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Petula Clark :
"The night never ends".
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...
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-When I'm not sleeping,
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the night drags on,
the night never ends
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And I wait
let something come
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But I don't know who
I do not know what
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I want to love
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I want to live
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Despite the void
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Of all this time
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Of all this wasted time
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And all this wasted time
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say there is
so many beings on Earth...
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It sounds.
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who, like me,
tonight are lonely
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-Yes ?
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- "Melodia", hello, leave
music come into your life.
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Rouge.
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Rouge.
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Red, red, red, purple, blue.
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He plays the beginning
from "In the Moonlight".
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Purple, blue, purple.
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My friend Pierrot.
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Colors teach
the melody more simply.
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Fuck it, shitty neighborhood.
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*Radio broadcast jingle.
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*-Inter evening second,
Michael Foucher.
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*-After being second 8 times
in a Grand Prix...
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He rolls into a pothole.
*The radio frequency changes.
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*"Cumbia pa' Columbia"
by Osvaldo Chacon.
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...
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Choc.
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*...
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Something falls.
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...
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...
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...
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...
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Growl.
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...
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Shrill creak.
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...
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Thème techno : "Zero Gravity"
(Above & Beyond remix).
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...
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...
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-Professor Mathure?
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They are waiting for you.
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Hustle and bustle, phones are ringing.
Flashes crackle.
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-Didier, telegram from the minister:
"Good luck at CNES
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"and to the Cristal rocket
for his historic contribution.
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Cigar?
-Later, Bernard.
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- He needs to learn
to enjoy a little.
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-All Indicators
are green.
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Initiation
of the final sequence.
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H zero minus one minute.
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Countdown.
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To you the honor, Didier.
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To all, from DDO
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Attention
for the final count.
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10, 9, 8, 7,
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6,
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5, 4, 3,
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2,
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unit, great!
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Rumbling of engines.
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Takeoff confirmed.
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Applause.
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-Bravo !
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-Acquisition by station
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telemetry: well received.
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Path
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is nominal.
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-M. the director ?
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M. Giscard d'Estaing
wants to congratulate you.
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-I'm coming.
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- The trajectory is degraded.
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Cristal left its trajectory.
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Explosion.
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Melancholic theme, excerpt
from the soundtrack of the movie "Coup de tête".
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...
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He swallowed.
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...
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-Didier ?
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...
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Don't tell me you sleep here?
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-Elise, I recalculated everything.
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There is no error.
-A priori, yes.
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-You came
cheer me up ?
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-No, Bernard is looking for you.
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I'm not
your assistant, me.
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-What do you want
what do I tell him?
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10 years of research,
250 million francs lost
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and I can't explain why,
I'm screwed, burned out.
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-It's a disaster,
I'm not going to tell you otherwise.
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But it's not by staying here
that you will be able to understand.
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-As it was our project,
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I was planning to remove it
after takeoff,
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but as it exploded...
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The next shooting window
to Klemova is in 297 years.
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-Halley's Comet
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come back in 8 years.
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- Yes, you are right.
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When you fall off your bike
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have to get back in the saddle.
8 years, that's right,
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but we already have a flight model,
I can calculate the trajectory.
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We're getting to it tonight.
-Qui "on" ?
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-You and me.
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- You said I was
the worst collaborator.
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- But I never worked
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with no one else.
- And tonight, you have other plans.
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- Well, I have to convince Bernard.
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-Of course, Minister.
No, three times nothing.
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People have seen flamingos,
so they are worried.
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Of course, Minister.
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Our engineers are on the job.
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Absoutely,
it is the credibility of CNES.
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And the country, yes.
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Good, Minister.
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Thank you for your confidence.
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-Bernard.
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I checked everything.
Each calculation line.
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Do what you must do,
but I made no mistake.
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-Do not worry about this.
Tell me, do you know GEPAN?
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"Phenomena Study Group
unidentified aerospace objects".
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UFOs, what.
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The head of department
just resigned.
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I stick with the interim.
-Isn't this office a joke?
