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I say like ... Now I remember of course not what he's called ... Anyway, somebody said:

"Are you not left at 20, do you have no heart "-

- "and you are not right at 40, you have no head. "

I think it was Churchill who said it.

- No, Jean d'Ormesson. - Jean d'Ormesson? So?

Yes I think so. For fifteen years you have been easy a program that has become cult.

You can say that you are exploring the human soul?

Yes, people extradite themselves with me more than anywhere else, so it is true.

You ask very straight questions, sometimes they are even very private.

Yes, you hear so much clutter and politically correct snack all the time.

Why do the same interviews like any other?

No, it's clear. You are over 60 today. How do you see yourself in ten, fifteen years?

Cremated.

It is now time for another music break.

- It's good moves in this song! - Yes indeed!

- I'm very happy with the car! - It's nice to drive.

Yes, but take it easy. You run a little well fast. It is not yet fed up.

- Run-in is no longer available. - The first hundred miles you have to ...

No, you drive as you like now. Everything like that has ended with.

- Have you rolled one? - Yeah.

- He's really upbeat. - Yes, he's greasy to everyone.

- Like when he talked about your program ... - Yeah.

- "Explore the human soul." Seriously... - Yes, it was a little good ... He doesn't hesitate.

Idiots sex stories are not directly ...

Yes, though now you exaggerate everything in the other direction.

- It was you yourself who said it. - Yeah, but I'm me, and you're you.

- Vanessa said she was going to take a taxi. - Yeah.

She certainly tells both of them the other one for you, Vanessa ... Should we go?

Today we have the honor to be visited by Castro

- who should spend an hour with us.

Before the break we talked about the time. What does it mean to aging for you?

Above all to achieve a certain inner calm.

The best thing about achieving a certain age is that you release something that is not important.

You get some distance and no longer have the same need to prove something.

- Sure ... - You are no longer afraid to be judged.

I care less about that what people say about me.

That's why I talked about inner calm.

Bullshit! Damn, I don't understand What the GPS means. Is this what we should take off?

- Yeah ... - Vincent, is this ?! Damn it!

No danger, it sets a new path. "Org. Caro?"

- Take it! She is from the organization. - Hey? No, it's not Héléne.

No, because she's running right now. Yes. Okay. Okay.

- Have you talked to Castro about the program? - I'm going there, Caroline! See you later!

Okay? Well then. Bye!

- He doesn't want to know about my Afghan. - You know what I think ...

... is daughter, Nina Mareuil-Castro, whose first book was unanimously praised.

- It was fun? - Yeah.

- Take off... - He's talking about Nina!

... incredible for a father to see that one's children ...

You missed, but it does nothing. Turn right at 700 meters.

... showed the first pages of the book ...

- Risk of new tsunami in Phuket ... - Vincent, are you doing it diligently ?!

- See you later. - Yeah.

Yes, lately we have stagnated anyway and stopped the slide a little.

Yes exactly. Yes. No, I agree. It does not look good. 8% is very little.

We are still good at it in housewives. No, I agree.

You still don't think so put the program down?

I said, "You still don't think so put the program down? "

So, do you still think not do? Give me some ... Well? Yes?

Is it Horwitz?

Okay, call me in the evening, as soon as you know more. Bye.

- Does he want to put it down? - It depends on the advertisers ...

- They may not shut down an institution? - Yes, and Castro doesn't want to change anything.

I know, he doesn't listen to me.

- My Natalouch! With these micket fire. - Okay.

- I love you! -All good, Titi? - Yeah.

- What's her name? - Samantha.

Samantha!

- Samantha? - Biggiestar ?! Is the blonde known?

- No. What are you doing? - Fixes olive sticks.

Ask the guests if they need anything instead. The olives are good as they are.

Good idea to hire people from the neighborhood ... The others are good, but she ...

Calm, I keep an eye on her.

- I remember when she went to high school ... - Nina, are you there? Hello? Have you put on?

No, sorry, but Dad finds just that our common past. Comic ...

- I didn't understand ... Will you, or? - No, it's just boxing.

Stop, no one cares about my books. Last was signing, so of course ...

No, it's not just celebrities, and if it gets boring we go.

Okay, call me.

- When I saw it, I was completely ... - It's not true?! Castro ?!

It's not possible?! It's Castro!

Samantha?

- Do you remember me? I hired you as ...? - Waitress.

- Yes, so the photos ...? - Yeah ...

- What are you doing? Go and serve! - Yes Yes...

- Well? - She comes. Come on, you gotta meet someone.

- Do you know Biggiestar? - Yes, the barn idol.

- What was your name? - Lou.

- Loulou. - And Louloulou?

- My name is Guy. - Oh! That was great, Guy!

Yes, I have strong pinions.

Thomas! What fun you came! You were great in your latest movie!

- Thanks. What is beautiful here! - Paradise!

