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That guy is so creepy, you guys.
He keeps following me around.
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Okay, can we just, like,
can we go home now?
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Get your scares while you can.
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Orange Grove Community Fair Horror Night
is coming to a close.
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I don't know why you're so
freaked out, you're with us, don't worry.
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This better be worth it.
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Okay, just stay in front of me.
You go first.
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Get your scares while you can.
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Orange Grove Community Fair Horror Night
is coming to a close.
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That thing is so cheesy.
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You guys, it's a dead... end.
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Seriously?
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It's not funny.
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Enter if you dare.
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Great. It's a dead end.
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Shit. Another scare?
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Wait.
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You're the one that's been
following me all night, aren't you?
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Okay, stop.
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I'm scared, okay?
Is that what you wanna hear?
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Now, leave me alone.
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Thank you so much.
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Nat? Oh, my God! What? You're here!
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What? Oh, my God!
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- How are you?
- I'm good! How are you?
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- I'm good.
- Yeah.
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- Yay.
- Wow, why is she here?
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Well, hello, Grade School.
It's good to see you. How's life?
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- It's great.
- Mmm.
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Yeah. Why are you here?
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Oh, she didn't tell you?
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Dude, I live here now.
It's awesome, right?
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I'm so glad you're here.
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I was just telling Taylor
how I hoped you'd make it.
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Such a surprise!
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Huge surprise.
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Why?
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Why is it surprising?
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Well, I mean, just last time we talked,
you said you were studying.
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So I didn't know if...
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Studying?
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Dude, it's October, it is fun time.
You save that for December.
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Well, some of us
have scholarships, Taylor.
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- Kinda need to keep mine.
- Mm-hmm.
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You kinda need to get laid.
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Brooke, your bestie needs to get some,
and lucky for her, Gavin's coming tonight!
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You remember Gavin. Brook already told me
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you've wanted to ride that D
since you first laid eyes on him.
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- Wow.
- Yeah. See, I listen.
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I really wish you didn't.
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"Ride that D," huh?
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Her, of all people?
God, she's never liked me.
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I don't know why
you would tell her about Gavin.
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Hey, can't stay mad.
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Can't stay mad.
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Ugh. She calls me "Grade School,"
for God's sake.
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- I think it's endearing.
- No! It's not endearing.
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It's bitchy, maybe.
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No, it's not.
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Look, she's not replacing you.
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Nothing could ever replace you, okay?
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Please tell me I don't have to
hang out with her all weekend.
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Uh...
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Tonight she's coming, but that's it.
And then, it's just you and me. Promise.
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Unless...
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Unless what?
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Unless, you know, you and Gavin
want some alone time this weekend.
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- What did you tell him?
- Nothing, I promise!
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He's just the one
that got us the VIP passes to Hell Fest.
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What is that?
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Dude, it's so fucking dope! Okay?
Like, it's a traveling horror night.
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People totally lose their shit in there.
It's really fun.
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You're not selling me on it.
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No, it's great! It's gonna be fun!
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Tickets sold out
the minute they went on sale.
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But your boy Gavin came through
and got some tickets for us.
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Okay, we don't need to do this dance now.
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And he's been asking about you.
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- Really?
- He was like...
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"Hey, Brooke, is your hot friend
coming this weekend?"
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Wait, he called me hot?
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Apparently, someone made
a great impression on him
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this past summer.
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Why is that surprising?
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He was like, "Hey, Brooke, uh...
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You know, I should get an extra ticket
for Natalie, right?
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She's coming. She's coming, right?"
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"Hey, Brooke, I know this is, like,
really awkward and shit.
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But, like, do you think
that after Hell Fest,
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Natalie will sit on my face?"
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Shut up, he did not say that!
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- Did he?
- I don't know!
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But, um...
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you're not wearing that, right?
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Why? What is wrong with what I'm wearing?
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Nat, it's Halloween.
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It's the one night out of the year
you're allowed to let out your inner slut.
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Yeah, I don't think I have one of those.
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Hey, babe... Oh. Whoa.
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Natalie!
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- I didn't think you were gonna make it.
- Can you knock?
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Hi! Yeah, no, I'm here.
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I don't know why everyone thinks
I'm not gonna be here.
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What? No. I knew you were coming.
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Brooke was the one
who was like, "It's iffy."
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Can you not do that?
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- What are you in here for?
- I'm just... I'm ready.
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You guys ready? You ready for Hell Fest?
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- You look ready.
- Baby, we need ten minutes.
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We have to meet Gavin at will call.
We're gonna be late.
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Babe, you gotta go. I need ten minutes.
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- Okay. I'll see you in 30.
- See you in a bit.
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- Love you.
- Okay, so...
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We need to find you something good.
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And make up for lost time.
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This is dope!
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Oh, my God. This is awesome, guys!
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- I know!
- It's gonna be fun!
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Nat, don't worry! I will
totally protect you from being murdered.
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Oh, thanks. I didn't realize
that was a possibility, but...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Do not be flippin'.
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It happens, like in Orange Grove.
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Oh, yeah, that was fucked up.
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Wait, what?
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Oh, well, a couple years ago,
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a girl got completely gutted
in a haunted house, like, for real.
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The killer left her body in the park
for three days.
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No one found her
until she started to stink.
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They thought she was a freaking prop!
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- Wait, that's brutal.
- Man, what can I say?
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Some people are just evil.
I mean, they're monsters.
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To them, every single day is Halloween
and they dress up, so that we don't know.
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Know what?
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That they walk among us.
135
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Nat, they're fucking with you.
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- Okay, dude...
- Are we?
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Oh, yes, you are!
Okay, murder twins, we get it. It's scary.
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I know.
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Whatever.
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- Oh, my God!
- Quinn!
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Welcome to Hell Fest!
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Hell Fest! Hell Fest!
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Yes, I'm excited.
Okay, let's go, let's go.
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I'm so excited!
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Yes!
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Hey, murder twins, wait up!
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- Welcome to Hell Fest!
- All right. Let's go.
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Beyond these gates,
your inner fears will come true!
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Whoa. Is that her?
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- Asher's here?
- Yeah. Come on.
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Oh, yeah.
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You might actually have to pretend
you have game tonight.
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Asher!
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- Hey, boo.
- Asher, this is Natalie. Natalie, Asher.
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- Hello, pleased to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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Why didn't you tell me
you were coming?
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- Hey. It's been a while.
- Hey.
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You look great. It's good to see you.
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- Hell Fest!
- Welcome to VIP, bitches!
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VIP, bitches!
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There you go. I can help you put yours on.
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- Oh, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Thanks. Yeah, Brooke tells me
I have you to thank for this.
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- So...
- Yeah, no. No problem.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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No, she said you were
coming to town, so I just...
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I wanted us to do something fun.
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Great.
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- Hey, you guys ready?
- Yeah.
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You guys ready?
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Hell Fest, guys! Let's do this!
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Hell Fest!
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Look it, work it for me, baby!
Work it!
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Oh, shit! Okay!
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Hey.
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Oh, shit!
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Good Lord.
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Wow!
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And then there's that.
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And then there's that.
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So, just so you guys know,
fear is an aphrodisiac.
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Yeah, it stimulates something...
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- The more you know.
- ...deep in those lizard brains
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and it reminds you that life is short
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and an organism's only true purpose
is to, uh, reproduce.
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Okay. That's great. Thank you.
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It is. All right, I will let you guys
think about that and I'll be back later.
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All right.
Thanks for the master class.
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You're welcome!
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I'm starting to get the feeling
our friends think
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something's gonna happen between us.
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Really? No, I didn't notice that at all.
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- Oh, really?
- Mm-hmm.
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You don't get that vibe at all?
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- No, I don't.
- It's very subtle.
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- Just you're picking up on that.
- Yeah, it's just me.
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Hey, well, I'm actually...
I'm glad you came.
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I think it's gonna be fun.
It's been a while since we've hung out.
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Yeah, I was bummed that I had to bail.
I just had a bunch of shit that I...
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Jesus Christ!
That came so close to my face.
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No!
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You're good, this is it.
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It's not that bad.
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It's just... Not the worst thing, I guess?
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- It is time for shots!
- Shots!
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- Yes!
- Shots!
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Please, let's go! Come on!
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Raise your arms.
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You're good.
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Why do you always switch them?
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Thanks, man.
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Asher! Hurry up with those shots!
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- Whoa. Shots!
- Yeah!
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Nice! So we got VIP tonight,
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so lines aren't gonna be an issue.
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We are here,
but we need to focus our shit,
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'cause I'm trying to hit
everything tonight.
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- Let's do the Zombie Maze. Boom.
- Why?
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Yo, Gav, what are you, five?
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We didn't come here for slow.
If you want that, go trick-or-treating.
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We came here to be terrified!
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The Zombie Maze is fucking scary, it's...
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I'm good with the Zombie Maze. I am.
224
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No, I wanna do Deform School
because I've been a very naughty girl.
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And I hear Deform School
is one of the scariest mazes
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outside of the Deadlands.
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- Wait, what are the Deadlands?
- What?
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No, it's a part of the park
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where they can all touch you
or something. Right?
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Wait. For real, they can touch you?
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Yeah. That's where shit's gonna get crazy.
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Sounds fun, right?
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Plus, it's the only way
you get to go into Hell
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which is the scariest maze, so...
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Yeah?
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Please?
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Come on.
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Sure.
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- To Hell Fest!
- To Hell Fest!
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Oh, my God! Dude, you don't scare me!
Go back to the other freaks!