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-No. At first it was
just a small stats office,
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but they bought a phone
and they are overwhelmed with appeals.
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There, there are 15 dead sparrows
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and I have to go and explain that
Isn't it the fault of the Martians?
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-It's not your job.
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-Exactly.
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The GEPAN...
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You would see the faces of the guys,
acrobats.
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I have the minister
which puts a hellish pressure on me,
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the journalists are on their way,
it must not degenerate.
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No, now I need...
From someone strong.
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You are going to go instead of me.
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-Me ?
-Yes.
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Why am I telling you about it?
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- I don't know anything about UFOs.
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-It's not complicated, you go,
you land everyone
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and you make sure we don't talk
no flying saucers on the news.
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-No but...
-Look, you owe me this.
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*-RMC !
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Radio Monte-Carlo.
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*...
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-Toilet.
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*The radio frequency changes.
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*"Cumbia pa' Columbia"
by Osvaldo Chacon.
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...
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Ah !
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He cuts the engine.
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Excuse me, I didn't see you.
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How's it going sir ?
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What, are you lost?
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The man shivers.
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-Pol...
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-Pol...?
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-Pol...
- What, police?
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You were robbed
your car ?
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-P... Pol...
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- Alright, get on.
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I will drop you off
at the police station.
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The man shivers.
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Your jacket is soaked, take it off.
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You will catch
a pneumonia.
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Take off your jacket.
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Metallic ringing.
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You knocked down
Something.
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What are you doing
in life ?
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- "Melodia", hello.
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let the music
come into your life.
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- Do you see the police?
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Excuse me, I have to go.
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Good luck.
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Hello, I'm from CNES,
I come for the survey.
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-It's a great day
for Gondrecourt
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and, who knows, a historic day
for our planet.
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Yesterday evening,
an unidentified flying object
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was seen
by retirees.
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Brouhaha.
- Gentlemen, ladies, step back.
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-Hello, I'm from CNES.
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-Stand back.
- No, I'm from CNES.
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-M. Mathure ?
Remy Bideau, GEPAN.
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- Are you the GEPAN?
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We have to disperse all these people.
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-As long as they don't have
an explanation, no one will budge.
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Follow me I will
drive you to the observation deck.
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When we were told you were coming,
I didn't believe it.
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Marcel !
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Professor Mathure has arrived!
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We have two witnesses.
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A postal employee
and a social worker
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who have observed, I quote,
a "white ball"
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from home,
they even filmed it.
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-Hello.
-Hello welcome.
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Get comfortable. Welcome.
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-Hello.
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-"Push the button..."
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*A dog barks.
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*...
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He was barking like crazy.
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So I walked out
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with my Portapak and...
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what do i see?
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*...
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That.
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A big white ball.
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Very, very white.
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And suddenly,
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she disappeared.
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-OH...
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-It's interesting.
- Can you go back?
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-Rewind, huh?
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(No, it's not there.)
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(It's not there.)
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*He presses a button.
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-Look.
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between the time
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where you see the white dot...
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and the moment when we no longer see him,
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12 minutes apart.
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He didn't disappear
you must have turned off your camera.
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And bam.
-But wait.
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I know how to use my Portapak.
-Don't justify yourself, Raymond.
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Listen, we saw it,
this white ball.
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It was what ?
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Whispers.
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-I think
that we are on a misunderstanding.
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Probably the Moon.
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Each month, on average,
on a 16 % de confusion.
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It's called the Simovni,
UFO simulator.
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-Today, in France, people
confuse the Moon with a UFO?
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-Yes,
then with other stuff.
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-Your compass
does not work anymore.
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Calendar.
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So...
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Yes.
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My colleague was right
it was the moon.
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At 11:10 p.m., it was full.
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white ball question,
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Hard to beat.
- We tell you again.
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We know how to recognize the moon.
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- Simple little exercise.
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When you take
a piece at arm's length,
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how big is the moon?
5 francs, 1 franc, 10 cents
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or 5 cents?
-5 francs.
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- No, 5 cents.
