All language subtitles for S03E08 Crisis On Earth-X (1)

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Supergirl SO3EO8
Crisis on Earth-X, Part 1

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Hey, Doc,

you really think you
can make that thing work?

We need to make it work

if we're ever gonna bring hope
back to this darkened world.

You're the best they could send?

Funny, I was gonna say the same thing.

There are more like me,

and one day they will free this world.

That day may come, but you
won't be here to see it.

That flag died a long time ago.

Well, it still means something.

Yeah. It's a bull's-eye.

With this, my reign
will last for eternity.

Barry, we have a major problem.

Yep.

Fighting it right now.

No, no, it's about our wedding.

This is not the best time.

Well, the caterers need a
final count tomorrow morning

and not everyone has RSVP'd yet.

Who hasn't RSVP'd?

Hey, Oliver, we gotta talk.

Earth to Oliver.

I'm a little busy

right now.

Well, it's not like you're
dealing with Damien Darhk,

I mean, these are just some ninjas.

If you were here, you might
have a little more respect

for "just some ninjas".

Okay, this is serious.

Barry and Iris need to know if
we're going to their wedding.

Of course we're going.

Okay, so I'll RSVP yes, then?

- Barring further ninjas.
- Perfect.

Please, sir, alms for the poor?

Out of the way, old man.

Royal business in Nottingham.

It'll be your neck if we're late.

It's Robin Hood!

Not quite.

- Oh, dear.
- Hey, guys,

did we RSVP for Iris
and Barry's wedding?

We definitely did not.

Then that's a serious
breech of courtesy.

Weddings are the worst.

All right, team, let's go!

We got a wedding to prepare for!

Wrong answer.

When I tell you to get
someone on the phone,

that doesn't mean five minutes,

that means right now.

I don't care if they're
busy, you make it happen.

Otherwise, you're not gonna
be able to afford a phone.

My car!

I'm scrambling a strike team.

There's no time, she's on her own.

Supergirl, identify the threat
so we can help you fight it.

Whatever it is, it came out
of deep orbit and it is mad.

- So it's alien?
- Well, it's definitely not NASA.

- Is it Czarnian?
- Or Hellgrammite.

Dominator.

These guys are so last year.

I heard there was a fight. Is Kara okay?

Fine. She's Supergirl.

So, Mon-El just showed
up like nothing was wrong?

I think he was just trying
to make things seem normal.

Normal? The man I love,

and thought was dead, is alive.

And every night I'd make up all these
scenarios of how I'd see him again

and now he's actually here,
but, guess what? He's married.

I'm sorry, I shouldn't be complaining.

I know you're still dealing
with the pain of Maggie.

At least, we have each other.

And misery loves company.

God, that's depressing.

Mmm-hmm.

Yep. And on that note, I'm
gonna get another drink.

Hey.

What's this?

- Oh, wedding invitation.
- "Barry Allen".

As in, wait, the Flash, Barry Allen?

The one and only.

Oh. When is it?

Tomorrow, I guess.

- Are you going?
- Do I look like

the kind of person that's in
the mood to go to a wedding?

Besides, I'm not the only
one on that invitation.

You're right. This is not
a time for us to go out

or have any fun, this is our time

to wallow, to drown our sorrows,
and put on breakup weight.

No.

I was just kidding.

I know that you're incapable
of putting on weight.

Which I totally resent.

I mean, we are not going
to just sit here and wallow.

We are going to get
ourselves out of this funk

and off of this couch,

and we're going to get our mojo back.

What? Wait, what are we doing?

We're going to that wedding.

Iris, you are really glowing.

Aw.

Wait, it's pregnant women
who glow, brides blush.

Right. Blushing bride I can do,

the other one, not just yet.

Oh, It doesn't get
better than this, ladies.

I know. It feels so good
to just be away from it all.

- Everything.
- Where's Mon-El?

You know what? It's a long story,

but thank you for letting me
bring my sister as my plus-one.

Yeah. Absolutely. I'm actually
really excited to meet her.

Me, too.

Uh...

Oh, I'm sorry. I should have warned you.

I take a lot of keratin.

- Super strong nails.
- So, um,

you and Oliver? You
guys next, you think,

to walk down the aisle?

Maybe once the city
is not being attacked

and Oliver is no longer under indictment

and he's spent enough time with his son

who is still mourning
the loss of his mother.

- So, any day now.
- Any day now.

Well, cheers, Iris, to your big day.

- To your big day.
- Cheers.

