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Fran, I've been wearing
a training bra for about
three months now
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and what is it exactly
that it trains them to do?
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You know, honey,
you really can't
train them.
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Eventually, they're
just gonna get older
and go their separate ways.
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Funny you should
bring this up.
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Since I started my diet,
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I went down
an entire cup size.
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What cup size did you
go down to, Ma?
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The Stanley?
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Never mind.
I'm doing good.
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[Fran chuckles]
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Even the soup that
I brought over is diet.
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-Cabbage, tomato,
onion soup mix.
-Yeah, it's delicious.
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Plus, I added
a little seasoning
to give it some flavor.
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-With what?
-Tortellini.
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[banging on door]
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It's Val.
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Hi, sweetie.
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-Hi.
-Fran,
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-you are not gonna believe what
I got from my cousin, Giggy.
-What?
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Two tickets
to the launching party
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of Michael Bolton's
new opera album.
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Oh, my God!
Michael Bolton!
Wait a minute.
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Your cousin Giggy
knows Michael Bolton?
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[scoffs] You bet.
Do you know that
Giggy is responsible
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-for him cutting
all his hair off?
-How?
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Apparently, you can't
say "Bolton" without
spitting out your gum.
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And for that,
Michael Bolton gave
your schmuck cousin tickets?
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[Val] Mm-hmm.
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Let me guess. The tickets
fell out of Bolton's pocket
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-when he was
beating Giggy up.
-Uh-huh.
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How lucky are we?
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So, are you free
Saturday night, Fran?
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[laughs hysterically]
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"Is she free Saturday."
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What, you're not?
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I'd love to go.
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I only wish this was
something that Mr. Sheffield
would invite me to, you know.
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-Michael Bolton, he sings
such romantic songs.
-Hmm.
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Well, Fran, you know, Daddy
asked you out on the first date,
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why don't you ask him out
on the second?
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Ma raised me to believe that
it's the man that should do
the courting of the woman.
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Sweetheart, I didn't know
what I was saying.
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It was the '60s,
I was taking
a lot of antacid.
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You know what?
I think you're right.
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I am going to
march myself in there
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and ask Mr. Sheffield
to this Michael Bolton concert.
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-You go, girl!
-[Fran] Yeah.
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You know, [sighs]
I'm no genius,
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but I don't think she's
gonna be able to
get tickets at this late date.
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You really don't
need the "I'm no genius"
part, Val.
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♪She was workingIn a bridal shopIn Flushing, Queens
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♪'Til her boyfriendKicked her out in one ofThose crushing scenes
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♪What was she to do?Where was she to go?
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♪She was out on her fanny
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♪So over the bridgeFrom FlushingTo the Sheffield's door
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♪She was there to sell make-upBut the father saw more
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♪She had style!She had flair!She was there
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♪That's how she becameThe Nanny
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♪Who would have guessedThat the girl we described
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♪Was just exactlyWhat the doctor prescribed?
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♪Now, the fatherFinds her beguiling
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♪Watch out C.C.
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♪And the kidsAre actually smiling
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♪Such joie de vivre
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♪She's the lady in redWhen everybody elseIs wearing tan
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♪The flashy girlFrom Flushing
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♪The Nanny named Fran!
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Ma? Ma?
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So, what do you think?
It's almost finished.
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What, are you nuts?
Don't you think
it's a little crooked?
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Not to me.
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Ma...
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you're scaring me.
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You know, our people
are not talented
in this regard.
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That's why there's
no Home Depot
in Jerusalem.
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More importantly
than that,
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I got up the nerve
to ask Mr. Sheffield
out on a date
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and he said yes!
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Oh, I figured it when
I saw the love bite
on your neck.
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What?
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What?
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[gasps] What is that?
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Enough already.
You don't have to hide.
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You can have
a hickey at your age.
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You can have
osteoporosis at your age.
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Oh, my God!
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It goes all the way
down my body!
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Mazel tov,
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Ma, stop it! This is
a terrible rash.
It's disgusting!
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I'm supposed to go out
with Mr. Sheffield tonight.
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Well, put some
salve on it.
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[breathing heavily]
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00:05:03,176 --> 00:05:05,359
Ma, this is anchovy paste.
