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Hyah.
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Hyah.
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Hyah.
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We're behind schedule.
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Hold it right here.
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It's a good thingyou didn't tell us this iswhere you wanted to come.
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Why is that, toad boy?
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Because we wouldn't have.
This place is dangerous.
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There's a legend.Four hundred years ago,
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a ship stopped near hereand left behind a treasure.
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Must be a big treasure for someone
to go to the end of the Earth to hide it.
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And for some gringo to go
just as far to dig it up. Huh?
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You're a smart boy, Miguel.
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And because of that,
I'm gonna let you have
some of what we find.
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Ah, rememberyou say that.
Oh, I will.
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I'm gonna let it have
a little of you too.
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Right about here.
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Tell your men to start
diggin' right here.
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The opening
to the cavern's about two
or three feet down.
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A cavern?
That's what the Indians say.
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The men who came buried
the treasure in a cavern.
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You know,
this thing doesn't look
like a treasure chest, huh?
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Looks more
like a casket.
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You're right again, amigo.
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And inside it is the mostincredible treasurein the whole world.
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Cut the straps.
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Come on.
Open it up.
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What the fuck!
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Boys, meet Lilith.
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That's it?
That's your
goddamn treasure?
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You bet it is.
This here is the most horrible woman
the world has ever known.
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And she's all mine.
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You sick, pathetic,
little piece of shit.
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You drag us all the way
to the end of the Earth
for a fucking stiff?
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�Vamonos!
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This ain't no ordinary stiff,
my friends.
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I've been looking for this
little lady for ten long years.
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I've searched the four
corners of the Earth...
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just
to find her heart...
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so I could give it back
to her.
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Ahh.
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H-How are you doing that?
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What can I say, boys?
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I know howto turn a woman on.
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Damn.That's not supposed to happen.
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Wake up!
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Wake up, you bitch! Shit!
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Wrap her up.
We're taking her with us.
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You sick
piece of shit.
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�Jefe! �Jefe, mira aqu�!
�Ahora! �Aqu� est�!
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- My God, blood. Blood.
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Ay, madrecita.
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Oh, mama!
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- Wh-What is that?
- It's a vampire.
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The mother of all vampires!
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Come to me.
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No! No!
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Chill, baby.
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- What is that?
- You don't get to the movies
too often, do ya?
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- "Movies"?
- It's the only thing
that keeps her in line.
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The blood inside gives
whoever possesses the key
total power over Lilith.
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It doesn't matterwhere the key is.
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In a pocket.
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In a safe.
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Or right in her face.
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Isn't that right, sweetheart?
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- Hey, beautiful,if I give you one more,
- What are you doing?
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- You promise to behave?
- Anything for you, lover.
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You son of a bitch.
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Then she rips his face off,
and she eats him!
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I-I know. It-It doesn't sound
like all that much,
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but it'll do
great business foreign.
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And the cassette...
Believe me.
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You know the last picture
that I directed made a fortune.
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I don't need to tell you
what a piece of shit that was.
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No, you don't. I know
what a piece of shit it was.
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Jack! Jack.
How are you?
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Kudos to you, my friend,
on your promotion.
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We must do lunch.
Must, must, must.
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What a schmuck that guy is.
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When I was still acting
in motion pictures,
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I couldn't get him
to call me back.
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Not a single
goddamn phone call!
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Now, of course,
he'd give his left nut
to work with me.
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And I'd give my left nut
for this lunch to be over.
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Which brings me to why
I've asked you here today.
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You and I have been friends
for a long time.
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Yes, yes.We have, haven't we?
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Just as wellyou feel that way...
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because I don't think this tomb
is big enough for the both of us.
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Which is why
I would like...
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to propose
a friendly little competition.
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Winner take all.
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You're on, pal.
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One.
Two.
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- Three!
- My rock beats your scissors!
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Give me that hand.
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That didn't hurt one bit.
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You ready for round two?
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Go for it!
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Well, kiddies,
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looks like your pal the Crypt Keeper's
in for the fright of his life.
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Um, I mean death.
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Which is kind of like the man
in tonight's tawdry tale.
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He's about to meetthe ghoul of his dreams...
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in a nasty bitof scarnal knowledge I call...
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Bordello of Blood.
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...for all those who
revere him the most,
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who aren't afraid to say,
"I walk with the Lord."
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That's why everyone here
at the Current World Ministries
has made the Lord's work...
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our number one priority.
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We can't do
this important work...
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Without your
generous donations.
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So get out your checkbooks...
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and help wipe Satan's slimy hold
from the face of mankind.
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The Bible tells us...
Caleb!
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Caleb!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Half the neighborhood
can hear this music!
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Well, I am very sorry.
I must apologize.
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There! That's for the other half.
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Would it kill you
to be considerate
for two seconds of your life?
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Yeah,
it probably would.
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Well, great.
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Keep it down.
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Thanks.
I was going out anyway.
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Where are you going?
You're my sister,
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not my parole officer.
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A parole officer's
exactly what you need.
Fuck you.
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Caleb, look, don't go out looking
for trouble, okay? Stay home. Please?
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Are you afraid that I'm gonna go out
and have some fun, for God's sakes?
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I know what it is.
You're afraid that maybe I'm
gonna be sentenced to hell!
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Well, I got news
for you, sister.
I'm already in hell.
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Shut up!
You shut up.
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Nice shot, dude.
One more, we win.
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Shit! What are you
talking about?
All right.
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Hey, five bucks
if you hit him in the nuts.
Are you serious?
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- What?
- Five bucks in the nuts, man.
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- Hey, six bucks if you don't.
- Six dollars?
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- We got six dollars over here.
- Fuck that. Ten dollars.
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Ten fuckin' dollars.
You got it.
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- Sixteen dollars if you don't.
- Sixteen dollars!
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- That's 16.
- Can you beat it?
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Can you beat it?
That's too rich,
brother.
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- Looks like
we got ourselves a bet.
- Let's go.
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Stick him, baby.
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Let's go, man.
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Son of a bitch!
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Sorry, dude. It slipped.
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Look at it this way, pal.
At least they're paying
for the beers.
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My kids are gonna
have holes in 'em.
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I wish you boys would
stop playing that game.
It's disgusting.
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Why don't you just go out
and get yourselves laid?
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That's not a bad idea.
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Louise, why don't you come over here
and give me a little piece
of what you got goin' on?
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You're a little young
for me, honey.
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Why don't you come back when yougrow some hair on your nuts,and we'll talk about it.
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Oh, my.
Why don't you come look at my nuts?
They're very nice.
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Here's to getting laid, boys.
Sooner or later.
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Here's to gettin' laid
sooner and later.
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Boys, I know a place...
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not too far from here...
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where you can get the best
goddamn piece of ass...
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in the whole
goddamn world.
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They got girlsthat'll do things...
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there aren't even names for.
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Why don't you get fucked?
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I'm talkin' about
gettin' fucked so good...
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you might be ableto crawl homethree days later.
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Okay. Okay.
Sounds pretty intense.
All right, man?
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325 Bowmont.
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Ask for the Cunningham...
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wake!
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You crazy,
bug-eyed motherfucker!
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You better walk away.
I'll kick your ass, man.
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Can you believe this asshole?
He's insane, man.
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He's nuts.
Yo, Caleb.
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Where you goin', man?
Where the fuck you think?
The Cunningham wake.
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- What?
- You pussies comin' or what?
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No. N-No!
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00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,530
What are you doin', man?
The guy's insane.
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"McCutcheon Funeral Home"?
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325 Bowmont.
That's what the guy said.
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You think there's a party
going on inside?
I don't know.
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But if one member
of the Addams Family
opens the door, I'm outta here.
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Come on, try again.
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Hello.
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Can I help you boys?
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- Okay. We're outta here.
- I don't think so.
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Here for the Cunningham wake,
are we?
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Excuse me.
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Nice place. You got
about 10,000 termites
holding hands here?
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I hope you boys
are ready to have fun.
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Just the thought
of all that naked flesh
waiting for you.
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I'd join you myself,
but somebody has
to watch the door.
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Been so busy tonight.
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Yeah, looks like
a packed house to me.
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Yeah.
Come on, boys.
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Keep up, keep up.
This guy's pretty fuckin' creepy.
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Oh, my God.
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It's a necrophiliac's
wet dream.
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Come on, boys.
The girls are waiting.
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Girls.
Girls.
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Come on. Chop, chop.In you go.
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You want us to
get in the coffin?
Yes.
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You're outta your mind,
old man.
Yeah.
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We were gonna take you up,
but, uh, thanks,
we've changed our minds.
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Changed your minds?
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I'm afraid this is
the only way out.
Come along, boys.
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Get with the program.
The party is this way.
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You heard the man.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
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Come, come.
Really.
I insist.
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No, I insist.
Oh, man.
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I don't like this.
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Man, I must
really be horny.
Fuck.
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What a handsome couple
you'll make.
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Down!
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It's dark! Let me out!Let me out of here!
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Let me out of here!
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Let me out! Let me out!
This isn't funny!
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Are we dead yet?
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I think we diedand went to heaven.
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Evening, boys.
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We've been waiting for you.
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Come inside, boy.
Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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Holy shit.
Wow.
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This is deep.
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Hi, boys.
Hi, girl.
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How would you like
to take the skin express
to Tuna Town?
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Well, how do I get
myself a ticket?
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00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,083
Looks like
you already got one.
