Original subtitles

Subtitles by DramaFever

[Wu Xin The Monster Killer]

Episode 3

My adorable fox stole.

Darn rat.

I must catch you today.

- Congratulations. - Please come in.

Cloth for sale.

Take a look.

Come and check out my cloth.

Congratulations.

Please come in.

Is that the groom standing next to Gu Xuan Wu?

What groom is he?

Gu Xuan Wu just wants to show off in front of his friends.

He invited all sorts of indecent people.

Did you see that?

Since we've taken over Wen County, we should make a name for ourselves.

Not stop at throwing a small banquet for marrying mistresses.

We should even make sounds when we fart.

We have to make it known to all of these random people

whom they should support and kiss up to.

Yes.

Mr. and Mrs. Su.

The two of you are here to grace this wedding.

I've failed to welcome you.

Commander Gu is quite a lucky man.

Where did you get the beauty from this time?

How am I lucky?

I'm just hosting a wedding for my buddy.

This is my staff officer, Zhang Xian Zong.

Here, greet Mr. and Mrs. Su.

Mr. Su is the most important figure here in Wen County.

He could even talk to the Supreme Commander in Tianjin.

That's too much flattery.

Commander Gu doesn't forget his old friends even after

he is rich and successful.

You're so loyal and righteous. I'm indeed impressed.

Commander Gu has seen and heard much.

You surely have no regard for worldly items such as gold and jewelry?

So I've prepared some interesting gifts today

as a token of my high regard for you.

Mr. Wang is the best storyteller in town.

He's been telling stories for us at my residence.

I brought him here today to warm up the event.

Good! This gift is good!

- This way, please! - There's no rush.

There's still another gift.

Carry it here.

These are all rare game birds.

- You've never had them? - I haven't.

That's about right!

I brought these over specially for your men to enjoy the meat.

It's definitely a lot better than ordinary dishes here at the restaurant.

Please come inside!

Sir, this way, please.

Dear guests, continuing from where I left off

I'll tell you another round of stories.

Good!

Kong Ming came to the grave of Zhou Yu.

He paid respects to him with wine and cried sorrowfully.

Unfortunately, Gong Jin passed away!

What's going on?

Why is he crying?

He lived such a short life, how could one not be sorrowful?

All right!

On a good day like this, we should talk about happy matters.

First of all, I thank everyone for being here today!

Next, I thank Mr. and Mrs. Su

for bringing such an outstanding storyteller from their residence.

They also brought us so much delicious and special game.

You're too kind.

That's just a small token.

I'm just using Commander Gu's turf to share good things with everyone.

It's not worth mentioning.

Commander Gu, the food is already served.

Let's not talk too much and get straight to the point.

Here, let us begin the feast now!

Here, let's drink!

Good!

Try the food!

This is awesome!

This...

- It's delicious! - This...

This is the first time I've tried this.

It's tasty. Smells great!

Master, what are you waiting for?

Here...

That Mr. Su wasn't even sincere in giving out his gifts.

He brought a stiff old man

and a heap of lean wild game.

He messed around with me and didn't even show me any respect.

Isn't that karma?

What's with you? You're unhappy?

- I'm not. - You're not?

Do you find that inauspicious?

I wouldn't.

Isn't it just marrying an eighth mistress?

Next time when I'm happy I'll get you a ninth and a tenth!

I'll boost this all up and make the venue even bigger!

How about that?

Give me a smile.

Give me a smile!

I won't hold you up. I'll get going now.

Don't "work too hard" tonight.

Sister!

You're doing laundry?

The water is so cold.

Your hands are so delicate.

What would you do if you get them rough?

I'm used to this.

Don't get used to this.

Dharma Master's sister is my sister.

Can Gu Xuan Wu's sister squat on the ground doing laundry?

I'll take you shopping for clothes.

Let go of me!

Dharma Master, you're home?

I...

I... I was showing my concern to your sister.

