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Nobody's saying our neighborhood
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is the Garden of Eden.
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Hell, some people say God
avoids this place altogether,
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but it's been a good home to us...
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to me and my kids, who I'm proud of,
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'cause every single one of them
reminds me a little bit of me.
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Fiona, my rock, huge help.
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Has all the best qualities
of her mother,
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except she's not
a raging psycho bitch.
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Blow.
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Lip, smart as a whip.
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Straight "A"s and the honor roll.
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Boy's definitely going somewhere.
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You, come back!
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Stop!
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Ian, industrious, conscientious,
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ambitious, incredible work ethic.
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Don't have a clue
where he got that from.
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Wants to be a paratrooper.
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Knows how to disembowel an enemy
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with a roll of dimes
and an old gym sock.
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Carl.
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Uh, I don't really know
that much about Carl.
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Oh, loves animals.
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Always dragging home
some poor stray he found,
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taking them up to his room.
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Ah, Debbie.
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Sent by God, total angel.
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Raises money for UNICEF year-round,
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some of which she actually turns in.
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Liam, going to be a star.
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I'm no biologist,
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but he looks a little bit
like my first sponsor.
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He and the ex were close.
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Kev and Veronica,
fantastic neighbors.
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There's nothing they won't do
for each other.
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Or to each other.
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That didn't hurt half as much
as I thought it would.
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I never realized how little sex
I was having
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till V and Kev moved next door.
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And me, Frank Gallagher,
father, teacher,
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mentor, captain of our little ship.
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We may not have much,
but all of us, to a man,
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knows the most important thing
in this life...
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we know how to fucking party!
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No!
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Fuck you, man!
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Episode 101: Pilot
Presync: IAA
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7:15, monkeys.
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Come on.
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Oh, no.
7:15.
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Oh, no.
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I fell down.
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First shower!
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You had it yesterday.
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Fuck!
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Shit.
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- Electric.
- Yeah.
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Coming through.
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Electric.
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- Electric.
- Electric.
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No. You've got a Happy Meal
on the front of that shirt.
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Oh, um, field trip.
Need Dad's signature.
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- Okay.
- Arms up.
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Wow, Deb, that's
getting really good.
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- Who's got the phone?
- I got it.
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- Any minutes left?
- Uh, 14.
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Hey, I need something
for show-and-tell.
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How much are we short?
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$18.30.
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Oh, I'm tutoring after school.
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I should be able to
kick in like ten more.
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Hey, did, uh, Carl put in any?
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You're almost nine.
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You're going to have
to start pulling your weight.
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That's right, and get a real job,
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not just dipping into the
collection plate at St. Tim's.
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I'm filling in for Candi.
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I can cover the rest.
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Extra kraut on mine.
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Cheese on mine.
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Somebody's got to take Liam.
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Uh, I got a calculus test.
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I'm working after school.
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Show-and-tell?
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Show them the birthmark on his back.
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It looks like Latvia.
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That's my fucking bike!
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No Candi again?
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Bobby's got a bail hearing.
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That kid's going to
be the death of her.
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What is it this time?
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Tried tagging a cop car
with the cops still in it.
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What?
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Who's got the jumbo dog?
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How'd you know?
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X-ray vision.
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Hey.
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Would you tap that ass?
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Once, if I double-bagged it.
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Project girls don't abort.
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Uh, hi.
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I'm here to help Karen study
for her midterm.
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Okay.
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You have to take your shoes off.
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What?
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I'll get you a plastic bag.
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Here you go.
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She's got this thing
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about people bringing dirt
in the house.
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Molysmophobia.
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Right.
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Okay, so, um...
if you remember it like this,
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the... the formula
is completely visible.
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Um... okay.
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Midget naked witch is bending over,
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and she's crying
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'cause she lost one ear
and she can't find it.
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How do you know all this?
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Uh, just something I like
to fool around with.
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Like a hobby?
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Uh, no. More like a plan.
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- Physics?
- Yeah, yeah.
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Have you done Newton's first?
I've got a great one for that.
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"Everybody continues
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"in a state of rest
or uniform motion
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"unless acted upon
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"by an external...
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force."
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Uh, hang on.
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Karen, I'm, uh...
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I'm still going to have
to charge you for this.
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Charge me?
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Yeah, this isn't charity.
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I get paid for tutoring.
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I know.
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Science just turns me on.
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Okay.
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Jesus.
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Lip, you in there?
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Lip. Can I borrow
your deodorant?
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I'm using Ian's.
If I stick this in the washer
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before I go out, keep an eye on it?
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Uh, do it tomorrow.
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God, it stinks in here.
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Oh, sorry.
There's a shirt I need.
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Fiona!
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We need to go if we're going
to get a ride to the club.
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- Hey, five minutes.
- Look at me.
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No, this has got
to go back tomorrow.
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I'll put it back on later.
I have a tag gun at home.
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- What?
- From when I worked at T.J. Maxx.
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Let's go.
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Hot dogs downstairs.
Nachos, too.
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- Have fun.
- Bye, Lip!
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Hey, Veronica.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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My purse! Fuck!
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My purse!
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That guy just took my purse!
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Shit. Hey!
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Hey! Assholes!
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Ah, sorry.
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That was fucking incredible.
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Truly, honestly, one of the most
heroic things I've ever seen.
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Did you see him?
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Stupid, but, man, heroic.
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Uh, Steve.
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Uh, my name is Steve.
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Uh, I was...
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going to offer to buy
you a drink anyway.
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Oh. She'll take a drink.
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Hey, where do you
think you're going?
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Are you serious?
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- Where's his stamp?
- Can you believe this joker?
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If you were doing your job,
he wouldn't have had to.
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No stamp, no reentry.
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Is he for real?
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Fat prick.
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Fine. You're all barred.
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- For what?
- Uh, drugs.
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What?
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He probably let them get away
'cause he knows them.
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Shut up, skank.
Watch your mouth.
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Or you're going to do what?
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Okay. Okay, forget it.
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Please, forget it. Okay.
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Come on, let's...
let's get a cab.
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Thank you.
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Come on.
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Oh, shit!
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Watch it!
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Hey, fucker!
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Got a hummer today.
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What's the law on sex with pets?
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From Karen Jackson.
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No way.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She got a "C" in physics.
Needed a "B."
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Or you, uh...
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you wouldn't have waited
this long to tell me.
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Oh, five hours.
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Okay, you're full of shit.
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Fuck you.
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You ever have a knob job?
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Once or twice.
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I didn't hear you
rushing to tell me.
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Yeah, well.
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I mean, I thought...
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we tell each other everything.
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Unless...
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You got sucked off by a guy.
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For instance.
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No way. Lake Forest...
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Lake Forest is not Chicago.
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I'm not kidding, Steve.
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You are dead if he ever lays
eyes on you. And I mean dead.
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I nearly peed myself
when you hit him.