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And again, not quite.
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-And all those pink flamingos?
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-Il y en a in Camargue, or,
we are in the middle of a migration corridor
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to Andalusia.
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- So it's the moon
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who killed them?
-Non.
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They must have killed each other.
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Bird panics do exist.
-Something scared them.
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-Excuse me.
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On the other side of this wood,
the road was blocked
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due to mine clearance.
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- Yes, tonight
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the army blew up
a 39-45 shell.
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-Here, an old shell, that's what
which made the birds panic.
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-It does not explain the type
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who was kidnapped.
Rumors.
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- Alien abductions
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it's always like that.
- No one knows where he is.
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"Melodia. Bring in
music at home."
271
00:17:16,680 --> 00:17:19,200
-The type
on the side of the road.
272
00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:22,320
Hissed melancholy theme.
273
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:38,600
...
274
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,560
Hello, a man had to
show up here 1/2 hour ago.
275
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:47,240
Green suit, blond, medium size.
-Are you sure it was here?
276
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,800
-I left it there, 50 m away.
277
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,680
-Are you sure it's him?
-A 100 %.
278
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,400
-Do not worry.
279
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,240
To all units,
triggering of the Papillon plan.
280
00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,920
male butterfly,
short hair,
281
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,160
green suit,
middle size.
282
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,040
Operation sponsored by GEPAN.
Thank you.
283
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,640
-Thank you.
-You don't need me anymore?
284
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,520
- No, the report is launched,
we can pick it up.
285
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,680
Brouhaha.
-Pardon.
286
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,680
-M. Mathure, for the TV news!
287
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,440
*TV news jingle.
288
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,200
*-Baron Empain,
289
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:29,440
*guest of our newspaper,
takes over the leadership of his group.
290
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:31,440
-Bastien, to the table!
291
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,800
Diane, straighten up.
292
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,560
-I can read
293
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,800
while eating.
-Be with us.
294
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,320
-A table, Pompidou !
295
00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:41,760
*-Good evening.
296
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,960
*On earth,
you will never be lost again
297
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,760
*if you have
298
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:51,000
*from a small Argos transmitter.
- Are you going to have to pay for the rocket again?
299
00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,760
-That's true.
300
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:57,000
You burned Zaire's GDP
in 12 seconds, what are you going to do?
301
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,200
-With your mother, we have
302
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,160
a project.
- You are supposed to divorce.
303
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,320
-In my class,
304
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,480
I am the only divorced.
- No, already, it's your mother and me.
305
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,000
Then it's work.
306
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:10,400
-Pompidou,
307
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,480
I arrest you!
-Why "Pompidou"?
308
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,560
-That's the name of his penis.
309
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,200
-Bastien, we're not calling
her "Pompidou" penis!
310
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,600
It is called
311
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,080
Nothing at all.
312
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,840
I am tired.
313
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,280
With these UFO stories...
314
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:28,680
- Do you deal with UFOs?
315
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:31,320
- No, I was lending a hand.
316
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:35,560
They opened an office at CNES which
studies aerospace phenomena
317
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,360
not identified.
318
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,160
- Sorry, I'm early.
319
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,960
- We were done.
320
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,640
-Dad says don't
call her zizi Pompidou.
321
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:51,400
-Yet you called my breasts
Kepler and Newton, no?
322
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:52,440
-Oh...
323
00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,960
Come on, darling.
324
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:56,640
-Mom, I have work to do.
-Let's go.
325
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,480
-Elise, we will have to discuss
of our project.
326
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:03,800
Bernard should agree.
- Can we do that later?
327
00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:06,280
- Oh well, okay.
328
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,040
-Have a good evening.
329
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,960
Melancholy theme.
330
00:20:24,200 --> 00:21:17,960
...
331
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,640
A phone rings.
332
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:23,480
-Hello yes ?
333
00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:27,720
Yes, Remy, I remember you.
334
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:31,040
Oh, did you find it?
How is he doing ?
335
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:38,760
-No one would have done
watch out for this guy
336
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:42,320
if you hadn't started
the cops on his trail.
