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Today, the prosecution calls
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an expert witness
to dismantle my timeline.
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That expert witness?
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Dwayne. My Dwayne.
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He's never let me down before.
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This would be a really bad time
to start.
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CAROL ANNE: Please state
your name and position.
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Dwayne Reed.
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Uh, seated criss-cross applesauce.
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Officer Reed, what is a "rum hole"?
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[LAUGHS] Sorry. Rum hole's a funny word.
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You mind if I call it a hooch tube?
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The People do mind.
Just tell us what a rum hole is.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
It's a, uh, secret passageway
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used to transport illegal liquor
and avoid detection.
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The Pecks were rum runners
up until the 1970s.
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And how did you find this rum hole?
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Terrifying. Yet, fun as heck.
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[SCREAMING]
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So, the defense's rum hole...
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Now I prefer the word "hooch tube."
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[SPEAKS INAUDIBLY]
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Fine. The defendant's hooch tube
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went from the murder pool,
where the victim was struck,
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down to the murder river,
where the victim was killed.
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Now, how long would it take
to travel that distance?
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It's impossible to say.
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According to your body-cam footage,
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it took you 2 minutes and 3 seconds.
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The defense timeline says
Lavinia had 15 minutes.
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That's a lot more
than 2 minutes, isn't it?
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I was told there'd be no math
on this testify.
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Officer Reed, in your expert opinion,
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is there any chance Lavinia Peck-Foster
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did not murder her husband?
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I would not say that.
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Officer Reed, you are under oath.
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You tell me right now,
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did Lavinia
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kill her husband or not?
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She did! She killed him bad!
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[GASPS]
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No further questions!
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Wait, wait!
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Wait, wait!
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[CRYING] This is a damn witch hunt!
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And I'm not talking about
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the actual Witch Hunt of 1994
when the crops failed
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and the Martin twins got exactly
what was coming to them.
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This walking traffic cone
is manipulating this court.
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My name has been dragged through the mud
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like a Reed through a hooch tube
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and I will not stand for it!
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I will not stand...
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[SPECTATORS GASP]
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[SPECTATORS MURMURING]
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The defendant rests.
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Well, that was a complete Reed show!
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If I were wearing my slapping gloves,
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you'd be tasting
fresh peacock skin by now.
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Here. I brought you a gift.
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It's a scented candle.
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Oh. Thank you.
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Wow. "Made in West Germany."
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It's the best Germany.
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So they say.
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Listen, today was rough,
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but we still have hundreds of suspects
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from the party to talk to.
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What about Edgar's apprentice, Amanda?
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They had a dalliance.
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Did you two ever "wokka, wokka, wokka"?
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Yes. We had sex.
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Yes. We know they slept together.
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He was [BLEEP] her?!
You said they had a dalliance!
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- I meant a kerfuffle!
- Mm!
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Amanda had an alibi.
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She was working that night.
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My team checked her out.
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Is that the same team that dallianced us
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on the stand today?
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Dwayne can be a major-league
dalliance-up.
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- Hmm.
- But he's also my right-hand man.
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Well, your right hand
fingered me in court!
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We need to choose our words better.
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You need to get rid of that Reed.
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I can't fire Dwayne.
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He's my lead investigator,
and I trust him.
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Both of our lives
are on the line, Lawyer.
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I could end up rotting in jail
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while you're tied to a stake
and tossed into Peck Canyon.
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This isn't West Germany, Lawyer.
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They will kill you.
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You need to pick a side.
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Peck or Reed.
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- Right now?
- Soon.
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How do I fire Dwayne?
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He was the first guy I met here.
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I'm your lead investigator!
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He would do anything for me.
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[SCREAMING]
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I don't like this!
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[GRUNTS]
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[BLEEP]
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I have to keep my emotions out of it.
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My job is to save my client's life.
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That's more important than friendship.
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DWAYNE: You wanted to see me?
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Yeah. Have a seat.
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This is very hard for me to say.
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Oh, just do what I do.
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Sound it out in your head.
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That way you don't get... embarrassed.
