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P'Pick.

What is it ?

It comes from our neighbor. They are playing with it.

What is it ?

Take it back !

See ! Bad luck all the time.

Don't care. Give it to me !

Whose is sandals.

Wash my face.

Take it !

As I said. Bad luck is coming to us.

It's irrelevant. I sneeze because I take outdoor shower.

1. Outdoor shower.

Come here !

What are you doing ?

I am helping you. Stop asking !

See ! It's better.

Kao.

It's nonsense.

Hey ! Why don't you believe it ?

It's warmth.

Warmth. Understand ?

I don't believe it. I just accidentally sneeze.

Kao.

I said it is accidental.

You made me angry.

2. Wear the red shirt.

Quickly ! We're late.

I have to wear this shirt ?

You really want to do all thing in this list ?

Of course.

Wait !

Who told you these things ?

It comes from... an old woman.

I accidentally met her when coming back.

Boy !

YOU.

Right ! It's you.

Boy ! Your bad luck is coming.

Your health.

Your career.

Your financial.

Especially your love. It will be so bad soon.

You will break up with him soon.

You should do something to remove bad luck before it's too late.

Remove bad luck ?

Hah. What are you talking ?

Are you telling me to remove bad luck ?

Hah ? Take the shirt off ?

Ok.

No No. I mean "remove bad luck" not "take the shirt off".

Right right. Remove the bad luck. I just thought you asked me to take the shirt off. I am willing to do it.

Then... If I take the shirt off... ah... remove the bad luck.

What should I do or where should I go ?

Do you have anything to write it back ?

No.

I have.

Everything must be finished before midnight.

And you believe her ?

You have to meet her. I always meet bad luck thing after that day.

Bad luck.

129 baht.

Problem about financial.

Do you accept stamp instead of cash ?

Run out of toilet paper.

Excuse me !

Can I borrow your toilet paper.

She can guess that you will meet that situation in toilet ?

You have to believe me. We are going to break up.

I see it's your homemade story.

I am not.

Uhm.

How many things we have to do ?

Alots.

Ok. I am also free all days. I will do them with you.

What ?

Remove the bad luck.

Hold your hand ?

3. HOLD HAND.

Every hour.

Are you crazy ?

Don't say that !

Hurry up !

Fuck ! I forgot !

What again ?

She said "don't drive".

So you want to come there by what ?

What's the matter ?

I don't like bus. I want to drive.

Just think someone help you to drive. Then you have more time with me.

You intend to spend time for what ?

There're a lot of people here.

We can't look at each other like this if you drive.

Shameless.

Shameless ?

People behind us.

5. Planting a Tree.

Which tree are you looking for ?

Tangerine.

People said tangerine is good luck for keeping love and money.

Really ?

So the owner of tangerine garden may be rich like Bill Gate.

Red tangerine... red tangerine.

Do I take a look ?

It's Sweet Tangerine.

Red.

Sweet Tangerine.

Red Tangerine.

You like fighting ?

Sweet Tangerine.

Let's ask the garden owner.

Ok, ask !

You ask them !

Sis ! Can I know which kind of this tangerine ?

Sweet Tangerine.

I want to take one pots. Can you tell us again which name of this tangerine ?

Sweet Tangerine.

It is Sweet Tangerine ?

How can I know ? I haven't ever planted it.

Hey it's anthurium plants [it's also mean "cow's face"]

You are professional.

I mean you.

You mean I am "cow face".

I really have to take care of it ?

I think I will be richer after take care for it.

What's the matter ?

Sore eyes ?

Nope.

My eyelids are jerked. I am afraid of bad luck.

The left one is also jerked. It's ok now.

Is there anything heavy we need to carry in your list ?

Done.

Why don't you buy this plant at the end.

I am scared they close.

They open till evening.

Traffic jam at evening.

It doesn't.

Hey pervert.

Pete !

Thank you.

He took her pic.

Let him go !

Calm down !

What will we do next ?

I saw "KISS" in your list.

She said that, right ?

Guess !

Follow me after finishing.

What are you smiling. Hurry up !

It's the shrouded body.

You come here for what, Kao ?

You don't come here alone.

We come here together.

6. Pretend to be a dead body. Use this to wrap your body is a ancient trick to cheat the bad luck. Just like we're already dead then reborn again.

Sis ! Is there anybody used it ?

Of course it was used.

Don't worry ! I already cleaned the stain.

Thank you !

I don't do it, Kao. It's too dirty.

Hey.

I guess she is joking.

I don't think so. Can you smell it ?

Trust me ! She is joking.

Right ?

Let's begin !

He does it first.

Kao.

Wait a minute.

Lay down ! You take too much time.

You first.

You do first. It's your idea.

Lay down !

Hurry up !

Kao.

Kao.

Kao

What ?

Are you still there ?

You thought who is answering you ?

How long do I have to stay here ?

I don't know. I didn't ask.

Are you joking me ?

Joking you ? I am also wrapped like you.

Kao.

Kao

Can you shut up and pretend to be a dead ? They will come and untie you soon.

I can't breathe.

It's stinky !

Pete !

What ?

You like to be a dead man, right ? I will help you.

Have you reborn again yet ?

Stand up ! Do you want to lay there for 7 days or wait them come to burn you ?

Pete !

Fuck ! I'm sorry !

Why don't you tell me ?

I am.

Hurry up, Kao !

You know I hate it.

I have just known.

I also have just known you like to flick someone dick.

How can I know.

Ehhhh. You deliberately did it, right ?

Talkative ! If you don't stop I will flick yours.

Flick ? Flick what ? Flick me ? Do it !

Flick your check !

You forget it.

I will keep it. Thank you !

You're absent minded.

You are not ? You are the same.

What did I forget ?

Do I need to remind ?

