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Thank you for bringing me here.
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That's the thing.
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If you caught one squirrel,
you caught every squirrel.
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You know what I mean?
Just like that.
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[Camila laughing]
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[Emily] Are you kidding me?
PDA in the parking lot.
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Gross.
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Why isn't this working?
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Ow!
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Hey guys. Look who wanted
to check out the office.
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Hi. I just wanted
to say hi.
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So nice to meet you.
Wow, you're so hot.
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[laughs]
Oh, thank you.
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- [Patel] Hi.
- Camila.
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So, uh, we came in
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'cause Camila and I have
a big announcement. We...
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Hey.
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What happened to your hand?
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What? Oh, nothing.
No, I just have a paper cut.
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What's the...
what's the announcement?
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With that much blood?
There's a lot of blood.
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That doesn't seem right.
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Yeah, that's just how I bleed.
What is the big announcement?
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So Shred and I are having
a paella dinner tonight
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and we would love
for all of you to come.
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Oh! [laughs] That was
a big ramp-up for paella.
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A rice-based dish
with gifts from the sea.
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I'm in.
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Yeah, me too.
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Yay.
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Emily?
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Well, look at this.
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Shred has brought
a friendly face in
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for his 10-week
performance review.
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Lovely to meet you.
I've heard great things.
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Patel, you wanna do
that thing we rehearsed?
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Yeah, I changed my mind.
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May I?
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Sure.
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Dead man!
Dead man walking!
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We got a dead man
walking here!
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He's gonna be fine.
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Take it easy on him.
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He didn't get much sleep
last night.
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[laughs]
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Oh! I bet he didn't
'cause of you guys.
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Should we start the
performance review?
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Emily, what about tonight?
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Come on, I won't take no
for an answer.
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No.
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Kidding, um...
that was a joke.
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I, um... yeah.
I would love to come.
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Okay.
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You have blood
on your face.
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It's just...
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It's just a little bit there,
to the left.
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I'm just gonna go, uh,
wash my face right now.
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So... excuse me.
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[opening title theme song]
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♪
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♪
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Hmm. Incident 40.
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On the 27th the same catch pole
was left by the trainee
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in the Walgreens parking lot.
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Okay. Uh... could you
just call me Shred?
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Said trainee is under the
impression that catch poles
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are cheap disposable tools,
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when, in fact, they cost $285
a piece before engraving.
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Okay, I think we have
enough specifics.
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Uh... should we
just wrap this up?
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I'm sorry. Am I actually gonna
get fired?
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It is the recommendation
of this senior officer
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that we extend said trainee's
10-week probationary period
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by another 10 weeks.
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Is this normal?
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No.
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Congratulations, Shred.
This is good news.
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And you owe us four catch poles.
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Okay.
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[Dispatch] Truck 8.
Report of a dead sturgeon
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that needs to be removed
from Memorial Bridge.
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Nuh-uh.
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No. I don't wanna pick up
a rotting fish.
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I got this.
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Truck 8 responding.
We're nowhere near the vicinity.
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[Dispatch] There's a GPS
transponder on your truck.
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Yeah.
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Standby.
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Seriously?
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Uh, Dispatch...
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Memorial Bridge is
in the Department of
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Fish and Game jurisdiction
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so we have to cede
to their authority.
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Yeah.
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[Dispatch] Not the southern
half where the carcass is.
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Truck 8 responding.
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[Dispatch] Thank you.
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Listen, I didn't wanna say
anything in front of Emily
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because I think these things
should be kept in the truck.
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But regarding the whole
performance review thing,
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I also have some thoughts.
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And you're sure you wanna
say those thoughts out loud?
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It's about your
mentorship style.
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You tend to focus
on the negative.
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Oh, well that's because
you always give me
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such an unbelievable
multi-course meal of screw-ups.
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Like when you left
the raccoon crate open
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or forgot about the popsicle
in the glove compartment.
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You did that one twice.
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But, see why do
you have this list
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of all my mistakes
in your head?