241
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I just wanna go back home...
242
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What is up with all these assholes?
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You think you're scaring me?
Ooh, you're so scary.
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No. Move.
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- Wait! You guys, what the fuck?
- Come on, come on!
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You don't have to run, like...
247
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,343
- I don't like being fast.
- I don't like being...
248
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,053
- I don't like that. At all.
- I can't see anything.
249
00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,837
Okay, we can do this.
It's okay, we got this.
250
00:15:54,163 --> 00:15:55,163
Fuck this shit!
251
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,623
Oh, my God!
252
00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:59,877
- Okay. Hi, thank you very much!
- Oh, my God! Holy shit.
253
00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:02,504
Brooke! Okay, okay... Go, go, go!
254
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,050
Oh, my God! It's everywhere!
255
00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,093
- That was so stupid!
- Picture, picture, picture!
256
00:16:08,177 --> 00:16:09,887
He got her more than me.
Thank God.
257
00:16:10,304 --> 00:16:12,556
- Let's go.
- Cobwebs. You go, you walk first.
258
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,742
Dude, the more scared you seem,
259
00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:15,493
the more they're gonna come after you.
You gotta like...
260
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,870
- You have to play it cool.
- Just relax and...
261
00:16:16,894 --> 00:16:18,270
Yes. You... Shit!
262
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,353
Oh, my God!
263
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,357
Yeah, no, just play it cool.
264
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:23,793
- I'll remember that. That's great.
- No, that...
265
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,819
I have a very specific phobia
of demon clowns.
266
00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:27,946
These are my people.
267
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,156
Jesus Christ.
268
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,908
Come on, come on, come on!
269
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,660
VIP! Sucks to be you.
270
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:37,915
Okay, I'm sorry.
VIP band, just showed it off.
271
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,958
Tay, they pace it out
so we each go on our own.
272
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:43,837
Oh, can we go? Can we go?
273
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,298
And, wait, wait.
274
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,549
- Go, go, go!
- Thank you!
275
00:16:49,093 --> 00:16:50,302
Okay. Are you ready?
276
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,179
- Yeah.
- You that ready?
277
00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:53,262
Yep, I'm ready.
278
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:57,392
Go, go, go!
279
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,984
See? I didn't need that in my life.
280
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,653
Don't do that! Oh, my God!
281
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,155
You know what? He deserves
at least some dignity in death.
282
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:11,759
- Let's give him a boner.
- Definitely.
283
00:17:11,824 --> 00:17:14,493
Oh, God. The last thing
I need to do is relive high school.
284
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,696
She can keep me after class.
285
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:19,957
Ow! Hey, Gavin. You like paddles, right?
You said you had a fetish or something.
286
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,874
She's got a paddle.
287
00:17:20,958 --> 00:17:22,268
I've never said that in my entire life.
288
00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,292
Oh, freaky.
289
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,897
I don't like paddles.
They're fucking with you.
290
00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,047
I mean, if you do, man.
291
00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,233
- I never...
- You don't like paddles?
292
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,651
- You're such an asshole.
- Hey, guys.
293
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:32,094
I don't think everyone here
is completely dead.
294
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:35,264
I mean, part of this guy
is very much alive.
295
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,493
Are you sexually harassing
a zombie right now?
296
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,144
Because I feel like that's just a lot.
297
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,480
Look, all I know is I definitely know
how to make the dead rise.
298
00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,244
You know
how to make everything rise, baby.
299
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:47,585
- I guess we're going that way.
- We're going that way.
300
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,819
We're supposed to follow that?
301
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:55,449
Oh.
302
00:17:58,787 --> 00:17:59,621
Hurry up.
303
00:17:59,705 --> 00:18:00,831
I'm trying. Hold on.
304
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,914
Oh, shit!
305
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:03,959
Oh. All right. No.
306
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,460
Ruined the damn photo.
307
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,505
I'm scared.
308
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:13,010
Oh, God. One of these guys
has gotta be real.
309
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,303
- Oh, yeah.
- Yep.
310
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:19,391
If you could go first,
that'd be great.
311
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:20,475
This...
312
00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,022
- Okay, you have to look at their hands.
- Why?
313
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,523
Then you can tell
which one is real,
314
00:18:26,607 --> 00:18:27,524
if you look at their hands.
315
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,043
Okay, but I don't like
looking at the hands,
316
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,236
because then you can't see their skin
and their faces.
317
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:34,698
- Yeah, that's the one.
- There you go.
318
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,242
Busted, sir. Or, ma'am.
I can't really tell.
319
00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:39,077
How dare you assume?
320
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,205
I don't know, honestly.
They're all kind of...
321
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:42,998
neutral.
322
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,625
Oh, hey.
323
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,788
This place is kind of lame.
324
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:47,354
- Yeah, bummer.
- I like all the art...
325
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,547
Fuck! Come on!
326
00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,093
Nope! Okay, go!
327
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:14,543
- Did they just ditch us?
- What the fuck?
328
00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:16,698
- Oh, my God.
- Of course they did. Wait.
329
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:18,783
Wait.
330
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:21,703
Wait, wait.
Don't you spill my tequila.
331
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:24,182
Wait, no, no, no! I just figured it out.
Look, she just came out of here.
332
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,100
Somebody else is gonna come
out of here and freak us out.
333
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,918
Oh, great, thank you for confirming.
334
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:28,835
Really?
335
00:19:28,919 --> 00:19:30,647
Look, and then she's gonna
jump out here, too.
336
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,090
Yes, thank you. Thanks!
337
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,341
You're ruining this for me.
338
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:35,425
No, I'm telling you.
339
00:19:35,509 --> 00:19:38,220
Now someone's just
gonna come out of this door right here.
340
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:39,530
- All right, let's see.
- Let's see.
341
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:41,807
Stop saying things
at the same time.
342
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,536
- And Grade School over thought it.
- And, three, two... Shut up.
343
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,229
Three, two, one.
344
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,897
Help me! He's following me.
345
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:50,691
- Please.
- Oh. See, your timing was off.
346
00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:51,650
And location.
347
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,026
Please, help me. Please.
348
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,363
Oh, my God! He's coming!
349
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,367
Okay. Well, I was still kind of right.
350
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:02,160
So melodramatic.
351
00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:05,330
Oh, hi, buddy.
352
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:06,748
Oh. Hello.
353
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,252
He got the... Okay.
354
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:12,337
Class deceased.
355
00:20:13,714 --> 00:20:16,049
If at first you don't succeed,
356
00:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,111
- die and die again.
- He's got the wonky eyeballs.
357
00:20:18,135 --> 00:20:19,594
He's been through some things.
358
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,513
Yeah, you're not scary, dude.
359
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,598
- Okay.
- Did you see that?
360
00:20:28,687 --> 00:20:31,648
Okay, just get back on script, guy.
Your girl's over there.
361
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:32,649
With the big arrow.
362
00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:35,777
Where it says, "Don't look."
She's in that thing, you should...
363
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,493
No, no. Just stop! Please.
364
00:20:43,577 --> 00:20:47,956
Help me! Please! Please! No, no, no!
365
00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:49,374
Stop it!
366
00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:51,877
- Yeah, no, fuck that. I'm good.
- Yep. Let's go.
367
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,463
Stop! Stop it! No!
368
00:21:10,604 --> 00:21:12,064
Okay, just do it.
369
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,596
That was fucking insane.
370
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:46,240
I know.
Now you know why I wanna come here.
371
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:47,516
Yes, I get it.
372
00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:48,683
- I know!
- Jesus Christ.
373
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,269
Hey, you good?
What took you so long?
374
00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:53,539
That was really fucking real
in there at the end.
375
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,357
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah! Really intense.
376
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,066
You need some?
377
00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:59,277
Yes.
378
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,862
Go Grade School.
379
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,241
- Shit!
- Jesus Christ.
380
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:09,204
I love this place so much!
381
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,288
Come on. Let's go.
382
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,915
She just, like, walks away?
383
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,834
You ditched us. What do you want?
384
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,349
Looks like you made a friend,
Grade School.
385
00:22:30,267 --> 00:22:33,103
Well, at least I wasn't crying
like a baby in there, College. So...
386
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:36,857
Okay! All right, I might like you.
Let's keep going. Keep it up.
387
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:38,775
I like this sassy side.
388
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,240
Wait, does she still snore like
an outboard motor
389
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,426
when she's drunk, because...
390
00:22:46,450 --> 00:22:47,826
Like a fucking buzz saw.
391
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,762
You two are getting
a little too close, all right?
392
00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,455
Well, you can't stay mad, so...
393
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:54,207
Oh, one night at Hell Fest,
and you're coming out of your shell.
394
00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,750
It looks good, right?
It suits her.
395
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:56,710
Yeah.
396
00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:58,604
Look, is that the same guy
from the Deform School?
397
00:22:58,628 --> 00:23:00,547
- Hey!
- Don't do that.
398
00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:01,631
- Why?
- Jesus Christ.
399
00:23:01,715 --> 00:23:03,693
He's an actor. He gets paid
minimum wage to follow us.
400
00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:05,969
But he's only following us.
It's stalker-ish.
401
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,596
- Yo, let's go.
- Keep it moving.
402
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:09,681
Yo, guys, this is the same dude
from Deform School.
403
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:11,576
Nat, he's just an actor.
They fuck with everyone.
404
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,911
Seriously, ignore him.
He'll get bored. It works with Brooke.
405
00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:16,372
Yeah, no, no, that's great advice.
That always works with stalkers. Thanks.
