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- Just put it back where you got it from, OK?
- No.
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Thank you for coming in today. I've read your application.
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- It was...funny.
- Oh!
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Your husband tried to kiss me on your birthday.
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So, how did you two meet?
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He fucked me up the arse.
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So, is your business...surviving?
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The lease is up in a couple of days,
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and I don't think I can really afford to...
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Oh! Sneaking a preview, are we?
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It's a sexhibition.
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Inspired by and moulded on your father.
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I will definitely be there.
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I'm leaving Martin. I'm going to give you the money for the cafe,
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- and I'm going to go to fucking Finland. I'll see you at the sexhibition.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah!
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- Oh!
- Oh, look at me.
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I want to see those tiny things again.
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- Oh!
- Ugh!
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Stay sexy. Stay sexy.
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Those tits.
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- Oh! OK. Yeah!
- They are so fucking tiny.
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May I..?
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Oh, yeah.
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Erm.
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Oh, God.
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There's always a stage when someone's falling in love with you that they lose their erection.
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They get confused, they panic, the stakes get too high,
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the blood rushes from their dick to their heart.
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- Oh, Jesus.
- And everything is fucked.
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Oh!
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What?
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Oh, no, I don't think Hillary is going to want to hear this.
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Oh, go on.
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- No.
- Oh, go on.
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OK, an 11-year-old boy was put in juvenile prison
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for repeatedly sticking rubber ended pencils
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up his school hamster's arsehole.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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Why would they do that?
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Apparently he liked it when their eyes popped out.
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No, why would they send him away?
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He needs help.
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She was a surprising person.
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They shouldn't have just looked him up.
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He pencil-fucked a hamster.
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Yeah, but he's obviously not happy, happy people wouldn't do things like that.
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- Fair point.
- And anyway,
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that's the very reason why they put rubbers on the end of pencils.
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To fuck hamsters?
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No, because people make mistakes.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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- Look, about last night.
- Uh-oh.
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I don't usually connect with women.
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I know, that's what I like about you.
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Yeah, OK, erm.
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I, erm...
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HE EXHALES LOUDLY
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Wow.
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This must be what insecure feels like.
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Actually, can we speak about this later? I want to find the right words for you.
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I'll see you at the sexhibition?
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- Yeah, I'll see you there.
- I'm going to go to yoga.
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OK.
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- Marvellous.
- I'm so relieved you're here.
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Hi.
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And, hello, good looking.
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Hello.
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Thank you.
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- Well clung to.
- Thank you.
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Does it get very boring,
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everyone telling you how gorgeous you are all the time?
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- A little.
- Should we, erm...
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Oh, yes, I won't forget this, I promise.
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Oh, sure. Is Claire here yet?
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No, not yet, you're an angel for being here.
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Would you just hold on to that?
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There are bottles for topping up on the little bar just inside.
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I'm the luckiest thing to have you.
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And, erm...
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..there.
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You're a natural.
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No, really, though, this sexhibition isn't about me trying to get you all aroused,
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it's about the beauty of sex.
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And how it brings us all together.
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How it excites and connects, how it opens people's minds,
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after all, sex got us all here.
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Sex brings life.
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I've been building this sexhibition since I was 11 and a quarter,
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which is when I first climaxed by accident on a bidet.
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The bidet is, of course,
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exhibited here, as are all of the pieces from my first ever sexhibition.
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All apart from one.
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A few weeks ago one of my most delicate pieces was stolen from my studio.
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But in a sense it was a blessing.
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In fact, her brutal snatching made me think of the women of the world
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they've been robbed of their freedom, of their happiness, and,
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in the saddest of cases, of their bodies.
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So in many ways I have to thank the thief for creating my most
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profound piece of work to date...
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..A Woman Robbed.
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Now, I would ask you all to leave your genitals at the door
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and bring your minds to these pieces.
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I don't believe people always think about sex when they see a naked body,
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I believe they think about their own minds, their own bodies,
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and their own power.
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And that's what this show is really about...
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..it's about power.
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Thank you.
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Beautiful.
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Claire, it's me, just wondering where you are,
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because I am very much here and waiting for you.
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OK, bye.
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Dammit, Claire. Have you seen a sort of stressed out version of me
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anywhere?
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Is it weird that my mouth's watering?
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It's really fantastic work, honestly, it's amazing.
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Thank you so much.
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Yes, it's extraordinary.
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Really, really moving.
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Present. I'd love one of these on my floor...
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..like a rug with perks.
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I'm sure you would, but it's very securely nailed to the wall this evening.
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- Have you found your father yet?
- Oh, yes, I think he's by the coats.
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Oh, no, no, have you found your father yet?
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It's just so very obvious to me.
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Yeah.
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- Oh, Connor.
- Whoops.
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Look, about this morning...
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..listen, what I was trying to say is...
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- Here we go.
- I didn't realise this until we were having sex earlier and
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- I lost my...
- Erection.
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- Erection.
- One more time.
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Erection.
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But it made me realise...I'm in love.
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Oh.
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OK, I mean, I don't really know what to...
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I don't want to have sex with anyone else,
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and that's never happened to me before.
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I'm in love.
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And I need to tell her.
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- Her?
- Yeah, we've been together for a couple of months.
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And physically she just never satisfied me, she has these really massive,
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bouncy tits that really don't do anything for me.
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And you just kept turning up like this sexy...
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..plank.
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And it confused me.
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I just don't think I should be fucking around behind her back any more.
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I just thought I should say that I am
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sorry if I have
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led you on.
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Oh, no.
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God, no, my ex is due back any day now anyway, so,
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it's erm...
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I'm happy for you.
