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I mean we're all being very
grown up about this but...
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Let me know if you feel any discomfort.
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Oh no, it's lovely, thank you.
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Your father informed me
of your family history.
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Yeah, evil boobs everywhere.
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Arm up, please.
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Wa—he—hey... stop it!
I'm sorry, I'm just ticklish.
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I examined your sister this morning.
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Did you? Did she... is she alright?
Did she seem alright?
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Yes. Why?
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Just can't get hold of her.
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She seemed very busy.
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Mmm, sure.
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Dad books us boob
appointments once a year
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to make sure our tits don't
turn on us like mum's did.
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It's a bit of a hassle but at the
end of the day it's nice to be touched.
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Bet you look forward to seeing Claire.
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A lot more to touch, if you know what I mean.
— SHE LAUGHS
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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I'm sorry, it's just that
there are worse jobs.
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Look...
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I check for cancerous
lumps in mammary glands.
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Now, any pleasure I derive from that
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is entirely dependent upon whether
or not I am about to save your life.
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Of course, Doctor.
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You can put your clothes back on.
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Hey... hey... she's here.
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I've been waiting out here
for nearly ten minutes.
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Well, you left me
on the fucking silent hill.
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Yes, well, I had to.
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Did you get back OK?
God this is so stressful.
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Mum's memorial lunch.
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I should have worn my other coat.
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Visiting Dad is hell for Claire.
| see it more as a sport.
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It's so inappropriate
that she should be here.
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Have you spoken to Martin?
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No, it's fine, everything's fine.
Everything's totally fine.
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Sounds like it's fine.
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Can you please just gimme some space!
You're standing so close to me!
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CLAIRE SIGHS
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Ready?
— No.
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DOORBELL RINGS
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THEY BOTH SIGH
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Don't tell Dad about Finland
and don't provoke her.
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Let's just get out of this alive, OK?
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Girls...
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Gotta hand it to her.
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Hi.
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Oh, you shouldn't have!
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Oh, they're actually for Dad.
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Oh, are they Freesias?
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Yeah, they were sort
of a favourite of our...
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GODMOTHER:
Oh gosh, how special.
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How lovely.
Aren't they stunning?
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Oh, let's just leave them... there.
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Lovely. Come in.
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Who's Dad sawing in half?
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Oh, just the tree.
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Sorry?
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The tree in the back garden.
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Why are you taking the tree down?
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Oh, Felicity tried to use it to get out.
She's very expensive.
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CAT MEOWS
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This is nice.
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Oh, thank you.
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Oh, this is beautiful!
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I hope you don't mind my being here
but my Pilates fell through so...
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Oh, of course.
— Gosh, no, it's lovely.
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It's a sad day. Sad, sad day.
I'll get the champagne.
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This is my favourite bit.
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Wonder who's going to...
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That's a lovely cushion.
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Thanks, it's an original.
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Gosh.
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I love your hat.
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It's a hair scarf.
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Looks like a hat.
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Well, it's a hair scarf.
— SHE LAUGHS
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OK.
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ls Martin coming?
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Oh, no, he's away.
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I'm very excited to meet
your new chap.
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Is he...
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Oh no, he's a different one.
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Ooh. You do turn over fast.
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Dad'll come in with some
weird canapes in a second.
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Girls!
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Hello.
— How are you?
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CLAIRE: Hi.
— Hello, yeah...
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yeah, I'm really sorry about all that noise,
it... you got a drink?
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Oh.
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Oh sorry. I forgot your glass.
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Well, you're both looking
very healthy, very...
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good and healthy and...
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did you talk to
Dr Samuels about your...?
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Yep.
— Yes.
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And they're happy,
they're getting along alright?
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Yeah.
— Yeah, yeah. Great.
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Good. Excellent.
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You are my...
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daughters...
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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Yep.
— Yes. Yeah, we are.
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Sit down.
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I think I should say a few
words about your mother.
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Ignore me. Ignore me.
Ignore me.
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This day is not an easy one...
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CORK POPS
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SHE LAUGHS
— Sorry. Cheers.
