All language subtitles for Familie Immerscharf Teil 8 (1996)

Yes.

Good morning, mom.

Good morning, little one.

And happy birthday.

Thank you, darling.

Wouldn't it be nicer
for you if I licked you?

Sure, it would be nicer.

But you know that you
can only lick me again

if you still have those tails in your nose.

You have to get used to tails.

Oh, mom.

It was so good with us without tails.

Just you and me.

By the way, dad said he
doesn't want to fuck me.

You have to make him so horny

that he thinks he's going to fart

if he doesn't jump on you right away.

Make him horny?

How is that supposed to work?

Don't be so stupid.

Show him your ass and your ass

and a few pig talk.

Then he'll bite you.

Pig talk?

I'll have to make him a big cognac.

That's good.

Just make sure you're really horny.

Put on a super short T-shirt

so that he always has your pudgy eyes.

And you think he'll fart with his tail?

If you make it

that he'll pull you through with his tail,

I'll give you something
I've always refused.

That I can fuck you in the ass.

Oh, mom. That was my dream.

Maybe I'll still manage to make you a nice,

perfect pig-sauce.

This thought is making me want to shoot.

Put your fingers in here.

Good morning, you two.

Good morning.

Happy birthday.

Thank you, Rolf.

And why is Kernel Stromme
standing in the atelier?

Please, he knows what's his place.

You'll get him in a row,
but only after Daddy.

If you think so, Mama.

Don't be afraid.

Fishing is a nice thing.

You'll see that soon.

Come, I'll play with it a bit.

Come over here. Sit down.

You can't put him in there.

Mom insists that Daddy gets me first.

I'll put him in the sink. I'll spread it.

He'll fall down anyway.

Rub your tits with it.

Maybe one will come off.

Nonsense! I'm happy that you
are back after such a long time.

I miss you so much. Is it true
that Daddy is not there anymore?

Yes, he finally left. And
Mandy is in the States.

At the moment, Aunt
Federica takes care of us.

The one who married in Sweden?

Exactly! Tell me, what
are you doing right now?

You notice something,
don't you? I'm sitting

here and you're
worrying me like crazy.

You're just licking yourself.

I've been single for two weeks.

My hole is white.

Come here, I'll stuff it for you.

You know, I was already
looking at you with a keen eye.

But you never let me in.

Only Danny was allowed in.

He had a bigger tail.

Yes, and that's why he kicked you out.

Because he didn't want to understand
that I suddenly had a boyfriend.

Can you forgive me?

I'll do it again if you let me.

Get a move on!

This is going to be the best
re-enactment fuck of the century.

As soon as I've shot, I'll get going.

How would it be if we did it for a reason?

Well, I think the chance of your father...

It's not worth it.

What? You're not pregnant?

Mommy took care of that.

So I could learn how it
is when you have a baby.

Come on, I'll hug you and push you in.

You're right.

It was much nicer than mum's
rubber band in my puddle.

But he hasn't sprayed it yet.

Don't worry. I don't want
to shoot my powder yet.

I need all my strength for tonight.

I'm really looking forward
to the fight with daddy.

Hopefully not in a stupid situation.

Better believe his tail would be the first.

By the way, I wanted to ask you something.

That can't have been a joke,
what you hinted at yesterday.

Sex between parents and children is
always a part of my immense family.

I can show you pictures
of my sister Dagmar,

how she's been having
sex with her own daughter.

Good, little one.

I'm sure it'll work.

All because of our ass.

Come on, let it out.

Here, Daddy, a refreshment for you.

You'll get dry hair soon.

Thank you, my child.

What are you doing?

Don't you like it?

It's shameless! Just shameless!

Take your tits out, don't pull yourself.

Do you like to be touched, Daddy?

Of course not!

Show him your tits.

Don't be so stupid.

Let him look in between.

The puddle is wet.

That's the joy of your tail.

Damn it!

Get a grip and rip your cheeks apart,

so he can see your snotty ass!

Olaf, isn't that a heavenly ass?

Friederike, what's that supposed to mean?

Do you realize what a
snobbish daughter you have?

Yes, I know that.

