
overwhelmed right now.

This whole Skylar thing, though.

It's okay, right?

I don't know.

It's over.

There's nothin' between us.

Really?
Yeah.

And you look really
cute and sweaty.

See ya later.
Oh my God.

Oh my gosh, she is so pretty.

I can not believe you
were talking to her.

Dude, she's amazing.

Oh my God, I really
wanna talk to her

about the universe book.

Do you think she'll
talk to me about it?

Is St. Jean or St. John?

Jean.
St. Jean.

Jean.
Jean.

It's like French.

Jean.
Jean.

Jean.
Jean.

Are you serious?

I can not believe the universe

is opening this door
for me right now.

You're shvitzing a little bit.

- [Trisha] Yeah, no, you
look a little peaked.

Are you okay?o music)

Skylar St. Jean is amazing.

I'm picturing it.

Romance.

Marriage.

Babies.

(knocking at the door)

Someone's at the door.

Get the door, Zach!

I don't wanna.

- [Cassie] You're so annoying.

Slacker.
Baker.

(upbeat music)

Hey.
Hey.

I picked up those
noodles you like.

- [Cassie] Wow.

Dude, that's a total chick move.

Shut up.
Nah, he's right.

I can tell you're busy.

Oh, flour on my face.

So, I know things
are kinda weird

with Skylar being here, but...

It's fine, yeah.

You know you're the
only one I want, right?

'Cause I can't stop
thinkin' about ya.

(Cassie laughs)

Seriously.

I'm, like, in love with you.

Come here, you weirdo.

Come on.

Can you go to his place?

No, I'm baking.

You know what, man?

For once in your life, be a man!

Move out.

Yeah, move out!

(Zach groans)

(soft romantic music)

I saw pictures of her.

Who?

I saw pictures of Skylar.

Her body's so, her body's
really good compared to mine.

Stop. Stop.

You...

I can't, she's really--

You're perfect.

Perfect exactly the way you are.

Are you sure?
Oh yeah.

Seriously, close the door.

- [Cassie] (laughs)
Get outta here.

# Be my star for
Christmas, baby #

# Be my one and only #

# No more lonely #

# Stand forever by your side #

# Be my shining star #

# For Christmas #

# For Christmas #

There he is.

- [Reporters] Alex! Alex!

# Could there be a chance #

# A magic door might open #

# Into my life #

# Love at first sight #

# Sweetness I was hopin' #

# Every night I close my eyes #

# And pray for somebody true #

# For makin' Christmas
all year round #

# Now could it really be you #

# Be my star for
Christmas, baby #

# Be my one and only #

# No more lonely #

# Stand forever by your side #

# Be my shining star #

Serving number 122.

Wow, I didn't know our
numbers went up this high.

Me neither.

(chuckles) Everybody quiet!

(suspenseful orchestral music)

Thank you.

Cassie.

You, your baking, amazing.

The crew told me that
you were getting swamped.

Small business.

Need some help, yes?

Uh, why?

Girl power, sister.

Come on!

Just tell me what you need.

Like, probably a thousand
hands would, you know.

Leave it to me.

(playful music)

And red icing base
and red icing base.

That's where it all starts.

Beautiful.

Um, wonderful.

Ooh, nice attention to detail.

Santa, yours looks a
little bit naughty.

I'm just saying.

Cassie, what do we do next?

Um, green trim around the top.

Green trim around the top.

Green trim around the top and
sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle.

Wonderful.

And we've got two more minutes.

Two more minutes to finish
up these cupcakes, people.

Let's make it happen.

Make it happen.

You're kind of amazing.

Aw, thank you.

You know, one of my
favorite acting teachers

gave me one huge
piece of advice.

Everyone needs direction.

I'm sorry, I don't
think I got your name.

I'm me.

Trisha.

Trisha.

It's very nice to
meet you, Trisha.

You, well, universe.

Trisha's favorite book

is How the Universe
Opens Your Doors.

(gasps) I love that book.

That book changed my life.

I mean, it completely, right?

You--
Did it change yours?

I, yeah.

Exactly.

(women laugh)

You know what?

We should all go Christmas
shopping together.