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I...I knew you wouldn't give a shit.
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What can I say?
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I'm sorry, I don't give a shit.
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Cool.
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Never wear padding, OK?
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Claire, where are you?
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I can't survive much longer in this sea of penises.
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I don't know anyone. And, so...
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Harry?
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Harry?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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What did she do to you?
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We just, you know, covered me in plaster and left me in the garden for a couple of hours.
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Oh, God, hi.
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Oh.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm just going to go and browse around.
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It was really nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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That's...Elaine.
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- We're...
- Did you see that really good-looking guy that came in with me?
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No, but I saw a really good-looking guy on his motorbike outside, why?
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Oh, yeah, that's, he, erm, well, he and I...
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Oh! Great.
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Yeah, he just dumped me, so...
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Oh!
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I'm sorry.
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This is very...you.
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Yeah, yeah, she said you were cool with us doing...
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..that.
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I don't...I don't know why she...
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..where's my penis?
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Oh, it's on the wall over there, second from the left.
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Oh.
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I should probably go and find Elaine, she doesn't like being left on her own.
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You've still got some stuff at the flat.
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I've been rolling around in my lingerie, all over it, waiting for you to come and collect it.
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- Yeah...
- Just your Tupperware, and your TV, and your dinosaur plate.
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Oh, I got a new dinosaur plate, but, erm...
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Yeah, but,
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thank you, but, you can keep those.
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Hey,
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do you still wank about me sometimes?
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No.
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Elaine.
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Claire. My God, it's been hell, where have you been?
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I, erm...
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All parked up.
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Hello, you.
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We almost didn't make it, but, erm...
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We didn't want to let the old boy down.
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- But I thought...
- We're just going to do a quick whizz around, to show our faces.
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OK, but...
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We're just going to do a quick whizz around.
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Sorry, could you just, could you do something with those? Thank you.
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DON'T!
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- The joys of butter-fingered staff.
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Stop making a spectacle of yourself and clean that up.
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You clean that up.
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Apologise.
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I'm sorry.
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Turns out I'm not such a natural after all.
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Oh, fuck off.
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I'm just going to say this once...
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..I deserve to be happy, I am allowed to move on,
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I have a good life and I'm happy, all right?
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All right? If you don't mind...
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..I'm going to go and get...
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..my cardy from the car.
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It's a little chilly.
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I'm sorry you had to hear that...
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..but you did have to hear it.
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No, no, she'll do it.
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- What the fuck was that?
- What is he doing here?
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You're not going to Finland.
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Oh, God.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm helping.
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- He is...
- He didn't try to kiss you.
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- He did.
- He says it was more like the other way around.
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What?
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Well, that's just not true.
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No, fuck you.
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- Claire.
- Please don't...
- No, Claire, he came out into the garden...
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- I don't want to hear it.
- Claire, you have to believe me.
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How can I believe you?
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Because I'm your sister.
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After what you did to Boo?
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He slept with someone else, he said,
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he told me he fucked someone else.
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I'm sorry,
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but you just have to see it from my point of view.
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Come on.
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I think I love him.
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I'm going to hurt myself, I'm going to get hit by a bike,
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and then hurt my finger and then he's going to have to come and see
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hospital and be really sorry for what he did.
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HE SOBS
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I don't know where you came from.
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What, you don't think we are the same?
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You have the same lines on your forehead as me.
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Thank you for fixating on them.
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- And you're stubborn.
- Snap.
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- And sad.
- Not born sad.
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- Some people are.
- You weren't.
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No, I guess not.
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Jesus, why do daughters get to say that they're fucked up by their fathers
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when it's so often the other way round?
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Why do you do that to yourself?
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Looks cool.
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I think your mother would have admired your little performance up there.
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Do you ever think about her?
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Yeah.
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Do you think about your friend?
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- All the time.
- Well...
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I'm sorry.
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I...
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..think you should go.
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'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come to the phone right now,
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'but please leave me a messiagio and I'll get back to you.'
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'Hi, this is Boo. I can't come to the phone right now,
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'but please leave me a messiagio and I'll get back to you.'
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Are you OK?
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Big night, then?
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Mmm.
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What?
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I thought in the application for your loan it said you ran a cafe for
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guinea pigs.
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That's why I thought it was funny. I...
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never thought guinea pigs needed...
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It's guinea pig themed.
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- OK.
- Yeah.
- That makes sense.
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Yeah.
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Can I get you a cup of tea?
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I've run out.
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Coffee?
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Run out.
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Well, I should probably be heading back to the office.
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Cafes are a very...
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difficult business.
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You've certainly made this one very...
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..unique.
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I also fucked it into liquidation.
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OK.
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And I fucked up my family.
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Did you?
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And I fucked my friend by fucking her boyfriend.
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Right.
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And sometimes I wish I didn't even know that fucking existed.
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And I know that my body, as it is now, really is the only thing I have left,
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and when that gets old and unfuckable I may as well just kill it.
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And somehow there isn't anything worse...
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..than someone who doesn't want to fuck me.
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I fuck everything...
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..except for when I was in your office, I really wasn't trying to have sex.
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You know, everyone feels like this a little bit,
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and they're just not talking about it,
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or I'm completely fucking alone...
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..which isn't fucking funny.
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Right, well...
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..I should probably, erm...
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..I should probably, erm...
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..I should probably...
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People make mistakes.
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It's why they put rubbers on the ends of pencils.
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Is that a joke?
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I don't know.
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I think we should start your interview again.
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Here?
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Yeah.
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Go on.
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OK.
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Well, thank you for coming in.
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No problem.
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I've read through your application form.
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It says you run a cafe for guinea pigs.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Told you it was funny.
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