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We can't work together
on this case anymore.
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Can't say I didn't see this coming.
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You can visit all you you want,
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but you should probably
clear out your stuff
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- by end of day.
- Dwayne...
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you're fired.
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You're firing me?
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I'm sorry, but I have to do
what's best for the case.
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I didn't even want to take
this case in the first place!
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The least you could do is let me quit!
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Fine. You can quit.
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I don't want to quit! I love it here!
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I'm sorry. And after the case is over...
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No, I...
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It's okay.
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I know the drill.
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??
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Hey, buddy. I just wanted to
see how you were holding up.
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DWAYNE: [ CRYING] It hurts!
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It hurts so bad!
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[ DIAL TONE]
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The mailbox you have called is full.
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- Hey, Anne.
- The entire office is freaking out
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that you're going to fire them.
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It's just you and me here.
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I'm just saying, morale is really low.
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You should give a speech.
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Okay.
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Everyone, gather around!
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I know that there has been
a lot of whispering
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around the water cooler
about layoffs and such,
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but everyone's job is safe.
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Well, good.
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'Cause the office Christmas
party would've been a bummer.
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Mm.
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NINA: Today on "M-Towne,"
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the defense team reacts to a shake-up.
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Darkness surrounds me.
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OFFICER ON RADIO: Bank robbery in
progress at 2nd and Thornwell!
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Officer down!
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Yep. Officer very down!
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JOSH: So, our timeline's in tatters
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and I had to fire Dwayne.
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Sure. Things seem bad.
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But, you know, it's East Peck.
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Everything seems bad at first.
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Our last hope is to find a new suspect,
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which means I need to interview
every last guest from the Gala.
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No matter how unhelpful.
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The only thing I killed at that
party was 40 shrimp, okay?
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You have said that about six times.
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It's true. 4-0, baby.
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[LAUGHING] 4-0!
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4-0! Whoo-hoo!
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Hi. Do you have an appointment?
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No, but I have important information
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about the Edgar Foster murder.
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Oh. We're not taking walk-ins.
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We're shorthanded.
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My boss fired half the staff.
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Uh, what kind of information
do you have?
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Well, I saw who murdered Edgar Foster.
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It was... [KNOCK ON WINDOW]
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Oh!
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4-0!
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Whoo!
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Why don't we talk in my office?
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All right.
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So, I was at the Gala
and I had to use the restroom.
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And the Houseboy said
I could just use the pool...
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Oh!
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- Speed past that part, please.
- Oh.
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So, I got to the pool house,
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and I saw Edgar arguing with this man.
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Then the man hit Edgar
and Edgar just dropped.
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And then the man turned, so I ran.
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And I've been running ever since.
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This wasn't the man, was it?
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No, that's Lavinia with a mustache.
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The man I saw had alabaster hair.
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Good morning, Lavinia.
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I hope you don't mind.
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I'm having a light breakfast.
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I'd offer you some,
but I'm sure you're stuffed
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from eating so much [BLEEP]
in the courtroom.
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You should know I fired Dwayne.
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- Oh, Lawyer!
- [FORK CLATTERS]
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Oh! Lawyer, oh!
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I'm so happy! I'm so happy! Oh!
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I do have some more good news.
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We have a new witness.
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Your Houseboy confirms
he saw her at the party
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and she has a very detailed
recollection.
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Also, you must clean your pool.
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Wonderful!
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I have the perfect gift for you.
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Hmm.
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[HUMMING]
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No.
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Your very own slapping gloves.
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Hmm.
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Don't know what to say.
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Except no.
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Try them.
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Slap yourself.
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Here you go. Slap it.
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I'd rather... Slap it!
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Harder.
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And, Ms. Clipf,
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can you describe the person
you saw strike Edgar?
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He had alabaster hair.
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He! My client is clearly not a he.
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What did the man
with the alabaster hair,
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who is not my client,
say as he struck Edgar Foster?
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"I'm not your brother!
I'm not your friend!"
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And then came the mighty blow and I ran.
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And I've been running ever since.
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No further questions.