Who are you to do so?

I...

Listen up. We're moving away.

You're moving away?

What are you doing?

Dharma Master! Wait a minute!

You want me to move?

You have to help me with something again.

I won't.

You won't?

- Then I won't move. - You won't move?

I'll send monsters to your bed tonight.

Sure, I'll sleep in your bed then.

Speak up!

I'll tell you about it when I remember.

You only have three days.

The deal is off after that. Get out!

- Hurry up! - Where are you taking me?

You'll know soon.

Let's go.

Mine is the cheapest.

You don't get this stall in other villages.

You get them cheaper in large quantities.

Why did you bring me here?

I'm picking out new clothes for you.

Sir and Madam, these are all of our new products.

Feel free to take a look.

[Nine yuan]

This... I don't want any!

Let's go.

Yue Ya! What are you doing?

- I don't want any clothes. - Yue Ya!

What's wrong with getting some new clothes?

It costs a few yuan for such thin fabric.

It's too expensive. I don't want any.

Don't mention a few yuan. We can afford even more.

Let's go!

I don't need more clothes.

Why do you insist on getting me new clothes?

No reason in particular.

I just want to buy you things after making some money.

I feel bad not getting you anything.

What kind of reason is that?

Why are you acting like a child?

All right now, let's go home.

- What are you doing? - Listen up, everyone!

If this lady won't allow me to buy her something

I'll just keep sitting here!

Get up!

If you really want to buy me something, you...

you can get me a bangle.

What sort of a bangle?

The type that they forge in a jewelry store.

The simplest one without any patterns. A plain gold bangle.

Why do you want a bangle?

Because... my mother had one.

No one dotes on me as much as she did.

When I was little, my mom told me that when I grew up

she would give that gold bangle to me as my dowry.

But then she passed away.

My dad used that bangle to forge two earrings

and a necklace for my stepmother.

Don't be upset.

We'll go and get a bangle now.

Let's go!

It really is her?

It's that lass. It can't be wrong.

She only ran away for a few days and she got herself a toy boy?

That is so embarrassing.

Stop saying such nonsense and catch up with them.

Now I have my dowry again!

You have to find a husband soon or that bangle will be useless.

What are you talking about?

You're so annoying.

If I have a daughter

I'll pass this bangle on to her.

Then she can pass it on to my granddaughter.

Then generation after generation.

Who knew that she now lives in Command Headquarters?

Exactly! We can't afford to offend him.

We'd better report back to them.

- Yue Ya... - Yes?

Let's move out of here.

- Why? - Look.

We have money now.

I'd like to buy a house.

What kind of house do you like?

You're rich, not us.

I'm just managing your money for the time being.

What has it got to do with me that you're buying a house?

I mean to ask you for advice on the house I'm buying.

A man like me knows nothing about houses.

What happens if someone tries to trick me?

That's true.

You have to remember that if you wish to live comfortably in a house

it has to face a good direction.

It should be in the north and facing the south.

You must have a huge window.

The ventilation must be good!

You must have trees and shade in your courtyard.

Big trees or grape trellises are fine.

Yes! You'll also need a big kitchen!

If the kitchen is too small, your life won't be nourished.

All right, I'll take your advice.

Dharma Master!

I need your help!

Hurry!

- Think about it! - Dharma Master, hurry!

What else do we still need?

[Su Residence]

Commander Gu. This way, please.

Dharma Master, please.

Dharma Master, this way, please.

Master, the Dharma Master is here.

He's here?

Dharma Master! Please save me!

Mr. Su is...

Don't bring it up.

Since our master threw up at Commander Gu's banquet

he got this illness for no reason.

It's already been three days

but he throws up whenever he sees food.

All the other guests are fine.

But Mr. Su shouldn't come to me for such an illness.

I'm not a physician.

Dharma Master, I've hired batches of physicians already.

They said that there's no problem with my stomach at all.