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Well, I did a little.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Wait, how many of you guys
live here?
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Not me, I'm one down.
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But the old guy next door
died in March, which I guess
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technically makes us
next-door neighbors.
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- So you're a nurse, Veronica?
- Used to be.
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Lying bitch.
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She worked housekeeping
at Cook County,
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bedpans and shit-sheets.
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Fine. But I was offered
a place in the nursing school.
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Fine. But it never happened.
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They fired her for selling
medical supplies on eBay.
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Will you shut up?
We don't even know him.
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- Steve.
- Carl.
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Lip.
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Debbie.
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How you doing, Debbie?
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Nice watch.
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Oh, thanks. Panerai.
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What'd that set you back,
about six bills?
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Plus, Ian.
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Hey.
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Hey, Debbie, why do
they call him "Lip"?
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His real name's Philip.
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Yo, Veronica!
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You got my keys?
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What's going on here?
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This is Steve.
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Decked the bouncer at
Purgatory to defend my honor.
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My honor.
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Yeah? Which bouncer?
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Jimmy Clifton.
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Jimmy Cli...
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Well, Jesus, man,
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put it there!
Respect!
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Guy just stands there,
doesn't really do anything.
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Yeah, you'll be his
third conviction.
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Third or fourth?
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- Fourth.
- Yeah.
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I mean, after that much
practice, you would think
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the man would have manslaughter
down by now.
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No more fuck-ups like last time,
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like leaving his dad
still breathing.
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His dad.
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Yeah. Five years,
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over an '87 Monte Carlo with
200,000 miles on the odometer.
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Fucking Monte Carlo!
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Okay, come on, time for bed.
Up the wooden hill. Come on.
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00:14:26,556 --> 00:14:28,400
- It's not even midnight yet!
- Aw, man.
270
00:14:28,525 --> 00:14:29,488
- Come on, come on, go!
- Already?
271
00:14:29,613 --> 00:14:31,953
- Shut up.
- Move, move, move, move, come on.
272
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,373
Yeah, let me take
one last look at you,
273
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,599
while you're still alive!
274
00:14:38,635 --> 00:14:39,628
Here.
275
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,518
What, that's his?
276
00:14:46,643 --> 00:14:49,187
Yeah. Well, company car.
277
00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:51,523
What kind of company?
278
00:14:51,648 --> 00:14:53,015
Internet startup?
279
00:14:55,052 --> 00:14:57,763
Earning what?
280
00:14:57,888 --> 00:14:59,231
Couple mil a year.
281
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:00,365
High school dropout.
282
00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:04,136
Got a job as a janitor
in this small tech firm.
283
00:15:04,261 --> 00:15:05,971
Within a year, he owned it.
284
00:15:06,096 --> 00:15:07,531
Made his first billion by 20.
285
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:10,809
Two Jags, controlling
interest in the Red Wings,
286
00:15:10,934 --> 00:15:13,345
10,000 employees kissing his ass.
287
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,447
"Yes, boss. No, boss."
288
00:15:15,572 --> 00:15:17,540
Why shouldn't he
ride around in style?
289
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,580
Oh, you just made that up.
290
00:15:25,749 --> 00:15:28,193
What...?
291
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,511
Why do you do that?
292
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,796
Your face!
293
00:15:30,921 --> 00:15:32,331
How is that even funny?
It's not even funny...
294
00:15:32,456 --> 00:15:33,732
How the fuck would I
know how much he earns,
295
00:15:33,857 --> 00:15:35,058
you twisted dumb prick?
296
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,835
I'm not a dumb prick.
297
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:39,671
Kevin, I just met
the guy an hour ago.
298
00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:41,106
Take back "dumb prick"!
299
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,075
Hi, nice to meet you.
I'm Veronica.
300
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,484
What's your pre-tax income?
301
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:45,911
Well, you sure didn't mind
302
00:15:46,036 --> 00:15:47,012
watching him take his
shirt off, now, did you?
303
00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:49,181
Not one bit.
304
00:15:49,306 --> 00:15:50,682
In fact, if you hadn't walked in,
305
00:15:50,807 --> 00:15:54,386
Fiona and I were going to knock
him down and tag-team him.
306
00:15:54,511 --> 00:15:56,997
Now I guess I'm stuck with you.
307
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,391
Hold on.
308
00:15:59,516 --> 00:16:01,383
The Fiona tag-team,
is that an option?
309
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,964
'Cause you know, you can throw
that in the mix...
310
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:07,132
Anytime you wanna do it, too...
311
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,624
I'll be doing it, all right...
312
00:16:16,399 --> 00:16:19,811
All quiet up the "wooden hill"?
313
00:16:19,936 --> 00:16:21,855
As quiet as it ever gets.
314
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,483
Straight answer: if I hadn't
busted my skull for you tonight,
315
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,900
would you have looked at me twice?
316
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,862
Who's saying that I looked twice?
317
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,913
Oh, you did, then.
318
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,720
I can't.
319
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:46,138
You know, 90% of the world's
problems are caused by
320
00:16:46,263 --> 00:16:48,089
tiny words that come in pairs.
321
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:51,143
I mean, we're healthy and we're
happy, but when people ask,
322
00:16:51,268 --> 00:16:53,345
we say...
323
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,437
"Not bad."
324
00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:59,351
You know, the first time
that I saw you dancing,
325
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:03,655
about a month back at Crobar,
326
00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:07,125
I was desperate to buy you a drink.
327
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:12,130
You know, normally I'm shy,
so I told myself: I can't.
328
00:17:12,255 --> 00:17:16,802
She won't. We wouldn't.
329
00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:20,472
And then tonight
I see you there again.
330
00:17:20,597 --> 00:17:23,766
All the indications
being that I'm getting...
331
00:17:25,402 --> 00:17:27,479
... a second chance
to make a good impression.
332
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:29,572
Tell me to stop, and I'll stop.
333
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,529
Take it slower, slower,
slower, slower.
334
00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,589
Slower.
335
00:17:50,927 --> 00:17:51,803
Slower.
336
00:17:51,928 --> 00:17:53,796
Slower.
337
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:34,904
Almost... almost...
338
00:18:40,168 --> 00:18:41,944
Shit. Shit, shit!
339
00:18:47,831 --> 00:18:48,739
Shit.
340
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,173
Fiona, are you home?
341
00:18:59,496 --> 00:19:01,973
Is Fiona in?
342
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,976
Uh... she's upstairs.
343
00:19:09,906 --> 00:19:11,316
I'll go get her.
344
00:19:14,244 --> 00:19:15,120
Hey.
Oh.
345
00:19:15,245 --> 00:19:17,255
Yeah, uh, cops looking for you.
346
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,480
Stay here.
347
00:19:23,386 --> 00:19:25,121
Liam.
348
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,332
Liam?
349
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:31,327
You... you...