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Brava, Lawyer! Brava.
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- Little kiss. Kissy-kiss.
- No. No.
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Kiss it! Kiss it!
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Ms. Clipf, are you a fan of "M-Towne"?
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Oh, I've never missed an episode.
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- I'm obsessed. [LAUGHS]
- May I play something for you then?
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??
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MAN: "I'm not your brother
and I'm not your friend!"
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Then came the mighty blow and I ran.
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NINA: And he's been running ever since.
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That was from an episode of
"M-Towne, Season One: Detroit,"
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called "The Alabaster Bastard."
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Objection...
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Spoilers.
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Your Honor, this woman
was not a witness,
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but instead, an "M-Towne" obsessed loon
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looking for 15 minutes of fame.
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And to get back at my ex
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who said I would never
amount to anything.
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Well [BLEEP] you, Barrel Peters!
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[SPECTATORS MURMURING]
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Take me back!
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Barrel!
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[WHISPERS] Josh?
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I told you no walk-ins.
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In hindsight, I probably
should've listened to "M-Towne."
262
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,784
Uh!
263
00:10:44,307 --> 00:10:46,149
MAN: Stake coming through!
264
00:10:53,615 --> 00:10:56,275
I can't believe this is how it ends.
265
00:10:56,498 --> 00:10:57,831
I'm not giving up on you.
266
00:10:57,833 --> 00:11:00,233
Lawyer, there's so much I haven't done.
267
00:11:00,876 --> 00:11:02,894
I've never ridden in a hot air balloon.
268
00:11:03,553 --> 00:11:06,539
I've never made love to a full-size man.
269
00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,041
Okay, that's probably enough
right there.
270
00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,443
Promise me if I'm convicted...
271
00:11:10,445 --> 00:11:13,646
- I... I can't do that.
- ...you will beg the court
272
00:11:13,648 --> 00:11:16,783
to give me one last
hot air balloon ride.
273
00:11:16,785 --> 00:11:19,052
Oh. Okay.
274
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,703
Then...
275
00:11:21,423 --> 00:11:22,889
you'll [BLEEP] me.
276
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,771
- You're drunk, Lavinia.
- No, you're...
277
00:11:25,527 --> 00:11:26,593
I need to sit down.
278
00:11:26,595 --> 00:11:28,828
Yes. Why don't you just lie down?
279
00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:29,863
Here.
280
00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:31,097
- Lawyer?
- Mm-hmm?
281
00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:33,776
Do you have children or are you barren?
282
00:11:34,006 --> 00:11:35,535
Well, I'm... I'm not barren.
283
00:11:35,537 --> 00:11:37,470
In fact, there's a one-in-six chance
284
00:11:37,472 --> 00:11:39,706
that I might have
a little baby lawyer coming.
285
00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,443
Promise me that you will have children.
286
00:11:44,475 --> 00:11:49,682
The world would be a much better
place with more of you.
287
00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:51,310
[SNIFFLES]
288
00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:52,752
Thank you, Lavinia.
289
00:11:52,961 --> 00:11:55,121
Spread your seed, Lawyer!
290
00:11:55,123 --> 00:11:56,756
Like a gardener.
291
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,725
Oh, they [BLEEP] everything.
292
00:11:58,727 --> 00:12:00,093
I'm gonna lie down.
293
00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,556
Yeah, yeah.
294
00:12:02,564 --> 00:12:05,832
One of the secretaries
had too much to drink at lunch.
295
00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:08,535
Also, I have Josh for Secret Santa.
296
00:12:08,537 --> 00:12:09,702
Well, who'd Josh get?
297
00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,905
I don't know, but I hope it's not me.
298
00:12:12,382 --> 00:12:13,981
Dwayne!
299
00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:17,242
No! No!
300
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:18,678
This is a professional visit.
301
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:21,681
I'm here in my capacity
as an EPPD Officer.
302
00:12:22,741 --> 00:12:23,850
I totally understand.
303
00:12:23,852 --> 00:12:25,451
Per police protocol,
304
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,755
I am unable to share evidence
with civilians.