I know that they definitely can't figure anything out.

Because I am not ill at all!

I was possessed. I must have been possessed.

This food all looks delicious to others!

But in my eyes, it all appears rotten, stinky, and crawling with maggots!

This...

You don't believe me, Dharma Master?

- Go and get me some food. - Yes, Master.

Dharma Master, I'll show you that what I said is true!

Master...

Dharma Master! Please save our master!

Dharma Master, please save me!

It's been three days.

If this goes on

even if I don't die from starvation, I'll throw up all my intestines.

I'll give it a try.

Take a look at it again.

It's all right!

You're good!

Wait a minute!

Master, you haven't eaten for three days.

You can't just have such simple dishes.

Go and prepare delicacies for him.

The best ones!

- Yes. - Hurry up!

Master!

Dharma Master, this is all wild game.

All baby animals. Tender meat that melts in your mouth.

Try it. Commander Gu, taste it.

- Let's dig in. - Try it!

May the gods have mercy.

Since Mr. Su just recovered

it's best for you to have something light.

I'll take my leave now since you're all right.

Please stay, Dharma Master.

Since you're already here

please check out our premises for us.

If this evil spirit really lurks in our manor

and it comes to haunt our master again after you leave, what would we do?

That's right.

Exterminate it completely.

Exterminate it completely.

Thank you for curing our master.

This is just a small token of appreciation.

I hope that you won't mind it.

I'll take a look around then.

We'll take a look around then.

Mrs. Su. I've looked around very carefully.

There's no evil spirit lurking on your premises at all.

But our master...

There's nothing I can do to help.

- Let go! - What are you doing?

- Let go! - Listen to me!

- What are you doing? - Hou Sheng!

Hou Sheng, why won't you take any advice?

- Have you got a wife yet? - No. What about it?

What's what about it?

You have to get something straight.

Gods have mercy on all living beings.

All beings repay gratitude.

Xu Xian saved the white serpent and she repaid him in the form of Su Zhen.

If you release all those small animals

you might soon marry a fat boy and give birth to a fat wife.

No!

- I got it muddled up. - Are you sick?

I'm a butcher and am I marrying some animal as my wife?

Are you insulting me? Let go of me!

- I'm not! - Let go of me!

- Let go! - Mr. Wang!

Are you so bored?

You have nothing else to do?

Other things?

Is Master much better now?

I'll go and tell him stories now.

Stop right there!

Go and stay in your room.

If you dare to mess around again

I won't let you off easily.

I...

Madam, this is today's catch. They are all in here.

The ones you got me last time died in just a few days.

Their meat isn't edible.

Their fur can't be used either.

I could only throw them all away.

Will this batch be all right?

It won't be a problem. These are all baby animals, so they are lively.

If they are unhealthy again this time

I won't buy from you again.

Our master doesn't have any other hobbies.

All he wants is fresh, tender meat.

I think that it's a waste to just get the meat

so I get the fur stripped off to make some stoles and hand warmers.

Then we won't waste them.

Mrs. Su, you won't even spare baby animals?

- Don't you find it cruel? - Cruel?

They are just animals.

What's cruel about that?

Moreover, the young ones taste better.

Our master paid for them.

He should have the best.

Commander Gu, am I right?

Of course!

If so, I will take my leave now.

Dharma Master!

If the blood on our master's face is washed off

will your remedy still work?

Just don't wash it off then.

- You... - Mrs. Su.

Don't worry. Leave this to me.

Who is this nonsensical Dharma Master Gu Xuan Wu hired?

He has quite a temper.

Can't you not make me look bad?

Is that necessary?

Is that necessary?

- You... No... - Listen up.

I cured him and I took a look at his manor.

I already helped you out.

Yue Ya and I want to move away. You have no say in it.

Dharma Master, why are you avoiding me like some plague?

Is that necessary?

Just for the fact that you're eyeing Yue Ya, it is necessary.