350
00:19:35,965 --> 00:19:37,943
I wouldn't put him
anywhere near a carpet
351
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,377
till his pants dry a bit.
352
00:19:39,502 --> 00:19:40,436
Thanks, Tony.
353
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,505
See you, Fiona.
354
00:19:46,109 --> 00:19:47,060
Who the hell is that?
355
00:19:48,945 --> 00:19:50,913
My dad.
356
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:01,324
You just leave him there all night?
357
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,425
He's never there when I get up.
358
00:20:07,597 --> 00:20:10,408
So, uh, who's the little guy?
359
00:20:10,533 --> 00:20:11,417
Liam?
360
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,536
Liam's my brother.
361
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,996
Rita.
362
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,610
Anne's school called.
She's sick.
363
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,278
Everything up to 204 is clean.
364
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:21,546
I should be back in
a couple of hours.
365
00:21:21,671 --> 00:21:22,981
Raul won't care?
366
00:21:23,106 --> 00:21:25,850
He smoked his lunch again.
He won't even know.
367
00:21:25,975 --> 00:21:27,319
I'm making tamales tonight.
368
00:21:27,444 --> 00:21:28,353
I'll drop off a dozen.
369
00:21:28,478 --> 00:21:29,387
Okay.
370
00:21:29,512 --> 00:21:30,722
Adios...
371
00:21:30,847 --> 00:21:32,657
Oh, and take all the
toilet paper you need.
372
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,666
Okay.
373
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,194
You ready, big man?
374
00:21:36,319 --> 00:21:38,220
Let's do it.
Come on. Here we go.
375
00:21:44,595 --> 00:21:48,389
Kevin, did you miss me, dear?
376
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,774
A beer and a bump. And, uh...
377
00:21:49,899 --> 00:21:51,476
Billy, you having one?
378
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,478
Have one!
379
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,148
Go away, Frank.
380
00:21:57,273 --> 00:21:59,942
A pen, Mr. Beerkeep,
it is disability day.
381
00:22:01,411 --> 00:22:03,488
Disability people haven't
caught up with you yet?
382
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,156
I thought they had some guy
383
00:22:05,281 --> 00:22:07,533
following you around with a camera.
384
00:22:07,701 --> 00:22:10,795
They can follow me around
all they want to,
385
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:14,556
but they have to actually
catch me doing something.
386
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,505
What's with the crowd?
387
00:22:20,630 --> 00:22:21,973
Layoff at the Chrysler plant.
388
00:22:22,098 --> 00:22:23,049
You see?
389
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,510
That's the problem with working.
390
00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,470
Too much instability. Stress!
391
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:35,520
What the fuck is this?
392
00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,564
What's left, after I settled
out last month's bar tab.
393
00:22:39,682 --> 00:22:41,943
Better start a new one, then.
394
00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:46,588
Oh! And a round for all
my friends from the UAW.
395
00:22:49,425 --> 00:22:51,836
Wow. Really?
396
00:22:51,961 --> 00:22:53,204
Fuck no.
397
00:23:15,952 --> 00:23:17,937
Hi.
398
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,857
Wondering what your schedule's
like on Friday.
399
00:23:21,025 --> 00:23:23,835
Uh, I've got a...
400
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:24,836
I've got a party.
401
00:23:24,961 --> 00:23:25,820
Want a chaperone?
402
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,405
You're not eligible.
403
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,990
Right. Chick thing?
404
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,744
You're not that desperate.
405
00:23:32,869 --> 00:23:34,813
Wanting to see you again
is desperate?
406
00:23:34,938 --> 00:23:37,715
No, feeling like you have
to... that's desperate.
407
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,834
Come on, you can get laid anywhere.
408
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,128
Oh, so I'm only here for a fuck?
409
00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:44,380
Never crossed your mind?
410
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,858
Just when you think
you've collared your dream girl,
411
00:23:46,983 --> 00:23:48,092
her incontinent,
412
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,219
alcoholic father appears,
wrecks everything,
413
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:51,863
and she's blaming you?
414
00:23:51,988 --> 00:23:52,972
Your dream girl?
415
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:55,366
We had drunken sex
on my kitchen floor.
416
00:23:55,491 --> 00:23:56,434
Pretty sad.
417
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,069
Quit pretending
you don't even know me.
418
00:23:58,194 --> 00:23:59,729
You weren't that drunk.
419
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,873
Hey, it's Phillip.
420
00:24:01,998 --> 00:24:03,875
Hey, it's, uh, Dead Man Walking.
421
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,376
Jimmy Clifton called today
looking for you.
422
00:24:05,501 --> 00:24:06,444
No school?
423
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,571
Nah, I got some teeth pulled today.
424
00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:09,363
Wisdom teeth?
425
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:10,523
Sugar rot.
426
00:24:11,374 --> 00:24:12,533
You know, little known fact:
427
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:13,751
don't just chew your food
on one side,
428
00:24:13,876 --> 00:24:15,053
'cause it can buckle your jaw,
429
00:24:15,178 --> 00:24:16,412
which will buckle your hips
and affect your posture.
430
00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:17,580
Oh, that's a fact?
431
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:19,040
- Skeletal fact.
- Lip.
432
00:24:20,042 --> 00:24:22,001
Hey, um,
433
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,496
talk out of your ass
with that much conviction,
434
00:24:24,621 --> 00:24:26,498
you end up needing
a much bigger toothbrush.
435
00:24:26,623 --> 00:24:28,600
That's a anal fact.
436
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:37,275
Listen, thank you for trying
to get my purse back
437
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,393
and, uh, stuff.
438
00:24:39,561 --> 00:24:40,561
- But, uh...
- Stuff?
439
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,230
I'm not looking.
440
00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,857
Not right now.
441
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,419
Okay.
442
00:24:48,544 --> 00:24:52,073
Is it all right if I leave
my number for when you might be?
443
00:24:55,151 --> 00:24:56,369
Relax, okay?
444
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:57,862
No. No, no, you're gonna like it.
445
00:24:57,987 --> 00:24:59,898
What am I, what am I even
gonna say, all right?
446
00:25:00,023 --> 00:25:02,333
You just got to keep
talking about science.
447
00:25:02,458 --> 00:25:04,068
I don't know anything about science.
448
00:25:04,193 --> 00:25:07,438
Okay, so just read from
the table of elements.
449
00:25:07,563 --> 00:25:10,341
Cerium, erbium, praseodymium.
450
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:17,640
Mrs. Jackson.
451
00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:21,152
Karen is thrilled with you.
452
00:25:21,277 --> 00:25:24,522
She got an "A"
on her physics midterm!
453
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,523
Karen!
454
00:25:25,648 --> 00:25:27,191
Honey, your little helper is here.
455
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,395
This is my brother Ian.
456
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,697
Um, I'm out of plastic bags.
457
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:35,533
Why don't you leave your shoes
out here where they can breathe.