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To Mum.
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To Mum.
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To Margaret.
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Dearest Margaret.
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Just the most generous woman.
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Yeah, well, she certainly was.
— Yeah, she was great.
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DAD LAUGHS
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It was the voices
she used for the pigeons.
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She always made them so, so rude
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you know, but very, very funny.
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She used to take the girls round
the park and point at the...
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Oh, the squirrel voices were the best.
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(DEEP VOICE)
Run!
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Run, fucking run!
— Flun, run, run, run, run...
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Run, run, run, run, run...
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Yes, yes, my ex did a similar thing,
voices and fun.
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Really, really funny man.
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Really funny.
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Can I help you with the food?
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Yes, yes, I should, yes.
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And take that off.
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Alright.
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So are you going to Finland?
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You're gonna have to
talk to me eventually.
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Plaits...
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either she's got her period
or some serious shit's gone down.
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She always does something slightly
different around her period.
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She gets really bad PMT.
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Mum used to call it her monthly
confidence crisis but it's PMT.
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The only way she can get through it is
to reinvent herself in some small way.
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What?
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I'm doing a wee on this cushion.
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What!
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Sort of wish you were.
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What are you doing?
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Just put it back
where you got it from, OK?
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No!
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Just do it.
I don't want it in my house.
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I'm doing you a massive favour.
She could really go to town on you for this.
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Come on, what's she gonna do, draw me?
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Go!
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No.
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OK, OK, OK... Jesus.
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CLAIRE:
Why are we sneaking?
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We're not allowed upstairs.
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Of course we are.
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God, I keep forgetting that
she's actually talented.
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I know, it's infuriating.
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Go on then.
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Where's her head?
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Well, she's got your boobs,
she doesn't need one.
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OK...
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OK. Hey...
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is everything OK with Martin?
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You've invited someone today?
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Yeah. Yeah, he's horrifically hot.
You're gonna puke when you see him.
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Are you on your period?
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Why would you ask that?
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The plaits.
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No reason.
— Say it.
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The plaits.
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Hey... do you think she's
ever painted Dad naked?
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I think you should take your nose
out of other people's marriages.
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Ooh, sneaking a preview, are we?
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Sorry, I spilt my champagne and...
I got distracted on my way to the bathroom.
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Me too.
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It's really beautiful work.
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Thank you.
Let me show you to the loo.
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Oh, that's alright,
grew up in this house.
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It's all change now though.
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Your father's in the kitchen.
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Oh great. I'll go and torment him.
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THEY LAUGH
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He hates being alone in
a room with me. Watch this.
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Hi, Dad!
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Oh! Um...
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Um, I just need some...
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What do you need?
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need some salt.
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There it is.
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Oh, here it is, yeah.
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So... how are you darling, you alright?
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Have you got enough clothes?
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Oh, could never have enough clothes.
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Right. And how's the café?
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Erm. Well, the lease is up
in a couple of days and...
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I don't think I can really afford to...
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I think I'm just gonna
have to accept that it's...
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I'm sorry about that, darling,
but of course we're just a little bit tight
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in the purse strings too.
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Oh no, no, I wasn't asking you for any...
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We've just been keeping it quiet,
we haven't been able to...
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buy anything or do anything and...
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Oh... what's that?
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Oh that, that's just a tiny little
house we're buying in... France.
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Lovely.
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Yeah. I... I just wanted to talk to you
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about this exhibition.
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What exhibition?
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DAD SHOUTS
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DAD: Oh no!
— Jesus, Dad, OK!
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Pick it up! Pick it up! Help me, please...
— Jesus, Dad, OK.
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She mustn't see it. She mustn't find out!
— OK!
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Mmm, five second rule.
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No, l have never bought into
that rule, that's disgusting!
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THEY LAUGH
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What are you doing?
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Oh, just a little family tradition.
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Oh... what odd fun.
What are the rules?
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Oh... thank God,
that'll be your man.
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I mean I didn't wanna show off but...
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Gosh... you really are...
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So how did you two meet?
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Fucked me up the arse.