Look at me for what ? I don't want.

Bullshit.

Let's go !

It's enough. No need to hold hands as long as like that.

Can I rest a little.

Nearly enough.

What ?

Take a rest ! I am tired.

We nearly enough.

Enough what ?

999 metres 9. [Walk together 999 metres]

It's enough 999 metres since we walked out from home.

We have to count it again.

Count again ? Are you kidding ? I have to carry this plant. It's too heavy and my shirt is too dirty.

Leave it here ! We will come back to take it.

What happen if someone take it ?

A tangerine ?

Uh.

You said it help the owner more rich, right ?

You don't scare someone steal it ?

They can buy it. It's not expensive.

Let's walk again !

Hurry up !

Hurry up !

Don't forget the tangerine.

What are you doing ?

Watching movie.

Watching movie to remove the bad luck ?

Uhm.

Let's eat something first !

Hunger !

Kao.

I want to ask you this thing.

The list. I see it too strange. No one do it when they meet bad luck.

Strange ?

It's not.

Not ?

Normally, people will come to pagoda for blessing, right ?

Right.

Uh.

So why don't we do that like them ?

There's not lucky time today.

Really ?

So you have to know you shouldn't knock the plate when eating, right ?

Don't cut the nail at night.

Shouldn't wash your hairs on Thursday.

It...

Thursday.

Thursday your haed !

Kao.

It's black cat. You don't scare the bad luck anymore ?

Uh... It's black cat.

I thought someone want to remove their bad luck, they will stay away black cat.

Ah... Uh.

Right.

What should we do now ?

Step back ! It's easy. Go !

Step back ?

Uh.

5

6

7

8

9

Enough ?

Not yet.

You want to be a hero ?

Calm down !

Pete stop !

Calm down !

What happened to you ? Why do you stop me ?

If I don't stop you, everything will go so far.

You can be hurt more.

You can see. It's bad luck.

If you don't stop me, I will hit them.

Eh. I am sorry to stop you because I am worried for you.

So ?

Doesn't you want to remove the bad luck ? What's next ?

What's next ?

Tell me the truth.

About what ?

I didn't lie anything.

Just say it out.

Say it out !

I lie.

About what ?

What do you mean ?

I lie you everything.

There's any list about removing the bad luck.

There's no old woman.

Even about we can be broken up.

Daughter ! Go with me to the pagoda for blessing. Hoping you can have husband in this year. OK ?

Why do you do that.

Do you let them hit me like that ?

You fight with them yourself. There's not that thing in my list.

Do you intend to tell me ?

I just want to do everything together. Hoping to have something surprised.

So surprised.

I am sorry.

Don't be angry !

I also want to say to you.

But I dare not.

Pete.

Don't be angry !

I really intend to tell you,

but I dare not.

I am so angry. Do you know that ?

I am sorry.

Carrying it for what ?

What ?

Come here !

I am so sorry.

I just want to make today special.

I forgot when my boyfriend go outside, he will run and bite everyone.

I am almost not angry you. Just a little.

A little what ?

It's hurt.

You hit me ?

Not angry anymore, right ?

No. Go away !

I saw you smile. Smile...

Crazy !

You smile.

I didn't.

What ?

There's still one thing in the list.

Do you want to finish ?

Don't you want to stop it ?

Do you want ?

I am sure you know what it is.

I hate someone talkative like you.

Is it good.

Not.

One more time.

Enough.

Enough what ? Is it what you want ?

You wrote in in your list.

Shy ? You haven't kissed before ?

Want more ?

What ?

Way to remove the bad luck.

You don't want to stop ?

Bullshit.

What are you doing ?

Heavy.

After kissing, you almost forget it.

It's lucky that I don't throw it away.

Sit ! Standing for what ?

Stop ordering me.

How do you feel today ? Happy ?

It...

It...

Maybe.

Smile what ? Do you want me to punch you ?

Punch me !

And I will kiss you.

I will.

Kao.

I have something to say.

What ?

Actually I know you lie at the beginning.

About old woman.

At the beginning.

When you held my face on the bus. You looked so suspiciously.

Can you do that when driving ?

Shameless.

Shameless ?

There's a lot of people behind us.

Now the left eye is also jerked.

Why do you lie ?

Just tell me the truth at the beginning. No need to be tired to create that bullshit story.

If I tell you, you will agree to go outside with me ?

How do you know I will refuse ?

For example, if I tell you that I want to hold your hand every hour, you will find a reason to say no.

So I made that story.

I don't find any reasons. It's because you like to fight against me.

See ! You argue me first.

You did first.

It's a fight.

OK. It's our fault. So what do you get when creating this story.

To be with you.

Uh.

Lust tell me if you want.

I'll try not to argue you.

Ok ?

People in love, sometime they also argue. It's normally. I saw a lot of couples, argue and argue.

Look !

I have two childs now. I see although they argue but deep down inside they still care about each other.

Finally, I want to give for couples who have just argued and healed a song. I hope there love is forever.

What's the matter ?

Still want to go Phuket ?

Uhm.

Go to Japan first is also ok.

The weather in Phuket is hot now.

But the weather in December at Japan is too cold.

Prepare more winter jackets.

I don't like. It's hot.

We are arguing again !

Remember what you promised ?

Uh... uh...

Your passport is still there ?

Yup.

Where ?

Where is it ?

In your luggage ?

I remember I...

What ?

I have it.

I have it.

What ? Where ?

No need to look for it !

I keep it.

Are you joking me ?

If not, it's not funny.

I can't find it because you took it away.

You forgot it, so I kept it for you.

If you didn't take it away, I could see it.

It's because you forgot it.

You want to argue me ?

You did. You said you try not to argue with me.

Ok, let's go !

Where ?

The plane.