- So close to Paris! - Yes, it only takes 35 minutes.

- Can I have an autograph? - Sure.

- 35 minutes, baby! It took 1.5 hours! - You missed the road.

Yes, but it is far. I do not understand... My sister who is such a typical Parisian.

Sure, birds and the country is fine, but ...

- Right? City bullet Nathalie in the country ... - She still has a place in Paris?

- Damn it too! Did I run on it? - Yes, and not a little ...

Damn it too!

- Nobody saw anything. - No but...

- If you have such a car you have money ... - You're not gonna say anything?

Of course, it is clear that I will.

I'll tell you, I say!

Why not? I have invited you several times, but you still thank no.

I like what you do, Not to mention Nathalie, come on!

It's so uncomfortable with such programs.

- What do you mean? - Talking about their privacy ...

No, but it's completely up to you. We don't even have to mention the divorce.

- How do you know about it? - You do exactly what you want.

I don't know ... Yeah, maybe. I'll get something to drink.

- How is it? - Thanks good.

It was a long time ago...

Mickey Bonello.

- Yeah? Yes... - Do you not know me?

- Well ... - He doesn't recognize me!

- How do we know each other? - I was a sound engineer at "Comme un lundi".

- Well ?! - So you don't recognize me?

No, I'm sorry, but I don't recognize you.

- Typically stars! We worked together for a year. - What year was that?

- No idea ... - 95. - 1996.

Twenty years ago. Do you know how many people I've met since then? And you get angry.

- Fun right? Did he say he lives here next door? - No, he didn't say that.

Madame Chaulieu, who controls Saturnin.

Who is Saturnin? I don't know any more ...

The city of Saturnin, dumb! We are in the municipality of Saturnin!

- Mme Chaulieu is mayor ... master. - How do you say?

Mayor. It just gets rid of you says municipal council or municipal director.

- Nice to meet you. - Pleasant.

PRIVATE

- Champagne? - No thanks.

- Juice? - No, I don't belong to the guests.

You have the right to be thirsty? What are you for something, then?

Driver. I'm Castro's Driver.

Castro ?! I love Castro!

- He's nice, huh? Is he? - Yeah, really nice.

I knew it!

- Do you think I can ask him for a photo? - Sure, he never says no.

I love him! Is he kind of private? He certainly learns to get out of rage sometimes.

Maybe it, but with me it has gone great.

So he is kind private?

Yes.

Unfortunately I have to go ...

- Sure. Good luck! - Thanks.

- How are you? - Oh!

- Why are not you coming? - Daughter not here?

- No. - Maybe.

- Who is "daughter"? - My daughter. She boasted rebukes.

- Excuse me? Can I take a photo to my mother? - Sure, if it's for your mother, so ...

Perfect!

- What they are tough with their photos! - Oh! Damn!

- Who is that idiot doing all bad? - Guy? He's amazing!

- How? - His unique way of looking at things.

- What is he doing? - He grows organically here next door.

We immediately became friends. I buy his tomatoes and onions-all echo!

Is he fantastic because he grows green?

Yes, but not just that. He has a fantastic philosophy of life.

He likes everything simple and genuine. Do you know what I received in the gift of welcome?

A honey jar. "To bring in." a little sweetness in your house, "he said.

Stop being so cynical!

What are they doing here? - Good day, Monsieur Delavennel-Good day, madame ...

- How nice to visit! - We want to talk to you ...

- Sure! You should get a glass! - Thanks, but ...

- Good day! -Nathalie? - Excuse me for a moment ...

- Thanks! - No problems. What does Biggiestar do here?

- Are you going to do a program? - Yes, possibly.

Possibly?

- No, my wife is in Bali for two weeks. - In Bali? What happiness ...

Yes, she's visiting a friend who has a house there.

Hi, Jean-Luc! All is well?

- Hey, Marie! Are you invited? - No.

I thought so...

What is she doing?! Vanessa's taxi has been stationary for a quarter of an hour!

- I was just wondering where Vanessa was. - I wonder sometimes ...

With my subscription can I see the taxi on the map.

Now it has stood still for a quarter.

- She's got some business. Let her be. - I'm not doing anything else ...

- You're too jealous, unnecessary. - Take out a chain?

- No, it's too early to take out the meat. - The fire is well under way for grilling.

- There is your sister with her stupid masseur. - What naughty you are! I like Vincent.

- He's so mad. He keeps up with him. - After you, she wanted a kind type.

- What beautiful here is! Absolutely huge! - And so close to Paris!

Bird Road, yes ...

Here is a fig tree. It may not look any further than, but ...

- Good idea. There are no trees here ... - Maybe no fig tree.

We heard you in the car and laughed a lot ate your joy of aging.

Shall I say I'm shit and want to cry when I see me?

- Don't be so hot. - It was you who started!

- We see once a year! - Was I mad?

I didn't listen. The waitress has gone up in smoke ...