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| used to manage a bar and...
| just found her crying in the toilet one night.
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How about you two,
how did you two meet?
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Through our mother, actually.
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How is work, Claire?
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Oh... fine, nothing new.
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She used to be our Godmother.
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Still am. But then their parents split up.
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Mum died.
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And we just became even closer friends.
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Do you know... and I can say
this because I'm an artist
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but you really are very good looking.
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Thank you.
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Very.
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Thank you.
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Very.
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Thank you.
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I mean almost...
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too good looking.
— SHE LAUGHS
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Well, if you'll excuse me I'm gonna
go and do that old human thing.
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How's the exhibition going?
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Ah yes, yes... I wanted to
talk to you about that.
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Talking about me?
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All good things, all good things, I swear.
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Oh and again.
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THEY ALL LAUGH
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Have you found a venue?
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What exhibition?
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Thank you so much for asking.
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We have actually found a...
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There are some elements of the work that I,
you know, I wanted to talk to you about.
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It's a sexhibition.
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But don't panic, it's nothing scary.
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It's simply a journey through
my physical and sexual life
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climaxing in a few pieces inspired
by and moulded on your father.
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And there are photos.
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I've taken a photo of my naked body
every year for the past 30 years.
262
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,356
VVhy?
263
00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:29,075
Well, I think it's important for women
of all ages to see how my body has changed
264
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,269
over the years.
265
00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,798
I think we have to have a healthy
perspective on my body, don't they?
266
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:36,394
Oh, absolutely.
267
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:38,068
I mean, I don't need to tell you
268
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:42,115
but your father is
a deeply sexual man.
269
00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,154
No, you don't.
270
00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,396
Just did.
271
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:46,675
Knew it.
272
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:51,396
I'm just very lucky.
I will be touched until the day I die
273
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,509
and so will you, Claire.
274
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:59,475
I mean, it's really all that humans want,
is to be loved and to be touched.
275
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,919
CAT MEOWS
276
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,155
CAT MEOWS
277
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:15,913
Tell Dad about your promotion, Claire.
278
00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,315
There's nothing to tell.
279
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:19,395
What promotion?
280
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:20,991
Finland.
281
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,792
Oh, odd place.
— Any news?
282
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,319
No.
— She got it.
283
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,078
GODMOTHER GASPS
— Oh!
284
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,189
Fuck's sake.
285
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,959
Congratulations, Claire.
286
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,149
Thank you.
— Clever girl.
287
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,030
Can we not.
288
00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,116
This is so exciting.
289
00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:34,195
She's turning it down.
290
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,799
Why?
— GODMOTHER: Why?
291
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,796
Why... why not, why Claire?
— GODMOTHER: Claire, are you pregnant?
292
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,229
Why aren't you getting on a plane
to your cold rich future?
293
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,236
Oh, Claire!
— This is everything you'd ever hoped for.
294
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:45,953
You can't just fuck off on aeroplanes
295
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:50,391
and leave your weird stepson and
broken sister to fend for themselves, OK?
296
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,349
FLEABAG CLEARS HER THROAT
297
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,589
Excuse me.
298
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,279
BOO: She's your sister,
it's your job to annoy her.
299
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,719
No, no, I'm just so annoyed with myself.
300
00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,675
I wish I could just meet myself and just...
have a go at myself!
301
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,350
Do your worst.
302
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,114
Come on, Bitch!
303
00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:56,039
You don't take yourself seriously.
304
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,397
Oh pussy.
305
00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:01,351
You need to reach out to your family.
306
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:03,436
You need to stop provoking your sister.
Just grow up!
307
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:05,391
You do not take yourself
seriously as a businesswoman.
308
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,635
You need to pay your fucking bills!
You need to be nicer to Hilary.
309
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,874
You need to get a new hat!
310
00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:10,990
Is that better?
311
00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,268
Yeah, it's better.
312
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,596
CLAWING AT DOOR
313
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:54,149
OK. Off you go.
314
00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:01,000
The artwork in this house is stunning.
315
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,271
Who is it?
316
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:06,308
If I tell you will you promise
to come to my sexhibition?
