All language subtitles for The.Nanny.S05E20.720p.HMAX.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV_track3_eng

Sir, I have to talk
about this replacement
Miss Babcock sent over.

I don't like her.
I don't like her at all.

Why not? She's doing
a wonderful job.

-She's very efficient.
-Well, I don't know.

There's just something about her
that rubs me the wrong way.

Hello, hello.

Maxwell, here are the documents
from your attorney.

Niles, there's something
stuck to your hair.

-What?
-A big fat ugly butler.

[laughs]

What's that?

A cell phone for Fran.

[clears throat] Yeah,
I thought it would help

with the planning
of the wedding she has to do.

Mm-hmm.

-What's that?
-A pager.

With all the running
I have to do,

I thought this
and her own limo
would come in handy.

Oh. You must've
pulled a big one.

-Shall I close the door?
-Why don't you?

You're on the wrong side of it.

Just tell me.

I did have a heart attack
and the doctor says

it helps thin my blood
if I'm kept constantly
in the loop.

Oh, will you stop it?

Apparently, my finances
are a lot more complicated
than I thought.

My attorney thinks
it's a good idea if I...

[clears throat] Well,
I should...

I'm going to ask Fran to sign
a prenuptial agreement.

Why don't you just
walk around downtown Iraq
dressed as Uncle Sam?

It'll be quicker.

Niles, this isn't just
about me and Fran.

Apparently, there are some
family accounts in my name.

I'm responsible for my brother,
my sister, their children.

I'm just going to explain this
to Fran in a calm, rational,
firm tone...

Oh, here's my pretty darling!

-Doesn't that look nice?
-Oh, very, very nice.

Look, I got yo
some presents.

-Oh, presents.
-A cell phone

-and a pager.
Look, it vibrates.
-Thank you. Wow.

Oh, it's vibrating.

You better page me
all the time.

-It's... It's for the chauffeur
of your new limo.
-[gasps]

Oh, my God, my own limo.
Oh, I don't know, honey.

-It just seems so show-offy.
-Oh, don't worry about it.

It has tinted windows.
No one will see you.

Oh, well,
then what's the point?

Oh, honey,
don't forget this afternoon

we're going to go see
Sammy's niece, Edna.

She's a wedding photographer
and she is supposed
to be phenomenal.

You know, she does
all of those dogs
dressed as people.

She did The Beatles
using four Yorkies.

Oh, it was very clever.
Very clever.

Well, no worries, sweetheart.

-I've cleared
the whole afternoon.
-Okay.

[laughing] There is just
one little favor
I'd like you to do for me.

[laughing] What?

Oh, well, there's just
some silly little papers
I'd like you to sign.

Oh, honey, sure.
Whatever you need.

You're the business head
in this family.

You need me to sign something,
I'll sign it.

Just as long as
it's not a prenup!

[laughs hysterically]

[laughs forcefully]

Niles! Niles,
where are you going?

Somewhere else. Now you're
on the wrong side of the door.

♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make-up
But the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪

Is this the paper
you want me to sign?

Well, it's not important
right now.

Why don't you see your limo?
It's out front.

Oh, no, you said you needed
to get it done, let's do it.

Ah, no, what's the rush?
Come on, go take a spin.

It'll be fun.
Look, I'll page you.

[both laugh]

Stop it.
Honey, you're being
so cute and sexy.

Makes me wonder
what you don't want me
to see in this folder.

All right.
All right, it's a prenup.

Water! Water!

I'm swallowing my tongue!

-No...
-I'm swallowing my tongue!

Sweetheart, sweetheart.
Just stay calm.

My... My lawyer thought
it was important
due to my family's estate.

Did you think that
just because I sacrificed
five years of my life

to raise your children
so you can go off and
achieve financial success

that I was going
to hire some barracuda lawyer
to take everything you've got

so I could retire
in the Riviera and go blond?

Who thinks of such things?