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Taste the Dippity Do,
see if it's mint jelly.
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[Fran] Uh, honey,
would you
do me a favor?
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Go over to the
fragrance counter and
pick me up some perfume.
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Here's my list.
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Fran, you want me to buy
12 bottles of perfume?
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Samples, honey. Samples.
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Excuse me.
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-I'm wondering whether
you can help me.
-Hey.
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-I remember you.
-What? Oh...
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Wait, don't tell me.
I never forget a condition.
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-You... You came in
about ticks.
-No.
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-Worms.
-Look.
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Lice! You had
head lice.
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I knew
it was a parasite.
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Congratulations. Now,
if you could just
keep your voice down.
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I want you to tell me
where I can find something
to help me with this.
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Ew.
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Why are you
showing me that?
It's nauseous-making.
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Well, if you can't
stand looking
at a simple rash,
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-why do you work here?
-It's near my house.
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-Does the rash have
any oozing or odor?
-[shushing]
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-Has it formed a crust?
-Stop it! [shushes]
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Never mind.
I'll go find
something myself.
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Oh! Ms. Babcock. Hi.
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-What's that in your hand?
-Oh, what's that in your hand?
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I think I got
a fairly good look
at that box.
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[chuckles] I think I got
a fairly good look
at that bottle.
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Interesting situation.
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Certainly is.
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Let's just say no one
will ever know
what you have
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and no one will
ever know what I have.
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-That's all fine with me.
-Okay.
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I know what you both got.
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But a date with each of you
will keep me quiet.
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A terrible rash.
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Pick me up
Thursday at 8:00.
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-Oh, Ms. Fine.
-Hello.
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Oh, you look
absolutely brilliant.
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Brilliant?
Oh, that is so...
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Something I've
never heard before.
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I just want you
to know that...
[sighs]
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Well, I am
genuinely thrilled
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-you asked me out
with you this evening.
-Oh, that's so good...
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To hear. To hear.
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Not only that,
but I wanted
to tell you that
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had you not asked me
out with you,
I would probably...
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No, not probably.
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-I was actually planning--
-You know, that is so sweet.
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Go, get the car.
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I just gotta get my purse here.
I just gotta get my purse.
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Oh, Ms. Fine, no one
wants this to happen
more than I do,
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but your whole body
is covered with blotches.
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Why don't you
just cancel
this evening? [winces]
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Five years, two dates.
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I don't care if I gotta lose
a toe and keep it on ice
in my purse. I'm going.
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[playing soft piano music]
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00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:05,043
All right. Why don't I
go get us some cocktails?
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Mmh, sounds good.
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00:09:13,873 --> 00:09:15,409
Yeah, well,
the bar's 40 deep.
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-Oh, well...
-So, what do you say
we have a quick dance first?
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-I'd love to.
-Come on then.
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Oh, I'm sorry, uh,
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I should have shaved
before we came out.
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No. It's good. It's good.
It's really good.
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-Excuse me?
-Oh? Oh, oh!
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Oh, Michael Bolton!
Oh, Michael Bolton.
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Oh, I just love your voice.
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It's so soulful and raspy.
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You know, yours
is the only music
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that can cut through
a Fine family function.
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00:10:07,426 --> 00:10:10,493
Yes. Thanks a lot.
I think.
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Hello, Michael.
Maxwell Sheffield.
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Uh, listen, congratulations
on your CD.
It's really wonderful.
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And I just love
your new look. Oh!
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Yes. The big hair, it's just,
that's not happening
anymore, you know?
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Uh-huh.
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-On men. On men.
-Oh. Uh-huh.
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Oh. Michael, Michael,
would you mind?
I-I am your biggest fan.
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Would you please
autograph this for me?
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-I don't--
-Uh, just do it on my back.
Just do it on my back.
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And press hard because
you know, that ball point
doesn't work so good.
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Yeah. To Fran.
To the left. To the left.
To the left.
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My biggest fan.
Ooh. To the right.
To the right. To the right.
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Okay. Yeah.
I am very, very,
very, very--
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-Uh, Ms. Fine.
-Oh, okay. All right.