Stop the car!

Why did you stop the car?

Dharma Master!

Where are you going?

House viewing! Avoiding the plague!

If you wish to live comfortably in a house

it has to face a good direction.

It should be in the north and facing the south.

You must have a huge window and good ventilation.

You must have trees and shade in your courtyard.

Big trees or grape trellises are fine.

Yes! You'll also need a big kitchen!

If the kitchen is too small, your life won't be nourished.

Where have you been?

It's so late! I almost went looking for you.

What is it? Are you worried about me?

Is this the time to tease me?

I won't tease you.

Look! I found our house.

It's just like what you envisioned.

Really?

Are you happy?

What am I happy about? That's your house.

Why don't you keep this for me first?

What's mine is yours.

Nonsense.

Yue Ya, how is the packing?

It's almost done.

Dharma Master, we have to go! Something went wrong!

Where are you going?

- Master! - Don't hold me back! Get lost!

Hold him back!

Master! You mustn't eat that!

Get lost!

Master!

You can't eat that!

Master!

Are you all right, Master? Master!

Master...

Dharma Master, you're finally here!

Please save our master quickly!

- I'll take a look. - Dharma Master...

What should we do with this?

That's swine food! You can't eat it!

Knock him out cold.

- Amitabha buddha! - Amitabha buddha!

Why did you hit my master?

- Buddha! - Buddha!

I know I mustn't eat that, but I can't help it.

I'm hungry.

I'm starving to death.

Dharma Master, you must save us!

But there really isn't anything evil lurking in your manor.

Master! Madam!

Half of the game that we bought died again!

- The fur rots and the meat stinks! - Is this the time to worry about that?

But...

- Catch up with them quickly. - Yes!

Where is he going? Let's have a look!

Hurry up! Catch up with him.

What is an old man meddling in this for?

Can you kill monsters?

Am I old and frail?

I will go to war today.

Give it back to me!

Speak up. Are you behind all this?

He is... talking to a rabbit?

Shut up.

You'd better obey me when I'm still being nice.

Don't! My powers are weak. I won't be able to take it!

Be honest with me then.

Dharma Master, I've only been training for a hundred some years.

I can't even take on a human form.

How would I have the powers to kick up such a fuss?

Did you use your powers to make the animals look dead?

Do you think I'm capable of that?

This is weird. That rabbit didn't talk.

- You're right. - He's a Dharma Master.

You are but a mortal.

He can understand a rabbit, but can you?

Shut up!

Who did it?

You won't tell me?

Mr. Su murdered so many animals for the satisfaction of his taste buds.

Our fairy surely upheld justice for the gods.

The fairy is kind and she has been protecting us in secret.

I'd rather die than betray her.

You're quite a faithful chap.

Be a bit more careful next time. Don't get caught by them again.

All right, you may leave now.

- It ran away? - It has run away.

Release all the animals that are alive.

- Why? - Free the dead ones as well.

- Why are we releasing them? - Why?

My leg!

Are you all right, sir?

Why are all of you looking at me?

Dharma Master told you to free these animals. Free them!

Free them?

Are you really going to free them? We can't!

What are you doing?

Madam...

You think that you can have a say just because our master likes your stories!

Is it because you get paid a lot so you want to meddle in our business?

Madam, Dharma Master already said

that we can relieve our bad karma by releasing these animals.

Shut up!

If Dharma Master told you to burn down a house, would you do it?

- That... I wouldn't do that. - Ungrateful thing. Men!

- Get him back in his room! - Yes!

Madam, hear me out!

- Stop talking! - Get going!

- Hurry up! - My shoe!

- Stop talking! - My shoe!

- What's with the storyteller? - I don't know.

- He's usually not like that. - Dharma Master, what is this about?

Shall we talk in the house?

This is actually very simple.

Mr. Su kills the wild animals at will and offended the mountain monster.

That is why he has such symptoms.

It's because I like game meat?