305
00:12:29,602 --> 00:12:31,558
Such as this thumb drive,
306
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:34,761
which may or may not contain
an EPPD intake video
307
00:12:34,763 --> 00:12:36,162
from the night of the Gala.
308
00:12:36,164 --> 00:12:39,054
So, which is it? Should we watch or not?
309
00:12:39,079 --> 00:12:41,280
We don't have time for this [BLEEP]
310
00:12:42,826 --> 00:12:44,292
Edgar's assistant.
311
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:47,695
Amanda was picked up for
driving drunk on Big Peck Drive,
312
00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,465
the only road leaving Peck Gardens,
313
00:12:49,490 --> 00:12:51,394
around the time Edgar was killed.
314
00:12:52,707 --> 00:12:55,003
I'm not drunk. I can't drink right now.
315
00:12:55,005 --> 00:12:56,738
Then why were you driving recklessly?
316
00:12:56,740 --> 00:12:58,139
I was upset.
317
00:12:58,141 --> 00:13:00,143
I'd just had a fight
with my old boss and...
318
00:13:00,168 --> 00:13:01,401
[ RETCHES]
319
00:13:02,071 --> 00:13:03,144
[RETCHES]
320
00:13:03,146 --> 00:13:05,146
Oh! Jesus, Dwayne!
321
00:13:05,148 --> 00:13:07,715
That's happened all three times
I've watched this!
322
00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,832
Okay, wait, she got in a fight
with her old boss,
323
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,943
who was Edgar.
324
00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:13,068
Then she threw up but wasn't drinking.
325
00:13:14,824 --> 00:13:16,624
What if Amanda was pregnant?
326
00:13:16,626 --> 00:13:17,718
??
327
00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:24,632
So, you boys want to know about
one of my patients?
328
00:13:24,634 --> 00:13:26,835
Yes. Amanda Silva?
329
00:13:27,468 --> 00:13:28,483
Breed?
330
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,938
That's what we're trying to find out.
331
00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:31,239
She's a human.
332
00:13:31,241 --> 00:13:32,774
Now, I know that federal law
prevents you
333
00:13:32,776 --> 00:13:34,108
from disclosing personal information...
334
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:37,979
Amanda Silva, social 987-65-4329,
335
00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:40,034
VISA ending in 2889.
336
00:13:40,059 --> 00:13:41,646
Not a virgin, that's for sure.
337
00:13:41,844 --> 00:13:44,318
Aw, is that little guy a dachshund?
338
00:13:45,135 --> 00:13:46,187
I can't tell you that.
339
00:13:46,189 --> 00:13:49,067
We take doctor/pet
confidentiality very seriously.
340
00:13:49,326 --> 00:13:50,692
But obviously not.
341
00:13:51,048 --> 00:13:52,360
Can we come back to Amanda?
342
00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:54,028
Well, the chlamydia did.
343
00:13:54,939 --> 00:13:57,131
And it looks like she came in
on October 12th
344
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,734
for a pregnancy test,
which came out positive.
345
00:14:01,001 --> 00:14:03,104
October 12th was the night of the Gala!
346
00:14:03,106 --> 00:14:04,906
- Our theory checks out.
- Hold on.
347
00:14:04,908 --> 00:14:08,176
A week later, we realized it
was a false positive due to...
348
00:14:10,053 --> 00:14:11,139
doctor error.
349
00:14:11,164 --> 00:14:12,747
Turns out, she just had a bad flu.
350
00:14:12,749 --> 00:14:14,315
Well, no harm, no foul.
351
00:14:14,452 --> 00:14:17,487
Remember, we're just here
to question her.
352
00:14:17,854 --> 00:14:20,221
EPPD! Open the door!
353
00:14:20,223 --> 00:14:21,956
Dwayne! God!
354
00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,574
Sorry, Josh. You know I'm a
355
00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:25,927
shoot-doors-first,
open-doors-later kind of guy.
356
00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:27,262
[GROANS]
357
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,728
Amanda?