337
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,920
-"The account of his abduction
by aliens".
338
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,280
It makes no sense.
-I say !
339
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:52,320
We are the 3rd space power,
I have lunch with NASA!
340
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:54,120
What am I going for!?
341
00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:57,360
-I just wanted
do my job well.
342
00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,600
-It was to avoid that, your work,
not put back
343
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,800
a log in the fire!
- We're going to bring this guy to his senses.
344
00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,600
- No, it would only get worse.
-Bernard, I'm going to talk to him.
345
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,400
We are in the 20th century,
346
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,840
we can't leave
people say anything.
347
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,840
- Well, listen, it's been 15 years
that I support you, Didier.
348
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:19,720
I warn you,
349
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,160
if you plant yourself,
350
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,400
I toast you
of all space agencies.
351
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,520
-Trust me.
352
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,320
Hi Daniel.
-Health.
353
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,240
- Is GEPAN over there?
- Does this thing really exist?
354
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,560
Is this not a joke?
355
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,000
The pink flamingo roars.
356
00:22:55,240 --> 00:23:06,680
...
357
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,920
The phone is ringing.
358
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:16,800
-GEPAN, hello.
359
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,720
Yes, of course it's serious.
360
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,600
No, I'm not going to find it weird,
I am used to it.
361
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:28,760
Yes, then, Jerome, don't be afraid.
Describe to me what you saw.
362
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,600
*Unintelligible remarks.
363
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:34,520
-Like a big couscoussière?
364
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:37,640
Yes, with small holes everywhere.
365
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:40,640
Someone is typing.
-Hello.
366
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,720
Have you seen the press?
367
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,280
Where's the guy?
368
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:50,560
-Ah, Mr. Mathure, did you see?
We found him in the forest.
369
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,280
-Hatchepsout.
370
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,840
If she doesn't feel welcome,
she will run away.
371
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,240
-Vera, I present to you
le Pr Mathure.
372
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,280
-Well.
373
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:03,760
"Enchanted", in Esperanto.
Are you the rocket?
374
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:09,760
Don't worry, the Big Bang,
it started with a big boom.
375
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,160
I'm typing your conclusions.
376
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,360
It's good,
but the flamingos,
377
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:17,440
in this season,
they are in Egypt.
378
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:21,400
I know because when I was
small, I was standing,
379
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,120
on one leg, suddenly,
my mother called me "the flamingo".
380
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:30,400
- I did not come to discuss.
We have to go back to the police station.
381
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,160
Electro theme.
382
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,920
...
383
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:39,320
Pass me the keys,
I prefer to drive.
384
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,320
-Attention, the second creaks a little.
385
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:47,320
-You have seen ?
386
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,440
A phone,
as in "Rabbi Jacob".
387
00:24:50,680 --> 00:25:02,080
...
388
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,200
-One should understand
if he was wrong
389
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,520
or if he talks us down.
390
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,600
It is here ?
-Yes.
391
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,400
-A problem ?
-Are you sure it's him?
392
00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:25,920
-Yes, green suit, blond,
average height. As you said.
393
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:32,040
-It's you ?
394
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,480
-Yes, you picked me up
on the road, remember?
395
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:39,720
-The questions,
I'm the one who asks them.
396
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,640
Last name, first name, occupation.
397
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,120
-Duluc François, I sell
synthesizer pianos
398
00:25:45,360 --> 00:25:48,680
with colored accents
to learn faster.
399
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,600
-Agreed.
Well, what did you see?
400
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,280
-Well, I was driving, cushy.
401
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,880
I was looking for a shortcut,
I did not find it.
402
00:25:58,120 --> 00:26:01,560
And there I saw, in the sky,
a weird glow.
403
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,200
And I approached.
404
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:07,840
And I saw it was
a very nice spaceship.
405
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,240
-Tell us
the color of this glow.
406
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:13,000
-Uh...
407
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:18,080
-Agreed.
408
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,200
"E18-1660 Tomato".