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It's a very small ticket.
It's a short ride.
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00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,097
It's a ticket.
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00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:26,437
Hey, man. Kill her.
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00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,707
I'm Patrice.
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I want it fast,
and I want it dirty.
I can do that.
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Oh, baby, you're
getting me so hot.
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00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,455
Oh, I don't know
what to do with myself.
242
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,463
Oh, that's a great start.
243
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:05,174
Oh, yeah. Um, do you want me
to take off my clothes too?
244
00:19:07,212 --> 00:19:10,739
Okay.
You've got
nice skin.
245
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,841
Nice hair.
246
00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:14,909
Eh!
247
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,150
Nice blood.
What the hell
did you do that for?
248
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:22,387
'Cause I want to taste
every last bit of you.
249
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:26,488
Um... okay.
250
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,556
Do you mind if I cut in?
251
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:33,602
Who are you?
The name's Lilith.
252
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:38,700
I'm the boss.
Didn't Tallulah explain
how we work here?
No.
253
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:40,938
She gets you ready,
254
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,777
And then I finish you off.
255
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,181
Oh.
So...
256
00:19:46,251 --> 00:19:48,014
are you ready?
257
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,418
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I'm ready.
258
00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:53,424
Come here and show me what you got.
259
00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:55,483
Okay.
260
00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:16,604
Don't eat your heart out, baby.
That's my job.
261
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:23,586
Wow, I guess I finally found a girlwith a little something extra.
262
00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,128
So, what are
your hobbies?
263
00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:48,642
There's something
I need to ask you about. Um...
264
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:52,150
My girls know better thanto talk with their mouth full.
265
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:54,151
Whoa.
266
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:58,019
Two chicks. That's cool.
267
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,684
You care for a little deep throat?
268
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,359
Deputy,
you don't understand.
269
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,422
My brother's been gone
for days.
Ma'am, I understand just fine.
270
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:11,435
Right now,
I'm up to my eyeballs
in missing persons.
271
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:13,437
I'll getto your brother...
272
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,269
after I've gotten
to all these cases first.
273
00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,332
I'm sorry.
That could
take forever.
274
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,709
- Ma'am, I'm sorry.
- Fucking cops are unbelievable.
275
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:25,876
- Great.
- Now that's just ridiculous.
276
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,148
A pretty lady like you
being treated like that.
277
00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:31,917
Excuse me?
I'm sorry.
I couldn't help
overhearing.
278
00:21:31,990 --> 00:21:35,824
My name is,
uh, Rafe Guttman,
Guttman Investigations.
279
00:21:35,894 --> 00:21:38,226
I specialize
in missing persons.
280
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,231
Can I get that back?
281
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,290
I'm savin' trees.
Just doin' my part.
282
00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,767
I have an office.
Maybe you and I
could go talk...
283
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:46,770
Watch what
you're doing, huh?
Rafe Guttman.
284
00:21:46,838 --> 00:21:48,772
We could talk about this.
Unless you want
to stay here...
285
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,469
and let the A-Team get
to your brother's case.
286
00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:55,274
I've had a few run-inswith the cops myself, Miss...
287
00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:57,872
I didn't catch your name.
Verdoux, Katherine.
288
00:21:57,949 --> 00:22:00,110
Look, Mr. Guttman...
Call me Katherine.
289
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,983
I'm not sure that I'm ready
to hire someone right now.
290
00:22:03,055 --> 00:22:06,354
What are you waiting for?
Every minute you delay,
it's harder to find your brother.
291
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,552
You gotta trust me.
I'm an expert.
292
00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:10,561
Well, I guess
it couldn't hurt to talk.
293
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:13,359
Of course it wouldn't.
And I'll be gentle.
294
00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:15,195
And, you know,
I can't believe it,
295
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,497
but I'm actually
going to ask a woman this:
296
00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:20,402
Uh, haven't I met you
somewhere before?
297
00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:23,737
Must be my imagination.
298
00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,902
Well, anyway, we're here.
299
00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:29,344
And I know you're alreadyfeeling a little bit betterabout me, aren't you?
300
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:36,020
Why don't you plunk it down
right over there?
301
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,215
So tell me
about your brother.
302
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,656
We had a fight.
He went out,
and he never came back.
303
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:43,627
That's one hell of a tiff.
304
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:47,859
That sort of stuff
happen all the time?
We argue a lot.
305
00:22:47,933 --> 00:22:52,131
Then he goes out,
gets drunk with his friends,
and usually he comes home.
306
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,229
Yeah, not this time.
307
00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,934
I'll tell ya what,
I'm gonna need the names
of those friends.
308
00:22:57,008 --> 00:22:59,340
I'm gonna need some phone numbers,
some addresses.
309
00:22:59,411 --> 00:23:02,812
Maybe a photo, charcoal rendering.
You got anything like that?
310
00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:06,681
Yeah, I did bring
a picture with me.
311
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:19,656
- What are you lookin' at?
- Uh, your clutch.
I'm a purse freak.
312
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:23,758
I'm looking at you.
I swear to God I know you.
We've never met?
313
00:23:23,835 --> 00:23:27,202
I don't think so.
314
00:23:27,272 --> 00:23:31,265
Well, you know something, dearie,
if it's any consolation to you,
315
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,277
you're just not my type.
316
00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:35,506
That is comforting.
Believe me.
317
00:23:35,580 --> 00:23:40,950
Can I get you something?
Maybe a cookie, popcorn,
a little Prozac, dear?
318
00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:42,680
I'm fine.
319
00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:45,848
So this is your brother.
Jesus Christ.
320
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:49,690
Wow. Same parents?
321
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,286
- Can I keep this?
- Yeah, I suppose so.
322
00:23:52,364 --> 00:23:54,025
I might have to wear this
in a locket.
323
00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:58,001
How much is this gonna cost me?
A hundred and fifty a day,
plus expenses.
324
00:23:58,069 --> 00:24:00,833
Now I know
I made a mistake.
No, come on.
325
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:02,806
Don't club me
with the dramatics.
326
00:24:02,874 --> 00:24:07,277
I've got a half-price sale
this week on missing brothers.
How's that?
327
00:24:07,345 --> 00:24:09,813
Okay.
328
00:24:09,881 --> 00:24:12,281
One sec.
329
00:24:12,350 --> 00:24:15,478
Hello. Guttman Investigations.
You've got Guttman.
330
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,818
What the fuck are you doingcalling me here?
331
00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:21,325
For Christ's sake,
what do you want now?
332
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:26,057
You're reminding me why
being married to you drove me
to the brink of homosexuality.
333
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,567
I'm not hiding out on you!Business has been dreck!
334
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:32,967
I don't care whatyour slimebag lawyer says,I'm not holding out on you!
335
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,506
Don't you get it?
You cleaned me out.
336
00:24:35,574 --> 00:24:37,633
You're a high colonicin a dress!
What a sleaze.
337
00:24:37,709 --> 00:24:40,473
I gotta go.
Fuck you.
338
00:24:40,545 --> 00:24:42,706
Hey, where you goin'?
Somethin' spook you?
339
00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:45,807
No, I'm fine. Don't worry.
I will pay you for your time.
340
00:24:45,884 --> 00:24:48,717
I don't want paid for my time.
I want paid for helping you.
341
00:24:48,787 --> 00:24:52,746
Like it or not, Katherine,
I'm all you've got.
342
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:56,055
I'm gonna win this one
for you, honey.
343
00:24:56,127 --> 00:24:58,061
And you.
344
00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:02,498
You just couldn't possibly
get any cooler, could you?
345
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:04,501
Excuse me?
346
00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:07,402
I am Rafe Guttman.
347
00:25:07,472 --> 00:25:09,497
Guttman Investigations.
348
00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:12,839
There's my card.
349
00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:15,345
Nice card, Rafe.
350
00:25:16,481 --> 00:25:20,110
Let me give you a hand
with your card, Rafe.
All right.
351
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:24,747
Let me put that there for ya.
I'm considering the gauntlet
officially thrown, friend.
352
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:27,553
Yeah.
Listen, uh, you're Zeke,
aren't you?
353
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:30,857
I'm Zeke.
Zeke, I'm looking
for your friend, Caleb.
354
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:35,059
You seen him?
I don't know anyone
named Caleb, Rafe.
355
00:25:35,133 --> 00:25:38,796
You don't know shot selection either.
You really gonna do that?
356
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:41,930
You really thinking of that?
You're gonna pot the cue ball, man.
357
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:46,444
Why don't you go to hell.
Why don't I get out of the way
of the shrapnel.
358
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:52,206
Goddamn it!
What did I tell ya?
359
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,184
What's happening, Tonto?
360
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:56,550
Your shot.
361
00:25:56,621 --> 00:26:00,079
Are you still here, man?
I'm still here,
and that cue ball's still potted.
362
00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:03,457
I see you boys bothhave a nose thing.
363
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,758
Maybe you watch
a little too much QVC, huh?
364
00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:08,094
That's quick.
Fuck you.
365
00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:10,464
Consider me fucked.
366
00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:18,501
What's next on the shit shotagenda here for Zeke?You cannot be serious.
367
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,602
Really, you should think about
putting the three in the...
Look.
368
00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:23,773
- I don't know where Caleb is, all right?
- Uh-huh.
369
00:26:23,848 --> 00:26:27,011
- Him and Reggie,
they went off to get laid.
- Long trip.
370
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,076
Why don't you get the fuck
outta my face, tiger?
