All language subtitles for The.Nanny.S05E02.720p.HMAX.WEBRip.x264-GalaxyTV_track3_eng

Nada.

Ever since me and Mr. Sheffield
started to heat things up,

we haven't had
one minute alone together.

Open a mouth.
Just say, "Go away.

Leave us alone.
We want privacy."

Go away. Leave us alone.
We want privacy.

There you go.

-Ah, Miss Fine.
-Oh, hi.

Sylvia, would you mind,

I'd like some time alone
with your daughter.

There are some Hershey's Kisses
under the cushions on the couch.

Oh, Miss Fine,

so nice finally to have some
time alone together.

-Yeah.
-I've missed you.

Me, too, you.

[Sylvia] Which couch?

The office!

You were saying?

I... I know I've been
dragging my feet
a little with regards to,

our relationship,

but I'm gonna change that.

I think it's time
you and I had a date.

[gasp] Oh, my God.
You're asking me out on a date?

Yes, yes, yes.
I was thinking Friday night?

Oh, I can't.
I gotta cook for the Sabbath.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah, right.
Where are we going?

Well, as you know,
I've been dying to get

Elton John to star
in my new musical.

-Yeah.
-It so happens, he's invited me

to the premiere
of his new movie,
Tantrums & Tiaras.

Oh, Mr. Sheffield,

you don't know
how happy this makes me.

Not only have you
asked me out on a date,

but you actually trust me
to not be concerned

that I'm going to embarrass you

in front of a celebrity.

Of course.

♪ She was working
in a bridal shop ♪

♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪

♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪

♪ She was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing ♪

♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make up
but the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style, she had flair
she was there ♪

♪ That's how she became ♪

♪ The Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out C.C., ♪

♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪

♪ Such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red ♪

♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪

♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪

I just don't understand
why Maxwell

would ask Nanny Fine on a date.

I should be going
to Elton John's dinner,
not her.

I am the one
with sophistication.

I am the one with savvy.

Why would he pick her over me?

He doesn't like you!

Why?

Oh, Miss Babcock,
I would love to help you,

but ever since the heart attack,

the one
you're partly responsible for,

I get easily winded.

I can't speak
and work at the same time.

Well, what am I doing wrong?

Well, for one thing,
you've known him for 25 years

or half your life,

and you don't know
the names of his children.

Okay. Good, good.

Learn kids' names.
That's a start.

You know, this is nice.
We're helping each other.

Well,
that's what friends are for.

You know,
there's a very strange fungus
in Brighton's shower.

-Would you mind?
-Sure, pal.

Oh, Niles.

Do you think
Miss Babcock's upset

that I asked Nanny Fine
out on a date?

Oh, no, sir.

I'd hate for her to think
I didn't like her.

Wherever
would she get that idea?

I don't know,

maybe from some big fat butler

screaming it in her face!

Oh, stop it!

I know those
are bloody Tic Tacs.

Sick to death
of the whole thing.

I want the two of you to stop
behaving like children.

Good God, Miss Fine and I

are the only two around
here behaving like adults.

-It's our first date!
-Oh, Fran, this is so exciting!

Okay, okay. We gotta calm down.
I mean, I'm not 16 anymore.

-But isn't he a babe?
-Yes!

-Look how great
our names fit together!
-I know!

Oh, God.

Oh, boy.
That's gonna kill me tomorrow.

Oh, Val, can you believe
this is happening?

First, he cops a feel on a week
that I'm retaining.

-Is that luck or what?
-Wait!

-Then he lets you remodel.
-Yeah.

-Then he asks you out.
-Oh, finally.

My feet are firmly
planted on the ground.

Now I gotta make sure
to speed things up

before my tuchus is there too.

Hey, you know,
I do isometrics
to keep my butt firm.

You know,
I'm doing them right now.

Get off my bed, Val.

I tell you, you know
what's really going
to impress Mr. Sheffield?

When I tell him at the dinner

that I have
already met Elton John.

Get out of here. How?

Well, remember
that Sheffield vacation
in the south of France

that I couldn't get out of?

You mean the one
where you told Mr. Sheffield

if anything happens to Grace,
you're the only one
with her blood type?

Uh-huh.