- And the sciatica massage, Vincent? - Don't start again!

- He's just kidding. - No, it's just contempt.

- Héléne, do you have no humor? - Yeah, he's kidding.

- Yeah. - Anyway, the sciatica massage goes well.

I call that a happy surprise! How is it? All is well? Fun to see you!

- Sure he plays well? - Yeah.

- I wanted to be a guitarist. - Well, it's not too late?

- I tested, but got hurt in my fingers. - Samantha!

What you scared! You scare me every single time.

I want to know who was in the meeting.

Gigi? Do you think Gigi is involved? Try to find out.

- 30 new endangered animal species ?! The cat too! - The cat too ?!

- 8% ?! Damn, we can't get back! - No.

- But we are good at housewives. - Yeah.

- Horwitz hasn't heard from him? - No.

We had a similar dip three years ago, but then we came again.

- How is it? - And you yourself?

- What a beautiful castle! - 35 minutes from Paris! -A moment ...

Do you remember Marco? And Lucien?

Come on! Wake! Here is completely dead. Just a bunch of old bumps.

It's not just me. It's not that simple.

I know it's been over a year, but that is the region's decision, do you understand?

She got to build her little road. The region said nothing about it!

- We got mad at all the noise! - And the dust!

It has no connection. Small roads are mine responsibility. Excuse me, I have to answer ...

- Another protest list? - Yeah.

- How long will you be doing this? - Until the world is perfect. Yes you...

- Have you read Nina's book? - Yes, it was great! Better than the former.

- Wasn't there anything that shocked you? - Shocked me?

- Fucking! Is that Jean-Paul over there ?! - Yeah.

- I haven't seen him in 20 years! - He's been to Africa.

- He's doing the world's effort. - Eco-green?

Ekogrönt? No, he works humanitarian. Do you know what he's doing right now?

Distributes mosquito nets with insecticides in a lot of villages in West or East Africa.

- He received the award from the Gates Foundation. - Anyway, he's aged ...

Have I also aged so?

I don't know, but I don't think so that he has aged, on the contrary.

Can you imagine I was offered a senior card ?!

"I don't understand ... - Thank you. - Is that now you've discovered you're 65? "

Every day. I discover every single day.

- Where's Vanessa? - She comes.

- I think ... I'll look for it. - What?

- I'll look for it. With my app I see ... - Do you see Vanessa?

I see where the taxi is somewhere. Nevermind...

She is nearby.

- Are you known? - No, I'm a physiotherapist.

There are many celebrities here, but i have no tv.

Well, not? But you have a car, anyway?

- You have to have it when you live in the country. - Yeah.

What do you have for a car?

An old cart who belonged to my mother, an R14.

- I saw a deer! - A deer. You see them all the time!

This morning it was about two meters away. Totally fantastic!

What they are jumping! Shall I help you?

No, but the waitress is going to take care if the buffet doesn't seem to do much ...

Doesn't the dog bark very much?

- Jean-Paul, my hero! - Héléne, I was just looking for you ...

Here ... I found the book. That was it?

- But ...? Thanks! What a wonder of you! - You're welcome...

- "The economic terror" just doesn't exist! - I found it, and I'm happy about that.

Don't come then!

You just come up with a lot of excuses. I'm tired of trying to persuade you!

I ...

Wait a minute ... It was you who would come from the beginning.

And stop saying you want to be seen! Is it you or me you're lying to?

I've had enough! Bye!

I was in the bookstore for the 11th and was looking after that book and encountered Jean-Paul.

- I didn't even know he was back. - Paris is small for all dear couples, like you.

- Well? - Nothing. He said, "We'll take a coffee someday."

"Yes," I said, and so we did. What is it?

You are funny. Don't you want to tell, so ...

What should I say? I admire Jean-Paul and what he does and was happy to see him.

He included, because he has always been weak for you, and then he found your book.

- Have you forgotten us? - Not at all ... Have you got anything to drink?

Yes, but should your little party last for a long time? We hear everything, and if it should be so ...

- No, we just have a home party. - Yesterday it was until midnight ...

- We work and get up early. - Me too. Does that sound so good?

- It's a valley ... - We'll slow down, but it's party ...

- But it won't be late, don't worry. - Let's go...

- Are you going to sing something to us? - How did you say?

- Are you going to sing something now? - Sing? No not now.

- Then, maybe. - See you!

- You've recorded a record? - Yeah.

- Some ten years ago? - Yeah.

- It did receive a half-light reception? - Yeah ...

I didn't think it was that bad.

- Vanessa called and said she was late. - Why does she call you and not me?

- She said you didn't answer. - I have the mobile phone in front of me!

- Why is she calling you? - Sometimes it doesn't work, people often say.

Excuse me, may I ask you for a service? Can I take a photo?

- Thanks! Sorry... - Put a little harder, I know!

- It is for... - Sure ...

