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-[sobbing]
-Oh, Ms. Fine,
it's been two weeks.
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The mourning period has to end.
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It's just so tragic.
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I mean,
it shouldn't have been...
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A lot of people screw up
their first date.
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Now get out of those
depressing clothes.
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No.
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I-I need to wear this.
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Its-- It gives me closure.
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Besides, black is slimming.
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And I'm gonna need it.
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There's nothing more pathetic
than a woman
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who eats out of frustration
because she doesn't have a man.
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Do you have any more of
this mesquite barbecue sauce?
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Because it is really yummy.
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Will you just forget it,
Brighton?
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It's never gonna happen.
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Never gonna happen?
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Just because I screwed up
with Elton John,
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you're not gonna date me aga--
Oh, you meant Brighton.
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I won a radio contest
and the winner gets Brian Setzer
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to shoot a video
in their house.
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Brian Setzer.
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I love him.
He used to be a Stray Cat.
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I've been listening to him
since the early '80s.
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Hey, is it true back then people
used to listen to their music
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on some sort of primitive large,
black, vinyl disk?
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Only when we weren't enjoying
our favorite pastime,
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child hurling.
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-Dad...
-ah, the answer, Brighton,
is still no.
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But what's the big deal?
I mean, it's three hours
on a Friday night.
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Look, maybe your father
has plans Friday night.
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Dinner for two, alfresco,
at Nello's...
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starting with the fried
artichokes, God willing.
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No. I do not have plans
Friday night.
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And I am not
leaving this house.
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But...
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You want one?
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Yeah.
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♪ She was workingin a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriendkicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of thosecrushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridgefrom Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make upbut the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flairshe was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessedthat the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactlywhat the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the fatherfinds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kidsare actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody elseis wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girlfrom Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪
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-I can't believe they won't let
you have a cat in a dorm.
-Mmm!
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Hey, you told me
that your cousin had a pet
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and she went to Columbia.
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A chicken.
At the University of Bogotá.
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Oh, wow, aren't you hot stuff!
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You know who you remind me of?
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Barbara Stanwyck from
The Big Valley.
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Fran,
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I just wanna look cool for when
they come to check out the house
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-for the music video.
-You do.
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Oh, by the way,
how can I thank you
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for getting Dad to say yes?
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[chuckling]
Get your dad to say yes.
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Brighton, you are so pathetic.
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I mean he walks around
the house with his guitar...
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and he doesn't even know
how to play.
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Hey, you wear a bra.
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Hey,
at least I've actually seen one.
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-Why don't you shut up!
-No, you shut up!
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-[doorbell ringing]
-Hey, knock it off.
You're young adults.
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Stop acting like children.
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Hi, come on in.
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Who are you?
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Bobbi Flekman,
VP of Record Promotions.
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Say hello to my assistant,
Chloe.
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-Hello, it's nice--
-[shushing]
I'm talking on the phone.
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Oh, they're so sweet,
they're so fresh.
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Come one. They're the hottest
bands in town.
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Don't you love Wu-Tang Clan?
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With chicken or pork?
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Yeah, well, if you saw her,
you'd understand.
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Brighton!
The record lady's here!
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I'm Fran Fine, the nanny.
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Well, you're sure living fat.
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I'm just retaining a little.
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See, I had some
salty fish last night...
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Shh!
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You, don't talk so much.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did you lose your
train of thought?
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No, it's just your voice is
so annoying, honey.
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Hi. I'm Brighton Sheffield.
It's such an honor...
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-I'm nobody.
-Hi. I'm Brighton Sheffield.
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It's such an honor to meet you.
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What a handsome boy.
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You're gonna look great
in all the publicity pictures.
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Chloe, make a note.
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Let's get some color
on this milquetoast punim.
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Where's the father?
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I got to have him sign some
of these release forms.
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God, that was so weird.
She looked just like you.
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Really?
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Well, maybe in about 10 years.
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[door slams shut]
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-Who are you?
-Oh, Bobbi Flekman.
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Well, aren't we chic!
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But what's with the B'nai B'rith
Barbie out there?
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[laughs]
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We're gonna get along just fine.