317
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,276
It's not your work?
318
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,070
Will you come?
319
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,313
It would be an honour.
320
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:15,953
How's your little restaurant?
321
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:17,510
It's a café.
322
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,433
Oh, don't do it a disservice.
323
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,910
I'm not. It's a café.
324
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,629
Oh, sorry.
325
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,429
It's fine. It's fine.
326
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,236
Your father tells me you're struggling.
327
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,872
Well... I think we all are.
328
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,753
Oh, well, yes. But I mean,
now there's only one of you...
329
00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:38,358
God, I can't imagine
what you've been through.
330
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:41,751
Sorry, have I missed something?
331
00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,953
Well... her dear little friend died
332
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,195
and left her to run the café on her own.
333
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,116
Jesus.
334
00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:50,751
Oh God, that is truly awful.
How did she die?
335
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:51,630
Oh, she killed herself.
336
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,749
It was an accident.
337
00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:58,958
Well... maybe it's time to let the
little restaurant go, give it up.
338
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,797
Sell it, have a little holiday.
339
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:05,628
FLEABAG:
We did this.
340
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,595
BOO:
Mm—hmm.
341
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:11,153
And whatever happens,
we never let it go, OK?
342
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:19,549
Excuse me.
343
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:33,393
Have you seen Felicity?
344
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,355
Oh no, sorry.
345
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,309
Gosh, all sorts of things go
missing in this house, don't they?
346
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,110
Big house.
347
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,229
Yes, lovely house.
348
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:41,994
Oh, the sculpture turned up.
349
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,039
Did it?
— Yes. Must have just toppled off the side.
350
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:47,590
Well... if you rid a woman
of her head and limbs
351
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,278
you can't expect her to do
anything other than...
352
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:50,950
roll around.
353
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,195
THEY LAUGH
354
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:58,836
What?
355
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,754
Oh, your father and I often say
356
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,792
when you've had a few drinks
you're so like your mother.
357
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:18,593
GODMOTHER:
Oh, whoops... look at these.
358
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,110
So the party's moved to the hallway,
always a good sign.
359
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,469
Does anyone mind if I leave,
I've got a dicky tummy?
360
00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,430
So swift.
361
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,030
Thanks.
362
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:30,710
I'm not going to kiss you
because I'm probably very ill.
363
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:36,593
Goodbye then, my... my daughters.
364
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,550
Goodbye.
365
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:48,909
What a lovely occasion.
366
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,117
Yeah, see you at the sexhibition.
367
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,879
No, there's absolutely no need...
— Yes, lovely.
368
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,639
No, no, we'll definitely be there.
I will definitely be there.
369
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:01,032
Hold up... Yeah,
trying to keep me overnight?
370
00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,116
SHE LAUGHS
— Very good looking.
371
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,037
I might never see you again.
You're very good looking.
372
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,036
Yes, yes, very good looking.
373
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,715
SHE SIGHS
374
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,599
Thanks, I owe you.
375
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,519
No, I owe you.
376
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,717
It's been really nice to spend
the day with a normal family.
377
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:28,788
I actually feel quite emotional.
378
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:31,795
Will you stay with me tonight?
379
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:33,670
Sure.
380
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,073
I'm gonna go warm up the bike.
381
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,029
Lovely to meet you, Claire.
382
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:39,910
You too.
383
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,394
Urn, what's his...
384
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,350
Fucked me up the arse.
385
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,435
Oh that's...
386
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,631
BIRDS CHIRP
387
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,029
I'm sorry if I was a...
388
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,235
Listen to me...
389
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,474
I'm going to leave Martin.
390
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,191
I'm going to give you
the money for the café
391
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,672
and I'm gonna go to fucking Finland.
392
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,148
OK.
393
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:11,348
Oh and...
394
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,513
That is the coolest thing
you've ever done.
395
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:21,830
I know.
396
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,109
Thanks, Claire.
397
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:29,629
Shall we...?
398
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:32,589
We can try.
399
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,638
I'll see you at the sexhibition?
— Yeah.
400
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:54,070
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