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Sheldon, your food's
getting cold.
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I'll eat later.
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Right now, I'm suckling
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at the informative bosom
of mother physics.
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It's hot when
Sheldon talks dirty.
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So, I found this Web site
where you send them pictures,
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they sculpt your head
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and make an action figure
out of you.
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How awesome is that?
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Oh, let me see.
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Yeah, you can pick
your wardrobe.
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You can even choose
your accessories.
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Leonard, you can get
a little asthma inhaler.
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Oh, this is neat.
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Think about all
the action figures
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we've bought over the years.
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It would be kind of cool
to have ones that look like us.
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Don't you think?
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Yeah, if that's your idea
of what's cool,
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you should get one.
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Yeah, so, I'm out.
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What do you think,
Sheldon?
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Want an action figure
that looks just like you?
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Would it come with kung-fu grip?
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No.
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Don't waste my time.
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You get that these are
personalize action figures.
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Honey, if you want one,
just get one.
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You're still
out, right?
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Yep.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 6x14 ♪
The Cooper/Kripke Inversion
Original Air Date on January 31, 2013
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== sync, corrected by Trankill ==
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A hush falls over the crowd
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as Cooper studies the board.
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He makes his move.
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He's dividing both sides by "I."
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He's adding back
the coefficient.
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He has a value for "P."
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He's plugging that back in.
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He takes the derivative,
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and he solves the equation.
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The crowd goes wild.
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Nobel! Nobel!
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Cooper?
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Nobel.
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Kripke.
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Don't look at my board.
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What's that?
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That's a drawing
of a really cool train.
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Don't look at that, either.
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What do you want?
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I have some
bad news.
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You're working
on a grant proposal
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for a new
fusion reactor.
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I'm working on a grant proposal
for a new fusion reactor.
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The university is only allowed
to submit one proposal.
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So they asked you to pack up
your things and ship out.
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That's hard cheese, Barry.
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You're one of the good ones.
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No, they're making us
work together.
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That's ridiculous.
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I am one of the great minds
of our generation.
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I work on a level so rarified
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you couldn't
even imagine it.
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I said stop looking
at my cool train!
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Hmm.
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Kind of a strange place
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to put a picture of you
and Bernadette.
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Well, I wanted everybody
to know I love my wife.
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And nobody to know I forgot
to turn off the laser.
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They're here.
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Our action figures
have arrived.
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This is the best $500
I've ever spent.
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$1,000 on action figures?
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How can you afford that?
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Easy-- his family's loaded,
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and Bernadette has a great job.
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My wife came with both
fun bags and money bags.
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Say hello to an exact
scale model of me.
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Oh, I'm not dark chocolate.
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I'm melt-in-your-mouth caramel.
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Oh, man.
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Look at my nose.
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Maybe it's a shipping problem.
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What?
Yeah.
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Maybe Wesley Snipes
and Toucan Sam
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just got action figures
that look like you guys.
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This sucks.
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I can't believe
I wasted all that money.
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Aw, and my girlfriend
wouldn't let me get one.
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Look at my face.
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Do I look smug?
I feel smug.
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I hate it when you make me
sit through all the credits.
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Well, sometimes there's
a secret ending,
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like in The Avengers.
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Yeah, but I don't think
that's going to happen
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in a documentary
about the Holocaust.
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They could
show bloopers.
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Oh, no.
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What is that?
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That is Sheldon's
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"I'm unhappy and about
to destroy the planet" music.
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Come on, let's just go
to your place.
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Well, wait, if he's unhappy,
shouldn't we talk to him?
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"Shouldn't we talk to him?"
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Have you learned nothing
in six years?
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You doing okay, sweetie?
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There is ominous music playing,
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and there is an afghan
over my head.
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I don't know where you're from,
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but where I'm from,
that means I'm not doing okay.
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Want me to make
you some tea?
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Tea is for when I'm upset.
I'm not upset.
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The university's forcing me
to work with Kripke.
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I'm outraged.
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So, cocoa?
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Yes, cocoa.
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Do you have any idea what
it's like to be paired
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with someone who's so
incredibly annoying?
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Oh, teacher! Me! Me!