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C.C. Babcock.
I'm Maxwell Sheffield's partner.
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-Oh, a partner.
-Yes.
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Well, it's nice to meet a sister
who's made it to the top.
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Where's your office?
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Well, I travel a lot.
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Sometimes I work here
and sometimes I work...
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here...
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Uh-huh.
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Well, where's your partner?
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He's the guy
I'm really trying to nail down.
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Well, get in line. [chuckles]
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Do we have the hots
for our boss?
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Have we seen our boss?
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Honey,
you look like a smart woman.
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You're not,
but you look like one.
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Baby, you're a doormat,
an old shoe.
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And no man is worth it.
Stop being a masochist.
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I am not a masochist!
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[scoff]
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Well, don't go.
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-Oh, my God. Bobbi!
-Oh, my God.
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Maxwell Sheffield.
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You know, I knew that name
sounded familiar.
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-How the hell are you?
-I'm great. I'm great.
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You know,
we go back to London days.
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I tried to get him to
produce my friend's play,
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but he thought it was a dog.
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-What was the name of it?Hair?-Hair...
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CatsHair?
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So listen, Bobbi,
we have to have dinner together.
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-All right.
-C.C., are you doing anything?
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-No.
-Oh, great.
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Make reservations for us,
would you?
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Oh, Ms. Babcock,
I feel so sorry for you.
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You're going to be
alone and miserable
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for the rest of your life.
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You heard what just happened?
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No, what just happened?
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[both giggling]
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-Nanny Fine, thank God.
-What?
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Get in there and flirt with Max.
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Why are you wearing pants?
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Let's put it this way.
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If I miss
one more waxing appointment,
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I'm gonna be pulling
a beer wagon for Budweiser.
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There's a gorgeous woman
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shamelessly throwing herself
at Maxwell.
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I know,
but I blew it on the first date.
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Not you. Bobbi Flekman.
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Now go and put on a short skirt
and get in there and flirt.
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It's too late.
The man hates me.
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So you blew it.
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Are you gonna let one lousy date
discourage you?
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You wuss.
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I didn't even let his wife
stand in my way.
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You think I'm pathetic now?
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You should've seen me
as her maid of honor.
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Forget it.
He's never gonna ask
me out again.
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It's only because
he's torn between you
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and the other woman he loves.
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Who?
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Me!
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Don't you see?
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Bobbi Flekman is an amalgamation
of the two of us.
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She is everything he is
searching for in a woman.
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Beauty, brains, and a slut.
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Hey!
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You know,
you may be on to something.
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[C.C and Fran gasp]
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh, You know what's wrong
with this whole relationship
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between me and Mr. Sheffield,
don't you?
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I'm not in it.
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Well, maybe Mr. Sheffield
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and Bobbi Flekman
are just friends.
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You're always saying
how you wanna meet new people.
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Oh, that's different, Val.
That's me.
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What the hell does he need
to meet new people for?
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Everybody he needs to know
is right here.
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Yeah. And you know
what I don't get is?
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How could he be attracted to you
and her?
202
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Ugh! The guy's taste
is all over the map.
203
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You know, this isn't even
really about me, Val.
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I'm concerned
about the children.
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I mean, she's a career woman.
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-Kids are just
an imposition to her.
-Mmm.
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-Fran!
-What?
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-Val, would you go? [groans]
-Yeah.
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Oh, Ma.
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Have you ever been concerned
about losing Daddy?
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Once.
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He was sexually attracted to
Kate Smith.
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How I get any action from that
chubby chaser, I'll never know.
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It's not you.
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One disastrous little date
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and Mr. Sheffield is already
looking at someone else.
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I mean, if I thought
that he liked older women
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I would've told him the truth.
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Oh, Ma, what am I doing wrong?
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Darling, you were always
very attractive to men.
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But you never knew how to reel
them in.
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Somehow I never
passed that onto you.
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I just give up. I just give up.
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Don't give up.
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-Say you're at a buffet.
-Yeah?
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And there's one piece of
cheesecake left
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and some obnoxious woman
tries to grab it.
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What do you do?
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Cut in front of you, Ma.
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Exactly.