406
00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,397
Hey. Listen.
407
00:23:17,856 --> 00:23:19,983
If he gets too close,
I'll fuck him up for you.
408
00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:21,693
Oh, my God.
That's adorable. I got it.
409
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:23,337
You guys are gonna handle this one?
410
00:23:23,361 --> 00:23:24,863
- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah. We got you.
411
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,133
Dude, I told you
it'd be fun with her here.
412
00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:28,742
I know! You're right.
She's awesome!
413
00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:33,663
- This is amazing.
- This is dope.
414
00:23:33,747 --> 00:23:34,747
Oh, crap.
415
00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,209
Oh, look, it's you. It's your future, Ash.
416
00:23:37,834 --> 00:23:38,919
Okay. No, no, no!
417
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,589
Oh, shit.
418
00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,110
Come on, girl, let's go
win you some cheap-ass prizes.
419
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,636
That is so antiquated of you, Ash.
420
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,638
- They have funnel cakes.
- Off we go!
421
00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,223
- Have fun, you two.
- Hey, Gavin...
422
00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:53,558
Great. That's...
423
00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:55,615
Thanks, Quinn. That was so subtle of you.
424
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:58,271
- Thanks for that.
- I'm sorry. Um...
425
00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:00,815
Here. Let's play a game.
426
00:24:00,899 --> 00:24:02,710
- Are you ready for this?
- I am. Are you ready?
427
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,569
Ready as I'll ever be.
428
00:24:04,653 --> 00:24:05,653
Mine.
429
00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:09,467
You are really close.
Maybe it's just your...
430
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:10,951
I just need to stop overthinking it.
431
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,827
No look.
432
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,388
- What you wanna do?
- I'm doing it, too.
433
00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:16,248
Prize time. Dang it.
434
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:20,770
Are you sure you're not left-handed?
435
00:24:20,794 --> 00:24:22,504
Who won? Who won? Yes!
436
00:24:24,589 --> 00:24:25,632
Oh, wow.
437
00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:27,425
Let me show you how it's done.
438
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:28,927
Well, now I just wanna keep this.
439
00:24:31,596 --> 00:24:33,640
- For my queen.
- Thanks, babe.
440
00:24:34,683 --> 00:24:36,268
- Come on. Shit.
- Oh, wow.
441
00:24:36,351 --> 00:24:38,329
- You definitely took that somewhere.
- It caught on my finger.
442
00:24:38,353 --> 00:24:39,187
I'm sorry about that.
443
00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:41,648
- Ready, one...
- Two, three... Go!
444
00:24:44,901 --> 00:24:46,069
This is painful, bruh.
445
00:24:47,195 --> 00:24:48,464
- Okay. Thanks.
- It's not that bad.
446
00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:49,488
It's pretty bad.
447
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,597
- That was close.
- It was. Thank you.
448
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:54,494
- It was...
- Yeah.
449
00:24:54,578 --> 00:24:55,846
- No, no, no!
- No, I got another one.
450
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:57,306
- It's more than okay.
- It's really not.
451
00:24:57,330 --> 00:24:58,891
We don't have to...
It's been, like, five games.
452
00:24:58,915 --> 00:25:01,519
You know how good you're gonna feel when
you have a teddy bear of your very own?
453
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,743
Sometimes you just have to accept
that it's not for you.
454
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:08,508
I'm sorry, I'm so shitty at ring toss.
455
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:10,778
- It's okay.
- I was honestly trying my best.
456
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:13,513
But I think my game of choice
is the one where you're like,
457
00:25:13,597 --> 00:25:15,908
"Here's five dollars."
And the guy's like, "Here's a pretzel."
458
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,225
So you pay for things?
459
00:25:17,309 --> 00:25:19,644
- Yeah, but at an incredibly fast rate.
- Okay.
460
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:21,354
I think that's my game of choice. Hello.
461
00:25:21,438 --> 00:25:22,814
Oh, hello!
462
00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,649
- What? Can I? May I?
- Please.
463
00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:26,026
Thank you.
464
00:25:26,109 --> 00:25:27,235
Wow. It's so coiffed.
465
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:29,362
- It really is.
- It's so beautiful.
466
00:25:29,446 --> 00:25:32,425
- I think you should get one of those.
- I was gonna say I think you should.
467
00:25:32,449 --> 00:25:34,868
Well, I can't, so...
468
00:25:34,951 --> 00:25:36,286
So what do you think so far?
469
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,162
Of the pretzel?
470
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,457
- Uh, no, not the pretzel.
- Good. Could use mustard.
471
00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:41,750
I do want a piece of this.
472
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,633
- Oh, you're a mustard kind of girl?
- Mm-hmm.
473
00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,253
I meant of Hell Fest.
474
00:25:46,838 --> 00:25:48,715
What do you think? Like hanging out?
475
00:25:50,091 --> 00:25:51,091
Two of us?
476
00:25:51,134 --> 00:25:53,511
- I like hanging out with you.
- Okay. Good.
477
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,072
I'm sorry that I've been
so flaky actually.
478
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:57,807
I've just been having a really
tough time with school,
479
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,060
and work, and life, so...
480
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,770
It's just nice to be here.
481
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,232
- Nice to be in Hell.
- Yep. It's nice to be in Hell.
482
00:26:06,316 --> 00:26:08,109
- It's the best place to be.
- Yeah.
483
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:14,490
- Come here.
- Yeah.
484
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:18,328
Oh, God. But that was
a perfectly good pretzel.
485
00:26:18,411 --> 00:26:20,038
I'm sorry.
It was not salty enough.
486
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,461
Oh, God, I am so bad at these things.
487
00:26:26,544 --> 00:26:28,344
- Oh, we have to pay under here.
- Yeah. Okay.
488
00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:33,968
- What do we...
- Um...
489
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:35,970
Smile. Just smile like an idiot.
490
00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:36,971
Not that you're an idiot.
491
00:26:37,055 --> 00:26:39,724
No, that's really the only way
I know how to do it.
492
00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:48,190
Uh, drunk face?
493
00:26:48,233 --> 00:26:50,860
Uh, sure, okay.
I don't really have a drunk face.
494
00:26:50,944 --> 00:26:52,821
I don't, either. I'm a stoic drunk.
495
00:26:52,904 --> 00:26:54,614
Yeah. I'm a very composed...
496
00:26:59,994 --> 00:27:00,994
Um...
497
00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,415
No, no, you don't touch it. Just your...
498
00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:05,101
Well, I didn't know
if I was supposed to...
499
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,419
With my tongue? What do you want me to do?
500
00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:14,426
How could you not know that I was going
for the nose-tongue picture?
501
00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:15,945
- I don't know how many people...
- How dare you.
502
00:27:15,969 --> 00:27:18,221
I didn't know there was
a type of picture you take.
503
00:27:59,304 --> 00:28:00,430
Yo!
504
00:28:01,431 --> 00:28:03,141
What the fuck? Hey!
505
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:04,433
Is that Brooke?
506
00:28:04,642 --> 00:28:05,769
You sure? Was that Brooke?
507
00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:08,188
- Brooke?
- What the hell?
508
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:11,733
That guy just took your photos.
509
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:13,777
- What?
- Babe, here.
510
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,487
- Whoa. Whoa!
- Hey!
511
00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:16,488
- Brooke.
- Babe!
512
00:28:16,571 --> 00:28:18,114
- You guys, come on!
- Hey!
513
00:28:18,990 --> 00:28:19,824
What's going on?
514
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:21,385
- Did you two just...
- Come on, let's make fun of him!
515
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,409
Take pictures together.
516
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:25,120
Yo!
517
00:28:27,957 --> 00:28:29,125
Oh, so you're hiding now?
518
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:32,462
You gonna scare me?
519
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,535
Hey, I told you to...
520
00:29:04,536 --> 00:29:05,536
...stop.
521
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,596
Shit!
522
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,960
When did you become a tough guy?
523
00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:27,684
Listen, I scared him off. Let's go.
524
00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,435
Did you? Did you get the photos?
525
00:29:29,811 --> 00:29:30,812
No, but he's gone.
526
00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:32,313
Here, take this.
527
00:29:37,902 --> 00:29:39,279
That's gonna consume her.
528
00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:40,697
It's a pleasure to meet you.
529
00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:42,341
Hey, guys! I found Nat's security guard.
530
00:29:42,365 --> 00:29:44,009
Hey, did you get the pictures back?
What happened?
531
00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:46,327
I took care of it, like I said I would.
532
00:29:46,411 --> 00:29:47,662
- Is that what you did?
- Yes.
533
00:29:47,745 --> 00:29:48,746
It's the same guy, right?
534
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,415
- Wait, Deform School guy?
- Yeah.
535
00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:52,935
- He's just going for Employee of the Year.
- He's doing pretty damn good.
536
00:29:52,959 --> 00:29:54,436
I mean, look at
both of your faces right now.
537
00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,589
All right, fuck this place anyway.
It is Deadlands time.
538
00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:58,840
I wanna be touched.
539
00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:01,151
- Yes. Thank you! Let's go.
- All right. Deadlands. I'm in.
540
00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:03,070
Yeah, you guys go and then I'm gonna
catch up with you, okay?
541
00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:03,928
What?
542
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:06,097
Just go, and then I'm gonna
catch up to you guys.
543
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:08,075
- What, what are you...
- Just go.
544
00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:08,975
I wanna get her a toy.
545
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:10,101
Just go really quick,
546
00:30:10,184 --> 00:30:11,829
- and then I'll meet up.