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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That was really good,
Michael. Really good.
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-Uh, I'm going to go now.
-Okay.
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This is weird.
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[man]Good evening.
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Sony Classical andMichael Bolton welcome you
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to the launching ofhis newalbum.
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And now,ladies and gentlemen,Michael Bolton!
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[playing soft piano music]
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[singing in foreign language]
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-You look
so beautiful tonight.
-[chuckles]
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I rather wish
we were alone.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
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00:12:23,293 --> 00:12:24,359
[breathes heavily]
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You don't know how good
that makes me feel.
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What do you say
the two of us just,
uh, slip away?
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Hmm, yes. Yes.
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Oh, I can't wait to get
out of this dress.
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-Then I'll go
get us a room.
-Okay.
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Here we are.
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Come here.
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-Mmh.
-[Fran giggles]
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-How about a glass
of champagne?
-Sounds great.
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00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:17,343
Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh!
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00:13:22,226 --> 00:13:23,476
Hey, wait for me.
207
00:13:32,326 --> 00:13:36,293
No. You know what?
Uh, I think that we should
just call the house first
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and make sure that
everybody knows we're
gonna be a little late.
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00:13:39,703 --> 00:13:41,259
-Now?
-Yeah. We don't
want them to worry.
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Hi, sweetie.
Hi, angel. Yeah.
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Uh, good. Oh, yeah.
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Oh, that sounds
fabulous, angel. Yeah.
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00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:53,043
Uh, why don't you tell
your daddy? Yeah. Gracie,
she really wants to talk to you.
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-What? Now?
-Well...
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[hesitantly]
Hello, sweetheart.
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Oh. [chuckles]
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00:14:01,259 --> 00:14:04,259
You know, uh, if you're
gonna be blabbing
on the phone all night,
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00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:07,326
I am just gonna
run downstairs
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and uh, get an
autographed picture
from Michael Bolton for Ma.
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Now?
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I'll just be a minute.
Just a minute.
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[up-beat piano music playing]
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Where is he? Where is he?
Where's the doctor?
224
00:14:27,176 --> 00:14:30,373
Doctor Cresitelli
will be with you
in just a moment.
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00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,176
Cresitelli?
This is a matter
of life or death!
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00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,526
I need a Glickman or,
or a Schwartz!
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Hi.
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Thank you.
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00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:44,309
I'm Doctor Cresitelli.
How are we doing?
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Oh, I've been better.
I have a terrible,
terrible rash.
231
00:14:48,143 --> 00:14:51,373
Can you just give me a minute?
I need to settle in.
You're my first patient.
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-Of the night?
-No, ever.
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Wait a minute.
[snapping fingers]
Cresitelli. Cresitelli.
234
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You wouldn't
happen to be
Frankie Cresitelli
235
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from Parsons Junior High?
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Yeah. Yeah. The best
six years of my life.
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No, wait.
[stammers] I know...
238
00:15:10,703 --> 00:15:13,159
Uh, you're, you're
Fran, um, uh, Finay.
239
00:15:15,043 --> 00:15:16,426
It's Fine again.
240
00:15:16,459 --> 00:15:18,259
They didn't buy it.
241
00:15:20,143 --> 00:15:25,226
How did you ever become
a doctor? You couldn't
even playOperation.
242
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:29,493
Just calm down. Real people
are a lot bigger than that
little cardboard guy. [laughs]
243
00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:32,276
[laughs sarcastically]
244
00:15:32,309 --> 00:15:35,703
I know I saw
a Leiberman out there!
245
00:15:38,373 --> 00:15:40,526
-Fran, take it easy.
That was a long time ago.
-Okay.
246
00:15:41,203 --> 00:15:42,176
I'm a professional now.
247
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,459
-Okay. I'm sorry.
-Let's have a look-see.
248
00:15:43,493 --> 00:15:44,509
Okay.
249
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:46,526
-[unzipping]
-[groans]
250
00:15:52,259 --> 00:15:54,159
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
251
00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:56,209
Oh, God.
[clears throat]
252
00:15:56,243 --> 00:15:58,293
Nothing. I can uh...
253
00:15:58,326 --> 00:16:00,193
I-I could
take care of that.