- Thanks, girls.
- Cheers to you.

You know, I mean, I've been in
love with Iris since I was ten.

How am I supposed to fit
all that love into one vow?

I've already written
38 pages, single spaced.

You could always speed-read it.

No, no one would understand me.

I don't know what to
do, man, I need help.

Barry, when you're up there,

- and you look into her eyes...
- Damn.

...the words will come.

And if they don't,

the look on your face will tell her
everything that she needs to know.

You clean up nice, my friend.

Thanks. Yeah, you, too.

I can't believe you're
really doing this.

Yeah, man.

What can I say, I got the girl.

And, so did you.

You ever think about making it official?

Again? Yeah.

Um...

I think that with everything
going on right now,

it's just not the right time.

- You love her?
- I love her so much.

Put a ring on her.

People like us are always going
to be getting into trouble, right?

Having someone we love by our side

just makes getting out of
that trouble that much easier.

We have something to fight for.

If I can have my happy
ending, so can you.

I promise.

I'm supposed to be
the all-knowing mentor.

I have been known to catch up.

What's wrong?

You didn't react to my joke.

Oh.

That's fine, he got it.

I call it, "The calm
after the Firestorm".

What is it?

It's efficient decelerating serum.

It's a cure?

We've spent months trying
to devise a solution

to neutralize the Firestorm matrix.

Uh, separate ourselves
without blowing up.

Or switching bodies. We read your notes.

Although, why you wouldn't want to
switch bodies with him is beyond me.

What Squidward here means to say is,

we took the data you extrapolated
from Newton and Curie and Galileo...

Hacks, every one of them.

...and we ran it through a Conway
class nucleo-dynamic synthesizer.

Hold your applause, I
only built it myself.

First off, nobody was clapping.

Second, that explains why it couldn't
splice a proton for a neutrino field.

I'll splice the proton
from your neutrino field.

"Fields". I've got a million fields.

Really? Are all your
fields this unbearable?

Gentlemen, we appreciate your efforts,

but how do you account
for the destabilization

of the Firestorm matrix?

- We trick it.
- We trick it.

Quark spheres.

They'll convince the matrix that
our genetic codes are connected,

when, in actuality,
they're not. That's genius.

And, you're sure this'll work?

No powers for either of us?

Guaranteed to put out
the fire in Firestorm.

One of you takes it...

Boom. You're back to your old selves.

No offense.

Uh, just to be safe, I'd like
to have Gideon run some tests,

calculate dosage.

We could take this
directly after the ceremony.

I can't wait to tell Clarissa and Lily

that I'm finally coming home.

This is fantastic news, isn't it?

Yeah, it's great. It's everything
we wanted, so thanks, guys.

- You're welcome.
- You're welcome.

Hail victory!

Hail Fuhrer!

The rebels' technology is impressive.

It's a good thing you
stopped them when you did.

- Can you make it work?
- Yes.

But I need time to test it.

To ensure they haven't set a trap.

You have one day.

You heard her.

Almost time for the rehearsal dinner.

Of course. I was just
finishing up some personal work.

Come in, my dear. How are you doing?

I'm okay.

Yes, the last wedding
we attended together...

Was mine.

Ronnie was such a great man.

I should know. I might have spent
more time with him than you did.

- He was the best.
- Hmm.

I think he'd be so
happy for you, though.

You know Cisco and Wells needed my
help to come up with that cure, right?

Of course, my darling.

Caitlin, I saw your
brilliance written all over it.

So what will you do when
you're no longer Firestorm?

Be a better husband, I hope.

And father.

There's a project I promised
Lily we would work on together.

And, most importantly,

I'll be spending time with my grandson.

I plan to regale him with
thousands of bedtime stories

from all my adventures, and
I intend to teach him chess.

That sounds lovely.

We better get going.

Joe said that he'd lock up
anyone who missed his speech.

Oh. You better run along.

- I'll be right with you.
- Okay.

♪ I will always Come back to you ♪

♪ Even in the mean time
I will always standby ♪

♪ A mirror on the shelf

♪ Call you in the night time

♪ Call you in the day time

♪ Canvas up to you

I never pegged you as a wedding guy.

I never pass up on a free buffet.

Or an open bar.

Sorry, didn't I try
and kidnap you, once?

Yes. And I wouldn't try that again.

Somebody who drinks like that is
looking to make something go away.

Yeah, well...

And what are you
looking to make go away?

Nothing. I just like
the taste of scotch.

Fair enough.

I just called off my engagement.