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Cut right in front of
that Bobbi Flekman
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at the man buffet...
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and grab your piece.
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Oh, Ma. How am I gonna do that?
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Your Chinese chicken salad's
here, Bobbi.
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Fran, she thought...
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[shushing]
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Bobbi's thinking, honey.
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Brian, baby!
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Bobbi, baby.
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Maxwell Sheffield, Brian.
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Mr. Sheffield, nice to meet you.
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How do you do? You know...
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I was in a rock group once.
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Yeah, the Strawberry Sheffields
Forever.
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Ah, yes, those were the days,
my friend.
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We thought they'd never end.
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You're a friend of
Pete Townshend's, aren't you?
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Yeah, you're that guy
that passed on Tommy.
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-Tommy,Hair, Cats?
-[indistinct muttering]
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Hi.
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Who are they?
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-Ah, they're the rest
of The Brian Setzer Orchestra.
-Oh
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-Do you have enough food?
-Oh...
255
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We did.
256
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Ugh. How am I gonna lose weight
with all this food here?
257
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Remind me later. I'll give you
my trainer's number.
258
00:13:31,873 --> 00:13:33,276
-Uh, excuse me, Ms. Flekman.
-Yeah?
259
00:13:33,309 --> 00:13:35,426
There's a limo driver outback...
260
00:13:35,459 --> 00:13:38,526
who has a message for you
from a musician.
261
00:13:39,203 --> 00:13:40,243
Oh, who?
262
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Stink.
263
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You mean Sting?
264
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Yeah.
265
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[knocking]
266
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Oh, my god. Brian Setzer!
Brian Setzer!
267
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Brian, baby.
268
00:14:16,526 --> 00:14:19,373
Uh, Sheffield's daughter
wants an autograph.
269
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Do you mind signing your CD?
270
00:14:20,309 --> 00:14:21,476
Oh, sure. What's her name?
271
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-Franny Fine.
-Franny Fine.
272
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:30,176
-Thanks, sweetie.
-You're welcome.
273
00:14:32,293 --> 00:14:33,409
Where's Mr. Sheffield?
274
00:14:33,443 --> 00:14:36,873
Oh, I don't know, Ms. Flekman.
275
00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:37,293
Did you just change clothes?
276
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Val!
277
00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:43,043
Oh, I almost blew it.
Didn't I, Fran?
278
00:14:43,373 --> 00:14:44,376
[shushing]
279
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Val.
280
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Go home! Go!
281
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Go!
282
00:14:54,243 --> 00:14:55,309
Go!
283
00:15:01,226 --> 00:15:04,543
A damned inconvenience
is what this whole thing is.
284
00:15:04,873 --> 00:15:06,176
There's nothing worse than
having to accommodate
285
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,159
a bunch of rude dilettantes
with over-inflated egos.
286
00:15:09,193 --> 00:15:12,326
Did you ever run out in the
night to buy somebody tampons?
287
00:15:12,359 --> 00:15:14,143
-No.
-Then shut up.
288
00:15:15,426 --> 00:15:17,309
The only reason I keep this
stupid job
289
00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:19,426
is because I'm hoping
she'll put me in a video.
290
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:21,176
And you don't think
it's pathetic
291
00:15:21,209 --> 00:15:22,293
to compromise yourself
292
00:15:22,326 --> 00:15:25,359
just for a shot at
15 minutes of fame?
293
00:15:25,393 --> 00:15:28,209
Chloe, call casting.
We need to fit someone
294
00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:30,543
into the Esther Williams
bathing suit.
295
00:15:30,873 --> 00:15:31,259
Is it cut high on the sides?
296
00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:33,426
[music playing]
297
00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:36,326
♪ Kick off your shoesstart losin' the blues ♪
298
00:15:36,359 --> 00:15:39,703
♪ This old houseain't got nothin' to lose ♪
299
00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:41,873
♪ I've seen it all for years ♪
300
00:15:41,159 --> 00:15:44,293
♪ Start spreadin' the news ♪
301
00:15:44,326 --> 00:15:46,309
♪ We got room on the floor ♪
302
00:15:46,343 --> 00:15:48,243
♪ Come on, babyShake somethin' loose ♪
303
00:15:48,276 --> 00:15:50,209
[guitar riffing]
304
00:15:50,243 --> 00:15:53,203
♪ Well, the house is a rockin'Don't bother knockin'♪
305
00:15:53,543 --> 00:15:56,873
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'Don't bother knockin' ♪
306
00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:59,443
♪ The house is a rockin'Don't bother, come on in ♪
307
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,459
Oh!