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Why not a list of all
the things I do awesome?
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You know what?
You're right.
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That's on me.
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I'm gonna need more time.
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[Patel] Oh!
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[Victoria] Oh God!
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Are you telling me
there's not one bear
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that could've taken
this off our hands?
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Come on bears!
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Good thing my olfactory
senses have been deadened
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from years of changing diapers.
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Oh, man.
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Nope. I smell the whole
thing. Ugh!
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This thing's huge.
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How are we supposed to put it
in the back of our truck?!
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Maybe we don't have to.
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It would be really nice to
stick it to Fish and Game.
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Maybe we could drag this thing
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a dozen feet north
into their jurisdiction.
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I like it.
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We stick it to those
cocky bastards.
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Yeah, with their helicopters
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and their incredible
health insurance.
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With their stupid Instagram.
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It's like, I get it,
you track elk.
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Right? Hey, so are you actually
gonna help me lift this?
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Or do you still have
"back issues"?
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I do have back issues.
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Do you need to see
a scan of my C-4?
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I don't need to see
a scan of your C-4,
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I've seen you carry
two cases of beer.
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Again with the barbecue?
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I told you, that was
pure adrenaline.
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I don't wanna do this now.
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Let's... let's pick up
the fish.
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[flies buzzing]
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Ugh!
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[groans]
Oh... you reek.
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You've been here long enough
for rigor-mortis to set in.
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[retching]
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Here, chuck it here.
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Hoo!
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[sirens chirp]
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Oh, no.
Fish and Game.
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How did they get ATVs?
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- [Patel] What the...?
- [drone buzzing]
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Cancel the drone.
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We get it, you got
a lotta toys.
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The boys get a
little squirrelly
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after a week in
the high country.
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Just having a little fun.
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So there's the fish.
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We were tracking poachers
about nine clicks due south,
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by the ridge-line.
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Cool.
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So there's the fish.
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Prescription.
Our insurance covers them now.
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[weak laugh]
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Yeah. Whatever.
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Well look,
it looks like it's, uh,
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unfortunately on your side
of the bridge.
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Yeah, it's on our side.
We got it.
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Okay.
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Thanks for babysitting it
until we got here.
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Good to see you again, Leslie.
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That was so satisfying.
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They get free glasses?
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Apparently.
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Listen. I've had
a lot of coaches
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so I know what works
for me and I think
I can help you out.
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So you could mentor
my mentoring?
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Yeah. I used to have this one
coach from Croatia, Madric,
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before he critiqued me
he would always leave
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with something I did... well.
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[Dispatch] Truck 12. Report of
a very aggressive attack dog.
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2929 West 53rd Street.
Seattle PD can't handle it.
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Truck 12 responding.
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Hey man, you really nailed
your "Truck 12 responding".
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The timbre of your voice was
assertive but not insistent.
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Real kudos to you.
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Okay.
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Sarcasm is another thing
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I wanted to bring up
to your attention
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but I have been working on
my radio voice... so thank you.
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[Officer] Here they come
in their big puffy suits.
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What do we got, boys?
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It's a lawyer from Panama, got
arrested for money laundering.
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He's got an attack dog
you're too scared to deal with?
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- It's crazy looking, man.
- Some sort of mastiff.
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Looks like it should be
guarding the gates of hell.
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We got it from here,
you guys take a break.
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Oh, that's right,
you already are.
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- [Frank] You ready?
- [Shred] Let's do it.
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[Frank] Alright.
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[Officer] Fifty bucks they don't
fit through the front door.
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[both chuckling]
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- You getting this?
- Oh yeah.
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[Shred] They're mocking us, Frank.
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[Frank] They're mocking you,
Shred. I look incredible.
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Ow!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah.
Just updating and collating
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our emergency preparedness
manual. So...
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Did you cut your hand
again there?
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No. Well... uh...
well, yeah.
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Just a few paper cuts.
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Maybe you're not handling
paper properly.
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Uh huh.