458
00:25:35,658 --> 00:25:36,742
Sure.
459
00:25:39,496 --> 00:25:40,572
Mix these two together...
460
00:25:40,697 --> 00:25:42,440
Erbium, cerium,
461
00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:44,943
praseodymium, magnesium...
462
00:25:45,068 --> 00:25:48,580
You kids want so h homemade
lime chicken chimichangas?
463
00:25:48,705 --> 00:25:50,515
Um, no, no, thanks, Sheila.
464
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,216
- I think we're fine.
- No? All right.
465
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,927
Uh, praseodymium, uh,
466
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,762
magnesium, sulfur...
467
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:58,723
All right, I'm off to work.
468
00:25:59,816 --> 00:26:01,683
Hey, fellas.
469
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,687
- Where's Karen?
- Uh, her room.
470
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:07,315
I think Google Earth
for a GPS reference
471
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:08,833
on where Isaac Newton was born.
472
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:12,653
Guess what I made for your lunch.
473
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:16,073
Cornish game hen with Asian pear.
474
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,533
No.
475
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,644
Wild salmon with baby carrots.
476
00:26:19,769 --> 00:26:21,913
No.
477
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,005
Kiss and I'll tell.
478
00:26:26,109 --> 00:26:29,128
I'll find out what I got when
I open the damn box, all right?
479
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:47,939
All right, I'm late, Karen, honey!
480
00:26:48,107 --> 00:26:49,232
I guess I'll see you
in the morning.!
481
00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,112
What's she hiding for?
482
00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,575
What are you hiding...
483
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,202
... for?
484
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,746
Ah, sweet Jesus.
485
00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,772
It's just a study group.
486
00:27:34,811 --> 00:27:36,153
He caught Lip!
487
00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:42,159
The farther you run,
488
00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,120
the more I will kill you!
489
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:58,718
Really? An old lady on the train?
490
00:27:58,886 --> 00:28:00,636
Oh, yeah, yeah. The, um,
the doors were closing
491
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,313
on her walker, and Lip
barely got his foot in
492
00:28:02,438 --> 00:28:03,597
in time to stop them from...
493
00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:04,807
Jesus, Fiona!
494
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,441
Can't remember whether
that's good or bad.
495
00:28:07,777 --> 00:28:09,554
More likely, you two jumped
the turnstiles again
496
00:28:09,679 --> 00:28:11,723
and he twisted it trying
to outrun the transit cops.
497
00:28:11,848 --> 00:28:13,825
No, no! Always elevate extremities!
498
00:28:13,950 --> 00:28:15,226
Move before you give him
a fucking embolism.
499
00:28:15,351 --> 00:28:16,819
You okay, Lip?
500
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,279
- Yeah, just please don't touch it.
- Sweetheart?
501
00:28:18,447 --> 00:28:19,363
Okay.
502
00:28:19,488 --> 00:28:20,656
Wiggle your toes.
503
00:28:21,757 --> 00:28:23,117
Go to my house, top of the freezer.
504
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:24,135
- Yeah.
- Two ice packs.
505
00:28:24,260 --> 00:28:25,286
Second cupboard
above the sink.
506
00:28:25,454 --> 00:28:27,138
Liquid ibuprofen,
freeze spray, ACE bandages.
507
00:28:27,263 --> 00:28:28,372
Sure.
508
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,574
- Shouldn't we get it X-rayed?
- Fuck no.
509
00:28:29,699 --> 00:28:31,342
He'll be in the E.R. forever,
and for what?
510
00:28:31,467 --> 00:28:32,677
"Submetatarsal hematoma."
511
00:28:32,802 --> 00:28:35,246
Thanks. Tell us something
we didn't know five hours ago.
512
00:28:35,371 --> 00:28:36,672
Fuck off. My bedroom,
513
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:37,757
- top of the TV.
- Yeah.
514
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:39,674
Pack of smokesand d a lighter.
515
00:28:41,777 --> 00:28:43,321
Shit! I'm not here!
I'm not here!
516
00:28:43,446 --> 00:28:46,023
What...?
You don't know us, Fiona!
517
00:28:46,148 --> 00:28:48,225
Oh, what have you done?
518
00:28:48,393 --> 00:28:50,051
What have you done?!
519
00:28:58,995 --> 00:29:00,138
Can I get it through here,
520
00:29:00,263 --> 00:29:02,239
is it better coming around the back?
521
00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,824
Samsung washer.
522
00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,535
It's not me.
523
00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:07,787
Gallagher, number 2119?
524
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:10,122
Yeah, but that's not ours.
525
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,082
Well, it's paid for.
526
00:29:11,207 --> 00:29:13,209
You want me to hook it up or not?
527
00:29:28,958 --> 00:29:31,060
Where you going with those?
528
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:33,805
Uh, Veronica wants them.
529
00:29:33,930 --> 00:29:35,397
Well, give me one.
530
00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:10,374
Got it? Okay.
531
00:30:10,499 --> 00:30:12,310
Ice and Advil.
532
00:30:12,435 --> 00:30:15,513
And keep your weight off of it.
533
00:30:15,638 --> 00:30:17,248
I thought you were broke.
534
00:30:17,373 --> 00:30:19,750
That's what I said.
535
00:30:19,875 --> 00:30:21,610
These were in the washer.
536
00:30:23,646 --> 00:30:24,755
Steve?
537
00:30:26,882 --> 00:30:27,758
Who's Steve?
538
00:30:27,883 --> 00:30:29,493
The other night.
539
00:30:29,618 --> 00:30:30,561
No.
540
00:30:30,686 --> 00:30:32,363
I know.
541
00:30:37,493 --> 00:30:38,752
15 years!
542
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:39,971
15 years!
543
00:30:40,096 --> 00:30:41,606
I've done everything
in my control...
544
00:30:41,731 --> 00:30:43,040
What did I say?!
545
00:30:43,165 --> 00:30:44,308
What did I tell you?!
546
00:30:44,433 --> 00:30:45,409
Sow and thou shall reap.
547
00:30:45,534 --> 00:30:46,969
Well, she didn't reap this from me,
548
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,579
I'll tell you that.
549
00:30:48,704 --> 00:30:49,680
Reap what?
550
00:30:49,805 --> 00:30:51,983
What are you reaping now?
551
00:30:52,108 --> 00:30:53,818
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
552
00:30:53,943 --> 00:30:55,269
Whatever it is, I'll try.
553
00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,221
I'll-I'll...
I'll really try.
554
00:30:57,346 --> 00:30:59,356
Mom, don't beg him.
555
00:30:59,524 --> 00:31:02,109
If he can do this,
then the bastard's not worth it!
556
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,762
Hey, you honor thy father!
557
00:31:04,887 --> 00:31:06,405
Get fucked!
558
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,556
Don't try blaming me for this!
559
00:31:09,959 --> 00:31:12,270
You're your own worst enemy,
you two.