371
00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:32,954
I'm there for you, Zekey.
What about you, Stephen Hawking?
372
00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:34,992
You seen Caleb?
You seen his girlfriend?
373
00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:37,722
He ain't got no girlfriend.
No.
374
00:26:37,796 --> 00:26:42,199
They went to a whorehouse.
Oh, you like whorehouses,
don't ya?
375
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:45,498
At this point in your life,
you're pretty much at peace
with having to pay for it.
376
00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:47,595
Hey, you got an addresson that whorehouse?
377
00:26:47,672 --> 00:26:52,166
Um, Bowmont, I think.
Bowmont?You got a number for me?
378
00:26:52,243 --> 00:26:55,371
Come on,squeeze it out.
379
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:58,780
325.
380
00:26:58,850 --> 00:27:00,943
You are making
such progress.
381
00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:04,386
I'm gonna get Nurse Ratched
to notch back on your dosage.
382
00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:08,620
This is real cute.I hate to break it up,but I wanna play some pool here.
383
00:27:08,693 --> 00:27:10,991
Shot number three.
Uh-huh.
384
00:27:11,062 --> 00:27:13,394
- I don't know, man.
- Fuck off!
385
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:17,367
I'm telling you, man,
that's a bad, bad angle.
386
00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:19,960
Oh!
Oh, asshole!
Jeez!
387
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:21,972
Six-pack in the side cleavage.
388
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,338
You know what?
Step outside.
389
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:26,502
You know, Zeke,
not right now.
390
00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,671
Just not in the mood
for a blow job.
391
00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:30,715
I gotta rock, kids.
392
00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:43,353
Oh, Mrs. Johnson,
you were robust, vital.
393
00:27:43,428 --> 00:27:46,192
That's the Mrs. Johnson
I'll remember.
394
00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:52,032
Before the horrid ravagingreduced her to the frail,
395
00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:55,539
the emaciated,
worm-eaten thing...
396
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:58,041
that she became.
It's so fuckin' bright
in here.
397
00:27:58,109 --> 00:28:00,373
Why do they need the lights on?
Let us pay tributeto the Mrs. Johnson...
398
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:04,313
we all knew and loved.
399
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,823
She was a good woman.
400
00:28:12,891 --> 00:28:15,985
Good.
401
00:28:16,061 --> 00:28:18,029
A good three of them.
402
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:20,826
We shall alwaysremember her...
403
00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:24,528
As a heavy weightin our hearts.
404
00:28:28,573 --> 00:28:33,306
Internment will follow
at the Mount Hope Cemetery...
405
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:35,505
in Hemmingford.
406
00:28:43,421 --> 00:28:46,117
Wow.
407
00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:48,489
She was a heavyweight.
408
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,698
Be a friend to Jesus.
409
00:28:53,765 --> 00:28:56,563
It's good to have the Lordas your friend.
410
00:28:56,634 --> 00:29:00,764
God's light shines downupon us all.
411
00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:05,299
That's why I say,
"It's a beautiful day, isn't it?"
412
00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:08,311
I don't mean
just 'cause it's sunny.
413
00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:14,249
I mean... it is...
a beautiful day!
414
00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:21,391
My friends,
415
00:29:21,459 --> 00:29:23,484
a little while ago
I promised you all...
416
00:29:23,561 --> 00:29:26,553
that we would change the world.
417
00:29:26,631 --> 00:29:28,622
Yes, that we...
418
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,032
would make it ready
for the judgment day.
419
00:29:31,102 --> 00:29:33,036
'Cause it's coming.
420
00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:36,369
That's right. Yes.
421
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,807
Yes!
422
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:42,040
It's coming!
Yes, it is!
423
00:29:42,113 --> 00:29:45,207
That's right.Yes!
424
00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,217
It's coming soon.
Hallelujah!
425
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:49,719
Well, now I can tell you all...
426
00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:52,882
that the final battle
is upon us,
427
00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:58,020
that the assault
on sin itself has begun.
428
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:09,838
And when the smoke clears,
429
00:30:09,908 --> 00:30:13,207
is there a doubtin any of your minds who...
430
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:15,576
will be the victor?
431
00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:19,378
Yeah! Testify!
432
00:30:31,963 --> 00:30:34,022
And you...
Do it, Jimmy!
433
00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:36,566
You good people.
434
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:41,196
You, who are the guts
and the organs...
435
00:30:41,272 --> 00:30:44,571
and the heart of the
Jimmy Current World Ministry,
436
00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:46,576
you praise Him!
437
00:30:46,644 --> 00:30:52,514
You will be the ones who will lead
the rest of the Lord's children to glory!
438
00:30:52,584 --> 00:30:56,384
- Glory!
- That's right! I said glory!
439
00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:58,183
Glory! Praise Him!
440
00:30:58,256 --> 00:31:01,589
Yes! I said, "Glory!"
Glory!
441
00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,957
Thanks, boys.
442
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:12,093
That was amazing, J.C.
443
00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,468
Thank you, darlin'.
Bless you.
Reverend?
444
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,700
I have those construction plans
for you to see.
445
00:31:16,774 --> 00:31:19,368
Brother Vincent,I'll look at themin my office.
446
00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:21,378
And you tell that
TelePrompTer operator,
447
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:23,744
he loses me again,
I'm gonna fire his butt.
448
00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:25,783
Lord bless youand keep you.
449
00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:28,546
Lord bless you and keep you.
You got some figures for me?
Yes, I do.
450
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:32,056
For under $5 million, we can
have a Lord's Shopping Network
on air by the end of the year.
451
00:31:32,123 --> 00:31:34,717
I will have all
the product tie-ins
for you by next week.
452
00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:36,760
That's incredible, Katherine.
You're incredible.
453
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,295
Thank you.
454
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:39,990
Katherine.
Hi.
455
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:43,261
This is Rafe Guttman.
He's the man I hired...
456
00:31:43,334 --> 00:31:46,132
to help me
find my brother.
Have you found him yet?
457
00:31:46,204 --> 00:31:48,434
Sorry, Rev,
I'm on her dime, not yours.
458
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:51,236
Oh, I don't have any secrets
from J.C. It's fine.
459
00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:55,245
That's all right.
I got a ton of work
on my desk.
460
00:31:55,313 --> 00:31:57,611
Good to meet you,
Mr. Gutten.
461
00:31:57,682 --> 00:32:01,948
Well, he just radiates
a Christlike glow, doesn't he?
462
00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:04,352
Nice place, Katherine.
463
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:07,949
Sort of like Superman's
dad's joint on Krypton.
464
00:32:08,026 --> 00:32:10,187
Mr. Guttman, have you
found my brother yet?
465
00:32:10,261 --> 00:32:12,695
I haven't made contact,
466
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,028
but I did get a lead on him.
467
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:19,035
He and a friend of his evidently
went to a local whorehouse.
468
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:23,699
- A whorehouse?
- A house inhabited by whores.
469
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:28,439
Okay. Well, I figured it
would be something like that.
470
00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:31,539
Thank you for your time.My checkbook's in my office.
471
00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:33,379
I'll be right back.
472
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:36,352
You know,
I've not nearly finished
my investigation.
473
00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:40,323
If that's where he is,
I'd rather not
know about it.
474
00:32:43,861 --> 00:32:47,228
What is it with these religiosos
that makes 'em so uptight?
475
00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:51,894
That's a shame too
'cause she was hot.
Really hot.
476
00:32:51,970 --> 00:32:56,407
As women of God go,
she was ungodly.
477
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:58,738
You could
always convert.
478
00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:04,180
No, man.
That old-time religion
and sex just don't mix.
479
00:33:04,248 --> 00:33:07,183
Unless, of course,
you're a Catholic priest.
480
00:33:07,251 --> 00:33:09,219
Sex.
481
00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:12,685
You lookin' for sex?
482
00:33:15,093 --> 00:33:19,894
Well, Hop along
chimin' in over there.
483
00:33:19,964 --> 00:33:24,594
I might be.But throw a Bic lighteron that burger first.
484
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:26,603
It's still mooin'.
485
00:33:26,671 --> 00:33:29,606
Didn't I see you
at the funeral today?
486
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:34,941
I know a place
not too far from here...
487
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:39,712
where you can get the best
goddamn piece of ass...
488
00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:43,049
in the whole goddamn world.
489
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:47,353
They got girls that'll do things
there aren't even names for.
490
00:33:47,425 --> 00:33:52,260
You know, you make it sound
really enticing.
491
00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:56,733
325 Bowmont.
492
00:33:56,801 --> 00:34:00,237
Ask for the Cunningham wake.
493
00:34:00,304 --> 00:34:05,139
All right. Thank you.
You loosen that headband, okay?
494
00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:09,168
Oh, you look very lovelytonight, Mrs. Factor.
495
00:34:09,247 --> 00:34:12,808
We're going to have
some wild games tonight.
496
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,682
And I want you
to know something,
Mrs. Factor.
497
00:34:15,753 --> 00:34:20,781
I'm very proud and happy
to have you on my slab.
498
00:34:47,785 --> 00:34:50,549
Whoo!
499
00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:12,843
Lovely perfume.
500
00:35:12,910 --> 00:35:16,676
Who is that?
501
00:35:22,186 --> 00:35:26,452
- Yes?
- I'm here for the Cunningham wake.
502
00:35:26,524 --> 00:35:29,118
I'm afraid the wake
is closed tonight.
