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-Auch! -So dont sleep!

Auch!

You may thank Orm for the beating you are about to receive.

Auch!

Auch!

Auch!

Auch!

Well, well. We are never stronger than the weakest link

Hey, you ....

-Arent you chained? -No, I am a here of my own will.

Addicted to the pain wheel. I get cranky without at least one good session a day.

What kind of torture is this? Walking around and around?

We are privileged to be working in Odins free nature. A nice workout. What kind of torture is this? Walking around and around?

We are privileged to be working in Odins free nature. A nice workout.

Orm is building some muscle already.

Your body is reacting extremely well to training. Impressive.

-Thank you. Thank you. -Yes. Lets go.

Yes, lets go.

Let me just say, I have a very very good feeling about this.

Jarl Varg isnt always easy to read.

But he seemed positive to airing things out a bit.

Well ... It was something about feedback and values etc.

Would anyone like to begin?

I can go first.

Quite a few of us feel like we are left with a ...

... queasy feeling after what happened in Norheim.

You go somewhere expecting to pick up a map, but instead we end up killing people.

And there was sodomi and attempted rape.

You wonder if you are one of the good guys anymore.

Any other thoughts?

Magnus there.

What I think Håkon means, is that we need to define some values.

And agree upon an emotionally grounded objective -

- for our whole business.

Other thoughts? Vebjørn?

I speak for the younger soldiers. We need a clear "why".

Why should we join this journey?

So maybe we should just start a process to find our values?

So... Thats how I feel, anyway.

I mean that sexuality can not be labeled.

An digresion. But I want to be clear that even though I am a noble, -

- you have to look at me as one of the blue collared workers.

I want to pull my own weight. This is fun.

Look - I am an axe man!

Relax a bit, Bendel ... Look - I am an axe man!

Relax a bit, Bendel ...

To think that manual labor is so fun.

It is incredibly nice. And I am gaining a sexual physical appearance. To think that manual labor is so fun.

It is incredibly nice. And I am gaining a sexual physical appearance.

Because I am so easily trained. I'll probably look great in no time.

-I doubt that. -Just wait and see. Wait and see.

Give me the sticks. Good. And that one.

You guys, I am really enjoying the energy we got in this room now.

There were many great suggestions.

But these are the values we have agreed upon:

Curious.

Generous.

-And playful. -Those are pretty great values?

That challenge will be to live by them.

-But it cant get to complicated. Do we have the support of the management?

-Yes,. -It isnt to radical?

No.

I feel ten kilos lighter. I have to admit, I wasnt sure about this.

Change can be painful for the employe and employer both.

I take off my hat for you, Jarl Varg, for being so agreeable.

Fascinating.\

More input on leadership style or values?

Young people? Do you need a clearer "why"?

I should castrate you all -

- rip off your testicles inn a violent manner.

I didnt get all the names.

Why dont everyone say there names, and what kind of hobbies they enjoy?

-Wouldnt that be nice? -No, actually not. Why dont everyone say there names, and what kind of hobbies they enjoy?

-Wouldnt that be nice? -No, actually not.

-Dont spoil the fun. Sit down. -If the vikings see us, we will be whipped.

Nine out of then worries are unfounded. Let loose a little.

We can....

You are actually the first person I have brought here.

Its really nice here.

Yes, its really peaceful.

This is where I go to think about the big things.

Like what is beyond the stars?

No. More like mountains.

Big rocks. I might think of whales, every once in a while.

Moose. Lumber.

It doesnt matter what it is, as long as it is large.

Maybe you want to start, Rufus? You have an exciting story.

I really cant be bothered.

I wont share tales from my fantastic lives with you subhumans.

Here we all are subhumans, Rufus.

I really cant be bothered. -Well, then I will begin.

My name is Orm. Rightful heir to the village.

I love art and culture. But even more, I love people.

I have been alone a lot. Not very happy about that.

I am at my best in a tightly knit group of people -

- that do stuff together all day and night -

- until the group melts together into a single organism - - that do stuff together all day and night -

- until the group melts together into a single organism -

- with lots of inside jokes and fun that people from the outside doesnt understand.

Thats my dream.

Well, this looks nice!

_Are you sitting? -No, we were ....

Orm insisted we organize a ...

-Get to know ... -Get-to-know-each-other

He is new and didnt know any better. I'll take one from the team.

No one will be "taking one for the team" Its the whip for all of you.

Except you, Orm. You didnt sit.

-Do you want to do this now? -Yes.

-Auch! -Auch!

You? I am really happy you wanted to join me here.

Because it is something I want to ask you.

Okay?

What?

-Do you want to tie the knot? Tie the knot?

-Get engaged? -Is it a ring?

Had to make one out of foreskin. I hope that is okay.

-You dont want to? I understand ... Yes, yes. I want to.

-So we are engaged? -Yes.

Oh hell ...

-Hey, love. Did you have a nice day? -Liv. You came back.

What is the law maker doing here? Hello, by the way.

We have been figuring out my rights.

And it was a lot that was new for me.

You have evicted your wife without a valid reason.

She tried to get Jarl Varg to impregnate her! Thats a valid reason!

I tried? That was abuse. And you didnt lift a finger to help me.

Your case is not looking good, Arvid. But, let go through all the facts.

I feel I have done nothing wrong.

Liv, you tell me that you were living happily with Olvar, the rich farmer that used to live here?

Yes, we had a relationship based on mutual trust and understanding.

We cherished each other and the loved talking to each other.

Right.

Arvid, you cleaved Livs husband in two to claim her and the farm.

Thats right. Completely by the book.

And you punched Livs best friend in the face so her nose got disfigured?