254
00:16:03,493 --> 00:16:04,509
With a shot.
255
00:16:06,143 --> 00:16:08,276
Fine. Give me anything.
256
00:16:08,309 --> 00:16:10,443
The man of my dreams
is right across the street
257
00:16:10,476 --> 00:16:14,509
in a beautiful hotel room
and he's finally ready
to get intimate.
258
00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:22,376
Uh, I'm gonna give you
this shot of cortisone.
259
00:16:22,409 --> 00:16:24,143
It should straighten
you right out, okay?
260
00:16:24,176 --> 00:16:26,873
-Okay.
-Now, I'm gonna
give it in your rear,
261
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,526
-All right.
-because there's a lot less pain
in a big, fleshy area.
262
00:16:33,143 --> 00:16:36,293
I take it you got a D
in bedside manner, Frankie!
263
00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:39,193
-There we go.
-[groans]
264
00:16:39,226 --> 00:16:41,443
Oh. Oh, wow!
265
00:16:41,476 --> 00:16:45,143
Gee, you know,
I think that the
itching stopped already.
266
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,459
Why it could be
working this fast?
267
00:16:46,493 --> 00:16:48,159
Goes right into
the bloodstream.
268
00:16:48,193 --> 00:16:51,143
-Oh, my God!
Frankie, thank you.
-[chuckles]
269
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,193
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
270
00:16:52,226 --> 00:16:54,543
-Oh, wish me luck.
-Good luck.
271
00:16:54,873 --> 00:16:56,159
-Okay. Bye.
-Take care.
272
00:16:56,193 --> 00:16:58,526
-[door closes]
-Oh, hey. Wait a minute.
273
00:16:59,203 --> 00:17:01,543
Are you allergic
to any medication?
274
00:17:04,209 --> 00:17:06,703
I-I should've asked
that first, right?
275
00:17:16,309 --> 00:17:19,509
Mm-hmm. Well,
okay, sweetheart.
276
00:17:20,043 --> 00:17:23,226
Well, it sounds like
you had a really, very fun day.
277
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:25,226
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
278
00:17:25,259 --> 00:17:27,326
Hey. Wait, wait, wait.
There's more.
279
00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:31,193
So I go over
to Susie's house,
and her cousin...
280
00:17:31,226 --> 00:17:33,226
-What's her
name, Niles?
-Lily.
281
00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:35,373
Oh, yeah, yeah. Lily.
282
00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:38,376
She is so funny,
Daddy, she...
283
00:17:39,276 --> 00:17:41,873
What?
284
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:43,493
Oh. Daddy wants
to talk to you.
285
00:17:43,526 --> 00:17:46,259
-Yes, sir.
-Put her to bed!
286
00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:55,276
[Fran] Mr. Sheffield, I'm back.
287
00:17:58,509 --> 00:18:01,543
You wait right there.
Don't you move.
288
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,309
-Don't move a thing.
-Okay.
289
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,873
[Fran] Oh, how long
290
00:18:06,159 --> 00:18:09,459
have we dreamt
of this moment?
291
00:18:09,493 --> 00:18:11,443
Mmh, here we...
292
00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:32,159
[squeaky voice]
What? What's the matter?
293
00:18:35,043 --> 00:18:36,476
What? Oh.
294
00:18:36,509 --> 00:18:38,476
Oh, oh, oh...
295
00:18:41,476 --> 00:18:43,373
Oh!
296
00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:46,176
Oh, my God!
297
00:18:47,443 --> 00:18:51,393
No, no, no. It's all right.
Don't panic. Don't panic.
298
00:18:51,426 --> 00:18:55,703
-Don't panic. It's gonna
be okay. It's all right.
-[blabbering]
299
00:18:55,143 --> 00:18:57,443
No, no. Calm down.
Calm down.
300
00:18:57,476 --> 00:18:59,343
-It's all right.
You'll be all right.
-Oh, my God.
301
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:01,373
-I'm gonna faint.
-No.
302
00:19:01,703 --> 00:19:02,293
-I'm gonna faint.
-No, no, no. Don't!
303
00:19:02,326 --> 00:19:04,259
-No, no. Ms. Fine. No. No!