Come back tomorrow.
503
00:35:29,193 --> 00:35:32,629
I, uh, really must
pay my respects right now.
504
00:35:32,697 --> 00:35:37,134
Then I suggest
you come back tomorrow.
Maybe you don't understand me.
505
00:35:37,201 --> 00:35:42,195
- I'm feeling excruciatingly sad.
- I'm so sorry.
506
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:46,869
If I don't grieve right now,
maybe even grieve two or three times,
507
00:35:46,944 --> 00:35:49,003
I'm gonna go out of my mind, okay?
508
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,571
I suggest that you go mourn...
509
00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:56,211
somewhere in privatewith a box of tissues.
510
00:36:33,524 --> 00:36:38,052
What else did Vincent tell you?
He told me that you took
good care of the girls...
511
00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:40,461
and that you offer
some kind of benefits.
512
00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,465
Is that true?
513
00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:55,378
There's never any peace.
514
00:37:00,117 --> 00:37:03,143
Hi, I'm here...
The wake is closed tonight,
you little shit.
515
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,314
Come back tomorrow.
But... But I...
516
00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,763
I'm coming to you,
Mrs. Factor.
517
00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:34,685
McCutcheon!
518
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:43,621
McCutcheon?
519
00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:07,150
Ooh! Deadly.
520
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:09,345
McCutcheon!
521
00:38:13,224 --> 00:38:18,491
Wow. Hey, guys, lookin' for a scalpel
for a friend's birthday present.
522
00:38:18,562 --> 00:38:22,328
Seen a salesperson?
No? Okay.
523
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,836
Stealin'
from the dead, huh?
524
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,333
What the hell?
525
00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:35,337
So we have our sunrisesymbolizing faith...
526
00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,677
and the dovesymbolizing good value.
527
00:38:37,748 --> 00:38:42,014
Of course, once we animate it,the dove will appear to flystraight into camera.
528
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,020
I like it.
529
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:46,852
It's simple, clean.
530
00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:51,190
And tasteful.
Don't forget tasteful.
531
00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:55,255
Sorry to disturb you,but I have somethingyou should see.
532
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:58,200
I thought you said
Mr. Guttman had finished
his investigation.
533
00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:00,203
He has finished.
Mr. Guttman...
534
00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:04,469
Mr. Guttman...
your job is done.
535
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:06,476
Now, if you don't leave,
536
00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:08,774
I'll be forced
to have you removed.
537
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:13,249
Fine. Katherine, you should
really take a look at that.
538
00:39:14,485 --> 00:39:17,852
Take care, you two.
539
00:39:17,922 --> 00:39:19,822
Mr. Guttman.
540
00:39:19,890 --> 00:39:22,825
Yes, Miss Verdoux?
Where did you find this?
541
00:39:22,893 --> 00:39:25,453
I found that
at the McCutcheon
Mortuary,
542
00:39:25,529 --> 00:39:27,997
which also happens to be
the McCutcheon Brothel,
543
00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:32,832
where young men
gather to get stiff
amongst the stiffs.
544
00:39:32,903 --> 00:39:36,566
Unfortunately,
most of them end up getting
ripped off or even worse.
545
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:40,508
Why am I telling you that for?
Like you care.
546
00:39:40,578 --> 00:39:42,512
Are you sure about this?
547
00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,673
Maybe we should
call the police.
"We"?
548
00:39:44,749 --> 00:39:47,149
Oh, I'm back
on the team now.
549
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:49,812
Christ, you're so nervous.
You gotta listen to me.
550
00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:52,856
I'm gonna try to be
as discreet as I can, all right?
551
00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:57,383
As far as going to the police,
until we have something solid,
that's a mistake.
552
00:39:57,461 --> 00:39:59,929
I'm staking out
the mortuary tonight.
553
00:39:59,997 --> 00:40:02,056
You have to trust me, okay?
554
00:40:11,609 --> 00:40:14,578
Hey! Hey!Captain Moped, wait up!
555
00:40:17,448 --> 00:40:20,383
Hey, hey,
what's happenin',
wild thing?
556
00:40:20,451 --> 00:40:23,716
You're lookin' cool tonight.
You must know Mickey Rourke.
557
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:26,222
Mind if I ask you
a few questions?
Here's my card.
558
00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:30,283
My name is Rafe Guttman.
I'm-I'm out of cards.
559
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:39,534
Oh. Here to try
your luck again?
560
00:40:39,603 --> 00:40:43,437
I've got good news for you,
but I'm afraid there's only room for one.
561
00:40:43,507 --> 00:40:45,441
This way, young man.
Sorry, kid.
562
00:40:45,509 --> 00:40:47,340
Hey, wait a second!
563
00:40:47,411 --> 00:40:49,402
You'll wait right here.
You got me?
564
00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:59,612
So this is my pathway
to paradise, huh?
Oh, yes.
565
00:40:59,690 --> 00:41:04,024
And the girls
are waiting for you.
Ah, the girls.
566
00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:06,858
Let them eat a guy named Cake.
567
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:11,698
They also like crumpet too.
568
00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:39,721
Guess where you've
just landed, lover?
569
00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:43,028
Uh, Larry Flynt's id?
570
00:41:50,774 --> 00:41:53,902
Vegetarian.
Another vegetarian.
571
00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:55,912
I hate vegetarians.
572
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:58,244
Here, baby,
this Bud's for you.
573
00:41:58,315 --> 00:42:01,716
Mm-hmm.
Yummy.
574
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:09,552
We have a little problem
upstairs, I'm afraid.
575
00:42:27,778 --> 00:42:29,712
Mr. Jenkins...
576
00:42:29,780 --> 00:42:32,044
I understand
you have a problem.
577
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:35,711
I can't take it anymore.
Well, have you been
wearing sun block?
578
00:42:35,786 --> 00:42:38,653
You know the sun is very hard
on undead skin.
579
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:41,987
And you're not even
fully undead yet.
It's a process.
580
00:42:42,059 --> 00:42:46,587
I don't care what it is.
It hurts.
Men.
581
00:42:46,664 --> 00:42:49,292
Such big babies.
582
00:42:52,002 --> 00:42:55,267
Yeah, I just love a man
who gives you head...
583
00:42:55,339 --> 00:42:58,001
and lets you keep it.
584
00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:07,677
Lucy, I'm home.
585
00:43:07,751 --> 00:43:09,844
Tammy, I love
what you've done with it.
586
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,753
Maybe I would hang a picture
of dogs playing poker over there.
587
00:43:12,823 --> 00:43:14,723
But that would bemy only quibble.
588
00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:19,195
Take off your clothes, worm.
What's that?
589
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:21,197
Medieval foreplay?
590
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:24,029
Tamara, maybe
I'm a traditionalist,
591
00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:28,197
but I've always thought
it should be ladies before worms.
592
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:30,365
So... you first.
593
00:43:34,278 --> 00:43:37,111
You are not gonna
believe this,
594
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:39,206
but I almost
wore that tonight.
595
00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:43,982
Wouldn't we have been
mortified?
Now it's your turn.
596
00:43:44,054 --> 00:43:45,885
All right.
597
00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:48,823
Leave your shirt on!
598
00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:51,986
A little early to be repulsed,
isn't it?
599
00:43:52,062 --> 00:43:54,053
I thoughtit was a cross.
600
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,326
Let me take it off.
601
00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:01,235
Be gentle.
I used to be a virgin... I think.
602
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,330
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
603
00:44:03,407 --> 00:44:07,741
Take it easy.
Easy.
604
00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:09,836
Pull back on the stick,
Amelia.
605
00:44:09,913 --> 00:44:12,677
You know, the weave
isn't even paid for yet.
606
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:16,846
Now, what about this funky
little Barcalounger?
Break this down for me.
607
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:21,357
Well, first
I'd strap in one hand.
Yeah? Like this?
608
00:44:21,425 --> 00:44:23,586
Yeah.
Then...
609
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:26,528
I presume,
the other hand goes there.
610
00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:28,326
Right?
You comfy?
Uh-huh.
611
00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:31,596
Mm-hmm.
612
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,901
I hate
to be a painful party pooper,
but I gotta split, okay?
613
00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:37,873
You have been
a super little host.
614
00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:41,399
You bastard!
615
00:45:14,244 --> 00:45:17,907
Huh. There's always
something going on.
616
00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:36,730
Men. Always leaving
something behind.
617
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,234
I really am sorry.
Mmm.
618
00:45:39,303 --> 00:45:41,931
I don't know
what happened.
619
00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,838
One minute I thought I had him,
and the next...
620
00:45:50,314 --> 00:45:54,410
I knew it.
It's one in a million.
621
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:57,045
Very rare, this blood type.
622
00:45:57,121 --> 00:46:02,354
And I haven't tasted that
since... Ivan the Terrible.
623
00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:04,656
That was
four centuries ago.
624
00:46:04,728 --> 00:46:07,253
Hmm.
Mmm.
625
00:46:07,331 --> 00:46:10,425
Oh, we gotta keep him alive.
626
00:46:24,414 --> 00:46:26,712
Who the hell
are you?
The name's Lilith.
627
00:46:28,752 --> 00:46:31,516
You left this behind.
628
00:46:31,588 --> 00:46:34,182
It's not very nice to leave
a girl hanging like that.
629
00:46:34,258 --> 00:46:37,625
I'll have to apologize
next time I see her.
