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CLAIRE SIGHS
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You cannot know this.
No one can hold a map in their head.
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I can. It's three turnings away.
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You're so gonna get this wrong.
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Stop it!
— What?
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I can feel you judging my driving.
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I'm not judging your driving.
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Let go of the handle then.
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Oh, we were supposed
to go down that turning.
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What?
— Yeah.
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You said three turnings.
— Yeah, well, I missed one.
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Just use your phone,
you have a sat—nav on your phone.
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Oh my God, there...
Mindful — oh God — Farm.
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There it is.
We're going the right way.
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l was right.
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(WHISPERS):
I was right.
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CLAIRE SIGHS
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Do you know what the lesbian app
for Grindr is called?
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Twat-nav.
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Don't make this fun.
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CLAIRE SOBS
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It's OK. I'm fucking OK. I'm excellent.
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I know I seem mental but I'm fine.
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OK.
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| just...
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| just sometimes need...
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need you not to...
— To take the piss.
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Don't finish my sentences!
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Take the piss...
— Out of you and your...
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You don't always know
what I'm going to say, OK?
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Sorry.
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Out of...
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Out of her when she's driving.
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me while I'm driving.
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Sorry.
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Is it at... at home
or... work, or Martin, or...?
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I'm fine. It's fine.
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Martin's being lovely.
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Really?
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It's fine.
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I'm OK.
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Fucking psycho!
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FLEABAG: Wow!
Dad really splashed out this time.
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He must be about to do something awful.
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No, it's just Mother's Day.
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Oh.
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Happy Mother's Day.
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We're not supposed to
bond on this are we?
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'Cause I really don't think
that's going to end well.
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We're not supposed to talk at all.
It's a silent retreat — God help us.
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How's everything at the café, are you...?
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You really don't have to.
— Pfft, thank you.
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Hi. — CLAIRE: Good morning.
— FLEABAG: Hello, hello.
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FLEABAG LAUGHS
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DOORBELL RINGS
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CLAIRE SIGHS
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DOORBELL RINGS
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Come on.
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They're probably gonna
think we're a couple.
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The fact that your mind even
goes there is beyond disturbing.
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Hey! We'd make
a really cute couple.
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CLAIRE SIGHS
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MAN:
Sluts!
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Yes?
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We're gonna die here.
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We're gonna be raped and die.
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Every cloud...
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Oh, just open the fucking door.
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It's been fucking forev...
— DOOR OPENS
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MONK:
Welcome.
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Thank you so much.
— Yeah.
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FLEABAG: It's really wonderful.
— Really beautiful grounds.
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FLEABAG:
Extraordinary energy, yeah.
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| see you've been gifted this retreat.
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How lucky you both are.
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I hope after this weekend
you will feel... rested, inspired...
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Do you have Wi—Fi?
— No.
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Would you like
two single beds or a double?
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A double, please.
— Two singles.
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Actually, do you have
a separate room?
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I'm afraid not. Everyone has to share here,
it's part of the communal...
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Singles then. Do you get
newspapers in the morning?
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No, we try to keep the outside world
on the outside during your stay here.
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You'll appreciate it in the end,
I promise.
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So, here is your key.
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Thank you.
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Hope you have a restful weekend.
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You too.
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Wow, no papers.
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You don't read the news.
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Yes, I do.
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What happened yesterday?
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Sting wore white jeans,
and a puppy got stuck in a fan.
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Big day.
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What's that for?
— My neck and chest.
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What's that for?
— My legs and knees.
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What's that for?
— Ends of my hair.
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What's that?
— For my under—eyes.
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What's that?
— That is for my face and body.
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What would you do
if someone stole all of those?
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I'd kill myself.
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Why are there no plug sockets in here?
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Don't touch my stuff.
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What are these for?
— Nothing.
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Mm—hmm...
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What?
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Well, it's just...
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Why would you bring such tiny batteries?
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I'm just prepared.
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Just I've only ever...
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seen them used for remote controls...
— Yes, well...
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or alarm clocks.
— Yes, alright.
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And vibrators.
— Yes! Alright!
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You didn't have to ask for a separate room.
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What?
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If you wanna have a wank,
I can give you some space.
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Oh my God!
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No, it's just if you wanna take ten minutes
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I'll just go into the bathroom
and moisturise my wrists for a bit.
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You are so immature.
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Oh, give it a minute.
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Oh, God!
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Seriously?
What is wrong with your insides?
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Why did you bring the tiny batteries?
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A—ha!
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You're a genius!
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Always know where the reserves are.
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RETREAT LEADER:
Let go of your past.
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Bit on the nose.
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Now is the time to let it go
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open up your senses
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close your mouth and live now.