Darling, it has absolutely
nothing to do with us.

It has everything to do with us.
It has to do with trust.

What have I ever done
to make you think that
I couldn't be trusted?

Oh, dear Lord, are we goin'
to open that land of
the giant-sized can of worms?

Well, it's obvious we have
different pre-requisites
for marriage, don't we?

I'm surprised that you didn't
put in a clause in there

saying I have to maintain
a certain weight.

[gasps]

Well...[clears throat]
he... he saw your mother.

You know, two could play
at this game too.

I happen to have relatives
that are notary
publics-slash-travelagents.

Perhaps I should have them
draw a prenup to protect
some of my assets. Huh!

Fine. Fine,
you go right ahead!

But you better not
waste any bloody time.

Don't want that Welcome Back,
Kotter lunchbox

falling out
of the family's hands.

Yes, what the hell
do you want?

I want that blond woman
out of this house.

-[knocking on door]
-Oh, hi, Ma.

-Hi, darling.
-Oh, you look beautiful.

How are you doing on your diet?

Good.

I thought I'd go
to the photographers with you.

Yetta and Sammy
are on their way over.

-Good, do we have time to talk?
-They're at the curb

we have time for
the Geneva Convention.

You know, Ma,
Max and I had a terrible fight.

-He wants me to...
-Do it.

You don't even know
what it is yet.

The invitations
are halfway to Israel.

That's all I need to know.

He wants me to sign a...

A prenup.

[gasps]

-Did you sign it?
-No.

Why not?

Ma, I think it shows
a lack of trust.

You know, Shoshanna
stood up to Jerry Seinfeld.

She refused to sign
that prenup of his.

And she sure showed him.

-Hey, Fran.
-B, what are you doing back?

I thought that you were
going to go rollerblading
in the park.

Oh, I came back.
I forgot a vital piece
of equipment.

What?

Something that protects
a vital piece of equipment.

Oh. Ah.

Ma, do you remember
when I found Daddy's

and you said to me
that it was a peanut dish?

Trust me, it wasn't that far
from the truth.

But, darling, why are you
getting so worked about this?

Prenups are very common now.

Ari Onassis even put in
a mattress mambo clause

when he married Jackie.

It said she had to sleep
with him a certain number
of times a year.

Oh, sure.
That he leaves out.

She does beautiful work.

Ooh.

Ooh.

I'm so sorry I'm late.
I had to shoot some nudes.

I thought Sammy said
you were shooting some dogs.

I didn't say
they was pretty.

Uh, baby,
this is my niece, Edna.

And this is my chick.

[both chuckling]

-Hello.
-Hello.

Sammy and I
might want a portrait too.

All we got now
is a joint MRI.

Oh, MRI, CAT scan,
angiograms.

We had some good times,
didn't we, baby?

[both laugh]

How long will this take?
I have a meeting in New Haven
in two hours.

That is why we took two limos,
yours and mine.

Note how I separate
yours from mine

lest there be
any confusion in the future.

Well, there won't be
any confusion in the future

because what's yours is mine.

I smell love.

You must be the happy couple.

You're so pretty together.
Aren't they pretty together?

[both] Very pretty.

Yeah!

I'm Edna. Come on, shake.

Come on.
Good girl. Good girl.

-I have to go.
-Sit.

Good boy!

So I feel that money's
probably no issue here.

Of course it's an issue for me
because I gotta pay my rent.

So, we'll start
with the top of the line,
shall we?

Excuse me,
I just need to squeeze in here.

[chuckling] Yes.

Now, this wedding package
comes with this fabulous
wedding favor.

A 3D pop-up version
of the front table.

It's very popular.

I really don't see
why you can't
see my side of this.

It's just a piece of paper,
and if it'll make me happy

why can't you just sign
the bloody thing?

Well, I'm sorry.
I did not realize
that this marriage

is all about
just making you happy.

You know, we could
make this talk.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for the blender.