- Do what you gotta do.
547
00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,455
- Okay, do you want company?
- No, no, no. I just...
548
00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,481
Me and the bearded lady,
we exchanged this look.
549
00:30:15,565 --> 00:30:18,502
I think she's gonna give me beard lessons.
So, I'm gonna go get her number.
550
00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:20,212
That's not a thing.
I can just come with you.
551
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:21,988
- It's totally a thing.
- Okay.
552
00:30:22,071 --> 00:30:23,351
So, we'll meet you in line then?
553
00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:26,743
Yeah, dude, if you're not there by
the time we get to the front of the line,
554
00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:29,096
- I'm going to Hell without you.
- Yeah, I'll meet you there.
555
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,307
Just be really fast.
'Cause she really likes you. You know?
556
00:30:31,331 --> 00:30:32,165
Okay, well...
557
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:33,517
And, she thinks you're really hot.
558
00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,019
She doesn't wanna
do Deadlands without you.
559
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:36,770
- Let's go. Come on.
- That wasn't uncomfortable at all.
560
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:38,480
- We're going. Let's go.
- You're not hurrying!
561
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:39,923
All right. Bye.
562
00:30:45,803 --> 00:30:46,971
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
563
00:30:47,472 --> 00:30:50,683
Excuse me? Hey, um...
We're VIP, can we just...
564
00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:52,477
Babe, this is VIP.
565
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,395
- This whole thing is VIP?
- Yeah.
566
00:30:54,479 --> 00:30:55,730
Hey, don't worry about Gavin.
567
00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:57,583
He's probably pooping or something.
568
00:30:57,607 --> 00:30:59,734
Okay, I did not need to picture that.
569
00:30:59,817 --> 00:31:00,985
What? Everybody poops, Nat.
570
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:04,322
Birds poop, bees poop. Honey!
That's where it comes from.
571
00:31:04,405 --> 00:31:05,782
No more drinks for you.
572
00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:11,955
Hey. You remember me? Earlier?
I was here playing the ring toss?
573
00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:13,414
And you were terrible at it?
574
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:16,668
That was me. Thank you. Yeah.
575
00:31:17,251 --> 00:31:20,421
Um, hey, listen, I spent like $50.
576
00:31:20,505 --> 00:31:22,545
Could you just help me out
and give me one of those?
577
00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,928
Nah. I'd lose my job.
578
00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:32,058
All right. Hey, thank you.
579
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:33,518
Thanks so much.
580
00:31:33,601 --> 00:31:36,020
Wait, what actually happened
with that guy that you chased?
581
00:31:36,604 --> 00:31:37,604
Mmm.
582
00:31:38,398 --> 00:31:40,274
It got real intense, so I just bailed.
583
00:31:41,275 --> 00:31:43,069
I can't figure out
what his fucking deal is.
584
00:31:43,152 --> 00:31:44,152
Me either.
585
00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:47,782
But, hey, no, you're having a great time,
Gavin's totally into you,
586
00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:49,385
you're stepping out of your comfort zone.
587
00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:51,285
- Mm. He's cute, right?
- Hell, yeah.
588
00:31:59,544 --> 00:32:00,712
Hey, are we good on stock?
589
00:32:01,254 --> 00:32:04,424
Yeah, we got plenty of
stuffed animals back in the locker.
590
00:32:04,507 --> 00:32:05,508
We're good.
591
00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:13,182
It just slipped out.
592
00:32:13,266 --> 00:32:16,019
Uh, why do we
keep waiting in line for rides?
593
00:32:16,102 --> 00:32:17,520
I thought we were doing mazes.
594
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:20,231
B, this is the ride
that takes us to the Deadlands.
595
00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:21,607
It's the only way to get there.
596
00:32:21,691 --> 00:32:22,817
Why are we signing a waiver?
597
00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:25,778
I mean, they can touch us
and liability is a bitch.
598
00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:27,905
That's really extreme.
599
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:30,116
Extreme is what we want, Nat.
That's why we're here.
600
00:32:31,325 --> 00:32:32,952
Plus, if you don't sign you can't go in.
601
00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:35,204
- There's that.
- Oh, come on, Nat, just sign it.
602
00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:36,914
I was just starting to like the new you.
603
00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:40,501
- Huh?
- Just let me text Gavin and let him know.
604
00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:43,045
You sign. I'll text.
605
00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:06,151
Damn.
606
00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:18,039
Okay, Asher.
607
00:33:34,722 --> 00:33:35,807
Oh, yes.
608
00:33:36,474 --> 00:33:37,474
Okay...
609
00:33:46,025 --> 00:33:47,025
Hmm.
610
00:33:55,159 --> 00:33:56,159
Hmm.
611
00:33:57,995 --> 00:33:58,995
That's good.
612
00:33:59,956 --> 00:34:00,956
Oh, shit.
613
00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:06,671
It's you again? Seriously?
You're following me now?
614
00:34:08,798 --> 00:34:12,385
Nice. All right, you take your job
way too seriously. Hope you know that.
615
00:34:13,636 --> 00:34:15,155
You know, actually,
it's great that you're here.
616
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:16,848
Can I get my pictures back? Or...
617
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:23,103
All right.
618
00:34:26,107 --> 00:34:27,787
Dude, drop the character, you're offstage.
619
00:34:33,865 --> 00:34:34,865
Cool.
620
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,538
What the fuck is your problem, man?
621
00:35:17,366 --> 00:35:18,784
Come on, come on, come on.
622
00:35:19,410 --> 00:35:20,411
And...
623
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:22,205
- Thank you!
- Yes!
624
00:35:22,538 --> 00:35:23,538
Wait. Nat, where is he?
625
00:35:23,873 --> 00:35:24,707
I don't know.
626
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,375
Just text him again. Okay? Come on.
627
00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:27,459
Come on.
628
00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:29,295
- Come on, guys!
- Yeah, we're coming!
629
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:32,715
- Sorry.
- Wait, slow down!
630
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,008
Feel like Rocky.
631
00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:37,511
- Nat, come on!
- I'm coming.
632
00:35:57,490 --> 00:36:00,326
Beware! Night Bumps
633
00:36:00,409 --> 00:36:05,081
leads to the Deadlands,
where no soul is safe.
634
00:36:06,916 --> 00:36:08,542
Night Bumps! Yes!
635
00:36:10,336 --> 00:36:11,170
Wait, wait, wait.
636
00:36:11,254 --> 00:36:13,881
Nat, come on. You gotta get on
or you lose your place in line.
637
00:36:14,215 --> 00:36:15,215
In or out?
638
00:36:16,634 --> 00:36:17,802
Sucks to be Gavin.
639
00:36:18,177 --> 00:36:19,262
Great to be us.
640
00:36:19,637 --> 00:36:21,389
- Okay.
- Let's go. Come on, come on, baby.
641
00:36:21,472 --> 00:36:23,182
- Wait, Brooke.
- Oh, um...
642
00:36:23,266 --> 00:36:25,142
- What?
- Hey. We should wait.
643
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:28,020
No, no, no.
No, Gavin assured us, he would be there.
644
00:36:28,104 --> 00:36:29,206
- It's fine. Come on.
- No, wait.
645
00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:31,732
- He'll be right here.
- Wait. Really?
646
00:36:31,816 --> 00:36:33,043
Nat, I don't wanna split up, so...
647
00:36:33,067 --> 00:36:34,544
Gavin'll meet us on the other side, okay?
648
00:36:34,568 --> 00:36:37,154
Yeah. He will be there. I promise. Okay?
649
00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:39,115
Yeah. Love you.
650
00:36:39,949 --> 00:36:40,783
See you in the Deadlands.
651
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:44,870
Beware the things
that go bump in the night.
652
00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,164
- Night Bumps.
- I hope she's okay.
653
00:36:47,623 --> 00:36:48,666
Babe, she'll be fine.
654
00:36:51,085 --> 00:36:52,085
Thank you.
655
00:37:05,850 --> 00:37:07,184
Night Bumps.
656
00:37:21,991 --> 00:37:24,076
Oh, okay. Hey!
657
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:25,244
Oh. Yummy.
658
00:37:25,619 --> 00:37:26,619
I don't like that.
659
00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:28,873
Mm-mmm.
660
00:37:28,956 --> 00:37:31,417
Oh, my God! Wow!
661
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,918
- I'm so scared!
- Oh, shut up.
662
00:37:34,879 --> 00:37:36,422
Crap!
663
00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:38,924
Okay! Did you see the head on that thing?
664
00:37:39,759 --> 00:37:41,302
Jesus.
665
00:37:44,388 --> 00:37:45,473
Fuck you, man.
666
00:37:46,015 --> 00:37:47,350
Jesus Christ.
667
00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:56,484
Shit!
668
00:37:57,860 --> 00:37:59,945
Okay. Great.
669
00:38:00,571 --> 00:38:01,697
Well, there goes that mood.
670
00:38:55,418 --> 00:38:56,544
Are you shitting me?
671
00:39:22,236 --> 00:39:23,236
Hello?
672
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:30,410
Hello?
673
00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:35,666
We are currently experiencing
technical difficulty.
674
00:39:36,167 --> 00:39:40,045
Please remain calm
while we attempt to fix the ride.
675
00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:42,630
Excuse me?
676
00:39:43,507 --> 00:39:45,026
Do you know how long this is gonna take?
677
00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:50,973
Please remain calm
and try not to lose your head.
678
00:40:04,445 --> 00:40:05,445
Hello?
679
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:11,243
Hello, there's somebody in here!