That's, I'm really busy in here.

What?
It's kind of a lot.

You know what?

First we shop and then, more
importantly, we cocktail.

I'm buying.

I insist.

It's almost closing time.

Exactly.

She's in.

(funk music)

Gosh, I'm so sorry about that.

Come on in, come on in.

Oh, careful, careful.

You guys can just
set those anywhere.

That's great.

Thank you so much.

Y'all sit, sit.

- [Trisha] Wow, this
place is so cool.

This is so wonderful.

Cassie, just two things
with the paparazzi.

You just wanna look at
them as an asset, okay?

Not like the enemy.

Like, when you do
this and throw things.

I mean, just from sister advice.

Yeah, it's not that flattering.

Yeah, 'cause you're so pretty.

Um, anyway.

I learned so much from the
book, you know. (chuckles)

And actually, it was
the visualization lesson

that broke me and Alex up.

Oh.

So, what about
visualizations was it?

Well, this is gonna sound crazy,

but when Alex proposed
I ran because I couldn't

visualize him behind my door.

That's crazy, right?

Because who wouldn't wanna
marry Alex Grey? (laughs)

But I could not see it.

So, I ran.

Why couldn't you see it really?

Well...

He would lie a lot.

He wouldn't call it lying.

He called it, "I just
didn't tell you that part."

Really?

So, you Trisha and Skylar
went Christmas shopping, huh?

We did.

The photos are all
over the internet.

Really? Already?

That's fast.

Welcome to Skylar's world.

She never met anyone
she couldn't charm.

Oh, well, and then a bunch

of photographers or
whatever showed up.

That's because she
called 'em ahead of time.

What?
Let 'em know

where she was gonna be.

It's how she works.

Weird.

Dude.

What?

What is going on back there?

You said you didn't like to
see yourself on the internet.

I don't.
Right.

Guys.

Come on guys.

(dramatic orchestral music)

If I didn't know you better

I'd say you're starting
to like the limelight.

What is this?

What?

(somber music)

That's, (scoffs) a lot
of bull is what that is.

Is it?

But that's you, dude.

That's you and Skylar.

Guys, can you give us a
little bit of space, please?

Why was Skylar in
your hotel room?

Cassie, we're shootin'
a movie together.

She came over to run
lines, but that's it.

Nothin' happened.

I can't believe
that I believed her

when she said,
"Yeah, me and Alex

"are gonna be friends again."

I don't care what she said,

but nothing happened.

Okay, I know how you
Hollywood types work.

It's different.

Look, this stuff
is all fabricated.

You know that.

No, no I'm not gonna
be with somebody again

that makes me feel like
there's something better

than me out there.

Cassie!

Will you...

Cassie, wait!

Looks like that's
a wrap, Hollywood.

The universe is
closing this door.

(dramatic orchestral music)

Skylar, Alex Grey isn't
worth a dime of your time,

but I am.

Get over here.

Alex Grey is not worth
your time, but I am.

Excuse me.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(soft orchestral music)

Care for some shade?

Oh, is that Cassie's Jared?

How do you know Jared?

Trisha told me about
the custody arrangement

with the dog.

They look so happy.

And you do not.

Yeah, well maybe it
was the fake story

you gave to the gossip trades.

What?

I didn't do anything.

Aw, come on.

This has your
fingerprints all over it.

Why would I do
something like that?

The press makes up lies

because that's what
the readers want.

You know that.

I also know that
you love attention.

I can not believe
you actually think

that I would do
something like this.

Wow.

Look, I will make it up to you.

I will go down and
talk to Jared right now

and try to figure out
what kind of competition

you have with Cassie.

But I can honestly tell you,
you're gonna win hands down.

Skylar, I think
you've done enough.

Okay, I don't need your...

help.

Well, that's what men
are bad at, right?

Asking for help?

(Alex sighs)

(suspenseful orchestral music)

(phone beeping)

Well, hi there little cutie.

(Gonzo yelps)

Oh.
Sorry.

He normally does not
attack beautiful women.

Oh, it's fine.

I'll just...

You're Skylar St. Jean.

I am.

Hi.
Hi.

Pleasure.

Yes, big fan.