- Ooh.
- Yeah. So being here...

Really brings up a lot.

What, did you catch him cheating?

Uh-uh.

Her.

It wasn't anything like that.

We just wanted different
things, you know?

Wish I had realized that sooner.

Had to make a break for it
before later came around.

So, let me guess,

being at the rehearsal dinner for
the world's most perfect couple

is probably the last
place that you wanna be.

It stings a little, yeah.

To making things go away.

And loving the taste of scotch.

- Hey.
- Hey.

This is really nice.

- Thanks for having us.
- Of course.

Um, actually, I wanted
to ask you for a favor.

By the way, your sister seems to
be tipping the elbow pretty heavy.

Oh, that's fine. Oh.

No one can drink Alex under a table.

She's just had a rough go of it lately.

She's not the only one, I'm guessing.

I just noticed you don't
have your plus-one with you.

Oh, I am pluses zero these days.

Sorry. What happened with Mon-El?

What didn't happen?

- The end of the world.
- Faced that three times.

- Time travel.
- I've been there, a lot.

He's married to someone else.

Uh-oh.

That's...

I've got nothing for that. I'm sorry.

I mean, it's my own fault.

I keep forgetting that my life
should only be about Supergirl,

but then, you know, life keeps
finding a way to remind me.

I finally got Oliver to admit
it's okay to have love in his life,

now I've got to convince you, too?

Barry, it's different for
you guys, you're human.

And you're what? Other than
an alien, I mean... You know.

Alone.

Anyway, what was the
favor you wanted to ask me?

Oh, um...

The last adventure that we had together,

I learned about a very
cool, new, non-superpower

- ability that you have.
- Yes.

I was wondering if you
might mind breaking it out?

You're late, as usual.

Sorry. Had to change.

- Don't you have a time machine?
- Yes. Very droll.

Jefferson, I need to talk to you.
Would you excuse us for a minute?

Where have you been, man?

Cooking.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure
this event's catered.

Not food.

This.

Wait, I thought that the cure

STAR Labs made for us
was a blue one, not...

It is. This isn't the cure.

This is a molecular
resequencing smart virus

with a non-normative reciprocal action.

Do you just make up scientific
words to make yourself sound smarter?

The contents of this
file will rewrite your DNA

and give you superpowers.

Are you serious?

What kind of powers?

Well, I extrapolated it
from the genetic abilities

of a Microhexura Montivaga.

The spruce-fir moss spider.

You're trying to turn
me into Spider-Man?

Well, no. I mean, you
won't be super strong

and able to lift ten
times your body weight.

Nor will you be able to shoot webs

from a subdermal gland in
your wrist flexor muscle.

But I'll have spidey-sense?

No, I'm afraid not.

So what powers will I have?

You'll be able to stick to things.

Incredible adhesion. Like glue.

You'll just be stuck right
on something, no sliding off.

Mmm.

The spectacular Sticky Man.

Well, I'm sure Cisco could fashion
you a more exciting sobriquet.

The important thing is, you
can still have what you want.

You told me, when we began
our latest adventures,

that all you wanted was superpowers
and be able to be on the Waverider.

- Yeah, but...
- Now you can have both.

You may not be able to
be Firestorm anymore,

but you can still be a Legend.

I thought that would make you happy.

Yeah, you would think that.

Can I have everybody's
attention for a second?

Grab a drink.

All right.

So, the old man has a few words to say.

What can I possibly say

about Barry and Iris that everyone
in this room doesn't already know?

How they're special,

and kind,

and brave.

But we all know that, so,

I'm gonna talk to you all about
somebody you might not know.

Me.

For the longest time, I have been happy

just to be Dad to these two.

And then Wally comes along

and...

Then watching them

face what they have
in the last few years

with grace, and trust,

and love, so much love...

You see two people who love like that

and you want it, too.

- Oh, I'm in this speech.
- Yes, you are.

So,

Barry, Iris,

thank you

for showing me how to love again.

For showing me

that love is the most
important thing we have.

I love you guys.

- To Barry and Iris.
- To Barry and Iris.

It's no surprise, but
that was a lovely speech.

It was the perfect speech,
straight from the heart.

Yeah.

We should consider doing
something along these lines.

Along what lines? What do you mean?

I mean, the friends and family,

and crab cakes, and
toasts, and those lines.

Oh, yeah? You wanna
have a rehearsal dinner?

What exactly would we be rehearsing?

The thing that we would do the next day.