560
00:31:12,395 --> 00:31:15,206
They say bad things happen
in three; they don't.
561
00:31:15,331 --> 00:31:16,415
Twos! You two!
562
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,001
Insane.
563
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,390
Hello!
564
00:31:32,515 --> 00:31:33,766
How much you pay for it?
565
00:31:33,934 --> 00:31:34,926
I'm not telling you that.
566
00:31:35,051 --> 00:31:36,101
It's a gift.
567
00:31:36,269 --> 00:31:37,528
So you'd remember the phone number,
568
00:31:37,653 --> 00:31:38,529
which obviously worked.
569
00:31:38,654 --> 00:31:39,764
Your washer's in the yard, okay?
570
00:31:39,889 --> 00:31:41,482
We don't need it, I don't want it.
571
00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:44,135
So you got to come pick it up
before it starts rusting.
572
00:31:44,260 --> 00:31:45,444
Oh, is it?
573
00:31:46,495 --> 00:31:48,322
No.
574
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:49,657
Did the guy connect it?
575
00:31:50,766 --> 00:31:52,610
Yes.
576
00:31:52,735 --> 00:31:54,078
It's working okay?
577
00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,621
It's not my favorite color.
578
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:56,956
Oh, so you've tried it.
579
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,223
Let me smell your breath.
580
00:32:16,725 --> 00:32:18,018
- Pork rinds?
- No.
581
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:19,270
Um, those are mine.
582
00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,938
See? Hey, since when do pork rinds
583
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:22,039
actually come from a pig?
584
00:32:22,164 --> 00:32:23,774
Ian, I am the one
that signs your check.
585
00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,526
What's bad for him is
really bad for you.
586
00:32:25,694 --> 00:32:27,444
If you are stupid enough
to start lying for him...
587
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,696
They're just corn chips
with fake hair,
588
00:32:30,606 --> 00:32:31,482
Last warning.
589
00:32:31,607 --> 00:32:32,683
You get yourself to that mosque
590
00:32:32,808 --> 00:32:34,452
so your dad stops
blaming me for the fact
591
00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:35,828
that we're all going to hell.
592
00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,663
And talk to your mother.
593
00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:38,756
She won't talk to me.
594
00:32:38,881 --> 00:32:40,040
I can't force her to take her meds.
595
00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:41,392
Well, I don't want
the cops dragging me
596
00:32:41,517 --> 00:32:43,894
out of bed again at 4:00 a.m.
because she's out in the alley
597
00:32:44,019 --> 00:32:45,296
yelling that the CIA
is stealing her trash.
598
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,548
But that happened, didn't it?
599
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:49,867
Once.
600
00:32:49,992 --> 00:32:51,102
Four years ago, yes.
601
00:32:51,227 --> 00:32:52,603
But now she's locked
in the basement,
602
00:32:52,728 --> 00:32:54,138
making a helmet out of tinfoil.
603
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,681
Enough's enough!
604
00:32:55,849 --> 00:32:56,741
Boys, come on, let's go.
605
00:32:56,866 --> 00:32:57,908
Get in the car.
606
00:32:58,033 --> 00:33:00,011
Now, I have to take
the boys to Cub Scouts
607
00:33:00,136 --> 00:33:01,937
at the mosque before all
the carpets are taken.
608
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,607
She's your mother; get her
to take her Thorazine.
609
00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:06,692
No, boys, no candy.
Come on, let's go.
610
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:08,193
We're gonna be late.
Let's go, go, go, go, go.
611
00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:09,403
No more!
612
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:10,788
Come on, we're gonna be late.
613
00:33:10,913 --> 00:33:11,822
Hurry up.
614
00:33:45,881 --> 00:33:48,859
Just tell me you didn't go
615
00:33:48,984 --> 00:33:51,562
and get some girl pregnant.
616
00:33:51,687 --> 00:33:52,820
No worries.
617
00:33:54,990 --> 00:33:55,949
He hates me.
618
00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:59,303
You just, you look more like mom
619
00:33:59,428 --> 00:34:01,172
than any of the rest of us.
620
00:34:01,297 --> 00:34:02,456
You probably scare him.
621
00:34:02,624 --> 00:34:03,507
Yeah?
622
00:34:03,632 --> 00:34:04,875
Yeah.
623
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,293
He ain't seen nothing yet.
624
00:34:07,536 --> 00:34:09,713
Did he give you money
for the field trip?
625
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,507
I'll pay my own way, all right?
626
00:34:12,608 --> 00:34:14,885
No, you won't.
627
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,486
You must get sick of having
to think for everybody.
628
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:35,439
Well, at least I can.
629
00:34:35,564 --> 00:34:37,491
Proves I'm wanted.
630
00:34:38,601 --> 00:34:41,579
Jesus, Fiona, if all you want
631
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:43,622
is to be needed then,
632
00:34:43,790 --> 00:34:45,457
congratulations.
633
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:48,209
You've got yourself
a job for life with this joker.
634
00:35:13,869 --> 00:35:16,437
Hey. Get up.
635
00:35:18,841 --> 00:35:21,619
Dad, get up.
636
00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:23,620
Get up!
637
00:35:42,898 --> 00:35:45,075
Good job, Fiona.
638
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,712
I don't know how I could
do this without you.
639
00:35:48,837 --> 00:35:51,857
Thanks for all your hard work.
640
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,477
You're welcome, Dad.
641
00:35:58,380 --> 00:36:00,616
My pleasure.
642
00:36:38,954 --> 00:36:41,389
Good night, Daddy.
643
00:36:53,502 --> 00:36:55,212
Hello.
644
00:36:55,337 --> 00:36:57,648
If that wasn't bullshit,
what was I wearing?
645
00:36:58,387 --> 00:37:00,425
First time you saw me,
if that wasn't a lie.
646
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:04,137
Black top with gold trim,
647
00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:09,017
black shiny jeans,
thin shoes... straps...
648
00:37:10,262 --> 00:37:11,232
sandals.
649
00:37:12,186 --> 00:37:13,594
With your hair pinned high.
650
00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:18,819
Dangly gold earrings
that made me smile.
651
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:25,450
A big watch... too big,
so it slid up your arm.
652
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,995
But it looked great.
653
00:37:28,163 --> 00:37:32,349
And you were dancing
next to red-haired girl
654
00:37:32,474 --> 00:37:34,626
in a green dress.
655
00:37:41,116 --> 00:37:43,927
Yeah, yeah, Jenna.
It was Jenna's birthday.
656
00:37:44,052 --> 00:37:46,130
So you were...
you were watching her,
657
00:37:46,255 --> 00:37:48,390
who's a lot better looking than me.
658
00:37:48,558 --> 00:37:50,475
You think so? Really?
659
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,728
Yeah, so how come you're
not stalking Jenna?