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See, I did all this great work,
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and now he's just going to
come along and ruin it.
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I am angrier than ever
and filled with despair.
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What beverage
do you make for that?
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Oh... no, no, no, I know this.
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Uh...
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hot apple cider
with cinnamon sticks?
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Yes, hot apple cider
with cinnamon sticks!
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What the frig, Cooper?
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We were
supposed to meet
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in my office
a half an hour ago.
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And yet,
now you're in my office.
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Point: Cooper.
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Welcome to the Thunderdome,
Kripke.
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We agreed to exchange
copies of our work.
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Let me see yours.
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Why don't you show me
yours first.
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You think I just fell
off the turnip truck?
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We exchange at the same time.
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How do I know you're not
going to take my ideas
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and publish them
as your own?
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How do I know you're not
going to do that with mine?
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Yeah, because I'm not interested
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in getting published
in Mad magazine.
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Zingers fly fast
in the Thunderdome, Barry.
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Are we going
to do this or not?
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Thank you.
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So, we read each other's work,
meet again tomorrow?
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Fine.
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Nice try.
This is blank paper.
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And I am sure it's
still more valuable
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than whatever's in here.
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Cough it up, Cooper.
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Very well.
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If this one's blank, too,
I'm going to be furious.
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Fine.
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You!
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Always bet on black.
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Get that waste of money
out of my face.
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It's only a
waste of money
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if we don't
play with them.
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He's right, dawg.
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Please, I'm working.
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You know, there is a way
we can get action figures
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to look exactly
like us.
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Oh, yeah?
How's that?
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Two words:
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3-D printer.
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Wait, maybe it's three words.
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No, hang on.
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Okay, one word, a letter
and a number and...
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maybe a hyphen.
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3-D printer.
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I have always wanted
a 3-D printer.
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Of course you have.
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They're an
engineer's dream.
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Anything you can design,
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a 3-D printer can make
out of plastic.
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Yeah, but they're so expensive.
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Oh, come on.
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You deserve one.
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You've worked hard
to find a woman
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who makes a lot of money.
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Well, the prices
have been coming down.
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Oh, true.
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They're practically
giving them away.
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You know, in exchange for money.
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And we can make stuff
we need for work with it.
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Prototypes
of my CAD/CAM designs,
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specialized tools...
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Not to mention
Malibu Koothrappali
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and his totally bitchin'
dream house.
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We don't need Malibu
Koothrappali's dream house.
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Really, smart guy?
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Where's he supposed to park
his sweet little Corvette?
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The monkey in my tobacco study
has taken to smoking a pipe.
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I'm supposed to remove
his brain to examine,
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but it's hard because now he
reminds me of my uncle.
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You've been
awfully quiet tonight.
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Is everything okay?
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I'm fine.
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All right, well,
how was work today?
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Did you exchange your research
with Kripke?
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Yes.
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Sheldon, what's going on?
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I read his research, and...
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it's leaps and bounds
ahead of mine.
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Which means the mommy
of the smartest physicist
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at the university is not
my mommy as I had thought.
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It's his mommy.
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Sheldon, I wish there was
something I could do
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to make you feel better.
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May I offer you a consoling hug?
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What do we have to lose?
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How's that?
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I feel like I'm being strangled
by a boa constrictor.
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Why'd you stop?
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Come on, Sheldon!
We're going to be late!
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I can't go in today.
I'm sick.
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You're not sick.
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You just don't want
to face Kripke.
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No, look.
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128.
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See?
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What did you do,
put this in your tea?
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Oh, dear.
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Now I'm not even smarter
than you.
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Sheldon, Kripke's not
smarter than you.
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You just got stuck
on a wrong path.
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Happened to Einstein.
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He got stuck on the unified
field theory for decades.
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Oh, don't play
the Einstein card.
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His great breakthroughs happened
when no one knew anything.
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So everything
was a great breakthrough.
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Sheldon Lee Cooper,
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I do not have time
for this nonsense.
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Now, go put your clothes on,
get in the car,
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and lets go to work.
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All right, geez.
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What a grouch.
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How did I do that?
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I got to remember
how I did that.
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Do you realize, by
owning a 3-D printer,
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we are reclaiming
the manufacturing process
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and taking jobs back
from sweatshops in China?