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[sniffing]
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What are you doing? Um...
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Yeah, you guys
smell like fish.
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Yeah.
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Oh, we moved a whopper off
the bridge today. It was...
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Right, right.
The sturgeon.
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What did you... what did you
guys end up doing with that?
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We bagged it.
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And we... we took it to the City
Disposal Area per protocol.
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Oh, great. Did you guys see
anybody up there?
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Oh yeah, yeah.
There were hikers.
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One of them had
a man bun.
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She knows.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Fish and Game
called me.
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I can't believe you guys moved a
carcass to another jurisdiction.
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Okay, it was like
four meters. Nothing.
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Not a big deal.
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Victoria, I know that's
really 12 feet.
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And you do not dump work
on other agencies.
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Okay, they're really
condescending though.
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They called us dead
fish babysitters.
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Oh, yeah, that's unfortunate.
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But what, you're just gonna
stoop to their level?
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Why take the high road?
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The low road
has less traffic.
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Oh, I mean that's...
that's gonna go viral.
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That's good.
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[siren whoops]
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- What is...?
- Who is it?
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[flies buzzing]
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No! They did what we did
to them back to us.
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Oh, it is on
like Donkey Kong.
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What? No. No.
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You two are taking
this fish directly
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to the City Disposal Area
per protocol.
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Is that clear?
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Crystal clear.
258
00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,853
Fine, boss.
259
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,076
Nope.
260
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,694
I think it's endearing how
she actually believes us.
261
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,216
- Right? She's the best.
- Yeah.
262
00:09:49,222 --> 00:09:49,922
[sniffing]
263
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:50,893
[yell] Whoo!
264
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,325
Whoo doggy!
265
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:54,727
- Yeah.
- Whoo!
266
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,428
[Frank] Come on out, pooch!
267
00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,697
We got a bucket of bloody meat
in the truck for you.
268
00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,940
[Shred] Just here
for a spot of tea.
269
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:03,435
Clear... clear to the left.
270
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,405
That's a really nice fireplace.
271
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,536
- [Frank] Is it clear?
- [Shred] It's clear.
272
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,541
[Frank] I'll check in here.
273
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,853
[Shred] Whoa! I think
this is a safe room.
274
00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:17,517
[dog barking]
275
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,717
[Shred] It's him!
276
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,722
[Frank] Oh, doggy.
277
00:10:22,122 --> 00:10:23,562
[snarling and barking]
278
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,956
[Frank] Get in the room!
Get in the room!
279
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,288
- Get in the room!
- Close it! Close it!
280
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,463
[door slams shut]
[dog barking]
281
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,761
[Frank] The hallway is
officially not clear!
282
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,374
[Shred] That dog is pissed.
283
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,295
[vicious barking]
284
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,772
[Officer] It's been 10 minutes.
285
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,239
I hope they're doing okay
in there
286
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,307
in their big puffy suits.
287
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,735
[vicious barking]
288
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,307
I've never been in a panic
dressing room.
289
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,439
Okay. I get a smidge claustrophobic,
290
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,454
I should probably
come clean about that.
291
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,546
Important contacts.
292
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,077
Lawyer. Accountant.
Soul Cycle instructor.
293
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,953
- Hmm. Oh, hold on.
- What?
294
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:52,792
Dante information.
295
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,386
A-word, victory.
R-word, tranquillo.
296
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,888
Dante's the dog.
297
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,990
Dante! Is that right?
Are you Dante?
298
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,063
[vicious barking]
299
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,655
What is this room made out of?
There's very little air.
300
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,174
And why aren't
the ceilings higher?
301
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,896
A is for attack,
R is for release.
302
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,641
If you say victory,
he attacks.
303
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,306
If you say tranquillo,
Dante should stand down.
304
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,965
I feel like it's tranquillo.
305
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:14,914
No, it's tranquillo.
306
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,508
I took Spanish in
community college.
307
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,179
Okay. I have an actual
Spanish girlfriend
308
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,008
that yells at me in Spanish
all the time.