358
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,823
[GASPS]
359
00:14:31,676 --> 00:14:33,525
Oh, my!
360
00:14:33,803 --> 00:14:35,236
Oh!
361
00:14:37,357 --> 00:14:38,907
She's dead.
362
00:14:38,909 --> 00:14:40,942
Oh, my God.
363
00:14:40,944 --> 00:14:42,926
Oh... [LAUGHING]
364
00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:47,749
I'm sorry, Josh.
365
00:14:47,751 --> 00:14:49,350
You know I laugh inappropriately
366
00:14:49,352 --> 00:14:52,595
but this dead girl
is pretty inappropriate!
367
00:14:55,759 --> 00:14:57,859
Oh, God! I shot her!
368
00:14:57,861 --> 00:14:59,160
They taught us this at the academy.
369
00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:01,663
I got to make it look
like she shot first.
370
00:15:02,131 --> 00:15:03,321
Somebody shoot me.
371
00:15:03,346 --> 00:15:05,266
- I'll do it.
- No! No!
372
00:15:05,359 --> 00:15:08,036
- Stop shooting each other!
- Oh.
373
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,588
I think this was a suicide.
374
00:15:09,613 --> 00:15:12,140
Oh. She left a note.
375
00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:14,842
Oh, this is so sad.
376
00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,177
[LAUGHING]
377
00:15:17,407 --> 00:15:18,886
This is a confession.
378
00:15:20,632 --> 00:15:22,077
She killed Edgar.
379
00:15:22,883 --> 00:15:24,209
Then killed herself.
380
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:26,808
It's over.
381
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:28,934
Ah! Ahh!
382
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,925
Dwayne, what the [BLEEP]
383
00:15:30,927 --> 00:15:32,160
Josh, I'm sorry.
384
00:15:32,162 --> 00:15:33,695
There was a round in the chamber.
385
00:15:33,697 --> 00:15:35,487
That's the only way I know
how to get it out.
386
00:15:35,797 --> 00:15:36,777
[LAUGHING]
387
00:15:37,857 --> 00:15:40,024
It's all safe now.
388
00:15:45,158 --> 00:15:47,074
"...which is why I killed Edgar.
389
00:15:47,844 --> 00:15:51,490
The guilt is too much
for me to stay in this world.
390
00:15:51,657 --> 00:15:52,952
God forgive me.
391
00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:56,765
Respectfully yours, Amanda Silva."
392
00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:58,225
[SPECTATORS GASP]
393
00:16:00,687 --> 00:16:02,587
When Amanda thought she was pregnant,
394
00:16:02,589 --> 00:16:04,956
she went to the Peck Gala
to confront Edgar.
395
00:16:04,958 --> 00:16:07,739
Clearly, she did not like
the way he took the news.
396
00:16:07,898 --> 00:16:09,788
She grabbed the Jessup clock
397
00:16:09,813 --> 00:16:12,106
and struck him in the head,
knocking him out!
398
00:16:12,107 --> 00:16:15,067
She panicked,
threw the body down the rum hole
399
00:16:15,351 --> 00:16:17,151
where he drowned in the Peck River.
400
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:19,290
She got in her car to go
and retrieve the body,
401
00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:20,980
was pulled over for reckless driving.
402
00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:23,161
Upon being released by the police,
403
00:16:23,163 --> 00:16:25,296
she returns to the body in the river,
404
00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:29,868
realizes her only option
is to frame Lavinia,
405
00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,837
and so then
placed the body in a suitcase
406
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,346
and planted it in my client's trunk.
407
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:37,993
Wow.
408
00:16:38,393 --> 00:16:39,866
The perfect crime.
409
00:16:40,894 --> 00:16:42,533
Given this signed confession,
410
00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:47,185
the defense asks for
an immediate not guilty verdict.
411
00:16:48,522 --> 00:16:49,954
Hasn't my client been through enough?
412
00:16:49,956 --> 00:16:51,456
I have. [CRYING]
413
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:54,415
The Michael Jackson drugs
won't get me to sleep anymore.