Can we take one together? Thanks.

_ J - Le! Oh, do it.

Thank you very much! Thanks!

- What's the neighbor? - He's come to complain about oil spills.

- What is he talking about? - French. He is a beginner.

- What did he say? - The neighbor complains about the noise.

Delavenas are difficult. He's shopping with me, but always complains about something.

- Are you growing vegetables ?! - Yes, right on the outskirts of Saturnin.

- What are you doing? - I'm Nathalie's assistant.

On TV? I have no tv ... Not the Internet either.

Is there? Have you beaten what?

No, it's a choice. I don't want to hear all misery and no need to be frightened.

Just to sell advertising! It's nothing for me.

On the Internet, it's just stupid comments, insults and gossip.

- I just take care of myself and get depressed. - Spit?

- No, it's just pollen allergy. - Jaha.-Spit?

- Mom's come? - Yes, she's with Nathalie somewhere.

I heard you on the radio. Thanks, I was really embarrassed.

- I hadn't read your book then ... - Have you read it now?

- Yes I have. - Well? Tell me what you think.

Great, but I preferred the first one.

She is trapped, so if she could come to Castro ... She's so scared to be expelled.

And she's Afghan? A giant touch history, like thousands of others ...

- So you shouldn't do anything? - I didn't say that.

- You are so beautifully patronized, like Dad ... - Are you going to start again?

- No, but this subject concerns me. - And you want her to join Castro?

Seriously, Héléne, what has our type of guests with your Afghan to do?

He doesn't have to talk about who lies with whom and says what even?

He may well raise the level? People appreciate education.

Stop your idiot theory about getting people to look at other things, because they do not!

- No one is looking at interesting programs. - You drown them in something that lowers the level.

Ask him. Suggest raising the level. It might get him in a better mood.

It settles who we invite. The program should nevertheless be closed down.

- Is it true? - Yeah.

Oh, fuck ... How does he take it?

I say nothing until it has been confirmed.

Fan too ... His ego will get himself a real thunder.

- It was sad to hear. - Yes, we have created the program together.

- Where's Pamela? - She's better off than coming.

What the fuck? And then we have the teacher which always comes too late-whatever the weather.

Still! So I call him SNCF: all the time late and you never know where you end up.

And the gym teacher who is always sport-dressed, but never moves.

He evokes chips while we are running around.

- Cool! - Thanks.

- Are they there on Youtube? - On Youtube? Certainly...

Have you had great success?

- Where is he from? - Final-Yes.

Then have you done well?

- Yes, what do you have for a car, for example? - A rental car.

Should we go?

Nina!

All good? Here!

Don't open now. It just gets embarrassing for both of us ...

- What you are cute! Kiss! - What good is this!

- 35 minutes away! - The bird path.

- Stop it! For me it takes 35 minutes here! - You have saliva?

- I did not understand... - He wonders if you want a skewer.

- No, thank you, Pavel. - Good for health, saliva.

I have received 11000 signatures Azade. Here are photos from the refugee day.

Yes, thank you, I feel great, Mom.

- When does your book come out? - After summer.

I have read that. It was better than the first.

- And your company? - He is not coming.

- Bulls dad? He was really nice. - No, it's just the viewer numbers ...

- Oh, fuck ... - What are you doing here?!

- See you later! - Yeah.

- Look! Sure, the waitress doesn't do anything? - She's taking photos.

- Yes, she takes photos and enjoys the show ... - Samantha?

- Nice figure. - Yeah, goodbye!

Now you take in. It's a little lantis over her.

- Who is that? - He has ten million followers.

- What does he do for something? - Nothing.-Samantha? Samantha!

- What's with her ?! - My whiskey! I've spit on it anyway.

Damn, what she's tough, that boss! She is on me all the time!

- But he's kind, don't worry. - Who then?

- Make sure to speed up now! - Sure!

- Come on, you should meet Marie-Pierre! - What then?

- Your signature is very important! Great! - It is now or never ...

- You can't just let people ... - Can we also sign?

- Even if we are not stars? - It has nothing to do with celebrity.

Well done!

- Thanks so much! - No problems. Good luck!

- I like it, it's no sacrifice. - No, it would be a shame.

People become firefighters or nurses because they want to be.

Yes.

- Do you have a wife and a child? - No.

And you?

- How did you say? - I asked if you were with someone.

Yes, with her there, laughing at it where the guy. She is very laughable ...

- I've found my thing. - You are good! I get barely 2000.

- There you are! - Nathalie!

Sorry, but I will be empty-handed, directly from a meeting ...

- What good is this! And close! - Yes, incredible, huh?

- Excuse me, is it okay if I take a photo? - Sure.

- You are my favorite weather girl. - I stopped three years ago ...

- You're still my favorite. - Are you also known?

- What is that noise? - Surely Bourdin. He keeps on going.

- He's really nice. - Yeah?