409
00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:24,720
- Oh, wait,
maybe more salmon, I would say.
410
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:27,680
Do you have "ham"?
-Ah yes.
411
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,560
-And how was he?
this ship?
412
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:35,000
- Well, very big,
with small antennae.
413
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,120
Then full of portholes,
and, inside,
414
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:42,160
small characters
with very weird fingers.
415
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:45,480
-Bernard, I need to talk to you.
416
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:49,120
- To your first UFO!
I have the GEPAN report.
417
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,960
The army confirms
the explosion of the shell.
418
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:55,120
The guy pumped his story
on the credits
419
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,240
"Invaders".
420
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,760
He was looking to get carried away.
-Exactly.
421
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,160
The guy they found
I don't think it's him.
422
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,880
-You yoyottes of the clump?
423
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,880
What, not him?
-He looks like him,
424
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,960
but he's not the type
that I picked up.
425
00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,280
-Didier, you're tired.
426
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,680
With the week that you had, me,
I wouldn't recognize my kids.
427
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,920
It's not you who always say
than the simplest hypotheses
428
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,200
are the best?
429
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,200
I thought about.
430
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:37,360
I confess that your career
was in pretty bad shape.
431
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,120
But I'm giving you a chance.
432
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,440
You take the head of GEPAN.
433
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,600
- Oh no, out of the question.
434
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,400
-I'm not done.
435
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,480
I want to resolve
of the UFO subject a priority.
436
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:54,080
You bring back to zero
the number of unresolved cases
437
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:58,640
and once that UFO bullshit
relegated to the rank of superstitions,
438
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:01,920
I support your candidacy
as project manager
439
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,360
on Ariadne.
440
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,160
- On Ariane?
441
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,400
-Exactly.
442
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:09,920
No more Franco-French projects!
443
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:14,320
Europe is the future!
And you are a man of the future, aren't you?
444
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,800
- Oh well, yes.
445
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,880
-Isn't this office a joke?
446
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,120
- Listen, the good news,
is that if all goes well,
447
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,000
we leave on Ariane.
448
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,400
space agency
European in Frankfurt.
449
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:35,760
you imagine
all we can do?
450
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,800
*Romantic piece.
451
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:45,880
*...
452
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,720
What's the matter ?
453
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:52,200
-When I left Cristal,
I thought I had been clear.
454
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,080
I don't want to work with you anymore.
455
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,400
-What are you going to do ?
- But I have a job.
456
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:00,640
-Weather balloons?
457
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,240
you are a doctor
458
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,400
in astrophysics, you deserve better.
- Don't tell me what I'm worth.
459
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,720
Then, over there,
460
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,120
no one calls me
"Mme Didier Mathure".
461
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,040
He cuts the music.
-O.K.
462
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,520
Call yourself Madame Pompidou
If you want !
463
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,720
-Didier.
464
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,040
What do you do ?
465
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:27,640
-The vasoconstrictor effect
cold water is very effective.
466
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,960
- We've been divorced for a year.
no need to be so dramatic.
467
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,920
-I realize
how ungrateful you are.
468
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,800
- What you say is absurd.
469
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:41,240
We no longer knew
why we worked together.
470
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,320
The wedding ring clinks on the floor.
471
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:51,960
Didier ?
472
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:01,280
Didier, I'm talking to you.
- Yes, excuse me.
473
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,880
That's good for hanging
474
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,440
Pines ?
-Yes.
475
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,720
-The guy I picked up
on the road had lost his badge.
476
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,200
But the guy at the gendarmerie,
477
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,560
he had a pin.
478
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,640
So it's not the same man.
479
00:30:20,600 --> 00:30:22,680
-And where is the pin?
480
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,720
- That, I don't know.
481
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,520
But he is
necessarily somewhere.
482
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,880
In Inuktitut:
483
00:30:48,200 --> 00:31:09,720
...
484
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,960
Intriguing music.
485
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:30,400
...
486
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,880
Electro theme.
487
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,200
...
488
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:55,920
...
489
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,520
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