414
00:16:55,541 --> 00:16:56,807
[SPEAKS INAUDIBLY]
415
00:17:00,167 --> 00:17:02,333
CAROL ANNE: As a mother,
it is important to demonstrate
416
00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:05,270
not only how to win,
but how to lose with grace.
417
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:08,849
I need to be a role model
and show poise and dignity.
418
00:17:10,486 --> 00:17:12,343
But not for at least another month.
419
00:17:12,345 --> 00:17:14,279
You know she [BLEEP] did it!
420
00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:15,880
Look at her [BLEEP] face,
little [BLEEP] sitting there!
421
00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:17,482
Oh, you think, oh,
maybe she didn't [BLEEP] do it!
422
00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:21,019
Look at her [BLEEP] guilty face
grinning [BLEEP] ear-to-ear!
423
00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,987
Because she murdered him!
424
00:17:22,989 --> 00:17:24,055
Get the [BLEEP] off me.
425
00:17:24,057 --> 00:17:25,123
Y'all can [BLEEP]
426
00:17:25,125 --> 00:17:27,158
Suck all [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
427
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,426
Suck my [BLEEP]
428
00:17:29,996 --> 00:17:31,757
[SPEAKING INAUDIBLY]
429
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,868
Not guilty.
430
00:17:37,568 --> 00:17:39,170
Not guilty! Not guilty!
431
00:17:39,172 --> 00:17:40,951
- I heard him! I heard him!
- [LAUGHS]
432
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,308
We did it! Now, let's go celebrate
433
00:17:43,310 --> 00:17:45,143
in that hot air balloon
like you promised!
434
00:17:45,145 --> 00:17:46,553
- No, I didn't...
- Yeah, you did!
435
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:48,313
I didn't... I didn't promise that!
436
00:17:48,315 --> 00:17:49,506
Oh, thank you!
437
00:17:49,531 --> 00:17:50,681
Danke!
438
00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,085
JOSH: Things turned around
pretty quickly for us.
439
00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:56,078
? If you can take it ?
440
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,494
? Then she can shake it ?
441
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,696
[CHANTING "GO, ANNE!]
442
00:18:01,698 --> 00:18:03,365
? If you can move it ?
443
00:18:03,367 --> 00:18:04,933
[CHANTING "GO, DWAYNE!"]
444
00:18:04,935 --> 00:18:06,568
? Then she can move it ?
445
00:18:06,570 --> 00:18:09,237
[CHANTING "GO, JOSH!"]
446
00:18:09,239 --> 00:18:12,674
? But you're moving too much for me ?
447
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:16,225
? See and your grooving
is affecting me ?
448
00:18:16,250 --> 00:18:18,847
Was it risky defending
the most beloved woman in town?
449
00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:21,294
Yeah, it was.
450
00:18:22,199 --> 00:18:23,543
But if you're gonna be a good lawyer,
451
00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:24,734
you have to take risks.
452
00:18:24,759 --> 00:18:26,793
[CHANTING "GO, JOSH!"]
453
00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:28,196
- Ohh!
- [BLEEP]
454
00:18:29,244 --> 00:18:31,153
Plus, I knew Lavinia didn't do it.
455
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:37,462
And the best part of all,
I rehired my right-hand man.
456
00:18:40,144 --> 00:18:41,934
The Dream Team is back together.
457
00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:44,292
Undefeated.
458
00:18:48,845 --> 00:18:50,341
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
459
00:18:53,906 --> 00:18:55,499
Thank you, Peckers!
460
00:18:55,828 --> 00:18:57,194
Hi, darling!
461
00:18:57,577 --> 00:18:58,848
Lawyer.
462
00:19:01,786 --> 00:19:03,385
I don't know what to say.
463
00:19:03,593 --> 00:19:05,507
You're everything I hoped you'd be.
464
00:19:05,762 --> 00:19:07,595
Loyal and trustworthy.
465
00:19:07,597 --> 00:19:08,897
That's very kind.
466
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:12,131
- Steady. Fast. Steadfast.
- Thank you.