Are there any celebrities here who I know?

- Do you come by car? - Yeah.

- What have you got ...? - A Tesla S.

- Hey, Pierre! - All is well?

- Yes. - I've been looking for you everywhere! - Here I am...

- You haven't seen Samantha? - No.

- What time it took! - Yes, there were queues.

- But why did it take so long? - There were queues, it wasn't intentional.

Queues? You stood in the same place in half an hour!

- Are you monitoring me with your taxi app? - What were you doing for half an hour?

Just tell the truth.

OK, I understand...

Do you remember what you said in the beginning? "A common couple with dog and child you can forget. "

- And you agreed. - Yes, and you were overjoyed.

Yes, but I just don't stand out with your freedom.

You prefer yours? Anyway, we agreed

- So I'm not going to tolerate that you monitor me all day long.

- Are you threatening me? - No, I warn you.

I do not want such a life.

Darling? Darling...

Okay.

Why can't you just say What did you do in half an hour?

Do you remember?

Where are you?

Motivated! Motivated!

No, I've already tried. It works not. He just flies. He's not honest.

I don't know what it is with him. He just flies and I run after.

No, we haven't even been with each other. Just almost, but anyway ...

Yes exactly.

Yes exactly! An intelligent girl is not sexy.

But an idiot who giggles and makes mines one can even lie with!

Well, it was Baudelaire who said that?

Well: "Lying with intelligent women is a pleasure for pederaster. "Baudelaire.

Yes, it's surprising, but that's it. I have to put on now, but I'll call.

Yes, you too. Hug!

- How is it? - It is good.

- You're not too boring? - No, I'm used to.

How's my dad? The viewing figures are certainly not so ...?

No, they have fallen after the summer, But Dad is hard-skinned.

Yes I know...

Go, nine. Don't feel compelled to talk to me.

No, I do not. Why do you say so?

What then?

I do not know, but this is the first time you talking to me, so you don't feel compelled.

I have never had the opportunity.

So suddenly you got pleasure to talk to your father's driver?

- Well ... - Not because I happened to hear your conversation?

No.

Then we'll talk, then ...

- I know everything. - About what?

- The car. - The car?

- It's Castros. - Well ?! So?

- It does not matter... - We have to say something, anyway?

- Sure. - Spit?

- Yes please. Thanks, Pavel. - Little heat. Want?

No thanks.

- He said it was a little hot! - I thought it was the name of the court.

He's really kind, Pavel. He manages all. Incredible! He's so helpful.

My sister is lucky, because she is not easy to live with ...

- He is making progress in French. - Now you're not kind.

Well, I really like that he has made progress.

Do we agree? If you're gonna say something to it Castro, so do it before the evening is over.

You say to Castro before the evening is over?

- I need to talk with you. - Yeah ...

- Did Vanessa come now? - Yeah.

- What is it? - Nothing. Her time schedule is not correct.

She certainly has someone else and make me believe that ...

- You are too funny. - What do you mean?

When we lived together were you cheating with good conscience

-and thought I was inhibited.

Whatever? Men and women are different. Men do It only, but women must be dear.

How can you say something so stupid ?! There is no idea ...

Well, in your program you are visited by people who have experienced incredible stories.

And I know a woman with an incredible story.

Is she known? She is the daughter of some celebrity or lies with some celebrity?

No, she's Afghan.

She must be expelled. If she returns home she is murdered by her own father!

So? You will hear with Nathalie. She is the one holding the agenda.

- She said I would talk to you. - What did she say?

- That it didn't sound so entertaining. - You see...

She also said the program don't go so well anymore, so ...

- Do you want to make it go even worse? - No, I don't think it would.

- On the contrary. People would be surprised. - Yes, they would be surprised, always.

Amazing how you might have changed that.

- Do you have no convictions anymore? - You develop.

- Are you calling it to develop? - Did you see what Nina wrote about us in his book?

About us? No.

She slaughteres us! Have you read the book?

- Because of your tupé? - Yes, and you also get a slap.

- I? - Yes, she always wants to save the world.

She who forgets to feed the children, gives everyone a bad conscience and is irresponsible.

Isn't that you, maybe? Is it my grandmother?

- Who forgets to feed their children? - Yes, that doesn't take care of them.

I don't remember exactly what it said.

I'm glad to hear that! What a relief I get!

It is a good arrangement which is worth ...

Yes exactly.

Thanks. I'm glad to hear that that we are in the same ...

Yes?

So?

Yes. Yes, hey, then ...

No, I understand. Bye! See ya!

- So the program stays, but ...? - They don't want to keep Castro.

Yes, you told him that, but he didn't want to change anything.

He has had his fifteen years. You can't sacrifice yourself for that.

- No, it's clear. She is absolutely incredible! - Who then?

Deveaux writes: "The spit looks good. I was not invited. "

- How does she know that with the skewers? - Someone has put it up well.