680
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:18,666
Hello?
681
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,470
Security?
682
00:40:31,013 --> 00:40:32,013
Hello?
683
00:40:34,308 --> 00:40:35,308
Security?
684
00:40:36,268 --> 00:40:37,268
Help me!
685
00:40:39,396 --> 00:40:41,232
Okay... What was that?
686
00:40:46,737 --> 00:40:48,322
- Hey.
- Yo, did you guys hear that?
687
00:40:48,739 --> 00:40:50,991
Yeah. It sounds like
Grade School freaking out.
688
00:40:51,075 --> 00:40:53,369
No, she's not just freaking out,
that's beyond.
689
00:40:53,452 --> 00:40:54,578
She's just getting into it.
690
00:40:54,662 --> 00:40:56,455
See? Here we go. Oh.
691
00:41:25,067 --> 00:41:28,320
You are now
entering the Deadlands.
692
00:41:28,404 --> 00:41:31,907
The Other will guide you on your journey.
693
00:41:31,991 --> 00:41:33,993
That's awesome. That's brilliant.
694
00:41:34,076 --> 00:41:35,619
- Are you kidding me?
- No! No, no, no!
695
00:41:35,703 --> 00:41:38,664
Nat, it was part of the ride, get it?
They fake breaking down
696
00:41:38,747 --> 00:41:40,809
and then they climb in
with one of the single riders.
697
00:41:40,833 --> 00:41:42,936
- That's awesome!
- This has been terrifying, you asshole.
698
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,044
Terrifyingly awesome!
699
00:41:44,128 --> 00:41:45,713
- No, it's pretty good.
- Nat. Relax.
700
00:41:45,796 --> 00:41:47,506
Get that out of my... I hate you all.
701
00:41:48,424 --> 00:41:49,424
Dude.
702
00:41:51,302 --> 00:41:52,303
Asher, Asher!
703
00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:56,639
Oh, shit!
704
00:41:57,224 --> 00:41:59,101
Ah, it's so cool.
705
00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:02,271
What the fuck is this?
706
00:42:02,354 --> 00:42:04,398
The hell is that?
707
00:42:05,065 --> 00:42:07,943
Oh, shit. That girl got wrecked.
708
00:42:08,027 --> 00:42:09,653
I hope that washes out.
709
00:42:10,154 --> 00:42:12,823
So, guys, uh, what do we do?
Do we just wander around?
710
00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:14,992
I don't know. I feel like
we should wait for Gavin.
711
00:42:15,075 --> 00:42:16,577
All right, Nat, real talk.
712
00:42:17,119 --> 00:42:18,495
I don't want to ruin it for you.
713
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:22,333
But Gavin is out getting you
one of those stupid stuffed animals.
714
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:24,702
He's just gonna take a while.
715
00:42:25,294 --> 00:42:26,670
Because he sucks. Right?
716
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,380
Damn it. Really?
717
00:42:29,423 --> 00:42:31,704
Yes, he likes you, okay?
He's gonna catch up when he does,
718
00:42:31,759 --> 00:42:33,927
but we're here now.
So let's have some fun, all right?
719
00:42:34,553 --> 00:42:35,554
Hey, guys...
720
00:42:36,055 --> 00:42:37,490
I think we gotta check this thing out.
721
00:42:37,514 --> 00:42:41,018
He likes you
and we know he's not pooping.
722
00:42:42,353 --> 00:42:43,896
Oh, that's nasty.
723
00:42:43,979 --> 00:42:45,522
I think they're in there.
724
00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:47,358
- Step up, Q.
- Yeah, nope.
725
00:42:47,441 --> 00:42:49,068
- Go for it.
- No.
726
00:42:49,485 --> 00:42:50,861
- No. No.
- What?
727
00:42:50,944 --> 00:42:52,071
You're such a wuss, Q.
728
00:42:52,738 --> 00:42:53,738
Yes.
729
00:42:56,325 --> 00:42:57,326
You okay, Ash?
730
00:42:57,409 --> 00:42:58,409
Yeah.
731
00:42:58,452 --> 00:42:59,846
- Then hurry up, man.
- You look good.
732
00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:01,121
I'm good. Hold on.
733
00:43:01,205 --> 00:43:02,498
Come on, baby.
734
00:43:07,586 --> 00:43:08,837
That's gross. That's in there.
735
00:43:09,630 --> 00:43:10,923
See, that's why I didn't do it.
736
00:43:11,715 --> 00:43:12,841
Okay. Hold on.
737
00:43:12,925 --> 00:43:15,636
- That's nasty.
- I think I got something.
738
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,739
- Does he always make those noises?
- I'm almost there.
739
00:43:17,763 --> 00:43:18,764
You find it yet?
740
00:43:18,847 --> 00:43:20,724
Oh, shit!
741
00:43:21,141 --> 00:43:22,726
Oh, shit!
742
00:43:22,810 --> 00:43:24,311
Holy fuck!
743
00:43:24,728 --> 00:43:26,039
- He got you.
- Look at your face!
744
00:43:26,063 --> 00:43:27,773
Shut the fuck up. Take the stupid map.
745
00:43:27,856 --> 00:43:28,982
- Shit!
- Oh, shit!
746
00:43:29,066 --> 00:43:30,484
- Okay. What the fuck?
- Hey!
747
00:43:30,567 --> 00:43:32,569
Let me down! What the fuck? Put me down!
748
00:43:32,653 --> 00:43:33,654
Uh...
749
00:43:33,737 --> 00:43:34,613
What just happened?
750
00:43:34,696 --> 00:43:35,739
- Asher!
- I don't know.
751
00:43:35,823 --> 00:43:37,699
I'm gonna need her back, dude.
752
00:43:37,783 --> 00:43:39,284
Hey, Taylor.
753
00:43:39,701 --> 00:43:41,495
Tay! Taylor!
754
00:43:41,578 --> 00:43:44,498
I get, like, touching somebody,
but picking them up and taking them away
755
00:43:44,581 --> 00:43:46,101
from their entire group
is kinda fucked up.
756
00:43:46,125 --> 00:43:46,959
- Taylor!
- Tay!
757
00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:48,293
I'm gonna barf.
758
00:43:48,377 --> 00:43:50,212
That guy smelled like a hobo's asshole.
759
00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:53,924
Wait, how do you know
what a hobo's asshole smells like?
760
00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:55,467
Because it smells like Quinn's mom.
761
00:43:55,551 --> 00:43:57,028
- Oh, damn.
- Where did that guy take you?
762
00:43:57,052 --> 00:43:58,947
I know, that's why I know
what I'm talking about.
763
00:43:58,971 --> 00:44:00,811
- They smell so bad, I'm gonna die.
- Oh, shit.
764
00:44:13,986 --> 00:44:15,988
Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
765
00:44:16,405 --> 00:44:19,199
Um... I guess we're going with them.
766
00:44:21,869 --> 00:44:23,109
It's all right. We can do this.
767
00:44:23,954 --> 00:44:24,954
Fuck.
768
00:44:26,540 --> 00:44:27,540
Okay.
769
00:44:27,875 --> 00:44:28,875
All right.
770
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:30,419
- This is awesome!
- Hi.
771
00:44:30,502 --> 00:44:33,505
Um, maybe somebody should text Gavin.
772
00:44:33,964 --> 00:44:35,299
- Guys!
- Oh, yeah, he's not...
773
00:44:35,382 --> 00:44:36,467
Where the hell is he?
774
00:44:57,321 --> 00:44:59,031
- I can't see anything.
- I know.
775
00:45:06,705 --> 00:45:07,789
Yo, this is dope.
776
00:45:08,665 --> 00:45:10,751
Welcome to your first trial.
777
00:45:11,877 --> 00:45:13,378
Will you conquer your fears...
778
00:45:15,005 --> 00:45:17,174
or will your fears conquer you?
779
00:45:20,677 --> 00:45:21,677
Oh.
780
00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:24,765
Okay, bye. Thanks for not killing us.
781
00:45:24,848 --> 00:45:27,184
- That was creepy.
- Right?
782
00:45:27,684 --> 00:45:29,645
Okay, guys,
I think this is the triple maze.
783
00:45:29,728 --> 00:45:32,856
Sleep Like a Baby. Very Bad Dreams.
Your Worst Nightmare.
784
00:45:33,106 --> 00:45:34,826
- Your Worst Nightmare!
- Sleep Like a Baby.
785
00:45:35,484 --> 00:45:36,318
Tay, wait up.
786
00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:37,903
We'll see you girls
on the other side.
787
00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:39,613
Hope Gavin catches up. Whoo!
788
00:45:47,996 --> 00:45:49,039
Flashlights?
789
00:45:50,290 --> 00:45:51,375
Whoa.
790
00:45:51,458 --> 00:45:53,710
There is no way the girls' maze
is better than this one.
791
00:45:58,507 --> 00:46:00,634
- Is that a baby face?
- Yeah, where is that...
792
00:46:00,717 --> 00:46:01,717
On the ass?
793
00:46:04,346 --> 00:46:05,639
This is so gross.
794
00:46:16,024 --> 00:46:18,193
Shit! Go, go, go!
795
00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:30,998
Yo, yo. They changed.
796
00:46:31,707 --> 00:46:33,041
How did it do that?
797
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:36,420
- The girl. Look at the girl.
- The veins.
798
00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:37,546
- Whoa.
- Detail.
799
00:46:37,629 --> 00:46:38,629
This is gnarly.
800
00:46:40,424 --> 00:46:41,425
Whoa.