-I'm gonna...
304
00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:06,703
[screams]
305
00:19:12,409 --> 00:19:15,443
Oh, maybe we need to
bring in a specialist.
306
00:19:17,193 --> 00:19:22,043
At least a doctor
with two days' experience.
307
00:19:22,373 --> 00:19:26,543
This reaction happens
sometimes with
cortisone, prednisone,
308
00:19:26,873 --> 00:19:28,873
Toblerone. [laughs]
309
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:35,226
Doctor, I have
an enlarged daughter.
310
00:19:36,526 --> 00:19:38,226
Do something!
311
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:41,426
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
312
00:19:41,459 --> 00:19:45,376
You're never
gonna find me
attractive again. [sobs]
313
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:49,259
Oh, Miss Fine,
don't you be ridiculous.
314
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:53,493
There's two, three,
six times as much
of you to love.
315
00:19:56,193 --> 00:20:00,343
Oh, that's very sweet.
316
00:20:00,376 --> 00:20:03,359
-Kill me, Frankie. Kill me!
-So, I'm just gonna...
317
00:20:03,393 --> 00:20:06,309
I'm gonna give you
a shot to counteract
the cortisone, okay?
318
00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:07,476
And it won't hurt a bit.
319
00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:11,293
I just need to find a big,
fleshy, pinky anything.
320
00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:17,243
Miss Fine, we traced
your original rash
to a food allergen.
321
00:20:17,276 --> 00:20:20,459
Have you recently
had any gourds?
Pumpkins? Squash?
322
00:20:20,493 --> 00:20:22,359
No, no.
323
00:20:22,393 --> 00:20:26,703
It wasn't in any of that
chicken you made, Niles,
last night, was it?
324
00:20:26,143 --> 00:20:29,373
Oh, of course not.
That was just
roast chicken with sage.
325
00:20:29,703 --> 00:20:33,226
-Sage? I am
allergic to sage!
-Oh, really?
326
00:20:35,293 --> 00:20:37,376
I thought thyme
was your enemy.
327
00:20:39,326 --> 00:20:41,343
-Excuse me, Doctor.
-Yeah?
328
00:20:41,376 --> 00:20:44,359
But if someone
jazzed up a diet soup
329
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:48,209
with pumpkin tortellini
filled with squash
330
00:20:48,243 --> 00:20:52,159
and she ate it,
would it be my fault?
331
00:20:52,193 --> 00:20:53,459
[yells] Ma!
332
00:20:55,143 --> 00:20:59,143
Oh, sweetheart,
I'm so sorry.
333
00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:01,426
[crying]
I'm so sorry.
334
00:21:03,193 --> 00:21:07,426
Maxwell, there's
a horrifying
glimpse of the future.
335
00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:11,393
The 250-pound apple
doesn't fall far
from the tree.
336
00:21:20,259 --> 00:21:22,143
Oh, good morning, Miss Fine.
337
00:21:22,176 --> 00:21:24,359
I'm glad to see
you're all back to normal.
338
00:21:24,393 --> 00:21:27,203
Yeah. Much better,
thank you.
339
00:21:27,543 --> 00:21:28,409
[clears throat]
You know, uh,
340
00:21:28,443 --> 00:21:30,426
It's a real pity
we were interrupted.
341
00:21:30,459 --> 00:21:35,259
I-I thought maybe tonight
we could pick up
where we left off.
342
00:21:35,293 --> 00:21:37,493
Hmm, you know,
Mr. Sheffield.
343
00:21:37,526 --> 00:21:40,526
I really prefer
when things are
kind of spontaneous.
344
00:21:41,203 --> 00:21:42,309
[sighs]
345
00:21:43,493 --> 00:21:45,293
Well, perhaps
you're right.
346
00:21:45,326 --> 00:21:48,343
Maybe it's a sign
we should wait.
347
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:50,359
We'll know when
the time is right.
348
00:21:51,873 --> 00:21:52,373
Hmm.
349
00:21:54,476 --> 00:21:57,393
Oh, I could kill you, Ma.
350
00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,526
[theme music playing]
351
00:22:27,443 --> 00:22:30,543
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