- Crazy! Clean big brother society. - Yes, but everyone is in it, so no.

So I apparently don't look like a doctor, but fits as a nurse with three replicas.

What are they stupid! Oh my God!

- Who is a producer? - Blue Balloon.

- Blue Balloon? Who do I know there? - No, please, ignore it!

- No, maybe I should give up. - No, you're a good actor.

You are right not to give up.

- You just say that because you love me. - Yeah, but you're a good actor.

Now we drown our sorrows.

All come! Come!

Come come! Gift!

Your dad said I was in your book. I didn't even notice that.

__ - Yes, but ... - Is that tough, irresponsible lady I am?

It's a cartoon.

Gifts ?! They are already rich as trolls!

Come on! All come, all come!

- Did you tell Castro? - Yeah.

- Well? - He changed the subject.

- Great. - Great ?!

Yes, he could have been angry. That is expensive.

So, the car? No, I haven't said that.

For you, Nathalie.

Why does he insist on Yves Montand?

Because no one has ever dared to say that his imitation is not particularly good.

He didn't want to know of my Afghan.

- There will still be no more programs. - Should it be shut down?

No, it will continue, but without Castro.

Oh, fuck ...

- Are you going to continue? - Yes, what should I do?

- I get it... - What then?

- Nothing. - Don't try to give me a bad conscience.

You don't know how it is, so don't start now.

No, I'm just backward and sit and knit.

Knitting ?!

- So what about "retarded" did you buy? - You are amazing!

This way!

Hélene, can I talk to you? I have to talk to you on your hand.

Come in here. Sit down. It's soon over.

And now: I keep talking ...

... for Nathalie.

For new house, and for love.

First time meet Nathalie, wash motorcycle.

Wash motorcycle. Nice motorcycle, great Kawasaki 1200.

Nathalie look at the motorcycle. Jump up.

Hold on to me.

And I think, "For the rest of life."

Because I feel my heart beat hard.

But the second time ... Second time, Nathalie didn't come.

And I wait, wait.

- Do you want fire? - No, that is not necessary.

Don't you like talking?

Yes, but that makes me feel uncomfortable.

Go, nine. Don't feel compelled to talk to me.

Love is not country. Nathalie can be Serbian, Italian.

- Get rid of the clothes! - No. Stop! Love is everything!

- Get rid of the clothes! - Can you shut up and shut up ?!

No, -Titi, calm down. Love, not war!

Nathalie ... Nathalie, my French not good.

But love for you good.

And believe in life with you well, forever.

Am I Disturbing? It has actually stopped raining, so you can fold your umbrella together.

You nobbar my program, but come across my wife ...

- Stop it! - You missed the talk of love and trust.

Would I hit your wife ?!

Come everyone! Come on!

- I don't come across anyone! Are you crazy? - Vanessa, you apologize, but ...

- I'm sorry. - You great! Bravo!

- Come on, Castro! - No, I do not want to.

You think he's falling for you Intelligence? No, I know how guys are.

It's not for your eloquence he is talking to you!

And you just stand there and make mines.

Do you mess when I talk to you?

No, I order a taxi, so you can monitor me with your thing.

Vanessa ...

- Can you hear us? - The whole valley hears you. Didn't you just notice?

- I'll get up early tomorrow! - A Sunday?

There is no Sunday for the animals or sleeping morning.

It does it for me, so how can I know the? And we actually have a homecoming party!

Are you just going to post here and talk about how to live ?!

- You respect people! - Right!

This is not Paris! You think you can do what you want!

- Is that the shoe pinning? - If you're a countess, I'm a baron!

- What should that mean? - That you look down on us and drive over us!

But just wait!

Sure, behead me, just, But now I don't want to see you here anymore!

- Is that a problem? - Yes! She gets to explain.

- What's with her? - Shit on it!

Your speech was beautiful, darling.

How is it?

Do you need anything?

Well, I wanted to talk to you to ...

It's complicated, because it's a little sensitive ...

I never thought it would happen to me again, but I'm in love.

- It's silly ... - No, it's never silly to be in love.

It's not that easy to tell. You will to be surprised when you hear it.

Tell!

You know her.

You've always known her.

It's Pamela.

- Pamela? - Pamela, Nathalie's daughter.

- She's 20 years old ... - 21, but ... I know, it's ridiculous.

I told you. I've said it a thousand times.

And believe me, I fought against. But then I said to myself:

"It's absurd. We got it so good together." But I really struggled against it.

So heroic of you ...

Tease you, but I promise to ... Anyway, I am in love.

She didn't come because she wants me to tell Nathalie. It's not easy.

- So it was easier to tell me? - I thought you might understand.

Vanessa, don't go, just! I can not stand it Seeing that guy.

He still thinks he's something and so I saw you dancing ...

I dance with everyone! You are crazy! You should be ashamed!