Well, anyway, Elton was staying
at that same hotel.

I saw him playing tennis
and I yelled at him,

"Yoo-hoo!"

You always know
the perfect thing to say.

Well, you know, Val,

when you travel in circles
like I do...

you just get glib.

Kids, kids, kids! Come in here!

You're not gonna believe
the most incredible thing
has happened.

Your father is taking us

to a screening of
Elton John's new movie

and then there's a big private
dinner party afterwards.

-Are you serious?
-Uh-huh.

I'm going to Elton John's
dinner party?

No.

Isn't that great?

It's just me and your father.
It's our first date!

You're not going
and you're not going.

Everybody that's going
to Elton John's
private dinner party,

take one step forward.

Well, Niles, is everyone ready?

Maxwell, Margaret,
Brighton, Gracie?

Very good. And...

And what?

Oh, for heaven's sake,
he's your favorite.

Little Sidney.

There are four?

Oh, right. I know him.

Yep. Yep, I've seen that face.

Of course you have.

[chuckles]

Niles, are you done with
my picture of us
with Macaulay Culkin?

-[door bell ringing]
-[humming a tune]

Sylvia. You look...

amazing.

Thank you.

It's from
the Jo Anne Worley collection.

Ma, how could you wear pants
to a formal affair?

This isn't a gown?

Oh, and here I am thinking

I'm looking so sexy
with this high slit.

Hi.

Oh, this is gonna be
such a great night

and I'm so happy you guys get
to share it with me.

But if I see your faces
after the screening,
you're dead.

Because that's when
the date kicks in.

Sweetheart, do you remember
the night of your prom
when you came home

with your dress all disheveled

and your bra
sticking out of your purse?

Yeah.

Let's hope
history repeats itself!

My God, you look lovely.

Thank you.

But it's Fran's night.
Compliment her.

Well, I suppose
we should get going.

Yes, yes. We should.

Let's go, Margaret, Brighton,
Gracie, Sidney!

You guys go ahead,
I'll be out in a minute.

I just want to check my face.
I'll be okay.

Now I know that
we haven't talked since

John-John went through
with the wedding

but I really love this guy,

so please help me to make
everything go good tonight.

I suppose a sign
that you heard me
would be too much to ask?

Come on, Miss Fine.

Oh, I'm afraid
the limo's a tad crowded

so you're gonna
have to sit on my lap.

That'll do.

-I want some popcorn.
-I'll take you, Gracie.

I'll go.

No, no, no,
Miss Fine, Miss Fine. I'll go.

Remember,
you're not my nanny tonight.

Tonight, you're my date.

And you're my escort.
You see to my needs.

You do for me.

-You want something?
-Rolo's.

He doesn't give a rat's patootie
if I know the kids' names.

All he cares about
is Nanny Fine.

You've still got a shot.

Why else would he ask you
to look after Sidney?

-When did he do that?
-You know, in the limo.

When we stopped for gas.

Yetta's.

Well, where is he?

Oh, dear.
I thought he was with you.

Sidney. Sidney.

Hey,
that's that hotel we stayed at.

Yeah. Look,
there's Elton playing tennis.

That's where I talked to him.
That's where I said, "Yoo-hoo".

[man]You wanna tell me
what happened?

I just lost my temper.

This bloody woman
at the end of the court

waving to me, "Yoo-hoo".

...and, um,
it just pissed me off.

Oh, if Elton finds out
that was me

he's never gonna be
in your father's show.

Your father's gonna be
a laughing stock.

He's going to be
totally humiliated.

This is the worst thing
I've ever done to him.

Why don't you just go home?

I don't wanna ruin
our first date.

This never would've happened

if you knew your place
with celebrities.

Ma!

You have to learn
to use decorum.

Oh, Miss Close...

I loved you inSunset Boulevard.

Okay, think. Think!

I gotta get through that dinner
without Elton recognizing me.

I need a disguise.

Yetta.

What?

When you coming out of there?

I can't decide whether to vote
for Nixon or Kennedy.

Give me that wig, old woman!

[clamoring]

Oh, my God! This is just like...

Patty Duke and Susan Hayward
in theValley of the Dolls.

You'll have to excuse them.