660
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:55,731
Because you... you think like
that and Jenna doesn't.
661
00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:57,541
Jenna dances for an audience.
662
00:37:57,666 --> 00:38:01,245
You dance like there's no one
else in the room.
663
00:38:01,370 --> 00:38:04,315
Your life's not simple, Fiona,
664
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,284
and you can't stop it from
showing because you're no fake.
665
00:38:07,409 --> 00:38:09,620
You're not lost,
you don't need finding.
666
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,221
This whole city belongs
to the Jennas,
667
00:38:11,346 --> 00:38:12,789
but I'm sick of them.
668
00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:16,327
I swear, Fiona, you're nothing
like anyone I've ever met.
669
00:38:16,452 --> 00:38:20,321
You make me want to enjoy
my life again.
670
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,324
Are you there?
671
00:38:25,828 --> 00:38:28,029
Fiona?
672
00:39:48,343 --> 00:39:50,846
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
673
00:39:51,014 --> 00:39:52,990
What have I ever done to
anybody, never mind you,
674
00:39:53,115 --> 00:39:54,258
that made me look unreliable?
675
00:39:54,383 --> 00:39:55,692
Un... unreliable.
676
00:39:55,817 --> 00:39:58,437
People like you are just way too
used to getting your own way.
677
00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:01,106
And by people like me
you mean people like what?
678
00:40:03,759 --> 00:40:04,985
Okay, wait, all right.
679
00:40:05,153 --> 00:40:08,172
Yes-no. All you got to do
is agree or disagree.
680
00:40:08,297 --> 00:40:11,450
He thinks the sun shines
out of his own ass.
681
00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,910
- Agree or disagree.
- Agree.
682
00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,580
He's overly generous
and that bugs me.
683
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:19,207
Agree.
684
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,885
- Because I'm not used to get...
- Actually very agree.
685
00:40:22,010 --> 00:40:23,545
Because I'm not used
to getting spoiled.
686
00:40:25,843 --> 00:40:27,716
So I lose respect
for guys like Steve
687
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:29,760
because people unlike Steve
688
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:32,129
or people diametrically
opposite to Steve
689
00:40:32,254 --> 00:40:33,597
have always let me down.
690
00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:36,433
So deciding that he's overeducated
691
00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:38,001
and has more money than sense
692
00:40:38,126 --> 00:40:39,336
is somehow more socially acceptable
693
00:40:39,461 --> 00:40:40,704
than asking myself, for instance,
694
00:40:40,829 --> 00:40:43,398
why do the men I always date
treat me like shit?
695
00:40:44,499 --> 00:40:46,318
Fuck you.
696
00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:47,360
It's a question.
697
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:49,279
Fuck you.
698
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,405
Either-or.
699
00:40:53,675 --> 00:40:54,910
Agree.
700
00:40:55,078 --> 00:40:56,495
He's had a easy life.
701
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:57,855
- Definitely.
- And you prefer a guy who's been
702
00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,664
- around the block a few times.
- What if I do?
703
00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,751
Say, D block
of a maximum security prison?
704
00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:05,253
If he knew how to have fun,
yeah, sure.
705
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:07,506
Fiona, I can't help my upbringing.
706
00:41:07,674 --> 00:41:09,841
So how come it's me again
having to apologize for mine?
707
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,510
Who's asking you to?
708
00:41:11,678 --> 00:41:13,537
We finished here, guys?
709
00:41:13,662 --> 00:41:16,014
We're working on it.
710
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:20,018
You want to wait outside
while I pay the bill?
711
00:41:21,269 --> 00:41:23,355
Sure.
712
00:41:27,342 --> 00:41:28,719
He's on break?
713
00:41:28,844 --> 00:41:30,946
- Any second now.
- All right.
714
00:41:53,335 --> 00:41:55,595
- Good evening, sir.
- Thanks.
715
00:42:13,555 --> 00:42:15,323
I don't buy and sell cars.
716
00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:17,367
I just sell them.
717
00:42:17,492 --> 00:42:20,454
But the cars I sell
are mainly, uh, not mine.
718
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,877
Still looking for fun, Fiona?
719
00:42:33,275 --> 00:42:34,675
Go.
720
00:43:02,370 --> 00:43:04,247
Mom, we have to wear our shoes.
721
00:43:04,372 --> 00:43:05,540
There's bits of glass on the floor.
722
00:43:09,778 --> 00:43:11,688
Maybe Lip could use a drink.
723
00:43:11,813 --> 00:43:13,924
Oh, yes. Sorry, Lip.
724
00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:15,425
That's okay.
725
00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:18,345
I'm a bit off today,
aren't I, Karen?
726
00:43:18,513 --> 00:43:20,263
So, um, vodka?
727
00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:22,833
I could do slow comfortable screws.
728
00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,468
Plenty of tequila.
729
00:43:24,593 --> 00:43:26,203
I think I'm out of lime.
730
00:43:26,328 --> 00:43:27,812
Um, definitely gin fizz.
731
00:43:27,980 --> 00:43:28,980
Just a couple of Cokes, Mom.
732
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,190
- And some beers.
- Beers.
733
00:43:30,358 --> 00:43:31,942
Great, Sheila. Thanks.
734
00:43:39,608 --> 00:43:42,085
So what if your dad
comes back and sees me here?
735
00:43:42,210 --> 00:43:43,411
He won't.
736
00:43:43,579 --> 00:43:45,722
That's my fault?
737
00:43:45,847 --> 00:43:48,549
He's been looking for
an excuse for months.
738
00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:52,921
What kind of impression
did you get from my brother?
739
00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:54,831
- Ian?
- Yeah.
740
00:43:54,956 --> 00:43:56,716
- He seems nice.
- Right, but, uh...
741
00:43:56,884 --> 00:43:59,135
did he pitch a tent?
742
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,220
Huh?
743
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,930
Did you make him hard?
744
00:44:04,399 --> 00:44:06,476
Ever try to play pool with a rope?
745
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:54,014
Yo, Kash?
746
00:45:04,626 --> 00:45:06,427
Yo, Kash!
747
00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:14,669
All right, you stack the butter,
748
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,504
I'll do the snacks.
749
00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,384
Oh, Jesus Christ, Lip.
750
00:45:21,552 --> 00:45:22,519
Sorry, sorry, Kash.
751
00:45:22,644 --> 00:45:25,680
Just, uh...
Thanks for the tools.
752
00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:27,124
Any time.
753
00:45:27,249 --> 00:45:28,391
Long as I get 'em back.
754
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,751
Right.
755
00:45:35,891 --> 00:45:37,984
You must be joking.
756
00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:43,531
What, you're fucking him?
757
00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:47,868
Fuck.
758
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:15,146
He bought them for you, didn't he?
759
00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:18,775
Those shoes.
760
00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,710
He's married!
761
00:46:20,835 --> 00:46:22,212
With kids!