-Okay. So are you
the mother?
-Yeah.

-She over 30?
-Uh-huh.

You need to
help me out here.

Wow, these Triscuits
are really stale.

Yetta, you're eating
liver snaps.

[laughs]

Oh, my God, with milk?
It's not kosher.

This is ridiculous.
I'm not going to
change my mind

and now I have to leave.

Why are you harping
on this disgusting issue?

Push, push, push.
You were the one that was
so desperate to get married.

Me?

Yes. That's our story,
and we're sticking with it.

You know where
I stand on this matter.

What happens now
is entirely up to you.

Well, what is that
supposed to mean exactly?

If I don't sign the prenup,
the wedding is off?

All right. All right, yes.
That's exactly what this means.

I'm going to faint!
Somebody catch me!

I got you, Sylvia.

[Fran groaning]

Val, it was horrible.

He said that the wedding
is off unless I sign

and I just know
that there's no way
to resolve this.

I don't even know why
I'm bothering to make plans.

Yes, hello. I said velour
yarmulkes. Velour. Thank you.

You know, Fran, why don't you
just sign the stupid thing?

He loves you,
he wants to marry you

and if, God forbid,
you do split up,

this provides
for you as well, right?

Well, I guess so.

And not only is he protecting
the same kids you want
to protect,

his family's probably
pressuring him too.

I mean, to them
you're a nothing
off the street, as am I.

So, uh, he's probably
trying to get them off
his back as well, right?

-Yeah, well, I guess so.
-Yeah.

So from where I'm sitting

it makes perfect sense
that he would want
a prenup. Mm-hmm.

You know, I think that
ginkgo's beginning to kick in.

[phone ringing]

-Oh.
-No, no. It's that one.

-Oh.
-The ginkgo.

So many phones. Hello?

Yes, this is
the Sheffield residence.

Oh.

Oh, my God. Oh, yes.

Yes, okay. Yes, thank you.
Thank you, I'll be right over.

-[gasps]
-Oh, my God.

Brighton got into an accident
playing roller hockey.

He hit his head.
He's at St. Paul's Hospital.

Listen to me.
You have got to call
Mr. Sheffield's assistant

and tell her to call him.

Then call
Gracie's friend Marcy's house

and tell her to send
Gracie right home.

Then wait here for Maggie
to come home
from her late class

and tell Maggie
to wait here for Gracie,

and then take Gracie
to the hospital
and meet me there.

[sobbing] Oh, Fran!

Oh, Val, Brighton's
going to be okay.

No! I don't know anything
you just said to me.

I'll call you
from the car.

Brighton Sheffield!
Brighton Sheffield!

I'm here to see
Brighton Sheffield.
Where is he? Is he okay?

We just brought him down
from a CAT scan.
He's back in his room.

You his mother?

Well, obviously,
it doesn't say
his age on that chart.

I'm his nanny.
Now, where is he,
where can I go?

Are you a legal guardian?

Well, no, but just point me
where his room is.

I'm sorry you can't see him.
It's immediate family only.

He's a minor.
Those are the rules.

Oh, my God.

You know, honey,
you could buy

a lot of liquid white
shoe polish for this.

No.

When a family member gets here,
you can go in then.

But they told me to
rush right down here
and I did.

That's all they said
that I had to do,

was come here
and that's what I did!

Now give my daughter
her shot!

Well, it worked in
Terms of Endearment.

[indistinct conversations]

-Hello, Sister.
-Oh, hey, bro...

I mean, my child.

-He'll be fine,
just a little concussion.
-Oh, thank God.

You're allowed to wear makeup?
What order are you from?

[stuttering] The Sisters
of the Divine.

Miss M.

Shalom.

B, B, can you hear me?

Oh, Sister.
Sister, I swear.

I don't know how I wrote
the exact same story
as John Steinbeck.

Brighton, Brighton,
it's me, Fran, I'm the one
who taught you how to do that.

Remember?