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Welcome to the female—only
Breath of Silence Retreat.
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'Women don't speak'.
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Erm... Sorry, I think I'm meant to be at...
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MAN OUTSIDE: Fucking sluts!
— that one.
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Shame.
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Yes, the first major consideration
is why are you here?
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Can anyone here answer that question?
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I want to shut the noise out
and reconnect to my inner thoughts
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on the road to feeling
more at one with myself.
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Excellent attitude.
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Well, you're in the right place.
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This weekend is about being mindful.
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It's about leaving
your voice in your head
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and trapping your thoughts
in your skull.
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Think of it as a...
thought prison in your mind.
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Firstly, we're going
to teach you how to breathe.
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Then we will have a short meditation.
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Then we will find our sanctuary
in the partaking of menial tasks
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all in perfect silence.
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Principle rules are no talking.
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If you need to communicate
with any of our other superiors
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you can write on that board.
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Under no other circumstances
must you communicate
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even with each other.
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Oh, what if there's an emergency?
— Thank you all for coming here today.
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No matter what happens,
a word must not be heard.
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WASP BUZZES
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WOMAN:
Ssh!
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MAN:
Slut!
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Fucking bitch! Fucking piece of shit.
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MEN SHOUT
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Back here, back here, back here,
back to me, back to me.
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Alright, now wherever it's come from
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your upbringing,
your experiences with women
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now is the time to turn that around
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to reprogramme your mind,
your body and your mouth
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to be the better man.
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Alright?
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So, this is Patricia.
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Yeah? She's a friend.
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Now Patricia, has just earned
a promotion at work
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beating over six other candidates.
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She's the youngest person
to ever achieve this role.
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What should we not say
when we meet her?
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Clever little munchkin?
— Excellent.
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Who'd you blow to get that job?
— OK.
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Slut! You fucking stupid slut!
— OK.
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OK.
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What should we say to her?
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Hmm?
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Well done, Patricia.
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Very good. Well done, Patricia.
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Please leave.
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Perv.
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Slut.
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Wow!
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ALL:
Well done, Patricia.
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Slut!
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Guys, it's OK. Keith, can you just...
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Oh my God.
Excuse me, miss, you can't be here.
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OK.
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You really can't be here.
It's for your own good... please.
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And now hands up.
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Mirror your palms.
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Look each other in the eye and...
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touch.
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Literally her worst nightmare.
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Ergh.
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Are you alright?
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Talk to me.
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It's nothing.
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God... I can't feel my feet.
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Do you remember
we used to go top—to—toe?
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Ah, kids are so weird.
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We used to do that all the time.
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Yeah, when we were ten and cute,
now we're 30 and angry.
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God, I'm not suggesting that we...
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Just don't, OK?
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VIBRATING SOUND
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Stop stealing my things.
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I'm just checking it's working.
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Oh, it's working, it's definitely working.
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KNOCKS AT DOOR
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DOOR OPENS
— WOMAN: Ssh!
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VIBRATING SOUND
- DOOR CLOSES
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THEY LAUGH
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Have fun.
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It's actually a really thoughtful
present. Thank you.
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And Martin, getting me that sculpture...
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He must have bent over backwards
to get something like that.
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| feel very lucky.
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l have to tell you something.
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What?
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I stole that sculpture
from a certain somebody's studio
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and then I tried to sell it through Martin
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but Martin took it and gave it to you.
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Just don't put it pride of place
when Dad...
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Well, when they come over.
OK? Because...
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Right.
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Claire...
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Claire?
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CLAIRE:
Ssh. Go to sleep.
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Shit.
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CLANGING GONG
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The sooner we get up...
— Argh!
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(WHISPERS): The sooner we get on with it,
the sooner we are out of here.
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(WHISPERS):
That's a really nice outfit.
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Thanks.
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Delve into your past.
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Think of something
you can't let go of...
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a moment of noise.
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A moment of tension.
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Not for now.
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Now... a moment
when you were peaceful.
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FLEABAG: If you could change anything
in the whole world, what would it be?
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My thighs.
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FLEABAG:
The whole world?
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Oh, don't tell anyone I said that.
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You?
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I've always been insecure
about my face...
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you know that.
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I know. You shouldn't.
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Nah, thank you but... hmm.
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No, seriously, there's
nothing wrong with your nose.
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I mean, there's nothing wrong...
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Say that again.
— I mean there's nothing...
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What?
— I don't know...
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Argh!
— Oh my God!
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| always say the wrong thing!
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SHE LAUGHS
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FLEABAG GASPS
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(WHISPERS):
Hot.
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(WHISPERING THROUGHOUT):
What is this?