309
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,683
Dude. It's tranquillo.
I'm going for it.
310
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,322
Dude, I'm not
100 percent on this
311
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,347
but I don't think you're
rolling your R's enough.
312
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:30,787
[dog growling]
313
00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:33,960
[dog growling]
314
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,295
Tranquillo.
315
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:41,534
Nailed it.
316
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,513
Oh!!! It's got me!
317
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,706
Frank! Frank!
318
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,937
- It's going to kill me!
- Frank!
319
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,953
It's got me! Help!!!
320
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:56,645
Help! Help! Help me.
It's gonna eat me!
321
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,049
[Frank] It's a hellhound!
It is not of this realm!
322
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,155
[Victoria] This thing
is getting so heavy.
323
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,657
[Patel] Hurry! Hurry!
Go, go, go!
324
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,159
[Victoria] Look at all
their stuff.
325
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,701
Oh, my God,
they've got a sauna!
326
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,240
What? Whose taxes are
paying for that?
327
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,137
In here.
328
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,139
Ahhhh!
329
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,581
- Put it up here.
- Right here.
330
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,377
Oh!
331
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,324
- [loud beep]
- Over there. Pick it up.
332
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,475
[security radio]
All officers be advised.
333
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,222
Possible security breach
in sector Foxtrot One.
334
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,164
[In hallway]
- Right this way...!
335
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,326
Go! Go!
336
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:44,603
[dog chewing]
337
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,373
That could've been my arm.
338
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,367
Yeah.
339
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,838
He's going to town
on that thing.
340
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:50,897
It's like kibble to him.
341
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,444
It's probably because
the suit smells like
342
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,509
every dog and cat
we've ever captured.
343
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,707
We gotta change our scent.
344
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,909
We gotta smell like the owner.
We gotta smell like money, man.
345
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,682
I'm putting on the silks.
346
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,894
[Frank] Yeah, good call.
347
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,556
Take off the huge
protective suit
348
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:12,625
and ensconce yourself
in that impenetrable
kevlar-like material, silk.
349
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,125
See? This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
350
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,968
I come up with a good idea
and you shoot it down
351
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,195
without even trying.
352
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,269
But if it's a bad idea, which
it is, we could end up dead.
353
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,269
Put your clothes back on.
354
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:26,310
No! I'm putting on his musk.
355
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,276
Please don't.
I can't stand that...
356
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,447
Oh. I usually hate cologne but
that has some really good notes.
357
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,445
I know. It smells good.
358
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,247
This is a good idea and you
should do it with me, man.
359
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,450
It's gonna work
360
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,991
and I think it would be a big
step for you mentor-wise.
361
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,058
Would you please
stop implying
362
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,615
that this is a two-way
learning process?
363
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,233
It's infuriating.
364
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,795
Frank, I'm going out there
with or without you.
365
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,725
Okay.
366
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,559
Which is it?
367
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,433
Without.
368
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,001
Sometimes it takes
a horrific mauling
369
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,670
to learn from your mistakes.
370
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,067
This is probably
your mauling.
371
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:58,944
Open the door.
372
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,318
On my count.
One... two...
373
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,115
Are you seriously not
going out there with me?
374
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,017
I mean, you would look
so good in the black.
375
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:12,949
Three.
376
00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:15,821
[dog growling]
377
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,332
Hey. You smell that?
378
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:22,295
That's right, I'm a global money
laundering master.
379
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,625
I would do an accent
380
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,200
but I don't know how to do one
in a way that's not offensive.
381
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,140
Frank! Frank!
I got him. I did it!
382
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,167
Victory!
383
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,041
[Frank] No!
384
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:32,969
[dog barking]
385
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,013
It's tranquillo! Tranquillo!
386
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,639
[in Spanish accent]
Tranquillo!
387
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,652
Shred?
388
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,651
[Shred] It worked!
389
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:43,880
You died?
390
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:44,823
[laughing]
391
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,717
It worked.