308
00:16:04,259 --> 00:16:05,493
Yeah!
309
00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:09,443
Cut! Cut!
310
00:16:10,293 --> 00:16:13,476
[all applauding]
311
00:16:13,509 --> 00:16:16,243
What happened?
I thought you were gonna be
in the music video.
312
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,203
Oh, no. I was only kidding.
313
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:21,373
I'm not going to make
an idiot of myself.
314
00:16:21,703 --> 00:16:23,509
-The bathing suit didn't fit?
-It was a petite 12.
315
00:16:25,426 --> 00:16:27,476
All right, everybody, take five.
316
00:16:27,509 --> 00:16:30,373
-We'll try it again.
-Excuse me.
317
00:16:30,703 --> 00:16:32,226
If you opened up one of
the seams in the back,
318
00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,309
I don't turn around.
319
00:16:33,343 --> 00:16:34,426
No!
320
00:16:38,176 --> 00:16:39,243
[Maxwell clearing throat]
321
00:16:46,443 --> 00:16:48,426
Oh, Bobbi.
322
00:16:48,459 --> 00:16:49,509
Yeah, that's me.
323
00:16:51,509 --> 00:16:54,343
We gotta talk about us.
324
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:57,343
-You know,
it's over for me and, uh,
-Wait, what?
325
00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,326
-it's time to move on.
-What's over?
326
00:16:59,359 --> 00:17:02,226
Well, it's obvious
that you're crazy about me,
327
00:17:02,259 --> 00:17:03,409
but it's just
never gonna happen.
328
00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:05,243
I mean, I'm old enough to be...
329
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,376
that adorable nanny's mother.
330
00:17:11,143 --> 00:17:14,326
Bobbi, forgive me.
I'm a little confused here.
331
00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:17,343
I-I-I was under the impression
we were just good friends.
332
00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:18,509
What?
333
00:17:23,203 --> 00:17:25,526
Are you telling me that there's
nothing between us whatsoever?
334
00:17:26,203 --> 00:17:28,873
Well, I'm dreadfully sorry
335
00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:29,376
if I've given you
the wrong impression.
336
00:17:29,409 --> 00:17:31,509
Oh, no, no.
That's okay. That's okay.
337
00:17:32,043 --> 00:17:34,443
You know I misread signals
all the time.
338
00:17:34,476 --> 00:17:37,476
At my age you tend to become
muy desperado.
339
00:17:37,509 --> 00:17:40,226
Well, anyway, gotta go. Ciao.
340
00:17:49,393 --> 00:17:51,193
Oh, Bobbi.
341
00:17:51,226 --> 00:17:52,426
Oh, Bobbi, forgive me.
342
00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,476
I don't know what came over me.
343
00:17:54,509 --> 00:17:57,373
All of a sudden
I felt something...
344
00:18:04,176 --> 00:18:05,459
Something I've been fighting
345
00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:09,476
ever since I laid eyes on you
20 years ago.
346
00:18:09,509 --> 00:18:12,393
But I thought that you said
that we were just friends.
347
00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,476
Oh, that.
That's just a line I use
348
00:18:14,509 --> 00:18:16,276
when I feel a woman's
getting too close.
349
00:18:16,309 --> 00:18:19,043
I've used it on my nanny
thousands of times.
350
00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:26,243
Bobbi, are you all right?
351
00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:30,393
Oh, yeah, it's just...
I- I like your nanny.
352
00:18:30,426 --> 00:18:32,376
And I feel sorry for her
353
00:18:32,409 --> 00:18:34,409
and I'm gonna go to her.
She needs me.
354
00:18:34,443 --> 00:18:36,703
No, no. Wait.
355
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,343
I think I love you.