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I think this thing
was made in China.
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Eh, what can you do?
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Ooh, I-I think it's done.
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It worked!
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We printed a whistle.
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Amazing.
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00:11:26,718 --> 00:11:28,751
You realize these things
go for 25 cents a pop
261
00:11:28,753 --> 00:11:29,919
at a party store.
262
00:11:29,921 --> 00:11:32,221
And we made it
in only three hours.
263
00:11:34,643 --> 00:11:36,893
Sounds just like
store-bought.
264
00:11:37,895 --> 00:11:41,764
Okay, give me
a superhero pose,
265
00:11:41,766 --> 00:11:43,032
and I will scan you
266
00:11:43,034 --> 00:11:44,734
into the computer
for your action figure.
267
00:11:45,820 --> 00:11:47,570
Oh, I wish I was
in better shape.
268
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:51,324
Stop holding
your stomach in.
269
00:11:51,326 --> 00:11:54,276
I'll give you a six-pack
with the computer.
270
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,662
Oh, okay, great.
271
00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,997
Now I can look
like Val Kilmer as Batman
272
00:11:57,999 --> 00:12:00,783
instead of Val Kilmer
as he looks today.
273
00:12:03,421 --> 00:12:05,972
All right, you can
suck it in a little bit.
274
00:12:09,309 --> 00:12:11,227
Cooper, we have a problem.
275
00:12:11,229 --> 00:12:12,979
Your work is really not
276
00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:15,014
at a level
I expected it to be.
277
00:12:15,016 --> 00:12:16,849
I know.
278
00:12:16,851 --> 00:12:18,434
Go ahead, mock me.
279
00:12:18,436 --> 00:12:21,404
Just use small words
so I understand.
280
00:12:22,272 --> 00:12:23,656
Don't play dumb
with me.
281
00:12:23,658 --> 00:12:25,575
We both know
what your problem is.
282
00:12:25,577 --> 00:12:27,176
We do?
283
00:12:27,178 --> 00:12:28,828
You have a girlfriend.
284
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,479
So?
285
00:12:30,481 --> 00:12:32,415
So my work would suffer, too,
286
00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:35,752
if I was getting laid
all the time.
287
00:12:40,024 --> 00:12:41,758
Yes.
288
00:12:43,243 --> 00:12:45,445
That is the reason.
289
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:50,016
My work is suffering
because of...
290
00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:52,435
all the laid I'm getting.
291
00:12:54,438 --> 00:12:56,522
You lucky bastard.
292
00:12:56,524 --> 00:12:59,058
What can I say, you know?
293
00:12:59,060 --> 00:13:01,677
She enjoys my genitals.
294
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:06,199
I am giving them to her
on a nightly basis.
295
00:13:07,151 --> 00:13:09,569
Okay, stop bragging.
296
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:11,738
You had some brilliant
insights in here,
297
00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:12,955
but if we're gonna
make this work,
298
00:13:12,957 --> 00:13:14,824
you need to buckle down
and focus.
299
00:13:14,826 --> 00:13:16,375
I'll do what I can.
300
00:13:16,377 --> 00:13:19,746
But it's not going to be easy,
because when I'm with Amy
301
00:13:19,748 --> 00:13:23,649
and our bathing suit areas
mush together...
302
00:13:23,651 --> 00:13:26,135
boy howdy, is it magic
303
00:13:33,327 --> 00:13:36,395
Oh, good,
you're home.
304
00:13:36,397 --> 00:13:38,631
Got a little
surprise for you.
305
00:13:38,633 --> 00:13:39,816
What?
306
00:13:39,818 --> 00:13:40,900
Say hello
307
00:13:40,902 --> 00:13:43,069
to my little friend.
308
00:13:45,572 --> 00:13:48,891
Oh, my God.
309
00:13:48,893 --> 00:13:50,243
That's so cute.
310
00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:53,062
I didn't think there could be
a smaller version of you.
311
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:57,250
I know, right?
312
00:13:57,252 --> 00:13:59,068
And, thanks
to photographs
313
00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:00,670
and a little
3-D modeling,
314
00:14:00,672 --> 00:14:03,372
here comes the bride.