- I'm sorry. - No, you're going to do it again.

- Try to understand. - I'm not smart enough for that.

Vanessa, I meant ...

Vanessa ...

Is everything good?

It's just a caricature. It just builds a little vague on you.

I have never forgotten to give you food. I was sick. Depression is a disease.

- Damn, you forgive nothing. - What "you"?

Nine children.

I didn't mean that. I meant that that should always be so human and good.

Whatever? It's not good to be human and good?

It is better to be an egoist and lying with 20-year-olds?

- Who is with 20-year-olds? - No!

Okay.

I meant that it is easier with cynics. Everyone knows that Dad is self-absorbed-

- but he doesn't pretend to be good, so one is not disappointed.

"Be a shit from the beginning, so you won't be blamed. "

How could I get a daughter who neither believe in anything nor vote?

I'm not voting because I have to choose between you two:

Between your naive optimism and dad cynicism. The result is still the same.

And who invented social insurance? Was it your dad or me?

- What do you mean by that? - You know that very well.

- What have you done with the car ?! - What?

- The front screen! Don't play innocent! - No!

I'm not stupid! I'm tired of yours airs! I know you use it!

- Now I do not understand... - Do you not use it privately?

- Well, it happens ... - You take liberties!

Just because I'm shy, you take it Freedom both with the car and your snack!

- I? - Yes you! About what you think of my program.

"Idiots that tell their sex stories." Who do you think you are?

You bring your opinions, joke with my wife and take the car as soon as you like!

Go and enjoy somewhere else, for now is it over! I don't need you anymore!

- Are you kicking me? - Yes, that's exactly what I do-now!

- Now? - Yes, in what language do I have to say?

- I haven't damaged your car. - Sure ...

- And how do I get home? - I don't know, but you don't touch the car anymore!

Give me the keys!

Thanks.

And I who called him my hero ...

Sickening!

There wasn't much stake in him when he went with the tail between his legs

-if you understand what I mean...

Should that dog stay on and bark for so long ?!

- Do you know if anyone is going to Paris? - No why?

- I don't know how to get home. - I can hear you, if you want to?

- Gladly. - Samantha!

He's on me all the time!

- Sorry... - You will be suitable.

Add it to your book: "A cynic in tupé that is good at selling in goblet "-

- "and on manipulating easily manipulated people, and who pull a rope from time to time. "

- Have you learned it by heart? - Yes, I was moved by your respect for me.

It's caricatures, not you or mom.

I still don't care! What a useless caramel!

- Where's Vanessa? - I can tell you that: Vanessa is ...

... at Porte de Champerret, what she is doing now ...

But she does what she wants. She is free. She go where she wants. Vanessa is independent.

- Can't you delete that about the tupee? - Dad ...

It's for my personal privacy you brave out for the general view!

Unbelievable! You're the one to talk, who revel in people's privacy!

- I do it with their approval. - You're manipulating them!

You give them to drink, so that they will open up, you said!

They say anything to be on TV.

_. Just ask you to delete a word! Is it too much requested? That settles well?

Everyone sees that I am! You're my daughter!

Why do you think your books are published? Because you are talented?

It is teeming with girls writing like you! They are given out because you carry my name!

Someone has backed your car. I have not done anything.

Anyway, I need no driver anymore. I can drive myself.

And I expect you to delete it!

- Has he given you a kick? - Yeah.

You remained longer than the others.

I'm going now. I have nothing more to do here.

- Are you going to Paris? - Yeah.

- Can you drop me off at some city gate? - Sure.

How is it?

Have you been drinking?

No, not so much, but I can't breathe.

No problem. Do not worry.

Keep your hands like this.

Do it. It's just a panic attack.

Keep your hands like this and breathe on.

Breathe gently. Come on! Continue like that.

So yes. Continue.

Do you know why Pamela didn't come? Because she's with Jean-Paul.

So, was that why?

- Do you think it was fun? - No, not at all, but ... There was nothing.

- What then? - It was nothing.

Well say!

I looked at you when you danced and thought you were beautiful

- And just thought that I could lose you.

Nice thought ...

- Are you going? - I'll get up early tomorrow.

There are three that apply here, if you want to digest. One, two and three ...

- Bad idea with karaoke ... - She's bad. Who is she?

I'll come with the radishes tomorrow.

Is this you?

- And where is Abbé Pierre? - Who's Abbé Pierre?

- Jean-Paul. - I threw him out.

- Did you throw him out? - Yeah, you know why Pamela didn't come?

- She's with Jean-Paul. - What?

- He's lying with her! - Stop it! I'm disgusted!

- It's not true?! - Shut up, dog bastard!

- What a movie! - Are you laughing? It's awful!

What you take in! She is of age. He didn't force her.

- He's known her since she was born! - Is it normal ?!

Do you want him to lie down with girls in your age?

A young woman is sexier, So that's normal.