That's right.

This mountain monster is quite powerful.

It could even release and hide its power freely.

If it hadn't been careless just now

it would have been hard for me to discover any traces.

What do you intend to do?

I don't intend to do anything.

Judging from the current situation

this monster just wants to punish Mr. Su a bit.

It has no intention of hurting him.

As long as Mr. Su frees all the animals in his manor

and becomes a vegetarian while Mrs. Su no longer wears fur

life will be peaceful once again.

You caught a rabbit in the backyard and talked to yourself for some time.

Then here you are giving out a few restrictions.

- Is the monster eliminated like this? - Yes.

You started this.

You should be the ones to put an end to it.

This is how the Dharma Master gets rid of ghosts and monsters?

Then you must make easy money.

Dharma Master, the Su family has been in Wen County for years.

We're considered a notable family and clan.

If people were to learn that I restrict myself to a certain diet

because of monsters, I would be embarrassed.

That's right!

Our master was so badly bullied.

My anger can't be appeased until we seek revenge!

Listen up! Only when you get rid of that monster

can we close this matter. Otherwise, this gift won't count.

Whatever.

In my opinion, that monster didn't do anything vicious.

How is it not vicious?

It even made our master eat swine food!

You have to agree to help whether you like it or not!

Dharma Master, just agree to this.

What am I to agree with?

If you want to seek revenge for them, capture the monster yourself!

I won't do it.

- Men! Hold him back! - Dharma Master, please stay!

I reckon that you just look pretty, but you're not that tough.

You aren't that capable so you just tried to hoax us with words?

That's right! I'm nothing more than a pretty face.

So?

But this pretty face has some pretty useful blood?

I won't ask you to return the money that we paid.

As long as you leave us some blood, we'll get someone better.

Sure. You want my blood?

Go on, I'll cover your master in blood.

I dare him never to bathe again!

No, this...

Stop arguing.

It's not sanitary to have blood on one's face.

Why don't you give them two talismans?

Those will surely work.

It will work!

Dharma Master, listen to me!

Dharma Master...

- Why are you tugging on me? - You're angry? Are you?

I'm not angry.

I just want to have you leave them some blood as well!

Dharma Master, that's not necessary.

Look at me. I tried to help, but I did it all wrong.

It's not worth offending them.

You brought this upon yourself.

Listen up. I already bought my house.

Once I get it furnished and have our belongings packed

- I'll leave with Yue Ya right away. - Don't!

We'll now go our separate ways.

- We won't interfere with each other. - I...

This sort of crap you can handle yourself.

Dharma Master!

You're home.

- She is... - I went out to get groceries

and ran into her on the way.

This young girl lost her parents and she didn't have anything to eat

so I brought her back here.

Here, have a bun.

Yue Ya.

We only have one room here.

It's not too convenient with another lady around.

This is just a young girl.

It won't affect you too much to have her sharing the bed with me.

Moreover, aren't we moving to a new house?

You'll have more rooms then.

You're taking her to the new house as well?

Yes.

Don't stand here. You're in the way.

Go into the house.

Yue Ya, carry this with you.

What is this?

This is the amulet I got for you today at the temple.

Just carry it with you at all times.

Sister, your pouch is so pretty.

I made this a long time ago. It's quite coarsely made.

It's not coarse at all. You're so skilled in sewing.

I have to try and drive her away.

Sir, your clothes seem to be a bit dusty?

Wu Xin, I'm going out to get groceries later.

You should do the laundry!

Sure.

Young lady, do you want those or not?

Young lady!

You've been holding those vegetables for ages. Do you want them?

Yes.

Candied fruit!

Candied fruit!

Sir, are you tired?

Let me help you with it.

A man like you can do laundry so well. You're much more capable than me.

You want to learn?

As long as you don't mind, I will learn how to do it.

I don't mind.

Why would I mind you?

Yue Qi Luo.

Subtitles by DramaFever