Yes, but she deserved it.

And while your best friend was close to death -

- you squirted penis milk into his wife -

- so that Hildur now is pregnant with your child?

And you cheated on Liv with Frøya, a relationship based on animal attraction?

We have feelings for one another.

You know what? Everything points toward that you have crossed the line.

I am really really disappointed. This isnt honorable.

You owe Liv a huge apology.

Loke.

I am sorry I got you all whipped.

Really, its a cool thing we all can look back at and laugh of.

-That will bind us closer together. Sure, Orm.

Anyway - My throat screams for a horn of mead or two.

What do you say, guys? And girl?

I think I have to get home.

There wont be any Friday-Mead for me.

I want to celebrate our comraderie at the end of the working week.

We work every day, all year, so for us the week is never over.

-It only goes on. -Some other day.

-Tomorrow? Or maybe a bit later.

-Lets figure it out later. -I dont want to lock my plans.

But we will do it this .... Or next week=?

-Yes, what is it? -Liv?

Yes. -Yes, what is it? -Liv?

Yes.

-So you arent coming back? -Thats right.

-Is Arvid there? The chief doesnt want to be disturbed.

So just stand guard, or what ever you are doing.

You should lay really low. Fornicating your way up the system.

And your style. 791, called and wants it back.

-What are you saying? -Its better if I tell you straight.

Not to be cruel, but you look like a simple trail whore.

Com one. Kill the chieftans wife and become lawless.

I will sit in Valhalla and enjoy myself watching you being chased like a dog.

-Who was that? -A skank who came to the wrong door.

Wrong door? There are five houses in Norheim.

The only thing I know is that there was an extremely trashy whore lady that had the wrong door.

-Where is he? -He should have been here by now.

He is usually on time. He comes highly recommended.

If anyone can steal that map its him.

Even if your title is Master thief you should be on time. If anyone can steal that map its him.

Even if your title is Master thief you should be on time.

I always look at my wrist when I am waiting for someone.

What is that?

Its a coffin that got delivered earlier today.

But I have no idea whats inside it.

A fantastic trick!

Troll in a box. Soon the map of the West -

- will be mine!

Ok, people. Big day.

We are going to do something that no chieftain in Norheim has done in generations.

We are going to collect taxes. Or extortion money.

-Isnt that Jarl Vargs thing? -Yes. We are going to collect taxes. Or extortion money.

-Isnt that Jarl Vargs thing? -Yes.

But that privilege belongs to the mightiest chieftain.

And as it stands, thats me.

Yes, I'm back. Havent you told people that your wife is back?

No. I think I might have told a few ...

No.

You should keep your cock hungry fingers away.

And with cock hungry I mean that you shouldnt be touching Arvid downstairs. On his cock.

- I understood, Liv. -Good.

As first lady I command that you watch those fingers.

They are Lokes fingers. Shady and infamous, -

- on a constant hunt for erectile tissue, bodily openings and crevices.

-Have a nice trip, honey. -Thank you.

Sorry. She just suddenly came back.

And the law maker is saying that she has the law on her side.

I dont know what I can do about it.

-You know you have an extra responsibility? -Yes. Or, what do you mean?

You know full well how incredible you look, -

- and you just think everything will sort it self out.

I dont know.

It is a responsibility to look the way you do -

- with that perfect body.

Well, I have a pretty nice face, but I do have a lot of troubles with a crooked back.

It makes me look fat, so I am not completely perfect.

Anyways, it was nice being engaged to you. Really nice.

That was ten nice hours.

I think we should take a break. I need to think.

Isnt a break the same as splitting up?

-How does this sum up? -I dont know. You are married.

Maybe you should think some as well. On how you are going to handle things.

Put it there. Everything is going out.

Uæ ... Throw it there.

-Hello, Hildur. -Liv, how nice.

I have been so worried for you.

-Isnt that my cape and my fur? -Yes. You are moving out.

No, me and the prince heir will live in the longhouse.

.-The plans have changed. -Then we will wait until Arvid comes home.

I am the first lady. I command that you forget this warm nice house -

- and move into tent or shelter or something.

Couldnt you just go get eaten by a wolf? Everything was better without you.

Unlike you, who have kissed your way to influence -

- I have earned it. And now I am back.

This time I wont make a fool of my self.

So you can give birth to that bastard a long way from here.

You can go foster that bastard egg a long way from here! With all due respect.

-Be welcome, Eigil. -Chieftain Arvid. Welcome.

-What is the reason for this visit? -I have heard a lot about your farm.

I wanted to see it with my own eyes. A very nice place.

Yes, life plays with us here.

I have to admit that I havent really liked you -

- since that episode with my twin brother.

Yes, that was unfortunate. But that is the rules.

Because you arent planning to challenge me to a duel?

-No, not at all. -Thats good.

It was an traumatic experience burying Oddvar.

It was like there was two bodies. He was completely split in two.

-That kind of thing scars a man. -I understand, Egil.

Anyways, we are here to implement something called protection money.

Which works like this. People with power, like us -

- offer to protect people that are powerless, like you.

What a fantastic concept.

That wasnt what I was expecting to hear, -

- not after you cleaved my brother in half just to get some pussy.

No, it was for the farm.

But this is about you paying us money so we dont attack you.

-Why would you attack us? -Well, if you dont pay.

I dont understand.

-Yes, that is the concept,. -Yes...

We'll have a look, and see what we can find.

To think you just threw out Hildur.

If we are going to get our relationship on track, we cant have her living here.

She is vulnerable when she is pregnant. She can stay here until the baby arrives.

No. That is the recipe for relationship troubles.

Having a horny free whore in the house.

I am not that nice.