467
00:19:12,177 --> 00:19:15,008
Bold. Beautiful. Young. Restless.
468
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:16,466
Those are just words now.
469
00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:19,874
Mostly, I want to tell you that
470
00:19:19,899 --> 00:19:22,132
you're the first man in my life
who hasn't abandon me.
471
00:19:22,274 --> 00:19:24,353
And I'm... I'm...
472
00:19:26,572 --> 00:19:28,239
I want to thank you.
473
00:19:28,352 --> 00:19:29,541
I know.
474
00:19:29,581 --> 00:19:32,299
If this were a different time
and you were a little younger,
475
00:19:32,324 --> 00:19:34,625
I'd have you wearing me
like a hat tonight.
476
00:19:34,725 --> 00:19:37,367
Anyway, I brought you something.
477
00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:39,918
It's nothing important like money,
478
00:19:40,648 --> 00:19:42,697
but it does come from the heart, Lawyer.
479
00:19:43,802 --> 00:19:44,961
Thank you, Lavinia.
480
00:19:45,326 --> 00:19:46,433
If you'd care to join me,
481
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,091
I'm going to have a bottle of absinthe,
482
00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:49,366
see what happens.
483
00:19:49,391 --> 00:19:51,325
I'm not wearing you home like a hat.
484
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:52,628
Someone will.
485
00:19:59,483 --> 00:20:00,715
NINA: Congratulations!
486
00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:02,584
- Hey, thank you!
- You, too.
487
00:20:02,586 --> 00:20:04,081
Great season of "M-Towne."
488
00:20:04,106 --> 00:20:05,176
People keep saying.
489
00:20:05,201 --> 00:20:06,855
I swear that I'm gonna listen.
490
00:20:06,857 --> 00:20:09,724
It's just that I have this
90-second commute to work.
491
00:20:09,726 --> 00:20:11,953
Well, it was really great meeting you.
492
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,762
And I want to say
I think it was really smart
493
00:20:13,764 --> 00:20:15,702
we didn't cross any boundaries
during the case.
494
00:20:15,727 --> 00:20:17,092
It would've been unprofessional.
495
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,184
Yeah, I, uh... I totally agree.
496
00:20:21,338 --> 00:20:23,951
The case is over
and I'm leaving tomorrow.
497
00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,216
Mm-hmm.
498
00:20:25,314 --> 00:20:26,446
Want to get weird?
499
00:20:26,471 --> 00:20:27,945
- Super weird.
- [LAUGHS]
500
00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:29,702
Let me just close my tab.
501
00:20:29,727 --> 00:20:31,679
Okay, I just have
a final interview with Lavinia,
502
00:20:31,681 --> 00:20:33,548
and then we can get going.
503
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:35,090
Yes! Totally! Take your time.
504
00:20:35,165 --> 00:20:36,875
No rush at all. I'm cool.
505
00:20:37,171 --> 00:20:38,270
Cucumber city.
506
00:20:38,295 --> 00:20:39,933
Ride the pickle. [LAUGHS]
507
00:20:39,958 --> 00:20:41,024
Yes.
508
00:20:41,291 --> 00:20:42,457
[LAUGHS]
509
00:20:43,012 --> 00:20:44,226
[BLEEP]
510
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,114
"Thank you, Josh.
511
00:20:51,225 --> 00:20:52,439
You saved my life.
512
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:54,098
I'm forever in your debt.
513
00:20:54,233 --> 00:20:55,418
Respectfully...
514
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,283
respectfully..."
515
00:20:57,674 --> 00:21:00,675
POISSON: Lavinia has
a rather distinct style.
516
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:03,018
Notice her use of the Royal R.
517
00:21:04,554 --> 00:21:05,730
No, no, no, no.
518
00:21:10,587 --> 00:21:12,487
No, no.
519
00:21:12,489 --> 00:21:13,855
No.
520
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:16,829
??
521
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,186
Holy [BLEEP] she did it.
522
00:21:23,868 --> 00:21:25,067
[GASPS]
523
00:21:25,502 --> 00:21:32,149
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