Thank you. Really?

Yeah, I've watched
a lot of your films.

Really?

Yeah, used to have your
posters up in my room.

I'm flattered.

What a charmer you are.

Now, is this Cassie Drake's dog?

Yes.

Well, it's our dog.

We have joint custody.

Right.

Because you are...

I can't believe Skylar St.
Jean is asking my name.

I'm Jared.
Jared.

Yeah.
That's right.

Now, I understand that you
used to be with Cassie.

Is that correct?

You understand correctly.

But now she's with Alex.

Unfortunately, yes.

Don't you think that you
should be with Cassie?

I think that I should
be with Cassie, yes.

Right, so let's talk about that.

Okay.

So, (mumbling).

Everyone likes Christmas.

What is wrong with you?

Don't you know crime rates
double over the holidays?

No, I don't need Christmas.

What I need is information.

Hey.

Cut.

Very good. Let's
shoot this, people.

(playful music)

Here.

So, I had a pretty
interesting talk

with Cassie's Jared yesterday.

Skylar, I told you
to stay out of it.

Don't worry.

He didn't suspect a thing.

I mean, really we
just talked about...

All right, he wants Cassie back.

You need to stop.

Listen, it makes perfect sense.

They have been in a relationship
for years, first of all.

Second of all, they're from
the same adorable town.

They agreed to share a dog,

which I think really
is just an excuse

for them to stay
near one another.

Yeah well, Cassie would
never take Jared back.

He dumped her and
treated her like garbage.

Yes, it's hard to
come back when trust

has been broken, isn't it?

But sometimes
people can be wrong

and trust can be rebuilt,
especially if two people

want the same thing.

Skylar.

What are you doing?

How was that, Nolan?

- [Nolan] That was very good.

- [Skylar] Makeup.
Last looks, please.

Cassie.

Cassie, we were rehearsing.

Cassie, you know what
a rehearsal is, right?

Alex, focus.

Stay focused here.

Now...

Yeah, I know.

- [Nolan] You look
good together.

(somber orchestral music)

Knock, knock.

Hope you don't mind,
I had a copy made.

I guess we're not
rehearsing then.

You're drinking.

Yes, I'm drinking.

But I'm not drunk.

Cassie won't even talk to me.

She doesn't believe
a word I'm saying.

I love her but she
doesn't trust me.

Okay, it's all right.

God, this tastes awful.

Look, take it slow.

Sit down, sit down.

You know, I'm a good guy.

You know, but no one
believes that about me.

They see a drunk, a mess.

That is not true.

You are a good guy.

You are a great guy.

I have always been...

(piano music)

Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wait a minute.

I'm not that drunk.

Ow.

Thanks a lot.

It's Cassie.

She doesn't want you, but I do.

It doesn't matter. I love her.

I know I probably don't have
a chance with her, but...

That's okay.

You can love her.

It doesn't matter.

I'm okay with that.

I just won't think
about it, okay?

(knocking at the door)
Hello? Alex?

Cassie?

Cassie!

- [Skylar] Cassie.

Hey.
Hi.

I was just gonna come
over and talk to you,

but obviously--

Yeah, it's really not
a good time right now.

Alex has been drinking.

Cassie, this is not what
you think it is, okay?

It never is.

You...

Cassie, wait.

Cassie!

(somber orchestral music)

(fists banging)

Everybody, we are closed.
(customers shouting)

We are closed.

No more questions about Cassie.

Goodnight, happy Christmas.

Goodnight! Oh.

Go home. Go away.

Goodnight.

I'm strong.

I'm so strong.

You are strong.

Oh my God, I know it
sounds really cliche,

but I really wanna eat my
way through this heartbreak.

I wanna eat all of the--
No you don't.

No you don't.

You're on this 24-7.

I do.
You don't want to.

No, I wanna eat this
chocolate is gonna be so good.

I'm doing it.
Spit it out.

No, don't. Spit it out.

Spit out. Spit it out.

Spit it out.

Okay.

I'm gonna tell Skylar St. Jean
that I, like, really like her

and then she'll kiss
me like I've seen

through my universe
door and then Alex

will be free for Cassie again

and it'll be a win-win.