762
00:46:22,337 --> 00:46:24,155
What else does he buy you, Ian?!
763
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:27,117
Stuff.
764
00:46:27,242 --> 00:46:28,701
Now and again.
765
00:46:28,869 --> 00:46:31,621
And you're happy with that?
766
00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:34,290
What's that make you, huh?
767
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:35,625
A fucking kept boy at best.
768
00:46:41,456 --> 00:46:42,599
Listen to me, stupid!
769
00:46:42,724 --> 00:46:45,001
You think you know everything,
but you know shit!
770
00:46:45,126 --> 00:46:47,237
Ask me what I've got him, huh?
771
00:46:47,362 --> 00:46:48,438
Ask me!
772
00:46:48,563 --> 00:46:50,432
CDs, dozens of CDs!
773
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,393
Stuff that he's never heard of,
stuff I think he might like,
774
00:46:53,561 --> 00:46:55,603
'cause I want him to like
the same things that I do.
775
00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:58,381
And a couple Sox tickets
for his birthday.
776
00:46:58,506 --> 00:47:00,150
So what's that make you, Lip, huh?
777
00:47:00,318 --> 00:47:03,069
It makes you wrong, you
fucking smart asshole!
778
00:47:03,237 --> 00:47:06,156
Now go back to Kash and promise him
779
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:07,557
that you're not gonna tell anybody
780
00:47:07,682 --> 00:47:10,551
'cause he's done nothing
to be sorry for, nothing.
781
00:47:22,731 --> 00:47:26,977
"Fake Muslim cheats on
white fundamentalist wife
782
00:47:27,102 --> 00:47:28,636
with gutless gay boy."
783
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,315
Says more about White Sox fans
784
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,274
than it does for the rest of us.
785
00:47:44,285 --> 00:47:46,587
I think they're all asleep.
786
00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,827
Gotcha!
787
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:55,272
Who's been eating my porridge?
788
00:47:55,397 --> 00:47:56,414
Hey, Dad.
789
00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:57,741
This is Steve.
790
00:47:57,866 --> 00:47:59,459
Oh, no, no, no, we met before,
791
00:47:59,627 --> 00:48:01,802
but you weren't exactly...
792
00:48:07,142 --> 00:48:09,052
How much do you weigh?
793
00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:11,971
Uh, I don't know.
794
00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:14,124
That would fit me.
795
00:48:14,249 --> 00:48:16,259
You can just ignore him.
796
00:48:16,384 --> 00:48:17,936
And you? Move.
797
00:48:26,127 --> 00:48:28,538
You know what?
I better let you get to bed.
798
00:48:28,663 --> 00:48:29,839
Um, but thanks.
799
00:48:29,964 --> 00:48:31,074
It was nice.
800
00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:32,442
- Yeah.
- Nice, right?
801
00:48:32,567 --> 00:48:35,569
Oh... no. Nah.
802
00:48:43,311 --> 00:48:45,746
Who paid for this?
803
00:48:50,952 --> 00:48:53,304
What the hell's he on?
804
00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:56,266
Uh, he thinks he bought Ecstasy,
805
00:48:56,391 --> 00:48:59,435
but the only dealer he gets
credit from is a schizophrenic.
806
00:49:02,189 --> 00:49:03,673
It's not a case of whether or not
807
00:49:03,798 --> 00:49:04,874
I agree.
It's a fact.
808
00:49:04,999 --> 00:49:06,776
If I were a single
parent, we'd be on...
809
00:49:06,901 --> 00:49:07,877
Aren't you a single parent?
810
00:49:08,002 --> 00:49:09,145
"Yeah, but if I had tits..."
811
00:49:09,270 --> 00:49:10,880
Yeah, but if I had tits, Steve,
812
00:49:11,005 --> 00:49:12,549
they would double the money.
813
00:49:12,674 --> 00:49:15,493
If you're a guy,
they don't want to fucking hear it.
814
00:49:15,661 --> 00:49:16,486
I get it, Frank, so it's,
815
00:49:16,611 --> 00:49:17,487
"Prove you're looking for work."
816
00:49:17,612 --> 00:49:18,663
Oh, he's on disability.
817
00:49:18,831 --> 00:49:19,706
Yeah? For what?
818
00:49:19,874 --> 00:49:21,891
A tragedy really. I gave my life
to that company.
819
00:49:22,016 --> 00:49:23,159
You worked there a week.
820
00:49:23,284 --> 00:49:24,427
What happened?
821
00:49:24,552 --> 00:49:26,763
Uh, slaughterhouse, poultry.
822
00:49:26,888 --> 00:49:27,964
Dangerous work.
823
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,049
Doing my job, unsuspecting,
824
00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,969
when out of nowhere
I am slammed in the ribs
825
00:49:33,094 --> 00:49:34,721
by a headless flying chicken.
826
00:49:34,889 --> 00:49:37,515
I was lucky... it almost missed me.
827
00:49:37,683 --> 00:49:40,543
And what do I get for my pain
and suffering?
828
00:49:40,668 --> 00:49:42,604
Followed around
829
00:49:42,772 --> 00:49:45,189
by a video camera!
830
00:49:45,357 --> 00:49:46,583
Where's the trust, Steve?
831
00:49:46,708 --> 00:49:47,650
The sacred bond
832
00:49:47,775 --> 00:49:49,886
between employer and employee?
833
00:49:50,011 --> 00:49:52,280
Gone, Steve.
It's gone.
834
00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:54,699
How's a guy supposed to work,
hurt, with kids this age?
835
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,593
Hello? Thank you!
Yeah.
836
00:49:56,718 --> 00:49:59,162
- Exactly. Excellent!
- Excellent.
837
00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,206
And her mother,
God rest her soul, Dad, stop it!
838
00:50:02,374 --> 00:50:04,500
'cause she better be dead, that bitch.
Cut it out!
839
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:08,171
Four... four-month-old baby.
840
00:50:08,296 --> 00:50:11,975
14-year-old girl just
had her appendix out,
841
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,411
11-year-old Lip, ten-year-old Ian,
842
00:50:14,536 --> 00:50:18,081
a seven-year-old, a five-year-old.
843
00:50:18,206 --> 00:50:23,353
and, oh, and a Dodge Astro van!
844
00:50:23,478 --> 00:50:25,822
No.
Calypso... Yes. Calypso blue.
845
00:50:25,947 --> 00:50:28,224
What's the one thing that we needed?
846
00:50:28,349 --> 00:50:29,275
One word?
847
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:31,194
- One thing?
- Sterilization?
848
00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:32,429
Continuity.
849
00:50:32,554 --> 00:50:33,630
Continuity.
850
00:50:33,755 --> 00:50:36,574
Con-tin-uity.
851
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:40,103
I... I... what could I...?
852
00:50:41,629 --> 00:50:43,498
Oh, my God, I love this part.