They don't know how to act
in front of celebrities.

♪ We'll live like horses ♪

♪ Free rein

Elton, Elton.
Wonderful film. Wonderful.

David,
first class directing job.

It must've been
quite a challenge

to maintain control
of the piece and yet,

you know,
allow the vérité style to flow.

Who is this guy?

He gives a ton of money
to the foundation.

Yes, it was.

So, Maxwell,
you didn't come alone tonight,
did you?

No Elton. Actually I'm taking
the opportunity

to use this evening
as a sort of a first date.

Well, that's very flattering,
but you know I'm involved.

Oh!

Oh, no.

No, no, no. No.
She's in the ladies' room.

And quite a knockout,
if I may say.

Hello.

Here she is now!

Oh, Elton John,
I am such a big fan of yours.

Hi, I'm Fran Fine.
And that movie!

Tantrums & Tiaras,
it's sure to be a classic.

-Fran.
-Yeah?

You look awfully familiar.

Have we ever met?

No, no, no. That's impossible.

And those glasses.
They are fantastic.

-Let me try them on--
-No! No! No!

No, thank you.

-May I see you for a moment?
-Yeah, just a sec, honey.

Tell me, Elton,
whatever happened
to that Kiki Dee--

Now I know
why she's so familiar.

I have that jacket.

All right,
will you kindly tell me
what the hell is going on?

Why are you
in this ridiculous disguise?

Well, I'm not going to tell you
because you'll get mad.

No, I--

No, I'm not.

See?

You! You're the "yoo-hoo" lady?

You're the raving lunatic
everyone's talking about?

Come on,
we're getting out of here.

No, wait a minute.

You might still get him
to do your show.

He didn't recognize me.

Right now, he just thinks
you're some guy
with an Estelle Getty fetish.

You know, Elton...

Mr. Sheffield has this
fabulous new musical

that you'd be perfect for.

Why don't you tell him about it?

Um, yes. Right, yes.

Yeah. Right, well...

Yes, Elton,
it's a rock musical and...

and, uh...

You're eating flower!

So this is a first date
for you two?

Actually, we have been together
for four years.

-We just felt it was time--
-Waiter's hand.

Meanwhile, this elastic
waistband is so tight,

it's cutting off my circulation.
I can't even feel my own tuchus.

Elton's tuchus.

I think it's going very well.
Don't you?

Oh, there you are.
Where did you disappear tonight?

Well, I did what Maxwell said.

Apparently, I'm the only one
who cares about his kids.

What are you talking about?

Margaret took
the children for ice cream.

I'm tired.

It's no wonder
with all that running
you did, Sidney.

He kept trying
to get away from me to go

intoGeorge of the Jungle,
but I got him.

Oh, my God, you insane woman.

You've kidnapped
someone's child.

-What?
-There is no Sidney!

I made him up, you lunatic!

Oh, my God.
We're going to prison.

I stole someone's child?

I thought
you were trying to help me!

Oh, you baboon.
Why would I help you?

Oh, no, no.
This is all my fault.

I have got to call that theater.

Okay, you can go.
Here's ten for you

and ten for your mom.

But you promised us $50.

And if you'd remembered the part
about needing your insulin

you'd be getting $50.

Well, Max, it's been a pleasure.

Elton, please, before you go,

would you mind autographing

your new CD
The Big Picture for me?

Of course.

Do you happen
to have one on you?

I'm not the sort of artist

that goes around
carrying his own CD...

but look at here.

And do you need one for an aunt,
maybe?

Or an optician?

-Thank you.
-Elton, David.
Good luck with the film.

And about that
show of yours, Max.

Sounds great.
Let's talk about it Tuesday.

-Wonderful, wonderful.
-Bye-bye, nice meeting you.

Wow, wow, wow.

That went very well.

I'm telling you,
Maxwell Sheffield.

I am good for you.

So, I take it there's gonna be
a second date?

You bet.

Oh. Elton forgot to
autograph the CDs!

Elton. Elton!

Yoo-hoo!

And one for Hadassah, Rego Park.

And just a few generic,
"Glenn Close."

I'll fill in the greetings.

Would you like a sour ball?

[theme music playing]

[theme music ends]