801
00:46:44,052 --> 00:46:45,804
Oh, now that is just awful.
802
00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:00,193
Oh, shit!
803
00:47:00,277 --> 00:47:02,321
Damn! She got me!
804
00:47:03,739 --> 00:47:05,407
Listen,
I'm not going first anymore.
805
00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,034
Go, Taylor. Stop laughing.
806
00:47:07,117 --> 00:47:08,243
I don't wanna go first.
807
00:47:09,536 --> 00:47:10,537
Go!
808
00:47:13,665 --> 00:47:14,665
What?
809
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:18,378
Whoa. Be careful.
810
00:47:18,462 --> 00:47:19,880
- Oh.
- Okay, this is really cool.
811
00:47:21,048 --> 00:47:22,257
- Whoa.
- Okay.
812
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,800
Dude...
813
00:47:25,177 --> 00:47:26,511
That's crazy.
814
00:47:26,970 --> 00:47:27,971
This is dope.
815
00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:33,894
I like all the swirlies.
816
00:47:34,394 --> 00:47:35,394
This is so dope.
817
00:47:38,649 --> 00:47:40,317
Like, this is insane.
818
00:47:41,234 --> 00:47:42,110
It's probably...
819
00:47:42,194 --> 00:47:43,362
- Shit!
- Jesus Christ!
820
00:47:43,445 --> 00:47:45,614
What is that? Oh!
821
00:47:45,697 --> 00:47:46,697
Shut up, Taylor.
822
00:48:07,761 --> 00:48:09,179
Oh, damn.
823
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:17,728
All right.
824
00:48:23,860 --> 00:48:25,445
Just look at the hands.
825
00:48:25,529 --> 00:48:26,839
Hey, Taylor, you should go first.
826
00:48:26,863 --> 00:48:29,408
Oh. I hate you so much right now.
827
00:48:29,783 --> 00:48:31,243
- What if I just...
- No!
828
00:48:33,245 --> 00:48:35,789
Just keeping you on your toes.
829
00:48:35,872 --> 00:48:38,875
Yay.
That does not look comfortable.
830
00:48:41,044 --> 00:48:42,671
Okay, is it just me
or is it getting...
831
00:48:42,754 --> 00:48:44,214
No, it's definitely
getting closer.
832
00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:46,025
Yeah, but are the hands longer
or are the walls just...
833
00:48:46,049 --> 00:48:46,925
Maybe both.
834
00:48:47,008 --> 00:48:48,260
The walls might be closing in.
835
00:48:48,343 --> 00:48:50,011
All I know is think little thoughts.
836
00:48:50,095 --> 00:48:51,346
Think little thoughts.
837
00:48:51,430 --> 00:48:52,597
All right, you know what?
838
00:48:53,348 --> 00:48:54,182
First of all, woman.
839
00:48:54,266 --> 00:48:55,851
- Second of all, not that bad.
- Yeah.
840
00:49:03,275 --> 00:49:04,735
Let me go!
841
00:49:12,325 --> 00:49:13,326
Get off!
842
00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:16,288
Wait! Brooke! Taylor!
843
00:49:16,997 --> 00:49:18,582
Yo, man.
844
00:49:19,958 --> 00:49:21,638
Yo, my flashlight went out.
What about you?
845
00:49:23,170 --> 00:49:24,170
Mine, too, dummy.
846
00:49:24,713 --> 00:49:25,713
Hurtful.
847
00:49:25,756 --> 00:49:27,340
Q, it's probably a part of the gimmick.
848
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:31,511
Whoa. Wait, wait, wait.
849
00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:33,680
Whoa. That thing's not slowing down, man.
850
00:49:33,764 --> 00:49:35,640
- No. I know, I know...
- Oh, shit!
851
00:49:36,016 --> 00:49:37,684
Ash! Wait up, man!
852
00:49:44,149 --> 00:49:46,485
Leave no bone unturned
853
00:49:46,943 --> 00:49:50,989
when looking for illumination
on the way out.
854
00:49:56,828 --> 00:49:57,746
Gross.
855
00:49:57,829 --> 00:50:00,207
Leave no bone unturned
856
00:50:00,290 --> 00:50:04,211
when looking for illumination
on the way out.
857
00:50:10,175 --> 00:50:13,011
Leave no bone unturned
858
00:50:13,094 --> 00:50:17,098
when looking for illumination
on the way out.
859
00:50:22,562 --> 00:50:25,649
Leave no bone unturned
860
00:50:25,732 --> 00:50:29,820
when looking for illumination
on the way out.
861
00:50:54,803 --> 00:50:56,781
- Yo! What took you so long?
- That same fucking guy was in there.
862
00:50:56,805 --> 00:50:57,949
- What guy?
- What are you talking about?
863
00:50:57,973 --> 00:50:59,200
The guy! The guy from Night Bumps.
864
00:50:59,224 --> 00:51:00,576
Well, news flash, he's been everywhere.
865
00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,520
- Remember, we saw, like, 20.
- No! No, not that.
866
00:51:02,561 --> 00:51:04,396
The guy that I was telling you
about before,
867
00:51:04,479 --> 00:51:06,199
he was in there,
he was fucking taunting me.
868
00:51:06,273 --> 00:51:08,817
- He was banging against the Plexiglas.
- Nat. Hey.
869
00:51:08,900 --> 00:51:11,778
Look, when Asher gets out,
we'll go find someplace else.
870
00:51:11,862 --> 00:51:13,297
- Yeah. Just give him a second.
- Fuck.
871
00:51:13,321 --> 00:51:15,481
Knowing him, he's probably
having the time of his life.
872
00:51:19,452 --> 00:51:20,452
Quinn!
873
00:51:22,163 --> 00:51:23,163
Quinn!
874
00:51:28,128 --> 00:51:29,128
Q!
875
00:51:45,478 --> 00:51:47,606
Oh, shit.
876
00:52:19,346 --> 00:52:21,848
Just get the fuck off me.
877
00:52:22,223 --> 00:52:23,308
The fuck?
878
00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:32,816
Stop!
879
00:52:37,489 --> 00:52:38,489
No!
880
00:52:54,464 --> 00:52:56,591
Hey, it's okay. Just breathe.
881
00:52:56,675 --> 00:52:58,134
I'm just, like, I'm done.
882
00:52:58,218 --> 00:53:00,404
I know. You've made it through
the majority of the night.
883
00:53:00,428 --> 00:53:02,615
- Of the fucking night?
- You've gotten through a lot, all right?
884
00:53:02,639 --> 00:53:03,723
Fuck!
885
00:53:03,807 --> 00:53:05,183
Oh, shit!
886
00:53:06,935 --> 00:53:07,935
Fuck me!
887
00:53:08,269 --> 00:53:10,397
You got Brundlefly'd!
888
00:53:11,064 --> 00:53:13,274
- What the fuck is that?
- That's awesome!
889
00:53:15,068 --> 00:53:16,337
- Well, that's kind of funny.
- Oh, really?
890
00:53:16,361 --> 00:53:17,561
It's your shirt, so, fuck you.
891
00:53:17,862 --> 00:53:19,155
Damn. Shut up!
892
00:53:19,823 --> 00:53:20,991
Let's go to the bathroom.
893
00:53:21,074 --> 00:53:22,409
Ew, shit.
894
00:53:22,701 --> 00:53:24,577
This isn't how
I wanted the night to go.
895
00:53:25,578 --> 00:53:27,956
It's just been a long time
since I've seen you
896
00:53:28,373 --> 00:53:30,013
and I wanted it to be like it used to be.
897
00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:31,852
I knew this place was gonna be creepy,
898
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:33,396
I just didn't know
it was gonna be that intense.
899
00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:34,504
Right.
900
00:53:36,798 --> 00:53:37,798
But, hey, are you...
901
00:53:38,425 --> 00:53:39,425
Are you good?
902
00:53:40,176 --> 00:53:41,469
I just worry about you.
903
00:53:42,595 --> 00:53:43,596
And I love you.
904
00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:45,515
And I miss you.
905
00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:49,561
I love you, too.
906
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:51,580
I'm sorry I haven't been around lately.
907
00:53:52,063 --> 00:53:53,223
We gotta see each other more.
908
00:53:54,441 --> 00:53:55,567
Let's go to Spain.
909
00:53:57,569 --> 00:53:58,403
You're not serious.
910
00:53:58,486 --> 00:54:00,673
I'm serious. We've always talked about it.
Let's just do it.
911
00:54:00,697 --> 00:54:01,698
You wanna go to Spain?
912
00:54:01,781 --> 00:54:04,101
Yeah, you said I need a break.
You're probably right. So...
913
00:54:04,951 --> 00:54:07,203
You wanna go to the Prado and get tapas?
914
00:54:07,537 --> 00:54:08,848
Sounds like
you're saying "topless," but...
915
00:54:08,872 --> 00:54:10,123
I mean, we can do that, too.
916
00:54:10,373 --> 00:54:12,917
You can do that. No thanks.
917
00:54:13,752 --> 00:54:14,919
We're going to Spain?
918
00:54:15,170 --> 00:54:16,171
- Yeah.
- You promise?
919
00:54:17,297 --> 00:54:18,423
I promise.
920
00:54:19,215 --> 00:54:20,258
Okay.
921
00:54:20,675 --> 00:54:21,675
Okay.
922
00:54:22,427 --> 00:54:23,427
I'll meet you out there.
923
00:54:23,762 --> 00:54:25,305
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
924
00:54:25,388 --> 00:54:27,640
We're going to Spain.