392
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,786
Wow. I guess that's two vi...
393
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,288
[dog growling]
394
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,230
...moments of success
I've had here today.
395
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,374
Hey.
396
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,496
Patel still cleaning up?
397
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,340
Yeah. He gets dinged if he
comes home smelling like fish.
398
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,573
Hey. Is everything
all good with you?
399
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,543
With me? Oh yeah, totally.
Why?
400
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,382
I don't know.
401
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,347
You were just really
collating earlier
402
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,075
and you've got all these
paper cuts.
403
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,381
I don't know, you just kinda
seem like something's up.
404
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:21,053
Oh. Um... Yeah. Yeah.
405
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,164
I don't wanna go to
this dinner tonight.
406
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:27,656
I don't really wanna go and eat
Camila's freakin' paella
407
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,500
and just watch her
and Shred be
408
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:33,166
all international
snowboard lovers, so...
409
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,166
Oh, my God.
410
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,838
I must be more self-involved
than I thought.
411
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,367
I had no idea you had
a thing for Shred.
412
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,542
Oh... oh no, I don't...
um, anymore.
413
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,752
I mean, I did, like...
like, no, I definitely did.
414
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,015
But, um... no, then she
came back and she's, like,
415
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,875
off the charts amazing, so.
416
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:50,852
Yeah.
417
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,120
I'm just kinda, like,
in my head about it.
418
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,549
So maybe that means
I do still like him.
419
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,064
I don't know.
420
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,716
Oh, man. Yeah.
421
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,764
That can't be easy.
But she's so gorgeous.
422
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,629
Yeah.
423
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,557
And, like, really cool
and nice and fun.
424
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,032
She seems like
a cool chick.
425
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,771
Yeah. And she's
a pro athlete, so.
426
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:06,625
Yeah.
427
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,243
I don't wanna be around
any of that.
428
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,565
Hey, um, why don't you
just bail tonight?
429
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,900
I could vouch for you.
430
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,314
You know, say you had
a tummy thing.
431
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,076
Everyone knows
that you barf easy.
432
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,375
How do you think
that would look?
433
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,946
Honestly, probably
like a bail so, uh...
434
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:19,945
Yeah.
435
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,446
Oh, why don't we get
a few drinks beforehand
436
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,278
and show up a bit wasted?
437
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,223
I mean, I wish there was
another way, but...
438
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,218
Well, I will be there tonight
439
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,819
so if it gets
totally unbearable,
440
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,960
just give me a signal.
441
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,586
And then we can get
outta there together.
442
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,561
It'll be our little cover.
443
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,429
[laughs] Okay.
444
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,227
Really?
445
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,258
Yeah.
446
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,229
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
447
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,571
I do think that you should head
home and freshen up though.
448
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,767
- Yeah.
- Change those bandages.
449
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,639
God, I am just not
clotting today. So...
450
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,409
Yeah, get some
fresh ones on.
451
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,678
Yeah. Stop by the doctor.
452
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,276
Okay. Maybe stitches.
453
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,752
[dog panting]
454
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,347
You wanna take this guy
on a perp walk?
455
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,819
Yeah, you wanna put
your uniform back on?
456
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,417
No, no. I think it'd be baller
to go out there like this.
457
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,360
You know, the cops are
going to be filming it.
458
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,455
Dressed like a tablecloth?
459
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,686
Dude, I look good.
460
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,931
Also, I'm still
waiting for it.
461
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,026
What?
462
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,257
The "good job, Shred".
"You killed it".
463
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,762
"Your outside the box thinking
really came through".
464
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,274
I don't teach like that.
465
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:13,996
Come on, man.
466
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,270
What's the point of all this?
467
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,698
It's like you're trying to
demoralize me into leaving.
468
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,444
Is that what you want,
you want me to quit?
469
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,639
No, I don't want you
to quit.
470
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,980
Then make me feel like we're
in this together, Frank.
471
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,975
I don't know how to do it
any other way.
472
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,607
It's me, Shred.
Come on.