315
00:14:04,174 --> 00:14:06,459
Oh, Howie,
I love these.
316
00:14:06,461 --> 00:14:07,460
I thought you might.
317
00:14:07,462 --> 00:14:09,178
Were they expensive?
318
00:14:09,180 --> 00:14:10,713
Didn't cost a thing.
I made them myself.
319
00:14:10,715 --> 00:14:12,265
How?
Koothrappali and I
320
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:15,885
bought a used 3-D printer
for $5,000.
321
00:14:16,971 --> 00:14:19,421
$5,000 for a
couple of dolls?
322
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,590
Are you out
of your mind?
323
00:14:22,425 --> 00:14:25,094
Not just
a couple of dolls.
324
00:14:25,096 --> 00:14:27,730
For as many dolls
as we want.
325
00:14:29,233 --> 00:14:31,734
And whistles.
326
00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:34,737
At any point, did it dawn
on you to talk to me
327
00:14:34,739 --> 00:14:36,539
about spending this
kind of money?
328
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,609
It's kind of
dawning on me now.
329
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,628
I don't believe you!
330
00:14:42,630 --> 00:14:45,631
Howie, we can't afford to waste
money on junk like this.
331
00:14:45,633 --> 00:14:47,583
What are you talking about?
332
00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:49,252
We make plenty
of money.
333
00:14:49,254 --> 00:14:50,553
I make plenty of money!
334
00:14:50,555 --> 00:14:52,454
You make peanuts!
335
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:55,842
Yes, but we're married now.
336
00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:57,426
That means, when you
337
00:14:57,428 --> 00:15:00,179
get sick,
I take care of you.
338
00:15:00,181 --> 00:15:03,015
And when you make
a bunch of money,
339
00:15:03,017 --> 00:15:05,301
I get to buy stuff.
340
00:15:06,153 --> 00:15:08,654
Sorry if you
don't like it,
341
00:15:08,656 --> 00:15:11,324
but that's how
love works.
342
00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:13,976
No, here's how
love works.
343
00:15:13,978 --> 00:15:15,528
You're gonna return
the machine,
344
00:15:15,530 --> 00:15:17,864
or you can print out a
working set of lady parts
345
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:19,315
and sleep with those.
346
00:15:21,368 --> 00:15:23,920
Oh, my God! Are you
actually thinking about it?
347
00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:28,824
All right, I don't understand.
348
00:15:28,826 --> 00:15:30,676
Why didn't you just
tell Kripke the truth?
349
00:15:30,678 --> 00:15:33,379
Because the truth
made me look bad,
350
00:15:33,381 --> 00:15:36,332
whereas a ridiculous bald-faced
lie makes me look good.
351
00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:38,217
Anyway,
352
00:15:38,219 --> 00:15:39,501
if Kripke asks,
353
00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:41,888
tell him my coitus with Amy
is frequent,
354
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:44,907
intense and whimsically
inventive.
355
00:15:51,198 --> 00:15:53,783
Is my coitus
whimsically inventive?
356
00:15:54,735 --> 00:15:56,869
That is what I write
on the bathroom walls.
357
00:15:56,871 --> 00:15:58,621
"For a whimsically
inventive time,
358
00:15:58,623 --> 00:15:59,822
call Leonard Hofstadter."
359
00:16:03,026 --> 00:16:04,961
I know you're joking,
but I'd be okay with that.
360
00:16:04,986 --> 00:16:06,377
Yeah.
361
00:16:07,130 --> 00:16:08,714
Sheldon, can I ask you
a question?
362
00:16:08,716 --> 00:16:10,833
Of course.
You ever going to sleep with Amy?
363
00:16:14,171 --> 00:16:15,771
That's awfully personal.
364
00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:17,340
We don't ask Sheldon
things like that.
365
00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:18,540
Maybe you don't; I do.
366
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,708
What's the deal?
367
00:16:20,911 --> 00:16:23,379
Well, word around the university
368
00:16:23,381 --> 00:16:26,616
is I'm giving her sex organs
a proper jostling.
369
00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:28,267
All right, come on,
be serious.
370
00:16:28,269 --> 00:16:30,519
Look, you guys have been
going out a long time.