925
00:54:28,016 --> 00:54:30,101
We're going topless in Spain.
926
00:56:11,953 --> 00:56:13,371
Gross.
927
00:57:47,590 --> 00:57:48,675
I'm calling the cops!
928
00:57:52,262 --> 00:57:53,262
Fuck!
929
00:58:55,575 --> 00:58:56,575
Brooke.
930
00:58:56,909 --> 00:58:57,744
What?
931
00:58:57,827 --> 00:58:59,329
What's wrong?
932
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,082
Yeah, I don't know what to tell you.
It's empty.
933
00:59:03,166 --> 00:59:05,251
No, I'm telling you that he was just here.
934
00:59:05,335 --> 00:59:07,187
I just had to crawl under this thing
to get away from him.
935
00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:08,564
- He was grabbing at me!
- All right, look.
936
00:59:08,588 --> 00:59:10,816
I know the scarers aren't
supposed to be in the bathroom,
937
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:13,760
but if you can't even identify him,
I don't know what you want me to do.
938
00:59:13,843 --> 00:59:15,612
I don't know.
Shut down the park. Call the cops.
939
00:59:15,636 --> 00:59:17,476
- Do something other than this.
- Are you hurt?
940
00:59:17,680 --> 00:59:19,599
- What?
- Did he physically hurt you?
941
00:59:19,974 --> 00:59:21,684
I mean, he grabbed at me. I'm not injured.
942
00:59:21,768 --> 00:59:24,687
Unless there is an actionable charge,
there's nothing I can do.
943
00:59:24,771 --> 00:59:25,605
What?
944
00:59:25,688 --> 00:59:27,499
No, you're not understanding
a thing that I'm saying!
945
00:59:27,523 --> 00:59:29,793
This guy has been stalking us
since the second we got here!
946
00:59:29,817 --> 00:59:30,651
Which guy?
947
00:59:30,735 --> 00:59:32,546
The guy with the mask
from the Night Bumps ride!
948
00:59:32,570 --> 00:59:35,365
You just described 15 people
that work in this park.
949
00:59:35,448 --> 00:59:37,658
You know how many complaints
I get like this a night?
950
00:59:37,742 --> 00:59:39,720
Great. Well, mine's valid,
so what are you gonna do with that?
951
00:59:39,744 --> 00:59:41,162
- Holy shit.
- What?
952
00:59:42,705 --> 00:59:44,025
It's the photos of you and Gavin.
953
00:59:44,916 --> 00:59:47,210
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, no, no, wait. Who's Gavin?
954
00:59:47,543 --> 00:59:49,980
He's our friend that was supposed to
meet us, like, an hour ago.
955
00:59:50,004 --> 00:59:51,130
He must have Gavin's phone.
956
00:59:51,214 --> 00:59:53,633
Yeah, I think your friend, Gavin,
is pranking you.
957
00:59:54,384 --> 00:59:55,384
All right, look,
958
00:59:55,718 --> 00:59:59,180
you came here to be scared, right?
I can't arrest people for doing their job.
959
01:00:00,348 --> 01:00:01,474
Welcome to Hell Fest.
960
01:00:06,813 --> 01:00:07,813
We've got to find him.
961
01:00:08,689 --> 01:00:10,483
- Quinn. Quinn, we need to go. Now.
- What?
962
01:00:10,566 --> 01:00:12,044
- We need to go. Now.
- Why would we leave?
963
01:00:12,068 --> 01:00:13,468
I'll tell you later. Where's Asher?
964
01:00:13,861 --> 01:00:14,861
I haven't seen him.
965
01:00:15,071 --> 01:00:16,072
Then where's Taylor?
966
01:00:17,949 --> 01:00:18,949
She volunteered.
967
01:00:46,769 --> 01:00:52,483
Welcome, children of the night!
968
01:00:53,234 --> 01:00:57,697
Are you ready to leave
the land of the living
969
01:00:57,947 --> 01:01:01,868
and enter into the darkness?
970
01:01:01,951 --> 01:01:06,330
Into the world of monsters?
971
01:01:06,914 --> 01:01:07,999
Whoo!
972
01:01:08,541 --> 01:01:12,170
In order to open up the gates of Hell,
973
01:01:12,253 --> 01:01:15,298
we must spill the blood of...
974
01:01:15,381 --> 01:01:18,259
Wait for it, wait for it,
975
01:01:20,428 --> 01:01:22,221
a virgin.
976
01:01:27,810 --> 01:01:29,395
So, about
that whole virgin thing,
977
01:01:29,479 --> 01:01:30,747
I think we might have a problem.
978
01:01:30,771 --> 01:01:32,231
What is your name, child?
979
01:01:32,565 --> 01:01:34,442
Taylor Ann Smythe, your honor.
980
01:01:34,525 --> 01:01:37,111
You're accused of doing the Devil's work.
981
01:01:37,195 --> 01:01:38,195
What say you?
982
01:01:38,237 --> 01:01:39,113
Totally did it.
983
01:01:39,197 --> 01:01:40,656
And what are your crimes?
984
01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:41,908
Well, how long do you have?
985
01:01:41,991 --> 01:01:44,178
'Cause I've actually done laps
around the seven deadly sins.
986
01:01:44,202 --> 01:01:47,038
Oh! Impressive.
987
01:01:47,872 --> 01:01:50,958
But you must pay for your transgressions.
988
01:01:51,042 --> 01:01:52,043
Ooh, what is it?
989
01:01:53,544 --> 01:01:54,712
Your head.
990
01:01:56,255 --> 01:01:57,298
Ooh.
991
01:01:59,300 --> 01:02:01,052
Executioner!
992
01:02:04,347 --> 01:02:05,347
Yeah!
993
01:02:08,309 --> 01:02:09,852
Oh. Okay. Well, bye-bye.
994
01:02:12,605 --> 01:02:14,065
- Something's not right.
- What?
995
01:02:18,027 --> 01:02:19,027
Something's not right.
996
01:02:20,029 --> 01:02:21,029
What do you mean?
997
01:02:22,657 --> 01:02:23,658
Yeah!
998
01:02:39,215 --> 01:02:40,215
That's him.
999
01:02:40,716 --> 01:02:41,592
That's him.
1000
01:02:41,676 --> 01:02:42,885
The guy from the bathroom?
1001
01:02:42,969 --> 01:02:45,096
Yeah, that's...
1002
01:02:45,388 --> 01:02:46,847
That's him. Oh, God. Taylor.
1003
01:02:47,181 --> 01:02:48,181
Nat, wait!
1004
01:03:05,116 --> 01:03:06,784
Taylor!
1005
01:03:07,827 --> 01:03:09,078
Taylor!
1006
01:03:18,879 --> 01:03:23,009
Nat, it's okay. It's okay.
1007
01:03:29,056 --> 01:03:30,725
Oh, my God, that was so much fun!
1008
01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:34,395
Hell Fest!
1009
01:03:39,900 --> 01:03:41,580
Hey, can someone get me out of this thing?
1010
01:03:42,194 --> 01:03:43,112
Hey, you got her?
1011
01:03:43,195 --> 01:03:45,823
Please exit the stage area.
1012
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:53,164
Oh, hey.
Sorry about the, uh, screaming girl.
1013
01:03:53,581 --> 01:03:55,333
Yeah, that's my best friend's best friend.
1014
01:03:55,416 --> 01:03:57,668
She doesn't really get horror, so...
1015
01:03:57,752 --> 01:03:58,752
What can you do?
1016
01:04:04,925 --> 01:04:05,925
Can you get me out?
1017
01:04:06,385 --> 01:04:07,385
Please?
1018
01:04:10,681 --> 01:04:12,308
Yes. Awesome, thank you.
1019
01:04:14,977 --> 01:04:18,397
Ow! What the hell, man?
I said out, not forward.
1020
01:04:18,898 --> 01:04:22,360
Ow! And not tighter.
Dude, did you just skip training day?
1021
01:04:22,443 --> 01:04:24,403
'Cause you're really
not doing this right. It's...
1022
01:04:24,987 --> 01:04:26,614
Okay, that's really tight.
1023
01:04:27,281 --> 01:04:29,825
This isn't a funny joke. Ow! Okay.
1024
01:04:30,368 --> 01:04:33,120
Jesus, can you not hear when I say "Ow"?
This is not comfortable.
1025
01:04:33,204 --> 01:04:34,914
Ow!
1026
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:37,166
Okay, too tight.
1027
01:04:37,917 --> 01:04:40,169
This is really not funny.
I don't like this.
1028
01:04:40,252 --> 01:04:41,504
This is really uncomfortable.
1029
01:04:51,305 --> 01:04:52,305
Brooke!
1030
01:04:53,307 --> 01:04:54,307
Quinn!
1031
01:04:54,767 --> 01:04:56,268
Somebody help me!
1032
01:04:56,352 --> 01:04:57,352
Are you happy now?
1033
01:04:57,395 --> 01:04:59,247
'Cause now we're gonna
have to call the cops on you.
1034
01:04:59,271 --> 01:05:00,707
Yeah, no, that's exactly
what I want you to do.
1035
01:05:00,731 --> 01:05:01,875
Two of our friends are missing.
1036
01:05:01,899 --> 01:05:03,752
No, two of your friends
are somewhere in the park, drunk.
1037
01:05:03,776 --> 01:05:04,610
No, they're not!
1038
01:05:04,694 --> 01:05:05,736
Help me!
1039
01:05:08,030 --> 01:05:09,824
Shit! Quinn!