630
00:46:37,694 --> 00:46:40,356
I didn't mean her.
631
00:46:40,430 --> 00:46:43,194
I meant me.
632
00:46:43,267 --> 00:46:45,497
You know, I saw you
back at the house.
633
00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:48,197
And when I did,I knew you were special.
634
00:46:48,272 --> 00:46:50,900
I'll bet you say that
to all the boys.
635
00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:52,908
Yeah, but with you I mean it.
636
00:46:52,976 --> 00:46:57,003
Listen, uh, Lilith,
I'm reasonably sure...
637
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,015
you're the type of woman
who's never heard
the expression "half-cocked,"
638
00:47:00,083 --> 00:47:03,849
but that is exactly
what this gun is,
and I swear I'll use it.
639
00:47:03,921 --> 00:47:08,756
You wouldn't shoot these,
now would you?
640
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:14,059
Go on. You can touch 'em.I'll let you.
641
00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:18,363
I'm not gonna tell you
those aren't the breasts of the century,
642
00:47:18,435 --> 00:47:20,903
but I'm just notdiggin' the owner.
643
00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:24,338
So why don't you put those away?
You're not my type.
644
00:47:24,408 --> 00:47:26,399
So what is your type?
645
00:47:26,476 --> 00:47:29,411
Don't tell me. Let me guess.
646
00:47:29,479 --> 00:47:32,573
Two, four, six, eight!
647
00:47:32,649 --> 00:47:35,117
You can watch me masturbate!
648
00:47:37,087 --> 00:47:40,853
Getting warmer?
No?
649
00:47:42,759 --> 00:47:46,354
Mmm, then how about
something... like this?
650
00:47:46,430 --> 00:47:48,625
Ooh.
651
00:47:51,435 --> 00:47:54,734
Ooh.
652
00:47:58,609 --> 00:48:03,239
Can I tell you
something, Rafe?
Yeah.
653
00:48:03,313 --> 00:48:05,975
When you were looking
at me before,
654
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,643
Mm-hmm.
I liked it.
655
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,483
I can't stop
thinking about you.
656
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,490
I can be just like her
if that's what you want.
657
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:17,425
I'd do anything for you, lover.
Rafe? Hello?
658
00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,592
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry.
659
00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:25,499
Katherine.
Forget it, Rafe.I'm going to the cops.
660
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,133
How do I knowit's a whorehouse?
661
00:48:28,205 --> 00:48:31,174
- I was there. How's that?
- Isn't that interesting.
662
00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:36,679
As I recall, your private
investigator's license was
suspended almost a year ago.
663
00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:38,738
Were you aware of that, ma'am?
664
00:48:38,815 --> 00:48:42,012
- No... I wasn't.
- Well, thank you.
665
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:46,579
And could you possibly get just a little
of that fuckin' stew inside your head?
666
00:48:46,657 --> 00:48:49,353
Huh?
Could we shoot for that?
667
00:48:49,426 --> 00:48:54,591
It's a license. It's paper.It doesn't matter. Come on.
668
00:48:54,665 --> 00:48:58,101
And the check for your
license renewal bounced.
669
00:48:58,168 --> 00:49:01,160
For Christ's sake, man,
there are people dying!
670
00:49:01,238 --> 00:49:04,605
Isn't that more importantthan my secretarial skills?
671
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,575
I didn't even know her
when I went there!
672
00:49:06,643 --> 00:49:09,544
I was there as an everyday,
horny citizen, all right?
673
00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:12,878
- Did you give this man money?
- You're fuckin' clueless.
674
00:49:12,950 --> 00:49:17,649
Hmm. Well, seems to me...
675
00:49:17,721 --> 00:49:20,281
the only person I should be
throwin' in jail is you.
676
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:23,656
Listen to me,
shit-for-brains...
Excuse me.
677
00:49:23,727 --> 00:49:27,561
Deputy, I don't know
what to believe
at this point.
678
00:49:27,631 --> 00:49:30,691
I know that you have
a lot of cases ahead of mine,
679
00:49:30,767 --> 00:49:35,295
but Mr. Guttman did find thisat the mortuary.
680
00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:37,533
It's my brother's.
Hmm.
681
00:49:37,607 --> 00:49:40,201
Try not to eat it, Mongo.
682
00:49:43,747 --> 00:49:47,342
I apologize for gettin' you
out of bed at this hour.
That's okay, officer.
683
00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:50,511
What exactly was it
the gentleman said
happened here?
684
00:49:50,587 --> 00:49:53,522
Don't give me
that shit, Karloff.
685
00:49:57,928 --> 00:49:59,862
What'd I tell you, kids?
686
00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,865
Right there.
A coffin.
Uh-huh.
687
00:50:02,933 --> 00:50:05,493
It's pretty suspicious
for a mortuary.
688
00:50:05,569 --> 00:50:07,537
Noonan, you don't
wear irony very well.
689
00:50:07,604 --> 00:50:09,663
Why don't you leave that
to the big boys?
690
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:13,437
Now watch what happenswhen I pull this.Watch this.
691
00:50:13,510 --> 00:50:18,072
You stupid son of a bitch!
What the hell do you think
you're doing?
692
00:50:18,148 --> 00:50:22,209
What happens, Barney Fife,
is the conveyor belt goes
all the way through the fire,
693
00:50:22,285 --> 00:50:24,879
empties out into a room
down in the basement.
694
00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:28,686
My God, that coffin cost me
more than a thousand dollars.
695
00:50:28,759 --> 00:50:31,387
Look at little Olivier!
696
00:50:31,461 --> 00:50:33,554
You are so utterly
full of shit.
697
00:50:33,630 --> 00:50:36,861
Uh-huh.
Careful you don't
burn yourself on it now.
698
00:50:36,933 --> 00:50:40,562
I'm sorry
to have bothered you.
That's all right, officer.
699
00:50:40,637 --> 00:50:43,401
Noonan, come on.
This is the entrance
to the whorehouse.
700
00:50:43,473 --> 00:50:46,909
They knew I was comin' back
so they changed it.
They're gaslighting me.
701
00:50:46,977 --> 00:50:49,571
Why the hell should I
want you to come back?
702
00:50:49,646 --> 00:50:52,410
We've already thrown you out
of the parking lot tonight.
703
00:50:52,482 --> 00:50:55,076
He was carrying on
with some woman in his car.
704
00:50:55,152 --> 00:50:57,052
Disgusting!
705
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,283
The two of them
stoned out of their minds.
You're a goddamn liar.
706
00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:03,952
Ow! Ow!
Don't you dare
take the Lord's name in vain!
707
00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:07,394
You were with a woman tonight
and have been drinking.
We can all smell it.
708
00:51:10,133 --> 00:51:13,694
- Katherine...
- You know, you almost
had me believing you.
709
00:51:13,770 --> 00:51:16,295
It would have served me right
for getting involved with a liar.
710
00:51:17,374 --> 00:51:19,934
And a fornicator.
711
00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:22,478
And an asshole.
712
00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:24,514
But a charming asshole!
713
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:28,976
Hmm. Nice butt.
714
00:51:29,052 --> 00:51:33,887
- You want me to finish him?
- No, I don't think
he'll bother us anymore.
715
00:51:33,957 --> 00:51:36,892
Besides, you and me
have to talk.
About what?
716
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,394
Our future,
without the reverend.
717
00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:42,398
If I were in charge here,
we'd have lots more fun.
718
00:51:42,466 --> 00:51:46,197
You can't tell me you're
having fun working for the rev.
719
00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:50,103
Plus, we're making
so much money
selling the cars.
720
00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:52,937
Seems a shame
to give it to charity
when we could...
721
00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:55,773
give it to someone
more deserving.
722
00:51:55,846 --> 00:52:00,510
I'll make it happen
if you give me the key.
723
00:52:00,584 --> 00:52:04,076
- How are things?
- Good. Good.
724
00:52:04,154 --> 00:52:07,317
The girls are killing sinners
by the truckload.
725
00:52:07,390 --> 00:52:10,188
The more...
726
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:12,387
The merrier.
727
00:52:13,597 --> 00:52:19,502
J.C., I'd like to talk to you
about what I'm getting
from this bordello thing.
728
00:52:19,569 --> 00:52:24,063
Brother Vincent,
we're doing this for the Lord.
That's what you're getting from it.
729
00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,166
I know that,
but I was thinking,
730
00:52:26,243 --> 00:52:29,212
if there was some way I couldmake a little extra money.
731
00:52:29,279 --> 00:52:31,247
Maybe I could make...
732
00:52:34,885 --> 00:52:37,217
Brother Vincent,
733
00:52:39,389 --> 00:52:41,380
am I hearing you right?
734
00:52:42,759 --> 00:52:45,057
Sorry, J.C.
735
00:52:45,128 --> 00:52:47,187
Bad idea.
736
00:52:47,264 --> 00:52:49,198
Didn't know whatI was thinkin'.
737
00:52:49,266 --> 00:52:51,393
Just forgetthe whole thing.
738
00:52:57,641 --> 00:52:59,336
#You know
my soul looked back #
# Soul looked back #
739
00:53:05,415 --> 00:53:08,612
This thing gonna work?
740
00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:11,848
Absolutely.
Go.
741
00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:19,524
Stop, Satan!
Stop right where you are!
742
00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:26,959
I'm sending you backto the fiery depthswhere you belong!
743
00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:33,903
I said...
744
00:53:33,977 --> 00:53:39,313
I'm sending you back
to the fiery depths...