473
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:30,353
Well, what if we saw this
as a teachable mentor moment?
474
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,020
It's hard to take you seriously
dressed like that
475
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,648
but I'm thinking about it.
476
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:37,518
[Spanish hip hop music]
477
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:52,514
♪
478
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,235
♪
479
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,351
It's here!
480
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,976
- [Emily] Oh, my God.
- [Victoria] Oh, my gosh.
481
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,050
[Victoria] Wow.
482
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,048
[Frank] I hope there's
another one of those.
483
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,519
Amazing.
484
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,747
Thank you for doing this.
485
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,852
Of course.
486
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,263
You know, I made Shred
seat us next to each other.
487
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,356
Oh?
488
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,757
I'm really excited
to get to know you
489
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,688
and a little nervous,
to be honest.
490
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,863
Why... why are you nervous?
491
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:15,901
[glass clinking]
492
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,855
[Patel] I'd like to make
a toast, everyone.
493
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,534
Uh... first of all, Camila,
thank you so much for having us.
494
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,573
This paella looks delicious.
495
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,739
And might I add,
496
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,206
the paella is not the only dish
being served today.
497
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,707
Fish and Game
also received
498
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,948
a nice, big plate of
how do you like me now?
499
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,845
What?
500
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,120
Oh, nothing. Never mind.
501
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,615
What is he on?
502
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,615
Wait, so why... why were
you nervous to meet me?
503
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,961
It's... it's just
the way that Shred...
504
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,255
[Frank] You know what?
505
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,287
If we're giving speeches,
uh, then I think it's my turn.
506
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,693
Really? I feel like
we should just dig in
507
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,734
'cause that looks amazing.
508
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,928
Yeah. Let's not really
do toasts,
509
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,299
let's just let conversations
evolve, you know?
510
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,399
Did you guys not eat today?
511
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,370
Because I would like
to direct this
512
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,768
at Camila's much, much
lesser half,
513
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:02,811
who actually had a halfway
decent day in the field.
514
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,809
He single-handedly captured
a 149-pound mastiff
515
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,423
and then wore the hell
out of some silk pajamas.
516
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,876
I would like to recommend
my trainee,
517
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:14,123
from here on out,
be known as Shred.
518
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,320
[Victoria] Woohoo!
519
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:18,232
He is off probation and is
granted junior officer status.
520
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,425
[all cheering]
521
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,657
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
522
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,326
I would like to propose
a toast myself.
523
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,442
To Frank, who might just turn
out to be a pretty good mentor.
524
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,965
But he's not quite there
525
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,009
so I recommend extending
his mentor probation period.
526
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,635
Uh... mentor probation?
That's not a thing.
527
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,782
Show of hands who thinks mentor
probation should be a thing.
528
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,978
[Victoria] I'm in.
529
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,480
What a bunch of Judas'.
Guess who's back on probation?
530
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,524
Yes, my trainee everyone.
I pull my recommendation.
531
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,429
So... so you were saying
something about Shred
532
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,955
and you being nervous
and then you...
533
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,830
Oh no, it's stupid.
I'm just being insecure.
534
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:59,198
It's just that you can tell
by the way he talks about you
535
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,798
that he thinks
you're really great.
536
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,770
Oh.
537
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:05,638
And then I met you
and you're, like, radiant.
538
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,168
Okay, I... I don't know
about that.
539
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,213
I don't know that I radiate.
540
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,508
You do. Trust me.
541
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,211
I think they're waiting for the
host to tell them they can eat.
542
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,553
Oh my God, of course.
Let's eat.
543
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,349
I'm gonna start with you.
544
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,320
[siren whoops]
545
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,648
- [Shred] What is that?
- [Victoria] Wait. What?
546
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,621
Oh!!!!!
547
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,790
- [scream]
- [glass shattering]
548
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,231
What the hell is that?
549
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,334
That's the overwhelming
smell of defeat.
550
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,571
Oh, Jeez!
551
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:39,538
[exhales] Oh!
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