1040
01:05:11,659 --> 01:05:12,660
Come on!
1041
01:05:13,452 --> 01:05:15,496
Oh, my God, someone help!
1042
01:05:18,249 --> 01:05:19,375
Help me!
1043
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:45,377
Help me, please!
1044
01:06:45,753 --> 01:06:46,879
Please help me! Please!
1045
01:06:46,962 --> 01:06:48,756
- Help me!
- You suck at this shit.
1046
01:06:49,256 --> 01:06:50,925
- Guys, I think it's Taylor.
- Who's...
1047
01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:53,060
- Hey, where are you...
- Fuck out of my way!
1048
01:06:54,428 --> 01:06:56,180
We got a situation in the Deadlands.
1049
01:06:56,263 --> 01:06:57,908
He's trying to kill me!
Get out of the way!
1050
01:06:57,932 --> 01:07:00,392
Get out of the way!
Somebody help me, please! Help me!
1051
01:07:01,101 --> 01:07:02,228
Please help me! Please!
1052
01:07:02,311 --> 01:07:03,991
Get out of the way,
he's trying to kill me!
1053
01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:05,606
What are you doing? Don't...
1054
01:07:10,528 --> 01:07:11,904
Hey, man, what are you doing?
1055
01:07:18,202 --> 01:07:20,830
- Quinn, Quinn!
- Brooke. Brooke. Brooke!
1056
01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:27,169
- Quinn! No!
- We gotta go. Brooke, we gotta go.
1057
01:07:29,380 --> 01:07:31,674
Come on, let's go, man!
1058
01:07:46,355 --> 01:07:47,565
Get down on the ground!
1059
01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:50,025
We got him! Got him!
1060
01:08:02,371 --> 01:08:04,915
- Nat! Are you okay? You okay?
- Yeah.
1061
01:08:04,999 --> 01:08:06,625
Please find the nearest exit.
1062
01:08:19,722 --> 01:08:21,932
Come on, we gotta go.
Come on, we gotta go.
1063
01:08:22,016 --> 01:08:23,601
Due to
unforeseen circumstances
1064
01:08:23,684 --> 01:08:24,684
the park will be closing.
1065
01:08:25,185 --> 01:08:26,812
Please find the nearest exit.
1066
01:08:37,948 --> 01:08:41,118
Due to unforeseen circumstances,
the park will be closing.
1067
01:08:41,201 --> 01:08:42,828
- Nat, over here.
- Okay.
1068
01:08:42,912 --> 01:08:44,121
I think this is an exit.
1069
01:08:48,959 --> 01:08:51,795
You are
at the entrance to Hell.
1070
01:08:51,879 --> 01:08:53,047
It's another maze.
1071
01:08:55,424 --> 01:08:57,217
Welcome to Hell.
1072
01:08:57,885 --> 01:09:00,804
- Can you make it out the other side?
- We gotta go, we gotta go.
1073
01:09:05,517 --> 01:09:07,353
Welcome to Hell.
1074
01:09:22,034 --> 01:09:24,828
You are
at the entrance to Hell.
1075
01:09:24,912 --> 01:09:27,748
Can you make it out the other side?
1076
01:09:32,419 --> 01:09:38,092
You are at the entrance to Hell.
Can you make it out the other side?
1077
01:09:43,389 --> 01:09:48,811
You are at the entrance to Hell.
Can you make it out the other side?
1078
01:09:57,945 --> 01:09:59,488
Welcome to Hell.
1079
01:10:22,845 --> 01:10:23,846
Wait!
1080
01:10:24,930 --> 01:10:27,057
- Wait, wait, wait.
- What? What?
1081
01:10:27,641 --> 01:10:29,268
Look, these are triggering the rooms.
1082
01:10:29,977 --> 01:10:31,520
This is what's making the noise.
1083
01:10:31,979 --> 01:10:33,063
- Come with me.
- No. Nat.
1084
01:10:33,147 --> 01:10:34,356
Brooke, I'm telling you...
1085
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:35,649
We gotta go that way.
1086
01:10:35,733 --> 01:10:37,568
Shh, listen, you have to trust me, okay?
1087
01:10:38,027 --> 01:10:39,528
Listen. We have to go.
1088
01:10:39,611 --> 01:10:41,321
Come.
1089
01:10:41,405 --> 01:10:42,489
Okay, come on.
1090
01:10:43,115 --> 01:10:44,867
Come on. There's a closet back here.
1091
01:10:57,296 --> 01:10:58,464
I can't get reception.
1092
01:10:59,298 --> 01:11:00,298
Me neither.
1093
01:11:01,842 --> 01:11:04,053
It's not working.
1094
01:11:32,539 --> 01:11:33,539
Okay.
1095
01:11:44,343 --> 01:11:45,636
Come on, come on, come on.
1096
01:12:07,783 --> 01:12:10,702
You are
at the entrance to Hell.
1097
01:12:10,786 --> 01:12:13,539
Can you make it out the other side?
1098
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,000
No.
1099
01:12:18,377 --> 01:12:21,463
No, this can't be happening.
No, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
1100
01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:25,217
Please, somebody, help! Please! Please!
1101
01:12:28,262 --> 01:12:29,742
We're gonna have to go through, okay?
1102
01:12:29,972 --> 01:12:32,349
Listen. Shh.
We're gonna have to go through.
1103
01:12:33,225 --> 01:12:35,602
We can do this. Together, okay?
1104
01:12:36,103 --> 01:12:37,563
Okay. Okay.
1105
01:12:37,646 --> 01:12:39,523
- We can do this.
- Okay.
1106
01:12:41,275 --> 01:12:42,275
We gotta go.
1107
01:13:12,139 --> 01:13:14,474
Fuck. It's all fake.
1108
01:13:24,735 --> 01:13:25,736
Brooke.
1109
01:13:29,364 --> 01:13:32,200
- Okay.
- Okay. You okay?
1110
01:13:32,701 --> 01:13:33,701
Yeah.
1111
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,077
We can do this.
1112
01:13:35,996 --> 01:13:37,039
- Okay.
- Okay.
1113
01:13:53,639 --> 01:13:54,890
We left that open.
1114
01:13:58,769 --> 01:13:59,770
We left that door open.
1115
01:14:50,278 --> 01:14:51,278
He's not in here.
1116
01:14:53,782 --> 01:14:55,325
- Fuck.
- Fuck.
1117
01:14:55,409 --> 01:14:56,952
Okay. Okay.
1118
01:14:59,162 --> 01:15:02,916
Don't look at their faces, Mommy.
1119
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,042
More dolls.
1120
01:15:04,626 --> 01:15:05,812
Let's just get the fuck out of here.
1121
01:15:05,836 --> 01:15:08,922
Don't look at their faces, Mommy.
1122
01:15:11,758 --> 01:15:15,429
Don't look at their faces, Mommy.
1123
01:15:52,507 --> 01:15:53,507
Brooke!
1124
01:16:24,456 --> 01:16:26,917
It's a dead end. It's a dead end.
1125
01:17:25,058 --> 01:17:27,227
Clever, clever.
1126
01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:31,231
You've found the hidden path to Hell.
1127
01:17:36,486 --> 01:17:38,613
Clever, clever.
1128
01:17:38,989 --> 01:17:42,701
You've found the hidden path to Hell.
1129
01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:35,377
Brooke, go!
1130
01:19:18,338 --> 01:19:19,338
No!
1131
01:19:28,181 --> 01:19:29,181
Brooke?
1132
01:19:38,066 --> 01:19:39,066
Nat!
1133
01:19:44,823 --> 01:19:46,408
Nat! Help me, please!
1134
01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:05,051
Please, no, please!
1135
01:20:08,054 --> 01:20:12,309
Why are you doing this?
Please, please, why are you doing this?
1136
01:20:12,392 --> 01:20:13,977
I won't tell anybody. Please.
1137
01:20:16,730 --> 01:20:21,318
No! Wait, wait! Please! No! No!
1138
01:20:25,363 --> 01:20:26,823
Go to Hell!
1139
01:20:42,464 --> 01:20:43,506
Back up!
1140
01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:44,591
He was right behind us.
1141
01:21:24,297 --> 01:21:26,591
We looked everywhere,
but we couldn't find him.
1142
01:21:28,718 --> 01:21:29,718
Wait, what?
1143
01:21:32,597 --> 01:21:33,890
No, no, no, he was right there.
1144
01:21:35,767 --> 01:21:37,685
Don't worry.
We're gonna keep looking, okay?
1145
01:21:52,325 --> 01:21:53,701
They're gonna find him.
1146
01:21:53,785 --> 01:21:55,829
Tragedy at Hell Fest tonight.
1147
01:21:55,912 --> 01:21:59,499
Police believe that the suspect
may have entered the park anonymously
1148
01:21:59,582 --> 01:22:00,875
with the rest of the attendees.
1149
01:22:00,959 --> 01:22:03,044
Four fatalities have been confirmed
1150
01:22:03,128 --> 01:22:07,215
with two of the bodies being hidden
within mazes inside the park.
1151
01:22:07,590 --> 01:22:11,052
All of this leads police to connect
tonight's murders to the killing of a girl
1152
01:22:11,136 --> 01:22:13,805
at an Orange Grove haunt
just a few years ago.
1153
01:22:14,389 --> 01:22:16,182
If you're just tuning in, tragedy...
1154
01:23:33,259 --> 01:23:34,928
Daddy, you're home!
1155
01:23:37,597 --> 01:23:38,723
Did you bring me anything?
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