Isn't it worth getting fucked?

It's safe for her to get a cock in her.

And why don't you get out of there?

Because I'm her father.

Such foul excuses are
always sharp in the house.

Look at you, you're so pale.

A huge stent? Is that fatherly?

Come on, little one.

Just grab your ass.

Maybe I'll bump into you there.

Mama, you really think about everything.

And now tell your father
how to deal with that asshole!

So now come here with
the photos of your sister.

I want to be convinced that
incest is really not a taboo here.

This is Dagmar with
Rolf and Iris, who is

just going on a trip
to Italy with her class.

Oh yes, and here she is riding
on her son while playing blind cow.

Yes, and here Rolf injects
his mother in the mouth.

And here she licks her son
and is fucked by our brother.

Ah, here we have it.

And this is a typical party
picture from the house in Aschauf.

Party picture.

Yes, and here Rolf even
kicks his mother in the ass.

Rolf even kicks his mother in the ass.

Thank you, that's enough. I
don't need to see anything else.

And? Are you ready to
follow the good example?

How can you be so stubborn?

Come on little one, sit
down and put your hands off.

Do you see how gritty that is?

Your body will get
tired of me all by itself.

You're giving up.

You're thinking and
putting yourself in my shoes.

My thoughts are free.

But in reality I'm putting
myself in your mother's hole.

Mislead.

You won't be the one who
puts something in my hole.

Paul?

Yes, what is it?

Do you have something to ask me?

Always, Aunt Figgy. I'll be right there.

Now only your daughter's hole remains.

Well?

Where is your mother?

She's with my sister. She called earlier.

Say, I'll call her again, okay?

Yes.

And what about you?

Did you have a visit in the elevator?

All the way to the house.

Ah, that's actually Marion.

Hello, dear.

Please don't mind.

Aunt Friederike, I'm glad
you're so well-dressed.

And on this shift, who
couldn't wait until I was there.

Sorry, sister.

Well, it doesn't matter. When I
see you guys, I feel like home.

And who is this innocent gentleman there?

I'm the husband of your
aunt, who I can help.

Rightly pointed. I don't care
which tail brushes me anyway.

But, Titti, you're not
coming with us, are you?

I can't believe it.

There's still some left.

What's going on?

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Come on, it's almost over.

Yes.

Oh, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

It hurts, it hurts!

Yes. Yes.

Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes.

Yes, oh, I'm getting tired.

Yes, yes, yes.

Come on, you're almost out of juice.

Where did my brother go?

He must have a bad conscience.

You two should have gotten closer by now.

Yes. The last step to the right
fag shouldn't be too hard for him.

It won't be possible with that guy anymore.

We'll see.

Too early, old man.

You got me!

I'm here to pick up the century
fig and you're flirting with our aunt.

That's not the nice way to do it.

Maybe you're right.

Come, let me have a look.

It's still as crisp as it used to be.

Looks promising.

I'll make sure you get me up.

And the faster I get you up,
the more you'll get hungry.

Now we'll hit your mother
in the ear with the shoe,

which she's always been so keen on.

Come on.

I'm dying.

That was great, little brother.

You're better at this than Daddy.

Well, that's what I've noticed.

How long are you going
to stay in the States?

Well, until all the Americans switch off.

What do you think about
me moving back in here?

Well, my tail has been
twitching for a year now.

And I promise you that you will
have other complaints as well.

First I want you again.

Oh, thank you, Daddy.
You did the best you could.

Do you brush me every day now?

Slowly, my child. I only have to
pick up a few syringes for Mommy.

That's why I can take care of it.

As a reward, she promised
me that I could kick her ass.

Are we doing it now?

We'll start the birthday party tonight.

It will bring everyone on the road.

You can give me something.

Come here, Olaf.

You'll find the contact care in the house.

It can't be better, I'd say.

The closest contact, of course,
is when you kick your ass.

Cheers.

Come here.

Yes, kick me.

I'm coming.

Yes, go on, kick.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, we're playing a great show.

We're playing the best show.

I'm glad you all liked it.

Now I have a joke for you,
which is called a carousel.