371
00:16:30,521 --> 00:16:31,988
She would clearly like
372
00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,739
to have a physical
relationship with you,
373
00:16:33,741 --> 00:16:35,358
so what are you doing?
374
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:36,892
All right, we're down
the rabbit hole.
375
00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:38,527
What are you doing?
376
00:16:38,529 --> 00:16:42,198
Well, first of all,
I'm quite fond of Amy.
377
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,699
Then what's
the problem?
378
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:45,851
Penny...
379
00:16:45,853 --> 00:16:49,205
all my life,
I have been uncomfortable
380
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:50,923
with the sort
of physical contact
381
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:53,009
that comes easily
to others--
382
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,645
hand-shaking, hugging,
383
00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,546
prostate exams.
384
00:17:01,351 --> 00:17:03,769
But I'm working on it,
you know?
385
00:17:03,771 --> 00:17:07,940
Just recently, I had to put
VapoRub on Amy's chest.
386
00:17:07,942 --> 00:17:10,643
A year ago, that would
have been unthinkable.
387
00:17:10,645 --> 00:17:14,230
Now you know how I feel
when I have to put it on you.
388
00:17:15,449 --> 00:17:17,450
Okay. Hang on.
389
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:20,403
Are you saying someday
you and Amy might...
390
00:17:20,405 --> 00:17:23,789
actually get physical?
391
00:17:26,526 --> 00:17:28,110
It's a possibility.
392
00:17:30,964 --> 00:17:32,948
Oh, my God!
393
00:17:39,622 --> 00:17:41,173
Sheldon, I know this
wasn't easy for you,
394
00:17:41,175 --> 00:17:43,059
and I'm really glad we could
have this conversation.
395
00:17:43,061 --> 00:17:44,310
Oh, yeah.
396
00:17:45,295 --> 00:17:46,462
Ow!
397
00:17:50,728 --> 00:17:52,680
Are you sure you
want to do this?
398
00:17:52,682 --> 00:17:54,682
Give up your half
of the 3-D printer?
399
00:17:54,684 --> 00:17:56,017
Yes.
400
00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:58,303
And can you please make
that out to Bernadette?
401
00:17:58,305 --> 00:18:00,138
I was taken off
the joint account
402
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:03,525
until I learn
the value of money.
403
00:18:05,061 --> 00:18:06,444
Wow, that's harsh.
404
00:18:06,446 --> 00:18:08,546
Tell me about it.
405
00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:10,615
Aren't you gonna eat lunch?
406
00:18:10,617 --> 00:18:14,602
Nah, I blew my food allowance
on Pokemon cards.
407
00:18:16,939 --> 00:18:20,592
Well, the equation
balances,
408
00:18:20,594 --> 00:18:22,327
but it's certainly
not elegant.
409
00:18:22,329 --> 00:18:24,445
Whatever.
You get any last night?
410
00:18:27,049 --> 00:18:28,633
Yes.
411
00:18:28,635 --> 00:18:31,052
Gave it to her good, huh?
412
00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:34,639
No, I gave it to her well.
413
00:18:37,126 --> 00:18:39,127
Now, over here,
I was thinking
414
00:18:39,129 --> 00:18:41,096
the turbulence could be
reduced if we just put...
415
00:18:41,098 --> 00:18:42,163
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
416
00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:45,150
Was she naked,
or was she wearing lingerie?
417
00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:49,938
I didn't notice.
418
00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:53,307
How could you
not notice?
419
00:18:53,309 --> 00:18:54,909
I was too busy
420
00:18:54,911 --> 00:18:57,979
squishing all the desirable
parts of her body.
421
00:18:57,981 --> 00:19:00,198
Ah, you're killing me, Cooper!
422
00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:03,501
Can we get back to work?
423
00:19:03,503 --> 00:19:06,254
Sure, sure, sure.
424
00:19:07,089 --> 00:19:08,957
You guys ever use any toys?
425
00:19:11,127 --> 00:19:12,660
Toys?
426
00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:17,265
I do have a model rocket
next to my bed.
427
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:20,272
A rocket?
You're a freak! I love it!
428
00:19:20,372 --> 00:19:25,372
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