How did this happen to you?

Well, I was skating with
these two cute girls really fast

towards a brick wall
and... [sighs]

-And?
-And they knew how to turn.

-Is he okay?
-Yes, yes. He'll be fine.

It's just a little bump
on the head.

Let me fill you in
on what happened.

Fran, isn't it obvious?

He was
chasing after some girl
he didn't have a chance with

and ran into a wall.

Nurse says no dairy.

And then they wouldn't
let Fran in so she had
to dress like a nun.

Or sourdough.

Can I at least
have the cookie?

It's raisin.
You don't like it.

Now, honey, why weren't you
wearing your helmet?

Don't you know that you always
have to use protection?

That goes for you too, missy.

Fran, I don't know why you're
getting so upset. I'm fine.

What, are you kidding me?
I was so worried.
I love you guys so much.

I don't want anything to
ever happen to any of you.

Don't you know that
you mean the world to me?

[whimpers]

Hello there.

Well, I've just been
filled in by the doctor,

and it seems
we can take you home.

Just going to have
a headache for a few days.

Give you a glimpse
into the world of marriage.

You will just buy anything
at a sale, won't you?

They wouldn't let her in
because she's not family
or his legal guardian.

Oh.

[clears throat] Look, I'm...

I'm sorry.

Well, I'm...
I'm sorry, too.

I shouldn't have
let you leave angry.

Well, I just never...

I really cannot talk to you
dressed like that.

It's a boarding school thing.
It makes me very uncomfortable.

You? I'm wearing the clothes
of a woman that never marries

and lives a life of celibacy.

Did I miss my calling?

[both laugh]

[Fran] Oh.

Goodnight, Piles.

Niles.

You say tomato...

You know something, lady?

You're just a pale imitation
of the C.C. Babcock I know.

You're not half the man she is.

You know, Niles, it's a shame
we didn't get along.

I find myself
strangely attracted to you.

You said I was
a big fat ugly butler.

You don't know my type.

Taking the night off.
If I'm not back
in the morning...

Yay.

Hi.

So where did you disappear to
after we brought B home?

-[sighs] I took a little walk.
-Oh.

The phone call
every parent dreads.

Had to give my insides time
to fall back into place.

Oh, I hear you.

Boy, it sorta makes
everything else seem
so unimportant.

That's what I wanted to
talk to you about.

I decided to sign the prenup.

-Really?
-Yeah.

You know, I know
that I want to spend the rest
of my life with you

so if this is what it takes,
then fine. Give it to me.

All right.

Now, this is the place where
you're supposed to say,

"No, darling, I trust you,

and I know
we're going to spend

the rest of our lives together."
You know?

Oh, give me it.

You know, Fran,
you were right
when you said

what happened today
put everything
into perspective.

Hey, this doesn't look
anything like the papers
you gave me before.

That's because they're not.

-They're not?
-No. This is.

Those are the first stages
of the adoption papers.

I want you to be
the children's mother. Legally.

You do?

I always thought Sara and I
would be raising the children
together and then...

Well, I never really thought
they'd be truly happy again.

But you know, they are.

And that's thanks to you.

Mmm.

I just love the children
so very much.

And I love you.

And I meant what I said before.
I want to sign this prenup.

I just want to add
a little Ari Onassis clause.

Don't worry,
it's a win-win thing.

-Sweetheart,
that won't be necessary.
-Why?

Because this is
the time I say

I trust you
and I know we'll be happy
for the rest of our lives.

Aw.

Hey, Yetta,
what are you reading?

The Money Club.

Some Park Avenue
ladies invested

their money together
and made a fortune.

So I got all the gals
at the home to pool
their resources.

What are you going
to invest in?

We bought the book.

Where are you going?

I have to go with Fran
to traffic court.

She's going to talk her way
out of a parking ticket.

Come on, honey.

We'll go pick up
a knish on the way.

[theme music playing]

[theme music ends]