745
00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:44,376
Cut! What the hell...
746
00:53:44,454 --> 00:53:46,081
Cut it!
Just... God.
747
00:53:46,156 --> 00:53:48,181
Look what he's done
to my guitar.
748
00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:50,556
What's he trying to do,
kill me?
We'll fix it, J.C.
749
00:53:50,627 --> 00:53:53,391
Don't you worry.
You can wait in your office
while we reset everything.
750
00:53:53,463 --> 00:53:57,399
Fine.
That was scary.
751
00:53:57,467 --> 00:54:00,231
I'll say. I don't know why
they have that laserlight
turned up so high.
752
00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:01,930
It could have hurt someone.
Good Lord!
753
00:54:02,005 --> 00:54:05,839
All he has to do is
reflect it onto the devil.
Bunch of morons.
754
00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:11,506
Whatever has happened
to your brother,
I'm sure Satan had a hand in it.
755
00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:15,347
Was there something else
you wanted to talk about?
756
00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:19,013
I'd like to make a documentary.
Really?
757
00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:21,421
About?
Lust.
758
00:54:21,491 --> 00:54:24,517
I want to warn young people
about all the things that inspire it.
759
00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:28,621
You know, like strip joints
and dirty magazines, pornography.
760
00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:33,596
What else can I say, but...
761
00:54:33,670 --> 00:54:36,332
onward, Christian soldier.
762
00:54:52,522 --> 00:54:56,458
Be careful.
763
00:55:00,196 --> 00:55:03,461
"Flesh Eating Bacteria"?
764
00:55:03,533 --> 00:55:09,062
The cat went from 280 pounds
to 114 pounds in three days?
765
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,198
What's wrong
with this picture?
766
00:55:37,434 --> 00:55:41,336
Oh, Brother Vincent,
I was just looking for you.
767
00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:44,202
Where you going?
I have a doctor's appointment.
768
00:56:20,410 --> 00:56:22,708
You're so right,
Vincent.
769
00:56:22,779 --> 00:56:25,680
We should definitely expandinto places like this.
770
00:56:25,749 --> 00:56:28,946
I want that onefor myself.
Hi.
771
00:56:34,657 --> 00:56:37,091
Vincent.
J.C.
772
00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:40,095
Relax, sugar.
What the hell
is goin' on?
773
00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:42,631
Game's over, Rev.
I'm drivin' now.
774
00:56:42,699 --> 00:56:45,634
You vile, pernicious,
disgusting little harlot.
775
00:56:45,702 --> 00:56:47,727
You're not so bad yourself.
776
00:56:47,804 --> 00:56:52,332
I did not bring you here
for the purpose of feeding
your evil desires!
777
00:56:52,409 --> 00:56:55,606
We are doing
the Lord's work.
778
00:56:55,678 --> 00:56:57,976
Vincent...
give me the key.
779
00:56:58,047 --> 00:57:00,481
No, Vincent.
780
00:57:03,153 --> 00:57:05,144
Vincent!
781
00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:08,418
Give me the key!
Hey, Rev, how'd you like to have
a real religious experience?
782
00:57:08,491 --> 00:57:11,426
- Hey!- Katherine Verdoux,Current World Ministries.
783
00:57:11,494 --> 00:57:14,622
Jonas, follow me.
Oh, my God!
784
00:57:14,697 --> 00:57:16,597
Don't touch
the camera.
Excuse me, sir.
785
00:57:16,666 --> 00:57:19,965
Can you please tell me
why you come here?
786
00:57:20,036 --> 00:57:22,834
This place
is unbelievable.
Hi, sweetie.
787
00:57:22,906 --> 00:57:25,272
You really get around,
don't you?
788
00:57:25,341 --> 00:57:29,277
You're into prostitution
and strip joints.
Mm-hmm.
789
00:57:29,345 --> 00:57:33,008
You're a total sex maniac.
You need professional help.
You want to play doctor?
790
00:57:33,082 --> 00:57:35,209
- Get your hands off of me!
- Gimme the camera!
791
00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:54,870
Oh, man.
792
00:57:56,406 --> 00:58:01,343
Bingo. All right, boys,big smiles now.
793
00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:03,402
Beautiful.Love it.
794
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:05,880
For God's sake, Vincent,
795
00:58:05,949 --> 00:58:08,884
you are flirting
with eternal damnation!
796
00:58:08,952 --> 00:58:13,184
Why don't you relax?
I bet that stick up your ass
hurts like hell.
797
00:58:13,256 --> 00:58:15,486
I can't decidewhat to do with you.
798
00:58:15,558 --> 00:58:19,688
Should I kill you
or let you live
and make you my dog?
799
00:58:19,762 --> 00:58:22,162
Vincent.
Vincent, give me the key.
800
00:58:22,232 --> 00:58:25,668
Please. The key.
801
00:58:25,735 --> 00:58:29,603
- For God's sake, hurry!
- You leave that thing
right where it is.
802
00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:32,038
- Give me the key!
- Vincent.
803
00:58:32,108 --> 00:58:36,101
Give it to me, and I will send this
demon slut back where she belongs!
804
00:58:38,414 --> 00:58:40,541
Vincent,what are you doing?
805
00:58:40,617 --> 00:58:43,745
What I should have done
from the start.
806
00:58:45,588 --> 00:58:49,922
No!
807
00:58:57,800 --> 00:58:59,563
Thanks, honey.
808
00:58:59,636 --> 00:59:01,695
Do us both a favor.
Kill him!
809
00:59:01,771 --> 00:59:06,037
Fuck, no.
I want to let him live.
810
00:59:06,109 --> 00:59:10,136
I want this sanctimonious shitto watch what happensnow that I'm free.
811
00:59:18,888 --> 00:59:21,789
- Katherine?
- How did you get in here?
812
00:59:21,858 --> 00:59:24,292
Katherine, I have something
I have to show you.
813
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,954
You don't give up, do you?
It's like a sickness
with you or something.
814
00:59:27,030 --> 00:59:28,463
I went to the Mount Hope
Cemetery last night.
815
00:59:28,531 --> 00:59:32,023
The McCutcheon Mortuary held
an internment there yesterday.
816
00:59:32,101 --> 00:59:35,935
I took some photos.
These photos are the contents
of the coffin they interred.
817
00:59:36,005 --> 00:59:39,600
I think you're gonna
want to look at 'em.
Just take a look.
818
00:59:43,479 --> 00:59:46,448
That's very nice.
You're worse than I thought.
You are really sick.
819
00:59:46,516 --> 00:59:48,984
There were two bodies
in that coffin
when I took the pictures.
820
00:59:49,052 --> 00:59:52,021
Two bodies.
Get your fuckin' hands off me.
Sure.
821
00:59:52,088 --> 00:59:54,750
At least come to the cemetery,
for Christ's sake! Take a look!
822
00:59:54,824 --> 00:59:57,452
Sorry, Jonas.
823
00:59:57,527 --> 01:00:02,055
Excuse me, sir.
Can you please tell me
why you come here?
824
01:00:07,203 --> 01:00:10,172
There was a womanat that table, wasn't there?
825
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:13,868
You're into prostitution...
I wasn't talking to myself.
826
01:00:13,943 --> 01:00:17,310
I know there was somebodyat that table. Oh, my God.
827
01:00:18,748 --> 01:00:20,682
Look, there's J.C. Where?
828
01:00:20,750 --> 01:00:22,980
I don't see him.Right there!
829
01:00:23,052 --> 01:00:24,986
Well, I'll be damned.
830
01:00:25,054 --> 01:00:27,818
There he is
with the demented Ewok,
Professor Loveless.
831
01:00:27,890 --> 01:00:30,324
You know, Katie Scarlett,
never...
832
01:00:30,393 --> 01:00:34,159
trust any man of God
with a boner.
833
01:00:34,230 --> 01:00:37,461
I mean an erection.
Sorry.
No, boner's the right word.
834
01:00:37,533 --> 01:00:39,660
Wow.
What is he doing there?
835
01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:43,035
It doesn't make any sense.
Let's get our facts
in order.
836
01:00:43,106 --> 01:00:48,635
We have Reverend Current
leaving a topless bar.
That's an odd one.
837
01:00:48,711 --> 01:00:53,739
And we have photos
and videotape with people
who didn't photograph or record.
838
01:00:53,816 --> 01:00:55,750
Follow that thread
of thinking.
839
01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:59,686
Did not photograph.
Did not record.
I don't want you to flee.
840
01:00:59,756 --> 01:01:02,122
I'm gonna advance a weird,
Duchovnyan riff.
841
01:01:02,191 --> 01:01:04,591
What if what we're
dealing with here...
842
01:01:04,661 --> 01:01:08,654
is, in fact... vampires?
843
01:01:08,731 --> 01:01:11,791
Are you crazy?
Why is that crazy?
844
01:01:11,868 --> 01:01:13,859
Because I advance the theory
that the perpetrator
of our crimes...
845
01:01:13,936 --> 01:01:17,235
is an eternal spirit who
sustains itself solely...
846
01:01:17,306 --> 01:01:19,137
through the intake of human
hemoglobin through a set
of protracted fangs?
847
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:22,541
Shut up, Rafe.
848
01:01:22,612 --> 01:01:26,844
Although... you have been right
about a lot of other things.
849
01:01:26,916 --> 01:01:28,850
Wow.