266
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I don't even do this in my own home.
267
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,799
Oh, it's very simple.
268
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We've paid them to let us
clean their house in silence.
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SHE LAUGHS LOUDLY
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SHE SOBS
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Jesus!
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RETREAT LEADER: I don't want to come
down on you like a school teacher
273
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but I'm afraid your flagrant lack of respect
for the one rule that we have here
274
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is now affecting the
other students... Er, clients.
275
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Inmates?
— Cleaners?
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Participants!
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Do you have a problem
with the programme?
278
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| suggest you try sitting here
in silence for the next hour.
279
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It will benefit you.
I swear by my soul it will.
280
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I went through your bag.
281
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What?
282
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I couldn't find anything so you're just gonna
have to tell me what's going on with you.
283
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CLAIRE SIGHS
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Talk... or I will scream.
285
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I got the Finland promotion.
286
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,153
What Finland promotion?
287
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,998
How can you ask that? I've told you...
— Oh my God, I'm totally... I know, I know!
288
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The Finland promotion, that's amazing.
— Thank you.
289
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Would that mean
you're a millionaire now?
290
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Handy.
291
00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,631
Don't be ridiculous.
292
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Yes, it would.
293
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,272
Well, money makes you cry?
294
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I'm turning it down.
295
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What? Why?
296
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Martin.
297
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Martin says it would be unfair on Jake.
298
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Jake's her stepson, he's really weird -
299
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probably clinically,
but no one really talks about that.
300
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:46,148
He freaks out if she's gone
for longer than a day.
301
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And he's got this thing about
trying to get in the bath with her.
302
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No, no... No, Jake... No!
303
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He's fifteen.
304
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He's not your son.
— That's not the point.
305
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Go!
— I knew you'd say that.
306
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This is what you've always wanted.
307
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I know.
308
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No more power—suits,
fuck load of snow...
309
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I know.
310
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Perfect place for your cold, cold heart.
311
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I know! I can't, I have responsibilities.
312
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Oh, come on...
313
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Don't let other people get in the way
of what you really want.
314
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Finland is what you really want.
315
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My husband isn't other people, OK?
My husband is my life.
316
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Your husband tried to kiss me
on your birthday.
317
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Did he?
318
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SHE SIGHS
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Did he?
320
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DOOR CLOSES
321
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SHE SIGHS
322
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MAN:
Sluts!
323
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APPLAUSE
324
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MAN:
Sluts!
325
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MAN:
Sluts!
326
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MAN:
Sluts!
327
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,356
MAN:
Slut!
328
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APPLAUSE
329
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Slut!
330
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LEADER:
Lovely, lovely.
331
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LEADER:
OK.
332
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LEADER: Up on your feet.
We're gonna say 'sorry Patricia'.
333
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ALL:
Sorry Patricia.
334
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LEADER: Lovely, give yourselves
a round of applause.
335
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Alright guys, well done. We're gonna
head back to that house...
336
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better men, yeah?
Well done. Good work. Great stuff.
337
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Go on... you can do it... you're ready.
338
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:38,596
Yeah.
339
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,588
I thought I recognised you.
340
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Fair enough.
341
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Probably for the best.
342
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So is your business...
343
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surviving?
344
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I'm sorry.
345
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Oh, I don't want that.
346
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:14,553
So you're doing the whole
silent escape thing?
347
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Indeed.
348
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Going well?
349
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I touched a colleague's breast
350
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more than once
351
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at a party, I...
352
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,317
They asked me to go on a workshop to...
353
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huh.
354
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,549
I'm just a very...
355
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disappointing man.
356
00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:58,073
No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
357
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Those, on the other hand...
358
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They keep asking me:
"What do you want from this workshop?
359
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What do you want?"
360
00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,876
I'm not telling them what I want.
361
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I wanna move back home.
362
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,712
I want to hug my wife.
363
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Protect my children,
protect my daughter.
364
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,676
I wanna move on.
365
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,035
I want to apologise, to...
366
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everyone.
367
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,712
I wanna go to the theatre.
368
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:57,959
I want to take clean cups
out of the dishwasher
369
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and put them in the cupboards... at home.
370
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And the next morning I want to
watch my wife drink from them.
371
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And I want to make her feel good.
372
00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:17,030
I want to make her orgasm again...
373
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and again.
374
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Truly.
375
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I just wanna cry, all the time.
376
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Claire?
377
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Have you seen my sister?
378
00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,358
BOO:
Hi, this is Boo.
379
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I can't come to the phone right now
but please leave me a messiagio
380
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and I'll get back to you.
381
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PHONE BEEPS
382
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Someone should
probably disconnect that.
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