Am I right?

Knock it off, Zach.

Jared wouldn't do this to me.

Yeah, but Jared's lame.

Jared wants me.

He wants me back.

I can't trust Alex, but Alex
makes me feel really good.

But Jared wants me
now and if I just...

I don't know what
I'm supposed to do.

Because you didn't
read the universe book.

# On a cold snowy night #

# With you by the fire #

# That's been my dream #

# My only desire #

# On Christmas Eve #

# We'd hang mistletoe above #

# On Christmas Eve we
would fall in love #

# Love me #

# On Christmas #

# And forever, I will never #

# Leave your side #

(soft orchestral music)

- [Cassie] Jared.

What are you doing here?

I promise I am not
gonna be the best dancer

and that I'm gonna mess up.

Okay.

But I will always do my best.

Okay, you can try.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Ow. (chuckles)

Okay, that's one.

Told you.

How 'bout three? I get three.

I step on you three times,
you throw me in the lake.

Awesome.

(romantic music)

I want you back.

I don't know.

I can't.

I can't do this.

Talk to me.

Just tell me what.

I don't know what I'm doing.

I don't know, I'm so confused
about everything right now.

I can't do this.

I can't do this.

Cassie.

(upbeat music)

Dudes, today's the day.

Today I'm gonna make
the move on Skylar.

(snorts) Last day of filming?

No time like the present.

So then we can...

Oh, looks who's here.

Hey, look who's here.

Hey everyone, gather
around, gather around.

Cassie and her crew are
here for our last day.

I think we should let her know

what we think about that, huh?

(crew applauds)

Thanks, guys.

It's so nice.

You guys make me
feel really special.

I'm just a baker, so.

But I feel like a
movie star. (chuckles)

All right, well.

Thanks, Nolan.

All right, wish me luck.
Okay. (grunts)

Where's he going?

He's gonna go make
the move on Skylar.

I know, he is so
gonna crash and burn.

Skylar.

Wait, what are you thinking?

I think it's time to tell
America's sweetheart how it is.

What?
Yeah.

Let's do this.
Let's do this.

The thing is, Skylar,
I see you in my door,

my universe door and--

Skylar, you and I need to talk.

Oh my gosh, what--

Can it, Zach.

She probably thinks
you're a stalker.

No you don't. Do you?

Okay, I admit that
I didn't think

that I could compete with
America's sweetheart.

I mean, not somebody
that was that sweet

or that nice or that friendly.

I mean, not even you can, right?

But I just wanna
say, good for you.

You win. You got Alex.

You got everything you
want and I am just me.

I'm a successful baker.

I am the world's
greatest dog owner.

I'm a good friend.

I'm a great sister.

I'm not nobody, okay.

I'm just me.

Cassie, nothing happened
with me and Alex.

You were all over him
in the hotel room.

What are you talking about?

Yes, I wanted Alex back, okay?

I did everything I
could to get him back.

I told the paparazzi
where I'd be.

I told the paparazzi where
you and Jared would be.

Whatever.

He turned me down, okay?

I threw myself at him
and he turned me down.

I don't take no for
an answer, okay?

He wouldn't budge
because he wants you.

So you threw yourself on
him and he turned you down?

Yes. Yes.

Why?

Because.

He doesn't want me.

He wants you.

(chuckles) Well, I gotta go.

- [Skylar] Go! (laughs)

(rhythmic music)

I'm not a stalker, you know.

No, I know.

I've had stalkers before.

You're way too passive. (laughs)

- [Zach] Passive?

(Trisha gasps)

Wow.

Not passive.

Um, you guys.

Cassie needs our help.

We need to go, right away.

Is this a chase?

I love chases.

(suspenseful music)

- [Zach] Hey! Alex!

Alex!

He's not at the hotel.

The hospital hasn't seen him.

(groans) Nolan, I just
keep getting his voicemail.

What do you wanna do, Cass?

I don't know.

Universe, okay!

I'm saying it.

I've been really, really
harsh about your book

and the whole open
the door thing

and the whole close
the door thing

and I've been mocking
you for, like, ever

and all my friends really
believe in your book,

but I don't care if
you're not gonna help me.