850
01:01:28,918 --> 01:01:31,113
Were you being nice
to me there, Katherine?
851
01:01:31,187 --> 01:01:35,453
No. I just said you have been right
about a lot of other things.
Okay.
852
01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:38,358
Hello.
853
01:01:38,428 --> 01:01:41,989
Katherine, is that you?
Caleb?
854
01:01:42,065 --> 01:01:43,999
It's Caleb.
I need your help.
855
01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:46,001
I'm in trouble.
Where are you?
856
01:01:46,069 --> 01:01:48,537
I'm at the old power plant
on the south side.
857
01:01:48,604 --> 01:01:50,663
They're coming for me.
You gotta help me. Please.
858
01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:53,732
I'm in trouble.
They're coming for me.
Hurry. Hurry!
859
01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:58,941
Katherine, I'm not complaining,
but I wish your brother would
have picked a less creepy place.
860
01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:02,280
I feel like I'm in a bad
Tales from the Crypt episode.
861
01:02:02,351 --> 01:02:05,081
Sorry.
I had Mexican for lunch.
862
01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:09,454
Next time I'll ask him
to be more considerate.
Caleb!
863
01:02:12,995 --> 01:02:14,758
Come on.
864
01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:24,535
Caleb!
Where are you? God.
865
01:02:24,607 --> 01:02:28,202
I think it's really sweet
you wanna find your brother,
866
01:02:28,277 --> 01:02:30,541
but we should split.
867
01:02:30,613 --> 01:02:33,946
I'm getting some really bad
juju off this place.
868
01:02:38,888 --> 01:02:40,515
Katherine.
Oh, my God.
869
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:43,991
Here, hold this.
Is he dead?
Is he breathing?
870
01:02:45,428 --> 01:02:48,397
Hey, baby, don't touch me
unless you love me!
871
01:02:48,464 --> 01:02:50,932
Come on, dude, let's party.
872
01:02:53,069 --> 01:02:55,970
- Rafe, no!
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
873
01:02:56,038 --> 01:02:58,268
Sorry, Katherine,
874
01:02:58,341 --> 01:03:00,969
but that wasn't
your brother anymore.
875
01:03:01,043 --> 01:03:05,173
Wrong! I'll always
be your brother... sis.
876
01:03:05,248 --> 01:03:07,113
Katherine,
run from your brother.
877
01:03:07,183 --> 01:03:08,673
Hurry!
I am.
878
01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:10,776
Hurry!
I am!
879
01:03:10,853 --> 01:03:12,946
Katherine,I'm coming for you.
880
01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:21,290
I like this.
See the ladder? Up.
881
01:03:24,066 --> 01:03:26,000
Katherine.
882
01:03:27,570 --> 01:03:31,028
- Katherine? Katherine?- Shit. We're screwed.
883
01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:33,974
Let's go back.
No, no, wait a minute.
I see a way.
884
01:03:34,043 --> 01:03:36,739
What do you mean?
Jesus Christ, Katherine,
what are you doing?
885
01:03:36,813 --> 01:03:40,305
Come on!
It's the fucking Grand Canyon!
886
01:03:40,383 --> 01:03:43,682
- Just shut up and follow me!
- What are you doing with that chain?
887
01:03:45,321 --> 01:03:48,256
That is the craziest
fuckin' thing I have ever...
888
01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:50,019
Hi, dickhead.
889
01:03:50,092 --> 01:03:53,755
That is the second craziest
fuckin' thing...
890
01:03:53,830 --> 01:03:59,063
This is a mistake!
891
01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,702
Have a little
chloroform, darling.
Too bad.
892
01:04:13,316 --> 01:04:17,218
It's about fuckin' time!
893
01:04:17,286 --> 01:04:20,221
I've gone to hell,
and it's worse than I imagined.
894
01:04:20,289 --> 01:04:23,190
Noonan, where am I?
Where's Katherine?
895
01:04:23,259 --> 01:04:25,727
Now, don't you start
with that bullshit.
896
01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:28,696
She was at the factory.
McCutcheon had her.
897
01:04:28,764 --> 01:04:31,494
And that guy who worked
for Current was there.
And her brother.
898
01:04:31,567 --> 01:04:33,694
What is this shit?
Get me outta here.
899
01:04:33,769 --> 01:04:35,862
Why don't you shut up?
900
01:04:35,938 --> 01:04:38,372
Do you hear me, thumb dick?
They've got Katherine!
901
01:04:38,441 --> 01:04:41,808
Now get me outta here!
902
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:43,402
Nurse! Nurse!
903
01:04:43,479 --> 01:04:47,745
Still causing trouble, is he?
Officer, would you mind helping me?
904
01:04:47,817 --> 01:04:51,617
Listen, if we don'tstop these things,
905
01:04:51,687 --> 01:04:53,951
they're gonna
destroy the city.
906
01:05:01,063 --> 01:05:04,897
Listen, you fat fuck...
907
01:05:07,136 --> 01:05:08,899
Tammy.
908
01:05:27,189 --> 01:05:31,649
Remind me, Tammy.
Why do vampires hate sunrise?
909
01:05:35,197 --> 01:05:38,496
No. Oh, no. Oh, no!
910
01:05:38,567 --> 01:05:41,365
Oh, no!
911
01:05:48,377 --> 01:05:51,869
You want to keep it down?
I'm trying to rest!
912
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:55,213
I knew I should have
taken that private room.
913
01:05:56,719 --> 01:06:00,553
Caleb, please let me go.
914
01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:04,150
Sorry, no can do.
915
01:06:04,226 --> 01:06:06,217
I gotta play by the rules here.
916
01:06:06,295 --> 01:06:09,230
I know how you feel.I didn't want to be a vampire either.
917
01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:10,822
At first.
918
01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:14,597
But after you get used to it...
it's pretty damn cool!
919
01:06:16,072 --> 01:06:19,405
Besides, you know me.I've always been a night owl.
920
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:23,605
And getting to live foreverdoesn't hurt either, does it?
921
01:06:23,679 --> 01:06:24,805
You got that right.
922
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:29,180
Before we get down to business, darling,I'm gonna take you for a test ride.
923
01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:31,742
Oh, sis, can I watch?
924
01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:35,188
Ah, first customer of the night.
925
01:06:35,257 --> 01:06:38,522
What the hell
do you want?
I'm here to see Lilith.
926
01:06:38,594 --> 01:06:44,499
I know I can't fight you all,
so I've come to join you.
927
01:06:44,567 --> 01:06:48,333
- Is that right?
I'll be sure to tell her.
- No.
928
01:06:50,106 --> 01:06:51,903
No, I want to tell her myself.
929
01:06:51,974 --> 01:06:54,909
Come on, Jimmy, I know you
a little better than that.
930
01:06:55,978 --> 01:06:58,879
Into the parlor,
Reverend, sir.
931
01:06:58,948 --> 01:07:01,712
Get your filthy hands
off of me!
Feisty.
932
01:07:01,784 --> 01:07:03,718
I like that.
933
01:07:03,786 --> 01:07:07,222
I like that
even better.
934
01:07:07,289 --> 01:07:10,520
Mmm!
935
01:07:12,595 --> 01:07:16,361
Don't touch me.
936
01:07:19,301 --> 01:07:22,134
Very nice.
937
01:07:22,204 --> 01:07:25,037
You're disgusting.
Breasts are always nice.
938
01:07:25,107 --> 01:07:27,007
But I prefer...
939
01:07:27,076 --> 01:07:29,840
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
940
01:07:32,448 --> 01:07:34,473
Ooh!
941
01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:42,081
I guess this is the end
of a beautiful relationship.
942
01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:51,795
Oh, shit.
943
01:07:56,072 --> 01:08:00,441
What's happenin', Rev?
Come on, man, talk to me!
I'm jumpy! Friend or foe?
944
01:08:00,509 --> 01:08:04,138
For God's sake,
I am responsible for all this,
but I've come to end it.
945
01:08:06,549 --> 01:08:10,508
All right, all right.
I'll give you this.
946
01:08:12,555 --> 01:08:14,079
It's holy water, man.
947
01:08:14,156 --> 01:08:17,250
This might work for the others,
but it won't do a lick of good
against Lilith.
948
01:08:17,326 --> 01:08:20,261
No, to get her, we're gonna
have to get in real close.
949
01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:22,297
We're gonna have to put
a stake in Lilith?
950
01:08:22,364 --> 01:08:24,525
I'm telling you that to kill her,
951
01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:27,000
we're gonna have
to cut her heart
into four pieces.
952
01:08:27,069 --> 01:08:29,833
Some chicks demand
special attention.
Let's do it.
953
01:08:34,577 --> 01:08:36,511
Ready, padre?
954
01:08:36,579 --> 01:08:39,673
Yep.
Just like
Hope and Crosby.
955
01:08:39,748 --> 01:08:42,308
Last call, Miss Kitty.
956
01:08:47,456 --> 01:08:50,482
Cha-ching!
957
01:08:57,299 --> 01:08:58,857
All right, Rev!
958
01:09:12,214 --> 01:09:14,205
You're a freak for it, Jimmy!
959
01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:27,321
My God, what have we done?
960
01:10:27,389 --> 01:10:29,983
Don't flake on me.They're vampires.Send them to hell.
961
01:10:45,708 --> 01:10:47,835
Katherine?
962
01:10:58,687 --> 01:11:01,679
Howdy, honey.You are outta here!
963
01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:10,789
Oh, shit!