Did I have some of Cisco's
10,000-proof cocktail

that he gives to Barry
so that he can get drunk,

or are you asking me to marry you?

- What if I was?
- What?

That was silly. I am.

I mean, I don't wanna get down on
one knee and make it overly formal,

because I'm a little bit sore
from handling those ninjas, but...

Felicity Megan Smoak,

will you marry me?

No.

- No?
- Yes.

- Yes?
- No. No, no.

No. Yes, as in I meant no, no.

No.

I'm not understanding
what's going on here.

I love our life, I love what we have,

I love William, I...

Are you framing this for a "but"?

Let's just talk about this another time.

This might come as some surprise,

but I'm actually physically incapable

of talking about
anything else right now.

We don't need a piece of paper

to show each other
that we love each other.

I totally agree with that.

This has nothing to do with
any types of pieces of paper.

This has to do with you and
me taking the opportunity

to get up in front of
the people that we love,

to have the people who love us present,

and make a commitment to one another.

Yeah, and the commitment part is great.
I'm so down for the commitment part.

- Mmm-hmm. - Super
on it with that,

- but not the legal part.
- I'm still not understanding.

- Just forget about it.
- No, Felicity...

Oliver, I don't wanna marry you.

♪ A face in the
crowd is watching me ♪

♪ Don't you forget
that Love cannot be ♪

♪ Taken for granted

Own Man, I wish I could sleep-fly.

♪ But I never seem to
work out How it ends ♪

♪ And I think it's almost
Never making sense ♪

♪ And it's hard to control

♪ 'Cause love is emotional

♪ Inside the walls Of monasteries ♪

♪ Men make their rounds

♪ And knowledge Is their friend ♪

♪ Written down

♪ Reminding us that
love Is a concept ♪

♪ A road to redemption

♪ That's alright

♪ But I never seem to
work out What they meant ♪

♪ And I think it's almost
Never making sense ♪

Ah. Professor.

Your daughter insisted I not
walk around your house naked,

so I found one of your dresses.

You're out of milk.

♪ I feel like a lone star

♪ Out there On the
edge of the universe ♪

♪ Kids sleeping With
their headphones ♪

♪ All crying in the
car On the way home ♪

♪ Mom's crying In the front seat ♪

♪ Now they're playing
Our song on the radio ♪

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Well, look what the cat dragged in.

Why is it so bright here?

I mean, don't they have
clouds on this Earth?

- Where have you been?
- Jeez.

Why didn't you come back to Joe's?

- I was out.
- "Out?"

Out doing what?

Jogging. Fully clothed.

- Why?
- Well, you had me so worried.

You can't just disappear
on another Earth.

Look, I didn't do anything that
I wouldn't have done on our Earth.

- Okay.
- Per se.

Hey.

Hey, Kara. Alex.

Yeah, that's...

- Sara.
- Sara. Okay.

- That's me, I'm Sara.
- I knew that.

That's so funny. How are you?

How are you?
It's a lovely day, isn't it?

It's such a perfect day for a wedding.

- How are you doing?
- I'm good.

A little hungover, but I'll survive.

How are you? How's your butt?

I heard you fall out of bed this morning

and it sounded like it hurt.

Yeah, a little.

All right, I will catch you guys inside.

- You...
- It was not what it sounded like.

- ... didn't.
- I did. I did.

Like, twice, I think. Three times.

My God, what did I do?

What did I do? Do you know what I did?

- Uh, not the specifics, no.
- Look, I had a one-night stand.

- You did.
- Kara, it's horrible.

- No.
- I'm terrible.

It's such a guy thing to do.
I am a horrible, terrible guy.

No, you're a healthy, single lady.

And you just had a really
great time at a wedding,

there's nothing wrong with that.

- You didn't do anything wrong.
- I didn't?

No. And Sara's awesome.

Except for the fact
that she's an assassin.

- She's an assassin?
- Mmm-hmm.

Sassy assassin.

Get into this church now.

Welcome to the West/Allen wedding,
can I show you to your seat?

Are you here for the bride or groom?

Well, considering I've tried to
kill the groom a couple of times,

it's probably best I
sit on the bride's side.

Uh, well, that would be the left side.

Great.

Do I know you?

I hate cops.

- Hi, David.
- Hi, Cecile.

And lawyers.

Friend from work?

Not quite.

Would you like some sparkling water?

- Sparkling?
- Excuse me?

Oh, um...

I just thought you might
be a little parched.

Big day, jitters and all.

You're getting married.

- I am.
- Today.

Today. Yes, I am. Today. Yeah.