And for that we'll first
get rid of our clothes.

We won't say that twice.

So, guys, get out with your tongues.

Yes.

And off with the carousel
into the girl's mouth.

It's too tight.

And whenever I say go on, I have
to hit another one in the carousel.

Okay?

Okay.

Go on.

Oh, carousel.

Oh, carousel.

Come here.

Go on.

Hello.

Are you okay?

And go on.

Go on.

And go on.

And go on.

Left.

Right.

And go on.

Go on.

Attention! No one leaves the place!

Whenever it's on the
sign, you have to stop.

It's shit here.

We're from the drug deaconate.

Looking for a woman who smuggles cocaine.

And who should be housed in this house.

That's nonsense.

Can I see your ID first?

Of course.

Can I see your ID first?

Of course.

This one is right

there is no doubt

if you want to search the house

no, only the mouses

the lady here

that's the peak of cheekiness

you don't have all the cups in the cupboard

don't be ashamed

our experience says
that professional jewellers

usually hide the stuff in the puddles

because they think no one dares to look

but we dare

how could we have fucked

if the mouses were full of coke

either they all stand on the couch

and let their flames search

or we inform our operations command

that they drag them

into the central office

that's unbelievable

what the authorities allow here in Germany

well, do we want to let the beautiful

beard of Sardorz get mowed?

On a few fingers more or less

in my mouse I don't care

you are right, after all
we have nothing to hide

come, we'll bring it behind us

I only let the stupid officials

under the greatest protest in my opinion

protest recognized

and now you tear your puddles

apart

these brulees have a tone

you could think it's a joke

be careful, you mustn't
irritate a German beard

at number one, the ad

you can be glad that

my mother didn't shut up

also check, Ms. Kollegin

we need two witnesses

It's empty.

Not for long.

Let's go to the next one.

This is a Swedish hotel.

I would complain to the Swedish consulate.

I'm sorry, but the drug trafficking
is working internationally.

I can't find anything on
the second one either.

You're a fool, Miss.

Nothing again.

May I?

Excuse me.

I've got an asshole, too.

The little girls we're looking
for don't fit into an asshole.

You don't mean what you know.

Please, take this official
business more seriously.

Don't break your fingers
at your official business.

That's our professional risk.

You're on.

Unfortunately also nothing

maybe we were wrongly informed

take your time

search every angle

what do we have here?

Boss, have you become friendly?

I think so

A bracelet, Uwe.

Boss, that's yours. You've
already given it to the office.

And he thought he left
it at the hand washing.

I think you should make
the bracelet a bit tighter.

The evening meeting is over.

And Uwe is allowed to
congratulate you on your birthday.

How do you know that?

I'm a friend of Rolf. We've known
each other since the sports club.

And this is my sister Sandra.

I'd like to congratulate
you on your birthday too.

And sorry for the little impudence, okay?

I came up with that as a birthday surprise.

That's awesome!

You did it!

And that's why we want to
continue our celebration of our Santa.

I can't do this anymore.

Delicious.

What's going on?

Wow!

Yeah.

That's it.

Oh! Oh, yeah!

Oh, I can't do this!

Oh, yeah!

Wow!

Wow!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, look at my ass!

Look ahead!

Yeah, that's awesome!

Wow!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah!

Oh, my God!

I'm going to my angel!

That's awesome!

Yeah!

Oh, yeah!

You're already disturbing me!

Yes, I am!

Yes, I am!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, push me!

Yeah, push me!

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, now!

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, now push me!

Come on, sit down. I'll
get you a nice blanket.

Come on, sit down.

Oh yes.

Come on, Putsi, play with the eggs.

Oh my god!

Yes!

Oh yes!

Oh my god!

You did such a great job!

Come on, come on.

Come on, sit down.

Sit down, okay?

You can't sit like that.

But you have to sit like that.

Come on, sit down.

Oh, God.

Yeah!

The juice is getting to me.

It stays in the family.

So, dear friends, we say
goodbye to our spoiled family.

And we hope you learned something.

That you can have a lot more fun

if you don't take the
relationship too seriously.

Maybe you'll try to look just like me.