Youth is beautiful and old age is depressing, so it is only.

Talk to yourself. There is actually no universal law.

- I have nothing to say a 20 year old! - Who asked you to say something to her?

- Youth is desirable! Don't hesitate! - I do not. That is what I think.

Good that you take it so, because it was just so Horwitz said about your replacement.

I didn't know how to say it, But you seem to understand.

The program continues, but with someone younger.

I don't think people get it what they deserve.

Dad has behaved badly for 30 years without consequences.

He's never been hurt and is still the master of the plot.

It works well, your trick.

I had a girl who got anxiety attacks. She did so every time.

A very intelligent girl.

I don't mind intelligent girls.

- Is Camel Private? - Very nice.

- And Alain Poly, is he nice? - Yes, he is also very nice.

- And he in "Les blaireaux", what is his name? - He's also nice. Everyone is nice.

- Are you going? - Yes, it's getting late.

- Do you want my number? - It's not necessary.

- What do you mean? - I'm on Facebook: Biggiestar.

- You are a member, so write to me there. - Let's go! I'm tired!

- The pensioner idol! - You didn't like that, did you?

Well, I'm the youngest idol and you the old ones. It's comical.

You lack arguments and take what you need. A little younger, what is it to yawn over?

Moliere, a thorn from the 17th. The century, not the arrondissement.

Monsieur takes me for an idiot ...

No, supportive. If you are idolized by idiots on the net one can be a little more humble.

- Is your public Nobel laureate? - No, but they are not in middle school.

It annoys you that I do success, huh? I don't even know you!

You brag about your youth, But believe me, you will soon end with that.

You have good tupé to look young, so you certainly haven't stopped it yourself.

Damn, you're not wise!

It is you who is not wise! Sure, I'm crazy! Come on, just!

- Well, that was nothing? A slap in the face... - Are you crazy?!

You'll see everything ...

- You're out! - Sure, I'm over! Certainly!

Shoot yourself, your idiot!

Pavel, you can't say that!

Yes, too many immigrants become too much. Not good. It gets smuggling, burglary ...

- Pavel, you're not a thief, but an immigrant! - It's not the same thing.

I immediately work, every time correctly. Not the same thing.

- So you don't want to sign? - Yes, sign it.

Okay. I do not really understand, but ...

- There you go! - Thank you, Pavel.

You're welcome...

Thanks.

- The idiot gave me pain in my wrist. - You wouldn't have needed ...

It is not the idiot that is supposed to replace me? Biggiestar ... Goofy name!

No, he should do a youth program.

An era is over, so it is only. I can After all, always work on some TV shop channel.

Stop, you're not funny. You come again. You get even a thousand offers.

No, you shouldn't think I'm getting a thousand offers. Those times are over.

We will do fine program season out.

If you have nothing to lose you may well invite Azadé, my Afghan?

Don't start again! I'll see what Pavel does.

- Does she have any good grass? - What terrible you are!

Seriously, what the hell is your Afghan in my program to do ?!

The crowd is tired of all the misery! It wants Have bread and spectacle, don't you know?

Sure, the weak may blame themselves who are not strong!

Exactly! So it has always been. There is lions and gazelles, strong and weak.

- Stop it! - No matter what you think!

I make no illusions about man.

Maybe it's not PK, but that's it.

Forget it. What has Azadé In such a skit program to do?

- Dirt program? - No, sorry: your non-PK program.

Should we go? -Yeah, we happened to happen drive your car a little when we arrived.

Wait a minute ... Wait here.

- Damn it too! Come on! - What are you doing, Jean-Luc? What happens?!

Holy shit! Guys, it's a guy here with a rifle!

What is happening?

What does he do with a rifle ?! He's crazy! Watch out, Pavel! No! Pavel!

- Stick, Patrick! - Calm down.

No problem. Take it easy.

The party is definitely over ...

- So much I didn't demolish the car! - No.

Are you often so violent?

- No, it was the first time. - How nice.

Are you mad?

No, oddly enough.

I don't know at all what I know.

- Your dad makes a success on the Internet. - You have a tupé to look young?

What an idiot!

Are you crazy? You're crazy!

It is you who is crazy!

Madman! Lock him in!

Horwitz can go to hell!

And?

Yes I...

So?

It sounds really good. How fun. Okay, then we'll hear tomorrow.

The lamp in the corridor is broken.

It was Horwitz. I love this profession!

The noise between Castro and Biggiestar has become viral, so Castro is popular again.

I do not understand...

- Does he intend to let him continue? - He's thinking about it.

Castro still has something to say. He's not over yet.

- Min lilla kappvändare ... - Why do you say that?

Dädön.

- I do not get long lasting in this house. - Why not?

There...

I start by killing that dog, then we'll see ...

Too bad the battery was out, because it was fine!

- You've taken a lot of photos. - And.

Another time...

Translation: Lotta Rossi www.btistudios.com