356
00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:42,193
No. Get away from me.
Leave me alone. Leave me alone.
357
00:18:42,226 --> 00:18:44,443
Leave me alone...
358
00:18:48,703 --> 00:18:52,159
Oh, call me crazy.
Call me impulsive, but...
359
00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:53,309
Will you marry me?
360
00:18:53,343 --> 00:18:57,209
[gasps]
How could you propose to--
361
00:18:57,243 --> 00:18:59,226
You know, there is a band
waiting in there
362
00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:01,359
and I do have
a rabbi on speed dial...
363
00:19:01,393 --> 00:19:03,276
Ms. Fine.
364
00:19:06,443 --> 00:19:08,159
You knew it was me?
365
00:19:08,193 --> 00:19:10,526
Well, of course I knew it was
you all along.
366
00:19:12,159 --> 00:19:14,326
Well, then I'm holding you
to your proposal.
367
00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:16,276
And in New York State
a verbal agreement...
368
00:19:16,309 --> 00:19:18,276
-Don't push it.
-Done pushing.
369
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,193
Almost.
370
00:19:23,226 --> 00:19:26,703
Why were you kissing
Bobbi Flekman?
371
00:19:26,143 --> 00:19:27,426
To thank her.
372
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,703
Don't you remember?
373
00:19:29,143 --> 00:19:32,703
Elton John dropped out
of my show, thanks to you.
374
00:19:33,203 --> 00:19:34,209
Vaguely.
375
00:19:36,193 --> 00:19:40,873
Well, Bobbi was kind enough
to talk to Mick Jagger
about replacing him.
376
00:19:41,703 --> 00:19:42,259
Oh!
377
00:19:42,293 --> 00:19:45,376
So it's imperative we all make
Bobbi very, very happy.
378
00:19:46,703 --> 00:19:48,293
Oh!
379
00:19:48,326 --> 00:19:52,159
[screaming and banging]
380
00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:54,426
I don't get today's music.
381
00:19:54,459 --> 00:19:56,443
The Red Hot Chili Peppers?
382
00:19:59,226 --> 00:20:01,193
Give me the '60s.
383
00:20:01,226 --> 00:20:04,373
Cream. Vanilla Fudge...
384
00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:09,259
Now that was a turn-on.
385
00:20:09,293 --> 00:20:11,509
[screaming
and banging continues]
386
00:20:15,526 --> 00:20:18,203
[rock music playing]
387
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:30,426
♪ Oh! The house is a rockin'Don't bother knockin' ♪
388
00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:33,343
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'Don't bother knockin' ♪
389
00:20:33,376 --> 00:20:37,226
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'Don't bother, come on in ♪
390
00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:41,426
♪ Well, kick off your shoesStart losin' the blues ♪
391
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:44,359
♪ This old houseAin't got nothin' to lose ♪
392
00:20:44,393 --> 00:20:50,873
♪ I've seen it all for yearsStart spreadin' the news ♪
393
00:20:50,159 --> 00:20:51,443
♪ We got room on the floor ♪
394
00:20:51,476 --> 00:20:54,193
♪ Come on, babyShake something loose ♪
395
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:58,426
♪ Well, the house is a rockin'Don't bother knockin' ♪
396
00:20:58,459 --> 00:21:01,276
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'Don't bother knockin' ♪
397
00:21:01,309 --> 00:21:05,376
♪ Yeah the house is a rockin'Don't bother, come on in' ♪
398
00:21:05,409 --> 00:21:08,159
♪ Oh! ♪
399
00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:20,343
Cut! Cut!
400
00:21:20,376 --> 00:21:23,226
Get that damn butler
out of the shot!
401
00:21:32,193 --> 00:21:33,359
["The House is Rockin'" playing]
402
00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,259
[Brian] One, two, three, four!
403
00:21:39,343 --> 00:21:43,543
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'Don't bother knockin' ♪
404
00:21:43,873 --> 00:21:46,543
♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'Don't bother knockin' ♪
405
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:50,043
♪ Yeah the house is a rockin'Don't bother, come on in ♪
406
00:21:50,373 --> 00:21:51,243
[music ends]
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