I'm just gonna say it out
loud because I love him.

(record scratches)

- [Zach And Trisha]
You love him?

Yeah, I love him.

I'm saying it out loud
because I think I love him.

Oh my gosh, isn't that
what it's all about?

Right?

Oh my gosh, if you're
gonna help anybody out,

me, please!

Okay! Okay.

My sources tell me
that second unit

is shooting the last scene
of the movie at the lake.

Sources?

What?

You talk to the universe?

No, of course not.

The paparazzi.

Oh.
(Trisha and Skylar squeal)

(suspenseful music)

Where are you guys going?

The lake's this way.

- [Cassie] Oh.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(explosion booms)

(suspenseful music)

It's done.

And to all a good night.

Alex!

Cut, cut, cut.

Cassie?

Hey.
Hi.

I'm sorry I didn't
believe you about Skylar.

I told you I was
telling the truth.

Yeah, well how am I
supposed to know anything?

So, you're not with Jared?

I'm not with Skylar.

So, what are you doin'
tonight for Christmas Eve?

Um, nothing.

Hanging out with you.

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

# Sunshine in every way #

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

# It's a Hollywood #

So, Skylar St. Jean.

Yes?

What are you doing
for Christmas Eve?

Oh, I have to catch a
flight to London, actually,

because I am ringing in
Christmas with the royals.

Do you wanna come with?

Well, actually I was wondering

if maybe you'd wanna low
key it here with us or me.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, Zach.

Oh, Skylar.

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

Oh universe, this
is one sappy door.

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

# It's a Hollywood
holiday Christmas #

Hm, yes, most ingenious.

That is the best
ending I've ever seen.

You, you're hired.

Wardrobe, get her in
a costume, please.

That's so weird.

Uh, yeah.

# Send me a star for Christmas #

# Everything's all right #

# Christmas time #

# It's a Hollywood
holiday Christmas #

(dramatic music)

- [Announcer] Nolan Denver
is proud to present...

Let me tell you something
about Christmas.

- [Announcer] The screen's
greatest action hero...

(explosion booms)

Alex Grey is
Detective Axle Slade.

The only man...

And to all a good night.

- [Announcer] Who
stands between Christmas

and Santa's most
deadly assassin,

Skylar St. Jean.

Everybody get down.

I'm police.

And Alex Grey are
heating up the screen

in The Last Christmas Carol.

I don't need Christmas.

What I need is information.

(upbeat music)

Merry Christmas Eve.

Your usual.

See you later.

I'm sorry, I'm late, but
have you seen the news?

What?

Oh yeah, the Last
Christmas Carol

just topped the box office
for the third week in a row.

# They're talkin' sequel #

# They're talkin' sequel #

I'm gonna ask for a bigger part.

Maybe bad guy number two?

Oh, you'd be amazing.

I know, right?

All right, honey.

Chimney's fixed,
ready for Santa.

Did you hear the news?

What, about the sequel? Yeah.

But I told 'em we're only
doing it if we shoot it here.

What? Here?

Of course.

This is the house of the best
damn cupcakes in the world.

And the home of somebody I love.

Just somebody, huh?

The only somebody
I'll ever love.

(upbeat rock music)

# Even though there's
no snow fallin' slow #

# My Christmas wish came
true under the mistletoe #

# You (mumbles) such
a great surprise #

# There's nothin' more I want
on this Christmas night #

# I spent all this
time wishing #

# On a star #

# Never thought one
would fall in my arms #

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

# Sunshine in every way #

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

# It's a Hollywood
holiday Christmas #

# In my sad real life #

# We'll make
everything all right #

# Keep me warm on
Christmas night #

# It's a Hollywood
holiday Christmas #

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

# Sunshine in every way #

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

# It's a Hollywood
holiday Christmas #

# In my sad real life #

# You'll make
everything all right #

# Everything all right #

# Keep me warm on
Christmas night #

# It's a Hollywood
holiday Christmas #

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

# Sunshine in every way #

# It's a Hollywood holiday #

# It's a Hollywood
holiday Christmas #

# (mumbles) star for Christmas #

# Everything all right #