853
00:50:50,718 --> 00:50:53,558
You said no strings could...
854
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:56,844
I... I...
what could I do, Steve?
855
00:50:57,012 --> 00:50:58,621
I... Disappear for three weeks?
856
00:50:58,746 --> 00:51:00,256
- I had a breakdown.
- You went on a bender!
857
00:51:00,381 --> 00:51:04,852
I-I had... fuck off...
nervous breakdown.
858
00:51:08,389 --> 00:51:10,066
Dad, come on. Keys!
859
00:51:10,191 --> 00:51:11,734
If this... okay.
860
00:51:11,859 --> 00:51:14,570
- This is...
- Sorry.
861
00:51:15,930 --> 00:51:18,074
I like him.
862
00:51:18,242 --> 00:51:19,509
You got any idea Sorry.
863
00:51:19,634 --> 00:51:21,010
what time it is?
It's Frank. He's...
864
00:51:21,135 --> 00:51:22,302
Yo.
865
00:51:23,455 --> 00:51:24,914
Frank, what did I tell you?!
866
00:51:25,039 --> 00:51:26,783
Here we go.
Neighbors of Satan.
867
00:51:26,908 --> 00:51:30,003
The day you start paying
rent around here, Frank,
868
00:51:30,171 --> 00:51:32,296
like the rest of us, you can
play whatever shit you want.
869
00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,340
But if you're
gonna pump up this time of night,
870
00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:36,593
you're gonna pump out the
stuff that we like, okay?
871
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:53,234
- Baby.
- What? What? What?
872
00:51:58,991 --> 00:51:59,916
Yep! Yep!
873
00:52:00,041 --> 00:52:02,827
That's it.
874
00:52:08,549 --> 00:52:10,168
Watch it.
875
00:52:10,336 --> 00:52:13,654
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
876
00:52:19,627 --> 00:52:22,772
Your dad made me follow you up.
877
00:52:22,897 --> 00:52:24,974
Gave me a condom.
878
00:52:25,099 --> 00:52:26,409
He must really like you.
879
00:52:26,534 --> 00:52:29,712
He usually just gives
my boyfriends a dental dam.
880
00:52:34,008 --> 00:52:35,359
Liam's in here somewhere.
881
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,623
Don't the kids wake up?
882
00:52:40,748 --> 00:52:43,076
Would you?
883
00:53:03,971 --> 00:53:05,640
Hey, Carl, you seen Ian?
884
00:53:06,074 --> 00:53:08,476
Uh, gone when I woke up.
885
00:53:42,744 --> 00:53:44,679
How can that be good for you?
886
00:53:44,847 --> 00:53:46,756
Or... or that?
887
00:53:46,881 --> 00:53:48,641
How can that be good for you?
888
00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:50,768
You know what's not funny, huh?
889
00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:52,395
You.
890
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:54,554
Ever.
891
00:54:02,463 --> 00:54:05,465
Anybody before Kash?
892
00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:09,345
One.
893
00:54:09,470 --> 00:54:10,713
Yeah? Who?
894
00:54:10,838 --> 00:54:13,082
I'm not telling you, all right?
895
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:17,377
Name a single time
I've let you down.
896
00:54:21,449 --> 00:54:22,959
It was a kid at school.
897
00:54:23,084 --> 00:54:24,627
Yeah?
898
00:54:24,752 --> 00:54:26,896
All right, I guess
it doesn't really matter
899
00:54:27,021 --> 00:54:28,598
'cause, I mean,
he's long gone now anyways,
900
00:54:28,723 --> 00:54:32,560
but, uh... Roger Spikey.
901
00:54:32,728 --> 00:54:35,705
Roger Spikey?
902
00:54:35,830 --> 00:54:38,274
Fucking donkey dick Roger Spikey?
903
00:54:38,399 --> 00:54:40,310
The original beefmeister?
904
00:54:40,435 --> 00:54:43,112
Or did he start that rumor?
905
00:54:43,237 --> 00:54:45,072
Not a rumor.
906
00:54:45,573 --> 00:54:46,991
Whoa, that was a bit gay.
907
00:54:47,159 --> 00:54:48,785
What you just did there
with your eyebrows.
908
00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:50,420
You want to watch that.
909
00:54:50,545 --> 00:54:52,312
All right, fuck off, all right?
910
00:54:53,457 --> 00:54:56,526
But seriously, like...
911
00:54:56,651 --> 00:54:59,829
like up the ass?
912
00:54:59,954 --> 00:55:01,731
Do you get used to that?
913
00:55:01,856 --> 00:55:02,932
Can someone get used to that?
914
00:55:03,057 --> 00:55:05,134
I mean... I mean, the whole point
915
00:55:05,259 --> 00:55:09,029
of the digestive system
is one-way traffic.
916
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,976
It just is.
917
00:55:18,573 --> 00:55:20,608
What? What?!
918
00:55:20,776 --> 00:55:22,318
"Just is."
919
00:55:22,443 --> 00:55:24,087
Like, like, we're only given
our lungs
920
00:55:24,212 --> 00:55:26,447
to freakin' smoke, right?
921
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,461
It's hot!
922
00:55:40,629 --> 00:55:42,004
Don't drop it off.
Please don't drop it.
923
00:55:42,129 --> 00:55:43,639
Please don't drop it!
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
924
00:55:43,764 --> 00:55:45,383
oh, my God.
925
00:55:45,551 --> 00:55:46,809
The sausage is ready.
926
00:55:46,934 --> 00:55:48,144
I haven't had eggs in a while.
927
00:55:48,269 --> 00:55:50,380
Somebody already
get the pancakes?
928
00:55:50,505 --> 00:55:51,847
What's all this?
929
00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:54,475
Debbie's the only person I know
wakes up earlier than I do,
930
00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:56,227
and I told her
I never eat breakfast,
931
00:55:56,395 --> 00:55:57,620
but she said it's her favorite meal.
932
00:55:57,745 --> 00:55:59,105
And I thought since
it's her birthday...
933
00:55:59,499 --> 00:56:00,773
No, it's not!
934
00:56:00,941 --> 00:56:02,108
It's not her birthday.
935
00:56:02,276 --> 00:56:04,394
I never said it was.
I said, "I wished it was."
936
00:56:04,519 --> 00:56:05,962
Ah, right, she said
she wished it was.
937
00:56:06,087 --> 00:56:07,630
Sorry, Deb, I totally misheard that.
938
00:56:07,755 --> 00:56:08,906
Perforated eardrum on the right.
939
00:56:12,827 --> 00:56:15,405
15 minutes before school, tops.
940
00:56:15,530 --> 00:56:16,439
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
941
00:56:16,564 --> 00:56:18,207
Ian, Lip, dishes soon
as you're done.
942
00:56:18,332 --> 00:56:19,542
- Debbie, Carl...
- Yeah.
943
00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:21,502
You've got to take the trash out.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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