964
01:11:10,866 --> 01:11:14,097
This sucks.
965
01:11:14,169 --> 01:11:16,296
Katherine!
966
01:11:16,372 --> 01:11:19,307
Help! Hurry!
Before Lilith comes back!
967
01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,639
Katherine, it's me.
It's me, J.C.
968
01:11:21,710 --> 01:11:23,143
Now, don't you worry.
I'm gonna get you outta here.
969
01:11:23,212 --> 01:11:27,205
Just give me a second
while I undo these straps.
970
01:11:27,283 --> 01:11:30,946
I'm sorry if I touch you
somewhere I shouldn't.
It's okay, J.C.
971
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:34,786
You can touch me.
You can touch me anywhere you want.
972
01:11:58,714 --> 01:12:00,341
Fuck you.
973
01:12:06,455 --> 01:12:09,822
Katherine!Where's Katherine?
974
01:12:14,096 --> 01:12:16,394
Katherine!
Christ, you're so pale.
975
01:12:16,465 --> 01:12:18,763
Are you okay?
I'm fine. Hurry.
976
01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:20,563
Wait, wait, wait.
977
01:12:21,870 --> 01:12:24,600
What are you doing?
Just checking
for punctures.
978
01:12:24,673 --> 01:12:26,072
Can't be too sure.
Come on!
979
01:12:30,579 --> 01:12:33,571
Oh, my God.
980
01:12:35,517 --> 01:12:37,451
You gotta...
You gotta hurry.
981
01:12:37,519 --> 01:12:41,717
Go... Go back to the studio.
982
01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:45,521
Broadcast.
983
01:12:45,594 --> 01:12:49,086
Tell the...
984
01:12:49,164 --> 01:12:52,224
world.
985
01:12:58,807 --> 01:13:02,299
All you have to do is
point the camera at me
and keep it in focus.
986
01:13:02,378 --> 01:13:05,506
- Tell Jonas to start
the uplink and go.
- Okay, you got it.
987
01:13:05,581 --> 01:13:08,914
We'll have uplink in...
30 seconds.
988
01:13:08,984 --> 01:13:11,817
We'll go in 30 seconds.
989
01:13:11,887 --> 01:13:15,414
Okay.
990
01:13:15,491 --> 01:13:17,959
What the hell...
991
01:13:18,026 --> 01:13:19,960
Katherine?
992
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:22,891
Jonas, what the hellare you doing?
993
01:13:22,965 --> 01:13:26,731
- I'm not doing anything, man.
- Katherine.
994
01:13:26,802 --> 01:13:28,861
Rafe, tell Jonas to turn it off.
995
01:13:28,937 --> 01:13:31,497
I don't think he can hear us.
I heard her, I heard her!
996
01:13:32,641 --> 01:13:35,769
- What now?- So long.
997
01:13:35,844 --> 01:13:38,335
Jonas, can you hear me?
998
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:41,315
Jonas, are you there?
Can you hear me?
I'm coming up there.
999
01:13:41,383 --> 01:13:44,147
Rafe! Hello?
What's going on?
Jonas!
1000
01:13:44,219 --> 01:13:49,316
Honey, Jonas doesn't
work here anymore.
I retired him.
1001
01:13:50,025 --> 01:13:52,721
Ooh! Pretty strong
for a little guy.
1002
01:13:52,795 --> 01:13:55,229
So you wanna fuck?
1003
01:13:55,297 --> 01:14:00,428
Lilith, I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick
to the bullet train than fuck you.
How's that?
1004
01:14:00,502 --> 01:14:04,529
Trying to impress your girlfriend?
I'm gonna fix that now.
1005
01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:08,201
Shit. Katherine.
Katherine!
1006
01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:12,873
Katherine, get out now!Katherine, she's coming!
Oh, my God.
1007
01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:15,644
Katherine!
I'm afraid God can't help you.
1008
01:14:29,765 --> 01:14:32,529
How am I doin', lover?
You gettin' hot?
1009
01:14:42,611 --> 01:14:45,671
I thought we could
work this thing out.
1010
01:14:45,747 --> 01:14:49,706
You could have his mind,
and I could have his body.
1011
01:14:49,785 --> 01:14:52,253
I guess I was wrong.
1012
01:15:04,399 --> 01:15:07,562
Face it,
the best you can hope for
is a charity fuck!
1013
01:15:19,081 --> 01:15:22,050
You know, I've never
killed a woman before,
1014
01:15:22,117 --> 01:15:25,086
but I'm kind of
looking forward to it.
1015
01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:36,392
Rafe!
1016
01:15:55,684 --> 01:15:58,414
No. No.
1017
01:15:58,487 --> 01:16:01,320
I guess Reverend Limpdick
forgot to tell you.
1018
01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:05,451
- Shit!
- You can tear my heart to pieces,
1019
01:16:05,527 --> 01:16:09,327
but it won't do any goodif it's still here.
1020
01:16:09,398 --> 01:16:12,390
Fuck!
1021
01:16:12,467 --> 01:16:17,598
- Come on, Lilith.You're holding in a lot of anger.
1022
01:16:17,673 --> 01:16:21,131
You gotta see a vampire shrink.Come on. Lilith.
1023
01:16:21,209 --> 01:16:26,408
- Can't we talk about this?
- As far as I'm concerned,
you and I are through.
1024
01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:28,779
Lilith. Lilith, baby.
1025
01:16:28,850 --> 01:16:31,512
I want you to know
I'm not happy.
1026
01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:34,181
I didn't mean it!
I didn't mean it about the bullet train.
1027
01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:40,460
Can't we talk about this?
1028
01:16:40,529 --> 01:16:43,327
- Please?
- Sure. After.
1029
01:16:43,398 --> 01:16:46,299
Come on.
Baby. Snookums.
1030
01:16:46,368 --> 01:16:48,336
I'm through
talking now, baby.
1031
01:16:48,403 --> 01:16:50,428
First I'll ripyour dick off,
1032
01:16:50,505 --> 01:16:53,702
then I'm gonna grind your balls
into guacamole.
1033
01:17:08,190 --> 01:17:10,522
Heartless bitch.
1034
01:17:49,598 --> 01:17:54,535
That should do the trick.
When I consecrate a vampire,
they stay consecrated.
1035
01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:57,731
Thank you, Rabbi.
Does this go with my shirt?
It's lovely.
1036
01:17:57,806 --> 01:18:00,798
Katherine, I don't wantto beat a dead vampire here,
1037
01:18:00,876 --> 01:18:03,640
but I really want
to thank you for coming
to my rescue back there.
1038
01:18:03,712 --> 01:18:06,977
That's okay, you can beat it
some more if you want to.
1039
01:18:07,049 --> 01:18:08,983
What was that?
A little comeback?
1040
01:18:09,051 --> 01:18:12,316
That's so sweet.
Good for you.
1041
01:18:12,387 --> 01:18:14,651
Let's say
I owe you one.
No, you don't.
1042
01:18:14,723 --> 01:18:16,816
I had my own reasons
for saving you.
1043
01:18:16,892 --> 01:18:19,156
And a come-on too.
Am I hearing this?
1044
01:18:19,227 --> 01:18:22,492
Is this a whole new
Katherine emerging?
Maybe. I don't know.
1045
01:18:22,564 --> 01:18:25,499
You think you can learn
to love me like this?
1046
01:18:25,567 --> 01:18:28,968
Well, I'm certainly
willing to give it
the old college try.
1047
01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:30,800
After you.
1048
01:18:33,975 --> 01:18:38,571
Oh, well, thank you.
I'll put that in my satanic
bric-a-brac collection.
1049
01:18:38,647 --> 01:18:42,447
I have a friend at NASA.
We're gonna send that
damn thing into space.
1050
01:18:42,517 --> 01:18:46,544
Well, we could do that...
1051
01:18:46,621 --> 01:18:48,919
I suppose.
1052
01:18:48,990 --> 01:18:51,049
You have a better idea?
1053
01:18:52,294 --> 01:18:57,596
Mm-hmm.
1054
01:18:57,666 --> 01:19:00,635
What's that perfume
you're wearing?
1055
01:19:00,702 --> 01:19:03,728
It's not perfume.
1056
01:19:06,041 --> 01:19:08,066
It's sun block.
1057
01:19:26,228 --> 01:19:29,994
Well, kiddies,
I guess Katherine
learned in the end...
1058
01:19:30,065 --> 01:19:34,502
that the fastest way
to a man's heart
is through his rib cage.
1059
01:19:37,739 --> 01:19:41,175
Still, I think they make
a fabulous couple.
1060
01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:44,178
They're a regular
Romeo and Ghouliet.
1061
01:19:44,246 --> 01:19:47,181
And when they do have
the occasional disagreement,
1062
01:19:47,249 --> 01:19:50,013
at least now she'll know
what's eating him.
1063
01:19:50,085 --> 01:19:52,553
She is!
1064
01:19:55,423 --> 01:19:57,516
Looks like I won.
1065
01:19:57,592 --> 01:20:00,459
What are you talking about,dear boy?
1066
01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:03,123
Come on.
Let's play again.
1067
01:20:03,198 --> 01:20:06,998
Huh?
Double or nothing.
1068
01:20:07,068 --> 01:20:09,127
Take my advice, pal.
1069
01:20:09,204 --> 01:20:11,968
Quit while you're "a head."
1070
01:20:12,968 --> 01:20:22,968
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