Yeah.

So, sparkling water? I
have lemon, I have lime.

- I'm good. Thank you.
- Okay.

- I'm really excited to be here.
- Oh.

I mean, at a wedding.

Any wedding. It just so
happens to be your wedding.

- You love weddings.
- I really do.

- That's cool.
- Actually.

And, I don't know, I just feel like
this is gonna be one for the ages.

I'm really happy I got to see it.

Have we met?

No. No, I'm a complete
and total stranger.

Good luck up there.

Just remember to say "I do".

Right.

- Okay.
- All right.

That's my cue. You sit. Take that.

♪ Can't say how the
days Will unfold ♪

♪ Can't change what
the Future may hold ♪

♪ But I want you in it

♪ Every hour, every minute

♪ This world can
race by far too fast ♪

♪ Hard to see While
it's all flying past ♪

♪ But it's clear now

♪ You're standing here now

♪ I am meant to be Wherever
you are next to me ♪

♪ All I want to do

♪ Is come running home to you

♪ Come running home to you

♪ And all my life I promise to ♪

♪ Keep running home to you

I wish your parents
were here to see this.

They are.

Everyone, please be seated.

Welcome to you all.

I'm honored to be
presiding over the wedding

of Barry Allen and Iris West.

Although I don't know them well,

I know that this is a good match.

How do I know that? Well...

Because of you, because of all of you.

Looking out at their friends

and their family...

...and seeing the joy on all your faces,

seeing how happy you are for them,

tells me everything I need to know.

It tells me that these two
people deserve to be together.

They deserve to be happy

and fulfilled.

And they deserve a long life together.

And now to the standard housekeeping.

Does anyone have just cause why
these two should not be married?

Speak now, or forever hold your peace.

Peace is overrated.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

Nazis?

- I hate Nazis.
- I hate Nazis.

Get everybody out of here!

Go, get 'em out, okay?

- Hey.
- I love you.

- I love you.
- Go.

Out! Out. Out, everybody out.

I think it's time you introduced
these guys to your mean roommate.

Where did she get this outfit?

That's what I'm talking about.

- Who are you?
- Come find out.

One weapon, two humans.

Wanna fight?

Cisco, up top! I need a breach!

- Nice.
- Yeah.

Stay down.

No!

Fall back. Everybody fall back.

Best wedding ever.

Iris.

I'm so sorry.

I know, babe.

And, I'm fine.

The most important thing
is that we're both okay.

And look, who knew
that Monique Lhuillier

could survive a gunfight, roght?

I am going to marry you.

I know.

There must be some way to wake him up.

I honestly think the world has gone mad.

He's definitely got a concussion.
It's not too bad, though.

He'll be out for a little while.

May I ask why you're dressed like that?

Oh.

I become Killer Frost
whenever I'm angry or scared,

and something tells me
I'm gonna be both of those

before this is all over.

Astonishing.

So, what's the game plan?

There is none yet.

Whoever attacked us knows who we are,

so I think just get Joe and
Cecile as far away as possible.

Oh, no way, man. I have
to help out. Come on.

You're helping by
keeping our family safe.

He's right.

Until we know what these
people want, nobody's safe.

You wiped the minds of
the guests at the wedding?

Yep. Everyone's secret
identity remains secret.

Any idea where they fled?

No. I flew over the entire
city, there's no trace of them.

Well, clearly they attacked
because you all were there.

Killers, heroes, then what?

If I know my history, ethnic
cleansing, world domination.

Make America Aryan again.

Which it never was.

Hashtag "melting pot".

I hate Nazis.

Their appearance seems quite
a severe course of action

in support of a cause that
was defeated over 70 years ago.

Apparently they didn't know
about the Yalta Conference.

What's a Yalta?

That woman didn't seem
surprised to see me.

How did she even know
you were on this Earth?

And how was she as strong as you?

That archer matched me,

shot for shot.

You know, I think it's
time we got some answers.

Yeah, he ain't exactly talking.

So let's make him talk.

The Kryptonian was stronger
than we anticipated.

Next time, she won't be so lucky.

What did you do?

What did you do?

You were supposed to
wait until we were ready

before you attacked!

Opportunity knocked in
the form of a wedding.

We answered.

Opportunity knocked and you answered.

Well, now, because of your recklessness,

we have lost Prometheus.

Boys, boys, boys, don't fight.

You need to save your power,
your anger, for those heroes.

We will have another
chance to achieve victory.

And when we do,

we will kill every last one of them.

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